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the goat
I HATE Long CMs
I LOVE Long CMs
DOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>next CM is medium with rainthat is gonna be fucking hell too
long races are about training stamina and guts
>>547490484Well, seeing you didnt spark Long its kinda a moot point, no?I used this McQueen as borrow if anyone needs a good spurter for a long Golshi.
When are we getting a Dirt CM?
>>547490980>paypig CMMany,many months away
>>547491067everything is paypig with you fags, I gotta start filtering the word
>>547490980Capricorn around feb
>>547490980Around 5 months from now
>>547491148oh wait never mind it's the one after capricorn
>>547491148Capricorn is Winter Soft Sprint, no? I vividly remember someone posting it.
paypìg
>>547491369yuh it's the one after it I misremembered, it's aquarius
Bignig Suzuka is kinda GOATED this CM, why were there a bunch of gaslights about how 2 bignig suzukas need like 1200+ stamina?Mine seemed to run fine even with another.
What the fuck is this Special Needs? Watch me not get a single S aptitude
Digitan is my (2nd) oshi!
>>547490572wrong
Digitan LOVE
>>547491619>6 wins
>>547491619They think every single racer should be built to survive any situation, not taking into account how much you need to sacrifice for that. Position keep and dueling doesn't even happen every race, but when they do, even 1.1k stamina and gold recovery won't be enough. But say you built enough stamina, now you'll never win a single race because your shitty all-rounder gets gapped by uma's built to win
I just got whipped by this end closer Mayano
>>547491619buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
waow
>>547491473I don't know what's so wrong with being healed by your childhood friend.
>>547492024Just highroll bro
The Kitasan banner can't come soon enoughI'm tired of my deck being bricked because of that stupid card being so retardedly OP
>>547492024>everyone who's better than me is a whale>t. retarded nigger who doesn't play the game
this banner seems real good, looks like it's gonna be in april next year
>>547491140Dumbass.Name me dirt umas people can run, if they didnt meme pull exotics.
is this an okay gold ship
>>547492350>no distance apptitudeBack to the mines with ya. You also overshot the stamina by 100 plus.
BAKUSHIN LEGS ARE SO MEATYSPRINTER RUDE LEGSI WANT TO FUCK BAKUSHIN LEGSAASSSDDGGFHFJGKDJDHKDJF
>>547492507not my fault since power training gives stam and she gets lots of stam on her own
>>547492528
>>547492350>825 Stamina
>>547492528uogh
>>547491067? It's mile, the most poor friendly distance.
He was right
>>547492574You shouldnt be using power cards in the first place.
>>547491067Next cm is the paypig one. 1200/1000/1200/600/900 is looking very likely
>>547492317you have to be really bad to not get anyHaru and Condor are guaranteed, you have this Digitan banner and a while ago a Taiki banner, and even with F aptitude if you get dirt sparks by finding a good borrow you can get to B, A, or even S Dirt so there's a few options
mating songhttps://youtu.be/0pyXQsL-hnA
people rarely note bakushin body
>>547492317UraraPasaOguriTaikiDigital>sparksMaruzenksyMayanoGold CityTM Opera O
>In English the phrase "dark horse" refers to a competitor or element that was previously unknown or thought to be non-threatening>In Japan it was thought for a long time that white horses weren't able to compete funny how that works
>>547492507Which is better, a shit 1 blue spark uma, but with 3 aptitude, or a 9* blue one, but with bad aptitude?
>>547492317PasaUraraMaruOguriTaikiDigitan
>>547492903that's' offmodel though
this bread lacks vodkalet's fix thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejtjSxlOblA
https://x.com/mican63814172/status/1992158115807268953
We're not doing grown up things Mayano
>>547492710Turf mile, not dirt mile.>>547492857You just named two umas. Oguri and Smaru makes four, Taiki makes five. Now name how many umas can run turf mile.>>547493002>two free umas, rest are 3 starsExacly>>547492967Depends on the grandparents. Aoharu does let you have shittier sparks for distance aptitudes if youre willing to grind a good run.
>>547492845>no bush
>>547492805and then he proceeded to larp as F2P until he lost everything and started whaling
>>547493165you fucking retard, Oguri and Taiki were literally free at the start of the game you could have chosen any of them, are you fucking retarded?
>>547492810i'll overcap on speed then while going for high power since wit gives speed and speed gives lots of speed
>>547493212Not to mention he underperformed Falco for CM3 and Wit Natie SSR then whaled them himself
You really are a boring nigger
>>547493165>Aoharu does let you have shittier sparks for distance To rephrase it, shittier blue sparks are okay if you got good pinks.>>547493243One of them, yes. An Oguri fiesta for sure. Both of them? Unlikely. You werent the idiot who started the account on pre-release for the second selector and got Kita cucked i hope?
fluff
Should I use wit cards for the next CM? Are they bad for long races or something?
>>547493424Spe would never say this. Fuck you nigger.
I bakushit my pants
>>547493449okay? you can get one of them and then you have literally a perfectly fine team for Dirt CM, Oguri is good, Pasa is good, Urara is whatever but you must literally just not play the game if you don't have other 3* umas like Maru or someone else, stop saying everything is "paypig" when you don't even put any effort into the game yourself
For me, it's left.
>>547492903I will obtain sports festival bakushin on my phone and immediately lick the screen once the animation plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ECObyIaX8
mambo
No...
>>547493556You can try to run Fuku. Long is putting alot of pressure on stats so wit usually ends up cut out. You still need around 400 wit at least though.>>547493605Oguri and Pasa will not win you any finals vs people who paid to pull any other dirt umas. And anyone who didnt play for ages is simply shit out of luck.
>>547492903so that's where kitasan's pits come from
I rolled on a lot of banners without saving and got lucky with uma, am I a paypig?
>>547493798>Oguri will not win you any finals lmaoyou're so fucking retarded, no point in talking
Why do all mood up events happen once I get to Great mood, wtf
>>547493882just retarded
>>547493882Your supports bwo
>>547493798>oguri will not winoguri wins everything
thank you support ticket i got from my akebono clovers. very nice
>>547493976To keep the great times rolling friend!
>>547493976Why do mood down events only happen after I get a mood up event
>>547494059Yeppers???
>>547494008>>547493892Not when you run multiple fronts in mile. Then Oguri wins shit.
I am f2p and this is my uma collection.I just don't roll for cards at all. So it's possible to get many. Had some pretty good luck too with dupes (I only rolled on four uma banners). Still have my uma selector.
>>547493798>he thinks the ideal idol wont win any dirt cms
>>547493979That's what I like to hear>>547493990I'm barely going to make it for kitasan
>>547494074>want to roll for digitan>but also for x oguri>mambo too>and for kita>for dia tooAaaa....
>>547494179Based uma enjoyer
God thank god that's over.
>>547494179Based, this is the way
>>547494302Good luck on kita pulls my man. Pulling only umas, that takes some dedication.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D-rIsSceaHMSo is Pearl actually a goofy retard?
>doesn't reroll for kitasan>whines about paypiggies having all the umas and cards>has to waste TWO sparks to get a meta speed card 4 months latekek. retards do be retards
>>547494589>you can actually run all loli uma aces on TTactually kind of tempting...
>no rainbowsthanks
Kuuuuyaaashiiiiiiiii
how many days until manhattan cafe?
Long CM's are so fucking aids. How are you supposed to compete with 1200/1200/1200 oinkers? And I heard this game gets higher caps down the road which means low to moderate spenders will get even less competitive against the oinkers. Is PVP in this game doomed?
