Previous: >>547607408>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Agnes Digital (3*), Hishi Akebono (3*), Ikuno Dictus (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR), Sakura Bakushin O (SSR), Fine Motion (SR)Current CM: VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/24 - Story eventDecember TBA - LIBRA CUP - Kyoto 3000m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Buena Vista (3*), Transcend (3* Alt), Wonder Acute (3* Alt), Tokai Teio (SSR), Mihono Bourbon (SSR), Kiyoko Hoshina (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
She fucking won.
>marked
continue your CMposting
you rollan or you skippan?
>>547626065This guy's right, I went from 1/14 yesterday from queueing up at 11 PM to qualifying for A finals from queueing up right nowGO GO GO
>>547626864skippa skippa
taishin LOVE
>>547626826>The Racer with No Limits
>>547626740cute fatties
>triple nose finishwew
I'm just throwing in garbage umas with my Taishin just to give timmies a chance to place for the finals, and they still can't beat the potential uma who is the biggest gamble this CM
>>547626864Rolling and sparking for Rice
>2/5>2/5>1/5>1/5Yeah last time I try to make favorites work in CMI'm gonna be a group B-er for life
>>547627123You lack love, see >>547626826
>>547626730King is a good girl, she snatched a nose victory.
How go your qualifiers so far /uma/? Look at my Bakushin! I love her a lot and want to brag about her achievements!
Dude was probably seething on this one.
>>547627004Why did you remove Top Road from the photo?
I love this uma for real bwos...
>>547626476You what!?
SMaru? Taiki? Vodka?All I need are my waifus, King Halo and Eishin Flash.
>>547627235what?
>>547627221good job beating a VFaggot
>>547627221>@VF>S>Vodka>lost
>>547627268how did you get your animation so smooth?
>tfw people don't think mile races are the most hype
>>547627221>@VFwhy are they at victoria frontier's house tho
>>547627241To answer your question, my 3rd grade teacher didn't want to have sex with me
>>547627178Oi. I'm throwing for fun. I already qualified yesterday. I didn't expect her to win anything. She keeps fucking placing lmao.
>>547627178>Dude look I luckshit a single win under optimal conditions>That's exactly the same as doing it 3 times in a single round in the perfect stats mile S whale hell shitstorm blizzard
>>54762736960 FPS mod.
Will you be pulling?
We love the boymusumes here!
>>547626864Skipan
>>547627235The artist didn't draw her bwo...
Even my 1200/700/1200 Taiki can't carry my garbage ass to finalsIt's always some fuckass Oguri Cap who has 400 less Power than me, or some front who doesn't even have groundwork or tail held high yet somehow gains and keeps a 20 length lead the entire raceIt's over
grim.....nothing to roll for.
Suzuka somehow won like 3 times in Round 2
>>547627221>discordfag/youtuber tramp tattoo
21 wins, 20 wins and 20 wins. Almost all even
>>547626864Skipping everything until Mejiro Dober comes out and then skipping everything until my oshi Tamamo Cross comes out.
its kind of amazing for me that i made this 2* grass wonder during URA and its still winning me races in virgo
Your childhood friend loves you even if you're a female trainer!
>>547627221I keep seeing (and beating) these faggots. Imagine putting your favourite kawntent kreator!!! in your own username.
>2/5>0/5yeah it'll be b finals for mejust fuck my ass already and let me die
AHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I MAKE A FINALS I WANTED TO BE KING OF THE SHITTERS
>>547627463/uma/ fucks stallions!
67.5% WR (54/80)tempted to swap out rice for another for finals, but that's too mean, so I'm just going to keep this team and let fate decide
>>547627625I've been using Dober welfare card so much I'm starting to like her...
>>547626864Only rolling KB rerun, XOguri and NYOpera/Urara, no idea what comes afterIs VBourbon even relevant at this point?
>>547627676>it amazes me that Turf and Mile S with capped speed and high power performs well
>>547627694Lesbians deserve love too, they are still human, despite being degenerates
>he is NYOT luckyoh nyo nyo nyo nyo just ged luckiy????
>>547627605Take it as a lesson that stat sticks don't work in mile CMs. I learned this last time around.
>>547627625I'm pulling for Ardan and Bobo
You are allowed to reply to this post if you qualified for B finals
>>547627625any of these uma banners will have free rolls? I think the Tamamo one gets some?
>>547627625I fell in love with the dumb countryside bumpkin shrimp so I'll have to roll for her. Other than that though it's all cards all the time
>>547627813thats not the amazing part its the fact i highrolled that much during ura with that deck and now can't recreate it
After a long, thoughtful pause, the umamusume finally spoke aloud what so many of them had been thinking. "Dahby," she intoned solemnly. Her peers nodded, or crossed their arms, or turned away in trepidation. Several silently wept. But what had been said could not be unsaid. Everyone knew: Very soon, too soon for their young legs, it would be upon them. The dahby.
>>547627461No, I'm not a fan of alts and I think her costume looks silly.
T-thanks
>>547627694Oneeloli, my only weakness...
>>547627860Curren Chan wouldn't say this.
>>547627369Are you fucking STOOPID?
>>547627625rolling dober for my gamblers and saving as much as I can for the big banner to spark eishin and cafe
>>547627904
>>547627625Going for Dober and Tamamo
>>547627461I want to but I have to save for my wife..Save me Ardan encouragement poster..
when do we get the QoL of being able to use clocks for non URA and game-over races?
>>547627876Considering some of the umas I've seen win, yeah...It's all about the skills and just good old fashioned positioning luck I guess, if you low roll and your pace chaser falls into a bad position, they'll just never make a comeback
>>547627625tamamo will be mine
https://jiggie.fun/U1wVWThttps://jiggie.fun/U1wVWT
>>547628249Probably 1st anniv
>>547628248be strong ardanbro
>>547627625
>>547627625I'm tired of waiting for Marvelous Tits
>>547627625Rolling for Bourbon and Ardan
>>547627625>want jordan and finemowe're gonna get the god banner, right? if I can save 60k somehow...
Nose Finish pictures are always so cool.
>>547627707
Tamamo "Chud Lightning" Cross..
>>547628575hey ironwill is good now... i think
>>547627625Bobo Eishin banner is a must, kinda want to roll for Oguri or Dober. But I still need to unbrick my Kita too...
>>547628415If you truly love her enormous breasts then you will wait nonetheless
Post Shinko Windys
>>547627625>Chiyo>Tama>Ogu>MY WIFEaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much stuff coming i hate it
>>547628575
This keeps happening, can someone tell me what the retention score for Class 6 is currently?
>late catches up to my pace>duel happens>wins because I used Haru Urara's card and gave me plenty of gutsYour spirit lives on Urara
>>547628350I will do what I can
>>547628592Post THAT
>>547627625If I was being profligate with my carats I'd pull for festival Rudolf since that chest wrap is ultra ero but I gotta play smart and bide my time for Shakur, Summer Golshi, and Bamboo Memory coming back-to-back later next year
My wives? Runaway Suzuka, Taiki Shuttle and Vodka.
>>547627707ummm VF is THE competitive umamusume community cooking the best builds
>>547628748*bites you*
>>547628759523,000
went 9/20 today, not sure how I made it yesterday
>>547628751
>>547628920
>>547628920*cums*
A whole bunch of strange shit is going to make it into finals after beating me. You're all welcome.
>>547628970
>>547628748
erm...newspaper man that's not how percentages work...
cm room, group B finalists welcome 85273571
what do umas do when they retire
>>547628970I NEED THOSE TANUKI>>547629185AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I'm proud of you Seiun
>>547629302make babies
>>547629302Reproduce
>>547629302I impregnate them
>2/5>1/5>3/5>1/5
>>547627876I beat a S groundwork runaway 1200 speed 1200 pwr silence Suzuka with a, like, 950/500/900 Fuji Kiseki with a shitload of mile and accel skills
>Seiun procs her unique to stay 1st for most of the last straight>starts to fall behind in last 200m when my Suzuka passes her>Suzuka immediately procs her unique to ensure the win
>>547629302Office job. There's a retired uma in an upcoming scenario that works in the entertainment industry as a desk jockey IIRC
>>547629521You made it, now it's all luck.
>no taiki shuttle: win 1st/2nd/3rd>see taiki shuttle: losewhy is this horse so fucking broken
>>547629521>qualified for AWhat's the problem?
>>547626262Based and top rate pilled
>Taiki Shuttle surprised someone managed to beat her in a duel when she has a gun
>>547629609She's THE Mightiest Miler for a reason
>>547629521>4/5Easy game. Outskilled. Just built better. Roll higher.>2/5>0/5>1/5*cough*
>>547629698CUUUUUUTE
>>547629609>Mightiest miler>Is good at milsShocker i know
>>547629609My Teio beats them so all good for me
>>547629698Sex and sex
>>547629529In the last mile CM, before Unity was out, I had an absurdly highrolled 1200/771/1200 Grass Wonder. I don't think she won a single race and I didn't even make it to A finals, the only CM I've failed.
>>547626864isnt rob roy a must have?
>>547629538
>>547629302They get married, this is canon
>>547629609I'm pretty sure I've seen more pace Oguri wins. Truly the peak horse (as in cap)
>>547630014Only if you need guaranteed right-handed or left-handed and golden recovery for late-surgers
>>547629609
>>547630070Bro forgot to feed his Oguri
>>547629302They just go do a normal job somewhereKing halos mom does fashionAkebonos and Eishin flashes mothers are both patissiersTaishins mom helps in her families flower shopIm pretty sure Shuttles parents both work on a ranchThat sorta stuff
GutsGAWD have mercy on me
>>547629609Mine is losing but then again I'm shit at the game
>>547627461BA did this outfit better.
