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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
*waddles into thread*
>>547607319
What if fave sent you a text out of nowhere that said "I'm gonna do it" and they never told what "it" was
The soul arrives!
>*ACT>*JERK>Fave jerks you off...>...>...but nobody came.
speen
>>547607636Your dad fucks dead deer, narcissist.Fuck off. You are unwelcome here.
>>547607646I came.
Cowgirl!
>>547607886Nice
>>547607301Hooman! (Halloween edition plus gote)
cowgirl sex with clover(female)
>>547608001cyot
>>547608057getting shanked in prison by Susie's dad (chomo)
>>547607886to towncome to saveprincess zelda
why did pancakes become the norm when crêpes are so much better
Theme of Kris Dreemurr (pre-Dessappearance)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MX31NTNrho
>>547608174YourDadFucksDeadDeerNarcissist
>>547608352>Pure carbs and sugar>No nutritional valueI can tell you are fa- fluffy*, anon.
Mad Mew Mew was misgendered on live TV by none other than Mettaton himself, how could he do this?
>>547608159My lolis and gote.
>>547608403a: mods should have ip banned you a week ago or moreb: they aren't their dad. is there something you want to share about why you can't let this particular bit go, HMM?
i love my boy ralsei
>>547608178I cameAfter Ralsei gently jerked me off
>>547607436Have not made a female Pippins oc yet, so I made Monda.Based on a Mondrian styled die.
>>547608487I can tell your dad ducks dead deer!
>>547608538Tasque brags about ban evasion though
we need creeperman 90 to play deltarune and undertale
>>547608643Ooo I like her!
>>547607516Spamton big guy pants ok
>>547608828>whataboutism for someone not being constantly disruptive>question dodgingi'm noticing
I am still fapping to Mad Mew Mew.
>>547608965I’m noticing that his dad fucks dead deer.
>>547608487you saying pancakes have any nutritional value?
>>547609025based
>>547608965I'm noticing that if you can ban evade you can also easily pretend to be two posters
are there any m/reader fics where susie or ralsei jerks off the reader
>carbs are... le bad
>>547608643oooooh so chic! any ideas for relationships with other pippins?
Fave's arms are starting to get tired from all this jerking
>Faha! Cheezus, Anon, that was quick!
>tasquerape the fat balding narcissistic discord groomerHis dad fucks dead deer.
>>547609118Actually a valid point. Up to you which is sadder, someone that can only deal with their sick fetish by constantly screaming that someone else has it, or someone pretending to do just that.
Everything is good just as long as it's consumed in moderation and you don't eat too much of 1 thing
i feel in a pranky mood rn so today i will remind them
the only good soda is pepsi. everything else is just too much
>>547609276
>>547608643how many types of dice are their damn cute she loooks like a bitch
You never see Fave and Superfave in the same place at once...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............Really makes you think...
>>547609448WRONG!!!
>>547609448CORRECT!!!
>>547609448this bitch has never drank a good cream soda and it SHOWS
>>547609448meh cream soda is pretty good
The only good soda is RC Cola, I can’t afford anything else.
>>547609356Tenna says this and turns around to clear the studio snack table because it’s an assortment of slop and not a table full of the same slop so it’s ok
>>547609254No idea! I just made a cool design. Possibly friends with painter as I want to keep an art theme.
>>547609448They're all pretty trash but I guess pepsi could be considered the least shit (still bad).
why deos Kris only last one second when hes he inside Noelle
i like hitler but not for the reasons you think
>>547608643added to the collection
>>547609795Carol…
>>547609795yeah yeah we know kraut, you wanna suck his dick, its okay to come out, bro, its 2025
>>547609448That's an odd way of spelling Dr. Pepper, BITCH.
>>547609737I could see her being friends with Vivid and Bloom, maybe Thorn
>>547609795Ralsei...
>>547609795we both hate commies
>>547608057I agree!
>>547610015BASED!
>>547609809Hey pippins collector, I noticed that I sent you a wrong Bones sprite. Heres a stupid image showing the mistake.
>>547609795I also support animal rights and hate smoking.
>>547610140then gimme the new (proper sprite size) version silly
>>547610131is clover always dressed like a cowgirl
Why does he look so sexo here?
>>547610225Lets hope this works.
>>547610276im gonna kick him in the wood
>>547610384kick him in the dish pan roo roo roo
>>547609693https://youtu.be/SeLPZwr20ao?si=02kldtsLCxK54_XC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uai7OsvdTvM
i hope toby fox gets cancelled for jaywalking. he created a fanbase of moralfags
>>547610140a few millimeters of bones...
>>547608507mettaton is like one of those self hating gay people, but for trans
I love fish
>>547610380thanks, fixed
this breads kind of under fucking cooked
>>547610840Is it all the tasquespam?
>>547610840Still graveyard hours. Things will pick up in an hour or two
>>547610684I just realized DD would hate 8Ball because she's too big to eat
>>547610905Why is he suddenly spamming?
>>547609728Tenna dietshames his employees while weighing more than all of them combined. He makes passive aggressive remarks about the pregnant ones (who don't get maternity leave) and calls them fat, while spraying bits of aluminum (from the snack bags) and chip crumbs out of his mouth.
Saw this yesterday but forgot to post, sharing it for the robotfuckers
>>547610268Yes.
>>547607301why is there two whiteboards?
>>547610597It's not 1985 anymore gramps, no one gets in trouble for jaywalking these days.
I mean, Mew Mew has doll joints AND a cock. How could you not???
>>547610268clovers hat is like her lich phylactery if she takes it off she dies
i am so fucking tired
>>547611017fuckin yoinked
>>547611361That’s what you get for gaming at 3am>but I wasn’t-Wrong, I was watching you from the window
>>547611141I was making a joke. The joke is that this fanbase no business moralfagging when they support transgender ideology and push it on children who don't know better. They have no right to judge anyone when they are proud of their degeneracy.
>>547611361z
>>547611361Get some sunlight
>>547611404ntayour joke fucking sucksnever make a joke again
>>547611361Same
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.>>547611361same
>>547611402i wasnt>>547611430later its only 3pm>>547611463i've had plenty>>547611482sorry
>>547611361drtink a monster, dude
>>547611528Noelle night
>>547611528TM is associated with a guy who fucks dead deer and grooms people on discord now, numbers
>made reddit account to repost my schizo>my excellent posts aren't showing up because i don't have enough karma or the account isn't old enough or whateveri'm being cancelled reeeeee
marriage between doe and boy
>>547611528Good night! :)
>>547611681You need to dick ride popular redditors and ask mods for permission to post there along with following a set of rules longer than the Bible. Why would you?
>>547611017this is good.....I need to draw his face more like that. smaller more masculine eyes might be the move.
>>547611681Those sites suck shit, it's all about performance and having to grow some sort of audience/engagement if you want any eyes on your stuff at all
>>547611814i'm small and vapid and afraid of going on that kidzbop deltaforumyou're right, though
>>547611681listen to me, reddit is for FAGGOTS. not the good kind.
>>547611780Kris would calm down if he had a meek doe wife who'd bake him pies every week.
>>547611991All you gotta do to survive on that is suppress your power level a little bit and be polite to the deranged teenager who believes fiction is reality
>>547611629thanks :)>>547611658i assume you are the "tasquefag autismo" orbiter. why do you do the things you do? i don't see how the character named tasque manager will become unfaved by the community through the forceful nature of your forced memes and false accusations aimed at her fans. let it go. stop attacking people. >>547611781thank you, okay goodnight for reals now.
>>547611681maybe it’s because I’ve had an account for years but I’ve never experienced this
>>547611947Flowey and the player are the same, unfortunately for him we are beyond consequences!
>>547611905>>547612023true>>547612118a double agent... i see>>547612232i am being silenced by the state
my powerlevel is unsupressable
>>547612194it actually was you doing that shit I have a reason to hate goatpoasters now
>>547611681To be fair, given the absolute state of the fucking internet nowadays, I think some barriers for entry are necessary.
>>547612023there are no good kind. like trannies, they only exist on the internet, and only if you encourage them.>>547612268Not the same. I have a family. I believe in society, and Flowey is faithless.
>>547612268
>>547612434Somehow I didn't give you one before?
The anomaly*Kris looks at the player*
>>547612434i love vagueposts
>>547612553Knower Frisk...
>>547612423I know this might be off topic but I fucking hate satanists, I'm a devil worshipper and those cringey atheists have tried to usurped it with their weird church, they don't even have proper blood sacrifices which just pisses me off, fuck the holy spirit, muhammad and whatever the hell the Jews and hindis believe in too.
>>547612268Joke's on Toby. I modded his game out of spite. I stole his other game out of spite. Because it was easy to do so.In my Deltarune there are only two genders.
>>547612859Catti...
This is COLs America now
>>547612553has toby commented on this
In my deltarune there are three genders.
