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Teio!
>>547831383...
Try starting by building up your stamina.
Anybody uninstalling if they don't win
>>547831383she looks like she definitely wouldn't be dragged down to the depths of hell for consuming taishin's soul
Golshi wife. Golshi life.
If umamusume are born to run, does wanting to run with you means they want to have sex with you?
>inspired to start running thanks to Uma>hop on treadmill @ 7mph >barely do half a mile Does running get easier at some point
Which uma has the worst racing outfit?
>>547831740yea once you lose weight
How are (You)r oshi's Libra runs coming along?I'm struggling, but I think if I really high roll I can make something actually half decent. Extra borrows I'm counting on you
>>547831779Nice Nature
>>547831779This has been answered many times. Ryan.
>>547831773
>>547831816I haven't even started making aces yet
Brian...you're 366/272/333...
Which Uma would smoke cigarettes before a race?
>>547831779Neicha's is super plain, but Digitan's is an actual eyesore
>>547831779nakayama festaliterally a hobobet she smells like one too
Teio a cute!
Youre not racing your umas more than 3 times for fancount right, Torenas?https://youtu.be/hqmxGvmrOi8?si=BnU1WsDpnWVQRp8J
>>547831740Yes.t. lost almost 100 lbs and can run without pain now
>>547831809Is it really a weight issue? My legs felt totally fine but my heart felt like it was about to explode
>>547831951digital
>>547831868She just has the worst hair
>>547831779Winning Ticket.
am i autistic, retarded or based if i purposefully skip xmas oguri? i don't even have normal oguri so i got used to solely see her as the enemy that must be destroyed
>>547831740It's pretty easy for me but I weight like 65lg-70kg
>>547832086you're a gold shit tard so doesn't matter
Uma specific headphones
>>547832081kys this is a daaaaby thread >>547831383
>>547831168oh
>>547832049Her outfit is horrible too.
>>547831816I somehow managed to high-roll Fuji on my first run with her and now I'm building a long Vodka. I've got no idea how she'll perform as I haven't done any test rooms yet, but I'm expecting her to lose to Gold Ship in every match.
>>547832002Did you cure your slow metabolism?
>>547832007yeayou have to carry all that fat so obviously it takes more effort
>>547831383sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Digitan LOVE
>>547832086You're autstic and retarded based on the fact that you posted Golshit. Didn't bother reading the rest of your comment
>>547831779taishin's race outfit is terrible
>>547832160Gentildonna please.
>>547831740>sharing a general with fatfucks
libra guide?
>>547832086>skip XOguri>use the paid selector on her
I want to have sex with Verxina
>>547832390finish first
>>547831816I have a disturbingly good Goldshi to carry me. This Teio was so close to brilliant but zero speed rainbows during URA sabotaged the run and now I can't get anything even close to it. Waiting for Cafe to be my third.
What support should I get with my anni pick ticket bros? Should I get something new like Biko or pick up a dupe for something like Creek or FM?
I got mummy creek on a 10 pull todayWhoever said she wasn't hot is a faggot
>>547832148her outfit still looks ass
>>547831740your heart gets used to pump more oxygen into your bloodstream the more you run and stress it, it will never be bad unlike building muscles that will get floppy if you stop going to the gym so just keep at it, people avoid it because it feels like shit unlike pumping or deadlifts>t. 55kg stick
>>547832362Come on he's improving give him a chance
>>547832192Yes. Many turns were spent in the infirmary. Fasting and keto is how I did it.
>>547832561How long will that take
>>547832491Is it supposed to look like that...?
>>547832586I'm into fat ojiisan though...
>>547832745Gold city....
>>547832745We know Mayano
>marked
>>547832561Posting weight doesn't matter unless you also post height
>>547831740Easier, yeah, but it's only because you start gutsmaxxing once you keep running for longerIf you want to speedmax, run short distances at fast speeds
>>547832086I'm not getting XOguri because the outfit looks dumb. I don't care if I lose every CM for 2 years, if the outfit is bad they don't get a spot on my team.
>>547832145Sex after gaming sessions with my broSex with Espo
>train>random event gives me slacker>infirmary doesn't cure>infirmary doesn't cure>recreation, praying at the temple curesThank you, God, for reinstilling discipline into this brat.
Anyone have a recommendation for a general parent deck to farm for white sparks? Thinking of spamming Digital careers and spam races
>>547832883it's easier to speedmax after gutsmaxxing
>>547832498I'd 3LB Fine Motion. 0LB SSR cards aren't great and Creek is fine as a maestro dispencer.
>burned double stamina + borrow on run>shit rainbows>11th hopeful stakes>draw first unity match>no decent sparks on first insp
>>547832973>troon flag ear coverNice tranny horse, faggot
>>547832963memo: date more with your trainee
>>547832745Is 23 oji san
I'm just not going to prepare for CMs much anymore. 3 runs per ace is more than enough. It's all random and doesn't matter anyway.
>>547832340last one
Oh wow, you don't get to use clocks when your goal is to complete x amount of racesThat's brutalShe was actually doing super well up til the spring miles. She had won February Stakes and Osaka Hai, but then when it came to winning one more g1, she got 8th, 8th, 9th on the last g1s she could run
>>547832673you won't even notice your heart and lungs get used to it, just keep running and enjoy the breeze>>5478328456'0 with shoes fuck you rice
>>547832989riko kita sunday creek + 2 filler
>>547832049
>>54783310524 or older
>>547833143why would you be able to clock? atm clocks are only to redo goal races in the future you can reroll any race but never just failing career goals
>>547833205URA or Unity? I guess Unity since it throws skills at you
>>547833187>with shoes
>>547833367if you're running URA don't run riko
>>547832973
>>547833187>with shoesLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547833187how tall are your heels, Miss Anon?
>finally watch episode 19 of Cinderella Gray>the OP's visuals didn't even change the way the previous OP's visuals were changed to account for a new arc, even though we're actually in a new arc (Arima Kinen) >the OP's footage still featured the international racers for Japan Cup, even though we'll never see most of them again until the next Japan Cup in the story (which is probably going to be like 2 seasons from now)I get the feeling that they blew a big chunk of their budget on the first cour. Lots of weirdly drawn faces this cour, like Super Creek a few episodes ago or Kitahara's face throughout most of this episode both lacking in detail and looking contorted.
what do you think happens in /uma/ threads on japanese imageboards?
Check out my sick spark. Also 4 speed seems to work better on long, than I expected.
>>547831740Use the "couch to 5 km" strat. You can google it.
