Previous: >>547708068 >NewsAgent Record | Ye Shunguanghttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42397862Agent Record | Zhaohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42343300Version 2.4 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/hMZVmJ8ZGto >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/OosW5OpDSB0 (EN)https://youtu.be/-2G_7DNRcFM (JP)https://youtu.be/_Zo_zbHmOpI (EN)https://youtu.be/begsPfi50BY (JP)https://youtu.be/G-dkyslN_4s (EN)https://youtu.be/ovdNs4GBg9o (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/160259All-New Program 10/14 - 11/25The Inverted Night Lantern 10/14 - 11/24When Dreams Remain Unfinished 10/17 - 11/24SNAP! Shining Strike 10/22 - 11/10Timesworn Hills Explorer's Guide 10/14 - 11/26Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 10/29 - 11/03"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 11/05 - 11/25Chronicle of Counseling 11/05 - 11/17141 Eco Art Exhibition 11/12 - 11/24Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/19 - 11/24 >Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ23SWEETILYZZZ24KRAMPUS >Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://interknot-network.com >/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Bunny cunny!
Posting here.
>>547737704>>547738041What does sex with this fluffy cunny feel like?
>>547738078Is it safe to prefarm her discs? Im thinking 2pc Yunkui and 4pc Hormone might be good since she needs 26k HP
>schizo has to choose between bumping a zhao thread>or a wisewimp threadtruly a catch 22
GRIM NEWS:
>>547738373I am not committing to neither.
The best employee
>>547738467>not even one full roll
>>547738508Zhao licking her paws after a pawjob...
>>547738373KEK
im posting here because the other thread mindbroke him and he's samefagging himself in it right now
>>547738508Zhao will save ZZZ with her thick fluffy butt.
>>547738467100 per voice line right?
Hmm, this thread has the buncun stamp, so it must be the real one.
>>547738508The REWRITES can still save her! She can still be cool and powerful and popular and "Void Hunter Level"
>>547738469Ethereals have genders. Can they fertile or are they just remnants of their original form.
>>547738469Lucia is a feralchad? I regret skipping now.
>>547738808rude! they're both real. It was just an easy joke
I love my bnuuuuuuuy wife
Is it too late to roll for Yidhari
>>547738926bro...her whole thing is being 'YJK' the character
Krampus needs to take care of Hoyo.
bunny love
Shunguang Dialyn Fufu | ULT SPAMMING Teamhttps://youtu.be/AKqfn-9P0jw?si=uYNImkvlwimfBQaC
>>547738813zhao will succeed where jufufu failed...not!
>he spam reported the other thread
>>547739110I meant the interknot membership
>>547738926How did you miss it?
>>547739331BAAAASED
>>547738508some would also say the sexiest too
>>547739331It became another hunting ground for people making fun of horsey so he probably went berserk.>inb4 horsey tries to flip the narrative
Is there a timer for threshold simulation hard mode
https://files.catbox.moe/tv7fv0.png
>>547739331Jannies always delete the lowest thread count though
>>547739461dumbass I'm talking about the guy obsessed with his boogeyman. How did you misinterpret that as me talking about your boogeyman? You are so mind broken
>>547739331yeah he's been doing it for awhile, if it gets him really upset he'll commit
fun fact: search jufufu in archives and it's a paper trail leading to only 1 IP
>>547739480>1 viewI'll let it slide fufubro
>>547739480The stare that instills fear into browns
You WILL wander into the hollows without any protection.You WILL not drink the anti-corruption serum.You WILL fuck ethereals.This is not negotiable.
>>547739341ya i got that and the battlepast, i spent most of it on the first half of the banner on lucia and her engine
>>547738187Its very sweaty and sticky. Fur gets get stuck on everything...
Hey horsetranny, what are all your PTSD triggers again? I remember you listing them one at a time but I wasn't paying attention. Compile them all into one post.
Zhao wins
>>547739480>speedrunning Neko's, Quinky's and Burnice's agent stories through at last desperate bid to get Fufu's ball30 till guarantee. How fucked am I if the game decides fuck me over?
>>547739461>>547739392>>547739618>>547738813>>547739226same poster
The SWEETILY code is expired, you can take it off the OP.
>>547739851KEK you got xim
>>547739717Just stack it up? You can get up to four-five IIRC
>>547739851oh he fuming
It's honestly insane how much better zhao looks in 2d than 3d
I just got a B+ on my math exam
>>547738760>>547739396Nobody can compete.
>>547739897Tell it to the pastebin editor.
>>547739946>you can stack BPI did not know that, neat that's useful for when the next skin comes out.
>>547739991They cut her model budget after seeing her appeal was so narrow and her fans kept getting put in mental institutions.
I didn't get the Foof again...
>>547738508>Hope of the CompanyOnly ZHAO can save ZZZ from itself.
Zhaopedos will never come to terms that her shitty loli, that was spammed in here as the next VH, is now nothing more than a rag to be used by this pure kino sex goddess. This is why they seethe every time someone mentions Ye Shunguang.You love to see it.
>>547740086You are right at pity range... You can do it
>>547740086Have you considered trying harder?
I'm unironically looking forward to Banyue banner.
>>547739656Nah I just follow the account and the post made me laugh. If you get to any tweet fast enough it won't have updated the viewcount yet so it'll show 1. And if you're REALLY fast it won't even show a number at all.
>>547740041Whoa you are so smart Foof!!!
>>547739991I like both renditions.
>>547737704Now that I've seen the story leaks, it'd actually be cool if these guys end up as the main antagonists going forward. It'll actually be the first time the Honkai expies will be enemies instead.
So what's stopping me from just pairing Ye up with Lucia, that way Ye can have constant either veils up at a push of a button, and for more transformation states no?
>>547739839I honestly doubt you will get nearly close bwo...
>>547740182There was one in the last thread that was cool about Shunko.And then he got friendly fired by horsetroon lashing out lmao
>>547739946like, to get more polys per day? I tried that once, it only adds another month to the passIt's okay, really. I'll get her next time for sure
You need Jufufu
>>547740086>>547740212I can't anymore. I don't wanna spend 200 more dollaros for fufu...
>>547740375I mean, with yu shungus being a void hunter, it definately doesnt mean that the ones we'll get to play arent gonna be those ones.
Next 5 fufu posts? All me.
>>547740375Miyabi fighting Swordmaster would be kino.
>>547740086GAMBARE
>>547740437Lucia gives sheer force DMG and I'm still not sure if non-rupture units even profit in any way from this. Logically I'd think they would and it would just be 0 initial sheer dmg + the buff. But who knows if it works that way.
>>547740616Not if I beat you to it
>>547740616I wrote this post
Is fufu insecure about her butt?
>>547740616>>547740715Aren't you forgetting someone?!?
>>547740616only 1 left
>>547740437ev works but then youre giving dick bupkis for buffs, you can 100% use this, just not as good as the free Zhao you're getting to use with her instead
The shartshartcord (also known as fufucord) doesn't even try to hide its raid attempts huh
>>547740375Didn't they say there would people who hunt the void hunters?
why did seed sneed flop and slopped so bad?
>>547740616>>547740715>>547740783>>547740825>>547740828>>547740850>Sent from iPhone
>horsecuck stops defending himself since he switched to samefagging posts of the 2.0 ultraflop
>>547738985hurry
:3
>>547740375Spoiler alert. Dan lives
Zhao guild status?
>>547740975That's a cute foof
>>547739991I like her in 3D more.
>>547741026Im joining
>>547741026Zhao Zhao Zhao reigns
>>>>>>
Do I join Touch FuFu Tail guild or the Zhao guild?
Why the melty? What got mined from the pre-down?
