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>Witgod is a whale on JP>Witgod is also a whale on globalWhy are we listening to his advice, f2pbros?
Good luck to everyone!
No...
>No tits>No ass>Narrow hips>"Boku">And yet demands I only look at herWhy is Teio so entitled? I only want to train her for glory. Not to fuck her
>>547343675Didn't he also say Uma Musume is a whale game?
CM, status, which uma has graced you with what today?Blessed winnerhttps://youtu.be/hkq2qia1Bnw?si=pPJh-8FOscQOmvRxorCunt hair loserhttps://youtu.be/T4wt7vLrV3Y?si=fjtBS4TpwHyG8SLE
>>547343675Because having 3 MLB is realistic as a f2p you stupid nigger. >Reroll until you get 2 copies of FM/Creek (LB1)>Save double spark for Kitasan>Save double spark for Riko or get lucky and mlb in 200 rolls>Use ssr ticket and lb crystal on FM/Creek (LB3)By this time you probably have gotten a FM/Creek spook somewhere those banners so that's another MLB
>>547344003I sometimes wonder if people understand that the point of 2-3 wit cards in your deck isn't to max wit, but to take advantage of energy regeneration while also farming bomb gauges...
>>547343675It looks more like light spending than whaling, doesn't he also show results using R cards as well?
>First time i go 5-0>First time my umas finish 1st 2nd and 3rd in the same race>First CM where all 3 of my umas get at least a winYeah i'm thinking i love mile CMs and this scenario
>>547344176I know that, my Taikis usually only get to like ~700 wit anyway, if that. I was just having some fun anon don't worry bro
>>547344176People do not even understand how busted fine motion is yet...
Digitan LOVE
>>547343675His deck and the stats he gets from it are achievable natty for F2P.He didn't talk about S or higher ranked umas, so he is still talking within regular human bean territory.He only has the priviledge of being a kitasan reroller.
>>547344091>Save double spark for RikoI am NOT double sparking a 4-month card
>>547343834Cheval Grand>Tits>Ass>Hips>Boku>Demands nothingIt's time to change sides
>>547344176I'm too retarded to understand how it works. I always do that and end up with mediocre stats on everything but speed, 90% of the time
Soon!
Just saw an S rank Maruzensky using MLB kitasan as borrow but otherwise it was all MLB SRs and 1LB Riko. How is this even possible
>>547344321digiwife
She's so cute... wish they release a bride alt of her like Cesario
is this good?
>>547344434FUCK BOYShttps://files.catbox.moe/4lrrox.jpg
>>547345080i refuse
>>547343675Can't create content as a f2p, bro. Eventually your channel will just be running 1 hyper specific comp that some casual can't access. So it's better to have every card/uma available.
>>547345002its cool
Should I borrow MLB Riko or MLB Power Rice?I own both but they're only 1LB.
I kind of like the clanker, bwos...
>>547345249Rice
>>547344091Oinkers are so funny when they try to larp as f2p
>>547345080Cheval would do this with her trainer
>he is """saving""" his caratsi just pull when i feel like it and if i don't get what i want i just continue swiping
if digitan is so great then why don't i see any of you nerds posting her CM wins
>>547343675At least he shows some welfare decks and results
>>547345236hell yeahmy first 9* power parent then6* medium too
>>547345278*the spanker
>>547343819twin umas when lol?
>>547345665SHE'S NOT FOR THAT
>>547345002I think it's good
Vivlosiroth
>>547345665why would a robot have this
Where could I find a fullscreen unique on youtube? An anon posted it before, but i forgot to bookmark it.
>>547345512right here blo
>>547345727Chevloud Grafe
Is it a bad time to queue for CM right now?I've had 5 wins shortly after it started.I expected easy pickings, not being grieved by other B-maxxers.
>>547345512
(they don't know I got Doto)hahahahahahaha
>>547343995rude suzuka farted on oguri
>>547345665Why is she like this?
>:l
>>547343995>S rank uma farted on A rank umaAs expected
>>547345117Would you take care of a little child Cheval instead?
Most feminine stallion?Most masculine mare?
ok that's evil
>>547343675I'm not listening to his advice I'm just spreading it
>>547344928If Cygames loves printing money (they do), there'll be an alt of her in two months.
>>547346358Little Cocon, why are you pretending to be Flash?
>>547346475>there'll be an alt of her in two monthsi'd rather not because bride alts come june
>>547344928Swimsuit alt first, THEN wedding alt.
don't be like this bwos
>>547343675What advice, I keep retaining rank 6 after hitting 2-6 witgod disciplies every week.
>>547346806I just go down the list instead of sticking to one
>>547346806Sprint is as bad as Dirt because no one also runs sprint.
>>547346806bwo?
>>547346806At least it's more common than dirt shoes
Chubby cheeks. Perfect for poking.
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>547346872>>547346882>>547346902>>547346918no I meant whoever that sent 1 shoe
>>547343675Considering how many actual, genuine poorfags there are ITT anyone spending a single cent on gacha is a whale.Just because you can't afford it doesn't mean it's whaling. Whaling is like that one guy that spent $2300 on Launch to load up on carats. Not occasionally throwing in a couple bucks for shit like the daily carat pack.
>>547347123why is sending one shoe even an option
day 1 GAWDS
I am fucking retarded
cute.................
GOOD MORNING
CYGENEROUS
>>547347378they even programmed this robot to pretend burp, incredible...
I didn't realize the notifications were from your favorite horse so now I have Brian ordering me around and giving me uncomfortable boners at work.
>>547347372Seriously who puts up the Christmas tree this early??
>>547347378imagine the smell
it's new day des!!
>>547347363
i'm lately been late surger rudolf pilled
>nothing in dailiesI'M GONNA SNAP I N EED TO PULLLLLLLL
>>547347109BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD
>>547346674but that's a Vista win
>>547347469They started putting up trees a few days before Halloween
>>547347570
Parent runs in URA or Unity?
It just keeps going up
Obey Your Sex Urges
>>547347781
>>547347905unity cause you can get position hints from spirit bombs
>>547347908But that's okay, because your score is too! ...right bro?
>>547347905Unity is like 3-4 min longer for me.Ura can be done in 12~ minutes
Anyone has a gif of chibi Vodka headbanging? It's too cute
>>547347958The retarded hair gradient ruins her.
>>547347905URA for URA spark + it's faster
>3/5>3/5>3/5>4/5now THIS is true gamble
>>547347970
>>547348016nyo.. go on without me
Any anon knows Special Week x Trainer artist?
I think retention line will be 519k
Vista will now proceed to murder Spe and become the new face of the franchise!
>>547347905Unity takes a bit longer and it gives you an easier time hitting an even statline, it's also easier to hit certain things such as 1100 speed+stamina
>IP pic range banWhy my s.maru is choking hard? No turf or distance S? fail to get 1200 speed or powerlet?1185(+80)/589 (+40)/878/430/643
>>547348160
>>547348151why are you running 3 end closers retardGOD
>>547348275fronts need all the help they can get to not get overtakenS mile is mandatory. 900 power minimum for the hidden boost (more is good though). As much with and guts you can fit in.Does she have plancha? it helps
Why'd they go with simp instead of stan, even though they already use stan for the skill?
>>547348275the age of front runners is over, just stop using your brain and build a pace or lare
>>547348330
>>547348437Because it sounds bad using the same word all the time.
>>547347958REAL AMERICAN UMA
>>547346806I'm a danchou and I managed to perpetuate a culture where everyone trades random ass shoes instead of a single type of shoe. Not sure how this made any difference but I kind of like not seeing the chat be filled with only one type.
Go Home specialist is useless for Libra, right?