>>547494669idk anon, is she?https://youtu.be/uDu4koYDrt8?si=UoKbBqcpV4FQpTyP
>>547494285I'd like to cuddle this creature
Today is round 2, you're queueing right away instead of waiting for whales to go away, right?
lmao I know it's a meme build but that was ESPECIALLY terrible
>>54749472715 days until Manhattan Cafe!
>>547494779just wait for witgod to drop the whale killer strat
>get two 1/5 rounds in a row>decide to remake & replace an ace mid-CM for the first time ever>instantly rewarded with a 4/5 roundso this is the power of being unfaithful and not dancing with the one that brought you...
>>547494595Wanna know the best part?I couldn't reach spark on the banners I wanted and got spooked by others only to get spooked by umas I wanted on banners I threw my tickets at
>>547494826Waiting for whales to pass is a gaslight because whales can consistently get 5 wins, so they'll be playing more for the carats, while bad players will queue immediately, die, and not go back. You should queue immediately.
>>547494864I'm not ready, I'm going to miss her...
>>547494836My URA guts Daiwa from September has stats like that and won against multiple S+ SMarus, I swear Guts is actually broken.
>>547494864>long CM specialist>can ONLY do long courses>loses by a landslide to goldship in long racesI gotta say early uma design was uh, not good from a gameplay perspective
>>547494826I'm tired so I'll do round 2 when I wake up tomorrow.
>>547494864You WILL pull the Lovecraftian uma.
>>547494669>>547494806Maybe I should roll for the hairiest umanko of them alll...
>>547495104>kittyThat's a horse
>>547492845canon sex with King
>>547494826I always do my free turn right away then do the rest later
debuffers for long CM or no
>>547494779> Play progress based game with pvp> Given 4 months and enough resources to roll a grand total of 3 SSR cards from 2 banners> AHHH IT CAN'T BE DONEThe fuck have you been spending your carats on?
>>547495049Does cafe really suck? :(
>>547491624>had an umazing 1st year>completely jobs the 2nd and 3rd yearYou had one fucking job
https://files.catbox.moe/pn0072.jpg
>>547492845i see it
>>547495217Wouldn't recommend, it's easier to hit the stamina requirements, if you want to cheat use goldship.
>>547495291typical curren chang activities
Spe just failed 3 sub 15% trainings in a row. Should I glue glue her on the spot or play it out?
>>547493058Its a kid's game
>>547495221>just beat paypigs by..... being lucky!now show your paid carat amount
>>547490672RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She thinks she is so cool. I concur.
She's better than Kitasan BLACKED.
>>547495104nice feet
>>547495532
>>547495291stop doxxing me and Curren
Holy fuck. I rewatched the new Seriru video. No one pointed out how this motherfucker used a low roll Straight Descent so he can speed carryover with THH. That's genius.
>>547495498> Play gambling game> But what if I'm unlucky!?Are you retarded?I did 400 rolls on Kita and 400 on Riko/Rice. And they even gave you a stone.
How many recovery skills do I need? Am I fine with 2?
>>547495470Why is she not biting the carrot?
>>547495470That flabby belly is so cute I want to bite it
>>547495609I'm gonna pull for her og skin even though the unique is mind-bending levels of dogshit. She's just too cool
>>547495723Just ignore >>547495498He's an impulsive newfaggot who has never played a gacha game before
>>5474957251000 speed and 2 recoveries was fine for CM2 which had rooms filled with double debuffers, this track is 200m shorter so the same setup should work.
>>547495609The coolest.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s
>>547495714mmmmmmmmnyo
>>5474957251 is enough but you want 2 as insurance.
>>547495727its a kid's game>>547495772
>>547495716 (me)
I figured it out AHAHAAHAAAHA I figured it out Libra Platinum is MINE AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>547492317Just borrow dirt 9* parent duh
>>547495221 For every mega lucky guy there's a mega unlucky guy who has 20+ different SSR cards at 0-1LB.
>still no bush
>>547495470I'm pretty sure that won't hold her any longer
bush is bad retard
>>547493556Using wit cards for longs is rough because you need so many stats already>Speed (obv)>Stam at least 900 even with gold recoveries>High power so you don't get left in the dust or die when going uphillsAnd for umas with no speed bonus you'll have to use 3 speed cards and then stam cards / Rice to cover the other stats
Not very first-rate of you to be posting like that on a blue board, anon-san
Nothing to make you feel like you're not wasting your time like missing s aptitude for 6 runs in a row.
>>547496037>ring based
Are Early Lead and Focus the only non-greens that trigger Groundwork?
How do you win the Kikuka Sho on Ryan's career? I bought all the yellows I could at the time, had 600/450/600 stat line and I still get 3rd. Is it just impossible?
Is my Taishin going to die?
>>547496037
got fast learner so she's loaded with skills, unfortunately couldn't cap speed (was running 2 spd cards only), I hope it's not a deal-breaker
>>547496087
>>547496401>Kikuka Sho600 stam, you're going to use the clock sometimes
how do i make a good suzuka for mile TT
>>547496252The trick is to stop caring about S aptitude unless you're already capped on speed + have all the hints you want
>>547496447With Mile S she is faster than 1200 speed Mile A umas, which are plentiful. She's fine.
>>547496447that's a good TT uma too
>>547496413>sleeping lionyes. i still don't have a better option for a third uma than a shitty urara debuffer.
>>547496447my 1200 Mile A shitters are winning, you'll be okay
> Uma Stan is the new hotnes bro!> 160 points for 3 seconds 0.15 speedCorner/straight skills remain king
which spe
>>547496506I'm trying to improve my current cm aces.
>>547495786No, don’t tell me that. I may have to fully embrace oshigaming later.
>>547496634neither cause pace is fucked
>>547496447my Digitan looks like this and has a 33% win rate, you are fine
>>547496634Right, less power but you will be carried by in body and mind.
>>547496634>using special education
>wins hopeless stakesI guess she really is first rate huh
>>547496320Two positioning skills but they trigger second later
https://youtu.be/t5lgtmKXaXMOUR HEROES and S3 cast
>>547496469My comrade! At least I don't have Air Shakur yet.
Question for anons versed in future metaWhy do most guides insist on using the voucher on Creek over FM?As far as mileage goes, don't you only bring Creek for long and MAYBE medium? Whereas FM is usable for every distance but Long. And even if she gets powercrept at some point, don't you normally bring more than 1 wit card? So why is it creek, creek, always creek?
teiorage poster herei have reflected upon myself and realized that buhiposting is extremely petty of me and contributes nothing to the game and this generali should not impose my grievances from misfortune and unluckiness on othersjust do what you want
>>547496087More like a few hundreds or thousands of unlucky guys
>>5474971251984
>>547497125I'm going to buy the big carrot pack
>>547497125This smells like you paypigged
>>547497125Thanks, bro. Now I can finally post my deck without being judged.
>>547497125this dude definitely just spent money on the game...
Say something nice about this horsepedigree is Haru Urara X Sunday Silence
>>547496763>>547496856right has already gotten results. My block suzuka is a springboard for spe or doto if she doesn't win.>>547496808>but you will be carried by in body and mind.idk about that bwo...
>10 Long stars>double circle affinity>never, ever rolls in inspirationWhen the fuck are they buffing this shit tier mechanic like JP has where you get like 30 sparks.
They're making fun of me again
>>547497106Can cope with something else if you don't have Fine Motion. Creek is irreplaceable because Maestro is the best recovery in the game (or more like most recoveries are just bad).
>>547497306he has a penis on his head
>>547497125teio wouldn't say this
>>547496890This is why Late is the goat running style
>>547497306Nice name
>>547497106FM is usable on long too.