>>547740891>>547740913I wouldn't be too harsh on him for it, at least he's talking about something he likes instead of constantly trying to fight the tide of Shifu and Shunguang popularity like normal
>>547741084ZAMN LOOK AT THOSE HIPS
Yidhari being a total flop in design, story, and gameplay
>>547741269You can join up to 10 guilds
I went to Random Play to rent a tape and the entire time I was there I could sense Belle was extremely uncomfortable speaking to me.
>>547741269you can join like 50 guilds>>547741278no reason, somebody poked him abit and now he's buzzing around the hive
>>547741278Ju Fufu is being killed in the finale of Waifei. Her fans are treasuring their final moments with her
>>547741269okay now I know these posts are being made by chatgpt lol. the 10 simultaneous sites thing is too recent to be in its darabase
>>547741352Don't worry, it wasn't you. She just had a vibrator in and Wise was messing with the controller in the back.
I pulled Fufu's ball on the last day. I hope the future guild members appreciate it. Fufu sure does she even started glowing from happiness!!
Let's hope the fufuspammer doesn't renew his pass so he can't keep spamming the flop
Cutehari Murphy
>>547741536
when you retards post fufu reactionary images can you actually post OC and not some AI sloppa?
>>547741467Beep boop beep boop. Make any request of this humble AI
>anons will miss out on FufuSad
>>547741352maybe take a shower from time to time
Keep seething
>>547741269>>547741101>>547741147Alright then, who is gonna make it?
Just bought the 3 year top up
>>547741634Gib food
fufu has the best w-engine effect, its perfect.she just glows golden stripes and paws, perfect.
>>547741694No one came up with a creative name for zhao guild yet
>>547741729A man of exquisite taste!
>>547741724Here you go, holographic meatloaf
perfect loop... TEST
>>547741767SSS - Shunguang's Support Slaves
Yeah I'm not gonna join the /zzz/ guild if it's made by these obnoxious spammers, you just know it's going to be an ERPing shithole
K keep me posted
I have SO many fucking pulls ready DROP THE PATCH ALREADY I WANT DIALYN
>>547741979You forgot your Trigger pic doomjeet
lol, I see now
>>547742017Look how cute and innocent Koleda was...
>>547742017>me when I show my Hello World v0.1 project to my mom
finally played 2.2 and 2.3. seems like most people didn’t like them but honestly i didn’t mind it. maybe because my expectations for the story were already low but now i’m actually excited for 2.4 tomorrow. interested to see if fox onii chan’s emo phase is going to be cool. haven’t played a gacha update on release in a while
>>547742017Hands down that chapter is still one of the most kino ones.
>>547742017This is what her character should have been
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF DIALYN IS BiS FOR THE VOID HUNTER TEAM
>>547742197>everyone says how bad something is>have low expectations in return>actually enjoy yourselfThis is a very powerful hidden technique
>>547742338nyes and nyo
>>547742338As of now yes
>>547742081She will get barely any macro-art because artfags are MASSIVE faggots. fuck me man, the fetish has gotten a lot more mianstream in the last few years, but it still feels like it's stuck with mostly the same schizo artfags from before
>>547740375https://youtu.be/UavBExUdGP0?si=PVsn2St7G1yFeyw2&t=325>Are the first generation of Void Hunters still alive? What role do the Void Hunters play in the current New Eridu?>We once had a description of the first-generation Void hunter, and while the general word on the street is that most have vanished without a trace, some of them still remain and we'll even have a chance to meet them in future updates.>As the large-scale Hollow Fluctuations within New Eridu decrease, opportunities for newer generations of Void Hunters to be appointed are becoming extremely scarce.>As of now, we only know of Hoshimi Miyabi as well as a few promising candidates that are being noticed.>At the same time, due to New Eridu's steadying and rapid development in recent years, the residents' mindset has also shifted somewhat.>Some capable individuals aren't too keen on the title of Void Hunter, while otehrs even joined organizations that are opposed to the Void Hunters, all of which will create more uncertainties in New Eridu's future.
>>547741767Just Zhao, leave creativity for the intelligent people
>>547742338Supposedly but I have my doubts. Ye totally ignores stun multiplier and JStern said she wants to stay in the stance she gets after ulting once. Meaning she doesn't want to ult again because then she would do less damage over time. BUT that's only how I understood it, could have misunderstood and also it's still just the beta and she will be changed to a certain degree
>>547741767The Church of ZhaologyZenless Zone ZhaoZhaologists
>>547742572>let's confirmThis implies you would need to have sex with Belle as well for your research
>>547742338This is what JP says
>>547742437It'll happen
>>547742338Ye only needs a ether veil character
>>547742437Giantess is a shit fetish for retards. Yeah let me throw my dog down a literal hallway then get vored lol dumbass
>>547742747PLEASE DIALYN FEET
Who came up with the name "Touch FuFu Tail" (capitalized correctly?)? It's genius that's exactly what I want to do. Well.... among other things like petting or cuddling!
>>547740664Don't forget Lucia also gives general buffs outside of just sheer>>547740857I've just been hearing that Zhao isn't even all that good and mostly there for the veil, which only triggers after an ult
How good is Fufu with M1 compared to none?
>>547742589Yea I was thinking this myself too. Having all these stun bonuses means little if she just ignores the stun multiplier regardless.
>>547742859Do I put them in my mouth or something
>>547742804This but unironically
>>547743114idk
>>547743030old zhao had more frequent veils, a good rupture buff, and a mediocre attacker buff. new zhao has infrequent veils, a bad rupture buff, and a decent attacker buff.soukaku sidegrade i suppose?
AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T A JU FUFU
>>547743030>>5477432930/10
>>547743030>>547743293Things can still change and she might gets more frequent veils.
>>547743348Congrats on the Dialyn/Banyue/Ye guarantee bwo.
>>547743348DPS friend
>>547743114The bonus crit mostly just makes her easier to build but with good enough disks it's not as relevant.35% stun multiplier is decent though. Especially on an agent like Yixuan that does most of her damage in stun.
>>547743348you wanted a cat you got a cat
>>547743348urban fufu
>>547743030>>547743293ye gets her stacks from entry not just ev, and only zhaos entry, what schizo retard bait was this?
>>547743348But she is cute! And tanned! And flat! And DPS!
>>547743371sorry, let me instead feed your delusions of how zhao can still be the void hunter
>>547743673>And DPS!debatable
Wtf????????????????????
>>547743114>CR 12%>starts with 100 might>Stun multiplier 35%I don't know I think M2 is the really good one>CD 22%>whenever any character activates an Ultimate, Ju Fufu gains 3 points of MomentumThe latter meaning she gets more might and does more chain attacks meaning faster some and you see more of her attacks, which I think is really cool
nekomiya mains look like THIS???
>>547743709>i'm gonna ragebait and respond to myself 10+ hours a day online on purposei hope you get better one day
>>547743735She is DPStable!
>>547743809there's just something weirdly captivating about brown girl's armpits...
>>547743827Crazy self report, lol
>>547743809
>>547743348Fuuuggg.....
Technically, Ju Fufu is more urban than Nekomiya Mana, since the former's outfit is more down to earth than the latter's.
>>547742804Nah, macro can be really fun if you fire up the creative juice, problem is macro content has been in a perpetual state of drought for the longest time, and the few artfags that carved out a niche are used to pumping out slop, and the audience is also used to eating said slop, AND most macrofags don't actually like each other, vorefags and gentlefags will never get along, sof-tvorefags will never get along with hard-vorefags, and nobody like giga-sizefags including other gigafags.It's why i'm desperate for a new-blood injection into this godforsaken fetish, the old needs to be shaken up into evolving or be outright weeded out
>>547742251I only did it recently and I certainly said kino when it happened.