Gentlement, i actually met one.A 30 percent oonige Suzuka
remember to keep your horses well hydrated
>>547629302
>>547630237Extremely based toreina
>>547630250>better>very little tattering on the wrappings>literally nothing elsekeep telling yourself that, sensei
if i win my 3rd race and i get put in A i will blow up the cygames HQ i dont want to play against giga fags
>>547630354What is "1.36% dehydration".
>>547630250that looks like absolute shit. you only like it because you're a pdf file
>>547630554if you aren't actually shitposting then just retire your run
I'm sorry Rice bro... one of us had to lose and my rice ate a toast this morning...
I’ve gotten second far more than I’ve won but mile cms are fun, medium and long are kinda miserable
I was getting raped, then I subbed a gold ship in and #shejustwinslol, see you in A finals bwos
>>547630647NTA but don't just lump BA fans and pedophiles together. I hate that gook shit.
>hey guys you know how creek awakrdly conflicted with her popular stamina card?>what if we made her conflict with the creek stamina card AND kitasan!This is an extremely poorly designed character, is creek always doomed to mediocrity?OH BUT DONT WORRY, THEY ALSO MADE A DEBUFFER WHO ONLY DEBUFFS FRONTRUNNERS!
>>547630935Alt uma don't have to be good because they can count on umachuds to roll for their waifus anyway.
>>547630720Medium is fine but long is "do you have the requisite cards? no? get fucked then"
>>547630705Did you put a larger amount of jam than normal on it?
>>547630720>>547631067Nobody is stopping you from joining Open, you know.
>>547630935>A DEBUFFER WHO ONLY DEBUFFS FRONTRUNNERShello? based department?
> Want to make all my next CM umas end debuffers> Can't fit aoi in deck while also building umas that actually winHmmmm what a conundrum
>>547631067aren't they the same? Like the stamina req is the same since that NN debuff only works on medium and stuff
>>547630796no one did that schizoid
Is my Taishin too retarded? I heard recommended wit is 600 and 400 is minimum but not sure if it's a gaslight
>>547631231>seaclubbers
>>547631361I may exhibit many of the "pop psychology" level symptoms of schizoid personality disorder, but I have not been diagnosed and doubt that I would be.
>>547631414>poor midrace>no pumpIts glue
I don't understand why Mile S is so fucking hard to get in Unity, I get it 1 in 5 runs
how does stamina even work in this game? i just watched a runaway suzuka with 300 stamina get hit by 3 maybe 4 debuffs and never got tired or slowed down
Good job, Goober. Let's see if it actually makes finals any easier.
I'm pretty sure I just beat someone who was doxxed /here/ in the /uma/ lobbies... sorry bwo hope you didn't need it
IT'S POST CM JIGGIE ROOM TIMEhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiecan't actually play this time[, got other vidya to crunch but wanted to facilitate/spoiler]
>grind out two S fronts after trying a bit>not just witgods, pretty excellent spreads with mile S, great skills>in every single CM room, they have -NEVER- lost to another front, and have dabbed on every single suzuka I've seen>despite everything I just typed, they have a 20% winrate at best and just get absolutely flattened by the late surger armyHey guys super smoking hot opinion but I think frontrunners are kinda bad now.
>>547631563i forgot to mention she had no recovery skills
>>547631563stamina gets converted to HP, umas have a base HP to begin with
>>547631570You see some wild shit when you throw.
>>547631553Pump is still used in the long CM?Also I don't have enough skill points for midrace if I have to buy the god recovery skills and encroaching shadow and no stopping me, shit is hard
Hope everyone got the results they wished forIf not then your finals won't disappoint you!
>>547630237who won
>>547631553>pump on Kyoto 3000m>pump on an end where you lose if you're still 6th at the point it procslol
>>547631836gyaru love
>>547631553>pump>longRetard
LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG
how in gods green earth is my akebono winning more than my oguri
>>547631881>>547631823Taishin will not keep up with golshies. Golshies move up to 4-5,you gamble with the pump.
>>547628748Is that...
I don't think anyone in this general actually knows how Runaway works constantly talking about needing 1000 + a gold recovery for milesThis just effortlessly swept and it wasn't even close
>>547628129Sucky sucky nnn~
>>547632060Ofcourse they dont.Its just a front that needs more power lategame to compensate.Not wit,not stamina, raw power.
>>547631881Nta but what do I inherit for late/end for Libra? Feed me the spoon.
>>547632095>...and, post!
>>547630935I want Rice Shower to suck me dry
>Gold Ship>need to have enough midrace skills to keep up>but not too much to where you're unable to proc AnchorsI'm not looking forward to this balancing act shit with CM6. I've already dealt with this crap with Taiki here where I both lack midrace skills and have too many depending on the lobby.
I swear you can hop into uma at two hour intervals and get COMPLETELY DIFFERENT opinions I really should start grudgeposting because just a couple hours ago I had 3-4 people tell me it's still solid next CM
>>547631881>>547631982the guide says to use pump on end closers thoughbeit?
>>547631837I couldn't have asked for a more entertaining 20 races. She almost beat S/S+ rank oinkers multiple times.
>Pdf>67what's the average age in this thread? 16?
>>547632060Bwo group B wins are not impressive...
what does it feel like to get your dick sucked by an uma?
>>547632295This is in group A bro
>>547631836>middle aged woman putting on her old clothes
>>547632060>>547632165I really wanna know how you get such insanely lucky matchesIve seen suzukas with higher stats in -every single- category that choke out, how is that "sweeping"?
>>547626740UMANIGGERS! Is manhattan cafe playable in global yet?
>>547632230I just give whatever answer feels groovy in the moment, I don't actually understand any of the mechanics beyond number go up.
>
>>547632395Nope
>>547632261>tfw people born after 4chan was created could be here
>>547631848Someone else's Taiki. That Rice got like 7th place
>>547630935At least her unique does something just than recovery. Swimsuit Spechud spooked me and tried training her for next CM and it was such a horrible experience
any1 else popping chevrons rn
>>547632261I'm 30. So yes?
>>547631414you have zero midrace skills nigga
Did you queue early?
>>547632415how does curren look genuinely evil in so many screenshotsFALCO STAY AWAY SHE IS PLOTTING SOME WAY TO RUIN YOUR IDOL REPUTATION
>>547632415FALCON DONT GO WITH HER SHE HAS THE NTR SMILE ON
>>547632060post CM resultsyou do need maestro, otherwise you die if you get rushedthe more speed the more stamina consumption, it's better to have speed through skills
>>547632027I remember winning Gemini with this, I guess it's a completely different field now with how many skill points and stats you're able to put on Gold Ship with Unity
>>5476323952 more weeks
I will create an Uma x Trainer, ethnostate. It will be a nationalist, imperialist, totalitarian, homogeneous culture which will exterminate the identity(s) of it’s neighbors(most important being yurikeks>>547631837Special Wife
>>547632060A solo runaway front runner will usually be able to create such a strong gap that they can win if all of the late surgers activate their acceleration even just a little late.
>>547632381Uma is luck gameMile CMs are gambling hellholes where it's all about positioning wit rolls and activating the right skills at the right time to have a good positioning for the final stretchDepending on your luck, your ace could be dredging it in 8th place or have already passed the front runners before the final cornerAnd that's not even getting to mood RNG and the chance of rushed
>>547632261Eternally 17. My shrink said something about arrested development but what does that dumb bitch know
>>547632572>skill pointsI finish URA with close to 2000 and Unity with 1400...
does anyone have that smart falcon comic where she's a post-idol christmas cake?I remember she had her heir down and eishin was in it
>>547632568you do not need maestro
>>547627796JP still uses VBourbon even after the balance changes, probably not a must but has to be solid enough
>>547632454>there are anons in this thread that never played with floppy discs
>>547632505How can I buy midrace skills while buying NSM, encroaching shadow and 2 gold recovery skills?
There has to be something fundamental I'm missing with building late surgers. Every single race they lag behind and don't push forward with all the others, and then when the others activate their accel skills they don't and just flop at the back. And yet when I look at the Umas post race they all have similar statlines and skills
>>547632568>there's anons running umas with only 3 winswhat compels you to do that? I also had a jobber and I just replaced her
>>547632714I had a wet dream about Maruzensky
>>547632239>The guideThink for yourself and do your own testing. Some guides recommend Head-On for Pace Chaser which is an absolutely retarded skill to take if you read its activation conditions on Gametora.>>547632202>>547632027Inherits aren't important for Ends on Libra because most of your points should be going towards mid-race skills. Lates have to rely on Pump because they have no other option, but Taishin has Encroaching Shadow so the points you spend on Pump are better spent on midrace velocity to move you further up before you start to spurt.
>>547632696with the changes to stuff like how umas spread out SFV and redshift it's more random than ever. way too easy for your uma to push up to far then lose to the gambler you just made 4-6th
>>547632415they're talking about making a baby
>>547632825No you don't
>>547632780You play goldship with the mayano card
>>547632745no because she is an umacel and that would never happen
>>547632818CM is a team game, sometimes an uma's job in the team doesn't involve winning.
>>547632602Ive saved over 60k gems just for her and her alts.
>>547632454a 15 year old little shit created 4chan once upon a timewhy aren't we joining a place another 15 year old little shit made
>>547627796The bully squad
>>547627796>>547632771bourbon is pre-cucked on global due to the skill changes, fronts are currently the weakest runner type and Vbourbon does not change thatHOWEVER, she still has one very strong novelty that she is BY FAR the easiest frontrunner in the game to build, completely autism-free building, so she'll still be popular simply because if you want to build a front for something, she can essentially do it blindfolded
Uhh bros where are the CM results? I thought you guys were queueing?
>>547632929My beloved
>>547632778Got a floppy dick for you to play with right here bwo.
>>547632252What's the build on this qt3.14?
>>547632929But I did..
>>547632778>they've never touched a 8-incher floppy>"floppy? but they're pretty rigid!"
