RIP GentildonnaPrevious: >>547881750>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Agnes Digital (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR), Sakura Bakushin O (SSR), Fine Motion (SR)Current CM: VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/24 - Story eventDecember TBA - LIBRA CUP - Kyoto 3000m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Buena Vista (3*), Transcend (3* Alt), Wonder Acute (3* Alt), Tokai Teio (SSR), Mihono Bourbon (SSR), Kiyoko Hoshina (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
Teio!
RIP
>>547897720rest well you beast
Ojiisan only thread, zoomers go to sleep.
>>547897720It seems that Gentil was already sickly earlier this yearShe was so weakened she couldn't stand up yesterday(in japan time)https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/ff14960bc7afca59bc6c7959f5e0444dfd3d6f50
Practice mode is amazing
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>hates you so much she died before she has to meet you in global
Reminder to tribute gentildonna today to pay your respects
>>547897970I was going to that image of her mounting (you)
what is in the update? cafe?
I'm saving the Umas I defeated in the CM as practice partners and roleplaying NTRing them away from their inferior trainers.
WE LOVE (female) ZOOMER HEREWE LOST GENTLE WIVES
post feats of strength
>>547898137Villainous activity
MATIFUKU ANONS BLESS MY RUN
>>547898113What update? I didn't get any update.
>>547898137Rice wouldn't do that
Why does my daughter attract so many creeps?
Okay, fuck it. *fattens your uma*
>>547898269Is that Taishin?
>>547897720Please tell me more about Gentildonna. What are the achievements of the real life horse? What is the umamusume like?
>7%
Gentildonna died? the fuck?
>>547898338Why did you make her so thirsty
>>547898338you tell us pedo tranny
>>547898391retard
>>547898402
>>547898217Dead at 16
>>547898217
>>547898358right, gorda city, the plus size model
Teio a cute!
>>547898427ignoring mayano and indulging myself in tokai teio's body
>>547898532Sorry I don't know every uma by looking at 25% of their ears
Teio A SHIT
>>547898616Teio is great. Nature is actual trash.
>>547898217saikyo wa
>>547898338It's the opposite, anon. Your daughter repels the twitter creeps and other lowlifes. She's 100% safe.
I'm a twitter creep and lowlife. Which Umamusume is for me?
How come sometimes I win 4 G1 races with all 4 different style with Maya but I don't get the secret event
I wonder if golshi felt a weight lift when gentildonna died.
Victory was this close to being yours, but the results will serve as good experience for the next race
>>547898783Are you over 35? Consider Daitaku Helios.
>>547898783Curren chan
>>547898790you either didn't or you just haven't waited until the last turn
>>547898783THAT hobo uma that keeps hanging around Tracen academy.
>>547898783reddit shipreddit opera oreddit tachyon
>>547898397shamelessly stole this from the announcement>2012: Won the Japanese Fillies’ Triple Crown (Oka Sho, Yushun Himba, Shuka Sho) – the fourth horse to do so after Apapane (2010).>First 3-year-old filly to win the Japan Cup (2012).>First horse to win the Japan Cup twice (2012, 2013).JRA Awards:>Best Three-Year-Old Filly (2012)>Japanese Horse of the Year (2012, 2014)>Best Older Filly or Mare (2013, 2014)as for the horse herself, she really felt fierce, can't say i know a lot about fillies but she was aggressive as hell when racing
>>547898427It's not my fault she craves pedo cock
https://jiggie.fun/E2knMlhttps://jiggie.fun/E2knMl
>>547898895/dbs/ taught me to not click on random links
Why are Digitan's stat bonuses almost evenly spread out like that? Is that a boon or a bane? Are there other uma like that?
>>5478983977 g1sbodychecked orfevrebodychecked an entire international field
Um, excuse me ma'am, yeah you over there dancing: it's actually 10 dollars to dance in this building.
>>547898969it's a jiggle so it's not randomunless it's a gotcha link
>>547898885Sex. Sex with Mayano.
why are daiwa and vodka such jobbers in the anime? You would never guess they won G1s from that
rude
>>547898819I don't get it.
just woke upgeneric disappointment or victory
Spe-chud.....
>>547898783Gold City
If someone finds that bitch supercreek please let me know
>>547899167Hishi wins by 1 1/2 lengths
She needs cock
Ok, so what are the key uma and skills for the next CM?More goldship? spurt? 2+ gold recovery?
holy fucking shit I need to stop for the day. I've had 15 Golshi runs in a row where I haven't gotten better than A/A/A/C/C and I'm starting to lose my fucking mind. The runs keep getting worse, somehow. Pic related is what I'm working with, and I can get 18* power and 9* stamina inheritance, and double-circle affinity for my runs. Usually do 3 spd/1stam/1power/Riko (running Goldship) and the results have been aggressively mediocre. fuck this game sometimes.
>>547898980All-Rounder, Jack-of-all-trades uma IRL, and a way to prevent her from being too OP in game
I believe in herShe'll mog (You)r uma
>>547899167Yippie! My first CM win.
>>547899167>vodka>taikiwin but it will be soulless
>>547899250*sniffs*
>>547899251yeah
>>547897720It's actually so hard to find non-gag and non-ecchi fanart of Gentildonna. Thank you Nekkroz for acting fast.https://x.com/Nekkroz7lite/status/1993568047886750154
>>547899251gold ship + spurt1000 stam +2 golds (for consistency, 1 is fine-ish)2 other ends if you can901 power minimum
Is determined descent useful in Libra? I want to use Rice
>>547899196HOW ARE YOU GETTING THOSE GODDAMN NUMBERS I HATE YOU EXPLOOOOOOOOODE
>>547899302wanna know what's more soulless? losing
>>547899270Stop taking it so seriously. Why would you grind your sanity away when you're going to lose to some jobber with 200 less stats in every category because or retarded RNG?
>>547899167>>547899301>almost top 3 toocongrats!
>>547899348hmmm nyo
>>547899324
>>547899298>those statsfucking how
>>547899348There is a downhill on an important part of the late race acceleration curve, yesbut there's two of them
>>547899301>Taiki ShuttleDoesn't count
>>547898805Now that his biggest opp is dead he's next. Screenshot this
>>547899298>1200 stam + 2 goldslol
>>547899348Why would you consider not using her because of a single skill? Use her regardless
>>547899440how about highlander?
>>547898217>yesterday, she can't even standSure, "strength"
>>547899251just ignore the gaslight dancers who will say you need 1200 stamina and 3 golds, run your own tests and bee yourself
>>547899304Her horse pheromones are too strong, toraina
>>547899324>Account based in South America>"May have used Proxy/VPN"Who the fuck would use a VPN to make his account based in a dog shit third world trash hole?
>>547899348Rice is really strong in Libra. She has descent + highlander.
>>547899485There is an uphill on an important part of the late race acceleration curve, yesbut there's two of them
Why has nobody on /uma/ matched the stats from that double pal gaslight image? Im nooticing
>>547899521But is she better than halloween rice? She seems to have almost the perfect kit for longs.
weird how the maya pedo ALWAYS shows up around this time... really weird thatso it's either a euro tranny (germ*n) or the usual asian browntoideither way it's brown
Sovl?
>>5478996051200/900/1200/400/400 is bad that's why
>>547898641>Brazil is destroyedVERY NICE. not like there's anything there but birds
>>547898885>>547898427FUCKI LIKE MAYANOBUT I DONT LIKE PLAYING UNITY CUP RNG BULLSHIT FOR 1200 SPD 900 STAMINA SHES ALWAYS MISSING THAT FINAL 100 SPEED
>>547899605Double pal is exclusively used by whales by definition
I rolled the piggu SSR banner just to feel something and pulled Nice Nature SSR. Unfortunately she's not on the selector, so I'm in the same boat pulling for her or Fine Motion starting at 0LB, both banners are coming up over the next few months. Which one is better to pull for?
Gold looks better anyways
toreina this will be the uma you'll be training make sure she becomes a triple crown winner
>>547899516>He doesn't know that le "first world" countries have officially banned anime porn and if you set your pixiv country to murica or bongland you're locked out of seeing R-18 illustrationsState of anglocucks
>>547899716fine motion is more useful at lower LB and in the long term (beyond MANT). Below 3LB/MLB you'd only really be using the NN on parent decks for slick surge inspiration hints
>>547898397One of the strongest mares in history. Won the triple crown, the Japan Cup twice, the Dubai Sheema Classic, and the Arima Kinen. She also managed to defeat Orfeve, even if it was after his return from his Arc attempt.She was known for being very fierce and territorial, she wasn't really afraid of bumping into other horses during race. Despite all that, she was given the nickname "The Lady" because of her strength and her elegance while racing.>What is the umamusume like?Strong, smug, aggressive. Her family is basically that villain family from Tekken where they fight each other to ensure only the strongest gets to rule the family. She's one of the few uma who isn't afraid to insult Orfe in the face and mocking him for losing the Arc to Benis.She has a high standard so she pushes (You) to better yourself, both by training your body and mental strength. And, despite all the shit talk she gives to weaker hors, she still respect people who wants to improve themselves and people who has fighting spirit.
