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good morning i love them
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Whiteboard is spammed
thrivin_
>>547337348is it ever not spammed?
>>547337348it’s too early in the morning for this shit
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>547337348Seems our esteemed thread personalities didn't take kindly to being compared to Twitter personalities
>>547337268Good morning me tooooooo
Heterosexual cisgender couples scare the average deltaroooner
>>547337512>ME x Noellennnope
>>547337553He said cisgender couples.
>>547337512real and true pair
>>547337512>ME x Carolnada
>>547337553If your vessel is a girl then it's not a straight couple.
Me x NoelleKris x DessRalsei x Susie
>>547337672the grooming trifecta
>>547337512
>>547337646my vessel will be kris and i am male. i will MAKE a heterosexual couple if i must.
Hooman.
>>547337731Ralsei groomed Susie?
Kris x Me x Noelle
>>547337746
>>547337808He had to, the girl’s hair was full of tangles
>>547337842unironically peak if written well. im workin on something that yall'll see prolly today or tomorrow with this kinda stuff
>>547335701>tasquebrap tried to dox someoneWho could have seen that one coming?
>>547337865
Asriel is GAYGAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYhe is a HOMOSEXUALhe likes MEN and PENISESCOCKShe does not feel attraction to females, only MENMALES of the MASCULINE GENDER
KanaClover is cute!
>>547337983chara…
>>547338058Why does she bully him like that?
There's something that's been on my mind about being highly inspired by Deltarune's storyI've been putting together my interpretations, and everything surrounding the prophecy, saving the world as a group of misfits that became friends, that only really understand each other, it's weird to think, if I were in Kris or Susie's place, if my name was there in the prophecy and I would have to die to save the world? That could be actually kind of awesome?It's like suddenly my life has so much more meaning, I can work moving towards a beautiful fate that brought me a new greater meaning that never had before. The only sad part would imagine if either Kris, Susie of Ralsei died, the others would be sad for their friend's death, so it would be more comfortable if all three of them all perished together in a dawn of beautiful conclusion. I think I'd like to write a story someday about a character marching towards their fate but unlike FFX or Deltarune or I guess Jesus Christ himself, this character is actually really into sacrificing themselves. Do I sound suicidal?
>>547337485
>>547337946Nice! I shall be waiting for it anon.
Shayy did nothing wrong
>>547337983I'm sorry, but Asriel couldn't not resist the tomboy doe temptress.
>>547337983Do you think he and Dess shared men?
Leaked new NPC from chapter 5
>>547338421dess had to beg him to share
>>547338198>Do I sound suicidal?A little but I like that story idea too.
>>547338198yeeaaahhhh might wanna be careful with how comforting you may find the thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihw-IyO7GQ8
>>547338198are you noelle
i love buckethead <3
Gassyter
>>547338651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZrPuUjpt6w
shed a gastear to this thread
Last night I had a dream that we worked on a 3D collaborative diorama called /utg/town and each person contributed their own houses and shops. I made a shop with Gaster as the store owner(cuz duh) but then he fucking disappeared at the end.One of my former university classmates was there and she made an entire onsen with real water and everyone thought it was the coolest, everyone liked her because she was the best artist.
>>547338421>>547338469>sharing men that are not Asrielguess you really can't do better than perfect
>>547339083I'll add the Futa Monster Bathhouse
>>547338540>>547338525I'll keep that in mind>>547338596No, to be frank I never thought of Noelle's character to be self sacrificial to that degree which is curious to me because a lot of people interpret her that way, I must have missed something
>>547339083adding the cum hot springs
>>547339083Fujo's carpentry shop should be there.
>>547339159Ok last one I swear. I have to go to bed.
DOS platformer protagonist Schizoboss who is freaking the fuck out because no matter how he tries to slice it his game is basically unplayable compared to Mario
>>547338583This remix is one of my big faves, I really like how Glaceir was fit into itToby really hit it out of the park with the entire Sword Route sequence
>>547339083where’s the Dice Devourers pippin eatery (head chef snippiP)
>>547339479and his cycles are too fast on modern darkware so cannot stop fucking tweaking
>>547338218Cute maid.
https://www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/page/UNDERTALE/en/
On AO3 what is the difference btw "A & B" and "A/B"
>>547340629>Undertale x Yoko ShimomuraI'm gonna fucking cum
>>547340629I was kind of hoping for something more substantial than piano arrangements when we finally got Yoko Shimomura doing Undertale but I'll take 'em, glad to see the Megalo loop finally closedExcited to see what kind of merch they've got cooked up if they get some of the big designer talents at the company involved
>>547340629hory shit lucky bastard
All toby sees is a reason to stay in japan somehow even after his death.
>>547340727I think one is romantic pairing and the other is just the story features the two? I could be way off mark here. Someone who's a bigger nerd about this shit, please help.
>>547340727A/B is the ship and A & B are the characters interacting together romantic context or not
>>547339083Aww that would be fun
>>547337983Canonically Asriel has dated Catty, kissed Bratty, probably made out with Dess considering the retainer, and has zero interest in men.
>>547340727& means friendship or familiar or otherwise platonic, / means romantic or sexual
>>547340629>new megalovania version
>>547340502Cute maids!
>>547340629>Toby is now collaborating with the same company that created Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger, and Live A LiveThis dude won.
Asriel gets BULLIED SEXUALLY by all the women in town because of the size of his TINY penis and MASSIVE balls.
>>547340629I really hope the merch has Amano, Nomura, and/or Yoshida art of Undertale characters
Robert Fuchs will direct the next Final Fantasy
>>547337180hello hello fren :)>>547337983TRUTH NUKE>>547341185get this man a FALSE
>>547341302I don't want him to do a mainline title, but a spinoff or spinoff-spinoff like Bravely Default could be fun.
>>547341185I too like that artist that draws asriel with a micropenis and gets sexually bullied by every undertale female
>>547339290not that i don't appreciate the gif, but i think you got the wrong thread
>>547341302I don't feel like his vibe fits FF at least musically but Sans should be in Dissidia is all I'm sayin
Hmm? You like Final Fantasy? Is that so?(laugh) cuteI am on Final Fantasy's pants...
Asriel gets BULLIED SEXUALLY by all the women AND MEN in town because of the size of his VOLUPTUOUS ass.
>>547341687TRUTH NUKE>>547341687CANON
If they ever decide to make a Live-a-Live successor that's an anthology they could get Toby Fox to do one of the parts and it would probably turn out great
Asriel gets BULLIED GENTLY by EVERYONE in town because he's such a SWEET and LOVABLE DORK.
>>547341910misspelled ralsei
>>547341125True!
>>547341831I wish Squeenix would make something cool like a Live A Live successor instead of stupid shit like Foamstars.
>>547341983This applies to both goat boys.
Asriel gets LOVED AND CARED FOR by his FAMILY AND FRIENDS because he's a WONDERFUL PERSON and is worth having a NON SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP with.
>>547342159fucking SICKO
Flowey has SEX with ME
This incident has sent nonbinary people at least five years back in progress
you'll have sex tonight
>>547342485Is that a threat
>>547342485>*price is right theme*
>>547342485don't threaten me with a good time
>>547342328Frisk...
>>547342485https://youtube.com/watch?v=kGU_xpq6QAs
>>547342485FRIEND...
would u still love asriel if he was a worm?
>>547342801Would be be a sexy worm?
>>547342801Of course, I love Asriel even if he's an unfeeling flower that probably kills himself in the end
>>547342929Flowey is alive in the alarm clock. Arguably his whole issue is that he can't bring himself to commit suicide.
>>547342898he's a sexy worm wearing a worm bikini with a bra with those nipple tassel things on it
>>547343146wow so relatable
>>547343196>worm bikiniwormerina...
Wormsriel's Sexy Worm Titties
>>547335701wasn't he the one who modded women to be as wide as they are tall with muscles so big that the women would expend their life force within a minute of fasting since the musclemass was so immense that the bodily upkeep has them eating like kolibri?
>Alphys' "Love Worms" ray backfired
Fave LOVES driving with the sun in their eyes, it’s great!
>>547343903BURNING EYES...
>>547343891Undyne should really talk with her and her ray problem. It's getting out of control.
I'm sorry to bring e-celeb discussion to the thread instead of game discussion, but it's about time something about Shayy came out. He always gave me the creeps and it's kind of funny to see Xitterers sad at a very stereotypical sex pest turning out to be a sex pest. I never liked him for making Froggit his "brand", either.
>>547342485With my vibrator? But I did that last night...
I can't believe Kris' pronouns were raped out of them
>>547344318would tenna say this
>>547344141but it's probably my favorite general specific meme from here!We can't get rid of it!
>>547342485Not likely, friend.
I'm sorry to bring game discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will Toby even be able to conclude all the mysteries in a satisfying manner?>Gaster>Dess>The man behind the tree>The Roaring Knight>The prophecy>Asgore's whole deal>Carol's whole deal>Kris's whole deal>The shelterMost of these relate to each other, but what about the man? The egg stuff? It feels so disconnected from the rest of the story that I can't help but wonder what its whole deal is.I'm afraid Toby's juggling way too many plot points.
