Zaahen broken release.Previous: >>547177425>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/ >Builds/Account Stats https://u.gg/ https://www.op.gg/ https://lolalytics.com/ >Model Viewer https://www.modelviewer.lol >/lolg/ leaderboard https://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b /lolg/ OP pastebin https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
>>547309251Best poster in the thread
>>547309251but why is nami soft
Soraka my cool wife!>>547309251Cool fish!
Why don't we just... y'know?Unplug it.
https://magma.com/d/mTILgr3xEnThere's space! Join the pile!
>>547309821Why would you make the canvas bigger when it's already dead as hell
>>547309821jelly once again I'm asking you to fucking kill yourself already you obese landwhaleyou are attention whoring in a dead general for years spamming 20 games a day and never improve in anything in your lifeisn't it time to end it?
kg getting rattled over 0 fr
can singed jg well?
>>547310385he's pressed lowkey
I'm surprised Bard hasn't received jungler buffs. He roams for chimes anyway, might as well let him collect camps too.
>Yelling at the wrong postsNiggas seething at the wrong person wew.
how do they fuck up the emporium every year
>>547310652Because Riot knows Bard is already really overpowered.
>>547309665Just woke up, you play?
>>547312271Yes>>547309917Go Draw something than!
>>547312605no....
Em player who feeds his lane brings silver player who cant play for shit.sad. the loser q has finally found me. too many victory in a row i fear.
>>547309537You want to tell me that she isn't?
why does he keep deleting his posts?
>>547313869Niggas are too strong in this game, there's no counterplay we can't do anything. Ambessa Ksante Mel every Fearless best of 5 forever.
if only they would shut the fuck upi don't need to know how many trannies there are at riot games, i don't need to know any of itjust do your fucking job, the job you are getting paid for and don't open your mouth about sexuality and politics PLEASE
>>547309919what she supposed to do?
>>547314125>if only>PLEASEyeah cry and beg and weep over my existence. ha ha ha ha. puny cis. i tower above you. my perky hrt titties cast a shadow over you. i have you crying and begging on internet forums. i am winning
its jungle gapyou thought you were flying high there didnt you jax niggerwelp boy let me tell you you fly too close to the fucking sun and you get burnt BOY.and im the brightest star shining in the god damn fucking solar system.jungle fucking gap
>>547315279you rolling today bruh
a furry porn artist i follow is drawing a buncha sona outta nowhere damn ...
>>547315989yiff in hell bro
>>547315989futa sona or... ?
Yone!
>>547317115nop big titty healing sona
Ermmm thanks Riot. You're the one who kicked me out last game and refused to connect me.
>>547317342>He's queuing swiftplay instead of getting addicted to ranked? Cut ze connection. Garnish his queue times.
https://streamable.com/y2qe8kthe point of the clips isnt even the dick hardening combos of deathits that everybody is fucking contributing god damn im gonna fucking CUM.and the christmas music is good but its a bit irritating on the loop. shame about that.
Lolgs are le good at the game?
WHat does this little symbol mean
>>547319723Your progression
>>547319643lot of info on this is very inaccurate, just look at the winratesyou are telling me from the whole list the top 6 is>59>56>56>50>47>42... wheres the rest?
nooo i dont want to be at the bottom of the botlane rankings.........
>>547320115it just a fun list right
It's a hard knock life for us heimer mainsHad to argue with ungrateful gwen trannies about how they have it easy one skin per year while heimer's last skin came out after 3 years of waiting, and it has no facial rigging and it uses the same models for his abilities as his default skin from 2012 , it's also legacy and it has a 200$ chroma from gacha.Those freakazoids then say it's more embarrassing for me to main heimer than gwen, why? Because heimer is diddy blud unfair champ, while gwen is cute and wholesome chungus normal pick, even though people only play her because most of them are porn addicted subhumans. At least heimer takes some skill because 2/3s of his kit are skill shots while Gwen just has to get to late game and auto shit. Why do i bother arguing with subhumans, just give me a good heimer while we are at it too. This world doesn't deserve the heimerdingaling
>be mid>clear and roam because Yone is awful to lane against>still low KP despite getting assists and kills>get behind in cs>early team lead lostWhat did I do wrong? I thought that's how you play midlane...
>>547320739are you the guy that holds a dwarven-tier grudge over that awful skin where the artist self-owns on twitter?
>>547320823I am also a diamond nunu main too I also post how much i fucking hate the arcane heimer skin so much every opportunity i have , i also paid 12 euro the other day to buy it lmao (same as the snowmandinger as i don't own it)
Bets
>Zaaahen permabanned in normals Arent people at least curious to play some matchups? I never ban him if I am not first pick because I want to see how he feels like to play against. Literally never lost to him so far.
>>547320712i am trying to update my profile but i can't, dpm stopped tracking it 4 months agoshows i played 4 games in a champ that i have 71 games on lmaotime to look for a better website
>>547321730same for me but i think it's because i got streamer mode and other stuff on which probably prevents these sites from taking data
>>547321663>Zaaahen permabannedi wonder whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TIPOSZtKGQ
>champ releases at 50%+ winrateShould release at around 43%, climb slowly to 48% over the course of first week or two as people learn it WTF is this creature?
>another game lost from trolling teammates>2 in a row nowI'm just trying to improve and climb, I just want to play the game...
>>547321663If champ no one knows how to play has greater than 50% winrate day 1 it's gigabroken. Not that they even bothered hotfix nerfing him yet, they don't give a shit.
