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>>547368518Nothing personal /gig/.She loves me.We got married.We have a kid after a tons of sex.
Alice ovulatedAlice had a penis put into her vaginal canalAlice had semen ejaculated into her wombAlice puked without knowing whyAlice was late for her periodAlice felt her belly strain against her beltAlice had to throw out her old clothes because her hips were too wideAlice grew through three cup sizesAlice got stretch marks as her gravid womb outpaced the rest of herAlice accidentally sprayed the tile walls with milk when getting into the showerAlice felt Klee kicking her spine in the middle of the nightAlice felt contractions in her middleAlice felt her vagina dilate to 10cm in widthAlice pushedAlice gave birth to a healthy little girlAlice would like to know...Would you help her do it all again?
Bring me Alice's pussy.
>>547368518Previous: >>547355837Retard
forcing me to dance in public?that's a humiliation ritual for sure
>wedding ring i HATE alice
>>547368518>>547355837>>547355837>>547355837
durin and his ugly fake wings will flop badly
Snegurochka SOON
If the leaks are true (they're not) that they're gonna remove Raiden and Yae from the game, how would that work? Would people who rolled for them be compensated?? That seems illegal
Reply to this post or Alice will be canonically married with a fat ugly bastard (that is not you)
>>547368518C N C
Did I fall asleep during the program or are there seriously no new Envisaged Echoes?What the fuck am I supposed to do with my keys in December?
mizuki butthole
>>547368715Nicole makes the older character models look so ugly...
Varesa is using your paimon onahole. Are you gonna let her?
Why did Durin flop
Imagine you're Alice's husband and after Alice is done changing Klee's diaper she sends Klee on her way then hope on on the changing table herself and tells you it's your turn to change her.
>>547368715They learned nothing from yae stinko
I wish I was Navia Caspar irl
look at that dumb thing
klee tummy
Inazuma will be temporarily removed from Genshin Impact. Thank you for your understanding regarding this matter.
Well that was a dogshit divegrass matchWe play tomorrow against /domg/
99% of Jahoda wanters DO NOT want Durin. This fucking banner is evil and they know it.
>>547368773I love older women so much it's unreal...
>not a wedding ringi LOVE alice
I look like this and Klee is my daughter.
Would you?
>>547368792There are, for Klee and Albedo.
>>547368819he's ugly
>pyro againThey've wasted her being a great Geo character instead...
>>547368820>imagine you're her husbandI cant possibly imagine being such a chad
>>547368807>Obesa main eventThis is the worst patch of all times
>>547368879Who is running alongside Durin?
>>547368518>>547368668>>547368820Stop showing off your ring
>>547368773Just post more Nicole
Why would a Jahoda wanter hate males, her bis team is fucking Flins
>>547368792Klee and Albedo are getting one.
>>547368915thanks for giving me your daughter, dad
>>547368792Klee & Albedo.
Thank you for posting this last threadI think it's really cute
>>547368668FLOPPY MAMA ELF EARS
>>547368819Durin is going to flop due to lack of Mondstadt chronicle.90% of current genshin players don't own Klee or Albedo or have C2+ Venti to make him strong. Jahoda is on banner to bait some pulls, but nobody is spending money on that banner.
>>547368941Aether...
>>547368984>2 of the least owned characters are getting one
>>547368792there no chronicled wish right? dafuk are they smoking
>brainlets here cannot put two and two together and realise that Alice will reveal Aether is her husband and Klee’s fatherJust say you have no media literacy and go
>>547368921>>547369017Okay good so I did fall asleep. Thank you.Any news on Valiant Chronicles? I assume that would require a map expansion.
to be a mother, she's not that big actually....
>>547368954Venti
skipping Durin and saving for Nicole
>>547368981i dont hate malesi just hate durin
Klee's dad is Nicole, right?
You will sniff Alice's fart and you will be horny
>>547368715diluc's mom is so pretty
smooches for jahoda?
>>547369147Anon your mother has no boobs
>>547369091Klee deserves one, tourist.
>>547369179fuck why is she not flat
>>547368879Sorry but I'm getting C6 Jahoda naturally and will use her with my FlinsIncels lost
>>547368981shes a support numbnuts, she would work with bina
For me, it's pulling on Varka, Sandrone, Alice, and Nicole.
>Alice will reveal Aether is her husband and Klee’s father
>media literacyWhat makes schizos love using this word?
>>547369112Klee was born when Aether was asleep, Futa Loom on the other hand was awake the whole time
>>547369112>lorelet doesn't know about the time loop Teyvat is currently experiencingnothing new, really
>>547368837the hat isn't even the worse part of her design. the rest looks so bad and filler
>>547369201It's actually Rhinedottir.No, she doesn't pay alimony nor child support.
>>547369126correct, no new Valiant Chronicles until 6.3
>>547369179She might not have off field pyro app, and Durin has Chev and Jahoda on his banner. Its a shame...
>>547368518>547368518HAHAHAHA
>>547369094chroincle is being reworked. new discounted currency to exchange for a brick of your choice and a freebie when the new system launches. dawei revealed this to me in a dream please look forward to it.
>>547368878I missed a match? fuck
>>547369349she hates alice's hubby, anon
Is Durin one of the greatest bait banner we had so far? Must have pyro support just before the Archon patch, Alice, Nicole and Sandrone.
>>547369173Bleh...
Why is a hag trying to pull off Lumine's look?
>>547369238Klee only deserves to be put in the trash where she belongs
>>547369331I'm rolling for her but the cyan looks really fucking out of place.
>>547369073Durin's strongest combo is him+Fischl+Chevreuse They're the ultimate wheelchair
>>547369453No.
>>547367665read what i wrote again, you misread what i said
>>547369396she will, she will be Pyro Escoffier for Pyro Skirk (Alice)
Klee is hotter than alice tho
>>547369474she is the second best pyro dps have some respect
>>547369283KINO
>>547369257scara loses to sethos every night
Why is everyone interpreting the wedding ring was as if given by someone else? What if it's (You) who gave it to her? This should be the normal reaction except the opposite is happening, as if Alice is married to someone else.
Columbina: Daisuki na Sandorone
alice's husband?farmer man
>>547369440>He think alice is playable>He thinks nicole isn't standardPick 1 and only 1. You're not getting two 5* limited pyro witches.
a seelie?a Moon?what is she?
alice's husband? me
>>547369572Yeah good luck clearing IT or ultra shilled SO bosses with her lmao
>>547369326>Steins;Gate time loop slopWe didn't need time travel shit in this story.
>>547369147My research had suggested that milk production is largely dependent not on the size of the breasts but by how much the breasts grew during pregnancy and the development of lactation.I.E. if Alice was very flat prior to getting knocked up then at this size she's a premium milk cow.
>>547369568>Alice's daughter through 100% natural conception
Is the "aether is Klee's father" the new "Skirk is Lumine" cope?
>>547369660holy cope kek
>>547369440We're all skipping
>>547369257I'm only grabbing c0 Durin because im poor...but i remember somehow getting c6 chevreuse while getting c0 kinich last year, maybe i can pull it off again
>>547369621Because she is already a mother
Please stop posting Nicole. I'm trying not to coom.
>>547369440Durin's audience isn't interested in any of them that much.And he's just a T0 support. It's like saying that Escoffier and Ineffa were baits lol.The mental gymnastics is strong.
>>547369686Klee can clear dire
>>547369672A human.
>>547369568imagine how soft her tiny kid butt is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldEEx-segohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldEEx-segoITS UP
>>547369690Steins Gate is kino THOUGH?
I love Skirk so much its unreal. I want to have sex with Skirk.
>>547369784Unironically so. Just point at them and laugh kek
>>547369672My wife.And an angel.
I'm going to be so disappointed when they cop-out and admit that Klee is adopted or was grown in a vat or brewed in a fucking cauldron or something.
>>547369621Tabibito has never met Alice in person. Why are you so retarded
>>547369672A witch. And maybe she'll become the new lunar goddess as the moon marrow eventually has to go to someone as it would be lame if it was just put back in the cave at the end of nod-krai.
