>>547057448>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing>galleryhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
Ransei is looking like Ransex
>>547127937gg
Good luck, Steve!
>>547133109Kaguys's outfit is pure sex
>>547133109this is the sex duo
>>547133109yjk
I just know? I just know what?
Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist
>>547133109Caption this image.
>>547134602I already watched this. Tell me what you think of it afterwards, Cynthia-chan!
SEGAMJMLeague ruleset/mjg/ragehttps://youtu.be/gsRjK9V51CE?si=Jvzn2VCSqccZSvie
Why do /mjg/gers prefer cats to fuck their waifus instead of themselves?
Anons a friend recently got me into riichi mahjong and ive started reading RB1 if i even want to play the game like a human(By his words). Other than completing multiple re-reads of it and actually playing the game what other books do (You) recommend for a complete newfag?
>>547135023don't touch a single book other than RB1 until you reach master 1you'll thank me laterhttps://repo.riichi.moe/
Higurashi collab soon!!
>>547135302>YuzuGood post!!
i miss oddloop posting
>>547134775I think it's a nice build and I love sinkhole forests, but I think the story around it reads like a ye olde creepy pasta
Movie starting soonJingi naki Tatakai 1https://live.fc2.com/42484861/
https://youtu.be/HVHhRxddoXk?si=ev_7t1-S9vGo2yxqWhat compels speedrunners to drop out of school on a scholarship and spend a decade becoming the fastest player of a 30 year old game?
>>547134989but I do want the cat to fuck myself
>>547136159Autism.
>>547136159Speedrunning causes mental illness
>>547136417Or does mental illness cause speedrunning?
>>547135023I would recommend even skipping RB1 though its probably still good at your skill level, ideally skim and focus on the hand building efficiency parts from RB1 and whatever books you tism into but the truest method is just to play the game. if you get consistent B or above from Maka you are fine and he can suck it.think about books when you get to adept 3 at the earliest
>>547127937ggs
>>547127937ggs, dcers get the death penalty
>>547135023None really, you can start learning more later
What anime should I watch in order to use as my league team next year?
>>547137154Anything with idols in it
>>547137154Aira
evens kmsodds kms0 kms
>>547134869at 1/4get in before i fall asleep
>>547137330indiana jones?
>>547137154Tetsuya
>finally got back up to baseline points Now to sleep, perchance to dream
>>547137154Machikado Mazoku
>>547137154Uma Musume Cinderella Gray
>>547127937I'm never playing mahjong again
doko, I don't know my login for segamj, it's stuck on my phone and every email I try the account doesn't exist
>>547137467Already watched, Tohai too.It's sad how I've alread consumed practically every piece of mahjong media out there.
>>547137775make a new account
>>547135164>>547136781>>547137125Many thanks anon ill get back on that whenever i reach master 1
>>547137852oh I see I have an mjm-id only
>first daySo am I done? Can I skip the next 13 days?
>>547138197yea
>>547137820Uhhhhhhh, Gosick
>>547138537You're Gosick? I'm Gohealthy.
Could we get a Smiling Friends collab?
>>547139013Fucking can't stand that show, it's fans even more so
how do I deal with four days of bad luck? When does the variance end
>>547139163Gen alpha detected
>>547139279Try two years.
>>547139279Isn't Sonoda's new book basically "how to play mahjong as a fucking lucklet"?
Is mahjong growing, or dying?
>>547139163it's got some funny momentsbut it's so overly praised at the moment that everyone is going to turn on it in a few years and call it garbage, don't worry
>>547134869i guess no one is comingthe rooms will stay for 24 hours so use if needed
>>547140285I was waiting for 2/4
>>5471403312/4 will never comeha ha ha
>>547140059Its gimmick of switching animation styles so Zach can employ his friends is a hackneyed gimmick and the "lol just funny little guys talking like real life" humor is bordering on quirk chungus levels of obnoxiousnessFuck Smiling friends
East 1, you're the dealer, it's turn 7, and you've drawn another 2p. The dora is chun. WWYD?
>>547140331you were waiting for the 2nd of april?
>>5471406085s
>>5471406088p
imagine cutting 8p and not believing in suji toitsu
>>547139163>>547140572I like it
I have Smiling Friends mahjong tiles
_____ ___ ___
>>547140708>>547140972>>547141053Most players would discard the 8p. A few might choose the 4s. But Tsuchida's pick is the 5m. If one or two 4ms appear on the table, he'd discard the 4m. His target, of course, is the suuankou.The strategy for aiming for a concealed triplet or quad is to discard tiles surrounding the concealed set, which isolates it.This play is a testament to Tsuchida's willpower. In a match, the most crucial thing is to grasp the flow of luck and chase the ideal yaku.It doesn't matter if you can't win. Pursue yaku relentlessly until your greed is satisfied, just like a beginner to mahjong.
older halloween skins doko
>>547141769my first choice was 5m, but I figured it would be better to go 5s first
I lied, I actually don't own any mahjong tiles at allPlease don't get mad at me
>>547141769Why can't /mjg/ get any of these WWYDs correct?
>>547141769I knew it was going to be something stupid like thatYou can still go for suuankou with 8p, the idea that pairs will be magnetised to it because of the 6p half kabe isn't worth neutering your acceptance This feels like an affectation rather than actual advise
>>547141990At least get a set and get Chris O'Neill to sign it.
she won
>>547140331/mjg/ doesn't play mahjong anymore
>>547142226i just pulled her do I get this skin
bunny won
>>547142304I wish I listened to /mjg/ the last four days of mahjong have been terrible
>>547139912>last patch note was 50 years agoIt's dead, Jim.
>>547142226The irrelevance contest.
織田信梨-08.png
>>547142424>posts luigino self awareness
>>547141769Ngl these never fail to crack me up, schizojong best jong.
>>547142579
>>547142716>1.2 MB>1024x1024>checkered fucking backgroundfix your shit
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO THE THREAD!!! TO ALL OF US!!!!!
