eat your broccoli edtionPrevious: >>545909919Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates:Tokyo Clanpool (Switch/PC) - Out now in Asia (Hong Kong e-shop and Playasia) and on GOGNeptunia Riders VS Dogoos localization - Out now on PS4/PS5/Switch/SteamDeath end re;Quest Code Z (PS4/PS5/PC) - Out now on PS and SteamScar-Lead Salvation (PS4/PS5/Xbox SeriesPC) - Out now on PS and PC (Steam). Xbox release in fall 2025Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west.Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out NowHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Q3 2025Neptunia Game Maker R:Evolution (Steam) - Out Now>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):https://rentry.org/rrbfs>Folder containing all the 4koma and Nepnokai raws:https://mega.nz/#F!shkAGDaK!-X8nObRihU5EqP5Zx8yVMASo you hate the resident schizo and his shitty headcanons and constant harassment? Try out trashchan dot xyz slash nep. He won't follow you there.
I love my wife Neptune!
i love my wife histoire
so much for this
I love Red Riding Hood.
I love Itsuka Kotori.
I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN RPG GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND AND SPENDING THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.
Gooning to Uni every day. Fanservice matters aside SVS gameplay is quite good.
>>547517369Why is Nepgear also not in her swimsuit? Why is Rom also fully clothed? Ram is the better choice since she shows more skin too.
I like how Rom and Ram wear tights, they probably smell heavenly.
I love this animation, it really belongs in the Louvre or the Guggenheim.
Finally done with DERQ Z. I think I got the Bad End. Pic related.The game told me that the more Death Ends I get, the more "paths will open up", which means intentionally getting yourself killed over and over again is a requirement for the Good Ending. That's a shitty excuse for padding and replay value. Thank God this was a spinoff because if DERQ had to end on this note I would have been bitter forever. In conclusion, trudging through dungeons only to die is a mandatory part of the game, whether you like it or not. This is not how "Death Ends" in DERQ should be implemented. In the first two games, the Death Ends were a make-or-break dramatic decision in the game, and at least if you chose wrong, you can re-load from where you saved, and the game tells you the choice you made already. So even though you had to watch your party suffer and die into a Game Over. you can carry on. Here, you're expected to die, a lot, even if you have to intentionally get yourself killed just to collect Points in order to unlock buffs so you'd have a better chance of survival later on in the game, while watching recycled Death End CGs, all fully narrated, having to wait for all the text to cycle before you can get back to "gameplay".The game deserves all the harsh criticism it gets. It's a shame; the story is a fanservice side episode and it's great, I actually like Sayaka as a character, but I just wish all of this wasn't tied to this type of gameplay. I'm quite bitter, think I'm gonna go watch the True End instead of running through all of this again.
>>547519071I like how Ram and Rom wear boots, they probably feel heavenly.
>>547519641They're just boots bro, I can wear them too
>>547524364Can you dress up as Rom for me? :3 as a joke hehe
>>547524364A man in boots does nothing for me.
Just started the first game and my only question is if the game gives enough MB for all the plans or if I'm going to have to be selective.
Did they really say that? Seems kinda sus to me.
NepuBuran
>>547543573That was before the pedophile appropriated the expression. They also make references to when the narwhal bacon or whatever reddit's retarded codeline is.
>>547543573IFI employees have walked among us since at least VII.
What if the IFfag is the IFI employee
Should've made the plushies giant
>>547543573They really did.>>547549571>That was before the pedophile appropriated the expression.You're giving IFI too much credit. The English version released on January 24, 2023. They knew what they were doing.
I love Uni.
>>547564702Nah, they didn't.
>>547564978How can you be so sure the are as pure as you want them to be?
>>547567460Rom is legal to drink in US (DS rleased in 2004)Ram is 13 years old
>>547568369They're not the DS, they are the 3DS
Aiefu megamiAiefu QTAiefu prettyAiefu wife
Megami janai...