B finals3/6 of my opponents had S umasLiterally half of themThe remaining 3 were A+How the FUCK is this allowed?Why the FUCK are whales in fucking B finals?I thought matchups we're supposed to be fair, how did I get matched up with two fucking whales when all my umas were just A rankHow is this fucking fair?
>>547899795works in my convict settlement
>>547899729
>>547899675>Strength, Stamina, Lust as blue SparksThat makes sense.>Sex as green sparkA bit too generic of a name for a unique skill, but okay.>Anal, Deepthroat as white sparksThat also makes sense.>Night, Bed, Semen as Pink Sparks.Night can be a time of day, bed can be a place, but what does "Semen" as an aptitude spark mean? That she performs better when covered in semen? Or that she can work with semen? That's the only spark that doesn't immediately make sense to me.
>>547899795why is the government so interested in keeping me from jerking off? I'm not giving you children anyways you retards, I haven't spoken to a woman in 10 years
>>547899865Probably couldn't place in A because of bad luck or just horse wasn't good despite S. A+ is new norm unless your are new player.
>>547899625I think Halloween Rice is better if you want normalcy, just run a stamcheck comp. Default Rice is high risk high reward. Worst case scenario for Rice is that she activates descent in the first downhill. Highlander activating in the first uphill isn't a loss because it acts a groundwork at that point. Descent activating early means you wasted 300SP.
>>547899806alright thanks
Late again...CM status dokohttps://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8
>>547899852Here's her character song for you guys to get a vibe of what she's like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0cI_H1Bj0There's the idea that, if she was to race against Almond Eye, she would in every race outside of Tokyo.
>>547899795It's really annoying that I have to use vpns now to enjoy good content
>>547899976It means she had at least 600 semen production
>>547898397She cannot be blocked
>a pankophile made the pollsomehow doesn't surprise me
How good is Gentildonna and her era?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjNpqDQ0Z8E
>>547899625>>547899996Default rice is better
Vampire Rice is just so cute
>>547899401I'm chasing a 1200/1100/1000 Gold Ship and I want her. Not because she'd do well in Libra, but because I want her. I want to train a Golshi monster. but I'm stopping for today
>I already have 250k points just by playing every time I get 30TP920k is going to be piss easy.
>>547900291I rushed 400k with TP just to put the new wit card MLB as a friend card and lure more follows
>made an S golshi>she hasn't won a single CM room in 10 triesWelp, I am forever a retard with long CMs.
>>547898397She's the strongest mare in history. While Almond Eye is the fastest mare in Japanese history.See this Dubai race video around the 2:11 markhttps://youtu.be/JLOwcaIEEDgThat brutal sideway move while keeping the fast pace is something no normal racehorse can do. She was that STRONG.Also compared to Almond Eye who can't do long races, Gentildonna can actually win Arima Kinen and that was during her retirement race. Also during one of her Japan Cup wins, she bodied Orfevre that made Orfe lost by nose.
>My mother BNW team got platinum >My min maxed metafag squad got gold
>>547899270>>547900239> No SSR Riko> No pow Rice and Creek only 1lb> No mlb Kitasan> Wants a top goldshiI have bad news for you
>little sister rolled for digitan>got her, armored fuku, seiun sky, and smart falcon in 40 rolls>meanwhile I had to spark for summer maru and the only SSR I got was a dupe mcqueenGacha life... still happy for her tho she keeps screaming how cute falco is
>>547900291Not being forced to use unoptimized cards for bonus points is really cool by Cygames, Im fucked in future scenarios though since I dont have alot of cards.
>>547900291I did 8 careers and have 460k already and I forgot to check that double event points thing twice. it would be really easy, getting 55-60k each time.
> Win Virgo> Girl: Well of course you'd win the virgin cupFuck
>>547900435is your mom the one that said that taishin reminds her of you
>Stop staring torenah
>>547900575>tiara and ribbon are still on.....
love this horse
>>547899605That double pal image was always whack because it had like 3 MLB SSRs in there, which is the best time to use pal cards
>>547900037I finally managed to win and did this without rolling cards except free rolls and tickets (got 67.5% winrate in rounds which is the highest I ever got too). Felt pretty good.Unity really helped as statline was much easier to get than in URA
>>547900498rares and the event SSR is already more than you'd have ever had without the change, you'll be finethe tactic to just borrow one of the event gacha cards will still work and is still good
>>547899865What was your winrate? and how many x/???? did it say at the end?
>>547900435>>547900465How do I get my family members to play Uma?
>>547900614she was removing her clothes until you came in
>>547900563Yeah maybe, I won't admit to anything tho, not looking to be a thread persona
>>547899605it's from the gaslight doc. and you know why we call it gaslight doc?
zoomies, translate this shit
>>547899865could actually be really bad S rank horses that couldn't compete and got knocked down to B league
OH SHIT CHECK YOUR MAIL ANOTHER SET OF CARATSYOU GUYS VOTED FOR CYGENEROUS RIGHT?
danke
>>547900329Why is she like this?
>>547900614how are you supposed to recognize her otherwise
gibs
>>547900763thank you cygenerous
>>547900751
Training Big Head is too hard
>>547900763i don't care about the TGA's
>>547900751>I'm patronizing you for understanding my topical brainrot references because you shell out big on our compensated dates
>>547900884vote anyway nigger they might give us more carats if they win
>>547900763>it's realyessirglory to cygenerous
>>547900880It is funny that strong rivals make trainee careers more interesting but then makes their ace potential horribleI found that I really like biwa's story, because of the BNW trio but also Brian
>>547900880Her growth rates makes it really hard.
more like gentilgoner
https://x.com/iRis_s_yu/status/1993584155318440341>With an overwhelming presence that captivated countless people and built a magnificent legacy, the mare Gentildonna. Though we had only just met, those were days of relentlessly pursuing, yearning to feel her way of life, yearning to become a version of myself worthy of her name.>If only I could have met her... I can never fully express my regret for not seeing her form with my own eyes.>May she rest in peace, ever shining with the same brilliance, no matter where she may be—just as befits the name of that resolute lady. My deepest condolences. Yu Serizawa
>>547897720Today Gentildonna is supposed to train with Verxina...
I HATE FRONT RUNNERSI HATE FRONT RUNNERSI HATE FRONT RUNNERS
>>547900930She is so cute and hot. Reminds me of high school crushes. It's a bittersweet feeling. This will be a crywank and the fluids are on your hands, anon
>>547900751>I knew you were into me on the down-low
>>547900751shit is not buzzin frfr no cap
>>547900358Same, 0% win rate.Take it from me anons, don't make my mistake, you NEED no stopping me, period
>>547901104I like front runners and pace. Running Taiki in Virgo awoken me to the beautiful strategy of dominating the mid race. I don't have Seiun though, so it's a shame.
>>547900763I voted for them on the steam awards thing because I don't play enough other games these days
>>547901104Can't wait to see someone lose their CM6 finals to a Seiun
>more like first-rate obesity
>almost lost my unity cup run in the URA finale>only won on the last clockwhy does this game do this
>Enter race as pacer with large field of pacers and fronts>Lost witcheck after witcheck>Slid back to where the lates were, in 12th out of 18>She had the most wit out of every uma in the room>200 more witliterally impossibleliterally
YOU PEOPLE KEEP RELYING ON GOLD RECOVS BUT TRAIN ZERO WITI'M LITERALLY SHITTING MYSELF HERE
alright i got 30k carats you can release tamachan now
I'm really REALLY going to regret rolling on Cafe, huh?
>>547901302400 wit is 77% chance to proc, that's plenty enough
>>547901302Longs are cancer, there's only so much training time to hit your minimums
>>547901310JPfags how's festival Rudolf/Gold City
>>547901310gonna roll for Tama and nab Xmas Oguri while doing it, calling it now
>>547901243I like this, which umas are for me?
Are fronts actually OP in long?This is my Seiun Sky from Gemini. Despite her low stats she did alright vs Gold Ships outstating her even then and now fronts are more powerful.
>>547901302kind of hard to train wit, get to 1k stamina, cap speed, and not have bitch-made power.That's just long CMs my man, a constant battle to get an absurd unrealistic highroll run
>>547901310Christmas Biwawa...
>>547901240>lose to seiun>f-fronts are dead!
>>547901249Oh man I was panicking earlier when my Taishin was jobbing the final race with 1170 speed
>>547901420Fronts have to deal with spot struggle now so they'll need more Stam
Why is it that now that I have a good parent for oguri and gold shit I feel the compulsion to grind fronts?