>>547633023i'm watching the eagles game bro i don't have time for that
>>547633013>run 3 fronts>75 percent>taiki didnt win a single timeSure they are
>>547633003its kind of weird global will never experience this>Smaru's time in the spotlight is already over>the same patch that killed Smaru pre-killed bourbon>Xoguri will be strong but global will probably get red skills early which leaves her time in the spotlight short as well
>>547633108
are there any energy dump events that you personally consider worth it?i like to gamble on the mejiro dober WIT card the first event that either gives you 15 or 45 skill points
>>547632519>>547632536>>547632912I'm a mom now...
>>547632818looks like runaway there to control the pace, cuck fronts and maybe win if no other contesting
>>547633013i just feel front runners were pretty fucked for f2ps before the update, after the update f2ps now have late surgers at hand since they're far easier to train
>>547632517Yea and I was able to advance to group A
>>547633013desu thats a very interesting value proposition to mei feel that spreading out a CM team's styles as much as you can is very important in team composition and if you can diversify your squad with a frontrunner with little ball-ache that's a great reason to grab VBourbon even outside wanting to be an out-and-out metafag
>>547633275Your mile S???
>>547630014her training is shit, which ruins almost all speed cards
>>547633003These? My oshis!
>>547633271I think it's good that global has their own "meta" in a way
>>547633080I was going to post the uncensored version but the ballsac and nipple looks gross
>>547633216>triple speed eater>hesitant debuffsNO FUN ALLOWED: The team
>>547632852What about my unencroaching Hishiama
>Finally get perfect skill activations on my Late Surger>The jobber Runaway Suzuka has a velocity debuff>Cuts her speed enough for a Taiki to catch her at the endThey weren't even on the same team, I hope the Suzuka trainer dies a horrible death
>>547632415
>>547633363My Turf A bro. Barely single circle affinity.
>>547633023I'm waiting an hour and 15 minutes to queue bwo
>less than 400/300/400 1st inspiration with aptitudesabandoned>less than 500/400/500 1st inspiration without aptitudesabandoned>less than 800/600/800 2nd inspirationabandonedI'm tired of doing wasted trash runs
>>547633216If you specifically run 3 fronts then any Taiki's in a 9-racer field with you is at an inherent disadvantage because she is at best 4th in the middle leg and any more pacers+fronts will outright disqualify her from firing her ult unless she wins a lot of wit rolls and fires a lot of midrace skills
>>547633491Glue, I'm afraid.
>>547633216>triple speed eaterBased villain
>>547633310Her kid (Shamal) is a good dirt hors
>taiki totally jobbed yesterday, unable to make A finals>remake her with angling and shadow break today and a bit more strength and suddenly she’s killing almost every room and easily got to A finals on the first ticketDidn’t think it’d make such a huge difference, holy shit. I see now why they always inherit angling on pacers in JP. Sorry for doubting you, Taiki
>>547633216>fronts proving the best mile hybrid build with triple speed eating + hesitant stacksCheckmate
>>547633316Yeah I noooticed runaway was killing my fronts in rooms that's why I brought taiki uodka and golshi instead
I give up
>>547633216Sometimes shit like this confuses me because I have a maru and falco that are quite a bit stronger than all 3 of your fronts and I can't even get into group A finals, 20% winrate.Do you queue in NA mornings or something?
>>547633151Prove it
>>547633013>completely autism-free buildingThis greatly appeals to me.
>>547633551Glue for brains, her job was TO JOB (while being entertaining)
>>547633543Silly anon, that's why you're supposed to get Shatterproof
>>547633749GIGA BRAIN URARA
>>547633768me when eating my own semen
I have 3 speed slots, who do I use for Golshi on Libra
>>547633807what's her deal
Why is oguri fat so fucking strong, my taiki can never beat them
>>547633770Is shatterproof supposed to be the one mid-race accel that works because it will fire during a position keep adjustment or what? i dont understand how it actually works in the moment because i never took it
>>547633414>SFW>Taiki runs the outer ring because she is horribly lagging behind>hesitants proc>most of lates and pacers are either stuck in the front minefield or dead outerI'm lovin it. I do have horrible odds vs lets see...>runaways>oguris (pulse compensates the shenanigans and they do not accelerate as hard so they do not overshoot)>pump ryans>>547633689No,i queued when it started, right on the clock.
>making bakushin for TT>she gets mile S, turf S and front S>making taishin ace for CM>she gets nothingwhy is this game so fucking nigger dogshit
>>547633923Just simply build a better Taiki
>>547633417Then you're kind of fucked and have to cope with Pump barring NSM shenanigans.
>>547633889Nobody knows. She's on the list of uma nobody pulled for.
>>547633863But why
She fucking did it bros
>>547633863Anon you good?
>>547633689>Not using Seiun Sky>>547633013Fronts are the strongest this CM though?
>>547634073Based and shiraokipilled
goodnight umadacchi
>>547634038Well there's a reason I'm not gonna put effort into this one, but inherits are freebies so might as well get decent ones
> About to lose> My umas are 7th, 8th and 9th> 2 wins only so group B> ENTER KING> from 8th to 1st in the last spurtI fucking love her
>>547633889IRL shinko chased and bit other racers.
its so fucking overi couldnt get S mile aces
Nonstop Nut in Nature!
>>547633863you're crazy, bro.>>547634062Whys she like that
>>547634125anon come on man I know this is a gaslight general but you have to say things that are SLIGHTLY believablewe're all doing CM rooms every single person in this general can see how fronts are doing
>>547634145WAIT WAIT, I'LL DO THE RUNS RIGHT NOW so please PLEASE
>>547633715How
>>547632768>15 racesOkay, now tell me how she did in round 2
>>547633879SweepNarita Airport can be a complete bum with that specialty priority, she might be worth it but considering golshi is +0% speed training you really need speed cards on deck in speedProbably Teio as a 3rd because i think Flash is all late surger skills
>>547633863>Feeling horny >Ejaculate into my mouth >No longer horny because I just jizzed>Semen in still in my mouthUma for this feel?
>>547634145Night bwos. Don't forget to jerk one off to the homies
>>547634125>whale plays whale role>whale wins with whale pick on whale roleokay?
>>547634125Seiun is the worst front you can pick for this, simply because her midrace is lacking vs smarus.
>>547634145umasumi
>bro fronts are dead brooooo>people posting their high win rate frontsI'm starting to think /uma/ is being paid off by Big Late
>>547634298>Narita Airport
>>547634125>sky EVER making it to first place to ult vs literally any other popular frontYou're losing me fast
>>547634145Goodnight cute chrono
>>547634273
>>547634145Good night fluffing
>>547634208I'd bite her back
>>547634434>>547634364>be smaru>inherited angling and scheming>lose to taikilol
A lot of people are using front runners today, bring your bignig Suzies
>>547634483Why her back?
why is she #1 favoritewhat the fuck is going onim about to get blasted
>>547634562Stat distribution, don't mind her.
>>547633768That the fuck is she eating? A cherry tomato or a fucking jalepeno?
>>547634542Element of surprise
>>547633993Me neither.
>>547634524yes...? That's the point we're trying to make, fronts are bad, this conversation is now going in a circleif you're using solo seiun sky and run into 0 fronts and get her unique off... grats I guess? she'll probably lose anyway though since solo fronts suck at building leads
>>547634537>dies before the spurt>gets overtaken and I proc anglingI have never seen a bignig block me so far
>>547634524That's the problem with fronts, only Seiun has a good chance of winning vs non fronts but she loses to literally any other front.
>>547634562Wit is valued at like double. I knew one guys comp he would wit and gut max his throw away so he could use target in sight on his ace
>>547634145I do NOT consent and I also don't consent to your sleep either
>my taiki gets Bad>S rank taiki gets Greatgg
>>547634524You either run 2+ fronts or you do not run them at all. You also build fronts so they spot struggle all the time.
>>547634145what's so good about it?!
>>547627625I have too many.
>>547634291
>>547634537>see bignig>Falco has ALWAYS caught up and stole 1st and got A&S off every single time>just loses to a taiki or a late anywayThis is really hard bros, I'm literally getting my supposed win-cons and losing anway
>>547634073>:O
>>547634750>S rank Taiki does the SFV proc into moving to the outer side of the track
>>547632852if you dont mind me askingwhat makes head-on bad for pace chasers?it triggers randomly in the late race and need to be positioned in the first half of the packif not head-onwhat other accels are there for pace chasers anyway?
i cant make curren chan workshe cant winhttps://files.catbox.moe/3xjfh6.png
Ive posted big Daiwas for you to enjoy so you feel compelled to help me with mapping out rolls for the next scenarios:i have around 470 rolls + 50 support tickets at around Cafe bannerCafe banner (1x spark)~2months later (+1 spark):¥FukuSpeed banner 1.5-2x spark~4months later (+2 spark):Inari banner (1x spark)~2months later (+1 spark):¥Light hello scenario banner 0.5x spark~1month later (+0.5 spark):MaruzenskySpeed banner 2x spark~3 weeks later (0.7 spark):Daitaku Helios banner (1x spark)~2month later (+1 spark):¥RamonuWit banner 1.5-2x spark¥= likely has free rolls Does this seem accurate or possible? Where are rolls i should rather save? The uma banners are non-negotiable as i want Cafe, Inari and Helios no matter what
>>547634948absolute witlet
>>547628295>13 hour roomput it out of its miseryhttps://jiggie.fun/U1wVWThttps://jiggie.fun/U1wVWThttps://jiggie.fun/U1wVWT
>>547627785>entire personality is GRRR I HATE MEN >would probably be a korean feminist>MY WIFE MY WIFEAnon, you may have some genuine shit tasteNot that it matters since she's a god-tier parent so everyone is forced to play her anyway
>>547634948Bwo your wit?
