Thanksgiving EditionPatch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=n9yk6vwrucj9Next tournament!Saturday November 29thEU11:30am PT / 7:30pm UTChttps://challonge.com/2agy3aqaNA3:00pm PT / 6:00pm EThttps://challonge.com/g6kk88c4Meg guide:https://youtu.be/Cs9PNrfOKb0?si=ijQouwyeJyPqW-k2>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationThe entire base roster is free until Dec 4!>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>547924752
i luv sheep
>>548102631I like this character, at the center of this picture.
Russian hafu for season 3
>>548102837vampy! yes!!!
delete brave counter
Add Burst
Join da tournament
My nee-chan is ready for winter.
>>548103241i wish i could do this in exchange for 3 crystals or something
I deleted neechang instead of BC
>>548103442What the FUCK
>>548103601Now I'm gonna delete mom.
>>548103442the game is finally saved
>>548103667DON'T
Currently and I mean CURRENTLYpushing a huge 2B out of my asshole while sitting on a toilet.
Hi, sorry I don't want to ask the gacha general because they're unbelievably schizophrenic, but didn't there also used to be a relink general? What happened to that, died from a lack of users? I wanted to pick it up because it's on giga sale.
>>548103278Zzzzz
>>548103956Yeah. Died cause the game didn't exactly had a great content support and eventually people got their fill of it. Wasn't because it was bad just, didn't had shit to do in it anymore.
>>548103956it died from a lack of schizos
>>548102801Why isn't she spinning?
>>548104183>>548104187Dios mio.....(also fuck you cygames put my idiot wife in your pve game)
>>548104484mod to give her this hair and fleshfang at all times
>>548104348cuz you are not my oomife
>>548104348because she’s pathetic
>Maybe playing this character will make the game fun>Go into training mode>Fall closer and closer to sleep with every button pressed>close game and go back to youtube and masturbation
>>548106052play a cool character
agreedno points for you if you gonna dice roll mash for wins like a little baby man
>Seox divekick is -1 at worst and you can easily make it plus, even up to +4this shit is just better unisoniche even has an airstall and air projectile
So if something's -1 and you're close enough, you can mash throw and it'll auto-timed beat throw protection?
When is the next chapter in the Nierfag's Car saga?
>>548107289but I can 2H his stupid divekick on reaction and unisonic can only be AA'd by characters with a dp
>>548107808but they told me unisonic was impossible to anti air because he can do it at any point in his jump arc, seox can do that too
Nerf 66L. Nerf jab. No more plus frame handouts.
>>548107776my piece of shit car with 125 hp is doing well so now my car keys will be hidden from now onnow watch me do a little dancemake a little love do a little danceget down tonight uh huh uh huh get down tonight
Lost to a Cagliostro with 150 games
>>548108403When is it going to break down again
>>548108930Got 2-0'd and double perfected by a Versusia with 200 games
Bai guise im going to fap to brown girls for four hours
>>548110138good luck jizzington
One Gawweon Miwk pwiis
>>548109308as long as my dear old mother doesnt drive it while im sleeping
one game that's not vs sky striker pwiis
>>548110773I never noticed he had a bucket seat.
Kekhttps://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/1993974740420063415
there are strangers in the lobby...
>>548113053invaders?
>>548112314Vikala is unironically a mid tier
https://x.com/ELSA_NIER/status/1993945500912111644
>>548115038is he actually from here?
I am ELSA_NIA
I am InochiScarlet
>>548112314>mouse trap
>>548108930>>548109561issa smurfs
>>548116874No, it was just me, Umisho™
>>548115335big fan of u elsa
>>548118636but I had nothing else to do...
>>548118896should have left his djeeta gems alone.
>>548118636Why was Xerom's gf having a melty?
>>548118636That's a strange hate for thanksgiving.
>>548119292What no friends and family does to a young sensitive man
>>548120541>manthat's WOman, dumb chud
>>548121648i think the game dumps people in there sometimes when the normal lobby crashes.
who made bikki a woman...
>>548121645nier is cute
>>548121648there are portals
*stands up*
>>548121759>>548121978somehow it put me in the normal non-crossplay lobby.
>>548121645Is it fun to pretend to be a troon?
>>548121645circumcision pov
Anyone up for a late night lobby in 2 hours?
>>548126375>2 am lobby
>>548126375okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>548126375why not RIGHT NOW???