>>547612968what if col was trump this whole time? wouldnt that just be a mindfuck
>>547611681The Deltarune subreddit hates the idea of Kris slashing Susie and Ralsei down at the end of the Knight fight on the grounds that it would be bad writing because Kris would never do thatWhatever schizotheory you've got cooked up it's pearls before swine
>>547613057blue character,green character, purple character
Ideal Chapter 5:>Burghley fucking dies in hospital>Kris goes to the festival on a date with Noelle and Susie separately>Asgore and Carol Holiday rebound Romance arc>How to draw dragons Secret Boss
>>547613057trump, bible and god
>>547612987>Robert Fuchs>commenting on anything instead of pretending nothing is wrongnah, man. He's too busy using your money on terrorist organizations that want me dead, and Japanese hookers. And schmoozing with big rpg names because he hates the genre that gave his all his money.
In my Deltarune none of Hemingway’s garbage was ever published.
Hey CoL remove the fucking tariffs you goddamn retard
>>547607436Sneak peak at something I’m working on. I was planning on rending everything after all sketches were plotted out, but the shadow map for this one would’ve been too confusing for even me to come back to the next morning and figure out
>>547612434>this fucking DARKNER, RALSEI, is doing this shit
>>547613267go back to >>pol
undertale and deltarune bored me so much i went back to running people over with cars in gta
>>547613094shit you're right, i hate people who portray kris as a poor little meow meow
>>547613236>Toby RAPED me! Toby KILLED me!What's next? Toby REINCARNATED ME AS A COCKROACH?
>>547613293holy FUCK that water
>>547613293Haunting (In a good way).
>>547613293nice water I’d like to see you draw miss mizzle by herself
>>547613440You assume you can talk to me?
>>547613293this is truly impressive rendering but i can't tell what the fuck is going on. i assume sex
>>547613293insane rendering as always, I kneel next to >>547613618
what a nice looking gal i wonder what she has to say!
>>547614047what the hell is a toggaf???
>>547614047Disgusting rapist get her out of my sight
>>547613293Holy enchanting yuri this is gorgeous
>>547607301Why the fuck are there so many grammatical errors in Chapter 4? Am I missing the joke or something? This is like the fifth your/you're error I've come across in Chapter 4 within mainline dialogue. Surely Toby didn't hire ESL or underage niggers to help write dialogue, right?
>>547614221actually you got the wrong gal, my pal!
Tobuscus Foxworth raped me with his words on a private Undertail ERP server last year.
>>547614347islam
>>547613057I'm not sure ghostgender is the same gender as humangender
>>547613293great water detail, but i can't tell wtf is going on
>>547613552least i didnt give him my money.it is true, though, he gives money to people who probably want to kill you, and I'm waiting for the day he gets cancelled by his moralfag fanbase for the smallest thing.He created this, and he can suffer the consequences. If it were me, I would never play around with transgenders. Do not entertain their delusion for a second, or they will keep asking for more.
bait used to be believable *sigh*
>>547614381Both of them are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdgIPT-Qjec
>>547614381>i don't ship them, i just ship them
>>547613826>>547614440Kiss.
>>547613293>painter is becoming ch4pilledi used to pray for times like these...phenomenal work as always btw
>>547614347"Kris! Do you do not know him so much?"I'm convinced that someone fell asleep on the keyboard with that Shuttah in chapter 3.
Hitler was not a very good human supremacist.He only got into wars with other humans.
>>547614559i stumble forward, squinting, and comically miss the other anons kissable lips
>>547614613Right? Like, what the hell. Maybe Toby should've stuck to solodev-ing...
>>547614516It's PAINFULLY obvious that they do ship the two. They just don't want to catch any flack for being a smelly groomer like Shayy
>>547613293painter proving that she CAN draw lesbians while being straight
>>547613293surprise wicabel love from painter, based
For me it’s>it’s already been here the whole timeThis is why I play in Japanese!
>>547614613shuttah just talks like a foreign stereotype because kris is racist
>>547614826the other ones don't. It's just this one. the dialogue isn't legible.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>547614381>literally pulling pants over boner
>>547615013that’s not what’s happening
I NEED my dick sucked
any good m/reader fics
>>547614893>Do you do not know him so muchi think it's incoherent because toby's hiding a twist behind his backremember, that bibiliox is the hymn book the knight swipes- it's missing later
i need noelle to suck my dick
>>547614893Why hasn't it been fixed yet, hasn't the game been out for like 5 months? This is actually bothering me as I'm really enjoying ch3/4 so far, but these are just such egregious oversights.
>>547615104I'll do it as long as I get to chomp it off afterwards
I know that this has been posted before. But how much of this is true/happened?
>>547615150actually i suspect the main test of this would be what the japanese version of the text is. idk if we have any fags here who can do that.
I NEED my pussy eaten.
GASTER'S EMAILS LEAKED???ASGORE ALLEGED TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH "THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE" (NOT CLICKBAIT)
>>547615308london?
>>547615308hello im sub5
>>547615175Susie.....
>>547615174I went into the file and fixed it myself.Funny thing about that, there's a rudinn at the end of chapter 1 with another blatant typo that was never fixed either.7 years btw
>>547615175Flowey…
>>547615197discredited. toby said in an interview that came out after this 'leak' that there were only 7 chapters.
>>547615308I'll do it as long as I get to chomp off the clit afterwards
>>547615384would Susie use teeth when sucking your dick?
>>547615298Cross-checked the Japanese script* …クリス あなたは そのひとのこと 心当たりがあるんじゃない?Which is like "Kris, don't you know who that is?"
>>547615531Copy cat anon...
>>547615649thanks anonthat makes sense i guess.
>>547614347Jackenstein's pumpkin is intentional, though. Possibly Jockington's complete grammar butchering, as well.
>>547615635pic related
>>547615649He really has thrown in with the nips, hasn't he?
>>547615783fucking ow
none of the cast would be good at suckin dick except for the older gay male characters
>>547615830toby-san has already had the surgery. he is ethnically japanese now
>>547615197There is in fact a major weird route event in chapter 4, and minor changes in chapter 3. That could just be a coincidence though.
>>547615940
>>547615940Once again gay men are proven themselves to be better than most
>>547608643This is my favorite pippins design so far.>>547609737My immediate thoughts on her, too. I should be a responsible parent add more to the pippins I made, I would love to see the two together.>>547614571Unfortunately, I’m not the biggest fan of ch4 outside of the visual setting and gerson. This is just a piece of something bigger to complete the project, but there will be more ch4 stuff there.>>547614651The bell and the wo’or are kissing is what I meant
>>547615761Yeah after going through the whole fight, it seems so. Jockington's dialogue struck me more as Xavier: Renegade Angel-type weirdness.
toxoplasmo coded thread
>>547615940I don't need the head to be good, so long as it's Susie doing it.
>>547615986he could have gone off this, i forget when it came out.https://deltarune.com/chapter5/
>>547615940This nigga loves gummy blowjobs
>>547616129You were serious and not making a joke? Are you fucking for real?
>>547616161noelle…
>>547616131this is true
i want to rape
>>547616020i think i was thrown off by the bell being fat, i saw her pretty eyelashes after i posted my comment
>>547615940True...>>547616020By any chance do you still have the time lapse video of the fat assed Shuttah you did? I thought i saved it but it seems to have gotten a ticket to nowhere.
>>547616302Whom?
>>547616437everyone
>>547615197the only part of this i'd find credible is the idea that we'll have to go from house to house to deduce who the knight is, ace attorney style. that DOES sounds like something toby would do
>>547616413here you go anonsorry its too FAT to post herehttps://wormhole.app/vbaJN4#GdqbaDcfL5Z7hgoLK3w8sQ
>>547616549Can I go last? I'm a virgin.
>>547616712not touching that big bro
>>547616759you think i can put a bitcoin miner in a .mov? lol
>>547616361SHES NOT FAT>>547616413https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/536864417/#536924472The values on this one are pretty weak, if I were to do it now, I would push them more
>>547616862I DON'T TRUST TECH WARLOCKS, THEY'RE TRYING TO CAST JEWISH SPELLS ON ME TO DRAIN MY CREDIT SCORE, BEGONE THOUST DEMONS BEGONE
>>547616759Addison>>547616712>>547616862Spamton>>547617253Rouxls
Biggest jobber in Deltarune?
>>547615308I'll do it if you can do the same for me after
>>547615830Kneel to the chadponese.
>>547617563Of course, it's rude to not return the favor.
>>547616243Yeah I'm tismo. And honestly it doesn't invalidate the other times there have been glaring grammatical errors within the dialogue prior to this without appropriate context.
>>547617390YOU THINK I CAN PUT [MR. BEAST BITCOIN] [fallen by 14.84% in the past week] IN A [happy little trees], [Wise Guy]??!?
>>547617720i wish he knelt to them more. No more trannies, please.
>>547617420Catti might be up there, nothing she could do at this point would help her beat the potential woman allegations.
