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Teio!
>>547436913
If you have an S rank uma youre a piggie btw
>>547436983this desu
>>547436672Is this usable for the next cm? I have gold ship fatigue and don't want to build her ever again
>he fell for the Taiki Shuttle meme>he fell for the S. Maru meme>he fell for the blocker meme>he fell for the Vodka meme>he fell for the Narita Taishin meme just kidding this one actually beats me often
If you spend less than 10k every month, you're f2p
>Get in duel>Get beaten, forced back>Re-accelerate and pass againhuh
>>547436952SORE SORE SORE!>>547436962That uma is being HARD CARRIED by that artist.
My gorgeous German gattin
I really really fucking hate you guys
>>547436913Eishin Flash giving me post-race paizuri>>547437151Love you too*smooch*
Bakushin for sex!
>Vodka's Secret No. 1Did you know? She practices how to slide a grass down a counter.
:)
>>547437151fuck you leatherman
What would Buena Vista do if you chose an uma other than her?
>>547437104UMAMAMAMAMAMA
>>547437054if you don't want to run her then you can use that i think, if you make your others ace fast and want to give it a try to get another with at least spurt or long S then go ahead
post THAT
>>547437104To be fair, Mister cock and balls only has like two dedicated artists. She's not very popular.
>>547436452>Her service weaponHer gun, her ass or her umanko?
>>547437354Childhood friends are designed to lose.
>>547437354Never heard of her. Is she one of the made up NPC umas?
>>547437385she has like one line in cinderella gray
>>547437065>he didn't listen to the CurrenCHADS
whens twin turbo
>>547437457You mean this one?
>>5474375711* jobber desu
What are the stam requirements for TT
>>547437104I'd make Tamamo sore, sore sore
>>547437054Post deck
>>547437683Special Week needs to die
I'm drunk
>>547437772hello drunk, I'm dad
>>547437760you couldn't even kill nishino, what makes you think you could kill spechud
>>547437760No, you do.
>>547437205Bakushin is seriously one of the most beautiful umas when she's presented with a serious face in artwork
>>547437683The Great CHUD of Japan
good morning /uma/
>>547437864Those were pretty embarrassingEspecially the second one where the guy just ran it by himself with zero input
>>547437065>needing pace rabbit
>>547437719
>>547437287Would be funnier with Opera O's jockey.
I have made every wrong decision and fallen for every gaslight in these threads.
neicha became a turf queen
>>547437962No Iron?
Congratulatuins to the mobile game of the year: Umamusume Pretty Derby.
>kitasan rainbowed once and never again the whole runWHATI WILL FUCKING RAPE CORRECT YOUWHATT HE FUCKW AS THAT
>>547438046people told me it was an extreme gamble on libra
>>547438110it's just bad because the late race starts on a straight. if you're ever 6th on the corner you're probably already losing
When is the drills loli coming to global
post tummies
>>547437886
>>547437707umamamamamama
>>547437975>turf munchers
>>547438105Sorry buddy, try being a little more lucky next time.
>>547438227sauce me right this minute anon
>>547438186as a trainee, nearly a year
>>547438186what a cute juvenile filly
I apologize for the cuckquean jokes Falco
>>547436952Delicious.
>>547437896
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/1991495574630330622
>>547437214Hey Barkeep!
>>547438205Case in point. It goes to extremes when her hair is down, too. What a wonderful design.
>>547438198
>>547438336Cute.
>>547437646sprint ~300mile/dirt ~600medium ~700-800 (start taking gold recoveries)long ~800-1000 (take 2 gold recoveries)werks for me
Anyone else feel bad when you're the only one with an A+ Uma in the lobby? Flogging casuals with welfare outfits isn't fun.
>>547438336amiya cute, don't remember when her banner drops but if i have a spark at the time i'll roll for her
Sex with almond
>>547438343from a deleted fanboxhttps://files.catbox.moe/hupro0.png
>>547438205This artist makes her pretty but perfectly ominous given the topic.
>>547438513No, it makes me feel like a big man after getting mogged by S rank Umas.
>>547438543>it's 40 gigabytes of dolphin porn againI should never click on these
>>547438513What the fuck, I'm always in lobbies with everyone and their S and S+ Umas...
>>547438543NTA but you have the other this one >>547437707 ?
fuck this ticket system for CMI forgot to click "collect al" on special missions and spent 90 gems doing runs instead of using tickets
>>547437205Bakushin's Premium Pits...
>>547438496thank you
>>547438513>casuals with welfare outfitsThe impression I get when I see the stinky default outfit is that the player is a filthy tryhard who only pull for support cards and have zero statues
>>547438621different anon sorryhave this tho
>>547438656kek very cute
>>547438543>deleted fanboxI fucking hate how neurotic japanese artists areI swear so much good material has just vanished from existence from one of their stupid rice-induced brainfarts
>>547438543>yet more deleted-from-existence uma lewds>paywalled+taboo on reuploading so it's nowhere elsewhy do the nips keep doing this, it's really fucking annoyingthanks btw
>>547438198Careful what you wish for.
>>547438715>>547438543Now this is an Uma I can get behind.
>>547438543holy moly
>>547438513the ones with default outfits are sweats only rolling for cards
>>547437214>>547438414I kekked audibly
>>547438712>Low rank default outfitscute noobs>High rank default outfitsmost unlikeable retards
>>547438656i think i have enough fukukitarus to get her to 5 stars at this point, the game gives you way too many of her
Soon!
Is NSM reliable in TT? Time to finally update my TT
>was pumping out S ranks like no one's business the past few days>can't even break A+ on the past few runsWere the S ranks a fluke or am I in a temporary slump?
>>547438731I wish I could make Rice powerful for this CM.
>>547438559Qrd? What's the dark part?
>>547437214>>547438414If no one else will, I'll update the text on those when I go on lunch in about an hour
>>547438842We need more
mfw libra cup aces
>>547438753
>>547438873>getting stuffed from both ends by berno light and oguri peak
There are fertile umas in your immediate area caution is advised.
would it be a good idea to make a seiun for libra or should i give up on my hopes and dreams
BRICKEDSOMEONETHROW ME A BRICK OR TWO
What skills were good for Kyoto 3000+ again?
>>547438997>fertile autocorrected to futaI know what you are
>Riko is bad at sports and has no stamina>her events give you staminaHow is that possible?
Imagine the smell!
AIEEEEE! TASUKETE!
>>5474390971ST NOTHING WRONG WITH ME2NDNOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!!!3RDNOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>547438901probably the witmaxxing helped a lot, i honestly think i cant get S umas outside witmaxxing
>>547438901the buhi is terminal
>>547438936We live in a hell of our own creation.
>>547438873>>547438997
Hard to believe Turbo isn't a sprint or mile honse
Hmm...? Why yes, my name is Holiday Emperor Tree Rudolf!
>>547438916they only draw her alluding to / talking about trainer lying to her
>>547439139JESUS CHRIST
>>547439181Soon...
>>547439095I ran 800 speed no long S Seiun Sky in Gemini and she had like 30% winrate.
>Merry Christmas replaced with Happy HolidaysWhy'd they do it bros?
>>547439221
so close...
