Previous: >>547737704>NewsAgent Record | Ye Shunguanghttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42397862Agent Record | Zhaohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42343300Version 2.4 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/hMZVmJ8ZGto>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/OosW5OpDSB0 (EN)https://youtu.be/-2G_7DNRcFM (JP)https://youtu.be/_Zo_zbHmOpI (EN)https://youtu.be/begsPfi50BY (JP)https://youtu.be/G-dkyslN_4s (EN)https://youtu.be/ovdNs4GBg9o (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/160259All-New Program 10/14 - 11/25The Inverted Night Lantern 10/14 - 11/24When Dreams Remain Unfinished 10/17 - 11/24SNAP! Shining Strike 10/22 - 11/10Timesworn Hills Explorer's Guide 10/14 - 11/26Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 10/29 - 11/03"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 11/05 - 11/25Chronicle of Counseling 11/05 - 11/17141 Eco Art Exhibition 11/12 - 11/24Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/19 - 11/24>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ23SWEETILYZZZ24KRAMPUS>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://interknot-network.com>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Bunny cunny!
Guys, I just saw someone help an old lady cross the street without an old lady helper license... Where the fuck is NEDF when you need them?
>>547762235If 2.0 was all Soul like Krampus/Zhao it would be amazing.God I love her.
I love my bnuuuuuuuuy wife
DISCUSS THE LORE OF ALICE THYMEFIELDS VAGINA IN HEAVY DETAIL NOW
I'm doin' a thinking
>>547751131THIS GUY GETS IT
>>547762371subtle pink layer, puffy with no visible labia, mole sectioned in the bottom left.
Bunny wife!Happy life!
>>547762371Slight outie. Perfectly symmetrical lips. Trimmed pubes, also perfectly symmetrical
I still haveng done the 2.3 story, is it good
>>547762349Quintillions are saying this
fu?
>>547762361baaaaaaaka
>>547762542OOOS-RU-DAAAAH
>>547762371Her left labia lip is slightly bigger than the other.
>>547762513It's shonen spic slop that jerks off a worm
>>547762235>>547762349>>547762498Zhao lovers winning bigly
>>547762542She may infact be present
>>547762361Thrown in the dumpster now that Ye the superior physical furry is here
>>547762506Alice 100% would shave it all. Yuzuha is the hairy one.
>>547762080>insane post apocalyptic cult worshipping some wierdass ether god boring but by golly they pulled it offYou're right, shit is simply incredibly. So many ways they could've taken it. But we get the Isolde mess and...sarah. Both of whom didn't even truly care about the cult. It's a damn cult ??? Cults are crazy as shit irl, with very dedicated members who have influence in shit you wouldn't even think of
>>547762686I know...its just cope because I like pubes alot
that guy last thread talking about fucking dialyn with nerd glasses while she never shuts the fuck up was onto something
>>547762649that's rude>furrylol
fun fact: search jufufu in archives and it's a paper trail leading to only 1 IP
>>547762810>Yes.... Take down the cloudflare servers down again
Do we know how far a newfag would have to be in the story to get his free bunny
>>547762845all fucken me
>>547762845Is that true ?
>>547763002What a waste
>>547762914This far
>>547763002my boobs are bigger
>>547763158wise...
>>547763116Oh, I figured it'd be much farther
>>547763002tags: thiccwithaq ai_artstyle
>>547763158fatty
>>547763158proof?
I just took the nastiest dump, its stinking up my bathroom. Really makes me think of 2.2.
>>547763158Manato...
>>547763158UID?????????
>>547763002fauna
>>547763337
Do we know what day 2.5 will drop?
>>547763337ENTER queen of zzz
Dialyn and fufu in my rape basement
baby shifu looks cute
Vivi ugly
>>547763490How come in the daughters look like they had no DNA donated from Wise?
>>547762441
>>547763490shifu restraining order incomingim gonna be honest you guys deserve it they literally have zero chemistry
Which one is better for Banyue? Dialyn or Fufu?
>>547762803I feel like hoyo devs would do something insane like canonically say that zero characters have even a single pubic hair in the same way that they are obsessed with giving every character bangs (not that I mind) and heels (okay this one gets a bit old contextually). Though this kind of just serves as fuel for my compulsion to generate pornography of every single character with as much pubic/armpit hair as possible
>>547763490If games had more of this in it maybe Japs would have more babies.
>>547763581Spittin
>>547763607Japan hates China though
>>547763597We answered this last time. Take it or leave it
>>547763581That’s my child actually, wise the cuck wishes he knocked up shifu
>>547763490>baby shifu looks cute
>>547763573everyone knows the male has zero genesbut anyway you get most of your genes from your mom or something I forget
>>547763002
>>547763660I didn't read previous threads
just made some monkeybread now im gonna listen to other peoples opinions on videogames
>>547763698AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONO
>>547763789>>547759581
>>547763706Then what’s the point of my thick virile load?
why is banyue with crampus instead of yunkui summit?
>>547763919to make sure she can make one in the first place
>>547763871Fine I'll roll for Fufu
>>547763935entirely jobbers and bums
what happened to all the corin spam
>>547763698What episode of smiling friends is this
is there a calc fag here?Old Zhao charge attack did 1501%but now she does 181% + 24.0% of Zhao max HP as additional DMG for every 1s of charge time, up to 5s (181%+120% of max HP)is this better or worse?
>>547763490You triggered him again
Someone stop her!
>>547763935Because Yunkui is already extraordinarily powerful, adding more powerful people would only make the others look even more pathetic.
>>547763985>>547764118but everyone calls him shifu
>>547764105nyo.
I will never forgive Magus for killing Isolde
>>547763865>>547763698they're gonna find some random ass way to invalidate this
>>547764186He has his own dojo. He's a shifu there
https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993167762894807219https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993167762894807219https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993167762894807219
>>547764059better
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LoXFGJjSUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LoXFGJjSU
after some sweating i was able to get top 5% (each team 4 cost)
>>547763698it literally gets funnier every time
>>547764258Read And Designed Randomly"
>>547764229I mean she was dead regardless from the miasma. She would have been a fun as fuck playable character though.