>>547348604Yeah, a façade farce
>>547348502
>>547348436>Does she have plancha?no, but also bad luck with Mile S I trained her with 8* mile>>547348459I did, but both are choking hard
>>547348705>8*I run her with 11 and I've had streaks where days it didn't hit from the borrowssucks to be maru desu. She's just so much work with the dogshit affinity
>>547347958Obey Your Tax Masters>>547348631I forget that the Japanese had an obsession over Michael Jackson
>>547348691
I don't get how people are winning with solo fronts. I see the builds and win rates people are posting and it just doesn't make sense. Mine blow theirs out of the water but have gotten 0 wins.
>>547348859
>>547348649I did a bunch of test runs and it works fine but has a ~25% chance of activating too early and you don't get the full recovery. if you have another gold recovery it'll be better than go-home specialist but if you don't have other options it will still work fine
how much stamina for medium team trials?
>>547348909Same I have to run double front for dueling myself for pathetic 15% win ratio. If I run a solo front my s.maru eat shit
Digitan is a well-written character. You think at first glance she is a quirky, endearing otaku retard, you have a good time with her sometimes, but after 20 minutes she becomes very, VERY annoying. Just like the real thing
>>547348512With how much simp is used did they really think that though? And I feel like stan really fits what Digitan does so much better.
>>547348869
>>547349075
>>547349263
>>547348982I LOVE FAT UMAS !!!!!!!!!!!
MLB Riko spooked me when desperate pulling on Biko banner... Only got 1LB Biko but got me bunch of parent farming cards too so pretty good I guess
>>547349038i see, thanks anon
>>547349465
I was so close to S....
>>547348909You just gotta pray that someone will bring another front
what sim are we using now
Should I use 1lb fine mo ssr or mlb dober sr for one of my wits for a last minute late surger ace, /uma/?
>>547349779Standard mini
https://x.com/chun98252/status/1991190764622344301why are they making it look like rhein kraft is fucking dead in-universe or something
I'm going in
What's the consensus for NSM next cup? Actually good or is it still a gaslight?
>>547349969HOLY KAWAKAMI BOOBIES
>Taiki Shuttle - DRAW!?!? WONDERFULSomebody get this horse behind the barn im so fucking done.
>17 years old
Thoughts on this uma?
>>547350075ez
>>547350127better on med/long, stop at white
>>547350242Why is McFatty giving her such a horny look
>>547350127You should use the new practice room feature and test it yourself
>>547350216made for mating press
>>547350242ikuno.........dictus
Why test rooms have so much more front runners than actual CM?
I have yet to see a Taiki win a match. Where did Taiki being OP came from anyway I swear it was suddenly shared everywhere.I don't remember it coming from witgod unless I'm wrong
CreekThoughts?
>This shitty Day 1 Unity Cup Vodka I placed as filler won me the third race I needed and is placing 2nd consistentlyYou niggas have no excuse
>>547350385front running is a whale game and whales run rooms
I feel like it should be easier on different stat growth character. But looks actually doable. Still going to send bare minimum for long cm, it's so exhausting to get half skillpoints eaten by recoveries.
>click rest>well rested to full energy>next turn is a spirit explosion + 3 other spirit gauges on wit>turn event is another energy gainAAAA
>>547350385front is the paypiggu's style
>>547350216>for each breast
I fucking hate you guys
>lose bonus stam and guts event because riko showed up late
I think I've logged in every day since release, 5 months already...
why did cygames sandbag super creek's kit so hard?>gold recovery unique but no speed or accel skills from potential>20% wit gain (useless) 10% stam gain (not good enough for longs)I want to bring her for the long CM but I don't see a good way to build her, it just seems like she'd get smoked by any half decent mcqueen or teio pace chaser
>>547349487that's barely a F rank on the fat stat bro
>>547350458best mommy dommy
>>547350525*chu*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxOXJmIZToIt's literally just rice shower singing
>>547350456my taiki is winning des :D
>>547350623>Recovery unique which is guaranteed and means you get to save skillpoints on a gold recovery
>he's running aces without mile s
>>547350623Maybe ur just bad
>>547350683>Manaka Iwamiof coursecute
>>547350623Pure Heart is worth more than a gold fyi.
rebuilt taiki to actually benefit from being too far up
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>547350874Vodka and Natie won 1 race each, I'll have you knowI'm only 2/15 btwI am going to Graded B bros
>>547349817Please /uma/
>>54735021617 years old Part 3
>>547351167My only advice is MLB Dober's last event is AGEMASEN t. didn't know and fucked up my last mayano attempt
I'm gonna do it
>>547350946they sure are swinging
>>547351107just woke up forgot to attach
stop posting porn
>>547351281for mlb I hope
>>547350216WAY too old
>>547351163
>>5473513522 to 3
>>547351321
>>547350874Fuck it, we ball>went 5/20
I can't escape this hellSo many times I've triedBut I'm still caged insideSomebody get me through this nightmareI can't control myself
keep posting porn
>>547350614I'm late to the game by 20 days... Bricked...
>>547351213what's up with this
>>547349969Because she almost did, from what I understand (need to actually watch the story myself to get the full context). Of course they had to cop out and only made her fall into a coma that she later woke up from (pic related) to not portray the horses in a bad light, but if Cygames wasn't tied down and had completely free reigns they most likely would have straight up killed her off in the story (because that's what happened IRL).
>>547351250Aw shit, I didn't notice that and checked again its true its not guaranteed, fucking aThank you for the warning.
>>547351141forgot your rice pic bro
>>547351441Taiki would neve ...Actually she would. She is that retarded.
>>547351349YJK
Reminder that Teio's granddaughter will be debuting soon
>>547351761Look everybody! It's nandeyanen!
Keep posting Digitan
>>547349717I'd say like 80-90% of my day 1 had another front.
mare pussy
>>547351747It was such a bait when looking only from just the card's career events. I was planning on not racing much but had to G1 all style for slick surge. Ended up not getting max speed because of it
>digitan slowly being conscious of her trainerYOU FUCKING LIED TO MEI THOUGHT SHE WAS SAFE
>>547351959instruction unclear posting shinko windy
>>547351664They wouldn't have killed her. I mean, this is the same game where Suzuka breaks her leg in the same race and then makes a fully recovery before going to America.
>>547350458I want to suck her titties
>>547352105>believing /uma/
>>547352105Trainee X male trainer is inevitable
>>547351213stop posting boys are u gay?
thingken about mayano top hebe
>>547352105get fuckednow breed with your otaku trainee
When do CM days reset?
>>547352176Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a cop out, because they know viewers and horse owners wouldn't want to see their dear horses get fatally injured and die on screen, so they have to come up with excuses for them to keep on living.
>>547352105She's a loner otaku with no one to comfortably spurge out to except (you), of course she would succumb to torena cock
>>547352163STINKO WIMPY
how are you guys doing with your Unity Long trainings? no wit cards in the deck?
>>547352286Mayano doesnt even know the difference between an F-14 and a Mig-29
>>5473523146hrs
>>547352105Safe for now atleastHer otaku-ness still overides any realization of her progressively getting more and more comfortable/reliant on her trainerBut at the rate she is going the scale will tip eventually...She already cant go back to simping without you afterall
i cant stop thinking about milf umas and them still running even if their tits accidentally spill out into the open
>>5473524353 speed, Matano + SC friend and rikko (is a hiden stam card)
>>547351664>>547352412it would also be kinda weird to have your canonically dead horse girls still run in TTs and CMs
>>547352435I'm still building parents
That was a close one...
>legend
Is it wrong to feel bad for Obey? She's forgotten and belittled in her homeland, and not even allowed to race in the kind of track she's most suited for. She had to give it 300% of herself to be able to win the Japan Cup, and that will be her sole victory because even after that no one still believes in her potential. She deserves better
>>547352036Sucks, bro but I feel you cause not reaching the cap by a few points happened to me several times already
>>547351842I love kowaiwa
king sex
>>547352601anon, just wining a single g1 is already good. you should feel proud of this weaboo horse
>>547352518For me it's all the amateur and retiree leagues of moms, office ladies and all the other older umas past their racing days. That still want to race for the fun of it in their free time.