I bring you boats!These are only rental outfits and they only have it for Tohka, Kotori, and Kurumi. And I don't officially have Kurumi. For those that don't know, the game gives you Kurumi. However, she is only an NPC meaning you can still put her in formations/limit break her/equip her with gear/enhance her; but you can't put her in the dorm or make her secretary. You have to get enough points to keep her permanently which you get double points by having her in the fleet that fights the boss and have her still alive.
>>547580553>thighhighs at the beach
>>547580810Idk why that's a thing but apparently that is a thing. I think it looks good, granted it doesn't make a lot of sense; but it looks good.
>>547564839I wanna mating press a petite slut.
>>547580553more like fatori
>>547581137Nah it looks like something an AI would come up with
>>547516467No, you cut Mukuro in half!
>>547590974100% this.I was thinking AI when I saw that webm too but didn't want to mention it first because I might get clowned on for it.
i think steam cube should be a Vert-tier mature lady who turns into a loli.
>>547543573Pretty sure they did, I would have to listen to it again, been a while.>>547592529kek I cut everyone in half if they happen to be in a picture with Kotori, just an unfortunate casualty.
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>>547515264I want to fuck her ass
Best version of Game Maker is on sale (yes, better than steam version). PC and XBOX on MS Store
>>547519502>but I just wish all of this wasn't tied to this type of gameplayMe with Mary Skelter
>>547625120What does this one have that Steam doesn't? I actually pirated it before it came out on Steam and then bought it when it did and haven't played past the first mission yet
>>547629268Content is the same but it's supposed to be programmed better. From what I heard it has less bugs and runs over 60 fps.
>>547568951I thought fhey were DS and 3DS because they have the older-little sister thing.>>547629979>runs over 60 fps>means CH separated animations and physics/abilities properly this timePinch me, I must be dreaming. And if I don't wake up when you do, I'll just go and marry Uni in my lucid dream real quick
>>547632113Uni Monday is coming
>>547631271I just played the game a little although I'm not going to fully replay it right now. This is so much better than playing on the switch emulator, plus the art is higher resolution and I think the sound quality is better.I would say it also runs better in the first dungeon than sisters vs sisters steam version did even with svsfix. There's no frame rate counter but I can tell it's at least 100 fps on my old machine and running very smooth.I think what happened is the team that was hired to do the xbox port also did a pc version for xbox play anywhere, and they just decided to fix the game during that time. For whatever odd reason, the changes never made it back to the main branch and then steam was ported separately. Nothing was learned from svsfix of course. Funny how the older Neptunia games work better than the new ones.
>>547635248If I had to guess older neptunia games work better because the same develeloper mistakes werent as noticeable on the older game engines like Orochi and Phyre. They either had no distinction between physics/rendering loops like Unity does ot the physics loop has the update rate that matches the frame target. Unity's FixedUpdate loop is 50hz intentionally so that the animations look weird if you use it for displaying them
>>547644508wait where tf did you get this
>>547650994Spriter's Resource or one its sister sites. Most, if not all of the 2010 En assets are uploaded there. I did not post the right leg though I wager he got it from the same place. For whatever it is worth, the Japanese version of this image says "The Megami" on it instead of "CPUs".
>>547651362I know I was just fucking with you> For whatever it is worth, the Japanese version of this image says "The Megami" on it instead of "CPUs".Because "CPU" is a NISA era thing that I think Japan uses sometimes now. As far as Japan is concerned, the HDN goddesses are just straight up goddesses (megami) who live in churches.
>>547651521Oh.>I think Japan uses sometimes now.I want to say they only ever used CPU for the processor stats but anything after SvS I would not know about.
>>547652501I think I've seen it and as far as localization weirdness goes, it's not terrible, I think.
>>547642240Fuck is an athlete foot?
>>547658115Definitely worse things around, yeah.>>547658998A condiditon you do not want. I think it has something to do with fungus or something and was caused by wet or damp feet if I remember right. Not something I needed to remember really.
