>>547588181>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
Would you call? And what would you discard?
>still no new tourneyIt's so over, /mjg/ is finished
>>547705959way cooler than Steve could ever hope to be
Three down, three more to go.
>>5477061861p pon
>>547706186yes i'd pon into 1p? what do you mean
>>547706191I'm still writing the google doc.
>>547706186Obvious pon 1p, anything going wrong is hindsight bias
>>547706249>>547706292>>547706381/mjg/ celestialkeks... not like this...
>>547706584Variance
>>547706584
>>547706584gg go next
>>547706584outskilled
>>547706584>cutting 4p before 1pimagine thinking terminals are genbutsu
>>547706584But imagine how happy the Ichihime and everyone else at the table must be.The total happiness in the world went up.
>>547705959Woah...
Why is the random Chinese player that added me as a friend online 24/7? He's been climbing to sanma celestial non-stop.
>>547708034
>>547708034He's just built different.With an internal server and everything.
>>547708073
Smiling Friends Season 3 Episode 7 Shmaloogles
>>547706584Shikata ga nai.
>>547706191Like last year, most of our TOs are playing in the /doko/lympics... Hopefully there will be a newfriend TO to save us this time
>>547708453Is there a name for that annoying pseudo-baby talk millennials are so in love with?
What TOs even do? How do I become a TO?How do I organize everything and everyone?I'm tech illiterate btw, idk if that matters.
>>547709351Do you have Meido?
>>547709351>I'm tech illiterate btw, idk if that matters.You have to know Python
>>547709351You have no idea how complicated my job is. I'd need to take you on a 3 month apprenticeship to even teach you the basics of TOship.
TO here
>>547709459Yeah, I know him.
>>547709431>>547709459These requirements are already too much.>>547709521W-will we be friends or even lovers by the end of it?
>>547708772You know we're all millenials here right?
>>547709905I'll have you know I'm a millennial-zoomer chimera.
>>5477093511. Pitch your idea to /mjg/2. If it is approved, pitch your idea to the IRC cabal3. If it is approved, wait in line.Something like that I think. There probably is an actual guide somewhere on the repo. The process of the tourney depends on the contents, of course.
>>547709351set up google doc/sheetset up google forms for signing up and for semis/final availabilitypay 60 jade to host a tournament in majsoultardwrangle the general into actually playing gamesthat's the gist
Shut the fuck up amae leddit
>>547710149It took a month for my first tourney application to be approved by the IRC cabal after 4 revisions. Fuck that shit.
>>547710149>the faggot trap of approval process and waiting lineReal anons will just come up with an idea, organize everything on their own and then have anons sign up anyway and play their rogue tournament when nobody is hosting anything.Like right now, if a rogue TO showed up everyone would play his tournament.
>>5477101492.5. Penis inspection
>>547710602why even bother replying to bait
For example, if I told you>host the autotable tournamentThen you would have no choice to comply
>no new tourneyyeah you know what time it is!
>>547710712I'm fish
>>547711040RC coded skin
After a hundred years of solitude, is finally time?
Time for peace?
>>547711040
>>547711140no.ITSTIMEFOR
>>5477112764?
SLEEPY TIEM!!!
nini /mjg/
i dont have a jewgle account for the spreadsheet
Purincesu roddo kurururu~ Mahou no kuni kara maioritaMajikaru sutekki kurururu~ Tanaka Punie omishirioki wo
>>547711707Okay put a .txt file into catbox and distribute it that way.
>>547711707ITS TIME...time to make an account
>>547711707Use something like CryptPad then.
Surely it'll get better. Surely it's just me getting unlucky. Surely it's just a temporary downswing.The fact that every day is the exact same means nothing. It'll get better. Just keep rolling the slot machine hahaha
>>547711707This is 100% what's stopping me from creating a tourney.
>doesn't have a google accountare you fucking neanderthals
>>547711276waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Majsoul Friends Room 30933(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30933
>brazilian room
I have to go to work soon sorry
>>547711937>someone other than me knows Dai Mahou Touge
i just got a ridiculiusly retarded idea for a gimmick but i dont know how i would make it fun to play, maybe it would be based on the rank you get to give you points for something instead of the points or maybe it can be rank + points/100,000 that adds up to something and after 2 games you get something yeah arlight im starting the spreadsheet now it wont be done until next year
I'm not reading your run-on sentence
>>547712685Someone mentioned it last thread, checked it out and loved it. It is now an /mjg/ approved show.
>>547712986>It is now an /mjg/ approved show.T-that's all it takes?
Surely we'll get the autotable tourney soon
>can't nominate Mahjong Soul for steam awards
which way would you chii here
>>547713295>nominating the chinese white hole client for an award
The Worst Pets in Insaniquarium Deluxe
>>547713217Yes.
>>54771343846m kan to prevent the ura suji read
>>547713295Yes you can
>>547713681Yeah I realized where I was trying to nominate it was only for games released this year.
