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>They finally give us 5 borrows>don't need them any more because have 9* parentsWhat a shame
>>547209517She just what?
I'm not bothering with more runs to get mile S fuck this
>>547209581Please stop. Neicha is for debuffs and 3rd place only, not as an ace.
>>547209640YOU WILL SEE
>>547209581The Mile CM starts in less than 12 hours, what do you mean you were still making aces for it, we're all making Long Aces now anon.
>>547209387late/end get unbrockedreal answer is lates get pearl and flash and ends get a second shakur that's even worse than the wit one
An Ace must know when to rest.
>>547209680I'm reusing my long aces from previous CM...
>>547209565asdhjhkAAAAA
>love my tachyon.Who's your ace uma in legend races?
>>547209816whatever ace candidate I've just finished training for that CM
I am not entirely sure how i feel about her, but she sure is different from the regular "ooh i must win" etc umas
Are (You) excited for Cinderella Gray this week?
>>547209783Uwah, isn't that kind of lame toraina-san~? Reusing an Uma instead of making an even stronger one? Don't tell me you're...scared of Unity Cup, it's soooooo easy, you should be having all kinds of S and S+ Tier Umas now, unless you're...a total loser~
Seiun Sky status for Libra?Hopeful? Hopeless?
>>547209853she's a funny little freaki like having her around
oh hey, they implemented the rest of this event
>>547209898hopeless. if you run her it's a SOVL pick and i will be impressed if you win
>>547209902Goblin mascot (won 3000 G1s btw)
she is NOT getting updrafters...
With Digitan released, it is now acceptable to use the word 'simp' unironically in this thread
Why is Mayano so thirsty for torainer cock tho?
>>547210117holy moly>captcha related
Digitan is literally me
>>547209724she looks like an american girl that played around with my dick when i was a kid on vacationblonde and same type of shirt..
>>547210117What an impressionable young uma.
>Digital being down bad is a front like Obey>its just a way to research her enemies
>>547210117Be a good trainer and help her become a proper grown up!
>>547209406me trying to train cleric Grass BLUNDER and failing multiple sub 10% fail chance trainingsall I wanted was digitan and I got stuck with this stupid fat piece of shit I am going to turn her into GLUE
>Endcloser maya loses URA quarterfinals with 4 clocksOh come on why nobody warned me that it would put a fucking 3600m race
>checked clipboardwhat did the game mean by this
>>547210338You need to do at least two optional medium races on Maya to avoid long URA
>>547204921Maru has no speciality rate despite the good training so she's comparable to a better tabbo card. You're taking her for the skills.Tachyon is comparable to kitasan, with a skillpoint bonus instead of power bonus (and no fancount bonus) and worth taking as a second speed card even if you're not running pace.but both are like a year away (1.5 anniversary)Real answer is get matikane speed.
>>547210372it's event missions
Missing: 70 speed 20 power 50 wit. Doable with better speed rainbow rng
>>547210569deck?
>he fell for the 1000 stamina + 2 gold recoveries meme
very cool pose
Got Agnes Digital in 96 rolls (and El Condor Pasa alt). Nice, my stables keeps growing.
>>547210650
>>547210714Cute stomach
Why would you oshi a horse that doesn't have a single triple crown?
>>5472106931000 is already the minimum broThe real gaslight is 1100-1200
>>547210802there are literally two of them in global
>>547210802Because she cute
>>547210880Not with that haircut
>>547210875So?
>>547210927Fuck. Off.
Teio a cute!
>>547210927Here you go then
????
>>547211089cuteher hair isn't super flattering but at least it isn't ryan tier
>>547210426How far is matikane speed from kitasan black? Can I reach at the very least 50k carats inbetween or is it just a skip because I will not be able to double spark anyways?
>>547210802Pretty sure Urara is quite popular.
I don't understand it at all
>>547211089Your pic is unironically better.What she has in game is on par with bald neicha and Ryan's haircut.
>>547211143not even a monthyou wouldn't even be using her for another two btw
>>547210765So is a lvl 40 R riko better than level 30 SRR Riko?
>>547210338>sprint A
>Don't have Oguri>Don't have Brian>Don't have RudolphLibra sure is looking fun. I love our stupid fucking borrow limit. I love all of my runs getting fucked to RNG in some way so my precious borrows go to waste. Doubly annoying because I have Taiki and Maruzensky but their signature skills are gonna suck shit in Libra cup.
Well, time to farm for Fuji CM6 aces
>>547211283yes
Pervert
>>547210426nah she has specialty rate its just kinda low (35) but she has some good things at lb0 like spd and pwr bonus
FUCKASS CARD WON'T TURN ORANGE
>>547210802I don't get this mindset where people only care about winning and not competing. It's probably why there are so many sour losers i ranked games everywhere.
>>547211223>on par with RyanThat's too far bro
>>547211325all you need is ryan
>>547211253easy skip then I guess... I'll save for tachyon
sometimes this game reminds to the old VN I used to play
>>547211325for most people cm6 is going to be another statcheck, just htting long S + max speed + stam requirement + 2-3 golds is going to be a win
>>547211391Yada
>>547211391Why is the straw down there?
Taishin is such a menhera like girl what is wrong with you
>>547211359I fucking hate this character. Flavor of the week uma, we will forget about her in a month
>Think the run is dead>Go to torpedo it>Still wins
>5 double circles>lose the finals>can't clock this shitaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT
>>547211325>pick one of oguri or rudolph as grandparent>ryan parent>random high affinity parent >roll for inspirationit's really that easy
the good old days
>>547211427>bald neicha > ryanfuckumao
>>547211318bwo I'm trying to make a TT team and she's the only one left I can raise to A sprint... that's why the stamina is the bare minimum... or so I thought
>>547211610bwo, your bakushin+air groove+halo poorfag trinity?
>>547211223>>547211585you talking shit neigha?
>>547211680bwo air groove is already carrying the medium team bwo and I am using bakushin and kingu already
Stop shittalking luscious uma mane with your receding hairline
>>547211707Mao Zedong looking neigha
>>547211325there were people making Maru with double circles last CM, all you need is a lot of wins for high parent affinity
>>547211610>Aiming for a sprinter statline with someone that's forced to run 3200m races
So is there a guide for raising TT umas?
>>547211840but enough about king halo
>>547211774bwo...
>>547211791I believe that all anons in this thread are thin, tall, have a head full of hair, big dick and a lively voice.
kino
>>547211921Ohhh fuck I forgot she has to do that. And I was thinking of replacing mine too SHIT
>>547211998I'm some of these things but I'm not telling you which
>>547211910Buy skills that activate and pump wit to 600 minimum. That's literally it.
>>547211998Eh, three out of five’s not bad
>>5472119982/5
DOUBLE NIGGER
Wife on the left and her friend on the right
>>547212075so it doesn't matter if the uma doesn't win?
is your team ready? for me it's wife Air Groove (pace)Oguri Cap as in PEAK (late)Gold City (late)and backup Suzuka (regular front)
Hey
bros, is it time?
>>547212252For me it's my oshis Taiki, Vodka and Grass
Is there any reason digitan gets wet conditions at level 2? I think it has something to do with her character but I can't put my finger on it.
>@VF
>try to do my last mile ace>get mile S as raisu>fail at harutenI have never felt so embarassed
>>547212252sure isgot my powerlet grassmy okay cityand my ________
>>5472119981/5
Why doesn't Turf queens just beat riko?
>>547212349where
>>547212270the apex more like the jobbers
>>5472119984/5 good enough
>>547211791>Stop shittalking luscious u-shut up
Should I pick blue bloom or team carrot when making a taishin ace for libra? Cooldown is way cheaper than sleeping lion but I'd be losing out on a fairly reliable way to get nimble nav.
hey
>only have one 3* mile parent>borrow 9* mile every time for 12* mile total>still not a single mile Sfuck it I'm done
>>547212185is Oguri autistic?
>>547211998four out of five good enough
>>547212270the apex is fine
Spe, you daughters are getting married
>>547211840Bwo I won the 3000+ races in career with 550-ish stamina no problem, but the URA 3600m caught me offguard bwo
W-We take those?
>>547211921>>547212056But King only has to run in Kikuka Sho, she doesn't even need to place
>>547212252taiki ryan king halo
>>547211998>3/5The more points you get the more your uma will rape you btw.