>>547321804>>547321982>>547322041
>>547320115the website shat the bed, for some reason. It displayed normals stats evendoe i clicked "all"
>>547321027
>>547322573>0 anti heal
i hate meli hate this apewoman champwhy does she get to just hit w and turn off all the damage takenwhy does she get to whiff all her spells and still get stacks on her passive because they apply on her autoswhy does her e take up the entire width of a lanewhy does her q become borderline impossible to dodge and stack manaflow for freewhy is her skill ranges the size of the average fictional bbc its so fucking quirky xddd
>>547322752when will you people realize that mel is just nigga lux? she is here to replace her
>>547322804lux her ult is 9999999x more fun than anything in mel's entire kit
Enemy Zaahen went a crit build with yuntal, essence reaver, navori quickblade and ie. He did pretty good damage for being 4/10.
Top lane is a miserable lane If you get to counterpick, you can become a complete hitlerstalin 1v9 machineIf you don't, you pick one of the 3 good blind picks in the game and try to only be 30 CS behind by end of lane phaseDont even know how this is fixable, as it stands its way too easy to win off of a counterpick
>fun arena lobby finally with vlad granting everyone different ults >but there are 3 teams bug abusing with blitz and orn againi hate how incompetent riot nigger games is that they are unable to fix cc locks for 3 years straight
>>547322440is this for the whole season or like lifetime stats? also this goes to show you can play league forever and never get better
>have shit ton of 30s clips saved>making a montage with some of the funnier-ish clipsCan i get some feedback onthis onehttps://files.catbox.moe/poepz8.mp4
>>547323440In the current patch, even midlane with Malphite jungle around.>>547322440These aren't that correct either, for some reason that page is imprecise regardless of what you select.
im so good at this game
Malphite jungle is really cancer
>>547324826another one of these
Please report this smurf bought account riot ignores me https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/euw/Thrbeeyurn-8774 until 12 days ago the games were all losses with 0 kills 0 assists to bring the mmr down, together with 3 similarly named accounts that will also be bought by smurfs if they don't get banned
>>547325153ee o em em in my favor
i bet its bcuz i blend in with the map
>>547315989Luxurias?
>>547325458thats the one !
lolg is just smurfs?
When i become the lifetime general secretary of NATO my first executive order would be to have every gwen and sylas main in Europe be subjected to advanced interrogation and chemical sterilization. Well this and dousing everything south of Sicily with VX
Mf Q is one of the most annoying abilities to have to play around
>>547323440>3 good blind picksNIGGERS THAT UNIRONICALLY TYPE THIS HAVEN'T REALLY PLAYED TOPLANE. THERE'S NO GOOD BLINDPICK IN ANY LANE IT'S A LITERAL OXYMORON. JUST TERRIBLE PLAYERS THAT HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO ASTROGAPE THESE CHAMPIONS THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF
Whoever thought Mel being one of the safest picks to ever exist, Zaahen released outright broken and Malphite being able to jungle should be fired. I had my worst games ever with these around even contemplated to quit, this is very awful and cancer meta.
>>547322804huh, now that you say it it kinda makes sense
>>547325831Rock Solid
i just had the best support seraphine ever and it felt so good as she really helped me win>>547325831im just banning him if nobody's hovering.
>>547322752This thing happened to me:>Mel low HP in top>I go top and risk to kill her with my humble Swain>Sylas steals Jinx's R bot and throws it in top as we fight>Mel reflects the stolen ult back to me and shots me just about to kill herI hate Mel.
>>547326430do not feed that
When's the next My Shop?
Another day where I play like trash.
>>547326371CHINESERAPHII
>>547326271she is just another strong independant mage woman that can be played on 3 rolesdespite her being a strong midlaner to the point where she is played in pro play, if you check lower ranks (where most women play) you can see that mid is just barely more played than supportwe are talking about 5% less games for support mel than midthat is fucking insaneshe is not only the same long range mage archetype but she is also played by the same playerbase as luxat the end of the day, she is just nigga luxand you just know her first prestige skin this year won't be the last
>>547326631actually riot sent me this angel from above. my elo, anyway. The player/account came back from a long term afk. It really showed. Kinda like the Legend of Slojoe but in reverse.
>CC on ALL of her abilities>Health-scaling shield on W, and MS buffs on 2 of her abilities>Passive that makes her Cho`Gath level of unkillable the moment she presses her ult into 2 or more people mid-late game, >CDR on ALL of her core items, letting her flip the fight with her WR and then fuck off with her E should the situation deteriorate somehow, and then jump your bones the second time with her QWGenuinely what the fuck was riot thinking?
good thing we don't have m*l mains here
>>547327065what's the E cc
>>547327065>>CC on ALL of her abilitiesWrong, that goes to the king of CC, NautilusNigga even has cc as his passive
>>547327065She has high enough cooldowns early game and her move speed off mounting is bad. Just like other supports like her, enchanters are still the better choice over engagers.
>>547327065we need more female engage-tanks because leona cant always do it, so rell fills the gap. It's fine. Rell's balanced. >>547327082they're hiding. somewhere.
>Kennen vs akali>little dude is getting stomped>she gets fed>she begins popping our mundo and naut>even the tanks are getting shredded>poor kennen>little guy is 1/9>first to die every fight>he tickles their team>enemy team secures dragon soul>something changes>he gets a solo triple somehow>followed by 2 quadras>ends 16/12>and I am once again reminded that I play coinflip simulator 2025
>>547327239That's what happens you play in cutelow, lil budNo one knows what they're doing or how to close games with their lead
euw vgs today 7pm cet
>>547327357no thanks druggie
>>547327108I sear to god getting hit by her empowered E auto feels like she procs iceborn gauntlet>>547327149Nautilus can't run away consequence-free once he uses his anchor
>>547327347omg im in cutelow! im cute! im cute!
why have i inherited this firestorm beef...
not joining the vgs of a drug addict
???????
This is now a Rell appreciation thread
>>547327773shut up gneedra
>>547327773Bot Tristana.