>>547497312It can proc at the start of the hill, so you will bypass the powercheck there.
>>547497125my hero sold out
>>547497106Guides are generic. If you are building front runners, you want FM even in longs. If you are not building front runners, you probably want Creek.
>>547497125>he swipedYou better get the Digitan bro
is mlb rare riko in any way better than ssr 0lb riko? I used the comparison tool and it seems like the ssr is still better. maybe mlb rare gives more stats due to event effectiveness?
>>547496734She has to be running medium distance on Tokyo SPECIFICALLY to get the full effects, which really sucks. It's just a target speed + recovery ult as wellHer new years skin has an actually good ult (huge speed buff if you're running her normal, huge stam recovery if you're running her as oonige), so if you pull for both you can run the new years version (good functionality) with the og skin (looks sick as hell)
>>547497125no don't worry, such posts is exactly what I expect from Teiofans
>>547497694slightly more event stats as mentioned but TE is a big one, I have 0lb ssr too and it feels bad in comparison because of less extra stats on a training
So you're saying we need an innate recovery and head-on for libra pace chasers...
I am still struggling to hit over 1k speed with my deck. I usually borrow mlb SSR Riko. Thinking about dropping the Amazon for my 1lb R Riko and borrowing a mlb Kitasan. I am rather new so probably is just skill issue but I really want to hit 1.2k speed just once
Grinding parents is actually cancer, how the fuck do people do this shit, does this become less cancerous fucking ever?
>>547497794Just use Raisu
>>547497106you can 'replace' FM with other generic wit cards, you can't replace Creek's maestro
This Saturday hasn't been very marvelous...
Should I run a 3rd late?
>>547497125can you still make funny rage posts or was the secret behind them an actual genuine hatred that you have now lost?
>>547497895my super sexy emperor wife luna!
Does anyone have a gaslight doc for next cm?I never see it get posted, this is for the current one (It's really bad)
>>547497835You NEED Kitasan, this card is literally the staple to hit 1k speed+, dump everything you have on the rerun soon
>>547497125>swiping your adult card to winFaggot.
>>547497694MLB Riko is better if you prefer Training Effectiveness over Rushing Gale
>>547497984>(It's really bad)Hmmmmm why do you keep asking for these gaslight guides if they're so bad then? hmmmm
Good time to queue
>>547497694This says they have the same event effectiveness. You'll probably get 1 more training in with SSR Riko than with R Riko but if that 1 extra training sucks then the TE from R Riko would win out.
I do not like Daiwa. Every time I go for her career it's a low roll and she's just not as cool as vodkaExtremely nice rack and twintail combo tho
>>547497984>It's really badBut that's the exact meta though?
>>547497995Is the 1lb R Riko good enough?
>>547497835On what distance?
>>547497984Nope. I do have the real chart for current CM.Based on some practice matches best runners seem to be SMaru, Goldshi, Taishin, maybe McQueen
>>547497403>Creek is irreplaceable because Maestro is the best recovery in the game (or more like most recoveries are just bad).That's not even true because the early balance changes fixed most of bad ones. IIRC Cooldown and BofA are the only unusable ones left because they can still trigger right out the gate or as an exhausted uma crosses the finish line. Even if it were true, Rice Power also gives Maestro and a lot of people have more copies of her because the free pulls cut her spark price in half.
>>547498224I'm currently doing runs with Special Week cause I just got her earlier today and she is my only 3*
>>547497895Who wore it better?
>>547498414I want Sirius NOW Cygames
>>547497843I spent over 20 careers training Raisu for Virgo only to end up with a zero winrate on her, i don't really want to go back
>>547498214It's bad but if it lets you get MLB Kita you just have to make due. I'm also stuck with 1LB R Riko and borrowing Kita often results in better runs.
>>547498241>[Fraud]>STILL THE BEST 1975umao
>>547497979>>547498414Answer me
>>547498536post your rice
>>547498561Alright I'll give it a couple runs and see how it goes. When is the Kitasan banner?
>545000 fans>1 white sparkI need to kill this game.
Is it bad to constantly think about raping your uma while you're doing your campaign? Like imagining how easy it would be to have your way with Rice Shower after luring her somewhere quiet after some major wins...
>>547498605I have never seen a Suzuka win a single race. I have seen Summer Maru win plenty. Th e only thing a Suzuka can do is catapult your Taiki Shuttles to victory or block Summer Maruzensky if you max her Power and Speed, allowing her to die right as Angling and Scheming passes by.
>>547497125How much did you swipe. I need to know.
Post that image that you have
>>547498605
you should be able to whip your uma a set number of times during career like they do in races irl
>>547497125mein fuhrer... the war is lost...
>>547498991ryan... big...
>>547498365She's 0% speed growth it's going to be tough without Kitasan so borrow her. You can also use Narita Brian card if you have club points +2 speed is kinda OP.
>>547498241I have not seen a single mcqueen run in 40 matches
>>547497839The only ones grinding parents are using the bot. Most people just train aces and use w/e they have
>>547498241buy an ad you disgusting freak
>>547498660in a month-ish
>>547498864I've seen Maru win ONCE, and that one time accounts for half of the times my Suzuka got overtaken.And I see a lot of Fronts for some reason, like 3-4 on average.The issue is that despite having similar winrate to my other runners, those took 1 run each, meanwhile I've spent like 20 borrows on Suzuka and she's still shit.
>>547497125i cant believe i have to use this pic against you teiofag... you were... you were supposed to be better than this
>>547498913something about neicha makes me feel really sad inside. no other uma causes this feeling. not really sure what causes it, i actually really like her and her career, but everytime i do it (especially around the end) i get this melancholy
>>547498913
>>547497416rude>>547497464thanks, I think his career is very interesting. He won his first graded race as a senior and then started contending with the top horses, like Orfevre, Gentildonna, Lord Kanaloa and Gold ship, His first G1 win came in the Hong Kong Cup. All this reminds me of Stay Gold's career to a degree
>>547498536it's easier to train her for libra
>>547498864Oh and no, in case you though I'm saying that Suzu isn't a fraud and Maru/Seiun aren't objectively better, no, I just think that picture is funny.
>>547499094I'm talking about the long CM lobbies, not current CM.
>>547497125>he swiped
>KSB sweep halo>only one of them have speed bonuswait is this why i can't cap shit on zero speed growth umas
>>547497125You were never one of us.
>>547499278its the feeling of not having a neicha gf/wife
>>547499495this is why I swapped my Halo to my Bakushin
>>547499416
>>547499495no, it's because you never have more than one of them on speed at a time
>>547498635These two are the best I managed
I usually roll with the first 2* stamina/power and most whitesI usually only get 3* speed anyway
Should I even bother trying to build non vodka or grass late surger aces if I can't use SSR NN for OYL or Oguri for FF? Not sure if a surger can be competitive without those two.
>>547499086I only just got her from the Story at 0lb. Doubt I will get enough points to uncap her any time soon.>>547499242I got 5.1k saved up atm. 30k is needed to guarantee a copy from the exchange, right? Not sure if I can get that much but will try
>>547499672>witlet>shit skillsRight really was close to greatness.
>>547498996Ahem... PIGGY OINK OINK SQUEEEE
>>547499278YOU ARE LONGING FOR THE PLAIN, ORDINARY, BORING LIFE WITH A NEICHA GFJUST LIKE ME
>>547499637
>>547499692This was for >>547497839
>>547499672How did you manage such a high wit for the left one?