>>547352467So 22:00 GMT / 17:00 EST / 14:00 PST?Thanks anon.
>>547352018still is so deliciously flat
>>547349817>mlb dober SR>15% training effectiveness >no special prio>late surger savvy hint>lb1 fine mo>11% training effectiveness>25 special prio>fall runner>right handed If it were me I'll go with Fine Mo
>>547352782Is this what counts as flat these daysI don't get you flatty lovers
>>547352435Depends if I can get by with Riko + Creek on a good roll
>>547350874Got Group A with this. You guys are just addicted to gambling and autistic, it's ok.
>No tits>No ass>Narrow hips>"Boku">And yet knows that the entire universe only looks at herWhy is T.M. Opera O. so incredible? I only want to bear witness to her glory, but she demands that I stand on the same stage as her.
>>547352018imagine how perky they must be
>>547352874if she lays on her back she'll be really flat!
>>547352950I don't care much for Opera O
>20 rolls because I needed a couple more statues to uncap my Doto>I guess she likes me.
>>547352950She's the Overlord of Century's End, anon. She wants those around her to give it their all so that she can strive to even greater heights.
qq
>>547352440well considering the old unit patches on her jacket pre design adjustment i wouldnt be so sure about thather father IS tom cruise afterall
>>547352842Yup I thought late surger savy hint and slick surge event were really nice but I didnt realize that slick surge was a 50/50... went with finemo. Too much gamba for me when im making a last minute ace
Zenith status?
>>547352876super cute image
>>5473533783-2 narrow win
>>547353239this is the peak female physique
I made about 15 aces for this cup and autistically ran practices with them over and over just to see which ones were best. All of them at once, tournament brackets, you name it.Over a large sample size, the most consistent winners had Mile S. Even the ones with fucked up careers, "bad" stats, weird skills, etc still won out more consistently than the ones with great everything except Mile A. It really is that important.
>>547352541Yeah, there are obviously gameplay reasons too, and not just story and lore related ones. Although after I hit enter on my last post I definitely feel like I came off more mean spirited than I intended. There's nothing inherently wrong with portraying it like they are doing, especially if you want to reach a broader audience, just one that isn't accurate to real life events.
>>547352946Whats your skills on Vodka? I feel like mines kind of jobbed a bit even though her stats are close to yours.
>>547353378Kitasan is so fucking useless
is this okay to do? Like by having the grandparent and the other parent be the same?
>>547353635it's goodusually it boosts affinity because they run the same races. As long as the grandparents aren't your own trainee it's fine (unless you're training maruzensky)
>>547353635this nigga running the crusader kings family circle
>>547353635As long as your trainee isn't a grandparent I think you're fine
BAKUSHIN PLEASEI JUST NEED ONE STAR TO 3*. STOP SKIPPING THE SHOP FOR TEN DAYS STRAIGHT
Soulful team...
>>547353747>>547353765thats good to know thanks, its my best setupbless y'all>>547353749heh you're not wrong lmao
I love the way the female announcer says digitan's name>AGNES DIGITARU>AGNES DIGITARU
>>547348859>the Japanese More like "everyone", he possessed a level of fame that's impossible today and the biggest sign of a generation gap is younger people not understanding just how big he was.
Just 7 months until my girl drops
>get falco run with perfect stats>but missed groundworkhaha it'd sure be awesome if there were a card that could give me guaranteed groundwork
>>547353635This is canon to actual horse racing.
Which one?
>>547353772Do you not have any statues left?
>>547353635>all that inbreedingyour trainee is gonna be a menhera bwo...
>>547353747>>547353749>this nigga running the crusader kings family circle
>>547353983Girls are cuter when they're a bit retarded...
>>547353915it's just balancing the playground>best fucking smaru run ever>missing mile S from dogshit affinity
>>547354050How did you get this picture of my parent runs?
>>547353280Mayano is... american?
>have 800 carats for manhattan cafe >she comes out next month Will I get enough carats to spark? If you say anything about the 3K carats we got, ignore that. I wanted Digitan and failed
>>547354169baka
>>547354050Do you also hunt groundwork for parent or just grandpas?
>Have Taiki and Vodka for VirgoSo are fronts and SMaru just dookie now? Who should my 3rd ace for virgo be?
>>547354169Depends, how many paychecks are you getting in a month?
>>547354169>we JUST got 3K free caratsanon why do you only have 800...
Mogged by Team Carrot Pudding...
Today I will remind themENTERTHE DEVIL ON DIRTTHE TERROR ON TURFTHE ULTIMATE SIMP OF UMAMUSUMEAGNES DIGICHAD
>>547354169failed the witcheck to hold
>>547353925top rightidk why you would want a goldship parent or grandparent tho
>>547354302Oh yeah isnt her career a doomed ending or something like that?
>>547354401yuri horseyuri traineryuri = gaytrainer = gayu r gay
>>547353635Is this for your Taiki?
Is Restless/Moxie useless in next CM? The fucking hill is right outside the gate.
You WILL still be here when she comes, right?
>>547354401>the warrior who never chooses his battlefield>sprint F>long G>look into skills>dirt>mile
>>547354252For the parents, iirc there is a lower chance to inherit from grandparents but I could be wrong since I got the info from here.Anyway, the more groundwork sparks the better your odds of inheriting it.
>>547354532No. My life WILL improve.
>>547354501Yes, sir
>>547354428she's got good affinity with many umas
Is there no good guide yet for Libra? All these borrows are being wasted
>>547354169
>>547354532If I don't end up dead, yeah
>>547354401>12 1ST PLACE FINNISHWell fug :-DD
Rare Kingu
which digitan is better?
https://youtu.be/2-WPlvZguZ4?si=IHbd4nvFXqx42tlf
>>547354401otaku horse that buys doujinand her poor trainer that will do anything for his traineei can already imagine it
>>547354685https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Just guide yourself.
>>547354296Three. I however already paid for three zero no tsukaima figures and tariffs fucked over shipping costs and I paid hella money for a Glock 48 so I’m not so liquid >>547354306I am weak of mind. Please understand I wanted the pink haired menace>>547354425I’m a gambler at heart
>>547354685Oguri Cap1200/1200/1000+/500+/800+Buy the skills you think will be useful in a longez
>>547354635>MTG poster>improving his lifeWell, that shouldn't be too hard. You've clearly already hit rock bottom.
thought this City run was going to go well until it nosedived in the Senior yearfucking nobody showed up for training in summer camp, and then the blue balls seemed to go exclusively to guts
Is Shooting for Victory! ever worth taking on a pace chaser for this CM? Should I take it over getting Focus + upgrading Fall Runner to double-circle?
>>547354749left
>>547354489Yes, so?
>>547354532Probably...
>>547354914>MTGYou haven't seen rock bottomhttps://youtu.be/TCBxl7B0ZOQ?si=_E7XhuVp06HUhvki&t=1885
>>547354261
>>547354401yeah but she smells bad
>>547354956SfV only works for Taiki this CM
>>547354956Get "I Never Goof up".
>>547354749rightmore skills is more gooder for lategamblers
>>547354914My release from this place won't be long then
I like mayano top cun (base) very much what are the best ways to run her?
I uninstalled yesterday since I realized I enjoy talking about the game here more than actually playing it.
How long before we get magic the gathering x uma musume?
>>547355104Anal, pussy on full display.
>>547355052Do NOT. This will only work if there are front runners in the lobby
>>547354861>I’m a gambler at heartBoy do i have an Uma for you!
POTENTIAL UMA KILLED THE POTENTIAL UMA STAR
>>547354489Yuri is just a door to 3P.