>>548126616I'm still not at home
>>548110138Shit, I spent an extra hour fapping to Camilla from fire emblem
>>548133653Main?
>>548133653thats not a brown girl.
>>548135148Charlotta is pretty
Sorry anons, I just arrived home and am too tired
I love my slutty neechang
wobbly status?
I nutted and now my dick feels like it's on fire lmao. I don't have a djeeta image on this device to attach to my post
>>548135621dead
>>548134727I can only fap to ZOOEY PVSSY for so long, friend
>>548135383I waited HOURS for you.
>>548135921Really? just let me go get an energy drink real quick
How do Beatrix players live with themselves knowing that they're carried pieces of shit frauds?
>>548136000no it's okay, I should sleep anyway
>>548136207Now you're fugged because I'm already in
>>548136439are you happy anon? you left this poor anon hanging...
>tournament tomorrow>I am free to join it>I have not played since last monthA I I E E
>>548136797i will always be the biggest jobber so there is no shame in joining
>>548136850I'm not a jobber because no one expects me to winI'm just shit, always have been, and always will be
>>548136926be micer to yourself
>anon and his million excuses to not join the tourney
>>548108259If this game didn't have baby mode plus frames and neutral skips no one would play it, most of the playerbase is full on scrubs that defend 66L because they need it to carry and they defend all the other bullshit too because it's what they use to rob or get wins consistently. Lots of people think they're good or that they played good "neutral" because they walked back for 2 second and did 66L into whatever + wallbounce/corner juggle + SSBA and got a kill for it, as if it was their own skill that did it and not just the game handing it out for free because that sequence is universal for everyone. Or when someone lands some random blue slop move on you on your jab recovery and they get some 65% damage combo that they did purely out of "skill" and not because of the incredibly faggoty slow motion bullshit from blueslop moves.
join the fuarking tournament. unless you're EU, then I don't care.
>>548102094While some of the orchestra girls have gotten an SSR she's not one of them (yet), and the only recruitable character who got in before having one is Lowain so very dead as far as chances of getting in Rising goes.
>>548137394mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
I only join the tournament when the request is attached to a naked zooey picture
>>548137394I hate myself when I join tournaments though
join the tournament so the two resident 2B players can beat you and smirk to themselves while they say ggs to you and /bow
I only join the tournament when the request is attached to a picture of a certain character, but I don't give out that information for free.
GGs EX-Jiita nice late night setsggs mysterious horsegirl who randomly spawned to molest us
>>548139361ggs anon. thanks for gaming.
>>548138147>japanese Vikala porn
>>548139405
you said the wombly had 15 late night playersthats what you said in my headthere was no such thing
>>548137451does granblue have some cruel agenda against girls with dark hair
>>548139491suzuka, silenced...
>>548139491Anon... there were 11 people playing in the lobby... you couldn't have missed such epic late night lobby right?
>>548139491
>>548144067pretty
I HATE DJEETA
I HATE BIKKI
I HATE MARI
you guys don’t like anything
>>548145558I love you
>>548145591I love you too bro
>only four guys in the EU tournamentJOINNAOW
>>548145898there's nobody else left to join
Remember how Zeta was just a good solid character but everyone thought she was a broken top 1 contender so they nerfed her into the ground and took everything worthwhile she had and now no one plays her ever?What was that all about?
>>548150521no
>>548150521>See Zeta jump>AA's her>She does j.22U into SBA and I lose 70% of my HP
>>548150521I think this but just for Niia.
>>548150886>spend 50 meter for j22U>somehow enough meter for a full combo into SBA
>>548151354You were obviously not around during pre-nerf ults and Zeta.
current zeta is bottom 3
>>548151654I'm playing since day 1 and I don't remember being able to generate 50 meter within one combo (that already starts with the opponent being airborne on the first hit).
>>548150886>>548151654Wilnas, Soriz and Metera does this right now and nobody cares.
>>548151680Let's not jump from one extreme to another.
Half the cast blueslops into 70% now which only makes it even funnier.>Only character in the game to have her blueslop dmg reduced across the board>Got her fuzzy taken away just for Cy to add real 50/50s to other charactersShot in the head for playing the meta too early in the game's lifecycle.
>>548137881Join the tournament
don't care. zeta is the worst blonde in the game.
>>548152889t.homosexual Vane player(I didn't have to specify you were gay since you play Vane, i just wanted to)
>>548152854What's going on here?