>>547901380Eh. Both of them have solid ultimates, nothing insane but good, but both of them have really bad skills from potential so it's really just their ultimates.
>>547901420Of course! People here are just retarded thinking Gold Ship is the only way. You should run 3 Fronts and destroy Libra.
>>547901483It's more a proof of a concept than what will win a CM. I had 2 of them and they could run really ahead of the pack during those 3 minutes of the race so everyone had big trouble catching up to her. Can you run Suzuka to push them even further?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8WNheLQzQ
Anyone running Rice for the next CM? Show builds pls
>>547901420Lol nobody is building Pace and Fronts
>>547901695why is dahby alone in the front
RIP Gentildonna…
Gonna take this opportunity to say Witmaxxing and all this other shit is a scam you just need to hit your accels
>>547901726probably got promoted to front runner
>>547901695So easier wins as no need to train groundwork?
>>547900880bruh you can get 4 gold recovs on her almost effortlessly, thats how i won gem w/ her. and i ran 5 spd/1 creek
>>547900763>>547900796>>547900830That took a bit. Probably had a important upper up meeting whether to give us the gibs or not
>>547898883The horse apparently only bore filly, and is a helicopter mom that chase any hors getting close to her kids
>>547901762wow dude thats a pretty competitive room you won with a two star goldship
>>547901695Very tempting to build a late surger promotion with groundwork. I just don't know who's the funniest choice..
>>547899270>be me>try to train golshi for next cm>got slow metabolism and didnt get cured for 3 clicks>reset>got fucking 9th on her first race>reset>failed a 5% training and got practice poor>also couldnt get rid of it in 1 turnshe hates me
>>547901797I missed Special Week card it's so over
>>5479016642 fronts will make a huge gap but they need to survive to keep that lead. I think gooks did that for Libra on their server but they didn't have to deal with 1st anni patch changes
>>547901310Release my wife NYOW
there is still one more month to libra yada yada yada i don't wanna do runs!!!
>>547901726>>547901778>>547901851>>547901787And he won by 3 1/2 length lol
I'm Vegeta.Give me an uma wife.
>>547901898DAHBYYYYYYYYYY
Fronts are so comically bad next CM it feels bad to look at themI just saw a sky/maruzen lose to a golshi that literally had 0 accel moves
>>547901909
>>547901872well it will be rougher but daiwa~
>>547901898kek, thats it im building tickezo groundwork and gamble on late promotion
>>547901797Spechud gave me Hydrate
>>547901849goldships ult doesnt even do anything on this track
qrd on fronts being bad?Is it impossible to just runaway suzuka+seiun+smaru rabbit tactic?
ezy
>>547902064It was possible, for the CM that just ended.
>>547900930rob roy is so fucking sexyshort + big glasses + big tits is a killer combo
>>547902025I masturbate like that.
>>547902064the strat is double rabbit>runaway>normal front>pacechain reaction of no stopping me
>>547901310Yeah no it's easy. I just need to roll Dober for Late parents, Christmas Oguri to compete at all, Tamamo for oshi reasons, Bourbon to compete, and then also all of the SSR cards to MLB. Should be simple
>>547901305soon brother
>>547902206You really dont need Xoguri by the time she comes out there will most certainly be a 2.0 patch that butchers viability, and if not before, then certainly almost immediately after
>>547902064It's just a gaslight as usual from people who aren't whales or don't train wit.
Only true champions can reply to this
>https://youtu.be/O4B9cinzNRU>taking advantage of black friday to buy products with carat redeem codeskek
Japan Cup soon.
>>547902238KFC doesn't do sponsorships in the US they're too busy using a dead man to thirst trap against the family's wishes
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1993592662512091236CYGENEROUS
Just realized the Rudolf I trained from CM4 had stam and end closer sparks.
>>547902413...what
>>547900575Just wanted to see my Virgo Cup winner
>>547902435Yep, I'm definitely going to have enough carats for Kitasan rerun
Should I use the crystal+ticket to get Super Creek up to MLB or is LB3 fine?
>>547901787>>547901898>>547901962the fuck is so special about Tickezo getting promoted
>>547902435Gibs are good but it devalues CM wins so much
>>547902513Either rushed or DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>547902451gay colonel cartoons on official twitter
>>547902513front runner midrace with late surger late race speed
>>547901664Yes, you can run Suzuka to create a bigger gap. I'd argue it's way better than running double fronts, you won't spot struggle and Suzuka will automatically fall when late race starts
>>547902506are you gonna roll on Kitasan? Do you have Fine Motion already? Maybe she will spook youLB3 makes her useable, the gain from LB3 to LB4 isn't really that big so i'd just be patient for nowDepends entirely on how many carats you have and if you're rolling for kitasan at all.
>>547902025maya does not know
>>547902513her unique works, thats it
Recently came back to the game and was looking for advice for what deck to build for the Unit event. I will be able to get my Kitasan black to MLB3 but I'm not sure if I should use my own, borrow one, or borrow the scenario friend card.
>>547902206Whats dobers career like, easy or hard? I really dont like to train for parents
>Cygenerous finally gave us a morsel of carats for the nominationGenerosity doesn’t have to be quick I guess.
>>547902506MLB looks like a significant upgrade to LB3, especially in unity cup, I only managed to make it to LB3 with crystal + ticket.
>>547902513>giving a Late the benefits of front with the spurt benefits of late
>>547902658Kitasan LB3 is good enough. For borrow it depends on what you're building. Usually it's either MLB Creek, MLB Fine Motion or MLB Riko
>>547902451Oh you dont know? The kfc company frequently uses Colonel Sanders as sex appeal even though his entire family is against it and considers it to be desecrating his grave.
>>547902286qrd of 2.0 patch that will be the reason of coguri's decline?
>>547902685twenty bucks is twenty bucks
>went down to 5k carats rolling for digitan>already back to 15kthank you cygenerous
Is Cooldown a meme? I am debating whether to use 0LB Creek or MLB welfare Mcqueen card. The borrowed slot is reserved for Biko since I am only running a double speed deck. What do you bros think?
Never trained her, probably never will. Annoying crying, screaming character
>groundwork lateyou know open rooms don't reflect reality and regular people will do paces or even fronts, right?even the whales that get to A finals will do that, they are only "testing" and that's why it's full of end closersdon't be retarded ok?
>>547902613I'm skipping Kitasan but I do have Fine Motion at LB1, I'm sitting on like 40k ninjins right now but I do wanna hold for that Uma banner on anni though and also Cafe and Xoguri>>547902691Gotcha, I've heard that people were holding the crystal for Pasa Speed but I think that's pretty far into the future
Morning Anon why the hell are you crying are you still half asleep? Hurry and get up I already made breakfast, we can head out on our date once we finish.
>>547902743Honestly it's any horse at this point. Should I be aiming for 1200 spd/power and as high of wit as possible?
Stop posting uma porn
>>547902850Show us your Long Turf Falco if you're so Smart
>>547901243Still would
Pure Heart (SC unique) looks really good if you can get hints.It costs half of gold skill but around 65% of value restored. The problem is activating it but if you run double pace or fronts some of them will.
>>547902537Winning CM is about winning, the rewards are secondary
>>547902919Greater Heal is just a better white recovery in my opinion
>>547902807Do you have Power Rice? Her event chain gives maestro and scenario link gives cooldown.
>>547902904I'm not running Falco on a long race... unless...
>"Contrary to the gorilla monicker and picture showing her behavior around her foals, Gentildonna is sweet and caring towards humans. The said behavior is a rare occurrence as broodmares become desensitized to their own children while Gentil would still care for hers and would cry out if she cannot find them(sold) I apologize, I was not familiar with your game, Lady G
>>547902904she won'tso much for """smart""" falcon LOL hehehehehehehe
>>547902983>popular mare>swet to humansEvery single time lmao
>>547902865umpteenth reminder the only benefit of all uma is getting an uma you wanted that you missed.
>>547899270Brian + King + Sweep + Riko (R) + Hishi/Biwa + rice (borrow) + 18* stam parents should be able to get it done, it will just need a highroll. Good luck anon.
can they just move up kitasan rerun alreadyI just want peel the band aid off and get it over with so my borrow slot can finally be free
>>547903031What will she do now?
>>547902865if you have carats it's better to roll on Manhattan Cafe banner and Oguru banner than to wait on all uma.
>>547902286With evolved skills? I figure they'll hold onto those for later.
>wake up>gentil is deadHOLY FUCK NUKE GLOBAL
>>547900880she's ok, even with night owl and failing a 3% during this run
>>547902870:(
>>547902965maybe but more people have Super Creek so the chance of having a good parent there increases.
>>547901898Is this the new and epic secret /uma/ strat?
>>547902351Holy GENIUS
>new prize record>don't even get the pleasure of seeing the boxes check off one by one nearly every spin
The two last fatasses...