>>547764258>her dealing with dumbass complaints all daykino
>>547764059attack stat approximately 3000 for normal agents (no idea about her though)26000 for her, so relatively, you do 120*26000/3000=1040, which looks a bit lower than 1500 to me famalam
>>547764332>EN dubyou fucking ass, fuck you
fuckshes cute
I'm going to seeegxs those lips
>>547764059worse
>>547764258fuck I like her
giwtwm
>>547764258I'm more sold on Dialyn then I am on the void hunter.
you just know dialyn smells like SHIT
>>547764258>>547764332What is she? Some sort of auditor?
FVARKKKKKKKKKKK
>>547764258>>547764332Krampus continues to have soul, very nice.
>>547764689Customer support who also happens to be a violent psycho.
>>547764258>>547764332sovlless
>>547764683She starred in two girls one cup…
>>547764839Powercreptfu...
>>547764362Replace Vivian with Soukaku and that team can kill Typhon outright.
>>547764828customer support who is also saw/monokuma
Will we get a 2025 version?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZLUh0N9zs
>>547764839did fufu even get this much kung fu actionI'm still so mad man
>>547765008too yenless...
>>547764332>her rings are a teleporterSo... are the giant hands the hands of a giant mech?
>Qingyi but a better design>Qingyi but a better story>Qingyi but a better voice>Qingyi but a better gimmick>Qingyi but more important>Qingyi but better and stronger gameplayWhy the fuck would they do this to Qingyi?
So Dyalin is just an HR Roastie dialed up to 11? I don't think I wanna roll for her anymore bros...
>>547764258>it's a "little girl beats up a bunch of random grown ass men" trailer for the umpteenth timevery daring hoyo this one is going to be a huge success for sure
>>547765067>Qingyiwho?
This is not fair
Do you think Jane boggles when she cums?
>>547765067don't you worry, qingyi's buffs will be the greatest shit *EVER*
>>547764059It's better once you include the 1000 Attack buff she gives herself.
>>547765207that guy smelling what heaven smells like
>>547765067only 1 of these is true>>547765232a potential unlock that gets rid of her spam and makes her generally more fun to play would be nice.who would've thought that on-field stunners are nice when you give them gimmicks that make their field time worth it. if I had my way I'd give A-rank Anby a potential unlock too.
>>547765012lmfao no fufu and panda are tied for characters with the least screentime
We are all buying tickets
is dialyn the closest we've gotten to a playable chinese lady in a cheongsam
>>547763285How many pulls are we getting this patch? I slacked off and only managed to get to 80 for Vivian's skin.
>>547764839it's ok fufu your cunny will never be powercrept, at least
I usually don't pay attention to this kind of thing but that pink lip gloss has got me diamonds
>Dualyn's glove has a mic and speaker in it so she can do the phone gesture and actually use it as a phoneThat's pretty cool actually.
reminder zhao will be thrown under the bus too with promotional videos to shill the void hunter more she will be lucky to get 1 video while ye will have 4 or 5
ellen or vivian
Krampus agents are pure sex.
too much fufu posting is making it harder for me to like her
>>547765434>>547765279>>547765232im thinking about chinese cunny again
>>547765489Randomass characters
KEKhttps://x.com/HoYoFair_0/status/1993167764350288295
>>547765489I'm sorry zzziggers but that raiden version is the hottest Hoyo character.
>>547765560Harumasa had a kino video. If Zhao gets something that good, it'll be fine.
>>547765508sweetie still mogs
>>547765207me on the left
>>547765575ellen, even hoyo agrees >>547765489
>>547765442its not fair man, its extra salt in the wound because of fufu's TV schedule and her martial artist actor art.seriously, why is it that a martial artist temple couldn't be played nearly as straight as fucking Kung Fu Panda.why the fuck does dialyn have more martial arts in her moveset than fufu.>>547765650>playablebut yes
>>547765590GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>547765878Why did she eat the baby?
>>547765627cute but hanser was better sorry
>>547765913hungy
marrying dialyn so she can businesswoman passersby into membership deals and renting tapes
>>547765579banyuebros...
I would fuck that chinese lady
hey /zzz/ do you think 2.4 will be good?
>>547766027fat xiao cried irl at this part
>>547762235Like I've said in a previous thread, after seeing the story leaks I think the old honkai expy void hunters will be the main antagonists going forward.
>4 months>20.293.054 viewsWait, when did this happen? https://youtu.be/rTqYRWcA-Yw?si=Pf_pTHx4xyVmYjBz
this jit cracks portals
>>547766178>no voiceoverit'a dead jim
>>547766178Only if you can give Dialyn a reverse-piggyback like in >>547765207
My games fps drops super hard against those golden money boo enemies and I have no idea why
>>547766219raiden PINK and kasloppa?
>>547766230ZZZ Hoyofair
seriously Mihoyo? on the guy with the darker skin tone too?
Are there any voices you prefer in the english dub?
>>547766321they be stealing your rams
>>547766347Nyo...
>>547766027>>547766241>riding a train through outer ringSONS OF CALYDON INDIRECTLY MENTIONED
>>547766304How the fuck did that even happen? You can't blame it on unions either since every single dub except CH isn't there.
>https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993175313346380065I hate worms but Billy's fine
>>547766241This face specifically.
>>547766440they told us in the livestream story was pivoting back to urban, obvious rewrites.
>>547766453Nobody hates BillyHe's too swell of a guy
>>547766347oh fuck do I smell drama?
>>547765008I fucking hope so there's like no official uploads of alot of the new tracks
>hurrr, china is fine when cunnyAre retards really this easily swayed?
>>547766480oh yeah its over for me.
>>547766380I see, perhaps I need to download more
>>547766347ohnonononono
>>547766453>nicole just steals a cutout to gift to billyshe's actually the best
>>547766347Kek
>>547766604yes.
>>547766604don't put dialyn, which is chinese with soul like neps in the same area as mary xuan
>>547766453>worms brown hands typed this post
>>547766347STUNNED
>>547766604dialyn is the most potently "chinese kung fu lady" agent to come out of 2.x, so no.every other chinawank was wuxia or mystic bullshit.