>>548152854>join the tournament>finally, my first /gbvsg/ tournament>excited to go 0-2 for reasons I don't understand>first round, first opponent>opponent goes first>wait that doesn't seem right this isn't a turn based ga->my opponent immediately goes under the table and starts sucking my dick>"I thummunth elmenthl heroth thrathoth inth atthath moth"I think I joined the wrong tournament...
>>548151768Idk why you think raw ults use 50 meter.
>>548153635I don't know why you think a combo starting with j22U can do 70% of your health.Even when back then, if you end it with a SBA. Somehow.
>>548153973https://youtu.be/MAD0oLRJ_b8?si=7ZctYWi6aUZ940MW&t=2346
>>548153216Dancing
>>548154470And there was not a single j22U into SBA in that video.
Joinda streamhttps://www.youtube.com/live/E7glinLLWYk
lobbygamers?
this grimnir is clearly pulling punches on meyou can't just use unoptimal combo on me like thisYOU HAVE TO 3-TOUCH MEEEEEEEEE
>>548145898>the 2bitchnah
meanwhile in japan
>>548153973What this anon did not expect, was that I still have the files of the cracked Rising beta test files on my PC and my autism severely outpowers his retardation, which is already pretty fucking high.This combo would work up until the point they nerfed how refunding meter works after raw Ults land, which was around the time after Beatrix came out. This took 3x longer than it should have because for some reason the game was running at like 30fps and eating my inputs, and I've never touched Zeta. Eat shit faggot.
>>548160136Zeta was absolutely tier 0 but no one knew how to play her
>>548160136Huh, must have memory-holed that one.Thanks anon.
>>548160350Shit was not hard to figure out, she more or less has the same problems she still has today: barely any plus frames, huge amount of recovery on anything, subpar normals, skills that are used as combo-fodder more than anything else, lackluster pressure in neutral.She didn't win anything big back then because of that, not because people didn't know about these combos. They knew, they did them.
>>548160350Zeta is a really funny case where she was always strong, but never really because of her own kit and more how the system mechanics benefited her.Ult skills? She got big damage when there was no scaling and they all linked into each other easily. This later got nerfed.Some of the best air starters in the game? Aerial starters damage scaling nerf.Had one of the best mixes in the game with the fuzzy overhead? Almost outright removed because of another character that found a way around the nerf in the first hour of the patch.
>>548160781>They knew, they did them.no they didn'tshow me a Zeta doing the f-shiki to someone in a "high level" replay or tourney before the ultimate skill meter and damage nerfs and ill concede
>>548161031Grimnir really is better Zeta
>>548162641grimnir was the same but unlike zeta he didnt suffer nearly as much from the system mechanics changesso once grimnir players learned him they had a top 1 in hands, when zeta players finally learned her they enjoyed an anila sidegrade
>>548161037>show me a Zeta doing the f-shiki to someone in a "high level" replay or tourney before the ultimate skill meter and damage nerfs and ill concedeWhat f-shiki?That one was introduced in 1.50. When she received the aforementioned nerfs.
>>548163134oh lol didnt know thatin any case many combos I see done today were not being done back then at all. were zetas doing the basic corner sideswap one for example?all zeta players were doing is pic related
>>548163327>in any case many combos I see done today were not being done back then at allYeah, because they buffed 22X and 623X combos. Or rather, made them easier. So that opened up more routes.It's too long ago, I don't know if the sideswap combo was done back then.
>>548163609so in the end>they nerfed the SHIT out of system mechanics, which she abused extremely well>gave some shitty compensation buffs every patchthe only good one was the fshiki which, would you look at that, was removed. lol bottom 0 character. she sucks so hard
>>548163761>the only good one was the fshikiI'd believe that there are (or were) some Zeta-player that would say she was the strongest post 1.50. She was an effective noob-stomper before that patch with her meter-dump combos, but once the opponent wasn't playing all too carelessly (so, past S++), that shit happened way less. Her pogo was also more threatening back then, and harder to react to. All the nerfs made her less threatening on lower levels of play.The f-shiki afterwards was a more threatening tool at higher levels of play. More difficult to perform, even stronger for opening up your opponent. I'd say pros valued it a lot more than the extreme ult damage, not just because that shit was just ignorant. The buffs to Arvess spear combos also gave her more options than just dumping damage.