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will asriel look as gay as i hope when he appears in chapter 5?
if asriel's fat i'm killing myself
if asriel is fat I'm getting a straw plucking inside his belly and slurping the fat out of him like a milkshake
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will ralsei be revealed to truly be about 12 inches?
if asriel's fat i'm coomng myself
if asriel's fat im taking a needle and popping him and watching him deflate
>>547344491A good story lets people self insert a billion headcanon theories, so for it to be a good, the answer has to be no
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will it be vaguely hinted that asriel has some "experience" "dealing with humans" from his college time?
>>547344491The Mysterious Eggs Man is pretty clearly tied to Kris's backstory with how he and his eggs are associated with the Seven Flying Aces, art therapy, trees and so onHe probably won't be super important but doing the quest will give more context for what's going on with Kris
>>547344623As a compromise, Toby will make Asriel huge bisexual manslut that had frequent threesomes with Dess and burly human truckers. This way, everyone is satisfied.
>>547344916i astral projected into toby's mind and can confirm asriel looks like fucks human men (exclusively)
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will it be revealed that asriel drives a mercedez benz like ralsei does?
>>547344157>I'm sorry to bring e-celeb discussion to the thread instead of game discussionIf you were really sorry then you wouldn't do it
>>547344916he sneezed yellow pus over a human girl at a party once, accidentally.
>>547344623No, he's going to look like furry Alex Yiik with a triforce shirt and cargo shorts
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will it be revealed that asriel fucked up his college grades and will be forced to work at burger king?
>>547345171based
>>547344157I hate YouTubers in general. Specifically the ones who record themselves, I'm typically fine with the ones who don't. It attracts and creates this certain foul personality that craves attention, validation, hunger for fans and friends and adoration. I'll never understand the parasociality that people form with these YouTubers. Seeing people do things like violently destroy their shayy plushies is crazy to me, it's like seeing spurned ex-lovers hysterically break their partner's belongings. They're not your friend. You haven't been betrayed. It's a face on a screen.
>>547344370Yeah I'm the vibrator darkner he presses against his CD pussy
If Asriel is fat, I am going to cuddle up on his belly like a cat and use him for warmth during the long cold winter.
>>547344157shutten the fucken uppen then?
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will asriel appear in chapter 5 alongside a human male named chara? imagine
What if Fave was a youtuber who used high voltage electronics and high powered lasers to light things on fire for views?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2XNVFlh-DUChara...
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will ralsei appear as a gangster and weedsmoker in chapter 5? imagine
>>547345235also the person who made this video is 27 grown ass years old
Krissy...
>>547345584>One year older than meYou know what? I didn't turn out so bad after all
>>547345674would be way better without the permablush
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will asriel appear in chapter 5 with his god of hyperdeath tattoos? imagine>captcha: POGGD
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will asriel be revealed to be the knight in chapter 5?
Kris's really cool
im so sorry to bring goat discusssion
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will ralsei's castle town be expanded upon in chapter 5? in any way?
im so sorry
im sorry to bring dice discussion to the thread instead of goat discussion, but Fujo open commissions to buy more yaoi art?
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will goat discussion become a bannable offense? imagine
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will Asriel look like Flowery?
>>547346124He'd be kinda cute if he wasn't so fucking weird.He's basically just male Alphys.
>>547346121Yes, the Claimb Claws will allow us to scale the purple cliffs and our glorious kingdom will expand upwards. The Cuptains will build a shrine to Mr. Society. It will be really good and not half-assed.
>>547346143whargh?
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will goat discussion overtake the world? imagine
>>547346279I hope so because then he'd be way sexier
>>547346427Stinky
>>547346296Alphys owns her freakitude, So Sorry tries to be wholesome chungusThis is the vital distinction between a healthy adult and a lieutenant in a sex cult
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will ralsei ever crash his mercedez benz going over the speed limit?
>>547344370Battat has the remote control for his vibe
>>547346279I would genuinely be delighted if Asriel's dork ass was an armored goober in the Dark World with just a pair of big eyes poking out from the visor like that
It's taking an awfully long time for one of those "Toby hates his western fanbase" grifters to capitalize on this gold mine of a cancelation
>>547346507Does Alphys own her freakiness? I get the impression her freakiness just flows out of her and she doesn't bother to contain it.
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but what is asriel prepared to do to secure his college grades?
Toby hates his western fanbase because.... uhhhhh..... a guy he never interacted with before is a sex pestplease like and subscribe and donate to my patreon
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will iceee be relevant in chapter 5 ?
>>547346608snakes will manifest in your home
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will asriel and ralsei and dess ever play hockey together? maybe some more will join in? imagine
>>547346743He is willing to get his ears scatched for higher grades, the slut.
>>547346832Noelle was raped in the blazing hot summer of 2021 by an ICE-E's pizza employee wearing a, ICE-E mascot suit
>>547346832I don't know Colzi, but that would be really neat
>>547346609is that not the same thing
>>547346894kris and asriel launching high powered x slashed hockey pucks at a fully geared out ralsei for fun
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will burgerpants ever stop being a wageslave?
Asriel is NOT studying anything in college his ass is drawing PORN for MONEY!!!
why is everyone silly today?
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but will >(low dialogue count NPC which that one anon cares about)become relevant in a later chapter? imagine
>>547346985She isn't saying stuff like, "Oh yeah Frisk, I just LOVE slicking to guro yuri age gal doujins ALL OF THE TIME", she does seem vaguely ashamed of it, but she does have the decency to be transparent about it
>>547346743>Ohhhhh, Professor Anon, I'd do ANYTHING for an A!>Ok, I need you to forge these signatures perfectly onto these documents over here...
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but is there an alternate universe where asgore is NOT divorced?
>>547344318KRAUT! KRAUT! SAVE US
>>547347190silly is my natural state and silly is good because i say so and i would look like a fool if i were to be wrong and i will ignore you if you disagree.
>>547347385kraut whisperer...
>>547346818>a guy he never interacted with before is a sex pestToby and his team hand picked his comment to show up on the stream, out of millions of comments mind you.I don't think he interacted with him MUCH.But Toby has donated to his GDQ stream runs before.Toby does infact not care about this western audience as much though. Nigga lives in Japan.
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but is it immoral or unethical to like fat bitches?
>>547347407I wanna soak this thing in milk and bash it against the wall
>>547347218Toby confirmed that milk looker is his favorite character in the anniversary stream so he will definitely be relevant
im sorry to bring goat discussion to the thread instead of e-celeb discussion, but i love you all, you are the GOAT! <3
>>547347385* ...but nobody came.
>>547347484
>>547347484Stfu faggot <3
>>547347462me too.it needs proceeding, it needs my milk inside it.>>547347385bitch you love 'em horny because you think they'll be susceptible to your weak-ass flirting game.
Spamton in real loife
>>547347480I am glad that there will definitely be a part of the game where the Roaring happens and all of Hometown becomes a Dark World and we get to see Milk Looker's cool as fuck Dark World outfit
>>547344916Only for human girls.
>>547347632These rancid stench caves that need support beams to prop up their fat in order to make love to them? No thanks.
Then the jacked gotes arrivedCumming into your backsideThen the jacked gotes arrivedCumming hard they came inside
>>547348823>Americans are so fat they see the average european build and think it's "jacked."Grim.
Asriel spreads his hole on top of the billiard table as you send the 8 ball into the center pocket.
wtf happened to my game is this normal?
>>547349068That's the Longelle FUN event
>>547345387He will appear with a female human named Chara.
>>547349068Noelle if she 90s point and click adventure
>>547348823kekasriel has wings in one of his boss battle formsso the sabaton winged hussars song is fitting
Why hasn't Toby made a post about the Square-Enix collab yet? Does he actually desperately hate Yoko Shimomura?
Asriel is an absolute SLUT for ear rubs.
>>547347258she should be saying that tee bee haytch
Asriel is an absolute SLUT for prostate rubs.
>>547349259I will win but never fightThat's the Art of Undertale
Face will finally get their working knee back after a cyst removal, huzzah
>>547348823
>>547347821I can smell the transmale hips in this
>>547349506He's busy having sex with his wife
>>547349837>wife
>>547349737Fucking lmaoMonster supremacy ftw
>>547349737LOL
>>547349737Asriel is going to show the darkner and susie's dad what's up.
>>547349737The only way this can be better if you gave Asriel monster specific tattoos.
TEMMMMMIIIIIEEEEEESTOP BAKING THIS INSTANT AND COME PEG ME ALREADY
>>547349728why does asriel listen to sabaton every day? is he based?>>547349737lol, also this >>547350035
>>547349890Toby is a Kinsey 1 at most
>>547350063given how he writes stories, i can see him liking dick up his ass (in the straight way)
>>547350035>HORNS AND FANGS>DUSTS VS KRIPZ>a covered up tattoo that said CATTY MY LIFE
>>547350616aaaand that's another gay krautpost screencap going to my gay kraut folder
>>547350184Music gets him pumped. And then you get pumped.
>>547350742Hey, i just have a functioning gaydar and i have nothing to do with how much torben fuchs wants dick in his ass and wants less beings eggs.