>>547766691So what if I'm brown?
she looks okay, but her clothes is chink cringe
>>547766604Dialyn is not a cunny, she's a mature businesswoman with a petite, fuckable body.
Imagine comforting Dialyn after 8 hours of wageslaving...
>>547766823she's as tall as soukaku dog, she a loli
>>547766604Stop misusing cunnyNot being a titcow jade beauty doesn't make you cunny
>>547766604monokuma cunny bayonetta chun li phone thiren, it's a pretty cool concept all in all
>>547766823Try telling that to xitter troons, she'll be """loli-coded""" like Piper even though she drives a fucking truck and sounds like a granny
>>547766846i want her to take her pent-up frustration out on my pelvis
Is banyue better than evelyn at non-rupture fire boss? (if these bosses even exist in the future)
>>547766863found the redditor
>>547766959Piper has titty jiggle so she's disqualified from the loli gang.
Dialyn is not associated with pedoslop. She's a hebe.
>>547766959I'll take both officer, it's my right as an US citizen
>>547766819You only have the right to say if you are not going to pull chungus either
>>547767076correct choice
>Dialyn will never crush you with her thighsuvgh
>>547767075>actually is hebe-Try explaining this to your mother, to normalfags it's all the same shit
>>547767015excuse you cunny is my favorite
You guys are literally deranged, dialyn is ugly as sin can't believe I'm sharing the same general as these retards.
>>547767032thighs
>>547767179Ye made Dialyn look so much better by comparison
>>547766959I actually understand the age of consent MR FBI, both because it's anime
Tof is going full mmo and no one cares. Don't expect zzz to ever go that route
>>547767086Nah, I rather respect chinks if they go turbo chink milling so yeah I will roll chungus, this dailup chink is just the worst of both of worlds, pandering to urbankeks and chinksloppa crap
>>547767179>>547767225>Cringe Wuxia flying blade shit>Customer Service Rep for the GestapoOne of these is obviously cooler than the others and fits our game more.
>>547767179Chinese women are hot, get over it.
>>547767075cunny comes in many flavors
Do you like Shunko?
>>547767301>Hurr durr chinkslop>pulls for the chinkiest chinkslop to ever chinklmao
>>547767329bro?
>>547767179My favorite character is Komano btw and I love raw penis inside my anus
>>547767149Just say she's from SEA.
I skipped SHITfufu (again)
>>547767405Holahoop sucks though
Urban Chinese Kino like NEPS and Krampus >Wuxia Yunkui SLOP for pigs
>>547767295They could pay me to play the game and I would still refuse to if they don't fix the jank.
>>547766604always has been
DOOMSAARS....I AM CONFUSED HOW DO I REDEEM THE DOOM??? WHERE IS SAD BACKSTORY SAAR?? HOW CAN I CONCERN POST?????????????????
>>547767478Southern China is basically SEA anyway and Waifei is the Canto region.
>>547767075Dialyn is literally a short chink woman. Anyone calling her the pdf buzzwords is projecting.
>>547767487I agree to an extent with the hoop, but she is still cute and not as offensive to the games identity as ye
>>547767179>Hating on the Monokuma referencethis man has given into despair
>>547767461Don't be insecure, I'm the same guy shitting on Orphie because of her dorito face, unsurprisingly, I received the same response, and she flopped as I expected. I'm the objective judge of taste, you can't go against me, Dialyn will flop because she's uggo, simple as.
>>547767461I say this.
whats up with zzz making pedo bait for every character having a loli form to sell a hag
>>547767413man surgeons are modern day sculptors
>>547767413>>547767678you can't fool genetics
Where does Krampus find these freaks?
>>547766347based, guess I'll get lyn her wengine
>>547767671saar orphie did better than gigashilled first half seed so she didn't flop saar
>Absolutely LOVE Dialyn's weapon>Even like China outfits>Everything about her irritates the shit out of meIt's not fucking FAIR
>>547767863SAAR, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PLAYING THIS GAME AND PLAY WUWA SAAR. ZZZ SUCKS SAAR.
>>547765590Damn he got a quick sniff
>>547767863leave the thread if dialyn makes you so upset
>>547767863>immediate seething repliesUh oh, the jeet marketers didn't like that...
dialyn my beloved
>>547767975why did they give a robot clothes
>>547768024kek
>>547768036it's not clothes, it's paint made to resemble shorts
>>547768024AIIEEEEEEE
>>547768076Thicc
>>547768024
This seems like a Loli game to me friends!
>>547767863Melt
>>547767908Such kissable lips, chu chu
>>547768167just wait till you see the idol patch seia
>>547768036To stop people from getting too horny
>>547767863KWAB
>>547767863Pretty sure that's a bot. Every Hoyo thread always has convenient webms of the trailers immediately ready to go. Typical chinks always force popularity instead of letting things happen organically.
>>547768260damian pov
>>547768260Stay away from me
put the team behind krampus in charge of 3.0
>>547768270this
>>547768316That fruity ass movement makes Wise look straight in comparison
soblack or white?
>>547768316Would
>>547768408He's just trying to hide his boner
Skip Dialyn
>>547768450nopan
Only in /zzz/ you'll find retards saying you can't like the game and posting about the game or discussing the story in a positive matter is done by bots. Jannies, do you fucking work holy fuck.
>>547768450he wanted this to happen
>>547768270>botI just clipped moments I thought anons would enjoy
>>547768473did she shoved the phone in his ass?
>>547768473I can fix her
>>547768636Chiiiinaaatsuuuu!!
>>547768763Eww
>>547768601You're doing god's work, anon.
>>547768585>discussingYeah spamming zero contribution webms of a trailer literally anyone can watch on youtube sure is riveting "discussion". Might as well be a worthless ritualpost.
>>547768763i don't like this image
>>547768692There’s nothing to fix
>>547768601Don't worry, it's just one anon who for one reason or another hates dialyns trailer being put in the thread. This is nice stuff
I've just realized the few anons calling people in Hoyo threads bots or slurpers only conjugate over to /gig/, /hsrg/ and /zzz/ whenever some sort of Hoyo game news or leaks drop. It's like some advanced bot AI that tries to claim everyone else is a bot but not themselves. They often leave after shilling some competitor game like wuwa but you'll notice there's zero 4chan community engagement or activity from said competitor game's thread. Eerie stuff.
jesus christ dude
>>547766453happy birthday to one of the SOVL pillars of this game
>>547768952PAGA DABBA DOOOOOO
>>547768908+5 kurocoins have been added to your account! Please be aware that due to you living in [Indonesia] it will likely take 15-17 working days to arrive. Thank you.
