Previous: >>547010556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwchU3LtBo>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://www.dustloop.com/w/glossaryhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation,>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenVBA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.zexauv1jo17>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPqhDoP9nf0XlTW4PYflCXUTjw7wCorIWU8ihlaF0xQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.ere7btp9k64v
Even if i'm mean, i love you all /tekgen/, you fucking faggots
>>547148826This enraged the Japanese
how did the world become so empty and hopeless and bleak
looks fine to me
no problem here
works on my machine
its because you dont have any love in yourselfdare to love anongo smooch your bros on the mouth once in a while
>>547148675I don't share that sentiment whatsoever.
i got king kong in the trunk
she looks like the real thingshe tastes like the real thingMY FAKE PLAAAASTICCCC LOVVEEEE
Remember when the internet first started and anyone could make videos or animations or flash games and share them for free with the world and it was a utopia of boundless creativity? Yeah that was basically the peak of human expression, all boundaries were crossed and there's nothing left to explore, nothing can shock or surprise us, there is nothing left to look forward to. The human experience is solved. Just keep yourself fed and sheltered until you die. Anna main btw.
>>547150192did you have to type it so cringily
>>547150245How else would you say it?
give me an infinite stage to practice on
>>547148675love u 2 hun
there are infinite stages in arc raiders
ive move on to dgirls and agirls
>>547150419
>>547150419there is one already you can get to the red cube asylum with some kind of button combination (I forgot) when you reset practice
watching a video essay on a ps1 ff7 speedrun being cheated even though I only played like 1/3rd of that game before dropping it out of boredom
ff7s mid I dropped it too
is this half life 3
the dressing room bj at the end of simgirl was the peak of artistic achievement
>>547150757Just play 6 nigga
nah nigga ill buy it on sale in a year when all the maps are added
blud is playing a battlefield without complete edition
I'm not your blud nigga
holy fuck..... lois...... im fucking cumming.......
lois is hot in the new christmas special
by the way half life 3 is not happening
the picture of lois with cow tits is fake
yeah Geoff is teasing absolutely nothing and a Valve console is releasing without anything new
converted my photo to ghibli style and told chatgpt to complement me
If I was Gabe? Just shit out a half decent story driven FPS with the gravity gun and portal gun and sell 'cubes by the millions. It's not like anyone else is doing it.
>>547152971valve doesn't join this kind of events, also the new console is gonna be priced $1200 as per linus latest video
HF3 will be a VR exclusive
joint?
half life 3 won't exist, best case scenario it would be called Half Life X and it's a spin off anyway
psssst psst hey
>page 8
why sould I feel bad for playing this hot piece of ass? because a bunch of muslims with a shrine to Kazuya won't """""""""""respect me"""""""""""?
Post your mains but only if theyre honest
I got gingivitis and small dick
I want a lili gf.
>>547156895I main Seven and Mina
its cold so i made my cpu run at 100 usage so it would warm my room up
nice, so assuming your cpu is a 120watts one, with all components going on. you're wasting electric power and an actual 200watts heater would warm the room better and for longer
>>547156593it makes you a gigantic flaming faggot>>547156895Lili!
its funny how mad Jun makes tmm and its exclusively because he doesn't even have the most basic knowledge of what she does
>>547156593You shouldn't feel bad, infact making other tekken players miserable is a net positive moral good in the universe
>>547158102that's every character in tekken
*a wild /tekgen/ poster appears*
its because tmm just shuts off his brain the moment a female character is on screen and he is generally just a mediocre player who doesn't even duck strings
>>547158357im a creepim a weiiirdooo
>>547158102never trust a whiteboi's opinion on tekken, they're not the target audience
>>547158357is this what a chill rapist looks like
mainman never ducked a high in his life
mainman is so carried by good combo execution and sidestep electric it got him this far but unironically tekken 8 has flattened the execution so much its now not enough
im into
Characters I hate:NinoHwarangLawLeeZafinoI don't much like steve either but at least he has a downside
Virtua Fighter 6!!!!!!!!
Who caused Raven's facial scar
Biran doesn't bother me but I know he is very good but the execution gap is too big for people at low-mid ranks like tekken king and bujin to be a problem for me
>>547160324T H A N K
Thats where girl raven climbed in the man suit
>>547158404Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
>>547158357is just a smooch what are they so afraid of?
>>547160324this makes the resident murrat bots go crazy
cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed to to your poochs? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
no josie = no reinstall
>>547161238maybe people don't like strangers going near them when they perform at a local? what if you are at a tournament playing and someone tries to kiss you huh?
>>>/int/216923111
>>547162145
miary zo ranked mashing is my revenge as a chloe main
>>547158102Tmm (Kazuya) hates his wife (Jun) because she left him for a bull (Ogre)
you guys looking forward to christmas?
>>547152971>yeah Geoff is teasing absolutely nothingwell tbf teasing absolutely nothing is kind of his thing
>>547161937based kazooyer
Ravel string quartet in F, movement 1
>>547156072YO!
https://x.com/_royszn_/status/1991108782944846270is he right?