>>547327773Is that a Sona APC?
>>547328049yes, and qkm actually pulled her off
i need a new name
>>547328217nigRlover
>>547328217doesn't matter to stalkers here they WILL find (YOU)!
>>547328339i used to play in a bunch of generals here so i always changed my name every time i picked up a new gameit gotten to a point where i go by like 9 different games but i don't have a "true" namei got addicted to changing names at this point
>>547328423stop taking drugs
>>547328217PhreaksMouthbidet
>>547327065>and then jump your bones the second timeI wouldn't mind if Rell jumped my bones to be honest. Wouldn't mind that a second time too, at all
>>547328217what champ do you main
>>547328678Vlad
https://youtu.be/3XxshJLuCu0?t=111holy fuck skarner can you not shittalk rammus?
>>547328678don't have one
anons say aram is based off summ rift mmr? so if you lose in aram does your norms mmr go down?
>>547327357are you doing fun drugs at least or just a stoner?
>>547329140no, you have different mmr in aramit's also why you are required to play normal draft or swiftplay before you play ranked (if you leveled your account in arena,aram,brawl etc)
>>547328779I now dislike Skarner with intensity.Nobody shittalks Rammus.
>>547328217just make it japanese, like かわいい
i have successfully transitioned from adsissy to a katarina otp
>>547330512happy 4 u!
>>547330512I'll buy you a skin on your first penta
>>547309251A fish can't be soft, they have scales.>>547326756>She is just nigga luxMy dick is pleased knowing that.
and this
>>547330134jp characters can no longer be used ever since the changes they made in februarymost kana and kanji are filtered if you are playing outside of asia regions
>>547331478damn, guess they must've made an exception just for me changing my name less than a month agojust don't use slurs gringo, if you try to write "fuck" in japanese it does get blocked like for any other language
can YOU spot the silver 4 0lp player on my team?
>>547331898you?
>>547331951incorrect retard nigger im gold 4 4lp its the 16k damage caitlyn that almost got outdamaged by the fucking soraka support on the enemy team!
>>547332080uh bro why are you smurfing then complaining about your new to the game teammates
>>547327773that all you got?
>>547332080i was just messing with you lol
>>547331898>my last games I had that little damage as mage midlaneIt's over...
>>547328217Belgian Chudwarrior
>>547328217sweet chungus
how is it that I get 4 consecutive games that each last for about exactly 28 minutes?is it because of me ... every time? 4 times is past coincidence is it not?
>>547332883
https://x.com/Txnshiuwu/status/1991133889805304005
>>547332159i have like 50 webms of me giving enemy cansa as Rell, i might even give some lolgs the bug if the vg lobby gets filled today
funny how malph jungle went from nothingburger buff to hitlerpick in no time as if jungle isn't already the strongest role in the game
How do people get those little minion follower guysSorry if it’s an ignorant question
why cant riot just perma ban anyone going 1/10? I have never inted that hard and the game is better off without these subhumans
>>547335170because otherwise you have to ban anyone getting permaganked and permadove, you could band up with your team to make someone go so bad in score they ban them
>>547335348if youre "perma" dove youre already gapped so hard in lane youre on a bought account or something
>>547335121
>>547335451retard
The word of euw lolgs would spread farther if someone streamed them. But I won`t do that because my ISP has AIDS
i like how every time a new champ comes out you have todeal with niggers first timing or dodging every single game
i main adc (mostly Vayne and Ez) but never really played much kog'maw - i see he's rarely picked so from my experience it's probably a good pick to fight all the endless MFs, caitlyns and jinxesAnyone got any tips on how to maximize Kog'Maw performance?
>>547335121they're from playing TFT
Chat should i paypig cafe cuties Soraka?
someone got what they deserved
>>547338109no, this is the only good skin >>547331764
>>547337003build AP
>>547323627Would
>>547338567too late
Briar won
>Tarzaned is getting streamsniped by the same guy for the 7th time in a row as we speak
>>547340158sure he is timmy
>>547340158you cant stream snipe with streamer mode enabled
>>547333468you know what's really schizo?i might have posted the same image if you posted what I posted and I replied to it
>>547338109no>>547340158sad existence, sadder than mine>>547338418who and why
>>547340416TIMMY
>>547340670sup recalled instead of securing free drake
You me if you can go over my shitlow games and criticize me for 0.0% of the dollar amount advertised in this picture.
>>547321663I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CHAMPIONS BUT IF THERE'S AN OPTION TO PERMABAN PREMADES IN NORMAL GAMES THAT'D BE GREAT AND I'D DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME AND I'M NEVER BE CURIOUS TO KNOW OF THEIR """""""(((TALENTS)))"""""". IMAGINE NEW PLAYERS TRYING TO LEARN THE GAME AND THEY QUEUE UP WITH THESE SUBHUMAN 0 (ZERO) PERCENT WINRATE OXYGEN THIEVES
>>547340158Stream sniping isnt real tho?Streamers just have too big ego.He probably just got the same guy again by accident.
Which one?I got the yellow Catseye one, but once I got ingame I realized I wasn't very into it.
>>547342000obsidian and peridot are okay but id stick with base honestlysometimes no chroma is best chroma
>first game my mel support goes 0/10>2nd game there was some beef and my midlaner kassadin decided its a reasonable thing to do to troll the entire lobby just to punish jayce jungler so he goes botlane and refuses to groupthird times the charm
>>547321663Endless q bug
>>547342000all of them are good except peridot and rose quartz
When was the last time riot released a champ that wasn't universally hated and only picked because they were too overpowered to not pick?
>>547343106renata in 2022
>>547336867didnt dasname stream the vgs?
this game isn't the same without you.