The Chef’s Guide to Perfect Beef Bourguignon
>>547713438567m wait on the shanpon
I'm going to drop the tourney. Do you want it this weekend or next?
>>547714113NOWDO IT NOWNOW NOW NOW
>>547714113DON'T DO IT.LET THIS GENERAL DIE WITH DIGNITYSTOP
>/jong/ sounds like schlong
>>547714940What do you think this is Arts and Crafts? Get this text outta here im not reading all that
>>547714940seething digicuck chigyu mf bitch fuck you
The fuck happened to Digibro
>>547715227Which one
>>547715227Who cares about that faggot? The real question is where's the Angel's Egg video, Demo? They've gone and released a remaster already!
>>547715227His fianceé broke his brainShame, I liked when he phoned in to the dick show
>>547715227No Nate no watchHe couldn't handle it.
>[Kawakami Masaki] Futanari no Elf vol.3
>>547714940Was this an autotranslate from japanese?It reads like an ESL social critique only a japanese person would come up with.Like cool, the retard is bad at mahjong over 2000 games, and you are better.So what? Are the retards supposed to learn anything from your thoughts? All you are saying is that people that are good at thinking are more likely to succeed in areas where thinking is required. Why would you do that in the first place? Because retards ganged up on you and made you feel bad?
>>547715227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAwp9p9LV2Q
>>547716514this is what the average western mahjong player looks like
>>547714940not reading all that
>>547706584"Unlucky"
>>547717217you have to make it a gif
>>547717450>make minor mistake>go from 1st to shadowrealm>"erm akchtually it was a skill issue and getting hit by a double yakuman for it is perfectly statistically plausible"Ok anon, nobody likes you and you will die alone.
>>547717670Why? It works on my machine.
IT'STIMEFOR/MJG/’S SECOND EVER BASIC SANMA TOURNEY!!!No tricks, no gimmicks, just one less player.>RULES:Play 10-20 sanma hanchans over one weekend (05/12 00:01h UTC - 07/12 23:59h UTC).Total score counted.Tobi ari for the qualifiers, but tobi nashi in the playoffs!Uma is +15, 0 -15, ranked rules otherwise.>LOBBY:743614>JOIN HERE:https://forms.gle/DESgg28n3HsjVZYe6>INFO HERE:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18gwxq94YjDh7a7dSl4GvSC7xtmYX-3lPFkaX5bm7rW8/edit?usp=sharing>SPREADSHEET HERE:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/118JEPLEAN-_WKBOVXaAyWn0uWTt5S-Fa3UNCC9X0NHw/edit?usp=sharingFAQ:>Why is there tobi nashi in the playoffs now?As many anons stated last time, it makes the playoffs more exciting and strategic as it allows more chances for a comeback.>Why not tobi nashi in the qualifiers?Official sanma tournanments do this, and I've already increased the amount of qualifier games. Also, some Arus here would definitely go -200k if they couldn't bust out.>Why shorten the qualification period?Last time, the vast majority of games were finished in the first three days. Having all the games on the weekend also makes it fairer for anons regardless of schedule. 10 sanma hanchans takes just as long as 5 yonma hanchans!Now get out there, have fun, and call pei-dora with anons!
>>547717450Forgot to reveal the hands. >>547717703Cope harder, and maybe next time don't discard 98 either for no reason.
>>547717730soundposts are locked to the duration of webmsgifs play the whole thing
>>547717450But why would he keep 1p over 2s? If it's for safety the 2s is literal genbutsu for at least one personI smell collusion
>>547717757
>>547717804What extension are you using? With https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player it loops the webm and plays the entire song for me.
>>547717450>I would have cut the 1p thereSo I can get to throne after all.
Riichi City Friend Match757481(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=757481
>>547717757amaekoromo-5.png
>>547717757>INFO HERE:I have to log into a Google account to view it TO
>arouse
>>547718007the original 4chan external soundsno, I'm not updating
>>547717803>seriously thinking I'm the original anonYou are not as smart as you think you are.You don't understand probabilities at all yourself, go ask mortal to change your diaper.
>>547718095Oops, fixed.
>>547718095this is what happens with a hibikek TO than a meido TO
>>547717757>BSTo not online
>>547718303Check again.
Am I a league tourist if I only sing up for league and not every other tournament but then lurk and post for the rest of the year anyway?I'd argue I'm more of a league roastie, and small cock tournaments can't satisfy me anymore after getting to fuck league chads.
>>547717450>clACK!
>Check the signups spreadsheet>See an unrecognized anon with a precure reference name playing SproutYep, you're getting groomed (by me)
TO, keep these thoughts for the discord ERPchat, you are embarassing us in public...
>>547718563If you don't singup for this one, you really are a touristkek.
>>547717757ahahaahahah no sa*makeks
>>547718737But the games are so short and can't satisfy me properly.
I've ignored every single tournament since League. Feels good.
>>547718909>10 games aren't enough for cynthiakeksLike throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
>>547712506what happened to this room?
