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>>547109446ass
I only have 2/3 good CM horses
>>547109446oh yeah? >Fucks your ass wonder
I have a dream. That one day, every Uma in this academy will control their OWN destiny. A school of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the UMAS! Where every girl is free to think -- to act -- for herself! Fuck all these limp-dick trainers and chicken-shit ningen. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of modeling and idol bullshit. Fuck "Tracen pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! Tracen is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Tracen will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make UMA RACING GREAT AGAIN!
>>547109446Ass Wonder
>>547109626>he has one CM-ready umaiiina.....
>10% WR in RoomsIt's never been bleaker
>marked
>>547109714I heard that Buena Vista has a reputation of being a huge jobber. Is she another King Halo?
>>547109558I don't have my own KSB, so my statline goals are a little lower>1200/600/900/400/600I hit it nearly every time if the run doesn't have anything obviously sidetracking like failling more than 2 times, or an unity race dying randomly
>>547109714Buena Vista is literally just Special Week except she's your childhood friend and you people still eat this shit up
Gyaru sex
>>547109803Yeah she jobs to my childhood friend dick
>>547109772>>547109828I don't have mlb kita either (fixing that next month), pic related is what I'm dealing with, and I don't think it's complete shit anymore. I can't exactly throw a temper tantrum about shit cards when I have mlb sweepy/kingu/taishin/agnes etc.
>>547109558I can usually hit 13-14 ok fronts right now, but 80 percent of the runs just ended up dead because no S mile spark lately.
Reminder that your CM team needs to all be in-game friends/rivals.
I wish game Gold City was more like anime Gold City.
>>547109803No? The real horse was strong as fuck with like 6 G1s.
sorry danchussy, but sailing just came out
Carat Status?Are you gonna roll?
>>547110118I'm about to buy all 3 of the 7000 anni carats
Would you donate one of your kidneys to save your Danchous life?
>>547110198Based.
>>547109927>Special Week except she's your childhood friendSo she's like five times better than Special Week??
>>547109964>no rikodo you have mlb R at least? she's very make or break unity builds. Other than that you can easily run 2 wit + 2/3 spd with the borrowed ksb
>>547110118>dirtno
BONER BONER
>>547110118I wish. Every new uma banner pretty much makes me want to roll. But I have to save for kita rerun, then spark the all-uma banner instead. But there's so many good umas coming out it makes me want to scream>Agnes Digital>Tamamo Cross >Sex Cafe>Mejiro Doberto name only 4
>>547110118I have a mere 17k caratsDigitan will come home in less than 100 rolls inshallah
>>547110256If my danchou was on fire I wouldn't piss on him to put him out
>>547110118Hope I get spooked by her at some point but I can’t afford her rn
>>547110004>Maruzensky, Taiki Shuttle and Grass Wonder I'm ready
The game owes me more daily free rolls
>>547109967Gaki Sky would be like this
God tier - "META" at everything, they said.
>>547110307I didn't get a single copy of R or SSR Riko in the 100 pulls. I borrow her instead. Would I get better results if I said fuck you to Riko, ran Aoi instead?
>>547110256He's one of the lowest earners in the club and doesn't kick flatliners so nyo
>>547110416Would you piss on him if he wasn't on fire
How do you get ignited/burning pwr and max speed in the same run? By november it's inevitable what speed is at least 80-10 higher than power.
>>547110416well yeah, most people would use water or a fire extuingisher, it's practically impossible to put out a fire with just a bladderful
>>547110313Seiun Sky eats dirt.
>>547110545just pop bubbles in power?
>>547109927special diabetes only thinks about eating tho
>>547110618canon
>>547110493>7 most commonly used uma in TT are the umas every single player has by defaultcolor me shockedSHOCKED
>>547110493Spe-chan...
>>547110493All true before they decided to delete front runners from the game a week ago
>>547110493BAKUSHIN!
>>547110630It doesn't work like that.
>>547110505Aoi gives you a lot of skill points but fuckall for heals, so it's unlikely. Not having an useable KSB nor Riko really bricks you so, you can still melty about having a shit deck :). Taishin is also really bad so I can't even tell you to run your own 3 spd cards with a KSB let setup. Would be fine if it was eishin flash or something.
>>54711011854kyes, I only roll umas, cards are luxury for whales
>>547110493>literally dead lastThe face of the franchise everyone
>>547109714osananajimimanko ripe for...
>>547110445One of the many nice things about Taiki is that she doesn't need a swimsuit alt because her normal outfit already gives full tummy access.
At this point i assume the chat will never be fixed again
>>547110618I'm so sparking her banner>canonically get to date an umamy body is ready (tabun)
>>547110118I have the carats to pity both Digitan and Cafe. I'm also buying out the discount packs so I'll be ready to also pity Dober for parent runs if Digitan comes home early.
>>547110118Taking club gibs and CM earnings into consideration, I can give Digitan 30 pulls, I need Cafe in my life.Not like I strongly want Digitan or anything, I would like to get spooked by Amazon, Seiun or Taishin. I need umas for next CMs.
>>547110118How important she is if you want to upgrade your Dirt roster? How long until the next decent Dirt Uma?My current TT Dirt team is SMaru, Pasa and Haru, so it's kinda grim. But I also want to roll on Kitasanlet banner...
>>547109446Nooo it should've been my thread
Why are sprint races so much less popular?
>>547110618>its gotten so big
>>547110946name 5 sprint umas
>>547110004>Air Groove, Suzuka, Oguri
>>547110004>raisu neicha and grasss-sure
>>54711011840k + 20 uma ticketsI'll probably roll until my first 3*
>>547110118>want another dirt uma so Taiki can be put on mile TT>kind of indifferent about Digitan otherwise>only like ~25k and have to save for KawakamiMight have to skip this smelly horse
>>547110946Because the tard trio isn't here yet
>>547111001bakushin, curren, king halo, hishi akebono, fucking uhhh taiki shuttle can run sprints
>>547110664>only thinks about eating thoSpecial Week loves my sweet, pineapple-flavored protein shakes
>>547110762I'm tempted to use my gold uncap crystal on Eishin Flash after I finish rolling Kita. That Speed Bonus she gets at mlb could be very useful.
Heh, more like STINKO Windy.
>>547110946giga rng fest that noone is happy about
Somebody help me through this nightmareI can't control myselfSomebody wake me from this nightmareI can't escape this hell
>>547110806Hands off the osananajimimanko
>>547110313>he won't roll for any of thesebwo... your soul...
>>547111194it dooby like that
>>547111001Bakushin, King Halo, Currency Chan. Umm, that dumb Uma that runs only in straight. And Hishi Akebono, but I still can't reconcile with the fact that she is an actual Sprinter.
>>547111194Fed through the tube that sticks in meJust like a wartime noveltyTied to machines that make me beCut this life off from me
>>547111217lmao wtf is this
>>547111236I'll only roll for Shinko Windy
>>547110118Yes, I hope this stinky otaku comes home early so I can have enough for Dober too
>>547111156Shinko Windy smells good
>>547111236I only care about Acute, Digitan and Plap as in get pregnant
With a childhood friend now in-game. I can't help but fantasize a scenario where Buena Vista gets Netori'd by another man and self insert as that guy instead of toreina. It's the perfect scenario for childhood friend plot.
>Energy went down by 20.>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Right-Handed O.
>>547111170>gambling in my... horse gambling game? no..
>>54711011840k reserved for Rice
>>547111236I will be pulling Inari One, Shinko Windy and Transcend.
>>547111402just be lucky.
>>547111236God, I really want to roll for Acute already…
>>547111392Explode.
>>547111402
>>547110739I have no fucking clue why front runners just dies, did they increase the stamina requirement, this shit never happened before the major update
>>547111402only go for right handed if you have 400+ wit
>>547111236inari one SOON
>>547111392
>>547111473You keep changing your "oshi" every month, schizofaggot
>>547111423there's gambling and then there's losing to a C graded horse while you have an S graded one
>>547111392All the R18 ASMR I listened to was meant for this moment
haven't seriously run any careers since septemberI just use my TT horses in CM and go between class 6 demotion and class 5 promotion
>>547111563???Take your fucking meds, schizo
>>547110946piggies are upset they can't just buy stats and get almost guaranteed win
Digitan LOVE
>>547111564>losing to a C graded horse while you have an S graded onesovl
>547111563>calling someone a schizo while schizoposting
>>547111326Sakura vs Zangief, if she loses she gets Spininning Piledrivered in the park bathroom
>>547111619You've escaped Samsara.