>>547212596a win is a win
>>547212596You know what we call that? Undefeated
>>547212382WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREBUENA IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>547211910see >>542546446Repeating golds matter more in long races and allegedly, the wit for subsequent activations is higher.Also pick a seasonal runner that you can reliably get (if you have Fine Motion then Fall Runner; if you have a 3 or 9 blue parent with winter runner then you try to pick that) since TT obviously picks a season for all 5 races.For long, aim for a particular race length (so instead of having 1 that survives 3000m and 2 that are good for 3600m you focus on 3000m).According to one of the gaslight documents, medium races are ~77% standard distance.If you're building frontrunners, use early lead rather than GW.Your goal is to either score way high than you should be able to (cheesing class placement) or to build decent umas according to your available cards and legacies (playing the TT "properly") which gets you more wins and in return RNG reward chests and +2 bond from winning rather than the +1 bond from losing, across 15 umas.>>547212215No, you're doing TT races for the week's high score.
so is this a good deck for libra, for a 0 spd growth uma atleast
>>547212554No, she's hungry.
>>547212535Manhattan Glowie...
>>547212382>torena's tie is the same pattern as her ear coverscute
sovl unique animation but why the fuck does it stutter, john cygames
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MILE S NYAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
>>547212596SWEEP tosho
>junior year>3 sleep deprived>0 nightowlsI mean, thanks, but what the fuck.
>>547212703Thank you anon.
>>547212596Team Jobbers
>>547212786fatass oinker
>>547212252taishin, vodka, gold city
>>547212786THAR SHE BLOOOOWS
>>547212786>no bikobricked
Also bwos>borrow bakushin instead of kitasan black once for the sprint skills>cap stamina 2 turns to the end on mayano 0% stamina growthhmmm I'm nooticing
>>547212949pic?
>>547212786>65% total TEThe only way you can achieve S
she can't keep getting away with it
>Geting mogged in the URA finals by ZenithIs there a way to go back and buy skills?
I have an announcement to makeI no longer trust simulators
>>547212949I meant *speed, I'm retarded, I don't deserve grown up adult umas such as maya-tan
>>547212567>>547212430yeppers
>>547211503That one's for youDrink up
>>547213030
>>547212786BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>547213030>Is there a way to go back and buy skills?QOL update in the future sorry
>>547212786> Witness the white bear of the poles, and the white shark of the tropics; what but their smooth, flaky whiteness makes them the transcendent horrors they are? That ghastly whiteness it is which imparts such an abhorrent mildness, even more loathsome than terrific, to the dumb gloating of their aspect. So that not the fierce-fanged tiger in his heraldic coat can so stagger courage as the white-shrouded bear or shark.
I'm done brian bros shit is impossible, tenno sho ruins some runs still even in aoharu. investing in Pasa or Oguri stocks
>>547213034which one?
Got Digitan in 70 rolls. Also got spooked by 3 umas I didn't have - Curren the Whore, Taishin the Angry Midget and Mayano the Child Bride.Very happy with these results.
>>547213024The what?
>>547213079She clutched it with the final clock. Fuck you Teio you smug shit
*steals your ura finals*
such a cursed oguri... at least i can technically run her, vodka and base maru temporarily
>>547213079
>>547211998>tallHaha...>have a head full of hairHaha.....>big dickI don't believe I was born with a penis but I wish I was since it'd be easier to get off
>>547213145All of them
>>547213160Artist? This was immaculately made
>>547211998>tall5'11 manlet>head full of hairyeah but they're turning white>big dick6 inches dicklet>lively voicedepressed mumble
>>547213171
>>547213195*cums inside you*Now what?
>>547212786
>>547213409She now also stole your trainee's trainer finalsYou just played yourself
>>547213334https://x.com/yomochi_ym
>>547213409Congratulations, you are now the father of many little cocons
The king's bussy...
>>547209872Wake me up when Inari One shows up
>>547213034you don't even need them anymore now that practice mode lets you race the same uma
Odds I try to train a new CM5 ace with my new Seiun Sky spookEvens I don't
Very stupid question but will unruffled trigger constantly for CM6?
>>547213024leave king to me
Is restart going to be any good this CM?
>>547213409>Steals your trainee's URA trophy>Steals your trainee's trainer
>>5472119983/5…
>>547213625They changed it from 4th or below to 2nd or below, so maybe.
>>547213561I meant to say consistently...
>>547213625I would wait until the Kitasan banner to restart, but you do you
Please look at my wife. Thank you.
>>547213758
What the fuck determines late start?I feel that it always happens for at least one of my Umas
>>547213625nyo
>>547213758I don't remember posting this
>>547211998If a 4/5 is enough for unity cup it's enough for me
>>547213793luck
I believe all trainers here are above average in intelligence, have at least middle-class wealth, rejected 3D women before, can socialize normally, and are clean.
any feetwhales around
>>547209895This is how you get raped on a desk.
ikuno..............dictus
>>547213195*jobs to riko*My parent run is safe
>>547213924Hey, I'm actually 5/5 in that. The only woman I rejected cried so hard I became an enemy of women in the entire class.
>>547213924what is a middle class wealth in these trying times
>>547211998>>547213924Guys don’t answer these; they’re umas wanting to stalk potential trainers/future husbands
Do you guys take these on borrow runs?
>>547213459King>>547213459Suzuka.I hate how i can easily tell which uma is it.
>>5472139245/5 baybeeone 3D woman i rejected was black
>>5472139243/5, consider 4/5 if living in a non-SEA shithole counts as middle class
>>547214108it's 3 double circles thats enough for me
>>5472141082 explosions or a ton of spirit trainings yesotherwise middle first and pray for the next 3
>>547214108If you popped at least two blues it should be safe
>>547214108No
>>547214119uh, bro?
>>547214108At worst those non @ will be draws
>>547214197I am drunk sorry anon.>>547213160This is King right?
>>547213986I have to confessI don't get this meme, or the Doto one
What do i click?
What should I keep and cut for Maru (non summer)She's got 1200 spd 1000 pwr so main goal is to stay ahead of my Taiki so she can activate her ult but also have the chance of winning sometimes.>Angling and Scheming>Right Handed 0>It's On>Early Lead>Fast Paced>Mile Straightaways 0>Mile Corners 0>Unyielding Spirit>Speed Eater>Front Runner Straightaways>SlipstreamI've got 177 skill points left without cutting any of the above. Things I'm considering>Shooting for Victory for when someone else has first>Straightaway Adept>Straightaway Acceleration>Nimble Navigator>Shifting Gears>Acceleration>Dodging Dangeror upgraded some 0 skills to 00Any advice?
>>547214108always gamble
>>547214274Why are you posting this again
>>547214254https://youtu.be/clYE6NNOIoU
would you handle a nagging little cocon wife?
races are so fucked up
FUCK YOU TOP GUN
>>547214389sex
>>547212786>S WHALESOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAA /UMA/ PIGGY LEVIATHANS! LET'S HEAR IT NOW FOR /UMA/ PIGGY LEVIATHANS! THE MOST SQUEALIEST, OINKIEST, BUHI'ING RAY OF LIGHT IN THE GENERAL YOU BRING YOUR UNLIMITED CARATS TO EACH CM, AS WELL - BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR FATE AS A PIGGY WHALE! THE FATE OF /UMA/ PIGGY LEVIATHANS! TRULY IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR OVERWHELMING GENEROSITY TO SHOW OFF THE GLORIOUS PISS-COLORED RADIANCE OF YOUR S RANK STYLENCE SOWZUKA THAT US PEASANTS COULD NEVER REACH, THIS GENERAL WOULD BE DOOMED WITHOUT ITS SHINING SUN, IT'S MONUMENT TO PIGGERY! TRULY A FUCKING SHAME THAT IN SPITE OF YOUR HERCULEAN PIGGERY THAT YOU CANNOT HIT THE STAMINA AND GUT REQUIREMENTS TO FATTEN UP YOUR PIGGY SOWZUKA SO SHE CAN REALISE HER TRUE POTENTIAL AND BLOSSOM AS AS AN OOPIGGER.WHAT A TRAGEDY IN 12 ACTS THAT COULD EVEN DRAW TEARS FROM STONE ITSELF.I'M JUST KIDDING GO FUCK YOURSELF. FUCK YOU.