How the FUCK do you get anything other than ignited spirit speed? Even when I have 200-300 more stamina I still get speed.>it's based on your team powerI know but those guys level up roughly evenly, so it should come down to what my stats are
>>547833723probably complaining about Almond Eye not being playable yet
She's so pretty...
>>547833881Bust most spirit bombs on power and stam?
>>547833881It's based on where did you explode the most bombs.
Why do we even need qualifiers on CM. Just go straight to finals.
>>547833723
bwos, which last skill for this golshi?right-handed O + one of:inside scoop, pressure, stamina eater, ignited spirit PWR;or one of:corner adept, ramp up
>>547834003weed out the undeserving of 3rd place rewards
>>547833582I don't think they're far enough into the Arima Kinen arc to swap the OP over yet. It was easier in S1 b/c Tama was teased in Kasamatsu and once Oguri went to Tracen they could just cut over.
>>547834003You don't like the free participation rewards bwo?
>>547834038right hand and ignited spirit power
>>547834032The only problem here is that it's western art, aka dog shit or AI slop, otherwise there is no problem here.
>>547832491
>>547834065It's all random, I got both 5/5 and 1/5 (and many in-between but mostly more than 3) There's someone who got all 1/5 just because he's unlucky.
Finals in 2h. How are you feeling? Me is pic related.
Is Stay Gold even a trainable Uma?
So has there been a consensus on whether it’s better to farm parents on aoharu or URA?
>Winning Ticket wins the ticketheh
>15* long parents>double circle affinity>3 runs without long S
>>547834123Just increase rewards in finals, and it's solved.
>>547834334the undeserving
>>547834443>sexxing the mentally disabledHope the tits are enough to justify the crime
>>547834424URA spark is better and running races is easier there.
>>547834528It's fine, I am retarded too
>>547834384My girls ate shit this CM, at this point it is what it is.
>>547833331Well, considering that winning 3 g1's is a career goal for Digi, and that since you can't clock any of those races, it seems a bit punishing that you must run 3 races, place near the top, and you only get two extra chances as opposed to the usual 3 clocks and you're out.
At what point does Ticket cry during sex? At the start? The middle? When you finish? The entire time?
>>547834003It's probably to give wagies a chance to see how shit their umas really are and either have them scramble to make new ones or gather data on which their best ones are. Since they probably don't run rooms for CM
>>547834653is this a ticket specific thing? I thought all women cry during sex
>>547834391Not yet
>>547834074>I don't think they're far enough into the Arima Kinen arc to swap the OP over yet.Well, if the rumors are true, then this cour is only going to be 10 episodes. We're at episode 6 right now. So they have 4 more episodes to alter the OP's visuals. Seems unlikely at this point.
>>547834653when nakadashi'd
>>547832886Guess what they recently added to global, related to outfits?
You are full already you fat fuck why do you want to do this again
Daiwa Scarlet if she real.
>>547835036Go full bulldozer!
>daiwa SCARLET>outfit is called peak BLUE
I am so fucked in the next CM. There is no winning against end closer umas.
>Breeded my first 9* Uma while training up a Golshi for LibraNow to breed the strongest Rice
>>547835156god women are so fucking ugly
>have to choose between rolling for Digital and Christams Oguri
Realistically, which Uma can beat HIM
>long BVodka, please... Your parents have 15* long sparks...
>>547835384How about both?
>>547834921I don't have Oguri and I dislike the frumpy 2* outfit even more.
>all these brownoids trying to reach their post quotas
>>547831440
>>547833045I want to shove my face into Creek's boobs and stay there for a few hours
>>547835461>old racenone>modern racea lot
>>547835156
>>547835502Now that's a real problem, I'm sorry anon.
>>547835489I don't have the carrats for both, and on top of that I need to secure a single Kitasan copy for LB3
>>547834653witcheck at every step
>>547835738Roll of Christmas Oguri, maybe Digital will spook ya
>>547835360>>547835687Throw a bag over her head if you have to, those titties are god sent. Fucking fags.
uma
is there uma related art of d'arby from jojo
>>547835461
>forced meme>faggot jojogays arent allowed here sirnor are browns
>>547835863fake tits are gay, sorry to say
What are our thoughts on digitan confirming that King Halo has massive caboose?
>>547835863tits too saggy and she's just too fat 4 me
oguri plap
>>547836036my precious wife
>>547835950>>547835539Argentinian posts
Is SSR Tosho worth using over the SR card? I'd have to stop borrowing a level 50 Riko and use my level 40 one.
digital has an ugly racing outfit
>>547836036
>>547831440Hachimi is not my favorite uma but I do like her
>>547836207False, and I'm indifferent to her
>>547835964this uma is ruined for me knowing that that pizza faced twink cranks it 4 times a day to her
>>547836196only for spurt
>>547836292
Is my wife Doto viable for the next CM? What deck should I use?
DOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547836245
>>547836417A succubus!
You are trapped on a tropical island with 1 uma with rescue coming in exactly a year. Who do you choose?
>>547836514every wife is viable, you just need luck on inspirations
>>547836626golshi obviously.
>>547832491Inaccurate, gold ship was a chestnutter as a child
>>547836782me on the right
>>547835461>four-mile raceModern racehorses will die probably
Is Seiun Sky still viable for Libra?
>double circles on all distances for 4th unity match>lose 4>w-wait, I can still save it...>single circles on all 5 distances for zenith match>lose 4Whatever, I didn't want to keep playing today anyway.
>>547836782Post more images of digitan cumming from simple interactions.
>no Long Saieeeee
What if danchou flatlines?
>>547836940Dick?
>>547836849You need double fronts if you want her to work
>>547836292Completely understandable
>>547836568
>>547836913
>>547836567
>>547836940Your groundwork? Your 3 greens? Your Professor of Curvature? Your 900+ wit? Your Turf S?
>>547835774>chestlet seethingName a more iconic duo
>>547837146Doto looks pretty small.
>>547837020I like her coffee if that counts
>>547837249Nobody likes them that big
>>547837109That's basically sex.
Late Surger status for the next CM?
>>547836514>>547836638But the deck? What cards are people using for Long CM in Aoharu training?
>>547836993Whale/luckshitter setup, sorry
>>547836245I'm starting to like her more because those fan arts keep appearing on my tl
>>547835964Those tits definitely aren't fake. Fake ones are really round and hold up like balloons. Those are succulent saggies.
>>547837519>mlb bourbonDon’t sell yourself short. You’re also a hard worker
Thoughts?
>>547837486Not the worst but not the best
>>547837542she has a lot of lovely fan arts
>>547836568>No 'Trainer-kun who has Transcend' artLame
>>547837598Mommy?