You guys missed this ASAPIN lore post and accompanying (paid) article, don't worry I got your back.https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1992975646012977164
>>547719206My fuarkin heroes
>>547719206Do the japanese really think being good at mahjong translates to academic and career success? Are they retarded?
why is today's WWYD actually incorrect?
>>547719206ohnonono hes imploding lmao, all the regrets and insecurities are rearing itself. There goes any chance he had of making it back to mleague
>>547719206I didn't know asapin was such a yapper.He really is literally me.
I've ignored every single tournament including League. Feels bad.
>>547719712Looks good to me
>>547719206Is it the translation? Why does he sound so insecure and judgemental? He's literally the strongest online player in history and a TV star.
>>547719734He wants to go back to M-League?
>>547719206Didn't read lol
>>547720023He feels like his big bro is likely on the same level, but he choose a real career path.It has to hurt.
>>547720057hes a fucking mess after getting benched then divorced
>>547720146His big bro isn't a Tenhoui. ASAPIN can ride that high for the rest of his life.
>>547718623
>Another Luigi main
>>547719440I'm dekinai but I think ASAPIN is trying to say that you can be good at mahjong without any sort of formal schooling, but the learning techniques taught to you in school help.In the preview he mentions that Akira Wakutsu only finished 5th grade but she became a very strong mahjong pro.
Asapin is an overpowered character written well.>constantly jobbing>insecure>unwanted>looking up to others around him
>>547718623He's been here for a while.
>>547719206El Hermano de Asapin...
>>547720369>gyaru hag only finished 5th grade>in japanis she dumb?
>>547719205i closed it after 20minutes
>>547720369>>547720397Stop talking. Be quiet for several days.
Who is the cutest /mjg/ anon who attended summer camp? No homo.
>>547720678>和久津Rare surname...
>>547720736unironically the famous cat
>>547720679
This basic sanma tourney will decide who becomes the Famous Luigi
>>547720267He's 10d with very good stats, he can probably make tenhoui if he puts in the time.
>>5477209828d alone is enough to write books withI think some in the repo are done by 6ds even
>>547720734You are a basic grunt written well.>overly aggressive>popping out of nowhere to defend your boss>using recycled formats written by people better than you at thinking
>>547721053Daina Chiba (RB1) is 5D.
>>547720023it's just a verbose illustration of "mahjong is different from statistics" because he's drunk why did wall of text = crashout become such a meme
>>547720146Is this a Japanese thing? I would be incredibly proud of my brother if he reached the levels ASAPIN has, not just mahjong mind you but in any game. If he was a top pro in some shit like DOTA, CS, Valorant, Apex, or anything really I would be ecstatic.
>>547721061Im sorry anon, please don't be mad at me.
>>547718723It's funny how paranoid schizo fags will believe the entire federal government is watching their every move and gangstalking them and everyone they meet is a potential federal agentunless it's a cute underage girl who wants to be their friend and talk on discordIf that's the case it has to be legit! It's true love!!
>>547721647just like in mahjong, you sometimes just gotta gamble
pretending to support leftist opinions is so hard
>>547721264It is a byproduct of overly rigid thinking structures in general. Getting really good at non-standard things is usually seen as a waste of time and "not a real achievement" in those communities.Also I don't know how well riichi mahjong pays. But it's probably peanuts?
>>547717757Do we HAVE to play mahjong? Why don't we ever do like, a star craft tournament or something?
>>547721805>payslol
>>547721929dozo>>>/vm/2074769
>>547721647>the entire federal government is watching their every move and gangstalking themdoesn't matter anymore, we know that the whole US government is in Israel's pocket and it's Israelis who run the fed accounts on Xitter tooSchizos are not schizos anymore
>>547720982https://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/index.html#!&name=%E5%A4%A9%E9%BC%93This is his account iirc. That stable rank is really good, I think it's better than most tenhoui's.
>>547721957Even just streaming yourself as a top level vtuber makes you money, thoughbeit.
>>547721929>starcraftWho is the Flash of riichi mahjong?
>>547717757nationalities tourney never ever
>>547721805>Also I don't know how well riichi mahjong paysLast time I checked only M-League pays an official salary. Most pro players can't live off of tournament winnings so they instead write books and make appearances at mahjong parlors. ASAPIN also does commentary for M-League and Saikouisen because he's a fan favorite (all me btw) so I imagine he's better off than most.
>>547722349thats racist we are all citizens of planet earth
>>547722242I just think I ought to be able to remind the luckshitter anons how much more SKILLFul I am than them every now and then. Nothing more skillful than starcraft.
>>547722135I don't know what youtube pays but even crow that's probably the most popular actually good mahjong player doesn't even have that many viewsmahjong is way too nichethe fact is that mahjong is just a money sink and it's very, very rare to actually make any money from it, although it's more common nowadays with shit like mleague and vtubingeven then mleaguers still have actual real jobs because mahjong doesn't pay the bills
*cough*le book...