>>547634993Damn shame Cafe is a bad end closer.
>>547634948You are fucking retardedgood bait
My danchou went 0-40 and failed to get in the Finals
>>547634993I'm sorry bro im far too sleepy to help but I do love that Daiwa's big see through bra so thank youHopefully we get even more gibs soon Good luck
>>547634125bwos am I wrong or that seiun isn't even good? I can achieve stats like that and better, it's only mile S+groundwork at the same time that's a problem.Not a whale like this guy, too
>>547634948Curren Chan nabbed me some wins.
>>547634948I saw a Curren anon (Curranon?) work with with this
>>547631695Deleted this one for now to funnel people into the existing room, sorry I didn't see it
>>547635052Even her trainer...?
THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY SMART FALCON IMAGES80% OF YOU POSERS AREN'T EVEN USING HER
>>547635139you aren't picking the correct skills...
>>547635138do sleep well then and hopefully dream of more Daiwa assets.Planning out rolls in advance is making me pull my hair out
holy fuck I qualified into A finals, didn't think I could do it going 2/15 yesterday
>>547634890It is bad because it can trigger at any random point during the late race. The earlier it triggers the better, and on tracks like miles the chance of it triggering early enough to be good are high enough that it's worth buying. The longer the track and late race, the worse it becomes because the chance of it triggering too late to matter increases.You are better off building a sacrificial front as fodder for your pace chaser to proc No Stopping Me
>>547635196im starting to like her a lot cause of /uma/... i had no carats tho maybe next time
So I finally got the ticket from doing 20 Unity runs. (I've been trying to make mile umas with ura since that's more consistent, not because I'm lazy)This is basically a 'use this on a copy of Fine Motion if you've already got Kitasan and Super Creeks cards FLB' right?The only other card that looks tempting is Boku no Biko Pegasus but that's mostly because She's good in Unity from what I've seen. I only have one copy of FM and BP, any other cards I should use this on? Does this ticket expire/get more cards added to its pool?
>>547635196I'm using her in my TT team
>>547635151Forgot pic
>>547635196I'm trying, I'M -REALLY- TRYING!But man, this is a really hard CM, I even get rabbits off of all the suzuka players and just lose anyway.
Oguri, Vodka, Taiki/Over and over and over.
>>547635310>Does this ticket expireNo, but having the ! icon there will eventually drive you to ruin
>>547634890Head-on procs at random during late race if you're 5th or higher.If it procs after the downhill, then it's peak, later than that and you're already entering spurt mode so it's not as effective.Still cheaper and better than redshift or SFV, paces have literally nothing else to accelerate, picking straigh descent is also iffy because there are 2 hills.
>>547635196
>>547635342Shameless! based
>>547635472this stupid fucking retard would definitely say some retarded shit like this because she's retarded
>>547634993Cafe is trash, skipFuku speed is for whales, skipInari is trash, skipLight hello is good, try to get lb2Maruzensky speed, must have if front cuck, mlb, usable at lb1-3 for othersHelios is bis miler meta, sparkRamonu wit is for whales, skip and keep using Finemo
This creature almost won.
When should I queue bros?
>>547635472dumb falcon
>>547635412BUUUHI BUUUHI OINK OINK PIGGY WANT SOME oats??? BUHIIII
BROS WHERE ARE THE SHARDS
>>547635460So,no pacers,no fronts, all ends and lates?Special Week/Mayano viable?
>Summer Maru is underperforming in this CMis this another gaslight?
>>547635052I said I'm starting to like her, she isn't even close to my wives... But her constant bitch face is doing something to me.
FUCK YOU EL CONDOR PASA AND YOUR BIG FUCKING ASS YOU BITCH
>>547635196I am using her and I lost every race because I don't have mile S...
>>547635640EXCUSE YOUI WANT AN APOLOGY
>>547635662
>>547634660fronts are bad yet anons are posting 70%+ winrates with them
>>547635607now
Getting mile S feels like winning the lottery at this point
>>547635668I don't know anon, follow your heart, the issue is not thinking about what is viable, the issue is thinking what can beat an unleashed Goldship.
>>547635673Fronting is a whale game and its not that easy to make two of them.
>>547635720So this is the power of non-borrow MLB Kita
>>547635607I've always had good luck queueing in the last 1-2 hours before close.
>>547635443>>547635310me when i'm indecisive
>>547635720>im not a piggy>heres my full mlb deck btw with all top tier cardsyou were the reason why the teioposter posted...
>>547635583>Fuku speed is for whales>Light hello is good, try to get lb2>Ramonu wit is for whalesholy mother of gaslights
>>547634473I want to have a wet dream about Dantsu
It's fucking tough out there bros :(Still have hag love though
>>547635720>all mlbshut the fuck up oinker
>>547635737It's just one anon who got lucky with his matchmaking RNG though...
>>547635196You mad?
Anyone have final stats on their Runaway Suzuka with Final Push?
>>547635920>>547635884I'm gonna defend this falco player THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO OINKER DECK ATLEAST LB3 KITA IS HUMAN RIGHTS
>>547635831nta but uniroincally the freedom of choice really really helps CM to CM way beyond the usefulness of the card itself
This is my first Group A final. I'm scared.
>>547635920>All SRs except for a KitasanF2Pfag....
>>547635737>anonsthat one single guy?not the best timing of this post considering all the posts above and below yours
I'm using Doto because I know I'm losing to Goldshit regardless, god I hate Long cms
>>547635692Leave her ass to me
>>547635720You are at the very least a F2P+ monthly carat pack beginner packs pige, if you have smart falcon and all relevant SR+kita mlb
>kept getting queued vs S rank S miles or debuff teams>accept fate that i wont be in group A>somehow last two races for my last ticket>Smaru somehow wins a 5 front runner room>last race taiki out of nowhere takes the win against S mile taikiwoah...im starting to believe againbut i know if i want the platinum title i need to remake my team and get S milebut thats too much
>>547635920>>547635884>>547636148MLB SR CARDS ARE "OINKER" NOW!? What the fuck do your spend your carrots on? WE HAVE CRYSTALS AND SHIT NOWAre you guys just new to gacha games or something?
>>547636034And these are the girls who got me there. Whatever happens, the power of friendship can never be defeated.
>>547636202>What the fuck do your spend your carrots on?My wives
>>547636213>bnwACTUAL SOVLI KNEEL
What's the best carat pack to buy?I really want my Digitan.
>>547636213unfathomably based
>>547635720Bacon is BACK on the menu, boys.
>>547626864I only have 3 ten rolls to try and get Super Creek. Everything else is saved for Kitasan and Holiday Fatty.>Just pay the 1st anniversary Voucher for Creek/OguriThat's reserved for Brian, who I failed to roll.
>>547634434>>547634364sei is the only front who can actually win because axs is too weak when it's inherited. if maru, falco, or a suzuka that actually works are in the room, she almost definitely doesn't activate it, but fronts are extremely unpopular right now, so she can work if none of the above are in the room and you're using a rabbit suzuka so that she doesn't just get passed midrace by an overexcited taiki.
>>547636213a slight deduction because there are no actual mile races in the triple crown butfuck you for drawing the word SOVL out of me anyway
>>547636253you sound like a shitty husband or some gross arab if you have to roll for THAT MANY wives
>>547636213post banna fiend winrate and stats
>>547636213
>>547635291>>547635460appreciate you guys educating me about thisreally insightfulthank you
Whales will only get more powerful as stat caps increase.
>>547636213BASED BNW CHAD
>>547636202You are arguing with unreasonable unlucky ducks that are salty that their hero, Teio, has betrayed them for a couple carrot packs. Most likely impulse rollers upset they can't make their new toy sparkle or just niggers causing a stir.
>>547636404>saying this when MANT is the most f2p-friendly mode in the game that also introduces a literally free card to the metabad timing of this post
>>547636339Why is three too many in a game where most content requires three characters?
>>547635720You see now that the thirdies will take any excuse to drag down anyone better than them
>>547636394You realize they're trolling you, right?
why do some of my umas wind up really far outside on the final spurt
got two more tries to get to A finalswhen's the best time to get in
>>547635196remember when no one rolled on smart falcon's banner, and then CM came and everyone was using smart falcon? /uma/ is nothing but paypigs, all the f2poors left.
>>547636557Because you touch yourself
>>547636057bad fronts that are not built correctly, many high win rate front runners from day 3 CM
>>547634364he grinded out gold early lead (from Twin Turbo) and basically every front skill on that Seiun, she pushes ahead of all but the best built SMarus because he plays 14 hours a day.
>>547636427>one of the best designs in the game>absolutely terrible in-gameIMAGINE MAKING A LONG-ONLY UMA THAT ONLY DOES LONG RACES......AND SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT AT LONG RACES AND SHE JUST JOBS TO GOLDSHIP!
>have two aces that are stacked to the tits, but only A Mile>I’ve beaten a couple legit S miles, and have lost to absolute dogshitI don’t mean to sound like coping, but unironically what kind of conclusion am I supposed to draw here about how good my chances are at the finals? This shit all just seems so fucking random. The only hard data I can see is that I’ve won 51 out of 75 races, but maybe that’s supposed to be expected at this stage of the game
>>547636595I pulled smart falcon while trying to get seiun sky thougbeit
>>547636595Falcon spooked me when I tried to roll Bono.
>yeah bwo I just happen to have my own MLB Kitasan and every single meta SR card at MLB
>>547636641everyone jobs to goldship in the end, that doesnt discredit her from being an insanely good LongUma
Probably no one cares but I though I was toast yet king went from 8th to 1st in a moment and landed me in the finals. I kneel to my king...https://files.catbox.moe/zxfbea.mp4
>>547636534???explaintrying to understand mechanics to get betterand prep for the upcoming librajust clueless on some things
>>547636616>went from saying "anons are posting">to vaguely saying "there are many high win rate anons out there somewhere"Something tells me you post in /pol/ with this slippery way of talking
>>547636641Just wait for the Valentines alt
>>547635196but I've used her every CM since 3, and will use her in CM6 if the statues are gentle with me...