Is halloween rice's unique consistent enough to not buy a third stamina skill?
>>547837598one of the few NPC umas I wanna bang along with Darley Arabian and Tucker
is summer spechud's unique consistent enough if I run her end closer to bring just one other gold recovery?
>>547837973not as end lmaoif you run late it's basically guaranteed because gold shits will always be behind you
>>547837973Run her as late. Unique + corner recovery is enough if you can get high stam, you don't even need maestro. And even as late you'll proc NSM because gold ships will be around you because of their unique.
>>547837598St Lite of the St Lite Kinen? How do they even use her? Is she another AI like three goddesses?
>>547838243stop, she's already dead
>>547837312I wouldn't take my coffee any other way
>an overwhelmingly powerful Umamusume who is reborn in a fantasy worldwhat did they mean by this? a world where Umamusume are reincarnated as four-legged cow-like creatures? is he crazy?
BILLION YEN COMPANY
>>547838243>got a bonerget away from me gay thoughts
>>547838036>>547838167yeah but I don't really feel like running a late... I also want to use Brian but then I will have to bring a parent with end closer sparks which might result in farming long S being a pain in the ass
Mane and Tail actually smells good
guys i just blew all my carrots, got rice and creek but im so fuckd for kitasan and oguri. Already did all the story carrots what now.
Will Cygames ever add another level to the skip function? It wastes so much fucking time by still showing the dialogue.
>>547838786sauce?
>>547838703opera has no boobs tho
>>547838664>BILLION YEN COMPANYI just wanted to see if the photos were stored locally and found a gold mine
>>547838786you'll have to use THAT
...say that again, Brian?
https://youtu.be/jMyL0HdXPuc
do yall think it is more important to get 8-9* long + 8-9* power parentsor dog shit blue sparks, 9* long + uma stan sparks?im not running gold ship so i think i need umastan from somewhere
>>547838786>what nowpractice self restraintand use THAT
procreate with rudolf and teio
>>547839046uma stan is a baitit's only good if there's an actual front runnerthere won't be many front runners in cm6
>>547837517Umadachis....onegai...
>>547839093
When's the next scenario? I really liked Unity and can't wait to see what's next.
>>547839210I am trying 4spd/2 stam riko. Maybe 4 spd, 4 pwr is also good
>>547832328The fur and the pink are awesome
>constantly struggle to cap speed/stamina>okay fuck it I'll drop power sparks>10x better performance and got close to 901 pwr anywaysfucking shit ass shitglue for many reasons but now I know it worksFUCK POWER SPARKS
>>547839210Just use your MLB Kitasan, your MLB Biko, your MLB Super Creek, your MLB Fine Motion, your MLB Riko, and whatever else you want for the 6th card.
Should I bother getting an End spark for Mayano or is she fine at B if I want to train her for the CM?
>>547834742
>>547839297
Which way does your wife wear headphones?
>>547839414speed and power are the only sparks you ever needpower isn't real and can be fixed with more skills
The big funny noombers from doing 2x runs is making me want to burn through my TP pots how do I make it stop. I've already used 10 today.
>>547839541true I've just been mindbroken by the racetrack specific stat thresholds
People should be posting pictures of ningens instead
>>547839521This is the best one.
>>547834742they cry and vomit if the guy is ugly and fat ie uni professors getting favors for grades
>>547839541speed and STAM sparks fuck
>>547839521
Seriously, what's the point of them translating away from Christmas? Every horse has a special merry christmas line for their event they have to walk around, even in this story the donkey says kurisumasu.Who are we doing this for? Jews? Hindu pajeets? Who plays horsegame without being aware of what Christmas is? This shit is so unnecessary yet had to be done on purpose because someone said so.
1 hour left until your uma gets raped. How are we feeling?
>>547839760jews
>>547839760>
>>547839334Wit not needed for next CM?
>3rd round>5 double circles>2W-3LTazuna you lying bitch now I'm fucked
>>547839815I lost Cancer cup because all 3 of my front runners failed to proc groundwork. Can't get much worse than that so I'm cautiously optimistic desu
>>547839670I prefer the one with Mr. Cock and Ball
>>547839896wit is a luxury for longs
>>547838918it's sloppa
>ei ei mun girl is wearing the default idol outfit because her uniform wasn't still released
>>547839815I'll probably get 3rd place in B finalsagain
>>547839815you mean trainer as punishment for humiliating the Uma
>>547839896What the other anon said.
ROLL AND LET SHIRAOKI DECIDE YOUR FATE0-3 = 3rd place4-6 = 2nd place8-9 = 1st place7 = 1st place secured for both virgo and libra
>>547839760I can't wait for Hanukkah Oguri
>>547840005I fucking hate ainiggers
Uma: Merry Christmas!Text: Happy Hanukkah!*merchant music*
>>547840075FUUUUUUUUCK
Gold Ship fatigue is kicking in. Will they ever release better end closers so that I can use Golshi without being called a metafag?
>>547840075i believe
>>547840075SHIRAOKI SAMA TAKE THE WHEEL
>>547840075Rolling
Surely she can't job the Stakes this time
>>547839969
>>547839969why are they taking turns raping digital?
>>547840075watch this
It's just me or the kachi simulator is going apeshit with the numbers?
>>547839871>>547839876If only I could be a fly on the wall during the staff meeting where some suit had to go "make sure to edit out all the times they say christmas" because he got a phone call
>>547840170Just use Narita Taishin
>>547840170Orfevre, Gold Ship's half brother, is THE end closer even now
>>547840250it sometimes bugs out, helps by changing seed
>>547840170Taishin is already in the game though
>>547840202>>547840213I am pretty sure the artist is self-inserting into Digitan, it at least seems like they do
>>547840170the next end closer is vega in like januaryhave fun
>>547839760if you ask without being completely autistic about it they'd probably tell you
>>547838664Guess I'm not the only one
>>547840438
>>547838959What is it?
>>547840075Shiraoki wills it!
>>547831816>get long S>run is shitwhat if i killed myself. what then
>>547839815>30% WRcomin for that silver crown
>>547840075Have mercy Shiraoki-sama!
>14k golshi with long s but no straightaway spurt>14k golshi with straightaway spurt but no long sWhat's the better choice here? I'm sick to death of grinding out Golshi when I know I can make it to A League Graded Finals with any honse I throw at it, I want to rebuild my TT team
>>547838786Hearing people break their pull plans for umas reminds me of people confessing to breaking their sober streaks>>547839046stats first always. you need spurt before uma stan
>>547840781Fuji wouldn't want you to do that.
suddenly thankful libra is a bit away now because I've been building like a retard
>>547840660
bizza :DDDDD
>>547832189d*ck?
