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Teio!
>>547881416buhi buhi?
Thoughts on end Brian for next cm?
Build her
>marked
>>547881837proof of my innocence and destitutedness
>>547881428>buff her >give her new shit >she’s a secondary mascot to the series >meta redesigns always helps her >best uma doujin involves her When will the Suzuka glazing end?
>>547881862I will build her anus into a pocket pussy
>roll vampire rice>have no idea what to do with herSomeone post a good vamprice so I can steal it
Digitan LOVE
>>547881839would be fine yeah, even the cow gaslighter said it
>>547881889Damn, you did great. This is better than a lot of whaledeck aces
kek bourbon's casual attire looks like the jacket she stole from her trainer in the anime
>>547881428>Taking the Lead>Evolved Concentration>GroundworkHow is any front supposed to get the lead if she does this?
Start a family
Moomoo bwos our GOAT is streaming. Will he overtake Rednu and go five for five in the CM?
...
I accidentally went to the /umajp/ thread for like 3 hours and was wondering why it's so slow and everything was in japanese
>>547882128uma checks out
>>547882036ThanksI put 80% of my shit into that smaru. It's always missing something like mile S or a groundwork activator. She did well all until the end
>>547881889still cant comprehend anyone posting FR with win rates. I literally had 0 FRs win in all 81 matches
>>547882128Bro…
>>547882102he's gonna get cucked by Digitan>that's what happened to my danchou
>>547882128
cows > horses
I hope there are more jiggies in this thread...
>>547882207Turns out whatever you build yourself is probably what you're gonna see winning a lot
what a good day to be an umachad
>>547882108that's pretty cute and daring from her
>>547882128oguri would do this
The Derby is lame.
>>547882259Donkeys > Cows > Horses
You damn jiggers. Do your careers! Stop doing puzzles!
I generally hate these grifters but I'm happy this guy finally got his win.
someone make a jiggie
Are we getting an Arima CM after Libra?
How is the downhill and uphill situation for Libra?
>>547882108I would nakadashi straight into her hot pot if you know what I mean
>>547882382VF built that Fuji for him. He didn't think of what to do with that Fuji at all, the only thing he contributed with that is clicking.
>>547882382I can't feel happy for this guy because this Fuji ace was literally trained by another guy. It's cuckoldry of the highest order
>>547882382I don't know who that is, nor do I care, but I'm happy to see Fuji win.
>>547882007Digiwife
>>547882382buy an ad you disgusting indo turd
>>547882207strong fronts are basically just seiun and maruseiun can go without plancha and maru can use plancha to supplement her spurteveryone else loses either midrace or late raceBesides, if you're strong then your enemies won't win most of the time
>>547882128あなたは決して離れなかった
Dumb stupid boy. I don't look at you because you have nothing to look at. You have no tits, no ass, narrow hips and short legs!
How does one draw in team trails?
>>547882327QRD on the right?
>>547882436I want another medium CM. Long is too long and mile is too short
The event was pretty cute ngl. Happy halloween everyone
>>547882478What if VF loses his finals what happens then?
>>547882543Both of you job to an NPC uma
>>547882494I'm Japanese American NIGGER
>>547882478That wasn't the one the other dude trained, that was his own.
>>547882382>>547882476I saw VF coach him in buying the skills but are you saying when he 'trained offline' it was VF?
>>547882543there's a small group of npc jobbers in TTyou'd probably need to make class 1 tier umas for this though
>>547882476>>547882478All the info for his guides is from VF too... how hard does VF carry this grifters career
>>547882534love me teio's stupid expressions
>>547882578Good, his ego needs to be checked.>>547882606read >>547882476
>>547882467An long uphill starts right at the final leg with a downhill right about where most umas should be reaching top speedI think power might be crucial Or i guess was already crucial back in CM2..
>>5478825532500m is a glorified long track, anything less than 3000m is Medium in my eyes.
>>547882534She has a usable mouth at least
>>547882660Redu taught VF how to make content that trends so tit for tat
>>547882382>50% WR into shitter finals>1/6125Reminder that skill-based matchmaking is real.
post something cute
>>547882731>t. Vodka
>late start>brocked despite all my umas having over 900 wit>Taishin firstsometimes, it just happens
>>547882569
>>547882771
is there a jiggie
>>547882476No fucking way...
おやすみ
>>547882754So which anon here had the biggest group A batch?
>>547882754What the FUCK do the numbers MEAN. We went through five CMs with no definite answer?Higher is better? You get a higher number the better your winrate was? Was there matchmaking brackets this whole time? Whats going on??
>>547882771You first
>>547882673When you tell her enough for the day and she gives you that fluoride stare
What the fuck kind of stats does King Halo need to WIN her stupid races? Mine has A on EVERY DISTANCE, as much stamina and power as the strongest of the competition and 30% more speed, and SHE HASN'T WON ONE RACE SINCE DEBUT
>>547882858I don't think so.
grass wonder winning cm (trainer me)grass wonderher ass is a wonder!
>sloptubers hours
>>547882578VF's 90% WR finals are like the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe compared to all the 12k and sub-13k average finals.
>>547882813That's not cute it's evil.
>>547882534>no tits>no assFixable with repeated pregnancies
>>547882913>>547882754Did anyone here have a high winrate and also have both shitters in the finals?
>>547882754>>1/6125Does number mean the lower the better opponents in the bracket?
>>547882582>>547882656So I need to demote all the way down just for a voice line? Fuck.
I'd rather not
>jiggie hours>brown hours>people having fun with each other hours>slop hours>vcringe hours>attention whore hours>me hours
I think stam sparks + power cards is definitely the way to go.
>only have 3 carrot juice things leftummmmm bwos what now
>>547882550It's the other PvP event, it's based on team score, similar to Team Trials. You need 30000 points to get all the rewards, including the title https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/league-of-heroes
>>547883131from what I read it's like your wr into a score so it's more your placement then your rating not placement out of the number
>>547883154All me
>>547882913Nobody knows what they mean, but higher numbers consistently correlate with stronger winners and lobbies. It's most likely is determined by your winrate in the qualifying rounds.>>547883131Other way around. Higher denominator means a more competitive bracket.
>>547882754I had 90% winrate in Leo and it's the only cm finals I lost since taurus (i didn't know what i was doing) so this checks out
>>547883159Turn to the dark sideYou have carats don't you
>>547883154Let's make it Helios hoursWeee~i!
>3 tissue boxes in one dayI hope Cygames employees get raped.
>587k with 1 loss, a missed podium and no parfaitsurely my TT team is set for the rest of aoharu
>>547883012He tanked his winrate by running solo Seiun ace with debuffer Urara for the last 3 days
My Graded A Finalshttps://files.catbox.moe/h617c5.mp4
>>547883156if you have your own KSB, yeahif you don't it's likely you want to run 4 speed and 1 creek and be a slight powlet
>>547883261n-nyo... my christmas fatty and tama funds...
>>547883159The Team Trials thing? Why are you spamming them?
>>547883308this means he'll win btwhe threw them intentionally for a weaker finals lobby
I DEMAND RECOMPENSE CYGAMES
>SBMM gaslight is taking rootlol
>>547883308Does tanking do anything?
>>547883251Shouldn't the mid averages have the highest denominators and the shitters and super whales with 95% winrate have the lowest?
>>547883262now THIS I'd like to see!>>547883363aCute granny!
>>547883443closest I'm willing to believe to match making is an average team rating but I'm sure that's easily disproven
>>547883308Am I retarded or is his Seiun bad, she looks completely mid to me, like I'd write her off if she was in my Finals
I voted Uma Musume in all options available on Steam Awards (except once for Look Outside because it's also cool), here hoping there will be some FREEBIES if it wins some categories also the holiday memes continue
>>547883452No. Look at this. Most extreme example I've found.
>>547883573wtf
>>547883363the carrot juice that gives you enough for another career... i drank all of it....
>11 AM in Indonesia>"My youtube boyfriend won">"No he was coached so that was MY youtuber boyfriend's win"You are all so incredibly gay and I hope the Chinese shove all of you into a sweatshop
>>547883573WHAT THE HELL???
>>547883648For once, the Chinese bug man might be useful for something, something other than putting my electronics together.
>>547882382>Guy's final is opponents like this that wouldn't even be good in Team TrialsEveryone gets one, I guess lmao.
Did 20 rooms against other strong S ranked umas. Won 19/20. It's basically just get one of your umas procing nsm + any other shit early and the fucking thing flies to the moon. Good luck!
>>547883251I had a 78% winrate and this was my finals, anyone have a higher winrate with their group numbers?