>>547369504Sure but a niche support for a 3rd tier team comp is not going to break records. Who actually wants that? Clorinde, Varesa - he's a Mavuika sidegradeArlecchino - not her best teamKinich - ok but nobody plays KinichHe's bricked for hydro/cryo since he doesn't res shred. He has an 18 second cooldown so he fucks up any characters with strict rotation expectations.
>>547369690No, but Mavuika had already said that all timelines (past, present, and future) are all together in the same place
>>547368715Perfection.
>>547369624more like former man
>>547369326>Teyvat is Amphoreus but differentKINO
>>547369834Durin is T2 at best
I wish I looked, felt, sounded and smelt and had the biology of Navia but irl
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
>>547368774trvke
Do you guys realize that Jahoda will be the ONLY healer in Nod Krai??
It says a lot that a psycho dyke like Nefer is well received here but a straight married woman generates seethe
>>547369837>c6 showcaseFunny how you didn't post the screen showing their cons
>>547369881You would only think it's kino if you're 15 years old and never watched time travel stuff before.
Will Nicole be our first real pyro sustain?
>>547369928Why? It would be OOC for a godlike witch like Alice to give birth the normal way.
>>547370079you assume people see columbina as some sort of must have
>>547370079Wrong. Lauma can use prototype amber
>>547370087It's more that most people don't really give a fuck about Nefer.
>>547369823Single unmarried mothers exist. I'm talking about the wedding ring.>>547369943They just didn't show the scene yet.
ONE FOUR STAR BUDDYPOKE PER YEAR
>>547369789You really think they'd overshadow a witch releasing 2 identical elements back to back? Straight after durin as well? lolno. One of them isn't playable, and if both are then one is standard, which will never be alice of course
It brings me great pleasure to watch aetherpickers suffer because they lose at every turn.
NEFER MY QUEEN
>2 beauties in future versionsthe future is brightyep
>>547370087yo wtf? why this bitch doing the white power hand sign
>>547369928Eh, i see it more as 50-50On one hand, incel cultureOn the other hand, the ccp is trying to boost family values and birth rates, so trying to kill incel culture may be one of their priority
>>547369960Mavuika doesn't want to be a support to any of those losers. She's stronger as a main dps. Durin is probably too in the most of the teams where he's wheelchairing.It's ineffa (who is not stronger than Fischl according to retards) all over again.
>>547369349hotthat would make Albedo fucking Klee every night for the last 5 years blood-related incest instead of boring step-sibling incest
>>547369660said who? witches are not archons they don't have to be one of each
>>547370238meant for >>547370048
Bros...
>>547370138people who were 15 when it came out are 30
>>547370132who is c6? just curious how little you actually know about the game
>>547369881>Reddit;Gate >kino
>>547370283That's just Kokomi isnt it
>>547370195Except Tabibito spoke to Alice via her latern during a Mond event and that was the first time they spoke to each other
Thanks to Japan's prime minister shit-talking China there will be no more Inazuma events or events involving Inazuma characters
I FORGOT TO PRE-FARM FOR JAHODA
>>547369349why is this specific rabi so high quality?
>>547370369Bina: give me a second shot of Arley moon juice.
>>547370490and nothing of value was lost
>>547370221>overshadowNicole is obviously Alice's BiS. nobody cares about floprin
>>547370385And if those 30 year olds watched it with fresh eyes today they very likely would not be impressed.
>>547370490GoodFuck r*iden
>>547370427A much better hotter sexier smarter more relevant Kokomi
>>547370149They are NOT going to like this post.
>>547370490>no more shittothank god
>>547370479Tabibito was memory wiped. Alice could be pretending. There's a lot of canon possibilities, and the one most people pick is Alice being married to another guy. It's like a beta male's reaction to a godly beautiful woman they would never get so they just assumed she was married.
>>547370613the first mark is whats most important"better" is subjective
>>547370497You still have 11 days that's more than enough.
>>547368518"See this ring? Yeah, I know you do, hehe~""There's a reason why Klee is so happy when she's reminded of my hubby, because he makes me happy too~ :3"
>>547370195>Single unmarried mothers existYes but there is no reason to belice thats the case. She has a daughter, so she fucked a guy, so its way more likely that the ring was given by him since I doubt they would make her a divorcee
>>547370490At last Kazuha and Wanderer should be safe
>>547370593ayato fucked this
>finally give players a reason to roll for old characters without feeling like a retard wasting primos on bricks>no chronicled bannerthe mind of the banner dev is truly a mystery
>>547370401Why did you post a screenshot instead of the end screen showing that you beat it
>>547370283I'm so hyped for Nicole.
>>547370340Nicole got confirmed to be pyro latelet bro. That's why people think she wont release so close to alice
>>547370490Whose POV is this?
>>547370490I regret rolling for my C6r6 Raiden...
>>547370830these are the same devs that gave Ganyu and Shenhe new outfits without running them again until next year
So the end game team is going to be Alice, Nicole, Klee and....Xilonen/Citali?
>>547370743You know you can knock up a woman without getting married, right?
>>547368715yep rolling for her instead of the married woman
>>547370692A person who hasn't watched anything before can be impressed with almost anything they watch.
>>547368715After seeing the genuinely outstanding models they've made for Nicole and Sexolice I feel like Columbina looks like a plain NPC in comparison
>>547370221lol, lmao
I'm dropping the game and deleting my account with proofs if Alice is used goods.
>>547370910>>547370593
>>547370920C0R0 Sigewinne is a better unit than C6R6 Raiden
>>547370294Mavuika is a better sub-dps than Durin in every way possible, no point wasting rolls on some downgrade when most new bosses are character-specific
>>547368774i wish...
Alice looks like shit desu, Why didn't they just port Herta, made her red, and call it a day?
>>547371059C0 Shitwinne is worse than Aloy
>>547370936Nicole seems like she might be a pyro shenhe at this point, just without the shred as durin does that. So it'll be quill buffs and dmg% buffs with minimal/no off field application because it would brick alice vape/melting
>>547370960and the first experience marks them the deepestits why boomers trying to say "in my time it was better" is absolutely pointlesszoomers have their thing, boomers have theirs, overlapping tastes are outliers
>>547371114Ok, wormschizo, whatever you say
>>547370490QRD? Why is everyone talking about this meme
uh oh wormschizoschizo melty
What are (You) planning on using for the next patch's Stygian Onslaught?
>>547370497can you even pre-farm for her?
>>547371114>in every way possibledoesn't she not even have 100% uptime at c0?
is durin furina tier (back when she was used everywhere)
>>547370864there is no "end of screen" if you don't kill all 3 boss
you now remember the "the price to pay for crafting an ancient name is the Maker's life" thing
>>547370490>japan lose china market>japan has to pander to the west>sell out to western companiesvisa and mastercard takeover continues
Why the FUCK are they spoiling the fact that Alice appears in the quest? I JUST WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY A CHARACTER APPEARING IN THE QUEST BUT INSTEAD THESE RETARDS JUST HAD TO SPOIL IT AWAY IN THE LIVESTREAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?
>>547370936nobody is powercreeping 200k dps c0r1 anytime soon
>>547371178mindbroken
>>547370910>>547371031Official art btw
Uh oh wormschizo melty!
>>547370994>RerunRetard
>>547370490Ayaka is having a collab in China.Japan hasn't been cancelled yet.
>>547371223i might take a break next patch
>>547371281Retard didnt read it in CN or JP LMAO. Imagine read English localization slop KEK
>>547371186A prankster jokingly messaged one of the HSR 'leakers' that Hoyo would scrap the game's upcoming Japanese-inspired region only 1 patch away from its release due to the recent IRL conflicts and somehow the 'leaker' actually believed it and made a post about it that everyone now unconditionally believes
>>547371253He's kinda like pyro FurinaAnd the first character since her who buffs geo and anemo dps
>>547371248you're bursting every rotation so it's effectively 100%
HOLY FUCK WHEN DOES THE WORDSLOP END I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THSI SHIT
>>547371323You can be surprised when Dottore appears for a few seconds in a scene setting up 6.3
>>547371323Nicole too.
>>547371324they will when hoyo shits out lunar pyro and the new shill boss has a shield that takes 9000000% less damage if you don't use it.