>>547439178real horse only performed well within an absurdly narrow range of distances, if they could subdivide it more for distance aptitudes they'd have to for Taahbo
>>547439221Just play it out
>>547439221Just cap(as in glue) bro, it's not worth it
bwo what?I almost jobbed to this
>>547439178I desire the taabonon-carnally you understand
>>547439335how do you even get gatekept on Vodka
>>547439263>>
>>547439221thug it out big man>>547439347I desire her Carnally, and it's Cygames' fault for making her so desirable, I ain't no cunnyfag
>>547439317liberty island...
>>547439269>>547439308>>547439326>>547439403My bakushin is kinda retard brosI mean she's already retarded but this one is very special
>>547439135
Always gamble
>>547439295All her distances can be upgraded into A too. She'll be universally good F2P front runner
>>547439428>futa and futadon't know man it looks like you like it
>>547439335Any late surgers with capped speed and close to capped power can win
>>547439428>posting a bokugirl horse>a stallion no less>"I would never think about my cute girls with grotesque horse cocks"likely story, flarelicker
>>547439428>futa and futa are really simular
>Lose to a promoted pace Taiki who did have Turf S but 754 power, never lost her first position>But had a later race where my Laisu dueled an Oguri in the final stretch, and that constituted enough as overtaking for Blue Rose Closer to trigger and beat an Oguri by a quarter lengthFor as much weird bullshit the losses are, getting a win like that makes up for it.
>>547439487What the fuck is her problem?
>Riko missing in trainings for like 10 turnsI already knew it was going to be a shit run, the final nail in the coffin is when I didn't get S aptitude at Senior inspo.
>>547439428
>deleted againwhat's with this coy act faggot, just own it
Quit respondingYou're participating in his humiliation ritualHe's getting off to it
>>547439578Watching the last spurt really is great
>>547439663>>547439661taiki sex
>>547439604Bro you forgot to censor that thing in her hand.
>>547439704
>Do a run with 3 wit cards>Cap speed, good stamina and power, good guts, giga wit>Do a run with the meme Tazuna+Riko strat>Same resultWhat is going on here? I don't get it, I am just this good at the game now, is there room for improvement?
>>547439661>>547439663
>>547439487Cute, I want her to go hmf! at me>>547439661>>547439663Double Taikis... Just like in my CM lobbies...
>>547439749Didn't know there was a clean version of this. Saved
Mating press Flash!
why is every wit card made for pace chasers and late surgers onlythere aint no short distance or long distance skills either
>>547438365 (me)>is now my highest scorei kneel to the top umadol
>>547439842they need it
I just had a run where 5 umas held their spirits bombs from classic june to senior november
>>547439842The bourbon SSR wit welfare is literally coming in a couple of days.
Npc umas... Tsuyoi...
Why do umas have low tier midriffs?
>>547439661>>547439663nyoo, double disappointed scolding taiki wife
>>547439842There are a bunch of long and end wit cards too
If I don't do all my borrow runs it'll be a waste but my sleep schedule is actually kinda fixed and I'm tired now...
So am I supposed to explode on guts or what? I thought I knew how Aoharu worked but all of a sudden I'm only getting A-rank horses for the last half dozen runs
>>547439952Wife Groove
>>547439771in other words... troon
>>547439994that would had been a huge speed training in URA
building long horses in aoharu is so fucking cancer
>>547439934>Ulala raped by a mob uma Canonical
This is cute
>>547439969Every time I see this I'm tempted to run this dork's campaign. she's so fucking cute.
>>547440023
Left or right?
>>547440068just run a lot of stam cards and stop trying to cap speed
>>547440173Right, but just barely
>>547440093Cute! Bakushin is cute! The sleeper hit stealth wife uma!
>>547440173palmer has bigger tits
>>547440068this >>547440192 1200 + 3 golds is more important than capped speed
Everyone knows the must have future SSRs, but are there any good future SRs like Sweepy soon?
>>547440173right's son
>Finally finish all of the 3* ticket missions>But completely biffing an ace oguri cap run>Get ready for AgemasenGod dammit. Happy to grab her but I don't want to train another ace in one god damn day. Don't even have the sashes for her.What's the actual science for her being good this CM? Is it just having inbuilt mile maven?
Why did they pick this team name...
>>547437772Based drunkie!
>Taiki keeps overtaking Frontrunners before Final CornerAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE STOPYOU CAN'T TRIGGER SCHOOL SHOOTING LIKE THISWHY DID I GIVE YOU 1000 WIT
>>547440241chinpo for mant, already in the game
>>547440286
>>547440272And I don't even post the horse.Cockadoodledoo I'm going to fucking bed.
>>547440093cute hall monitors
>>547440112Do it
>>547440352she was hungry that day
>>547440286What's wrong with it?It's appropriate for N and W, don't know about the B because I don't have her
jp rates Buena Vista low Srip CF enjoyers
>>547440432Don’t worry, once you catch up to (current)JP you’ll realise just how hollow pvp is
I need more Taiki Shuttle doujins
>>547440272>>547440389She's the only pace to have guaranteed accel at start of late-race. If it makes you feel better, she should be good as well in CM7 and CM10 if you don't want to burn the midnight oil.
>>547440001For shorter distances = Explode on Speed and PowerLong distances = Speed and Stamina
Guys... I'm seeing too many S Marus at the bottom of the scoreboard
>Taiki Shuttle will be viable for Mile CMs for years, meta for a large chunk of that Get used to seeing her big ol shuttles fellas
imagine getting your entire body pulverized in a taiki bearhug, your life ending as you are crushed by the weight of her taikis
>>547440449>>547440630Taiki would neverShe's a safe, friendly uma
>>547440520nta but I already realized itstill kinda fun to see those dice rolls
Yeppers!
>>547440630Do I get to put casual clothes on her for PvP eventually?
>>547440615
>>547440520don't have to, i already play jp and its soulless
HOWDEE TOREINA :DDDD
THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>547440763I wasn't going to roll for yeppers but then I found out she's from the town my wife is named after, so now I have to roll her.
>>547440763love how the whole episode is basically a rap mvhttps://youtu.be/_XvzHdO7nrk
STOP POSTING TAIKI SHUTTLEI CANT KEEP MASTURBATING EVERY TIME I OPEN THE THREAD
>Uma has a cute, unique, quirky personality that makes them attractive>japs draw art/comics where she's married to (you) - nice! >they strip put all of her personality & install generic_submissive_domestic_nip_wife.exe in its placeI fucking hate this shit so much. boring! boring! boring!
so if the gameplay is bad in the jp client...why is the game still popular in japan?
>>547440112Do it for her!
>>547439604sharkry my beloved
Don't know if I got lobbied against today shitters two days in a row, but Taiki is AWFUL in this CM. It's like she's averse to winning. My Vodka and Oguri are turning the corner like hungry hyenas and she's like drifting all weird, what the fuck? Are her tits so huge that they're messing with gravity?
>Blue Rose Closer will fire if you managed to pass someone on the final corner or laterI dont get how this is supposed to work on long tracks, which is Rice Shower's specialty. That's a long ass distance past the start of the final spurt until you pass someone. You're a pacer, so you dont have many targets compared to surgers, but you also have to have not passed your targets until a couple hundred meters down the track?It draws the image of Shower hunting down Mihono Bourbon at the front but conceivably this skill could often fire only when you've already achieved first place... BECAUSE that was the only opponent that could be passed after the final corner..