>>547883568same can't wait for our 50k monies
>>547883308Watching sloptubers live is so cancer, tried the rednu guy before for his CM and now this Moo guy (who seems to be doing some technical reading? idk)After a moment, their voices just get filtered by my brain and I can't hear anything. Maybe it's the accent, but I can watch Japanese streams just fine... Maybe I'm just too old.I won't even try with this guy, from screenshots alone he seems to be too SEA which means he's annoying to even listen to.
>>547883624This should've been creek and tamamo
>>547883624Oh that's fair the carrot juice is Team Trials energy Toughness 30 is the Career energy
>>547883648Will the chinks save the /uma/ thread quality?
So uhhh, what do I do with this? Can I gift someone a copy or something?
>>547883670Kitahara Jones
>>547882398I don't know how you people keep on being this horny for jiggieshttps://jiggie.fun/s4I05ehttps://jiggie.fun/s4I05e
>>547883795I had a similar winrate but my finals were 1/8000
>>547883538
>>547883443It will take 1-2 CMs to dispel the theory. Settle in
>>547883871yes you cleat it and it will return into the gacha cycle to bless the next anon doing a roll
>>547883795I had 70% and around 11k so yeah it seems correlated
>>547883896>>547883795I had a 52% winrate and my finals were 1/9000
>>547883539You can swap in fresh horses for the final that've never raced before so that can't be it unless they're scanning all of your veterans too. Leo Finals releasing just after Aoharu proved this with S ranked aces in otherwise jobber rooms.>>547883795I'm 12700 and my WR is only 70% at best unless I miscounted all the different uma I raced. The relative strength of your opponents in the qualifiers is probably also a factor.
>>547883795I had 75-76% winrate and I was in a 9k lobby
>>547883914Helios is so cute.
>>547883251My screenshots tell me i had a "finish" in the 6300's in Gemini, 11800s in Cancer, 8300s in Leo, and 9300s in VirgoCancer was fucking fun for me but my winrate was mediocre until a late substitution with only 25 more races in Round 2. But those 25 races were very dominating yes. But overall across 80 races i dont think it was any worse than Leo and Virgo.And beyond that i think my winrate in Leo was much more solid in both rounds 1 and 2, whereas i ate so much shit in Virgo's round 2 that i was resigned to losing badly in the finalHowever, my team in Gemini was totally fucked up and threadbare with a toilet winrate so maybe there is a pattern....
>>547883670KITAHARA IS A GROOMER?HOW WILL OGURI REACT TO THIS?
Last 3 CMs I get to the A finals but come in 3rd
>>547883309>plancha into NSMDamn I guess witgod was right about Pasa. Sorry for the loss bro
>>547883567no matter how many people post fronts that won I don't get it. I destroyed decent fronts and didn't see a single one win. When i tested my own seiun/marus in practice matches repeatedly, they always got wrecked Some people just seem to have insane luck in matchmaking too..
CURREN CHADS WW@
so is it better to make parents in URA or Unity?
>>547883893Back when I played WoW in 2006 there was an add-on that let you play Poker in-game. It got so bad during our endgame raids we had to ban it from being played. People love being distracted
>>547883251I'm at 70%+ against S Taikis in the room
>>547884001Helio got the cutePalmer the Sex
>>547883773did those somehow get to A finals? wut?
F2P chads ate good this CM
>>547884075The double position skill meme actually works and is required
>>547883567>>547884075it has a 60% winrate with 3 days being solo ace for a reason
Does Goldship need pump iron if she already has a spurt?
>>547884248iron will always be needed for backliners
I'm sorry, danchou...
Didn't even try building a new team and still got an easy W thanks to Ogurin.
>>547884248No but you need nsm
Is there a penalty for not fufilling Fan Promise in Falcon career?
>>547884228why and howt. another witlet
>>547883896>>547883960>>547883995Did you run into a lot of S uma in your qualifying rounds?
>>547883871daily pull god...>Can I gift someone a copy or something?you hold onto it to ragebait poorfags after the kitasan banner
>>547884363
Why does having a lot of one stat give you more rank than less spread equally?1200 points is worth over 3800 points while 600 * 2 is only worth less than 2400 points
>>547884375You don't want to make her a liar do you Anon?
sex with CF
>>547883443I'll be taking the L next CM by going 6/80 or as close to it as possible.
>>547884394A ton of S and S+ during round 2, made it to A finals by a hair.
>>547884375you miss out on this
>>547884140URA for raw statsunity for more skills
>>547884445Points scale. More points are worth more points.
>late start>still wonkino
>>547884590Ok but why
>>547884075>>547884230This was the Maru I used for comparssion and she finished with a 26% winrate. My total win rate was 76%. The guy has a bunch of Golds though so I guess that's how he wins, he grinded for Fast Learner?
>>547884445Think of the letter rank as a rating multiplier>Why does having a lot of one stat give you more rank than less spread equally?Because the best at something are worth more than the jacks of all trades
Am I supposed to spend hint books on goldship? How the fuck are people buying 2 gold recoveries and still be able to win?
>getting a whiff of Daiwa's shampoo before the race starts
>>547884394Yeah, I always queued at reset
>>547884641Because It's harder to get to 1200 than it is to get to 600.
So what's the Rudolf build going to look like for Libra?
>>547884641usually the more you have in a point the weaker it becomes. This is true for every stat not wit, which is why high wit umas tend to get higher ratingsMakes sense, though. Wit is the only stat you can somewhat make a case for about how it doesn't have diminishing returns, because while the skill activation rate increase isn't linear, the reduction in skill whiff chance is
>>547884709>this advice works for everyone btwturn her into an end and get spurt
>>547884394I beat the shit out of 3 S+ piggies in my rounds
>>547884524
>>547884394Ran into an SS and an S+ in Round 1. I have S umas so I didn't care about my opponents having S horses. I don't think I saw a lot of them do, maybe they were in 10% of my matches.
>>547883309>>547884068>No stopping me late in the stretchmeh>No stopping me right at the foot of the uphillfuckthere was just no wayrip
>>547884682did LE POTENTIAL win
>>547884774>Wit is the only stat you can somewhat make a case for about how it doesn't have diminishing returnsIt literally has diminishing returns.
>>547884116Anyway, Karen chan is my only Uma with Head On and Mile S. I didn't know that make SO MUCH difference compared to my overall rating S Taiki and almost S Kingu.
>>547883795I had an average 60% total winrate and this was my finals
>>547883308>whale>gaslights other people >intentionally throwing for more chances of winning>as a whaleI wouldn't even consider it winning if I win doing this
>>547884598Fronts being dead has to be the biggest gaslight this CM
>>547884871all stats have diminishing returns hence why you sometimes see 1000 speed umas beating 1200 distance S umas
>>547884871600 wit has double the chance of whiffing a skill as 1200 wit300 wit has double the chance of whiffing as skill as 600 witin that way, it is "linear scaling". And I did say you can make a case for it, not that it's good lmao
>>547884598Uokka..
What makes Uma Stan so good?
>>547884659He probably does optional races for skill points. Also gold Taking the Lead guarantees you the front against just early lead. He made another one before finals that had 2000 skill points
>>547884850Came in third, 1/2 behind Vodka and Taiki. Granted I had the strongest uma in the lobby, but not by much, we were all around 13.2k I believe
>>547882707Wait... does go-home specialist invalid this time?
>>547884962it's true next cm though, unfortunately
>>547884781Do End Closers just have better skills or what?
>>547885142It's another gaslight. Anyone who used it here shows how lame it was
>>547884990>Attributing that to the max speed of an uma when it could've been anything else such as skill activation mid/late race or being blocked
>>547883308>>547884937Is this what's actually going on here?He like Bill Belichick or something
>>547882754Not sure what the numbers means but this was mine. I was constantly winning during Round 1 but Round 2 is where I had time winning and only got 3/5 twice. Barely made it in group A, and my team isn't a jobber.
>>547884554>>547884693>>547884792>>547884841>>547884915Interesting. I'd love to go through every single one of your opponents and their winrates but there's probably at least some chance involved here.
>>547883351you spend 10 carats for a run, and usually get the 10 back during said run
>>547885169fronts have an even bigger advantage in medium and long, unlike miles and sprint btw
>>547885142Nothing. It triggers immediately out of the gate in my testing and just shoots your Golshi forward before pace keep kicks in and she falls back again.
>>547885180end closer has the most number of potential NSM targets, also you can get lucky with straightaway spurt. if we follow the same trend as KR we're probably going to have mostly end closers vs promoted lates. no idea if paces are good enough with head-on, no idea if anyone will build fronts who can also survive spot struggle.