Someone made a pretty neat story reader that has both global and jp stories including events and suchhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>547900141Nigger, I made these polls with adding new answers as an option. And i dont plan on changing that.
>>547903212Jealous Kitawife a cute
>>547903236https://youtu.be/Gh9Dv5D5aCMGentil reminds me of this
>>5478992704 speed (including borrow Kitasan), Super Creek and Riko.
>>547903272For me it's the pleasure of seeing the 25 prizes flowing out of the wheel
> I've figured out how to win LibraNeat. Funny that it's not in any youtube videos peddled by so called experts.
>mediumowari da
>>547903192I think I need 1500 carats after her death traumatized me and release her banner early to celebrate her life in Uma Global
>>547901302cope
>>547899270Take the 4 speed pill
>>547902351>poorfag moneymaxxing>secret jp group where jp players share career optimal strategies while releasing gaslight to other players ala global discord shitpostingKek, the more I look at JP, the more things look the same
i don't have my own 9* blue parents
more like Fart Falcon haha
>>547901302And I will continue to ignore wit like a starving african children commercial
all my medium TT umas suck and I don't have mats to pot 5 any of them but my Ryan's pot 4 and I'm sick of Ryan careers
Hishi Akebono has a custom rest event about food? that's so adorable
>>547902537goodCM should mean NOTHING
I feel bad, they actually put time into building their teams while the guy who stole their win gave up and entered his first Aoharu Taiki, Cancer Vodka, and a random Oguri set to Late.
>>547903519I literally don't train parents because every time I've tried it just ends up shit. All my horses are built with cracked borrowed parents and my half ace/half parent uma
>>547902769rather than decline, it's because evolved skills bring a lot of uma up to par with xoguri
>>547899270>no mlb SSRsyou should've been doing 4 speed from the startyou were rolling dice that didn't even have sixes on them
>>547903519I have too much 9* speed...
>>547903662cyge knows exactly what's broken because they've sat through years and months of it in their own serverthey WILL kneecap xoguri and she'll be busted only for like 1 or 2 CMs. I'm just wondering how they're gonna handle MANT
>>547903519blues dont matter as much as the pinks and whites...
>>547902537CM are about winning, carats are nice, but not important.It's much better to just skip cards if you want carats and not care about winning part of CM.
>>547903436We are mourning you jew
>>547903519I have a few 8* stams and an 8* speedhomogeneous sparks are a meme
>decide to catch up on OPM manga after like 2 years>Flashy Flash arc>every time he uses Flashy Kick or something I hear Mayano in my headI just wanted to let you guys know.
>>547903738>I'm just wondering how they're gonna handle MANTfast track URA + unity update is the easiest onedoesn't bring about grand live powercreep, you don't have to worry about shifting banners around
mayonegg sandwich
Mambo...
>>547903738>I'm just wondering how they're gonna handle MANTIf they actually improve it I would be amazed. It would take a lot of work to make it less shit.
>>547903795oh boy. hope you read all the "pre-fixed" chapters to see how much of a clusterfuck the manga's become.
>>547901961I might try actually. 1 less speed card hurts, but I can get speed sparks instead of power instead
>>547903324Uma musume exists in... uma musume!?
>>547903745they do, you'd not run anything less than 8* blue parents or at worst 7* blue, unless it's some groundwork bullshit
>>547903317Ouch the Mejiros have a secret fatty side...
>>547903847omatsurimambo
>>547903829
It's all about the cards...
>>547903738>WILL kneecap xoguri and she'll be busted only for like 1 or 2 CMsrather than kneecap her they'll just make her a solid pick but not completely brokenkinda like how smaru currently is. She was touted to dominate the game for like 4 months straight but because we got the entire first anni fast tracked she's just "great" rather than "you're bricked if you didn't roll this"
>>547903928>secret
>>547903031>>547902202>>547900417Based
>>547903745using less than 14* is deliberately bricking yourself and anyone bothering to make parents should have 16* minimum because you still need them to make stat floorsthey stop mattering only once stats and affinity stop mattering because it's trivial to (near-)max themand any parents with good sparks/pinks now but lacking blues will be worthless once MANT creeps the hell out of them
eat this niggerkike beam
>>547903880plenty of CM round A umas use 5-6 blues parents and even with 1* guts
Durandal can't come soon enough. I love clothes that emphasize the hips like hers and Durandal's so much i could go feral.
>>547903986>Dont have SSR Sweep>No spurtWhats even the point
>>547904010she was still extremely good this CM for example, just not literally meta definingi think the same thing will end up happening to bourbon and oguri, just so we don't end up with those lobbies where it's literally just those 3 umas on all 3 teams
>>547904065play maya or just bring hishiama
>>547903434based boyfaggoti was thinking of making a late surger opera for libra
Can I at least guarantee a spot in A finals with this
We were robbed.
>>547904050>MANT creeps the hell out of themall current parents are useless when mant drops
>>547903829fertilizing mayano's eggs
>spend 1 hr+ on a run>rest & miss rainbows>next turn no Uma supports>losing Mood every other turn>forced Rec for Mood boostsWith these EP it feels hopeless to even bother
Nothing feels better than perfecting a spurt parent and activating spurt spark in 95% of your ace runs
>>547904116>paceAnon…
>>547904128Woulda pulled for Summer Daiwa, dont Cygames want free money?
>>547904052chiyo is a nice girl, delete this
I'm the only person running a front runner in LibraThat means I can skip the groundwork combo
>>547904142rightmy point is you're not using anything you have now with good pinks and whites but no blues now, and you won't be in three months
>>547904182I believe in her
>>547904173borrow Rob Zenno Roy MLB
Another 2nd place gold win for the collection.
>>547904142isn't MANT when we start getting U bullshit so inheritances becomes bigger?
why do people not max out their speed stat ? I've seen too many umas with 1100-1150 speed, isn't it the most important stat ?
>>547903738Introduce ultra skip early
>>547903148Oh yeah that's the plan, I'm rolling on the Uma banner for Doto and Normal Maru
>>547904253
I can write Teio's catch phrase in my profile, cyjews say "invalid characters" in there. It's so annoying.
>>547904237and you wont be using the blues either?
Watashi wa vampire des
>>547904312use a russian keyboard for some of the letters
>>547904253You too huh
>>547904253Next one m8. I got my first loss this CM.
>>547904251None of my friends have her and then I can't use MLB Kita (mine is +1)
>>547904236You won't have the points for groundwork + midrace + 2 goldsJust get Taking The Lead and call it a day.
If I am a woman does anyone of global's story change?
> Got lucky and finished my Libra aces in a few runsI guess I'll renew my TT team and then enjoy doing URA parent runs?
>>547904471it's just to farm event points, grab it on umadb or chronogenesis
Thank you cygenerous, i won't quit thr game after losing CM now
>>547904494Female trainers cannot escape the umas either
F2PBROS I WON CM WITH MY 0% WINRATE VODKA!! THE ONLY RACE THAT MATTERS
>>547904424Some russian letters have spaces between them for some reason in this game ruining the aestethics.Overall all about chat and writing stuff is total shit in this cyjews game. Ugly, censored as hell, inconvenient.
>>547904173are you for real35k per run is a bit over 2 runs a day, and you can double downthat'll get higher as you get bourbonsthis is the easiest event you'll ever have
>>547904494iirc the only one that actually changes beyond what they call you is Dober's and she's not in global yet
>>547904494nah, only thing that will change is how you're addressed like rice calling you onee-san instead
Please Cygames... I need those 2 extra borrows
>>547904573true gambleri wish we could do wild shit like this in long CM too. mile CMs are the best
>>547904494The only real difference in global right now is Rice calling you onii-chan or onee-chan
>>547904626DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
>>547904626honestly bullshitwe should have gotten the borrow cap increase by now
>>547904573Umazing!
>>547904640i'm going to gamble a daiwa rocket in long cm
>>547904752i havent seen those back in gemini, could it work here against endclosers having both no stopping me and spurt?
Do other people see your swapped costume Umas?
Cmon cyjews, what so fucking offensive about this, remove Teio from the game is this is the case.
>>547904529I'll take a look at that. I guess I can run Bakushin with +1 Kita and focus SPD. Worried about the lack of stats on low level Kita and my EP cards make for a weak deck.>>547904602Yeah that was my first run. I completely forgot about the free Event Card boost which I didn't have at the time. Things will get better, you're right.
>>547904769SOO #TRUE!!!SHARED THIS WITH MY MOM ON FACEBOOT!!
>>547904537I'm going to ask if you during finals if you're using her for cm
>>547904837probably low winrate but it'll be funny if it wins so
>>547904865Zenno Rob Roy isn't a weak speed card at all, she's no Kitasan but she's far from blank space
>>547904872need curren's face on my boot
tickezo...
Hesitant (whatever) skills are global right? I can throw them on someone 100 horse lengths behind and they'll work?