>********* doesn't know what made zeta strong despite playing since releaseno way
>>548165468Results prior to 1.50?Again, she was an effective noob-stomper back then, but her weaknesses are more or less the same as today (aside from even less oki). Granted, back then also Nier and Belial were on a different level. But it's not like the Zeta-players were always right behind them.Zeta-pros could perform all these cool combos and dump damage and it still didn't get them far in a tournament environment. F-shiki actually made her scarier, at skill-levels in which players would actually use it.
i still lose to zeta 80% of the time
>>548166150Rare MU buff.
Choose five characters for next week's patch. Explain what buffs or nerfs are applied to them.
So why is Beatrix allowed to be top 2 and require zero skill at the same time?
I'm developing a rivalry with some random casual Charlotta
>>548167060hes probably treating you like a sparring partner
>>548166820>buffedlowainmeterawilnasvikalasieg>nerfedlmao
Wilnas killed the game
>>548167006Because in a game where lower tier players decide neutral doesn't exist and also don't play 100% all the time, a character like Beatrix that can autowin neutral by playing safe and not having to worry about the opponent blocking the multihitting low special that leads to full combo, is obviously going to win more.It's also why, in specific instances, your character can have "one of the best moves in the game" but actually it pales compared to others because everyone thinks it's your win button, then other characters get win buttons by proxy of the systems benefiting them more than others.
It's kind of impressive that zetafag can shitout long essayposts on Zeta while still being dogshit at the game 2 years later. Your long posts are worthless lil bro.
At least I don't play Bea
not yet
is that a threat
>>548167190issa mirror matchso it's just rock-paper-scissors but he adapted faster
>>548167685To be fair, Zeta IS pretty bad nowadays except for rhapsody which is broken and is the reason that she's not allowed to be buffed, but Zeta mains will never admit it
>>548170178it's weaker than it was before
U butterfly is also weaker than before
>>548170448And it's still very strong
>>548170178Depends on what you mean by "bad".
The tournament is happening, right?
Why don't fighting games ever get a top level player that is also a hot cis non-troony woman
>>548171771Don't people usually sign up at the last second?
>>548172145it will be filled with trannies using brown skin and you will like it
>the new easy controls mode is tournament legal in Cygames CupI really hope that this shit is overpowered as hell because that'd be hilarious.
>>548172820is it true one button?
i hope this game dies
>>548172820Who the fuck would ever shame themselves so much that they would ever pick that in a real fight?
>>548172145because no woman will admit that its her mistake for failing in a game like this and then spend thousands of hours grinding something she cant even brag about to her friendsi am a hot cis male but i dont play at high level so i cant be your chosen
>>548173175Nips who live close to the venue and come just to have a bit of fun and go back home
Zeta is still great. The issue has always been her players. None of them can stop maahing and gambling constantly. Her defensive tools are so ridiculously overpowered and high reward that it fries their brains
>>548172820post the link retard
>>548172820Did season 1 get EX colors?
>>548173465https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1994360627133833482
>>548173438Then play her and win everything with her.
I don't need girls as long as I have my lobby femboy Nier harem
>>548173923I don't like casino characters.
>>548173438me after a lobotomy
smart 2b
>>548173175we said the same about easy inputs though
>>548172820This game is so fucking bad lmao
Tales from Nier Brutananadilewski and his frickin cahr
>>548173175>shame themselvesdamn he has beaten everyone and took the prize money, sooo shameful...
>>548173874thank you
Stop complaining about zetaBeatrix existsRetards
>>548175016I've moved on to bitching about universal +4 on block jab
welp, enjoy smart and super ultimate in online games there you goas if the game already didnt have enough slop elements that diluted the gameplay
>>548172820>people play rising for money as a career choice
I like Anilahttps://x.com/ryoyustarlight/status/1994395619512000802?s=20
>>548175314easier to scam on a party masher
everyone likes anila the sheepeveryone hates yuel the fox
>>548175485Why this bitch so horny?
>>548174231and you will still seethe and shit your pants while blaming the game for your extreme lack of skill
>>548175550trillions are saying thinking this
I'm planning to file a lawsuit against Cygames for the creation of the character: Yuel the fox from their electronic entertainment softwares Granblue Fantasy, Granblue Fantasy Versus and Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising.This character has caused me immense damage to my psyche. The past few months I have been having severe traumatic nightmares and it has taken a heavy toll on my active life.I do not mean to be dramatic, but has anyone else been inflicted with insurmountable amounts of grief and fear by this awful creation? I am planning to ask for 23 million Yen. I am not greedy, I just want what I have lost.