>>547161997oh nooo someone paying attention to me how awful now i get how she feels
don't spend your (You) quota on my ramblings
>>547161997>what if you are at a tournament playing and someone tries to kiss you huh?FUCK YOU STOP GIVING ME HOPES AND DREAMS
bluds be like geoff always got nuthin meanwhile bluds are suckin off fotm slop like arc raiders which was done been revealt at his show
Tomb of the unknown goonerknown only to god
mk roms that don't work as fighting game of the yeardevil may cry netflix best adaptation tekken 8 best ongoing support
anyone else talk to github copilot for tekken advice
we all do blud. there's no better source of tekken strategy than github copilot.
copilot gives pretty good kazuya advice
we're in a (You) bubble
only diddybluds talk to copilotreal niggas use gemini
gemini 3 is out
@grok is gemini 3 really out
I'm only burning my half
I get my flowcharts from google AI overview
what does cute girl tranny breath smell like bros
i smell
i had a dream where all of /tekgen/ was pounding my shithole one after the other. you would nut in me and the next anon would enter me. by the end of it i had leaked an ocean
didnt ask
I asked myself
I cooked myself
I arc raided myself
tekken lost
And people say, “It is cringe.” Of course it is cringe. Love begins with cringe. The first kiss is cringe. Asking “Do you want to see me again?” is pure cringe. Everything that matters in life begins with a little humiliation. Only the ego wants to be smooth. The heart wants to fall on its face.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/aTnYA55B1vc?si=iUzyp4H3kgxyNUf3
>>547172167>Love begins with cringe.your post is cringe so I guess I'm in love with you now
https://xcancel.com/MikeStrawMedia/status/1991295841181786507the end
it's obviously hl3 because the price of their new toys will be astronomic, so they gotta lube retards up properly
if it's hl3 and hl3 has to run on that weak ass hardware, how will you convince people to buy a game that looks mid 2015 graphically wise on a PC that is barely a stationary steam deck that costs $800+
tekgen always giving me a stiffy and then not helping me out
*spreads*here, that's how now pay up my yatch
>new toys im copping the gravity gun this time, i missed it and its going for $1k instead of $80
i'd probably pay more than 800 to see gaben spread
Yeah well i guess the real question is did Harada und Tasty Steve tag team Murrays asshole.
hara haraaaaa
>>547173257Alyx looks better than 99.9% of games released this year and runs on a toaster. regardless it's very easy to convince people to buy games that don't look that demanding, zoomers are all playing shit like silksong, minecraft, peak, etc.
>>547174818yeah alyx can look cool, but it's due to the VR nature, it's nothing special on flat screen, hl3 after 20 years looking like that without offering some insane gameplay advancement wouldn't fly, it would probably be turned down by many, alyx is proof, literally the best vr game and yet people didn't go and buy vr for it
You were meant to stop caring about graphics when Crysis came out in 2007 and proved it doesn't matter if the game is still dogshit.
i only care about men
found my old blade trinity dvd
me too
>>547176450>they finally bring back raven>the game is asshe got monkeypawed so hard
I need to feel the inside of a shemale
why the fuck did murray take the arc servers down
/tekdead/
dead just like tekken 8
i cant stop sighing
sighcryalmost diei can't love you againthis is the end
grizzled
exposed and afraid
Who is the goat VF player?
No one cause only farmers play it
GET YO BETS IN WHO STAYIN IN THE TOP 20
why does obama still care about this gamei thought he hated modern slop
itabashi zangief
he gets free commentary gigs by being an american in japan
Obama is a fake oldhead
I wish i randomly moved to japan 20 years ago
>>547188304Is he an 09er?
Rin, Pyoh, Toh, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Nigga, Zai, Zen
Can't it be december already, want to suck the chocolate milk out of miarys brown titties
Should I pick up alisa? Is she good/fun?
All the Alisa players are switching off her so no
Yeeeeees
>miary zo comes out in 2 weeks>morale is at an all time low even with reddit king in the gameit is over
>>547192184More characters can't fix a fundamentally shit and unfun game
What retard at Bamco thought it would be a good idea to have two minute combos end with a two minute Rage Arts cutscene?
I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline.
my little micropenis!!!
condoleeza rice
I murrayed myself
Can a whiteboy expose himself around here?
I conceiled myself
I'm here now
>woke up>its snowingfeels good
i wish i could watch lili take a poop
I poop twice a week. deh
that's a stance. he could elbow your joint in the skull and explode at any moment
Gaijin Folded Leg stance
I'm into women
>>547200597i look exactly like that
>>547191478why
Murray won, he got us all, every tekken players is now kneeling....
i will......resist!!!
Still playing Sekino
>>547200597Eh not enough to start fapping yet>>547201472Nakatsu is in the shadows laughing
i have such aislop fatigue. walk around town and every business is using AI for advertising, open youtube AI thumbnails everywhere, old people sending you "funny" images which are just more AI slop. its so fucking tiring bros
Ive never done good things ive never done bad things
did you guys wish LTG a happy birthdayit's today
>>547202385its so fucking goodi like bloodborne just the tiny smidge more because of the theme but fuck sekiro is godlike
i didnt know that
i miss the old internet
i miss being young and believing things would turn out alright
thank god online is unavailable was about to go lose with kazuya with shitty sleep
WHAT THE FUCK STEAMYOU HAVE 1 FUCKING JOBSTART GAMES AND LET ME PLAY GAMESYOU UPDATE YOUR GARBAGE EVERY 2 DAYS AND THIS SHIT STILL BREAKS EVERY FUCKING TIME
why does TMM seem to believe people really care about his "respect"he always does the whole "I don't respect these players" thing and it's weird
>>547205902another fucking day of steam getting ddossedanother day of me not getting to finish a really good fight against someone and then losing all will to play for the day
I'm playing at the level of a kindergartener with aids
if lord mainman does not respect you, neither will I
I'm tired of W10 acting like a bitch about Bluetooth. W11 here I come.