TT bros what the fuck kind of deck are you using to pad points?I'm kind of lost on how to stack golds. I assume suzuka is necessary?
>>547904626>home for thanks giving>it fucking endsSUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>547905036I don't do that and retain just fine
>>547905036five golds and zero whites is all you need
>>547898783Transcend
>>547904626It's funny seeing how the doxxsite graphs spiked here
I want to slap that gut
>>547905036Just win a lot
I'll start tomorrow...
>>547904626JUST PERMANENTLY INCREASE THEM
>>547905036you already get 2-3 golds from Unity CupNo Stopping MeIts OnRushing GaleCurvature from KitasanYour Umas Gold SkillSprint and MIle Just Speed/Power/Wit Max
>>547904995Would have been funnier if she won by a head but PROUD OF MY FRIEND NONETHELESS.
come on man this is why I hate banners with dual rate ups I NEVER get the one that I want. I don't care how good either are I just like Rice Shower.
>>547905240>5h leftuhhh bwo??
>>547905294this again?
>>547905156sex with fat umas
spechan is cute and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>547905294damn I hate when I pull any banner uma in 12 pulls
My daughter I want to create a wife with
>>547905413
>>547904128Honestly, yeah. It's fucked that there was a summer spe but not a summer daiwa with her fat fucking tits.
>>547905294that's what pity is for
>>547905294Explode retard
>>547905240Just do a Bakushin run to finish it bwo...
Do I want>Cooldown>Swinging Maestro>Go Home SpecialistOn my gold ship
>>547903878Hitler exists both in game and in this real life so why not uma musume have a game about themselves in their world?
>>547904253My one win was the "Bring Gold Ship And You Win" freebie CM. I've probably spent a lot more money than you have, too.
>>547905567>1/8 missionsI think they need a bit more than one run...
>>547905585I shadn't help a goldshitter
>>547905585>He didn't pick Team CarrotOhnonononono
>>547905585...how do I even compete with monsters like this...
oh hey, meek is back?
>>547905585i will help a goldshitterswinging maestro + go home specialist
>>547905585Post deck
>should I buy 3 gold recovs with my 1200 stamina Gonna have a stroke
>>547901695I am. A promoted Seiun pacer so she rockets the corner. Its painful.
>>54790568118* stamina parents
>>547905585Maestro and Go Home
>>547905623Jesas. Anon must be one of them flatliners I hear so much about......
One day I will see 3 yellow stats.
>>547905763One day, I will see 2 yellow stats
>>547905585Yes, all three, and 1200 stamina
>>547901898fucking lmao
>>547905730Hi Dannycho, grats on your first CM W kek.
>>547905585the two cheapest ones
>>547905730holy oinkers
>>547905816Damn neigha you BLOCKED
>IRL Haru Urara's death>both accounts went radio silence for a full day>IRL Gentildonna's death>global 3 hours after mourning tweet: Here's 1.5k carats don't forget to vote us on the goyim awards>JP 3 hours after mourning tweet: don't forget to watch the seiyuu stream tomorrow just on pakatube!Is the biggest loser actually more respected than the strongest mare?
>>547905763>>547905816You mean you guys didnt get S speed/power/wit yet? We just got done with Virgo
>>547905028Anyone?
>>547906013Yes
>>547905937I feel like in terms of popular consciousness in Japan there's Oguri Cap, then Haru Urara, and only after those two is Deep Impact (maybe)
>>547905413>>547905457Your children will be whores though
>>547905937There was just nothing to post about and Gentildonna only appeals to beta cuck Mommydom faggots while Haru Urara appeals to anyone.
>>547902513She had the ticket to win
Bwos I' m starting to think horse racing might be animal cruelty... What do you mean gentildonna died at 16?
>>547904494TRACENRACEN
>>547905937Because Gentildonna is less famous than Haru Urara. Only keiba ojisans know about her before umamusume, but a lot of people especially in post-bubble era know about the>SHINING STAR OF LOSERS EVERYWHERE
>>547898137Why is chibi/Tanuki Rice Shower so different compared to the others?
>>54790615816 in horse years isnt the same as 16 in human years
daily reminder that ura finale is the most important spark
>>547906158They run at 2-3, mature at 5-7 and by 9 is already a mother.
>>547906158Hasan was right about lefties being drama queens
>>547906234thanks, those 20 points will definitely be the difference between a perfect run and a bricked run
How many man years is 16 uma years?
more like gentilGONER
quit horsing arou
>lot of dead people on the followers listA little melancholic if I say so myself.
>>547883795Whatever my winrate is from this + 15 losses in round 1 cause I was feeling generous.11,748
right on time
>>547905937Even normalfags who have never played or seen umamusume know about haru urara.
>>547906301late 40-50.>Reminder that Orfevre is already a grandpa before he was 20
>>547906324The fucked up part is clicking those and reading stuff like "yeah im done" in the bios...
>>547906324But what about the following?
At 900ish Stamina is 2 gold recovery skills (c&c and gourmand) + Halloween Rice's unique enough or should I grab cooldown as well?
>>547906324every CM leaves a trail of dead accounts in its wake
>>547906449If all trigger youre good
>>547906234Mada mada> Still jobs to everyone because pace chasers are useless with only no stopping me as accel
>>547906324>>547906409yes, that IS danchou.
>>547906536>212 followerswhore
>>547906449Why not try it in the practice mode. You dont need the gaslight simulators anymore
>I want to see Haru Urara win, she's the symbol of not giving upA nip prime minister the guy whose face is in season 1
>>547906376That is already cope, a normal horse is supposed to live quite a bit after 16, it's only racehorses that explode at 30 no matter what
>>547906383What the fuck did this 9D offline meant by this?
>>547897720NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547906572>he didnt 5 digit whore his umas
>try to farm parent in ura just as others shilled>10 gorilion mood downs>trainings fail even when it's less than 10% over and over and overFucking gaslighting faggotsUnity is better
>>547906086I'm going to make them fall in love with me
>>547906637Club chat probably.
>>547905294>villain likerDeserved
>all my honses have over 800 wit>all of them brocked how do I deal with this
>>547906637Kek GLUE LOCK is a great name for a club
>>547906215That's not Rice tanuki. That artstyle is from global artist.
I want to stare into Kawakami Princess' eyes for at least 5 hours straight
Akebono's career is making me so fucking hungry what do you MEAN Akebono, Creek, and HishiAma cook up a fucking steak just for me?
>>547905036golds are overrated if you aren't winning first. the majority of the points are sweeping 1/2/3
>>547906623Why do you think people said Gentil died too young anon? The average lifespan of a hors is 30 years old
>>547906086they will be loyal umawives ripe for oyakodon
>>547906780Hmmm... so not only trainers can be feeders, some of the umas are like that too... interesting...
>>547905036I'm consistently in the top 2000 and I just put my CM umas directly into TT
bros did they really invent a new disease to lower Super Creeks training chance....
>>547906780You need energy for the night
>Danchou please kick me my gf made a clubUnaffiliated, hasn't played in over a month.I hope you are okay bwo...
>>547906775Post more umas with "sharp" eyes
hows your stash bros
new high score, too bad it's wasted on a p*ce chaser
>>547906937brian sex...
>>547906965deck please anon
:(
Which Kikuka Sho winners will you be using in next CM?>Mejiro McQueen>Rice Shower>Biwa Hayahide>Narita Brian>Mayano Top Gun>Matikanefukukitaru>Seiun Sky>Manhattan Cafe>Gold Ship
>>54790696353k, it's pretty good.Mejiro Dober next
>>547906975I read this as brain sex and thought you were fucked up
>>54790696363K with the freebies they just gave us. Ready for Kitasan. Already accepting I will be swiping for Kitasan (uma).
How do you get into team trials class 7? I thought I'd finally promote into it with my 740k score, but the menu still says class 6 retention...
>>547906998got lucky with high rolls and inspirations, stam/pow parents
>>547906975Brian LOVE
>>547907060Shiraoki-sama take the wheel!
>>547907060Mejiro McQueenBiwa HayahideI don't know who's third yet, maybe Rice Shower, but I don't have enough sashes for her, so I'd go with Teio as third. I could've used Narita Brian but she can't use her card which is problem for me.
Is it acceptable to help your trainee with their homework?
What are the next banners gonna be?
I still don' t have makween, bwos, how do I cope?
>>547907220I don't know
>>547907220Kawakami Princess
>Buono is treated as a giant in-universe >I'm taller than Buono
>>547907220Kawakami PrincessSome trash SSRs nobody cares about since everything pre-Kitasan rerun is meaningless
>>547907321no you're not chiyo
>>547907321i'm shorter than urara
>Proc NSM>3:00 timeits just that simple
Think for yourselfForm your own opinion
>>547907378Hmmm. nyo
Use your intellectEvade my blows
>>547907378>Think for yourselfWhat should I think about?>Form your own opinionWhat do I base my own opinion on?
