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Previous Thread: >>546302279
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What's coming tomorrow to #GTAOnline

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>log in
>spin the wheel
>collect my daily ration of 1000 chips
>log out
it's been real brothers
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>>547173443
I also do the RC bandito and bike time trials for a "free' $100,000 every day ($50k each).
And then i'll do the weekly car time trials ($100k for the normal and $250k for the HSW one).
That's an additional $1,050,000 every week for "free". The daily ones usually take less than 3 minutes each. The weekly ones can be ~2-10 minutes.

I'll also occasionally do an acid lab sale or nightclub/bunker sale, but it's not something I do regularly.
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>>547172408
>free Office
>now free Casino Master Penthouse
we are truly in the endgame of GTA 5 Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI
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>>547172210
>>Cover archive
>https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
I updated the site.
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>>547173443
I usually don't even do that. I just drive around a bit, fail to join a mission I got invited to, and then realize how fucking boring this game is
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is the next update going to fix the sky
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>>547179765
Mine has no issues currently with Nvidia driver version 581.42 but previously had issues back in july/august.

I am hesitant to update my drivers though seeing as more people are reporting the clouds flickering again.
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>>547179765
Never seen that before, but I did see the sky get heavily pixelated during the stupid Halloween weather nonsense.
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>>547177757
ive started staring at the tile and then not bothering to even launch it
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>>547173443
im going to grind to 25m since thats supposedly the cost of a mansion idk
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>>547177726
Sweet
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time to hit the casino I guess
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Big Con vs Silent & Sneaky?
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>>547173685
This plan is bullshit as very few people are dumb enough to buy GTA V a 3rd time for a platform with less people on it.
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>>547207262
>he thinks there are no new generations being born constantly
but congrats if your generation was this cuckold to buy it 3 times
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>>547174147
>10 years of development
>MC businesses are still trash with awful gameplay top to bottom. Drive the shitty boring vehicle for literal fucking miles. That's it.
>Most CEO content is anti-fun time-wasting bullshit with Terminator enemies and auto-targeting gatling gun choppers
>Story expansions that are hyped up by YouTubers are all terrible dogshit that usually consists of traveling as far as possible only to be forced to drive a fucking terrible vehicle while enemies drain your resources the entire way
>Glitch that has been present for over 10 years that allows an enemy using an automatic weapon to dump literally their entire magazine into you in a single shot. Full health, Full body armor, even being on Bull Shark Testosterone cannot save you from this glitch. You die instantly every time. This glitch has happened to you without knowing it. It's that common. Yet it isn't fixed.
>All the actually fun stuff like super vehicles and gravity guns is locked or disabled for the overwhelming majority of the content you can even play.

GTA Online has been such an awful experience that it has turned me against Rockstar for life.
They have become sincerely psychotic with greed. Genuinely mentally ill in how much they lust for money. Every inch of their online experience, even in Red Dead, is designed to punish customers for not buying Shark Cards.

Yet

You can't even use the Shark Card money to have fun because they are so obsessed with preventing people from being effecient or enjoying the gameplay that most fun things are locked.
This has driven away millions of people.
People who would pay for Shark Cards if the game wasn't so egregiously psychotically deranged in how greedy it's development philosophy is.

Rockstar has become so greedy that money is now being left on the table.

They could make billions MORE and have an obligation to do so for investors.
But they are so INSANE with greed that they are now driving away profit. It's maddening to ponder.
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>>547207567
I didn't say or imply that. That guy is the retard posting an epic strategy EXCLUSIVE to one version of the game and that's retarded.

GTA V is just over ten years old anyway you actual underage child.
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>2 players required for Casino
>I have already spent the past 2 months trying to find a grinding partner
>Everyone is either a black child or medically retarded and collecting welfare for it
>Explain a plan
>durr hurr BET hurrrrrrrrr
>Start the method
>They fuck it all up and have no common sense to even recover from mistakes

Heists are cool in theory but are unplayable solo. The GTA playerbase is so stupid that it disturbs me imagining what goes on in their head.
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GTA Online would be more fun if you could directly insult other players without explicitly censoring words that are spoken onscreen by several characters regularly.
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>>547209915
But the NPC insulting your character isn't the same as when a real person insults you, chud.
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>>547210664
That's silly. You are silly.
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>Double money on a co-op only heist with a finale bug that can permanently trap you in a room and force you to restart the whole finale
>Double money on some of the worst story missions ever implemented that lock you out of all the shit you paid millions to use
>Double money on one of the lowest paying contact jobs in the game that doesn't even pay in money and makes you go collect it.

I fucking TOLD you it was going to be a shitty week.
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>>547209646
Solution: r/HeistTeams
and their discord

>inb4 EWWWW PLEBIT
I've gotten all CMMs on 2 diff platforms with people from there. Your choice or not whether you want to keep playing with thirdie brown scrub.
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>>547213416
I am never making a reddit account nor do I want to play with a bunch of faggot retards, you smug fucking cunt.
You're really proving how fucking insufferable redditors are right now. The arrogance is disgusting and I want nothing to do with anyone remotely like you.
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>>547213416
You seem real kind and friendly. I'm sure your recommendation isn't bad or out of touch.
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>>547213416
Not joining an openly communist website just to play a heist but thanks tho.
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>>547213643
Pavel is the only good supporting character they have ever added.
He's the only one besides maybe Vincent that respects you as an international war criminal that essentially owns an entire US state as a base of operations.

Everybody else treats you like a bitch and gives you delivery boy work while yapping about bullshit nobody cares about.
Pavel calls you Captain and leaves everything to you, only speaking when he updates you on the tactics available to you in your current situation.

The disparity is insane. He is the best GTA Online character by several magnitudes.
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>>547214427
All of Cayo Perico is like that.
It's like a totally different developer made that update. It was so good that other retards at Rockstar had to make it less good so they would look better when they release another cringefest of annoying characters and shit gameplay.
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>>547213672
>>547213821
>>547213968
You dont have to join the subreddit you puritan dumbfucks
They have a very active discord, that's the one you want. Picrel is literally taken right now

It's literally just WoW trade chat, but for gtao heists and activities. No "muh communism" or "muh faggot discord tranny" BS either, in fact met a racist fuck there who wont stop calling people who failed retardniggers. Pretty solid player too icl.
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>>547214427
He really is the elastic in the underwear, the caviar in the tin
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>>547214624
It's clear they probably brought the A team to make Cayo, since it was the only update with a huge map expansion.