I have never seen hat in ranked.
>>547142917hats belong to /mjg/
doko I'm tilted
>>547142226built for BCC
East 2, West seat, it's turn 6, and you've drawn 7m. The dora is 9m. WWYD?
Seeing the update's illustration, Ransei's outfit should've been a front shot. It's so much better.
>>547142716La hermana verde version roja...
>>547142792you don't have to be such a fag about it.
saki psp doko
>>547143953yes he does
>>547143953>transparent arms and shouldersagainshiroko-7.png
>>547143953
>>547142345
>>547144324
>>547101213This is gold.
>>547144324Is "i'll ejaculate while gazing at the moon" some idiom I'm unaware of?
say bing sheside then goon
>>547144870its because bunny is watching you from the moon, if you ejaculate hard enough you might reach her
When I ejaculate it reaches the moon!!
Every day until you like it.
>>547145184why are /bag/ ritualposts so much better than /mjg/'s?
I came with the force of a thousands suns.
>>547137154Kimi to Idol Precure
>>547144324How come the nips are so poetic, even when dealing with so licentious, fescennine a subject matter such as gooning?
I jerked off to a gay doujin for the first time, is it over for me? The boy really does look like a girl though in my defense
>idolsisn't the target audience for this LITERALLY teenage girls?
>>511214584It's a fish, Luigi. You didn't make it.
>>547145682You tell me
>>547145682Your lack of artistic talent makes you see everything as poetic.
>another day at the ball semen production factory
>>547146117Now I know the identity of that one anon always at "work"
I wonder what happened to the anon who is on the Epstein list I tried contacting his email address but it's already deactivated
That anon? Donald J. Trump.
Yesterday I discovered there is an actual game on steam named Epstein, and is situated on an island lolhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2786830/Epstein/
>>547147250ai slop
>>547147250why dont we have a drug addict in MJS
>actually going to rank down againMaybe I need to perform a ritual to fix my flow.
>>547147614make a friendly for flow
>>547136004first movie done, i will stream the second one on friday. Now you will see the hilarious phenomena of all the dead people coming back of life in different roles
TALES OF BERSERIA REMASTER IS COMING OUTTHIS IS NOT A DRILLTALES OF OC SLAVES BRACE YOURSELVES FOR IMPACT
>>547148161next collab
>>547148338sex with anti-magic spammers
>>547148161It's a fucking PS4 game, how does it ALREADY need a remaster?
>>547148685PS4 came out 20 years ago.
>>547148685the ps4 was 20 years ago
>>547134748you gonna get raped
Berseria was kind of kino, I really enjoyed the characyers and story, but I felt it went to shit after you get eleanor. I got filtered by some tree boss and dropped it, might be a good chance to replay it and finish it this time.
>>547148773>>547148809Where does the time go...
>>547148773>>547148809B-but Crysis still going strong!
>>547134748aieeeeee the panther looked at bunbun butt
Draft me to the Tales of Vesponia team
Abyss so I can be the famous Jade the Assholemancer
Beautiful
>>547149103For me, it's Tales of Cauliflower.
>>547149373I like Symphonia the most cos Colette is flat and pure sex
>>547148161If it comes out the general will be full of chuunis for a week
>>547149103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjfoPzAUhs
wwyd here
>>5471503216 myriad.
>>5471503215p
>>547150321need to cut a ryanmen here, 5p so that 7p draw isn't a complete backfire
>>5471503218s
>>547144123
>>547150567I always have this gut feeling but then what to do if I do get a 7p? Drop 8p and pray I draw 9m so I can aim for a ryanmen? Souzu nobetan looks shit here
>>547150823drop 8p for a wide iishanten
>>547150705cute
>>547150909Would you give up dabuton here if you draw 4-7s or would you aim for a manzu tanki dama to switch the wait
>>547151092never, just dama for a better tanki.
>>547151092The latterDabuton is just too powerful
>>547151092for me it's souzu sanmentan with a 3456789s shape and 369s wait
>>547151283make it 4567899 for better value
>>547151480Doesn't matter since you're dama'ing this hand anyway :^)
>>547151659 3 dora + aka + dabuton is hanemanalternatively 2 dora + aka + tsumo + dabuton also works
You're trying to take meYou're trying to make meThis is the onlyGive me the only thingI'm tired of tryingI'm tired of lyingThe only thing I understand is what I feel!
Stimulants make me really good at mahjong. I see why Innami was addicted to meth.
https://x.com/Rekizyou_Koyomi/status/1990579399822082160>guy thought he played sanma with Hinata but the real Hinata arrived to deny the claimSanma is really shunned upon among pros huh
>>547152748poor guy
>>547152582cute OC, anon
>>547153076not mine
>>547152582I really love your art style and voted your entry high during A&CI hope to be as good as you one day
>>547152748Seems like a polite interaction to me. Hinata is on the cover of the arcade version so I can see why he thought it was her.
>>547152748Delicous brown.
>>547153391The name of that account is also Hinata Aoko Pro and uses Hinata as the character
>>5471503218s to keep sanshoku and dora acceptance.
>>547153463>AokoAiko*
>>547151092i don't want to wait for an upgrade most turns that you would draw those 2 tiles after turn 10 minimum. you wouldn't be able to stick something to the pinzu without going furiten so you're just looking for the souzu. with 2 dora already just try to win with a ryanmen riichi.
>>547153659It's already turn 9, waiting two turns doesn't sound bad though kamicha is probably in tenpai already
>>547153659while you wait you're still dama tenpai so what's the problem
>>547152748Why is Takanashi Hinata like this?
this is why we have the sprout here
>>547133109Is it me or Ransei's boobs are getting bigger with each new outfit
>>547154181natural for a girl her age
Hannah is the "soul" in Mahjong Soul
Turning all the little girls of mjs into sex slaves
>>547152748lmao absolute state of sugmakeks
>>547154310Does time even pass in One Han city or they live in a never-ending present?