>>547354736That might be me. King Halo unironically won me the Cancer Cup, so I'm rolling with her for Virgo too.
>had to spark for digitanMy carats... Can't complain too much though, got 3 other new umas along the way. I've just resigned to the fact that I'll never have Kita.
>>547354169>tamaposter>poorfagfigures
>>547355095As a front runner. You could also try as a pace chaser, late surger, or end closer. Hope this helps.
oh boy can't wait to get my free teio dupe
>>547355061source now
>>547355241Seeing Cygames got cards of their own, probably never. Also no nigger umas for WoTC to draw.
>>547353613This one >>547350462, I must say this one has pretty good skills compared to Oguri or Goldshi, but by no means I built her with virgo cup in mind, all in all a very strong unit, I'll build a good one in the next 2 days
>>547355082Is it worth not having Mile S?
thingken about mayo top hebe again
>>547355310
>>547355335>Ir Groid>Ogapic>Tishumhwhat does it mean
>>547355259Mahjong is a game of skill, not gambling.
>>547355392>shadowverse is still alive>there are physical shadowverse cards>there's an uma x shadowverse collabI am learning so much today
>>547355425How consistent are your runs and are you willing to burn 300 carats or so?Just reset the run if you do not get distance on first inspiration.
>>547355247There's one in every lobby, what do you mean?>>547355432"Hebe" is not a word.
>>547355392I mean if they can convince disney to put multiple marvel sets in the game despite having snap, then surely they could convince cygames. At least like a secret lair.
>>547353593Do you have more of these? Unironically funny
>>547355031Serves him right. TCG investors should all fuck off and die.
>>547355568>burn 300 carats or soI only do borrow runs, I'll just settle for Mile A
>>547354428>why you would want a goldship parent or grandparent thoShe has the best affinity with Taishin. Only Admire Vega is better.
>>547355047Thanks. I thought as much, but I'd seen other anons putting it on their aces so I just wanted to make sure.>>547355052That wasn't an option for me I'm afraid.I finally got my Mile S, Straight Descent, Head-On Fuji. She could've been better if I'd got Right-Handed,1200 power, 700+ wit, THH, and Turf S, but she'll do.
hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe hebe
>>547355392Didn't stop them with LotR. Get ready for Kitasan Blacked.
how do i kill her
>>547355052How do I read these numbers? What do they mean?
>>547355034Grass
>>547355592No
>>547355737Top skills better.
>>547355508
>>547355569One isn't enough. You need at least 2 or 3 to proc it
>>547355512Double colab actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mi9KOEauP0
>>547355508it sure takes skill to get double ronned on a suji tile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HySfYAPeRE4My favorite tanuki video
post umas that require forceful correction
>>547355031>30 minutesquick rundown?
Libra test84971023
>>547354956It's not good as inherit.It's good for late surgers (if you can inherit from grandparent and get pump + sfv + redshift combo, it works really good when there are lots of lates or even paces that don't have many midrace skills)
>>547355678>Maya horny>Taiki happy>Grass realized she's not japanese
>Digitan is a himejoshi>Louis Fire Emblem is a himedanshiI think I just discovered Digitan's perfect crossover trainer
>>547355373wowthe universe heard me bitching about not having Oguri earlier and decided to show pity
Having a fetish is not a substitute for a personality.
>>547355884thats a little early bro
>>547355241I tap two forest to summon Haru Urara: The Happy Uma and equip her with Cloud's Buster Sword and have her attack your Hatsune Miku in the subway car
>>547355876He opened 30 year old gatcha megabox worth 2k bux and got only air shakurs. 30 minutes of him progressively getting crushed by midlife crisis and drawing shit cards.
>>547356118holyI feel bad for him but likedamn man
>>547355709What do you think is worse? That, or the recent Avatar set which look like lazy ass custom cards?
>>547355884test deez nuts
>>547354946It's why I ran 4 speed on her, too many 900 speed 900 power run
what kind of unity deck do people use for medium/long distances?Do you replace power sparks with stamina?
>>547355904Thanks for the info. I've put Red Shift and Let's Pump Some Iron! on my late Vodka, but I couldn't get a Shooting for Victory! hint as well. I haven't done any test rooms for this CM so I've just been going off what I could figure out from the info on gametora plus whatever anons in here have been saying.
>>547355994>>547356189Some toreinas are just ready for it like this guy
Having a personality is not a substitute for a fetish.
>>547355052Never Goof up is risky. 3rd below and you can only activate it on the corner if you overtake someone
>>547355751are you tricking me.........
>>547356260works on my machine...but ty
>>547356158At the start of the vid he is surrounded by those boxes as well. He bought two to three houses worth of them.
>>547355709This can't be real.
>>547356158Sometimes it's just better to keep the booster box sealed, but people gotta chase
>subway slammerDamn that takes me back, it's nearly been six months since launch...
>>547356260>3rd below
>>547356335>>547356420he can probably afford it, but, like, damn.>>547356260I found it worked consistently well on a Late Surger but it is a gamble for sure
>>547356223what deck and parents? that looks good
>>547356208these kind of decks*unzips umapants*these kind of sparks*fondles umaballs*
>>547355869Teio isn't one of them
It's over
>>547353961I used up all the state exchange on her 25 stars and can't exchange anymore
>>547356158don't feel bad for the guy, he is a grade A insufferable cunt
>>547356718ah well then I guess he was doomed from the start
>>547356118lmfao
>>547356208Obviously, people with KSB and Riko are borrowing MLB power Rice and most tough it out with 3 speed even on 0 speed growth uma, the last is either another power card with stam bonus (HishiAma) or a stam card
Any Special Week x Trainer artists? Preferably without t-face
>>547355884>>547355884Winner is Ms PotentialPeople really love Kitasan Biko combo
Personally I prefer Kitasan Bakushin combo
>>547356849I'm so fucking tempted to roll on the current Biko/Baku banner dude fuck
>>547356940Bakupits and Pitasan
>>547356849>People really love Kitasan Biko comboIt's a way to guarantee SS speed even if with 0% speed bonus honse
>>547357030Kitasan powercreep is still far away.Maruzensky and Tachyon card are still far away who knows maybe you quit by then.
>>547355759>this is your Unity Cup team that is going to challenge the Turf Queens
>>547357104What would Bakushin think if you tried to lewd her armpits? Would that be against the student conduct handbook?
>>547356178I've fully quit, so this is my first time seeing that. Gotta be the one you posted, because you can at least get Nergagorn modified.>>547356349It's real and IIRC some of the other legendary humans wuz also kangs.
>>547356940they're my speed team, I got a few Bakushins while rolling for Kita and picked up the rest along the way(one was from the current banner).But honestly Bakushin isn't THAT much better of a statstick than the usual speed SRs, maybe Biko is more of a jump up.
>>547357241"Why is a short, fat, late-20s old man who is out of shape and smells bad trying to get close to me? TRAINER-SAN, THIS FREAK NEEDS TO DIE!"
>last match >4/5>Taiki stole 5/5 from me and howdy to you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAuCtOxm1DcEl Condor Pasa singing Yoru ni Kakeru
My Taiki is just too strong, she always gets into the 1st or 2nd position and never procs SFV...
>>547357241Yes, but if you told her it was a special massage to improve bloodflow or something she would believe you. Just hope she doesn't blab about it to Nishino Flower.
>>547356593From what I can remember, I think that I got a lot of stats from the URA Finale sparks on the guest parent. The SSR speed cards in my deck obviously help a great deal too. I double-sparked the Biko banner to get the Biko and Bakushin, and I luckily got 3LB Fine Motion from rolling on other banners and then used my selector ticket to get her to MLB.
>>547357324>never procs Street Fighter Vdamn, that sucks
>>547357359I guess she still had one in the chamber
>>547357340Okay but what about a fit early-30s old man who works out and smells good trying to get close to her?This is important
>>547357431Dang is this her VA?