>>547617563>>547617746the children have forgotten 69
deltarune characters based on how often they'd masturbateKris: no libidoSusie: did it once, didn't feel muchralsei: thinks its too naughty, low sex drivetoriel: used to do it very rarely, no more after menopauseasgore: once or twice a week nowadays, you can smell it sometimesasriel: did it a lot before getting on with dess, does it less nowadaysundyne: only if very excited, usually after workoutalphys: almost daily, but eventually goes sore and quits itmettaton: nothing gets him going, would do it daily if he found a triggernapstablook: doesn't like itmaddie: preffers sex (gets none)sans: preffers sex (gets tons)papyrus: saving his first orgasm for his wife (once a week)RG1&2: daily, to eachothernicecream: twice a monthpizzapants: one every day during work hours, when waking up and when going to bedwet nose bandits: they fuck eachother too often to need itCatti: only when using jockington as a living dildocatty: only when doing a shlickoff against brattybratty: only when doing a shlickoff against cattyQC: rarely, sometimes comes to work with a vibrator up her assnoelle: only once during ch3 (post snowgrave)dess: currently only when she's bored beyond hell, not fun without azzycarol: cold, so so coldrudy: carol does it for him (it isn't great)alvin: bow of chastitygerson: cock dead, man deadberdley: as a reward only if he wins the daily tournamentjockington: too cool for thattem: ask tobysnowdrake: too floppymonsterkid: professional pillow humper
>>547617420susie's reputation as evil bully
>>54761802869 actually kind of sucks because it's an awkward position to be in and it's hard to enjoy getting your pussy eaten when you're also trying to focus on using your mouth. Or so Fave has told me.
>>547618080lancer: beyond sexual reliefroulx: the worms go down like the DS stylusstarwalker: beyond everythingseam: using the shadow crystals as anal beadsclover (deltarune): gets enough by smooching cute boysjevil: has better ways to get serotonin, does it regardless when he canking: tailmouthjobs go crazysweet cap'n cakes: using usb as vibratorsqueen: using vibrators as USBstasque manager: using vibrators and USBs as vibrators and USBsswatch: fucking tasque manager too much to jerk it (will gladly jerk you off for 350 DDs tough)spamton: if he doesn't shoot a pipis every once in a while after losing tenna he's gonna fucking explodetenna: chastity belt because of parental controlramb: plugging itelnina and lanino: first time they masturbated was with directions given by roulxbatat: fucks too many pippins to need itjongler: not really big on sexual acts, surprisinglypluey: every so often, only with a magic wandERAM: explosive cum, too busy being an item to do thatIMAGE_FRIEND: currently inside youjackenstein: COCKLESSmiss mizzle: PUSSYLESSTITANSPAWN: doesn't need to cum, it is the cumTITAN: shooting its load the entire fight ontop of youonionsan: i'll let you figure that one outvessel: mimics (you)r masturbation habitsgaster: SELECT THE HEAD YOU PREFFER
>>547618080Somehow I feel you've gotten Mettaton perfectly
>>547617928But Catti wasn't sent on any missions and then failed, all the potential woman claims were a result of everyone thinking the chapters were gonna be formulaic and her fans enjoying the attention their fave was getting. She has done nothing wrong to deserve the title.
>>547618080Mostly children btwforgot it was either mostly children or pedotrannies that infest this game's community, my bad.
>>547617420>jobs to king>jobs to queen>jobs to spamton>jobs to a little version of themselves>can’t beat Tenna>can’t beat the TitanKris
wassup, /you tee gee/.Sorry for interrupting horny time but while the managers are doing manager stuff, here's a heads up: the 25th /vg/ footie League has finished group drawing and >we ended up leading the Group F along with the western anime VN duo of /ksg/ and /ddlc/, and whatever the hell /snowg/ likes.Our first match will be against /ksg/ this Saturday at 18:20 UTC! (fuck if i got it right)
>>547618289they're teenagerslancer is absolutely a child though
>>547618289Robert fuchs loves pedotrannies, and you stood by and watched as they invaded your community. You deserve all of them.
>>547615940catti probably sucks good dicklots of sad lonely neet practice with like cat hairbrushes
>>547618410Cool
>>547618080>>547618225
>>547618412eh, guess it's no better than most anime enjoyers then
>>547617068Thanks anyway, I appreciate it!
>>547618028I haven't
I don't think Catty sounds like MissBNasty but I can only imagine Catty whenever I hear the "oh who's gonna clean this up audio" whether she's alone or with friends
Vibin in a jiggle belly quirky yas queen quip master kinda way
>>547618285in hindsight the class including jockington and temmie of all fucking characters should have been a tip off that the classmates were mostly stocking filler
>>547618410Right on right on
>>547618757No, even I thought that Jockington was gonna serve as a parallel to Ralsei(being the perfect servant he never could be despite trying so hard), not whatever goner shit is happening to him now
>>547618080not even in a gooner way I feel like noelle does it a lot
>>547618289I don't think it's that deep I started jerking it in the 1st grade
>>547617918He will kneel more and we will also get more human sexo too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lu-4zsaHjA
>>547618080>>547618225Only good posts ITT
>>547615940Blue Ears is obsessive bordering on creepy with his crushes and sells vaguely phallic treats I'm sure he practices>>547618926I remember being seven years old dry humping it to that scene of Pinky Pie clones inflating for not being able to watch paint dry
>>547618903depending on dialogue option, noelle tells you her jerk off fantasies to your face. such is the magic of the fantasies of toby fox.
Battat fansonghttps://youtu.be/rfUoR-p1104
>>547618225if tenna has a chastity cage then how did he and spamton make love??????
>>547619104
>>547619269nose frottage
>>547619308
>>547618410>vnplebsThe KING of erogames is going to show them.
Asriel's fetishes are borderline part of the mystery with how they only seemed to intensify with Dess' disappearance
I still say whoever tweeted that gif of Catty and Bratty as the literal queens of the Underground takes the cake for funniest potential swap role
>>547619448valley girl mad science, god help us all
why can't I follow the prophecy if I wanted to? Ralsei said that the story would be foretold according to what the prophecy says, only for this to be thrown away against my will in chapter 4? Why waste my time with it at all then? Just let me be happy with my neutral ending
>>547619584They look like they are going to recruit me into a summer camp cult
>>547619448they WILL create a hot robot boyfriend. they have the technology.
>>54761966012% of the nation's Science grants are now linked to the production(better said attempted production, neither of them understand organic chemistry well enough to do the syntheses right) of psychedelics
>>547618080I want to help fave with it
Do monsters deserve payback for what happened to the Fallen humans?
>>547619906>WHY CAN'T I ALWAYS HAVE IT MY WAY I'M BEING RAPED
>>547619913Located on a summer camp island of sorts?
>>547620090don't offer what you refuse to give me, or i have no reason to give a shit about any of it.i don't want to bend for the sake of a fictional character who refuses to talk to mine.
>>547620053i post this image one time and now it's getting put in every thread? that's fun
can you guys give me some yippins images
>>547619942the reason theyre apart in deltarune is because they dont have a husbandu to bond over. its terrible. theyre perfectly balanced in undertale because they understand that catti would get the bottom half and bratty would get the top half, and that without each other they'd never be able to hold him down.
what if fave and all its friends were animated by a canadian cartoon studio
Are you for real he actually lives in Japan? I thought it was a joke.
>>547620601Are you sure? Fave does not fart enough to be from canadian animation.
me after fapping my boaner <3
>>547620872yeah but fave throws up a lot
>>547620816its the least surprising thing ever but i wonder if he'll ever move back once he slows down with games/his career. its a little weird being so far way from family which I always got the impression that he was close with
>>547620872Canadian cartoons are not all fart jokes be for real please
I feel like everyone in here has been very horny today
>>547613552Toby TRAPPED and IMPRISONED me in the CYCLES of SAMSARA!
>>547621265i was hornier a few days ago
>>547621265anon i wanna fuck like you can't imagine
>>547620816The little "!" specifies that location can change due to traveling. So yeah, he probably is in Japan right now and he's talking to Sakurai on adding Noelle Holiday into Super Smash Party.
>>547620816IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCKZEHANS?? guess he really is living the dream.Did you know that in japan, instead of being ran by Indians, 711's are ran by the Japanese?
>>547620290Like, don't offer this if you don't want to give it to me anymore, and tell me where I can get more, instead of lying after 4 years of waiting. Give me my turn-based fantasy rpg (Deltarune is advertised as all three of these things on Steam) with knights and magic and a Big bad and his gallery of minions like you promised, or make a different game.
i wish i had worms in my ears, i could put my finger inside it, make them bite it, pull them out and all the earwax stuck to them, would make it way easier to clean em up
Do you think Toby actually lives in Sakurai's basement now? Is that why Sakurai keeps inviting him to everything?
The sega genesis was better was better than the snes, fight me toby fox.
>>547621130it's probably a lot easier if you can pay for your family to visit as much as you want with your $$$dogcoins
>>547621612aren't Sakurai's wrists also fucked up? is he transferring his boneitis to Tobias with a Shinto curse?