>>547885296I want to make love to this boy (girl)
Did you win with a pre-balance or post-balance uma?
>>547885180yes, spurt is the only accel that has perfect activation in the next cmeverything else sucks
>>547885169uhhh VF is dominating his tryhard lobbies...
>>547884553only way to solve this mystery once and for all
>>547885482>tryhard>A+ umaslole
>>547885361advantage means nothing if you don't have good accels, and being rougher in stam tooit's almost as if we saw something like this with bignigs>>547885482it's just seiun since she has good accel. Other umas can't even get a good 2nd one
>>547885482Now let's see VF's CM5 result
I tried giving Digitan a win but Vodka stole it from her best version twice, and Grass once...also how many Iron pumps can you chain? is it possible for all of them to do it? i manage to have two of the late surgers firing them off in more than one race
so is skill-based matchmaking a gaslight?are we all going 6/80 next cm?
>>547885648my wife's girlfriend is hot
>>547885157There's another downhill early for go-home specialistNot so early that it overflows HP thoughHowever i wonder what happens if swinging maestro fires there at the same time...
>>547885648
>>547885648shibasaki trainer...
>>547885648so peak the advertisers allow it
>>547885669If you have umas lined up 4th, 5th, 6th it's feasible for the 6th uma to pump iron and cause a chain reaction for all three. That's assuming the corner during the acceleration phase is long enough.
>>547885648I don't understand how women have a deep wound where their penis is supposed to be
is this good enough for Libra?
>>547884192They did, yeah, after he had an embarrassing day 1 round 2 not even qualifying for A finals, and "surprisingly" didn't stream day 2 round 2 where he got a better Fuji and went 3-2 three times. I think like some other people said, winrate really affected who he got in the end.
I just started playing last week and see there are two uma threads so I was reading both but do both threads really have beef with each other? >>547863972
>>547885142>>547885196So UmaStan is NOT needed??
>>547886020>uncapped speed>no uma stanbricked
>>547886020show deck so i can see what skills you didnt take
>>547886075it's basically just a decent velocity skill. Kinda like groundwork or THH to push yourself up high in position
10 FUCKING RUNS SINCE YESTERDAY AND STILL NO LONG S. 15* LONG DOUBLE CIRCLE PARENTS BTW. Also is the server shitting itself again? Every fucking action displays connecting. Fucking fix your shitty game cyshit.
>>547886053yes we hate JP here
>>547886075it's alright but professor of curvature, tail held high are much more consistent
Ok I lost what do I do now
>>547885648yeah, I think I'm rolling
>>547886075It's just a slipstream/playtime's over
>>547886020>>547886086Doesn't Golshi have an in-built uma stan?
>>547886020It's fineSpurt, 2 golds, enough stamina, Long S, NSM, not a witlet, pump is a bonus
>>547881862into my onahole
>>547886115
>>54788379583.75% and 13kgot curious and looked at my past records since I had them as well, don't seem all that correlated though
>>547886179what the fuck
>>547886278>doesn't hit power or wit thresholdlol out loud
how come you can't save CM final race, of all races this should be the one you most want to save
>>547886075It's good because it procs early so it lets you move up and get in a good position. It's like Groundwork for Ends except you don't need to get 3 greens for it to work. It is arguably more important than spurt.
>>547882108>food analogy
Gentildonna passed away, RIPhttps://www.sundaytc.co.jp/information/new/top#new5528
https://www.sundaytc.co.jp/information/new/topGentildonna died on November 25, 2025 at the age of 16
>>547886325you aren't going to hit 600 wit unless you're a whale
Donna is gone irl
>>547883308>>547884937I've raced with him in a public lobby yesterday while I was testing my Libra aces and got mogged hard by his Seiun. I thought he was 90%WR f2p?
>>547886415>>547886426damn, I will jerk off to her as tribute 16 is a hot age to die
>>547886426may her milkshake bring all the umas to heaven's yard
>>547885142it's good for endclosers in this CM because they will be near the late surger wall, allowing endclosers to combo speed skills with slipstream and It's On. By the time positioning keeping ends, endcloser would have passed through like 2-3 late surgers alreadyit's a good skill to chain and avoid the pace down mode if you have more speed skill to trigger, not a race winning skill on its own
>>547886415alt now cyge
>>547886415>>547886426what the fuck
>>547886415>>547886426What the fuck… rest in peace. That’s so sudden though damn…
>ctrl+f guts>zero resultsGUTS.
>>547886503Did you ss seuin's skills? I want to go 3 fronts next cm
>>547886415>>547886426>died at 16damn
>>547886285It seems like anything above 70% WR is at least out of 8000-9000 from what I'm seeing. Anything beyond that might not be relevant if it considers WR in ranged chunks
>>547886415>>547886426>died at only 16>same day she won the japan cup
>>547886415>>547886426NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S TOO YOUNG
>>547886592this looks fine actually. Guts increases early race accel so you don't even need groundwork especially since you have concentration
>>547886179is this an ai genned uma greentext?
>>547886592kinovlbut libra is over bro
>>547886415>>547886426the fuck?she wasn't even on the listDoto was on the list
>>547886415>>547886426Didn't expected to hear bad things so shortly before going to bed. Welp
>>547886415>>547886426STOP DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. We've lost too many this year.
>>547886702you mean virgolibra is just starting
>>547886670sparks have groundwork just no luck
>>547886415>>547886426What the fuck. My oshi
>died right before she could become a hagI'll drink to your life, Gentil
>>547886415>>547886426It keeps happening...
>>547886503this is you? >>547885482?He stopped being F2P 2 CMs ago and just oshis Seiun in global
>>547886415>>547886426NYOOOOO
>>547886932You have got to stop posting here bro
>launch global in 2025>
>>547886415>>547886426how did she dieded
monthly horse death continues
how much stam/recovery for runaway on sprint?
Sunday Silence horses do die early, late teens and early twenties
>>547886415>>547886426I WILL WAIT FOR YOU IN GLOBAL AND PULL FOR YOU FOR SURE GENTILDONNAI WILL NOT FORGET YOU
>>547886727>ListAnon, there are hors much younger than her dying outside the turf. When it's their turn, they'll cross the finish line
>>547885482>>547886503what is the rest of his comp? is he running double front?
>>547887032Cyjews will have to eos global soon if they want to license more horses.
>>547887013They actually retired her early as a broodmare. She might’ve already been sickly/frail so that could have been the reason
>>547886415>>547886426what
>>547887032>Grass in August>Ulala in September>Now DonnaWe were clear for October!
>>547887131>Late teens to early twenties>Golshi being sixteenOh no no no no
>>547886415>>547886426This is the second triple tiara mare to pass away just this year. The first one was Liberty Island (rest in peace, ojou…)
>>547886415She's only 16 what the fuck. Her dad (Deep Impact) also died pretty young at 17.
>>547886415>>547886426Nyo...
>>547885169Yeah it's looking grim, I'm gonna try the rabbit strat with NSM this time around since the late race begins on a straight
>>547887150This is her only banner too. No support cards or alts. She's unticketable too.
>>547887297we have 2 deaths this month so it's still on schedule
>>547887349>Liberty Islanddisgusting what happened to her. Can't believe there wasn't any investigation into sunday racing
>>547886632>>547886932>>547887161Solo ace
>>547887482much like with Bob Baffert in the US, the Yoshidas are basically racing royalty at this point
>>547887532>brought his stink naturekek
>>547886415>>547886426She was so young
Shout out to girls with big boobs, ong fr fr.
>515k>522k>???I'm guessing we'll hit 530k this week
>>547887482What was there to investigate? She got over raced which is unfortunately extremely common in this industry. Everyone knows anyway and you can’t touch the Yoshidas to begin with
anyone run parents in unity?do you take middle race every time? I guess it doesn't matter because it doesn't actually give you any spark aside from the team name stuff
>>547887482Why investigate? Keiba is animal abuse in the first place so why pretend to care about sashimi
>>547882915>>547883227Smart Falco bukkake
>>547887532Oonige Suzuka enabling pure heart on Seiun is pretty clever, wish I had a Suzuka.
>>547883795Double-checked mine on phone, 59% winrate and getting 1st put me at 1/8,067.
>>547887598What is happening here?
Will my fatty ever be meta or are we doomed to be second rate?That being said, Head-On and Straightdescent seems to make Pace Chasing viable for this upcoming CMIs Plancha a good inherit?