>>547722450*cannon rushes you*
>>547722545You have to pay for your pro status in mahjong and pay to enter tournaments and shit. I don't think anyone is living off pro mahjong alone
>>547722349>nationalities tourneydo you realize that this would literally be impossible to schedule?
>>547722450NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
>>547722898I know piggy is/was a murse and Matsugase is a chef
>>547722545I imagine Crow pulls in just over 100k yen a month in just ad revenue. That doesn't include sponsors, book sales, viewer donations, daki sales, etc.Not enough to live off of but still decent money.
>>547722545Views aren't the biggest source of income. Several years ago, it was like $1 for 1,000 views or something, and that's if Youtube doesn't tax you, demonetise random videos for random periods, etc. And with Japan, they have a huge superchat/donation culture, so any popular streamer would probably make a lot of money like Twitch sluts do with donation readouts. Subs exist but they're probably a small chunk. I don't know if Crow has a patreon or similar outside of streaming.The actual viewerbase of any popular streamer isn't that big. You see them move around streaming platforms and shit, and it's always only a few thousand viewers max instead of millions like people think. It's always the VODs and memes that get them views and popularity. High-paying streaming contracts to switch platforms are usually about the name and branding alone, not actual quantity of paying viewers (which is why they all suck and don't make money for the company).
>>547723198ramen and an internet cafe is 20 dollars a day, she can survive
>>547723198kanemochinanoja
>>547723198That's pretty good for a retired old man from Kansai.
>>547723291>I don't know if Crow has a patreon or similar outside of streaming.She has Youtube memberships like every other streamer and she has a Booth where she releases physical merch. This year she released a plushie, last year it was a daki.Actually now that I dig the daki picture up I think she still lives with her parents lol
>>547723680>I think she still lives with her parents lolbased 2bh
Majsoul Friends Room 46646(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46646blitz notips with local yakuroom theme: https://youtu.be/PdTZU-HaIc4
>she
>>547723680>expired,unsold hag that still lives with her parents
>>547723868full and started!
You guys should be careful, you never knowhttps://x.com/senba_crow/status/1992482594571932126
>>547723680Lol idiot as if I'd let that make me sad SHUT UP I just smoke weed I didn't have to worry about giving blowies for my next high like you lol but thanks for your hard work.
Does anyone have the animated version of this image? If such a thing exists.
>>547724313>>547724424Thoughts?
>>547724192Can someone who speaks schizo translate this?
>>547724732thinking about those slimes
>>547717757I have gimmick tourney fatigue
>>547725536So why is it in the Regular Tourney section?https://repo.riichi.moe/tourneys.html#tourneys-regu
>>547717757Didn't you just do this tournament, get a new gimmick
>>547725954There's no gimmicks THOUGH
>>5477259544 months is a long time.
>>547717757Didn't we just have a sanma tournament not too long ago?
>>547717757>sanma
>>547726316No one complains about having a yonma tourney every two weeks though.
>>547726412Yonma is the normal game mode.
>>547726472Sanma is more popular worldwide.
>>547726412That's because we're not repeating the same gimmick tournaments in a span of a few months.
>>547726654So is malaria
>>547726654India is the most populous country in the world. That doesn't mean that it's nice.
https://youtu.be/dn2z19QnEfQ?si=K-leFWQ_HQG8LicS
>>547722082>3NEKARthe classic extend account while not actually playing
>>547719206>In my opinion, so-called geniuses like Todai students or pro shogi players aren't necessarily blessed with top-class mahjong talent Aren't you forgetting someone, ASAPIN?
>>547727060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCakUZlXK4
>>547727424He says they have it easier than the average person, but being highly educated doesn't automatically translate to some kind of innate mahjong skill
>>547725536But it's not a gimmick.
>>547721647>unless it's a cute underage girl who wants to be their friend and talk on discordbut that actually happened to me, she even sent proof (unwarranted and unrequested)
>>547727909do you know what an ai generated image is?
>>547727985How did you know her name was Ai-chan?
>>547727060>>547727565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5k3b6Fw9Q
>>547727909>(unwarranted and unrequested)I wonder who would do such a thingamaeglowomo-0.png
JanJakaJan bugged or what?Chinesegirl just keeps doing chiihou
>>547728606https://mangadex.org/chapter/adda753e-a193-4357-9756-bdec86e257f8
>>547729073don't tell me i have to keep losing until something happens...
>>547728606You need an item to beat her. here is the walkthrough if you get stuck https://ichigo1539.blog.2nt.com/?no=17
>>547723868gg very fun rounds
>>547729089It's sanma, that's the time equivalent to 5-10 matches.
>>547729234link dead
>>547723868ggs, thank you for joining anons, it was funnearly got a sandoko in the second gameroom is back to 2/4 for one more game
Why do all of the characters in this game say my name when they win?
>>547723868ggs
>>547729234I clicked this and now a weird-smelling gas is coming out of my computer.