>>547350771pump a rump
AaAAAAAAA SSEEEEXXXOOOOOOOOO!!! https://files.catbox.moe/r9lt99.mp4
>>547350616Aaaand that's another rapebait Krautpost screencap going to my rapebait Kraut folder
>>547350929Hump and plap
>>547349186I miss Fun events
Oh hey my post went through. What's up I'm doomin' https://static1.e621.net/data/2a/56/2a56debbe86666410fc52527462c8ce5.jpg
I'm a degenerate who's soul is about to be damned from Hell too. I wanna wake up with Chara kissing my cheeks as she pulls out the positive pregnancy test and we cry happy tears in each other's arms.
>>547344157
I'm with you in the dark
>>547351368i played that on the keyboard.maybe eventually i'll actually play it well.
>>547351137>>547351297gay goats my beloveds
>>547351330Jesus Christ that's lewd. You gonna hold hands unprotected and uncensored next?
>>547351297GOAT cock is up.>>547351504
>>547351642goat is always up
>>547351504>>547351642He's fabulous.
>>547349776That makes the cosplay extra lore-accurate.
>>547351753>>547351791
>>547351046Who's the artists
>>547351791>>547352052
>>547351046WOOOF WOOF BARK ARF WOOF BARK HOWL GRRRR SNARL
Hehhehhehheh goatfriends are full of power today it seems I cant slack off!!!
>>547351753>>547352052goated with the sauce
>>547351330this is based
>>547352096@leecheenkussmut
>>547352175Why does he have squished pug face
>>547352260I only operate at maximum power.
>>547352428He's Retarded.
>>547352175>>547352270Gtg now. See ya!
>>547352260goatfriends are always full of power :)>>547352270with extra goatman milk>>547352428why do you have squished penor?>>547352462same>>547352503thank you for posting, see you later fren :)
>>547352503See you next time soldier.
>>547352374Thank you
>>547352043Imagine the smell
>>547351330Based.
>>547352043Spamton, Mettaton, what is it with Tenna and transguys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTkYdwkD_8
>"Shayy it's us your friends, there are some really bad allegations being made.">Instantly goes dark on every possible outlet save for the one he'll be getting monetization from (Youtube)I wonder if he did it guys
It's donehttps://files.catbox.moe/kg74vp.pdf>Wholesome Doomer comic where he gets spa treatment>I've atoned for my rapefic >Thread can decide (not a GET, I'll just count votes)>Stay>Go Home
Calm down Shayy, we're your friends>Shut up Willy I'll groom you
>>547353817>hean airplane full of teenagers with incredibly strange priorities has been deployed to your house
>>547354023what if one of them is an evil temptress, a seductive 17 years and 360 day old with post-modern sensibilities??
>>547353817>it was never meant to be seen as purposeful drama >this event caused more "fan art" to be made than the entirety of Undertale yellow existing >GDQ isn't going to be running undertale/deltarune for a couple years
>>547353968what is the voting for? elaborate?
Fish I wish
>try to make dice move>it's levitation (gay) again...wao this is hard
>>547353968The creepy obsessed internet stalker is committing to harassment and being a gross narcissist.What a surprise coming from the guy who's dad rapes dead deer, this guy types the exact same way Shayy does in his discord with the exact same intent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>547354259End of fic, if doomer should leave /utg/ spa or stay (and likely gets lewd to sate the Tasqoomer shippers) If he playfights with me I'll see it as him consenting to potential pornfic (no rape)
>>547354362
Guys, if Toby starts ignoring us about new chapters, the obvious course of action is to send him a picture of our boobs.
Tasquetoilet's dad fucks dead deer lol.What an ugly narcissist. He will threaten to rape you for no reason.
Kris's dad fucks dead deer
Post a pic of your WHAT?????
>>547354451Stop being a gross rapist you narcissist. Go back to your parasocial discord cult and stay there you fat retarded loser. Groomer behavior, writing fantasy rape scenarios about real people in the thread.
>e-celeb dramashit>tasquefag attention whoring and his orbiters shitting up the threadwhat a day so far.
>>547353968You know, if you wanted to have sex with him so badly, you should have just been honest with your feelings instead of going full tsundere and writing a rapefic as your first move. Also 6.5/10 you sort of have talent but your writing makes me feel like I'm taking xanax
HE CONSENTED! HE CONSENTED! now if /utg/ voted for ''stay'' it will get so sexual the spamtennas will blush.
>>547353968>>547354451Go fuck yourself Cpt. Ironsides!>>547335701
Tasquerapist harassed innocent girls on the internet way harder than Shayy ever did. Vid related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>547354771>he doesn't know
oh my fucking god i LOVE being alive during these thread hours where i LOVE how they throw shit at eachother for several hours which reminds my how i am in so much JOY during these kind of hours LOVELY LOVELY oh how i LOVE being online during these hours <3 <3 <3>when utg make the anti depressants stop working so you have to brute force it
Asriel don't even work out.He's just like that.
Tasquetard's dad fucks dead deer!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>547355000fuck, replied to the wrong person, disregard
>>547354771Here, Trunks-kun. Off-modelslop.
remember to report tasquefags orbiters if you report that fag himself
this image really does it for me
>>547355253what's going on in this image
I think Tasquefag and dead-deerfag are the same person
I really wish I didn't have an internet stalker for no reason other than the single time I told him not to respond to me because he is gross and I have nothing to say to him. He's very obsessed about my attention, and I don't feel like giving it to someone who acts like a discord E-Rapist.
>>547354648you can tell a woman wrote this.>narcissist>evil>gives me the ick>like erm didn't even fact check his news>probably evil right-winger>writes rape fic (yikes in the year of our lord MMXXV - ps thats RITE NAO!!!)why don't you list his medical history and piss on him for having a below average cock on a 6 feet type person.
>>547355395you think? what retard just so happens to save the exact thread and constantly repost the same image Tasquefag already tried to larp as doomer
>>547355016meif any1 can find the youtube video i am vaguely referencing here you get 100 internetz
>>547355635He also tried to be a "tennafagette" that never existed previously trying to broker peace with me. That was pretty funny.
>>547354975He tried to dox a guy just because he called him a retard.
>>547355412then stop orbiting me (or you part of it) you can't both say you don't want my attention and then fish for it. If you are being honest I can agree to leave you alone as well. Fair enough?
So is /utg/ just a thread that exists so maybe 5 dudes can fling shit at each other
>>547356070be real it’s like 3
>>547356059Your dad fucks dead deer!
>>547356059pedo
>>547356070no, it's also for talking about e-celeb
>>547356059no one's orbiting ya, friendo.you oughta get a doc on standby since you seem slightly in need of some lithium carbonate.
>>547356070if you want to talk about the game, I'm up for it. got anything you want to discuss?
>>547356059Narcissist!
>>547355490Cute girls and teen boy.
>>547356247no i want to talk about shayy and thread drama
>>547356247Let's talk about how your dad drags his diseased cock through violated cervid corpses and feeds you the cum meat afterwards.
>>547354485I don't mind being detainedBegs the question though. Is resisting arrest in this particular case actually desirable?
I Think Is A Very (You) Thing To Do. Ignoring Others In HereI Believe Is Very Unrelated To The "Discord E-Rapist" Thing
>>547356247What game are we talking about
>>547356473she’d throw you across the horizon
I'll take the first step then, I'll leave doomer alone and see if the spam decreases. Because the nonsense seems to bother a few anons and it's not fair to them desu.>>547356345eh close enough, I thought you meant ''no thread drama'' my bad.
>>547356070I mostly come here for the art.
And I'm Dr. Robotnik
>>547356506try again but in english?
>>547356345i actually don't understand what this was all about.thread was really steamed about it a day ago or so.
>>547356506Nobody asked for your input, nor can they understand this actual ESL babble. Everything you post is a waste of your time and the time of the unfortunate people trying to read your third world speak.
Not replying to “that one”.
>>547356247You're a namefag whose first post in this thread was namefag circlejerking
>>547356070/utg/ is for posting images of funny shadow creatures, all other posts are off topic
>>547356546Your dad fucks dead deer and nobody will ever forget this fact.Stop harassing and stalking people on the internet, Dark Warchief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>547356625finally something I can agree with
>>547356625shadow creature cute and mysterious.
>>547356510Deltarune? UT is done and so thoroughly datamined I doubt there's much going on>>547356580tired the whiteboard? most images are out there>>547356617then enlighten me anon, what would /you/ have me do? want to talk about game/shayy shit or write something?
>>547356473depends on how rough you like it
i have an iq of 40
>>547356818>then enlighten me anon, what would /you/ have me do?Unironically I would have you fuck off and not come back. You're just as bad as your "orbiters" as you call them. You are actively negative for the thread.
>>547356625Ralsei was a funny shadow creature until he took his hat off. Funny shadows have not recovered since this event. Return the hat to the goat, toby.
first writefag btw, to give tasque manager more character.
>>547356818You are the worst poster in this thread by a mile.I would rather deal with a dozen crusaders, ESL berdfags, and other generic thread shitters than someone who writes and promotes rape porn of people posting here and brings it up first thing when entering a thread for maximum thread shit drama. Fuck you, and fuck off.