>>548176358this game is baaaaaaaaaaad lmaoimagine defending a certified kusoge
>This game is baaaaaaadWhy would Anila say this...
I hate Wilnas so muuuuuuuuuuch.
>>548176991He'll get nerfed on 2nd. We gotta believe.
>>548176358You bet your ass and it's my god given right
I don't want to hear a single FUCKIN word about nerfs until beashit gets hit firstYOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>548177071You should've replied with "Catura..." or something similar instead of that expired copium.
>>548175485thank you
>>548176613we love yuel here
>>548176613Good post, TO.
Cagliostro's dustloop reads like a custom character. She needs to be gutted immediately
>>548177552>Cagliostro's dustloop reads like a custom character.More like a thesis on downplaying.
>>548177071We're not getting a single balance change on the 2nd, it's just going to be ez inputs and a homo costume.
>>548172145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NuBCU-wCSo
I love my ratwife>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseMods hate my ratwife
>>548177625if on the 2nd no one gets nerfed I will suck every single gbvsg anons cock
>>548177625Proofs?
>>548177852and you are?
>>548177601Already nerfed multiple times. What more do you want from a mid character, niggerml?
>>548177852something tells me you wanted to do that for a long time now
>>548177929I'm not complaining about Cagliostro, I'm complaining about her Dustloop page being a downplay manifesto.
>>548177915Swizzle
I watched Cag throw someone 20 feet into the air, laterally, into a trap a distance away from them for a full combo. Explain to me why this is okay
>>548178336She's a setup character.
>>548177071he's getting buffed
>>548178378That doesn't explain why she is allowed to be the strongest grappler in the game
>>548178665>Strongest grapplerThat's beatrix tho
>>548177915FKHR's evil straight clone
>>548178143>>548177601Cag and Sieg's pages try really hard to downplay themIts really funny
>Play strike/throw the game>Complain about strike/throwI do this.
>>548178378>the setup>pressing a special with less total frames than a fucking fireball
>>548103956https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461368806/#461368806you have some ~90 threads to read, good luck!
>>548178336She's a setplay rushdown shoto zonergrappler character.
>>548178959He's asking about Cagliostro not Zooey
>>548178842I wish my strike throw mix could delete people for landing the grab
>>548178842just granblue toddler thingscrying, seething and shitting their pants all day but never learning to play
Dixers would actually brutally bully us if they found out that there was a character in our game that just straight up kills you for taking the throw...
>>548178959that's bubs
Shut the fuck up and post pictures of Djeeta's juicy ass
>>548180141um akshully cag is very hardworking and mediocre
>>548160136>I still have the files of the cracked Rising beta test files on my PCWait, you mean you just didn't just have that webm lying around and instead you... booted a cracked version of Rising's beta?
>>548180267this but unironically
>>548180141They must never know...
>>548180141>>548180250
>>548160136>rising's betagodI still remember my 2H getting absolutely fucking smoked by eustace's jL
>>548180250At your service sir.
the fake non-canon version of me's lewd body...
Anyone up for some EU matches?
evens I join the tournament
>>548180285yes you've been able to play 1.0 and such for a while now
>>548180873RIP
Not fat enough. Bring me pictures of Djeeta's fat ass
>>548180471>>548180630>>548180724>>548181206I look like this
Autogynephilia is a massive problem, that I probably spelled wrong.
>>548181587theres nothing wrong with wanting to be djeeta
Today I feel like eating a whole pizza for lunch, maybe some wings as a side
Sad that futarannies and trannies ruined Jeeta.
>>548180802>forgetting not everyone is a NEETI'll just load up Umamusume or something
I will side with our sisters on this one too.Djeeta gives me ranging AGP too and i'm a racist chud.
>>548173207recently a league of legends pro player decided it was a good idea to give his opinion on why women can't compete in esportshttps://old.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/1nco8gk/bwipo_on_why_he_thinks_women_cant_be_competitive/
>lol tranny>redditCANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOOOL
>>548182320vod deleted
>>548180141me when i use lvl1 with blankatake it or not youre dead either way
I don't want to be the Jiita I want to fuck the JiitaSadly there's not much good doujins featuring her
I SAID FATTER DJEETA ASS
>>548175485holy shit that's one gorgeous piece of art
i don't want to play fighting games lately but i want to support the tournamentwhat doshould i force myself to join
>>548182572i think it was this onehttps://youtu.be/A2DZiwJve9E
>>548177756still right to this day
>>548183329If you joined and lost immediately you'd be helping somebody else not go 0-2.