>>547621265Everyone who is not a woman in this thread will die a virgin so if you're a man you better hope sex robots become real and remain legal
>>547620290>>547621472I must have missed the part where Toby released the rest of the chapters. Was there a leak? Please share if so
"Wow Alphys was right wearing band-aids over my nipples and privates and absolutely nothing else sure has made me faster and more agile :) She's so smart :)" thought Undyne
>>547621601That's weird Noelle.
can someone write a short story of ralsei lovingly jerking me off
>>547621601Kidzbop System of a Down be like:Pull the tapeworm out of your ear
>>547622003it'd be too short, sorry anon
>>547621601i tried this and its not worth it, they just migrate to the brain after a week or so
>>547621265I am extremely hungover and the extra excitement from sex would likely cause a brain hemmorage. Sex is the last thing I want right now.
>>547621036>T.
>>547622003AI exists for stuff like that
>>547621601Just go to an ENT and ask them to irrigate your ears like a normal person wouldsaid Alphys
>>547621868You would have to buy massive fucking band-aids or have the tiniest pussy slit in the world so that a band-aid can fully cover it
haha dess you are raping the neighbor's boy!
>>547622325She just puts a regular sized one on the tip of her cock
BBW Tenna
I know what God really wants, dammit. He wants me to kill my motherfucking self. That's why he fucks with me. That's why he gave me a fucked up ass life. Well the joke's on him. I ain't gonna give that motherfucker the satisfaction.
>>547621265For the femanons, they're probably on the ovulation part of their period cycle. They synced up like 2ish weeks ago(I kept track).
>>547622513kris...
>>547622513>>547622576I blame the dingster for my shortcomings.
>>547622512no
>>547622576Kris is the active suicide risk character that anon in question is Ralsei after he finds the resolve to fully oppose the prophecy in chapter 5
>>547622512I also reject this
>>547622512makes me wish spamton had been female, if only so we get a fem. schizoid
I will lick Clover's sexy feet, I will repeatedly buttfuck her, I will marry her, I will make her babies, I will make a joint out of Flowey and smoke it in front of her and I will buttfuck her
People who preach media literacy are typically the ones who don't have it and use it to sound smarter than what they actually are.
>>547622512gross>>547622820also gross
Groomin'
>>547622898Every time. They have no business telling you how to enjoy your game.
>>547622512i accept
>>547622512
I have shit to do today
>>547622898Every single self-inserter I’ve seen has zero media literacyt. Too much time in shonenfag fandoms, magnified if they’re a shipfag
>>547622994You are the exception (giga retard) that proves the rule
>>547622820Pick up a pencil and make them women. Gerson would be proud
>>547623073i got shit to do tomorrow wanna fight to the death
>>547623073go do it retard
>>547621036I feel like that fucking goat is the reason I ended up wanting a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend
>>547622861Based!
>>547622820No. The Knight is probably female, be happy with that.
>>547623210It doesn't start for another 2 hours
The next week is approaching, go conquer itGoodnight utg
>>547623093Pacifist faggot
>>547623073I always have shit to do. I wish I had zero responsibilities again
I don't care about sex.I just want somebody to love me.
I was kind of dreading trapping myself into watching the croods cartoon with family but it has moments i cant not laugh at the animation
The Knight might be Rudy.
>>547623248Yeah...I have been fantasizing about a boyfriend a lot more than a girlfriend lately
CoL would be the perfect suicide bomber tbqh
>>547622820You can pretend that Seam is a girl if you want.
>>547623330well get ready for it
>>547623248Nothing wrong with being gay in the current day and age
>>547623248https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4?si=xB_ft_sqZYxsrWIt
>>547623529Me too. But I hate, and I mean HATE, talking to anyone outside of here.>>547623545CoL and Temfag are the Eric and Dylan of UTG
i'm off of work for the next two days and i finally have nothing i need to do. i don't know what to do with my time
>>547623784Learn how to do fortnite dances
>>547623248artist?
>>547623523I hope so
>>547623913i dont wanna do that
>>547623784draw muffet's juicy purple ass
>>547623784Let's have unprotected sex
>>547623529What about me *flexes hypermuscle*
>>547623610Homosexuality goes against the word of god. This is true for nearly every religious group globally.
>>547623752u can be my /utg/ partner if u wanta match made in Hell
>>547616204Anon, that post is from 2023 while that link only became active a couple weeks before chapters 3-4 dropped.
>>547624246I don't like berdfags sorry
>>547623784could you sketch a single circle? it doesn't matter if it isn't perfect, or even circular
>>547624216G-d wouldn't want you playing this faggoty video game either but we all break the rules now and then. It's only human to sin.
>>547624216You say this while posting a man who fucks other men for money
>>547624047i do not care for muffet>>547624191alright>>547624363i can try but i make no promises
>>547624354
>>547624213No. I'm supposed to be the big one >:(
I have a special surprise coming in Jackbox today, so join and draw something funny.https://twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/0tcNMv2Oh0g
>>547624514>i do not care for muffetirrelevant, dearie~
>>547624647damn i arrive just in time
>>547624576Worst pippins ever, should never be added to the sprite sheet.Claim made by: best poster ever.
>>547624383if you have a functioning brain, no video game can change your world view.
If the entire point of DELTARUNE is just Gaster how would you feel?
>>547623610I know there's nothing wrong with being gay lol i'm not like, self hating or nothing, I just, I think it's neat observation I guess. >>547623737https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGSbOSkM9is&pp=ygUdSXRzIG9rYXkgdG8gYmUgZ2F5IGNocmlzIGNoYW4%3D>>547623429i'm sure you'll find that somebody eventually, you seem lovable enough
I like Berdly.He's alright. He just needs some ego adjusting.
>>547624647i'm getting sloshed right now i'll join later
Spamton turned away from sex after Tenna's "sweet talk" made him lose everything. That's why he's Christian now.
>>547624576im sorry what are those colors
>>547608352Crepes suck ass
>>547624823To be fair, fags usually aren't very intelligent.
>>547623257Thanks fellow Clover (female) enjoyer
>>547623978no clue, I got it off like, pinterest. Sorry...
>>547625010
Chapter 8 will happen because the halfway point of 8 is 4. Check mother fucking mate retards.
>>547624213>insert here that one MUSCLES AREN'T CUTE sceeenshot
>>547610750>>547611528Love them, thanks numbersbro. are you doing this to shoot for a triumvirate spot? (well tetravirate) or just to make me smile? anyhow! Anons, I am suspecting I might have ADHD, May bring up with therapist. you guys think I have signs or just turbo-tism? G'night my lovelies
>Homestuck typing quirk in the threadthe /hsg/ /utg/ overlap is real
>>547625312Your pip is dogshit
>>547625382>Homestuck typing quirk in the thread1s th3re a pr0blem w1th t@at???
>>547625382That's not a typing quirk he's just a filthy LatinX from Argentina
>>547625312what’s the pippins name?
>>547622820tenna can't be female because he only exists and looks like that so mettaton can inevitably possess himspamton can't be female because he needs to possess the NEO body, which has the dick bulge of a godjevil was the opportunity for a girl one if only toby wasn't stupid
>>547625103you suck ass
Toby fox outted for being a Kress shipper and Shayy supporter.
>>547622820Suggesting a woman could have a mental illness is kind of chuddy of you anon. Do better.
Yes Starlo let's dual!
>>547625659>Kress shipperNice>Shayy supportereww...
i dun like this game
>>547625659I mean if Toby Fox can be friends with SHOTACAT and still get by unscathed then he could probably still associate with Shayy and be fine
>>547625386He's Awesome-Sauce>>547625471File's Name?
>>547626015speaking of omocat
>>547622820theres still time for asgores darkener lovedoll waifu
>>547626058…Mike? that name is taken
>>547625464If there for whatever reason actually are Argentinians here just remember this, it's the falkland islands.
>>547626176Who's The Taken "Mike"?Beside That's Not His Actual Name?
>>547625983wuz so bad bout it
>>547626267>the fockin islands
>>547626332>berdturd is this uncreative
>>547625983get yo ASS back in here right now young man!
>>547626015I still don't get how people willingly ignored all the red flags surrounding Shayy despite losing their minds over and over again over Omocat being a 2010 weeb
>>547626343Where can I book a flight TO THAT?
>>547626436>Ignoring The Question
BerdTaco
>>547613094Kris slash haters suck. I personally believe that Kris did slash them, but there are some logical arguments against it. But the hardcore haters don't use the logical arguments, it's always just "Kris would never hurt their friends!" Just totally sanding off any rough edges, Kris can only be niceys to their friends without their conflicting loyalties and self-destructive tendencies getting in the way of that EVER. The reaction when Kris inevitably does something even worse than the slash moment and betrays the party will be fucking nuts because these people are so committed to black-and-white thinking.
i love the civic doodle music
>>547626332you know Battat and Mike is an already existing character
>>547626536dipshit question but what else would Ralsei saying 'How could you?' even mean if Kris didn't slash them
Is the stream lagging for anyone else?
>>547625123No problem!