>>547357030If you MLB either then its comfyYou reliably only need 2 strong speed MLB speed cards (and the odd MLB SR Speed) for this scenario
>>547357626Then you're going to be treated very, very well indeed...Oji-san...
i don't get the attraction toward armpits
>>547357269>I've fully quitUnderstandable. I just keep hearing bad things nowadays. People hating on Universes Beyond, the powercreep in Standard and other formats, and other things I'm probably forgetting.
>>547357687FINALLY SOMETHING IN MY LIFE GOES RIGHT
>>547357708i don't get the attraction towards feet OR pits
>>547357708broken-headed virgins finding themselves attracted to something with no predominately sexual features because they haven't experienced a pussy.
>>547355335>2 starsIf she wins virgo for you, get her some clothes with the statues you get as rewards.
Which gold is better for pace chasers? I'm guessing it's It's On?
>>547357708I get the Bakushin attraction but she is too honest and innocent for fetish sex stuff.
>>547357909It's On 100%
>>547350456It did come from Witgod. Rice is also meta, but she has Tenno Sho Spring 1st as a goal so anons aren't using her.
>>547350456
>>547357743It doesn't get talked about as much, but cosplay sets like Outlaws of Thunder Junction are like 90% as bad as Universes beyond and all the flagship sets are either cosplay or UB.
>>547356158he scalps for a living, he deserves his fate
I like how people claimed No Stopping Me! was a gambling skill before this CMMaybe it is, but the house ALWAYS wins
>>547358269I don't really care what people do to make money. The strong survive. If you employ slaves to harvest blood emeralds, good on you really.
>>547357868>>547357921this
Has anyone ever seen someone else post stickers in the CM lobby?I have sent a Hello... or Nice to meetcha every single time since Taurus and nobody has ever replied.Either it doesn't work, or all my matches are against ghosts/soulless skippers.
ok my front runner lost every single race what style should I recklessly pivot to
>>547358301uber cutie
>run against s.maru>suzuka late startWhy does it happen every fucking time?
Are masterful gambit and early start any good on Libra Golshi?>>547358372I saw "hello" this CM and sent it back
>>547358372there's CM lobby?
>>547358224>wet conditionsbased
>>547358410distracted via boob jealousy
>>547358372People skip the shit out of this, 100%. And the few that don't probably don't even see the sticker, or something else.
>>547358381making a vodka or a taiki is extremely easy
>>547358063Sankyuu, now I shall hope she doesn't die
I know normally Shatterproof is bad but considering all the front runners this CM, is there a chance it might actually proc?
>>547357708I'm into them as long as they're not the overly detailed, and armpit pussy artworks. I don't know when that thing became popular but I find it very disgusting.
>>547358372Yes. Only once however out of the 100+ we have done.
theres 0% chance lootbar is legit for buying carrots at a lower price right?
>>547358548if you're running two frontrunners then you're more likely (still a gamble) of being at the backIf you're running two late surgers then forget about it
Does Digitan like female trainer/uma or is that considered unholy to her?
INFIRMARY SO TRASH IT FAILS TO HEAL 4 TIMES IS A ROW
>>547358224Mile CM truly is an RNG game
>>547358753Worked every single time for me, since the big patch. Stop getting injured/sick, I guess.
>>547358697I used it multiple times, it works^tm
holy shit what an insane grass
>>547358545Extremely good Taiki. Probably a very high contender for platinum all on her own. Gears/Speed Star is a bit odd but they do provide benefit.
>>547358718As long as it isn't self insert or involves herself, she's down with anything
>R support card Grass Wonder>cute girl winking>trainee Grass Wonder>looks like some angry ChudShould have been swapped.
>>547358372I've seen it a total of once out of all CMs.
>>547356158He knew exactly what he was doing and what the financial result would be. I used to watch him back when I played and he cares much more about his wild and crazy guy persona than money. >>547357708Smooth, salty, slippery when wet, and taboo to interact with sexually. It's like feet, but better.>>547358753Run Tazuna.
>>547358885>not 3*Grimmy. Her unique is a good overtake skill too.
>>547358926So she's a hyper cuck, get it.
>>547358885Friend Code?
>>547358372I say thank you after each win
>>547358885where is her unique you lazy ass
>>547358926Interesting. I think me and her can get along quite nicely.
>>547358716Gotta take big risks to get big wins
>>547358697>>547358842Wait, how exactly does it work? You can buy carats for other players in Uma?
>>547359036>>547359048>>547359057it's not mine
https://x.com/aibanousagi/status/1990706393574523361/photo/1Suzuka’s thick thighs
>>547359197you worthless cumdump>>547359064major tranny energies
>>547358372Okay after posting this I just ran into my first.
>>547358946Grass is a big tryhard
>>547359057Is normal Grass's unique even worth buying?
>>547359283BASED MAYOCHAD SOVL SOVL SOVL
YESFINALLY
>>547359263>Don't care much for anime/game suzuka, kinda indifferent to her>Fan art (esp wife stuff) of her is super cute and sexy>>547359269WIFE NATURE DESU!
>>547358372I always spam HIP HIP MUN before starting the race. So far no one has yet to reply.
>kissless turbo virgin who never even held hands with a girl in his 35 years of male pattern baldness>making up open relationship scenarios with a freaky uma you wouldn't last 3 days nigga
>>547359368Suzuka has an awful voice actor>>547359398It's mostly brownoids
>literally on the screen>literally training with your main uma>no unity trainingThis mechanic makes no sense at all
>>547358372you can send stickers?
The farm music playing with this video is amazing.
im so fucking tired of skipping horses i want because i dont have 30k carats and i dont trust my luck
>>547359398Am I schizo? I don't really see any posts like that
>>547359452>has an awful voice actorI wouldn't go that far, but then again, I'm pretty indifferent to her overall.>>547359398Browns/thirdies tend to do that.
what are the implications of running 3 end closers in virgo cup? in anything actually
Do you need to get your support cards up to orange friendship before their Training Effectiveness starts to work?
>>547358926Yeah, her not being into self-insert is relatable but ruins a fic idea I had where Dober writes her a doujin including all of her disgusting fetishes... back to the working table it is...
Yeppers, this is going in my ace deck
>>547359570it takes 1.5 months or so (with anniversary stuff we got 30k in just 1 month) stop rolling those 10 rolls on every banner and you'll get there fast.
>>547359398I just want to get hugged by an uma
>>547359570>pulled Kitasan banner>1 spark 0 dupe>pulled Doto>1 spark 0SSR>pulled 100 Rice Riko banner>1 Rice spark RikoI hate my luck with Cygames' gachas
>>547359663Late surgers will seethe because they're too highly ranked to trigger their abilities on time.
>>547359164Basically you purchase it on your own, but through their device. They'll stream the game for you and you log in your account and purchase the carat on your own. I assume they get their profit through exchange rate bullshit
>>547359752>Wit card>in LongYeah good luck with that buddy.
>>547359696
One thing I asked a few threads ago and just found it:https://mikevskater.github.io/uma-musume-card-tracker/really cool site, you put in all your support cards and their LB, and then you can sort by a certain stat like training effectivenessit might be outdated though, last updated Nov 6, it doesn't have the newest cards but I don't think the update changed old card values
damn, bricked this early?time to quit
>>547359929long?
Wasn't there meant to be a Unity Cup spark, like URA Finale? I don't think I've seen it on a single horse yet
>>547358372I only knew you could send stickers because I've received them, but I assume most people don't know about them the same way most people skip the magazine winning shot with commentary at the end.
>>547359886how can they purchase the discounted pack on their device but with my account though
>>547359752>5 TE>zero specialty priority>no wit bonusPLEASE JUST USE SWEEPY INSTEAD
>>547359452>Suzuka has an awful voice actorFuck off
>>547360028it's shit, count your blessings
>>547360105tupac doesn't agemasen you tho
>>547359452>has an awful voice actorcould you document what it's like being a faggot to the rest of us anon
>>547359398Are you trying to project something?