>>547907378I think, sex with Biwa
>>547906963Excellent. All uma spark is secured. FineMo soon too maybe.
Suck my dickChoke on it
I have finished doing the math for the next CM, and I'm afraid to tell you all that if you end up matching against me you're fucked.
Why'd they send out tga nomination so late? Did uma lose wuwa?
>>547907331I'm basically hibernating until then, I'm tired of wasting my time and every fucking "guide" or deck of Uma beating mine being mlb this, mlb that
Ever notice how almost every manga/anime trainer is a woman
>>547906963hope dober doesn't take too many pulls so I have two sparks for the big banner
Please accelerate, I need to double spark kitasan
>>547907554Tell me something I dont know, banana fiend.
>>547898338>>547899509>>547899250
Bakushin 4 wit 2 speed for next cm, thoughts?
>Get my FIRST Hot Spring Ticket>NO GUTS>fail the CareerI'm killing myself
>>547907554Hmmm... maybe a few more points in stamina next time, trainer...
that's crazy
>>547907352squeal
>Just found out that to participate in legal horse racing the horse must be descendant of either Darley Arabian, Byrerley Turk or Godolphin BarbWho made the gay rules? What if one day I managed to find a wild horse that is faster than pure inbred horses?
>>547906963wtf what was the thing your rolled for?
>>547907905Just kitasan
>>547907720Thinking of it, nosebleed can be really deadly for horses (if they can get it). They can't breathe through mouth so they might drown in their own blood.
i'd be happy if I had 50 more wit and capped speed oh well
>>547907659I can't for my success in this stratagem requires other toreenas to not know about it. Preliminary testing yields 90% win rate though.
Umas for a brownCHAD like me?
>>547907791That sucks bro hang in there
>>547907868Those who make money obviously. They don't want any competition.
>>547908013spechud
>>547907868>why are only thoroughbred horses allowed in thoroughbred racing
>>547905681>>547905730Ive found the deck doesnt seem to matter as much as you think. What matters is getting maximized trainings. I got an S rank uma with a shitty fan/parent deck. The only "required" cards are Kita and Riko.
>>547907969Show deck.
>>547908013shart falcon
>>547907060Where's Super Creek? That's who I'll be using.
Why the fuck does golshi tend to get 3+ mood down events in a row?
>>547908129Rank doesn't even matter as much as stat distribution. An A+ uma with 1200/x/900/x/900 will beat an S-rank with 1200/x/700/x/1200 most of the time.
>>547907868Then congratulations, you can race it against other wild horses
>>547907060uhhh top goon and goldship
Blockshin...
>>547908238She has the umapyoi look in her eyes...
>>547907060Is fuku secretly amazing like Rob Roy/Digital? Her design is so filler mob npc tier.
>>54790817015 stam 2 speed sparks
>>547907060>Missed Super Creek
>>547908274>>547908094Are there races with nonthoroughbreds? Are they faster?
>>547907832Spe?
>>547908316buhi...
>>547907868Then you call them pussies until they relent and you become the GOAT trainer
>>547907060Rudolf, Narita Brian, and Air Groove
>>547908306Her design is amazing
>Are the horses bred for hundreds of years for racing better at races than some random horse?Are we deadass
>>547908345Yes. Here's one. You get food three times a day, a place to rest, and you have almost two weeks to finish it
>>547897720She died because I lost virgo. Same with all the other horses that died. You can make it stop, but I'm not holding my breath. Gold Ship is next.
>>547907060Was gonna use Golshi and Fukukita but im at a loss as to who else to field in this list. I recently got Brian but how tf to get pacers to work here
>>547903847Jesus
>>547908345There are different types of competitions that some other horses are used forpic related, most of the races end cause the horses just give up pulling lol
>>547908246
>>547897720;_;
>>547908570>Stop and gave up right in front of the finish lineThat hors is so me frfr
Restart your game.
>>547908713retard
The Uma with most talentThe cutestThe fastestThe strongestThe unbeatable She is...
>>547907623In a game, of course it's a full waifu game like idolmaster.In anime and manga? Most of them are men actually, Laurel's trainer is not a trainer, but an assistant to her dad who is the actual trainer of Laurel. But I get what you're saying. Star Blossoms is supposed to be more "girly" than Cingray. The author is a woman too.
>>547908570do they pull concrete blocks or something?
[Sad News] 50% WR man is about to become 40% WR
>>547908772why is she making that face? everyone else has normal expressions
>artist wants to see Fuji brainwashed and dressed in harem wear Based?
>>547908823cocklust
Falco...
>>547908793It doesn't count when he's throwing on purpose, chud
>>547908758Are you ok?
>>547908835>not making her grow her hair out tooso close to perfection
wait if you rely on riko and rice+power card and sparks for stam completely where do you get the guts then
>>547908789its a very heavy sledge like 600 kilosit's basically a powerlifting competition for horses
>>547908895From Riko. You can also do pow sparks and train stam tho
>>547908895rikoshe can still give you like 400 guts. Or drop a ball or two on guts and it'll even out
>>547908895riko + event choices
>>547908860never mind, he queued into morons
>>547908779The obvious explanation is that female trainers are less threatening to the male audience and should be used wherever possible.
>>547898338I really like this image for some reason...
>>547906937>sharp eyesThis uma grins like a goofball when she wins, Brian is LAME!!!
>>547908835No need to brainwash Fuji, she's entirely for (You).
Gacha games belong to 40 year old incels
>>547908994It would still not count, xe made a troll team because he was scared of losing to a f2p uodka this time. Will be back tryharding in libra since that's a proper leviathan cup
>>547908942>>547908957>>547908986my rigo is 1lb... that doesn't subtract too much from her event gains right
>>547909207About 1-2 points per event
>>547908850>team beats glasse and cocon>my uma loses to a generic
>>547909140>>547906937
>>547909170Pretty sure the demographic here is 23-39 here.
>>547909207there is barely any difference between MLB and LB1
>>547909394Dam solo ace...chad...
>>547909325>made the cutoff67 my fellow zoomers
Fuck, why'd it take me this long to realise getting Riko to green gives her Date event, I thought it was random...
>>547909325It is, there was just a poll a few days ago
>>547909394>runaway is all the rage in global for killing fronts efficiently >brings a single frontI don't get it
>>547909318luv me brian. luv her demeanor but also the fact she doesn't shy away from also being a cute girl the way ryan does.
>>547909442>anon uses a pal card for the first time
>>547909325Turned 30 this year and I already feel so out of touch with the world. Also where THE FUCK are my wizard powers!?
>>547909394Thank you silent suzie for your heroic duties o7
>>547909394>urara is not lastwhat kinda of jobbers he had in his lobby wtf
>That s2 scene in which makqueen has to be pushed into the gate like a Real horseI kek'd
>>547909325120 year old hereHorse racing but anime girls is wonderful
>>547909523badly built ooniges that still did their job
>>54790932521 gramps
>>547909493Looking at the replay i think the late start was too significant. Potential overtake on the uma's spurt for AS. He's just doing solo ace for fun anyways.
where are her panties
>>547909394this was brought to you by big nige
>>547909512>Wizard powers Satono Diamond broke into your home hours before you turned 30, raped you in your sleep, then left without you realizing
>>547909325>just barely squeaked thru
>>547909531Seiun also had that happened to her a couple of times, but it was in the background. Not sure season 1 or 2
>>547909325I'm turning 40 soon, I'll leave the door open for you.
>>547909575You are but a child. Sit down and let the grown ups talk about wanting to get dominated by Mayano Top Gun
>finished second this CM>now gentil passed awayWhat a terrible day.
>>547909394Hilarious. And he was bragging about winning Cancer with Seiun solely because the opponent Falco didn't get Groundworks off and he got away lucky.
>>547909603She's a dirty uma.
>>547903159We already got 1st and 1.5 anni tweaks for Global half anniversary; why would they hold out on new shit that makes people play more and also adjusts a dominant meta horse?
date still not started lol
>>547909394>I-it's ok guys, I mean I was trolling, it doesn't count since I wasn't really trying ah-a I still have 90% (*in round 1)Insufferable.
>>547909614So that's why I can't feel my hymen anymore
I think you should eat your vegetables.
My hands hurt from playing arcade rhythm games too much.
>>547909493as that other anon said, he ran solo front because he was scared of running a high WR team with a $5000 deck and then jobbing to a Uodka that hits gamba accels
Are the event SSRs good or worth passing? I've got 17k carats and I don't feel like waiting until the Kitasan rerunnto roll again (my +1 is fine, half my follows are Kitasans, anyway).
Mayano's career is literally impossible
>>547909394>whales>gets stomped in finalshilarious
>Rednu won>VF lostWhat about that Filipino (i think) guy who has a long CM streak?