Turning all the dark-skinned girls of mjs into slaves
RABBIT FEET
The collector title is such BSI won all the yaku, why do I need to do the yakuhai ones specifically a billion times? It only asks for 100 pinfu but suddenly they need 500, each.
sex with this fox
>>547152748cucked like that? sad
>>547154669They do it because otherwise it would be too easyThe 100 sanbaiman one is worse, that shit is rarer than a yakuman
>>547154463
>>547154813Getting sankantsu, nagashi and sandoukou is already prohibitively difficult
Beat Anju
Rape Ayako
>>547154912You only need to get them once
Hag love
>>547154983You only need to win the lottery once as well
I hate niggers. Mjs characters for this feel?
Penis
>>547155071Sanbaiman is the lottery in mahjongI got 4 sanbaiman so far but already got all the yaku
>>547155075
sorry for ghosting because I hate niggers like you
THIRTY BUCKS?!!!
>teehee I hate niggers do I fit in yetTiresome
wwyd
>>547155753I wouldn't 'do' anything. I'd listen.
>>5471557536p and then riichii one turn later
>>547155801d stands for discard
>>5471557536p riichi is probably fine and clean my screen
I love Hanners, mjs for this feel?
>teehee I want to fuck underage girls do I fit in yetTiresome
>>547155753W I D E
>>547155753the screenshot
>>5471557539p dama
I can fit in an underaged girl
>>547155962diddy blud board. diddy blud general
kek nice event
>>547155845do you keep 9p as the wait?
Toki rape
>teehee I want to fuck my sister girls do I fit inside her yetTiresome
For me it's R. Kelly
>>547156123Yeah unless the draw is some honor
teehee
>>547156301Look at the discards. Hell wait is gay.
>>547155753why the fuck would you dama here, the 9p wait is unreadable and it really does not look like anyone is in tenpai yet, shimocha probably isshanten at best
>>5471557536p riichi seems standard.
>>547155913It's actually 'do' anon. Because discarding is nto the full extent of actions. He could discard some things, but will he dama or riichi? Simply discarding wont fully indicate the answer.
>teehee i like unyuu time do i fit in yet?
Yeah, what is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud EinsteinWhat is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud EpsteinWhat is blud doing with those numbersIs he Tung Tung Sahur or is he a sus womensOr an anti-furry making based dark memesWait, I think I know what he's typing now, wait... Six seven? (Woo)
>>547156554WWYD is translated from 何切る and not 何する
>>547156475you mean toimen right?
>>547153943it's a shit wait and you have 2 doras. just winning is more important. 369s is the only upgrade that you're excited about. 47s is kind of small. and even if you hit the upgrade it has to be pretty immediate to be better than this ryanmen riichi. if i hit the 369s upgrade on turn 13 i think i would rather have 47m ryanmen riichi turn 10.
>actual discussions about wwyd questionsAm I in bizarro /mjg/ right now?
>>547156740That anon speaks english not japanese we don't need to translate anything. It's an English acronym. Same as if someone where to post an image for a WWYD (what would you do) where he has a decision to pon or chi something. If you use discard in this context, it makes zero sense. To say "what would you do" is clearly the intended acronym as it fits all situations. Otherwise you are confusing things further.
>>547156850cynthia-10.png
It took until now to notice that there's two different animations for the riichi declaration, sliding and slammingIs that a new thing or am I just the tarded?
>from saint II to master Inice skill based gameplaylose every riichieveryone riichi before 6 tilefold fold foldthey keep doing tsumo for one bazillion points, so retards dont even have an opportunity to deal inif they push dangerous tiles, never deal innever ever ura dorahave a good hand? everyone starts chiing and poning at the beggining of the gamerigged ass game
>>547156926It's just one anon talking to himself.
>>547155753i think you can 6p riichi here if toimen is capable of folding. they probably are going for sanshoku and their hand should be pretty shit.
>>547156787>it's a shit wait and you have 2 doras. just winning is more important.and what do you think your dealer riichi does to your winrate
>>547156143why would you bathe with your towel? It defeats the purpose of a towel in the first place.
>>547156850
>>547154876Hag=CakeNyagger=Immortal Cat SpiritFu Ji=Fossil
Do you write about your matches in your diary?
>>547156986Nonsense. The original term is "what to cut" so the appropriate translation is "what would you discard" not your made up opinion. We are playing a japanese game and use japanese terminology. Making asinine exceptions is meaningless and counter-productive.
>>547156143
>>547157170thats right. this is more befitting
I hate pinksluts
>>547157157go up because i'm waiting for 8 tiles instead of 3
>>547157170isn't that a nip thing? they always do that in anime
So if we're playing blitz mode then if we increase the timer its like twice as long as blitz. We could call it double or something
>>547157362I will break into your house and eat your peanut butter
>>547157308anon, you're arguing with a tourist
>>547157346and you rely on 1/4th of the turns since nobody is dropping itmeanwhile dama tanki is manouverable based on bakyou, adjustable and can improve. and is also worth 4000 points more
>>547157362Or we could call it tenhou time, since they use 5+10
Does any anon have the webm with the cheaters losing to pinfu nomi
>>547157337
>>547157356It's a censoring thing. They do bring towels to hot springs sometimes, but not for drying.
>>547157308English speaking image board I'm afraid. There's a reaosn we aren't all typing in moonrunes. You are simply afraid to admit my reasonining makes more sense than what you want to be right.
>>547157494Everyone has the right to learn. It's their choice if they remain ignorant. This is a teacher's way.
>>547157332how did they find themselves in that position?why are they looking surprised as if discovered?