>>547768952Bros….. am I a bot?
>>547768908You need to go back to your general. Any competent janny would've smited your ass hours ago for trying to derail the thread and doing the most basic concern trolling.Kill yourself.
>>547768984Pervert
>>547768952stop nooooooooooooooooooticing
>>547768908Banging! BOOOS! shut up bitch quiet down, acting as if this place has any worthy discussion, silly bitch
>>547769053This is my general you dumbfuck. Stupid niggers like you are ruining it. Ritualposting schizo.
>>547768821>>547768934
what a joke of a new 'main villain' you can't be serious
>>547769165Whore
>>547768408At least Wise will never get roasted on television unlike Jenshin MC.
>>547768636my sweet little onahole
New event where it's one of those "schizo bangboos causes trouble" but this time it's a virus affecting intelligent constructs like Qingyi and the virus causes them to think they're humans and Qingyi tries to breed with you and
Does it smell?
Something extremely inorganic is going on but I can't put my finger on it...
>>547768908it generated discussion
>>547768601You are doing great job, ignore shitposters.
>>547769271>womb tattoo Gay
>>547769216You are not seeing the vision, this silly little bangboo will have a monstrous transformation as it's real form, like the maw in The Prophecy, shaddy shit going on with underground bangboos were teased all throughout 1.0 so it's good that we are finally getting to it
>>547769263>gets called homesexual>this will turn young males gay and will confuse their genderkinda funny ngl
>>547769216this would be kino, actually.
>>547768952feet, now
>>5477676741) Cute hags tend to be cuter when they are young.2) CCP needs their birth rates and daughters to go up.
>>547769165>>547769271>>547769295>>547769305loliloliloliloliIs this the general of the lolis?
>>547769216honestly this is way more interesting than most of the story so far
>>547769216KINOOOOOOOOO
>>547769271(original image)
my cum for krampus women
>You're not allowed to post webms of the latest character trailerinteresting........
>>547769184>>547768908>seething about ritualposts in the big 2026How new are you?
>>547768601How much are you paid or do you do this for free?
>>547766361shifu
https://x.com/saikaifan/status/1992928782341341393?s=20heres your average wuwa player
>>547769424only when the seaniggers are asleepspeaking of, they should be returning home from their work in the fields soon
>>547764258>>547764332Is it just me or is the voice higher than in game and her agent record?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnef3pBbD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbOmX6qTEw
>>547769691account based in: South Asia
>>547769610NTA but explain to me who or what would pay to post clips in 4chan, some marketing guy pandering to like 30 anons? Get real, even advertising in Facebook's zzz groups would be more worthwhile
I get mad when people provide content to a general that is directly part of its topic. What country do I live in?
vegeta would never say this
>>547769691KEKYPOW!!!!!!!!! KEKYPOO!!!!!!!!!! KEKALOO EVEN!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK HOW CAN SAD FAGGOTS LIKE THIS EXIST
>>547769216KINO
fufu bot #147, reporting for duty.
>>547769691LMAOOOOOO
>>547769825i think we all know which one fufu is...
>sudden uptick of ritualpostingI'm nyoticing
>>547769691not even wisewimps are this pathetic
>>547769859i want to jerk off her tail
So now that it is confirmed Dialyn can use teleportation magic what other type of magic do you want to see in the future?
I smelled dialyn’s braps and nutted in my pants
>>547769859
>>547769691>this is who is arguing with you in /vg/ threads about sales and other shitgod bless
>>547769691wtf...
Shifu love!!!
>>547769114>acting as if this place has any worthy discussion, silly bitchInadvertent truthpost. This is the toilet of /VG/.
>>547769691...is he jerking off??
>>547769815the feel-ya-penis
BWC is a cure for any disease
>>547768601Bullshit. No one makes 40 clips of a trailer ten minutes after it comes out because "tee hee, anons might like it!".
>>547769691This is the type of anon who comes to this general to say that the story is dogshit and x character flopped. Insane.
>>547770283nice try wuwajeet
>>547770280I’m just fast, bro
>>547770280Maybe not in india...
>>547770280Well I did. I save clips of trailers when other anons do it. I see people reposting my clips from time to time too.I don't see how that's so unbelievable
>>547770208That would be BBC (Big Belle Cock.)
>>547769691interesting
THE THIRENS ARE A TRUE WARRIOR RACE, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US!>>547769825
I actually like wise the most and wanna suck his girthy cock
>>547770461All the men are saying this
Post more trailer webms. I need it for my collection.
Dialyn is so cool bros
>>547770420a literal schizophrenic pajeet
Can we pause the gay shit and talk about Dailyn's thighs?
>>547763605Alice would be shavedYuzuha would be shavedFufu would have a small pubes because it's inline with her characterShifu would be a forest
>>547770590I wanna lick them and suck her massive futa cock..
>Patch 2.4After a year and a half, I think this is the first time I'm seeing someone seethe over posting webms of the game's character trailer. I wasn't around for 1.6-1.7 though.lol
>>547770590Let's be real, everyone is rolling her for meta. She's pretty bland design wise.
Piper pip
>>547770590I need to lick her pussy NOW.
that one comment on Dialyn's drip marketing yt shorts saying that she's a phone thiren might be true now. why is she making so many phone noises?there's a phone booth ethereal out there and someone impregnated it
>>547770714>pussyShe has a 10ft long cock
>she sees your request
>>547770590yesI am her chair
>>547770658And he says this shit in a fucking imageboard lmao
>>547770675I still main neko and sacrificed a star because of it in the last deadly assault. I think dialyn looks great and breeadable
Anyone mind giving me an accurate translation so I can type set? I got the rough gist of it and it's pretty funny.