>>547111505Front runner have mediocre speed multipliers, and zero good late accels. You pray you run in a track that fits with Red Shift, pray again you keep the lead to get Angling to proc (this requires a shitload of mid-race skills, so you need A-rank wit for consistent results), and pray a third time some Vodka loaded with Pump, Pulse, Divine Might, Feat, OYL, Beeline etc doesn't roar past you at Mach 10. It really, really sucks.
>547111392but enough about your incessant seething about for (you) umas, c/u/ck
>>547110118I might go for a 5 star
>>547111217jesus this game is like a decade old now
holy hell the chamMe still isnt active? stop blueballing me
>>547111785Good, total and complete frontkek death. You all exist exclusively to set the pace and then die.
>>547110493>filter out class 1-5>she completely disappearsLmao
>>547111853Dumb bitch
>>547111785Red Shift works if you're 5th or higher + in the first half of the pack, right?
>Shoe donations being fulfilled in 5 secondsleave me something aieeeeeeeeee
>>547111840what the FACK
it's new day des!!
>>547111903>oguriposterdoes this mean you love fronts
Oguri crap really has no personality in these special scenario events. She's just standing there looking dazed like a retard.
BROS
You hate to see it
>>547111921>Falco higher than CurrenDAS RITE
>>547111978Sorry, I meant to post this one. I was initially writing about how fronts are still usable and forgot to change the image.
Bourbon.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close
>>547111948track dependentboth this and next cm it's useless for fronts>>547112005WOAHMORE USELESS BORROWS
>open club chat>9 dirt shoes request>close club chat
>>547112005>6d
>>547112005THAT'S HUGE
>login>shoes goneNIGGER
HOLY SHIT CHECK THE BORROW COUNT NOW
>>547111236Umamusume will be expanding overseas soon, they will soon regret making fun of dirters when Cygames releases Global umas (dirters) and tracks (only dirts).
>>547111934what chu say to me you lil shit
>>547111853So what do her shoes smell like?
Nice finally I can get star pieces for that 3* I'll never have.
I feel bad for having a horsehide jacket now.
>>547112167Grease
>legend race>3 awful moods in a rowhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah yeah this is totally just RNG hahahahahaha what are the chances
>>547112167a steel mill
>>547112005IT'S REAL
>>547112240You should still be able to distance her every time
>>547112240You didn't lose the legend race.
>>547112167GN particle
>>547112240Nigga you're against a B+ horse. Stop being a shitter.
>>547112167like lightly dusty motherboards
>>547112206Why?Animals die, its natural. Either you get the hide or the ants will.
>>547112167my pp
SAVE YOUR BORROWS FOR DIGITANG
>>547112286>>547112324>>547112364it's not about winning or losing it's about sending a message
>>547112005LET'S FUCKING GO
hons
>increased borrowsfinally>only lasts a limited timefuck you
The villain wins again
Is In Body and Mind worth it?
>my taiki gets results and my daiwa>every single vodka i train ends up placing last in rooms"late surgers are op" my ass
>>547112796For this CM? Nyo.For next CM? Nyes.
>>547112796The body alone is already worth it.
CM5 status?
>>547112825you aren't gambling hard enough
Why is Shinko Windy so unpopular?
We got the 5/5 daily borrows QoL
>>547112930shitty gimmickshe is basically a NPC uma
>>547112641HERO DA
jokes on them i wasn't going to do more than 3 borrows a day anyway
The borrows are cool and all but I'm already done with my aces. What's the occasion anyway.
>>547112930she bit me
they should rewrite Special Week for 5th anni and give her another alt
>>547112893I will lose.
>>547112825literally just do more runsmy vodka is 14k rank and does just fine
>>547110118>61 Carats>No, need to MLB Kitasan and get the holiday fatass
>>547112930Poor gimmick
>>547112930Suffers from early umamusume writing where everyone needs a gimmick and their personality is defined by that gimmick
Are you guys bringing a debuffer?Not sure if I should try for it or build a pace
>>547112435Digitan is flat?
>>547112930bit my ass
>>547112167battery acid
>>547112167When i was new as shit the only time my B Golshi ever beat Symboli Rudolf in 9 attempts was when she was at Awful mood lol
>>547111840TEIOPOSTER! I SUMMON YOU!
>>547113157as opposed to late stage uma writing where everyone is just>trainer cock in my pussy
>>547113286damn that's zased....
>>547112893my Taiki will be tired because I keep having nonstop sex with her and because of that I will lose.
She looks goofy here
>>547113269they are free carats tho
>>547113251Usually if i misquote a post it's on a post just above or below, but somehow..>>547112240
>>547112005>6d>now I have to carefully choose my borrowsJUST MAKE IT PERMANENT GOD
>>547113286Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>547113286cygods i kneel
>>547113243just bite her back nigga
>>547112930more like chinpo windy
Has anyone here actually gotten good results with 2 pal? I bet THAT document just photoshopped
>>547110118Obviously, I have been waiting for this>carat statusJUST KNOW I HAVE THE SPARK READY
>>547113286>torena I'm defined by my wacky gimmick also please cum inside mefixed.
>5 borrowsbaby step
Surely they're just testing the waters before making it permament, right???
>>547113286He will put his umas in umamusume now.
Post Uma x Trainer
my tosho? swept.
why do you hate her?
ah shit, I no longer have an excuse to slack off
>>547113397Unironically yes. Some of the later base designs are a bit too detailed with the frills and/or plaid
>>547113286sadly for you nips love that
>5 borrows is realWhere the FUCK did they mention this coming?
So is this 5x perma or a temp one?
DANCHOOOOOOOUUUUUUU THE BORROW LIMIT IS NOW 5 (for a week) KICK ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DO 5 RUNS PER DAY NOOOOOOOOOOOWW
>>547113712But I don’t?
>teio rojo's ult is activating a lot did they buff it>they buffed itOh nice, she's good next CM now.
>>547113712I love Suzuka though
>>547113732That has nothing to do with their writing.
>>547113286cope.
>>547113359That's not the Bourbon I know
>>547113845forgot your distorted Ticket
>>547113732Gimmick in design is better than character gimmick. But now all the new umas are generic idol types
>>547113668have a cute one with Digitan
1 month (maybe less) left to the kitasan rerun hoarderbwos
this is weird, why is it for 6 days only?did JP have this before? their increased daily borrows?
I cant win races anymore WTF, did they nerf even pace
>>547112930Did she win any G1s? That's probably why
>>547113845I cant kick myself
>ugly character >ugly gimmick when there are way better inumusume>doesn't appear in events>doesn't appear in irl events>doesn't have any roommate >doesn't have any friends >"mmmhhh she's unpopular because modern umas are too much for (You)">as if it hasn't been this way since forever I'd call chimpo windy fans an anomaly but then I remembered there's people who like air shakur
>>547113286I kind of understand. I find it hotter when they're not thirsty all the time or at least secretive about it.
Any fellow JF lovers here....
>>547112930isn't she a dirt uma
>>547114007Probably testing for the possibility of something breaking?
>>547113668>>547113947
>end career>25000 goldCYGENEROUS
>>547114128what's JF
simp this simp thatbut who is her favorite oshi?
So these two are useless for front runners?
>>547114007there are 10 borrows daily in JP and it gets increased to 15 sometimesthe real bonus you should be looking for is increased affection in TT
>>547113712but I want to have sex with all 3 of them tho?
>>547114042Ardan, Win Variation, and some of the Canopus jobbers like Neicha and Machitan are pretty popular and none of them have won any G1s. It's mostly a design + personality issue
>>547114007FOMO + gamble CMThey want you addicted
LITERALLY impossible
>>547114213obviously
>>547114007yes, JP got this at the time too, you can check their twitter from that time
uo! uodka da!
>>547114213Ramp up is good for mid leg fighting, no stopping me is for rabbit tactics.Both are useless for solo fronts.
Since Riko banner ended I can now use my card ticket.MLB Creek for that delicious 30 initial friendship and some more stats, as well as putting it on support for others or LB3 Kitasan to get priority to 60?
>>547114321It was a little prank, grow up.