>>547634834>17.3%Thats actually better than I expected.If you are trying to actually fucking win with an oonige, not hitting the stam requirement is probably the way to go. An oonige that hits the stam requirement wont have to worry about gassing out, but will never win, because they had to sacrifice too much SPD, Power, or SP to get the stam. On the other hand, an oonige that dosnt hit the stam requirement will frequently gass out, however when they dont, they can still win.That's how it was for Gemini with F2Ps. The ones that were understamed, all did better than the ones that were under SPDed.
>>547636557they're trying to avoid getting blocked. if you want to avoid this situation, get groundwork on your paces so they can secure inner lane positioning
>>547636767Naw I'm just joshin ya, you can 100% trust their advice man.
>>547636641they had a stick up their ass at the time thinking that everyone was just getting stamina checked, and thought an uma that easily avoids being stamina checked would be good enough, please understand.
If only. If only I got fucking capped speed Is she still usable for the current cup with the greens and the S aptitude?
>>547636595there were some free rolls on falco's banner, there are luckshitters out there>>547636805>go from the best outfit in the entire game to ugly ass baby puke green
My runaway Suzuka with 900 stam and 1 gold blue got 1st which surprised me but w/e usually she gets 4th or worse after gassing out
So at the end of the day the difference between me and some S oinker ITT is that I don't have my own mlb kitasan but only LB1?
>decided to give smaru a chance at redemption>did about on par with 2nd sei disregarding day 1 statsI dunno who to pick for the finals...
>>547636983Fuck no, her power is abysmal so she would've died anyway. Don't feel bad. She's glue.
>>547636759>NSM and Red Shift firing that deep in the stretch>Ult and two speed-up skills fire right after, allowing her to rocket forward anywayinteresting alignment
>>547636595I pulled for Falcon because I thought she looked cute and I was tired of jobbing on dirt in TT. I definitely got my money's worth.
>>547636759Gratz bwo
>sub 50% WR>somehow made it to A finalsI'm so fucked
>>547636983>Uncapped speed >No Mile SYou think this is a game?
>>547636983no capped speed OR s mile? she is absolutely going to choke on the final stretch, every single uma in the room will be running 30-40% faster than herNot even bringing up the glue-tier power
>>547631326HOW? this is mine and she barely wins at all...
Why are Kinguchads so strong toreinas? I've never beaten one, they're first-rate.
did the golshi jiggie just die
>>547637063>>547636759oh right, the (three) speed-ups and ult fired at the uphill where everyone slowed down relative to Kingu as wellvery nice alignment
>>547637041>running a single frontFor what purpose
Im not even going to attempt until Ameripaypigs at Westcoast are asleep
>>547637209Brown skinned IQ
>>547637259so your taiki isn't in 1st place
>>547637259You should probably run a front to decrease Taiki's odds of stumbling into 2nd or 1st place on the bend
>>547637061>>547637134>>547637178I guess ill just kill myself in front of her.Whats the bare minimum for power and stamina? Cause I've been having a hard time trying to get enough for both.
>>547637209stop building witlets
>>547637012>>547636427>one of the few umas who actually swap running types from alts>become a meta as fuck end closer with spurt+shadow built in and a great unique since lates suck in long races>basically perfect kit for long races and can actually beat goldshipBUT THEN SHE SWAPS TO THIS UGLY AS FUCK OUTFIT AHHHHHTbh like 70% of the valentiens alts in uma are ugly, idk who keeps designing the valentines outfits but they need to get the fuck out
>>547636641>best uma in a category is a paid one>people bitch about it>best uma in a category is a free one>people still bitch about it
>>547637259i wanted to run my daughter taishin (and good thing i did because she's kicking ass). i'd say at least 80% of my rooms had an enemy front so solo front has not been a problem.
>>547637298Sweep is such a cutie
Post your WR58/80
>>547636983here's mineshe gets consistently punched by S mile pace/lates, especially if you're the only front
>>547631326>>547637209bros...
>>547636803check prev threads
>>547637423Post deck so I know whether to laugh at you or cheer you on.
>>547636983Bwo even if she was perfect, you’d still have to pray to not run into suzus so she doesn’t get niger’d and autolose
>>547637474I won all my B races, so I'm not going to count them.
>>547637041
>>547637452You see, you need to have a really SOVL (shit) Uma with a very shitty f2p deck for people to acknowledge you
>>547637436>>547637012Roll for both so you can swap to the black outfit
>>5476351360-40? I would say did he enter his TT but plenty did and won
>>547637124Same, I'm gonna take my participation carats and run
>>547637452actually it's just goldshipfor example everyone has oguri yet if people win with her it's EPIK and BASED
After playing this mood rng wit rng distance s inspiration rng slop fest and only getting into grade b I’m done, only bought monthly packs. It was a good time, peace /uma/
>>547637436You do know you can swap out the outfit if you have both of them?
>>547637474i havent done my races for today, give me about 2 more hours
>>547637726>OguriYou didn't win.
>>547637643
>>547637209NTA but your Matikanefukukitaru has significantly less velocity skills. You are never gonna hit Pump like that.Also Acceleration is a bad skill, although having It's On! does make it suck slightly less.
>>547637259it's just a greedier oonige in concept, if you are solo front you die but prevent a pace promote, if you compete with others then if your front is strong there is a chance they'll win outright. There is nothing wrong with a solo front.
>>547635310It cuts off right before NN but doesn't entire. Usually recommended to keep unless you have 3lb Kit, 2lb+ Fine Motion and 3lb Creek already
>>547637716Look at her go.
that's itclearly goldship is the best unit in this gameim just going to make a goldship ace for every distance
Easy game.
>>547637736it feels so good to never spend a dollar on this game while comfortably sitting waiting for A finals and seeing posts like this
>>547637547Legacy 16 speed3 staminaLegacy 23 wit5 stamina
>>547636697bwos pls, should I worry about my odds or not
Holy glaze
>>547637947You didn't win
>>54763747460/80 (48% taiki, 40% oguri, 12% vodka)
>>547637952Stop signaling your brown skin
Surely 900 stam + 2 gold is enough
>>547637986No such thing as glazing Oguri Peak too much
>>547636697>>547637982What you're supposed to do is release yourself into the arms of fate
>>547636034You made it. That was the hardest part.
>>547637986what program do people use to scramble text like that?is it a phone thing?
By next year, how large of a drop in the player base will there be?
>>547638129lollmao
>>547637846So his is winning more because it has corner/straight velocity and probably THH? And yeah I guess I don't have a ton of wit but I figured speed and power were more important...
>>547637976>Own MLB Kita+Sweepy+Kingu>Speed/power 1103/693
>>547637982Have you not lost a finals yet or something? It's pure rng. Even your best efforts could result in getting blocked and dying
>>547638068You seem insecure to suddenly bring up race! Could it be because people are smarter with their money than you?Let me rephrase: It feels so good to sit on my purchased home in King county, Washington state, while never spending a dollar in Uma musume, while reading posts like this!
>CM drops>poors post themselves dabbing on the whales>new banner drops>whales post themselves dabbing on the poorsriveting rivalry
>>547638196I use Snagit for work, which has a blur tool.
>>547637509>especially if you're the only frontWhat really killed S Maru wasn't the update, but the self fulfilling narrative it created about S Maru being bad. In the last CM you could just run S Maru with no other fronts and you'd be fine because youd almost always get a lobby with other fronts in it. But now you really gotta commit to the triple front strat.
>>547636759Based King enjoyer
>>547638280you post on 4chan gloating about your time spent grinding on a gacha game. you are as much a loser as everyone else and still brown skinned
>>547638230I make this mistake every single CM. You need a decent number of mid race skills to keep up with the pack, otherwise you won't hit the conditions for for your late race skills. This cM in particular it seemed like mid race skills were crucial as my lates have always been way behind going into position keep.
Gomen danchou, I was too busy sailing... I promise I'll do better next month, so please don't kick me...
>>547637976>Stamina sparksYou need POWER
I kinda think Supercreek would outright kill someone if she caught them trying to throw hands with her trainer...I wonder what the statistic on uma related deaths are
>>547637784>>547637693I actually DIDN'T know thatDoes that show up for other players? Like, can I make my summer maru put on her classic outfit in CMs?
>Bro you NEED fukuspeed or TopRoad speed next scenariowhy?>No you don't understand you just NEED to roll for themeasiest brick dodge in my life
>>547637452>best uma in a category is a paid onewhich uma is only attainable through paid banners?
are double power inspirations the meta now? or one speed + one power?
>>547638474Yes, if you want to jumpscare people
Are the whales sleeping yet?
>>547638481that's true nobody has made a good case for either and they get instabricked when the better speed cards start dropping
>>547638474>Does that show up for other players? Like, can I make my summer maru put on her classic outfit in CMs?no, it's only visible to you
>>547637474
>>547638381>AIslop replyUnironically that dude is 100% Indian or some shit
>>547636213Genuinely the most SOULFUL anon in the entire threadPoors piggies and browns alike all kneel to this
Is there any benefit to going through and uncapping all of these?
>>547638408Jesus christ training effectively is hard. Knowing which skills count as mid-race means studying every track... My head hurts...
>>547638554yes it's safe just the f2plays queueing now.
>>54763747467/80
>>547638481Fuku is a p2w card, you don't need it. And if you know how it works, you borrow it. Don't waste your money on this.The NTR card is less p2w but more of a skip.