>>547770768He is the same retard who posts "WuWawon" and concern trolls about how the story is bad.
i want to see zhao in a cute music videoi cant wait to see her in 2.4 and 2.5
>>547770658They've run out of shitposting content so they latch onto the next thing they see which was someone posting webms and go all out on it.
>>547770842I made a nasty poopie in my diaper…
>>547770675Hoyokeks and waifukeks when you tell them all the best-selling banners are meta characters.
>>547770872Take your meds schizo
>>547770764I will pinch those cheeks her ass cheeks too
>>547770590How did they get me in the game
Post Banyue
>>547771006You’re brown
>>547770530
>>547771113That teddy? Me.
How do we fix Burnice?
>>547771113My pov
>>547771113POV: me as the baby
>>547770896very sad it has to be this way, at some point you stop seeing characters and you only see numbers, which is possibly the worst possible outcome for a game whose main appeal are supposed the quirky and unique characters
>>547770530If you insist...
>>547771163Marriage
>>547771084
Dialyn will fit right in
>>547770987head empty
>>547770714Woah
>>547771317My two sex objects, the Chinese one I rape and the blonde one I treat like royalty and impregnate her out of love.
>>547771247You do so?
>>547771396this but in reverse
>>547771362i love her so fucking much it's not even funny anymore
>>547771113my lawfully wedded wife
Fine. I'll allow you Hoyoshills to keep posting your bot trailer webms. But next time I link my Chisa youtube video or webm for the 100th time, can you guys please watch it?
>>547770530la rata ____
>>547771486Best agent
>>547771474nnnnyes
>>547771486worst agent
>>547763581>>547763630You guys haven't done her trust event yet? Poor girl was basically a Dao introvert nerd that became the sole survivor and had to raise idiots like Fufu from scratch with no breaks in-between.She's so nice to the proxies because they are not terrible students for once and probably be open once you graduate and do other VH levels stuff.
>>547771474Sorry, I only watch zenless content in the zenless thread
>>547771486feeta
>>547771571Made for rape
ZZZ girls have such nice healthy meaty bodies. Sturdy even.Sick of seeing sticks in east asian media
check out this webm
>>547771663Stick lives matter, fat guy named Jose
>>547771716Zamn
>>547771247Chinks can't design sovlful characters, it's why only numberfag characters sell. Just look at Fate or DBZ. People would shell out for Redman, Saber, Goku or Vegeta even if they're bottom tier.
It's like complaining about anime in an anime game.
>>547771486cute!
>>547771716O.O
>>547771716
>>547771571I love how flustered she gets when she gets called out for being excited to get new discipleshttps://youtu.be/ZYU_YQS9C98?t=10too bad none of the other dubs have this moment, it instantly makes her way more likable
Well, the gang's been all revealed.Now that their time in the limelight is finally over, what are your final opinions on Spook Shack?
>>547771716yes... continue
>>547771716that ass? bounce on my cock
>>547771915Filler slop
>>547771915Heroes
>>547771915yuzuha *chuuuu*alice *chu*manato *dap*lucia *hug*yidhari *nod*
>>547771765>>547771852>>547771875>>547771936>>547771939That’s a man, I should know since I’m the one that recorded it.
>>547771663>ZZZ girls have such nice healthy meaty bodies.LOL
>>547771915as much as Yidhari grew on me, I still think her and Lucia should have been their own faction.
>>547771915Alice, Yuzuha and Manato were sovl.Yidhari and Lucia were garbage filler.
>>547771915I hope they expand the faction someday, even if it's just with NPCs like Lilac
>>547772067Man of my life
>>547772072she's autistic tho, so that's +50 points
>>547771915better than yunkui
>>547772072Be nice okay. She's a special girl
>>547771915I'm sure Alice has the sexiest loudest moans when you fuck her.
>>547771915a pointless test of my patience. Yuzuhasex, though
>>547772072DELETE THIS
>>547763490wait wat....you can impregnate agents?
>>547772072The exception that proves the rule.
>>547772204>Yuzuhasexwith Manato
>>547771915I do not care about them
>>547772246it's slop anon
>>547771915The core spookshack quests (including beach event) were soulful. As much as I liked Lucia and Yidhari they barely interacted with Alice and Yuzuha and didnt really even feel like spookshack. Which is to say, we never got even to see THE GANG together in earnest. Big miss on that front.
>>547771915worthless slop besides yuzuha and alice
>>547763490>Your gf introduces you to her mother
>>547763490What level of Anby is this
>>547771915Kino Shack
>>547772072>The one character not made for Americans is shit onSad times brothers.
ZZZ suffers from a huge quantity over quality issue.
>>547772294and manato
what is this move called
>>547772406thats not Yixuan
>>547772446hopes and dreams
>>547771915This group unironically created unique individual fandoms of /zzz/ posters. Alice, Yuzu, Manato, Lucia, and Yid posters are all different from each other.
>>547772373Wise would be a giant pedophile
I haven't played since the lame Ching chong update... Anything cool in the game or nah? I'm still waiting for that titty hammer nun...
>>547772446Leglock
>>547771915>Spook Shack 1Based, their beach event was the best one in 2.x. I just wish we got a glimpse of high school life in New Eridu rather than offhanded mentions>Spook Shack 2Slop. They hardly interacted with Yuzuha or Alice despite being acquainted with them through the forum. Good ideas, but bad execution for the designs. Victoria Housekeeping did the "spooky monster but agents" thing better.
>>547772446cunny press
>>547771915Garbage characters. You can't even tell they are from the same faction. Lucia and Yidhari might as well be a difference branch of Spook Shack with how uninvolved they are with Yuzuha and Alice
>>547772446SNIIIIIIFF
>>547772513> I'm still waiting for that titty hammer nun...I have bad news bro…
When you go through a teleporter you are killed and replaced with something with all your memories and thinks that is you.Linging KILLED this man
>>547772513anon....
>>547772446He probably busted so hard in his pants when he saw her 20 foot cock
>>547769545my wife is so cute
>8 hours left to get the new girlI'm sitting on 20 tapes (which is a lot for me) and wondering if I should take the chance while she's still available or keep saving up for Ellen since she's coming back soon and I wanted to get her for a long time (almost as much as Burnice).