>>548183329That's what I doAnons will say you don't have to force yourself but a community lives off people actually taking part in it, like yeah I could skip this tournament and join in 2 months or when I feel like it but we might not even have tournaments by then
>>548183329>should i force myself to joinIn theory it is a bad idea, but there's the chance you force yourself to join and end up having fun and on a better mood. There's also the chance you don't sign up and then feel like you missed out.Life is made of choices...
>>548183386This is it?He didn't even call them out for just generally being low IQ and way less autistic than men when it comes to competition.Reddit canceled him for this???
>>548183386>we must align womens competitive scenario around all their menstrual cyclesLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>548183329I wont be joining anymore so you go ahead and take my spot
>>548183897why not??
>>548183758He was also featured in some riot stuff and got axed after, and every other streamer "condemned" him
>>548182130>>548180802If you are still up for games, I can join the lobby.
>>548184004on the way
>>548183329dont force yourself to do things that dont bring you fun. videogames are meant to be fun.
I actually wanted to join this one, but can't.
>>548183964Going 0-2 after all the preparation I do each time stopped being fun
>>548184362did you play in the lobby?
So... why do Metera's butterflies not disappear when you hit her?
>>548184453Yes
>>548184883slop game
>>548184883same reason lance's, sieg's, xyz character's fireballs don't disappear on hit. the game is kuso
>>548184916
>>548185073But all of Bikky's stuff disappears on hit or throwbreak?
>>548185614rules for thee, but not for me or something
>breath in nier's direction while desu is out>desu explodes>do a 20 second long combo on metera while butterfly is out>butterfly is still on your ass when you're donejoke of a game
>poo>pee>shidjoke of a game
>>548186038
I REALLY like these characters.
>>548186376
I got the shids
Just had a silent fart that lasted like 10 secondsNever happened before in my life
just took the biggest wilnas ever, almost clogged the toilet
yozomitsu won
>>548186521so this is fluffy time with sheep>>548186610
>>54818722360-40 good ratio
>>548187223>60% off-topic shitposting
>>548187223>EX-Jitta, ''horsegirl''JITTA NO
>>548187223Show promptCan you do this for 2XKO general I want to see something
>>548187223do this for the previous thread
>>548187223>Off-Topic Shitposting (~60% of thread)
>>548187716I just asked to summarize this thread and linked it>>548187907
The NEET Nier squad woke up
>>548188254>Zoi "dev pet"What was anon smoking?
I've been up since 2 am thoughtbeit
>>548187223>I'm responsible for more half of of this synopsisFuck you I'll do it again next thread
>>548189843Stop circlejerking with the clique and seek employment
Post more funny Nier spin clips
Let’s have on topic discussion>>548189724How soft are Io’s thighs?
>>548187223horsegirls confirmed on topic, thank you chatgpt
>>548190114It's Thanksgiving weekend, there's no Black Friday deals to seek out, and I'm saving my leftovers for tonight for my kizzington transformation.
>>548187223>off-topic shitposting>I luv sheepit’s over for sheepbros
>>548188254Do one more. Do the thread before that.
i stopped playing because none of you grew strong enough to challenge me
>>548191446I just cant compete with your zeta
>>548191446I can probably kick your ass
>>548191446ferryanon... no...
>>548191446VasAnon...
>>548191446priconnevsanon...
charlotta feet
>>548154470Im glad i can look back and laugh at alot of this absurd shit, i forgot the retards at arcsys had to EMERGENCY hotfix nerf Bea on release. There are so many on-release fuck ups its hilarious
Thanks Versussy-anon for the games, I always struggled against mom. Seems difficult to approach when she can cover all angles.No idea what exactly got nerfed about her, she still carries you from corner to corner for absolute massive damage
mmmmmmmm nyes... today I feel like watching a rising stream let's see who's livenevermind....
>>548193394don't be a problematic chud
>>548154470reminder she still has all of this except the f shiki which a bunch of other characters lost too
>>548193394isn't that an actual real female
>>548193891no. its a britbrong who never stops crying.