>>547356601>Anon's Illiterate>Wouldnt Know English Even If It Hit Him In The Face>>547356607Nobody Asked For Yours Either. So You Can Keep It To YourselfAnd Shove It Down Where Light Doesn't Reach, While At It
>>547357138OmG! I LuV uR Typ1ng Qur!k ^_^
>>547357029You can't write without AI you fat retarded narcissist. You are a sexual predator and danger to people in the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>547356542>>547356837You bet I'll fight over who gets to throw whom, over what and onto what, handcuffed or not
>>547356818I want every namefag to leave and that especially includes ones that are here just to be "thread celebrities"That's you to a T
>>547357138why do you capitalize every word
i wish the janitors gave a shit
>>547356960i think coco the monkey's IQ was once scored to be higher than the average IQ of sudan and some other african nations.still sad that coco never had children and adopted a cat and when the cat died, coco died of a broken heart.
I eat Fave ass for breakfast.
>>547356992ralsei is merely hiding his shadow level to appease the goteposter lobby, chapter 7 will be a strong return to form
hiring the cartel to assassinate ESL Berdbrap
>>547356992What was Toby thinking when he had Ralsei remove the hat at the end of the very first chapter? Like, ok, he looks like a boss monster. So what does that mean? How many years has it been and it still amounted to nothing yet.
>>547357575frisk licked the paper that makes you watermarks
>>547357480I really wish Ralsei is a "overcomes evil nature through great effort" instead of a "born good" sort of hero. He could be flowey, a titan, or some third evil thing and it would make his effort to be nice that much more significant.
Hot skeletons in your area
>>547357228Arigato>>547357343Why? Because I WantAnd Because I Can>>547357607That Sounds Hard As HellGonna Stream That Poor Man's Demise?
>>547357773Milk! It's legal.
>>547357654
>>547357751You dumb as fuck boy. One dense motherfucker nobody can even understand, walls make for better conversation. You aren't even fun to post at because of your sheer lack of reading comprehension or ability to respond outside of a few specific canned responses like >angy
>>547357879
Tummy.
So now that tasquefag has had three different people tell him to leave, do you think he will realize he is a narcissist in the wrong or will he just come back and keep posting like he didn't read that and nothing happened. I can't even imagine the mental gymnastics that guy does to avoid looking in the mirror and seeing the social outcast loser he is.
>>547358172That's a child
someone please do this with me
>>547358389this unironically made my heart race
What's the deal with Dess?It's not December, and it's not Dead!
>>547357676some people just ARE good.simple morality is kind of like religion.morality needs to be taught to people that are either stupid or not good.wether or not they become suceptible to what you are trying to teach them means they grew up in a cruel enviroment where ruthlessness gets them what they want and that what they want is more important than anyone's feelings.
Fave woke up from a nightmare where they had a tiny flat booty.
>>547357618>How many years has it beenThe game's slow development time is a separate issue. It's not like it's a weekly shounen manga that's had a million chapters released in between now and then with no story progress. There's only been a few chapters so far and each of them have added new information about Ralsei. There's already enough information to approximate what he is (probably some kind of being of pure darkness akin to the Titans) and why he looks like a boss monster (shapeshifting) even if the details are unrevealed. Toby is a hack for taking so long to make his game, but that's irrelevant here.
>>547354771
>>547358848But then Noelle wakes up and still has one
>>547358843Are you good? If not, are you trying to be?
>>547357883>>angyYou're One To Talk For Literally Putting It Yourself ThereSo Yeah. You're Angry, You're Stupid, You're A Disgrace>>547358389There's Tasque Somewhere NearbyBet They Will Do It For Even Less Than A "Please"
>>547358389This is nice
>>547357676ralsei believing hes irredeemably evil and trying to do everything in his power to atone for that explains like 90% of his personality issues. boy needs to listen to that one mewtwo quote BAD
>>547357361Try the report button or something idk
>>547359020A LIVING NIGHTMARE THAT NEVER ENDS.
>>547359089Ralsei can't *be* evil judging by everything he's done so far, he could only be evil if the prophecy's super bad panel says he needs to become darkner hitler to save the world or something like that.
>>547358389Need to do this with a shrunken down Tenna
Ralsei is irredeemably cute.
>>547359483No one just starts giggling and wearing black and signs up to become a villainous monster. How the hell do you think it happens? It happens to people. Just people. They make questionable choices, for what might be very good reasons. They make choice after choice, and it adds up. And then one day they look around and realized that they're so far over the line that they can't remember where it was.
>>547359572He's Irredeemably Dirty
>>547359572discount asrieleven canonically
>>547360046He has irredeemably dirty dishes.
>>547360136I need to visciously male out with this shota's tummy
>>547360143Yes, He Hits His DeskAnd You Can Hear The Plates
>>547359483judging by how he talks about darkners, ralseis a pretty fatalistic person. If they were a titan or some other advanced darkner, I could easily see him believing that his mere existence is a sin, even if he's never done anything actually bad. the fact that he could destroy the world makes him a bad person regardless of his individual characteristics. At least in his own head
Ralsei is 40% good and 60% stupidKris is 40% evil and 60% stupidSusie started out 80% stupid and 20% evil but swapped to 20% good 80% stupid and by the end of chapter 4 she is 60% good 40% stupid
>>547359754While true there's only three chapters left it's not enough time for Ralsei to do all that
>>547359026i consider myself rather neutral.i expect nothing from anyone and want nothing of anybody.but when despite everything, i receive something, it's important to me that they know that i try to have that kindness reverberate back at them.all too often, kindness is the victim of entropy, that's why>are you good?can only be answered with "not often" because there are many people out there that expect kindness but never return it.
Fave50% Sea50% Weed
Chapter 8 will not be the end guaranteed. There will be a 9th chapter of Deltarune that is the real finale.
>>547360515He reminds me of Hellboy in some ways. Dude just wants to be human and chill but random monsters of the week, fate, hell, the nazis, and his dad have other plans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5fUmVLhAmU
What if you pulled up Ralsei's robe and there's nothing underneath? His torso and thighs aren't there, just transparency that abruptly cuts off at his shoulders and above his knees
>>547361025What happens if I stick my hands up there?
>>547361025All of his darkness would spill out and he'd be a pile of clothes like when he gets KO'd
I just now noticed my phone lost the 120+ tabs i never check and it restarted and now im at 81 tabs and i feel so nostalgic and hurt for the lost tabs ill never see again...
>>547360946If this is true then Toby could play it up to being a very kino and hype moment
>>547360609This is good math, these numbers add up.
what does ralsei smells like?how do we not know this?toby sucks at worldbuilding
>>547361246lost tabs schizo boss......
>>547361279He smells like a fruit.You know, because he's gay.
>>547361279Upon realizing no concept of ralsei scent, the /utg/ user starts to panic, and then, what we now refer to as, dessentigration
>>547361279He smells like spray paint because he's artificial.
>>547361279either: arts and crafts supplies or ferrous oxide.
>>547360946There isn't even a chapter 8
To save the worlds there's only one way.The heroes say goodbye to Ralsei.
>>547361279susie thinks kris tea tastes like apples because kris smells like apple shampoosusie thinks noelle tea tastes like eggnog because noelle probably has eggnog breathcontinuing this pattern, it can only be assumed that ralsei smells like marshmallows
To save the worlds there's only one way.The heroes tell Ralsei he's gay.
To save the worlds, there is only one way.New house for Susie, fill shelter with hay.
>>547361950Ralsus images are wholesome as heck
To save the worlds, there is only one wayGanon took her away, now the children won't play
god why am i attracted and afraid of carol at the same time
To save the worlds, there is only one wayRalsei Rancher must be built, the prince say neigh neigh
Oh yeah.I GOTTA have a wolf form, now
>>547362417woodland creatures got you acting unwise, brother.
>>547354485I like police fish
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eh_j9xrwUb0
>>547362568Kris...
>>547362568>link seeing the public reaction to wind waker
I am excited to meet Him
>>547362646pristinepiscine
>>547340629Step 1- play the oppressed victimStep 2- begin your infiltration, start demanding something from everyonestep 3- complete and total replacementYou cannot look at Toby Fox and say that this is not an inflitration.
>>547362992You would have a point if Square Enix had been relevant since the PS2 era.They have that one MMO I guess but they are a sad company compared to Square making all the classics in the SNES/PS1 era. Kingdom Hearts 3 was sad to see man.
>>547348746What did Tenna's fupa ever do to you?
>>547362890*bites off his finger*
>>547341302Final Fantasy has all its whimsy killed anyway, replaced with action gaming and homosexuals.Dragon Quest is all that remains.
TOY STORY
What if Fave said>I am the Fave.then got random critted and went>OOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWAAUUUGGHHHhhh....
>>547363275You can't tell me Thief FF1 isn't a little bit fruity
>>547362740No, it's fine. I just- I just didn't think he'd be French.
>>547362890cant wait for chapter 5 for all the fanart of her kicking ass/in sexy distress
>>547363215>*BEEP*>*BEEP*>LIFE SIGNS: CRITICAL.>MORPHINE: ADMINISTERED.>SEEK>MEDICAL>ATTENTION>IMMEDIATELY
>>547362992Step 1. Make a video gameStep 2. Japanese people like itStep 3. Mindbreak some slav who has sex with his dad
>>547363350That would be fricken epic
>>547363350Kris 100% have a folder of funny ragdoll clips saved to their desktop
Co(a)L, he come to town Come to save player's experience
They should make like a romhack of FF1 where you get to play as TF2 classes and instead of Bahamut giving you the class upgrades it's Ralsei
>>547363445>i will have to kill her in ch5 because ch5 will either be an absolute killfest or will become one when we unlock the sword.i am sorry, fishfriend but my morals compel me to do terrible things to your fave.