RUN IS BRICKED
>>547214389My wife Bitter Grass is a good tardwrangler
>>547214389Little Cocon owes me sex as apology.
Why is she setting our wedding venue on fire?
>digitan smoked oguri fatFinally, the beast has fallen
>>547214297Don't cut anything.Shifting Gears, Nibble Navigator, or Straightaway Adept.Choose whichever. Things can be way too situational to be clear on which is best, but I'd go Nimble > Shifting > Straightaway.
you think digitan ever wakes up groggy in the morning, sees herself in the mirror and busts a nut on the spot thinking it was some other uma?
>>547214641She'll be back, better than ever.
Has anyone been banned yet for using hachimi?
>>547212786Suzucute
>>547214495
>>547214495>oopiggerokay i keked
How do I stop Teio from humping my face? t. toreina
disgusting gluttons
>buena>see that guy at the stadium? that's my childhood friend>see that trainer? that's my childhood friend>this trainer? my childhood friendPredebut year btwJesus fucking christWhat the hell lmao
>>547214713Oh and my final option was ignited spirit SPD since all 3 should have 1200 speed. Is that better than Nimble or Nimble still recommended?
>>547214989Benis in vagina :DDDD
>>547214495*smooches you*
>>547214785yes
Why is my best TT score a 3/5 win? Did something change with the scoring system?
>>547212252Orange girls.I've actually rolled a new Suzuka since then but roster is the same.
>>547215125No, everyone started to raise unity cup umas, so their umas are stronger than URA umas.
I don't play this game
>>547215125>His august 8th umas no longer win every racewow it's almost like you have to perform TT maintenance every season
>>547214495yeah i'm thinking based
>>547212582sex with cesario and vista, and then sex with spe
>>547214495BASED BASED BASED AS ALWAYS
>>547214274KILL YOURSELF
>>547212582What went wrong with spe? when spechud is a ningenlover?
*spoils the answer*
>>547215227Do stronger opponents who trigger more skills lead to the winners also earning higher scores?>>547215362My 5/5 wins score less is what I was getting at
>>547214495>oopigger
>>547215031About equal.The problem with your build and no Groundworks is that against any other Fronts who are going to be brought on around 2nd round and finals she's going to lose. Ignited SPD and Shifting Gears would help you compete to get 1st position for Angling, but against other Fronts with Groundworks you won't compete.So you're S.Maru unfortunately basically comes down to beating another hastily incomplete Front. I'd get Nimble just to gamble a win.
>>547215154Inpressive, very nice.
>>547215592Tamamo Croccs
>>547212252I think they're ready. Prepared both a big and small niger Suzuka just in case.
Generally speaking, is it a bad idea to bring multiple same positions to a cm? My third runner will be kind of a whatever/whoever, but I have a very good Taiki and a Vodka. Should I avoid pace chasers here? They'd be spot struggling wouldn't they? Also I assume a lot of pace chasers this cm.
>>547215592>crocslmao
>>547215592what an evil uma, trying to lure a trainer like that with those crocs
ウシ娘
>>547215721why is she provoking me like that?
>>547215668>>547215619>>547215694please understand, Tamamo is too poor for sexier footwear
Perhaps I should actually do the mile tour instead of doing the humiliating ritual that is the classic tour….
I am ugly.Give me an ugly uma wife that would accept me please.
>>547215786Umapyoi is desired
>>547215862ticket
>>547215862Mejiro Ryan
>>547213983GIWTWM
>>547215862Digital
>>547215862shakur
You have 5 more borrows today.You can make her stronger. Better.Believe.
>>547215862transcend
why do none of these whores want to come to speed training
>>547216130im punting to next CM and making parents for long
>>547216130Mhm... nyo
How impossible is it to have 30% hp left to proc El Condor Pasa unique in Virgo? She's cute and good parent for a lot of my other horses, I kinda want to run her as my third and maybe hopefully luck into a semi-usable parent (done her career like 2-3 times before this).
>>547216130Getting mile S + shadow break on my taiki is so fucking tiring with her shit affinity with brian
>>547212684Get off 4chan, Curren
>>547215862gold city
Fuck Fuck Marry
fuckass horse
>>547215862There aren't any ugly ones. A few have controversial hair, is all.
>>547215592still would
>>547214049>StalkCoward. Come straight and rape me like a true horny athlete
>>547213034can you make another announcement i need a post to read
>>547216130I need to fix my Vodka but I think this team is ok
>>547216357Thought it was cropped futa handjob porn, turns out they were just massaging her shoulder.
>>547215862twinturbo
>>547216313I love mares
>>547215862>>547216361There is the mob Umas
>>547216357foursome with all of them
>>547216609if only she was a grey stallion
Should I even take corner conniseur on Oguri for this cm...
>>547215592i fucking hate this evil horse
>>547216758I can see it
>>547216758I see it.
>>547216708you have 25% for it to work so its a gambling accel
>>547216758becoming a family with Tama-chan
>>547216758Bro?
>>547216521>firm conditions debuff>debuff debuff
>>547216758見えてる...
>>547216758crop better bro
>>547214495Thanks for the image anon
>>547211840i won arima on s.maruzen with only 777 and 280 sta
my first digitan, do you think she can do it bros
>Felt like I could get away with partially unbricking my Kitasanless account today since I got Digitan in 50 rolls>Do three multis>Two Bikos, enough to MLB my 2LB Biko>One ZRR, enough to MLB my 3LB ZRR>One Sweep Tosho to make her 2LBI think this is a good sign bros! I've never been this lucky before in any gacha I've played.
>>547216313Marry+Fuck+Fap, Marry+Fuck+Fap, pass
>>547216983EXPLODE
>>547216983In response to this, you must leave seven offerings to Shiraoki on each of seven consecutive days
Post your CM5 status.
>>547216983WHY YOU LAUGHING BRIAN THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT
>>547216758are we posting cropping porn now?
>>547216983congratshappy for younice
>>547217129i require a tp potion for every career
>>547216940The Riko card isn't max'd
>>547217106The best I can do is draw Fuku-chan seven days in a row before Kitasan's rerun banner
>>547212252For me it's wifegroove, taiki, and wodka
>>547216758>mfw he cropped too few of pixels
>>547217129Finally.>NHK Mile Cup>Dahby>Yasuda Kinen>Takarazuka KinenFix it soon so I can run these without consequences.
>>547217275Yeah do that.
>Already done with the monthly quotaGuess i can start abandoning my brick runs...
>>547215862digitang
>>547217358based threesome enjoyer
>5 borrows>zero mile Sholy shit digitan's affinity is horseshitt. using ryan
>>547217256Let’s see your maxed riko then
SOUKAKAZE WA KONNA NI MO JIYUU DEHAZUMU DAICHI GA KODO O HAYAMERUMABUSHII KAZE WA SUGU SOKO NIKONO ASHIOTO WA ZUTTO HIBIITERUHITOTSU TADA HITOTSU NO NEGAIGOTODOUKA KONO IBUKI O EIEN NIMOTTO MOTTO ZUTTOHASHIRI TSUZUKETEDATTE KITTO BOKU WAKAZE NI NARERU KARA
>>547217690
Stop splitting up my cards for friendship/unity trainings.
Is this a good card
>watch JP streamer>he also calls rudolf "luna chan"cute..
ENTER AGNES DIGITAN
>>547217949No, your Sweep Tosho mlb is better. Only use Teio if you want Rushing Gale!
>>547215862Air Shakur
>>547214495I kneel
Name an uglier uma than TM Opera.You cannot.
>>547217129APOLOGEMS NOW
>>547217949Not even Teio herself would benefit from this if she could use her own support card
>>547217129>the compensation is 50 carats
>>547217949It wasn't good even when Rushing Gale was still a novelty prior to Riko release.
>>547217867>called my bluff
>>547218121Why do i see random whales borrow MLB Teio on Taiki?
>>547217949It's ok as an side/upgraded King Halo (less spec prio but better stats and 10 race bonus). Having Prudent Positioning is nice now if you are trying to get that combo.
>>547218315my bro thighs are strong
Any Uma like Agnes Digital, but simps for Toreina?