>>548194047a female britbong
>>548193393GGs Meganon. Also thanks for the games. Her nerfs were the typical Cygames/ArcSys nerfs where they remove one function (the plus on block 5U that also left you on the ground so you an additional autocombo on the ground from it), and instead replace it with a different function that feels slightly different and is slightly worse BUT they also changed her whole kit to reflect that so she's arguably better.Also they changed her fireball so it doesn't track fullscreen now.She still has some of the best ult skills in the game.
>>548194113is that a female girl?
So if I say somthing that stands out like Zooey twitter going apeshit over people telling her not to wash her chicken, AI will pick it up among hundreds of posts over other semi on topic posts?Damn, even the AI is a shitposter
I should play and get some training for tomorrow's tournament but I kind of want to do a dark souls or elden ring run
>>548194213It's so interesting reading shitter takes
>>548175485Very powerful Sheep
>>548194406train and win tomorrow
>>548194426>shitter takes>"Why yes, I do believe Cygames did their usual and compensate buff for the nerfs"Either you didn't read or you think me saying she's better is wrong?
>>548194613thanks for the (You) sucker
yep, that's going in the chatgpt synopsis
>>548194672I was tricked...
>>548194213>She still has some of the best ult skills in the gameYap>-4 on block>21 frames on recovery>full screenLove it. Had to look it up, since after the supposed nerfs, Versusia-players suddenly vanished.Also, you guys are impossible to open up. No idea how you do it. GGs.
How would Versusia react to a surprise anal attack?
ONORE
>>548195162
>>548194613No need to further show that you are a shitter. I already knew it from> so she's arguably better.>She still has some of the best ult skills in the game
>>548196069Hours and main?
>>548196243Less than you but about 50 times better at the gameThe character you love and respect
>>548196243it's the scrub that thinks she's bad now. he has a melty anytime anybody points out she's still strong
>>548196895going to need the /gbvsg/ upplayers and downplayers tier list
No one is mice anymore
>>548187223>that character balance/mechanics gripes sectionI'm surprised chatgpt wrote ''tranny'' though
>>548197079cag wouldnt smokedoes anyone in granblue even smoke?
>>548197087Nothing wrong with some competitive testosterine before the tournament day.FITEFITEFITE
>>548187223>Character balance/tier debates>Yuel (trauma/lawsuit memes)Da fox loife...
I can’t stop masturbating to men
>>548196895>mom is better after nerfs>she has one of the best set of ultimates skills if you think either of these are true you are just shit lolno way around it, feel sorry for ya skill issue
>>548187223>NeechangSHE IS NOT CHINESESTOP CALLING HER THAT
>>548197343cag/grimnir/vas/yuel/metera/ferry/lowainGOD...
>>548197416-100 social credit
Neechang Bing Chilling...
>>548197416>She's not chineseWyell...
>>548197343the men:
>>548197643wtf I love men now
>fraudsusia downplaying tranny is also a cagtranny
come warm up for the tournament :)
>>548197974The onion life...
>>548197974kek it perfectly picked up the zeta discourse from the threads
>>548197974>Wilnas
>>548197974ratdownplayers?
>>548197974Who the fuck is @AblazZeGuy and @rossfieldalso this made me realize that if you find out that devs are lazy and ask fucking AI for feedback you can seriously screw the results in your favor if you spam feedback or opinions on social media
>>548197923I already fought in the lobby an hour ago, do I really wanna fight a 2B? Sure, I'll hop back in
>>548198138>Acceleratedsonic_solranting.webm
Add DogAdd Dog now
t. Eustace
>>548197974ANOTHER 20 BILLION BUFFS FOR ZOOEY
>>548198324Id rather have dog for Relink 2 instead
>>548197974>/gbvsg/ for lobbiesgawdlike
>>548198540>Relink 2bro...
>>548195897>>548195578>>548194824>>548194213pretty impressive how you can take any random frame from anything-mom and it looks good
>>548197732There is nothing to downplay about Mom because she got no achievements, accolades or players. The closest thing she ever almost had back when she was "top" tier was Gamera picking her, getting owned in a match and then switching to Bea. Now she is a useless middle of the pack with no presence yippeee
no one likes zooey the KKK member
>>548199337Zoi, give this nigga a bada.
Zooey, the idol of the bums and mentally ill.