What's the next good banner that isn't Kitasan? I lucked out on mlbing her the first time around
>failed normalfags posting for others amusement again
I somehow can't get 1k speed and Stam on Mayano top gun using Unity Cup.
>>547499809you're not ready to take over the mantle of teioposter
>>547499856
>>547498241>>547497984Where Pasa (OG)
>>547498913have a gif instead
>>547499268If Suzuka is in a race the odds of a front runner winning that race is extremely small and the odds of a Taiki Shuttle pacing the Runaway to win is very high.My team comp is Summer Maru/Taiki Shuttle/Vodka and my win spread between them is like 5% Maru 60% Taiki Shuttle 35% Vodka.
post the phonecall
>>547499901just regular 2 speed 3 wit and riko, the run was kinda high-rolly in general but no mile s
>>547500003This place is a prison
I'M RETARDED
>>547497125my hero has fallen
>>547497919he let go of his hatred and now he'll never win the demon world tournament
>>547500056
>>547500117how'd you get this pic of me
I love racing against King
>>547497839stat creep goes through the roof next scenario so it becomes gradually easier to get good blues, but you'll be trying to farn good pinks and infinite whites forever
>>547498996I don't really get how my maru is performing so shit compared to others. It's not really that different from yours, is it?
>>547500340
>>547499242How good is El card, I have 3 copies
>>547500524Power>Wit bwo
>>547500524your seiun sky should be winning a lot more if you had groundwork
>>547500650MLB is alright, not as good as vodka but still nice
>>547500650one of the best general purpose power cards for a year or so
>>547497125>Teio is meta next CM>this postWHAT DOES THIS MEAN AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>547493564She wouldn't call you boring, but she would absolutely call you a nigger.
I feel like there's a lot more to Late Starts than simply 'starting late'If you late start hard enough you will STAY where you are, with no attempts to move up or adjust position during the midrace, with no blocking or anything else hampering movementLike there's a behavior flag that turns off or something
>>547500693I feel like the difference shouldn't be that great though>>547500701Yeah I'm still doing Sei careers today and probably tomorrow.
Is smart falcon a for (You) uma
>>547499760My digitan has been doing ok with just both white acceleration whites but they could be demolishing with at least one gold or if I wasn't retarded and just building her end with spurtt. kitalet
Ten trillion careers with Mayano, Taiki, Vodka and Daiwa before Virgo; not a single usable parent. Not even a single 2*ANY BLUE + 2*mile horse.My team trial team has only 2 sprinters, so I finally made Air Groove into one, since I'm not using her elsewhere. I've done maybe 3-5 careers with her total. Of course I didn't run in any races, I was just making a quick filler ace.Are you fucking kidding me
>>547500591The oguri did scare me at the end
>>547497125Show me your carat history right now
>>547500827you have to pass all those wit checks to overtake people
>>547500276
>>547499760If you like them, go aheadThey shouldn't do too bad unless you're trying to force something dumb like late scarlet
I already have LB4 Kita.What should I use my ticket for?
>>547500951Why are you grinding for TT parents?
>>547500896she wants to but isn't
That's it, I'm doing a Teio run.
>>547500524Main difference is ~100 pow and Turf S. Pow is more important the shorter the track. There's the hidden 5% speed boost every 300 pow in this track in theory too
>>547500896take a look at her onsen scene and decide for yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDix7lYpklc
>>547500986At the beginning, visually, my pace Scarlet was as far back as Taiki out the gates, but Taiki was the only one labeled Late StartScarlet went back up with the pacers and Taiki stayed all the way back
Please stop with the Natie propaganda
>>547500693Not true, this has 90% winrate and around 60-70 solo ace
>>547501398
>>547495951I hate track autism
your favorite has lame default pose
>>547500827You only have a ~30% chance at max wit to enter pace up mode every 2 seconds and need to hit the check again every ~4 seconds. If you haven't caught up by the time position keep ends (40% into the race) then you're permafucked too.
>>547500887The guy has like 280 more Power than you. 300 Power is equivalent to what you get from Angling. The guy could miss Angling and beat you
>>547501042
>>547500650xoguri upgrade part
>>547501404>screen overlayreally nigga
>>547501631>300 Power is equivalent to what you get from Angling.Angling definitely gives way more.
>>547501283DIE you fat boy fuck! *throws you into pool*
>>547501175I said my team trial had 1 empty spot and I did 1 (uno) career to fill the spot. I wasn't making a parent.
>>547501404Seiun unique is way stronger on Seiun than the inherited version Maru gets so you can get away with lower power on Seiun. Also he is against Round 1 shitters>>5475017712nd Maru has 1100 Power and no Angling and they are almost tied
>>547499760Be yourself.I feel like I shouldn't run 3 gamblers, Vodka isn't winning shit. Who should I replace her with? Turf S Rice or Mile A Smaru
>>547501502I was staring and imagining respectfully
>>547501298one line of sincere longing and then it's back to fuck you umadol mode?lmao TRASH
>>547501631>>547501771
Finally got my lazy ass to finish the 20th career, what do I get with the card voucher at this pointis a single Kitasan even worth it
>>547498561Worked well enough and got the 1.2k first try. Going to try and replace the Flash with Suzuka
>>547501962Gotta wait till she retires from being an umadol
>>547501940I ran an accelless Oguri with 1200 power last CM and she couldn't win even against 600 power accel users.
Rainbows hated me but somehow managedDo I get No Stopping Me or Homestretch + Outer Swell?NOT PICTURED: SLIPSTREAM AND PLAYTIME'S OVER, ALSO HAVE THEM
Miss speed cap by 3 or miss 600 stamina by 20?
>>547501960
>>547501840i want to bite this creature
is it worth using my SR crystal for Matikanefukukitaru -> 3/4? Also is late surger Ope good?
>>547502075Multiple accels or just 1 accel?
Whats the URL to the new simulator that actually has the changes in it?
>>547502225If you already have Tosho or King Halo at MLB, sure.
Are the gold versions of Ramp Up etc worth it?
Does my fatty ever become meta in the future or are we doomed to be second rate?
>>547502295My other ace only had one and she was beating her.
>>547502395Seems many horses are doomed to be second rate while others just get top tiers outta the ass.
>>547502395Oshi gaming is very viable after the big patch. Anything can work.
Is Early Start any good? I have never seen it get used by anyone, but I've also never seen it in a career until now.
I'm not going to farm Spurt, I'm just gonna luckshit with Sweep SSR
Failed a 2% training during summer camp twice in a row on my 7th run without mile s.
>>547500524>>547498996Front comparison,huhLets see...50 percent on Suzuka, 27 on smaru.
I can't fucking wait for MANT. I love watching the races and cheering for my honse.
>>547502603> 180 skill points for 5% speed boost over 4 secondsIt's ass
>>547502395if Final Corner is in mid-race she's viableif Final Corner is in 1st half of late-late she's badif Final Corner is deep deep away in late-race she's good again
>>547502447Maybe it was a Stam issue or accels provided more value on the other track, the numbers change a bit if I change distances. Power is also important for Fronts to get an early lead so I guess the Power diff is making the first Maru miss out on activating Angling in the sim?
>>547500827My Taiki has had some awful late starts, like down to around 6th or 7th, but then she's usually able to pull herself back up to 3rd by mid race thanks to high wit and pace chaser savvy
Hey, divegrass manager here. It's not divegrass, but we're playing some luckswing in pawapros soon. If you're interested, get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>547500827
why does acceleration do nothing midrace?. what happens if you accelerate too late in the race?