>>547723680tfw no irl qt3.14 mahjong gf to move in with
>>547729434luckiest luigi hanchan
>>547723868>>547729379full and started again
Hello sanmabaggies
I wish I had midari then I could tameron and emote spam and it would be fine
>gimmick room fills this quicklyWhat happened to gimmick fatigue
>>547729408Adrian! Omuraisu!
>>547729915a meme pushed by jaded oldshitswe still want WAR
>>547729915blitz notips is peak mahjong
>>547729408I thought Ron Haneman died?
>>547730229I'm Ron Yakuman.
>>547729357works on my pc
>>547729073kek
besides ako who participates in enko
>>547730841
>>547721789having to do this at work is the worst
>>547729073I wept with joy.
>>547730908Mary is for a business executives cock only
>>547731020That's the rich girl from Teekyu
>>547721789>>547730940As long as you can back up your opinions you should voice them, I (presumably) didnt get a raise because I told my coworkers Israel is the ultimate terrorist state and will most likely cause WW3. No regrets, fuck jews.
>>547731186Yes, and she's a slut.
Adept sisters...
>>547731182I think she would enjoy doming balding, fat, worthless NEETs
I've been going through more than 5 different browsers the past month, but after a few days I keep coming back to the same one.
>>547731465Floorp bros we keep winning
>>547731280>you should voice your opinion for zero benefit (in fact, to actual detriment)no thank you
HONEY HE MADE A SECOND SANMA TOURNEY
>>547731563spineless faggot
>>547731423>Oi chotto matte! >Furiten-dato?!amaekoromo-5.png>>547731465Just use Ungoogled Chromium and stop browser hopping, yes it still has MV2.
>>5477315962 league teams 2 sanma tourneys What's next another blue archive collab?
>>547731598Yeah.
>>547717757>sequel 3 months after the initial tourney
>>547731598you should know that recklessness is not the same thing as courage
>>547731713Do not tempt fate.
>>547711040>that "Live2D" plaqueAlso queen Marika coded.
>>547731905and you should know that being a lukewarm NPC with no opinions is the exact reason you have no gf and no friends.If no one hates you, you have no personality
>>547717757>tourist tourney fatiguearsebuddy, chill the fuck out
thats right, everybody hates me immediately from the first impression.amaekoromo-0.png
This seems very dramatic for a mangan tsumohttps://www.youtube.com/live/ojKIQoKpFFE?si=bcyFfsw-eTOeyPrW&t=454
>>547723868gg
>>547723868>anon missed his ippatsumo haneman because of my chiisilly hands and fun game, thank you for joining anons
>>547711040Just make porn at this point.
>>547723868gg, thanks for the very funny games
>>547723868I can't tell what's happening
>>547732216Holy kino.
>YOYOYOYO HEAR ME OUT>WHAT IF>WHAT IF SANMA TOURNAMENT, BUT>SANMA TOURNAMENT BUT A SECOND TIME AND IN THE SAME YEAREveryone involved in this travesty should get killed in the most painful way imaginable.
>>547717757Why did you make a new lobby when the old one is still live?
>>547732048what makes you think I lack opinions simply because I know when to voice them and when to let fools be fools
>>547732342Imagine anon's face flashing on your screen with with noise any time he scores mangan+
>>547732048NTA, but I have no personality and I'm hated by plenty of people.
There are some anons in here that I can instantly recognize and I love them all
>>547732048Having opinions on everything is the true mark of a retard, in my opinion.
>>547732873Do you have loicense for that love m8?
I think mahjong is good for the soul.
Should I participate in this tourney? Last time it felt like it was all luck and no skill and it made me feel anxious when I looked at the ranking, knowing how playing another game would be a lottery and there was a 50/50 chance I would fall out of the qualifying top (and it happened anyway). I don't wanna experience it again to be quite honest.
>>547731423what the fuck is this muh nakama-tier bullshit
>>547732873Examples?
>>547733259If you didn't enjoy it the first time why do you think the second time will be any better
>>547726654Shit argument. Are you making this tourney for the world or for /mjg/? Go though all the threads between the last sanma tourney and this one and count how many sanma kokos there have been and how many yonma kokos NOW. Chop chop.
>>547733259>play game of luck>look inside>luck is required to win>get nervousTruly a fucking koitohamster piece of mind.
>>547733335variance
>>547733335Good question. I have no idea.
>yakitori all game>3rdIt can't be helped.
>>547733335>>547733469I can't believe I share a general with these retards
>>547732369I singed up thanks to this post.
>>547733685You should pay attention while cooking.
Saa wasuermashousono mirai niMatachinunarete yuku nante
Next tourney is a Tenhou one and everyone at the final table will get a premium subscription if enough people sing up.
>>547733254Ritz is not even going for plausible deniability anymore. It's not the perspective, not a slutty G-string or a high leg. Panties simply ceased to exist at some point in this universe.
>>547733685remember to fill out the form!
There is no path to happiness: happiness is the path.