>OH GOD WHY DID I TICKET OGURI CAP (AS IN PEAK) INSTEAD OF TAIKI????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS
I've never seen this 3rd option before...
>>547440934>matikanefukukitaru forcing you to spend your whole day off rearranging the entire house's furniture for better feng shuiunironically want this
>>547440897BANGG :DDDDD
>>547441027My Oguri does better than Taiki
>>547440971honse wives
>>547441018they literally changed it in the balance patch
>>547440934For me it's the ol'reliable crystal ball
>>547441095transcoded uma
>>547440897>Well howdy pardner! Izzat a gun in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?
>Trainah! Get me pregnant!>Cum inside: +25 guts>Cum outside: +15 wit>Dont cum: +25 strength
>>547441104Did they? I'm asking this because i'm looking at the skill on GameTora right now. I saw they changed the text on other uniques like Opera O after the patch but not Rice
>>547441063You get 200 energy, 20 power and a bunch of skillpoints for it. Higher chance for FAT FUCK tho
>>547441027>no one ever
>>547441196>cum in her mouth: +50 energy, -1 mood
>>547441196I mean, if she asked for it nicely
>>547441027I went blind into the game and had no idea who was meta so I picked Rudolf since she looked cool.
Weak bait, shan't bite some other retard might
>>547441247bro look again
>>547441196>cum together: +25 stats to all
Late Surger Oguri is just Vodka without Furious Feat.
>1200 stam + golds get thrown around again>last long cm was 200m longerMhm....
>Suzuka lets Taiki get into 4th position right at the end of final cornerbased
>>547441307I really like game-skills-in-real-life art
>>547440595That tracks. Thanks.Maybe I'll put one together for the final round and go full gamble.It's cute that her schtick is being a nice American. Shame that stereotype won't be in vogue for a while.
>>547441027>OH GOD WHY DID I TICKET MCQUEEN (DESU WA) INSTEAD OF RICE SHOWER????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS
>>547441063I pick the extreme gluttony option because that's what every architect would do, and all three times she BECOME Slow Metabolism. It's a worthy tradeoff because you're likely to cap off speed, BUT the infirmary isn't foolproof like I thought it was, first time since the patch that it failed to heal slow metabolism twice in a row for me. I'm so schizo that I'm starting to think RNG got worse just as we got the temporary 5 borrows
>ticket maru>luckshit taiki in the voucherGod seed account T B H.
>>547441448>>547441252
>>547441467Actually considering doing it right now because of this
>>547441419laisu!
>>547441419
*coughs blood*Where did my wit cards go... Could've had >1k wit if they didn't fuck off forever and gotten an S rank with these skills. Also Kawakami didn't finish her event chain even though I got dodging danger so I couldn't buy that combo
>>547441448deserved for allowing your uma be a fat greedy gluttonous bitch
>>547441490enjoy the upcoming long CM, distancelet
>>547441325Yes...? that says what i've been talking about in the entire post i made? A change from final straight to final corner is still too late on long races which is Rice Shower's specialty
Nice nature would probably talk you into fucking her, then leglocking you, getting knocked up and then hit you with the "oh I guess you will have to marry a loser like me now now that you got me pregnant, time to take responsibility haha!" And then threaten to kill herself if you reject her in any of the privious steps. When you do get married she will ask you to stop talking to other umas and even other trainers because she will say that she is a loser so anything can be a threat to her number one spot in your heart and she will do anything in order to keep it.
>>547441507luv me fat fuck
>>547441563We need to bring back marital kidnappings, for your sake
>>547441196
>>547440432this only makes it better for waifufags that she's good but not OP and an autopick on everyone's team
>me after winning 4 out 5 CM races twice in a row by pure luck no skill I become John Honseman, rider of mares
my heroes
>>547441523
>objectively correct choice whenever possible is telling your uma to eat morewhat did they mean by this?
>>547441670Umas burn a shit ton of calories to run all these races
>>547441540Tummybros our response?
55% winrate. Bet it drops to 25% in round two. Hope for one lucky ticket to make the finals.
>>547441661MY FURAKING HEROES
>>547441663the pun here is the Japanese name for "It's On!" is "it's rising/risen"
>>547441775boner
Proud of my Umanses, first 5 win clear got so far SuzuDance.gif (AND Gold citti did clutch two of these when Uokka got stuck in the back)
stop being happy, Taiki >:(
>>547439952Aiiirrr Groovu
I love doing Spechan's careerIt's so comfy
>>547441670Feeder franchise, simple as
>>547441834
>>547441139It is a shame it is now impossible for a gal to have some cute tism without this unironically being said. Tragic.
>>547441556Honestly, I often wish I ticketed Oguri (or Rudolf) instead. Her unique has more uses than Maru's. I'm going to go with Rice and Healer Grass next CM thoughever, so I'm chilling.
I'm going to eat a burger tomorrow. For Taiki Shuttle.
>>547441837
goodnight bwos I'm going to try to dream of orangewife
>>547440894I like Opera Grass and Yukino's rappingwhich makes since they're chesnuggers
>>547441853>reddit Suzuka>VodkaAbsolutely soulless.
The number of incidents classified under 'Uma rapes' has fallen drastically thanks our new classification system where all sexual assults are filed under 'Uma Assults' instead. This marks a new day for Tracen Academy today is the first day where no incidents of rape toke place you should be proud of yourself!
>>547441027>OH GOD WHY DID I USE MY SSR TICKET AND UNCAP CRYSTAL ON RIKO INSTEAD OF FINE MOTION (The Noble Lady of Ramen)??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOE IS ME
>>547440971No, you’re conflating two different things. The game has never been better. It’s just that CM sucks. People still take it seriously though.
>>547441523>>547441663me like these grooves
I used my ticket on Rice and I don't mind because she's cute
>>547442052Why is this adorable fatfuck still so far away...
>>547440990if you wanted to make her as end you forgot to put spark for that bro
>>547441996Good night Fukubro
>>547440894Opera's VA kinda sucks at rappingShe sounds awkward in the early fast part of umapyoi too
Which Umas do I want to run for CM6?I ran Gold Ship, Front Runner Daiwa and Nice Nature for CM2 (didn't win)
>>547442141Same. Her story is adorable. The races... not so much.
>>547442217Opera's VA usually voices kawaii type character like Nico Yazawa from Love Live, she's not used using her deeper voice i think
dont really care about minmaxxing pvp rewards or umas. if i won in my daily free race i win and if i dont then i dont.
This si the second run in a row that this bitch has jobbed the debut race on me, you've got to be fucking kidding me
I used my ticket on taiki shuttle and I am happy as fuck about it, what a great fucking choice I made
>>547442020I burned this many statues for the coolest dorkiest girl by far before any of this CM nonsense, my soul burns bright and brighter rooting for her wins. And I will run her many many more CMs!!!
>>547441859Waaaoooowwww!
i have kikuka sho fatigue
>>547442263GolshiOguriDebuff NNTHE SOVL TEAM
>>547442217I feel like this has plagued the seiyuu's career, since it's the same one as Nico Yazawa and she was oddly enough one of the weakest singers of the original Love Live series. Made up for that with charisma, obviously
I haven't used my ticket yet...