How the fuck people gets so much speed wit and pow?i try but i don't understand
>>547502128nsm
>>547502934sure, why not
>>547500827lol yeah you might be right, i think i had a race where an ooniger suzuka late-started and just sat in last
>>547503072Thanks, according to the gaslight sim Grass CAN die even with great mood but I'll keep doing runs anyway to cap power
>>547502993because at midrace you're already at max speed most of the time
>>547502934I didn't know there's /vg/ koshien
>>547502604the real luckshit is to get it from a random member that joins
>>547502993accel doesnt raise target speed otherwise you would take every accel skill no matter what
>>547495049Oh no how could I possibly fix her medium B aptitude? I'm sure there is no way we can do that!
>>547502993>why does acceleration do nothing midraceBecause for the first half you're in pace chase so your umas already stay at/near their max speed>what happens if you accelerate too lateNothing, you just won't get anything out of it since you're already at max speed.
>>547502997For mile its simple, you get power from inherits and gamble on wit. 2 speed cards for speed aptitude umas, 3 speeds for no aptitudes.
>>547502997Good cards, good parents, good growth rates, good luck.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the guy with the 3*Stam/3*Long/3* Spurt Rudolf quit well at least there's no odds of it ever changing
I've done parent runs for the last few days with the same uma and grandparents and I can't stop getting 1* guts + 2 white sparks every time. Just fucking kill me man
>danchou raised the quota by 20m at the tail end of the monththat's it, no more under-the-desk service from me
>>547503265To add on myself here, for anons that want to start grinding longs, unless youre a whale,its hard to cap out.My wit is horrible on a highroll. Tazuna is there because Taishin, you can flex that spot.
>>547502934>divegrass manager hereThe indo one?
>>547503251is the perfect time for accel right before the last spurt?
reminder that this track has both power and wit thresholds
>>547502704Nonige Suzuka is pretty decent
>>547502395mcqueen's tits aren't that big
>>547501907But you just made a parent... why did you make a parent if you're not grinding for TT parents?
>all 3 runners have 800+ WIT>0 skills procc'd before late raceHow in the fuck?
>>547503685snuggle sex with heliosmarriage with palmersuper sex with city and espo
>Granddaughter of Opera O and Digitan just stole 2014 Tenno Sho (spring) win from Gold Ship while being the 5th favourite (this is her 1st G1)waow
>>547503739They're combined, not separate. You can't do 1200 power 1200 wit and get 40% speed.
I can't max both speed and stam for libra...
When is Tracen going to address the multiple rape accusations they get every year and why is there such a massive turnover in trainers?
>>547500827I had a Laisu late start, it sucked but I understood why she was in 8th for that race. Know who was in 9th? MY TAIKI WHO DIDN'T LATE START WHO ALSO HAS ~200 MORE WIT THAN MY LAISU. Must have also been a late start, but not a big enough number to trigger the notification, who knows. Bless my Vodka's heart for carrying that particular race, but it was weird to see. I don't discount it happening again during round 2 and especially finals
>>547503854in english doc
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137778295
>>547504016>inb4 [Deleted]
>>547503769Nonige Suzuka is basically a Smaru but instead of needing a recovery, she HAS to be first.Also,if you run fronts, GET SPEED EATERS. Speed eater is absolutely busted for what it gives you.>15 speed>-15 speed for FIVE enemy umas (aka everyone) behind you
>>547503565Consider it a blessing, I was going to make sure I would be the only one to do that anyway
>>547501502SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>1000 power>Pump>Encroaching Shadow>Red-Shift>3rdThis bitch is cursed. When will they fix her?
>>547499672what's your deck and inheritance on the right? i haven't been able to get a good rice at all.
>>547504112
Convince me not to spend the rainbow gem for Fine Motion ( I still have the selector ticket)
>>547504109I want to give Curren my semen every day
>>547504069
>>547504016>why is there such a massive turnover in trainers?Most of them get stuck with umas like this.
Post cute honses
>>547501350Because there is no FrontrunnerDaiwa becomes a Pacemakereveryone has to wait for her to lead againTaiki has to get up there on her ownwhich is basically impossible after early-race because Late/End horse are faster in mid-race
>>547504256do it and brick your account, idgaf
>>547504256...you're meant to spend it on fine motion, that's the correct option
>>547502509Yeah that does seem the case when some literal whos like Aston Machan get insane SS tier kits>>547502790Her ult has no accel, so is not like it's amazing anyway>>547503773They will be after I get her pregnant
>>547504068better?
>>547504256
>>547504113>pump goes off>NSM activates>unique animation>slipstream>rushing gale>goes from 6th to 7th>finishes 8th
> Been training goldshis for next CM with pumping iron> Just now figuring out that it's absolutely useless on Goldshi
>>547504316>+5kga small price to pay for a super cute boy GF...
>>547504409NOgive me the english patch
Didn't realize how small biko is
>>547504425This banner seems really really really good, I'm still torn between rolling on this or the speed Fuku
>>547502604>Hishiama is one of the random team members you get in career>Her Unity training gives me SpurtIt's funny how odds can be in your favor.
>>547504462haha yeah it's useless
>>547497839It's meant to be botted. Nobody does that by hand (I hope so).
>>547503728Yes, usually you need accel skills that trigger in final leg/last spurt. It's especially important for short/mile races.
>>547504409>google translationNo, that's awful.
who /B/ heremy gamblers lost so hard these 2 days lmao
surely you guys aren't queueing at reset at peak whale hours right haha
>>547504613making a new ace because pace sucks but should be good after
>>547504649>who /B/ herecasuals are that-a-way>>>/v/
what do the lines mean on the compass during a race
>>547504592how do you bot it
>>547504665the only 4 win of my career is from reset hours
>>547504487lol
>>547504360>Her ult has no accel, so is not like it's amazing anywayis Golshi ult bad?
>Two dozen parent runs in>Here's your uma stan spark bwoBack to the mines...
>>547497125
>>547504613>How are (You) feeling about round 2?
>>547504425> Jul, 2026By that point, Unity cup would be supplanted by MANT.
>>547502603I like it, it helps my hishiama move up midrace kind of like golshiIt helps to also have some other mid race velocity skills and end closer savvy with it
>>547504717Don't be a cunt to our brothers in arms bwo, you will bring poor pulls upon us
I really fucking need that Wit NN, man.
>>547504935do you think FM is only good for unity cup
should we queue right away, /uma/?
>>547504613I'm going to die
ITS ALMOST TIME THE ROUND A MASSACRE YOU WILL ONLY BE MATCHED AGAINST S+ WHALES WITH S MILE S TURF AND FAST LEARNER UMA THAT HAVE 2K+ POINTS OF SKILLS
>>547504747https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server
>>547505013I shanthave fun
>>547504935Yes and? FM is great overall and MANT is all shit cards + race bonus.
>>547504813Most normal cafe poster
GET REKT PIGGU
>>547504516>>>54750461313 wins in day 1, 12 wins in day 2. One of those losses was bullshit with a Turf S Taiki with 754 power getting pace promoted and never losing her first place position. But half did come down to actual skill proc differences and power checks, I can't be really mad.I got a similar winrate in Leo, so if this trend follows, I'm going to eat shit on all my tickets, but one or two will give a 4 win ticket to get into A Finals. But mile is gamba, I lost races I should have won, won races against whales, it all lies on Shiraoki-sama to determine if I'm worthy again.
Fuck it felt like the last one would be the easiest as I had never lost it before but I guess there is a first for everything
I did my Teio runShe lost the Unity cup AND the URA finals....Teio brand dog food soon...
>>547504935>LB0 recommendedwhy? does her race bonus cap out on LB0 already?