>>547638242>>547638469I seeI still got time, I promise to make you great Maruzensky. No matter what anyone else says
>>547638661you literally get free carrats for uncapping milestones
>>547638628I was about to say he sounds like one of those russian/indian twitter bots parading as burgers
YES FINALLY I DID ITMY FIRST GRADED A FINALS
>>547638628indog probably
>>547638661You can level them for that support bonus % FOR team trials
>>547636616>>547635737>>547637543I want to forcefully kiss and hold hands with Seiun
>>547638545>>547638604AIEEEE
left was 3 spd 1 pwr 1 wit 1 rikoright was 3 spd 2 wit 1 rikohonestly neither of them are that good but i have to make a choice
>>547636213please tell me the banana field and tickezo get the occasional win and it isn't a taishin hard carry.
>>547638661missions
>>547638253I won the first two and lost the last two, but my Umas were unironically dogshit when I lost, so I don’t have an actual reference for just how much rng plays into it
>nobody will ever match the SOVL of KinguGOD
>>547638560the only benefit i've been told and understand for fuku speed is the boatload of stats you get at the beginning, meaning your start races are a lot more consistent.
>>547638464Danchou said you'll be kicked unless you go under his desk again
>>547638792Nice try, I am NOT wasting my shekels leveling up R cards I'm not gonna use.
>>547638838Why in god's name didn't you get her gold recovery?
>>547638776the boys did it...
>>547638938The quota gets higher every month.
>>547638878what's up Kingubrobe a little less cringe about your picks though...
>>547638628>>547638772W-wait that's AI?I posted that before too, fuck, did I get got?
>>547636759lewd
>>547638972oh i'm still doing mile gold ships. 601 stam is enough for the current (mile) cm right?
>>547638280>>547637952Maruzensky paizuri
>>547639005do you have eyes or have you only had the image dictated to you by text to speech software?
>>547638662this game wouldn't be fun or popular if the training was easy
>>547638359being the only front doesnt happen oftenbut it happens enough to be a concernmaybe double front/leapfrog strat + another ace would've been good
>>547639005Anon.. stop posting slop.
>>547639005how can you not tell? the AI art style is pretty obvious
>>547638939i think the price of getting up to lvl25 on each card is reasonable for the bonus
>>547638937I assume this is for parents, but if she doesn't have good skills (looks mediocre) then I'll never use her.
>>547639047i can't believe she puts those lewd stockings and garters on every single race like its no big deal...
>>547639084Oh, yea it is. Nevermind then
>>547637952How does she run with those things not slowing her down?
>>547639005bro your eyesight? and even the post is llm slop
>>547638975>>547638776congrats bwo!!!
>>547639119>>547639158>>547639282>>547639174I CAN ONLY TELL IF THEY HAVE FUCKED UP HANDS, THE PISS FILTER, OR USE THAT SHITTY RIPOFF GIBLI STYLEI think I'm actually getting old, I can't believe I fell for it and had that saved on my PC, I just liked huge hag boobs... I'm gonna go take a nap or something
>oinker gets btfo'dno amount of money will ever compensate for being fundamentally inept in all areas of life, try better next time piggy
Fuck off, this has happened like 3 times in a row on this race.
>literal ojii-sans in this thread getting tricked by slopI bet you use facebook too...
>>547639428Oissu
>>547637947metafaggots have no soul
>>547639391That Maru pic is ai because of the lines and most tellingly because of Spe's eyes
>the person writing the refdoc that has shilled kita rerolling and saving everything for kita banner now did a video about how you shouldn't roll on her after allat first i thought it was just the sloptubers but it seems everyone that writes guides for uma is either gaslighting or changes opinion each week
>my 2nd round races>1w 0w 1w 0w 1w 2w w2>my last race is fortunately 3wjisas this CM is so cutthroat, not like my umas are S but definitely close in stats/skills. All other CMs I got my finals qualification in the first or second or so races. Did everyone just become gods or something or all the shitters left at this point
I want Cafe more than anything and no metanigger will convince me otherwise>she is bad as an end closer or on any track but longsfuck you>she doesn't have good skillsfuck you>she only have 30% on staminafuck you>she is a bad parentfuck you>she is cringe and edgyFUCK YOU. I'M PULLING HER. And you can't do anything about that. Go play with your Gold Shit or Taiki Slopper or whatever is the fotm horse for your 1000 additional carats while I earn my Manhattan Cafe Expert title. You won't gaslight me. Fuck. You.
>Top Cunny barely doesn't hit speed capIt's over bwos...
Queuing a couple of hours after reset is a completely different experience damn, yesterday I went 1/5 in my first queue
>>547639391It's annoying how butt-ass ugly that anime made daiwathen again all the uma animes suck except for cingrey
>>547639145It's just taking me a long time to get the hang of it, it actually takes some decent effort to analyze each CM track and understand what to build for it. I guess this is why sloptubers are so popular for this game.
>>547639391here's two ways to predict if a drawing is AI if your eyes aren't used to it- reverse image search it with saucenao with an image search extension, vast majority of the time an AI image won't return a source- if it's from twitter check the account vast majority of accounts posting AI sloppa will declare it in bio
after the lack of soul that virgo and leo cups had in terms of meta picks, I think I may make BNW for Libra even though Biwa and Tickezo aren't very good.
>>547639548Same
>>547638662Luckily most skills say early/mid/late race and the symbols indicate if it is speed or acceleration. The absolute biggest thing I figured out too late, and I'm going to sound mega dumb for this, is to read the activation requirements for the skills. If you have multiple skills that require passing then you need to be able to pass another runner, otherwise they won't work. You get the hang of it after a while but it is pretty head spinny at first.
>>547639653the venn diagrams for soul and meta picks are literally two circles.....
>>547639391slop has gotten frightingly good with the XL models. pic f.e is also just slop. many ppl on twitter also use image software to hide the slop
>>547639573if it's 1150+ the extra rng is annoying, but i promise you, unless you're frequently going up against metafags if the skills are good enough you'll still likely win
>>547639613I need Daisca butt-ass on my face
>>547639391Yeah bwo this looks totally like what a human would draw.
>>547639548You do you bro
spechud chad... i kneel
>>547638939They're a lot cheaper compared to (s)sr cards and you should be swimming in monies + SP at this stage.
What's with people running 1k+ wit umas but lower power? The umas I've seen dominating are 1.2k speed 1.2k power and low wit.
yea...
>>5476397231180 desuI hit 950 stam but I added stamina eater since it was dirt cheap so I think with 400+ wit she can probably live most of the time.
>>547639761fucks sake all my waifus are garbage
>>547639617it would have been great QoL to have a comprehensive in-game track analysis with draggable skills and when they would activate and their duration.However, coming from ancient ass Kancolle, i guess jp devs love to just hide their weird af mechanics for the players to reverse engineer by themselves
i can’t into deck building for libra…
>>547639761what did they do to all the launch period umas..
>>547639761I find this incredibly hard to believe immediately seeing vodka down there considering I've spent two different CMs watching her dominate nowso whatever list you just posted seems awful
>>547639761>F tier fukuonly makes winning with her even sweeter...
>>54763747435/80, got into A finals by pure luck just now
>>547638990lower*
>>547639831Gacha pvp is a mistake
>>547639913>>547639925>>547639941all uma get a rebalance of sorts with pink skills
I don't think I've seen a single front runner win in virgo so far.
>>547639718>slop has gotten frightingly goodPic unrelated?>>547639798>and you should be swimming in monies + SP at this stage.Yeah cuz I'm smart enough to not spend millions leveling R cards.
>>547639761>people still posting KAMIGAME tierlist seriously
>>547639909>Always 3 speed + Riko>Stack sparks onto either stam or power>Use cards for the other stat>Profit.
>>547639834oh shit, are you talking for Libra? I don't know how well what I said holds up on that one, I imagine with how long the track is, hitting the speed cap is gonna be especially important, if you didn't highroll crazy high I'd consider giving it another shot, at least you have quite some time still
Queue now for easy wins!
honestly mile is the most cancerous distance. why the fuck do we keep getting mile cms i'm sick of this shit. literally only retarded late surger fucking freaks and frontrunning dysgenic inbreds like this distance dirt not included
>>547639391The AI slop is getting better, you'll have to pay more attention to deal if you want to spot AI as each day passes.
>>547639992And that pic was before the rebalance or the result of the rebalance?
>>547639761>oh no le 4 years ahead jp tierlist Go win your platinum metaslop title while I have FUN with my favorite uma.
>>547639831HOW DO SO MANY FUCKERS HAVE TAIKI AND SUZUKA??? SHE HAS -NEVER- HAD A BANNER, EVER. I KNOW LESS THAN 3% OF ALL PLAYERS USED THEIR SELECTOR ON HER SINCE SHE WASN'T POPULAR AND NO SLOPTUBER SUGGESTED HER EITHERWHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE TAIKIS COMING FROM???
yeah i guess failing a 1% 3 times in a row means the game wants me to abandon the run
>>547640072Can't wait for real the real kino that is sprint CMs.
>>547639761is that gamewith? The site is probably horribly outdated unless for new entries
>>547640148shes spooked me on EVERY banner ive pulled on
>>547639548>she is bad as an end closer or on any track but longswhy are all the sloptubers saying to run her as end then??
>>547640148I used my selector on Taiki and my very first make debut ticket was suzuka. Just luck harder.
I have 90% wr and most of my losses are to a random non mile S grass wonder with gold accels. Why isn't she considered S tier this cm? Is she just even more rng than the other lates?
>>547640148i dunno man she just showed up in my pulls one day a few months ago
>>547640196yeah if they 3x the stamina usage for frontrunners
>>547640167If I fail the debut race I just quit while I'm still ahead now, you just know the rest of the run is going to be the RNG fucking with you
ITS WHALE HOURS I REPEAT ITS WHALE HOURSDO NOT QUEUE
SO FUCKING TRUE QUEEN SLAY
>>547640102result, but I have seen that site and has a different tierlist for each distance would be good to see which one anon picked
>>547640148I used my ticket on her cause of her big fat american titties
>>547640019I think I'll just let her sit for now and try to build a godly Golshi since she's going to matter more anyways and she's harder to get SS and Long S for.