>>547371281It is safe to assume like everything in Teyvat, having a vision is a get out of everything free card
>>547371323If they're showing it in the official stream it's because it's not important
>>547371456you're not even half way through
>>547368668She literally has a wedding ring on her ring finger. How long are people going to keep delusional about Klee's dad not existing?
She didn't have sex she didn't get married she didn't give birth the ring is fake Fat Xiao would never betray Aether Alice would never touch another penis she is for me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me Aether
>>54737132499% of the playerbase can't do dash cancels on Mavuika
>>547371281The original script was more like her using up a large chunk of her life force to make it, but she was never at risk of dying. Granted, it's still kind of a pointless bit since it's never taken into account in the story and never brought up again.
>>547371331HOLY C&C
hot damn that was painfulI'm seriously debating getting Arle just for IT
is kirara usable at c1?
>>547371468it'd be funnier if he doesn't
>>547371270Then you didn't clear Dire
pre-sumeru content is actually so boring to playthey feel like they were made by two different studios
>>547371656Their new cope is that it's somehow gayther.
>>547371456i did it one hour ago, you are just at the start lmao
>>547371541Nope because the current strategy is to use those mechanic shill checks as an alternative to powercreep. Mavuika just brute forces at 200k dps while all the new bricks have one boss they clear with 100k dps + shill and then they're bricked.Flins will have 0% usage next month. Mavuika will still have 90% usage.
>>547371456>has yet to reach maximum homoeroticism segment of Tighnari/Cyno/Sethos and HaiKavehwew lad, it'll be a while lol
>>547371748nice resolution dbztroon
>>547371281>make deal to give someone a thing now and kill them later>later, time to collect>random guy shows up and demands i kill him instead
>Nicole is pyro>no Chronicle Well, we already knew they were retarded
>>547371170Zoomer cope
>>547370947And you know this is a kid's game from china, right?
>>547371682i just don't bother with the arcana level, 200 primos extra are not worthy of my time
it was me by the wayI married Varesa 10 times.
Alice copers are trying to imagine a future where durin isn't her premier support lol
>>547371764It's the same studio but it's basically a publicly known secret that the team responsible for 1.0 through Inazuma was a completely different team compared to those who made Sumeru and beyond
>>547371656>every random-ass ring is a wedding ringDori has a fucking harem of men then I guess.
>>547371656There's no proof that's a wedding ring and Klee is probably a homunculus created using Alice's genes
>>547371682stop falling for predatory bait retard
>>547371868They know this patch is not making any money so why bother.
>>547371992Why yes I'll just get both
>>547371793it's obfuscated power creep. you look at the new characters on a spreadsheet and they don't immediately look that strong, then you see the new bosses with super armor that only they can effectively break and you see what's actually happening.
>>547371349Ayaka will renounce her Inazuman citizenship and become loyal to Ningguang next patch
>>547371932A kid's game from China that you and I are playing, yes
>>547371225Yes all of her mats are available
>>547372093>i-it's just a mood ringThis is what you sound like
>>547368657FVARKA
>>547371992I will roll for Durin, Alice and Nicole, and play them with C6 Klee in a true cute and canon mono Pyro team
>>547372060Unironically believable; they're all former business moguls she defeated financially, bought out and turned into her servantsNo one can beat the D(ori)
>>547371967>never actually eats tacos in game
pagrin coper (singular) is trying to imagine a future where nicole isn't alice's premier support lol
>Captura de tela 2025-11-21 155528
>>547371793>>547372185NATLANS LEGACY
I love taking screenshots of paimon
>What you finally found the courage to confront me?
>>547371456Can't wait till you get to Kaveh bitching at Alhaitham like a resentful wife
I love skanky chinese prostitutes. The skankier the better.Which character is for me.
>>547371868Chronicled in 6.4 when Diluc, Jean and Eula get buffed alongside Varka's release
>>547372106I've spent too much on this game to not be able to win everything...
>>547371967I gonna get her
>>547371720>actually you didn't clear dire because you didn't roll Arle and Nefer to have chance against the other enemiesI was not aware hoyo staff posts on /gig/
https://poal.me/9e2m92>https://poal.me/9e2m92https://poal.me/9e2m92>https://poal.me/9e2m92Alice's mom-bod...
>>547372292LMAO TRVKE
>>547372221Cyrene has a ring despite not being married to anyone. You don't need to be married to wear an accessory.
>>547372313Same but I rarely get to use them all
>>547371324How did that fearless mavuika clear of the crab went?Yeah give it 2
What did she mean by this?
>There's no proof that's a wedding ring and Klee is probably a homunculus created using Alice's genes
>>547372109It could have... with a Chronicle
>>547372473she is married to me
>>547372340Ningguang
reminder:>non-virgin woman who is married and has kidspure and christian tradwife>non-virgin woman who is NOT married and has NO kidssinful sex-addict whore destroying society
I just think is sad that people here don't want Klee to have a mom and a dad, I don't think you actually like Klee
>>547372185I see it more like borrowed power. It's temporary powercreep, destined to be stolen back.Mavuika being the last true powercreep in the game marks a permanent plateau. Until they surpass her in raw numbers of damage output, every other shilled character will have a limited lifespan on the meta stage.
>>547372340No contest>Amber
>nice resolution dbztroon
>>547372313
>>547372158we know homo
>>547371873boomer cope
>>547372428It's saggy elf MILF milkers for me
>>547372618ye, that's how it works
>>547372419You didn't and now you're coping
>>547372570>Rich aristocratic politician woman???
>>547372428Pollsterkun is a faggot
>>547372686smart post like usual pagmon
>>547369073I don't know if the buffs came too little, too late. But people generally like the Mondstadt cast, hell, the entirety of Asia erupts each time we return to a Mondo event. There just isn't a reason to roll them in the state that they're in.Hopefully the buffs will reverse that.
>>547372093klee is fatherless...she will grow up to become a criminal and go to prison for real...
inazuma is being deleted
>>547372626You only figured that now?!!?!?
>>547372740She's a whore who fucked her way up the ladder
>>547372213I meant that they wont make one of the playable characters some chick that got knocked up in a one night stand since its a bad message for children. Unless they reveal that Klee is a tube test baby Alice will have been married
>Alice situation has been since day 1 in the game, they are fixing it by making her NOT playable and giving us a canon wife (Columbina)>Klee is a test tube baby. Alice's husband never got to bang her.>There's no proof that's a wedding ring and Klee is probably a homunculus created using Alice's genes>I'm saving your posts for when it is revealed that Aether is actually Klee's dad and Alice(the Cyrene expy)'s husband>Alice will be the worst flopping character of all time if she doesn't get rid of that stupid ring.
>>547372221>mihomo is going to knowingly, willingly shoot itself in the head and cause a meltdown of biblical proportions that will forever go down in history as something NOT to do because... they just are ok!?!?This is what you sound like. There are only two realistic possibilities>the ring doesn't mean anything or is a decoy to make Alice look more normal and hide Klee's origins, Alice is a virgin, Klee is a homunculus/found as a baby>the ring means something and Aether is Klee's fatherThere's no third way because anything else would be corporate suicide and they know it.
>>547372740she grew up poordo the math
>>547372523NilouTao soon
>>547372626I mean, Alice's dress sense and animations suggest Klee never had a chance, even with a nuclear family.
>>547372739I'm not coping I'm proud of my Klee and my clear regardless if you accept it or not
>>547372680how is amber any of these
>>547368668That hat looks soooooooooo ridiculous lmao.Wtf where they thinking?
>>547372841Buffs are fine right now. My fear is that buffs won't be enough after Columbina and Varka.
>>547372860>I am making stuff upLeaks
>>547372658it goes away temporarily but it always creeps back in to punish future generations. like a plague or nuclear fallout.
i love watching
>>547372860Finally we'll be free of yae stinko
>>547372403you literally can't win everything retardthey will keep pumping up the number and you will keep spending even more moneystop being retarded you fucking retard
>>547372618We know Alice is a non-virgin and has kids. We don't know if she's married. She could absolutely be a single mother.
