Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>546979230
First for my wife Noelle. She's so pretty!
>>547216275How much of an age gap is too much?
>Episode 4 comes out>Load my save file>ERROR: Episode 4 (Decay: Part 2) is unsupported on Windows and requires Linux, the only Finnish operating system.Well /calg/, are you switching?
>>547216478Under 18 anything over 2.5 years18-19 over 2.5 younger or over 5 years older20+ doesn’t really matter as long as both are adults
>>547216701Then it's over for me
>>547216478Fictional characters are not people therefore any sort of age gap is irrelevant. It all depends on how good your story is.
>>547216489Not a problem since I already use Arch... (SteamOS)
>>547216489Already on Fedora KDE.
>>547166263Only a disgusting normie would care about movie adaptations from a game like this, knowing full well it will call a bunch of other tourists and pretty much fuck everything.
Did you know that only 25% of people can visualize a sister in their head? And that even fewer can rotate her, make her cute, or imagine being happily married with her? Normies' brains are literally incapable of this. Sad!
>>547216325nomorashii...
>>547216489>only Finnish OSEarly Nokia phones that had their own bespoke operating systems, developed in-house.
>>547216489did i mentioned that rovio and supercell are also a thing from finland?
>>547216489way ahead of you brother i use arch
>>547218428Deprecated.
>>547216275Ashley summoning her persona.
>>547216478You gotta ask hag lovers that
>>54721647815 years max if she's fifteen, no age gap is too much if she's over seventeen. When it's reversed, the boy can be any age even under 15 and the woman can be any age.
Soon.
>>547219593Which delphic couples in mythology would make good Personas for Ashley and Andrew? Persona 4 already used Izanami and Izanagi, AND Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi. Osiris and Isis? Hyperion and Theia? Also found this great wikipedia page while Googling lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_coupled_siblings
>>547221380Nyx and Erebus
>>547221707Persona 3 also used Nyx and Erebus but they *would* probably fit them the best.
>>547215456>>547214970We did all of these and I ended up falling madly in love with her.
Are you close enough with your sister that it wouldn't cause any issues if you slapped her ass once? How about twice? Regularly?
>>547221947Never played P3. I imagine them summoning an incomplete version of either Nyx or Erebus unless they do it at the same time, then the two auto-fuse into your pic.
>>547222228Nah that's just Erebus, Nyx looks like this in the game. But them doing a Fusion Spell together is a super cool idea.
>>547222126I think I can get away with unlimited ass slaps no questions asked as long as it's just one slap a day. If more than that she'll definitely ask if I have a fetish and I'd have have to explain what's up.
>>547222667I absolutely hate how this artist drew her ass. It looks like she's wearing diapers lol.
>>547222126She doesn't like to be touched at all so I can barely get away with hugging her from time to time, oddly enough se can get pretty close some times without initiating physical contact.
>>547223037Idk it looks flat.
>>547223136Her right cheek is jutting out so god damn much, and her aft in general is disproportionately large relative to her thighs. As a matter of fact, it looks like her lower back has snapped and is bent on a horrifying 90 degree angle right, where the tailbone is.Everything else about the piece of amazing, but it's not a good showing of characters bending over.
>>547222667>>547223037>>547223129>>547223136>>547223647Thoughts?
>>547224205>thicker legsNot my Ashley.
>>547222126I hate incestuous sister spanking hours.
>>547224326Legs that skinny were ridiculous relative to the size of her ass.
>>547223037you're imagining things
>>547224326>>547224404Nevertheless, here is optimised Ashleybutt with skinnier thighs.
>>547224560Now it's my Ashley.
>>547222126I slapped my sister's ass a few times when we were younger. Always as mock discipline. I think she thought it was weird but never said anything.