>>547360128>>547360206She's just throaty and whispery but without any actually sultry tones. The only reason permavirgins go wild is because her VA is constantly panting like she's horny. Just a low quality VA.
>>547360272TRVKE
King Halo voice actor is far far worse than Suzuka. I don't even know how she got hired.
>>547360170Power and Wit is a great spark to have
spics look like THIS?
>>547360076You literally log into your own account (on their device that they interact-able video stream to you), so your available discounted pack everything is your own
>>547359570alluma banner soon brudda
>>547360128>>547360272She seems okay
>>547347372>saw this pic>wanted to post it>duplicate file existsFUCK YOU
>>547360408God, I hate Ako so much.
>>547360449 (the raped)
>>547360408I watch a lot of anime and I recognize the tranny one (I didn't watch it), the Re:Zero girl, Rin and Saki.
>>547360379No, that's offmodel goonslop.
>>547360379Umamusume A looks hot
>>547354532Absolutely
>>547360379No.Atleast learn where the uma is from anon...
Am I a visionary or is this copium? Ended up overshooting speed quite a bit, but not comfortable running two speedcards on a 10% speedbonus horse.
fenomeno just sounds like she's trying too hard
>>547360503I bet he draws better than you
>>547360408>AkoI busted gallons to her, not the voice though
Say something nice about Maruzensky.
>>547360612Where's your wit???
>>547360496>RinI like that show because one of them was Rie Takahashi who is now a superstar, then there's Marika Kouno who's doing okay, and the other one is just irrelevant and probably doing JAV now.
>>547360612low wit not good for downhills
>>547360408LA PUTA (is actually really cute and a fun character to use gameplay wise)
What even the fuck is normal Teio's unique conditions. I swear she hits the conditions but never uses it as a clutch
>>547360671whats that have to do with what anon saidthey may draw better but it IS off model goonslop
>>547360731Fair
>>547360272I mean the VA is fine going off of past roles, you'd probably have to blame the sound/va director that instructed her to sound like that
>>547360713Her old fashioned mannerisms are incredibly cute, I love her winning animations.
>>547360628Fenomeno and Katsuragi Ace have amazing voices.
>>547360247
>>547360713i fucking love eurobeat
>>547360713im HAPPY i spent 200 rolls on you instead of doto. im HAPPY about it. no REGRETS.
>tried to bait (You)s>it didn't workDamn, where did all the Kingfags go?
>>547360801Most fanarts are off model, you just dont like it cause its porn
>>547360713i rolled for your summer version and apparently you're shit now so
>>547360801>>547360503Why are you replying to an east indian? They haven't gone to bed yet.>>547360912I just don't think she's comparable to some of the A and S listers that Umamusume has. I can agree with that though, generally you want to blame the director. She could have taken any other tone.>>547361017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4kpdfH8Qjk
>you can take the hat offhttps://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/1991883519912739015?s=20
>>547361052Post the bait again I didn't see it
>>547360449I am simply more retarded than you, no need to be upset
>>547360272>throaty and whisperyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lBnMkXREfk
There is not a single worse voice actor than King's. Name a single one.
This pace Daiwa overtook my Taiki then blocked her and won the race...
>>547361179Here you go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9PqNWZCqk
>>547361245Having her voice act in a different direction would have gone far better for Suzuka, though of course, not that childish.
>>547361276Your favorite umas.
>>547361286>Number one wins
Uma truly is a wit game
I'm very surprised to hear people don't like Uma voices. I think all of the horses are voiced pretty well as far as I've heard.
>>547361286you got out shooting'd
>>547361313I'm not reacting to a story video have a pity (You)
>>547361427Who likes Taiki? Her horrible English is so annoying.
>>547359834>>547359696>>547359935Nice girls are niceNice girls are neatI like nice girls, simple as.
>>547361427jungle bucket's VA took some getting used to but she became one of my favorites
>>547361052it was a third rate bait
>>547361276I can name one but it isn't someone who voices a character from umamusume
>>547361487But it's cool. I promise that you'll love it as a King fan.
>>547361501I dunno, I think her voice is fine too. Her Engrish just reminds me of classic eurobeat singing.
>>547361501It's my favorite
>>547361501>hating classic gaijin characters
>>547360349>>547360309strong girls are CUTE as well
>>547360309Umas will never beat the dog allegations
>>547361601Third rate anon with a fourth rate bait*
>>547361501I think she is cute
how is it a pretty derby when uggo uma are allowed to run in it?
>>547361313This is it? She didn't even get a last spurt cinematic like the rest of them?
>Bad cards>Need to compensate with more training>Can't take all those TASTY gold skillsExtra hint books can't come fast enough
>>547354532Hopefully.>>547360905Gentle Wife Gentle Life
>>547361804only thing ugly here is your personality
hmm, yes. perfect
>>547361804Its pretty cause only the pretty ones become popular
>>547361501HOWDY TOREINA-SAN is one of my favorite lines in this game. I really hope ebayan has some sort of southern theme.
SEX?! But, anon, they're students!
>>547361909the asses are so low poly in this game
>>547361501grass would say this
>>547361969>Anon thinks students don't have sex
>>547362023>This Jap phone game is really conservative with it's poly countNo shit sherlock, also it's the shading that makes it look this bad, worse than it is at least.
>>547362029she would try, but a burger would fill her mouth before she got the chance
52711469CM5Bored, so making one webm result before work. I can't hide names so I can't help you if you fear the dick dox.
>>547361969That wont stop them.
>>547361184Yeah but I know where you got it (and you know where I got it) so now we have mutually assured destruction at the ready
>>547362126>Spe can't win>forced to watch her daughters win
>dub - masutah>sub - trainer
>>547361447Yeah, looking in Hakuraku she triggered literally all 9 skills just before and while she overtook me.
>>547362121>you're from america tooTaiki could've called her a nigger and it would be less insulting than that.
>>547362023thankfully I can fall back on Smuguzensky
>>547362126My daughter, my pride and joy, Special Week will never do anything untoward to me.
>>547362220>Spe cant win>Tricked you into traveling with her to hokkaido alone>Her mom is probably in on the planngmi
>>547362331More like Sugmuzensky
This game needs more doujins.
>>547362272>dub - merry crismasu>sub - happy holidays
>>547362305unfortunately for Grass, she will never be japanese
>>547347781villain and cyborg sighted
>>547362289damn, and straight descent? you were destined to lose
>>547360379This better not be Netorare/non vanilla trash, otherwise go neck yourself
>>547362126the city changed her
>>547361501I certainly like Taiki more than the fatty that the VA voices in iDOLM@STER.>>547361821Well yeah, the story isn't about her in this case, and she's more of a supporting role for the other team members to help with their struggles.
>>547362487not with a caboose like thatits 100% prime american back there>>547362582they rape her
>>547360408MELUSINE LOVE!
>>547362445>dub - cheval grand>sub - candice grand
AIEEEE HELP ME TORENA
>>547361821Cuz she’s not a mare and is more of a supporting character. The story’s main focus is all about the mares/tiara route umas
>kitasan hasn't been on speed for the last 9 turns
>>547362624Spe-chan corruption?! She was such a pure and innocent girl, but now she's constantly trying to seduce her trainer with a swimsuit...
>>547362381Her mother will probably trick the trainer into signing a marriage form
>>547362746nandeyane...
>>547362743>dub - kitasan brack>sub - kitasan of color
>>547362582It seems like rape, but I don't know chinese so no idea.Funnily enough 99% of the works from that artist are vanilla, I guess he lost too many CMs against her.
>>547362746is that a fucking jirachi
>>547362746>>547362810Seyana~
These bitches are fucking gay
>>547362903Holy shit I see it too.