Every other expac was probably made by Rockstar India or something with how sloppy it is.
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I'm doing silent for the first time, which optional preps does anon recommend?
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How long did it take each of you to get the 1 mill from the three missions?
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>>547214427
Worst are the Fooligans.
But sadly they had the most fun missions.
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>>547216652
I don't remember but I did get it.
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>>547208761
>All the actually fun stuff like super vehicles and gravity guns is locked or disabled for the overwhelming majority of the content you can even play.
its really annoying they did this because back in the day grinding out 2m yo get a buzzard to use in contact missions was THE thing to do
now you're stuck with them in pvp where 3/4 of them suck
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>>547208761
I can't believe they've never been willing to take the tiniest cut to their profits to pay for dedicated servers, when it would improve the player experience literally tenfold.
But nope, thridies and literal children don't care about P2P anymore than they care about playing at 12fps on their dell office computer
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>>547216828
Sessanta and co are definitely way worse
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>>547216652
Less than 20 minutes.
I am very good at video games and don't put up with Rockstar's "do the thing that takes several times longer and we'll add $7 to the payout : ^ )" bullshit.
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>>547179765
Update drivers
Fixed mine
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>>547218739
>I can't believe they've never been willing to take the tiniest cut to their profits to pay for dedicated servers
Isnt that what they're doing with VI and that ROME stuff?
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>>547216828
I fucking hate the Fooligans. Grim sign of the kind of trash we're going to see in GTA VI.
Their only redeeming quality would be the missions if it wasn't for how much "Your new objective is as far away as possible to pad out your mission time" they have. That bullshit has been going on over 10 years and it will never be good. All you do in this game is drive. That's why people play it. When your mission consists of traveling but you've locked all the fun modes of transport, you are making dogshit.

I WANT TO FUCKING USE MY FUCKING SCRAMJET GODDAMNIT

WHY THE FUCK IS ANYONE EVEN EARNING ALL THESE MILLIONS?
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Hopefully some day Rockstar can make enough money to afford employees that speak english.
It's real sad what this small indie dev is going through.

The car wasn't even abandoned to begin with and this message made no goddamn sense at any point in the mission.
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>>547220324
Returning oldfag here,
Who is that and what DLC are they in?

Everything I have seen from the plot with the auto shop looks about as entertaining as wringing out a diarrhea-soaked towel into your mouth.
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Why does anyone care about Mansions?
Nobody gives a shit about safehouse customization. Give me AI Termimator companions I can pay to escort me around and rapid-fire-glitch players to death.
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Spook car
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>>547223181
Man I have wanted NPC friendlies you could hire since the first Heist update.
It's never happening.
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>>547222595
The autoshop. The two horny niggers who won't ever shut the fuck up about wanting to bump uglies while you're trying to rob the Union Depository
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>>547223202
You can't call them that, dude. It's current year.
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>>547223330
Goddamnit man that's the one I wanted to try next. This shit is gunna kill Rockstar for me. They have fallen so far in terms of quality it blows my mind.
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>>547223181
Nobody actually cares. It's just YouTubers desperate for content.
Safehouse-focused content has a track record of being unplayable dogshit so nobody is hyped.
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Post business names
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>>547223653
Keyed & Locked
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>>547223653
Not mine but I saw TIG OL BITTIES a few weeks ago. It was a griefer using it to for pvp so he would do stuff like TIG OL BITTIES is OUT OF SIGHT.
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>>547223653
COBRA

Your character is basically Cobra Commander after a certain point in the progression.
Heavily militarized and using money as a weapon of mass destruction for the sole purpose of world domination. Anything is permitted if it generates wealth and expands influence.

I switch outfits to suit what activity I am doing and pretend I am different operatives within COBRA. For instance I switch to Destro when I am doing gun running or militarized missions, or I switch to Firefly for stuff like Headhunter and Diamond Shopping that benefit from a jetbike.
I swear I'm not autistic I just really miss G.I. Joe as a franchise.
I grew up reading the sick ass comics that were written by a vietnam vet who hated how disrespectful the original show was towards hard combat veterans so he made it grimdark and violent. The endgame of GTA Online is exactly the what Cobra Commader envisioned for COBRA's final stage in the comics. Untouchable via criminal empire and able to target the wealthiest people in the world for subjugation and extortion. All while employing the most deranged people on Earth to use their sickness for profit.

Okay I'm autistic.
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>>547226419
Turns out I had a couple HD non-potato pics laying around
I'll just post the two operatives I already mentioned and cease my autism.

Destro
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>>547226419
>>547227048
Firefly
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>>547226419
>Okay I'm autistic
You are definitely enjoying the game more than I am. Good for you for having fun, anon. I'm over here getting bitter about mentions and prize cars on the podium, and you're legitimately enjoying the game. That's based. Keep doing you.
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>>547227364
Mansions* fucking tiny phone keyboard
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I found this clown-themed meteorite by the observatory.
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>>547223653
mine is Enter Name
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>>547227364
Trust me I am just as bitter. I have to take long breaks because one thing will go wrong that is due solely to Rockstar's bullshit and it will ruin my night.

No other game lets me do ALL THE THINGS like this though so I keep coming back.
Here's an old design of Commander-san I used to use. I ended up going with the trench coat and more advanced looking helmet since it qualifies as a mask and doesn't constantly remove itself while also looking way more regal and important from a distance.
I am truly done G.I. Joe posting now.
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>>547198532
>tummy
Cute, shame the damn top looks like it's made from the nastiest piece of cloth ever made, like a gas station rag.
>>547206997
Big Con with Grouppe Sechs is impossible to fail even with randos
Silent is impossible to complete stealthily with randos.
With competent people, it doesn't matter.
I guess technically the silent approach has double money on the small vault, you can open on entrance and on exit. I don't remember if that's true for the Big Con approach.
>>547216648
>patrol routes
Again, too damn quick and too useful not to do it.
>duggan shipments
Unnecessary if you melee everyone, by melee i mean hitting with the weapon not actually using the fist because GTA melee is clunky and sometimes your character will throw a punch instead of doing the melee takedown animation. Anyway, if doing with randos you can do duggan at least to 6 kills, that gets rid of the helmets and that's all you need, obviously 10 finishes the mission quicker, but if for some god forsaken reason you can't do it on time, 6 is enough to get what you need.
>powerdrills
Useless unless you have 4 players and the best hacker so you have A LOT of time left over.
>masks
Does nothing.
>emp
Cute gimmick, but useless.
>infiltration suits
Gives night-vision, useless.
Only get if you want to unlock the outfits to buy.
>>547222096
At some point the import/export missions got broken, the "find the car using a photo" now just tells you where the car is, and sometimes you get that prompt on other missions.
>>547223181
Garage space.
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I guess infiltration suits are needed if you get the EMP, otherwise you be running in the dark.
Technically you could still guide yourself by the mini-map.
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>YouTubers all say the Sparrow is the fastest grinding tool and that the Oppressor is shameful and makes you worse than 70 hitlers
>It has to take off and land like molasses and only in certain places
>Average airspeed is around 150