Holy shit Spe's career is so miserable. Why can't she do anything right
>>547887405>>547887923
Naruto Brian died at 9Triple Crown winner that everyone had a vested interest in keeping alive so they could drain his balls dryat least Gentildonna didn't go out like Liberty Island
>>547886415>>547886426Rest in peace, Donna. Gone way too soon…
>>547887962She was a solid pick in CM2 and I intend to have her on the bench for CM6. If I can't hit a good healer grass or if I think a pace chaser would be good I'll put her in
>>547888031he died because of his absolutely shitty trainer
>>547886415>>547886426Vax status?
>>5478875324 white recoveries is enough? so I don't have to take suboptimal cards just to get 2 golds?
Please Doto, PLEASE live longer and stay healthy. I was so happy today with my win but the news about Gentil completely crushed me.I didn't know I would be this affected from a horse passing away...
>>547887962straight descent is not, but highlander is good for pace. dont bother inherit anything but angling and scheming, you can fight for the first place as pace. recovery tax and no stopping me would put you into very few SP left to spend on
>>547886415>>547886426What the fuck
>>547883795saw someone with 1/3300 (graded A) in an old CMthey claimed to have a 41% winrate
>>547888145that was a slick move
>>547886415>>547886426I have been saving all my semen for Tachyon, but I guess I can do her a parting tribute
>>547887405>>547887923Someone should check on this artist...
>>547888145>If you're blocked you're blo-
>>547888145hey, you can't just repost my JP posts like this!
>>547888145>No Stopping Me!
>>547886415>>547886426Rip
>>547888139His stamina and guts total to 1590, looks like you can't be a gutslet if you wanna skimp on some recovery skills
>>547888145Flying
>>547888139a gold recovery is 5.5%a white recovery is 1.5%inherited recovery unique is 3.5%just remember that more skills = higher chance you don't hit them all, so plan accordinglyits more consistent to get 2 golds though
>>547888415It is a really good post! And we gotta celebrate our best gorilla, now in the sky.
>>547888415>sporting event where multiple cameras are focused on your 100% of the time>still do stupid shit like this thinking you won't be caughtAre jockey's retarded?
>>547888139his high wit compensates for that
>tell my girlfriend not to pull on the halloween banner because the Kitasan banner is coming up>"umm what if I do ONE tenpull">picrelout fucking skilled i guess
>>547888415Reminder he wasn't punished for this because he's French.
>>547888665>girlfriendYou don't need to lie about that anon
Status checkhttps://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8
>>547888145I like Gentildonna but how is that not an illegal move. That horse got cut off so hard that it needed to veer right to not collide
>>547888415>still allowed to ride in that year's l'Arc after this attempted murder
>>547888773There aren't 49 whole plat winners in here..
>>547888284Sirius Sex
>>547888612I WILL MAKE VERXINA WINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547888793Didn't you watch Cinderella Gray bwo? Foreign umas don't care about some collision
>>547888793It wasn't THAT close of a call and if I had to guess the Saudis take that stuff less seriously.
This wouldn't have happened if you lost this CM
>>547886415>>547886426>doing my dailies>see thiswelp fuck, may whenever she goes is full of joy
Once again I want to extend my thanks to Oguri Cap (as in peak) for securing my CM win.
>>547881750>Log in>Wins the Virgo Cup with DigitanNAISU!
>>547888415>>547888612life must've sucked for win variation and verxinaimagine just constantly getting mogged by orfevre and gentildonna every raceevery race you see the same fuckass horse pass you, always out of reach
>>547889003hell yeah
>>547886415>>547886426Global's fault
>>547888929You have fun with that now
>>547889045Such is the reality of one sided rivalries unfortunately
>>547888612I mean, fair... but still!
didnt even proc pump iron nor redshift, lol. just mid skill spam and encroaching shadow
>>547888882The results seem to be consistent with CM4's.
>>547888726But he was punished.He was punished the same way Hassan is banned by from streaming on his days off.
>decide to do a parent run to check if my luck got reset>wit 1yeah nahi'll keep relying on borrows for my aces...
>>547889045the same case with Sham and SecritariatImagine always finish second to that fucker and when you died they found out you have the 2nd biggest heart in racing horse history. Who the biggest? Fucking Secritariat
>>547888773>sixty whole plat and countingcrazy huh
>>547888031Triple Crown line went extinct very quickly. So is Triple Tiara (three gone now)
>Gentildonna passes>Verxina still livesGoddamn. Even in the race of life, Gentildonna crosses the finish line first. Rest in power, my fair lady.
>>547888882/uma/ is good at the game. /uma/ is good at gaslight. /uma/ is also good at seeing through the gaslight, which is why /uma/ is good at the game
Why is Global killing off all the horses
>>547888773>>547889335>>547889475Quit lyinhalf the damn thread aint plat winners from cm to cm
>>547889335>most people won/vg/ is still pretty hardcore and autistic in my experience from other generals over the years
>>547889384i've gotten 1 wit in 4 times in the past 6 runs... something is broken for sure
>>547889569
>>547889569>/uma/ is good at the gameGood at swiping, right?
>>547889510almond eye next
>>547889518Same thing with Doto and Opera O... Orfevre bros?
kek, I knew something was off when my horses' positions weren't in the usual spotsI guess I've played too much or the race results are actually predictable even in early race?
>>547889691Not a Triple Tiara
>>547889594shitters are probably too scared to vote or they're too casual to be active in the thread like people who wins
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY QUEEN
>>547889719
>>547889682Good at reading, more like4chan threads in games with complex mechanics usually have a lot of good players and Finns
>>547889813i won and voted that i lost smugoguri.jpg
>hot springs ticket after second ever Brian runO SHIT>after picking hard modeO FUCK
f2p bros are there any hope of us next cm... I my creek, rice, riko AND ksb are all lb1...
>supposed to be super strong>dead at 16Uh, gentilkeks, your response?
>>547889913Hope you don't get filtered by tenno spring bro
>>547889801??
>>547881750>leotard with pantsnice
This went better than expected. Shame about no long S. Could have more power if I chose the bubbles carefully. Close to S rank aaaaaa
>we are saved! no death in 11/11/25>25/11/25 strikes
>>547889869>with complex mechanicsDescribe those "complex mechanics", please... kek.
so are we making tributes to donna now
>>547889987The candle which burns twice as bright burns half as long.
what is the point of dying horses when we dont even get 1500 carats?
>>547888284she's doing this so you can feel her tits
>>547889987She refused to keep getting weaker and peaced out. Enjoy your wrinkles ladies!
How long away until Gentildonna in global?
>>547888526>inherited recovery unique is 3.5%sometimes
>too busy fucking her fans to give you the remaining conversationshmmm... what is the line again, Falco?
>>547889773oh, and they didn't activate half their skills unlike round 1 and 2I wonder what happened during the finals
>>547890087That would go over character limit, BAKA>do it under character limit!!Can't, do you know what complex means??
>>5478901542.5 years maybe
>>547890154>>547887468
>>547889987>t.Kekxina
>>547888773Wait... Panko like bread crumbs?
in other news, despite several requests, the three goddesses refuse to take Mejiro Dober
>>547890209you rolled the slot machine badly
>>547888773Anyone complaning about this poll needs to read up on selection bias
>>547890198Curren Chan is a WHORE.
>>547890198Nice try Villain Shower, but you won't succeed with your falseflag divide and conquer tactics this time
>>547888665Is she going to dress up as rice or creek?
>>547890198>He didn't unlock the Curren umafans voucher
>>547890339well, they said luck is a skill, so it's a skill issue on my part
Is there any possibility of non-JP horses ever getting in? Eventually all the JPs and be in and/or dead.
Are you able to discount the legacy uniques with the inspire events or is it only at the start based on their stars?
>>547889813polls should go up a week after CM to see who is online 'normally' instead of online after riding the high of winning
I'm afraid to use my voucher and get a Hayahide dupe
>>547889945No.. we cannot compete with the whales and their capped speed/stam/power and 400 witWe will hibernate until the next Mile CM or the first sprint CM, then we will tear up the turf again
>>547890476I lost my CM and I didn't bother voting. Why would I, the first thing you do after a loss is move on.
so donna only had 10 years of broodmaring, retired from that too this year then went to the great horse in the skywas she even visitable at northern farm during that time?
>>547881973be that chad that runs 0 recoveries and only use her unique
Anyone has King Halo dancing during Digitan's dance practice event?
Nothing like having a really good run only to lose the final Unity cup even with all double circles.