>>547372924Except you didn't clear lmao
>>547372904That is, assuming she's playable at all. If not then anything's possible since it wouldn't matter, nobody gives a shit about NPCs.
>>547373006Finally, a canon Aether post
>Durin is safe
>>547372626Klee's dad is Albedo and everyone in Mondstadt
>>547373006Lore accurate Aether
>>547372860Bye yoimiyaWe will be seeing mualani a lot more than expected then
>>547372841It's fucking idiotic, this is the perfect moment to bring back the Mond Chronicle banner. Unless they're waiting for Alice in 5.7 or whatever
>>547373032that'd be far worse
femcels won
Reminder Klee's dad is also mentioned in her character stories, which are told from an omniscient perspective. You can't use "Alice lied" excuse now.It even says "mom and dad" in Chinese.
>>547373006...my penis going inside Alice
>Rainbow balloon with string going up past the skies >Combative ability is 1/5>Immune to the abyss>Celestial motif in her designWhat did Aether/Lumine got themselves into with her?
Mavuika: Thank you Aether, the hero of Natlan...
>>547373006We know, AetherGOD...
>>547373235nice ass
>>547373027actually I spend less money than before with the UAH trick
cutehoda
Paimon doesn't like worms and gays
I can't believe they're really going to remove Inzauma from the game retcon all the story that mentions it and refund all the pulls spent on Inazuma characters.
>>547373110>everyone in mondstadt>klee is in mondstadt>klee just fucked her mom to create herselfwhat the FUCK is fat xiao snorting
>>547373312whats the utah trick?
>>547373207Probably the 5.4 Varka & Mondstadt expansion.
>>547372293>venezuela timezone
>>547372060alice's ring is on the finger that everyone uses for wedding rings, dori's rings are not on that fingerwhat's your cope now?
>>547373254Yeah.This is also proof Varka is not Klee's father.
>Women love Lauma>Women love Nefer>Women love Jahoda>Women love Alice and NicoleWhat's the problem again?
whats the excuse gonna be when durin sells better than females? "it was all jahoda carrying?"
MOOOOOOOOODS
I'll get jahoda without pulling wormrin. Wish me luck.
>>547373254They are on the bargaining stage currently, let them be.
Chibi Durin should have looked like this
>>547373424Believable until the word refund
what triggered the pedokek this time?
>>547373006meant for >>547373456
Seamus Pegg and Frederica Gunnhildr will be playable too btw, how are we feeling about divorced characters?
>>547373424>and refund all the pulls spent on Inazuma charactersthat 100% wouldnt happentheyll just reskin all of it to be chinese instead
>>547373491im not a woman
>>547373456You're supposed to say "bitcoin is getting fucked" bro
>>547373254To be fair, the guy could be dead now, but people here would still mald over it
What if Alice goes to introduce you to her husband and it's another Alice with a blue palette swapped outfit?
>>547373254Klee's dad is metaphorical, just like how Bennett's dads. Alice just felt it would be better for Klee to have two parents to be normal. The reason we never see Klee's father either with Alice or with Klee is that he doesn't actually exist.
>>547373294I was still a pure and innocent player back in this event and I still remember the whole time I was thinking what the fuck is going on
Stupid retarded fucking hats
>>547373634>inazuma will be converted unto a liyue colony >raiden will become qiuden >yae will be wai >global gets skins of the old models bit chinks are bricked
>>547373254No shit.Only hoyotards keep making copes about homunculuses, yuri babies, etc. just to explain Klee's origins when the original text plainly says she has a mom and a dad.
Buddy Alice can be fucking soulbound to her husband or some shit I don't care, as soon as she becomes playable her pussy is gonna be wrapped around my cock and all that power she has will only serve to enchance my pleasure
>>547373456god she looks 4 imagine how good her kid pussy feels...
>>547373775Klee mentions her father as a single person
>>547373769>What if Alive is a selfcest dykeHow is that better?
>>547373809girl on the bottom's hat looks finelooks like something youd see in a ps2 gameAlice's still looks stupid
>>547373254If Klee is a homunculus it could be some nanny who's not sexually or romantically related to Alice.
>>547373087all rolling on Venti's banner btw
Funny how abyss became the easiest endgame mode
>>547373505>You are going to get Jahoda and a 5star on your second 10pull >You will lose the 50-50 and get Mona.I saw it in a dream.
>>547373809whats wrong with nicole?
>>547373254Um ackshully you're wrong, Dawei said that Alice would never have sex and a-actually time traveled into the future to use black magic to construct an orbital ring so when the planets aligned and the adamantium test tube filled with cosmic genetic serum she could imbue it with her individual blockchain code and use ancient Agarthan AI to create a microcosm of herself but temporally regressed to the mind and body of a small childIt's a much, MUCH more plausible explanation for Klee than *gags* having sex with *pukes* a man
>>547373951Now THIS is something I can get behind!
>>547373974IT is miserable now with the new lunar fights. There needs to be more ways to refresh used characters for it
>>547373235...the crusty leftovers competition
grailerjeet just can't stop being a delusional, huh?
You lost, paggy. The best you can get is to beg that Klee's father is dead.
I don't self insert. Will roll Durin because he is Klee's big brother, will roll C6 Alice and will roll for Alice's husband too, to have a team with their happy family.
where is Lumine? I'm literally shaking right now...
>>547374121uh oh pag melty
>>547373294I honestly thought Noelle and Mika were cute together.
>>547373974It's the easiest and the most boring at the same time.I enjoy both IT and SO.
I'm glad Jajoda is first half as I'm rolling both Venti and Durin.
>>547374223meant for >>547374187
>I don’t think any of you people even talk to a cash register, let alone have a job or a relationship, judging by how you sit here all day and type nonsense
>>547373424>refund all the pulls spent on Inazuma characters.100 primos per deleted character. Take it or leave.
>trying to fish for a melty againjust fuck off already
>>547374154isn't alice like 500+ years old and varka 30 or smth? Problematic age gap
>>547374232those two honestly deserve each other.And it's a shame we'll never see a timeskip in this game and see them (and the rest of Mondstadt's younger cast) as adults.
>>547374281>inb4 you only get the other rate up 4 stars, weapons, and off banner 4 stars
>>547374213wow it's a homo patch
>>547374094There are people here who actually think Alice would ever fuck this. How delusional can people get?
Are coomer mods safe to use in Genshin?Do they break with every patch?
>>547373505Don't be retarded. When we talk about building pity we mean putting 30-50 rolls on coinflip starting at zero.
>>547368668As long as Klee’s dad isnt some loser twink npc that’s weaker than Klee it’s fine.As long as Klee’s dad isn’t Future Pagther plus some time loop bullshit it’s fine.Cant think of any strong male character besides Dain, Neuv and dpslossLi though, and none of them are adventurers
>>547374232They really seemed into each other during that one event
>>547373920>Sees unfathomably hot woman start masturbating>Chimp out and start violently beating her head in with my fists screaming:>"GRAAH YOU FUCKING SELFCEST FEMINIST YURITROON DYKE WHY WOULD YOU KEK ME LIKE THIS FUCK FEMOIDS AHHHHH."
>>547374187he's not klee's brotherhe's wanderer's and albedo's son
>>547374313I have a job and a gf but I still stutter when buying groceries
Is Alice the first playable whore?
>>547374232Ikr?Felt like some blossoming high school romance.
why would i talk to a cash register, or a cashier while at that?im there to grab my groceries and get the fuck out
>>547374413as long as you dont go posting your uid with themthey do break ppretty often tho
>>547373980>>547374415Don't underestimate my luck
Aetherpags only Citlali would fuck your selfinsert and only when she is drunk
>>547374404I guess that's what fanfiction is for. Don't know anyone that invested in the ship but Mondstadt in general gets a lot of fun fandom content
>>547374390Varka is not Klee's father, the time doesn't match and he is too weak for that.
>>547374536We've had at least 2 whores every region
When is this shit coming out so we can get definitive answers?
>>547374536nope, that was hu tao
>>547374608But why didn't she even bother saying goodbye to him though?
why is CHADka so fucking lucky, bros? he gets to fuck 2 smoking hot blondes at oncetruly our aryanCHAD representation
>>547373453Uah (Ukraine currency) gets massive discount but you have to top up through epic game store using an Ukraine card. If you try to vpn it changes back to usd.