You wouldn't a fish.
how am i supposed to get value out of rell? her engage range is dogshit and only feels playable in team fights but if im playing for late game i might as well pick an enchanter. She apparently has move speed for roams but wtf do her roams do when she cant gank anyone
>>547344060i meant more in like a shoutcaster manner
the new champ is actually adolf
>>547344193She's a fish so she's gotta lay her eggs first for me to fertizile
>>547344319stick to playing enchanters.and probably not mages, either.maybe just leave the role altogether.
>>547343106see >>547289729>zaahenbad design, bad kit>yunarabad design, very good kit>melkinda bad design, bad kit>ambessaterrible design, mid kit (not as fun as it looked to be)>aurora>bad design, upper-mid kit>smoldershit tier design, mid kit>hweimega-cringe design, very uneven kit overall mid>briarupper-mid design, upper-mid kit>naafiribad design, bad kit(on release)>milomid design, low-mid kit>k'santevery bad design, cool kit>nilahbad design, bad kit>bel'vethbad design, bad kit>renatalow-mid design, upper-mid kit>zerigood design, good kit>January 20, 2022so it's been almost 4 YEARS since we last got a wholeheartedly good champand almost 7 YEARS since the last mega good one (sylas)no shit the game is dyingverdict: competency crisis
>>547345273your stupid list is even more stupid with this repost. there are zero people that agree with you and you ignored the plurality that booed your opinion. and then you turn around and accuse people like me of ruining lolg.
>>547345273It's been nothing but chinks, brownoids, women, or both. Holy fuck this game has become so trash.
>>547344357more popular = more people mo' bitches mo' problems
>>547345273>mage floyd>goodgo to the nearest gun range and catapult your brain into the ceiling with a 12 gauge>>547344319Works on my machine, what items did you build and what boots did you get? or just post a post-game screenshot
Braum is OP as fuck
>>547309251>>547309665Rape all enchanter mains (after carrying them)
>>547345273>Sylas>mega goodKindly kill yourself
>>547309213https://youtu.be/6fulkKEVK2wWild Rift should make a crossover with the Simpsons to not be left behind by this SpongeGod event.
>>547345720swifties locket redemption, was considering some DMP bloodsong build for fun
>>547345273>good kitDidnt that abomination get like 20 mini-reworks in a row and was basically getting a new mini-rework every patch for like an entire season?How is that a good design.
>>547348271Tell him he should have an anvil dropped on his head.
????? IS THIS FOTM BLOAT CHAMP SUPPOSED TO BE GIGA STRONG OR WHAT? I EVEN STOOD STILL AT THE END SO HE CAN TRY TO KILL ME AT MAX STACKS. THIS BLOAT CHAMP GETTING FILTERED BY EXODIA TANK ITEMS DELUXE
>>547348714wtf you build deadmans steel plate for?
>>547348924WDYM? TANK ITEMS ARE THE STRONGEST CLASS OF ITEMS IN THE GAME. OFC I'LL BUILD IT
NA
>>547309821Taking requests. What should I draw?Thanks for making more room btw.
>>547349441somethhing christmas themed
>>547349441K'Sante fucking Irelia
I'm so lucky, bros...
>>547349502>>547349520K'Santa(K'Sante dressed like a santa) fucking Irelia and saying "heres your christmas present, slut"
the sacrifice is never knowing why...
Draw something gentle.
>>547349441Viego and Gwen having Thanksgiving dinner or celebrating Christmas.
>>547348373he ends up doing 9k damage and we are struggling every round even with twin mask because he is a plat peaker gambling addict
>>547349441frustrated Rell on a playground wooden horse
Vanilla, missionary, passionate, hand-holding sex with Lux for the purpose of procreation.
>>547348714>they couldn't stop themselves from bringing back old aatrox revivecrazy bwo
If you could see Icons in champ select which ones would you dodge?
>>547350694
>>547349441braum fucking senna
>>547351175esports team logo icons
>>547349441sexy femyordles
based pakami i think...
>>547352381defensive itemization is underrated. building defense later instead of just stacking damage items (you'll never actually need six damage items) is the way to go for everything.
>>547345273>SylasJust some brit in chains. Lame as fuck
dropped a fat chungus on those bitches https://files.catbox.moe/63n6ic.webm
>say fuck it and decide to get the cheapest pass, already got all the levels it'll just give me everything all at once>get the 3 roll in the mythic sanctum>get the jinx skin AND border in the 2nd and 3rd rolls, and have enough ME for the arcane ward skin through attrition.Okay.It's a sign. Perhaps I judged the system too harshly.
added him afterwards and told him if i ever saw him in a ranked game im going to run it down on his team on purpose. left that fucking lane immediatelyhttps://streamable.com/rrcul3
>>547353714how are you still playing, go to sleep
>>547353678>meanwhile i've gotten nothing but icon + 3 ME for 11 months straight
>>547345273The last 2 things Riot ever did correctly were Kled's voice lines and the Corporate Mundo skin during his rework. I have negative to almost fully negative views on everything else they've done, at least from a creative / kit standpoint.>akshan being the worst in terms of kit>bel'veth being the worst in terms of aesthetics / advertisement
>>547353157bomba
>>547353790LE MAGE ADC IS LE TOO STRONG
>>547353714>playing an old hagDeserved.
>>547353714tp was used for psychological warfarelooks like a novice student of 6pek
All right.I might buy that reindeer smolder skin......maybe.
>another game lost over Zaahen being broken>on top of jungle diffCan we stop? I'm demoting...
I can't believe i`m about to write this, but... I actually liked playing Soraka. If you get matched into an engage support you can start sowing suicidal thoughts in their heads as soon as you get E circle. And her kit is so simple i can freely shittalk the entire lobby and remain an effective player.