>>547840730AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>547838959So, what did Jenkins code in exacly?
>>547839815last time I got into A finals I got 7th, 8th and 9th. Expecting a repeat showing
ill never forgive the yakuza for blocking uma ear sex doujins and parody asmr
>>547840860S for consistency, would rather use that in Round 1 and 2
>>547840075Fuji will carry me to victory like she did ~37% of the time.
>>547840992tri giving yourself bursts on every training and post results
>>547840860spurt but no long S is better. without spurt you'll have no acceleration and with no acceleration your speed S won't do you any good
>>547840907
>>547839815I got a 64% winrate which doesn't mean shit. You either win a coin toss or you don't
>>547840170Maybe you should just hang out with kinder people
>>547840992Jenkins is the code serving butler
>>547840075I believe.
>>547840992I look up donotship and like 5 games have a folder. what is inside?
remember if you win to change your title to virgo plat asap, that way you destroy the hopes and dreams of your rivalsalternatively equip the bronze one to give them a false hope of victory
>>547840885Thank you Fujibro... I still have a borrow left, so surely this will be the run...
>>547840992Sorry anon...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkins_(software)
>>547841170
Should I keep trying?
>>547840956Only the best for my wife.Sparks are 14* stam, 2* speed. I have 8* URA finale sparks as well but none triggered in that run.
>>547839179>>547840865so... get pump anyway since im not going for uma stan?
>>547837049
>>547841397you explode with that stam
>>547841446I wouldn't waste sp on pump if it goes off you're in a losing postion on this map. sp is going to be tight just get spurt, nsm and umastan if you can but it's doesn't matter if you can't hit stats.
>>547841383
>>547841367>>547841246>>547841209Hm, interesting. Doubt Cygames goofed up as hard or it was removed already.
I already took middle once... lets try
>>547840075Shiraoki loves me.
>>547841343There are still two weeks left before Libra starts so there's plenty of time in which to get a good Fuji ace. Low-roll runs are frustrating (I just had a really bad one) but sooner or later you'll get an amazing run.
>>547841397what else would you do for three weeks
>>547841560How much stamina do I need?
>>547841605
>>5478418281050 and 2 recoveries.
>>547839815If I lose, I uninstall, spam /uma/ with porn until I get banned and never interact with anything Uma related again
>>547839525It just works.
>>547841828what he said >>547841883 just because you have long S and lots of power
>>5478418281200 with 3 gold recoveries
>>547841745
>>547841852
>>547841828950-1050+1-2 golds. People recommend 2 because the wit is going to be low so higher than usual risk to not go off
>>547831779Narita Taishin's racing fit is a travesty.There are worse things later but it's a little sad that a professional actually put that together.But I probably would've thought it was cool when I was 15.
>>547841985And because its a pacer, no? You could get away with 950 on an end?
>>547841745>>547842038the turf queens claim another poor soul
>>547842252ya
>Pitsan already ingame>must wait months before we're able to rollpain
Mihono Bourbon's ass is criminal.
I don't have opera o, why do people post her so much? She looks a bit dykey outside looking in.
>>547840075Your nigger "god" has no power over me
>>547842731she rapes everyoen
>>547832160Thank you sloppaman. Nice bobopits
>>547842731Kino uma, shit mile aptitude, shit recoveries for med/long
>>547842578>hips - waist = 33cm
>>547832189>long VodkaGod speed. I ran one in CM2 and still use her for TT Long (to make people ??? when she beats them)
>>547840075it is inevitable
>>547840075
I remember yesterday someone posted here what he had zero cards in speed training for many turns. It seems that rng curse is systematic, as for two days it affects me too.Really crippling for careers. Cyjews are at it again. I cannot reach the cap with three cards on fucking Golshi with her bonus.
>>547841316That is the most BM thing I think you can do in this game.Also I’ve heard a lot of people “follow” the trainers they beat/get beat by as BM but I don’t know how because I’ve never seen the option to. Since you can’t just type in a name somewhere to look someone up, am I missing something? I may be blind.
i will swipe the largest gem pack on the spot if i get platinum
>>547833881>>547833964>>547833996It's based on WHICH FACILITY HITS S RANK FIRST.
>>547843061There's a follow button on the results screen
>>547843061>That is the most BM thingWhat does "BM" mean?
>>547843079Will you?
>>547842937sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>547841493it was a cute story
>>547843413bowel movement
What's with multiple CC's glazing this card? You're only running 1 power card for Mediums anyways, and that's Rice?
Bwos is this sort of la creatura viable for the next CM? I know I need long S, I know 1200 speed would be nice... but the general idea
>>547843413bad manners
>>547843413anon...
>>547843396Ah, I will look for it this time. Thanks anon.>>547843413It’s old “gamer” talk for “bad manners”. Things like T-bagging in FPS games would be called BM
>>547843623My URA Gemini Golshi can beat that.
>None of my other aces can even come close to beating my Gold ShipMight as well make 3 ends if this is going to be the case
>>547843413Based Matikanefukukitaru
>>547842731Watch RTTT. It is free on YouTube so you don't have an excuse.
>I'll quit if i lose CM1>Win>I'll quit if i lose CM2>Win>I'll quit if i lose CM3>Win>I'll quit if i lose CM5>Win>I'll quit if i lose CM5
>>547843705>It’s old “gamer” talk for “bad manners”. Things like T-bagging in FPS games would be called BMNo fucking way I'm 37 and I've been shitposting and playing games my whole life and I've never seen someone say "BM" or reference "BM behavior". It has to be some kind of regional or new thing
at what failure % do you stop believing?
>>547843623You really want Go-Home Specialist for consistency. Also I prefer NSM over Pump.
>>547843614It's a gaslight to get you to spark for her instead of Kitasan. I have it at 3LB and it's not even that good
>CM6 is just CM2 with slightly less awful fronts and gamba where the person who hits NSM wins
>>547843614Not all races are medium, and Rice falls off after Unity
WTF YOU GUYS TOLD ME I'D AUTOMATICALLY REGISTER WITH THE UMAS I USED LAST. BUT I HAVE A RANDOM TEAM OF 2 A UMAS AND 1 SHITTY A+ UMA.FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
>>547843623No stopping me, second recovery. Pump is inconsistent as hell and you want to be breathing on pacers by the last corner.1200/1000/1200/400/400 would be optimal
>>547843987Works on my machine
>>547839760
>>547843915I think you may just be oblivious and partially retarded
>>547843946But the gold skill she gives you is for Medium. (Killer Tunes)I don't see any benefit in running her in Miles or Sprints.