>>547217129I fucking knew it, those niggers
>Luna-chan
>>547218304Is that with 2 speed? If someone is trying to highroll with Kita+Teio compared to Kita+Biko, you might end up with higher power I guess?I think Kita+Biko is just going to be better generally and you don't need more speed cards on Taiki.
>>547217129Wtf you neighers told me it was working as intended.
>>547218304Because she gives decent hints for Pace Chasers and if you want the hints there is no Speed SSR or SR alternative for her.
>>547218412you are always a rookie trainer starting from zero, kinda hard to have someone simping for you
>>547217129Now we just need them to acknowledge that the rate of getting Riko to date you has not been raised as intended.
Which one /uma/?>mile Sthey're both beating my Mile S taikis on my practice rooms. both have roughly equal winrate. tested on a 2 front, 3 pace, 4 late room.
Cyjews definitely lied about less burdensome bad events after the patch, I still regularly can't heal bad conditions in infirmary, often after going there twice. Sure feels great waste 2 turns for nothing.Fuck them.
>>547218636Right wins.
>>547218618Right after they realize the g1 affinity changes weren't pushed live either.
sweet, finally i can move my pasa to mile or medium
>>547218636I think right but just try them in a practice room
Raped.
>LoH practice room>anime mc queen wins on a dirt trackwtf did I just witness
>>547218526You will marry your fellow otaku doshi
>>547218717I didn't think those were supposed to be included.
>>547218906What you saw there is the duty of dignity
Agemasen
Digitan LOVE
FUEEEEEE ARIGATAKI SHIAWASEEEEEEEE
Now that Digital is officially out, did reddit and twitter stop mischaracterizing digital as a lesbian?
You guys are fucking retarded.
Are we rolling mummy mommy or vampire showa?
>>547219483Hanukkah oguri
>>547219481Rice wouldn't say this
>>547219471I took a look at reddit about the buena vista story and some they/thems copes that the trainer is female so it's still yuri
>>547219471She is not beating the allegations
>>547219483Rice but it'd be nice to get both.
>>547219481always will be
>>547219481Yes I am fucking the retarded
When digitan shakes like a lot and has her hands in her face is she having an orgasm
>>547219743licking this tummy
>>547219697kingu is not beating the anal queen allegations
>>547211998>thinI'm close to the optimal BMI (45kg) for my height.>tall153cm, half the Umas are taller than me.>head full of hairCorrect!>Lively voiceNo I sound gross and have an accent that most people would make fun of because they wouldn't know what I'm saying.
>>547219535>Happy Holidays Oguri>Winter Oguri>Kwanzaa Oguri>Winterval Oguri>Season's Greetings Oguri>End of Cygame's fiscal year Oguri
>>547219850I could bench this anon.
>>547219903>Smissmas Oguri
>>547211998I only have 1 of those, my voice is lively.What uma is there for me? I'm white not SEA btw.
>>547214495the original anon is back i kneel
>>547219679well maybe they have something back it up right? let's see who was Buena Vista trainer's IRL. Oh, it was Hiroyoshi Matsuda a male, well maybe her jockeys for sure were... all males. Reddit coping with actual facts is always sad and funny
>>547218704>>547218846Can I ask why? From my view the one with head-on and descent should win, but right somehow wins more from doing more tests. Even umalator agrees.
Digiwife
>>547220009Right has descent too, Triumphant Pulse >>>>>>> Plancha, right has more speed skills.
>>547220009She passed the 901 power bonus
>>547219850>Someone is actually shorter than me (159cm)
Aw man, sorter almost made them perfect
>>547219471assuming that barely half of them read the stories
>>547219850>>547220168>actual girls in my /uma/hmmmmmm
>>547219471She is bi
>>547219850are you a woman?
Whenever Digitan says "simp" I belly laugh for like five minutes and take a screenshot for Twitter. It's so fucking funny.
so...libra is just gold shit again?
>>547220257yeah, she takes it from both holes
>>547220304and Mayachi
>>547220304Goldshi CMGoldshi gameGoldshi franchiseGoldshi world
>>547220246are you surprised? a lot of my femoid friends play uma and were into it before global was even out
>Missed Mile SAw fiddlesticks.
>>547219996it was mega funny reading the cope
>>547220304I have already seen it, she zooms all the way from the start of the mid race to the last spurt, goldship doesn't care there is a huge uphill section during half of the race. You won't lose to whale goldships, you will lose to F2P S rank goldships, and there is nothing you can do about it. Unless you get hesitant end closers on all 3 of your runners.
>>547219983>smelly bald ojisanRaisu
>>547220009right has more power and pulse and better skills overall. But if left wins more in practice rooms in the actual game (dont trust the gaslightlator) then just run left.
>>547220426cute shion
4th run
>>547220434meanwhile we are eating good
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS MAKING GOOD RICE SHOWERS FOR MILE? HOW ARE YOU SURVIVING AND GETTING FIRST PLACE FOR HER FUCKING RETARDED YOU HAVE TO GET 1ST PLACE OR DIE IN THIS LONG RACE OF 3200 WITHOUT ANY BLUES? HOOOOOOW!?
>>547220645Mating Press Digital
>>547211998>thinyes>tallaverage>head full of hairyes>big dickyes but i'm a bottom so it's useless>lively voicei disagree, but people say i do so...
W-what's going on?I crashed out of the game, and now it's crashed two more times when I've tried to load back in
>>547220645>offpakoI watched too many nip streamers doing this to know how it will end
>>547220304Long CM are far and away the worstterrible runs plagued by running shit ass cards to pass the stamina check and/or agemasen terrible races that are already over by the last cornereveryone running the exact same builds because there's no room to experiment since 700+ points will have to go to stamina skills
>>547220645remember to bring your best doujins to get her in the mood
>>547220686just pop bubbles on stamina it's not that hard
>>547220686I fumbled a fucking S mile run with raisu today because I'm a retard and lost haruten cause of low stam otherwise I would have an even better ricejust try getting atleast 560 stam
>>547213236>>547219850Female torainas aren't real. Mandatory penis installations for those who are walking without.
>>547220686>HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS MAKING GOOD RICE SHOWERS FOR MILE?This is an oxymoron unfortunately. Rice isn't that great. Descent is gamble, Blue Rose is still inconsistent, she had bad growth. >YOU HAVE TO GET 1ST PLACE 550 Stam around, whatever Guts you can get, and Late Surger.I am not joking. Pace kills you so bad even with Descent, Head-On, Speed Star, Duty, whatever my Rice was dying. Throw her to Later and she wins.If it is raining you are fucked.
>>547220246I think Curren chan is very cute and a female friend of mine loves her too
>>547220746>spoilerIt's too early in the morning to say that my neko
>Trainee's face when she got a female trainer
>>547220746why are you playing a game about horse girls anon
>>547220686I can do it with 7* stam, 1 MLB SR power card, and MLB riko. Capping speed with her is more of the problem.
>>547220686550 stam at least (i've won with as low as 490 but that was probably a fluke)run as late
For this CM i am bringing only the most fuckable umas
>>547220984you can be gay and like cocks and still play horse girl game anon nobody checks that..plus this isna STALLION game
>>547220984i play for the gameplay...
>>547221017based cunnyseur
>>547211998>thinlol no, farm boy diet made sure that's impossible>tallI'm no dane, but taller than average, I guess>hairYep, I can see from my grandparents that that won't be an issue>dickIt's like a cheese wheel>lively voiceI don't see it, but I've been told I have a voice for radioNone of this matters though since I'm a massive sperg
>>547221057hot and steamy threesome with these two
>>547220746favorite uma?
>>547211998>thinI'm getting there>tall5'10.5" manlet>head full of hairYes>big dick6.5" is big r-right?>lively voiceI have a pretty nerdy voice
goofy ahh
1 month until i get to play the game
>high roll 520-540k TT score before the update>build a bunch of S and high A+ TT Umas after the update>team rank goes up by 30k points>high roll 520k-540k TT scoreFuck you for telling me to upgrade my TT team gaslighting niggers.
>>547221017based and same. I hope I can get a better laisu but if not, whatever. She still wins sometimes
>>547220916what the hell, I know a female friend whose favourite is Curren chan, this cant be a coincidence
>>547221042>claims he's a fag>plays vn game where horse girls are for (you)You were touched when you were a kid
>>547221017>>547221331This is how the game is meant to be played
>Female trainers>Manlet trainers>Bottom trainers>Bald trainers...