>>547353909LE PEEPEE POOO
>soraka is considered an easy champ>bard is considered a hard champits actually the opposite desu.
good morning does anyone want to play a game of arena before i sleep
Wait I don't even have to aim at a target in league? I just click and my adc bullets auto hit even through obstacles enemies and terrain?? What the fuck???
>>547355773and yet adcs somehow always complain that they're role sucks. curious!
>>547355773>anon figures out why adc is the most gimped nerfed role
EUW VGS STATUS?
>>547328217sissy princess #hrt
>>547356358CTRL+F STATUS?
briar status?
I'm doing negative every game win or loss.
>>547357519creampied (by me)
>>547358145
>another zaahen passed the ban phaselost
I have t3 Braum and t3 seraphine but lose to gwen t3? what's up with that riot
>>547359097gwen must be muh unlocked so she has to be le stronger
Why does Zaahen look so shit?
pedoking1
>>547359896same reason why we got thishave to appeal to fags and women
>play normals>bronze vs diamond jungleroh my science how balanced and fun
>lost three games in a row, even losing a 5v4holy fuck
gotta pick up rainbow blitz right?
>>547361305I like catseye actually
>>547359896Failed / leftover Aatrox junk (I'm not kidding). There's some Xin rework concepts in his kit too.
>>547361305citrine,pearl,rainbow are worth
League of Legends is friendslop.
>>547359896A Chinese god shoehorned as a darkin/ascended.
what is this skin called i forgot
the best thing to do is pick up all the pink chromas and destroy your opponent and then tell them they got beaten by a girl
>>547361993Ruined Nigalee.
>>547361993snow bunny nidalee iirc
Zilean asu when...
>>547350694calm down k'sante
>>547362036King brown, what is this skin called?
King Brown From Brazil, Why Doesnt JellyFish Like You?>>547362991King brown, what is this skin called?
Hello guys, today we are doing my Blue Essence Haul in League of Legends! *squeeeeee* ~>> >____< ==o!! <<~I had about 136k BE that's blue essence for you guys in the back... to start with, and i finsihed with 27.3k BE when i was done. Ok guys, now, before we start, don't forget to like and subscribe and hit the bell! ;) To always always always so so so so so much be notified everytime i upload a video or make a post... Love ya! *mwah* xo Ok guys, looking inside... we can see...Loooooooooots of chromas ooooooooohhhh *turns the camera around to show my hand tapping on the monitor screen of all my chromas**at this point u feel a tingly shiver run down ur spine cause ur such a fucking shut-in loser that reads lolg ur imagining a girl speaking to u as u read this post*Anyway, i gooooooooot tehe :3 i got lux chromas yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! lulu chromas!!!! oooohh!! ashe chromas yaaayyy!! shen chromas HUMPH! *folds arms all seriously for a second* lets see... galio... pohhh peeee.... gnar gyada gyada! \o/ zyra!! yaaaaay rek sai... MF! *does a booby bounce* shyvana.. and more well here you guys just take a look!
>>547309213NIGGER DEI ZAAHEN NIGGER
>>547363265i love you a lot will yo umarry me
>>547363265peak.
desuwa never recovered from the worlds thread>>547363647peak
can't we just delete the posts since we know it's the spammer?
>>547364058proof?
>>547364058You can just press the [-] button and enable the "hide the stubs" option and his shit will disappear. He always tries to shit up the thread after this fact mentioned like a seething impotent that he is, but it won't matter since you can instahide his posts in less than a second
I hate niggers so much it's unreal
>>547364653many are saying this
>>547364653calm down, senna, mel, and rell.
>>547364653The spammer isn't even a negro i bet.
>>547364795he's some inbred from middle-east residing in finland
Drututt thinks Zaahen is C tier and needs hotfix buffs.
>>547364993Counterpoint: he is polish
arena is such a disgusting fucking game modei am trying my best to explain my gold 4 negative wr kaisa that she has short range and she is 100% kill target, while i have to 1v2 dia+ premadesi understand mmr is calculated differently but how the fuck are literal locked camera handless creatures playing on the same level as much better players?looked at their profiles on leagueofgraphs, the kaisa actually has a higher winrate than all the players in the lobby including myselfbecause bad players are getting turbo boosted by strong augments/champs, they are actually playing on a higher mmr than players who are simply betterremember when people kept saying >uuugh but arena takes more skill because interactive maps and cooldown management!!and then riot just took a fat fucking shit on the game mode and made some classes inherently broken
EUW VGSeuwvgs
Are characters without dashes even viable to play nowadays?
>try to lock in Zaahen to see what all the commotion is about>couldn't proceed through champ select four times in a row without someone dodging
>>547365294easily,look at shit like>jhin>jinxliterally best blindable adcs into any and every teamcomp ever and they only have ms steroids
>>547365493Twisted Fate on the left.* Viego and Vel'Koz on the right.*
kill all cuck posters, round house kick all cuck posters into the concrete etc, fuck this gay cuck thread im going l*ve, fuck lil tyrone gon do?https://www.twitch.tv/nopartysage_live
king brown viego nowhere to be seen>>547365493Ezreal on the left. K'sante and Lux on the right.>>547365718Ezreal on the left. K'sante and Lux on the right.>>547365742clicking
need 1 more for EUW VGSpw: euwvgs
>>547366023KING RABBIT are you related to king brown from brazil? can you tell him to calm down
>>54736515310/10 if anyone wants to come i can sit out or others can offer their slotwill start in 5 mins
2XKO is gonna have its own exclusive new champion, Rake.