>>547442332i will make tamamo cross a mother
Sex with my gooning mate
>>547440971there being more things to enjoy than the pvp for the 60th time
>>547442391kinda cringe ngl
are you actually supposed to bring 2 wits to unity? its not a gaslight?
I used my ticket on Taiki and then got hit by like 4 Taiki dupes from pulls
Looking for new club that loves childhood friend uma
>>547442279>>547442394the VA of opera is the same as nico yazawa? now i need to roll for her fantasy alt since i already have the original
>>547441027>OH GOD WHY DID I POST THOSE CROPPED TEIO KOIKATSU PORN IMAGES IN /uma/
I don't like most umamusume doujins & image sets because a lot of them are rape and I don't like the idea of bad things happening to the umas. Just another fucked up day in my bleeding heart libtarded life
>>547442460This will sound like even more of a gaslight but you can actually bring 3
>>547442460on mile its possible
>>547442401
so likewhy didn't you warn me about Taiki being Mile meta for YEARS in Day1 guide?you only told me to ticket Oguri and/or Maru
>>547442138best I can do is this compilation of real-life Groove moments>Pilsudski got a boner during her Japan Cup>her panic attack from a camera flash>missed the Oka Sho due to fever
Can't be that hard
Bros ep 5 of season 2 cingray was so good.. i've read the manga before but they did well to animate it
>>547442630do it
Does anyone know what these two events are and how to get them?
Raisu HERORaisu LOVE
>>547442514SNIFFFFFFFFFFF
Which Vodka is better?
>>547442669No More Losing is one of the ones you get for racing (immediately?) after a (bad?) loss
>>547442630>no Oguriyou will live
>>547442263Golshi againI guess your Pot 5 Rice could take Cooldown and enjoy getting No Stopping Me because you dont have to choose Rice's team name whereas everyone else will be pressured into running Rice's card for Maestro+CooldownIncidentally this is also a point for Golshi again since she has a native gold recoveryMaybe Scarlet with native Race Planner has some potential
>>547442652>>547442730
What does Umapyoi mean
>>547442762
>>547442676The best my rice has gotten so far is 2nd. Think i'll replace her with a 3rd late for round two.
>>547442762It's what you do to show your appreciation for your closest umadacchis. Do you want me to demonstrate?
>>547442289Unlike her bullshit with power, Tazuna saying an uma lacked stamina is for realWhat is you doing, how is McQueen of all umas lacking stamina
>>547442263Golshi GameSeiun Sky (because Kikuka Sho is HER race)Super Creek with 1200 speed 1200 power
>>547442669new secret event
>>547442762It means recreation with your umamusume trainee.
>>547442509
>>547442762its the brand new dance that everybody's doin
our club keeps dropping in rank and it's a little worrying bwos
>>547442762*umapyois you roughly*
>>547442778
>>547442930which club
>>547442762it is the sound of uma ears flopping
>>547442460Depending on the distance and trainee (stats growth) you want to bring a combo of 3 (wit+pal) or 2 (wit+pal)
>>547442993the one with that LAZY DOTO
>>547442993CUMA
>>547443118I can't believe Mambo and Biwa is dead
>>547439370Career makes her lose arima kinen
>>547443073Damn I really love big floppy ears
>>547442762>>547442792Over time I tend think the composer of the Metal Gear Solid V soundtrack wrote Umapyoi the way he did because early on during the game's beta he was certain it was a fucking dud and decided to say fuck it and did whatever because he didn't expect anyone to remember it anyway
I didnt know it was possible to fail infirmary 5 times in a row....
I can get Vodka to Long A consistently but holy shit why does she always get such low rolls in the career? Im sub 600 in late November of Classic and I had gotten jack shit of speed rainbows, even though I have 4 speed cards It’s maddening
>>547443073
does the next CM already have that recommendation and target stat image?
>>547443235Supposedly the lyrics were basically placeholders so he could keep a vocal melody in mind but then the producers looked at it and were like "yeah this looks great"
gnight /domg/
Waaaaghhh hurry up and give us Halloween so o have something to grind for
WHAT
>>547443235He said in an interview he was drunk when he wrote it>https://realsound.jp/2018/09/post-255740_2.html>That song was made while opening two bottles of wine (laughs). Originally, it was an order called "radio wave song", but I did not know what radio wave songs were, so I listened to about a thousand songs and studied. Even so, I was told that the radio wave was not enough, so I had to open the wine, so I made it while drinking at home.
Every one of my runs was shit today. No rainbows on speed. Can’t cap speed with decks and parents I was exceeding the cap with. Constant mood downs. Riko just doesn’t show up for the first twenty turns so I can’t get her New Year event. No Unity training multiple turns in a row after it unlocks. Bad seed day. Fuck you Cygames.
First time seeing this combi
>>547443375bwo...
>>547443407BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>547443407BAKUSHIN GODS
>>547443407Mile Championship is part of her career. Asahi Hai is basically nothing.
>>547442930Neq quotas not worki g out?
>>547443449Marvelous Week
>>547443407>sneaky A pace vodkabwo?
Lowkey want Halloween Creek just because that growth rate... Potential skills sucks though
>>547443407taikisisters our response?
I remembered why I don't make parents, this shit is fucking horrible
>>547443407oh no no no taikifags
>>547443425god damn i thought that story was just a bullshit wive's tale / gossip / telephone game kind of thing, not actually real
Wtf ardan wants to fuck chiyo
>>547442897The PriConne character has some Love Live references, and she voiced one of the fat fucks in the kinda cursed Plus Sized Elf anime
>>547443623i want halloween creek solely for her costume but i'm saving for the christmas fatty and tamamo
>>547443623Oh no, I hope Laisu doesn't rape me!
>there's a job that's just putting tail holes in regular clothes for umas
Huh, what are the chances
>>547442897>nero>sasamiholy fuck now i need to play more opera
>>547443623She sucks and what’s worse is that the rice card won’t be used in decks either so…Really unfortunate uma
>>547443321nearly lost NNN to this. stop tempting me, devil
I blew a spark on Digi but I also got Summer Spechud, Hishi Amazon, and Taishin. Should I consider this a loss or win?
>>547442897Opera hates Hishi Amazon...
>>547443764NNN? No Nice Nature?
>>547443652The part of him passed out on the floor in his underwear before getting up to write it might be bullshit, but I believe it.
>>547443769A potential win
We have designated paizuri umas, but do we have fellatio umas?
you're still in Group A right?
>>547443769you have 2(TWO) endclosers for Libra cup
>>547443730Christmas will not be as powerful for us as she was in jp.
>>547443837Despite my best efforts, yes
>>547443837I'm in B lmao
>>547443837I swing wildly but yes. Sometimes I win five in a row. Other times I lose four in a row. It’s all luck.
>>547443837I accidentally got into group A. I don't want to be here with you autists, I want to be comfy in group B.
>>547443837unfortunately
>>547443837Yeah. I went 15/15 today with my reworked umas. I'm praying round 2 would go the same.