I'm starting to feel like tmm is right about jun and asukathey are yoshimitsu with vaginas
>>547207432I main Jun and yeah she's fraudelent as fuck unless you know the match up in extreme detail. Her strings are just obnoxious to deal with and her combo damage and wall carries are insane.
drinking some gween tea to start the morning
mainmans respect is kinda legit but a little blindsighted but he's right about kazuya being the superior skill character
>>547207432most of what Jun does is fakeif you refused to lab epic cool male character #21 like Paul you'd feel the same
jun doing b2 strings? fraudulent, dishonest, no idea what she's doing, no counterplayAK doing f3,2 strings? honest, fundamental, brave, gallant
>>547207819it's not fake when you get sabaki'd at -9 or when she gets a plus on block version of that in heat. or when she jumps over a low at -9 with can-cans having ultra-fast jump status. use your brain to understand the yoshi comparision juntard
Why the fuck does Fahkumram have a launching grounded Knee and a grounded high powercrush?
>>547207432I don't get why you wouldn't have sex with Jun if she's in that position. It makes no fucking sense.And yes, you are right. Jun and Asuka players are carried as fuck.
is a character carried if opponent's are too stupid to lab the character?that seems more like a player issue than a character issue and you might argue that the player who doesn't lab characters is the carried one
>"how to get GoD with no actual skill, fucking trash players">meanwhile asuka shows better AK matchup knowledge than mailman in his previous ten mirror matchescurious
This W11 installation process is giving me AIDS. I have repartitioned my BIOS settings, changed disk drive IDs and shit and still it yaps at me for doing something wrong
<sleep 3 hours for 6 days straight<at the skill level of a kindergartener with aids<playing kazuya with no fucks given in a random t-baggy sort of way
steve jobs ghost is reaching into your computer to try and save you and you are complaining
>>547208625is your OS drive GPT?
>>547208115play frame tight if you know they're spamming panic moves, f1+2 is a god button yeah but almost everybody has a funni broken button in heatall of her stuff starts parrying or crushing frame 5. she is the panic button character so if they're panic buttoning use your fast counterhits and kill them until they stop doing it or you win
>he's actually installing W11
microcock has a monopoly so you'll either install it sooner or later or you are stuck on shit like linux with no 3rd party support for anything>macthat's just an ipad with a keyboard
<actually take it back im playing like shit again<also nerf fakumram
>ec*lebs subhumans>cant even >newfags hours i see
>>547208410Thats a good question I think its a balance of lab time vs ease of use, like if something is really easy to do but labbing the situation takes a lot of effort because of variables then that equals carried
>>547208775Yeah I just converted it to that so Secureboot back door could enable. Now it can't fins the correct partition or some shit. God I hate this Pajeet ass OS so much
>>547208880>so if they're panic buttoning use your fast counterhits you can use an i14 mid with a CH property when she's -9 and still lose to sabaki
>>547209757yeah but in the end if someone has labbed it then the situation becomes shit again which makes it uncarried and that SHOULD be the expectation for higher level of play
i don't think nolan ever started with the Greeks
>>547209946>niggress athena>blacks everywhere>chink troopsNolan started with the Talmud.
talmud was copied from the indians
>>547209946I've been to Athens and it's funny as fuck that Gayreeks think that Anglos being cast as them is okay "as an exception" but lighter Indians/Hispanics aren't when the amount of Greeks that look Anglo is far rarer than the ones who look like dark as MENAs.
Greeks look like MenaRD?
>>547210424
>>547209946Nolan is such a pseud. He tackles subjects way above his intellect. He should let others write and just stick to directing.
shemales
>>547210607Didn't mean to tag anyone lol
you well did, now enjoy facing the consequences
Harada, Nakatsu and Murray are such a pseuds. They tackle subjects way above their intellect. They should let others work and just stick to retirement.
>>547210938Unironically yes
>>547209859>play frame tight>but if you don't play frame tight you lose to panic buttonswhat do you think frame tight means?
>>547211485And also farm your data and sell it to OpenAI and Nvidia
the correct answer is to just wait out the panic moves since jun has no lowsagainst asuka though there's no counterplay since she has one of the best 5050s in the game on top of the panic buttons
they already have it
its amazing to me that f32 slop works in god 1has nobody labbed AK at all? like the string is retarded as fuck but if someone does 20 f32df on you maybe you go check it in replay or something
>>547211445nigger at that point I have to do a high and jun has a safe on block high crushing mid launcher in d1+2. the rps of your character is unfair and unfun
as someone who played 1200 games of Jun once you know her shit and what they're looking for she's relatively easy to beat
if you sucked dicks a 1000 times you'd know how to get a mean sloppy toppy too
it's beyond magical how retarded he is
They gotta nerf Yoshimitsu tech roll speed, his tech rolls are way too fast compared to most of the cast, I cant FF4 with Kazuya after a knock down with only one wavedash before the guy tech roll flashes and kills me
Sneedkeks talks like an AI
nigga figured out you have to put in the work if you want to be good at something
>>547212723Kek
Majin obama must be making good money commentating t8 to spend a whole hour talking about TWT points on stream
anyone got the complicated thoughts basedjack
>>547210319If you want to play the "olive North African" card, fine, it's stretching things a bit, but acceptable. But you and I both know that Hollywood has darkened Homeric characters not for artistic reasons, but for political and representational ones.It's even worse when, in the Greek narrative, the heroes and gods are explicitly described as whiter than an albino girl with 300 Latvian and Lithuanian ancestors.And yes, there are a handful of Black characters, take advantage of them, even though Homer makes it clear that they come from sub-Saharan Africa and beyond the civilized world.But of course, Hollywood will tell you that the ancient Greeks came in all colors and shapes.