>>547255024>Now they can't even get 1 game goingretard
bros..i feel so small and insecure between the legs
>>547367263all in bottom team because twitch a cute
>>547365294If you can stick some movement speed into them, and you have either range, low cooldown rotations, maybe. Otherwise not having a dash gives too many limitations in the current state of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba83qUPE7wI
>>547368280>log in for sailing>log off after the questworst """skill""" ever
champs for this feel
>>547369050draven and bard
>>547369050this is supposed to be doomerish but to be honest i find it kinda cute and wholesomejunglers and supports on the adc
>>547368884shut the fuck up faggot
>>547367263>giving tehron twitchlol
>another gambling addict is throwing rounds intentionally in arena to get a shardholder and we lose anyways
>>547369839xdd we LOST bigly g2 coming up now
laners cant control their ADHD for 30 sec for me to take a drake without starting a fight and baiting everyone to drake for no reason
>>547370837No results or bets posted?
>Teammates pinging dragon>Ok go to dragon>Teammates are refusing to come help with it>Try to solo it>4 enemies jump on me and kill me>Teammates are still just hitting their minions chill farming not even pushing and getting plates just freezing vs nothingAaand im never touching a objective ever again.Enjoy 0 to 4 dragons.
>>547309213man that guy looks so fucking gay
>>547369817god i wish he would choke and die on that same shit he posts
dont worry guys, tomorrow is shabbat so he wont be posting
>>547371994Worse, he is stupidly broken you legit can take him down on a 3v1 even if he isn't fed.
>>547371913i love this one... do you have any more seraphine stuff...?
>>547372373king brown is a latinx so he is probably gay, yeah
shift + w on 4chanx to enable text only mode
>every arena game i have to explain my teammates what their abilities do>but i am also playing into dia-master stacks
>>547373007how will i see all the nami and soraka sissy posts then?
>>547373173"soraka my ____ wife" and follow the chain
>>547372261he never posts on saturdays?
>>547373173tell him to do his job and clean it up
>>547373427when i still played like 2 years ago and actually frequented this general, i saw him post on one saturday in a whole year
>>547373538why do people keep memeing that hes a janny
not even bad haul honestly but i'd prefer if there were no champie icons
g3 lobby up need 1
>>547373807because you get banned if you talk shit to or about his friendand he is always first to every thread no matter what time even though he doesn't play the game anymorethere's no way he comes here just for baby babble hour. he's forced to do it for free
Result1
>>547372045our only hope is if he gets hit by a bus
>>547375171wait, you think he goes outside?
Winter Ziggs is literally a pay to win skin on the winter SR.
alri alri alri EUW VGS does do yep truegame 3 + remembered to take ssholy
the report system in this game is so badlike my god you fucking faggots are so fucking controlling and fucking cancer fucking dog shit queers manthey don't want to educate these fucking retards everfucking fatherless fucking freaks on this game
>>547375712just uninstall and be free
>>547375694awsum skins top + frenall in top team!
>>547349441How Santa Garen and elf Lux?
>>547349441blitzcrank's head peeking out of a dumpster/garbage can with a santa hat + speech bubble saying "viktor...."
namijanny is too busy ERPing in warframe to care about us
>>547373807he'll leave porn, cp, and gore up but instantly delete posts that criticize himit's not subtle at all
>>547375217the bus driver can have a stroke and crash into his house
>>547377723why is she making the small dick gesture.
>prismatic Noxus lost to two four star four costsfucking bullshit
>>547371389>you, retarded: this means that I should never do objectives>me, enlightened: this means that I should never listen to my teammates pings
>>547376913why would you erp with other fat men?
g4 now lobby up one slot open
>>547371389>>547378372Don't know you both, but if I ping an objective it's just to remember my team it exists/is almost up and we might want to play around it.
>"Ionians know the contrast between light and dark"What did hwei mean by this
>>547378981>euw vgs 4th game going despite the cuckspammer's best attemptThe white man marches on
>>547379348Are finnish not white to you?
>>547378981>demoted from g3 to g4shawty won>>547379169me at the club after a few drinks
need 1 morepw:euwvgs
>>547379479Finns are mongol mutts, asians, coincides too when it comes to the biggest cuckshit demographics
>>547379658nah listen to pings next time
>>547379479Americans are the only true whites.
>>547309213Challenger #1 NA Here: At dodging skillshots in ARAMAny questions for me?Yes, I come to /vg/ threads.Pic Related
g4 it is what it is >>547379348>The white man marches ontrvke nvke
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/japanese-woman-marries-ai-companion-she-created-using-chatgpt-klaus-listened-to-me-and-understood-me-9628906there's hope for poppyfag
>>547380979>white man marches forward>plays as a niggerwhat did he mean by this?
>>547380730>gayramare you challenger in co-op ai too?
>>547380369replied to wrong post?
>>547380730that challenge and many others like it are buggedyou arent #1 sorry
>>547337003Buy and use Pug'Maw>>547360978Even Rioters say that you can't win every game, some games are unwinnable. Take the L and move on.
>>547381179An biologically black or hispanic or asian person can be white.Hitler gave japanesse people and italians honorary white status for helping him cull white peopl- akhem i mean save the white race.(Killing tens of millions of white people)A biologically white person can also be a nigger if he has a nigger mindset.
league.....of legends?
>Americans are the only true whites.
>>547382382I unironically like League of Legends. I just wish riot would just die already.
Fought an Aurora in Ranked for the first time.What the FUCK is that damage? Like, literally level 1 she just auto+Q and I take 40% of my health? And once she had the W it just became impossible to walk up to her without losing half my health.
>>547382267you spend too much time on /pol/
>>547382729So you would prefer Tencent fully taking over the development of League of Legends?Because thats whats going to happen if Riot Games died.
>>547382738Welcome to nuleague. All new champs are overloaded and low skill floor.
vile threadff go next
>>547382946GOOD! Riot has proven that they're shit with maintaining game balance, art design, and story. At least the Chinese are going to put sexy women in it.