>>547443769I blew a spark for Doto and didn't get any SSR
>>547443837All my girls are doing well even in non-jobber lobbies, I hope that holds for round 2
I'm so sorry Taiki bro
>>547443903I can still demote right? I don't want to be in the group with sweaty autists and whales>win once 3/5>lose all other attempts 1/5 or 0/5
>>547443976peak...
>>547443837Nope, I've given up on CMs.
>>547443837Suddenly I rolled a 5/5 after a barrage of 1/5s. Now I'm getting the lube for tomorrow's rapening
>>547443875i don't want her because of meta i want her because i love her :(
>mfw watching season 2 after cingreywtf this is so much more peak, is oguri just a bad protagonist?
Vodka I am trying to help you here. Just give me more speed please. Stop having the speed cards at guts and stam….
>>547443623>That boobsNot my Rice
>>547444045belly rubs for Ogurin
>>547444002if you only went 3/5 once, the hard part is getting your one win for group B finals
>>547444064S2 works because it has 2 MC and endearing side chars (canopus). In Cingray oguri is the sole MC and the rivals keep changing (spoiler: we won't see anymore tama after arima kinen)
>>547443181I thought you can only get debuff skills related to racecourse conditions
>>547443875>look up the next CM after XOguriDamn, Taiki's ult looks pretty strong here
>>547444110the cutest fatty...
>>547443837I already got in yesterday but I got another win from my other honses I trained as an ace attempt
>>547443837The worst I got first round was 3/5. I hope I can make it to A finals.
>>547444164basically the same problems S3 has except S3 didn't have Norn
>>547444202That longs straight spurt screams Vodka and Grass
>>547444283Norm Ace is so sexy. It’s a damn shame cygames will never make her playable-I would accept a 1* version just to have her in the game. Alas I will have to make due with writing fanfics
cingray peaks at tama and folkqueen
>pick first option>air groove did not pop up
This bitch is hard to train her career starts slow
this is just Taiki
>>547444368March and Obey*
>>547444283Anon if you put CinGray at the same level as S3 I'll beat you
>>547443947ummm your 4th run??
>>547436913HOW MANY MORE MONTHS UNTIL WE GET MAMBO MAMBOI WANT SOME NEW 1* 2* TO TRAIN
Why is grass the ass eater go to Uma? All umas have great asses.
I wanted to read Meisho Doto career, but Riko failed top option 2 times, no careers for me today
>>547444624Are you drunk?
>>547444687Baka baaaaaka
>>547436983but you don't need mlb ssrs to get s ranks
>>547444817MLB SSRs are easier to get than MLB SRs.Sure if you are lucky enough then it's not a problem. But that can be said about a full MLB SSR deck as well.
Man I really want to rape but my trainer is a girl I wonder what I should do... oh I know I'll just rape that one trainer who has been going on dates with het I am a genius!
thoughts of people that skip every trainee event story and support card story?
>>547438105Sir did you like you 30.7% of rainbow
>>547444996I resd them the first time in full and then skip it all
>>547444953If you do 18* power and speedwitmaxx bakushin you can easily get S. Will she be usable? Most likely not, but it's S.
When do you guys start ignoring the scenario mechanic in favor of stats? I notice a lot of my runs failing to hit speed cap and trending in this way, the stam is a bit much but that's because of sparks+Riko should I drop Suzuka for like King or Eishin or something?
>>547438186I checked game torahIm saving this better looking blue version of lolidrills
>>547445101Around senior summer camp
>>547445101>we're this far in and there are still anons who don't know how to play aoharugrim
>>547445037That should be actually possible with welfare cards when Mihono Bourbon card drops. I don't have any S yet, but I'll try welfare run to get one just see how it goes. Won't be usable even in TT probably.
>>547445046Nishino is the only loli I find cute. Could be just the massive size difference she has with pretty much every other uma. Pairing her with Bono during Unity Cup warms up the old bruised heart...
>>547438534Almond Eye sexooooo
>>547445140I mean I don't lose to Riko so I consider it knowing enough...
>>547445101after classic summer if I'm lucky with arrows on speed so I get lvl 4 there.
>>547445101around C rank I start chasing rainbows and then at A rank I basically ignore unity.
>>547445173She's not smaller than the other lolis though?
>>547445101Usually around classic if I don't get 300~400 before classic year and then if I don't get 600 at summer camp
>>547444953>MLB SSRs are easier to get than MLB SRs.fuck off with your bullshit, i sparked kitasan's banner for 1 copy (and 4 dia copies) and creek only to get 1 copy from sparkingi also sparked riko but never got a copy beyond the free rolls
I want to rub Rice Shower's belly after she eats a big meal
Easy hours
>>547438901Did you use your MLB Buhiko Pegasus anon and 3 wit cards?
it is so sad that umas get shipped into china when they hit their 20s
>>547445328nta but is Digitan even a loli, seems like a stretch
>>547445132>>547445236>>547445298>>547445338Do you guys just gamble on unity training showing up on speed or is A rank enough for Riko?
>>547445467they're just like me...
Every time I do CM matches, my urge to quit the game grows.
>>547445391faaaaatty
I'm with my wife and our daughter.This is a nice secret event
>>5474381862nd anni update
>>547445491your facility rank is just another stats like power or stam, you know where it is, where it needs to be, and what your timetable is. or, you sense these things the more you do it. and you adjust week-by-week. and balls are just one aspect of it. hitting multiple chars in unity in one turn is efficient, you dont have to rely entirely on balls.
Brianbros, I don't feel so good...
>>547445491Yeah
>>547445641My brian wins a lot though?
>>547445346learn some abstraction, the chance of banner SSR is higher than any particular SR and you have a spark (yes there's that guaranteed SR 1 out of 10 but it's spread thin at around 3% per card and it's only one out of 10). It's easier to MLB banner SSR card than any particular SR. "roll cards to get some SRs" was the most magnificent gaslight that bricked so many players it's hilarious.
>>547445194the shadows on her tits look like a dolphin
I’m leaving my club at the end of this month. Sorry danchou.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN AOHARU. ALL MY RUNS ARE SHIT
never stop gambling
>>547445491A rank is enough for Riko. desu I only keep up with my speed and get a rough idea if I should still go for unity training or trade some turns without unity trainig. I also pop some stray blue chevrons ASAP if they go on speed and save the blue chevrons of my own supp cards until they go to speed or their specific stats
>>547445641My Brian is just a debuffer at this point.
>>547445770Don't apologise. We didn't like you anyways so it's the best news we've heard in months.
>>547445491I mean if they don't show on speed I click them somewhere else or raise friendship if there's good opportunity, like what can I do? B rank is enough for Riko if you clicked mostly on speed, but I have a sample size of one so maybe just luck. A rank is enough for sure.
>>547445489Digitan is the same height as mayano and has literally no breasts. She has a boy chest, won't be surprised if she's a human boy pretending to be uma musume.
>>547445734more like someone pogging
lets pump some iron fucking sucks
Aoharu unironically requires a bit of finesse in your judgement As such i have to respect it but i think it hurts my brain if i need to do too many ace runs in a day
>>547445328are these the juvenile fillies people have been talking about?