>>547221408I'm nta nigga and uma is just a fun game
>>547221349what happened on Satono's Island
Do I need to remind you that Trainer Trainee contract is not a marriage contract.
>>547221428Abe would be sad...
>>547221349Dia cute
>>547221514Fight me
Wow holy shit URA scenario is super fucking hard now, wtf? I'm in classic early jun and so far the only race I've won has been the debut race. It's not like I don't even have skills, I have shooting star, shooting for victory, corner adept, hydrate. My wit is better than all the other umas and we have about the same guts and my speed stam and power double, some times triple theirs. What the fuck is going on here? I'm farming for affinity here and this run is already bricked
>>547210372The game will now let you know what races they want you to win for events
>>547221320You are not building TT umas you're just making Ace umas.For TT you want to buy skills that will activate every single race and the umas must have ults that will always activate no matter what. You also want a lot of skills too but not greens or debuffs. And the 3 umas of each team need to be spread out, you can't just send 3 front to mile, that's not how it works.You're just inflating your score without making any improvement to your team.
>>547221514Shut up Riko.
>turn 5 slow metabolismits over
>>547221729late surger?
>>547221729>he fell for the URA parent meme
Post (You)'re best ace for tomorrow
>>547221730Not him but QoL update for half anniversary is a god-send, or in this case, a 3 goddesses-send
>>547221817pace>>547221819I thought it would be simpler but at this rate I might go back to unity
Teio is being moody again, I think she needs more sex
>>547221819It's good if one of the parents are there to just win as many G1s as possible for affinity, as you don't want to do a lot of optional races in Unity.
>>547221269joke character btw
>>547222005Ye that's the plan, I'm making a sped week to make a nice nature parent to make an agnes tachyon, and since they're both med/long I was gonn run all the same g1s. Needless to say the runs were way more stable pre unity
>>547221793and then she failed a 3% speed spirit explosion laterfuck me
>>547222108I went from Matikanefukukitaru to Tachyon.
>>547222020>Digitan is the weird genius otaku that aces all the test yet had time to watch all the animeGod, I want to bully her.
>lost with S rank and all double circles>won with A rank and two crosses, a triangle, a double circle, and a circleI feel like I understand this mode less and less
>>547222020Digitan and Rob Roy having records like this despite looking like side characters makes them more appealing to me, ironically
>>547221736I do that tho, I buy a bunch of shitty golds that activate every time, like Prof of Curvature
>>547222161I'll borrow matikane for that, so I'm thing to make my own 9* uma
>>547222020Yeah so? The owner signed off to that.
>>547222196is funny how almost every trainer forgets about that ticket existence
>umaJP doing good money wise>global thriving eos never
>>547222345Yeah? We gotta win URA finaleLock the fuck in
>>547222381Umamusume is an ALIVE game, baby
I don't wanna play anymore. This bitch is getting absolutely fucking blitzed, how the fuck do you come 3rd in the tokyo derby with 600/500/400/200/300???
>>547222223Well I'm making an Agnes parent primarily to maximize affinity for XOguri as Agnes doesn't have the best affinity for her but U=ma2 is completely busted in XOguri's kit.
>>547222381umamusume 2 when?
>>547222345I mean it was a year ago and they never mentioned it since...
>>547221428add me as chronically ill trainer
>Run 3 speed cards on +20% uma>962 speed after senior yeari am quite confused
>>547222471makes sense, agnes is my end goal tho
>>547222507You have to click the Speed Training if you want to raise Speed anon.
>>547221827It's all riding on her
>>547221736People talk about ideal TT umas, but I always just throw in whatever the highest score is for each uma (assuming they get the right aptitudes) and retaining class 6 has not been an issue.
>>547222186The estimations are made on the average of your 3 runners. If you have 1 great ace and 2 jobbers, you'll have a bad prediction but win. If you have 3 above average horses, they can lose but be predicted to win.
>>547222507Skill issue.
>>547221827>tomorrowyou mean today
How good is BoFA after buff?
>>547222748thanks, I hate it.
newfag here, why does my seiun sky dies before tenno sho? Do I need like B sta for it?
Feels like mood downs haven't actually decreased in frequency, I thought they were supposed to?
>>547222457Some runs are cursed where I keep getting 2nd 3rd 5th. Other runs are 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st
>>547222785Who's BoFA?
>>547221827I'll shit them out just before the event starts
>>547222812you should be fine with like 450 stam
>>547222857nta but Breath of Fresh Air
>>547222507you're getting distracted by the funny arrows
>>547221827
>>547222812That race is pure rng. You need 600 stam unironically
>>547222507start playing it like URA once you reach lvl 4/5 spd training
>>54722303890% of the way into the career?
>randomly get first event of Gold City>18 energy up and Mood Upholy shit thank you hors
>>547221827Best I got, also it's today bwo
>>547222812that race is bullshit
finally I'm free for today
>>547223081You should be reaching it near start of senior year at least, if not you lost a race or didn't pop enough orbs. But yes, you have to pray for speed rainbows in senior year
>>547222381>implying thriving mattersJapanese dinosaurs don't give a shitThey'll axe global gachas because they think they saw the number 4 in their tea or something stupid
>>547223281reset is in an hour bro
>>547222812If you roll heavy rain weather for the race, you will lose.
>>547223294DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE
>>547223281
>>547223294Grubble will die before Uma
Wait so in the main story Im Kitahara Joe
Are you ready for Round 1?
THESE STUPID 5 BORROWS ARE EATING MY TP POTS FUCK YOU CYGAMES I WILL BE HOARDING
>>547222381We are so fucking back
>>547223478Why does she look at me like that?
Umazing story bwo
>>547223478I guess I'll find out when round 1 starts
>>547223305damn its becoming a chore
>>547223527Buy the KFC Torena
>>547223527
>>547223470That would be funny as hell.>remembers how much I spent on my ixabas in 2017
>>547223519I don't understand how the retard hat is the only thing stopping her from being pure sex
>>547223696>onlythat personality broshe'd steal your kidneys in the bathtub one dayno thanks
>>547223263Does Ruby’s trainer suffer from depression or something in the game?
>>547223493I only burned some of them with Unity Cup was out and made some TT teams just to learn the mode
>>547223696power limiter
>>547222381>global winning TGA You mean
I'm not showing skill because i fucked up. You can highroll into libra umas with no stam cards.
>none of my 3 new Unity aces have 1200 speed>umalator says they still rape all of my old URA aces that do have it
Buena Vista wouldn't rape you because it would destroy the childhood sweetheart relationship she has going on
>>547219679>themsIts only one guy lmao, rest of the redditors are fawning all over vista
>>547223478Round 1 will be insanely easy. I expect to scrape through Round 2 then job in the finals to the people who put actual effort into their aces and didn't just take the first good Taiki/Vodka they got.
>>547223754Post deck
>>547223754It's not the skills what I want to see
>>547223754deck?
>>547223754Fucking how?I can barely get a stat to SS and another to S, much less that many S's
>>547223754>because i fucked upI don't believe you
>>547223804I know I know, I was just singling out that one person because it was funny, almost everyone else agrees it was a good story
Buena Hotspring:>As we turn to each other, our eyes got closer, so close we could see the stars from the vast distance>T: ..... It's certainly beautiful >Buena: ...mm. Hehe maybe I was a bit assertive>T: It's fine, no one else is here.>Buena: But there's a "trainer" in front of me..WhatWHAT
>>547223754SOOWEEE
Um when did we get 5 borrows?
>>547223478This will be my first Platinum, I can feel it.
>>547223812Just do what I do>get through round 1 without much trouble>barely get 3 wins in round 2>somehow luckshit a win in the finalsIt's worked for me the last 2 times
>>547223794why whould she rape you when she groomed you all these years? that false sense of freedom you have is her weapon
>>547223754
>>547223696If she didn't have it no trainer would survive. It's for your own good.
>>547223926buena's trainer must be the smoothest motherfucker in all of tracen
>>547223754B-BUHIIIIIIIIII
>>547223935This reset
>>547211998>thin190 lbs? I can bench 225 though so maybe that counts.>tall6'2">head full of hairMostly still.>Big dickwell, I won't brag...>lively voice5/5? Ah.... it's so beautiful, the view from the lead...