>>547890461we are still making future content right now you know
>>547890537>be f2p>100% mile WRI'm nyonticing
>>547889913based brian chad
>>547890461Uma will win mobile game of the year and we will get licenses to American horses thanks to Uma Musume's newly found global presence and Forever Young turning heads in America
>>547890516That threat will never go awayI used my voucher to MLB creek, just to get a creek dupe from a single pull next day
If I only qualify 1 ticket per round to get to A finals to intentionally tank my winrate to the shitter, does that still count as winning CM? I'm saying this because I had like an 85% winrate this time and got matched with other S ranks in my finals,and sadly didn't get my platinum this time around
For reference, this was the poll for CM4. Not that it means anything but here it is.
>>547890198apparently she talks with Sweep and Machan (and Mayano)but Sweep/Machan are not a lobby roamer yet so it will never trigger
>>547890639uma will become a global powerhouse of a franchise.... Cygames will finally go mainstream...
>>547889913...I must confess... I still haven't beaten Brian's hard route. When I'm doing well I just stick to the easy option because I don't want to waste all the potential...
Thanks to the bros that gave me advice.I was able to win B finals.
>>547890639We'll get Secretariat before Deep Impact
>>547889913There's an easy mode? I thought you were supposed to place first in Tenno Sho spring no matter what
>>547890516Don't worry you wont get a Biwa on your voucher. But you'll get multiple Hayahides on the Xmas banner.
>>547890651If you won your finals then you won CMIf you lost your finals then you lost CMSimple as that
>>547890720Groovy.
>>547890720did Vodka and Daiwa placed next to each other? imagine the frustrated sex after also congrats, I didn't see many Air Grooves this CM and the ones I did did not win
>>547890209My shitter ass also lost like this, IN GRADED B. Same problem too, they didn't activate their skills. Why does this even happen? everyone was popping skills but my umas are doing fuckall
>>547890590Outside of especially exemplary horses I think it will take a while for current horses to develop the mystique older umas have.
ok this run can still be saved if I get three or four quad speed trainings in the last 4 months
>>547890651>still doing mental gymnastics and attempting to game the system>instead of just believeingthis is why I won and you lost
>>547890651do you have stats and skills of the umas you were up against?
>>547886426>Liberty Island, Aoraki, Haru Urara, Grass Wonder, GentildonnaNot sure I'm cut out for this sport lads.
>>547890821fuckyoukitaru
>>547890891I always think the same thing. It never works...
>>547890651HOLY SHIT A WIN IS A WIN IT DOESN'T MATTER HOWYOU WIN BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY AS A F2PRELY ON VODKA IF YOU MUSTGIVE SWIPPERS AND OINKERS HELLPRIDE WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
I won (the jackpot)
>>547890752If Secretariat's unique skill is anything other than "win now" it wouldn't be right.
I've run a few rooms now and I have no idea how to make a consistent Golshi. In one race I got destroyed by one with 1090 speed and A long
>>547890656im just gonna come out and say itany of you look in your /vg/ clubs, do you see over half the damn roster sporting plat titles? even past ones?
>>547890857you simply pray
>>547890461As an NPC? Maybe, if the story demands it.As a playable character? Most likely not because Uma is not FGO/AL with horses.
we're never getting foreign horses that didn't race in japan
>>547890857No matter how many people say Late Surgers are less random now, there's still a layer of gambling on whether they activate their skills at the right time (or at all)That's why Mile CMs are such a coinflip. You can be someone with 30 wins, get into your finals, and lose because someone procced all of their skills.
>>547890794Choosing to attend that conference ups the stats of all her rivals in the senior year races, it's harder because the other racers are harder not the placing requirements. They're not quite to the level Cocon and Glasse get in the URA finale but they're way better than most senior year racers, lots of Bs.
>>547890651VF is doing just that this CM lmao>>547890896there's literally no explanation other than sbmm. how else do you explain whales and e-celebs losing every CM when their umas are objectively better than 99% of the players they'd potentially "randomly" match against?
Urara and Grass were old and it was a matter of time, this one is bullshit. I hope they tell us what the hell happened with her.
>>547890590>Masba>NordCOME ON DURACHADS, BEAT KITAKEK AND THE EUNUCH INVADER
>>547891007steamed milk...
surely ooniges get better in the future for this to live in longs more consistently
>>547891139Too much breeding probably
>>547890590Tastiera... Come on... Shed the curse of the reaper....
>>547891167steamed milk? in this onsen? at this time of year? in this part of the website!?
>lose unity cup r2>manhattan only hits orange in late classic>ten 30 energy rests and zero 70 energy rests>no summer rainbows>lose the final secret event race by a nose with a statline of 900/800/800>lose unity finals
>global release>massive uma deathsI'm noticing
>>547891049I have 2 plat titles but I run claw connoisseur because it's just betterthese days no one even raw recreations anymore so it's gone forever
>>547891024It's purely NSM RNG
https://youtu.be/zVJ5ak_0iyU?t=225Damn, can I have this fucker commentate my runs instead?
>>547891139She retired as a broodmare pretty early and the reason she was such a monster was because she had a larger than normal heart. Secretariat also had a large heart and died at 19 which is still also young. Might’ve had some health complications due to that
>>547891049I only use my special week banner even though I have 2 plat titles
>>547890993only oinkers face oinkers in finals, prove me wrong
>>547891240They achieved their greatest goal and felt that they could finally let go. They died fulfilled.
>>547889801aniki...
>>547891236may I see it?
>>547891049Clover had like 10 platinum playersand we were just an A clubyes, I'm thinking of Cloverdacchi again
>>547889813or you lost and aren't even here. I wouldn't be if i did. Same reason i avoid sports sites when my teams lose
What was Gentil's cause of death? I'm seeing some "news" that it was from an injury after kicking a wall
>>547891240A few notable horse deaths per year doesn't seem too crazy with how many there are from different generations and given their lifespan, but I'm a global newfag so I don't know whether this year is out of the norm or not.
>>547891240the chinese secret agents got the siginal to assassinate Japan's horses
>>547891167>milk
>>547891282The eleven's commentary just hits differently
>>547891394No news about the cause of death yet
Is this bad? Got max hints so I was debating it
>>547891049just use what sounds cool
So in addition to that mysterious denominator that people have been talking about, what does this list mean? (You view it by clicking on the i next to your result in the screen where you can re watch the race).2 and 3 were the people I beat in A finals. Is everyone else just someone that I beat in the preliminaries or they just randos that lost A finals?
>>547891394We don’t know. There’s no official source on it yet
>have picked the top option for riko like 8 times now and haven't failed yetWhat the heck is the fail rate on this supposed to be
>>547890794top option is cracked mac. Its almost impossible to beat her w/o a gold recov bought
>>547891345hmmmmmmmmmm nyo.
>>547891449If you're tapped out on energy you've already lost so it is real bad.
>>547891469Number of uma you have beaten
>>547891449it could save you in the last spurt but it's pretty situational, also what anon says >>547891572if you don't have anything left to buy go ahead
She didn't die, just decided to stop living out of pure will. Gold Ship still trains to do that one day
>>547891449late-race recovery only serves and a counter measure against late-race debuff
>start senior with 700speed>4speed cards>end game with 900speed S longim crying
how cope is it to hope your horse full spurts against stam edgers and win in the next cm despite having worse speed stats
>>547891449It doesnt do literally nothing like before the update on the 11th, but its still pretty bad.It makes it so that if you do gas out, you wont gas out quite as hard. But your goal should be to not gas out in the first place.
>>547891449Don't listen to the other two. It's good if you need a recovery and didn't get 2 goldsExtra tank is 30% stam and lower and you'll always reach that currently in long races+ your uma does recalculate their speed based on remaining stam now on their last spurt
>>547891469I have some Virgo Plats in there despite losing mine funnily enough
>>547891691it's not about speed or stam. there are 2 big fat uphills that will separate the pack based on those with 1000 power and those who don't.
>>547891493maybe its one of those "agemasen" triggers that hints toward stamina but its still rng overall since that looks like youre in junior year
>>547891193what parents or cards are you using?
>>547891139teio isn't yandere
>>547891371I've been avoiding sports sites because my team keeps draw-ing their home games... I'm tired... I don't want to be relegated...
>>547891663>4 speed cardsanon you needed to press speed like 3 times to go from 700 to 900 with 4 speed cards...
>>547887598Me after Daiwa won Virgo Cup for the team
>>547891796Prove it
I'll post this to lighten the mood
>>547891049I use Team Player, Star Slayer over my platinum title because it's 10x cooler than clinging on to past glory
>>547891823Read between the lines man he is saying he got unlucky
>>547891449If you don't have the gold it's mid like with all silversIt activates at 30% left so it can save you from dying, and it's heavily discounted so even if it does nothing then at least you had it as insurance
>>547891780every stat is needed and I'm tired of it>cap speed or die>get 1000+1/2 or die>get 1000 power or die>get 600 wits too
If I lost, I wouldn't be here for the poll or the next few days to avoid getting tilted
>>547891917but Urara is dead too
>>547891917cute, thanks
>>547891598I somehow doubt I beat exactly 99 uma.