One hand looked simple, clean, and fair,And claimed its worth with steady aim;Another route sought honitsu’s deeper care,Its colours bold though hard to bear,Yet either path could lead to just the same.I’ll tell this tale with a sigh,Somewhere ages and ages hence;Two waits diverged in a game, and II took the hand less ventured by,And that made all the difference.Majsoul Friends Room 68635(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68635
>>547157591Anon... they were all cheating
>>547157308Is the original term also used for situations where the question also includes dama/riichi or even calling options
>>547157630>reaosn>reasonininguh oh melty
>>547157648To not even reflect on whether or not you may be the one needing to change a point of view. Lecturing others on ignorance does not suit you. I believe my point is valid and correct but have not completely disregarded your thoughts and was willing to hear you out. Seeing as you have no intention of even attempting to change your point of view I will cease speaking to you. Goodbye.
>>547157703They are about to find out the pleasure of being straight
ESL general, ESL board
>>547157847don't come back, tourist-kun
>>5471577083/4
>>547157626>censoringdo IRL nips censor themselves or is it an anime thing?
>>547157779Obviously yes. Whenever a tenpai 何切る question is asked, people reply with dama or riichi included. See https://x.com/caugh_ma/status/1990028999121395888 from a few days ago.
>>547157708Started
should it be changed from to cut since calling riichi isnt a cut?
I just discovered there's an official Elden Ring gag manga.
>>547158386nobody cares about reddit ring
>>547158386Did you mean to post this on your blog?
>>547158386It's no Windwaker gag manga.
>>547158386mahjong? also, >fromslop
I want to try ronron but I can't because no one ever makes kokos there.
didnt ask
>>547158601You are stupid and you can suck me off.
>>547158386sorry we're FletHeads here
>>547158601I play there and my favorite activity is to ragebait all the pros with tameron
>>547158527i fell for it again
>>547158748Do you actually just randomly queue with pros in ranked on a regular basis?
>>547157064Are you serious? You managed to derank from Saint II to Master I without throwing?
>>547158769You have lost the game
Yakuhai dora rounds should be automatically aborted.
WWYD (What Would You Drink)?
>>547158870Yes since there are always games going on thereMost pros are from B league or lower so don't expect many celebrity pros to play there outside of tournaments
>thinking about the anon who deranked from saint 3 to master 2 over 9000 hanchans
>>547159113I made myself an affogato
outfit arrived
>>547159113Will someone make this and tell us how good it is?Prosperity:2oz gin0.75 honey syrup0.75 oz lemon juice0.5 oz whisked matcha1 egg whiteWhisk matcha powder with hot water (I did 1tbsp for 2oz hot water) until no clumps remain. Add the gin, honey syrup, lemon juice, whisked matcha and the egg white into a cocktail shaker.Dry shake the ingredients without ice for about 30 seconds. After this, add ice cubes to the shaker and shake again for 10-12 seconds. Strain the drink a cocktail glass and garnish with matcha powder.Honey syrup:1oz honey1oz hot water Add the honey and water into a small pan over medium heat and stir until the honey dissolves. Let it cool in the fridge.
>>547158380That's a chombo, sir.
>>547158954Probably manageable in a downswing, especially if you add some tilt queue in there
Do we know who is objectively the unluckiest anon on /mjg/, based on the statistics?
>>547159550me
>>547158386I briefly skimmed some time ago the author's modern-day fantasy comedy mango with the cursed sword and I'm impressed that he somehow managed to make MOE come out of his art style.
>>547159550Xenia mains
>>547159550steve mains
>>547159586And where is your proof?
>>547159719You asking me but not the other anons is proof enough
>>547159602Hasn't been true in years. Xenias are average luck now.>>547159692Steves have only been rewarded by making the worst plays possible in league.
>>547159550Most fattest >>547159602Most noone cares >>547159692Most unlucky >>547159586
>>547133109 Shimutta! Dora wadatajaka. Modotekkoi! Peh, dame de yo ne. Ehehe.
>>547159369It's just gin and sugar. Probably tastes like any other sugary alcoholic drink.
>>547159848this line was about 22 syllables too long
>>547159550It's me anon, I'm the unluckiest.
>>547159848hes having a stroke save him
>you now remember your league team
>>547159836>Hasn't been true in years.Xenia mains had their reputation shattered with no chance of recovery. You cannot get any more unlucky than that.
>you now remember team 9
>>547159980I never forgot
>>547160059The jojo grinchers?
Imagine being a Xenia main without being the /jong/ captain.It's like no one even acknowledges you exist.
How many matches would it take to go from novice 1 to expert? And to master?
>>547159593He's quite the skilled artist, it's refreshing that someone came up with the moe berserk genre. Is the story someshat alright too?
>>547160119That's Team 18
I've been cheating on /mjg/ with another general
Winter is coming. I wish everyone in /mjg/ a cozy evening with a nice cup of hot chocolate. Read a book or listen to some music you really love. With love from a /u/anon.
>>547160160I only played east from novice to kekspert so this is decently accurate, obviously I sucked even more than I do know but still
>>547159980Of course I remember, they're still relevant
>>547157708
>>547160160Like 50 tonpuus and 100 hanchans for me to get to master on an alt. I think a Japanese player got to master in just 50 hanchans before.But if you force trying to get to a certain rank by a certain number, you'll predispose yourself to pushing badly and setting yourself back.
>>547160456This is why I always riichi my half-dead kanchans.
>that Hisa main comes back>Saki posts increase I notice a pattern here
>>547160160My run to jade on an alt was 120~ tonpuu to expert then 50~ hanchans to master with a 2.1~ rank averageDepends on luck more than anything, I'm only an M2kek
>>547160160bronze and silver are all luck esp because the total games is so low and tonpuu is a shitshow, if you dont queue against a single smurf and the temporarily embarrassed experts get unlucky its like 4x less than the average.this >>547160468 is the ballpark I can attest as a looper shitter
>that hisa main comes back>tamerons increase
>>547161143he can't do that in double blitz rooms
>>547161143bad table manners are kinda in character though
Damn, /mjg/ really fell offEven kokos are being ignoredWhat a shame
>that hisa main comes back>rooms with VN backgrounds including room codes and chibi nukitashi characters photoshopped in increase
>>547161143
>>547161331that Hisa main never left
>>547161331I'm still here
>>547161143fuck, i forgot his >name
Stop stalking anons you creeps
>>547157708ggrrrrrr
>>547160312its about summer here
>>547157708>kittenschizo room
>>547161143>>547161331
What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?Yogurt has culture!