What does Ralsei in the original nihongo script when Suji gets slashed? Was it just "masaka" or somethin
>>547626465Can I be real for a second, I don't think many people actually watch shay as much as just know the guy via internet osmosis with the occasion viral tweet or video. Speedrunning is already a niche that the general public is uninterested in. Shay comes across like the guy everyone knows cuz they're friends with other popular guys people actually watch. Maybe that just me though.
>>547614893No, they all talk with a stereotypical French accent. They even say "Ooh la la". It's their whole thing.
>>547626640Battat Is Called "Battat""Mike" Is The PERSONA That Battat, Pluey And Jongler Use(Unless You Think That's The Giant Microphone As Well)I'm Asking Who Is The Actual Pippins That Is Literally Called "Mike"
Uncle Starlo just got Clover (female) a new hat and a revolver, based!
I'm gay
>>547626996I do think that it’s funny but calling him Mike would get confusing because “Mike” is an existing character
>>547627161Let's fuck.
>>547627161Yo, this guy's gay.
Cibles is just as much of a mongoloid nonce freak as Shayy.
>>547627161let me fuck you
>>547625238Goodnight!
>>547627161Big if true
woohoo time?
>>547627161proof??
>>547627286It's awful of me but I want the truth on this to come out simply because cibles looks funny and I want to have a good hard laugh
>>547627427When I feel heavy metalWoo-hoo
try for baby then take out the pool ladder?
>>547625238nini, maybe idk
>>547627069That's why he's the best character.
>>547627427No. Wahoo time.
>>547627286Absolutely, somehow they look even worse too, could someone please post it so I don't have to stomach looking through multiple pics of that cretin.
>>547627164He Goes My "Mike" Because They Call Him ThatAnd I Dont Think It Will Be Difficult Or Confusing?Besides, That Was Literally The JokeBy Being In That Room And Using Battat's Chair?(If Anything I Was Thinking That The Only One Getting Confused, Was Only HIM, In-Universe)
>>547627494Proceed.
when you think about it gaster's kinda like the painting goblin
>>547625238Don't forget the new /utg/ map fag. When will you move in with Kraut?
>>547627447I've posted my cock here before. No straight man would do that.
behold samuel undertale
>>547627604hm ok
How do I get a Berdly bf?
Imagine the utg meetup got made while everyone's as horny as today
>>547627709ummm aktually that is Samual G. Raintoot the secret boss of ch 8
>>547627767'sturbing
>>547627618I'm not sure if gaster will ever live up to my expections at this point, I trust toby will do him justice but zarla's version have been the main gaster I've loved for like, nearly a decade? Whenever handplates first started.
>>547625238Kill yourself
fave just watched The Exorcist for the first time! it was good
>>547627758Go to Comic-Con. Some people might try to molest you though, just being honest.
>>547627758come to NC
>>547627878why so many NC users here? i think you're the 3rd?
>>547627758Be:>Autist>Woman>Like nerd shit
>>547627767I'm relatively normal today thank you very much, if I were to show up then you should expect me to be the most well mannered person there is, as in I'll hit someone if they stank too much for the sake of everyone.
>>547628017isnt new york pretty big it’s not really surprising
/utg/ meetup where everyone sits around awkwardly just staring at each other from a distance and not talking to one another
>>547628017I'm from new jersey
>>547628116>NC>New Cork
>>547627830I seriously wonder about the fallout if it turns out Gaster is capital E evil. Obviously Toby doesn't do unredeemable but there's so much satan imagery around Gaster he might be Flowey tier at least
>>547628128The utg meetup would have everyone awkwardly sitting down next to each other with very few social interactions and everyone being on their phones to post in the thread for the most part
>>547622820same
I'm not telling you guys where I live, one of you will rape me
>>547627767i doubt there'd be any real fucking going on. i don't speak for anyone, but, like, i just feel like most of the people who post here would be way too shy to actually *FOR REAL* FUCK on the first meeting. I know I'd be way too shy to fuck the first time I'm meeting someone. maybe I'm just projecting. who knows.
>>547628116NC is north carolina sillywikiped says it's the 9th highest population state in the us which i guess is fairly high up so
>>547626680Usually the explanation they give (if they even bother to) is that he was talking to the Knight. Even though he's clearly looking at Kris when he says it and the Knight just beat the shit out of them so it's not like he'd expect anything else, but that's exactly why I'm a Kris slash truther myself.
>>547628442I have class sire, I'll only kill you.
>>547628442You mean tasqtard?
>>547628483Meetup can't be there because The Fiddler Diddler Froggit is there.
>>547627728I Mean, We Have1 Mike (Battat Cosplay)2 Mike (Pluey Cosplay)3 Mike (Jongler Cosplay)4? Mike (The Giant Microphone?)-5 Mike (My Pips Called That) So Its Not That Confusing When Toby Already Did The JokeOf EVERYONE Being Mike Or Literally NOBODY Being The Actual MikeAnd Its NOT Like I'm Trying To Give Him Extra Relevancy By Implying ThatEvery Time Tenna Said "MIKE. Do Something" It Was Actually My Pips Doing It Off-Screen All Along
What if fave pantsed you at the utg meetup?
>>547628442i met an irl friend on 4chan a long time ago because i posted where i live
/utg/ meetup where no one talks but the two fat guys go back to the hotel to fucking go at it vigorously
>>547628573We can all out diddle Shayy with the power of determination.
>>547628462who would be the first to get violent? it will happen for sure
>>547628360I think Gaster's going to be as evil as the playerLike the things he does are evil but he's on your level so it's hard to be too mad at him
>>547628707lets all gang diddle shayy!
/utg/ meet up, but everyone is just a pallet swap of Alphys
>>547628667and i'm watching them from a distance
>>547628494I see. Yeah that settles it for me
>>547626904>ヒドい… どうして…"[You're/That's] terrible... Why would you..."(The first word is just an adjective)
Phoneposting hurtful words about the appearance of an anon across from you at the /utg/ meetup
>>547628709i will sloppily eat buffalo wings in front of everyone it will be everywhere beard completely coated causing scottish cult anon to stab me in the liver
/utg/ meetup where Samuel Raintoot also shows up
>>547628768I like Alphys
>>547628667Im also watching while heavily breathing down anon’s neck
>>547628826This would literally happen
>>547628709do people genuinely seriously believe there would be violence at a meetup? i dont know how meetups normally go but ALL common sense tells me it would be way closer to >>547628365>>547628768lol
>>547628709Probably like, kraut. he'd feel the aura of gay coming off everyone at the meetup and he'd just like, probably pull out a gun and shoot everyone to death
>>547628653elaborate I want to hear this story
If you think phone posting is something to be genuinely upset about, maybe you're a bigger loser than the phone poster. - Fave
>>547628825 (Me)Actually, I'd rephrase the second part as "Why did you..." I had a brain fart
>>547628360I can see it, Toby have been surprising me for a decade pretty consistently already, that ending for chapter 4 still gives me chills, I just hope for zarla level of gaster writing at minimum
>>547628601Alphys's belt ray backfiredKamen Rider dreams quashed
>>547629006still havent heard a good exploonation for why it's so degenerate and awful, or even a bad one
>>547629006t. phoneposter
>>547615940I don't need THEM to suck MY dick. I need to suck THEIR dicks. One of their dicks, anyways (fave's).
>>547628667there is not a chair but an entire sofa for the femanons to watch together
Phone posting about how phone posting is bad while uploading a selfie of me pissing in the /utg/ “acid” punch bowl
*kraut really hates the gays*
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>547628953That sounds like temfag? Tasqnigger will drag off the defeated anons to his den.
>>547629143>painter brought a spamton and tenna costume for them
>>547629086what did they do to Susie...
how can you even tell when someone is phone posting? are you all wizards or something?
>>547629330Filenames are a dead giveaway
>>547629143I dont want to watch. sitting on the couch not having any fun at all.
>>547629105The only argument against it I've heard is that it allows you to more easily samefag or ban evade through the use of a different IP address thanks to mobile data, which is ironic because all the ban evading only ever happens on PCThere's probably many more reasons tho
>>547627758w-where do i submit applications
>>547629110I think you're an incredibly slow, cognitively damaged individual if you care about what device someone is posting on. I think you're desperate for an outlet to cope with your sad, miserable, pathetic life, posting on 4chan.>T. PC Poster.
>>547629431hey it's not like the couch is a celibate zone
does anyone ever think about how there might be another anon itt living just a 5 minute walk away from you? of course most likely the nearest one to you is 2 hours away but it's all just rng and sometimes you find shinies and gaster doors and stuff.so there might be someone here literally posting in the same apartment complex as you, and you would never know because neither of you are going to let it slip where you live here.what would you even do if you found out (NOTABLE POSTER) lived on your street?
>>547629330When they have perfect grammar with can’t shouldn’t and wouldn’t because auto correct iPhones have a specific name file for the images certain capitalization of words you can tell if you know.