I'll post this to lighten the load
>>547891917>now remember that she's goneThanks.
>>547890651The S rank guy I ran into for my finals got bottom ranks
What if Goldship is next
>>547892043not my maya
>>54789179117* stamina 10* groundwork 10* long minus falco with a dead medium pinkyou will inevitably get shafted anyway by speed not showing up post senior year summer
>>547891980How about this, then
>>547891469>1/14340what was you're winrate?
>>547891971you probably don't want to hear this but you also need 500 guts even if you meet the stam requirement due to how long the last spurt phase is
>>547892118Gentil had huge udders too.....
>Try to make a sprint rice>500 stamina isn't enough for 3200mohhh my 60 TP
I... won?
>>547892086don't even jape, lad
>>547892118how can Vodka even dream to compete?
>>547891746Yeah many people in there have changed to Virgo plat when you click on their name.
>>547892086Golshi is immortal and will probably outlive half the anons in the thread given that a bunch of us are 35+.
>>547892212retard
>>547891432last June i could never have conceived of not only being impressed by a horse race but also repeatedly viewing the same horse race because of how hype it is
I will slay Gold Ship and avenge all those gamblers
I will never go to the movies with a girlwhat is the fucking point
>>547892118Is this real?
>>547892376I mean, you might at some point, the real issue being that there is no good movies anymore.
>>547892235By winning Horse of the Year twice in a row
>>547892376why would you want to be with a real woman anyway? just wait for better VR and get your AI waifu
>>547892376If you're an awkward motherfucker, you're just gonna make it an awkward experience for the both of you.
can I win libra with B aptitude
>>547892409uhhhh chainsawman
>>547892376movie dates are just an excuse to make out in public
Is the finale match actually random or they just ranking based on all finalist stats?
>>547892454but how can you be horse of the year twice in just one year?
>>547892515yeah in B finals
>>547892515nyo
>>547892524Sorry I don't care for children movies.
>>547890846>did Vodka and Daiwa placed next to each other?Close>>547890846>I didn't see many Air Grooves this CM andShe was actually my very last choice for the cm and I built her in one run, I really wasn't expecting her to carry me through the cup but she was the star of my team, was happy she was even able to beat S rank Oguri and Taikis. Round 2 fucked me with too many 2/5 runs.
>>547892218Nice tomboy donkey sex
>>547892515With a few changes you'd do real well in Capricorn
>>547886415>>547886426damncouldn't even meet her in global first...
>>547892376You can afford to hire an escort once.
>>547892532A little bit of both if you're talking about qualifier performance (WR), like everything else in this game
Why is Ryan's shit so fucked up?>Ugly>irrelevant>le strong gimmick stolen by Gentildonna>irl horse had big expectations just to be surpassed by Palmer, a horse nobody cared about>A FUCKING DONKEY
>Whales here think they're good at the game because they pressed the rainbow MLB meta cards during training
I can taste the cafe
>>547886415>>547886426>A horse keeps dying every month ever since Global started
>>547892846If Ryan had a different hairstyle or longer hair she'd be a lot hotter to me. A shame since her body is perfect and her racing outfit is SEX
>>547892737>it's an abstract kind of hell, Dia-chan
>>547890537there is 1 (one) chance of winning as f2p against whales next CMthat is to gamble with 2 recovery skills on 3 end closers even if you cant get 1100 stam
>>547891971That's why long CMs are death
>>547886426>>547886415F
>>547892915>The blood of the horses are needed to keep the global servers running
When will Durandal come to global?
>>547893112This is a violation of human rights though
>>547893137You don’t need 2 golds if you can hit 1100 Stam
>>547893356>human rights>at Tracen
>>547893356You don't read the contract, huh
>>547893137You dont need 1.1k and two golds as an end. That sounds like pace or front stam needs
>>547893112AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
>>547893112>epsatono>human rightsi bet you also think you can escape the epsatono island
I've come to absolutely fucking despise how champions meet finals are formatted. Just the rng of one race matters, forget about the huge winrate you had leading up to it. Late started? Skills refused to proc? Someone with a trash skills glue uma inexplicably beat you? Too bad faggot, no retry. Lose 1000 carats in prizes. Get to grinding turf S distance S perfect skill umas for the next 2 weeks only to get raped by rng in finals again.It's beyond me why finals aren't something like 5 races against the people you got matched with
>>547893405>>547893507most people can hit 1100 stam, but what will make you lose is lacking power to deal with the giant uphill. f2p deck can reach like 700-800 power on average. if you slot in power cards, you get alot more power in exchange for having 900-1000 stamina only, which needs 2 gold recovery to activatea worthy gamble i think
>>54789213674.2%F2P with 1LB Kitasan BTW.
>>547893356>human rightsit's only by the grace of the umas that your not reduced to a sex toy every day
CAN UNDER THE WEATHER FUCK OFF?IT'S 2%, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL ME EVERY TIME THERE'S A FAT TRAINING? DESPITE DOUBLE AFFINITY AND 11 LONG STARS I ONLY GET LONG S ONCE EVERY 10 RUNS AND YOU FUCK ME OVER NOT ONCE BUT TWICE IN THIS RUN???
I've only gotten a single plat, and that was GeminiEverything has been gold, except the last two CMs which have been bronze
>>547893112>"Today is my Birthday!"What a coincidence!
>My favorite Uma?Alive and winning CM >Your favorite Uma Dead lol
>>547886415>>547886426https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1993554717390323985
>>547893627>reduced to a sex toy every day>reduced to a sex toy every day>reduced to a sex toy every day
>>547893590>pretending like all that RNG matters when the last 8 hours was spent matching you against whales who recently spent the most so they can continue lining Cygames' pocket
>>547893590Because if you don't have a way for lesser players to win they get bored and drop off, relegating your game to an unpopular cult classic instead of a mainstream gigahit. Same reason group stages have random moods.
>>547892873she's so cute god....
>>547893106
>>547893614900 stam and 2 golds sounds more reasonable, but I still think 1.5 gold and 1000 stam is enough for lates and even more for lates
>>547893828I wanna hug both of them...
wtf I just saw the news...this is so fucked up bwos...
>>547893106I thought this was the director
>>547893807yeah, but Awful is only 4% stat decrease? should be bigger
Oh nyo, "WINnin' 5" is growing on me.
>>547891971you absolutely don't need 600 wit, don't know who told you that. not even the most whale deck known to man can get 1100+ in spd, sta, and pwr while also reaching 600 wit. you're more than fine with 400
fuck oguri cap
>>547893683
>>547893895would be cool if there was a skill/uma that worked better with awful mood
So what is the next gaslight? Front runners are not viable for Libra?
I’m going to share something I’ve observed from libra rooms. Gold Ship is actually not that good. Why?She can’t reliably proc no stopping me because anchors makes her go on the outside and thus never get blocked
>>547886415>>547886426>cause not disclosedKnowing how ferocious Gentildonna is irl, it probably caused by some dumb shit like Vodka's death. Maybe she ate cement or something.
>>547893990That umamusume is a good game
>>547893683I'm getting plat but I'm sure I'm doing worse than most of anons in here. I only know how to hit the stats while borrowing MLB Kitasan and getting the good skills after testing on scrims
>>547893895Awful vs Great is an insane disparity.
https://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-charactersif your uma isn't in the top 20 they're irrelevant according to nips
>>547893356>>547893627How much money do they pay trainers to go to a place where they can get overpowered at any second?
is there a single, just a single uma, you could beat in a race? you choose the distance
Did 6 CM rooms to test top gun, ran her with golshi and some shitty pace since all I was really testing was mayano>6th (Spurt/NSM went off)>7th (Spurt/NSM went off)>8th (Spurt went off)>3rd (NSM went off)>4th (Spurt/NSM went off)>6th (nothing)And in all 6? HER ULTIMATE DIDN'T GO OFF A SINGLE TIME, not that it likely would have won any of that, but holy fuck.I still think anyone suggesting her for this CM is a total retard, spurt alone does not win a fucking CM race
>>547894026You don't run No Stopping Me in long cm retard. Witgod have said this.
>>547894135Wedding maya not regular maya dumbass
im immune to the gaslighting because i dont give a fuck about the meta i just select the umas with the highest rating and skip everything i either win or not
>>547894127I think if I surprised Taiki by stealing her gun I would have a chance.