>>547222126Once probably wouldn't be a problem since she offered to let me grope her butt at a birthday party (I didn't take her up on her offer). If I kept slapping her ass she'd probably tell me to get a real girlfriend
>>547226265>I didn't take her up on her offerno ballsbut really it's understandable if true lol imagine if word got out
>>547222126I slapped my sister's butt once. She didn't react at all but I felt super awkward and never did it again
>>547216478IRL? Age gaps matter less now than birth years specifically. People born in 1995 and 2000 have a 5 year age gap, but they have more in common than two people born in 2000 and 2001, because culture, the way people are raised, and the world in general changed so much so quickly. When I was at university, 99% of my flirts were 2-4 years my senior, and at the time I chalked it to simple statistics:>"Or course they'll be flooding the dating market, since naive and hopeful first and second year students are probably taking their classes more seriously"Or so I thought. Now I think it's just that I don't really like people born in the 21st century.
>>547228882If your birth year starts with a "1" you have no business dating people whose birth year starts with a "2".
>>547228882>they have more in common than two people born in 2000 and 2001,You're talking out of your ass. My brother was born in 2000 and me in 2002 and we're the exact same person
>>547230352>>547228882>someone born in 1999 has no business dating someone born in 2000>>>/twitter/
So,Ashley = revolver? Gun would be better in my opinion.Teenshley = princessLeyley = bunnyAndrew = cleaverTeendrew = flannelAndy = ???Maybe cupcake?
>>547230570It's not good optics.
>>5472303522000 is still in the 20th century, so you'll have to rip 90's girls from my dead hands.
>>547230850Anon... '90s girls are nearly 40 years old.
>>5472303522000 people are literally 25 now going on 26. They can't date a 30 year old? Please.
>>547230724Who even came up with all these retarded names? I'm not using them. What ever happened to name mashups?>you now remember Peeniss
>>547230987Seems to be bored girls on Ao3 and Twitter.I don't care for them much either, but pointless Coffin-related brainstorming is good enough way to pass the time absent new updates.
>>547230987"Bunnycleaver" was the original for Andrew/Leyley, because of the wedding cake scene in cliffhanger where you can cut up the bunny plush to get the Choker, the rest are all kind of hackneyed by comparison.
>>547231168>>547231353I feel like an old man whenever I wake up and open /calg/ to see people talking about bunnycleaver or flannelbunny or whatever. It's Andrew/AndyxAshley/Leyley
>>547231518It's not so simple gramps, we now have Teendrew and Teenley as well!
>>547231653*teenshley
>>547230967>1998 was 35 years agoFuck...
>>547231168bunnycleaver fics written by women(female) are so horny tho, damn
>>547231997Women are always deranged, but I still have more respect for female shotacons than self-infantilizing women.
>>547231738Ley is the suffix! Shley is just awkward!
>>547231653Andrew/Teendrew/AndyxAshley/Teenley/Leyley
>>547232803It's a more diminuitive and endearing form which is the entire point. It's Johnsonesque. You wouldn't get it.
>>547233181"529369581drew" is my most underrated post on this site
>>547233268WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IT'S LEYLEY, NOT SHLEYSHLEY.
>>547233646I bet that's what it sounds like when she's rubbing herself
>>547233268Nowayfag, Ley is way more endearing
>>547234018Episode 3B will detail Ashley's masturbatory habits and you are NOT ready for the truth.
>>547234131>you are NOT ready for the truth.MOPPED
Why "Coffin Twitter" needs to endlessly "brainstorm" ship name synonyms I'll never know.twitter.com/altar_lamb/status/1928259046433337814twitter.com/tsukiiiyomi/status/1975476062718206015Fun fact: many of these people only discovered the game THIS YEAR!
>>547234835Ashey, this year started 323 days ago...
>>547235117And this GAME came out 3 years ago!
You're not a true fan unless you were Nemlei's classmate listening to her in 2002 talk about incest and how she'll one day make a game about siblings having sex. She also called me a nigger in 2002.
>>547236029I wish Nemlei called me a nigger
>>547235117>>547235519I unironically want to see some Douglas and Ashley interactions. Even if they're almost nothing. I imagine at a young age Ashley tried to reach her father, but he was never around. So started looking up to Andrew as her father figure.
Hit imoutae with your car
>>547236556Same, I think Douglas is kind of an underutilized character. Renee is the main antagonistic force, pushing the responsibility of Leyley onto Andy and being all around confrontational. But I'd like to see what Doug's role in it all is. We know Dad dies a clean soul. I get that his whole shtick is being passive and aloof, but he was still there for 2 decades. I think it'd be nice to get a scene or two of each kid trying to get Dad to do SOMETHING and seeing them give up on their father
>>547242014What do people find so funny about it anyway?