>>547223959Same, shiraoki has blessed us
>>547223754That's super duper scary what the HECK!?
>>547223926THEY FUCKING UMADACCHIDCALL THE FUCKING POLICE
>>547223959Shiraoki-sama be praised I've only won CM2
Christmas Oguri Nah Im saving for Owari Oguri
>>547223926wtf?! they actually kissed
>still hasn't posted deckDo it coward
>>547224095even tazuna wouldn't dare get in the way
>>547222020no shit shes related to secretariat
>guys check out my uma I did a good jo->buhii buhii whale whale oinkerHonestly, kill yourselves. I'm not sorry for trying to be good at the game, if your jobless ass can't compete don't punch down on those who actually put effor into the game. >waaa you have to use the free cards and a LB0 KSB because I used my carats on uma pulls without sparksAbsolutely fucking retarded headless chickens with no self-control all of you.
>>547224240This is fucking indog language, isn't it.I only know this because I know their language looks like nonsense, and I know from my filipino coworkers what tagalog sounds like and it's not that.
>>547224257
>>547224346UH OH, OINKER IS SQUUUUUUUUUEALING.
>>547223754show d*ck
watched the first 4 chapters of digitan's story, holy shit that is some kino animationurrghggh i really want her now
>>547224327They should make Secretariat look like a taller big boobed version of Digi
No, game, I don't want to edit my lineup to put my 10.7k special week in there... let me just slink away in shame, please
>>547224346>SQUEEEEEEEEE
>>547223294>saw the number 4 in their tea or something stupid>that getAnon NO!
Best inherited skills for Libra?
>>547224346
>>547224445Look, everybody! It's nandeyanen!
>>547224346BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SQUEEEEELL
>>547224346Post the deck nigger
>>547224428
>>547224346all of this text and still no d*ck
>>547224346piggy webms will continue until you express regret for this post
>>547222020Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
yes.
>>547224346TEIO IT'S THIS GUY, GET HIM
I'm a whale and I BUHIIIII other whales because it's funny
>>547223478We can go for Round 2 right now if you want
Pigs are cute thoCuter than whales
>>547224738>the piggyposters were right for oncechibi agnes tachyon with her mouth open.png
>>547224346Post your swine d*ck filthy piggy
>>547224738Thank you for funding the servers.
Digitan's career dialogue is a gem
>>547224346Kingfag here, this wasn't me. I just like to pay for the things I like
>>547224609
>>547224669
>>547224738>bro you don't need stamina cards just get a full SSR deck
>>547224738Imagine eating this guy.
>>547224669lmao for a moment she felt actually nervous
>>547224738Good luck Kingbro. I don't think we can make it with Gold Ship's bullshit, but I admire your tenacity.
>>547224789i always think of the Jeb shit when i play her
>>547224738Well at least you admitted it.
>>547224738Only first-rate cards for Gaylo
>>547224789>>547224789How much we talking here?
>>547224346Don't listen to retards, bwoI once got called a whale by an ESL for having two MLB wit SR cards and a 2LB Riko. Just do it on your club if you want a honest opinion about your umas
>>547224738>best speed cards in the game>best power cards in the game>stamina parents most likely>"tehe minna you don't need stamina cards~ :^)" Alright then.
>>547224738Was that too hard?
>>547224738I'M FUCKING PIGGIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG>>547224789Naturally>>547224894Okay now get in the pigpen oinker
>>547224993not GIGA whale but I spent around 250 bucks
>>547225059>thinks 250 bucks is whalinglolelmao even
>>547224040Where are the patch notes, someone told me its this week only
>>547224916Way ahead of you, just had some really nice bacon.
>really good (last minute) vodka run>get s in mile and late>suddenly no more speed trainings from summer to the end>natie didn't finish her chain for the 4th time>unable to cap speed, failed power training on 4%>don't overdo itThis game does a really good job of pissing me off
>>547224738
>>547225181Bro, I get it.
>>547223929What did this pig do to deserve being used as an insult? He's cute.
I've spent $300 on this game, but I can throw down $3000 if I wanted to because I'm not a poorfag like you. The $3000 you are screaming about and think is bullshit too much? That's what I make two weeks from trading options. That's what you make it two months if you even have a job at whatever your part-time minimum cuck job you have.Make the squee post all you want. You know you're the one crying and complaining when CM comes.
>>547225232>MLB FMpiggy
does taishins encroaching shadow work for this cm (virgo)? I dont think i've ever seen it proc in a test room
dubs and I kill myself
>>547225232How? Popping blues on speed training only?
>>547224738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8
>>547225358It works perfectly and if it's not proccing then your wit is fucking shit.
>>547225232
I have spent 600 dollars on this game, but have 400 hours in it and have played it daily since July, so as far as hobbies go it's really not that bad!
I'm not exactly F2P but I only purchase daily carat packs and play the game very casually. Its only last chanmi that I even got a Bronze reward for the first time. The most I do is do my bare minimum dailies and read the stories since I'm in a D rank club.
>>547224906
>>547225521taishin would totally piggu out with her race winnings
>>547213024King is pretty hot, no cap on an uma stick.
>>547225312You're not in saying you can be better at the game because you can spend money, but saying you use you income to throw at a game design that is inherently predatory to sucker people out of their money at every opportunity via gambling is not the flex you think it is, it just shows they can bleed you easily.
30+ attractive women in the videogame and you people choose to masturbate to the otaku who hasn't showered in over a month
>>547225232the power of seuin wit...
>>547225421See you at Virgo
>>547225606She's just like me fr fr
>>547225312I literally just panic sold NVDA/GOOGL yesterday and now feel like a moron. But the +50% does feel good. I can whale on SSRs later.>>547225378Never kill yourself.
>>547225606Shes the most relatable, duh.
>>547225606nobody here is jerking off to me though?
>>547211220they train legs all day, anonof course they'll develop a nice rack
>>547225592>You're not in sayingyou're not wrong* in saying, I meant
>>547225560
>building a long Suzuka >bricked my stamina by chosing the gamble option on Riko to try and get It's On for cheaperdegenerate gambling has caught up to me
>>547225606Digitan is a comrade in arms to discuss sexy umas with and because of that I have newfound respect for her.
>>547213141Don't give up, Brianbro.
>>547225059>its another "bros i buy the monthly carat pack i have to confess to my pastor" anonthere are people in this thread right now who spend $400 on this game every couple weeks.
>>547223926 >>547224267>>547224279 >>547223794Do we have any cute videos or song stuff yet that I can turn into [sound]s!?
>>547223754You know the rules, oinker.
The main benefit of being Digital's trainer is that you get to clean her pissy panties after every race when she accidentally gets too close to another uma and soils them out of pure excitement and devotion.
>>547223754TEIO GET DOWN
>>547225717Now give her the ooniga
>>547225551I appreciate your measured approach to the video game.
Nah I'd win
>>547223959Worked for me last CM too!
is S distance actually really that important?
>>547225705
>>547225592>muh predatoryYou pay money to eat. Predatory.You pay money to rent. Predatory.You pay money for entertainment. Predatory.You think like this because you live with mom and dad and have never paid for anything in your life.The only time spending any sort of money that makes your life enjoyable is bad is when you're retarded and it's actually fucking your life up. Which is once again, a poorfag problem.
>>547225717why didnt you just quit the run after failing the gamble?danchou thanks you i guess
>>547225825>t.
>>547225736After I said that I got a good brian, missing updrafter but w/e its hard capping speed with 2 speed cards or else I'd use vodka power card
>>547213141>A A A A A AThat's me>12-13k on avrgThat's not me.>>547225736I'm trying to make her and Luna work better alright, using help from fellow brian bros, but I still can't quite get it there and I'm not sure why.I know my cards ain't perfect, but you can't tell me that's all why I'm stuck in 10-11k hell. Is it certain races that might give bonus shit or something, is it general gameplay? aaaaaaaaa
There should be a debuff version of "It's on" called "It's over"I think that'd be pretty funny right fellas?
Why do people keep shilling every new shitty JP character? At least this one isn't as awful as Dantsu but she's still extremely mid.
>>547225863S turf is more important for the mile CM honestly
>>547223926Is this real? That's so fucking sweet, man.