>>547894186literally every post and even sloptubers say regular over wedding
>got 2nd (and 3rd and 4th)saying I didn't even train for it, i'll take it
>>547893931As in Peak
>>547893931I HATE OGURI CAP'S UNIQUE. The best way to counter that is to NOT overtake her before 200m mark and only after 200m OR get a huge lead that she wouldn't be able to catch up at 200m
>>547893691
gaslight hours in full swing
>>547894112Mayano made it
>>547894294I fucking hate Teio, I seriously fucking hate her
>>547893931Get fucked piggy. I bet you also had Taiki and still jobbed
>>547893931You never stood a chance the peak...
>>547894112>32eh that's good enough
>>547894112OOF
>>547894112>mostly 1st gen charas because of the anime>vodka is 33>Fuku 59lol nuke japan please
>>547894112>Teio 2nd? whyIs it because she had an anime
>>547893931buhi...
>>547893990That I could last more than a minute with my dick between Dia's titties.
Every day til you like it
>>547893356>>547893472>>547893484>>547893572>>547893627>>547894115>Rest assured that all trainers on Tracen grounds are treated with respect and consideration towards their position.
>>547894316
>>547894294the worst shit is when your oguri is in 1st and then loses to another oguri in 2nd because they procced triumphant pulse and you didn't
>>547894186>>547894250moomoo has won ZERO cms and hates the game i would not follow the uncs slop
>>547894112>Nice Nature beat SuzukaUhhh Bros????
>>547894417This reminds me of the stairs in Genshin.
take a gander at THIShttps://x.com/Maiger_2/status/1993059865317851323
>>547894112>15i'll take it
>>547894498I wasn't talking about that whiny shitterman never mind idk why top gun specifically is always a topic that makes /uma/ go full retard, maybe cunnyposters really are room-temp IQ
What are good TT skills? Just golds or what?
>>547894525Wait a second... THIS IS JUST IDOLMASTERS
>>547894112>Toggle age to 40s>No.1 is Helios
>>547894135i also saw the same. i guess her ult is only easy activate when she is pace chaser and there's tons of them in the room. endcloser and late accelerate too quickly to the point they rarely has anyone of the same strategy running side by side for a few seconds for it to activate. Not to mention she needs someone to activate NSM and spurt at the same time at her. good for dueling i guess, but it's so so rare
>>547894382Mogged once more
>>547894112>Mister Cock and Balls in 19thAm I missing something?
>>547894112>like 90% of it is debut/year 1 umas
>>547894604Literally just golds, distance skills
wtf don't make me emotional over a random event you fatass
>>547894630Oh my god.
>>547894112Rice should be higher but I'll take it
>>547894135Have you considered your issue is she isn't S+?
>>547894430could you please remove your hat? i just want to confirm you arent being biased towards uma musume
I'm buying a horse /uma/. What should I name it?
>>547894654Yeah, should be higher.
>>547894112Well, it can't be helped. You can't beat uma Goku.
>>547894427I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so much.But my penis loves them...
>>547894630>Toggle Women only>Gold Ship No 1What did women mean by this?
>>547894767Neck Hurts
>>547894112>Kitasan in 6thdoes she deserve it though
What's the strongest SR stat stick for stamina? Rob Roy?
>>547894767Umazing
>>547894756actually never mind that top gun got 5th in the room I was just in LMAO
>>547894112it's teiover...
>>547894882
>>547894630based ojisans
>>547893658Just pick up practice perfect from kita or finemo it negates the debuff as of the 11/11 update.
>>547894630
>>547894836>What did women mean by this?
>>547894112Is Digitan popular...
>>547894630I've been found out
So when is this faggot gaslight doc being removed from the OPhttps://youtu.be/Yq2DzxQneYk
>>547894630ojisan loves gyarus
>>547894767mr hands
>>547894430I know what you are behind closed doors
>>547894734We make fun of Special Week a lot but she's a good girl. Treasure her trainer-san.>>547894112>Daiwa in the top 10>Vodka nowhere to be seenUokkabros, we were defeated..
>>547894382Poor girl can't catch a break
>>547894630>toggle it to men only and Teio takes no. 1 while Oguri drops to no. 7huh
>10 year olds love Seiun>20 year olds love Teio>30 year olds love Oguri>40 year olds love Helios>50 year olds love SpechudWhat did we learn about japs from this information?
>>547894767Jelly Donut
>>547894112HMMMMMMMMM
>>547892607how much stamina i need for capricorn?
>>547894767big nick gur
>>547895091They lived through the Teio era during their peak gambling years.
>old laptop>installed windows 10 only to be able to play uma>died>bought new pc>couldn't get past first screen in uma on both windows 10 and 11>just werks on linuxwe're so back bros
>>547895067Girls love girls who eat a lot and run super fast
>>547894112later nerds
>>547895051
>>547894112I genuinely don't get teio's popularity, why does only japan like her?>zero presence in twitter/reddit>barely talked about here outside of ritualposts
>we care about gentildonna now
>>547895075>40 year olds love HeliosCorrect
>>54789507550 year olds probably watched Spee actually race. 20 year olds suck. 30 and 40 year olds are based. 10 year olds love the funny lazy hors which is also based
>>547895162You must be willfully ignorant if you think Teio isn't popular considering how hyped up season 2 is.
>>547895075>>40 year olds love Heliosbased
>>547894836what the fuck is shakur doing at number 7 in here
>>547895075I remember an anon talking about how his little sister liked Seiun Sky the most. Are kids just fond of lazy bums these days? If I encountered Uma as a kid, I’d probably be an obuhi fat simp cuz shonen
>>547890073Man a whole wave of umas I know are dying out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevilleWe can bicker all we want about cm teams and sloptubers and gaslighting and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the umas are dead
will a late surger be completely dead in a lobby with 8 end closers?
>>547895075>>547895091>20 year olds have Teio as no 1>60 year olds have Teio as no 1This is like that midwit curve
>>547895280Yes (yes)
>>547895242closest thing to a black guy in the series
>>547895219s2 would have been better without teio
i started eating more carrots after playing this game
>>547893878I will tribute her to honor her memory
>>547895242That actually makes sense with her unique skill graphic. She's very "dark tomboy prince" coded
8 is a good spot
>>547895346carrots are good for you
>>547891240Jp already had 18 ingame horses die before we got to global.>Anime release S1: April 2, 2018>Special Week, Apr 27, 2018>T.M. Opera O, May 17, 2018>King Halo, March 19, 2019>Vodka, April 1, 2019>Hishi Amazon, April 15, 2019>Biko Pegasus, June 11, 2019>Mayano Top Gun, November 3, 2019>Nishino Flower, February 5, 2020>Narita Taishin, April 13, 2020>Matikanefukukitaru, July 31, 2020>Sweep Tosho, December 5, 2020>game release: February 24, 2021>Taiki Shuttle, August 17, 2022>Zenno Rob Roy, September 2, 2022>Winning Ticket, February 18, 2023>Nice Nature, May 30, 2023>Kawakami Princess, September 11, 2023>Shinko Windy, September 27, 2023>No Reason, May 7, 2024>game global release: June 26, 2025 >Grass Wonder, August 08, 2025>Haru Urara, September 09, 2025>Gentildonna, November 25, 2025Global is nothing special.
>>547894836>>547895242meant 6. I'm retarded>>547895313shakur is too autistic with numbers to be a nigger>>547895351I guess
>>547895001Digitan is number 51
>>547894604Golds that are easy to activate. Ideally velocity skills and (on mediums and longs) recoveries. But what matters the most is that it activates, so skills like The Coast is Clear on Golshi are decent for TT because even though it doesn't do anything, it's guaranteed to activate (if you pass the wit check of course).Also concentration is tier 0 for TT.
>>547895075The older you become the more you desire daughter tier umas
>>547895219>how hyped up season 2 iswhere? How? When? Is "season 1 is really shit but it gets better" really HYPING UP season 2?
>>547895280Hilariously enough, lates and paces can reliably buy angling with a reasonable chance of proccing it
>>547895270Bwo? Most of the starting cast umas were already dead before the game even released.
>>547894112>Toggle to woman 60s and up>Grass Wonder #1They understand that she embodies the true Yamato Nadeshiko spirit..
>>547895346You should roast them too. They taste like sweet potato roasted.
>>547895242WHEN I WAS
>>547895280I run my Brian in my practice rooms and it is not uncommon for her to be behind the golshis once midrace hits.
>>547895348Post pics as proof
Shakur mentionedLove this horse
Thank god it's not a big stamina drain.