>>547445636>>547445646>>547445787>>547445870Gotcha thanks frens I'll mess around with it a bit
>>547440790>0 summer hag>0 nice nature wit>0 LB Riko Rice with free 100>0 motivation to pull for Christmas Oguri>0 motivation to pull for frontrunner who needs whale deck>fuck you too theres free 50 rolls there>Were getting free 100 pulls with NTR right?Im fine not being on every A finals, I just want to qualify to the finals getting that single win
>>547445993aww poor you
why is the unity cup ost way better than ura
>>547436913FAT (and silly) BAVARIAN TITS
Time to obliterate Team Zenith
>>547440790>still caring about CMlol
>>547445993using your mind powers to make good horses
Which umas are built for anal?
>>547446085You should be putting your best umers in the slots that your trainee isnt anchoring herself
Anyone know which skills are best for a Ryan ace this CM?I got 1582 SP and can choose from these (total 2291):Triumphant Pulse - 160Corner Accel - 117Rushing Gale! - 289It's On! - 323No Stopping Me! - 285Homestretch Haste - 119Position Pilfer - 144Slick Surge - 144Updrafters - 128Mile Corners 1 - 70(Mile Corners 2 - 147)Unyielding Spirit - 96Late Surger Corners 1 - 117(Late Surger Corners 2 - 243)Fighter - 96And there's also Rising Dragon for 360 but seems too costly to me.Thinking: Corner Accel, Rushing Gale!, No Stopping Me!, Homestretch Haste, Slick Surge, Updrafters, Mile Corners 2, Unyielding and Late Surger Corners 2 for 1568 SP.
>>547442616Should've just held your voucherit's not hard
>>547446152NSMIt's OnGaleare all good skills for this cm
>>547446150I'm just letting auto do things nowadays since the patch seemed to fix it
>>547446074I need to pause a bit when reaching every final roundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCk_Xk3nh4too bad you hardly have a reason to listen to the race music that only plays in the final round if you are facing The Red One or The Blue One directly
>>547446192Only one of these is correct
The little magazines for cm are pure soul
>>547444431Are you training on ura or what? Why even brought 4 speeds?
>>547446327M3talB3ak...
>>547446327vodka, stop thinking about daiwa
>>547446152Afaik for ryan this CM you need a substantial amount of mid-late game skills. Don't get too many accels.You really need to hit sixth position at the right timing or she's dud. Getting stuff like homestretch haste only matters if you can hit sixth. From that list you would consider it's on, pilfer, mile corners, unyielding spirit, and late surger corners. Rest are nice to haves. The sim values rising dragon quite highly.
>>547446192What would you cut for It's On! it costs 323>>547446323So you'd cut NSM/Gale for something else?
>>547446365cringe...
>>547446327It's cute but the red font looks horrible and low effort
>>547446152Leave out corner accelration, rushing gale, slick surge, fighter, homestretch haste and this should be enough for SP.
>>547446152Where the hell is OYL and/or Furious Feet
let potential man cook
>>547446152Take NSM and slick surge. Buy pulse, and corners 2. Take all the speed skill for the rest. Heck even green is good.
>digitan is friendly towards you >She's basically "let's goon together, toreina!"She's much better than what I expected.
>>547446365Speaking of soul>>547446437fuck off that's mid-2000s chat screenname-core as fuck
Digitan is awesome!
>>547446365I have used the same screen name for like 25 years at this point. I ain't changing that shit now
>>547446484What the fuck? You can't just do MrSaturn dirty like that?Also what is that screen?
>>547446583its the twinkle magazine
>>547446484
>>547446571did i fuckin call it or what
>>547446571 don't doxx yourself anon...
>>547446469>>547446479>>547446510>>547446372Appreciate the feedback but seems like everyone is suggesting something different. My takeaway is go all in on gamba and Speed over Accel since Ryan is going to live or die by proc'ing her unique.
Stop posting croppe 3d Teio porn or her acting like an out of character whore every thread!
La Creatura
erm... horse girl racing...?
>>547444202even pre-patch taiki was the top 1 uma for the course. but given that post-patch, her unique will work even when inherited, all pace chasers can probably be used
>>547446715Forgot I never included the stats since it might affect the choice.
there is no proof that it's a Teio porn
>>547446828yesgag characters doing funny races
>>547446784yeah why cropped? I can't jerk off without the goods
>>547446152
>>547446703It is what it is
AAAAIIIEEEEE
Why is Bourbon not a scenario link if she's singing Winning 5??
>>547446784>out of characterI swear, it's like some posters don't even read anything about the game they play. Just see number go up
>>547446715Yes, she's sort of 6th or nothing. This works for me.
>>547447071
>>547447071She looks fat there
>>547447027>Seiun>MaruNow post skills. I can already tell that is a brick Oguri.
>>547446852Stats like that won't influence your skill choice for ryan. The things that matter are your comps, the average lobby comps, and you getting the correct skills, and during the race proc coincidental amount of speed skills that triggers iron then proc enough shit afterwards to win.
>>547446715you still want midrace accel to get into 6, unyielding spirit is a good cheap one.No stopping me is not required, nimble navigator is enoughYou definitely want to load up on the other accels in case
>>547447118
>>547447118Thank you for the gift>>547447140Well yeah, there's gonna be a little damage after a few pregnancies
>>547447152Seiun is good if she's pace
>>547447152The brick won
>Late surgers get to stare at THISIt's unfair
there are too many cute girls in this gamehow am i supposed to main all of them
>>547447343The umas in those lobbies were shittier than the brick then. You can always win against retarded stat sticks with the right set up. It's when the whale knows how to build that it becomes unwinnable.
>>547446327>>547446365An owls of gahool reference in big 2025?
>>547447409you wait for your true for (you(you(you))) uma, buena vistayou don't need anyone else
>>547447409more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>547442391A taurus+leo platinum veteran like myself, I see
>>547447071holy moly
>>547447453I bet you're not an oshi gamer, therefore I will disregard your analysis as worthless
Why is prez like this?
>>547447583stop fucking squirming and go to sleep
the idea that umas will be real one day and act like this to me gives me reason to live
>>547447375Is it wrong to have sex with king halo in her racewear after her first g1 win, when it’s most sweaty?
>>547447145Aizen...
>>547447683you just wanted me to post this
>>547446852what skills did you pick
>>547436913Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>547447748Indeed. Man she and nice nature are so good
umas shouldn't have big boobs they are horses not cows
what's her deal?
>>547447919bro what's the uncropped sauce
>subhumans with these kind of horses actually winning or getting close second to horses with 1200/800/1200 (not even mine)ok
>>547447946Umamusume is a luck game
>>547447946>1200/800/1200What stats are those supposed to be?
CM is unplayable did I queue into SEA whale hours
Finally was able to get the trio and their animation
>>547447820Still deciding.
Its fucking impossible to win oka sho with daiwa post update in unity cup. I literally have 7 runs with her so far and she also lost 7 times.
>>547447936It's rude for men to ask what ordinary adult human women do with mane and tail shampoo.
>>547448053Are you running pace?
>>547448039Do they seriously have fucking unique animations depending on who is in the team trial slot??
Is the steam version of this game incredibly laggy for anyone else currently? I know it's always been a bit laggy compared to mobile but it's a lot worse than I remember it being.