Used to play dota 2 and titanfallNow I play ffxiv and umamusume...
>>547909840YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547908570>yada
>>547909858the rob roy speed is nice for spark farming
>>547909603She wears a thong. The straps are on top of the hip, which you can’t see with the thigh windows
>SEA hours>e-celeb posting starts upI'm nyoticing....
Where's witgod's platinum? I don't think I've ever seen him talking about his global CM results.
Uhh Shiraoki-sama, whats going on?
>>547909858Do roll on those cards and skip kitasan if you want to brick your account
>>547909941my rabibwos always bait people with their posts
>Had a dream I pulled Narita Taishin on the Digitan banner>Woke up, did a 10 pull with the free 1500 carats, pulled Narita TaishinWhat does this mean?
>wins Cancer because opposing Falco failed Groundworks check>GEE GEE OSHI PVP IS ALIVE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TAURUS OR GEMINI HATERS MAD>loses Virgo>wow... I just got unlucky it isn't my opponents just unlucky
Any recommended deck for Golshi? What should be my target stats?
>>547910093>two niigershow did they not die
>>547909972she activated over heaven
>>547910086Marked
>>547910142they did, but only after one of them brocked him long enough to prevent his angling.
>>547910086Shiraoki is coming to take your soul in five
>>547909972
>>547910142They died, but not before cucking his Seiun Sky. Stamina only matters for the last spurt so it's irrelevant for blockers.
>>547909972This is so ominous.
>>547910086You drew the winning ticket. You should honor this lucky event by giving 10,000,000 new fans to Winning Ticket.
>>547910086>three goddesses randomly blessed this anon for some fucking reasonErm, explode
>>547910093shiraoki giveth, shiraoki taketh away.
>>547909972she breaking out of the umaverse into the real world
Wtf saw a picture of the actual Gentildonna and she was fucking jacked. No way she was natty.
>>547910221Kek
>>547910142My nige, who was rolling over clubmates in practise, got destroyed by another nige with swinging that survived the duel and won. I didn't get to see her stats but yeah people brought nasty niges to finals, I never saw one win before finals
>>547909394If he hadn't done the 90% thing I wouldn't be laughing at him because honestly this is the standard CM experience. But he did, so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=konTluT2mgU
>>547910142f-fronts are alive!>even worst case scenario for the suzuka still cucks MLB Kita MLB finemo MLB NN MLB Riko giga ace
>>547910339Just built different (no really, enlarged heart).
(You) follow this chink guide ?
>>547910093>>wow... I just got unlucky it isn't my opponents just unluckyHe really said this after throwing 3 whole days of CM just to lower his winrate
You should be honest and apologize.
>>547910339Rude. She's natty. Her dad's on the other hand...
>>547906963I think I can MLB El Condor Pasa speed card with 400 pulls Should I even bother really or wait for Still in Love
LMFAO IMAGINE PAYING AND LOSING
>>547910093Do you think Glixy and Arurf are gonna realize what happened
Even: you get to have sex with your favorite Uma Odds: you’re raped by Goldship
>>547910601it's just bog standard annoying big ego that thinks his wins are skill based and losses are bad luck.
>breadwinner multiple g1 winner mare>look up>ningen loverEvery single time
>>547909846My balls hurt from playing fapping too much.
>>547907938How many lbs? That's a huge load to go off
>>547910592PAYPIGGIES GET FUCKEDFUCK YALL
>>547910706RICE SEX
>>547910560Doing Akebono's career makes me want to put her and Biko in a CM togetherTaiki is in Bono's career too
I WANT DIGITAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAPasa sexo thanks Shiraoki-sama
>>547899137the weebs are so easily to trigger lol
>>547910706
>>547910750The first banner i only got 1lb in 200 rolls
>>547910831Nigga wtf
>>547910831holy fuark you're being invaded by american umaRUN
>>547910706rolling
>>547910093That's a good point. You can't just wave away his CM losses without also pointing to the wins like CM3 where he clearly only won because the better built Falco stumbled out of the starting gate.
>>547910889I've pulled Taiki Shuttle EIGHT FUCKING TIMES on this banner. At this rate I'm going to 5-star her.
>>547910093How do people even watch this guy
>>547907060Rice and Rudolf
>>547910831
>>547910889>Run>Against two UmasWhat kind of advice is that?!
>>547898216why did they make this bitch a zoomette when she was born in the 80s
>>547910968because they are ugly south east asians such as himself
>>547910785
same
>>547911039
>>547902351>Hey buy this 60 USD blu-ray to get a 3 star voucher that saves you 400 USDI understand the grind but it's still hilarious
>>547910706What happens when one doesn't have a particular favorite uma?
>>547910592>3rd>out of 8kHe already lowered his rating by intentionally throwing round 1 and 2, intentionally lowered his team rating by bringing in jobber Urara and Teio, tryharded by bringing in an entirely newly trained Seiun and still lost. Holy shit what is his cope this time now that his "OSHIPVP IS ALIVE" didn't work
>>547911061What is wrong with this ors
>>547910968he gives me knowledge
>>547911141doesn’t matter in your case
>samson big added as 2 star uma in 5th anniversary>yfw they make her final irl fate canon ingame too
>>547911175Seems okay to me considering that he didn't change his comp for finals and stuck with solo seiun. It'd be a different story if he changed to his full comp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVBUPmeFIrgseiyuus being bad at videogames
>>547911141Luckily you don’t have to worry about it!
>>547911136>>547902351Are there any redemption codes for global yet?
>>547910560The daughteru of justice
>>547911214>>547911264But I was just asking, not rollingThat doesn't seem fair
>>547902351>Shilling /fit/ productsWITCHAD will break that twig VFtranny
>>547911204>he gives me knowledgeClearly not then
>>547909394>>547910093>Checked the stream because I love schadenfreude on sloptubers>Clicking a random section showed me the stats of the Teio he's running>Somehow, this shit got 6th placeThis is just as funny. But seriously, what purpose was this, that Seiun being his "oishi" was that powerful, he could run whatever garbage with her? What a tard, deserved.
>>547911335witgod buys protein powders. i think he's a gymrat
>>547911260>that entire year when the golshi VA became a vtuber just to carry the entire zeitgeist of uma on her back>also mildly competent at video games compared to her contemporaries (poor kingu VA)I didn't even know the VAs still did stuff. That's cool.
I want to bury my face into Dantsu Flame's deep cleavage while she puts a slice of cheese on top of my head
i got some 7 late lobby for finals and no one got pump off its just luck really
>>547911354pretty sure the rear of the room across the finish line was the two dead ooniges and his own urara.
>>547911354So he can preload excuses, "lol it doesn't matter because i was just trolling guise :)"
>>547911354I don't get what's his purpose with that Teio. The skills seems just random too. Probably wanted to flex that his Seiun can carry his ass and got cocky about it, and that he wanted an excuse if Seiun ever jobs
>>547911425That's weird.
>>547911425Are you lost?
>>547911425is cheese good for horses?
>>547909904 You are a wise anon.
Won B finalsDon't feel anything positiveHorses instantly went from being 7/8/9th fav pretty much every race in round 2 to 1/2/3rd fav in b finalsFeel like a failure taking it out on mentally handicapped childrenWould have much rather been 3rd in A
>>547911354The purpose is to make excuse if he jobs with his whale deck to some random Oguri with welfare cards.
>>547911510No, they die from dairy
>>547911419>(poor kingu VA)Context? The only video I know where King Halo's and Gold Ship's VA played together was that translated one where they played Gang Beasts with Tokai Teio's VA and Mayano Top Gun's VA and King Halo's VA won so hard they played a 1v3 match against her.
>>547911335he also draws his own chibis and thumbnails.
>>547911354What ranks were his competition?
>>547911525nice congratsyou can now always choose left/right hand for spark farming in a reliable way
>>547911260how is this any different from watching vtubers
>>547911354Here I am trying my best to train Teio to win CMs and this fag just goes on and make her a fodder to be used as an excuse and boost his own Seiun. This is also after his faggot ass ranking Teio lowest every goddamn time. I may actually be seething and filled with rage right now.
>>547910832great job you post one post and they're crying for hour
>>547911354He was too scared of losing to a lucky f2p Taiki/Vodka/Grass
>>547911354wtf is this? People actually watch this guy for information? Is he so butthurt from his losses that he started running troll teams so he can pretend it's on purpose?
>>547911354It's called loading excuses into the chamber before you fire your gun. Notice that he says he'll be locking in on a whale CM (long). And I guarantee he'll "mess around for oshi pvp / channel views" when the sprint CM rolls around.
I thought oshi gaming meant picking a fave for each distance and not forcing one uma to fit every distance
I'm finding it a little hard to get a clear and concise stat break down. How important is power? I understand it has diminishing importance in longer races due to have more ground to hit top speed? I'm making a long S.Rudolf Late Closer, What power should I be aiming for here? Or am I primarily relying on the late closer skills for acceleration and velocity in the last corner? What's the golden ratio here? 1200/900/1000 +/- gold recoveries?