>>547894112>Class rep Top Road 39>Only 179 people votedMy obscure uma wife remains pure
>>547894604Just golds, the cheaper the better
>>547894135I've also been doing rooms and I've never ever seen a top gun winhonestly though I hate to admit it but I think this CM really is time for POTENTIAL because taishin wins constantly
>>547895378>>Anime release S1: April 2, 2018>>Special Week, Apr 27, 2018Holy shit, that fucking sucks lmao.
>>547894115If I could go to a place where Super Creek would baby me, they wouldn't have to pay me.
>>547895408There were tons of posts on twitter about grown ass men crying over a horse racing anime around Uma's global release, bro. Like I said, you're just willfully ignorant.
>>547895242She's similar to Fuji where she has those prince vibes that women love in female characters like Haruka Tenou
>>547895495>toggle male and 50s>NTR no 1
> Looking at the speed fuku card> Bunch of base stats, pal tier bonuses, and no special priorityIs this a MANT card or what's the deal?
>>547894604Concentration, rushing gale
>>547895452wtf this is just a basic Stam drain
>>547886415>>547886426Actually fucking crazy because I was reading her wiki page 2 days ago and thought it was nice that she was still alive.
>>547895418Emotional retards aren't rational, they just want to be sad just for the sake being sad
>>547895530Died from cringe
>>547895428HEAVEN HEEEEELPS US NOOOOW
>>547895280In a lobby with exactly 8 end closers it will lucky promote and have a shot at winning.
>OH MY GOD A PINK SPARK!>Late S
>>547895219Teio is fucking dogshitS2 would improve without TeioAll the group songs improve by miles when you remove Teio voiceAlso her character is fucking boring "waah waah I want to be Rudolf two nishishi"
>>547895685WAIT THATS!?!?
>>547895685AHHH MISS DIRECTOR GET DOWN
>>547895642>promoted pace chaser>no weaknesses, approaching the realm of the gods>promoted late surger>the earth trembles>there is no hope
Lolis love Mambo
>>547895685
I've lost the last 15 CM roomsI think this CM is dead for me bros, I really don't understand the magic behind long umas
>>547895606IT WAS YOU
>>547895765Mambo would be a great big sister
>scammed in the finalsepic
>>547895765mambomamboomatsuriiimambo
If I'm gambling on pace promotion what 3 pace chasers have uniques that don't give a fuck about passing other runners? Oguri, A.McQueen and whom
TAIKI=HITLER
>>547895378Agnes Digital, December 8, 2021
>>547895685mods dont delete in order to honor her passing
>>547895818The real opponents you'll be facing on the CM day won't even meet the stam check
>>547895685I want that but with Chrono Genesis instead.
>>547895685This won't get deleted
>>547895551it makes sense when you put it like that. maybe I'm just biased because every time she appears in a card or trainee event is to be a grumpy tsukkomi. it's hard to appreciate someone's prince-like aura when all they do is seethe
why the hell is blood type even relevant on these surveys
>>547895685I want this but with Nishino Flower instead
>>547895967Or you run into S+ whales with 1200/1200/1200 stats
>>547895968
>>547895685It costs 60k carats to fuck this uma...for 40 seconds
>>547895685holy moly
Just heard the news. Rest well my wife.
>>547895967I feel like the "real opponets" argument is kinda dyingidk if casuals are quitting but even my day 1 CM matches had loads of jacked late surgers and taikis, so I'm pretty sure most of the long CM opponents will be pumped up golshis
>>547895890Regular McQueen, Opera O
>>547896013O blood types are more inclined to vote for O guri Cap
>>547895075I might be 32, but I'm in my 40s at heart.
>>547895753>Promoted late>Not aiming to promote an End in a 9 end closer lobbyJust mutate a Sky into end closer, get the GW set up, and spurt.Literally unstoppable. Doesn't even need Long S.
how many career runs can you actually do a day if you use all your tp as it refreshes throughout the day
>>547896159
Who the fuck is Danny Choo?
what a great card for front runners! theres only one issue... GOOD LUCK GETTING FUCKING HINTS FAGGOT!
Skip the kitasan banner and pull on the matifuku one instead
>>547896013Blood type is like zodiac sign for the Japanese.
>>547896319The GOAT
>>547896256I've decided to do the opposite and get A&S on my Gold Ship so she spurts into first and then becomes uncatchable
>>547896120Official mochi cheeks Chrono merch...
>this is the absolute best Golshi I can mske for LibraI don’t feel so good bwos…
>>547896263You get 1 TP every 5 minutes. You do the math.Although thanks to this new event I'm doing half as many runs as I used to. Its great.
I had low expectations so not bad for two TT umas and a City with no midrace speed or corner accels
>>547896013Imagine it's a vote by race
>>547896027>>547896120CHRONO PLEASE WRING ME DRY
>>547896372Sky is better, because her A&S is stronger.Also a promoted Golshi wont activate her unique.
FEMALES HAVE AIR SHAKUR AS TOP 10
>>547896013asians believe in stupid shit like your blood type has an effect on your personality
>>547895871>>547895765I want mambo to be my ace
>>547896013japan is so monoethnic they have to discriminate based on blood type rather than race
>>547895075>10 year olds love Seiunnishino flower...
>>547896375Are these the official fatties?
>>547896342Too late, we got wit bourbon now
is pace groundwork seiun sky unironically the play for next cm?
>>547896492BAAAAAAAAASED
spurt is the only viable accel in this race. libra is a midrace velocity race
>>547896558Mcfatass...
My umas placed 5th, 7th, and 9th in A finals!
>>547896342no one is using that card on an ace dumbass...
>>547896018You're a pedophile, i hope you know that.
>>547896618>ignoring no stopping me
>>547893590Real life horse races are one shot too. I'm not seeing a problem other than your skills>b-but it's too much luckLuck is a skill
>>547896381Dont worry youre not alone. The competition will be weaker. That Golshi can make it into A finals.
>>547896558>No Hishi Miracle or Dantsu FlameNo these are frauds, only Oguri, Spe and Makie deserve that title
>>547896634Same.
>>547896618NSM, angling, shooting star
>>547896607accel is done or nearly done by a&s timing. you're better off with velocity like suzuka
>>547896492Deserved
>>547896648Please delete this!
>>547896672works>>547896706>NSMworks>anglinglate>shooting stargambling on the earliest timing
>>547896558Don’t call my daughter fat
>>547896648And?
>>547896558Rice is a twig
>>547896558I want to squish their chubby cheeks.
Mile Maven is useful?
>>547896770Why?>>547896840gross
God I love getting to see year 2-3 umas in my unity cup teams
Remember Trainer-san
>>547896856Rice is a fat fuck she just hides it well
>>547896925>Why?These pictures are dangerous!
How did you fail to get to open A Finals?
> Got matched with shitters> My umas end up 1st 2nd and 3rdI'll take the win, but also they were so far behind during the last corner that it wasn't exciting at all
>>547895378>King Halo died around the same time as his first G1 winDamn
>>547896558Gluttonous keiba onna...
>>547896996dangerous as in how?
>>547896925Gorilla grip umankunny would guillotine your dick right off
>>547896965That's hot.
>golshit>maya end>myutated summer chud from all the failed ace runs giving me end sparksthis team will give me the final A ticket I deserve
Danchou it's been SIX days since his last login do something NOW I know you're in this thread
>I know you're in this threadpost proof
>>547897163If we kick her our club rank will drop...
>>547896965
>>547897214>herwe don't care about your e-gf, get rid of that deadweight
>>547897094I need this horse to sit on my face
>>547897094They make bad people do bad things...
I am stuck going between rank 5 and 6 in Team trials...
>>547897412nothing wrong with bouncing
>>547896995>Rice after I train her for one month
>>547897342I hope you aren't planning on doing bad things yourself, anon.
Don't cry because it is overSmile because it is so over
>>547897412The problem with my TT umas lies in Long. I simply can't create good long umas in Unity Cup, and consequently, won't be able to put up a fight in the next CM.
>>547897193Chrono Genesis told me!
Fuji...
>>547897254The club rank will drop by 100 places... I have to kick her after the reset
>>547897638boy uma...
>>547897595long TT isn't actually that bad. Because the length varies you can make 3 different horses1 that's a glorified medium runner for the 2500 length ones2 that's stammaxxing just to survive the longest races and 1 balanced to handle the middle man (or just make it the witslave that proc golds)
>>547897632thats no valid proof
>>547897720>>547897720>>547897720
>>547881750huly fuck oguri cap is COOL
>>547886415>>547886426Can we have nothing sacred?
>>547895348If you do it I'll do it too.