>>547659257Oh yeah, I remember, it's gained by dragging your feet in public baths or something like that.
>>547658998number 15: overlord foot fungusthe last thing you'd want in your final boss is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might just be what you get
Music break. Post your favorite CH/IF soundtracks.Bonus points if they are fight themes or rare music equivalents of composers proclaiming "fuck it, let's just rock it hard and come what may".My favorites (just Nep games since I haven't moved on to the rest of Compage yet):4th Dimension (Nep V)Never Give Up (Nep VII)Desperado (Nep VII) Encounter of Destiny (Nep VII)Enemy of the Game Business (Nep 4GO)MegaTagmension OST in its entiretyDancing Girl (Nep MK2)
Fresh Uni for Uni monday
>>547669073do companies have insurance for Giant Nep caused damages? or would that happen too frequently for anyone to be willing to provide insurance?The cheek press is cute.
>>547669073Thank you Alloy!
I REFUSE
>>547673740You fool, you can't keep kicking her forever!
>>547675914I will kick Uni Monday until it is not Monday! it’s my weekend but i have to adhere to the kicking. It’s the principle of it you know?
>>547675914He won't stop. Kick the kicker anon in the balls.
>>547682443Noire will do it
>>547684780Nepgear too
>>547687238Nepgear is too gentle for that
>>547682443
>>547673740>>547679330Can you do these again but it's IF kicking Neptune
Nah, redo them with Marvy kicking IF
>>547668563Planeptune 2010Tutorial Dungeon and Battle 2010Lastation 2010The Gushing Broken PipeRyuusei no BifrostKoi wo Gemu ShinaideKirihirake Gracie Star GirlKami Jigen Fortune MaterialVenus MegamixSmile SpiralSham Cold GirlsFutari ha HitotsuTogetherField of ViewNeptune SuiteNeptune mk2Purple Heart's Theme from VGamindustri from VPrelude to Battle from VTransformational Neon~Electric Circuit~REMNANTDESPERADOBRAVE DANCEDIMENSION ZERONep Nep YES!!Black BraveGreedy GreenBattle is RomanticBattle of DOSTactics and ManifestoWhite Wings Re;Birth
Alloy here? Redraw >>547679330but it's IF kicking Neptune. We'd get a detailed look here of IF's sexy boot. Also can you make the stairs longer so it looks like it would hurt a lot but not kill you
>Hates Alloy, says his art is shit frequently>Still asks for Alloy to draw for him
>>547707612His art is shit because he doesn't draw what I like.
>>547707612He's so delusional. Alloy is too based and would never draw his shit ideas.
>>547709437Chances are you will be thinking his art is shit for a while then.>>547712012Even if Alloy shares his tastes, I cannot imagine his approach would work. Not many people are receptive to that, I wager.
Official Uni gooning day
>>547669073Cute Uni, yet, I'm worried for her getting shattered glass all over that exposed skin
>>547718578Why shattered glass? I wager neither of you can fit through the screen.
>>547722673From the windows she's breaking with her ass
Alloy has a couple of good pictures. You know, broken clock etc
>547732254The only thing broken around here is your brain you obnoxious jeet
>>547732638Based!IFjeet btfo!
>>547733132cute nep
>>547672170It's considered a high honor to have your office toppled by a nep, so they just live with it I guess>>547672401Thanks!>>547718578Don't worry, giant neps have close contact with scenery all the time, she'll be fine>>547706806Nepu abuse is rude though>>547732254>praising the picture of IF despite the inclusion of upshorts with no pantiesThe corruption is working
>>547742497For all his blustering I doubt he is going to complain about lewd Ai chan, she is incredibly attractive after all.
Black bump.
>>547754269My wife...
>>547754269>no neptuneBrave, at least.
>>547754429Your wife shoots like she belongs in Enemy Unknown.>>547754475Nah, it was a landmass transfer dungeon and I wanted to see the animations.
Uni's so attractive in her new dress