>>547839760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
if i don't get 1st the next uma posted rapes me
>>547844438
>>547844061>>547843623So instead of ryan borrow I take whatever uma has 9* URA sparks? got it
If it's not Christmas, then Urara will not get any gift from me.
>>547844498Anon, Aoharu is already out, why don't you have your own 9* URA Ryan?
>>547841316titles are snapshot for finals
>>547843915Just looked it up and it’s been around since at least 2010. Which at this point is 15 years ago. You were apparently not online in your 20s
>>547844498Yup.. Oguri and Emperor sounds good to me. Also prio longs over URA
>>547843915I'm 28 and both me and my friends use the term all the time
>>547844582because it took 200 careers to get my first 3* blue (speed) and by that point I had already given up on making parents
>>547844141People like Rice right now for the scenario link.Pasa is a better stat stick, with 10 race bonus which is apparently a big deal for the next scenario.
>>547844621I looked it up too, apparently it's an ASSFAGGOTS/starcraft thing predominantly from korea.
WHEN ARE SPARK REROLLS
>>547843623Stam > Speed, getting 1.2k Stam is much important1.2k speed won't matter when your horse dies long before the race ends
>>547844870CATBOXNOW
>>547844761>because ... I had already given upTwin Turbo never gave up.
>>547844734Yeah BM is still common everywhere. If anything I'm surprised boomers used it. I thought it was another thing invented by SJW retards
>>547844761>meanwhile at other anons house
>>547844920https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79086307/#79087962
>>547844870Oguri wouldn't do this
>>547843015>tiktok editing
>>547844974>Not TurfGz on your useless-75%-of-the-time grandparent I guess.
>>547845083Oguri is trying to find The Zone
Are there Uma supremacists and Uma worshippers in the Universe?After all, it would only make sense. We already have racial supremacists in our world, but Uma Musume actually are straight up superior, unaging beings with the strength and speed of racehorses.
>>547845016>its ai
made a tokei teiocareer went quite good (no failed trainings, only 4th unity race lost and 1 sleep deprived)but still not good enough :(
Stop grooming your trainees.
>>547845229Anon... I hope you don't have a driver's license with that eyesight.
>>547845229are you fucking blind? if you're this incapable of recognizing obvious AI, then you shouldn't be allowed to complain about it.
>>547845123no need to be jealous
I got sent to group B jail so I don't care what place I get anymore
>>547845016>anus melts into her buttcheeks.....shame
Has anyone managed to build a competitive End Closer Top Gun for Libra?I've done a few runs but she does fuckall compared to Goldshi and even compared to my other random umas.
I could bet what I had only 1 card(from three) speed training at best, during entire career, lmao. Next career I will count how much I had 0, 1, 2 or more speed trainings, to be sure what rigging is real.Cyjews will be exposed.
>>547845221
>people pretending to care if it's called Christmas or notFox did it better
I'm starting to believe pink sparks are irrelevant on parents since they never proc anyways
>>547839815>Got one 5-0 for the first time in round 2 of a CM>Lose races I shouldn't, like a Hishiama with worse stats and no S whose record didn't show her place on the podium wins in mine, and my Laisu who gets Pace Chaser Corners to pass a SMaru decides velocity up means she paces down to end up in fifthMile really is some weird RNG, I'm happy getting that 5-0 even once and whatever happens happens, if third is my fate, so be it.
>>547845221Umas are still women though they are suprior to ningen females but not to ningen males.
first time Brian, what's the difference between these two options? which one do I take for an ace run?
>>547845605She jobbed the finals
Blue Rose Closer on END? yes or no
>>547845757sure
>Took a break>Came back>Missed RikoOh I am fucking bricked aren't I?
>>547845283She's grooming ME
>>547845757>need to be 4th or worseif you're that far back at the final corner, you're screwed
>>547845748I heard Brian has a hard mode, maybe it's that, I dunnocheck gametora
>>547845871
>>547845852nyes but the good news is riko only lasts 3 more months so you're only bricked for that time
>>547844921nta, but turbo is also an idiot
>>547845748Top one nets harder races and more final stats
>>547845852With accelerated schedule friend cards are even less relevant. Their expiration date is really short.
>>547845871As an adult it's YOUR responsibility to teach them what's right and wrong, and Trainer X Uma is WRONG
after taishin mood down even do you just keep her at mood or try to get great asap?
>>547845851thanks anon>>547845946DONT TRY TO GASLIGHT ME CHARLES
IT'S ALMOST TIME!! YOU READY?! SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE /UMA/!!!
>>547845852You better not fucking skip the future scenario events for the 15 race bonus SSR or you can be bricked for half a year>>547846072You Tazuna fuck it away
>>547846160so you will spend 3 turns tazuna from bad to great
>>547846057>I'm not a child!>mood down
>>547846102how is that a gaslight?
>>547845514mybest attempt so far was this. had 2 like 5% training fails so it is definitly possible to get 1200speed, 1000stam and 900+ pow
>Clocked out on the semifinalsKill me now
>>547846107I’M READY
>>547846264No, you spend fourth date to remove the training poor and keep on going.
>>547846302
>>547846386im asking if you keep the mood at normal still after
>>547846072depends, at the start of a run you say fuck it because there's a billion mood ups leftif you have a pal, this is why you reserve the last datebut if it's late senior year and you have good trainings it's not worth itI don't know where the number comes, but the turn loss of doing recreation to go from good to great is about 10 regular trainings so if you have less than 10 trainings left it's not worth it
never give upyou can do iteven if tazuna gives you three crosses and two triangles
>>547846107AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>>547846396honest mistake, I miss read it heh read it
>>547845852go for the riko rerun banner, anon
>>547845229Lulz that guy's been posting ai Uma fucking with the exact same positions then shilling his /trash/ posts here for weeks.
>>547846107
>>547846443Sure, spend like a turn or two training then do the last date for +2 mood.
>>547846481The bigger problem is when she gives you 4-5 double circles and you lose anyhow.
My Libra team? Mejiro Ryan, Mejiro McQueen, and Mejiro GoldUmapyoi with Mejiro, continue the Mejiro legacy
>>547846057Nice try Aoi
>>547846581>mile S fast learner smaru>loses the fourth race to B team and nukes the run
Godspeed to that one anon who beat witgod
>no internet, no power>can't record of post imagesbros, I can't believe I'm gonna miss the finalshow long does it say for? can I race tomorrow?
>>547846673hello? based department? we got another one.
>>547846804Pretty sure it's 24 hours
>>547839646That's a crime.