HAHAFUCK YOUUUU TAIKI
>>547640148I got Taiki from the newbie paid banner. I don't use her thoughever
>>547640148Your occasional 3* from your daily 1pulls???
>>547640148I got 3 Taikis while rolling for Digi, yes I am mad
>>547638230Spd and power are more important than wit and guts. But you only had 10 more SPD and 75 more power, VS his 111 more guts and 235 more wit. Honestly IDK which uma has the better statline, but its probably pretty close either way.The deciding factor here is the skills. That other Matikane didnt have updrafters, but I doubt your Matikane hit 6 for pump very often. And when that other Matikane hit OYL it was most likely in a better position than when your Matikane hit OYL.
>>547640148Taiki was a good contender to choose for the selector ticket you get on a new account
>>547640056>1/5fuck you faggot
>>547640148she keeps appearing in my banner pulls, I can't stop her.
Daitaku Helios Sexo
>>547640148she was a must have parent for CM1 and people shilled her plenty on release
>>547640196>sauceNAO doesnt provide a source
>>547640056two of the three best fronts and oguri fatnice trap post
>>547640148Taiki only comes to those with a pure heart and a love for fat American tits and burgers
which umas are supposed to get honest wins this CM5 then
>>547640503its on pixiv nerd
the fact grass wonder has a almost forced mood down during her summer camp its so fucking stupid i genuinely believe the jap that came up with the idea might be missing half of his brain
Man, I fucking hate Oguri Cap. She's literally in every CM like a fucking cockroach that just keeps coming back no matter how many times you stomp it. I even dropped the anime because of her because I can't fucking stand looking at her, even if she didn't win or something I just don't like seeing her in the race, because she's always like 2-8th which is way higher than she should be with how terribly her players train her so fuck her yeah
>>547640503>Filename
>>547640603Urara
>>547640603literally ANYTHING that isn't goldship, and I mean that sincerely
>>547640474Daitaku Helios is not made for sexNow Palmer on the other hand
>>547640148Post'em.
>>547640640>I even dropped the anime because of herthis but me with Teio. She's like a midget rudolf that is annoying
>>547640603my umas of course>>547640640I have very bad news for you, she doesn't even die off before her hanukkah alt takes over.
>>547640503https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132508978
>>547640640
>>547640503Retard. That's a pixiv filename.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132508978
>>547640603There are no honest umas in this game. Not a single one.
I just did a race that fucking had it all, Runaway Suzuka getting Late Started and eating dirt, my Seiun doesn't build enough of a lead, procs A&S and has to duel the Taiki swarm. Oguri Cap locks the fuck in, presses the win button and overtakes Seiun, and finally my Taishin who I genuinely thought got lost during the middle of the race, starting from 4th in 5 seconds overtakes Oguri by a nose and wins. Taikifags in fucking shambles
>>547639391Ignore those retards, nobody is gonna be able to tell if it's AI or not in a few years anyway. You might be able to tell if it's made by a bad prompt artist but with talented or even decent ones nobody will be able to tell.
I don't care about CM, I just want to sex the umas
>>547640713Just you wait my little ponies... Papa's coming to pick you all up during the all spark banner.
>>547640603goldship
YOU LIARSITS WHALENIGGER HOURS
>>547640758
>>547640603Brian is always honest
OKAYGUYSHEAR ME OUT:Frontrunner mcqueen for next CM
>>547640640Understandable, I'd be mad if I didn't like Oguri quite a bit. The sad part is that I'd be doing better if I threw in my one shot dirt TT Oguri over one of my faves I actually trained for the CM...
>look at what oonigers there are in jp>turbo>her ult debuffs herselfdo the devs just hate her? After making her 1* and giving her a unique that is just legit gimping her?
>>547640603my wife
80 races later, I still haven't seen another Bono.And my oshi pick is my best performer this CM.
>>547640148I got her sparking for wifegroove
>>547640848I'm recording this and jerking off to it later tonight, I don't have any recording software, what should I use anons
>>547640603Mayano because her ult doesn't work
>>547638853Decided to finish my runs before posting win rate.Winning Ticket was my mvp before todays runs. Biwa was moral support. Running the Biwa Hayahide Fan Club by the way, so I'm just happy with any wins she got.
This is AI by the way, no I'm not gaslighting you, this one is AI for real
>>547640793>>547640809>Spoonfeeding
>>547640449
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE THAT GETS LUCKY SKILL PROCS AND NEVER MY UMAS FUCKKK YOUUUU
how the fuck do you train CM6 without with cards? im starving for energy
Yeah, me
>>547640967No anon just the opposite, they did that out of careful reference to the IRL horse
>>547640967>13s of +0.15 speed>500s of -0.05 speedsounds fair
>>547641078>(1).png
>>547640713I half committed on too many when i could have at least secured the sparks for two of them.
>>547641123You press that fancy rest button they added in launch.
>>547639969>Gacha PVP>The one way other than leaderboards that whales can show off>"Mistake"It is designed this way as this is a whale game, and you are only swimming in it.
>>547640872based Abe's apprentice
i queued in a whalepig lobby 5x
i believe in gold city!
>>547641060god damn anon at least speedcap the one uma you dont have the patience to look for mile S on instead of having the lowest raw speed of the three
Just lost all 4 of my entrees, if only I saw some big uma breasts to make me feel better. But thats never gonna happen........
if i see anothersummer maruzensky or vodka or oguri cap i'm done with this game yeah they're in every race that's the point
>>547640018>0lb creek>0lb laisu>0lb kitanegroi think i’m bricked for the forseeable future
>>547641296Please don't tell me that's from Virgo, anon, are you retarded
>>547640572Falco is soul now
>>547640148She spooked me during the past banners then got her again from an SSR ticket
I feel like the term "whale" and "piggy" is getting kind of loose these days. Insults lose value if used improperly!
>>547641342
>>547641203I hate that button.
>>547640148You know those tickets they gave out which give you a random 3* uma?I got Taiki from one and Suzuka from another.And like several dupes of Rice Shower too
going into A finals but the future is cloudy. Pour one out for the Suzuka, Fuji and Digitan who got purged from my team after Round 1.
>>547641203okay here's your sleep deprived into night owl bwo
>some dude brought the laziest Suzuka runaway I've ever seen>no groundwork, barely any midgame skills, 1200 speed and only 700 power>Maru overtakes her by midrace>Maru decides she's the runaway instead
>>547641428Kitasan's chesticles are half the performance the card gives, the stats themselves are secondary
>>547641212Whatever the case is, it always ends up with everyone using a tiny fraction of an otherwise large cast of characters which is fucking stupid
>>547640148I picked Suzuka because she was the main character of S1 and Spicaman is literally me. I've gotten multiple Taikis while doing random uma pulls at other times, she's the most common 3 star uma, I forget she's not 2 star sometimes.
>>547641515You did it in URA, you'll do it now to.
My Rice keeps late starting and deciding she's a late surger..
>>547641407>are you retardedyes, but it works
>>547641649AaAaaaaaaa 3/3 now noooooooo
>>547641557the truth is you just gotta suck it up if you want to play with favorites and go with lower win rates like >>547641060 did, there's a reason Vodka, Oguri, Taiki and SMaru are everywhere this CM.
>>547640148I chose Suzuka with my dick (ticket selector). No, I didn't read guides by that time, or else I would have taken Maruzensky or Taiki for parenting duties.
>same 4 horses every gameso fun fuck yes. this game would be a lot more fun if some umas were just hard locked out of some distances.
>kitahara fails>you're a good trainer why is oguri bullying kitaharathat's mean
Chiyo
>3 mood down events before debut raceI KNEW that I would get a million more of those thoroughout the entire career. I feel like I got hit with 12+ mood downs. Holy shit some careers are just doomed to fail.
>>547638662Other than Acceleration you didnt buy any bad skills. 15CC and Cut and Dive are both really good (although triumphant pulse is better). Ideally you want to have midrace skills AND those.Your main problem is that you didn't race enough. I know it makes it harder to hit the stat goals, but you gotta pick up at a couple extra G1s besides just the goal races. Getting lucky with hints also helps. Umas that don't have many A aptitudes have an extra edge in training in Aoharu. Fuku having A in medium and Long makes it a lot harder for her to get mile skills off of unity training.
>Tells people to skip kitasan black>Pulls for kitasan black anyways>Whales>Never won a CM>Still has a career as a uma musume guide makerHow is this possible?
>>547641742Yeah I'm ready to get sent to the B finals in a bit, it is what is
If you are going to complain about meta horses then post your soulful team.
>>547641818Four horses? That's awful!Would be a shame if we had a CM where the meta was ONE horse...
>>547641821Because his words immediately took her out from the slump.
>>547641320All of my energy this time went into getting a good run on Ticketzo where she also proc'd mile inspirations. I've bought Biwa to every CM so far, but I didn't have the time to build her as well as I wanted this time.
>>547641916who are you quoting
>>547641916People watch Rednu for the humiliation ritual.
>>547641857Sexy pitslut
Seeing Scarlet so worked up over losing never gets old
>>547640640I wanted to post that Oguri meta copypaste but i can't find it.
ngl dailies are starting to take too long now that its 5 guest borrowsi think its taking me 2-3 hours to do 5 full runs + cm races atmsurely they add autoplay soon right?
>>547640710>Daitaku Helios is not made for sexHOLY WRONG
>>547641939Yada
Yesterday i got completely destroyed in the second phase but today i got 3 wins on my first try. What the hell?Guess today i will try to make another ace to try get the winning carrots in the final.