>>547363350Would laff, silly fave!Who would he main?
>>547363794I plan to.
>>547363916I like angst so its ok if something bad happens to her in one route imho
>>547364190Based angstchad
>>547364010I want to say Spy because Spy has a nice suit, but I'm not sure.
>>547364190This is the way
What if Nintendo and Toby announced Deltarune Amiibo?
>>547364674dosent matter who it is, it's going up my ass
>>547364269idk if im even particularly into angst or just know that there is no story without conflict and I realy want her to have some relevance
apparently when i get very angry and dont do anything with it i get extremely aroused fave said calmly
fave will read the king in yellow for the first time
>>547365254Alphys's stop raging at the computer ray backfired
https://files.catbox.moe/l9irf5.pngnoelle possesion
>>547365254so your saying posting ragebait could get me laid?
>>547365446i really like “alphys’ X ray backfired” posting it’s very classic in the same vein as kiddoposting and the ancient art of “sans kidnapped the kiddo to his evil lair and undyne has to save them” posting
"Roaring" in TV World Confirmed False Alarm: "Mr. Tenna Ate Chili Last Night," Says Resident Janitor
>>547364674It would definitely be Ralsei, which would lead to a bunch of people crying that Ralsei got merch instead of their fave Fommt
>>547365592tasquefag gets so much female attention there is no way this dutch bitch isn't going to swim in femoid attention.them bitches love the dutch build.
>>547364674Why are they selling Amiibo for a demo...
I never liked Shayy, I'm glad he got cancelled for grooming minors.
Noelle still thinks that dark red eyes are the zenith of horror imagery
I never liked Dess, I'm glad she got [Hyperlink Blocked] for grooming Kris.
>>547366263transgender ideology always goes for minors. If you're really happy, you'll go after the rest.
>>547366304god I love kriselle
I never liked Deltarune. I'm glad it got cancelled and Chapters 5, 6, and 7 aren't coming out.
>>547366349I always knew the pedoposters on /utg/ were all trannies
I never liked. I'm not glad.
Kriselle is peak
>>547366443tragic that wholesome kriselle is not in the cards for us.
>>547366349>>547366578/utg/ will never learn because of its political alignment.
I don't hate trannies because I unironically believe in peace and love for everyone, but Shayy definitely isn't helping and the people still saying to "respect their pronouns" are actively harming them further, if they just say that pronouns are a privilege that can be taken away in these cases then most people will respect them more, you can accept the lgbt while also wanting death for pedos
What if Fave looked at you with their big autistic eyes?
>>547367525
>>547367073youll notice sexuality is a privilege that can be taken, why not gender too?
>>547367073didnt take 5 minutes for the "not all" mediation post.
spamton rancher
>>547367073I think it's really easy to disrespect someone without switching to different pronouns. Keep that shit away from my grammar
>>547367525it would be intense and I would look away because im probably more autistic than they are
>>547367525Spamton also eats entire slices of cake while plotting ways to manipulate Tenna
>>547367823sounds like an ad bloated phone idle game with outrageous "micro"transactions that cost thousands of kromer
>>547367975I think it's okay to disrespect people you don't likeLike, come on and think about it for a good moment: If you go out of your way to say "I hate this person and I hope they die", you're admitting to saying you don't respect their right to live, which is a human right on its own. It makes no sense to wish to preserve their right to have pronouns or whatever because you're admitting to part of human rights but denying another. It's just selective bullshit
>>547368123you're jealous of my thriving ranch full of beautiful spamton creatures i see
>>547368248That's not what I wrote. I'm saying that if I see he/him I'm going to say he/him without transvestigating this guy to decide whether my pronoun use indicates the proper level of scorn, that's really dumb and tedious and confusing. Pronouns are for indicating who I'm referring to and not convoluted indications of respect. Go learn Japanese if you like honorifics so much
>>547361950Is Noelle's eggnog the alcoholic kind? Has Noelle had alcoholic eggnog before?
>>547368248I don't think of pronouns as a rights thing. It's more like calling someone by their name. Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible pedophile, but I still call him Jeffrey Epstein and not Derek Twiddlesberg. I'm not going to argue against anyone who decides to call him Derek, but it seems kind of odd and pointless from my perspective.
I'M FAVE MANBUT YOU CAN CALL ME HANDSOME GUY
>>547367073I think it's important to keep calling Shayy they because it will keep other theys honest and allow impressionable Twitter tweens to understand that theys can be retarded (short bus level) sex freaks just as easily as /utg/ thread personalities
fave forgot to stock up on food and they are realizing just now that they might have to go to sleep while hungry later tonight :/
>>547367695Everything is a privilege, and I do mean absolutely everything>>547367716This might be surprising but I don't want to hate someone for being gay, trans or whatever, there's people to hate and I don't think being in those groups alone is a reason>>547367975If you're going to disrespect someone then why shouldn't you go after the one thing a tranny would be offended by? Calling them their birth gender or deadname, it's like >>547368248 said, it's selective bullshit for no reason other than some people wanting to virtue signal>>547368802Learn English anon, people been calling men women as an insult for centuries, using the wrong pronoun on someone can be used as a sign of disrespect and especially for trainees
>>547369141go 2 store fave
sorry guys i cant beat the roaring knight today i got a puppy and my girlfriend wants to play video games on her day off. my life is whimsical but the night goes unbeaten. ill pick up the slack tomorrow and beat it three times in a row to make up for it
>>547368841My first instinct was to say that Rudy in cool dad mode might let her have real eggnog, but thinking on it I think he might be the responsible parent while the Christmas maniac Carol would be the one pushing the real stuff on her
>>547367823do I get to fuck the spamtons I ranch
>>547369202*Trannies, not trainees lol>>547369136I feel like if you need to be reminded of that then the person probably wasn't a good person to begin with
why did toby whitewash ralsei?
>>547369614because blacks cannot and should not be protagonists
>>547369236I dont believe you post puppy for proofplease?
>>547369236Make the puppy beat the Knight too
>>547369136Non binary isn't a thing, you're either male or famele. Shayy is clearly a man. But I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, snowflake.I'm glad Shayy got cancelled, because it minors.
>>547369614Because Toby also wants to fuck a goat
>>547350715>The Catty part of the tattoo is shittily modified so that it would read "Bratty", but it's then crossed out with Dess beneath it, which is in turn crossed out to read Chara beneath that
nigga wtf did I miss, i go away from this fandom for a month and come back to some tranny youtuber dramaanyone got tl;dr or is it even not worth shitting up the thread about, my yt timeline is like 3 creators telling this faggot shayy that they need their money back from him
>>547369813you're in the nonbinary tumblr game general
>>547369915tl;dr shayy is a sex pest that fucking leaps the second someone turns 18
>>547369685NTA but we just talked last thread about the risk that posting irl pictures carries...
>>547369915shayy, that speedrunner, is a sex pest (surprising, I know)there's a padded to hell 260+ pages document written about it. No, it's not worth reading.There are two occasions which most normal people would call straight up sexual assault, but one of them is described in a very vague manner
>>547369915>racismsir we say "darkner" around these parts
>>547370098qrd?
>>547369915It's not some tranny youtuber drama, one of the biggest UT/DR creators got caught grooming kids.And people are upset about pronouns, for some reason.
>>547369915Speedrunner sexted 17 year olds or something. It doesn't matter but some people think their personal opinion about it is so important that they must bring it up over and over for the next few weeks.
>>547369202>If you're going to disrespect someone then why shouldn't you go after the one thing a tranny would be offended by?why would you disrespect them via misgendering if their stated gender is entirely unrelated to the reasons you don't respect themif you disrespect bill cosby for being a rapist, it makes no sense to call him a nigger unless you also disrespect him for being blackif you also disrespect trannies of various sorts then sure, go ahead and call shayy "him", but it's a thing worth remembering if you don't and it's the reason people are arguing about it elsewhere
>>547370130my boy!
>>54736942397 shadow crystals per spamton sex attempt
I'm gay!
>>547370540Yeah that lines up
>>547370363I don't know but I see pretty often people disrespect shitty right wing politicians and grifters being called gay or sissies or things of sorts if they get caught doing questionable behavior. Does that mean the people saying that don't actually respect the identities they defend?
>>547370365
>>547370563YOU'RE OLD!
>>547370056I feel like nowdays not a single youtuber is normal>>547370113>260+ pageschrist give me strength>>547370127no fuck you>>547370234>one of the biggest UT/DR creators got caught grooming kidsnever watched his content and i've been into ut/dr since 2015>>547370342alright gotcha, just wanted a clarification since my yt timeline is shitting itself, might start blocking half of the content creators nowgood to know i dont really follow most ut/dr creators but when a big fish gets caught, it always tickles my brain
>>547370639>Does that mean the people saying that don't actually respect the identities they defend?Usually, yes.