>Hold Handbrake while flying the Oppressor
>Retracts the flight wings and won't let them redeploy until you let go
>Now constantly 130 airspeed
>Instantly land, instantly take off

Hating the usefulness of the Oppressor is a level of contrarian autism that should be considered criminal.
I refuse to let fatherless mexican griefers shape my opinion of the greatest vehicle ever added to GTA Online. If you grind and refuse to use it, you are an actual retard.
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>>547230090
Dude there's already over 300 max you can own on one character.
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>>547231330
>has to take off and land like molasses
skill issue
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>>547232471
I am faster than you, autist.
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>>547232614
1v1 me on the highway in my banshee scrublord
airport to paleto lets go
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>>547232903
No. You are proving Sparrowfags are just as retarded as griefers now.
Also the Banshee GTS is the fastest car. Good choice, little guy. Hope your dad comes back some day.
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>join random heist
>try to hack something
>it's one of the hacking mini games that's used exclusively for that heist that I have no idea how to do
Fuck, sorry guys
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>>547232903
Okay.

READY

GO
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>>547233718
Fuck co-op only heists. No amount of money is worth that bullshit. I spent literally 3 days trying to get the prison break done with bacterial colonies posing as teammates and now only do solo heists.
Never again.
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>>547223653
Brown Town
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>>547233661
you can run from a challenge but i can run after your rocking horse faster
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>host didn't get the keycards
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>Get the sudden urge to rebrand my entire empire to a certain theme
>Will cost literal millions in rennovations and resprays
>Demoralized that I have to commit to one aesthetic or lose millions and be set back hours of grinding
>Lose interest in the whole game for months on end

Help
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>>547234420
Your dad was right to leave you.
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>>547236668
he left on an oppressor so he was easy to catch

lmao
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>>547231724
>stripper magician
https://youtu.be/CQWe-cLbAl8
>>547231564
600, and I need more.
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>>547229152
>it qualifies as a mask and doesn't constantly remove itself
IS THIS THE FUCKING SECRET?! Is this why my fucking headgear always disappears?!
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Is it possible to make a female character look red skinned through face paint or skin damage? Or do i need to wait GTA 6 with its inevitable tan slider?
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>>547223653
M.A.I.D.

Multipurpose Applications Intercontinental Delivery
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>>547240442
Vinewood Hills location sucks, i will buy the Devin Weston house, i always wanted a property around Tongva Hills / Chumash. Insane it will also be the cheapest one
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>>547241728
>Insane it will also be the cheapest one
Dozens if not hundreds of murders being committed on the premises will do that
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>>547241558
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>>547242294
Multipurpose Applications Infantry Detachment was my ARMA 3 clan
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I'm just gonna passenger this casino thing, let others do the prep
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>>547242381
I think you should detach your brain from your spine or just consider being less vocal.
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>>547223653
Hebrewstar Inc.
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>>547242569
Get a load of this hothead
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>>547242385
Is Big Con still the best approach?
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>>547242385
You're going to get magically disconnected in the mantrap.

>>547242626
Fantastic
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>mansionmogs you
Onlinesisters, our response?
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>>547244369
>You're going to get magically disconnected in the mantrap.
lol you mean people kick teammates somehow after getting the loot?
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>>547240442
>including the latest in personal assistance and business service technology.
please let it be a master computer that tells the npc's in my warehouse to source crates so that I don't have to spend 6 minutes flying to 6 different locations
>H0TAP
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>>547244932
>lol you mean people kick teammates somehow after getting the loot?
no the casino heist is like 3 missions in a trench coat and the mantra is a hidden loading screen with a penchant for disconects
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>>547231724
heres the magic
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why is she so perfect /v/ros?
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>>547247174
isn't that just a copy of that glownigger's mansion in storymode?
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>>547245641
It would be nice if you could automate sales for a cut of the value
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>>547247174
its not going to be when there's 12 retards parked outside on the narrow road
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>>547250113
aren't they all just going to keep their cars in the garage?
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>>547250508
not if its everyone's spawn and it spawns your active vehicle outside amd thats before a few get displaced by people overlooking ot in supercars into the parked cars

road is going to be a parking lot
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>>547247339
holy shit you're right, I didn't notice until now
literally just copy paste of devin's old mansion but at a different location....
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>>547240442
>stripper magician
That's Zatanna you fuckin' dork.
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bruh... i expected something new.... not just some reused model..
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>double earnings on a heist you can't even play to completion
Bravo, Rockstar!
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>>547258710
Limit your fps tard
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>>547258895
It still shits itself.
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>>547258975
I've had it work and not work when I've told everyone to cap 60
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>Do nothing but grind Agatha's casino work and buy chips every 50 minutes for three days straight
>Go to casino on fourth day
>"This feature is not available for now."
>This week it's double chips for casino work
Really funny.
I guess I tripped some anti-gambling addiction feature back there
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>>547245641
>H0TAP
oh, behave...
>>547257342
potato, potahto
>>547258975
Like someone else said in the thread, the heist is 3 missions in a trenchcoat, when it transitions from the stealing part to the getaway part sometimes it can desync and you get a disconnect, one of the fixes for it is when you hear the "wooomp" checkpoint noise inside the mantrap and the HUD disappears every one stops moving until the hud reappears.
That seems to fix the desync between transition.
Good luck communicating that to randoms now that R* removed text chat tho.
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>>547258975
potato bro...
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>>547247174
>perfect
>this suicidal tub
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I found this in Mexico, it takes pesos
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>>547274504
its cantilevered
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The mansion hype is so artificial.
I want to play the game, not decorate a house no one is ever going to see.
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>>547263287
Dude that's some of the worst paying work in the game get a grip.
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>>547279008
>Can't buy chips
>Only other alternative is to do missions
>"Dude those suck, don't do them."
Sorry, what do you expect me to do? Gamble?
Horses don't work anymore.
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>>547278794
This, I love how in the trailer the place is full of people when we all know that in actuality it will be lifeless.
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>>547247023
You should get some footage where you are returning a car to storage but zoom in to crop out the menu and do jazz hands as it fades out of existence.
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>>547279178
You can buy chips with in-game money, retard. Do something else then buy them if you want them so bad.