What you think, what are the chances for this Taishin in Libra cup?
>>547846791
Post your CM platinum record4/1 here
>>547840075rollin
>>547846804Just head to the public library and use their computers.
>>547846107I have no war face.My entry into Group A Finals is purely fraudulent.I am a mook on my way to get one shot.
>>547846980seems more than enough for easy A finals
>>547846456Taishin's -3 mood down event is always before the Kikuka Sho
>>547840075Please.
53% winrate. I believe.
>>547846995
>>547847043Reverse of yoursI got a single lucky win with Taurus and every other time I've been bodied
>>547846980cards? thats gonna win man. ive had a 70% win rate in every CM and i cant even hit these stats.
>>547847043As much as I want to predict the future, I meant 3/1....
>>547846995>no position pilfer on any of his late surger>pace pasathere is a reason we make fun of seriru in jpthe only reason he makes videos for global is that he can't gain a following in jpbut globalbabs will slup any dumb shit he says lol
>>547840075>>547846107
>>547846980I've heard highlander can fuck up your position or something but you should still be good
>>547847061i knew it... 3rd place...at least they increased all rewards
>>547847314>averages 2x views on global videosoh shit
>>547847285Fingers crossed, you predicted it right
>>547846312I mean, this is my best Mayano so far and she does fuckall in test rooms
>>547840075I HAVENT WON CM ONCE EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS MAKE A FINALS EASILY. BLESS ME FUKUKITA
>>547840075shiraoki-sama....
>>547840075I'll make my own fate!
I love her
>>547841934Did you win?
god damn stacked megane!
>>547847547what's wrong with her? If I had to guess, she needs more midrace skills to keep up with gold ship
>>547840075Come on...
10 mins left, hold me /uma/
>>547847314Nobody cares about position pilfer, it's mid
>>547847261I chose to give up on Riko borrow, as 2+1pseudo stam cards could ruin the balance of stats. For some reason I thought what Rice gives Cooldown, so I chose her, kek.
Super Creek is now your wife.How does that change your life?
>>547847314he makes shit for f2poors to get to finals with
>>547847631Very cute. Are you going to use her in the next CM?
>>547847547Is her unique even good at all
>>547847695I think the other ends are too good, even if she procs some stuff she never reaches the front.My test room is a bit of a murder zone tho, has like 3 16+k umas between mine and borrowed
>521kAm I GMI for another week?
>>547847810But she's my mom
>>547847774>t. B finalist
>>547847665bwo the Final hasn't started yet
This is why fronts will be in the cuckshed for yearsBecause despite them getting nerfed people will always operate on month 1 info and never bother to read anything else, there are even people ITT like this
>>547846107AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My red teio is 1150/1030/850/500/350she won't proc her recoveries will she
>>547847802she does, from the team name scenario link, but no stopping me matters more
>>5478470432 wins 2 losses
>>547847810No more trips to the store for milk
>>547847827Yes! I already have not-so-great long Ss of both versions of her but I'll continue to grind her
>>547847861no, last week was 522k
>>547847669I love small stacked horses
I HAVENT LOST A PLAT YET. I’M SO FUCKING SCARED BROS
>>547847116She stills gets bullied in RM regularly.
>>5478470431/4 but that changes today
>>547847810severely for the worse since I'd have my head fused with her boobs 24/7 while my mental sanity is heavily reduced to a mere toddler's
>>547848127Your dreams of selling your account to a Saudi oil prince.....brocked
>>547847802I cannot see what uma is that but you can have a proper deck here, if you got Riko.
>>547847043got taurus and gemini, then back to back loss2nd in cancer, sucked relying on uokka/glass gambling3rd in leo, thought I had amazing aces, had high WR, but I was running single front smaru and relying on others bringing a front to help my smaru which caused high WR. she was the only front in finals and there were 2 A+ oguri, my other two aces failed wit checks
>>547847878Mom wife is the best
>>5478470431st Open A1st Open A3rd Graded A2nd Graded AThis is the one for sure
>>547848094Cheer up and look at the bigger picture.
>>547848037Nice. I hope you're able to make her into a great ace and do well in the next CM. Rice is extremely cute and deserves to win.
>>547847912My SMaru is showing some low winrate promise on Libra. I need to make a new one with Long S tho. Seiun just never managed to be first.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, SPEED EATER INCREASES YOUR SPEED TOO? THAT'S INSANE
>do three careers >already at 158K points Wow this is cool.
>>547848083Am I expected to go broke buying parfaits
>>547847836Even when it procs it doesn't do shit, legit one of the worst uniques in the game
5 MINUTES UNTIL NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
>>547848203^shit only works for 20% stam grouth umas
>>547847912just wait for people sparking hanukah oguri and not understanding what makes her good and how to build her for different tracks
Reminder that every single platinum title holder is a piggie who uses exclusively meta umas.
>>547848336Nyes it's a good skill
>>5478470430/5 LOL!
Rainbow RNG today is AWFUL
My heart is thumping hard, but I have to commute home first, lock in, then finally watch the inevitable.
>>547848336the skill is called speed eater, does what you eat simply turn into nothing?
I hate Mackween more than Teio, so god damn much.
>>5478470432 won 2 lost
>>547847547You also lose to fucking pace chasers in RM?
>>547848352my rule is to only use parfaits when>3 or more enemy aces have bad or worse mood Also, if I've secured retention like 540k plus, I don't use any buffs
>>547846107f2poor reporting in for my 3rd place streak continuation
Is it considered rude to immediately swap to your new platinum title to spoil the other two people in your finals room if they haven’t watched them match yet?
>>547848398Even the most f2poor brokefag living in a mud hut got at least one plat from gambling by now.
Is UmaStan a gaslight?
>>5478470433/1I hate mile racesI hate mile races
>>547848586the titles don't update for that race
>>547848507stop fucking doing this to herjust take the G3
>>547847043Taurus 3rd BGemini 1st BCancer 1st BLeo 3rd AI made it into group A again, so I'm probably gonna get blasted into hell once more
>>547843079>>547843079>>547843079>>547843079HEAR MY PLEA CYGAMES!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>547846107I'm getting fucking last I know it
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE! SAVE ME, SHIRAOKI-SAMA!