>>547772714>>547772694what...?
>>547772618Spook Shack is the most bloated faction even though its only the 2nd largest.
>>547772927WAIFU OVER META ALWAYS
>>547773001She's on banner RIGHT NOW
>>547773001Your results came back, I’m sorry, but you’re trans…
bros she's pretty cute
>>547773001this is your nun bwo
>>547767863what would be the point of marketing zzz on /zzz/? nigger just admit you wanted some attention
>>547773139kek
>>547773001They took her underlying design and repackaged it into a completely different character and then bolted some tentacles onto her ass. They even scrapped her name.
>>547772526Spook Shack's not monsters, what are you on about. They're two pairs of college weirdos passing around a big dog. One pair investigates spooky shit and the other bullshits spooky shit and their designs reflect that, it's not meant to be a coherent faction.
>>547773110but I don't like this nun
I just levelled Pulchra to replace Nicole in my Anby/Orphie team.What now? What does she do?
>>547773410She’s a brick
whats her personality
Since Ye Shunguang and Jufufu are both shifu's junior students, there was an actual possibility fufu could of been chosen by the Qingming sword instead.
>>547773436Shit
>>547773445sex goddess
>>547773410if she's at M6 she gives a 30% DMG buff when she uses her aftershocks. Just EX Special or Evasive Assist into her to reset the charges.
>>547773073Gookbros don't look!
>>547773248I can assure you that the tentacles are a very important part of her appeal, better than latex nun.
>>547773452Fufu doesn't need that. She's literally just below Yixuan aka the Vice Leader of Yunkui hence why she has thoughts of usurping the leader position
>>547773565AIEEEEEEE MY SMALL PEEPEE IS CRYING AGAIN
>>547773565AIEEEEEEEEEE MY TINY YERROW COCK!
>>547773565OH NONONONONONONO
>>547773565Jokes on you that just makes me jerk off harder
>>547773565Lucy did it better.
>>547773785Lucy only wants BWC as nature intended
>white cock>big
>>547773565>kneeing a brown dude's neck>thiswtf dialyn
>>547773923Forgot to mention I’m Indian and like black dick in my ass
>>547773445dude phones lmao
>>547773923yesbut only latino
>>547774046I guess you can say they really phoned it in with her.
>>547773974After seeing how the blacked shit accounts on x were ALL jeets, I'm pretty sure your description of that anon is extremely close to reality.
Banyue status?
>spics>white
latino isn't a race dumbass
>>547774147lol, lmao evenwormers are second class citizens
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>547771915Would be a good faction if lucia and yidhari didn't exist
>>547774153>>547774210Tacos aren’t a race, dumbasses
>>547774147Who?
>>547773559When thing bing, you wahoo. Then Orphie ex Lazer and your buffs/debuffs are large pp for whoever your fire agent primary DPS is.
Agent with the biggest futa cock?
>>547774384Soukaku
>>547774384jane
>>547774128Waterkuma is a jeet?
>>547774147Dead after nerf
>>547774384anby
>>547774384Your mom
>>547773559>>547774298Okay great, I got her to M6 now and didn't even waste an S pity on a banner I didn't want so I can still horde till a banner I like. And I coincidentally already had 6 box cutters I can use.
Agents who would reference "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORR" completely unprompted?
Roll for who’s meta
Jane is the only agent that would care about cock size.
Is Lucia for (You)?
>>547774384>nobody saying nekomata
>>547774626Billy
>>547774626None of the agents are over 30Anby might have seen the memes, but I don't think she would say it out loud.
>>547774683if you're brown enough everyone is
>>547774626billypiper when she sees burnice scrolling through tiktok
>>547774504You now understand why he draws blacked hentai
>>547774147Makes me throb in my pants.
>>547774626Magus
she takes them off if you m6 her
>>547774626Magus would have
>>547774683The best ntr agent ruined with a terrible ai generated design
>>547772606The rare attractive white tier ass
>>547774713>None of the agents are over 30This is a hag game, anon.
>>547774683Maybe. But does it matter? She's ugly as sin, I've seen 3D piggus more appealing than her.
>>547774789that makes no sense considering he's chinese and lives in china
>>547774819God her hebe body is so hot.
>>547774865She looks like frieren
This panda? My HUSBAND.
Is Yidhari for (You)?
>>547774865Sarrrs I need my women 400 pounds
I've finished everything I needed to do I'm glad this patch is over I want my new premium stunner I have 70 pulls and a guarantee for Dialyn.
>>547774819even though she's technically an adult, I feel like they're flying a bit too close to the sun with this one
>>547774939america is his true home and we live in his heart every time he draws a mesugaki blonde loli
>>547774819even though she's technically an adult, I feel like I need to rape her
>>547774683Havent done her companion quest yet, but based on her agent story, no. She is just a friend, and too autistic to be horny
>>547774819real life hookers are cheaper
>>547775054whats wrong skinny penis?afraid of a little WOMAN
>>547774865make no mistake, anything more than miyabi's hank hill ass will be called black tier by your local charts spamming honorary irishman seajeet
>>547775046Gee I wonder
>>547775176But they aren’t virgins and teens
>>547775176SAAR, DON'T SPEND MONEY IN THIS GAME. SAAR, THIS GAME IS BAD.
>>547775046Nobody knows since we all skipped her.
>>547775176an M6 lasts forever, fucking a whore is just masturbation with extra steps
is white women for (Me)?
>>547775203>>547775228We have 400 pound black women in America that are calling your name
>>547775335ZZZ does not discriminate, our girls are for everyone
>>547775348you got a shaft like a mcdonalds straw
>>547775335You only get negromata, whitechads get the rest
>>547775348mindbroken lol
>>547775268they really just let our lolis have their pussies hanging right out huh?
>Vivian sees Yuzuha flirting it up with PhaethonHow does she reactHow bad is the sheer seethe
>>547775439>>547775496Dilate
>throw 40 last minute pulls at Yidhari>nothingwhatever. Guess I'll go for Dialyn.
>>547775594You idiot
what is /zzz/'s thoughts on WuWa upcoming 3.0 characters?
>>547775629What did SEED mean by this?