I'M COLD>*turns up thermostat*
18 naked addisons in the shower at spam ranch
>>547370563Saying gerson boom is gay is like saying tolkien was gay which would be some of the most earth ruining things ever
>>547370656
Carol raped me...
>>547370540I'll be rich or poor depending on the direction of this transaction
>>547370829he had a nonbinary human love interest in the undertale timeline
>>547370925
>>547365954kek
>toby and square enix working on musicWhat crossover do you want? I'm hoping for megalovania mixed with one winged ange
>>547370639that, or they're just saying whatever they think would upset those politicians/grifters the most, like a child
>>547369685No I posted my puppy on my socials i dont wanna get puppydoxxed. She's a pibbie shar pei mix and constantly tries biting stuff/eating whatever so I need to watch her the next couple of days until I can puppy proof a corner of a room for her >>547370723slightly longer spoonfeeding but still abridgedShayy groped someone (his of age girlfriend) and vaguely sexually assaulted an 18 year old fan, she has not elaborated on what he specifically did. He is also just a constantly horny freak. 80% of the document is retarded filler fluff that was written so terribly that Shayy probably has a good chance at coming back in a few years.
>>547371067
i'm here sipping my black coffee wondering>why are furries always touching childrenepstein was a furry, right
>>547371016Noelle...
>>547371165
>>547367525at the height of my obsession i had times where i would just either pull up an image of them i really liked or just imagine their face while meditating basically and stare into chara's eyes for at least 30 minutes to an hour or so just thinking about themi'm using this image not as a genuine example but because i think it would've been funny if i stared into their eyes on this one thinking about how awesome and beautiful they are while they're intellectually BTFOing my ass
>>547371159>coming backyeah nooooo lets just move on to a shayyless world like we did with mattpatt
>>547371353
Do you think Gerson looks at Kris and remembers all the human soldiers he shot a bullet through their skull and human villages he went through that were napalm bombed into ashes
>>547371016did she blast ''all I need for christmas is you'' at max volume to make it even worse?
>>547355371they're holding their pee in
>>547371467No because the human monster war never happened in Deltarune.
>>547371430i mean i would personally prefer him gone cause his content was dogshit and hes a freak but i'm just saying from a pragmatic standpoint he could salvage this with enough PR manipulation
>>547370363I feel like this is more of a matter of perspective than anything really tangible as a "ha, got you" moment, I believe that you can call people like P. Diddy and Bill Cosby racial slurs due to actions completely unrelated to their race, same with disabilities, gender, sexuality and whatever, you're trying to insult someone not babysit them, I always believe this argument is founded on people not being able to understand this concept because they're too stupid and sensitive to know what an insult is really meant to be, it's similar in a way to how most people don't know how to fight is, in both cases you're trying to hurt the other party as much as possible.
>>547371016Dess...
>>547371451
>>547367525>>547371374 (me)oh my god bro. ohhhhhh my god bro. i meant this image. oh my god bro. i deserve the insults now after this one guys god damn. ohhhhhh my god bro
>>547371584
>>547371554>with enough PR manipulationNow I see your puppy game....
>>547371215If Epstein was a furry we'd know about it by nowUnless...
>>547371687numbersbro, how close are you to hitting 1k images?
Why does Clover let Asgore's turn last forever? Is she stupid?
>>547370829Tolkien was a mentor to and fan of Mary Renault who wrote a ton of gay books. Not the best example.
>>547371687
>>547371791my "ralsei - solo" folder has 4733 images, and that is just one of the ralsei folders i have.>>547371847
fave has sex with old men for money
>>547371838But was Tolkien a wholesome dude like Gerson was himself? not a diddler like King (he's on that last) or weird incest fetishist like George Martin.
>>547372058
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>547372175
>>547372058cool, which image is number 1? I heard that one gets a cool hat.
>>547371215Children look and act like animals
>>547372209if it does release then you have to hang yourself as a reward
>>547358253Lol>>547371510>>547371791LmaoWhat a narcissistic loser. His dad fucks dead deer.
>>547371572even if you're just trying to hurt someone, picking at frivolous and unrelated things just isn't that effectiveinsults cut a whole lot deeper when they're true
>>547372320
fave has sex with old men because they like it
>>547372348>we are number one! hey! hey!>>547372458
>>547372461asgore....
>>547372461Susie...
>>547372348Your dad fucks dead deer and you write rape fantasy fiction about people in the thread. Narcissist.
>>547371583The cycle of abuse. Carol raped Dess, Dess raped Noelle, Noelle gets raped again by (Me).
>>547372410he unironically dodged a bullet blowing his load into a carcass instead of you."don't put your dick in crazy" they say.
>>547372461spamton...
>>547372556
>>547372461This would be true but Alphys failed to have sex with an old man that's her tragic Undertale backstory
>>547372461Mettaton...
>>547371837asgore knows that he doesn't actually have to end his turn, similar to sans except he doesn't get tired after a minute or twohe doesn't do this in ut because he wants you to kill him
>>547372209The food in these images is always so disgusting
>>547372719
my wrist hurtsam i become toby?
Dark Warchief the discord groomer can’t go a day without E-rape!
>>547372407bruh let him do his gimmick in peace.>>547372209ok so, do you employ a mind trick how it is never ''tomorrow'' but always ''today''? semantics.>>547372425eh depends. I'm an asshole, I'm a retard, but I'm not a narcissist. despite some of you fuckers insist. I actually care how I affect the random anons but these fuckers just can't say straight what they want. I'd legit consider it if it isn't maximalist like ''leave forever'' - I wont>>547372556oh I remember you didn't watch spongebob, sorry. but your reference is cool too. thanks for being a light in the thread bro>>547372776Even old men got some standards.
>>547372861Did Hussie molest you? Then no.
>>547372859
>>547372906>thanks for being a light in the thread brono problemo :)>>547372961
>>547372582does it really count when he's already an old man
My ass hurts Am i become ariel?
my dad fucked the deer before he served it up, I loved the secret special sauce
>>547372906You are a fat creepy old man who wants to rape people in the thread because they think you are a gross narcissist!
I think I'm tired of talking about rapeMaybe this actually corrupts the soul, I feel dirty and in needing of some healing
>>547373063
Why do famous people not know how to make alts for their freaky shit. I guess the ego.
Spamton Rape Comic?Where Can I Read That?
>>547372861What kind of pain is it, anon? >>547373161Just think of lovey dovey handholding sex with fave.
>>547373161*casts healing prayer on you* :)>>547373209
>>547373227This is so fucking funny
i want king to rape noelle so i can eat her afterwards
>>547372906Fuck off forever and stop harassing and stalking people on the internet.You are a sick subhuman monster and narcissist.
>>547373347>>547373227
>>547373290>What kind of pain is it, anon?from my pinkie all the way to my elbowno matter where what I do with my arm, even staying still, it hurts :(
>>547373265i downloaded an old version of it.that guy added more chapters quite a while back.
>>547373329
>>547373161Gaze into the abyss, it gazes back. I considered being a coroner as it's interesting but it's also such an unwanted job. I don't want to examine corpses of peopel that tragically got the worst shit done to em.ok palette cleanser.>Lancer has a funky family>>547373063<3>>5473733966/10, made me smirk and go ''heh''
>>547373227deltarune reference
>>547373504YOUR DAD FUCKS DEAD DEER!Narcissist.
>>547373067This could be a really funny ship if toby threw a bone, like showing Berdly be visibly infatuated by Kris' "lackey" and beloved there is the perfect version of a healer for his optimal DPS gaming experience who also looks very cute and Ralsei would be surprisingly patient and encourage Berdly to be more humble while he gets awed by somebody a bit more assertive like Berdly who has a lot of knowledge to spare
>>547373502
>>547373227because he's an unlikable weirdo and no one would talk to him if he wasn't Shayy the Big Deltaroonie Youtoober They
>>547373713
>>547340907I will laugh my ass off Ralsei is also confirmed to be 100% straight. Goat faggots deserve nothing
threesomes are hard to write because you have to think about how multiple different characters would react/respond to each other and the dynamic between them, especially if not all parties like each other.
>>547373781>ralsei pulls out the family antique
>>547373781>>547373796>angy
>>547373227Tasquefag types exactly like this. While roleplaying his rape fantasies in the thread directly
ok but we can at least agree that ralsei is a huge faggot, right
>>547373479i had / have that. it comes and goes from leaning on my elbow or too much typing. it's poor muscle strength for me. you can stretch and workout your shoulders, arms, etc to fix it. shoulder flexing on pullup bar, shrugs, wrist flexor stretches, and so on all help
>>547373948
>>547373831this is also why they're difficult to actually do
>>547373796Ralsei is playersexual
>>547373831Writing something anon?
>>547373796What if I'm a woman and I want Ralsei to have sex with me?
>>547374070noelle, no! ralsei is NOT a tree!
Funny how when I go outside, there are no trannies, but on the internet every other poster is a tranny. The biggest hoax of transgender ideology is to when they try to convince people there are more of them than there really are. A minority of a minority. I can guarantee 9/10 of the ones on the internet don't do it irl.>>547373227These people worship mental illness. >>547373796He is straight. Deltarune is a game for good boys and girls.