>>547448037I got 4-5/5 around these hours
>>547448037my bad, you might've queued up with me
>>547448032it's fucking bullshit okay i get fifth fine but then i check the horses that won and 1st is pace taiki with like 300 stam and a level 2 skill and then 2nd is literally another pace taiki with a level 4 skill and literally every single stat being better (both mile A)>>547448035speed stam power, i don't remember what the wit was exactly but it wasn't below 500
>>547447936she's a bit past her prime
>>547448053Career races just feel more inconsistent overall post-patch
>>547448107Tried both pace and front. Even have a mile S
>>547448118It's not laggy but the new display choices increase lag between turns. You can disable it and it's a little faster.
>>547447946guess you're even worse than subhuman then
Libra Cup is going to be incredibly cancerous, I've been doing a bunch of test rooms and the winner is decided entirely by which gold ship manages to proc no stopping me and both their recoveries.
I'm far from being a gameplay, do people build horses every cup or is it possible to savage horses from past cups
>>547448135Why would you have 800 stam
>>547448045Just dont pick rushing gale and corner acceleration. There's a lot of builds out there https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit
>>547448187at getting lucky? sure, i don't mind that, luckshitting being your only redeemable quality is pretty sad
>>547447919They have to feed their foals somehow. Young umas need a lot of protein-rich milk to grow strong and healthy
>>547448224I asked her to dance for me like that.
>>547448115I think some of the animations depends on the uma's personaliteis but I've noticed that these 3 in particular have a unique animation. So far I've only seen it from them
MY FUARKING HERO
I like how with Aoharu there's a lot more unique umas running the tracksAs more and more umas get added to the game, will the npc umas eventually disappear?
*invades you*
bwos I'm new to this franchise... will ogurin gain a new racewear from the anime?
>>547448221TOTAL GOLSHI DOMINATION
>>547448315>No Stopping Me>Shadow Breakshe just broke suzuka's legs...
>>547448221>which gold ship manages to proc no stopping me and both their recoveriesSo just like Gemini? And anons here will still insist on bringing <600 witlets.
>>547448237sometimes you can salvage if conditions are similar enough or you're just lazythis and the next CM have basically been run before but with different scenarios, so you could just reuse your umas (but they probably won't do well)>>547448382probably, she's a popular character who suspiciously doesn't have a second alt yetglobal won't get it for four years though
>>547447936Umas need haircare after her instructional sex parties
>>547448221Fuck. I haven’t done a goldship run since Unity dropped. How bad is her training restriction bullshit with the gimmick?
kino
>>547448382yeah that's why the next jp arima cm is in january instead of december
>>547447940https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15345449https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15062943https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12914756
>>547448221I'm skipping it.
>>547448315Reminds me of my Flash proccing Pump, NSM and OYL all at once. And wasting it all running into El Condor's fat ass
>>547448315why is shadow break good?
>>547448561my fucking god! thank you anon
>>547448508A bad roll means an excuse to race for more skill points since you'll never have enough
>>547448471>So just like Gemini?Kind of, but if your gold ship is too smart and isn't blocked at the last spurt you can't proc NSM and lose to the ones that can.>WitletsMy 450 wit gold ship is ironically losing to 300 wit gold ships because they are blocked and can proc NSM but mine can't. You really only want extra wit for skill proc chances here and for that 400 is enough.
>>547448270my wife and one of our 50 kids
it's so cute when they run :D
My muñequitamy Spanish Harlem Mona LisaYou're my reason for reasonThe step in my groove
>>547448039Another one
BIKO IS MY FUARKING HEROOO :DDDDI am glad shes only 2*, easy get
>>547448723cute
>>547448650enjoy your ban
>>547448794>He doesn't know
>>547448605That's not how the buffed NSM works btwthe next cup also has pow and wit as the thresholds for speed bonus
>>547448794CARROTO MAN
>>547448221Infinitely better than seeing a piece of fucking shit summer maruzensky or seiun sky literally EVERY. FUCKING. CM. So yeah I hope those players run out of ART meds so their AIDS finally fucking kills all of them after that cm
>>547448887ummm they said front runners were dead
>>547448936Fucking good and I hope the players actually follow their trainees examples in real life as well
>>547448887They'll be actually more effective at long CMs since they can get away further. Mile is when the front runner is the weakest
'nother day'nother dollar
>>547448887>>547448970
>>547449037reset is like 5 hours away
>>547449037Mambodancho will be proud of you
any honse that can crush this giga-long corner can compete with goldshit. encroaching shadow will proc before it starts. final corner uniques will be goated. you have plenty of options, the only tricky bit is giving them the stamina/recoveries.
>>547449037DANCHOUUUUU
ranking umas by how fertile they are part 1
>>547449037Muhkween!
>>547449037based
>>547448876>That's not how buffed NSM worksReally? It never seems to work if the uma in front of you isn't in the same lane or, at most an adjacent lane. This is in practice a blocked requirement, or something close to it. If your gold ship has too much wit she won't have anyone in front of her because fronts and paces are too far ahead or she will take the outer lane and not have anyone in front of her.>Pow and witI don't think it's worth going down to 8 - 900 power just to hit 600 wit on gold ship desu, but I haven't run into a witmaxxed gold ship yet so remains to be seen.
what if umas got really really fat
>>547448970>>547448887Typical goldshitters. Too dumb to train fronts
>>547448887Seiun Sky is going to be very strong
>>547448247Ended up with this
>>547449195Yeah bro, Seiun's gonna dominate Libra for sure
Why can't we clock Aoharu races?Losing or Drawing on a single race basically fucks the entire run unless you get really lucky
>>547449294Seiun Sky won Kikuka Sho IRL, she gets the canon race buff.
>>547448182idk if itll work on everyone especially cuz brian often beast modes in career but ive been having a lot of win success on bancho and GC by roughly going 200-200-200 and having power inch up ahead of the other two i.e. 350/400/450-500Could just be ancedotal
>MooMooCow started hiding his browser bar because it kept leaking the canva link that people normally have to pay for to access it
>>547449187fatter
>day 1 10/20>day 2 13/20Not bad. I'm ready to get raped in Round 2
>>547449295I believe you can still get S rank for It's On if your team stats are high enough and you won the rest by beating the top most teams.
>>547449242looks good enough, although would have left out homestretch
>>547449191there's nothing complicated about breeding 16* of groundwork, it's just boring as batshit
>>547449276I love the smell of Mane and Tail shampoo....
>>547449114That isn't the final corner though, the final corner is the bottom half, by which you should have already finished accelerating. Final corner uniques are a win-more.
>>547448723>>547448039im dying of diabeetusthere has to be more secret animation combos
>>547449458You can, which I've done before, and sometimes you can, like with the run I just finished. Had a draw on the first round and couldn't reach S in time for the final TT
>>547449510>thinks front is just groundworkstick with goldshit
>every team that my trainee is in has a "X" in unitywhat are you trying to tell me game
I just ordered $150 worth of uma figures it's fucking over. Also wish there was a grass/suzuka kuripan, it's pretty limited.
>>547449740thanks, I will
>>547449636the final straight is still ~400m though. the race isnt already over. and the corner will be a traffic jam where many horses wont be at target speed because of the congestion. your ability to accelerate will depend on using skills to break out of the congestion.
>>547449819>t.