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1mEwYn5d6gZHi2tE-s2DqFAOJBJVQr2RVpAKAfj9UvTA/edit?usp=sharingI've been posting schizophrenic powerpoints in pregame lobbies for some time now.This one doesn't tell you how I play it's just, as the kids say, an exercise in "Aura Farming"
_______________________________|_________Surrender?___________||_______________________________||____[Yes]_________[No]_________||____[#]__[__]__[__]__[__]__[__]____|
i miss brawl
>>547380979g4 results
>>547383927*abstains and leaves it up to my team*
>>547384004wtf is this matchmaking
>>547383927No
>>547381194You sure about that?270k
tarzaned hitting rank 1 would be cinema
>>547382738wait till this guy goes against mel
>>547384512What would be the perfect execute comp?>darius >chogath>mel >smolder>pyke
>>547384428https://challenges.darkintaqt.com/challenge/101202?region=euwunfortunately yesi fell for it and many others have as well for various other challenges
>>547383927No, we scale (maybe)
>>547384269it's sovl
Surrender vote failed for ally team 1 / 2
should've listened to pings
>>547384512I've fought a few Mels. At least with them they don't START at that level. Mel's a lot worse late game cause of how ridiculous the CD on her snare is, but I was just floored at the raw early burst Aurora has. It was a shit game overall though. The game was like 3/17 at 15 min, with the only 3 kills on our end being our Jungle Karthus who hadn't gotten any objectives. So probably not a great indicator of a reasonable game against her.
last euw vgs of the night game 5
im such a fat fucking chud
>>547382274>>547382583>>547382925it just works
>get the new champ in aram>entire enemy team is ranged>one of them picks the exhaust ignite thing early>legitimately useless all game longthat was fun
Wait is it true this guy is some indian who got cucked by a White guy in college so he got mindbroken? I swear it was on my local news, like he was screaming about the vg general and talking about blacks.
>>547386384He made a Bollywood hero, and everyone hated it because he was overloaded as fuck and, story-wise, a Mary Sue, instead of fixing it. He left Riot Games to make a Mobile phone rip-off of League.
grapeape = $100k a yeardesuwa = $80k a year>>547386384>MUH WHITE GUYZezrealcel soiboi its time to realize that this website is beyond your intelligence
>>547386672>He left Riot Games to make a Mobile phone rip-off of League.Which one?>Akshan.You know a champion isn't popular by the way he doesn't get skins in WR or TFT stuff.
undoot the aurora folder for grapeapes last resort
>leave to listen some music>he's still hereon another news, when are they going to nerf mel and zaahen? that shit can't remain in the game without a full rework
Who the fuck is desuwaI have never seen a poster with that name post here yet he keeps bringing him up
>>547387575I think they will gut Zaahen's passives.
>>547387673he gains even more ad and sustain than darius if i remember correctly someone saying that
>>547387673It'll be his lifesteal and AD modifiers for sure
ruxanna crownguard as the racist man likes to call her
>gets yellowwashed on releaseOMFGNO WAYwe all knew white male characters are all automatically yellowwashed but they now they washing the black characters????
>>547387345I don't remember because I don't think it got off the ground, but he shared screenshots of what he was doing at it, which was just league champs.
>>547388251Zaheens penis doesnt look like that hes asian tho.That looks more like K'Sante.
test 5>>547388376BLASIAN*
kek I think the WHITE post got to him
sheesh ggs
>he was playing one handed in the twitch game
I drew the starmie'koz on the last magma. Give me a pokemon and champ combo to do next.
>>547389125*slaps your ass*
>>547389190kurostar calm down
>>547389179tortrrammus (torterra)
>>547388653ggs, thanks for hostingngl I find it kinda insane that we were easily able to play 5 games even with the thread like this, while we were struggling to fill even one lobby like a month ago
>>547389125*leaves you on read*
lolg for this feeling>>547389190>>547389390White Guy its time to stop simping, the woman wont acknowledge you
why did queen brown reject king brown from brazil
i miss bunny main
>>547389336Rabbit King the best to ever do it!https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527496864/#527509209
>A few months ago every NA poster disapeared overnight and suddently EUW vgs randomly came back to lifeI feel like either Euw posters are american or Na posters were Europeans on alts pretending to be american but they like... decided to move back to euw for some reason.Like almost all the NA posters disapeared and suddently EUW is full of posters again and we have 5 euwvgs in one night when we couldnt even get 5 people before this doesnt feel like a coincidence.
>>547390097firefly is from honkai star rail not genshin
>>547390023you are fat as hell>>547390219rotations
>>547390589im ahead of my time
>>547390219I think it's just that NA lolgers imploded over drama. when it comes to euw vgs filling, well, first time in a long time they are actually happening regularly and people can expect that they will happen and they wont just waste an hour sitting in a half empty lobby
>>547390913if theyre going to be so one sided people will get pissed and stop playing
does this spammer sound as queer as the bloomsfaggot guy irl?
>>547391012how can you even balance it better though? half of the players there dont play a lot of ranked and so their ranks arent representative of their skills, or they are just straight up unranked. the dude who went 27/0 in last game and raped the lobby now is randomly playing on an offrole with some meme pick, while the guy who inted top last game got annoyed and picked his otp.unless you want to spend 15 minutes before each game planning out who goes where and on what champions this is the best you can hope for.