>>547505167UmaMusume is a Luck Game
>>547504935>3 MLB in l'arcI guess I know when to drop the game
bros... i can't click trainings... my energy....
>>547504516She makes my dick look big
>>547503607No anon, I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
>>547504613I'l make it but finals worry me per usual
>>547505167he paid for the victory how dare you...
>>547505271Can you please just give me your account? I need those cards. How the fuck are you doing so bad
>>547505223>Teio brand dog food soon...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547505052what's the difference between that one and this one https://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation
>no Sto the glue factory...
>>547505362i don't know
>McQueento the glue factory...
>Top earner in club starting to flatlineIt's so over bwos...
>meto the glue factory... (whorehouse with every anon in here pouring their glue on me)
>>547504321>>547504342
>>547505271Replace ama with Tazuna
Spechud never gives me Gourmand when I want it.
>>547505325In that case, excuse my faux pas.>>547505369No clue. Not even sure if I ever touched that one, and if I did that it probably was a bitch to get running (at the time), or had other problems that annoys me to hell. All I know is that the one posted above works (on my machine tm), while giving me easy to use customizability.
Bros...
>>547505636I was gonna call Teio but my hero has fallen...
>>547505723
>>547505636>Unmaxed speed>Only 1000 stam>No distance SGood enough for medium TT I guess?
>>547505167Sometimes the game takes wins away from whales to keep them on their toes and gives them to you to keep you playing
>>547505723hmmmmm
>>547504613Optimistic. I'm satisfied with my aces now. All that's left is for lady luck to have sex with me.
>>547505610Goldship's personal glueEver see a horse cum?buckets of cum
>>547505723This is SFW btw, and is this Cheval?
DON'T BE A PUSSY AND ENTER IMMEDIATELY ONCE THE GATES OPEN
AHHHHH WHY COULDNT YOU BE 3* LONG
>>547505723Looks like a boy to me
>>547505950Cheval has the biggest tits of the 3 sisters bro, that's Beleive
ITS UP
My CM6 team? Super Creek, Tachyon and Gold Ship unless a new youtuber tierlist comes out
>>547505723I didn't know there were male uma.
CHECK INBOX
>>547505992so close but>URA 1*might as well be URA 0*
DONT QUEUE
LET'S GO
>>547506071whats up dog
>>547505597Time to become the top earner now, anon.
>>547497839I make mine by hand, made this one today on my first borrrow.
>>547506068
IMMEDIATE MATCHING...LET'S GO
>3000 APOLOGEMSWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
GOING IN
>>547505950It's Believe. A boy.
>0/5IT'S OVER, DON'T QUEUE.I REPEAT, DON'T QUEUE!
>>547506132>unity cupShit affinities huh. Did you even G1 mile bwo
>>547505723I am jerking off to this now
Playing nightmare mode today, going in right now
>Late start all umas in the 1st racewhat the fuck
CHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOXCHECK INBOX>CHECK INBOX
>>547506156I hope that Grass and Nice are HONEST racers you cuck.
>>547505636>0LB tazuna>1LB ricewhich one should i borrow for MLB?
>>547506249>nothingkys
THANK YOU CYGAMES
AIEEEEEEEEE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED THESE ARE BUHI HOURS
>>547505723i mean...
>>547506278FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO CALL KEK RETARD
>>547506324How do you keep falling for it?
QUEUE STATUS?????
fuck you, sincerely
TEIO PLEASE ACTIVATE YOUR UNIQUW
>A+ pulled a miracle against S rankAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGEST
>>547506451I've only been here for a week, allow me to bite some bait
>>547506220I did an okay amount of races, this run had terrible wins and i only got 1 triple crown
i don't just want oguri to be removed from the game, i also want her to be removed from existence
The triple threat
Yup. Its the big boys queue
What's bricking my ace? 20% WR in round 1, 0% in round 2?
I just defeated some club's danchou!
ANUDDER SILVER MEDAL FOR MY COLLECTION CONFIRMED
sorry taiki
too many S Oguri Cap (as in peak) wtf
DO NYOT QUEUE
>>547506618SOVL
>>547506651blo...
>>547506702my danchou said that he'll give one cotaless day pass for every loss he gains
IT@S ALL S AND S+ UMAS DON@T QUEUE I REPEAT DON@T QUEUE
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SUZUKA DAB ON THESE GAY NIGGAS NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR STRENGTH
>>547506563You must be starving
>>547506770This is not a horse!
I FUCKING HAD 5 BAD MOODS CONSECUTIVELY ON MY PACE
FUCK YOU TAIKI STOP JOBBING AND SITTING IN 2ND PLACE SO YOU WONT PROC YOUR UNIQUE YOU FAT TITCOW
best feeling
>>547506651>taikifound your problem
>>547506618most based CM of all
well THIS wasn't supposed to happen
>>547506618I'm seein' double here6 taikis
ITS 6AM IN SEA QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE
>>5474901761 slot openAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>547506972>No dramaNo thanks
Grass you are too based...
I still got 2 more tries today, but holy fuck im sandbagging hard compared to round 1, at the very least ill get my consolation prizes
If you queue at reset Shooting for Victory won't trigger in any of your 5 races :)
>>547506651
DO NOT QUEUEKAICHOU WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
>>547506972>kicked someone during lockdown>wants you to join and not get any rewardskek
ezLMAO @cuck falcon
>>547507126my trainer's kinda homeless...
>>547507126>rudolf's faceit's over isn't it
I'm jobbing to complete shitters...
Lets go
PSA TO ALL REPLACE YOUR FUCKING PACE CHASER THEY'RE SHIT AS FUCK UNLESS IT'S TAIKI BUT EVEN THEN I THINK 2 GAMBLERS WOULD BE BETTER IT'S NOT EVEN MUCHH OF A GAMBLE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF WIT
>ANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTSANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTS>ANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTSANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTS>ANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTSANOTHER 3000 APOLOCARROTSBLESSED CYGAMES
>>547507126Spanking incoming...
hmmmmmm nyes i will queue reset again for the 5th time in a row surely something different will happen this time
>CM starts>thread becomes completely unusable>everyone talking about themselves and nothing elsefucking christ what is wrong with you people??
>4/5>qualified for A finalsNot sure whether to feel happy or concerned
barely edged 3 wins the piggus are definitely there
>>547507385>waaa give me attention
>>547506156I love my japanese wife Grass
>>547507385>people actually talking about the event instead of shitposting
beat an s-rank taiki piggy
>>547507126
>>547507319
It's even easier than round 1 kek. I'm 3/3 on my first ticket
Neat, 150 carats. Blessed cougar.
>>547507385you heard the guy, everyone post uma feet
>>547507569shut up piggy
>>547506873>>547507493Based boyfag.
>>547504486Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>5475074303rd place A final is better rewards than B first place.You already won.
Potential Man has finally realised her potential with a nice 40% winrate. I am proud of her, even if she makes me hate myself 60% of the time.
>>547507619I'm a f2poor though
I LOST EVERY RACE IN THE FIRST TRY TODAY IM GOING TO GO APESHITWHY DO THESE 1000/600/1000 TAIKIS KEEP WINNING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>547507581TEIOOOO TASUKETE
Is this good for Libra or would the wit be a problem?
why is my taiki constantly in a bad mood, i dont abuse her
>>547506269gold city bukkake
This mile CM has been more obscene than the last one. Just big udders running towards me.
All of these races were...really,really close.I do not like my finals.
>>547507639
>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndb-bros?
>>547507650Keep telling yourself that, silver title.