>>547775594Why did you do it
>>547775268holy shit
>>547775684Can't wait to pull dialyn
>>547775698Because I realized we won't be getting another hag for 6 months.
>>547763084At least she was around more than Pompey.
>>547769728>>547764332She sounds too much like EN sneed. Otherwise, sex demon.
>>547775684look like recolors of existing characters, besides the /bag/got
>>547775684I want to see temu kakavasha in play
>>547775689Who knows what that girl is thinking...
>>547775268
shes a call girl, u want savice? PIK UP PHONE BIGBOI
SEED status ?
>>547775860Saved by Dialyn
>>547775860Fish out of water
>>547775684top right looks very cute
>>547775860bis for ye shungus (bricked if you skipped)
>>547776028yeah sure buddy
Agent that has Down syndrome?
Hoshimi Miyabi......is dead...
>>547776028I hope so. That will make skipping shungus a lot easier.
>>547776086Dialyn
>>547776086Seed
Going to use all my rolls on Dialyn. Can I salvage enough to guarantee YSG and her ball? I only buy the monthly because I'm poor and brown
>>547776194Brown soul white skin
This event has a surprising amount of sibling lore. Now I'm curious how it changes if you pick Belle.
>>547776194ye, void hunter patches are rich and generous
>>547776086One time a girl with down syndrome said hi to me and I got a boner.
Reconfirming that they're biological siblings
>just saw dialyn's pantiesI've seen enough. I'm thinking we're rolling.
>>547766391I think that's a truck.
>>547776370And then you raped her
>>547776545Watercoomer-approved design
>look forward to Orphie>off field>look forward to Seed>is dead>look forward to Zhao>nothing but a support for void hunter I don't care about>look forward to Banyue>nerfed to A Rank tierCan they just announce S Rank Billy as Electric Defense so I can get mad enough to uninstall this shit?
>>547776696do you get off being a special snowflake or something?
>">look forward to Banyue"very subtle homo cocksucking
>>547776785>YOU MUST ROLL THE CHINK VOID HUNTER>STOP LIKING SOULkys insect
>>547774626
Which dub did it best?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_STrpLwr48
>>547776696>Drop Ye as S-Rank Phys Attacker.>VH so she's gotta be OP.>Ends up only slightly above average.>S-tarlight Knight Billy drops and does 25% more damage over Ye just a couple patches later.Please it would be so fucking funny. People wouldn't even be mad because it's Billy.
>>547776336i love that one. it's a nice little reminder to treasure your familybelle talks about a movie that made her and wise cry and making him buy a ukulele so he can learn not to be tone deaf. i assume they both talk about their drawing of their ideal home
>>547776843yep, 14-year-old kid who thinks liking unpopular things makes him special
>>547776785If I wanted to play WuWa, I'd install WuWa.
Is the christmas present Zhao still on the menu? I want to have sex with her on the occasion
>>547776931I will m6 this.
>>547776965But dad, it does!
We're all very special here
>>547776965>insect can't fathom enjoying things outside of the hivemindYep, that's a chink
>>547777071Did you just insult everyone?
>>547776872Kekyeah the common consensus seems to be Billy. he's a geek and kinda old so it makes sense.I hope they do something cool with his S rank alt. Imagine all they do is just change his clothing.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T HOYO DOING SHIT FOR MERCH. Semi unrelated but I got recommended a video of some guy on Youtube who bought bootleg merch and it just made me think about why the fuck isn't there more official actual merch available.
S rank Billy is a discord mod….
>>547777135I am very special :^)
>S rank Billy>homo robotNot only is he never happening but if it does he'll be bottom tier trash that'll be replaced by another chinkoid sameface female AI design.
>>547774384ZhaoSmaller height = bigger dick
Dialyn has taken over the zzz Twitter. https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993213061398667540?t=l8rRwenGILSweh9A9oXLVw&s=19
Anyone have a sister I could rape?
I cum
>xitterGo back marketing jeet
>>547777246You WILL buy random bootleg shit without having any idea of its quality.
>>547777362I will m6 this.
I want to roll M1 Ju Fufu but I don't want to risk getting the accursed K_t this late.
>>547777481>buying h*sh*m* m*y*b* merch
>>547774683For (You)>Anby>Astra Yao>Caesar>Ellen>Harumasa>Jane Doe>Lucy>Lycaon>Manato>Miyabi>Miyabi>Nicole>Seed>Soldier 11>Trigger>Vivian>Yanagi>Yidhari>Zhu Yuan>Ye ShunguangNot for (You)>Alice>Anton>Banyue>Ben>Billy>Burnice>Corin>Dialyn>Evelyn>Grace>Hugo>Ju Fufu>Koleda>Lighter>Lucia>Nekomata>Orphie>Pan>Piper>Pulchra>Qingyi>Rina>Seth>Soukaku>Yixuan>Yuzuha>Zhao
>>547777610How about this one then
ive never had such a strong urge to c6/e6/m6 a character until dialyn (except meebs, who i did m6)
>>547777638I'm from the Philippines and I'm a virgin btw
>>547777676UID!?!?!
>>547777645What is corn's opinion on the Taiwan question
>>547774626Current or a hypothetical new one? I can imagine a newer one having an ult that revolves around charging up a massive 4-step ultimate lazer.
>>547777638why is the Not for (You) list longer? i thought this was a ML harem game?
>>547771915The characters are pretty good overall, but the faction has some weird issues. Probably the biggest weakness of the faction is how they don't have a strong central theme; Supposedly they're a horror faction based on ghost hunting internet forums, and spooky things do indeed happen in their stories, but it has very little to do with their actual characters; the first half of spook shack are basically just schoolkids. This makes lucia and yidhari feel like they don't fit the faction, despite arguably having more spooky stuff happen to them than to the other members. Lastly, it's weird how the horror faction barely interacts at all with the other horror faction. You'd think that'd be obvious to do, especially when they had the opportunity for a halloween event, but I guess they just didn't want to.
>>547777770This is a gay game with the cast being 99.9% male and one female, she’s made fun of and raped by homeless men.