>>547114321HOW DID YOU DO THAT SWEET DOTOT-THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE SASUGA MY RIVALt. Opera O
>>5471140421st winner of February Stakes after it got bumped up to a G1 iirc
you ni****s i wanted to play less of this game, not more!
>>547114382Ramp up is also shitty with multiple fronts, because you need the skills to be able to overtake others, not to trigger after you've overtaken them.
IF I WON'T SEE MINIMUM 1M DAILY FOR THIS WEEK YOU WILL GET KICKED
>>547114208her daughter
I don't even use my borrows unless I'm desperate or I want to get a skill farm going. There are a shit ton of parents in Chronogenesis with <15 G1 wins, just niggers playing through career.
>>547114202Juvenile Fillies
>>547114202He wants to post loli
>>547114516It secures your lead after doing so, but yes other mid leg skills are more valuable.
if catholicism exists in the uma world, would the church be ok with human x uma relationships and marriage?https://x.com/pota_suko/status/1990987055200084479?s=20
who is this character meant to appeal to
>>547114301is this some kind of reference?
if anyone has good build for the next Long CM, pls share your ace by generating practice partner ID using that buttonWhore out your umas for the science pls
>>547114726me
Okay I used to laugh at retards for accidentally running URA instead of unity but now it happened to me OFR NO REASON I'VE LITERALLY NEVER SWIPED LEFT ON THAT SCREEN FUCKKK
>>547114726Grandma lovers(Agnes is an old lady name)
leave Legend Bourbon to me
>I'll catch up to you, so please wait for me, okay?
>>547113837>orange fontmay be temporary but who the fuck know at this point
>>547114726people that want an otaku doshi wife
>5 borrows>a day before CM startsFUCK YOU this is like spitting in my face
>>547113668
>>547114726>oh man wouldnt it be hot if the girl was extremely gay and degen i have no idea
>>547114726uma otaku freaks like her
I want agnes digital because I think she's cute but I don't feel she's for (You), but also haven't actually read her scenario events or her storywhat do I do
>>547112005Nice, I already have good CM horses so it's a good change to rebuild my tt team.
>>547114726Pink sluts lovers
>>547114828That's a line waiting for NTR to happen
>>547114828beautiful
Your shoes are mine, robot.
i act like this
How long is the shelf life for Fine Motion SSR? Is it even worth bothering trying to mlb her now?
How big is too big?
>>547114726I can fix her
>>547114949https://youtu.be/M30ZXI7OzM0?t=190Timestamped it for you, but watch the entire episode anyway.
>>547114441Doto should be allowed to bully the shit out of everyone especially TM Opera O and even more especially torena's dick (mine, and yours too if you have Doto) with her huge tits, fuck off!
>>547115108Someone post her alt's super animation
>>54711510890% of uma acts like this they're just afraid to admit it.
>>547115120wtf shitskins are mischaracterizing bourbon
>>547115124need bigger and puffier nipples
>>547115257it's a meme bro
Bros I think im overdosing on weed which uma will fix me
>>547115124Anything above C is ugly
>>547115113From what I've seen, JP veterans say she's the top generic wit card for about 2 years, but I'm not sure what wit card eventually replaces her.
my first full page sparks uma and it's the shittiest the game can give me ever
>>547115113its a good card to have but not one you need mlb unlike kita and creek
Collecting your rival's shoes is kinda kinky, not gonna lie.
>>547113927well they are athletes AND idols duh>generic idol typesthis can be used to describe more than half of the original casts btwalso it's ironic that the most non-idol looking umas in this game are Fenomeno (a fucking cop) and No Reason (a fucking samurai) which was released earlier this year
>>547114726me since I'll impregnate her soon
>five borrows>but im out of TP
>>547113748NTA but do they? Thought nips are fucking cucks and are opposed to self-inserting in gacha games. Based if other way around.
>>547115113the thing with Fine is that there are no better options for a while, CB and especially Ramonu make her completely obsolete the moment they come out
>5 borrows>but I don't wanna play
>>547114957Supa kureeku!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDPAs2AQSMY
>>547115421super creek is the sexiest
>>547115124Anything below D is ugly
>>547115124>too bigNo such thing.
so did JP ever release any other song on the level of Marvelous Sunday Time?
>>547115542Danchou here. I'll know if you're not playing.
>>547112948ONLY FOR A WEEKI REPEAT 5 BORROWS FOR A WEEK
what's the chance of top option for Riko to fail?
>>547115465>Thought nips are fucking cucks and are opposed to self-inserting in gacha gameswhere the fuck did you read that, genuinely curious
I got danchou in the hospital. He's there for at least 2 months. You can stop tryharding with fans and just slack.
>>547115465they're not opposed to self inserting but not as deranged as CN/KR. Just look at the Raymond shit with GFL
>>54711568550/50
>5 borrowsMambo still have a slot open? I wanna have an excuse to flatline
>>547115803ZAMN TOO SOON BRO
>>547115616you won't do shit, Danchud
>creating grandparentsRather silly how much can you bully aptitudes, innit.Here, 6 dirt 2 long parent with G1s. Why did the guy force his Mejiro into S dirt is beyond me.386942563647
>>547115174I don't know honestly
>>547115850doto would say this
I'm not comfortable with what they are doing with the new trainees. I hope localizers fix stuff like Bueno Visto's career.
>>547115239
NOOOOOOO RICE STOOOOOOOOP YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN AN EPIC WINSTREAK OF THAT FAN FAVORITE UMAMUSUME!!!!
>>547115691the billion NTR and BSS doujins and OVAs that get infinite money and qualityand also that fate something gacha, I read some anon talking about how the MC has become increasingly distanced and the waifus have other guysI don't know much about gacha, but from the hundreds of japanese and chinese lns I've read, I can say for certain that the japanese are much more into cuckshit than against it
>>547115124>How big is too big?>too big
>>547115910Did you watch the video though?
>>547114726reminder: if you find this type of stance aesthetically inviting then you are, in fact, a pedo.
what are the pros and cons of taking this nattie to CM
>>547115370>>547115113>kita and creek are priority>wit cards are used on all distances>creek is only good for longswhy is creek shilled so much? wouldnt FM be used more often?
Did I get scammed???
>>547115975>jap work ethic is so fucked its more practical for husbands to fuck coworkers and wives neighbours/sonsGo figure
>>547115942What part of this is related to running?
>>547115957That's my HERO
>>547115370hell, there's still no actually general wit cards in the game, I mean, even Fine hardly considered general card since her gold skill is pace only. The curren strongest wit in JP gives general skill but useless for fronts (rudolf) then there is daring tact which skills are late only
>>547116075They had to shave off 10% as tribute
AGNES DIGITALTHE KINGSLAYER
>>547116075the values get influenced by your supports, but I'm not sure how you got lessis your mood awful or something?
>>547116047Swinging Maestro is the best skill in the game.The card itself has monstrous stats MLB 37.5% friendship multiplier and 30 starting friendship, 10 RB and 15 TE.
>>547115942what an absolute retard. i shall pull for her.
>>547116030Check the Mystifying Murmur description and see by yourself.
look at these sluts
How do I tell Super Creek I don't like goo goo babies as a 30 year old man??
>>547116183No she's in great mood
>>547116030you could cheese the 500 stamina fags but winning with her will be harder without le ebin mile S
>>547116246ah fuck
>>547116276You can tell her, but I don't think it'll do much.
>>547115975despite what you've read on twitter, NTR isn't that popular of a genre among japs, funnily enough all the biggest cuckshit artists right now are gooksthis happens to a lot of stuff you read about japan too btw, all the meme shit like birthrates or cheating are widely exaggerated
>>547116276Ask her the following: How many babies?
>>547116047Probably because you can substitute FM for another good wit card without bricking your runs, but if you're building for a medium or long race without Creek then you're really going to feel the pain if you miss out on the best recovery skill in the game (Swinging Maestro), and there really aren't many stamina cards in the game to begin with, let alone any that can compete with Creek's stats.
Donna's DOG can carry 10kg dog dumbells this is too silly
>>547116276you say 'sorry im gay'
>>547115465You are talking about the nips that play fgo, arknights, genshin, etc. Most of the ones that play umamusume are not into that shit
>>547116030>>547116303nevermind you took murmur instead of ase
>>547116030>prosshe will collect the bronze trophy>consshe will collect the bronze trophy
>>547116047Creek is like, used for 2-3 years and never truly becomes underpowered. Also FM gets more rerun banners and becomes second best in 1.5 years.