save the receipt
>had a lot of fun despite not winning that muchKazuya's kinda goated bluds I had fun losing to the same Pakumlam 8 times in a row for instance
>>547211987d1+2 won't crush a high at -9, it crushes frame 7 iircexcept if you're talking about the situation after heat engager, which is very messy because of the animation where the opponent's head dips low. there you can use an i13 mid to check all options (might be good if you have a ch followup) or you can ssr all her panic shit if you just know they will pressi dont even play Jun, i played her a bit at the start but i got bored of her but her shit is really a lot more fake than people think
after a long day of work man does my sweaty asshole smell foul. i swipe my hand down there to scratch and its all slippery. it smells nice doe
broken is her miare +4 mid into high crush low / low crush i15 midonly thing i disagree with the matchupalso i dont like ff1+2 into mixup or into miare into the +4 mid into the aforementioned mixupbut i think everything's interruptible after ff1+2f? not sure
>>547213994>>547213861
>>547211485imagine kazuya mains using this shit>AI: duck the last hit of that string>What?? you can duck that??>AI: that move is high crushing, stop using electric>What the fuck?? what am I supposed to do then??
blud wrote that thinking he was funny btw
it truly is odd how we can like our own smell somewhat. i too like the smell of my sweaty balls.
>wawooowoaowo that was a crazy electricim gonna start doing the same when somebody hits me with a jabwooooooow his timing is soooo goood
right but i actually slide my finger completely into my asshole as far as it can go and then i smell. im not even joking btw
you can cope all you want when mainman ccall you a scrup but when medusa does it? you better have a good theory to back it up
>remaster>the censored game is the one you are you to remasterBamco didn't learn a fucking thing, didn't they?Thanks for saving me 40 euros.
oh? what tournaments did he win?
im doing a teeth whitening treatment and my teeth are so fucking sensitive now
none but his theories are more valid since he ducks strings is god 2 and knew about the jews 10 years before everyone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A lot of mentally sound posters today
BACK to drawing horses nigguh
let's change up the tune then
>miary zoe post 11 hours ago
half life 3rd reich
>>547214756this series made me try Dr. Pepper
I got recommended a Coach Kazama video watched like 5 minutes of it and holy shit am I mad. What the fuck does this nigger think? He is literally grifting off retards that don't know this game. He's barely GOD with god tier Asuka. Can any GOD just start coaching people now??? Is this the layer of Nigger Brimstone Hell we are in right now? Fuck this game
>>547216019Narcissistic personality disorder and maybe a little bit on the spectrum too
I bypassed all the checks in W11 upgrade process only to cuck me at the last minute saying it can't determine HDD space. So now I switched to USB + iso method instead.Five hours going now. MS is worth trillions of dollars. Trillions of dollars and they can't even make a coherent OS upgrade process.
>>547216174>I'm doing something I'm not supposed to do and that's MS faultYou're making your life 11 times harder by switching to windows 11 on hardware that is not officially supported, infact, even supported hardware is going thru hell right now.A big example is the latest nvidia driver that aims to fix the recent win 11 update that completely breaks rendering performance..
>>547216019>can any GoD just coach now?Thats the endgame of ranked, anon.You reach GoD by any means (cheating, plugging, boosting, etcetera) then you start selling shovels.
>>547216279My hardware and software fully support W11. I have enabled all the CIA back doors and my CPU has the back door hardware too. I only want to update because bluetooth is so fucking cancer on my W10 but it's no guarantee that W11 will fix it.
>does the same f3,2 mixup 20 times per roundyeah this guyu is kinda flowcharty but that's xiaoyus i guess
what game are you guys even talking about?
>>547216723bluetooth, you wouldn't understand
its not like 11 will magically install backdoorsif any government wanted to spy on your pc, they could even without any internet connection
Miary Zo? Shit.
yeah, infact, your so loved 5G towers are just devices that read vibrations off your electrical device to steal your privacy
blud thinks military agencies still use 5glmao
they moved to bluetooth a long time ago
they moved to ESP long agonone of that tecnologic bs
Such close minded fools.... they're clearly using 6G
>>547148563Great choice of op pic. Reduction in status is absolute kino.
in 2030 we'll be playing tekken with microchips installed in our butt cheeks
>wewe won't be able to afford that shit, we'll play a stream of other people playing it
the kings' ffn2 hitting grounded is so fucking retarded
>Yall mind if a white boy speaks a little Japanese?
>other peopleyou mean paid shillsbefore 2027 every streamer will be on some company's payroll since it's already the case with most big streamers and content shitters
jin if he had sex
i need to smell my own shit NOW
>>547218185it's visually incoherent blud
I give up trying to install W11. This shit just damages my PC even more trying to read poorly worded Pajeet posts on various forums figuring the issues.
I spilled coffee all over my keyboard fuck my life aaaaaaaaa
>>547218820uh, bump you fucking faggots
>>547219954do it then
>>547219612>NVIDIA GeForce Hotfix 581.94 Driver fixes performance issues caused by Windows 11 KB5066835 Update
To anyone who also follows dix I just realized noahtheprodigy and kingreyjr are literally the same person
They are both signs of degradation in this genre, They are the rot in the walls of fighting games.
noah made more money obviously and is playing the better game, therefore he's more mentally stable than the chinless cunt
>>547221264Kingrey has played Tekken competitively for longer than Arslan
false, arslan only ever played the game competitively due to the nature of arcade machines, back then they only had 2 tekkens and you had to go with a friend to be able to pay and play
he should try to get good at it then
Saaar our country is full of actual fucking terrorism so we can't have any infrastructure without it being blown up SAAAAAR
>14 days left till our lives will change forever
who else has slept with the boy next door
i'm the boy next door
Thoughts on women?
not a fan
imagine if kingrey's dad groomed him to be a moba or fps player instead so he wouldn't have to play for nickels and dimes
>>547222323bussy is the best thing in life.