>>547743348Ehn-Nah (lol)
>>547743763Here's your 3.0 villain bro
#Buff Zhao
>>547744080Cute. Are there any other ZZZ rides
>>547744107cute naviaboo
>>547743763Kinda funny cause when you think about it, with Shifu being the leader of Yunkui, by technicality, Fufu's the vice leader of Yunkui despite being a fufu
>>547744138crazy self report, lol
>>547744107thats a pretty fuckable bangboo
>>547744080I liked the sharkboo someone made for shadow star
how the fuck is there no hati artdo i really have to make it myself
I don't want the chinawank to end actually
>>547744268What kind of Hati are we talking about? Depending on your response, I may have to call the police
I was too harsh on you, Xiao Zhao. You're actually a Caesar sidegrade.t. The Creator
>>547744312okay how would you improve it
>>547744268Sorry, only Evelyn gets art of her being railed by an Ether-stallion
>>547744386Intelligent Hati (female)
Season 3 will be about Phaethon setting up multiple Random Play stores, so that they can have a spy network and fight Evil Sunbringer on even ground.>>547744312Bro, that's not chinese. That undefined-anime-race here.
I'll be honest when I first saw YSG's animations I thought they were great. Basically the best ZZZ has to offer.After a day and looking back into it. I felt that Yi Xuan's animations are still actually better. The only time YSG beats Yi Xuan's animations was during the ult preparation animation. Aftewards, Yi Xuan easily has the better look.Doesn't help that after watching Leifa's gameplay demonstration, Yi Xuan has a better gameplay loop as well.
>>547744386Random ass tard ethereal (female)
>>547739775Senior Fufu is so good at dancing
>>547744209>despite being a fufuI think it's time for training Junior. Catch this!
>>547744623You're retarded (which is normal for someone who likes Yixuan).
>>547744661my pov
>>547744623I see Ju Fufu is working hard on the Shifu propaganda.
TOPKEK it really does have a melty every time someone posts a void hunter
I just hope ysg's optimal gameplay loop is not the same moves on repeat like nefer. I would legit fucking lose it if the devs fuck up again.
>>547738469This is hilarious and I am glad I rolled
>>547744782>neferwho?
>>547744782Who the fuck is nefer
>>547744623>Leifa's gameplayHe only has uploaded something with the new boss right?
#Buff Wise
>>547744426I know for a fact that's not true because I keep seeing some guy who does this kind of art for basically every ZZZ girl
>>547744623i agree 100%. YSG's actual in game animations are just a bunch of boring white slashes
>>547744623True. Shifu's animations are smooth and easily translates to one move to another and you can cancel her animations mid-move.
>>547744623TRVKE
My wives
I am so fucking done with stunners, hate them, simple as.Got baited into pulling>Qingyi>Trigger>FufuThey all feel like shit to play.
Never forget the horrors a fufu lived through
Stop abbreviating her name you fucking racists
>>547744623
>>547744851Belle wants this
>>547745178her name is Y, though
Jow Jow
>>547745130This is worse than the great hollow disaster
>>547745130MASAKA!!!
>>547744706Eh, I started not liking her big sway animations in the air. It's like they didn't think of adding any pizzaz into it. It was like the typical thousand blade animations we've seen in a lot of other video games or anime.Maybe I was hoping for more? Like I said I initially thought it was amazing.Her poses are great though.>>547744849Yeah it was yesterday I think. I think the ZZZ team will change her gameplay loop in the future beta tests. Right now it is not looking good considering her gameplay loop consists mainly only doing two moves.
>>547745337Where's the cock
>>547745337Fat fucking slob
I hope we'll have the option of not accepting the free Zhao. I'd rather not have her on my account since I'm not a furry paedophile.
>>547745390Zhao WILL join your party without your consent
>>547745390the cord AINT gonna like this..
>>547745378HOLY I will now roll your tiger
>>547744623I'll wait until I actually see it in game myself without any video compression.Yixuan's animations also look much better in game.
>>547745378DA FUF
>>547739462Bump I’m still on easy mode
>>547745378This plays in my head 24/7
>>547745378Kek who made this
>>547744623>Parries with ink where you can't see shit during ambush modeBut she has a lot of impact to her shit, which makes it satisfying even if i fkcing wish i could actually see a lot of the time, keeping her adreline levels optimal is also enjoyable to doMeanwhile Shungus just seems to be a retard easy access attacker
>>547743763>Fufunigger actually has inside info (because he's a dev) that Fufu will be the first subversive villain and kill Yi Xuan to start season 3. Where we travel back in time to stop it (and keep our characters useable for people who pulled for them).
is dialyn really that better for ysg than other sup/stun like fufu?
>>547745125>fufu>use skill occasionally>trigger>hold normal at the start and use skill occasionallywaow
jane skin where?
>>547739462>>547745634Technically yes but it says more than 42 days since when it came out. You still have time before the timer even moves on
>>547745826Not in the beta yet. Check back when we get 2.5.3
>ysg's optimal gameplay means not using her overbaked 2nd ult at allLmao at people defending this shit
>>547745826there
>>547742726>Banyue's optimal team is worse than 3 1.x charactersWhy did they fuck him over this badly?
>>547745826have you checked under there
>>547745957*strangles you and shoves my cock up your asshole*
>>547745923ZZZ devs are masters at making agents with 100 different moves only to make all but three suck ass
>>547745923It's actually pairing her with Dialyn so she can use it for a massive nuke and then immediately re-renter the state with another ult right after.
>>547745672found it on tiktok lol
I'm gonna make it
soles sex with Dialyn
>>547745735her passive bonuses are still pretty good, that being king of the summit and the additional passive. and getting extra ults is big since hers have huge multipliers
>>547745939The blonde woman Mafia gave em' a call
>>547745957under where
>>547745390>Oh Anon, dont be like that.>I've seen the way youve been eyeing up that slutty Void Hunter>Im the only one who can help you be with her, so go on now, click the claim button sweety
>>547745378ts tuff
>>547744623lol!
>>547746246Hehehehehe you said underwear hahhahahaha what an baka
I'm excited to see more Zhao tomorrow.
>>547746375Same. I wish we got voice line leaks like for 2.3. Curious as to how much presence she will have in 2.4.
>>547745390zhaos gonna rape u
I saw Lighter buying extra small condoms at the gas station
>>547746578Cute
>>547746578I saw him giving them to ben and accepting payment
>>547746578He was just trying to help Wise out, be grateful.
>>547744782its a void hunter, the gameplay is going to be dumbed down so even phonetards can use her.
>>547746578They were for Wise.
>>547746362
>>547746578Wise was nervous about his first time buying condoms, come on we've all been there bro.
>>547746719TRVKE. I hate mobilefags so much.
Even if i know i have enough discs to give her something good, just the possibility i might have to farm some specific shit again makes me want to rope, i hate the equipment system in these hoyo games, which Demonic entity thought an rng timegate was in anyway acceptable?
>>547746801>we've all been there broHehe yeah i've totally had sex before...
>>547746719Catering to mobilefags and browns is killing the game
>>547746841It looks like it'll be a little better in 2.5 since we're getting to pick specific substats. Emphasis on looks like I haven't seen many details on how it works and if you can still fuck up and need rerolls even on a perfect disc
You guys aren't actually virgins, right?
>547746795First time this has been posted in awhile, the wisewimp thread earlier really broke this guy.
>>547746964does getting a blowjob count
>>547746795I havent seen this in a minute. Always makes me laugh kek
>>547746969cute
>>547747009depends on 2 things1. were you giving or taking2. was it a family member
>>547747089Cut out your porn addiction, me and my sister have almost never had sex
>>547746795>LOCATION: INDIA
>>547746719Can this meme about phones die already? NOBODY even in the land of the rising infrastructure plays this shit on a phone, the movesets are dumbed down because gachafags are even more subhuman that the average WT player
>>547747180almost?