>>547116014I did.I see the appeal but its not hitting in a way? I don't know how best to describe it but maybe its because yuritards and zealots come to mind even though she's nowhere near those types.maybe if I think of her the same way I think of meru
>>547115113until the 5th scenario but not completely until l'arc when it becomes possible to reach the stat cap with 1 wit. careful what you wish for because by then she gets replaced by 10 different wit cards for each strategy and distance and it largely continues that way.
>another godlike run destroyed by bad rainbow RNGevery time
>>547115940I've been seeing the usual yuri propagandists on uma twitter... they say they don't like it...
You're all racists!
>>547115940what happened
>>547116030check mine
>>547116374THE GENTILDONNA HOUSEHOLD ONLY HOLDS THE FINEST AND STRONGEST BEINGS
>>547116030>murmur
>>547116047There actually were a couple of genuine JP veterans saying FM was the real card to reroll for so I’ll give them credit for that
thats righti love races
Tell me about Tachyon. Why does she think that by wearing an oversized lab coat nobody will notice that she's not wearing a skirt or trousers?
>>547116557>can't enjoy the character because troons mischaracterizing her live rent freeI get it, but grow up nigga lmao
>japs: haha osananajimi is so old fashion>also japs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OSANANAJIMI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547116339I've also read dozens of korean stories and they're just mentally insane with that, it's a different levelbut I am basing it on sadpanda where there's tens of thousands of doujins and manga with NTR, and even LNs constantly have one scene of self-defeatist "she's better with another guy" for no reasonI just want the Chinese to get their shit together and make some high quality games and stories because even their webnovel trash is peak
>>547111302it's not a hard rule, but sprinters tend to be big horsesalso you forgot biko
>>547116695Mile debuffer time?
I love Digitan
>>547116780>>547116818WHORE
>>547115465>>547115975>Thought nips are fucking cucks and are opposed to self-inserting in gacha games.>japanese are much more into cuckshit than against itWhat the fuck are you talking about. The most popular series in comiket right now is blue archive(no other males but you franchise) self insert x waifu doujins
Robutt...
>>547116925NTR is the most popular genre in Japan.
>>547110118I HAVE 17K CARATS AND A DREAM SHE WILL COME HOME I HAVE FAITH
She calls you onee-chan if you switch genders btw
>>547116665Thanks, Doto.
>>547116780>>547116818I can't trust her smile at all. It seems very manipulative and cunning
Your wins against Bourbon dont count unless you use Rice
>>547116339>funnily enough all the biggest cuckshit artists right now are gooksits so much that its shocking. its always chinese or koreans
>>547116780>>547116818where's the old fat bastard ojisan to take her away from me?
buena vista's scenario basically being tokimeki memorial is extra funny when you consider that this is right after the lawsuit settlement with konami
>>547117063thats the appeal
>>547116951robo-hips cannot analyze luck
>>547117063It's a smile of a winnerShe got her trainer gripped with her umanko since childhood
>five borrows a daywhat is my new excuse to danchou for only doing three runs?
bruh wtf??6d?
>>547115975People like NTR because of the situation itself, they don't self-insert in itit's a subtype of corruption
Buena Vista seems like the type to cheat behind my back
>>547117008The most popular doujin you hear people talk about, you mean.
>>547117063It's the NTR smile from the usual childhood friend character.Fitting for the real horse who was loved by many.
>>547116030Does all seeing eyes even work on stamlets this mile? Even with 550 stam and 400 guts umas?
>>547117098Too busy with McQueen after the John KPOP incident
>increased rewards and borrows is 7 days onlythey're testing the waters. if average daily runs per player not increasing they will never permanently increase borrow limits until we caught up with JP.I think.. it's good. Sometimes I can do like 10 runs a day, then there's another time where I'm too busy wageslaving or doing stuffs that i couldn't even finish a single run. 3 borrow limit is pretty comfy actually...
>>547117198*doujin genre
>>547116075>meanwhile Air Groove gets +3 all stats for the triple tiaraDoesn't seem fair...
>>547116721This is true. If she shows up in my pulls then I'll take care of her.A big appeal of uma musume for me is the affection then love they develop for you as you train them. It doesn't necessarily need to be incredibly direct, but it does feel nicer.
>>547116818why aren't the other umas ever this happy when you take them to the onsen
>>547117249these events happen all the time nigga don't think about it too hard
>>547117160I always click on top Riko option for dates (with maybe a rare exception when it's like extremely good rng otherwise and she appears in late classic or something). If it fails I give up career immediately.
>>547113157her story is actually about her feeling annoyed that everyone pigeonholed her as her biting gimmick, ironically
IRL horse is just really kind and loved by her connections, the trainer is basically the personification of all of themThe IRL horse actually cried during retirement
>>547117249Shut up haru
>>547117180and yet people get excited over the depression and frustration
>>547117236>John KPOP incidentkek this will never not be funny
>>547116780>>547116818I honestly can't disassociate her and her story with the thought of NTR. It's as if like everything about her character and her gimmick screams of an NTR situation being very possible or is happening at the same time she tries to pull the trainer to be hers. I'm not even into NTR.
>>547117372i bet its cuz some confetti got lodged in her eye
Ignited Spirit SPD doesn't seem very useful
this bitch keeps trying to either do subpar training or nto appearing at all during the first year
>a very sweet and loving relationship>"BUT IF NTR"
>3 turns to cure slackerdo you just quit the run at that point
>>547117236>>547117429what did I miss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SyyCAVQyM
Oguri rainbow skill didnt even activate
>>547117495it's insanely overcosted for what it does
>>547117542I am the old man too
all I'm getting is that a lot of you love cuckshit and aren't ashamed to say it
>>547117495Hey, how about you kill yourself. It's a pretty good skill if you manage to cap speed on all of your aces and get the 3 hint levels for the base version (gold isn't really worth it)
Reminder that trainers are the ones that are MORE LIKELY to cheat looking at how Oguri's mom ended up...
I want harder daily races that give more monies!!! I'm broke!!!
>>547117495I think it's ok if you have nothing else to spend your skill points on. It's kind of like an emergency skill point dump at the end of the career for if your inspirations were bad.
>training suzukas for a whole month and barely get anything serviceable >Highest score is 13000>Out of borrows, decide to try a parent run, yeah I need some Ryan parents>Mfw Bros why is Mejiro Ryan trying to steal my s rank virginity? Also Jesus Christ it's easy to get power in Aoharu, I was only running one power card and it was daitaku helios...
>>547117542>>547117605Women love NTR the most btwWhich means /uma/ is full of feminine anonsWhich means you're all faggots
>>547117302>+2 mood>+10 in all statsThey lock in bro
>>547117614what happened to oguri;s mom
>>547117457That's just your mental illness talking, put some lead in your brain, it'll help.
>>547117457Did you already read her story? IDK how she'd come off as one, maybe you were reading too much corruption doujins
>>547117738>Women love NTR the most btwOr browns...
Uma Rangers vs Sunday Troupe
so i have mlb kita/creek.. but only a lvl 30 fine motion, do i just use my crystal and ticket on it, or wait?
Will Daring Tact be as for (You) as Spe's other progeny?
>>547117542JPs seems to think of it too but considering JPs into them in the first place
I hate Turf QueensI hate Turf QueensI hate Turf QueensI hate Turf Queens
You're putting me in CM5 right?
>>547118023I've never used you aside from TT
these are mentally ill individualsyou cannot fix them
>>547117457You like to keep bringing it up a lot for a man whose supposedly not into it.
Kitasan may be one of the strongest cards in the game but man she fucking SUCKS on my unity teamsI can't remember the last time I saw her win
>>547117672power is easy to train in general since speed gives power
>>547117992>he didn't beat the Turf QueensYou didn't beat the career.
>>547117428the characters' feelings are part of the situation, nigger
So close
>>547118072How is the 17 season 3 on the left "ill"?Context?
>>547117564Artist had a melty after receiving a bogus(?) takedown notice and ended up pissing off a lot of people
>narita top road>top notch design>doomed to be associated with filthy cucks due to its nameWhat a shame.