Black people do not like those genres so it was doomed from the start I only remember one black pro in league and he was obviously from a pretty well off background
That's why I play DOTA, totally nigger free.
>>547222323Big fan
support is so easy dude
>>547222323Fap material
>>547222323no penis = no go
broke my glasses. bloody hell, why are these fucking things such a pain to buy and expensive
>MSI MAG 273QP QD-OLED X24thoughts?
buy gigabyte ips monitor instead
>>547223684i hope anna joins you next time
kazuya main btw
are we on the high level schizophrenia generals or do other generals outclass us in that mental illness?
nigga
>>547223982i guess it depends on what kind of mental illness we're talking hereobviously /tekgen/ currently is like 80% shitposting nonsense, but i think other general still have us beat in known schizo individuals that have done insane shit. from what i remember off the top of my head, the biggest "drama" we had was like when that lingplayer stopped making rooms because of the passfag
>>547223982hello newfag, no
>>547224468fuck you mean newfag nigga, i don't browse every general in /vg/
>>547224017can he say that
nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDa4hfGX5xEThis is the hacker shit I had to do to finally bypass W11 installation setup
holy shit, it's like speedkicks using ssh, high level shit
bro just get loonix it's 2025
>>547224902https://www.linuxmint.com/
i use arch btw
w10 will be forever goated for me>3 years of ESU then switching to LTSCthanks bill!
>>547223982I think all the ones I've been to have been more mentally illwe don't have any proper schizos or people getting actually upset, it's all just funposting
>>547225067>>547225020Linux is even more autistic. I had Steam Deck and its desktop mode drove me insane. Fuck Proton too and that exe installer too. Duck or some shit it was called.
the levels of schizophrenia have descended upon the crown of my skull like the heavenly fires from hella corruption so deep it turns into hatredexhilarating sighs that resemble the turning of axes at their point
see, look at this guyit's all just people pretending herecan't we have actual mental illness?
>>547225474you might just be retarded, even my grandma can use linux mint nowadays
redpill me lads is that dispatch joint actually good
for me it's ubuntu
if we had this general wouldn't even exist
lingpardo was close to mental illness but he stopped posting to avoid it
>>547225739kek, no
>>547225739>marvel millennial writing with some low effort date sim shit addedHazard a guess my man
>>547225739no, only the blonde woman design is
even xhe was just a pretender for attention
Still playing bloodborne
i want to smell my own asshole shit bros
ideal tekken 8 starting roster
I miss 7
it's right there
rangeban germany pls
grabs are outdated and have no place in a game like Tekken 8. we have chip damage. heat, wall blast, special mids, and the game changes every 2 months. can't keep up with it, I also have to react to grabs on top of all that. fuck this game
*boots up tag 2 ghost battle*yep its time for some good ass tekken
jealous, addicts?
nigga everyone does 1+2 grabs anyway
>>547226741ananı sikeyim tekken tag 2 heihachi’me karşı oyna
we dont play lil bro you aint special
I play actually
*hits pipe*
>>547226564this seems like a pretty easy thing to accomplish
playing with ur lil dick to lili doesnt count.fuck you bezos i just spent 500 eurobucks on black friday stuff and its fucking thursday
men cry too
non mutt here what does black friday even entail to warrant sales?
>>547228841start with the Greeks
>>547225110
moments before disaster
he algorithmically beat anakin in that match
lilis caked up shithole, my niggaz...
I am not your quote-unquote african american.
>>547229153>Lost a 2-0 lead He did this with knee too didn't he
we are watching xbox in 2 hours
I hit tekken god for the first time yesterday. Should I be proud of myself?Niggas are still playing like retards
yeah good job bro, nice life achievement, just a word of advice, if you need validation for something it means it wasn't worth it
>>547231229Xbox Dashboard for Steam Machine and Forza Horizon 5 exclusive PS5
IT'S HAPPENING
eck bock lmao
Amazing how Philly boi never an hero'd. I guess rich fucks have no shame.
>>547231057Dont need it, just wanted your opinion
>>547231608
>>547232015:( meanie
>>547232262sorry ok? congrats on the god rank, keep it up
>>547232370Thanks anon!! :)
i need a job man
fifo method
whats fifoi know cico
first in first out
your livelihood depending on tekken 8 is some fucking divine punishment shit i legit feel bad for tekken streamers
they had 22 years to fix their retarded mistake
indeed, but there's something even worse than that, there are people feeding these streamers, at that point you're just spending your time and money onto tekken indirectly, the streamer is doing it for survival, the viewers are doing it due to mental illness, both side are having a bad time
since when does ice cube play tekken
AK's db3 evades like 70% of mids in this fucking game but it's le wholesome mishima king so that's okay
that guy bit my dog in the shin
I hate LarsI hate Armor KingI hate Clive
fell asleep with a space heater on and woke up in in hell
blud thinks just thinks in mids and lows without looking at the modelsjust go play some roblox tekken
>>547236934Clive raped you and your dog.