>>547747180>me and my sister have almost never had sexi wasn't even thinking about thatit's actually quite common for moms to blow their sons
>>547747228>gachafags are even more subhuman that the average WT playerso they're honorary phonefags
Do you think he gets mad when I don't reply?
>>547747228ZZZ devs are still trying their hardest to make this shit run on phones. They should just drop the facade and pull it from the app store
>>547747328he's begging for your attention, horsey
If you have a sister and have never messed around together you're lying.
>>547747356>tryinglmao they haven't fixed the shitty FPS and the last time they tried any improvement was at 2.0. The fuck are you talking about 'trying' when they gave more attention to the XBOX optimization than the mobile
A stock trading event would go hard to be honest desu, it's the perfect blend of low effort slop with the potential to be fun because gambling is fun
>>547744312Jade beauty...
Is it just me or does Wise in v2 sound more like generic shonen protagonist? Playing the earlier agent stories, he has way more gruffier voice there.
>>547747883the way he says "Shifu" is like nails on a chalkboard
>>547747927He's just saying it the proper way...
>>547744312>Computer, generate a femboy with a biological woman physique
>>547748031STOP
>>547746362>an baka
>>547748018doesn't make it sound any better.
>>547748124Damn it why did you point it out :(I wrote idiot at first, but I wanted to be cute so I went with baka but forgot to change an to a
Belle best girl
>>547744268r34 has 62 under hati_(zenless_zone_zero)
>>547748236And how much of it is AI sloppa?
out of Miyabi and Shungy Kong, whose sword is bigger?
>>547748202baka
>>547748236how much of it is solo hati or human male x hati though
>>547748383Their swords are the size of their cocks
>>547748383My beenies weenis of bourse 8==========D
>>547748223
>>547747423i think it's something that everyone goes through like drinking your first beer with your dad
>>547748465wheres the elephant going PROH
I want to sluttmaxx, when are they rerunning jane bros?
Which agents would wear these?
Would (you) take Ben's virginity?
>>547748658Fucking EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW, get taste honorary negro
>>547748703No, he probably doesn't wash his ass
>>547748658who cares, they're scrapping this thing soon just enjoy the porn
I don't mind China-wank in a China game, but I wish they'd have the decency of keeping the same touch to it as before. Keep the urban fantasy alive. I actually really like the discarded space port with the concrete brutalism and communist murals, or the dilapidated village exploration, but Failume itself somehow feels like a theme park.
>>547748703yes>>547748764good
<3
>>5477486583.0 with more NEPs, we won.she's getting a skin and a buff with the new New Eridu NOIR patch where we go as undercover detectives investigating TOPs with Krampus and NEPS working together.
>>547748383They've both got pretty average sized swords, though Ye has several instead of just 1. Zhao's sword is a little bigger than normal, but it looks extra big with her tiny body. Also worth mentioning Caesar's sword, which is actually on the small side for her. Soldier 11's sword is also much thicker than Anby's but they're pretty similar in length.
>>547748824>machine predictions say EOS in two more weeks, saar!
>>547748862agree especially about the theme park feelit's because...it kind of is structured like a theme parkbuildings and stores you entered (or were implied to enter) got replaced by tiny stands and every vendor is waiting for you outside
>>547749036to be fair Caesar's is a one-hander.
>>547745390Zhao is a fake furry with that face of hers
>>547748920>POV whatever villians we face in the next two patches
>>547748658>he didn't get Jane on her first bannerFucking fake fan retard cuck
>>547749036
>>547749101>Caesar's is a one-handerThat's a very rude thing to call her :(
>>547749036Anby's a grower not a shower. S11's sword only gets really hot when she ults but SAnby's doubles in length.
komano has the biggest and thickest sword by far
>>547749442Yeah, but Seth's is the most comfortable to handle.
>>547749442Biggest and thickets so far, we've yet to get our ultra-greatsword agent
>>547749442Have you seen the size of lucy's hog?
>>547749627Nah I think Alice's is. Its nice and light, extendable and bendy
>>547749465Thanks bwo
>>547749732She's really struggling to handle that fat blade
Sars I am brown
>>547749836She's used to it's size yet she still struggles every time.
seth... RAPE
>>547749951horsey...
>zzz feet that needs to be fucked
>>547749951every wisewimp...
i kinda love how diverse ice agents are, what a goofy looking bunch. i hope someone does art with all of them in it
The update can't come fast enough because you people don't know what to do with yourselves it seems
Wake me up when Zhao's mindscape art gets leaked
Evelyn's short, versatile and very hot knife
>>547750134I'm just jerking it with my thread bros
>>547750098Be the change you want to see I guess
>>547750134Don't worry I post whatever stupid shit pops to mind regardless if there's content or not
>>547748862Fufu SEXO
ellen
>>547750191Does this also imply Astra has a gigantic but skinny staff?
>>547750425Juicy meaty thighs....
>>547750495*licks*
sigh
>>547750425Fufu thighs
>>547748327>>547748443Surprisingly little
>>547750324>>547750695c ute
Reminder that Fufu is a racist to lesser cat thirens
wisewimp posts get a [-]
fufus small, warm and inviting _____
>>547750923Anus
>>547750923sock
>>547750923box
>>547750923FIST
So is Howl his own dog? Who brings him food and water? Where does he shit?
>>547750923soles
>>547751092dont be racist dog thirens are people too
>>547751257magus...
>>547751257magus is fucking dead?
It was a fun area, but it doesn't have any mechanism that incentivice you to return next week or next month.
>>547750923BaoBaos
>>547751092the old lady that runs the lumina square newsstand is her owner. that stall might be filled with dog piss and poop
Warm Sweaty Lovey Dovey Sex With Dialyn
>>547750495that center seam is such a fucking art copout
I require Dialyn ASMR
>>547751462his owner, i mean
>>547750923armpits!
>>547750795that's not a good thing
>>547751257I'm sad that the magus is so sad because those are delicious thighs! tragic!
>>547749997seth... SOFT BUT PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING
Dialyn Nerd SEX THAT DOESNT SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE I FUCK HER
seth love...
>>547751257>didn't bother to put lights on the red parts of the eyes, led rings in neck cybernetics or Magus's hologram eyesWhat a lazy cosplay!
>>547751720Which? Solo anthro monster art makes me want to throw up
this ANIMAL is begging for Junior cock...
>>547751531gainfully employed corposlut that must weigh like 90 lbs is honestly a lovely niche
>>547751414I don't think you can return, it's a one time only reward and you don't need the mats for your temple.
Bruh, some of these random resoniums are ridiculously OP on Jufufu because she has Chain attack lifehack.
>>547752325No
I need your biggest Shunko Hairvents
>>547752435>I don't think you can returnYou can if you scroll to timesworn hills in the Map list.
>>547752236>anthro
>>547752490has this artist just likely physically not eaten berries to the point that>he thinks you eat strawberries with leaves>he thinks blackberries have little leaves on top of the berry like thatI'd honestly assume AI if the clothing accessories were like 5% less consistent
What D6 main stat for Miyabi?
>>547752754definitely AI, humans know better, like who hasn't eaten a strawberry or blueberry before.
>>547752934It's a toss uphttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/49338716
Chuuuu
>>547752934Me, I hate fruits.
>>547751860JoJo-ass character...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKnhtLxcZuE
What's the ZZZ equivalent to this?
>>547753442This isn't an incel game so we don't have an equivalent thankfully.
>>547753442I don't think ZZZ actually has any characters this violently generic. Unless you mean schoolgirls? Ellen is a schoolgirl.
>>547753314i miss her
>>547739839dont get her ball, its one of the worst ones
>>547753442
>>547752606Sorry, I mean you want to return since all loot boxes are one-time only and you're left with pityful exp and dennies from random encounters.