VG VS VGNAVIDYA
>>547391473i dont know
the only way i'm going to carry these dog shit egirls are the NA server is if i get fucking paid to do itfucking dead server
>>547390097sph is so based it makes me wish my dick was smaller
>>547391728pretty sure everyone today won some games, and lost some games. as long as we dont start getting host and his 4 master friends vs everyone else I think we gucci.that said, if you are severely autistic you can make a spreadsheet for it would be kinda interesting to see. pretty sure lunar has like 80% wr
>>547391825i cant relate im a girl
>>547390913>>547391012anons cried over literally everything no shit people stopped having fun>WAHHH THERES TOO MANY HIGH ELO PLAYERS>WAHH THERES TOO MANY LOW ELO PLAYERS>WAHHH PEOPLE ARE ON THEIR MAINS>WAHH PEOPLE ARE FIRST TIMING>WAHH ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING HOST>WAHH ITS SOME NEW RANDO HOST I DONT KNOW IM NOT JOINING THAT>WAHH PEOPLE ARE FEAR ENDING>WAHHH PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING AROUND JUST END
>>547362409>>547365913Irelia looks canon, but Lux is totally out of proportions, she should have long slim legs, small tubular breasts and petite bubble butt. I hate overgooned aesthetics
>>547390219what the clique the clique gets
>>547391963and people not only their one tricks like last time helps too
>>547349441draw riot hq in flames
i ahte ahri so much its unreal...
>>547392109eh remember euw vgs originally imploded because arya would only play gwen and turned everyone against oldblood rabbitbut that tranny is gone so things can get better now
>>547391665>Restart pc so i can open league(i turn of vanguard when im not playing League so it cant watch what im doing) to join>No lobbykys
>>547392287idk, while I guess games were a bit more interesting today, I dont like how we are starting to make these unofficial rules. before you know we will end up like >>547392109
the playerbase on NA is so depressing man
stop sperging out, euw vgs are fine, we should let otps play their champs althoughbeit so its fun for them aswell
>>547392712those have always been things that people will complain aboutseeing people on their otps smash the enemy auto filled bronze player isn't fun for either side and you know itwhen they get sweaty for vg lp that's when everything goes to shit
Ummm, this is a blue board...
Hmmm. I think I'm going to post Viego.MY KING.
>>547393283thats the thing doe, I like playing other champs in vgs. Im not gonna pick them in ranked and Im not gonna play normals just to play a game of quinn, so vgs are a nice place for that. but in the end I am an otp because I like playing this champion and if I pick it in vgs I dont wanna feel like literally hitler>>547393325you can play your otp not because you are sweaty for the win, but just because you enjoy playing your otp. you know, the whole reason you became an otp.
>>547393742getting mad at people playing champs they like is retarded to begin with
games???
>>547393867I am pretty sure 90% of people complaining about it dont even play vgs since I dont see that complaint in lobbies. but I get le baited every time.
>>547393453I've been actually kneeling to this fucking champion much more often than I'd like.
>>547391665is lobby still up i was in a game when this was posted
>>547394175Because he's the damn GOAT. Though if you want to beat him easy Jax and Pantheon clap him in the jungle early and late. Those two are the ones I usually lose to.
>>547394175that's just the default way to be around his presence
Good night /lolg/
>>547394335there is no lobby...
>>547394532TRVKE.
>>547394603ok i will just queue up for another game then :(
>>547394532>white men feel emasculated by him>white women kneel down>>547394662FALSKVE
>whitecel accidentally slipped up and said that white women bow down to brown mendesuwapeclean up on isle 1488
>>547394662you know it, brother
>>547395063BROWNGO ARGH
HOLD UPis it 2050 USA alreadyare hispanic brown viegos already the majority? are we allowed to post light skinned women slurping on brown cock without feefee being hurt
desuwaperapeclean up on isle 1488its aurora from league of loggers
based viego posters
>>547394175cuck
>>547395553why brown babe queen jerryfish chosened a darker fella over browngo?
lobby?
i hate being the victim of racism
>omg hes spamming dick so funny hahahahahaaha>at least its a picturekill all faggots
wake up and smoke the wape
forgot about vgs again award
>>547396719oh wow another fucking actual homosexual irlcrazy
vgs come back so we can escape the spam
>>547393453
desuvva got cucked by faker :D
When does Aram Mayhem end?Are there plans to add it permanent?I really enjoy it a lot. It's a near perfect mix of aram and arena. They should lean into it slightly more and add the arena items as well
auroras preference in men single handedly cleared hiromoots ""staff"" (slaves)hahahahahso funnyIM LAFFIN INNIT
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>>547398172WR's is seasonal, is re-start nearly immediately after it ends.
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>used to think zahjeet was good>realize it's actually dog shit, mel will still be my permabanlmfao
Play better win the game. pretty much thats what you do. if you didnt win you didnt play better enough
>>547398695>zahjeetzahblack eventhe pumper and dumper of yunara
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>top trollpicks his own free lane >dies lvl 2>blames jg for not being there>announces to the enemy team where jg is in the middle of his allchat flame>deafens all when the enemy team sides with jgDO TOPSISSIES REALLY? DO THEY ACTUALLY REALLY???
I love Lissandra!
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>>547309821>still no yordle cornerIts truly over, huh?
>>547399002I LOVE ZAAHE- [USER WAS BANNED FOR RULER 1488: YOU WILL NOT HURT HWITE MALE FEELING]
>RULER 1488bro>>547399162white bois aka the hamster fuckers are extinct already, yes its over
>>547309213NIGGERCHAMP IS BLACKNIGGERCALL THE POLICE
Chaadzen is bagging the purest aryan girls while you are foreve aloning on 4cuck :(
League boomer here, any site to check ranks from s2-s5?
>>547399969what was your username (EUW ONLY)
>>547399969opgg should still have those i thikn?
>>547312605Ekko, Stop Beating Up The Women.>>547313869>they just let some random nigga beat them up.Viego, Ekko Isnt Just Some Random Nigga.
>>547400527thats a breedable white girl
>open 4chan>whictecels are celebrating brown takeover>>547394662>>547395063grok predicted this