>>547157708Started again.>>547161817Hey now. I'm barely crazy.
>>547161730your work as anime reaction image archivist is much appreciated
lol lmao
That's not nice......
Sabereddit the reddit.
if you reject /mjg/ friend requests you should unironically kys
>>547162121t.ohsaka reddit
>>547162229this desu
>>547161968
I'd have to receive any
>>547162121Her name is Altria faggot
>>547159113pilk
You wouldn't reject my friend request, right?
>>547162229I don't have enough slots for all you faggots.
>>547161968anons don't handle rejection well
>>547162229Reject them so they dont sit in an endless list when your friends are maxxed out. Then active anons can resend them
>>547162229List's fullFuck off, back off the line
>>547162427>join friendlies>join tourneys>join leaguecongrats, you now easily exceed 160 friends
If I catch you playing ryan I'm rejecting you.
>>547162657I do all those
>>547162494ThisThe friend requests list is my 2nd friends list, so I never actually reject anyone
>>547162717have you considered sending friend requests and risking rejection instead of waiting for anons to adopt you?just like mahjong, relationships are a gamble you have to take
>have to play friendlies to make friendssome friends you all are
>>547162639>>547162229My list is 49/50 after one anon got permab&.There's also 4 1 monthers at the bottom, but I like to keep them because they're cute.
I've wasted several friend slots on randos I met in ranked and I'm not clearing them out for you.
gold room is hell, in 18 matches I got the 1st place only twiceI miss silver room already
my ass hurts
>>547162940Should I hold a minitournament for the last slot, or do some sort of raffle?
>>547162924That's how I got most my friends but I don't want to seem desperate
Never ever send friend requests. That means you already lost in the war of love by being desperate.A winner only receives friend requests.
>>547163170post your friend code and make it a race to add you first
>>547162940>after one anon got permab&What happened?
>>547163108>I miss silver room alreadygood news, if you're a kekspert you can still go there!
>>547163314but then I won't make any progress
>>547163264He did the retard thing
>>547163264I assume botting.
okay I washed my car and put my snow tires on the beater, make a room for me
>>547163479just win?
>>547163479You can, but we'll make fun of you and call you a Gold Saint like we do with that wrath_ss redditor.
>>547163496?
>M3 in my gold roomActually pathetic
>>547163264nigniggeraman
>>547163660no the other retard thing
>>547163657he doesn't play in gold though
>>547163240Kaguya-sama did unspeakable damage to the already profound social inaptness of nips.
>>547163735
>beg to coach mahjong to redditors_ss
>>547163276why does this actually sound good
>>547164025
>>547163835He did before he deranked. Now he's just looping in Jade.
>>547163863Kaguya-sama was meant to make fun of romcom tropes though wasn't it?
>>547164127You can't play in Gold as a Saint, so he couldn't do that "before he deranked"
>>547163926i'd rather take coaching lessons from the strongest nyagger in historyhttps://oinobuko.fanbox.cc/
>>547157708Alright, but it's not as fun if you just deal into the yakuman, man. I was so ready for the tsumo.
>>547164240literally me, but my dama rate is way higher
doko
>>547164249you WILL have the yakuman fed to you and you WILL like it
>>547164240That's a pretty old picture, isn't it, how would he be faring now?
>>547164164Just like every "parody" it just turned into a real thing once the author started making money
>>547164428Don't ask questions you don't want to be answered
>>547164415If I was gonna draw that tile when I look at the log we're gonna have a problem.
>>547164428seems he gave up at saint 3on tenhou he got to 7Dhttps://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/#!&name=%E3%83%80%E3%82%A4%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%A0%E9%BA%BB%E9%9B%80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2tYzM93h4
>>547164240>strongest """nyagger""" is a hagNyaggersissies...
>>547164602this is his new tenhou account at 7Dhttps://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/#!&name=Oi%E3%81%AE%E3%81%B6%E5%AD%90
>>547164602so celestial > 7D?
Nyaggerkissies!
>>547164240for 5 dollars a month, we can get his articles on how to succeed in jade with a 70% call rateworth it?
new asapin eats: https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1991289442972401688
>>547165225no just get tutoring from STOP_WAR instead
>>547165250asapin i genuinely do not give a single flying fuck about what you atepost fucking mahjong
W-WAR desuka?
>>547165250what is that suppose to be?
>>547165250>bachelor chow
dang, is the usual war anon asleep?
>>547165496bachelor chii*
>>547165326why would want to be taught by a LITERAL cheater
>>547165574his 2nd celestial climb was legit though. he streamed all of it
>>547165495Cereal, it's honestly pretty tame in comparison to some of his other food pics >>546828668
>>547165690damn instead of STOP_WAR it should be STOP_SUGAR
>>547165690is thatis that actually what he looks like
>>547165806Kek
>>547165808yes
>>547165908i can't tell if he's 20 or 50
I hope I never find out how you guys look, I think it would destroy my image of cool, level headed smartasses with glasses & cute little girls in frilly dresses I have of you guys
>>547165908This man is expanding the slavic mir all by himself.
>collude in throne>still derank to saint 3
>>547166067which one am i
>>547166124definitely the smartass with glasses kujouriu-12.png
>>547166067>he didn't see the leaked camp pic
>>547166067samei hate the fact i actually look good, because it breaks the image of me being a basement-dwelling retard and people have weird expectations of me
>>547166329I think I did but I deleted it from my mind. I also dont know who is who so I can just imagine the people I play with werent there
>>547166329
>>547164240makoto fukuchi (the writer of RMS) wrote an article on oinobuko, thoughts?http://fukuchi.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/2017/07/oi-e2b5.html
>>547166375I also am pretty sexy not gonna lie
>>547133109
>>547166067I'm sure my voice alone ruined anons' mental image of me
>>547166578Translate it and then maybe I can give you my opinion.