>>547753442>spend months hyping up another character>its another t2 brick like phrogshame huh?
I have been playing this game for a year and I still do not know if it is worth it to get your defense/support balls to 60.
>>547752754>>547752934>american biology education
>>547753753Do they contain Corn syrup?
>>547753753 those are on the tart we can see that, should i have mentioned every fruit to please his highness
>>547753668Right, what is better than 20% buff to squad damage?
>>547753710You take every ball you're using to 60 it barely costs anything retard. Fucking idiot.
>>547753753europeans cant go 5 seconds without thinking about big american hunks
>Give in and decide to dump one last 10 roll for Yidhari>Get fucking Koleda and lose my 50/50Its Joeover
>>547754043Everything in this game costs resources, I dont want to grind weapon exp when I can grind other stuff.
>>547753753ok now do you see how in the anime picture, it looks like two tiny mint leaves at an angle, but in the real picture, the "leaves" are spiky and radial? Also, surely you've gone outside and picked blackberries before and understand that those don't come off with the berry when you pick them?
>>547754091Technically still a hammer time agent
>>547753753>biologyWhat do you mean
>>547754091Now you have a guarantee AND you dodged the ugly AI designed squid
>>547753442ayyllmao
Sex with Dialyn
>>547754091Wow you got a good character insteadHow gracious of Hoyo
>>547754331If you understand how berries and fruits develop, you kinda learn to assume that they all *can* have leaves of some form attached to the stem.
>>547754602Do you mean BOTANY my brother in christ, or POMOLOGY the specific study in botany related to the development of fruits?
>>547754503Exhausting sex with Dialyn
>>547753442>release a boring ass Japanese schoolgirl into your super serious grimdark fantasy setting at the exact moment when China and Japan start a blood feudExtremely funny stuff
>>547754110You're the kind of retard who pulls for Hugo so no wonder you're worried about resources I bet you use Hamster Cage Passes too don't you? Have you leveled up standard S Ranks as well? You say you've been playing for a year and yet you're so fucking dumb. I hate you.
>>547753442You are like a little baby in (you) pandering. Watch this
Tried Ye a few hours on ps. Her long animation locks and lack of iframes/interruption resist are really annoying. There are some bugs currently like plunge attack not tracking properly. First impression is that overall she’s not better or more fun than Yixuan.
>>547753530I masturbate daily to my two wives Evelyn and Astra, sorry not sorry
>>547755108I don't remember making this post
>>547755034>seething at Hugo in 2025lmao get a life dude. Also no I haven't used a single hamster cage since I started playing. Stop being so sweaty, its a cellphone game.
do not the phon
>>547754762In civilized nations we learn all this basic stuff in biology classes.
Who does Ye Shunguang actually want as a teammate? Was not expecting the Yunkui Summit void hunter to be a physical attack character that wants ether veil
>>547755404I shall run her with bunny and phone, I dont care if its suboptimal.
Bunny wife!Happy life!
>>547755404She needs Seed and Zhao, Zhao is free at least
>>547755314The earrings must be really jammed there if they don't drop down.
>>547755502>Still Seedcoping
>>547755404Zhao and then whoever. You can run SEED or a stunner or another support, basically whoever you have that will give her the biggest numbers.
Chungus having the same exact animations but with urban street clothes would go hard give her some yeezys
>>547755404Zhao + anyone you want
>>547755389not in your section, it was for the slow kids
>>547754967I laughed
>there are still only 5 dynamic wallpapers you can selectDefend this
>>547754967Not even gay but he unironically rocks the evelyn fit
>log in after a few months for upcoming fox girl>only 20 rolls left after spending everything on yuzuha its so over..
>>547755728Stop being a whore and pick your top 5 agents
Dialyn culo
>>547755404Her best partner is free, a Christmas gift.Engage and Ether Veil give Ye extra Super Saiyan charges, nobody else comes close to as good.
you now remember that there's a tab that lets you choose your memory board's background and there's only one you can pick
>>547754091>being ready for Banyue>complaining
>>547755906The Banyue trench is empy bro
>>547755884>they intended for us to stay on 6th street and slowly fill out our memory board>abandoned in favor of genshin style loctations with us going to waifei for 2.0dont remind me
>>547755803I have but they keep releasing cool new ones...
>>547755906Didnt he get nerfed to the ground
Those who cried so much for a robot with Seed are going to pull for Banyue... right?
>>547755884Am I missing something or is there a gigantic menu implying there are more coffee recipes and yet only two exist>>547756064I miss the first half of season 1 vibes so much where we were undercover at the VHS store, it was such a nice comfy feeling.
I'll miss you guys when ZZZ is kill
>>547756168i pulled seed and im going to pull banyue
I want m*ch*ne pr*d*ctions schizo to be the guild master for 4th Street.
>>547756126And getting buffed back again but we'll see. He's the last Rupture agent for a while so if you didn't grab anyone else, you're stuck with A-rank Manato. If you have Yidhari already, then he's a sidegrade with a different element.
>>547755404Dialyn+Zhao
>>547755103>lack of iframes/interruption resist athat part is clearly unfinisheda lot of agents have iframes missing in their first beta ver
>>547756330That's just the same picture
>>547756168I will drop some pulls on Banyue and hope he comes hope early, but my heart isnt really in it since I already have a built Manato.
SAYHERNAME
>>547756168Pulled Seed + W-EngineWill pull BanYue + W-EngineAnd i will pull Aria/S rank Billy + W-Engine
>>547756502YE WUWA
>>547756434Perhaps
I just played the 2.0 storyline.Does it get better from 2.1 onwards because Holy fuck that was garbage.
>>547756502I hope my wife doesn't realize I've been cheating on her with another void hunter...
You know the game is in a bad state when I can't even name a single character from 2.x Everyone's so forgettable.
>broooooooooooooo we cant use the chingming sword its cursed and evil and eats the memories of those who use it, it ruined my sister's life and we will beat this into your head during 2.0 instead of doing anything interesting>oh btw Ye can use the chingming sword just fine because it chose her :3Fire the writers
>>547756573It does. YMMV on how good it gets, but 2.0 is the only outright horrendous one
>>547756502Yeezy
>>547756502Ye Shanghai>skip
>>547756573You've made this post multiple times in the last few days Rajesh, get new material
>>5477565732.1 is one of my favorite patches in the game. But yeah, the 2.0 mystic bullshit was absolute trash
>>5477565732.0 is THE worst chapter in the game imoeven hugo's 10h long therapy session was better
>>547756653Okay that's good to hear, because I quite enjoyed most of 1.X>>547756683Bro I literally haven't posted in /vg/ for months.
>>5477565732.0 is bad2.1 is good2.2 is bad2.3 is goodUnfortunately this means 2.4 will be bad. But 2.5 should be good.>>547756653I dunno man I think 2.2 annoyed me more.
Billy - Qingyi - Seed - Banyue - Yutane - DanRobotkino
>>547756834>2.2 is bad2.2 was mostly good though
>>547756573Spook Shack is good.
>>5477568832.2 was ASS until the very end.
>Any narrative that isn't focused around Cunning Hares, Belabog, or SoC.It's bad.
>>547756883<Pic related but complete dogshit
>>547756742Okay, I'm playing it tomorrow then without dreading it. I haven't cringed at a game like this in... I don't even know how long.>>547756751I didn't like how the conclusion of Hugos main plotline story was done but at least the characterisation was nice.