>>547629365only if they are an Iphone user
>>547629330uhh duh this is a citadel for hypergamers
>>547629534ren and stimpy ahh noelle
>>547629534My computer autocorrects grammar and capitalization. can't shouldn't wouldn't
>>547629534>Spanish speaking NoelleSurprisingly cute actually.
>>547629531I don't ever think about that because there's a 0% chance someone else in the thread lives in my same country, let alone city
Accidentally called my black friend a darkner (hard r)
>>547629556Android filenames use dates and time>>547629484But we're both posting on 4chan right now... Does that mean WE have miserable and pathetic lives?
6 7
I wouldn't go to the /utg/ meetup because if there was a photo of me at the /utg/ meetup, it would become a meme due to how ugly I am and I would besmirch the otherwise untainted reputation of Undertale fans
>>547607436i can indeed quite confirm i am getting worseand people want more of this vessel doe
>>547629534i turned autocorrect off on ym phone because i am a MAN
>>547629739did he laugh?
>>547629765Maybe. But I think you're arguably sadder than me.
>>547629715antarcticanon....
>>547629715>>547629531i shouldve specified i was only thinking of non-flyover state fatlandiansbut still, you live in your country and city, so there's no way to prove there isn't a second. maybe i do too
I’m an iPad poster. Yes, I do watch cocomelon while drawing
>>547628953Kraut's a German are they even allowed to have guns
>>547629507the only thing worse than watching two fat guys have sex is meekly trying to make a pass at another femanon who swats me away really hard and shushes me and turns her attention back to the two fat guys pounding each other until the room stinks
>>547629820no but he did offer to bake me a yummy cake
>>547629909based?
>>547629780Just wear a kigurumi mask
>>547629978Are you going to eat it
>>547630061don't remind me of temfag saying he would come in a temmie(?) mask and NOBODY would be able to take it off of him because hes just so buff and strong and untouchable
>>547629531I live in the burger republic. I need an utg-specific sticker like fujo or something to put up in my city, but then a regular deltarune fan might post about it on twitter or something just because they recognize the pippins.
>>547629330It may not specifically apply here but iOS also swaps regular quotation marks with curly variants ( “ ” ) vs ( " ")
>>547628873Believe it or not but I don't like violence much, sure I'll be an absolute prick but I've really only hurt someone if they hurt me first>>547629715Same, if there were another anon near me then I would've heard about it by now>>547629780If more than half the people there are ugly then I'll probably bail on the whole thing, I've done that before for other stuff so it wouldn't surprise me
>>547630167So we need /utg/ gang sign
>>547629531I do know that like, theres at least one other anon who lives in Illinois. I also know that like, the doomer is gonna go visit Chicago at some point, so, theres like, a non zero chance (its like, a 1% percent chance) that if I head into the city while he's there we might run into each other somehow, of course neither of us would realize who we were interacting with, but, ya know. Its fun to think about.
>>547630279"testing this on PC"
>>547607436Was doing some Rolland drawings.
>>547629946It's ok anon, I would fuck you on the couch because I'm not interested in watching the fat guys fuck
the fetishizing of fat guys confuses meonly ever got shit for it growing upI get that the fujos are only interested in fat crts not like actual guys but it still feels bizarre to see fatness mentioned sincerely in a positive manner to any extent
>>547630279“He” said
>>547630167i want to do the same but i realized the best i could do is tape, paper, and markers which is retarded>>547630294it should be as general and instantly recognizable as possible, probably just fujo pippins. i was thinking a bright pink and green dice graphic would instantly catch the eye if you knew what they were, though it might need more detailing
>>547630382“Testing this on iOS”
>>547630438It's americans deluding themselves ablut their obesity crisis
>>547629789poor vesselle
>>547630438Anon you should know by now that everything is a fetish
>>547630410>*Pulls out fujo rabbit*Dear god, Rolland, put that thing back before is humps your face.
>>547630438scanon i-is that you buddy?
>>547630438i think some of the fujos like real fat men tho>>547630410charming, i like>>547630573even cubing?
>>547630453Tape, paper and markers wouldn't be so bad. The pink dice should also be drooling
What if FRIEND is a girl?
>>547628360Gaster can be whatever and I'll be fine. But I really don't want him to be the receptacle of Chara discourse 2.0. I just know I'm gonna see so much new fan art mischaracterizing him if he's even 5% evil and it'll make me super mad.
At the /utg/ meetup one of you are gonna have to chud correct Kraut and Temfag and it's not gonna be me
>>547630475It's pretty cool, with this information + filenames in mind finding the phoneposter should be trivial unless they're deliberately trying to masquerade themselves
>>547630438You’re on 4chan, fat boy. The fetishists come out to talk about our interests we usually have to conceal. Now do the truffle shuffle for me
join jackbox you fags
OH WAIT! What if the utg gang-sign sticker thing were the Fujo rabbit? It would be esoteric enough that the xitter crowd wouldn't start posting about it because they saw a pippins
>>547630910only if you blow me
jackbox anon what does that say
>>547630807I think it's male but I would never discourage people from drawing porn of female FRIEND
>>547629780I wouldnt know what to do likely scenario is i get a haircut look spiffy and sit down nearby and play ds games on my phone while imaginging everyone i see as a /utg/ poster and i post in thread like ayyy i saw a pippins cosplayer omg someone brought a spamton dog cosplay and then i get a burger
>>547630836Kraut isnt going he has to watching his dying mother Temfag is the definition of a keyboard warrior we’re fine.
>>547630980I spent like 2 hours on the joke and it hasn't shown up yet so we're gonna keep playing this.Trust me it will be so fucking funny
>>547630873please don't talk to me like this it reminds me too much of high school, thank you
>>547630419hell yeah
>>547630836I can't wait>>547630947Clever
"I am not a real sheriff.....just some nobody farmer".....Based Gigachad Starlo.
>>547631078Bullying fatties turns me on
If there isn't any booze or karaoke at the /utg/ meetup then what's the point? There's nothing quite like singing poorly with a group of other drunks.
>>547631158Sad western music plays
>>547630947kino
>>547630952SLORP SLORP SLORP
Why talk about stuff that's never going to happen?
>>547631228The circle of CHAAAA LAAAAAA HEAD CHAAA LAAAAAAAA>3 ppl who know the lyrics>7 who dont>the one who keeps going chaaaa laaa head cha laaaa
>>547631228Put the bottle down goddamn retard alcoholic you don't need to drink to have fun
>>547631375>the homie who hates fun
>>547631375Ok then, stay a virgin.
I'm gonna attend the /utg/ meetup remotely via a laptop on a trolley cart using my vtuber avatar that looks like Gaster with a voice modulator. That's all your getting out of me.
>>547631375deltarune CANCELLED dreams are STUPID
>>547631375idk what youre talking about the /utg/ suicide pact is definitely going to happen
>>547628462true i think the rate of potential fucking would grow exponentially after the third /utg/ meetup
>>547631168g-glad I could help (???)
Outerfell: Because Fallout was already taken
Mwah.
>>547631375One day it’s going to be real, I’m serious
>>547631228>BoozeI feel bad for the one or two femanons that might show up
>>547631432Everyone stop posting general cancelled
>>547630947
>>547631375Stick in the mud..
What about all the teenage posters here who can’t drink?
>>547631228there’s like a 40 year old anon here don’t want them to go into cardiac arrest
What do you do in this situation?
really important regarding gang sign stickers- where are the most likely areas for a utg poster to see a sticker? where in a given city? what gets the most foot traffic? if it's too close to a bunch of other stickers, it would probably not get cleaned up but also would be much harder to notice. take into consideration it getting rained on if it's not a regular sticker, too. so maybe under overhangs is better.telephone poles? those often are covered in stuff though. malls are probably a good idea, but who even goes to malls?where do you guys go?>>547631375cuz its fun
>>547631375I bet if there was ever actually gonna be a time where it was actually gonna happen, it'd probably be like, the day Chapter 7 releases.
>>547629461Anybody who wants to apply has to send me a pic of their chin
>>547631458LMFAO
>>547631375Because it's part of the joke
>>547631671>whoever has the least amount of chin wins
>>547630438With obesity rates on the rise, people sooner or later are just gonna have to deal with fucking fatties. Same reason why more and more people are becoming attracted to "femboys" and "tomboys" due to gender roles getting more and more diluted and effectively becoming reversed. I figured this out like 10 years ago. Yes, I am schizophrenic.
>>547631585In a perfect world... teenagers posters would not exist.
I think snippiP also works as a sign and she’s very marketable
>>547631739Correct
>>547631616just take it on the chin and go to bed
>>547631616He drank nothing because I already don't have a gender. I actually don't have a body either.
>>547631616be platonic vibes
>>547631772The xitter kids would recognize her as a pippins and start posting her
The music at steamworks is so good, sad it constantly gets interrupted by the stupid robots, Axis or Flowey
>>547621868"IF ALPHYS THINKS IT'S SO SMART THEN HOW COME SHE'S NOT DOING IT," asked uncharacteristically on-point Papyrus
>>547631630I always see stickers on the backs of stop signs but I walk a lotdid you guys you can order a pack of like a thousand usps stickers to your house for free. and theyre great for sticker art
Berdly's mom has got it going on
sluuuuuuuurrrrppppp took your fave sorry haha
>>547631616A gender/pronouns fetish is the most Gen Z thing I think I've ever heard in my life. Like I think this is the shit Rush Limbaugh used to talk about.