>plays the most meta build he copied online>I am very intelligent by the waySure you are
can i get a kino triple end recommendation for libra?maya is already insideim thinking spe and maybe dotono taishin/gold shipt. triple end for every cm guy
>>547449191I'm not a disgusting paypig so I won't be playing fronts yeah
>>547449776It's a load of bullshit especially when you have monster statsThe prediction seems to break a lot right now, and it breaks the most when your main uma is a late surger milerIt's fine with Taiki but it breaks when you train VodkaIdk what happened tbqh
are you Fan A, Fan B or Fan C?
>>547449902Summer Spe and Doto are good options, yeah.
>>547449882who are you quoting
>>547450043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOZdz83B1Ywhy does the music in umamusume go so hard sometimes
>>547450071cool horse
>>547449795who did you getalso $150 is comparatively peanuts to what other figure collectors buy
>>547448053Skill issue. I've done her new secret event, it is hilarious to go out of your way to specifically shit on Vodka in every race she is in.
Why do the umas in umamusume make me go so hard sometimes
>>547449795I only want the Bourbon fig and that's not even enough...
>>547448053use cards that have initial speed and wit and shit makes career babby mode
>capricorn cup
>>547450126So that's what, 1 figure+shipping and tariffs?
uming my musume rn
>>547450180is that a motherfucking ring?
>>547450180bancho kinda cute...
>>547449795figures stay with you when the game is gone so it's okaythey will be there to remind you of the great times
For JP vets, when was Ms Victoria concert implemented? Same time as this? >>547448557
>>547450180a goddess will do that
>>547449985fine motion is so cute
>7 years old
>>547450309
>>547450585My CFs.
thoughts on boy umas?
>>547450590me on the right
>>547449776If it's against D don't believe it. Going against D will always have X or △ even if you're ahead
>>547450475It was on 19 October 2022 Libra Cup. So in global schedule probably a month after the 4th scenario release
>>547450475around the time grand live was the current scenario
>>547450723a little bit too much umapyoi...
>>547450742>>547450836ThanksSo the post race report we got now got implemented at the same time as JP?
YEEEESSSSS
>SEA hours>AI slop of large cows raping midgets
>>547450723>Releasing November 2026I'm not gonna make it bwos...
>>547451010i didn't wanna say it but yeah
>>547451010
>>547450723>>547451024post her pretty nipples
>>547451010if you're here now, does that make you SEA?
Realistically, if you had an Umamusume childhood friend, you'd either have to be a child torena or have been friends with a child as an adult...
Even low level enemy npc Oguri is spooky. Thats her stats during the first race
>>547451235wtf is anon yapping here
>>547451193>n-no u though...That's a pretty sad attempt, "golden" man
>>547450815that's a big horse
You are only allowed to pull on Xoguri without being labeled as metafag if you don't have Oguri in the first place
people wont believe me when i say later that i got xmas oguri as a spook
i love my chibi horse
>517k retention lineWhat the FUCK
Do you just race nonstop when trying to train a TT honse in aoharu? Tried training only to realize my URA TT had 5 golds meanwhile I was only able to get 4 in aoharu
>>547451481everyone is making A+ umas in unity cup600k will soon be the new normal
>>547451301he's mad cause he doesn't have a childhood friend
>Almost S rank a Summer MaruFuck me, can't wait for Kita's rerun banner
Only people who complain about meta picks are poorsRoll for who you want, because no matter what, they'll find something to criticize anyways
>>547451792If you used a non-meta uma to win CM then you're literally a whale cause you have the resources to spend on non-meta stuff
who are the good horses next CM
>>547450946don't remember but sounds about right
>>547451886seiun skysmarusuzuka oonige
>>547451483golds mattering has long been retardation. Winning is what matters first. So, good golds.
>>547451865>if you have meta umas, you're a whale>if you made a counter-meta uma, you're a whalePerfect example
>>547451886Goldship, anyone who can go endcloser
Is Cooldown (the one that restores stam when you run out) good now? Did they change it to activate at 30% instead of 0?
>>547451886taishin is S tier
>>547452216Cooldown is the long BOFAyou are thinking of extra tank/adrenaline rush
>3rd medium spark todayAIIIEEEE FUCK YOU GOLDSHIT
>>547452216yes
Do you even need a second rec? The track is shorter than gemini
>>547452347no but only if you don't skimp on stamina
>>547452241you guys say this about Taishin every CM
>>547452347it is still 3000m
bros.. images...
I built Taishin in CM2 and she jobbed, never again.
>>547452403It's true this time trust me
I build Taishin every CM and she jobs every CM and I will keep building Taishin every CM.
I will make a full BNW team for CM6
I will make a full BBW team for CM6
I hate Taishin
Teio webm
>>547452403taishin is strong in this CM, but requires more effort. she needs alot of mid race skill to work, unlike goldship which literally has her unique as midrace skill. her unique triggers at 7th place and it will trigger before the last leg startstaishin is still strong next CM, because it is the same kyoto long track as the Gemini just 200m less. still the same problem as above to train but harder because she needs midrace skill on top of 2 additional gold heals. Goldship will leave taishin and mayano to the bottom when her unique triggers, while taishin's unique can only trigger in the last spurt of the kyoto track
>>547452775ohh fuck they can't even fit in the starting gate anon no...
Spurt is good in cm6, please build Taishin.
horse ASMR
Next CM is going to be the first CM since I got her that I won’t even be trying to make a Falco. I don’t even know if it is possible with the highest of rolls.
>>547452775Which umas would fit this team?
umm...
>general can't spam porn anymore>now anons have to discuss the game>slows down to a crawlamazing
What if I made a team of super creek, tachyon, and cleric grass? Recoveries up the ass
>>547452910I'm a Falco believer too and I haven't made up my mind about cm6 yet, getting her into longs is just a terrible endeavor. Needing two statue events in one run just to double A is getting into the painful realm.
>>547453128a!
>>547452282Is Extra Tank/ Adrenaline rush usable now?
dahby....
>>547453181Yes
>>547453181it works nowbefore it was 100% unusablenow it is a gold recov that can pop a bit too late but is still a gold recov
>>547452919super creek akebono hishi miracle
Quick reminder that if you keep acting dense with your uma she will end up raping you
>>547453158Best of luck if you go through with it. I think I will just make a wedding/Mayano or a Bourbon and a Seiun since I need a parent anyway. Golshi can round out the team.
>>547453163pyoi!
>>547453301My uma wouldn't do that, she's a good trainee
>>547453163ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma!
>>547453301I like complaining about the lack of a girlfriend in front of my trainee
I CAN'T POST IMAGES FUCCKKK
>>547453223Honestly this is a really good point
>there are cm7 lobbies now
>>547453140Umazing! even
MINASANLETS ENJOY
>barenakedfillyumanko.png
Long CM is the CM to save your sanity by giving in to Goldship and preparing for the next CM
ᗜˬᗜ as in peak
>>547453301I like asking my trainee if she has any plans for the future, her career only lasts 3 years after all
You guys are fucking retarded.
You guys are fucking brilliant
I can't believe anon baked without telling us!
>>547453826>>547453826>>547453826
haishin juvenile fillies
>>547452282Isn't BOFA good now after they changed the timing?