>>547374070
>>547373710>>547373067Imagine Ralsei Being Berdly's Old GlassesLike, Kid Kris Stole Berdly's Glasses As A Joke And Never Returned ThemBerdly Of Course Would Get A New Pair, But Due To The Glasses Being In The Dreemur Residence For Like 7 YearsRals Ended Up As A Boss-Monster Look-Alike Due To Influence
Tenna holding Spamton with all four of his hands to prevent him wriggling away
is it even worth getting into deadlock?_
>>547374173Then you are base like me
>>547374192
>>547374352
>>547373796because they don't exist irl, what would attraction to a genderless non-binary person make you if you are male?>Bi>Pansexual>Romantic Asexual???>>547373831as a writer I can tell you the hardest bit is the flow as it's no longer a back and forth. you also have to pay very close attention due the complication. expect a 50% longer writing time, for each person added, add 25% to that 50%, then add it. so 4 some is 75% clunkier than threesome.DON'TASK>>547373970Yeah that's how ERP goes. if it's not for comedy in an anonymous imageboard or consenting people you shouldn't.>>547374191>I got outside>No trannies>You going aside>Stop lyingbut honestly? most are good at passing.Ex colleague said he was trans, always assumed he was just a guy. I said ''k whatever you're my bro anyway''he was happy and fun to work with desu.
>>547374320Temfag game
>>547374437also a valve game_
>>547373479>>547374021oh! forgot to add the biggest helper for me. when i get in the shower, i will use both or a single hand to crush or ring the water out of a washcloth. i do this until my hand muscles are exhausted.
>>547373227The context of this screenshot is that he was ERPing with a FtM trying to make them use female pronouns btw
>>547374421
>>547374428You are a sexual predator and retarded fat old narcissist!Dark warchief’s dad fucks dead deer!
>>547374582
>>547374343>base like meYou're Basic
Catty and Bratty decided to bring their sons on the show today. Not that having the four of them on live television was a great idea in the first place.> I'M THE NUMBER ONE KID TOUCH-Never doing that again. They didn't even know Chermon could get that close to...whoever's voice that is.Regardless, today is the finance show, headed by none other than...sans.>hey. >spider pastries got a thirty-five percent increase in rev this year.>that's revenue for those not in the know.>doesn't sound like too impressive, at least not crazy.>but can you believe how much they managed to save on taxes?>used to be like...a twelve percent rate five years ago, >and they got it down to seven.>and if you're asking me...>...go on. i'll wait.>eh, i'm just messing with ya.>muffet isn't exactly the kind of lady to let money just sit around.>keep this stock in your back pocket.>it might just save your hide.
>>547374320>Is it even worth [playing a MOBA]?The answer is always no. Love yourself.
>>547374343Exquisite taste
I just don't get the trans discourse, teens/kids shouldn't do this shit. Puberty blockers at most. harmless, reversible. decide at 18. You hate trans people? don't deal with them. nobody forces youLike trans people? deal with them and befriend them. The game's message is redemption and ''live and let live'' why are you faggots so inept at this?
>>547374683I have to go now. It was nice posting with you, fren!Bye! :D
>>547374428I am outside right now. Went to fix someone's cable box.
Merry Kressmas!
what do you mean the fountain is inside your house?
>>547374581>claims to be woke>Is into forced detransition kink
>>547373479That other anon has a point. But before you start to strengthen those muscles, you gotta let them recover first. Go grab an ice pack, put a towel around it and press it against where it hurts most
>>547374726Not untrue. Better than being acidic?
>>547374813Your dad fucks dead deer, talk about the game instead of trans people and your rape fantasy or fuck off narcissist!
>>547374861thank you for posting with me :)bye bye fren :)
>>547374897I hope that went well anon. When you got time, you could maybe find a quiz or some shit where you need to guess ''trans-ness'' Bit below 1% of all people are trans, so if you are at a moderately busy train station there is one near you almost certainly.
>>547374105Yes and probably usually ill advised if you value your existing relationship>>547374115Maybe, I was trying to think of maybe a comic idea but ive never drawn a comic before so that might be a little crazy and biting off more than i can chew...maybe a green with attached images. It's self indulgent but more kris/noelle/mettaton au stuff. I was thinking a classic they break into his dressing room situation. The real problem is kris' characterization because I think they would be a little bitter and miffed but im also not into cuck stuff so I dont want them actually miserable or just watching. This would also be set where theyre just friends, not like in an established relationship.
>>547374581Based groomer
Holy Gem Image
>>547374949Not the first MtF into FtM detransition kink I've seen.
>>547374319Tenna holding Spamton with all four of his hands to prevent him wriggling away(sex version)
>>547375092YOUR DAD FUCKS DEAD DEER.Narcissist!
>>547375107Maybe you could do the possession idea we threw around a little while back? At least it'll lessen the bodies at play.
>>547375135>she is smiling wide>Later that day>''hey kris why didn't you double team her with me?''
>>547374173>>547374343>Woman goatfags for RalseiYou're not real.
>>547375484Your dad fucks dead deer and you are a creepy discord groomer you narcissistic asswipe.
>>547375537so what's the hierarchy of husbandos/waifus for women?1: Tenna2: Spamton3 Asgore?...am at a lost except the 2 giants.
If you had to put exactly one sex scene into Undertale, what would you do?
>>547375695Responding to every post in the thread doesn’t make you less of a narcissistic loser. Stop stalking and harassing people in the thread.
>>547375757(You) x annoying dog
>>547375757asriel
>>547375757scene where you can go on alphys computer and play a terrible eroge minigame
>>547375695Undyne.
>>547375757the three saxophone ghosts from the anniversary stream having a threesome in the snowdin inn room next to our room
>>547375537I'm as real as anyone else. I don't really join in on goteposting, but I usually enjoy it.
>>547375757If I really have to, I'll probablg make it a sex scene between Asgore and Toriel to illustrate their declining marriage. If not, maybe Asriel and Dess are about to get busy, but Dess couldn't go through with it for whstrcer reason and goes out and disappears, so there'll an additional element of yearning for Asriel.
>>547374924Is that walter white creator of breaking bad
>>547376043You are now FTM.
>>547375412thats an interesting idea if not more complex because now theres a soul involved..and bodyswaps and porn..thats a lot of limbs and consciousnesses everywhere but I like that idea its interesting, and sexy. and gives mettton some leverage over kris if they start "resisting" (im thinking dubcon at worst but mostly like..tsundereness and standard porn level possessiveness)
>>547376151you overcomplicate thingsshe's a woman, ergo she is a liarsimple as
>>547376105>for whstrcer reason anon?
>>547375757(Me) x (You)
>ralsei, who i fug>femoids, who i fug>ralsei femoids fug ?!?! is this a cuckening?!?
>>547376151I'm no expert, but I don't think it works like that
>>547376151not if shayy has anything to say about it
>>547375695Spade King
>>547372849It's a shame we can't fight Asgore normally.
>>547376217what if mettaton possesses kris but then we possess kris and thus possess both of them at once
> AH, CHERMON, DO IT AGAIN.>HELLO, FINE CITIZEN!>DO I HAVE TO LAY YOU OUT?!> DAZZLING AS ALWAYS. YOU DO TAKE AFTER YOUR FATHER'S BEST, I SEE.>I try. But I can only keep it up for a little while. >I can't do a full show yet.> OH, BUT YOU FORGET...> ALL THINGS COME WITH PRACTICE.> LOOK AT YOUR FATHER, FOR EXAMPLE.> DO YOU THINK HE WAS ALWAYS SO GOOD AT IDENTIFYING HIDDEN BOMBS?>He tells stories about-> EXACTLY!> HOLD FAST ONTO THAT PASSION, FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE!> IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL REGRET IT FOREVER!> JUST...> JUST LOOK AROUND YOU.>>547375757Two nameless NPCs caught fucking in the tall grass in Waterfall. They shamefully ask you to hand them their clothes and you have the option to hand it to them in the wrong order and have them walk out all mismatched.>Knee socks are torture!>How do you deal with this on FUR?!
>>547376331Retard. Just turn it into a threesome.
>>547374949https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ftmtf%20nsft
>>547376461So did this get a follow up what led to this wgat is noelle into so many questions this could be a series
>>547375005I Guess, Like This River
>>547376594she just wants to be held down and raped by dess again
>>547376824Don't we all?
>>547376217Kris really was made to be Mettaton's man suit, it works on so many levels
>>547376590what the fuck man these people can't be for real
I like to imagine when she tried tasting Kris's shampoo, she reacted like something thishttps://youtu.be/0iAuw5dxQFg
The FRIEND in my head is cooler than anything Toby can deliver....FRIEND in my head...?FRIEND...
>>547376590>nsftWhat
>>547377124FRIEND in your headFRIEND in your head
>>547376241Kraut, you are funny and smart but I have to dissent: why would she lie about such inconsequential information?>>547376043Be honest: are you overweight?
>>547376991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALIgSHOkGk
>>547377216nude spamton for toby
>>547375757You can walk in on burgerpants whacking himself off to a photo of his boss, while making awful cartoony sex faces
>>547377293Your dad fucks dead deer.
>>547377216Not safe for TumblrPeople tag with it to tell readers that it's NSFW without getting autoflagged as mature
>>547377293kraut wishes he was half as funny as me
>>547377540How funny are you?