Is your sister a sniffer?
>>547242886Sniffer? Like in Minecraft?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
https://x.com/shibal10000/status/1991566010030387497HOLY FUCKING SISTER JUGS
>>547245573Ashley's sisters are definitely NOT smaller than advertised
>>547245573Is that AI? The fingers are weird.
>>547245573Too big
>>547245573Not big enough
>>547245573As big as they should be
>>547245573On model tits.
https://x.com/memi_005164/status/1991575125779767389
>>547251069Pedo
>>547251069Cute
>>547237692IIRC Doug drives Andy and Leyley to the store (and Andy thinks nothing of asking him to do it) so he can buy her a muffin for her birthday with his own money, because Renee and Doug couldn't be bothered to do anything for her themselves, then seemingly doesn't go into the store with them. He also shuts them down while they're arguing about Ashley's job, and they both listen. Andrew even says something like "let's let the man be." But he also seemingly either doesn't know or doesn't care about Ashley's job to begin with, only that they're being loud on his sleep day. But he's just depressed to see they're alive and at his new house and was perfectly happy to celebrate their deaths when the apartment burned down, so he clearly never gave a fuck about them.My guess is he never loved them but felt obligated to take care of them. He works hard but half-asses any personal interaction with them because his heart isn't in it. Maybe he just felt relieved to put down the burden. Andrew is indeed just like his father if so.
>>547251242There's nothing wrong with coddling your little sister
>>547252223>He works hard but half-asses any personal interaction with them because his heart isn't in it.
>>547230352People born in 2007 are legal adults mind you
>>547253047And they're creeped out by you "1" boomers. What's your point?
>>547253047jesus man no need to tell everyone they'll have a heart attack and a stroke combined
>>547236029For my part I played since Betterhalf was recommended to me on another VN back in '21.
>>547236556I think in the flashback were Renee was struggling to pay the bills, she mention that he would've bought Ashley whatever she wanted if she went to the store with him. Hence why she was forced to stay with her while Andrew went with him instead. Leading me to believe that he was also a pushover when it came to his kids.
History will absolve Douglas Graves
>>547252223>>547254735It's funny he's just this normal mildly shitty dad while the rest of the family is so crazy.Also he could have fixed them all if he hadn't been such a pussy.
>>547242886My sister doesn't miss a chance to remark how badly I smell but has a tendency to steal my clothes, at least one time when the shirt in question was unwashed.
>>547259226>not keeping your clothes clean in case your sister wants to borrow themAre you even trying?
>>547253206I was born in 2001, just saying that’s a retarded statement. Bro’s saying it’s bad for 1999 to date 2000 essentially
>>547234131YOU're not ready for the truth, my friend. Ashley never even touched her vulva.
>>547243983Minecraft died in the pandemic (ironically when it was revived). Any mob added after 2020 by that ginger fuckhead and his crew has been shit. Notch was /ourguy/.
>>547252374Stop neglecting your children, dad.
>>547228882I have a sin to confess anons. My sister is 7 years younger than me yet as she's all grown up now I keep having impure thoughts about her even though I scoffed at the idea irl incest before
>>547265238You should give her a hug
>>547262554>2001Literal child. Mods, get this kid outta here, we talk about incest sex here for god's sake!
>>547265278I did anon. Now that I'm away I miss her warmth
>>547265521Next step is snuggling
>>547264981This. The Deep Dark actually had a lot of potential to be cool but instead it's emblematic of how everything added to the game now is useless bloat. For me it's how the ONLY thing you can craft with "Echo Shards", which sound like they should be some cool new awesome endgame material, is a retarded compass that just points to where you last died.
>>547265238Cure your porn addiction and you will stop contemplating sex with every possible female you see IRL.>7 years youngerDepends on how old you are.
>>547265582It's sad because Meinkampft is such a classical dark fantasy work, it virtually had infinite potential. All it took was for our good ole Scandi antisemite to sell it to some redditor looking uncreative left-wing corporate sissies, who are either too scared to put "controversial" characters (like how they said if it were today they would've never added the Creeper ffs) or too SOVLless to design anything nice. One really has to appreciate Coffin and Nemlei&Kit9's two men army.