>win cm>set title to bronze to give people false hope
*blocks your path with S-ranked tits*
>>547840075LET'S GO
>>547848764that's funny ngl
>>547848727>7Shiraoki is with you
>>547831779For me it's narita brian
>>547848727>7
>>547840075aieeeee
ONE MINUTE
>>547843079Thats how matchmaking worksThey use an algo to determine if this or that account's activity suggests they will swipe if they winand then adjust the trainer matchups accordingly to maximize the trainer-of-interest's chance of winning
https://youtu.be/MqUbKF0arB8?si=nEV0Jvla8CWcGgQu
PLEASE NO OGURISPLEASE NO OGURISPLEASE NO OGURIS
One minute away guys
>>547848602best mid race skill imo, almost secures you the lead in your style
>>547848507UME DESUWA
>>547848398Early cms were easy, whales had nothing to get the upper hand. Anyone could get platinum. With each new cm situation will be worse though. More niche cards being released, whales could make ultimate build for every cm. It's time to get used to losing the finals.
I'm scared bros
REMEMBER TO RECORD YOUR RACESI like to see them
ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>>547847043Consistently 2nd in Grade A, except for Cancer which I managed to gamble a 1st place Grade A
>>547848987I don't know how to record on my phone.
MANhattan cafe
Post results
>>547849036Lotta words to say 1 (one) plat.
>>547848594>Oguri fails her racing career>Becomes a mukbang youtuber
>No.6,5,8It's over
>Taiki in my finalsIt's fucking over. Just kill me.
>>547848987Can you rewatch the replay after seeing it for the first time? I don't want to go through the hassle of setting up OBS only to record a 3 minute long humiliation ritual
>>547849096>vodka and rice got blocked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good luck
>>547848530I haven't seen any pace chasers win. This Mayano is generally at the bottom of the table, and if the accels proc she ends up... not first, just closer to the top.>>547847836Mostly useless
>S Seiun SkyI didn't want to have a chance either way...
>3 rank S
I GOT PLAT SOMEHOW!MY GIRLS ARE AMAZING! LET'S GOOOOI don't even know how but I DID IT! I GOT SPOTS 1 AND 2!!!
MY DAUGHTER HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>3rd placeNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>someone's King Halo took firstsovl
I wanted Digitan to win but I'm not complaining obviously, 2nd final I've won for a 2/5 record
>2nd, 3rd, and 4th favoriteOkay, there's a chance
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ACCEL PROCCED JUST FUCKING NTIGJJNF ROM ALL MY THEE YNAS WHATBTHE FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>547848727 (me)THANK YOU, SHIRAOKI-SAMA!
LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOTAIKI EAT SHIT
FUCK YES
>>547847665No porn
>>547849290>1/2/3ing a finals roomBUHIIIIISQUEEEEE
The death of fronts... was greatly overexaggerated
>>547849167The replay button is available after collecting the rewards in the finalsIn the qualifying rounds you could have checked replays after the fact by clicking the race history button on the right BEFORE collecting the rewards for each 5-race set
Just fucking end my life
>>54784909613k wee. I think I had 15k in cm3 though or something
>double late start + rushedwell. i tried
THE POWER OF LOVE
Time to rope
>>547843987Why didn't you just register manually retard? You had a whole day
>>547849432This is beyond humiliation What do you MEAN you lost to urara?
>>547849286WOOOOOOO
>>547844258OMFGSHE DID IT
death to all taikifags
FUUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIImy first win
i think I'll wait for tomorrow.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KISSES FOR MAYA I LOVE YOU MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA MAYA
>>547849432it's peak
NICE
>>547849432
>>547849328Feels good winning vs Vodka and Oguri, the only characters I've lost to this CM
I am sad.. still yet to win a CM
>>547849432Urara GODS
>>547849393But I wanted some fun...
PODIUM SWEEPNOBODY ELSE GETS TITLES
bwos... it's so over... pray for me
Anon! Aren't you tired of training your Gold Ship parent that simply can't spark Straightaway Spurt? Or your Taishin who refuses to learn that cursed Long S?Forget about that! It"s jiggie time!https://jiggie.fun/Ktp0HZhttps://jiggie.fun/Ktp0HZhttps://jiggie.fun/Ktp0HZ
>My Taiki got first>My Vodka got second easiest CM of my life
>>547849432>Taiki meta subhuman losing to a haruGODholy fucking cinema
>>547849432Stand proud, you were strong.
TOTAL FUARKING TAIKI VICTORY
Wait what happens if you get in a car crash or something and cant check your phone or steam for 24 hours?
>>547849432Prestigious.
Enemy oonige Suzuka dies once again.
>>547849583>natureyou have soul tho
>>547849635that's not how it works
GOD BLESS AMERICALAND THAT I LOVE
yay
>Below average lobby but a single Runway ruined my tripple frontsWelp, what can you do.
>>547849432this is unironically peak. you will never forget this CM
>>547849432AHAHAHAHAHA
I have made it to Graded A League Finals every single time and have not won a single oneWhat is the point of trying beyond the bare minimum if I'm going to lose the final coinflip five times in a row
I lost... late start...
>3rdI should have tried harder to get turf S1st was Oguri, 2nd was Suzuka.
>>547849096My Taiki procced Angling & Scheming but lost to a pace Oguri that procced NSM...
>>547849636>S+jesus christ how horrifying
>>547849541>>547849432Now kiss
I expected worse with 35/80 wins
>3rd placeHope other tachyon bro had better luck.
>Let's Pump Some Iron -> Professor of Curvature -> On Your Left! -> Furious Feat -> 1,500,000 CC -> Homestretch Haste>5thouch
Run your OSHI and wins will come!
>>54784943210/10
>>547849541BASED!
>>547849569LANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>giga elder god tier leviathan smaru and sein faggot in the lobby>weak oshi meek doto opera player>its the last corner>my taiki cucks the leviathan from angling>doto oshi god overtakes the front and rockets to the finish line>oshi god winsyou know what, I am not even mad, I am happy the leviathan faggot got third place and the oshi god wonGG WP
Only late gamblers. There is a chance.
POST THEM
>>547849432please post the replay holy shit
>>547849332Nice
I feel kind of bad pub stomping in B finals but group A only gave me 2 wins in a row...
I won the loser's bracket.
>Couldn't hack it in Group A>Accidentally curbstomped Group BFeels like I smurfed
>>547847810I wouldn't be suicidal in my early teens
>>547849713It should be......................
>>547840075LETSGO
I lost 1st place by a neck
Who the fuck is Etsuko
>>547849432we need the replay
>>547849432Record the whole race as a webm and post it immediately.I NEED to see it.
>B finals 2nd place
i can't believe thismy "better" aces that carried me until now were nowhere to be seen
>7,8,9 favorite
>>547849549Unfathomably based Fuji enjoyer taking the Virgo win.