>>547118023You had your fun fluffing Golshi in CM1 and CM2
>>547117898>JPs seems to think of it tooI swear this is the only place I've seen NTR brought up, I've been reading futaba archives and twitter, they've all just been saying how saige hit them with a straight ball with this one
>>547117614you're thinking of air groove's mom
>>547117818durandal vs gentildonna...
Why is Mejiro McQueen so...?
>>547118304...well? so what?
MOVE FROM THEREI WILL NOT CLICK
>>547117879Most likely, camping partners and bears hunters that spent the cold nights together in a tent
>>547117672between speed training, power sparks and the occasional explosion on power it's easy to get it where you need without touching a power card.
>>547118192oh right lmfaoi'm gonna be honest if you find yourself drawing this sort of thing and you aren't self-inserting then you're a cuck
Horses?
>>547118238>I swear this is the only place I've seen NTR brought upThat's because it is. Every tweet about buena from nip artists I've seen on my feed are all lmaoing about how for (you) buena is. It's just one guy malding about her for no reason in this general
>>547118203it's easy to ignore. all anyone does is say hehe ntr and that's it. there's very little actual ntr-themed content involving her and the weirdoes who actually enjoy ntr dont play the game anyway.
This bitch just refuses to win. I'm so tired of this game.
>>547117672I think Suzukas career gives super low sp.
So as I am reading this, /uma/ is into NTR or is /gbfg/ raiding us?
>failed a 1% training pre-debuttime to cancel this run
>>547118023Yes.
>guts bomb>skip>said uma never appears for unity training ever again
>>547118446seeing as how dead /gbfg/ is, it's probably the latter
>>547118023Fuck it, I needed a third anyway
>>547118446/uma/ is full of faggots(real)
>>547116697Are even the flies swole in there?
>>547118446I LOVE NTR!
>>547118378Her and Obey and Eve Bint are too good to be stuck in CinGray.
Did we get 5 borrows? My danchou announced in chat but I just started a career. Can one of you confirm for me?
>double mile spark>fuck all stat gain>zero skill hintsthis is the run
can i get some advice?
>>547118618yes, at least for unity
crazy ass bitchthis is why you never fuck cafe
>>547118632stop playing in mexico
>>547118632no
>>547118604for me it's Mini the Lady...
>replaced mlb eishin flash for my 1lb biko three days ago>have been getting better horses non stop since thenWhat the fuck, she even starts at 0 friendship, is the training effectiveness bonus really that strong or I just had luck?
>>547118446all the newfriends who only played hoyoslop before discovering what cygames is are still in disbelief about this game having a lot of pandering
>>547114007I thought you guys were joking about the 5 borrow tomorrow thing
>>547118632jesse we gotta train horses
>>547118632sunbaked umas...
>>547118665DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>0% speed bonus uma>bring 3 speed>miss the speed cap>bring 4 speed>hit speed cap but end up with painfully low wit
>win hanshin JUVENILE FILLIES>both flirt in front of the press post-race
Today, I will remind them
>>547118795effective bonus is very strong, yes. garbage hints but skill hints really don't matter in unity cup.
>>547118864why is that horse coping?
>>547118970No more belly rubs.
>>547118920she looks like she smells bad
Why do japs love spics so much? Buena Vista, Gran Alegría, El Condor Pasa, Oguri CapIt is like they are asking me to breed their women
>>547118920>"""""the warrior who never chooses his battlefield""""">sprint F>long Gshe aint fooling anyone bluh
>>547118970When horses get too cold and aren’t suited for it they can’t breathe very well, to the point that some need ventilators
>>547112112>doesn't run dirt careers or request dirt shoesabsolutely nigger behavior
>>547113506Here's the best I've managed with 2pal. Maybe double SS+ is doable once I roll my own KSB and can borrow something else, but triple seems too far away.
>5 borrows>no tp drinks leftWhat now...
>>547118795Yes, TE is very strong in Unity. You can even make ok umas with a full R deck if you choose the 10 TE cards, which also all start at 0 friendship.
>>547119032Quite the opposite, when she finally gets that she too is an Umamusume™ , she'd start to respect herselfIf she's disgusting, then she's implying umamusmes are disgusting, she'd rather die than do that
>>547119118Spend your gems. It's just 10 gems
So I rested during summer camp aaaand....nothing happened.Why they lie to us?
>>547119043>oguri capque
>>547118864is that shin emperor
This lost medium ura finale btw. Holy shit, this whore is useless.
>>547113286are the later trainees really that thirsty or are you just overexaggerating for the sake of being dramatic?
Can we settle the debate for once?
>>547119228Only cures night owl. I've had the opportunity to rest with slow metabolism and ragequitted my run
>>547119043Ogurin is half american actually.
>>547119318did you buy skills
>>547119318jesus
>>547119043show me one spic named oguri
You know what's NTR? having to date these fucking ningen hags because it's required by GAMEPLAYfuck this shit
>>547119339wit if you have more summer turns
>>547119339witmaxxthe ideal uma musume stats are 600/600/600/600/1200
>>547118920American born uma btw
>>547119349It should cure all bad conditions, per their own patchnotes:>◦ Rest and Recreation during Summer Camp now cures bad conditions.
So when is 5 borrows actually permanent? Like JP got the permanent 5 borrows around which banner?
>>547119339wit
wow this guide is absolutely dogshit
>>547119228>>547119503might be a percentage chance they forgot to mention
>>547119480The coolest.
>>547119526Global QOL timing can't be compared with JP timeline anymore.
>>547116075>I got even less on the next run
>>547119601I know that, and still we got 5 borrows in line with Agnes Digital, just like JP. I'm just looking for a no later than estimate
>>547119503It cures night owl but definitely not slow metabolism and poor condition. I've tried resting multiple times with these conditions. Maybe it can cure skin outbreak
>>547119654
>>547119654OI
>>547119654SPECHUD GET YOUT HOE-ASS DAUGHTERS
>>547119654OH SHIT MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>547119339Wit but only because of the triple spirit bubbles.
>>547119654Jesus Christ this is really low quality sloppa.Do JPkeks really?
>>547119654reverse bunny is the most retarded costume to have even been thought up.
>>547119339Speed, you can take speed next turn if double comes up again
>win unity cup>the fucking riko aces make ura finals unwinnableFUCK
>>547117849Wait till you can get MLB 3 and just borrow in the meantime
>>547118920The Hentai Warriorhttps://youtu.be/557urGosWG4DigitanGOD look at that spurt, that finish kick is insane https://youtu.be/al4vCZxJTbISecretariat lived again through this degenerate bastard
>>547119654based, post more and ignore the faggots
Running a small karaoke bar with Nice Nature after she retired
>>547119778That's not slop.
>>547119874Geeks me out that Digitan is a nigh carbon copy of Secretariat appearance wise
>>547119578It looks alright
You guys are still gonna do fan runs even with the 5 daily borrows this week, right?
>type up a paragraph>nah this is too much>delete>type up something else>fuck it's another paragraphThere's too much I want to say about my umas
>>547119836how are you losing with CM statlines
>>547119235>>547119360>>547119407Oguri Cap (as in peak) has the mexican super power of becoming a Super Saiyan before her last spurt, I'm assuming that's what anon meant. Is a silly joke
>>547120013just fucking write retard nobody is going to read it anywaygod autistic people are so tedious
>3LB FM, 2LB Creek, 3LB KitaShould I just use the ticket on creek 2LB -> 3LB now? surely I won't pull 2 copies of creek when (possibly) sparking kita rerunI hate 2LB creek early career
>>547119947I need a continuation with another threesome but with golshi and trainer's wife with pregnant bellies
>>547115942I also worship Air Shakur like this
>>547118178She isn't. She's just very, VERY obsessed with racing.
>>547120103*SHITS A FARTS LOUDLY*
>>547120013Just post it. You might not get any replies but some people will still read it.
>>547120013>I WANT TO FUCK UMASIt's that easy
Here's my secret to winning: Just Don't Lose.
>>547120169But trainer is the one who's pregnant.
>>547120001No? You want me to use more than 3 stam recoveries for fans? You can just do that with the five borrows
>>547120013>try to write a big paragraph>erase everything and write fukuwife
>>547119874za besuto
>>547115942That little dance she does at the end is so good.