I have a crush on an anon that spams a certain emote in friendlies and I am scared he is a creepy lardass
that one autistic retard mumbling about beating for anju or whatever, it should be about mikopostersall of them need to be canned
>>547166819which emote?
>>547166819That would be. I am a creepy lardass btw.kujouriu-12.png
>>547166969I cant tell, there is only one anon using that character and that emote so it would be like doxing
i just got my first bond outfit GET THE FUCK IN HEREMajsoul Mortal Enemies Room 74495(4-Player Join Now and INSTANTLY Get Your Head Chopped Off): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74495
>>547167046
>>547167121>mortal room
>>547166578>東風荘の時代には強かったらしいけど、今ではそこまで糞雑魚なのか。Ouch.
>>547165690Reminder that he posted this >>354733241
>>547166578>>547166773【Tenhou】Oi NobukoI've had people I couldn't make heads or tails of challenge me before, happened many times in the past.Lately it was Showa Fish, and back in the day it was places like Mahjong Kenpon or Tiger Clan.Oi Nobuko was the same.Though calling it a challenge is a stretch—it wasn't like “Let's face off!” but more like nitpicking everything I wrote.About 30% of it was stuff where I thought, “Yeah, you're kinda right...”She started a paid newsletter, but it ended with zero subscribers until the very end.Learning she's still alive made me feel nostalgic, but seeing how utterly trash she is now just makes me feel sad.oi.pngOh, I see.Seems they were strong back in the Tōfū-sō days, but now they're just that pathetic?Maybe it's not so much pathetic as they've played too many hands and just gotten lazy.Maybe it's hard to keep pushing yourself to aim higher with that sense of tension even after you've become an old man.
>fullmake another room right now
>>547167121STARTED
>>547167178There are two of those thoughever.
I MISSED THE ENEMY ROOM
>>547167252You hear that, /mjg/? YOU WILL NEVER BE KINGS. YWNBK
>>547166578>>547166773There's a trace of it in this article by Uzaku-san.>I told you sooooo!!There's also this trace on Hatena.>TraceCopying it over.>This isn't the time to be talking about whether Oi Nobuko's flow exists or not : Recent Updates, etc.>October 22, 2011 09:12 Category: Miscellaneous Notes Recent Updates, etc.>Well, long time no see. It's Oi Nobuko here.>I haven't been playing Tenhou much lately either. So what have I been up to? I've been working part-time at a 5-point mahjong parlor. Still am, actually. Man~ Playing mahjong seriously at a parlor after so long is fun. I guess I just get more into free mahjong. Online mahjong and free mahjong are just too different, and my interest in online mahjong is fading. That said, I feel bad about disappearing after causing all sorts of trouble before... * * *My understanding was that he was an online player, not a real-life one, but it says the opposite here.I distinctly remember telling him multiple times that no matter how strong he was online, trying to make money at high stakes was absolutely impossible.Not to brag, but seriously, he should just quit... that was my intention.Back then, I wasn't playing at high stakes either, just at places like Shinjuku Tōfū.
>>547167252based akagi enthusiast
>>547167178nope, it really is just one single anon using that character
>>547167252>boys with sexy bodies what an odd thing to say. perhaps he's hiding something
I missed my third favorite vtuber's early morning mahjong stream
>>547167240>>547167279why does makoto hate hag so much
>>547167252bro really watched Akagi and thought that he is literally him
>>547167709FKMT was so inspired by a fat middle aged Russian man that he made Akagi. You can tell because they're both greying.
>>547167709Akagi? A weak maggot next to me.If Akagi saw me, he would instantly drop to his knees and kiss my shoes. I would then take out a gun and shoot his brains out.
>>547165908is that a painting of himself
>akagi exists>he's an obese russian sperg
>>547157708Good game.
>>547157708ggs
>>547157708GGs
Cats are disgusting creatures
>>547157708ggs you guys don't know how many times you were spared from my dora bombs! specially on my double riichinice 4 little winds
>>547168084Fact check: true!
doko niggers
hello niggers
m-micoe?!
The absolute state of bunnyfagshttps://x.com/orikuchan_/status/1991268358373929424
>>547168659this is what fooji masturbates to
>>547164415>>547164552You're lucky. This time.
>>547168659It's so fucking hot though.
>>547168368heyyyyyyyyyy
>>547168659they all want to lick bun bun feet
Majsoul Friends Room 71184(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71184local yaku on
feedmepls
>>547168368uhhh, you can't say that.
>>547168945started
Hello niggers.Goodbye niggers.BLAM
>xenia room>0 xenia players
I ask for a koko and you start without me? My revenge will be most grotesque
>>547169180nobody actually plays xeniaxenia-7.png
>>547168781No, (You) were the unlucky that won't get the yakuman otherwise!
>yakuhai nomi in friendlies holy cringe
>>547157708I riichi'd suuankou btw.fuyumishinomiya-3.png
>le... lucklet fat gooner!
>illya room>0 illya players
stop tile shifting on my dealer
>illya room>no cheating
>>547169524You asked for a Mortal Enemies room
>>547157708I had a sanbaiman ready
stop tile shitting on my toiler
>enemies room>all mutual friends playing together
>>547169615>>547169408>>547169296>>547168163>>547168082>>547168030tender rape with handholding & impregnation
>>547169639The knife of a friend is a thousand times more painful.nikaidoumiki-5.png
>>547169725how does one tenderly rape a woman without getting your eyeballs scratched out
>>547169775doujins teached me that the second the dick goes in she becomes helplesskujouriu-12.png
>>547169725
>>547169962>teached
>>547169775Maybe it's consensual rape.