>>547911776I pick 3 different umas each time until I race them all. My job as a trainer is to at least try to make everyone shine. Hard without cards, but I made it this time.
>>547911793It is not a linear progression of functionLike 1200 speed is not 2x faster than 600 speedSame for all stats It is a lot of complicated formulae
>>547911776>oshi>more than onevtumour tourist or?
Pasa is REALLY cute
>>5479117761200/900/1000 + 2 golds with more stamina/more wit making you more safe.
>>547911895Most likely,
>>5479117931000/1200/900 +2 gold revories
>>547909394
>>547911898Yeah that's a nice outfit.
>>547911898love her eyesvery bright and blue
>>547911948Fuck, then my supports are all wrong for this run. Oh well, maybe I'll just focus on medium then. what do you think is the best stat spread for that? For some reason I have a lot of problems training high power if I don't have sparks on it.
>>547902351>I usually buy 12 packs of 3kg proteinHoly FUCK bro
>>547911898I really really want to make use of her in a future CMher unique should be really good but it doesn't work on every track
>>547911895I only exclusively watch en vtubers
>>547902351Even with spending, he's still f2p at heart. I fucking kneel
>>547912065yeah it's not something you'll be achieving unless you hypershit sparks and bursts + training an uma with training bonus for those stats BUT you will be facing them in CM so good luck. you'll need it
So, SEAniggers Oshi is Seiun? Ironically he could make a promoted pacer Libra version of it but he doesnt have the balls to solo run that id assume.
>>547911476How reliable, why would I not want to follow this guy to know the meta and his advice. A lot of similar responses this comment got, so I'll pick this one and it's me casting a net to you other bwos>>547911431I suppose, I've passed a few gassed out ooniggers but I had...some stamina. Guess the late strategy helped this Teio retain it lmao.>>547911587Actually competent, fitting gold skill and stats, no real jobbers, picrel to give a general idea.
You might not like it, but this is how Virgo B finale winner looks like
>>547912356He says he'll be "locking in" at Libra. Which means he'll be end closer gaming but just bring Seiun anyway
>>547910560MY FUARKING HERO!!!!
>>547912356His Oshis are: Seiun Sky, S. Maru, Xmas Oguri, V.Bourbon. Notice the pattern?
>>547902351>>547912070So he is both Witgod and Fitgod??
mambo
>>547911587all jobbers with rushing gale
Imagine if uma wins TGA and normies flood in
How do you get ignited spirit power on unity cup? I'm always getting speed
>>547912472Ah, paypig tripple fronts clipped by early runaway implementation?
>>547912431>"locks in" at Libra>loses to the uma that hits perfect NSM in finalsI wonder what the excuse will be
>>547912535Damn I remember /uma/ told me not to get that shit and I won, thanks guys
>>547912197Forceful matingpress daiwa scarlet
>>547912562Aren't all global players normies
>>547912591daiwa rocket wont work if there's a. good front right?
>>547912591College drama
>>547912562Fine by me if they give us carats for it. It's not like the thread could get any lower than it does sometimes
>>547912576I tend to get it when I happen to be training power a lot. It just depends on how you train I guess, when I took six guts cards it gave me the guts version
>>547912610In fairness, the rushing gale jobbers were not the team with the suzuka that actually brocked him or the taiki that took first.
>>547911267They did a twitter giveaway where the winner got a code for 1500 carrots or something.
>>547912696Suzukas were all jobbers without groundwork too
>>547912736Based.
>>547912736This is NOT me.
>my local asian grocery store ran out of dashi powderumas for this feel?
>>547899865Fair? Why did you think it was supposed to be fair?
>Fraudnu won>but Victoria SEANigger lost Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
What are good formations for CM runners in general? (like 2 ends and a pace for example)
wtf is this
>>547912767That's true, I don't know why anyone would think he queued into a tough room. He tanked his WR in the rounds and queued into a low to mid competition finals.
im being manhandledumahandled
>>547902351>yearly "earning pocket money">a video that he only does once a year>still shills you products that will still give you full advantages >umamusume products with code inside>PROTEIN SHAKESMy knees are kneeling on their own
>>547912736Hint level up:Lone Wolf
>>547912736A true trainer would always have time to fuck her trainee
>>547912876different positions for each
>>547912895Umamusume I believe.
>>547912950Tell that to Tazuna
if you can't bench press your oishi you aren't worth of calling yourself her trainer
>>547911267uma is way too niche to have western brands want to partner with them
>>547912918>showing what they do in private in front of everyoneBono...
>>547913008I did and she gave me a thumbs up emote. (I am currently in Germany with my trainee)
>>547913006>Toreina-san...why are you staring at my teammate as she bounces up and down?
>>547912772I checked out her skills and she seems cool/viable. A Late/End hybrid that gets spurt for free off pot4, and has an upgraded THH. Seems good if you want to oshi her for CM?
>>547913062explain this then
>>547911638goldship is a vtuber and unironically one of the OGs
>>547912919that's my fuarking goat right there
>>547912919I respect his hustle and the products he's shilling are actually useful.
>>547911585Huh he actually drew those cute thumbnails. He actually can draw surprisingly well
>>547913006stop playing with resolution multiplier bwo
>>547912896Why is she so lewd?
>>547913146Japanese KFC is effectively a Japanese brand.
>>547913062wrong, geoff will put uma on every dorito package and mountain dew bottles around the world
>>547912876For the upcoming CM I think having a Pace is good solely because you want a shot at pace promotion. Alternatively you can run a Front if you want to disable pace promotion and put even more weight on your End(s).
>>547909394This doesn't help his 73.75% winrate
>>547911638bro..
>>547912919JP only codes right?
>>547913240i would pay good money for teio-flavoured doritos
>>547912512hachimi
>>547913213Her racewear is probably the lewdest in game
>>547913315Sadly. I actually haven't tried entering a JP only code to EN. I should try it sometimes
>Deliberately killing a run to clear run mission>"You have 1 turn left and haven't met your fan quota! You should race!">Nah>Stamina training>FAILURE>Curren-chan flails, then sinks under the water>No infirmary>Melancholic sunset with illegible, 4x speed text Oh no...
>>547913272His WR is now 40%
>>547911638It is why we welcome our /vt/ brethren here
>>547913304>>547911419You think that Ueda girl is set for life because of helping keep Uma and CyGames alive at the critical moment
>>547913386Pure sex.
>>547910706Am I sexing a big eater or getting eaten by the meme horse
>>547913408If you do please post the results
>>547911638Gold Ship pioneered vtubing
>>547913386 For real. She runs with the whole ass out. It's why I want to pull her so bad.
When or why the fuck would i ever buy the Burning Spirit skills at 380 whole ass points?
https://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1993555072756945159?s=20
my d rank team losted the debut raceis this a brick run or can you recover from a draw?
>>547913585If you want the spark maybe
>>547913304One of the few Vtubers where their identity is public knowledge
>>547913709I lost the the last two unity races and still beat Riko's jobber team. It is possible, but not likely.
VF lost? How do you whale so hard and get third
>>547913709Yeah, just take top for the rest. Draw is equivalent to taking the middle.
>>547912874Looking at it again, yeah, Victoria Paypig didn't have amazing opponents, a lot of Rushing Gales, a few being 100+ under having great power, but they're actually opponents that can do something. But did you see the actual garbage Fraudnu went against? >>547883773 It would have hilarious if he lost, but I would have hoped he would win against this even with his forced Urara bet pick.
>>547913585i only took a gold one once for a TT ace
>uma uses skill literally on top of the finish linethis shit should be illegal
Did anyone see an Akebono win Virgo Cup?
>>547913561Unfortunately her career is unironically ass
So what happened to all the anons who said Cygenerous would never give free carats for the gay awards?
>>547913709i recovered from a draw before
>>547913867Yeah but you can afford 1 and a half golds for the price of that damn thing..
>>547913871I got my ass beat by one in round 2, haven't seen any finals posts though
>>547913903They got what what they deserve.
>>547913903I'm right here.
>>547913990goodnow suck it
>>547913450She fucking better be. She bailed out a billion dollar franchise
>>547913450it's not like she's known for any other role beyond golshi
>>547914037No.
>>547914118>>547914118>>547914118
is there a list of umas that will be unticketable?
>>547914231Jungle Pocket and few others
>>547914231pokke and donna are the ones I recall
>>547913208IT WORKED FINE BEFORE. FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN RENDERING IS OTHERWISE LOCKED TO 1080P
>>547911419machikane having a dogshit mic was funny. also the machikane voice was so hard for her to do it was obvious she couldn't keep it up
>>547909603Can someone do an upskirt of her model in umaviewer