>>547374586KEK i still cant believe that wujeet said this
>>547374502Albedo called him a brother so Klee probably adopted him as a big brother too
>>547374484just cause i lose intrest doesnt mean i go rage tard modethats a you problem
ill be the father that stepped up for Klee
>>547374607oh if you're pre-coinflip it's fine
>>547374536no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZYCu0wqBj4Genshin is so soulless now
>>547373686So you hate them, understood xis.
>>547374745My headcanon is that Varka and Alice will interact like a divorced couple and Nicole will act like a mediator between the two
>>547374502klee mind controls everyone she looks at into becoming her sibling no exceptions
>>547374745I know, right?
Post Genshin toons only (You) remember
We don't know who Alice's husband is because she's fucked so many males all throughout Teyvat that she no idea who the father is. Could be anyone.Klee looks like Alice because her genes are far superior to the entire planet's.That ring? That's her promise ring as defender of the world's borders. She's already fucked everyone, might as well defend them a bit.
>>547374536Did y'all niggas really forget about Rosaria's loose pussy?
>>547374748I knew this was going to be a good livestream
>>547374761interesting but I'm not from ukraine to get a ukraine card
>>547374472Neuv and Zhongli are not strong enough to be Klee's father. Other than Dain there are the sinners too. That said, there are also probably other aliens.Dain likely is not Klee's father. From Klee's collected misc>When the people of Mondstadt talk about their home, they proudly call it the City of wind, dandelions, and freedom. Perhaps it was Mondstadt’s atmosphere of freedom that led the famous adventurer Alice to entrust her daughter Klee to the care of the Knights of Favonius. With this freedom, Klee has had a happy and unrestrained childhood. But all baby birds must leave the nest someday. Hopefully, our little Spark Knight will remain just as happy-go-lucky when that day comes, and keep smiling all the way.”
>>547374549So this is why there are no Noelle players left huh
>>547374985I genuinely regret pulling her for plunge Diluc since the Furina/Escoffier wheelchair ended up being far better for him.
>>547374549yjk Mika worked up the courage to ask her out after this and they are secretly dating now
I am fairly certain that if some of these posters had real human interaction with other humans outside their family, if any, and more: had sex with someone, they would not have turned out this way. Curious observation but one i think is telling.I deem it a digital curse that afflicts the social outsiders.
>>547374413>Are coomer mods safe to use in Genshin?Yes even if you post your ID and someone reports it's usually ignored, or just a temp 1-2 weeks>Do they break with every patch?The latest characters from the patch prior break but those are easy fixesWith the milistra update it broke pretty much every old mod, most need to be fixed manually in the code with their new IDs. The milistra update shuffled around every character ID is why
Can someone catch me up on all this Alice stuff? I'm out of the loop
>Edo Star? What's that?>You mean Xianzhou Alliance lost flagship Léitíngchéng?>Why are you calling me Hanami? Who's that supposed to be? I'm Shǎngyīng!
>>547374824Alice is a 10/10 baddie and her daughter is cute af, who wouldn't step up? But she's not a single mom tho
>>547375228Someone came inside her
>>547375228Alice had sex with an unknown man and gave birth to Klee
>>547375228Alice is married. Klee has a dad. Who is the dad
>>547375228i traveled back in time and came in her
>>547374748It's going to be the opposite of this drivel.Not retconning her motherhood is the only way she sells.If they do testube or timetravel shenanigans the character is DOA.
>>547375125this generals one and only CHONKY slavic Noelle player probably got conscripted.The forest shall remember him...
>Never liked Alice or any other witch anyway>Her design comes out in Nod krai's trailer and she looks stupid and overdesigned as shit>Now its revealed that she's married to someoneEasiest skip of my life, they could make her Mavuika 2.0 and I would still skip, no rolling for whores.
>>547374851Wu WON
>>547375228Alice showed up in the trailer, she has a ring on her finger. That's it, that's the whole explanation in as much detail as the trailer presents, everything else is unsubstantiated schizobabble.
>>547375228she has a wedding ring and since she klee's mom, shes obviously marriedno one cares that much, but the usuals NEED their melty fix and are about to snap due to lack of it
>>547375228Someone cracked Alice and knocked her up. Probably a tall and strong man.
Single moms would be very popular if they had cute kids like Klee
>that chinFox genes... too stronk...
>>547375435standard ass design
>>547374991Wrong. They adventured together
>>547375228Varka plapped her.... ferociously
>>547374639>the time doesn't matchLmao, it's literally nothing compared to the mess of Scaramouche's and Dottore's (and even Kazuha's) ages thanks to Mikoshi Nagamasa and the last Inazuma event.
Time for me to step up! Alice, your past is none of my business,
>>547375435hmmmm
>>547372207Read Ayaka's "About Raiden" part in her profile. Girl was legit ready to throw hands, and still is, if it comes to a fight between Ei and Traveler.
>>547375435shes futa and knocked up alice
>>547375169do you usually have to wait for the modder to update? or is the id stuff something you have to do yourselfim not trying to be fancy just wanna get a decent coomer mod each for the hagsis there like a mod manager/loader like with other single player gamesand is there any other "dont do" things
what would Hitler think of this?
Shitposting aside, the most likely explanation is that Klee is actually an adopted/magical child and Alice had an acquaintance pretend to be Klee's dad so Klee would think she had one. This is a gacha game and if it's ever confirmed that Alice had sex her popularity will plummet drastically. The sooner you accept this the better.
>>547375435Yeah she doesn't look good enough, I'll still roll if she turns out to be the lunar crystallize character that will save Navia but if she's not then its another easy skip, not as easy as Alice since she's literally wearing a fucking wedding ring but still easy. Honestly a big downgrade in design levels if you compare both Alice and Nicole to Nefer,Lauma and even Jahoda
>>547375228As someone who is not invested in this incel-yuricel war it went like this:>Alice showed up in trailer>she has wedding ring (or just a ring, we can't be 100% sure for now) on her finger>barely anyone reacted to that, because it's was known for 5 years>shitposters hallucinated people being mad about it and spammed why you shouldn't be mad Basically a manufactured fake melty.
>>547375228She has a cuckold husband that took responsibility for Klee after the Great Creampie Gangbang 500 years ago.
>faggot>tranny>is also a cuck game nowThe only thing this game is still missing is furry desu
>>547375675>shitposting aside... [speculative headcanon]
>>547375675Yeah, this seems like the most likely outcome
>>547375675
>Picked up a barely 18 barista chick and cop a feel at her ass (No sex yet for obvious reason).
Nicole is a dragon.
>>547374953Varka is not Klee's father. Alice and Klee's father left Klee with Albedo 3 years ago and Albedo has been taking care of her since that time.Varka left Mondstadt 6 months ago.Varka is also much weaker than Alice and Klee's father is implied to be her equal.
WE ALL had her, Anon! But YOU pulled for her! I guess that makes you the better man, huh?
>>547375623MY FVARKING HERO
>The Super-Heavy Land Cruiser Mechanized Fortress
Does this mean Seamus, Frederica,Thoma's mom and Madam ping still have a chance?
>>547375228The concept of a married woman who actually had sex with her husband and conceived (and birthed) a child with him is unironically totally foreign to gachatards so a lot of people are coping about Alice's marriage status and her relationship with Klee.
>>547375765DRAGUSSYDRAGUSSY
>>547375770WE MUST BE BETTER MEN !
>>547375549It is a very relevant thing and Varka is too weak to be Klee's father.Someone who can't even defeat the weakest Sinner at 10% can't be in a mission Alice considers challenging.
We love Fischl Von Luftschloss Narfidort around these parts
>>547374748this but unironically
>>547375675if china doesn't care then she will be a married woman
>>547375675cuckcord did NOT like this one brehs...
>>547375675> if it's ever confirmed that Alice had sex her popularity will plummet drasticallyYou fucking cunt, we all KNEW Alice was used goods since day fucking 1!Why the hell would they care NOW!?