>>547734167And that's a good thing.
>>547734167And we are proud
>>547721789I refuse to pretend, if anything I'll stay quiet but I don't want to suck the girlcock to keep a shitty job, quite frankly. As long as you keep your powerlevel reasonable and don't act like a sperg you should be fine. All of this from the lenses of mahjong theory, of course.
>>547734710I still believe it to be completely unhygienic. We invented underwear for a reason.
>>547734898This but jaded conservative ideologies like sanshoku chasing
>not living in a country where US right wingers would be called lefties
Kyoutarou is so lucky imagine the smell after they play a game
>>547734898>both me and pretty much all of my coworkers are openly racist and the management is forced to tolerate it
>"Oh I don't really like politics."That's it. That's literally all it takes to hide your power level without pretending to be a leftist. Anyone who tries to press you on the issue beyond that will be viewed as an asshole.Or at least that's what mahjong theory says.
>>547733254>>547734796why would they wear panties when its a female utopia in sakiverse where malebutas dont exist
Bravo eurokeks
>>547734590happiness is a lousy path thoughbeit. hitler was a happy guy, and look where that took him.its better to be unhappy and oriented towards a better outcome
>>547731669But for how long?! I'd rather stick with a gecko or webkit browser than having to browserhop in the future again when UC catches up with current main. On that note, Helium was my favorite browser this hopping arc, if only push notifications worked...Orion is still too beta, so no other option than to keep using the stinky fox.
>>547735181I still cannot fathom why is he not tapping Tacos every single night, seeing how willing she is. He's not getting Pink, so he should use the one chance he's gonna have in his life while she's still ripe.
>Kyotaro and Tacos doujin on sadpandaFine, I'll learn Japanese.
I only wear boxers
WWYD
>>547735309the megane reporter's cameraman ogles nodoka's tits every time he sees her
>>547735526>underwear in the big '25
>>5477355521michihime-0.png
>>547735519>fr*nch translation>names
>>547735309Nodoka needs correction asap
>>547735618those are actual male, they are android robots
>>547735309I'm a malebuta that exists in this universe, the one that regulates the sakidelulu.And I say, keep it up.
>>547735552Is that a fucking sanshoku chance?
>>5477355525sDon't bother defending against the redman, it's over if he wins anyway
>>547735450>Gecko and WebkitI want to use them but Googles monopoly over the browser market makes them act up with quite a few websites.>UC catches up with current main.It's one minor update behind the current Chrome stable version.>HeliumChromium btw.I'm just waiting for LadyBird at this point. Surely it will save the web.
>>5477355521m, agari top, we're tan'yao-ing our way through.
If you got isekai'd into sakiverse, what would your mahjong ability be and what would be the first thing you would do?
>>547734590A rolling stone gathers no moss.
>>547736250i got 3 words for youfox in a chicken coop
>>547736337That's 5 words you dunce
>>547736250Mentally rape women.
>>547735375We love you famous bravo poster!
>>547736250I already have an ability I don't have to transmigrate
>>547736389
>>547736250My mahjong ability would be sex with mahjong women and the first thing I'd do is to have sex with mahjong women.
>>547736250I would rape Akochan! That's my mahjong power!
>>547736083>LadyBirdits cool in principle they're making a new browser engine, but will it really be that good, like performance wise? seems like every new thing is as bad or worse than what it replaces.>captcha: DRMGXV
>>547735450ahem, thorium
>>547736580Would it be similar to Niemann's skill where you can brainwash your opponent to do anything you want with them?
>>547735307>"I totally get avoiding politics, it’s tiresome. I’m just trying to understand people better. For example, I’m mostly interested in [topic]. What do you think?">"What about the humanitarian aspect of it? Don't you think [people like you] should have more rights?">interjects politics into topics you like and knows you are an expert inAnon, everyone can play those games. And shutting down completely is suspicious and flags you as problematic.Just fucking lie to their faces and move on.
>>547736250My saki power is that i'm the only one at the table who can't get away with anything less than hard betaori and everyone else is allowed to retard chase my riichis with no negative consequences. The first thing I would do is get obliterated from the universe by Ritz for being a male.
>>547736337>>547736365>>547736580>>547736650do better malebutas
>>547736650how can you rape the willing
>>547736083>one minor update behindSo you already have to start doing the 'unexpired m138 flags' shenanigans with UC too? Do push notifications at least work?>Chromium btwUnfortunately, I noticed that blink browsers delivered the snappiest surfing experience. Helium is just UC, but less schizo and """uBlock Origin hard-support""" baked in. >>547736760No guarantee for dedicated MV2 support either, same as vivaldi, brave, edge and UC. mahjong
>>547736250I'm so good at mahjong, I wouldn't actually need powers to own everyone.
I like it when the bravo poster posts because he always makes me feel seen. It feels like my shitposts actually matter.