>>547756865>Yutane her name is Aria nowRokudou is now Nangong Yu and Chinatsu is Summer btw
>>547756834I have qualms with how the proxy is written in 2.2, but overall I quite liked it. I also really like Flora and Orphie, so that may bias my opinion slightly
>>547756883>ruined the established sacrifice lore with their stupid obscura shit>all the Exaltists are killed offscreen so they can wrap up this shit plot faster>OBOL is terribly written and obnoxious>Sarah is a scooby doo antagonist>they cant figure out a way to make Isolde a bad guy for shooting the evil military guy so they just make her even more comically evilThe only part I liked were the two bosses at the end
I think we'll all look back at 2.0 and say it was a mixed bag, and the worst elements were Yunkui with exception to Fufu.
>>547757141>>ruined the established sacrifice lore with their stupid obscura shitstopped reading hereyou're retarded
me not very smart but me start 2.3 strory and komano wolfman say words like need proxy but me remember that chink hollow doesnt do change so you doesnt eneed proxy how comes they be saying they wants a proxy when it doesnt change the proxy makes the carrots (not what you eat ) and not much is else
havent played in months, what teams should i be using i plan on pulling ye maybe i only have 50 rolls
>>547757207I don't think this is english
>>547757153>Yunkui with exception to FufuShe was garbage in 2.0 as well. Whole of Yunkui was.
>>547756883>Yixuan says she can 1v5 their entire Obol squad>Exalists all die offscreenThis entire 2.0 arc was pretty bad, even if there were good parts. Scrap it and move to 3.0 and focus on something that isn't Laofu fucking cultists.
>>547757198Oh yeah dude they totally had the Obscura in mind during chapter 2 you fucking moron. Remember when Sacrifices were supposed to be a big deal instead of garbage fodder?
>>547757006You have to let go, anon.
>>547756834Hot pot Infront of Suibian temple and then suddenly trauma dump from Dialyn and Banyue before shifting to not-Aizen pulling off an Aizen on Sarah based on leaks.
2.1 was the worst by far and its not even closepic related was the only good part
>>547757297>Yixuan says she can 1v5 their entire Obol squad>>547757297Not just the squad. Every soldier stationed there
>>547754385lel always thought wujeet faces were wide af, but thought it was just me.
>>5477573262.1 was the best part of the patch cycle though. Spook Shack is carrying 2.x.
They had to do a shitty cultist plot just like HSR because it was China.Trust in the plan, 3.0 will be western urban kino.NOIR Detective with 1930s Swing music, Rattita goes undercover with us, Seth brother, and Krampus.Believe in 3.0
>>547757452>Seth brotherWho cares about this
>>547757452Liyue didnt have a shitty cultist plot
Wait...just realized that Fufu can't be the PICK UP YO PHON girl anymore...
>>5477574512.1 is just a worse version of 1.5.
>>547757326She appears in 2.1 ? I don't remember that at all
>>547757301The Serum was the big deal, not just the Sacrifices. Bringer was a boss level Sacrifice because he was Bringer level plus Miyabi sword power.You destroyed all the serums by the end of Season 1 so they need the Obscuras to sneak out Sacrifices from the Hollows and they still succeeded in killing the target Porclemax CEO.
>>547756502DOGSHIT
>>547757670
>>547757670I don't know why this image always makes me laugh
>2.2 is well writte-
>>547756502Skip Hunter
>>547757006Chapter 3 was one of the best patches in the game though and Cunning Hares were barely in it. Billly was a gigachad though.>>547757670You have godawful taste if you think Astra's shitty flying spaceship mission was better than 2.1. I do not wish to speak with you anymore.>>547757725Oh wow they killed some random ass CEO who had like 4 guards with him wow what a brilliant feat of strength, they definitely needed the Obscura that they had hidden like 30 feet from Yixuan's shitty monastery. Thank goodness we had the Obscura for that, because it hasn'[t been established that Sacrifices can exist outside the Hollows. I'm really really glad they took a threatening enemy and turned it into a fodder enemy.
>>547757326Shut up nigger. She wasnt even in the main story but a shitty beach event.
>>547757578cause that was practically 1.0
>>547753442>>547753530
i hope wise has a silly cutscene in 2.4 i could use a laugh
>>5477568342.2 is good2.3 is bad
>>547757796>the exaltists are actually just a bunch of retards following some chick who doesn't even care about the causeyea the Isolde thing is absolutely retarded
Thanks youtube
>>547757452>Wise in a knock off mobster outfit. Suit, tie, bowler cap>Belle is an extremely cute casual dress>Billy skin where he gets duel Tommy guns>Nicole literally already has a briefcase gunYou know. Prohibition era inner city would be pretty dope setting for the game.
I’m gonna tie fufu down and rape her every day for 30 days, then untie her and treat her good from now on.
>>5477581802.3 had a fun silent hill section so it is automatically more soulful than 2.2.
2.3 is the worst because of wormano
>>547757670>1.5>good
>>547757452ZZZ version of Penacony aesthetic would save the game. Give me China's take on a seedy American city center filled with gambling and crime.
>>547758190From secret cabal manipulating events and organizations from the shadows, as well as possibly causing Hollow Zero expansion, to a simple terrorist group only capable of annoying an isolated Chinese village.
Cute Bnnuy
>>547758040>>547757949Best part of the patch is an idol appearing in shitty side mode, thank you for proving my point.
>>547758246>Wise and Belle get full dress suits and we place detective minigames to find culripts.Please 3.0 something like thisLet us go undercover and find out some Thiren gang making illegal W-engines sold under the lie it can let normal people enter Hollows. Seth plays Robocop and we gun down entire hideouts of criminals.
>>547758273>2.3 had a fun silent hill sectionkek I hope you're joking.
>>547758451You were the worst part of 2.1. Other than that, good overall patch.
>>547758267Banyue just because she's your junior doesn't mean she's a less of a person. Clankers and Thriggers share the same spot on the totem pole.
I haven't given a shit about the story since 1.2 to be honest, 1.3 was a blatant change in direction and whatever happened prior was badly stitched onto the new structure, if zzz wasn't surprisingly fun for a gacha action gaem i would've quit months ago
>>547758430Yeah I remember when these fuckers were supposed to be integrated into every aspect of society and we had multiple patches establising them as a nebulous threat with various groups all doing their thing. Turned out they all followes Isolde and just quit or died, whooops.
>>547758602Based and true, they ruined the game
>>547758430>Sarah set up as maniuplating events with TOPs coordination>Immediately forgotten and abandoned during this current 2.0 Waifei Exalist/Miasma arcGet me out of here, 3.0 when
>>547758602Cutting TV mode and the AIs killed the game. They floundered and decided the best route was turning Phaetheon into a super special monk but they fucked that up too hecause we havent done shit.
>>547758452>it's a delusiontroonKEK
nigga could have been anything he wanted and he picked a fucking postman lemeow
>>547758452chinkybro do you have the doro of her with the magnifying glass? I swear I saved it but I guess not.
Why can’t chinks write? Why can’t they fucking write a good story? I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.
>most of season 1 is us being kind hearted criminals, evading the law and trying to keep our identities secret while gathering a bunch of down-on-their-luck allies who are underdogs in this post apocalyptic society>most of season 2 is us working for the mayor and the strongest mystics on the planet as we help a corporation out and everyone knows who we areMan what the fuck happened.
>>547758956CCP
>>547758950here you go bwo. Im surprised I have it.
you know what our ancient chinese sect really needs?twin hackers with sharingans
>>547759069>>547758452use the magnifying glass to find some taste
>>547759069Thanks bwo
>>547757796It is though?OBSIDIAN literally moved an army to wipe out the exaltist threat and Yunkui BTFO'd them when they attacked the town. You'd know this if you actually didn't skip
>>547759004>Most of season 1Us being the legendary proxy may as well have been an open secret since 1.3, arguably even 1.2, we do an insanely shit job of hiding that we're THE guy
>>547759004i was just playing along for the most part because im racist but 2.0 going so hard into wuxia our void hunter uses flying swords kinda has me on board with the shitposters.2.0 is a mess, utter narrative whiplash
>>547759142>use the magnifying glass to find some tasteReddit is that way, your gold is waiting for you.