You really are fucked in the head and have somehow convinced yourself the least effecient method of earning is the only way.
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The only thing that could possibly make a mansion worth owning is the ability to pay for an armed escort that will essentially nuke players that try to fuck with deliveries.

We all know it will just be an interior you can decorate and I'm not paying 25 million for that when nobody will ever fucking see it.
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>>547236253
Just declare whatever you don't want to theme as "leisure locations", casino leisure, autoshop tuner leisure, nightclub leisure except lvl 1 and 5 and so on. Office garages? Oh those are brand or country specific decks, terribly sorry empire theme..

Learn from the chosen people and just cheat your brain.
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>>547279178
Oh it's br*tish
Stay oppressed.
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>>547280320
>"I can't buy chips."
>"Just buy chips, retard."
Anon...
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>>547278794
>got the casino penthouse fully artfagged out
>banwiped
>new char don't want to own the thing because forever phonecalls
not even spinning the wheel because they only put cars on it I don't want to own
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>>547280776
Would be cool if they finally figured out how to let npcs help you with all the heist so they future proof the end of gtao
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>>547282310
>forever phonecalls
dude still living in 2018
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>>547284557
you won't get a from agatha to start the missions every time you log in? I get calls from that n-word you play in sp because I bought an agency
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>>547281990
You can buy chips. If he says he can't buy chips he is lying and retarded. You are even worse for defending it.
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>>547282310
Not gunna lie. Your meme psychosis is so intense that I have no idea what the fuck you just said. It's just a bunch of zoomer buzzword gibberish to me. This post has no information in it besides how much you hate cars.
Learn fucking english.
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>>547284827
You shouldn't. Phone calls like that usually happen because there is a major update you haven't fully invested in yet. It's mainly there to piss you off and push shark cards.
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>>547284557
This dude cannot entertain a hypothetical.
>I don't get phone calls because I played all the content
>"but what if you didn't"
>but I played all the content
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>>547289513
Should I...
>play 30 minutes of content
Or
>victimize myself
Gee what a hard decision.
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>>547277154
>GTA 4 Arcade
KINOOOOOOOOO
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>>547287941
Could buy chips. Past tense.
>"This feature isn't available right now"
Sorry for being a retard.
>"Did you wait 48 minutes, change session, and made new fresh installation?"
>>
winch website 4 arcade
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Does the Toreador work in casino missions or did kikestar patch out more fun?
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>>547289795
30 minutes of dogshit anti-fun content though. Complaining is a reasonable thing for a PAYING CUSTOMER to do when they receive dogshit covered in glitter.
Your bootlicking attitude is disgusting and your smugness makes you look retarded.
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All I want from mansions is more garage space. More than 10 preferably.
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>>547296906
50-100 would be great, i'll blow someone at rockstar headquarters if they give me them all in 1 large display room.
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>>547297003
>"That requires GTA+ and your real life driver's license."
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Man I forgot how unplayably restrictive these shitty casino missions are. No fun allowed.
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>>547297774
Just buy the chips, dumbass. Go to the cashier and select "aquire chips", moron.
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>>547284557
I get a call from Lester every time I launch the game because I haven't completed the OG heists yet and I have no one to do them with.
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>>547258093
I can't imagine why you would expect that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulO5oR4SaU

https://progchad.itch.io/pixurbia
https://gx.games/games/r5r8eb/pixurbia-2d-crime-sandbox/

I just added horses, revolvers+dual wield revolvers, buyable personal vehicles+mobile weapon storage in personal vehicle trunks, and several new melee weapons into my own free crime sandbox game Pixurbia. If you like GTA you will feel very at home playing this, it's free and it's designed as a non-stop free roam sandbox.
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>>547312362
Buy an ad
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>>547277154
What the hell? How?
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All I really want from the mansions is more parking space, but honestly, none of their locations are likely to be terrific. Maybe alright if it's along the main road near the Epsilon compound, so that it's near my crime empire. If I have to travel up into the hills to reach a property, I'll just never find myself visiting it naturally.
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>>547277154
aren't those things shitalians?
>>547313298
rude
i like anon's kirby shoot em up
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>>547317312
How the fuck are multiple people in this thread in need of more than 300 fucking car slots?
What the fuck am I missing?
Do you get some kind of bonus by filling your garages or something?

Three fucking hundred.
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>>547313298
You're an actual tripple niggerfaggot from hell for discouraging amateur game developers like that anon when the industry is so utterly swamped with talentless Indians shitting up everything with lazy and awful game design.
Fuck you to death in fire. You're a piece of worthless dogshit and vermin like you are why this hobby is so shit lately. I am dead serious when I say this:
You are a bad person.
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>>547327794
When you play the game for 10 years it just fills up
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Mansion location in Lake Vinewood estates
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>>547327794
What are you doing with all the grind money? Just staring at the number?
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>>547328529
so there's more than one exterior
intredasting
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I'm losing my mind. I remember taking this picture because I thought the random guy thing was funny, but I have no recollection whatsoever about driving this Sentinel. Nor did I get in someone else's car. Does this car spawn somewhere after a mission or something? Going by the fact the photography popup is there it was right after joining a session, too
I should lay off the weed
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>>547331903
this is how new cars appear in your garage
I'd bet you own it
the weed made you do it
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>>547332559
I own a single Sentinel and it has looked like this since I got it
I would also never put tints on, nor would I put a white plate on an all black car
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>>547328053
>>547329585
I've been playing since 2013 with long breaks throughout and buying 300 cars is completely unfathomable to me. There's maybe a hundred worth driving. 300 is insane what the fuck are you buying?
I have never had over 25 million before having to drop a shitload of money on a new update.

I'm not trying to belittle you or insult you but needing more than 300 slots for cars makes no sense to me at all. If something sucks you're supposed to sell it. Having over 300 cars is beyond my comprehension. You would have so much trash you'll never use.
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>>547334476
>I don't understand car collecting
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>>547335402
>i don't understand the hoarder's mind
ah yes, "collecting"
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>>547334476
NTA, but i'm at 250-ish cars personally
Still plenty of garage space left since I filled the 100 car garage, 50 car garage, all 3 office garages (20 each, 60 total), and the agency garage (20) and all 3 arena war garages (9 each, 27 total).

Then I've still got my night club garage, casino penthouse garage, and random other garage properties that have another 50-60 slots available. I'm hoping the mansion update provides another 50-100 garage spaces.
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>>547328019
Buy a fucking ad, don't shit up unrelated threads promoting your garbage.