>>547777406What would her DMs look like?>Send bobs and vegana>Gore (sent by fufu)>S___ F______
>>547777893It would be 50 paragraphs of the word rape
>>547777591I got her m1 and even though it's good I'd rather have another agent instead
>>547777859Yuzu/Manato/Alice are the "teens hunting for mysteries tropeLucia/Manato/Yidhari are basically a LARPing/DnD group. Manato ties both halves together but I;m not sure if that's intentional or a coincidence.
>>547778016>woman tier list
>>547777591>shitfufuYou're already bricked
>>547778016yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss queen
Am I locked into pulling for Astra if I main Evelyn? I really don't care for Astra's playstyle at all.
>>547778175>Astra’s playstylepressing E once?
>>547778236Bro that’s hard
>>547778175yes you NEED her.
>>547778236She just isn't fun to me. I wanna beat things up.
>>547777761that sounds cool. i love over the top set-up ultimate moves with lots of moving mechanical parts.
>>547778298fucking hell i thought she had four boobs for a moment
99.9% of /zzz/iggers wouldn't stand a chance against her
>>547778298She is already obsolete.
>>547778236Hey you need to ult sometime
>>547778387I’d last ten seconds
>>547778387who is the 0.1%?
>>547778006the 50/50 is the thing pretty much stopping me. Like I got lucky with M1+sig on Lucia at least so that makes up the gap. Maybe next re-run they'll place her near a dud unless Mihoyo suddenly doubles it's brain cell count and decides to create a "Dragon" Thiren rival to play off the classic Tiger vs Dragon trope in that same banner.
>>547778387Well yeah she can use magic.
>>547778029Manato doesn't tie Lucia-Yidari togather, he was just along for the ride when the town trapped his homies and brought out his insecurities. Just check who he flashbacked to in his mirror match lol.Yidhari is for (you) and Lucia is currently too weird for Manato. So we really need an event that tie all 4 and their dog together.
>>547778387Body built for sweaty suspended congress
>>547778298This is some weird optical illusion.
>>547777457Look at her go!
https://files.catbox.moe/e1t1cc.mp4
>>547778529Manato was along because they were talking together on the forum though?
>>547778104I bricked ages ago by pulling Qing Yi. Nothing phases me anymore asides from Brick Kot
>>547778387>wouldn't stand a chance against herin terms of what?
>>547778387we'll overcome the odds with the power of friendship and hopefully not end up like the dudes in her demo
>>547778568
>>547778568Uhhhhhhh QQ-sama why does it say "TRANSFAP" at the top of Jane Doe?
>>547771663True and real, the proportions of the girls in this game are really nice
>>547778568leave it to he Honkai Shit Rail player to have tranny porn on their hard drive ready to go
>>547778597How does Lucia even fit in being some sort of shamanistic gypsy?
>>547777638>Anby and Yanagi for you>Alice and Orphie not for youPlease play the game
>>547778492zhao could've proven that people want more non-human characters but decided to give her for free so I don't think they want to risk making S rank characters too out of the ordinary
>>547778568why is it always white bois who does this shit?
>>547778298Astra sex
>>547778568Why’s it always Indians that do this shit?
>>547778568janebros? our response??
>>547778568Holy shit, is my mind fucked or what? The first couple of seconds I thought it was just some female cosplayer sucking dick. Took me awhile until I saw the dick.
>>547778803Based cheeseCHAD, you really get me. Now if only they'd fix the noodle arm situation with Caesar and Yixuan, this game's models would be literal 10/10 for me.
Top agents to rape without protection?
>>547779109seth
>>547779109I know where you're going with this. Leave Corin alone.
>>547778765
>>547763401do me a favor and pan the camera up a bit
>>547779109fufu, corin, soukaku, alice, orphie, seed, vivian
>>547779109SethBenManatoLighterHugoAntonHarumasaPan YinhuBillyLycaon
>>547775629>Isn't the other Proxy stillat Suiban Temple practicing their spells?"Show this dialogue to a 1.0 player and ask them if they believe this is real dialogue.
>>547771915Most of them are fine but Yidhari is by far the worst design in the game and I hope she stays that way.They couldn't possibly come up with a worse design.. right?
Kill all qqfags
>>547778836The tribe isn't some low tech savages like the Onis, their more like Blazewood peeps and know how to use guns and mecha and shit. It's only Lucia that went full cosplay when she inherit the Night horror Staff from a thousand years back.
Thread themehttps://suno.com/song/64f81ffe-7dec-489b-a228-39970b08f47d
>>547778836Online nobody knows you're a goat
Is there a calculator for how long it takes to farm up a character without using batteries? I want to prefarm Ye and Zhao but I'd rather use my energy on other stuff for a bit beforehand and knowing how long it would take would be useful.
>>547779304as if Lucia is any better, they lack a purpose, a theme or a direction, it's random/recycled slop pieced together with zero coherence just to pad out the release schedule
which agents clean shave down there?
>>547779639Vivian, Astra, Yuzuha, Yanagi, Soukaku, Trigger, Qingyi, Lucy, Rina.
Every agent is clean, shaved and smooth
>>547779921It honestly sounds like it would be OOC for Caesar if she shaved.
>>547779606Lucia at least has her summoner mage theme going on. It would be a fine enough design of not for the Shifu leotard.
>>547779982Nah. She has that one video that ends with her showering with the rest of Calydon. If she had rainforest pussy Lucy would make fun of her for it.
>>547779565No, cause drops are RNG. The best we have is beta testers posting total material cost. (Boss material subject to change). Pop by the convenience store and maybe you can sink dennies into it or check the battle pass for universal materials.
>>547779982Caesar is learning to be a classy lady from Lucy.
>>547780153Exact dates you obviously can't get but you can get a fairly close range. Just a couple days wiggle room and it would be covered.
I've got 170 rolls, 80 rolls to 50/50 and 30 rolls to 75/25 on wengine.I'm going to drop 80 on Dialyn and if I miss the 50/50 I'm going to have to skip.Is Ye going to be good without Dialyn? What are the alternatives and is an M1W0 Qingyi one of them?
>>547780524>>547780524>>547780524
>>547780528>>547780528
oh no... which one do I pick?
>>547777638>BurniceNot like this.....