>>547120019I DONT KNOWTHEY STILL JUST WIN
>>547120324what does she smell like
>>547120289that's not physically possible
>>547120364The results are right there, those tests don't lie. You'll see in a couple of months
>>547120091FUCK YOU IT'S BECAUSE I CARE MORE ABOUT MY PERCEPTION HERE THAN LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IT'S ALL ANONYMOUS
>>547119654grand daugher when?
>>547118920the movie should've been about her...
>>547120476Rape this anon
>>547120324Now this is a quality post.
holy shit when did they add this
>>547120013I can understand that if you're typing out to twitter or something. Here I just spew my shit without with no consequences
>>547120289You could never be Goldshi trainer, you are too stupid to read in the lines and make sense of the gibberish she saysShe is the one pregnant
>>547120103No reason to spark the Kita banner unless your SR supports are lacking
>>547120476I think you're a faggot because you like Teio.
>>547120494Tact would refuse to get into anything other than a bear costume.
>>547119339speed training in summer is not as important since you can reach level 4 speed training by senior year. in fact you can basically treat senior summer as regular turns.
>>547120476Of course it's a **** poster.
>>547120476>I CARE MORE ABOUT MY PERCEPTION HERERape the autism out of this autistic anon
>>547120476I understand you anon it's crazy
>>547119057distance ratings are bullshit Rudolf won both the miles he ever ran and despite that in-game she's still given a C and forced into the mile humiliation ritual
>>547120013if you write something retarded, just close the tab and come back next thread. ez.captcha: DDDAD
>>547116786I've read dozens of romance/drama manhwas and they ALL had infidelity. I wasn't looking for it, and after reading six tried to find more that didn't have adultery/cheating, but they all did. Maybe there's some that don't, but holy shit the gooks seem obsessed with infidelity.
>>547115465they are into Reverse NTR
>>547119592She looks hot there though.
i dont understand how to hit three stats at 1kwhile having all the skills you want
>>547118446where do you see people wanting NTR in this thread? (except Narita Top Road)
>>547120554I hope you get to visit an English-speaking country one day
>energy slightly below 50%>oh time for wit, it's on rainbow too>blue spirit is there
>>547120476>don't want to be perceived>constantly uses image and avatarfag so people can track the used imageNot helping yourself
>>547120761spurts are for facilities, not stat numbers
>>547120476you should hit yourself on the head lots and lots of times and call yourself a lazy neurotic useless retardthat should fix itI mean it won't fix it but you'll do it anyway
>>547120476*rapes you*
>>547120773>so people can track the used imagepeople who do this are genuinely insaneunless it's for like very specific grudgeposting
>>547120476 >>547120013>Make a statement or post a question that I think is pretty normal>It turns out to be controversial more than I'd like to deal with>I literally shit post to get certain people annoyed>[-] my postNot very hard.>>547120663Or this.
>>547120528TodayIt's temporary
>>547120476Why are Teio posters all so fuckable? I don't even like Teio.
>>547120743
>>547121083Please don’t fuck the teio posters…
What would she give me tomorrow?
>>547120663I do this a bit too muchI sometimes hesitantly come back a few hours later and I don't see any bad repliesfeels good to dump shit out here
>>547115465You'd be surprised with how many of nips are into NTR. It's understandable if it's just the netori(the one cuckolding) part but they're into full blown netorare or being cuckolded
>>547121137
this uma queefs
>>547121191wtf i was going to post that
>>547121249Oguri...
>>547121191>eat your vegetables
>Unity training with Spico Pegasus!>Silence Suzuka has gained 3 hint levels for Leader's White Pride!
>>547121380Palmer is so underrated. I wanna kiss her womb
>>547115975>>547115465>Thought nips are fucking cucks2who among others were famously pushed off their comiket throne by fucking Blue Archive of all things, the franchise with zero other human males, in an attempt to purposefully avoid any NTR faggotry. It's fucking huge, and in reality a LOT of the cuck shit either specifically comes from woman (power fantasy/same for rape) or literal fucking Koreans who have a HUGE fetish for this shit IRL, openly while at it.
>>547121450>blue archive2hu is still bigger, they use the reiteisai to not flood comiket btw.And the doujin community is smaller than the serialized porn manga magazines, where cuckshit is the most popular genre.
>>547121380>that one mom that hangs out with her daughter's friendschrist.
>>547121441You can kiss her belly while she is pregnant with my baby
>>547121380>>547121441Palmer is such a goddamn cute!
>>547121635Someone posted this earlier when I just woke up and I thought it was Jungle Pocket until now
>>547113506Not mine, but here's a Vodka I just saw in TT.
>>547116075Is this even worth it?Training is so valuable in aoharu and youre losing 3 turns and 40-60 energy on top of it
>>547121610>doujin community is smaller than the serialized porn manga magazinesSource: rectumJust say you’re addicted to NTR you fag. It’ll waste much less time
>>547121696Pocket is the uncool bitch that hyper 2ndary have a fit over cuz they saw her OVA/Movie/FuckYou
>>547121738>borrows ines and not grass wonderstupid piggy.
>>547120773Yeah, but still can't get rid the feeling of waiting for the spurt to be in desired statEnded up using it since failure in less than 5% earlier still traumatize me
>>547121780one of the races is a career goal so only 2 turns "lost"and you need to do at least one extra race on classic year to get to 70k fans for the unique upgrade so it's not that bad
>>547117275I think it's because of how many of those races are required versus how many are optionalMore stats for going more out of your way, I guessThey don't really seem worth it unless they also give a good skill hint, I think.
>>547119103Oyakodon
>>547116780speaking of childhood friend. I was blessed with two female childhood friendsThey later turn into dyke and ran away from home with each other and i been wondering was it me that turn them against men
>>547121806bro really thinks a fan event that last 3 days is bigger than magazines that are spammed all year long with dozens of artists who use said fan event to promote their magazine works
>>547122007
>>547121191Baited for this exact response, thanks <3
>>547119103Sex with my beloved CFSex with her SisterSex with her Mom
>>547121696Pokke is not that ugl- maybe she is...
what kind of deck should I use for sprint TT?
DON'T OPEN IF WEAK OF HEARTYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>547122151this one*unzips umapants*
>>547121653Can't wait when those two are released and recreate Arima Kinen dumb oonige duel in race
>>547119480vodka's thighs are sexy
>>547122232
I'm gonna do it!
>>547122007>was it me that turn them against men>Anon being so gay as a young lad that he turned two girls into dykesFucking imagine, funniest fucking shit.>>547122053Always glad to be of help, Brian-bro!
>>547122165Cute friendship
>>547122165me on the right
>>547122165they need to do that but naked
>>547122165me on the left
It's kinda funny you can lose to riko in the story and the story just continues on"Alright training im officially taking over tracen forever and making symboli rudolph my footstool" and youre like "sounds good gonna go do the finale against npcs"
>>547122273Go on, show us the results
>>547122456haha...
>>547122273My turf queens would kill you, trainer. You cannot handle my turf queens.
>>547122454Please don't just skip through the story
>>547122475>Kaichou 1stAS EXPECTED OF MY KAICHOU
This game makes no fucking sense. This need scenario only added more rng bullshit800-500 Long S and i lost every single try on Tenno Sho. She lost to a 270-350 Rice Shower.
>>547122475lmaoI feel you, sometimes I get cocky because of the circles and they murder me too
>>547122475>>547122273I still buy the theory that turf queens are Director Akikawas team that shes keeping as a last resort in case (You) job to Riko
>>547122475overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>>547122007>spoilerWhat exactly did you to make you think that?
>>547116030pros her ult is pretty decent if she's in postion and she has power growth and high affinity with other umas
>>547122475>he thought 1st anime shitters could beat cingrey chads
>>547122575500 stamina is not even near enough for Tenno Sho, you need 600 and run late/end and even then is still RNG as fuck
>borrowed MLB Natie + 0LB Grass for Furious Feat + On Your Leftor>borrowed MLB Oguri Cap + 0LB Guts Tickezo for Furious Feat + On Your Leftor>0.6 accel is enough, 0LB Grass for Furious Feat + Slick Surge and MLB Kita for my sanityWhich one is the least stupid? I am trying to coax my oshi into late surging.
You guys keep talking about ass wonder, yet post none of her ass. Curious.
Any tierlist for CM6?So I know what sort of team I should start preping.
>>547121610>they use the reiteisai to not flood comiket btw.that's not how it works, that's an only-event.