>>547759327>"reddit is that way">doesn't point in any directionlol
>>547759005Do you think the ccp likes cp?
Miyabi bros... wtf that eye means?
>>547759004>everyone knows who we areThat happens before version 2.0
>>547758956Cause every piece of their literature since ancient times is littered with flowery riddles speaking in tounges garbage. And once its translated it becomes an even more jumbled mess.
>>547759412Means they're looking at moving her down a tier due to current content being designed to specifically counter her.
>>547759408I don't know if China ever had access to Club Penguin
How many of you rolled Yidhari?
>>547759412keep your eye on the prize
>>547759296Everyone eventually figures it out (except Seth lol) but there's still tension with us not being exposed to the cops until chapter 5 (which is, coincidentally, where the writing truly starts to nosedive).
>>547759412They know you are watching her
>>547758956OK so imagine meticulously planning out a story fir years just for it to blow up because you need to crunch on reworking the entire game while also figuring how to reuse all the assets in the pipeline that were already to go out in a way that fits the new direction. And along the way you have to keep redesigning shit because none it quite works because odds are it was already determined to fall below expectations due to limited budget and resources. And the mental strain on everyone involved with some probably falling out or performing worse because holy shit how are gonna do this this game is FUCKED.It's a miracle ZZZ is still standing.
Dialyn or Fufu for Banyue?
>>547759004man that hit the spotagree tho
>>547759581Fufu probably
>>547759467That explains why they are so lame, they didn’t even get to play the best game ever made
Getting Fairy a shortstack robot body will save the game
>>547759412Miyabi on fraud watch
>>547759579are you telling me that every single chinese game is suffering from 24/7 rewrites? dogshit writing isnt exclusive to zzz lol
>>547759665deus ex mentioned
After months upon months of grinding, I finally achieved 100% completion in Withering garden.This Toycastle resonium is the rarest fucking thing in the entire game. It's absolute madness they gave it such a low spawn rate.For those who intent to grind Withering Garden one day, I suggest grinding for this Hollow Resonium the whole way, you will pick up completion rate on everything else along the journey simply by going affter this one.
>>547759004Its all so tiresome. Take me back.
>>547759658>>547759581Forgot to mention, I don't have a single limited stunner.
>>547759780fat FUCK
>>547759814Then get Dialyn
people really are overselling the whole criminal angle
I literally just catched up to most of the story and I can clearly say that these doomkeks are pathetic. Story is nowhere near as bad as what these jeets claim it is.
>>547759820
>>547759918Its not our fault you mashed through the early chapters
>>547759814Fufu is a versatile all purpose onahole, she's also aftershock so you don't even need to play her outside of EX and fuck offDialyn is also a versatile all purpose onahole but she requires field time
>>547759716I never asked for this
>>547759935It's not terrible or anything. Just bland and gets boring quick.
>>547759918i started for hackerman i am currently learning kung fu less than 2 years into my game but somehow its lame and not kinomake it make sense
>>547759004>working for the mayorNo, it's foremost doing errands for the fucking spook shag and getting tangled in random plots, second doing errands for yunkui summit and getting entangled in exaltist plots. Mayor is background support as much as the NEDF and Krampus.
>>547760006ok now tell me what are their heinous crimes>>547760082has nothing to do with what i said
I came to this game because I saw Jane had a fat ass. They have continued to make fat ass characters so I am happy
>>547759935What was your favorite Sarah moment? I cant decide between her running away for the 7th time or going "just as planned...hehehehe..." for the 10th time.
>>547747274>quite common for moms to blow their sonsYou have to be lying
>>547760196Based
>>547760154Doing illegal proxy work and hacking. Bro did you literally sleep through chapters 0 and 1.
>>547759935I guess the devs must be stupid then, if they're directly acknowledging story complaints and doing last minute rewrites to the upcoming story.
I came to this game because I saw Ellen joe. Then they released Jane. Then they released Eve. Then they released Orphie.I'm quite happy
1.2 > 1.0 > 2.1 > 2.3 > 1.4 > 1.6 > 1.7 > 1.3 > 1.1 > 2.2 > 1.5 > 2.0
>>547760208Why was Yuzuha found by Alice's father?
The story was always dogshit. It's all up to whether you like the characters or not. There's no way you though people actually like those cliche stories that you can entirely predict from the first few minutes.I think the only somewhat interesting one was the Belobog part because of the Sacrifice reveal.
>now that the devs are backtracking on this garbage fucking Waifei exaltist plotline, contrarians are coming out of the woodwork to say that acktually the story is good now and if you think otherwise, you're brown!This general is such a dump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS5loOXgO5Y
I think I am going to regret skipping Yidhari. No hags for like 4-5 months now unless surprise Monica
ZZZ was gonna jump the shark at some point, every gacha has some insane shit going on eventually but it's really funny to me how it went from some underground criminal siblings taking on commissions to flying chinks with magic swords tearing holes in the sky.
>>547760154you know our entire job was breaking the law to illegally enter dangerous areas and STEAL?while illegally ferrying hired guns to do the dirty work fighting?
>>547760426I just searched "Gacha games with furries" and ended up here.
fuck off ju fufu
>>547760531The game never pandered to your kind Yuritroon
>>547760480I dont care if it was cliche, Koleda fighting the Sacrifice with the construction robot was awesome. I dont need the story to be amazing or anything but I need it to be fun. I felt nothing watching Yixuan swallow a town's worth of miasma spunk and then shrug it off like it was nothing.
Zeezeezees for this feel?
>>547760546Saw it coming after they changed direction
The fumbling of exaltists is kinda crazy. How do you fumble cult shit lol
melom
>>547760363>>547760552Their crime was... guiding people through hollows without a license (which doesn't matter because they're the best proxies ever and only ever do nice things).The only time you were engaged in something potentially bad was the Cunning Hares theft part.It's like saying Spiderman stories are about a criminal. Get real.
>>547760673yes it did because belle is the canon mc, paki
>>547760580Speaking of which, Inwonder if they're ever going to explain where thirens came from, or if they're just going to never acknowledge it
>>547760531by 3.0 the contratians will be quietly sitting back when we're done with this bologna
character demo in next hour?
I hope they drag the story so fucking long so I can play this game for the next 10+ years and still get story updates
>>547760724By making zero (ZERO) good antagonists for two years. How the fuck do you have a cult and have no charismatic leaders to play off our heroes? Where the fuck were the fun nutso villains? Instead we got dimestore Resident Evil knockoffs who all just immediately turned into monsters and died.
So you niggers say the story sucks but you can't even tell me why Yuzuha was found by Alice's dad.All you do is skip skip skip watch a cinematic and then complain about how "dogshit" is the story. Fuck off doomfaggots.
>>547759774nice
>>547760692>I need it to be funYes, which is why I think Belobog was the best. The Sacrifice was interesting and the rest of it was light hearted fun. ZZZ is just lame when it tries to be serious because there will never be any consequences for any of the playable characters.
>>547760692>80% of 2.0 Sets up how dangerous Miasma is and the horrible risk working with it causes but the Procelume is worth it.>Yixuan absorbs an entire Sprit Bomb of Miasma and Sleeps it offI will never, ever forgive them for thinking this was okay.