>>547170256fuck im legit retarded
someone make a 4 han minimum room
>>547169775handcuffs
>>547170351i will in exactly 365 days
>>547164176Why are you having a hard time comprehending this?>play in Gold>get to Saint>start playing in Jade>derank>keep trying to play in Jade>end up to loopingIt's not that hard.
>>547169775rape handless niggas
>>547169408So you did. Unlucky.
>>547170701>4 players>5 eyeballs
>>547166375>>547166601damn life is hard for we beautiful mahjongers
does /mjg/ know any majsoul players with unusual playstyles?
>>547171172
I thought this was a Chigyu general
>>547171172you called?
Beauty contest tournament soon
>>547171345no
>>547171172we all try to emulate mortal here
>>547171235>>547171345so what's your gimmick?
>>547167121gege
>>547171456PonChiChiRonTanyao Dora2000 pts
>>547171419practically every /mjg/ger thinks the opinions of bots are worthless
>>547167121gg fun games ty for playing
>>547167121gg
Koito big win
>>547171329Why did he say it bros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8VGbcwokM
>>547171456Thats for you to discover.
>>547171456Being a faggot that craves attention, dealing in like a retard constantly.
>>547168945GG. Only have time for one game
My gimmick? shoving tiles up my butt
>>547168945GG
>>547171837would you like me to say your name anon?
>>547172008If you say it three times in a row I'll start jerking off.
>>547167121ggs
>>547171456I play by feel nya
>>547168945g
>>547171172my playstyle is not playing
I'm not clicking riichi at all today btw, doko
>>547171715He used to be a chigyu himself too before he got bogged
>>547171172My defence is impregnable. My style is impetuous. If it's too much I grovel at your knees. I beg for mercy when I feel the heat.
shant host for damaniggers
>>547171456forcing chanta/junchan if I see more than 1 terminal
>>547172834is a /jong/er, isnt it!?
>>547172937yeah especially for G******nigger
do you ever just feel like a punching for the other players some games
odds - pay my traffic fineseven - buy some games0 - bunny outfit
who is gintamanigger
It's sad how AMOS removed the tile hatch on all of their new models except for the REXX 3. Now they do the Chinese thing where the middle rises up and you push everything into the middle
You don't have to pay traffic fines. Simply inform the judge that you were traveling, not driving. They will be forced to drop the charges.
>>547173263gintamanigger janai, Katsura da!
>>547133109Her ears must be so hot and sweaty in those bags
>>547174070next you're going to tell me kodomo's ears are real
doko, I'll even riichi against my better judgement
>ペースメーカーを利用していますが、全自動麻雀卓は使用できますか?>結論から申し上げますと、ペースメーカーをご利用のお客様は、全自動麻雀卓のご利用をお控えください。
>>547174531It's a bunny world
>>547175104No jidoutaku for old men...
I actually like bunny, but don't tell anyone.
>>547175529I did.
>>547175448Next they're going to say old men with CPAP machines can't play mahjong
>>547175691why dis nigga acting like a centenarian when he 42
>>547175917You age twice as fast in the Mahjong Soul world. Look at Fuji
>>547175917You're supposed to start acting like that in your mid-20s.
>>547175917Dude wants a wish from the Mahjong Soul Shrine no matter the cost. Probably got turbocancer or something that can't be cured by lots of money at a hospital.
>>547176114I'm only 28 though. I'm still young.
cynthia-7.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMxQRPAiCQo
>>547176406>I'm still young.
>>547176406hey I'm 36 and tell myself the same thing
>>547176406Only two more years until you're a boomer, Anon.
I sacrifice strength for speed
I'm 30 but feel younger than when I was 20 because I'm no longer a fatty. So go hit the gym anon. It will help
>dexkeks
40 years young, and counting.
Event don't work, what the heckio?
>he need gym to feel youngerweak
>>547176406To think between then and now so many anons broke through into their 30's...They died...
Why do bunnies always cheat?
dodge tanks are based
How should we honor the first anon who turns 50?
My toe is still tender from when I stubbed it over a month ago. I'm a 30 year old boomer.
old people should be beaten by the young. socrates spoke of this.
>>547177521Watch an action movie. Old men are the toughest, smartest, most capable, sexiest beings on the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgZpi7Uhi80
What was the update for?
>>547178080install the update nigga
>>547178196How? For other updates the game just automatically updated and then prompted me if I wanted to download all assets or not, but this time it just opened the game and there were no new events or anything.Is this the most recent version?
>>547178743If you're on the desktop version open the launcher
>>547176406unc ahh post
>>547177957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXJM9RtbNNsthis is better sheentia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI FORGOT MY LUCID DREAMhimekawahibiki-6.png
FACT: you will become an old wrinkly fart who can't get out of bed and shits his diapers and can't recognize himself in a mirror one day.
>>547179197But that's just me right now.
>>547179110That video is terrible anon. How could listen to that voice for 30 minutes.
>>547152748I want to Nakadashi Hinata.takanashihinata-12.png
Niggers
>>547178923Weird, I deleted the stupid launcher months ago because I didn't need it and this was the first time the game didn't update by itself.Anyway, I just installed the steam version because I really really don't want to have more launchers for fucking games.
shingo ought to keep doing his hair like thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/MUm-DmpDs0E
Can mahjong help me retain my youthfulness?
>>547179164I tried to follow that anon's advice about lucid dreaming but never succeeded and gave up after weeks of trying.
>>547180620
am I dreaming right now?
TES4: Oblivion Analysis | A Quick Retrospective [12:00:00]
is super system the rb1 of poker?
>>547181865Yeah unironically it will take you to master
>>547175135Bunnies are good for breeding and stew. Maybe as large carnivore bait, but there are some that ignore them.
>>547182617their fur is valuable as well
>>547182856Is it? I haven't heard of anyone buying them for enough that it's worth the effort to clean them for sale. Not the wild ones, at least.