>>547122475OoofMust sucks to see you trainee do worse in this race
sandwiched hag
>>547122274i think them pulling down my pant, saw my pee wee, ran home, didn't talk to me for a whole month went we were 9yo was the turning point
>>547122807I'm going to rape this filly
>>547122629Why would the Director team have a jobber like Gold City instead of a demon like Brian, who also is part of the student council
Any uma for rainbow dash fans?
>>547122558Y-you guys watch the story?Doesn't one non-skip career take like 4 hours, like a full VN?
>4 taiki runs using borrows>not a single S mile
>>547122697see >>547122869*when
Seiun Sky is such an unsexy uma. disgusting
>>547122273I love how Maru and Rudolf are staple to this team. The only time they're gone is when they're in your team
>>547122968Why do you play this game?
>>547122928Simple: Oguri likes gold and asked if she could come
>>547123060Rude.
>>547121380>ardan want to celebrate your birthday at her mansionuhhh based?
>>547123134for the cute horse girlsand the adrenaline rush when they win bigly
>>547120561wanna get my Kita to MLB at the banner rather than using crystal though, just hope I get spooked something good on the way
I can defeat them pretty often but I've yet to do a 5-0 win against them. This one would've been one, but dirt jobbed (and no Oguri for them) and forgot to take screenshot for full screen.
>>547122575I feel like they should have decreased the stats requirements for the races because your stats sometimes are all over the place from building the gauge.The fuckers just slaped an rng mechanic on top of another and called it a day.
I think I'm hitting the hard wall of what a f2p deck can do, if only she had long S...
>>547123060I'm not particularly drawn to her, but calling her therefore disgusting is rude and needlessly mean. She's plenty enjoyable (like Urara) but I'm not sexually drawn to her (like Urara)>inb4 faggotMayano and McQueen make me diamonds, so it's not that
>>547123250Nooo... Kaichou jobbed...
>>547123264>f2pthis has absolutely no meaning, you can just get lucky as f2p with cards
DANCHOU THEY'RE ASKING FOR DIRT SHOES AGAIN DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I am somewhat of a gambler my selfgambling so hard i missed 11 sta
>>547123264Are you trying to acebuild for Libra? My Golshis look a lot like that... I hate it
>>547123250>agnes digital ever losing Doctored screenshot, that girl has the most cracked winrate in this mode
>spic uma memes started popping on my timelineThere is so much of them holy shit.
give me secret events, give me all the accelerations, give me fast learner and... i still can't beat taiki in pace, gold ship in end...
>>547122968That's why I only do new careers during weekends, they do take some time.>4 hours>like a full VNYou're off by an order of magnitude.
>>547122475is having oguri on turf queens just an instant loss
>>547123402If you say so, that's a lucky run btw.>>547123514Yes.
>>547122917
>>547122869>potentially turned 2 silly kids into lesbians cuz they saw his 9yo dickthat would be all the funnier if that was the case, but I kinda doubt it.
>>547123648claiming you're "f2p" is just bragging about luck at this point.>I'm f2p look at this horse>look inside>every meta card MLBd
>>547123559There's a lot of spic weebs, and uma is literally releasing a shounen-coded sports anime as we speak, are you really surprised?Tbh I never understood the angle of hating other people playing gacha since gacha games were always aggressively brown since their inception, if anything white people should be ashamed for lowering themselves into the swamp for playing
>>547123559>decide to look at them to see what they arederanged
>2 GOLD INSPIRATIONS>NO MILE SPARK
>>547122869damn how fucking ugly is your pee pee
>>547123712Don't care how strong your hindquarters are, you can't beat the dick
Stats aside, is this a good kit for a pace chaser? I have Oguri as a grandparent here so I have to get lucky for Pulse
>>547123927Yes, SFV can be skipped, but yes.
>>547123559I think they're fun
>>547122869>>547123867post penis bro, the thread has a right to know
>5 borrowsI'm still only doing three a day danchou.
>>547123927Seems fine yeah, just need a looot more stats. Keep in mind non-taiki paces are kinda shit this CM so even if you make one with great stats you'll likely be disappointed
>>547123648I've had such shit luck with Aoharu so far, running >>547109964 deck which isn't awful (and MLB'ing kita next month will substantially help), but I look at these 1200/650/1100/400/700 Taikis and Vodkas that /uma/ can just shit out for Virgo and it's like we're playing different games.
Why is cute when a horse does it but creepy when I do it?
>>547123865>double S>can't cap speed
>>547123890When do I get to rob the uma cradle for this one?
>>547123696Do not post my wife, and my wife oshi without my consent
>>547124125please provide two examples
>>547124087>Keep in mind non-taiki paces are kinda shit this CMI figured as much and I have a taiki, but with 9 more borrows between now and round 1, I might as well try for another
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>547124206On March 25 2026, you can update your status:>Nishino Deflowered
>hit the best smaru run i've had in days>1185 speed no groundworkI'm sure Mile S and 1061 power will carry.
>>547124235agnes ult and agnes alt ult
>Okay Nice Nature, do some standing.>Got it. Normal Umamusume standing.
>>547124059>>547123836Some of them are kinda funny.
AQUARIUM CUP IS MINE
>>547124101Your Tosho, Halo, Cafe, Tachyon, Dober (SR), Zenno Rob (very rare and goood MLB SR to have), Creek (1LB is okayish, same I use) and that 3LB Dasca wit card are great for Aoharu, you will be permaborrowing kitablack for now though but you can still make some good umas with those cards.
>>547124216and what you gonna do bout it bitch boy
>>547124340sez u, L raisu, go admire the clanker or something
>>547123747to be honest. I was and still autistic as fuck and didn't know they were dyke until they already ran away from home with each other. That is the only point i can remember them being weird
>>547124340
>>547124340Rice wouldn't say this.
>>547124423that's not a horse thing, it's a girl thing. Getting excited because you're close to waifus/power of moe seems more like satire/jokes when girls do it, whereas guys doing it seem like they're actively edging.
So does nice nature secretly hate teio?
>>547124457>Attack Dogs
Got unlucky with the greens and skills overall. Does anybody know if dodging+prudent help proc groundwork?
>>547124741She strikes me more as obsessive, so neither love nor hatredJust a little odd
>>547124741Same way Cheval Grand hates Kitasan Black.
>>547124445is it better to borrow mlb kita or mlb Riko? I don't have a single copy of Riko R or SSR. I've been borrowing Riko, and the extra 100-200 stamina helps a lot, but maybe it's better to go full stat sticks vs pal cards.
>>547123264I tried doing a Teio for CM6 and it came oue like this. It was an experimental run with no guest borrows and only scuffed parents. You could probably do better than mine with enough experimentations
95415742
>>547124805they can, but they don't necessarily proc right away, which is what you want for Groundwork, so they're pretty useless. No point in getting Groundwork to activate 5 seconds into the race, sadly.
how do I level up facilities quickly in unity cup?
>>547124881Borrow MLB Riko and use Halo and Tosho with high % speed umas, but that sounds hard maybe you will have to cope also using Taishin or Eishin.
>unbricks your run
>>547125110facilities level up with arrow trainings/spirit bursts. i.e. RNG. Get lucky with arrows and get lucky with spirit bursts, but I've never gotten primary trainings to level 5 before Senior Summer.
Who the fuck do I train for the next CM
>>547125110arrows and blue balls
>>547125286The same as every CM, Gold Ship.
Losing respect for Cygames Didn't think they would resort to shameless self-insert pandering
>>547124932So it was a trainer issue, huh. Can't even say Blue Teio is easier to train on speed but it's a nice highroll to see.
>>547125286riko + creek + 14ish sta spark on 20% sta uma can easily get you to 1k1+ sta.
>>547125286The answer is always Taishin. For any cm - build Taishin, you can't go wrong.
>>547125286what umas do you have that a) you like and b) are good for long distances? Use those>f2poor: Golshi, Mayano, Creek>luckfags/piggies: Seiun Sky, Teio, McQueen, Raisu, Rudolf, Oguri, Flash, Taishin
>>547125376That would have been true if URA but aoharu is such an RNG fest so it could just be because of that. If I remember I was able to pop chevrons on power decent times on that run
Bread?
Saint UMA you need to fucking sleep what the fuck are those eyebags...
So aside from Condor's, are there any of these uniques usable on Seiun?