>roblox tekkenyou mean virtua fighter?
virtua fighter will redefine gaming as a whole
thank you
polygonal hell
Everyday some new shitBeefing with my bitch right now but life still litRiding down the strip, half a million dollar whipFive M's for the kit for ice like thisEverything I wanted to hit, I scratched 'em off the listAsk about me, word around the town, I'm a pimp
>>547237519I don't bap, go check my track record, niggas shot at us, we clapped back
listening to fightinggm I don't know whysomething comforting in listening to a fellow autist rambling ya heard? laterz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceTPNBt6Pbs
fightinggm you don't need to pretend you're someone else to plug your shit
>>547238324I like combo videos.
apartment cooled off now its back to regular hell
hai hai hai
shut up
go go heaven
got that acid reflux in me
clive if fine just delete manual phoenix dash and his heat strings or make the animations more obvious
I deh
>make the animations more obviousLMAOOOthey changed kuma's animation from hunting to make it less obvious. guess better nigga
i'm gonna guess that you enjoy sucking cock
>it's a bad thing that the hunting stance throw is now actually usabletekken player iq
^ "I FUCKING LOVE GUESSING"
^ I want every character to have twenty more i50 unblockables to bloat their movelist purely for green rank usage
v I love men
>character in stance>3 out of 4 options are low risk - high reward highly in favor of the attacker>its apparently a good thingat this point, why the fuck aren't we just removing blocking?
yea
korean backdash is a bug that destroys the entire system
I for one am waiting for them to give Kazuya a stance
crouch is a stance
Man, if you don't know your opponents' frames and you're not precise with your movement and whiff punishment you're playing one of the worst characters in the game maybe even the worst. There's nothing to carry you. Your moves in strigns don't realign you. You don't have a wall splat on heat smash. You don't have a throw that interacts with the wall or floor. You either win because the guy you're playing against doesn't know ANYTHING about the match-up or is completely impatient and you win because you're just the better player. Period.
TNT im dinamite
>>547241923Guess the character.
yes attacking should be incetivized, otherwise what's the point of playing when the best thing to do is not play
violence is never the key
>>547242107PEOPLE WANT SMALL TEKKEN MURRAYNOT GUESS STANCE TEKKEN MURRAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853GzhgIYVstekken 8? dead
tekken 8? gay
me? too
was at the grocery store when a girl told me I had my shirt on backwards
it's called fashion
women fear me
God I hope Mary Zoo is insanely broken and they fail to fix her before TWT finals, it's what this game deserves
>>547242913whatever happened to that fanmade horror movie fighting game from like a decade ago that had pinhead in it.
>>547243602you imagined it
>>547243692quit trying to gaslight me
the kusoge you've bought itwe came
>>547243759sorry ok? i don't have any memories of such game though, would be interesting to find infos about it
>>547242845just because the current implementation is bad doesn't mean the idea behind it is
why tekken players hate women?
how the fuck doesn't this industry want to completely implode if every single company announces their shit during the same time frame
>>547244230lidia was a psy-op to make us not go back to tekken 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgOiQPxEF-I>it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgOiQPxEF-I>it's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgOiQPxEF-I>it has arrivedget in faggots
im addicted to tranies again...
tranies is hard job
fumingtreated myself to a bunch of downers
>>547244697can we expect some Virtua Fighter news?
>>547244830nop
>>547244830yes, turn on CNN right now
>>547243569This isn't tekkuso 7, 17er.
tekken 9 at xbox show bros?
>>547244697microsoft has never had a good event ever and I won't waste my time with this
its your obligation as a gamer
DARK SOULS IV announcement coming up
>>547245128tekken 7fr was shown at an e3 xbox show so you're wrong
>>547243569Current top tiers haven't been touched in months, it can't get much worse
damn first game shown and its already better than tekken
did they hire an anime girl to narrate this showcase
I love brown girls almost as much as I love tgirls
british women are so fucking disgusting bros
hang on the narrator voice this time around is pure sex
it's shadowfart voice
what.......
I'm up
Shadowheart/Maelle
yeah thats enough
crackhead bros ww@
i want a man to grab my nutsack bros
atari bros we won we beat tekken 8
>akira mentioned
>little nightmares but different because bamco owns the ip
xiaoyu is a turn based RPG character
is dewglider gay or something
>>547246713KWAB
he's straight but kinda zesty acting
>>547246713you should be happy M even took the time to give you a block
im a furfag
>>547246713another fish face gook rolled and smoked by the murmiester
>zoopunkkek
aris just found his goty
M'S SPAGHETTI
we're burned furs here
M in M
shadowfart voice again
coomers rejoice
they ROBBED Clive's UI and Soken shitty soundtracks
15fps and a half
>>547247646wgirls...
you people convinced me to watch this and it suckstyrone the ferrymane
fromsoftware ruined a generation of gaming
>>547247646Where is this from?
>>547246713bofuckinghooo
>>547247748fromsoft saved bamco, and tekkenyou should be grateful
>>547247748that was FF inspired
filth of the earth
brown sex has arrived
LMAOOOOOfuck you phil
>tits and boobscan't complain
Max and Aris never restream these events because they know all announcements beforehand btw
aris is fat
the last time xbox was epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD7lMeiLzpY
look at my hero, akuma gouki
>>547248463Shit Spencer dropped the ball so hard on Xbox.
I'm so tired of soulslikes and even more tired of historical/mythological Asian rpgs
>>547247748dark souls is one of the only good games released in the 7th generation.
did they forget to announce sh2 for xbox
Retards still think a game being good and directly influencing shitty games are mutually exclusive
the only thing tekken inspired was furia royale
>>547248967a shit dev is a shit dev regardless of who it takes inspiration from. dark souls didn't "ruin" anything.
dark souls is overhyped anyway
>>547249203Being contrarian is not a personality.