>>547374343>basebro's alkaline
>>547374949This is Kris' fetish.
>>547376341I declared all goatfags must be gay.
>>547374949what the fuck does de-transitioning even mean?do they think they can wish the salami back into existance?
>>547377365its box mettaton of course
>>547377872finally, a good post.
>jesus, tot.>you always been this good at opening doors?>Ma taught me how to use the lockpick kit at 6. >A skinny body makes for skinnier fingers.>sounds like a decent aphorism.>still remember watching my brother use his pinky to tighten the screws on some of his earlier puzzles. >think he still has the scratches.>Never was the builder.>Ask Jerm for clutter like that.>clutter?>Yeah, it's clutter.>Nonsense taking up good space around the house.>well, can't say i'm not guilty myself. >working around the underground collects a lot of garbage.>wrappers...flyers...>...evidence. >Well yeah, you're an obvious greaseball.>Obviously you turn it into charm, though. Good for you.>...y'know i'm telling your mom about this, right? >You telling anyone else?>not usually.>Good. That's called a good day's work.>...Why is she teaching you this?>Cause she's not an idiot, and knowses Mettaton's a babyfaced nutcase.>second of all, why do you talk like that?>Watch too many movies.>fair enough.>not many people have 'em these days.>Sad. Maybe if they were good at stealing 'em, they would.
>>547377872I want to say Asriel was my awakening, but it's a chicken or the egg situation.
writing doesex what weird kink do i give noelle
>>547378132personality
>>547378132blood play
>>547378132Feet because she doesn't have feet
>>547377872I'm female and bisexual which is close enough
>>547378132Dess
Do you prefer the Ocean dub or the Funimation dub of Deltarune
>>547377676my husband thinks i can be pretty damn funny, and i'm a guy so he doesn't have to lie to avoid upsetting mekraut also wishes he had a husband but he'll never admit it
>>547378132choking
>>547378270>I'm femalei hope you recover soon
>>547378132Guro
>>547378132Canonically she's into female Santas which seems weird enough already. Give her a Christmas fetish, candy cane dildos and shit.
Do you have any doomposts from post chapter 2 era /utg/?
>>547377958It's an insult.
>>547378132Biting.
>>547377540Tell me a joke, I'll start:Which indie hit game makes household items form cults? Cult of the lamp.>>547378349you saying she should troon?>>547378270weight class?
>You know I only let you do this because I have to, right?> So be it, twinkles. > You probably let the flies in your house eat your leftovers too.>You're not good at this.> You're a genius. Anyone ever tell you that?>Maybe you're a little too good at this.> And second: tell your sister I see her watching me while I sleep.
>>547378341Holy crud congrats on being the ONLY married man on utg
>>547378349It's terminal
*hypertwerks to hopes and dreams x8 speed in a nanosecond blip*
>>547378608Your dad fucks dead deer you old fat narcissist.
toby fox discovers the hyperpop soundfont
>>547378341>>547378623Only person to be married on /utg/ and they're a fucking faggot. Of course.
Catty places her belly on the table to show up the form-fitting capabilities of MTT's new leisure suit line, awakening the hearts of thousands of young monsters
>>547378664say, what is your opinion on:>Asgore>Dragons? if you like both you're going to meet someone wonderful.
>>547378340I prefer Deltarune Kai
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.>>547378341>kraut also wishes he had a husband but he'll never admit itnot just a truth nuke, this post is a TRUTH PLANET CRACKER WEAPON, it was nice posting with you guys, but this guy is destroying planet earth, goodbye humanity. truth overload.>>547378623i will become the 2nd married man on utg, i hope sometime this year but i am unsure, i love my bf :D <3
if voiceanon gets married to his fiance that'll be two whole utg couples in how many years of activity_
I'm married to Jevil inside my own head
>>547378881Your dad fucks dead deer!
>>547378132depends>suselle (good boy)teasing affectiontribadismmasturbationgetting caughtkissing(?)suselle (bad boy)getting caughthumiliationmasochism (physical, verbal)blackmailgetting scared(maybe) wetting oneselfasphyxiation(?)kriselle (ruh roh not gay affirming /utg/-bros)rapeorientation playloss of virginitycorruptioncreampie(?)getting scared(?)mindwipe/mindbreakasphyxiation(?)death(?)religious setting
>>547378939it's 9 pm. are you a chicken?! /jk
>>547378939Good night and I wish you luck with your relationship
>>547378939Gote night! Sleep well, fren! :)
Fave saw an article that said Gemini 3 changes EVERYTHING and wants to if they will release the And Knuckles addon this year
>>547378608i can't really come up with funny shit on the spotit has to come to me, i can't force it>>547378623nah i'm sure there's other married guys around heresurely i'm not the only one
>>547378270Me too
>>547379065>Not gay affirmingFalse...
>>547378341the fuck you yapping about?i feel you aggressively know very little about me.
>>547378939Good night, FAGGOT.
>>547378805don't be sad kraut, I'm sure someday you'll get to be a faggot, too
>>547379421not me, idiot.^this is me btw. pipis
>>547378216this is good>>547378251this is funny but would not be good to write >>547378289incest kink would be unsuprising, ill prolly use something like this>>547378347good>>547378438i hadnt thought about that line but it makes sense any of this could be christmas themed too.>>547378560this is good>>547379065this is a VERY good list quite a bit of this will be good to use and write_
I hate the buttbuddy orbiter squadron
>>547379623the what
>>547379664The buddy vagina orbital squadron.
>>547379664i don't think he understands himself.he just wanted to burp something into the aether to look like he has a clue what's going on.spoiler: he doesn't.
>>547379719>buddy vaginayou meanFRIEND PUSSY
>>547379580woah wtf spamtong is dat yoo?
>>547378952Three after Kraut and I get married.
>>547379858DO NOT THE CAT
>>547379734it will be most delicious when the homeless krautsie arc starts
>>547379772Dios mio! La creatura fea...
>>547376341Ralsei I'm happy if you act the way you should. Grand Fountain good, other Dark Fountains bad, Roaring Knight very bad.
>>547379858Gods I would cum buckets if FRIEND is female.
>>547379375it's ok krautyou'll find a nice man that shares your values one day
>>547380032i have way too many man-friends.i have exactly 0 womenfriends because women are unironically psychopathic where i am.
>>547378132Berdelle Would Be PEAKBut Y'all Aint Ready For IT
>>547380132You living in prison or something?
I want to make babies with 11yo Clover
>>547380197something like that.they call it "germany"wild place.
>>547380203Dess......
>>547380197He lives in a really big army base for the US.
>>547379930JUST TRY AND STOP ME
>>547380153Why does no one like it? Is it because it's a boy and a girl, is that it?
>Discord trannies eating each otherLovely. Shame that it's Shayy and not Cibles though, I've always liked Shayy more and Cibles is fucking ugly.
>>547379065>not putting biting or fearplay on either susellesbad list
>>547380153this is post snowgrave_
>>547380408you could/would add that to suselle (the 2nd orientation)
>>547380338If this is at all the case in canon I would feel sincere parental pride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjDv0FhXIpU
No really but what does the "wo" in women stand for?
Pet
>>547380396He can go after he's done with Undertale Plus.
>>547380572With VagOina
>>547380572Wonderful.
>>547380689Idk what it is but his UT/DR videos were usually good.
>>547380572at one point i heard it was short for "womb"as in, man (meaning "human") with a womb, womb-man, womani am not going to verify if that's complete bullshit, you can google it yourself
>>547380030
>>547380572apparently the old high german word wîb that turned into the archaic modern german word "weib" was turned into "wîfmann" in old english, which was reduced to "wîmann" and later stupefied further into "wumman" according to goggle.in protogerman it was frouwa (woman/miss) turned later into Frau but alternatively women were called kwena which literally became the english word "queen"
>>547381080yass queenslay
>>547381356anyway, wîb in old high german became "wîfmann" in old english and by extension is related to wife.so woman and wife have the same etymological root.root?>https://youtu.be/fMfro9XfU1w?list=RDfMfro9XfU1w
>>547380339Yeah, I Guess Soo . . .They Hate Straight ShipsI Think People Call It "Hetslop">>547380496Dark World Noelle X DustNer Berdly. That's An Easy FixNothing Can Stop You In The World Of FanficBesides, Bet Noelle Will Be Scared Shitless Of Seeing "Berdly" AliveAnd That Can Give It Another Layer To It(Not So Wholesome, Non-Con One)
Where bread
i dont understand why kraut hates gays but exclusively erps with the gay males here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1PB2huRdCk
>>547382194unless someone else posts it, i have to wait 5 minutes to post
>>547382194breadvelopmet is going well
>>547382194Good Evening, “/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
>>547382195your fanon kraut sucks ass in two ways.try to stay canon.
>>547382338>24 monthsOh, I wish
>>547382338oh thank god it's over, I can go back to my comfy job at the CIA
>>547382472>>547382472>>547382472
>>547382386you're rightcanon kraut sucks ass in six different waysi can't imagine more than one way of sucking ass, let alone six, but apparently you've figured it out
>>547382675>>547382675>>547382675
>>547382484>>547382731FAGS
>>547382731retard cant even do the post format right
>>547382731How do you fuck this OP up this badly?Did you not even look at what you were posting?