>>547631739Here's me, I'm berdfag 3.0, the one nobody has ever heard of nor talks about, and has only existed for as long as this post I'm making right now, here's a cool pic of me holding a gun, do I win?
sluuuuuuuurrrrppppp took your pippins sorry haha
>>547632061manmade horrors beyond the wrinkliest boomers imagining
https://vocaroo.com/16Mzs6RGkyC2Jevil voice fag here I think I've gotten slightly better at doing the voice what do you guys think. sorry that my mic sucks ass btw im recording off a phone >>547631771...BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD
>>547631406>>547631504Ya'll act like alcohol is going to be the end of the world or something, the worse I get is I vomit sometimes but otherwise it's not like I'm the violent type, not sure about other anons>>547631585I don't think teens really should be showing up to a 4chan meetup to begin with>>547631587LolLike do none of ya'll like raves or something? Cause I'm getting the vibe that most people here don't go to those kinds of events if ever.
>>547631879mettaton is built like this
>>547632087I was asking for no chin and you have 2 chins, rejected
>>547632087+3 points for the tomb raider shirtthats a rustlin some ovaries
>>547631427I'll do this but as FRIEND and the trolley will just silently roll by for a split second
>>547631771painter is cool wdym
>>547632087your moobs are insane they're like a weird insectoid chestplate that a "brute" enemy type would have in a stock sci fi fps
>>547632061detransition/sissification/genderbender fetishes have always been around man I jerked off to this quite a couple hundreds of times
>>547632134Pretty good anon. You could stand to sound a bit more unhinged or mischievous if you want.
>>547632186theres no way alphys didnt gve him a mosmter cock
are people actually too young to recognize him now, or
>>547632061Zoomer here, I've never fucking heard of a pronoun fetish in my entire life. This is a type of thing I bet 12 people on the entire planet have.
>>547632303Okay Temfag
>>547632185uh I went to a circus
>>547632185>I'm getting the vibe that most people here don't go to those kinds of events if ever
let's talk shop. Fuzzy dialogue. How does she speak?I'm typing this while reaching my arms over a huge subway sandwich
>>547632387no of course i recognize him its just funnier if i go with the rp
>>547632185I hate clubs and bars and stuff, I've gone to them before but they just make me feel more alone
>>547632387No that's me, that's for real me. I had that photo taken when some crazy guy named Frank tried visiting my house
>>547632387it’s a joke anon we know boogie.
>>547632278Mizzledrawfag is a teen?
>>547632374he doesnt even have an eye hes basically unfinished cus she has "executive dysfunction" (brain is fried from hundreds of hours of pmv nightcore fap challenges)
>>547632303I'm almost 30 years old, I remember when vore was considered one of the worst fetishes someone could have
>>547631739I got my lower jaw removed after a motorcycle accident. Do I win by default for having negative chin?
>>547630410oh mein gott a fucking fujobun
>>547632387yes. unironically who is that
It's so fucking cold in my apartment. I need fave to snuggle with and keep me warm!
>>54763259319
>>547632512what's ur thoughts on boogie? you gotta tell me man I gotta know
>>547632646that's buggy1488 creator of inspector gadget
What are Painteranon's thoughts on Boogie
>>547632331The problem is that if I get too loud my shitty phone mic peaks. I'm also trying to 1:1 copy Toby's voice acting for Jevil instead of doing my own thing with it. It's really hard
I got Boogie4988 teeth
Damn, I wont bother fighting that stupid froggit for the golden bandana this time
>>547632675Delicis diddyable deltateen bait for shayy
Which characters would be the best and worst to have in your MMORPG raid group, Susie would fuck up boss mechanics on purpose to wipe the group since she thought it was funny. Ralsei as a healer seems like the absolute primo pick
>>547632687man Iunno he's big and fat and has had a lot of controversies or something
>>547632646it's me, dude! fo real!!
>inb4 only girls attend the first /utg/ convention as is tradition for all cons in the history of forever
>>547632675Are you making this up
Hovering 10 feet away from the /utg/ meetup in a trench coat and Groucho Marx glasses to avoid suspicion.
>>547632964She said she was
>>547633002>holy fuck is that guy levitating
>>547632451I assume she talks like the empress from a hat in time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4Xx32GPDE
>>547632612yeah because she was busy giving him semi-useless shit like cocks
>>547633085quick! grab on!
>>547633085>eh I’d say it’s more hovering
Can we play a different game soon?
>>547632913I didn't think this thru I don't know what to talk about now
>>547632954I don't know how women work up the nerve meet irlthe idea of not being ashamed of my interests is foreign to me
>>547633002Reading newpapers while tiptoeing to different areas while pink panther theme plays
>>547632451Often short sentences. You get the idea that sometimes she isn't saying what she means. On occasion she'll talk for longer, daydreaming out loud, making an observation that's true, but may be a little rude. A burnt out socialite. Also this >>547633106
>>547621265I always love hoomans.
>>547633302you should start by killing yourself kraut
>>547633432Im not kraut!! I just stole that pic from kraut!!
>>547633432you know that's not him my precious little ray of sunshine
>>547632760but what's the lore behind the pic
>be me>be at /utg/ meet up the first>its a dog park with a whoopie cushion on the grass >one of the dogs is actually a /utg/ poster
>>547633432Anon...
I wish FujoAnon would make more art like this. Normally they only make whiteboard drawings but based on this they have serious talent outside of the whiteboards
cannibalism
>>547633276this is the last round of civic doodle, I really hope some of the funny surprises show up.
>>547633432That anon isn't rapeable enough to be Kraut
>>547633559Read this, my brutha>>547632529
>>547633559he's trying to hit the church a block over
>>547632889Jevil would constantly play really loud music over his microphone but he'd be really good at DPS. Spamton would just loot goblin and cockroach as soon as the raid starts to go wrong. Chaos King would play as a paladin and be a giant dick to anyone who didn't minmax perfectly by his standards even though he isn't that good at the game. Lancer would just spam emotes and be a goofball.
>>547633648little bit rude, their whiteboard drawings are very good and expressive and they have excellent linework
>>547632785Don't be discouraged, you sound good! I'm sure your own take on Jevil would be just as cool. I've heard some female Jevils who sounded nothing like Toby but still got that chaotic energy across.
Fave asks whats a trvth nvke
>>547633801it's when a fart turns into a shart
>>547633801A truth nuke but spelled differently
>>547633404Buttsex with Maid Frisk (female)
>>547632419I loved them when I was a kid, been a good while since I've been...>>547632429I don't know the movie so I don't get this>>547632512I personally love them, the embarrassing moments you share with someone, the laughter and eventually the walk out and how peaceful it is, really I've unironically only ever had problems with sober people starting arguments over drinking despite choosing to be around other drunks, course that's just my experience so it's definitely different than some of ya'lls, I just love to party a bit
>>547633648I agree but I also love their whiteboard drawings alot I need to give them a handjob
>>547633801Red truth
>>547633760I did a different take a few days ago with more energy into it, do you wanna hear it? Unaware if you've heard it yet
>>547633906Do you people contribute or is this it
>>547633752Their whiteboard art is still very good and I love seeing them everytime I come here, I just meant I'd like to see more colored in full art like the snippiP image. Kind of like what Painter does
>>547633913Holy newfag
>>547628494A variation of that argument I see is that Ralsei was just baffled by the Knight's power, as in "how could you one-shot all of us?". But in that case, I think Ralsei would say "How DID you...", not "How COULD you...". "could" implies that it's a question of morality there.
>>547633676If i got up on a stage and sang the song "rape me" by nirvana, would I be rapable then?
>>547633996If this is about the movie then please enlighten me
>>547633963God the non-Ryukishi sprites are so ugly
>>547634103it's from a movie where the cop from Se7en hallucinates his favorite actor Brendan Fraiser telling him to drink out of all the club urinals
>>547634043No.
Where...Where is my cute spider...?
we can holler about politics all day
>>547634103the quote is “do you know where we are”
>>547633913nta I'm way too autistic for bars, clubs or cons, the ideal meetup location for me would be the beach. Open and public, chill with no pressure to talk, good for activities like playing in the water and beach games.
Do you know?
>>547634393>robogote
Highly amusing little page I foundhttps://www.seaart.ai/user/6c086dd0195da046489cc66ff12f1a15
>>547634393WUT?
>>547634303We drew one earlier but it wouldn't be blueboard friendly
the return of fave
>>547634497What the fuck is this
>>547634470
>>547634630let the memory fade…
metal sans
>>547633969Sure post it!