Your game dev slop deserves no more of my attention then any other ad that I ignore.
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>>547334476
There's multiple cars I own two or three of. I don't own any car I don't like to drive.
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is the diamond heist easy?
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Everyone's saying: "garage this" and "car that". But no one's saying "posting this" and "sharing that"
Are we going to be like /o/ where everyone spouts bullshits about cars and no one even owns one?
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Which CEO office did they give out for free? I bought the tallest one just for the view and flex. It's not that one, is it?
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>>547339976
I appreciate the car purge making a bunch of cars feel way more exotic and special
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>>547293624
That's 5...
>>547295236
>30 minutes of dogshit anti-fun content though
That's the game, dawg. Nothing in the casino is any different from the rest of the game, if you don't like the game, don't play it in the first place.
>>547298365
That's a valid complaint, especially because of how long those heists are. Still tho, the Agatha missions you can bang out in like an hour at most and now you can do it solo.
>>547327794
My man forgot GTA5 is a PS3 game.
>>547334476
Do you REALLY want a garage tour?
I think out of all my garages only 1 has cars that I don't really like, which is the "cool plates I found" garage.
Is a plate that says "Oopsy" and "Booru" cool? 1000%. Do I ever want to drive an Asea or Baller? Absolutely not.
>>547056256
Here's an old video with a garage if you care so much.
This one is an outlier tho, cause I barely have repeats, but I do have 4 cheetah classics.
>but why having repeats wahh hoarder waahh
Even if I got rid of the repeats, that's only 3 slots and I'm 2 updates behind being able to buy cars at this point.
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>>547340567
BASED and same. Unpopular opinion but I like that Rockstar removed cars from the sites actually. I unironically love exclusivity
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>initializing
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>>547339972
The first time probably not.
Maybe join one and try not to get in the way of your team.
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>>547345383
The cloud tech they built for RDR2 is going to go so hard when you're staring at it for 20 minutes in 6O
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>>547339976
Please enjoy my time attack Blista Kanjo
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Casino heist is all I do in this game, it hurts to have to deal with retards for a measly 15%
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i get bothered when my character start smoking post-missions
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>>547350579
This, especially when I had 0 smokes to begin with. (And weird they put them in snacks)
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>>547335919
Just say you don't like cars
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>>547329585
I hope they make literal hamster wheels in gta 6 for you people to grind in, just make them the most effective at generating money.
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this dogshit heist really is bugged
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>>547340159
the one with the best view
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>>547355171
Gotta cap your fps to I think 60 before you enter the mantrap.
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>>547358048
I cant even enter a lobby, infinite loadings
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>>547350579
Just puff the dart, you fucking Sheila
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>>547350579
your character kills people, sells drugs, sells weapons to terrorists
but smoking? that's too far
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>>547350579
T. Dixon
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>>547340159
Lombank West
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>>547359027
Yes, girls that smoke are unattractive
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>>547362194
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>>547359027
Killing people, selling drugs and selling weapons to terrorists is not disgusting
Smoking is disgusting
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>>547362194
>not having a smoking gf who puts out their cigarette on your tongue
Are you even living?
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I went for a walk in del perro one time, and a loli tried to sell me some cigarettes.
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>>547372712
would plap/10
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>>547372712
I will never forgive r* for that abomination of a rear whatever the fuck they added to this car and refuse to let me remove. its perfect otherwise
>>
ten
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ten details of the trailer you missed
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>>547314086
I have no idea, it doesn't get much action, I could ask to buy it
>>547322750
>aren't those things shitalians?
what?
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>>547378564
So many cars like this. I'll love the front/back end but hate the back/front.
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>>547395794
The owner could control the monitor.
The person pays to play, the owner turns the monitor on for their play session then off when time is up.
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>>547396726
I guess that's possible, but doubtful.
It's outside a convenience store in a town with no internet or cell phone signal. If you want internet it's satellite only, and the store doesn't have it.
This corner store, the nearest pink column is blocking view of it.
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fav cop car?
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I was going up the thread cause I thought I saw someone saying something like "no one shares anything" and I was gonna do a
>post your favorite
>weapon
>vehicle
>fit
>bonus points for all 3 in the same picture
But I guess I either missed it again or was imagining things, either way, post 'em!
I was gonna take an actual screenshot but the game crashed when I was in the editor :(

>>547372712
Cheer up emo kid.
>>547247023
Berry nice, but you need to work on your show(o)manship.
YA NEED SOME FLAIR!
>>547241158
You can always pose in front of a red light and pretend.
>>547227048
Nice cosplays.
>>547295012
You probably already figured out, but everything is either on MazeBank Foreclosures or Dynasty8.
>>547402128
Greenwood Cruiser in a 'stealth' style.
The crash killed the mood for me to play the game today, I'll take a shot of it tomorrow.
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Oh I already have a screenshot of it.
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>V is Los Angeles
>VI is Miami
Only 30 more years until we have a setting where I don't look like a moron wearing a leather jacket
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>>547372712
dreadful
>>
>Almost 800 cars
>only ever use a shitty van or truck in all the missions
>all just to waste your time to inventivize buying shark cards
>then when you buy shark cards you aren't allowed to use anything you bought on missions
>Players are currently being taught through the design that fun is not an option no matter what you do

Wouldn't it make sense to design missions with really fun wild cars that cost millions to push shark card sales?
Like Scramjets in a mission so people see how fun they are want to buy one of their own?

Why are they actively trying to convince new players that the game only has a bunch of trash in it and will always be anti-fun?

Why has nobody warned investors they are this incompetent with generating profit?

Why has nobody warned investors they are driving away users in the millions for their top piece of software?
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>>547340710
>My man forgot GTA V is a PS3 game

A. Not even slightly true. I started in that generation.
B. There is no way there are 300 cars worth buying, let alone driving.
C. I haven't been in this thread since I first made the post questioning why someone would need more than that. You guys have been arguing with someone totally different who is a proper cunt and I do not claim as my own.
C. I LIKE GOOD CARS. THERE ARE NOT OVER 300 GOOD CARS AND I KNOW IT FOR A FACT

Hoarders are truly insane. I am infact belittling and insulting you now. You are mentally ill and your wishes deserve to be ignored. Fuck you kindly. Have a nice day.
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>>547335402
Collecting dogshit cars you'll never drive is called hoarding, retard.
Jay Leno has a car collection.
You have a mental illness.
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>>547362194
Girls that act masculine and commit crimes are way worse, you deranged tranny.
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>>547414868
>C.
>C.
Opinion discarded.
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>>547415271
no they arent
>tranny
??
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>>547405098
thnx
nice bottom surgery
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>>547415418
I made a typo. Kill yourself, non-human filth. Fucking worthless bottomfeeding trash. Scum like you are why video games all suck.
I sincerely want you dead. You are a walking detriment to our species.