>>547641957yeah except no one will bring her next cm and it'll be full of whale frontrunners, oguri caps and late surgers (who are better than end closers in every way) anyway
>>547640280Because her unique is nothing crazy compared to stuff like A&S, Pulse, SFV, or Pump and you have to run Oguri Power SSR (a mediocre card) for Furious Feat.Very underrated pick CM overall. She's even better with the changes to racing and the fact that you can get 1,500,000 CC off an event
>>547641998
Should I MLB my Super Creek or use my voucher to 3lb Creek + Biko
>what the fugg I hate META horse>it's all META horse that shouldn't be ALLOWED!>why won't anyone play OSHI>doesn't post his own oshi team
Why is it that Uma Musume has the absolute worst youtubers ever?the old gachas I played had youtubers too but they didn't seem NEARLY as obnoxious, Umatubers are a horrid mix of acting oh-so-smart, their videos are AN HOUR FUCKING LONG to discuss ONE SINGULAR TOPIC, and they're all insanely brown
>>547641916who says to skip kitasan black
>>547642116holy gaslight
>>547641939My oshis? Ryan, Oguri (as in peak) and Vodka
>>547641428>>547641498>>547641564>>547642176Thanks, I feel alot better
>>547640710what are you talking about?
>>547642178Western youtubers drag out their videos to increase their youtube revenue. Greedy pigs the lot of them.That's why I trust WITgod
>>547642208>bbbubtt straightaway spurt broo broooojust fucking watch.
>>547641821Because he still keeps going even when he fails something that seems impossible to achieve which inspires Oguri to do the same.
>>547640603
>>547641939Do whatever you want.
i can't make an oshi only team until january
>>547642116>no one is going to bring goldship>to LibraUh, anon...? Are you okay?
>>547642263Footjob with Daiichi Ruby with Helios in the cuck chair
>>547641378Only for the next CM.You DO have 60,000 carrots saved for the Kita banner right?After that you can just borrow Creek.But, yeah, I'm not gonna even try for this next CM. I'm finally gonna take a break from this game.
>>547640474Helios is made for sexPalmer is made for Marriage (by me)
>>547642178We dont have dicktone, mtrashed and shitontas.
>>547642178The game got competitive depth to it. That's it. And it's anime waifu gacha.Now imagine the person who'll try to make a career out of it.
>>547642354this
>>547640603All Front Runners, Taiki are honest because they are consistent, anything else is gambling and you're just lucking out wins
>>547640710>Having sex with a white womanWhy would you want to do that?
>>547642178I only watch wit man and that's it, and I do it because I like his drawings and the way he explains things. I already know how to play the game.Don't care about sloptubers playing on easy mode after spending $3k on the game.
ok now get Long S
>>547642325Evil horse
my sovlship
>>547642397idk, this thread insists they're as white as flour and takes the game pretty seriously...
>>547642062>>547642263Meh, shes too silly to be sexy
>>547642137when does he stream? I wanna see him lose live
>>547641939I ran Maruzensky every CMif i had the other hag (Rudolf) she'd also be a staple of my teams
>>547642178What gachas? If it's any mihomo stuff you're full of shit those have the most obnoxious niggers in the entire gacha space
>>547642318Eating Hishiama's cookingKissing BourbonPaizuri with Eishin Flash
>>5476424575 hints? isn't 4 the max?
>>547642178>the old gachas I played had youtubers too but they didn't seem NEARLY as obnoxiousThe simple answer is that you were younger and less annoyed by youtubers. There is no such thing as a good gacha youtuber (except witGAWD)
>>547642494*KIND horse
>>547642581least soulful team posted yet
ogurisexo
>>547642626No. 5 is when it says MAX when you go to buy it.
>>547642178I'm pretty sure most whales came from other gachas, but tried to ride the uma hypetrain back then at release. So you get a shitton of dunning kruegers even from veteran JP server players, its a recipe for disaster. Not to mention that youtube AD rev pays like dogshit unless you meet certain things, like length and thumbnail game. At least witjap draws his own characters on the thumbnails.The normie non adblocked internet experience is hilariously bad, so you can imagine how bad it is there.
>>547642658very
>>547642523They are not making youtube guides. They're enjoying their vice privately.
>>547642626wait so you can actually get 5 discounts?
>>547642178...were there any Grubble youtubers back in the day?
>>547642494is this fetishslop or not I can't tell>captcha: 0WM00
>>547642357i took a break for cm 2-4 cause my cards were so shit, i’m gonna try running borrowed rice + sr biwa and suffer the consequences
>>547642190On the launch of the game Rednu presented himself as a JP veteran and made a few videos telling people they should skip ksb.Also turns out he never really played JP
>>547642434Cause lust is a sin I must fulfill
>>547642875based chaotic evil
>>547642178there's like 3 or so guys that formed a community with the chink server and now it's a cancerous SEA discord with like 25,000 people in it. These guys are annoying and shamelessly try to maximize their profits but at least we never got blessed with the likes of Tectone or another giga cancerous sloptuber.
>>547642861Koon my goat
>>547642640Those two aren't mutually exclusive
>>547642546i think he'll win this time because he got btfo'd so hard he had to ask people who actually know their shit to build umas for him
>>547639664>if you have multiple skills that require passing then you need to be able to pass another runnerIf its a late race then yes. Skills are what you want to use to get those over takes, using overtakes to activate a skill is much less effective. Although if you are a late surger or End its easier (because there are more Umas to overtake late race). That's why Divine Emperor is strictly for Lates and Ends, and why skills like Rice's Unique (before the update) were garbage.However if its midrace then its fine. It's On is a solid mid race skill despite requiring an overtake, because you are pretty much guaranteed to trade positions with another uma that's using the same strategy at some point during the mid race.
>>547642861grub youtubers were more akin to seriru, all the biggest channels just kept compact infographics and short guides.
I have Taiki, I hate her, I don't want herI wish I could trade her for Hishi Amazon or Narita Brian or basically any other girl
>>547642707>At least witjap draws his own characters on the thumbnails.>The normie non adblocked internet experience is hilariously bad..............................Is witgod conspicuously sticking a 'monetizing' splash screen for seemingly no reason because that's where youtube pauses the vid and inserts the ad?i havent run without adblockers applied to youtube for years..
this game's meta fucking sucks
>>547642990They literally all have their own why they gotta take a bite out of mine?
>>547642875ah, so hes probably from /uma/ thengaslighting is this generals favorite things
>>547643147I was wondering why he does that, I figured it was a joke or something...
>>547642829Yes, but the 4th and 5th discount only give you 5% off each, as opposed to the 10% you get from discounts 1 2 and 3. For a total of 40% off if you get 5 (max).That is what most likely caused you to think the max was 4.
>>547642354I hate how long it's going to be until Ruby is in...
>>547643157Bwo your A finals?
>>547642990I can't reconcile how dumb and retarded she looks and acts in the game compared to her cingrey persona, even fatguri isn't so crass
>>547642930Didn't you know? Politics ragebait is where the real money is, not a horse racing gacha. I have a twitter where I specifically follow uma artist, farms, IRL horse owners and politcs nonstop pop up to your feed even if you block, click on the not interested button. The very moment you read ANY political article the algo will bombard you with it.>>547643147Yeah thats it. You know the best part? Youtube puts ads into your vids regardless if you the one who uploads the vid put ad into it.
>>547642546He's going to win this time since he had VF train some umas for him offstream after that shit.
NOOO I WAS GONNA POST PORN THE IMAGE LIMIT AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>547643094Oh yeah well Taiki Shuttle doesnt want you neither>imagecapgatt dang itjust you wait
I think I will run cows and a cyborg for the next CM.
( | )Teio's puffy umanko
someone get baking
>>547643147youtubers can choose when the ads are shownif he takes the effort to put an ad pause then I assume he also takes the effort to put the ad slot on there
>>547643424catbox itI'll appreciate it anyway
>>547642626>>54764282940% is the max off, but the 4th and 5th hints only give 5%.
>>547643489I'll just wait for the next bread
BAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>oguri_smiling.pngI am definitely baking a new bread, no one else bake.
>Taiki in 2nd >other Taiki procs SFV and overtakes mine>I proc SFV at the final spurt and get the full accelHeh
>>547643472( () )Teio!
>>547643762But Taiki always procs at the perfect time? You're just accelling late when that happens
>Hit speed cap>sub 1000 stamina>Hit stamina requirements >Don't hit speed cam Send help. Trying to build an end closer, is it better to hit speed cap? Or hit stamina cap?
>>547640148The free random uma guaranteed ssr ticket
>>547644012>>547644012>>547644012>>547644012mejiro ryan thread GO
>>547644032>>547644032>>547644032>>547644032>>547644032
>>547643928speed, 1k stam + recovery as end is enough, probably more than enough
>>547643928stamina requirements > speed cap is the cope answeryou can always luckshit/skill proc your way out of being slower than everyone but if you gas, you gas
>>547644068>>547644026bravo retards
>>547644026>>547644068this is where i would post a reaction imageif i fucking HAD ONE
>>547644026>>547644068Umazing!
>>547644026>>547644068Only one of these should exist and it's the one without the ugly dyke in the OP
>>547644026>>547644068anondacchi...
>>547644026>>547644068how fucking difficult is it to make a post saying you're about to make a breadat least if this situation happens you can call the other anon a retard
>>547644257Suzuka isn't ugly..
>>547642861Yeah but they were way more to the point.A lot didn't even speak; they just had their grid / character setups, and team lineup on one side and text on the screen telling you about certain things (ie; guard that omen or cancel this omen)
>>547644356That is correct.
>>547644026>>547644068myorons
>>547639005first tell is it not showing up on revers search easily. it's AI with touch up according to the source page
>>547643164so you take their uma dna