>>547249114word this is a furia royale comm
>i'm gonna reply to your agreeing with your pointthanks
>>547247776https://youtu.be/vQtPbTOhLEc?t=2174
>>547248967literally anything can inspire cheap imitations so i guess everything sucks thenyou might be onto something
>>547249289who's this schizo talking to
stop spending your (You) quota
DO NOTDISSMIYAZAKI-SAN*goes into combat form*
>>547249350Thank you. Looks like a cool visual spectacle game.
played ds2 two or three times and liked itgot halfway through ds1 and got bored with repetition its beyond me how people can still buy and play those games. its like the people who buy a new madden or fifa every year, literal mush brain npcs
>>547249249glad you agree with me then
Lies of P and Khazan are better than anything fromsoft has ever shat out though.
>>547249736>played ds2 two or three times and liked itterminal shit taste.
these games do not respect your time, they are also for insecure people who think they are proving their worth cause they rolled right on time during a boss fight
but enough about tekken
ocarina of time did it first
lies of ps mid I platinumed itkhazans mid but goated at the same time I platinumed it
I liked Mortal Shell and I'm excited for the sequel. It was cool and short.
please buy winrar already
>>547251201literally the only worthwhile thing to come out of xenosaga was kos mos and t elos.
>>547250038Other devs don't understand what made the Soulsborne series so good. It wasn't the difficulty primarily.
clive's game is on sale
clive barker's jericho?
>>547252486the post is also insulting soulsborne you dipshit
>>547252556I pirated it and still felt robbed.
fuck clive
>>547252686Don't care. Soulsborne is far beyond what other Souls clones (which are true rollslop) can provide.
made tea but its too hotthe west has fallen
the tekken 8 killer is here
browsing through insta i scrolled into a 43 year old japanese cross dresser who's a dad
>>547252857rawrhehe
>>547252486and what would that be
ggs that was me
Wheres armored core 7 nigga
>>547252486>mask off maidendelete that post right fucking now
the company that's shoveling a battle royale with re-used elden ring assets and making an extraction game exclusively for the shitch 2 is totally soulful, guise
not paying to any AAA games anymore
>>547252857We finally have a character with a neck and big tits in tekken 8
>black friday sale>not of the games in my wishlist is on salethanks gaben
>>547253101is she hot
i used to crossdress as a jokenow i just crossdress
this is the namco general so we have to defend namco games at any cost
now i just joke
blud thinks a woman wearing a pushup bras means they have big boobs lol
wome with small boobs are better
IM THE JOKER BAYBE
Capcom won
>>547254545is that a new battletoads game
For dessert should I have strawberries or dark chocolate
pretty sure eating strawberries is gay
I keep losing to lingering frameslike the opponent does a +7 move, I wait half a second which is like 30 frames, the frames reset and then my jab which is 10 frames get counterhit by a 20 frame midSo it's like the +7 survives during 30 frames and passes on to the next interactionAre lingering frames a new cheat? Where you accumulate them from previous interactions?
don't care
been eating beef stew for every meal all week and i can feel the sodium coursing through my veins and the diarrhea brewing in my stomach
tekken has lost
This dark chocolate is only 85% cocoaThis is Murrays doing
the jews put some kind of chemical in american chocolate to make it taste like vomit but its fine because we're chattel
put her in, coach
>>547255329>I waitthere's your answer retardbro
>>547256814every single white girl makes you brown people go crazy goddamn.
what's wrong with being trans and brown again?
do you turn into your effigy?
>>547256910Yes and?
are those alice in chains lyrics or something
I plugged a KAzuya because they caught my movement with electrics 3 times landed a random ss2 and a round start ws2 that beat my round start qcf1+2 they were 3 completely nonsensical 10 second rounds
>>547256814i need her to spit on me and slap me around
Yo!
NO NO NO MURRAY HELP HELP HELP STOP THIS!!!
Eve s3 guest character. You niggas know what's up
bethesda made doom eternal stop working on my pc
>>547258752how exactly
I'm Indian. U?
my mom told me not to talk to strangers
>>547258847it stopped reading my save files and then I tried to fix it and now it crashes every time I try to launch it
said no to an update and daddy microsoft throttled ths shit out of my pc
tekken 8 always works
what can i post about here i dont give a fuck about these people
post about gran turismo 7 if you're feeling brave
>>547259708sadly
>>547158428Who's Tekken target audience? Muslims and jews?
>>547259915pajeets, pakis (same shit)koreans to an extent, since they stopped catering the gameplay to them with 7/8
>>547260193bottom right is my relationship status
No, no, no, no. I was supposed to kill the bus driver
>>547261159save me gio scotti
mid
Im not built for this neet shitsend me to the factory
there is not a single good looking influencer
>>547261728you'll spend a month in the factory and you won't want to live anymore
murray told the cute girl at work to stop talking to me and its making me sad
women can't be cute, their makeup is cute, their dress is cute or so, but the woman itself is just a cumulation of millenia of mental illness dormient, waiting to burst at any time, nothing cute about that
should have been her instead of clive. she looks a little like her voice actress.
work crushes hit harder than high school crushes for some reasoni didnt even know her name but i still see her eyes sometimes
debatable, clive is hot and unironically looks human as opposite to the other toy-like men in tekken, infact, i think he's wasted to appear in tekken
>wanted to end it>ate 12 of these + milkahhhh feels better now
>>547263034I need this to come out EXPEDITIOUSLY
People like us shouldn't even exist in this world.