>>547375767nigga it's been 5 years wdym 6 months
>>547375675>shitposting aside [major copium]
>>547375765we already know she's a seelie
Why is paimon.moe not updated anymore?
what was that collab thing i missed it
Maybe Zhong Li has another identity as a "famous adventurer" and fathered Klee.
>>547375228alice, a character we always knew is a mother, is heavily implied to have a lover, this is apparently news for losers in denial who were trying to convince themselves klee was born out of magic with no dadthis makes them seethe because they're insecure virgins who foam at the mouth when they become aware of any other men actually getting pussy
why is Aether not taken seriously
Is there even any evidence supporting Alice being playable?
>>547376001because she's going to be playableand rollable waifus are for YOU as was marketed you RETARDED?
>>547375491but enough about pagrin
What will Varka do once he acquires Nod Krai's moon?
>>547376134reading their cope fanfics is hilarious
>>547376015From Jean's story 3>Half a year ago, Varka led the elite knights of Favonius on yet another expedition away from Mondstadt.
>>547375228tldr
>>5473760011. Nobody knew Alice was going to be playable2. Nobody thought mihomo would be retarded enough to not reveal that Klee is a homunculus and the father is an unrelated nanny if Alice was to be made playable
>>547375846>Once the Bobik is mass-produced
>>547376071Because Genshin is falling offThe game is a shadow of its former self and it won't get betterIt's genuinely over
all girls are for (you), alice wont have a father
>>547376134where are those raging incelsi see a lot of you saying theres smoke, but i dont see any fire
>>547375675>Shitposting aside, the most likely explanation is that Klee is [inane schizobabble from a retard who probably still thinks he was delivered to his parents by a stork]
Quick reminder that I am posting Raiden images with random things attached to hide the fact that I am spamming Raiden because I am fuckked in the head and my entire life revolve saround Raiden and I start shaking the moment she is mentioned.
>>547376095it was aether in the past klee is aethers daughter
>>547376095would be kino not going to lie
>>547375601IDs you can swap easy, someone often makes a scrip that just changes it The milistra update has issues because old toggle mods (ones with multiple options) need to be manually edited to include the new ID in all the toggle options. The script works on some toggle mods but it depends how the modder made it so some you may need to manually fix. Most active modders already put out a fixed version but if it's an old unsupported mod you'd have to do it yourself>is there like a mod manager/loader like with other single player gamesNah you just drag and drop the file into your launcher folder. Just don't have multiple mods loaded for the same character in there. Make a separate folder where you organize mods by characters and then drag and drop the one you want. You can make edits mid game and reload mods with f10
Honestly when I have been a virgin I've been viscerally repulsed by non-virgin women, especially single moms. But now that I have a wife and a kid this barrier is somehow broken. Now if a woman's bodycount is not higher than 3-5 and if she has children they are white and from a single father, I'd be fine with them. So yeah, Alice is still game.
>>547376330Aether will never have sex
>>547376247
cute
>>547376261are they going to fix sandrone's model
>>547376261>schizobabbleuh oh
>>547376374a woman wrote this
Just what we needed>durin>yuri hugand now ntr posting with Alice.6.2 /gig/ is going to be amazing.
Klee?For Aether.Alice?For Aether.Your delusional headcanons will NEVER change that.
>>547376172NTA, but when did being married/being a couple stopped characters from being playable, anyway?
genKEK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzCKOAZqg6E
cuckcord won bigly after the last stream gaytherjeetpagcuckcel lost pagly as usual also jahoda confirmed to be fucking durin
I doubt this company will make a canon sex haver/romantic relationship character playable. If Alice is, then she's probably gonna be NPC.
>>547376364>Nah you just drag and drop the file into your launcher folderYou mean in the actual game's directory?I thought that was a nono for Hoyo
>>547376454don't forget>no exploration content for the 4th month
what position was Klee conceived in?
>>547375916>The concept of a married woman who actually had sex with her husband and conceived (and birthed) a child with him is unironically totally foreign to gachatardsbut AK has a playable mom whos daughter is also playable...
Its interesting how there are around 4 posts talking about "seething incels" for ever actual post complaining about Alice potentially having a husband.Really makes you think huh.
>>547376524Like every time? Cucknights had bara furshit from the very beginning so it getting cuckshit was the least of its problems, nobody in their right mind bothered with that pile of shit even before the cuckening.
imagine youre playing Warhammer 40k Space Marine and suddenly they put in a fat black woman in the middle of the storythats what Alice being a non-virgin is like
>Alice>cuckpostingShe's married you sick FREAKS
Reminder that Alice has no husband, she had Octavia create a maniken that LARPs as Klee's dad so she can have a father figure in her life. Klee was made using alchemy magic that she used Rhinedottir, and integrated her into Teyvat's history using Barbeloth's technique. Klee is the crown jewel creation of the Hexenzirkel who imprinted on Alice who accepted her as her mother.
where is PAWGtao?
>>547375767See >>547375549The whole Tatarasuna timeline is such a mess that I don't know what the fuck Fat Xiao even thought when he wrote that>Chio died during the Cataclysm>her adopted son (Nagamasa) was about 20 when she died (looked like that in the animated cutscene)>Dottore was born when Khaenri'ah tech was already pretty old and mysterious >when Dottore sabotaged Tatarasuna Nagamasa was 50-60 max>Kabukimono chilled in the domain for some time (years?)>Irodori implied that Niwa's son is Kazuha's great grandfather and lived in the same time with Ayaka and Ayato's grandfather which means Kazuha is 300 years oldVarka being Klee's father is nothing. They already retconned how Albedo got into Mondstadt.
>>547376806gonna need a Hu Tow to haul that amount of ass
>>547376670
>me with guaranteed durin in 20 pulls and not caring about anyone else Feels good to be a malechad
>>547376759When you go to the grocery store and see a couple in front of you, do you not feel cucked?
Just saw the HSR "leak"You guys dont actually believe that, right? And even if it were true, no way it actually affects Genshin.
>>547376585I dunno about others but I use 3dmigoto. It's a different folder, I just run the 3dmigoto loader .exe in there before launching the genshin game. There's a "mods" folder in the 3dmigoto folder which is where you drop the character mods into You don't touch anything in the actual games directory. It's really not hard to set up mods in this game there's a bunch of tutorials around if you look them up
>>547376946NO!
>>547376946This but unironically. I dont look at women in public anymore because they are usually married and I dont want to be a cucks.
>>547376806Holy saggy tits
Where is Arlefuri?
>>547376759So what you saying is she's prime NTR material except husband is the one that's a cuck
>>547376664And for every one of those posts, there's 4 posts doing narrative gymnastics about clones or time travel or homunculi or whatever instead of coming to terms with a mom actually just being a mother instead of a rabid adopter or mad scientist.
>alicefor me>klee for me>mystery man fatherfor methank you for coming to my ted talk
>>547375610No idea really. Probably he would think it’s a cartoon? degenerate art? Maybe as an artist he would be interested in the novel style, or think it’s childish?
>>547376776nope, the wedding ring just confirmed that some DUDE indeed came deep inside her tight virgin pussy years agoso deep her pussy probably got overflown with cum, that's how klee was made
I really wanna do this to Nahida it looks like it would be so fun...
Lol, all genshin girls had sex at one point in time, even if it isn't told. Alice is no exception.It's like believing your gf she was virgin brfore you.Just quote me one (1) girl that is actually known to be a virgin.
>>547376946I don't see 3DPDoid abominations as objects of sexual desire so no.
>>547375910Yes.Having every single character in the game be an asexual bachelor, or retardedly playersexual makes the story cheap and weird. Some characters need to be anchored is some way other than the power of friendship or their shared love for food.
>>547376442Fuck you nigger, I'm a man with a penis (born, not grafted like a tranny)>>547376659>>547376567Women also play this game. If anything they'd find playing a family together cute or something. They also love married men. The moment I tell women in a social situation that I have a child they instantly become more friendly and even start flirting. (Note that I'm completely average looking with an average living standard).
>>547377029You aren't a cuck just because you shut your eyes, she is still getting bent into a pretzel and fucked senseless even if you aren't watching.