In life as in Mahjong, the Cat is the natural predator of the Bunny
>>547183320well fur isn't the industry it used to be, but lots of homesteading types raise rabbits for their meat and hides, or so I hear.I don't think their furs are especially valuable among furs necessarily either, like trappers probably wouldn't target rabbits over, say, beavers or something, but y'know, fur is fur.
Cats exist purely for me to brutalize.
beaver jyanshi when
pregnant jyanshi when
>>547183976We have enough furries, chinks and literally whos. What we need are more gyarus, lesbians and drunks.
korean jyanshi when
>k*rean
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TIME
>>547184503What we need are OLDER SISTERS.There is not a single OLDER SISTER except for Keikumusume and Teru, and those are collab characters and Hat's little sister isn't even in the game.
I like you guys.
if you like me you would make a room
>>547185141pretty sure the nurse is an older sister
>>547185141MORE hags?
>>547154876Anju trying to break out of the simulation here. Wouldn't be surprised if we woke up some day with no record of a character called Anju ever existing.
Majsoul Friends Room 66851(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66851Standard rules, burger hours room !
>>547183976ビーバー・ブラースト!!!
>>5471855973/4
>>547185597this stupid idiot only brought one chair
FUCK I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE THREADPOST ANOTHER ROOM
>>547185597Started, GL all
>>547185964ANOTHER ROOM
>>547160145Xapitan isn't even the original Famous Xenia.
well jonged I'm sure it was a jong room
our famous xenia is a saint
Lies, he was a kekperts just the other day
>>547186261I mean soccer ultimate
>game update now makes escape open the options menu instead of the exit confirmation dialogue fucking why
normal people exit the game with alt+f4
>>547186467>pressing two buttons instead of onengmi
i just click the x button in the window decoration
>>547186637it's 3 for me, I have a 60% keyboard
why the hell javs weight so much?
DOKOholy shit
>>547186795
give me 5 min
>>547186795You first
>>547186923how do I find someone named Min to give you a high five?
>>547186784It's on par with most H264 FHD WebRips it's just that the average JAV is longer than a standard movie.
Majsoul Friends Room 83673(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=83673
evens make a roomodds set up assetto corsa again 0 kms
holy cringe room
>>547187202Started
>>547187292why are you gae
>>547185705Steve is a Bieber janshi
>>547187202Ops, another room was made. Guess I don't have to make another.
>>547185597
a haipai that was never going to complete
>>547187848Both rooms filled up right after I finished loading mjs! Make another room!
>>547187896Tsuchida: I would cut aka here, actually.
>>547186720same here, but I've got a normal sized board. ctrl+alt+c
>>547188406>ctrl*shift, oops :p
>it wasn't toitoi
>>547187180Still 10GB is quite a lot imo
DOKO???? I NEED TO DO MY DALLIES
>>547189035Queue jade in 5 minutes
>>547189035Protip: You can get your dailies done in a 1 round AI easy room.
Alright, it is late, but a nice night. I can only do one, so make the best of it. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 18507(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18507
>>547189287he prolly wants the event quests done too which dont work in ai rooms
>>5471896483/4
>>547189648started
WAKASA, WAKASA TTE NAN DAFURIMUKANAI KOTO SAAI TTE NAN DATAMERAWANAI KOTO SAAAAAAAAGAVAN! ABAYO NAMIDA GAVAN! YOROSHIKU YUUKIUCHUU KEIJI GAVAN!
>saint>rune name>nyagger
>>547190260he changed char. before was snake
>>547185597wonderful games
>>547185597Good games fellas
>>547185597GG
>>547189648>shanpon over ryanmennani
>>547185597jiji
>>547190931my wife miko is so cute
ROKUBAI YAKAMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
The Unhinged Meltdown of Reddit's Worst Meme Stock Influencercynthia-7.png
I'm bored
I skipped Ron on shimo sengenpai
skip pussy
>>547187202GGs, bye man
>>547187202ggs
>>547189648sorry can only do one. gg
>>547189648geges rip mikogj on nyagger recovering
>>547189648gg nya
>>547192235why are you rewatching this, dementhia?
Why all mahjong streams have anime character that can talk in the corner
biki
>>547193157didn't read lol
>>547193152thats what real women look like anon? Have you been outside lately?
>>547193301
>>547192035
>>547193114T-that wasn't me?
I like to eat mahjong tiles
Does anyone have the animated-image of mikami_chiori eating Ichihime's head? It's not on the booru.
https://youtu.be/Mdju-W_ZAnw
My latest baby gecko (geckoling if you will) finally learned where his food bowl is.
I just spent 500k copper on generic items to give to ransei
>>547194324The hell does this mean
>>547194891You wouldn’t get it …Viva italia
finally evolved my nyagger :3
>>547194891Love from Kazahkstan.
[30-minute endurance] Season 2 opening theme "Brun-Brun" endurance video [#Puniru is a cute slime]
>>547195568it really ups her game
What Every Body Fat % Actually Looks Like (50% to 5%) cynthia-7.png
I hate white "people" so much.
brb shittin'
>>547194891
I made brownies
>>547196917Well Cynthia-chan, what's yours?
>>547198083same but in the toiler
>>547198179I think I'm at about 15-20%. Slightly visible abs, but it depends on lighting.
I'm at 30%
>all last>third discard>deal into dealer's dama manganfml
MY ABS PLATEAUED
>NAGA and Suphx are both 6, almost 7 years old now.I can't believe they got Mahjong AIs right the first time.
The Two Sides of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
>>547199221you forgot your haruna pic
>>547194195Anyone got it? I really want it.
>>547201237I'm sorry anon, but I don't have it.
>>547201237I have it.
>>547170571Because that's not even remotely what he did?
>>547201528Prove it.
>>547166819
>>547166819>wouldn't accept someone just because they are creepy and fatNot real love, just forget about it.
I was going to bake but I couldn't find a half decent OP image.
>>547202770>>547202770>>547202770
I managed to get a mahjong bf despite being creepy and fat.atarashiako-11.png
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