I fell for the college memeIt's not like how it's depicted on TV at all, it's actually really depressing and lonely
>>547263372how will you feel once the sugar rush wears down?
sorry bro i won't say soulshit and e33 are terrible games again
>>547264427>>547264689>>547264904I support you anon
so true
>>547263034what game
>>547263372these are elite but expensive
dude is actually a faggot wtf
>>547265093Tides of Annihilation
this was murrays vision for this generalthis is all part of the plan
tema del hilo...........https://youtu.be/ya-iztRs-Is?si=IpfPvH-JAB7AaCiJ
this is what tekken 8 does to a man.may the power of tekken 5 compel you
>>547238450same bro they dont make em like they used to
What else is in your faggotfolder anon?Quite curious
advertisers won't like this...
bro pleasewe already have tmm isnt that enough?
*reina and lili spam
>>547148563Why is she there?>>547217981Same..seeing Ojou-samas and rich boys being degraded like that is hot af..
>faggots AND cucks
you look upset are you upset?
>>547266521Was arrested for breaking the restraining order Asuka filed against her.
are you gooning or are you edging
>>547267023
Exposed nigger on meltdown from his ban this morning
clean it up janny
I thought you wanted real schizos, what happened now?
even this is just a fake schizo pretendingwhy don't we have real ones
like a ticking bomb
like cmon now this is just generic fag stuff, you should at least post something illegal to prove a point mr fakeschizochloe main btw if that matters
jannies if you read this you are gay
>>547267734nice try glowie
It seems playing waifus I never learned fundamentals except for good punishment.I never learned timing at least as well as mixups and spacing
oh nevermind this sped his doing his thing
>>547268039stella artoisnormal budweiser isnt badif youre european try a spanish beer like alhambra or estrella galicia
>>547268167rare W from julio
transkken general
>>547268167He went above the shitter ranks
>>547268218im just going to get pabstunbelievable that the only 8% i can find on their website is white claw
tried risk of rain returns it was mid
nigga isnt pabst like 2 percent
I'm having a mental breakdown about how lonely I am again and I can't post about it because some schizo keeps posting weird shit on tekgen
I wish I could just be a disembodied brainI hate my body so fucking much
does all alcohol make you fat or is it just beerI'm thinking of becoming an alcoholic
wine
For what is a man, what has he got?If not himself, then he has naught
god has abandoned us
Bitch im morose and lugubrious
I'm bi and my best friend is gay and I want him but I don't know if he wants me what should I do
I dont know man shouldnt that shit kinda get deleted? its prime burger and euro time.are all the jannies jeets?
i leave for one hour and this is what i come to
>this is what i come tololmao
she got a horse pussy
my dad left for 30 years and he still isn't back
nigger jannies pls
I need to fuck a nigger
lilianon......
any reason for this behavior? definitely isn't adhd
i have a mental disability at playing kazuya
you're late
oh wow nice general chaps
what rank are u bro im boshin
im havent played since clive special rank
Kazuya is easier to play at higher ranks than lower ranks. At lower ranks you face other Kazuyas, Reina, Heihachi, Paul and all of these "fundamental characters" who are horrible matchups for Kazuya. At higher ranks you face gimmick characters so you just duck and punish strings and win.
oh god it's all so fuckedthe world used to feel so full of hope and life and now it's so bleak and empty and hopeless
>>547269425alcohol is almost as calorie-dense as fattwo beers have roughly the same calories as 150g of chicken. it's even worse for higher ABV onesvery difficult to be a skinny alcoholic, that's a myth sold to you by hollywood. and even if you're skinny you'll look like shit because it has little nutritional value and you'll lose your muscle, on top of alcohol making your skin look like shit and a dozen other effects
>>547272028what's exactly bleak about the world?
>>547272459lifeeverythingcan't you feel it?
>>547272547nope, there are great stuff all around, maybe you're focussing too much on the negatives?
it's virtually impossible to be depressed right now knowing that we are two weeks away from metroid prime 4
>>547272547i'm not gay
tekgen is........... DIVERSE
look Samus! you can't be depressed! press X to turn into a morph ball!
can't wait to ride the new bike in metroid
its easier to run
i'm mid at life
I only feel the EXCITEMENTwhich CONTINUES
im lower rank than low tier god with kazuya after labbing the game for 1.4 thousand hours and playing over 9 thousand games
you missed some janny
do zoomers still say "crashing out"
everyone says that now unc
im diddy blud unc crashimg out
the excrement continues
i'll paint it on the walls
>>547272028>>547272547Lee Chaolan was able to recover after having the world collapsing on him twice You can do it too
>>547276336Manon is going to be so fucking perfect in SF7 with a cuter face
>50% of the content produced on the internet is made by AI according to some studySorry buddies you've been talking to AI bots 24/7 (exposed, job, tranny, unc, blud, neet, etc poster) It's not board culture there's just a botnet posting shitTime to evacuate
why am i seething with this animosity
>>547276830LOL!
unc ahh meme
>>547276830
laugh at this instead
>>547276674we always have those old internet friends to fall back on
a lot of my problems and frustration when playing 8 stem from the fact that I'm expecting my opponents to have a brain and do logical thingslike when I've baited their rage art and killed them for it ten times already then surely they won't kill themselves again for the eleventh time rightwrong
>>547276830really funny image, do you mind if I save it?
feng niggas be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB5H7wlQkFYthread theme
the only emotion that motivates me is spite
didnt you guys say there was going to be a half life 3 announcement or something
>>547279290half life is comfinrm?!
We're on season 4?
I'm out of Joker quotes.
what life? I've got no lifeI'm in the dark here
>>547281959>>547281959>>547281959You have not suffered enough to deserve death
im sleepy...
Im at 30mg of zopiclone im resisting the sleeping phase so i can have hallucinations hopefully of tekken being good