Oh great, the tranny woke up
>>547362858Will Kitasan Black be actually Black in the upcoming live action Umamusume Netflix series
Oyakodon with SpeGOAT and her daughters..
>>547362932
>>547362932YesBut vodka is also a massive trainerfag that daydreams about riding passenger on a motorbike with (you) just like her parents did when they started dating
>>547362626Who were the two npc ascella umas supposed to be anyway?
is special week's secret event worth going for, especially if i already have slick surge from elsehwere? doesnt seem worth the missed training daysrunning the summer version to be clear
>>547362795She's busy
>>547362932Digitan agrees
>>547362858>Dub: SHIT!>Sub: Oh heck!
I'm bored of this game, what now?
>>547362932These bitches can't make up their fucking minds if they're for (You) or for each other
>>547363019Finally an excuse to repost this
>>547362858
So let's say you just impregnated a human female and she gave birth to https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters before passing away and leaving you a single father. How would you raise your uma daughter who will not only grow stronger than you physically one day while also displaying and increasingly severe case of the Electra complex as she gets older.
>>547363109steamy threesome with these two
>>547363039Swimsuit Daiwa is such misopportunity
>>547362858>dub - Special Week>sub - Disabled Week
>>547363137Please tell me this is canon
>>547363180Oh no... my daughter is autistic.
>>547363307>neurodivergent week
>>547363167Holy SHIT. This is kind of hot. Is this allowed to be hot? Is it okay to be attracted to this?
>>547362810i love nandeyane
>>547362932I don't get it, what part of this is gay?
>>547363152
>>547363180Anon, you rigged this.
I spent 30 carats for another attempt and lost every race.Taiki... I failed
>>547362858>dub - oguri cap>sub - oguri cap (TL note: as in peak)
>>547363180Oh shit oh fuck uhhhhhDo I get both sisters? Did my wife have twins before exploding?
>>547362932Daiwa is definitely the bigger rug muncher of the two,with a dash of (You)baiting. Vodka is a bigger trainerfag though.
>>547363307>dub - special week>sub - special needs
>>547363180My daughter looks like she'll grow into a proper lady, maybe just a bit glutton
>>547357708>i don't get the attraction toward armpitscygames literally specialize in sexy pit character designs, the entire reason erunes exist in granblue is for drawing girls with exposed backs and pits
>responding to the yuricuckTotal yurideath
>>547363180Can a father be a childhood friend?
>>547363137They're going to localize it as "Shoot!"
>>547363152The answer is extremely competative threesomes with lots of bickering
>>547363180>well i was going to come with some kind of strategy but there's not much i can do about this situationthis might be a bad idea but probably try to inflate her ego as much as possible and try to be her emotional support when things go wrong, in order to teach her emotional maturity over raw strength
Beasto...
>>547363341You are in luck https://youtu.be/NgF_iFnvPx0?t=131
>>547363807That's actually genius. I wouldn't even be mad.
>>547363341It's obviously a fan translation, but it really does sound like Tappu is saying shit.https://files.catbox.moe/hfjbwp.mp4
>>547363770>implying he's not self-replying with his phoneit's not even the first time
>>547363180>dream journeyHEL
bwos would my oshi occasionally win against little timmies if I managed turf A? She's not doing good at all
>>547363792Well, you knew him as a child, didn't you?
>>547363180https://umamusu.wiki/Ines_FujinPretty sure she has siblings.
What uma are you dorks looking forward to the most right now?
>>547363770if you are "cucked" by yuri, you're not a man
>>547363180Unfortunately for youShe literally cannot develop the latter part of your conditionI have won
>>547360272>She's just throaty and whispery but without any actually sultry tones.Problem?
>>547362123REEEE RUNAWAY SUZUKAS GET OFF MY LOBBIES.
>>547363957She'll just as be good as others who were not be able to proc their unique if Turf A.
>>547363180I am so fucked
>>547363957Even with turf S that is a very gamble heavy skill list. With some more reliable late accel skills maybe it could work.
>>547364054Gentildonna.
>>547363180I dunno much about Cross
>>547364054I haven't looked too far ahead but I've been waiting for the princess puncher
>>547364135brocked
>>547364059the head wife...
>Training a frontrunner parent on unity>My unity team ends up with 4 frontrunnersoopsie
>>547364135you would've won if you had more midrace skills like the other taiki
>>547363180>In Still in Love's career, it's revealed that Admire Groove grew up in an orphanage and has no memory of her parents.Well, there's your answer.
>>547364239Yeah, and you know who is a known dominant mare?Curren
RUB-A-DUB, TIME FOR SOME GRUB
>>547363180>>547363738>get her from the link>this happensbwos I'm scared
>>547364054It WAS Jordan but Kita is going to drain my stash yet again so I gotta go with Neicheer.
>>547364363Based
Just did 5 of the shittiest Golshi ace runs you've ever seen in your life, I'll be back when CM resets so my Turf S Mile S 14k score Straight Descent Head-On Taiki Shuttle can go 1/5 again
>>547362932They're just friends/rivals.
>>547364054from the ones coming soon? Cafe
>>547363180Oh Shit
>>547364054In the near future? Dober because she's very pretty and a great parent for my wife Eishin.In general? Symboli Kris S, we need more brown queens in uma musume
>>547364054Gold Ship (Sexo version)
>>547364484holy CUTE
>>547364054Since I have Digital now I would say Kawakami Princess. Unfortunately I will have to skip her banner in favor of depositing all my remaining carats on Kitasan's since I didn't the first time. Kitasan was way too close to Brian's and I didn't want to risk not having pity for Brian.
>>547364464who the fuck thought making them roommates was a good idea
>>547364575THIS IS TOO LOUD YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
>>547364535Who's our next end closer? Tamamo Cross?
>>547364696that's random
>>547363914it's realhttps://youtu.be/cF20zx-VzpU?t=37m54s
>>547364746Yes, listen to El singing!
>>547364054Tamamo Cross. She was one of my main reason for starting the game and then Gentil
>>547364054dober. I will correct her
>>547364054helios but that's one year away
>>547364059If you can't satisfy them that they need to fuck each other, you're not a man
>>547364054opera o ny, sexship summer, halloween doto
https://youtu.be/d7dyMhauYAk I miss the URA themes. The opening trumpet notes of junior year and the drum beats into the trumpets of senior year are iconic to me. The Unity Cup C/B is great and I've warmed up to the A/S theme too, but I don't really like the the G-D theme. Wish I could replace it with URA junior year.
>>547361969
>>547364746I was gonna call bullshit on this, then remembered I had lowered my volume beforehand cuz my ears felt tired.
LETS GO GAMBLING
>>547361969I just wanted a chill trip thou
>>547364174I figured she would never win even in group B unless the stars aligned, so I grabbed things that could possibly align, like lucky seven and lone wolf, but it looks like the power is really too low to compete
>>547364054I have no idea who to roll for after she drops to be honest
>>547364575
>>547365086The real gamble is how many turns it takes to cure slow metabolism
>>547364054Eh its a three way tie between K.S. Miracle, Twin turbo, and Fenomeno right now i guess?
>>547365086Maybe it wasn't worth it>>5473652161
>>547364054Mejiro Dober from close releases
Is Uma Stan needed for Cm6/Libra? I was very disappointed by how it performed in Virgo
>>547364054
>>547363180>Gentildonna.Guess I die.
who else is yuri coded besides these two?
>>547365343no it's a garbage skill ignore it completely.
>>547364363Damn that looks good. Now I'm hungry.