END YOUR LIFE
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>>547415495
Playing as a girl makes you a tranny.
You are also a brainwashed piece of shit fuck you.
>>
>install gta5 after not touching it for EIGHT YEARS
>"cool, it has an anticheat now"
>join random multiplayer lobby
>have fun driving around for 5 minutes
>a cheater decides on a whim to kill the entire lobby
>uninstall

This is the second-best selling video game of all time
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>>547417937
you're supposed to install the enhanced version
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>>547418003
that's what i did
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>>547417937
It's the single worst case of "chasing imaginary money" in the history of entertainment.

Billions of dollars in profit left on the table from driving away players with deliberately anti-fun design.
You can't even use Shark Card money for fun because everything is locked outside of the shitty griefer-filled free roam.

It makes me feel insane and shareholders should be furious at the loss of profit and growth.
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>>547417937
Name the best-selling game of all time.
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>>547416305
Whatever gets you there, buddy.
>>547416506
Unfortunately for you, I plan on living forever.
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is this sell price bugged wtf
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>>547419187
roblox
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>>547419187
Sid Meier's Pirates!
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>>547242915
my husband(female) Amara
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>>547312362
>GTA 1 clone
I'm out, wake me up when someone recreates GTA London with the OpenGTA engine based on GTA 3's source code
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2LlGK6HTw
what now
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>>547420923
No
>>
I tried to like this game. I spent literally an entire week attempting to find some kind of fun.

All roads lead to grinding.

All roads lead to glitchy unfinished "FUCK YOU NO FUN ALLOWED" content.

I have over 30 years of experience with video games and this is the worst game ever made by a wide margin.
Fuck all of you for supporting it. You deserve every bad thing that happens to you.
>>
>>547435748
>only games I enjoy are games anyone should enjoy
Wow, how brave.
>>
>no save glitch actually works
time to get rich in this bitch
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>>547433285
Oof! So close.
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>>547406207
>lifeguard granger
am jelly
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It's been a few months can I migrate my profile now without issue?
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>>547405098
I don't really have a favourite weapon, but I use this one the most
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>>547451203
i hate gta v frankenguns so much bros
>>547450331
i think so
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>>547395794
>what
those kids look like they're italians
>>547397961
place look like it could be Naples
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>>547456781
Not enough trash and graffiti to be Naples
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>>547456847
you right, too clean and also missing the Camorra's lookouts and drug dealers
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>casino heist
>get to getaway car
>it won't drive
>can honk, duck, shoot, turn the radio on
>but can't press W and make the fucking thing go forward
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mrs baker wont call me
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>>547464407
I that has happened to me in free-roam. This game has some of the weirdest bugs.
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seriously she wont call for the casino jobs

what do?
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level 300 alerts the guards during Gruppe Sechs approach and then bails. I'd rather play with noobs at this point.
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>>547469767
Bet they left from sheer embarrassment.
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>>547469496
You did atleast get to do the first one, right?
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>>547471017
so i figured it out
the beautiful and talented minds at r* made the entire mrs baker questline unavailable in inv only
no icon in the casino, no calls, nothing
yes thats right you cannot launch INSTANCED missions from inv only
ffs
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Is my bank acccount cursed?
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>>547472565
you have 10 seconds to spend all of it or it's gone forever
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anyone here has a 190z on pc enhanced
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>>547474465
I do but soonest I can get on is tomorrow
If you didn't get it by then I can help you
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>>547474465
I do, but I'm laying in bed too lazy to get up on my day off
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>>547472565
you gotta earn 40444 or 50k and spend 9556
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>>547465884
That's Ms.* Baker to you, fuckboy.
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Hey guys. Just for fun, let's guess which of the two would be more accurate
>A heat seeking missile fired from a helicopter flying stably in a straight line
VS
>An uzi being fired one handed from a boat on choppy waters
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>>547464407
Shoot the safest set of cops in their car or when they get right out of it, then take their car. You're going to spam your hotkey for armor after that. Good luck kid.
West Texas ain't a kind place.
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>>547475819
Since we don't have wind or bullet drop in GTA V, an SMG bullet will go exactly where you're pointing the crosshair when its fired. The missile changes trajectory throughout its all flight, and is (presumably) chasing a moving target, so I expect it not hit what you're aiming at more often.
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>bored
>check awards for something to do
>quickie pharm 3/5
>drive to paleto
>drive to downtown
>drive to sandy shores
>drive to downtown
>drive to grape seed
>drive to downtown
HOLY FUCK and they want me to do 25 of these?
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>>547479960
50 if you want the platinum award
be a good goyslave to rockstar of david and get to work buddy
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I got a sneaky gold casino heist just about set up if someone wants to help me with that at some point this weekend
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why dont you fucking goys actually play the good gta games namely anything before gta 5
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>>547472565
It's cursed in Oriental folklore. Japanese, Koreans and especially Chinese think 4 is an unlucky number. If you send that image to a chinese player he would probably kill himself out of extreme fear.
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>>547484570
Online is the best GTA by far.
Think about it, what are we missing from singleplayer? Story? Have you seen how awful R* writing is?
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>>547486140
gta 4 was the only good story in the franchise so far
everything else has either been subpar B-list Hollywood slop to keep the player moving from setpiece to setpiece, or non-existent
>>
>>547486412
GTA 4 is just as much an attempt to ape Hollywood. it mostly lifts from the Bratva movies, with elements of Little Odessa and Sopranos. It's just nobody catches it because it pulls from such obscure movies.
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>Join random casino heist
>big con
>two rando teammates
>Hard difficulty
>we actually clear out the vault completely
>complete the heist in one shot, no retries
>clear a clean $1,000,000
The other two guys took like an extra 5 minutes to lose the cops and reach the seller, but damn, was not expecting such smooth easy money
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>>547486665
NTA but GTA 4 was heavily inspired by The Sopranos/The Wire. It was not trying to emulate Hollywood, it was trying to emulate prime HBO. That's why it was so heavily praised.