>>547265585But I don't dream of having sex with other women I know?In fact even shagging my sister doesn't really matter that much to me. If you ask me sex is only meaningful when it's a culmination of reciprocated, intimate love between two people
>>547264981>>547265582Beds ruined Minecraft
>>547265582am I a faggot enough to confess that I actually kinda enjoyed modern minecraft despite being too sweet and soft now?
>>547269283As much as I shit on modern Minecraft I legit think Caves & Cliffs is one of the best updates the game ever got, the overhaul to worldgen was sorely needed and caves are way more interesting and fun to explore instead of essentially just being tiny air pockets.
>>547266645Too far old man. At least say horses.>>547269283>>547269608As much as I bitched I also enjoy the new stuff, especially the quality of life updates. But I will never care for the Sniffer or that new boss they added wtf it was called.
>>547269283I get the NNN thing but what is Springtrap supposed to convey here?
>>547261596Not my fault she picked the shirt I just took off that one time. I always keep my stuff clean
>>547266240Is this common among delphics?
>>547270289Brainrot
>>547270768But how? And she isn't even sexually explicit in the photo, like how does that relate to him failing NNN? If my sisterwife sent me her tits even in a bra I would cum uncontrollably.
>>547245573Catbox it
>dedicated it to his sisterVictoriandrewhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Language_of_Flowers_(Elgar)
>>547245573
>>547274926>>547245573NTA but here's the catbox linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/6rjumr.jpeg
>>547275754Thank you Anon, I like large breasts.
>>547274926This has been a problem ever since those dumb laws were implemented in EU and UK. Bypassing it requires temporarily switching to a proxy from a country not covered by online age censorship laws, changing your location in account settings to that country, then either use a proxy all the time when using X or simply switching to it whenever encountering a censored image that you want to see (refreshing the page works). Doesn't even need to be from the same country your account is set to, any IP that is from a country not covered by censorship laws works.
>>547275754>>547245573Is her left tit smaller?
>>547276567>>547274926You can try orca.pet's "InsensitiveX"If you don't like using extensions, you can use the selfie script upload with AI images, it's right after the extension's explanation
>>547277924>you can use the selfie script upload with AI images
>>547245573>>547275754oh, it's just a titanic reference, nothing new on it but pretty cool art, i must say
https://x.com/koronyaaaaan/status/1991493415692021794
>>547276931I believe so. Unless there's an awkward angle AND her left breast isn't undergoing the same gravitational effects, her boobs appear to be very asymmetrical.
>>547279660Missed a spot. Still asymmetrical.
>>547265315>24>childGo back to xitter
>>547272838But did Lucy care for poetry?
>>547282112Lucy cared for riding her brother's dick crazy style
Is this game at least partially inspired by the story of the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus?>built by the local rulers, Mausolus and Artemisia, who were siblings and married>when Mausolus died, Artemisia grieved him by consuming his ashes daily>after she died, she was also entombed there>The Mausoleum of Mausolus and Artemisia
>>547283184Holy shit.
>>547283184Who the hell named someone after mausoleums of all things
i knew the leyley pixel art from last thread looked familiar, it was casytayit looked a lot like her becky pic
>>547283929Jesus is this general just an e-celeb advertisement forum?
>>547283929get a trip, fag
>>547279849He's obviously joking anon.
>>547230352SHE WAS ONLY 25 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>547283929Good to know
>>547283184>>>/his/
>>547283929I just wanna know why there are artists who exclusively draw loli.Do you not like tits? Or hips?
>>547283821They're named after him.
>>547286852Bullshit
>>547283184>when Mausolus died, Artemisia grieved him by consuming his ashes dailyMemes aside that's fucking disgusting. She already lost you, don't make her eat literal dust and on top of it.
>>547288709Soulless post
>>547289247I stand by it. I get preserving meat was tougher back then but you have lots of options still. You've got salting, smoking, drying, pickling, cured sausages. Shouldn't your grieving sister at least have good food?
>>547290023she mixed it in wine, so it wasnt that bad (maybe)