I have gotten slow metabolism 3 times in a row, normally I always win the gamble.I'd wager that the game has secretly snuck in coded runs where some gamble options are will perma fuck you.I can't prove anything, but I can smell the bullshit from a mile away, japs and their fucky wucky spaghetti coding.
New quotes for round 2 asking about the final day
>>547507581Bros I thought front was dead...
>>547507837Mr consistency over here
>>547504316You first.
>>547507765GIVE HER HUGS YOU MONSTER
Holy shit my team is jobbing to absolute shitters who dont even have speed capped witlet no S shitters
>>547507852???bro wtf how does that even affect you
>>547507292nice try, but she's winning every race for me
That was close but secured my finals rewards.
>>547507938skills>stats
>>547507938Speed is a meme stat.
>>547507934HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEX
>>547505723Wow
>>547508007this is me while baking
>>547507837Ah, the fabled silver collector
>>547507938You are not the protagonist. Deal with it.
>>547507938>S mileYou fact you value this tells me enough
>>547507965same for me fellow raisubro
>>547508174I didn't say mile S FAGGOT
America namba wan
>>547507837Doto...
at least ill make it to b finals...
God I just needed Shooting for Victory or my lates to not job one of the three races I lost.I even lost my a head to Rice Shower, should have been an easy A group...
Gentle CF Gentle Life
thingken about sweepy again...
>>547507928It's actually great because there so few fronts around plancha may trigger even if angling didn't.
bros...where are the jobbers..i need jobbers to get A finals please...
>>547507938oink harder, your ssr mlbs mean nothing, umamusume is luckgame
EAT SHIT
WAGMI BROS WHALES HOLD NO POWER OVER LUCKGODS
That's it for my first run. I'll do the rest of the free tickets later after I sleep. I'm satisfied with my aces now. Goodnight, /uma/.
>>547508393haven't even seen a S+ yet...
>>547508289Gentildonna crop top
DIE METAFAGS DIE THIS IS A OSHI CM
>>547507965>>547508195post rices?
>>547508438SMUG El
Haven't seen this angle before
>>547508442>after I sleepIt's 5pm...
>>547508117You're right... she is.
Fuck, already got a loss on my first try. This CM is gonna be tough.
The last one was tough, but at least I made it to Group A in the final.
fucking oguri got 1st 3 times and 9th twice
>My suzuka winrate is going up after day 1Dunno what gaslight are you guys pushing but keep it up
AIEEE ERROR CONNECTION
>>547508497I see you're bringing back this gimmick again
>>547507603
is it safe to queue yet?
>>547508445They're all I fucking see, its bringing me into despair
>>547508589Same, only done 1 run since that got me in Finals A but she took every victory
>>547508578If you're not first, you're last.
>>547508640Yes, I need more jobbers ASAP.
>>547508501she could have been better
fuck me man these matches were close. This was the first round I've done so still had 3 more attempts but it was instantly obvious that the competition was way fiercer once all the casuals were filtered out, barely skirted a 3/5. I got beat by a Ace Digitan that someone managed to make, it's so fucking over for me in the finals...
>>547508539Not him but it's 11:30 am here, time for sleep after staying up all night.
>>547507938let me guess you bought shit like mile maven instead of midrace skills
You didn't win if you used Taiki or Vodka btw
>Taiki in 3rd>swings way too far on the outside and goes into 7th on the final spirtRetarded ass game
>>547507319>Queue at reset>Qualify for A finals for the 5th timeWhat's the issue?
whale-san....
>>547492308That's my cow!
>>547508872FUCK PACE
>>547508821t. brought goldship and oguri cap
NEICHA LET'S GOOOOOO
>>547505167>doxing
>>547508725what's the deck and legacy? i can't get close to this but maybe i've had bad luck for the past 20 careers.
my daughter is full of POTENTIAL
HAHAHA I HAVEN'T PAID A DIME ON THIS SHIT GAME, A+ 5 WINS TAIKI WAS A GASLIT GET FUCKED WHALES
EL SUGOI
fuck whales
>>547508589Same, my poor Taiki went from carrying to jobbing and my runaway Suzuka is picking up the slack out of nowhere
>>547508983You're using the meta alternative to Taikilets: Rice Shower...
GET OUT OF HERE DEMONS THIS IS NOT A MEDIUM
>>547508821my ryan won more THO
>>547505167>MLB SRs>personal copy of tazuna AND kitasanhmmmmm looking kind of blubbery and spoutful yourself there anon...
>>547508983To be honest Uma Musume is extremely generous game, I haven't paid either and I still have this many Umas
>>547505168 (me)>First ticketGod, I love you Vodka, even though you give me heart attacks because my Laisu and Taiki got pushed back hard this race to end up in 7th and 8th. Guess it's a way to get that 6th spot lol, but all good, whether I get lucky on future tickets or eat shit on them, my worries are over.
AS ALWAYSI'M IN 2ND PLACEEVERY FUCKING RACEI'M FUCKING DOOMED TO BE 2ND EVERY SINGLE TIMEI WANT TO BE FIRST FOR ONCE
>>547508983>rice and vodkaYou're not special for using the evil meta option.
Even with just 1170 speed, getting 6th and activating pump is just too strong Also, Bourbon’s ultimate is just too difficult to depend upon. Having early lead is great and all, but getting rushed or late start once simply means it’s not going off
>>547508970>daughter*son
>>547508961
>>547508821TRVKE
Pretty lame match, but we tried. Hopefully we'll do better next week. Also, we'll have a divegrass draw tomorrow to find out who we'll be playing against in a group. I'll update you on it later.
>spurt>long S>maestro didn't procFuck you too. I'm only running 2 SSRs.
my fronts made it time to get 2nd place again in finals
>2 wins, 3 losses>2 wins, 3 losses>2 wins, 3 lossesTHIS IS WORSE THAN JUST LOSING 0-5 FUCK YOU
>>547508983>mile Gold Shipbaby mode
>>547509394otsukare o7
>>547509457Sex with HUMAN women!
>4 borrows didn't get long S>5th Sweep never shows up at allIt's like I'm farming groundwork again
>just noticed I have 140 hours played in the last two weeksI'm considering dropping the game because it's unironically insane I'm playing this much and not feeling the time passing at all. I'll start running career after my job and suddenly it's 01:00 AM. Haven't practiced most of my hobbies this month either because I'm too tired to do my reps after playing. Not even in the top 15 of my club fan ranking btw.I knew this game was a time sink but holy fuck, I love everything about the game except how much time it expect from you.I just wanted to vent a bit.
>its another jobbing vodka activates Nigger and Drive and is mysteriously unblocked and wins for free episode>its another taiki activates Shooting for Nigger and is mysteriously unblocked and wins for free episodeso tired of these reruns
>>547509457She should've pissed herself, someone make AI fix that
Nice taikis. Would be a shame if her acceleration was junk...
SAY HER NAME
ohnononono
>>547509627obuhi cap (as in pig)
Wtf aren't her panties basically on full display
>>547509571same. I've played plenty of games before where I was trapped in the shitty dopamine loop doing daily quests because I felt like "I had to" and regretting how long I played everyday. I play this game about as much as those, maybe a little less, but I enjoy it completely. Especially during CMs... it's insane...
First try.
>>547509703>They didn't give one fuck to give her a unique chair or sitting position or anythinglmao
Taiki was such a God tier gaslight. >Loses to dueling fronts>Loses to pump latesThe only way she wins is if she has a suzuka killing fronts and lates don't proc their skills.
>>547509695Love this comic
>1/5>1/5ugh
Those are both my Lates and THIS IS NOT OKAY.