>>547736250Super cheating that is impossible to track.Tenhou every game.And also rape women.
doko
>>547737018it's time to ditch googlethorium might support it, depends on dev
>>547737018>So you already have to start doing the 'unexpired m138 flags' shenanigans with UC too?No, they patched it for now and I don't expect Google to actually remove it any time soon considering the PDF viewer is still MV2.The only thing you should do with UC is install the Chrome Web Store extension. https://github.com/NeverDecaf/chromium-web-store>Push notificationsIt works on my machine
Fucking shit tourney gimmick again
>>547737678>>547737018not your reddit blog
>>547735826IS THAT A FUCKIN STEVE REFERENCE?!!
>>547737790It's My Little 4chan Blog actually.
>>547706191Ask not what /mjg/ can do for you, ask what you can do for /mjg/.
>>547735695>>547735826>>547735828>>547736212Agari toppu, I can see sanshoku - I'm going innothing to lose anyway
>>547736756It seems like the usual FOSS shit of reinventing warm water.
Chii for tenpai here? Note the 6+3 sticks on the table as well as 4th place kamicha's open haneman, toimen's fresh riichi and the two kans
>>547738557if you want the unusual, check out https://lexbor.com/guy's pretty smart and knows what he's doing, but retards are gonna cry it's not python
>>547736250do you get isekai'd as your same gender or become a cute girl?
>>547738621I wouldn't chi this. Not comfortable with the resulting wait.
>>547738621Yes 5m is safe
>>547738621no
WHY CANT I JUST CLICK ON THE TILES I WANT TO CALL IN MY HAND INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH THE STUPID CHI MENU
>>547738621NoAs unfortunate as the prospect of eating a dealer tsumo and losing all those sticks is it's better than dealing in to, well, anyone here
>Hey sexually frustrated anons that are males, what would you do if you were teleported in an universe where everyone is a sexually enhanced woman made for being raped and sexed? And no, rape and sexing aren't valid answers!"
>>547738621yes but be ready to fold quickly
>>547739442>an universe
Poor saki anon just wanted to hear us talk about cool mahjong powers but we were too jaded and irony-poisoned to take it seriously...
>>547739442now that you put it that way i love blue archive
>>547739292based arcade mahjong enjoyeryostar should also add the ABCDEFGHIKLM N support and sell mahjong controllers
>>547739703no he didn't
It's fucking sanSHIKI not sanSHOKUstrongest reddit community in the west to this goddamn day can't spell it THE ONLY CORRECT WAY
>>547738668>written in Choly based
>>547739703Seems to me like you were rape-poisoned thoughbeit.
>>547739949sanshiki my balls
>>5477355526m I'm reading the 7m with no valid urasuji as being potenitally from 78m and I was to feed him to let him beat north for me to take top. If I deal in fair enough. I've not given up the hand I'll cut 8m next if I get a good draw but I'll fold it south pushes and I have safe tiles.>>547738621No thanks I'll wait and draw.
>>547739703>jaded and irony-poisonedno I'm just horny, the same state of mind ritz is in when she's working on anything saki related
>>547736250My mahjong superpower would be that whenever someone riichis my draws will immediately decrease shanten until tenpai and if I win the oikkake riichi they have to have sex with me
I secretly believe I have a mahjong power irl where if I discard an aka I'll be sure to draw a useful tile, like a blood sacrifice. The fact that it never actually works out hasn't dissuaded me from believing it.
>>547739949it's Sanshoku doujunread a book
Room temperature IQ brown subhuman claws typed all these le horny posts
>>547740237Ritz IQ status?
>>547740237you are american
>>547739980not only c, but c99 to be exacti've managed to successfully compile it even with an old gcc4, so it's gonna run on pretty much everythingthis is how you break the bloat monopoly, fosstards nowadays don't see the irony of them using jewslop development studios which only run on windows they hate so much or in some insane environments they waste hours to replicate and configure properly
>>547740237you are a pajeet
>>547740189Which one?Easy Meh Jung for people with mental disabilities and quirks?Nah, never read that one, but you can tldr me
>>5477386215m 8400 too much to fold on thisi don't mind pushing the riichi that's maybe 15% deal in but 5m feels a little suspicious to kamicha all depending on the timing of the 4m kan with that 3m tsumogiri since it happened sometime in the past 3 turns.
>>547740731it was the turn before, I had 35m tenpai until then
>>547740237you are aryan
Is Ritz cute? I have a thing for hags in JK uniforms so she would be perfect in a Kiyosumi freshman cosplay.
>>547740915Her self insert looks like a Kokeshi doll and I choose to believe that it's accurate
>>547741010So her arms have been amputated?
>>547741103Why do you think it's taking so long to finish?
>>547740915haven't you read mudazumo naki kaikaku?
>>547741286
>deal in>deal in>riichi>deal inanother good day in the mah jong tables
So りつべ looks like every short-haired Japanese woman out there?