>>547225896You are retarded
>>547225820rice didn't give me swinging maestro so she won't survive CM6 with that stamina and only one gold recovery even without oonegro
>>547225863The longer the track, the more important it is. For miles people just want that extra edge on their umas
>>547225825>clenches fist in front of chest
>>547225825>>547225918AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOGO BACK>GO BACKGO BACK>GO BACK
I know it's situational, but in general, in extra training event, should I choose -5 energy/+5 stat or +5 energy? I almost always take the free energy but I always wonder if that is the best strat
>>547225896You either don't actually believe that and are trolling, you're actually so retarded as to think that's not a false equivalence, or you're so drowning in cash that you effectively don't live in the real world and never have to do any budgeting.
>>547225880
>>547226004
>>547225896>The only time spending any sort of money that makes your life enjoyable is bad is when you're retarded and it's actually fucking your life up. Which is once again, a poorfag problem.Or a cocaine problem.
>>547226004YOU WERE WARNED
>>547226004So the Queens claim another one
>>547225896>You pay money to eat. Predatory.special week would say this
>>547226024I'm kissing this otaku on the lips
is this oinker seriously melting down because people made fun of him
With this increased drop rates I can pot 5 all of my Umas methinks
>>547223959Wait a minute, that's MY plan! I literally got a single 3/5 round in the entirety of Leo Cup and managed to pull off a crazy 1st place finish in the finals.
>>547226004We've lost another one
>>547226004reminder that when your team loses, the enemy aces all get a turn with the enemy torena(you)
>>547225918I hate how vegeta letting cell become perfect works so well as a metaphor for challenging some of these races
>>547226004>oguri lost to stinky windy
>>547225896uh oh piggy melty you love to see it
>>547223926i dont get it
teioposter please come back
>>547226046Still better to spend on uma than on alcohol or just straight up killing myselfMy previous hobby was PC building and that wasn't cheaper either
Reminder if you got no Taiki to bring 3 fronts to NTR her SFV out.
>>547226019+5 energy. Energy is worth more than any stat 1:1, and even when it's 2:1 it's still usually better because there's a chance you get an extra turn of training out of it and then get a +energy event which would otherwise be partially or wholly wasted.
>>547226243
>>547226260You're clearly just trading one vice for another.
>>547226004God honestly though what the fuck. Rudolf, Oguri, Tamamo, Maruzensky. And Gold City I guess. That's not even 90s Bulls, it's 2016 Warriors.
>>547226308better than giving it to a WOMAN
>>547225825>>547226004
>>547226382Sorry Tazuna, I didn't drop either of those
>>547226360Real
>>547226004Turf Queens take another.
>>547226004The prez unleashes her potential once more.
>>547226363My wife, Luna-chan.My 3rd option, Wife-Groove.My aniki-wife, Brian.My paizuri-wife, Roy.
Agnes' fullscreen Ult.I really don't get why they put two black bars around the ult animations, they look good without them
>>547226382I pick the one in the middle
onii... sorry, torena-san?
>>547226019If you got two wit cards,you can extra training when above 75 to 80 percent energy.That way you got enough energy for two to three trainings before you rest or wit, if you get mad luck, which you probably wont.
>>547226118People with actual money spending problems have very small penis but inflated ego
>>547226363
>>547225825>the Knicks in yet another year of thinking they can beat Jordan in the 90s.
>>547225560>I mean, it's a hot spring trip...what did she mean by this?
>>547225551>>547225823it's really not hard to be a casual uma fan, i wish more people had it in them to just give a bit less of a fuck about turning it into an minmax esport
>>547225960>>547226023Tell me how spending money on a vidya that requires no need for life function, is voluntary on your part, is "predatory" because retards with no ability to hold back will spend, is so mean and bad while you have to actually pay life functions.Again, you're just too much of a mom and daddy piggyback rider to understand. When you pay 2k for something like rent, hundreds for insurance, hundreds for food, hundreds on electricity so you're not sweating and dying during summer, hundreds when you take your parents and family out to dinner, you don't give a shit about spending money on a video game.
>>547225896
>>547226360>shes a redditor
>>547226464>I don't get why they put "black bars" around animations that are all made with vertical phone screens in mind, and aren't meant to be watched in 16:9 to begin withThere is no black bars to begin with, it's like asking why 21:9 movies aren't 16:9 instead.
>>547226363I love my lone wolf wife Brian
>>547226464what the hellare there fullscreen versions of all the ults somewhere?
>>547226587nobody cares about your nigger ass piggy you will still lose CM anyway because you don't know how to build umas anyway
>>547226524
>>547226004Count yourself lucky, at least you managed to beat the grey monster.
>>547226382I dropped the woman in the middle.
>>547226662I accept your concession. Have you asked mom and dad for allowance yet?
If you had a daughter and she was an uma, would you let her compete? Keep in mind the massive risk of debilitating injury and possibly even death. Also, you'll need to fund her trip and enrollment to Tracen.
I have 0LB R Riko, 0LB Kitasan and 0LB CreekAm I bricked in Libra cup?
>>547226727uh oh, piggy melty
>>547226382They're both mine
>>547226587>Tell me how spending money on a vidya that requires no need for life function, is voluntary on your part, is "predatory"It's predatory because it actively dangles power in the player's face due to the game being competitive, and unlike every videogame that ever existed prior to the mobile model where you would just earn the rewards in game (so what we call welfares now), it makes you pay for them. But it doesn't even stop at being scummy enough to make you just pay and get it like a cash shop, no it has you pay for the CHANCE to get it.This is the same reason casinos are either banned or highly regulated in most countries, because they know what gambling does to the brain.
>>547226024Trainer-san is making the otaku grow up
>>547226686I want to sleep on Health Committee room
>>547226640there are though, they add black bars to make it vertical phone res >>547226652it's a mod, it lets you disable game ui, which hides the black bars letting you see the fully rendered ult, because it's not a video it's rendered in realtime
>>547226767No! As long as you believe in your Uma, you can persevere!
>>547226686
This was the worst low roll I have ever experienced.
>>547226746I would be her trainer and I'd take her to the hot springs
>>547226821Will the Yakuza delete my computer if i install this mod
>>547226746If I had an uma daughter, I too would be in horse heaven and everything gonna be alright. Of course can run.
>>547226746My uma's going to public school.
>>547226587>you don't give a shit about spending money on a video game.But boy your wife will give a shit when she sees where that income is going.
You have 20 minutes to rest, afterwards you should take on your assignment to do 5 career runs.
>>547226686There's a lot of fucking committees in here.>Super Creek on the health committeeHang on...
>>547226924probably, it also unlocks fps and speeds up the textskip, very controversial stuff
>>547223926
>>547226746if i had an uma daughter i would be digitan
Does Fast Learner rebate your skillponits if you learn it lateI think i know the answer...
>>547226821>there are thoughTechnically, sure, but only because no phone uses 720x1280 or something like that, otherwise they're effectively barless vertical cutscenes.>But there render everything, they just hide it with the UI21:9 triple A video game cutscenes render the full screen too, so do most video games period, but LoD and the like has to cut off somewhere, which is around the screen you're meant to see.We can be pedantic about this all day, but the hard fact is that these scenes are meant to be seen on vertical phone screens, otherwise you see slight random pop in, more in some scenes than others.>>547227020GET BANNED AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547222857Fresh prince of Breath-Air
Cygames is actually kind of fucked up if you think about it. CMs are a maximum of 9 umas, which drastically reduces chances of the weaker umas in the race to win from random variables. If you join room matches that have a lot of umas (10+) you'll notice the lower favorites start winning more because they might be better positioned than the piggies.
>>547224738>pigtard>iphone filenameit's just too funny
>>547226836sure let's go with that
>>547226989Nyo.
>>547227037no, this is why people recommend not taking too many skills earlythats pretty sweaty though since i find some careers you can just job with absolutely no skills
>>547226804>It's predatory because it actively dangles power in the player's face due to the game being competitiveAgain, for retards with no self-control.You know how rent works right? The more want there is in a bigger city with bigger tech and better life amenities, the higher people will charge.You know how food works right? Add sugar, add fat, make it addicting, sell at 3-5x markup if restaurant.You know how insurance works right? Make sure to give out the least amount of reimbursement possible, minimize risky people, maximize profits.Do you know how to fight against muh capitalism? By not being a poorfag and not being a retard without self-control.