>>547376664bold words for someone who had their entire nation cancelled overnightyour shitposting value plummeted straight in the Mariana trench, SparkleI recommend laying off the smugposting for a couple more weeks for your own good
>>547376889Varka is a jobber. They won't mess up their plans to make someone weak Alice's husband.Also, consider Alice's behavior so far. Do you think if Varka was her husband she wouldn't have killed Rerir instead of acting like she did?
>>547377047
>>547377128varka is so fucking lucky
The Knight of creampies
>>547377128>she thinks she's a virgin when she got marriedlol
Knave-dono, Marionette-sama... I thank you for granting me some of your time. I am but a humble and inferior manlet that doesn't deserve to be graced by your presence.
Does Rhinedottir count as a mother too?
>>547377157bruh its not happening, Mihoyo will NEVER make a playable characters relationship canon, and that INCLUDES the MCThey're called JEWhoyo for a reason
Wtf guys, just got an update in genshin... What happened to my map? What is going on?
>Alice situation has been since day 1 in the game, they are fixing it by making her NOT playable and giving us a canon wife (Columbina)>Klee is a test tube baby. Alice's husband never got to bang her.>There's no proof that's a wedding ring and Klee is probably a homunculus created using Alice's genes>I'm saving your posts for when it is revealed that Aether is actually Klee's dad and Alice(the Cyrene expy)'s husband>Alice will be the worst flopping character of all time if she doesn't get rid of that stupid ring.>Shitposting aside, the most likely explanation is that Klee is actually an adopted/magical child and Alice had an acquaintance pretend to be Klee's dad so Klee would think she had one.>This is a gacha game and if it's ever confirmed that Alice had sex her popularity will plummet drastically. The sooner you accept this the better.>Reminder that Alice has no husband, she had Octavia create a maniken that LARPs as Klee's dad so she can have a father figure in her life. Klee was made using alchemy magic that she used Rhinedottir, and integrated her into Teyvat's history using Barbeloth's technique. Klee is the crown jewel creation of the Hexenzirkel who imprinted on Alice who accepted her as her mother.
fvarkkk I love to play gacha to watch people anyone but me
>>547375435kind of a shame that her model is a clear downgrade from the art. they were getting better with that too. i think it's mostly the face and hair in the model that looks off to me
>>547377128Considering how this game works, we probably (most definitely offscreen) went into some domain and saw Alice's past memories of her groaning in animalistic ecstasy as his hubby fills her bulging, fertile womb with his thick, virile spunk to the point of overflow.The best part is we have front row seats of the spectacle too!
Aether is Alice's husband and Klee's father and lover. Canonically.
>>547377551"N"?is she gonna say it?
>>547377440you trannies are never beating the humiliation fetish allegations
>>547377430well she's gotta be a virgin otherwise klee would've a big sister/brother somewhere condoms & birth control don't exist in teyvat btw
>>547377613>Aether is Alice's husband and Klee's father and lovernot even you believe that
Khaenri'ah soon
>>547368518how do i clear the new abyss?? im trans btw if that gives you an idea of what characters i have to work with
What is Jahoda's purpose? Who is Durin good with? I can't beat Spiral Abyss anymore.
>>547368518I hate Alice because she's a shitty mother
>>547377734>falling for this shit when its just going to be 15 minutes of slop for Monas witch questlmao
>>547377465Yes, human Durin technically has two mothers and one step-dad.
>>547377671>condoms & birth control don't exist in teyvat btwThank god, who would be such a loser as to not want to impregnate the girl they're fucking
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130784451
>>547377764you grab a gun and then point it at your head
Look, we all know most gacha losers dont want used goodsBut if there's gonna be one exception, shouldnt the character that's been around for 5 years in one of the most normie mainstream games gacha ever be that exception?
>>547377765>is your favorite character pyro? durin is their BiS>is your favorite character hydro? durin is their BiS>is your favorite character cryo? durin is their BiS>is your favorite character electro? durin is their BiS>is your favorite character geo? durin is their BiS>is your favorite character hexenzirkel? durin is their BiS
>>547377671Probably I mean do you think anyone would marry Alice and fuck her one time? I'd be beating that pussy up 6 days a week.
>>547377765>What is Jahoda's purpose?Sex
>>547377764Then you should have Lauma Nefer Kokomi for the first half, and Arlechinno for the second half.
>>547377820the more bait, the closer we get to the real event
>>547377859Don't post that NTR shit here faggot
DVP with Alice and her husband! Spitroasting Alice with her husband!
>>547377254what does this have to do with arlefuri?
Let me fucking watch please
>>547377551Her model has hagface issues
>>547377951There is zero chance of him being better than Mavuika
WA HA HA
>>547377951Dare i say... the strongest?
Why is every girl so deeply enamored with Aether?
>>547378082fuck off aether i'm busy
>>547377934There shouldn't be ANY exceptions. Fly in the ointment, etc. Her existing in such capacity AT ALL has far-reaching consequences for every other girl as she shatters the default assumption of "every playable female is a virgin", ruining not just herself, not just every character released after her, but retroactively even every character released so far.
>>547377934unlike 2d png slop gacha, Hoyo invests a lot of money in a character because they're 3d and have high quality animations. This is why this game wants to maximize profits from every character and that includes attracting every type of fan towards it. This is why no Hoyo character has a relationship even with the MC
>>547377764>im trans btwheeeeey xister!Just use Nefer + Lauma team in 1st half and Kokobloom second half.
>>547377972True and based
>>547377765Jahoda (C6) is Flins's healer Don't bother before C6Durin is good with almost every character. He's a Xiangling pro max.
>Taiwan mentioned>Entire Chinese government melts downseriously what the FUCK
This gives the Aetherpag the melties.
>>547368518Hey babe, cute kid you have.
[Reliable] Uncle Piglover: In version 6.3 characters from Inazuma such as Kamisato Ayaka, Naganohara Yoimiya, Raiden Shogun, Sangonomiya Kokomi and others will be removed from the game. All players who had these characters on their account will recieve 1600 primogems in compensation
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX BEFORE ME SPECIFICALLY
>>547378328Now you understand why Genshin keeps things vague.
>>547377951YOU NEED HIM
>>547378328Over on hsrg, very interesting characters keep blaming the Japanese Prime Minister.
>>547377951>not Mav's BiS>not Nilou's BiS>not Skirk's BiS>not Varesa's BiS>not Xilonen's BiS>not Klee's BiSWormin lost.
>>547378328Taiwan (real China) is that powerful.
>>547377951Flins doesn't even function with xim.
>>547378365Crazy how she does this for any men except for Fagther
>>547378328Taiwan cucked the CCP like Alice's husband cucked self inserters. Hope this help.
>mfw I'm sitting on a guarantee and wont be rolling for Durin
>>547377765Durin is good for geo characters, anemo characters, some dendro characters, and he's decent for electro/pyro characters. There are specific setups where he could become a dps focused carry on a team with certain hydro/cryo characters too, and he's an acceptable subdps on any team.Jahoda is a filler anemo healer. She has a unique kit that can provide good off field elemental application from a teammate that otherwise doesn't have their own off field, but in practice her value looks questionable.
>>547378365FVVARKKK
>>547378365HUSBAND FACE REVEAL!?!?!?
>>547378387>we might actually see inazuma get hit by 2 nails to start 7.x
QRD on why is China melting down over Japan ATM? I know the historical context just not the current one.
I'm just happy I'll get to hear more Kikuko nee-san acting sexy
>>547378673Japan PM called Taiwan a country.
>>547378441varesafags have been hyping him more than anyone else
>>547378576She will be the least popular character in the game. Enjoy
>>547377764There is a 41% chance that you will not clear it. Hope you like these odds.
>>547378610i will be fishing for jahodaif he happens he happens, i dont have a guarantee so if i get an early 5 star, whatever
>>547378673Taiwan flexed their ring as a sign of their marriage to Japan
>>547378673taiwan mentioned = BIG MELTDOWN
>>547377951Why would I roll durin over mavuika for my mualani serious question
>>547378365>Hirotatsu was Alice's husband all alongHirotatsuGODS, I kneel
The Genshin designs are so fucking busy, man
>>547378725>>547378854Wew, that lady is hardcore. Shows she is ex-sukeban.
wild how easily alice sexcrept every other genshin character model
>>547378729Still not her BiS
>>547378673Japan PM said they finna help Taiwan if China invades them
>>547378673China is Aether.Japan is Alice.Taiwan is Alice's husband. Aether is melting down because Japan recognized Taiwan as her husband.