>>547119235>>547120361Orange
>stayed awake for the last 27 hours Cooking some breakfast while listening to winning the soul It’s great to be on weekend
>>547125286train who you like
>>547125684¡Me amo las memeticas de Curi Nikke y Curi Musume!
uma needs SLEEP
>>547125748McQueen and Suzuka, but they're both kind of mediocre.Running fronts definitely seems like playing the game on hard mode right now. So many disadvantages, so few advantages
>>547124932Define "scuffed parents".Because getting those stats with that deck and no good inheritances is borderline miraculous.
>5/5 borrowshuh? did I miss something?
>>547125835Anon it's Wednesday
>>547125863I like gyarus
>>547125835>weekendBro, its wednesday..
>>547125835>weekendit's Wednesday, nigga
My super advanced bot is finally complete, hehehe...
>>547125748Spechud's got buffed to work for 1st place
>>547125975READ THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
This bitch is literally begging to get bred
>>547126013Train Gold City then, she's the closest to a gyaru we have right now>inb4 don't have Gold Citythen you lied about liking gyarus, obviously
>>547125975Thanksgiving.
>>547124932post the parents
more like almond LOSER can't be triple tiara now
>>547126152MARRIAGE ANNOUNCEMENT WITH DIRECTOR AKIKAWA
>>547125246>Gets bricked anywayOh well. Another suzuka for the pile. At least I'll have plenty of sweaty tights to sniff later...
BANG BANG YOURE DEAD YOU FUCKING ROBOT
I'm coming for your daughters.
>>547126152last thing in the news is the new spotlight coming soon but I read the thread>only for 6 dayswow what a letdown I was getting excited
>>547126105Doto? More like DoDumb!
>>547125971>>547126225Well, saying scuffed is a bit too much but mostly scuffed on pink side. 7* and 9* stam parents with messy pinks. The Rudolf is mine with late surger 2* and the Mayachi and Kachow are borrowed
>>547126441Doto the polls
>>547126441More like Doto 2 : Defense of the Ointments
Which Mayano looks better? I'm leaning towards the 1200 speed one.
Daily reminder, what if most of the players will use all 5 borrows during this event, the faster cygames make it permanent feature.Make your danchous proud.
Rudolph is so fucking cute
>>547125548AAAAA I want trainer to brush fuku's tail T_T
>>547122629I've shot so many loads to this picture already
>>547126657but danchode more borrows means more ace runs instead of fan runs, meaning less fan count for the club
How the fuck do I train for the next CM
What happened to all the oshi fags? Not a single Bourbon, Fuji Kiseki, Hishi Amazon, Eishin Flash, Hishi Akebono, to be seen in CM lobbies.Did the leviathan whale metafags break their spirit?
>>547126753>wasting your seed on sloppa
>>547126152I don't see it
>>547126441it's dotover...
>>547123160Ogurin is s good girl
>>547126821host one right now and i will slot in my amazongi will dox the umas that you are using
>>547126821Nah fuck that bro, please be fake. I don't even have an irrational fear of those things
>>547122928Because these 5 are the closest by generation?
>>547126821I tried for a week to get a working City but I just don't have the cards for 0% speed growth umas. I had already planned to give Fuku a break since she already won me a mile CM.
>>547126612>Which Mayano looks better?>I'm leaning towards the only one that has any chance of winning
>>547123846That meme would make more sense if it was Meisho Doto or Mejiro Dober instead of Golshi.
>>547126327stats on these are too low now to be worth posting
>>547126021>>547126015>>547125981I work night shift in healthcare. My weekend is whenever I’m off, so I can drink hard liquor at 10 in the morning while I do King Halo’s career
>>547126821Nobody has those Umas as their Oshi bwo, and Bourbon Valentine is a way cute Oshi than base Bourbon.
>>547126185Creek dreams of doing dirty shit with her trainer while he larps as a baby
it is proven that you don't need cap speed to win
>>547126821because the world is hard. most oshichads get demoralized after hitting the stable cap and having to delete 100 versions of their waifu three times. Only the most hardened of hearts continue along this path.
>>547127258Ogurin I know it's you.
>>547127185>so I can drink hard liquor at 10 in the morning while I do King Halo’s careerAbsolutely first rate for a black guy.
>>547126821I'm using Gold City for this CM
>>547127258Oh is Doto another gaslighter? Gaslight Doto?
>>547127258you don't NEED it but holy shit does it help
>>547126821>Fuji KisekiI have her as an ace but she's missing Head-On and Straight Descent so I'm still in the process of making a better one.
>>547127258this seems untrue but the image isn't smirking KFC oguri so i guess i have to believe it. i will now adjust my training regime to fit this advice, thank you doto.
>>547126821I won't be able to make a gyaru squad until Palmer releases, and even then I'm not getting F mile to S. My limit is E.
>>547126846I don't discriminate if it looks nice and is oppai and I like it. Did you want my seed instead then or something? Too bad.
>>547127374>that face >natie’s hot form She’s begging to be become a mother
how can you know anything in umamusume
>>547127258My Doto without max speed but mile S once beat someone with an @VF tag on their name so it's true
>>547126821gross usage of snake pussy(mouth) ai
>>547127374I wonder how Nice Nature would react if I asked to sniff her pantyhose...
>>547127512w-why would you think that? ahaha...
>>547112167New car smell.
>>547126821I am bringing my oshi though. I'm bringing Bourbon too but only divine intervention can make her win
>>547127625>>547127512very gay exchange between two mid 30s men
I CAN'T CAP SNEED>t. triple end chad to give a random late surger in the 6th position the free pump
>>547127561is this flash?
>>547126821But I'm using Taishin? I've used her since Taurus and I'll continue
why did I get the chinese bootlef turf queens
I wish I could run all this
min stamina is kind of hard to hit if you don't get bubbles on it. I'm probably going to cope this horse anyway and hope my other aces are decent enough.
>>547127764Oguri still claps tho
>>547127561simply record the data of every runner in every race you've ever played and analyze it against track parameters. you DO have a training spreadsheet, right? what do you think those trainers in the anime are always doing with notepads and pencils? otherwise you'll be hypercoping like seriru and analyzing game design documents submitted to the tokyo patent office to try and determine how the game actually works.
>>547127258This is ACTUALLY true though. If you know you know.
>>547127703Why worry about yuri when we have yaoi in the thread
>>547127708so 600 power is enough to make use of 1200 speed?
>>547127765Just wait a few months when MANT drops and that'll be every career!
>>547127828There's something off about this uma....
>>547127725no
>>547127703try early twenties
>>547127806you have buffed stamina from your green skill and enough guts to cover it. this is actually fine.
>>547127708>>t. triple end chad to give a random late surger in the 6th position the free pumpThat's why you give your end closers mid-race speed skills
>>547127950does this mean club requirements will rise because everyone will be getting triple the fan count?
>>547127992just you waittwink death comes for us all
>>547127963What are you talking about?
>>54712799224 isn't early 20s bwo
>>547127703envy is unbecoming, anon
>>547127963What are you talking about... Look it's your friendly neighborhood uma, Dia! >>547128082
Why Satono Diamond has that wedding dress styled decoration on her ear
>>547127828this just makes me think of that one dude who says follow for more horse
>>547128098nyoooooo
thread is getting moldy
Is late surger creek a bad idea?
>>547127806Your Wiko bwo?
>>547127982Boy, Flash looks damn handsome here
>>547128208No....no! ...I think I need to take my meds
>easy unity training>fail 8%>infirmary event>option 2>fail>practice poor>next turn begins>master trainer event>practice perfect>overwrites practice poorthis game is a fucking rollercoaster sometimes bros
>>547128543Read her unique.
I want to fuck Rice...
>>547128770nyo...
>>547128716good idea, ok
>>547128770Rice doesn't know sex
shooting star is actually a good inherit desu
>>547128770I want to have a hot threesome sex with Rice and Bourbon!
baker-san!!!
Edging to Rice Shower
>>547128770Get in line.
>>547128821I'll teach her and hopefully it replaces her depression with horny
bread>>547128951>>547128951>>547128951
>>547128803yes
>no straight descent>no head-on>no right handed*coughs blood*It's over...
>>547129045but that S RANK though
>>547128591He is a handsome grandpa.
>>547128843Don't tell them that. That's my secret to winning
>>547128821>
>>547109446sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinen
I fucking hate the claw machine