Faves in Katawa Shoujo
had a brain blast about a thing im writing. I wish my brain wasnt so scrambled so I could think in a linear fashion and didnt have to hodgepodge my writing together
angel sans
>>547634018The Japanese version >>547628825 also supports that, he sounds even more appalled and accusatory there. Very stereotypical "just got betrayed" line.
What would genuinely happen if someone tried starting up an official utg discord server? What the FUCK WOULD HAPPEN?!?
>>547634906iunno ask the bunker
>>547634797What was the brain blast how dare you tease us like that is anything sacred anymore
>>547634624I'm proud to have a drawing in here
>>547634628Tasquefag struggling hard to generate an image of Tasque manager feeding ducks in the park, preserved forever
>>547634906I still haven’t joined the one that’s not the jackbox one
Wheres the child porn?
>>547634251I need to find this movie then, I love a comedy>>547634320Yeah, I just kinda assume that at least some of the other anons here are also semi-functioning adults, even if it's a general for undertale>>547634359I get that, sometimes I hate going outside too but well, the beach in particular is a horrible place for me due to how bright the sun is (plus getting sand in my boots is awful), I prefer going to the cinemas and watching a bad movie over that, I swear I was gushing none stop when I saw the exorcist for the first time a couple of years ago at the movies due to how good I thought it was, shame I don't talk to her anymore
>>547634773What disabilities would they have?
>>547635029Shay is that you?
>>547634512>>547634740https://vocaroo.com/18lIUWHld7BAI kind of got too loud with this one and peaked the mic a little, also I used too much of my Actual Gay Voice so it sounds a little too fruity to be jevil. I like the newer take more desu. >>547634906There is an unofficial one, the bunker, we don't care enough to assert ourselves as "official" and we know we'd just be asking to be raided or something. If people want to be invited they can ask or wait for whenever one of us decides to fuck around and post an invite. It's been fine so far. There's also the jackbox cord but I don't know what their deal is. I'd honestly like to talk to their owner some time
>>547634906I would immediatelty start brap posting and how to use discord to make the meme emojis and then goon for 2 weeks with the chat open
>>547635039i'm just lugging your nuts, it's from a show called Scrubs. it is actually a comedy but that episodes actually a sad one lmao
>>547634906you sound like some kind of knight of wands or something…
how the fuck do you draw characters standing and interacting in a room
>>547634906anons are gay but this time with identities attached
>>547635213use your own rich and varied social experience as reference
>>547635167call me the knight of wands how i used this wand on yo mother last night
Goat bricks in Deltycrap
>>547634528Link it
>>547635119jackbox noooo i saw them pounding their baseball bat on their hands saying that...they dont want anyone to usurp /utg/ control over the whiteboard...
What would you do if the /utg/ meetup was in a Michaels for some reason
Deltarune video essay by squeaky voiced European with a somewhat shaky grasp of the English language
>>547635415I don’t know what that is
>>547635119Yes, I like that take a lot better. Great pronunciation work.
>>547635119This "bunker", is it real? Can you prove it? Not tryna be a dick here I just genuinely dont know if my chain is being yanked here or something. ur post sounds genuine enough to where im questioning stuff here
>>547635359>https://files.catbox.moe/s3jcbm.png
>>547635415would love thatwe coud do crafts together
>>547635119I am the owner, playing fibbage 3 rn, ask me anything. Also pls join the game
>>547635415anon nonny has a part-time job I see
>>547635415This is when anon reveals shes a manager and they dubked on them for the holidays and now anon is hiring us to revenge party in a store
>>547635447*Scoffs* You wouldn't>>547635493Israel
JOIN JACKBOX YOU PUSSIESSUGM
>>547635283uh huh so how the fuck do you draw characters standing and interacting in a room
>>547635503o lol i saw thatgood job
>>547635596ok you dont have to shout at me
>>547635582palestine
>>547635596sugma hahuhuhuh i waas late by mere seconds sugma bolls hehe
>>547635596SUGMA?
>>547635493It's been real since Chapter 2 era because we got bored of dealing with every thread being about Kraut or Tangerine. Here's some of the channels if you want proof I guess idk lol >>547635556I don't have any interest in playing Jackbox I was just wondering about the vague possibility of you guys being interested in merging discords, probably a shitty idea but if you're interested lmk and ill speak to the other guys about it. I can see why you guys would want to stay as your own thing but you could probably get more jackbox players from at least leaving an invite in our place. Definitely a long shot I doubt you're interested lol
>>547635159That'll explain it then anon, I heard the of the show before but I'm not really a fan of that kind of friends or the office comedy, I'm more of an it's always sunny in philadelphia or scary movie
Carol needs a foot rub after a hard day of work
>>547635837She can do it herself
>>547635415why is Micheals on your mind
>>547635783AAAIIIIIEEEE YOU EXPOSED MEEEE
>>547635837i need it more please my feet hurt bad
>>547635783theyre gonna bully me for being in gay baby jail...
>>547635783Oh my fucking god. Holy shit. Dude this is like seeing the god damn one piece. DUDE THIS SHIT HAS BEEN LIKE AN URBAN LEGEND TO ME FOR LIKE YEARS!! This is incredible!! Are you the owner or something???
>>547635783Is any of the art posted in there good? Are there any notable posters in here?
>>547635629Use references online
>>547635941>>547635559I saw a Michaels ad and was reminded that they're still hanging on and of how stupid and pathetic and cum dribbling and meaningless Michaels is and thought I might do them a favor by advertising for them here
>>547635119I like the pronunciation but I think it could be improve if jevil sounded a bit more unhinged, it feels a bit stilted for the character
The holy coveted /utg/ discord...the meta posts behind the posts...
>>547636214there's like 15 active users the last time the wand man tried spiriting me away
>>547635783which discordanon are you
post the link
>>547636347link but blue?
did I miss the funny haha jackbox surprise? i was scrubbin muh butt in the shower
I will join the discord if everyone else also agrees to join.
>>547636431I'm in
>>547635986It's just a system I came up with to make new members join a channel where they can't post images/whatever to stop spammers until we verify them as not being a bot to join the server proper. A lot of servers will get deleted by a swarm of bots joining when everyone is offline to flood the server with stuff like CP and then reporting the place to get it deleted so this prevents that>>547636026I'm just one of the more active jannies>>547636029snowdin bunny artist is in there, the mecha kris/noelle artist is in there, there's two or three other somewhat talented artist frens who contribute to the whiteboard but we don't have many dice autists yet for some reason.>>547636313I don't like namefagging on 4chan so guess who>>547636347yeah sure. KT4zrbks is the invite code
>>547635783I only made the discord because someone suggested voice chat and I wanted to play push the button. If the /utg/ discord people act like that one guy from yesterday then it will be a horrible idea to merge.
AAAAAHHH NOOOO DONT DO IT DONT JOIN THE THE DISCOR- *gets gonered*
That discord is responsible for 80% of the stupid forced memes and worst shitposters in the thread and the other 20% still uses discord like tasquefag but just isn’t invited to the club.They must be proud.
>>547636634I can assure you it is not.
>>547636421did I or not
BE SURE TO JOINTHE DISCORD SERVERI AM SURE YOU WILLFIND ITS CONTENTSTO BE EXCELLENTTRULY EXCELLENT
I'll join the discord if Kraut is there so I can seduce him
>>547636541What guy from yesterday? the suspected Crusader of Shart? I am unfamiliar with your drama/happenings
>>547636541you will a whole total of 3 new people who use their mics there
who up jingling they bells
>>547636541Yeah, I'm not joining even if I dobplan to show up at the /utg/ meet up eventually, 4chan is one thing but discord? That's for people I actually trust.
Discord is why 4chan is kill.You idiots deserve yourselves.
im gonna dew it. im gonna dew it.
On one hand joining discords from people of 4chin is a bad idea, on another you guys are so autistic you're kinda harmless bar a few bad apples
>>547636842you don’t trust me :(
>>547636723i'm not going to be your discord kitten, wallace dwayne gaster
>>547636873just make an burner account with a burner email that's what i did
*knock kock* discord admin says we need new user to meet our quota for the hokidays no one unlocks their cuckcage until we get more user asap
>>547636494>attention whore fags in there>pippins posters not in thereBased pippins posters
>Carol is so obsessed with humans she wears these over her hooves
>>547636934YES YOU WILLIF YOU EVERWANT TO SEEMY DELTARUNE
discord is a honeypotutg is a honeypot
>>547637062I'd rather this than actual human feet.
>>547637085what type of honey is it?
>>547637039im searching for possible new friends
>>547637039I don't like advertising it and the conversation just kind of turned to that, idk who the two other fags are that are signalboosting the cord. I'll stop talking about it, as I've already posted the invite code ITT and there's nothing more to be said. Hope stuff goes back on topic soon or someone bakes a new bread
>>547636893Fuck no I don't, I'd trust Shayy more than you
>>547637273Nigga we ain't gonna steal your pronouns
utg discord server in anutshell
>>547637273RUDE you are not invited to my new bread>>547637305>>547637305>>547637305
Fuck the discord, only groomers use 4chan as social media.
>>547637383What?