>>547850000Reporter lady that shows up in every career
>>547849432>2 and a half lengthsDamn
>>547849931ICHIBAN!
where's my raisu
Not censoring the 2nd name because that's what I'm having right now. FUCK THSI GAME WHY DIDN'T SHE ACTIVATE HER UNIQUE I WOULD'VE WON at least it wasn't to a Taiki
>>547849432>my fuarking clubmate
SHE DID IT!!YESTERDAY I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SWAP HER OUT DESPITE THE WR AND I STUCK BY IT!!THANK YOU, LAISU!!
>>547849432SUBHUMAN TAIKI SCUMYOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>547849821yeah they raped me... at least I got second place
>>547849432she tried her best, now be her backup singer bitch
I LOST GRADED A LEAGUE FINALS TO A TAIKI SHUTTLE THAT HAD 400 STAMINAI'M CRASHING OUT, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TRAINING GOOD UMAS IF NONE OF IT MATTERS
>>547849917YES YES YES
>>547850130im sorry anon
>whale Seiun Sky beats my Taiki Shuttle by a neck>my Vodka activated literally no skills and got last by lengthsOh well, I don't know why I even try any more.
My room is stacked. It's over for me...
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, SHE HAS 900 SPEED AND 700 STAMINA HOW THE FUCK DID SHE LOSEMCQUEEN HAS BELOW 400 SPEEDHOW IS THIS FUCKING FAIR THIS IS RIGGED AS FUCKMY WHOLE FUCKING RUN OUT OF THE WINDOW BECAUSE OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT RIGGED RACE
Brianbros...
>podium clean sweepThank you Shiraoki-sama for putting me in a weak lobby
>>547849096my triple mile A umas did it! my taiki somehow managed to keep the 4th place against 3front 4pace lobby.also the triple S-rank whale shat the bed
>>547850108Oh so it's tears of joy? I thought someone was mad I won
>>547849994Funny that, I got first place by a neck
>1st: S-rank Seiun with 3 MLB SSRs cards>2nd: S-rank SMaru with the same 3 MLBs>4thrd: S-rank Ryan, also using 3 MLBsSwipe jouzo desu neee~
>>547850194kek
The gates to Agartha are closed to me.....
1st in B finals. I feel like fucking garbage - not just because every single force of bad luck combined together to stop me getting into A finals, but the other two people in my lobby all had like 10.5k horses that actually did decently but inevitably lost to my 13.8k Taiki that shouldn't have been in their lobby to begin with.
>when the gamble... didn't gamble...?
>Daiwa perfectly in 2nd>Doesn't proc unique>Vodka procs FF>Nothing happens>Brian randomly gets into 4th place before late raceMY FIRST LOSE AAAAAAAAAAA
>>547850207> when you seethe so hard you glow
UHHHHH LATEKEKS??? WHAT HAPPENED????
>>547850204I'm afraid I might recognize my own horse in these scoreboards.
>>5478503321st in B finals is unironically better than 3rd in A finals. you get the Gold title while 3rd in A doesnt
THANK YOU TEAM CUN
First platinum title, I am astounded.Fuck you Oguri. Get dunked on
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU RUNNING A PACE VODKA??????????
>>547849432you made child happy
At this point I figure it's just a lack of luck keeping me from that platinum.
Why is Curren Chan so sex ?
https://youtu.be/T4wt7vLrV3Y?si=_AasG6H-sPrLnH4E
>>547850423Was it your Fuji who won?
>>547850338>when the gambler gambles correctly but still loses
CYGENEROUS
>King had the Pump but exploded to outsideI'm never winning a CM with King.
The angst monster did it again
>>547850302> Game has been out for almost 6 months> Gets surprised at people with MLB SSRsLol
>>547848987Okay, https://files.catbox.moe/aec0yo.mp4>mfw Kingu's ult
My finals opponents kek
>>547849432>no. 1 fav
I knew I'd place 3rd but it still hurtsAt least I got to witness a based City enjoyer btfo the S Taiki
>>547850332At least you won!
>>547850529why is curren like this
another day, another run, another fucking wit spark will wit sparks ever be meta?
bread due to img limit>>547850619>>547850619>>547850619
>>547849432damn this urara would've won in my lobby, she was 0.2 faster than my ace
>>547850540>MLB Natie and Fine MotionOINK OINK OINK OINK
>lose by a nose because my vodka didn't trigger any skills (600 wit btw)Why do I even bother
First time I win with a non meta uma and it feels better than my other CM wins
>>547850529>monies
>>547849432>No 1. FavWhat the fuck were they feeding that Urara
>>547849432>taiki shitter jobs to ulalaKINO
>>547849432>no 1 fav>UraraHOLY FUARK I KNEEL
>>547849432Make this the OP for next thread
>>547850529>forgot to do a sprint career AGAINI'm just going to use carats to refresh so I don't forget in 6 hours
>>547850493vodka first, then his suzuka, then wedding air groove. fuji came fourth
Reminder only Taurus plat title matters. Anyone swapping to Virgo plat is a coping loser.
>>547850529>moniesWho cares?
>>547849432KINOmy hero
I lost last cup to a Summer Maruzensky that did not have a single skill besides gold recoveries and professor of curvature. She had no greens, no groundwork, and 100+ less stats in every stat than mine and the other guy's horses.This cup I lose to a fucking high roll whale Seiun Sky who got Twin Turbo's fucking gold skill (I tried over 20 times and failed to get one) and led the while race with her level 50 SSR card boosts, only to beat my Taiki Shuttle by a fucking head.I am sick of this fucking game. It takes up hours a day only to get shit on every single CM.
Both of my aces didnt proc any of their important skills and I finished 3rd for the first time ever. Guess I fucking kill myself
>>547850569Finals B right?
>>547850529Curren pleases old men for monies
>>547850440>pink teamsovl
>>547850896no
>>547849432Post the stats you dumb faggot
>>547850870Bros you told me fronts were dead though?
>>547840075what is thy will, Shiraoki-sama?
And so, 4 months later, Taiki redeemed herself for being the uma from start ticket exchange. She was benched for so long.
>>547851007No Suzuka in the lobby. If there was my Taiki Shuttle would have won by lengths. Of course, the game is rigged against me, so that would never happen.
>>547851007My pig Maru has a 50% win rate
>>547849567the matches are predetermined anon.
>>547850207I'm so fucking mad. This shit is inexcusable. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOSE THIS!? FUCK YOU CYGAMES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, FIX THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKERS WHY DO I RANDOMLY FUCKING LOSE THIS RACE WHEN I HAVE DOUBLE THE STATS OF MCFUCKINGBITCH.
>>547842196it's a kamen rider reference you pleb
>>547838421no, she's still alive