>>547365416
I think i'm being filtered by Libra bros. It's actually miserable to a point where i dont even run out of borrows. *cough* go on without me
>>547363180>https://umamusu.wiki/Air_MessiahDon't know anything about her, but I hate green haired girlsMight abandon her
>>547365416I don't like using -coded to describe pairings but I think Opera/Doto is cute
Removing your ear covers and ribbons in PUBLIC then tying it on your trainer's wrist?This is blatant marking
>>547365539Uhhhhhhh...
>>547365416Your left and right testicles when tangled together.
>>547365539Anon Mayano isn’t censored!
>>547365530how are you being filtered by a CM that's not even out yet
>>547365385God I want Unity cup poses in TT.I need my girls doing cute team victory posses soSO BAD
>>547365591>naked uma earsspoiler that shit bro what the fuck
can we at least agree the shorter the race the more RNG it has?
>>547365539Uoh fillies
>>547365539My estimation of fillies fucking dropped when I found out that Ryan has it as a mandatory race.
>>547365591Mares are written the thirstiest in this gameWell it makes sense
>>547365416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQDU3QYgyjQRice is super fucking gay
>>547365591she marked you since many years ago
Is someone like Buena Vista even allowed? I feel like she should be banned from the game because of how hard of an advantage she has over toreina-san. How are other umamusume even supposed to compete?
>>547365758No? Long CM's are just "did you proc spurt or not" so you're totally reliant on a cointoss
>>547365416Neck yourself Yuri cuck
>>547364764Oh wow.Since cygames is handling global I have some faith that they will keep it, crunchyroll (if they didn't kill global instantly) would 100% replace it with "Shoot!".
It's called an advent calendar, trannylators!
>>547365859Think of every uma x trainer pairing as a separate trainer. Buena marked her trainer for years, but that trainer is a different trainer who’s trainee could just be trying to mark him that year
>>547365539JUVENILE FILLIES
>>547365758I CAN'T WAIT FOR CAPRICORN CUP
>>547365895>DID SOMEONE SAY SHOOT
FUCK I MISSED THE MAYANO POST
>>547365808>
>>547365416Grass and El are pretty gay
>>547365965why are they so afraid of xmas?
>>547365965thats c*****ian-coded and yucky
>>547366078Grass is 100% a trainerfag
I have time, I need to make a long parent for Digital for the next cm or I'm killing Fukubro
>Mile S finally proc'd>Best one yet, my literal magnum opus>Scenario recordI love her so much, if only she'd cooperate more instead of making me wait out day 1. I might just make another front to boost her more
>>547345665https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanker_(horse)
>>547366084Huh? Xmas? What's that? Some kind of big celebration?
Is Rudolf for (You)?
>>547365416I feel awful for people like this. They have never experienced real friendship in their life and therefore mistake it for homosexuality when they see it in media. Some of the saddest comments you can see on social media.
I may have overestimated the average player, my dogshit Vodka just got 4/3/3 wins
>>547366084faggots react to wholesomeness the way Dracula does to sunlight. They deeply resent those things on primal level
>>547366145good luck bwo, she has long G
>>547366034bare with this one
>>547365416Rudolf x Oguri is the OG coupleDoto x Opera Teio x McQueen in the anime
>got a speeding ticket todayIT'S A GOOD OMEN THAT MEANS MY UMAS ARE GONNA BE FAST
>>547366274ThanksI have to stop doing this to myself for every cm
>>547366213Did you not do the private romantic christmas night slow dance with her on the roof of tracen academy?
>>547366346me too, 87 on a 70 (mph), what about you
>>547366346Was it a bullshit one like going 80 on the highway or did you deserve it?
>>547366220If you arent doing 4/5 or 5/5 in round 1 its likely you might have trouble landing A in round 2
>>547365539Damn, pre-global uma threads were so dead that they managed to keep that image up for 4 days without getting deleted.
>>547366447>>54736647261 km/h on a 50 km/h I don't know the american units it was basically a nothingburger
share horses to copy for last minute cup training ples
>>547366346>>547366447why don't you guys just stay within the speed limitwhy are you in always such a hurry
make out sloppy style
I think Buena Vista is cringe.
>>547366409please tell me you're not lying>t.doesn't have Rudolf
>>547365591It's literally you who wanted a "LIFETIME CONTRACT"
>>547366572It feels great to be going 70 in a school zone
>>547366119Grass is so trainerpilled she goes on other uma careers to preach about how important they are to Umamusume and how they’re an irreplaceable existence to them
Ryan is an ugly donkey.
>>547365591dude she marked (you) long time ago
>>547366174Would cygames even bother to read my email if I ask them about this crap?
>>547366572it was my bad... I'm owning up to it
>>547366474I'm f2p and all my umas are weak so it is what it is
>>547366656driving in my carright after a beer
>>547366216>L-look, they hugged each other, t-t-that's so gay hahaha! What are they gonna do now, eat together? D-did you get it, "eat", heheh! They can't have a rivalry, that's certainly incubated love! Filthy brainless subhumans.
>>547366572You haven't lived until you've broken 100 while driving with the coast on your left blasting your favorite tunes.
>>547366572Because the speed limit is too low 90% of the time
>>547366496that image isn't explicit, though? Why did jannies delete it?
>>547366549yeah that's going 6mph over the limit, pretty much nothing>>547366572 Girls Legends U was playing https://youtu.be/c-paYYeSvnc
>>547366703only if you send it to the jp mail, the en one most likely is managed by trannylators too
>>547366639I think it's her final ult level up eventT. Rudolflet
>>547366409That could’ve been platonic. Just wanted to make sure >>547366639She drags you to the roof and says that she can hear music with her uma ears (you can’t tho) so you both dance on the roof
>>547366572Cause momma didn't raise no loserOnly time someone's gonna pass me is if I'm deadIf you ain't first, you're last
>>547366572Because fuck slow drivers and fuck you if you drive slow.
>>547366292man where is this guy even posting anymore, his main account and his alt got banned on twitter...
>>547366703You can e-mail a Californian who hates you or a Japanese who doesn't understand you.
>>547366902Bakushin would say this
>>547366639You and Rudolf went to the rooftop and she invited you to dance. She's the leading one during the dance. She's just that cool
bread>>547367079>>547367079>>547367079
>>547366572because the speed limit is always the slowest everyone goes
>>547366869I'll give it a shot when I have free time.
>>547367008you can always translate your message with an AI
>>547366902it's great and all until a kid ends up dead because some faggot didn't want to stop
AHHHHHHH DO WE TAKE GO-HOME FOR LIBRA OR NOT I DON'T WANT THE RICE TITLE
>>547367154Then the kid shouldn't've slowed down, retard
>>547366621She's actually like that one guy from Bleach, she has the power to insert herself into your memories and pretend she was your CF all along
>>547367154Kid should’ve jumped. It had plenty of time to dodge
>>547367238that's not funny man. i've actually seen a kid die because of this. how would you feel if that kid was related to you?
>>547366621Not a fan of her myself. A shame because the trope itself is nice but I vastly prefer other umas instead
>>547367356appeal to emotion
>>547367554yeah, that thing that everyone has by default, how awful
99% of speeding tickets are just an excuse for the police to rob you at gunpoint for driving at the same speed that they do when they're going home.
>>547367606appeal to common practice
>>547367756what about the 1% that ends up actually killing someone how would you feel if it happened to someone you know?
>>547367152I don't mean they won't understand your literal words. I mean I don't expect them to understand or sympathize enough with the social context and westoid leftist control of language.
>>547367785it's almost as if morality is decided by the majority
>>547363180Thank God it was her and not one of her sisters.https://umamusu.wiki/Fenomeno
>>547368004appeal to popularity
>>547368157argumentum ad logicam
>>547362626LADDON'T DISRESPECT KANAKO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD Also just realized she voices plenty of big eaters in anime and is a bit plus-sized... is this type casting? Or better yet, fatty casting?
>>547365871Just get some wit, you don't need to make a 300 wit Golshi anymore.
>>547366084they don't want to offend californians