I guess you can say... she truly is... my BUENA VISTA (beautiful scenery)
>>547223926I don't get it?Obviously her trainers there in front of her, why point out something so obvious?
>>547224738real question, how much have you spent until now?
>>547226363Kissing practice with Roy every afternoon when the library is empty and everyone is training in the field
>>547227180Made for marriage and impregnation
>>547227134It feels even more important to wait until the end now because you never know exactly what skills/hint levels you'll get.
>>547225921>I'm stuck in 10-11k hell. Is it certain races that might give bonus shit or something, is it general gameplay?Sounds like an aoharu issue, but I have also have good cards cause I rerolled so I dunno.I only pop 1 stamina bubble and try to get speed or power pops. Sometimes I pop wit when I'm desperate. I have 7 Pow/7 Stam parents, but they have lots of URA sparks (12) to help get more stam and speed on inspiration and help the run go smooth.Some brian tips:You'll lose URA finals if you don't do an extra medium race just off her standard career cause it'll default to URA long races at the end. I just did classic Tarazuka for the secret event ptsYou need like around 600 stam to clear tenno sho spring or else you'll lose.I use late surger style on long races besides arima kinen, pace usually for the rest.
>>547226291>>547226492I see, so I'm not doing it wrong then. Thanks, anons
>>547227054I get that, I know they were made to be seen vertically, and that's why they add black bars, but they look fine without themI actually prefer to see some odd bugs than having to see only a strip of video on my ult, I wish they just added an option to see the bare render even if it showed odd or unfinished stuff
How do I into Taishin for next CM? Spurt, pump and two gold recoveries?
>>547226847Now my eyes see Bakushin as a NTR girl.
>>547227180BRAVO KOJIMBO
>>547226965>tfw no uma subplot set in american public tracen
>>547226902Exact same thing happened to me earlier.>No event chains finish>Don't meet any fan requirements>Lose UnityJust shotgun my horse why don't you
>>547226746If she excelled in the regionals, she can move up, sure. March in CinGray gives you a good view of what happens to umas who aren't good enough to cut it in Tracen.
>>547226989I'm waiting for round 1 to see which of my aces needs work.
Tracen should arrest trainer-san for grooming Buena
>>547227321>america public tracenThat'd be like Oguri Cap in Kasamatsu, except many times worse by a large margin.
>>547226793lewd handholding
Digital's secret event is pretty generous considering 3 of the races you have to do anyway for the 3 G1 win requirement and adding oka sho + fillies are also kinda needed to make sure you hit your fan requirement for valentines and fan fest.
>>547227340I don't get it. March beat Oguri Cap, why didn't she just train harder and enroll in Tracen too?
>>547226847>Grass Wonder>Beautification CommitteeThat's unexpected. I thought she'd be in Tea Ceremony Committee or some shit.
>>547227282right. generally i buy the uma innate skills that aren't likely to get discounts, the rest can wait
Trust me danchou, I'll do my dailies once reset hits and I do my CM races.
notice how the piggy won't post his plat titles
>>547227180>I wonder who keeps writing this shit lmao
My uma is going to a ningen majority school.
>>547227462March's personal dream was to win the Tokai Derby, not participating in the Twinkle Series (JRA), so going to Tracen was counter productive. Also this might be the first time I used this picture attached to correct information.
>>547227272>>547227180Abe would be proud
>>547227570Post yours friend, show that guy who the boss is.
>>547227570nobody gives a shit about titles, most people here have them
>>547227537I don't have the idiot pigeon so I haven't done her career, why is she a dumb smelly loser?
>>547227598why do all the new umas look exactly the same
>>547227331Worst part for me was that I won unity but I had NO rainbows for either summer, half my cards didn’t finish their chains, and all rainbows on wit (one wit card). I could count speed rainbows the entire career on maybe two hands
>>547227598I love that Neo Universe line, shit hits like crack. Everything fits like a fucking puzzle. Even the gameplay itself with every career you play is basically a "Neo Universe"
>>547227598someone who needs a raise
i wish i can get a better digitang soon...
My uma is going to witmaxx and go to Uma U (Tokyo U).
>>547227667she is so self-centred she is not for (you) in the damn slightest
>>547227663>most people here have them
>>547227612Well, Oguri might actually get that info right after all
>>547227718How are you posing here while being blind
>>547227718Maybe if you’re blind
>>547227249idk around 3K I think. Still a retard and a lucklet. And stop having a meltdown retards just accept it if you are a piggy too
>>547227723Sometimes it's just not meant to be
>>547227598You will always be my.... matikanefukukitaru
>>547227663LOL
Which year of umas are you looking forward to the most? Year 3 is going to screw me over so hard with how many JP umas I've taken interest in.
Is Special Week for Trainer?
>>547227570Here you go bro. I got 2nd in Leo from a Unity piggy btw. My $300 was too weak for whatever he spent. Now post yours.
reminder that because of URA's Wind in Her Hair rule, all Umas going on Onsen trip must receive and use contraception for both Uma and Torena>T.azuna
>>547226464i do this
>>547227915No, she's daughtercore.
>>547227598>whoREAL MEN who appreciates REAL KINO.
>>547227973Or else?
>>547227667Her trainer is the densest object in the entire universe but then she also doesn't try hard>>547227802WRONG, read her hotsprings event (I didn't roll for her in global so pic is not in english)
Please bake, I wanna type my shitpost before starting my daily grind
>>5472278892027. Gentildonna is so far really the only uma I care about that we don't have yet.>image limitBAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>547227663Oh no no no...
Heh. I'm completely F2P and have just as much Plats as piggies! I guess that makes me...UMAZING!
>>547228032Do you want another uma to win a G1 while pregnant?
>>547227827>>547227831they have different details but its like the same face being palette swapped...
>>547226587>>547227142Alright let me explain this like you're a retard, which you clearly are if you can't understand why this is a false equivalence. In all those other contexts, when you pay for the thing regardless of its price, you get the thing, end of story. When you pay your electric bill, the electic company can't say "sorry, you didn't land on the magic number so no electricity for you, BUT if you give more money then you have a higher chance of landing on the number and if you go all-in then you're guaranteed electricity". And the reason no other industry does this is because the government would bring the hammer down on them so hard for it. Gambling only gets away with it because it up front says "yeah we're going to fuck you, you'll never truly break even, the house always wins"
For (You) umas are the laziest written ones.I want cool umas with the dream of being the strongest not hormonal teens who happen to be good at racing while my cum drips from their underwear.
>>547228161Blindbro, I…
>>547228123Umamazing! Can you post your titles, f2p deck, and carat shop?
>>547227306Encroaching only. Pump starts 100m too late so you don't want that. Bring 2 gold recoveries and 1k stam.
>>547228213>>547228213>>547228213
>>547227915Yes, she's for marrying and retiring to the countryside
>>547228149>win a G1 while pregnanttechnically that's a draw
>>547228196t. never read a post-release line-up scenario
>>547228001This.Also what the fuck, how did I just find out Special Week is Maruzensky's child.
>>547224353yes the flag of translation is by indogs
>>547228161Bruh even the eyes alone between all of them are different, color and shape and all
>>547228341whatbut maruzensky talks about going with spe's mom to bubbyland that doesn't make sense, it's chiyono the maruzen child
>>547228341not child, grandchild, the only child maru had that is in umamusume is sakura chiyono
>>547228196I'm not in love with it either but realistically I read a scenario once and then I'm skipping it forever, so how much does it really matter.
>>547228248Cool thanks
>>547228341Special Week is Maru’s grandchild. It’s Chiyono O who’s the direct child of Maru
>>547228415>>547228447This is what I get for being a speedreader
>>547225232633 power though
>>547226989I still don't have her...
>>547226308Isn't that life? What do you spend your money on after necessities and retirement?
>>547226019Free energy is better though one thing I forgot is that it can cure practice poor, so if you have that then take the -5.
>>547222201Gold Ship has some of the best records across the Gold Clan with Orfevre being the only one rivaling her at 6 G1 wins (though Orfevre is a triple crown) and she still a joke character
>>547223471no, the guy retiring is Joe