And it was released at a time where storytelling in non-RPG video games were seen by devs as unimportant (the whole "hurr who cares about the Campaign, let's play multiplayer" 2000s era)

GTA 5 is peak Hollywood slop. HBO and by the extent most Television shows today is also Hollywood now, has been the case after Breaking Bad. Back before then, TV showrunners were authentic and genuine in the stories they wanted to tell.
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>>547487227
I acknowledged the Sopranos influence. I suggest checking out the movies I mentioned, several characters like Faustin and Roman are lifted straight from them. Niko himself is inspired by the protagonist of Behind Enemy Lines.
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>>547487227
>That's why it was so heavily praised.
By who?
Literally everyone was making fun of the ludo narrative dissonance, it became a huge meme because of it.
GTA 5 was praised because it had 3 different characters and Trevor being crazy so you could be a psycho without ruining the story.
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>>547487227
and for the record, 5 isn't the first one to shamelessly wear its inspirations on it's sleeve. much of San Andreas is direct homages to Boyz N Da Hood, Menace 2 Society, Colors, and Blood In Blood Out. Vice City is pretty much a shot for shot remake of Scarface with some elements of Miami Vice and The Godfather thrown in.
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>goy
>slop
>rockstar of david
go back to /v/
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>>547479960
I don't have a problem doing these I like driving around but having to go up from downtown LS to Paleto, then back to LS, then to Sandy Shores, then back to LS is dumbfuck game design.
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>>547484563
PC?
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>>547474465
I do if you're still here. I'm about to get on for a bit. Name is TheKeynon
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>>547495672
Same, but I aint sharing.
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>>547496058
>811 Topless
hold on, is there a coupe/hardtop one?
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>casino heist career challenge
>steal 50 million
>steal 8 million with diamonds
>progress only goes up by 2 million (my take)
That's not really "steal", eh Rockstar? That's earn.
Fucking morons can't even write their stupid challenges right.
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>>547497626
It's one of the few cars that gives you the option to modify the roof style.
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>>547493275
Ya. We don't actually have consolefags here, do we?
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>>547502167
more than you'd think, but not many.
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>>547349108
mein neger
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>>547419663
they nerfed the selling,after selling one vehicle,the next one will have it sell price down by 25% and so on,it has a one day cooldown i think
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>>547504529
it's just a prank bro. Btw bugstar will turn aggressive anyway
>>547503971
why do we still have the vice city blista model and no updates whatsoever?
Don't get me wrong, i like the blista compact but would like a 2 millions EF8 with current days polygons and modifications
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>>547505017
wtf i sold like 3 cars yesterday FUCK
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>>547506091
just get rid of them if you really need to and do the cayo replay glitch with the autohotkey script (it's a firewall that blocks the rockstar server using hotkeys)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SflgSh6-9w
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>>547505472
>it's just a prank bro. Btw bugstar will turn aggressive anyway
Well, not if you get the disguises. Just make sure to take out every enemy from behind or it bugs out and the game doesn't let you change.
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>buy mansion, get mission string from the IAA to help them come down on every single mission giver we've had up to that point
>ending cutscene of the final mission shows our character getting into a car, turning the ignition, and the car explodes
>credits roll, "thanks for playing GTAO, here's a bonus for when you link your account to GTAO2"
>character wiped
imagine
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>>547520430
>here's a bonus for when you link your account to GTAO2
> its a lower back tattoo
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>>547520430
we got at least another year of updates
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>tfw no one to do the casino heist with
diamonds are the target, haven't done one of these in a while
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>>547520430
I rather a mission icon just appear at your mansion with no fanfare.
IAA and FIB are under new management and they come for you full force, they get assistance from Merryweather because Percival is sick of your shit..
The contacts you've made do what they can and help you get to your sub with have been taken to Paleto, On the way you rescue Pavel who has been captured. You reach where they're keeping your sub and assault it, Lamar and Franklin give support. You say your goodbyes and you and Pavel take the sub and vanish.
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you think R* will ever fix this?
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>>547121853
Show Hardys
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>>547520430
It really isn't GTA until you've double-crossed your prior employers.
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>>546794710
I owe you something
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>>547520430
unironically kino
make it so this mission only activates when you buy gta 6
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>>547520430
I was thinking that too, gtao's "story" should end with the player dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3teffaC_eE
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the only npc I would genuinely love to kill is LJT, it's like the #1 priority they had when designing LJT was "how can we make this npc as annoying as possible and beyond"
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which gta5/gtao character should return in gta 6?
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>>547537331
Agent 14
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>>547537331
rickie lukens
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>One rim simply does not reflect light
I don't see it in normal gameplay, but it still bugs the crap out of me
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>>547539846
Small indie dev
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>>547212856
Bro come ON, you clearly missed the memo. The daily visitor bonus for the casino is DOUBLED. It's literally free money, doubled this week. You must be retarded if you don't see the sheer profit people are making in the next few days
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>>547537331
Me, as one of the ammunation girls.
>>547537770
Oh hey there's a character I haven't seen in a while... Nice I'll add this to the leopard print cover.
Only 3 more needed.
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>>547521485
>he believes
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>>547566491
They'll scrape something together, they always do.
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>try to join diamond heist
>insta kicked
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I never had this amount of money on me at one time before
surely this will be enough for the mansions update
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>>547532306
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>use quick join to join randos for diamond casino for funsies
>silent & sneaky
>everything goes smooth as fuck, 0 problems
>almost got everything, had to take half of the last one
>they didn't cap their framerate to 60 so we got desynched on escape
I'm not even mad it was fast enough that I didn't waste time but the host must be pissed off about it happening
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>>547532306
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3502501490
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>>547580362
Anon this is an image board
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>>547580565
but I'm too lazy to re-save that old image
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>Rockstar will not listen to player feedback
>6 Online will have the Opressor MK2 or something even more broken on launch
Yes, I'm mad. Some faggot blew up my hearse while I was trying to steal security passes
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>yesterday
>joining heists smoothly, quick join and invite
>today
>infinite loadscreens, loading into empty garages, spawning under the map and falling
This game is such a piece of shit, my god
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>>547575750
I think this is one of the cars I don't have space to buy, but my Remus is a copy of Little D's cause I thought he was a funny character.
>>547567045
That happens with every mode, it's just people trying to play with friends but too stupid to close the lobby.
>>547580682
>not posting from earl
>>547484434
Thankfully it's only 20, I can suffer once a day for less than a month... for 800 RP... No I don't know why I am like this.
>>547492717
I'm not one to complain about driving in a GTA game, but yeah that was absurd, 21 minutes of driving back and forth... at least I guess it's really unlikely to happen again.
>>547572571
I got a feeling that mansions might be relatively cheap, the expensive part might be furnishing it, sort of like the casino penthouse.
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>>547451203
Nice, let me restart that without a horny picture cause I think it turns people away.

>Post your favorite
>Vehicle
>Outfit
>Weapon
>Bonus points if all 3 in the same picture
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>>547581262
you're retarded. 6 won't even have an online mode
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I'm always impressed by how personally most people take it when you claim their bounty.
This guy immediately got in his deluxo and chased after me.