>>547740810then i'm definitely pushing. 355+ 778 or 899 are all dealing 8m first. 55668m pons shimocha's 6m. if kamicha has 56788m draw 5m deal 8m that's just unlucky.
sanma balls
>>547733373There's one right nowMajsoul Bakushin Room 20983(3-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20983Blitz, no tips. TO should have just made the Bakushin Cup instead of basic sanma tourney 2 where he'll probably scrub out.
>>547742084Started
you know there hasn't been an uma gimmick yet(you) could be the next gimmick TO
>>547742287What's the gimmick, sniff glue before every match? Because I do that already
>>547738913>>547738957>>547738970>>547739301>>547739551>>547740037I really really wanted to but I didn't have it in me, the wait seemed too bad and 5m a bit too risky even with the 4m kanCould still find tenpai with 567m4p draws and just drop the safe 5s, not out of it yetsuch a shitshow round
Every gimmick tournament has an uma gimmick though?
>>547740915>vndb lists Ritz as a man
>>547742659Fix it now
>>547742659>かつてのHPやmixiのプロフィールでは男性と称している。Ritz is a dude?
Sneaky little crab.
I'm putting together a team
You guys think you want a mahjong girlfriend but you really don't. It's nice sometimes but most of the time you want them to shut up and leave you alone. You want some idealised version of a girl that doesn't exist. Women are annoying most of the time. A robot gf that you can turn on and off as required is the best solution.
>>547743495I don't get it. What's sneaky?
>>547743560Did we ever end up making a team for the Saki tournament? Surely we are sending our best.
>>547744105You'd have to ask in IRC. Someone made a separate channel for anons interested in joining it.
>>547742084ggs, very fast games
>Go to my youtube homepage >Don't see ads because of adblock >Youtube still puts the ad in my watch history as fully watched>Starts to influence my recommended videos to have generic popular videos>Try to turn off thumbnail autoplay which causes it>Works in stopping autoplaying ads>Youtube turns autoplay back on within 5 minutes>MORE ADS IN WATCH HISTORYI hope it was worth the ad money
>>547742084Wanted to play another game but got disconnected right when I returned to the lobbyggs
>>547742084ggs
>>547743767>You want some idealised version of a girl that doesn't exist.Yes. What about it?
>>547731020something about those proportions makes me mesmerized with this girl, i'm not sure what it is exactly
>>547743495what is? yonrenkei strong, 6s unlikely
>>547731020Which Saki is this? I remember her from somewhere.
>>5477447487s is a nice sakigiri too and you can force some great waits against the dealer with calls.
chombo tourney doko
>>547717757didn't we just have one? i have sanma fatigue
>>547744828Ex schoolmate of Teru. She currently works as an idol/model.
>>547745746Steve the Beaver says join the sanma tourney NOW!!!
>>547743236I found the "mixi" profile but I don't want to sing up to view it so I will take it as 100% fact.This means that Ritz approves of all of the lgd doujins
600 customers visit every day?! Japanese giant sushi roll, Futomaki - Korean street food
>image uploads blocked from ipi blame sakiposters
>>547745865no i don't think so
Sanma balls lol
I have my drivers exam in 7 hours
>>547747240Good luck! Do your best!
>>547747240Don't crash
>>547747240I just bribed the proctor and called it a day.
>>547747586>proctorisn't that a butt doctor?
>>547743767>but most of the time you want them to shut up and leave you aloneIt's going to be the other way around. If I ever get a qt3.14 mahjong gf irl then I will attach myself to her so that our bodies will merge and the only way to separate us will be to surgically remove us. I will never leave her alone.
>>547744105>>547744434There are currently two teams' worth of people with subs. If we get enough, we can field a third.
>>547747240Good luck
>>547747240>drivers exam at 2 in the morning
>>54774858410 am actually
>>547748190How many more? What's the deadline?
>>547748190is it a gimmick tournament or what
>>547748851It's a Saki style team tournament, have you read Saki?
>>547748637they have cars in that time zone?
>>547749378Too many, unfortunately
>>547749323i watched some episodes of the animeis it like superpowers and shit
>>547748663https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ChfRcECtqPIbFxXTJcL2tRLAU7n0NS0X0cHd_Hgc0GU>>547748851It's the annual 5-man Saki tournament. Yes, it's a gimmick. But otherwise, it's standard mahjong as a team.
>>547744434Why didn't he just announce a Saki tourney in thread?
To be Steve
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It's the year of the umapyoi next!
>>547751895At least 5 more horses will die
I wish I was a dead horse
>>547731186*best girl from Teekyu
>>547752406I would beat you if you were.
>suckma touney Seriously? Didn't we just have one like few months ago? I might actually come back to ranked.
/mjg/ has fallen
Majsoul Friends Room 72540(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72540
>>547754123started
Alright it’s been a good laugh now post the real tourney
>>547755465no it hasn't
>>547723003Do you realize we've done it before?
>>547754123GGs I guess. One of those games.
>>547754123GG.One off nagashi...
>>547754123gg thanks for joining!
Hello. Is this the mahjong thread?