Reminder that everyone assumed Seed was a robot mech but mihoyo rugpulled and added a sexy feet goddess that scared all the homos and fujos and Seed flopped as a result. There's nothing stopping the Alice rugpull here.
>>547378778>She will be the least popular character for sexless incels>this is a bad thing because
>>547378858Because he enables witch passive for Mona, which you need for Mualani's new best team.
>>547378821I'm at 70 pity so i cant fish.....fuck
>>547377652Say what, anon?
>>547378778>least popular character in the gamebut enough about mauvuika
>>547379026Fuck you
>>547379151skill issue. you knew this was coming
>>547379118Whats stopping him from using Fischl or Sucrose
>>547375087Venti is Klee’s dad, thenHe’s getting buffed isnt he? Ishtaru’s avatar confirmed
>>547378964wrong
>>547379026thanks scholar
>>547379026TRVKE NVKE
>>547379060Because we fund the fucking game
i need iwintolosegaming and sevy and zajef to tell me what i think about the new update
>>547379337haha, that's our Aether!
>>547379224Klee didn't know Venti before GAA and called him "Tone Dead Bard Oniichan" (which Venti quite liked).
>>547378071i've noticed that any time someone posts an arlefuri ship picture, the aetherpag (if he's online) silently replies with one of two aether x furina pictures. that's how angry the ship makes him.
>>547379026FUNNYROO
>>547379026
>>547379337>He's reaching for that folder again...
>>547379337don't they have same jp va too? kek
I'm a slowpoke who just finished Act 2 and I've gotta say the anons who said Ineffa was Nod-Krai's Kazuha were absolutely fucking rightGood thing I did not join the retards and skipped.
>Good morning miss Alice! Is your husband home?>You see, i just came to tell you about these photos..
>open the thread>the trooncord is still raidingDo you "people" never get tired?
>>547379026Ahhh now it makes perfect sense! Thanks smart anon.
>>547379189what a weird way to spell clorinde
>>547379384Jeez thanks for the neetbux Timmy, why don't you go out buy some prostitute to get a taste instead of a welkin this month
>>547379390>iwintolosegamingits up
>>547379519Okay, link me these "trooncord" posts
>>547377951Durin isn't BiS for anybody when Mavuika (and soon Nicole) exists
>>547379626Yeah I'm gonna buy your mother's pussy again
>>547379736cope
>>547378537characters that are cucked out of reactions (flins, skirk, nilou) are obvious exceptions
>>547379670Literally any post that is even remotely positive about the prospect of Alice being used goods.
>>547379337Our MC...
>>547379736you dont even know what nicole does
Nobody is rolling for floprin no matter how much you seethe and samepag lmaooooooooo
>>547379738See? Wasn't so hard. Good luck getting rid of the v card, King
>>547377765Durin is a T2 brick that's slightly better than XL and worse than Mavuika. Skip.Jahoda is +1 Moon character that heals and swirls, currently only useful for Flins.
>>547379228>wrong
I honestly can't even call Japan based since they would likely never stick their head out against a super power for trivial shit like this and Taiwan was taken out of their hands forever ago with an official treaty. This is obviously just another US proxy war using Japan as their pseudo NATO lapdog.
>>547379829i know what nicole does
>>547379670>immediately gets defensiveYep it's a raid
wormschizo is playing damage control right now
>>547377951We're all skipping
>>547379928No one does except genshin devs
fvark
>>547379384Post your roster.
>>547379219If you're gonna use Mav, you're supposed to pick Suc for the shred. If you get Durin, it saves Mav for another team.
>>547377951This is a shitpost right? Durin isn't BiS anywhere as far as I remembered
>lil bro acting like his own mom wasn't a used good when she gave birth to himLike damn nigga, you Jesus or what?
Alice: The hat stay on during sex
>>547380101This isn't real life you retard. It's supposed to be a wish fulfillment fantasy MLharem game
>>547368518>There's some giga CHAD normal human out there that was able to smitten an ancient, planet destroyer, dimension hopping, elf hag into marrying him and have his kids.Jesus, how could Aether ever compete?
>>547380049HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
>>547380049>getting married to the greatest jobber of all timegrim
>>547380101>he isn’t ackshully a clone homunculus time travel copy of his mom created by her and a bunch of her friends (all conveniently lesbians btw)Get a load of this guy
Capitano: For me, it's Pyro hags
>>547379670keeek, you made the schizos go wild
>>547380049Holy shit I just noticed the heart on the ring. Yeah, that IS a wedding ring alright.
>>547380101Why is there always some tranny larping as a nigger during these raids? He's almost as cringe as the one pretending to be straight
>>547380049gotHIMtano WON
how long until
>A>FUCKING>HEART>RINGIts actually over LMAO
>>547380095it is, durinpag (singular) has been spamming variants of this post for over 2 months
>>547380049jokes aside, it's cute that the wedding ring has a heart as the center piece.
Not a single female in the entire game cares about Wormitano
>>547380272Samefag of shame after being exposed
"Man" goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great lowcow Pagpag is in the thread tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagpag.”
Mavuitano shippers is crying now. They're said Mavuika and Capitano marrying for save Natlan, but Hoyoverse humiliation them.
>>547377989>>547378228i do have them but i cant beat the chamber 2 horse thing... i think i should be good with arlecchino melt second half
huh why's everyone saying Inazuma is gonna get deleted? the JP PM said Taiwan's a country?
Alice seduced Varka when he was still a shota
>>547380049>beats Aether to Mavuika>beats him again, actually long ago, to AliceGODHIMtano...
>>547380449Good evening schizo of the aetherpag variety
>>547380049>fucking a rotting zombiealice is freaky bros
>>547380372>spamming>shows 3 posts in total3 posts have been living in your head for months
>>547380449that how it always goes around here
>>547380478This one sounded funnier when you sent it to us in the cuckcord
I see the same failed boycott "girls" seem upset at Alice and Nicole
Am laffin
>Genshin>ML harem>MC has been a worthless jobber for 90% of the past 5 yearsThe only gacha MC more pathetic than the traveler is Wise from ZZZ bro, wtf are you even smoking with the ML harem?
>>547380049why does her ring not have any gemthis aint no wedding ring
>>547380518Probably not deleted but say goodbye to any Inazuma event or Inazuma characters or any possible Inazuma expansion.
>>547380591LMAO
>>547380736>>547380736>>547380736
>>547380478KEKYPOW
>>547380591>>547380765>90s apart
Alice's husband is somene we haven't seen before, retards.If Varka was Klee's father we would've known already.
Save for the T0 Knight of Boreas
As a neutral observer, I think the cuckcord has won this round. Good luck to the self insertingpags in the next thread
>cuck threadsomeone make a better one
>>547369928>doesn't have alice's eyesShe's adopted.
>>547380729Wise? He's not a hero or some adventurer, he's highly competent as a proxy and hacker along with Belle.
>Varka got to Mavuika first before Capitano>Capitano meanwhile impregnated Alice way before even the game startedAll things balanced.
>>547380746Wedding rings are not the same as engagement rings in our country. Engagement rings are the ones with gems. Most wedding rings are simple bands like ours.
>>547380803KWAB
>>547368837>>547369331This might be the most overdesigned trash to date in the game.How did they fuck this up so badly?She almost looks like a wuwa character except without their disgusting wideface shit.
>>547380803you're starting to sound like HIM
I am going to pull for durin. He isnt meta probably, but that is not important. He is cute and that makes him worth pulling.
>>547381093you have anal worms
>>547380189>It's supposed to be a wish fulfillment fantasy MLharem game
>want Bina, Sandy, Alice & Gamerword>Game gives around 50 Pulls per Patch if its NOT Chinese New Year or a new MapFucking Hell
>>547379413Skirk’s master. Only a man that powerful is worthy of Alice. Plus, he’s an adventurer in space