Like, I did you a favor, guy. You don't have that hanging over you anymore
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Wow, that turned out like fucking shit. I gave the webm converter 4mb to work with and it gives me that garbage
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>>547587660
>he doesnt use ffmpeg
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>>547589975
>bugstars
>actually using the elevator
Just use the laundry route.
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Are salvage yard heists just the same 3 over and over? Casino with LSDS disguise, break King Tiny out of prison, Arena War robbery with LS Panic disguise?
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>>547592605
There's 5 different heists, but Rockstar likes repeats
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>>547592763
That's disheartening.
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>>547593137
emphasis on ten
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One shot to the chest with the .50 gun isn't even lethal.
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Which GTA games are worth playing if you have no nostalgia? My parents wouldn't let me play them as a kid, so the only one I've played outside of at a friend's house is V.
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How long am I supposed to wait between raids when no_save glitching Casino?
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>chud
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>>547609626
>not even one
>only half
It should take 2 shots to kill, just do the math.
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the sultan classic has duel exhausts, but the RS classic doesn't? it even has a bumper that fits a second exhaust but it doesn't exist?
the rally sport version.... doesn't have duel exhausts....
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Meowdy
Any good mods for GTA IV? I played for 40 minutes and am absolutely filtered by how realistic the turning is. Can I mod it to be more arcade-y "it jus werks"?
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This looks incredibly uncomfortable
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>>547616773
like one of them chewing gums
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>>547616773
Look like pic related.
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>>547615508
Are you expecting Rockstar to make sensible decisions?
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>Realized I forgot to set the heist to hard when I'm a kilometer away from the buyer
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>>547621740
>diamonds
>but not hard mode
>rip 2 million
fuck me for trying to have a little change of pace
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>>547621740
lol
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>>547611459
GTA IV and DLC's are good. The DLC's more so since there's more fucking around features, like replayable races and gang wars.

San Andreas goes without saying, that's like general gaming culture.
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>>547172408
>• Diamond Casino Heist Finale (GTA+ guaranteed Diamonds in the vault)
wait so are diamonds only for gta+ members or are diamonds in the loot pool right now but spawn chance is random?
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>>547635763
Only for pay piggies.
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>>547647650
Isn't that just the X80 that came out 12 years ago?
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>>547647937
NTA that's the Deveste Eight
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>>547282857
Los Santos Drug Wars proved they know how to do this.
Why they haven't yet makes no sense.
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>>547635763
only for paypiggies, better cough up those 8 bucks if you want the big ingame bucks for your mansion
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Hey I just applied to the crew: rara_4
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10 ways to decorate your mansion
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>>547647650
>you're one ugly motherfucker
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>>547683651
fill it with unreleased toy cars
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>dots hacking minigame blocks you're phat
what do
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>You can only Quickjoin a Casino heist finale once every hour
Is that just for this week? Even with the cooldown, it seems to be better money than doing your own heist. At 15%, you can clear 4-500k
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>>547687573
Get level 2 keycards so you can avoid it
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>>547688531
not my heist
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ngl getting fed up with connection issues
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>>547687573
Either
>complete cause it's not that hard
or
>quit because i'm already annoyed at the team
>>547687594
That's for every heist and it has been in the game since forever.
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>>547692798
Have they addressed this at all? I keep having extreme connection issues since the cloudflare failure last week. It keeps trying to pull the "transaction pending" bullshit on me.
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>10% discount for Pedal and Metal
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>>547694607
I've gotten 2 of them in the last week and a half
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>>547693378
>has rockstar addressed a technical issue that isn't related to getting extra money
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>>547696660
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>le mantrap disconnect
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Randoms are so fucking slow when it comes to hacking. How does it take you three minutes to get past 2 fingerprints?
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not a bad run. I think 3 people is optimal for the casino.
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>>547700926
likely the first time they're seeing it
casino hacks aren't anywhere else in the game iirc
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>>547700926
What pisses me off even more so is when the host didn't get the key passes.
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>>547683651
You reaction when the shelves automatically populate with physical trophies that represent the career progress completion tiers?
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I was playing various GTA clones of the 2000s and I noticed that many had better hand to hand combat. Probably to compensate for other shortcomings and unflattering comparisons for being too derivative and having no standout features.
GTA H2H was always very basic, GTA IV being the best of the bunch. And I know that it's more "realistic" because why memorize dozens of combos and have elaborate jiu-jitsu takedowns when you're gonna spend most of the combat encounters shooting at people anyway, but I wonder if Rockstar would ever consider implementing more complex melee combat. (if GTA6 ever comes out, lmao)
Maybe add fight clubs to show those moves off.
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>>547706583
Given the last few area designs where you get more for not just shooting everyone in the head, moving towards a better shakedown system involving melee would be cool but is probably not going to happen since Americans really do shoot each other more often since they're too fat to fightfight
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>>547703941
>some coke addled whore on the loose outside of a rundown building
Most accurate depiction of LA
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>>547704587
It's not gonna make me ever try do get the doomsday heist stuff, but I like seeing little awards for what I have done.
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>>547706583
RDR2 was surprisingly deep and fun just by itself. I'd be happy if 6 just ports that over without fucking it up
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Do you think this is enough for the mansions?
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>>547726232
Each mansion will cost 240 million, with a limit of 10 mansions that you're allowed to buy simultaneously.
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>>547726232
70 million has been the usual "buy everything in day 1" amount of money, but considering how every DLC has been coming with less and less stuff, I don't doubt you'll have some left over.
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>>547726715
past few updated weren't more than 30-40m
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>>547537331
agent 14
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>nightclub sale
>vinewood location
>find the buyer
>mirror park
>sale complete before global tracker goes off
You love to see it.
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>>547726715
>>547731501
Even if you really were trying to blow money, there just isn't going to be enough worthwhile stuff to spend it on. The cars don't perform well enough to warrant owning them, they're just not that fun. Properties are meh, businesses are kind of okay at best, that leaves... clothing and aircraft. Clothing in this game is fuck ugly. Aircraft are only great to collect and then sit in the hangar(s) gathering dust.
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>>547736442
based fellow vinewood nightclub owner
also the ideal location if the sale is up north somewhere
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KINO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E6DcuLigCWA
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>>547737870
Honestly those sound terrible, super unfinished.
In the topic of awful GTA things...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjX4FOJEhrU
BITE ME TWICE!
HE'S GOT-GOT-GOT-GOT A GUN!
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R* made Vice City FM for GTA IV. I wonder why V didn't that and a Liberty City version.
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>>547587482
I always immediately put a bounty on whoever kills me for my bounty
Then I leave the session
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Only reason I do this mission is because I like how this scene looks.



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