>>547760747Apologize to your mom, she ruined her vagina to give birth to your retarded ass
>>547760531With the audience Hoyo is bringing, I bet it'll be one faction doomposting when the other faction gets what they want.Once 2.0 is over wuxiasloppers will be the ones doomposting even though they'll call anyone that does it now brown.This cancerous cycle won't stop until this game finally figures itself out...on YEAR THREE HOLY FUCK HOYO JUST PICK A LANE ALREADY
>>547760821You wanna play a mid story for 10 years……
>>547760876TRVKE
>>547755565it's kind of hilarious how they released two attack characters who absolutely need another attack character and then they dropped an attack void hunter like 2 patches later who doesn't really want either
>>547760876> responds to one guy> EVERY ONE OF YOU IS THE PROBLEM FOR NOT RESPONDING TO ME.Here's your (You)
>>547760760Who knows. At this point I've kind of given up hope that devs will ever try to explain or expand on the world lore.
>>547757670I don't give a fuck what anyone says the hottest entrance animation in ZZZ is Astra's.
>>547760876He litteraly just stumbled upon her while she was out in the vents after he was done with a meeting, also post a lust provoking image next time
>>547760819big boi
>>547744080>was at work>got home>a ton of people bought it so the price ballooned to 41k
>>547760876Can you tell me what was your favourite Sarah moment, though? You've paid attention to the story so surely you must have one. :)Also what the fuck do you mean by your question anyway? Yuzuha was found because Alice's dad saw her... It's that simple.
>>547760876He saw her under a sewer grate when he went back in to the lab you fucking RETARD, they spend like 5 minutes going over this in 2.1.
So the ZZZ team put out a character that doesn't really want a stunner, but Dailyn is a good pair for her not because of the stun, but just because of her one move chain attack that directly gives YSG an ultimate.Isn't that a waste of character? Just to pull for a stunner that YSG does not really need but because of that stunner's one move, she's BIS?
>>547761065Thanks for confirming that you doomniggers DO NOT read fucking shit. Actually insane how many of you say the story is trash but refuse to read.
>>547761096
>>547759479Me
>>547744080Kirby Air Riders unironically has a better plot than ZZZ.
>>547760692god furry artists go so hard on thick busty furry ladies, hentai artists got some talent but look at these meticulously drawn knockers, a work of art
>>547761157That's why he asked about it in >>547760470and no one answered. It's something that you know if you didn't skip cutscenes so people not answering him meant that everyone skips cutscenes.
so many skiGODS in this thread
fun zzz factoid belles hairpain is the letter n.
>>547761337but what does the n stand for
>>547761294Anon, they're just sagging. Calm down. Hell, she shouldn't even be sweating
>>547761241It's the job of the story to be worth my attention, and it's been a snooze fest of shit that blends together for a long time
Somehow belle is still the best female design in this game
>>547761313Only people that didn't skip the story would notice how bad it is and care to complain about it.
>>547761375Naricua
Why does Seed have the coolest fan shit?https://youtu.be/p-65hw01vgw?si=ysqhw756zLiIrgvHhttps://youtu.be/Roh2AMBovEA?si=ZYq6qhbRISVP3rDH
>>547761375neocortex, she's a big fan of crash bandicoot
>>547760951You know that I'm right. Phaethon literally just helps people wherever they go. You might as well make them official proxies.
>>547761456This board needs flags.
>>547761420
>>547761456me in the middle
>>547761442
>>547760876the story being a piece of shit is so obvious our devs spent 20 minutes in a livestream apologizing and telling us to wait for 3.0 get it together man
If any of you actually read the story you would know instantly that Yuzuha was found by Alice's dad because she fell asleep on a ventilation shaft due her meds making her sleepy. That's it. The fact you can't even remember such a simple detail tells me you skip the story or simply DO NOT fucking read.
>>547761549So much this
I'm not reading any story if I don't like any of the characters in it. This one could assume that yes I skipped ALL of Season 2 Story. Except for when Zhao was on screen.
>>547761560The eyes throw it off. Belle's eyes are sex
>>547761547>dude lets just pretend the first 80% of season 1 wasn't about us doing criminal proxy work which is why the police raided us in chapter 5 because uhhhh I'm retarded and don't want to admit I was wrong about Phaetheon being criminal proxies at the start of the gameCan I speak to your tard wrangler instead?
>>547761456Me in the middle. I'm Polish btw
>>547761549It needs IDs. Flags will just make /pol/faggots even more annoying
>>547761619What an amazing story point.
You know at the start of this patch Belle is always sleeping in but if you picked WIse he would be sleeping in and that doesnt make any sense at all so its like the story was written with Belle in mind as the main protagonist huh
>>547761619You do realize you asked "WHY" not "HOW", right? Do better ESL-kun
I will continuously call you guys SEApags even though I am one myself and there's nothing (You) can do about it. :)
after the twitter doxx i assume every one of you is lying about being from NA/EU and is actually a third worlder
>>547761687Hmmmm...I wonder what color of skin this poster has...any guesses?
>>547761619We said he found her there though, he saw her through the grate. Are you mentally challenged?
>Random agent story or side quest>90% of dialogue boxes are an entire paragraph of meanderingDid they really not learn from this shit from Genshin
>>547761667When will we get a male "YJK" character? I need representation.
>>547761732Nigga, Wise literally had eyebags in 1.x and now he sleeps. It's literally mentioned by Pan and Fufu how they force him to sleep now
>>547761778Just assume based on if they're capable of talking like a human being or not.
>>547761687It needs both, people will call each other brown regardless.
>>547761549What is the point if america and canada has nyaggers, insects, spics, indians and everything under the sun >>547761687This better
>>547761763>>547761778
>>547761803Why are you replying to some retarded bait. That yard is obviously just trying to make people angry for daring to criticize this lackluster story. I still can't believe they messed up a fucking cult. How many, how
It's interesting how /zzz/ is arguing about the game's plot instead of just posting homosexual art like most of the mihoyo game generals
Canonically. Has Nicole already paid off her debts to the proxies?And how much debt do they owe Yunkui for fairy?
>>547761947click it
>>547761676Their CRIMINAL PROXY WORK was literally just HELPING PEOPLE.Retards try to paint them as some cold gray area criminals when they literally just solve problems wherever they go...but without a license.
>>547761947Because the other generals know the story is a meme, meanwhile zzz is filled with pseuds who watch too much essay slop content
>>547761947we still have hope, they are devoid of it
>>547761935It really does take skill to make an insane post apocalyptic cult worshipping some wierdass ether god boring but by golly they pulled it off.>>547761927>This betterbrown fingers typed this post
discuss the lore behind Zhao's sweaty feet NOW
>>547762080>It really does take skill to make an insane post apocalyptic cult worshipping some wierdass ether god boring but by golly they pulled it off.It's actually pretty easy. Just don't give the audience any information about them for months.
>>547762080My skin is not magically going to go from pale to brown because you said so, nigger
>>547762115um actually rabbits don't have any sweat glands except for on their lips
>>547762115Rabbits can't sweat.
>>547762235>>547762235>>547762235
>>547762048>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT CALL ME A CRIMINAL I WAS JUST BREAKING THE LAW TO HELP CRIMINALS DO ILLEGAL THINGS IN THE HOLLOWSDrink bleach lmao
>>547747883that and they've started making the characters repeat shit they literally just said a couple of lines ago, or needlessly padding the dialogue options or putting both of them together instead of just having one.
>>547758451oops almost missed itbaka
>>547738985Just got my w-engine. Awwwwwe ye.
>>547762048You cannot say this when they literally watch and let Trigger execute some sod during her agent story
>>547762259>TO HELP CRIMINALS DO ILLEGAL THINGS IN THE HOLLOWSYou mean things like helping a construction company find their missing machines? Or making sure that Outer Ring doesn't go dry?
>>547762672Like ILLEGALLY ENTERING THE NIGGERING HOLLOWS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK I AM GONNA SKULL FUCK YOU
>>547762794>victimless crimeI sleep. >>547762508You mean the serial killer she killed in self defense?