>>547509759I think CM's are a pretty fair attempt at simulating the excitement from the anime/movies in a race, though I can only say that about Virgo in particular so far. The previous ones were a bore.
>>547509663She's going to cheat on her trainer out of anger...again...
obligatory kingu win
i love golshi
>>547509548This kills the riko
Let's go gambling!
0-5...
Safe on 2nd tries.Fuji went 3-0 while she was 0-5 on first try
>>547509963>Sub 13K rating. Bro...your wit...
Nice!
>>547509695I don't get it
is it safe yet?
>>547509913You're going to hate her face by the end of the next CM.
>>547510062You didn't win.
>>547509859I think she just needs angling and she's fine. Pasa or Daiwa might be better though in this case.
>>547510107I got matched with two platinums so no
>ACE LATE START>SHE WILL BURST AND COMEBACK>MOVE BEHIND TAIKI>GET STUCK THERE>LOSEwtf this was rigged
>>547510075umaface
>>547510061>studyingI'm using guts Tickezo and Grass and borrowing Kita
>9/20How gigafucked am I for the finals, I'm not use to being a shitter.
It's just me, or is Round 2 A getting a lot harder than expected?
Surely you people are not going to bring deboofers later on.
Anyone still playing this game has aids
>>547510195Her fat american ass was made for blocking.
>>547510187twice in a row holy shit
>>547510279I went 5/20 last time and won, it's about dodging whales
>Grass activates pump and OYL>swings too far on the outside and goes into 8th?????
>>547510291Yeah. I went 4/5 a few times yesterday and started today with a 0/5 round.
3/55/52/54/5Looking for 1/5 & 0/5 tomorrow to collect em all
>>547510315Yeah, hearing aids LMAO buncha ojiisans
>>547510279finals is all about being lucky
>>547510291Twice now I've seen A ranks beat S ranks
You guys take CMs way too seriously its okay to lose
>>547510315Not possible, I only partake in oral sex
endGODS gamble on to the finals!
>>547510291>round 2 AIt's a piggy pig world.
>>547510291It's almost like the only people still playing are fat sweats
>>547510357It's weird how far outside lates drift now. Like there's be 5 free lanes in between them and the others.
>>547510357My Scarlet has been doing that from like 4th place as Pace. Is the final corner spreading code fucked?
Can I clip their stupid tail and ears once they're retired?
>>547510443Anon...
>>547510440Noooo my gambling game needs perfectly deterministic outcomes to please my minmaxing tryhard autism
>>547510291Harder? Of course. Than expected? No. I was expecting Unity Cup training to filter a lot of Round 1 friends. I usually have a mediocre record in both rounds and the finals but this time I got many 4/5 and my first 5/5.
>>547510291>He queued early.
Stop trying to steal my iron...
>>547510107Sure, i'm just about done
>3/5>3/5My big nige Suzuka either placed 1st or 9th, no in between.
>>547510459GET S ON YOUR DIGITAN OR ELSE IT'S OVER FOR FINALS
Went 2/5 on first entry.Then got this on second one.Mile CM is too RNG for my heart.
>wonder why the cm matches are so hard>notice that only one of my umas has an Syeah... that explains it
>>547510398laughed out loud and told my friends about this post
>>547510459Very based
Seeing enemy Vodkas use Cut and Drive is fucking scary, man
>>547510440My wife's honor is on the line!!
> Innate Experience is an incredible skill for front runners next CM> Requires putting welfare goldshi spd on your deckHmmmmmmm
>>547510598she unironically has the most wins for meeven just now2 wins from her and another from maya
>>547510614same except my umas have 1k less rating than yours...
there is barely any Front here so farthe chance of your Taiki not popping her ult is really high unless you being your own front/suzuka
>>547510398
People gaslight nonstop the S distance, but it really isn't optional for medium/long.
>>547510763IT'S ALWAYS IMPORTANT NEIGHER
>>547510763For Sprint and Mile I'd rather have turf S than distance S.
>>547510583>cow wins>hag cow is right behind her>a cowgirl is probably thirdvery naughty cm
>>547510763You are correct on those two.
>>547510440She takes it seriously so I do too.
>>547510601I see...
>>547510878As a Turf S enjoyer I can confidently say that it's a lot worse in every metric. Even in the most optimal of conditions distance always outperforms WHICH IT SHOULD
It's crazy how useful dueling is. Most pace/fronts that manage to secure a gigantic lead lose to my late as soon as they get into range for a duel. It's like that scene in the anime where Obey was trying to avoid Tamamo's duel zone.
>do long umas>get mile S from my 1* starI am about to throw my phone out
I'm waiting til day reset, this is pig/whale/sweat time range
>>547510601naruhodo....
>0/5pain teio.webm
>i rng shitted better than another rng shitter whale
>>547510598>>547510724mile S on average saves one length, whereas timing of accel is completely random and makes mile cm volatile and have massive length variancemile S is almost obsolete
Is the only way to get past the forever white screen after a CM race to restart the client?
>>547510763and this is why medium/long CMs fucking suck
>>547511272uninstall the game
>>547511160>t. gaslight dancer
MY FIRST MATCH WAS AGAINST A GUY WITH THREE S RANKSWHAT THE FUCK
>>547511160for me, that length has been the difference between going 2/5 instead of 4/5 a lot of times
>>547511272The what now? Never seen that
>2nd best fan earner of my club just fell to 5th place in two weekshe's not going to make it and he always says good morning too ;-;
link me an image for the next bread if you desire, first come first served, if another anon makes another bread i'll keep them safe, for respect i'll wait 3 mins before making the bread
i-if i cant get 3 wins today i can still try tomorrow right? i wont get locked out of A finals?
Rudolph leaves her panties in Trainer-sans office for him to find.
>>547511371Welcome to Aoharu
>>547511510yeppers
>>547510724>highest wit with the highest winhmmmmmm im nyoooooooooooticing
>>547511505https://files.catbox.moe/08mp0i.png
>>547511410Happened like twice per day for me so far. After seeing your team's headshots and placements and the screen whites out, it stays white instead of going to the next screen with all 3 teams
>>547510236Fuck this shit I will luckshit a 3 wit ace TODAY
don't queue bwos...you think you're hot shit like other anons but you're not
>>547511763I am though>spewithsunglasses.jpg
>>547511674https://files.catbox.moe/x2e2h8.jpg
>>547511623SAY THE LINE
>>547511691happens to me too sometimes
>>547511763Why? My Goldship won a few races.
>>547511845pretty annoying, hasn't happened until this cm either
>watch the races>2/5>skip all the races in the next entry>daiwa sweep>4/5My umas hate me?
oguri bread>>547511929>>547511929>>547511929
I'm trying to get the game to run on LDPlayer but it does not even start....I wanted to reroll
>>547511909happened to me in previous CMs
>>547511935>E rank Mcqueen tripping over the starting gate while she waves to her trainer.jpg
>>547511935Maybe she gets uncomfortable because you kept ogling her body.
AAAIIEEEITS ALL S RANKS WITH S MILESnone of my umas have s miles
>>547511935Have you been a bad trainer?
>>547509571>Playing the game as a jobYou're meant to enjoy the game by say, turning text skip off and go through a career story per day or treating it as a slots machine where no matter how many careers you run, you're trying to aim for a 1 in 10k result so you're better off either settling for average and perfectly usable results or to swipe and pull as to make you're account better if you think it's too expensive to pull then you haven't looked at paid daily pulls
why do people even run the big nige... ok it cucks fronts... but it never ever wins so do you just kill yourself if you don't rng into S rank summer matu?
>>547505230prob because she has spd+pwr bonus and 25TE