>>548199337but she is brown
They should not have nerfed Versusia.She didn't deserve it. She was a healthy top tier, much healthier than Belial and MUCH healthier than Lowain/Cagliostro/Metera
>>548199669but Cag is a healthy high tier queen
>>548199776TRVKE
>>548197974You heard the bot. Buff Bubz!
ft10 me in runescape
>>548197974
what's up gbvsg
>>548200568I like this lobbyton
>>548200571I drew double evenly today during my dailies
>>548200571Kill it with fire.
>>548200571where is death going
>>548200725going to ask happy chaos for advice
>>548200563why is my mom breaking the rules?
>>548200725Nier, like any girlfriend, spends way to much goddamn time on her phone looking up pointless shit on social media. Desu understood the assignment and promptly fucked off
>>548200563And yet she still didn't do shit even with a bug on her kit...It did look cool at least.
Forward moving normals are the most whack ass shit in this game. They based 2B entirely off of that and that's why she's such a cunt of a character but then you also have 66L too which is universal and honestly just FUCK this shitass cocksucking game. BRO CHECK OUT MY SPAAAAAAAAAACING WITH MY DASH ATTACK CANCELLABLE NORMAL HUR DUUUUUUUUUUUURRR I'M SO GOOOOD AAAYYYYOOOOO. Fukuhara needs to get raped by women (he's gay and worships cocks up his ass so that would be like burning in fucking hell for him).
So what you're saying isWilnas is honest
>>548200563they fixed that didn't they?
Metera deeeeeees
bros I can't find of a versusia color I like
>>548201304I like the purple one with yellow eyes
Percival will kill the game
>>548201304color9 is finethe colors in arcsys games are shit
>>548201304Anything but human regular skin color.Regular skin Versusia weirds me out.
>>548201304i like the pitch black goddess one, but honestly all of her colors are kinda mehthe default one might be the best
>>548201304Her best color is this >>548200563Cough up the Rupies
join the tournament.
>>548202030I usually don't pick green...
>>548202394What...? Who did this?
>>548202394This isn't the fox life I'm familiar with...
>>548202394uh that's not the ugly brown onion?>>548202469all me
>>548202394The fox life... is making another one...
>>548202426Green is good.What DO you usually pick?
>>548202394sex
>>548202394she ate a whole turkey for thanksgiving
>>548202625yellow. I have this issue with nier too
good job vidril
>>548202864Oh, don't worry. She didn't eat the turkey...That's just stuffing!
>>548203348i'll kill you carlos
A Kou to feed our AI Overlord
>>548203348you are brown carlos
So, you fapped to Kou again
>fapping to X characteryou guys dont have your own personalized tulpa?
My own what now?
post characters literally built for rape
You guys masturbate? Why not just have sex?
>>548204227sex is for virgin losers
>>548204184
any EUs still up?it's friday night
>>548204184built for kissing while penetrated
>>548204227not all of us have a dick as big as yours djeeta
>>548204301I can play
>>548204227>ugly>0 confidence>nothing else to offerit never even began for me
>>548204184facts
>>548204408>>548204301doko?
>>548204726I trick you haha
>>548204227Why not both?
>>548204882That wasn't very cash money, anon.
>>548204882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOywn1qArI
>>548205014>>548205043Im just kidding I was pretending to be anon.
>>548204726we couldve rotated
Buff BC
>>548187223Based /gbvs/'ers squesing gameplay discussion inbetween ritual shitposting.You guys are alright.
>>548197974Neat, I managed to convince the bot with my downplaying.
>check dustloop page for MU>Versusia has no entrydidn't expect much, but didn't expect nothing.
>>548197974"Wilnas killed the game" poster won.His legacy has been immortalized as a GBVS hall of famer.
>>548205369Getting a hard knockdown off of bc rewards you with 25 meter
>>548205369bc disables your opponents meter generation for 10 seconds
vikala's cheese farts uooooohhhhhh.....
>>548207894do something permament to yourself
When's Paragon?
>>548205369BC does damage even if the opponent has low HP and can kill
>>548205963Dont jerk yourself off
>>548205369You should get a crystal back after every successful perfect block desu.
>>548205963Everyone wilnasposts. Hell, I main Wilnas and even I partake in the festivities
>>548208035khalil is gooning to vikala please wait
>>548207951>>548208282He won.
>>548205963Yeah let me jerk you instead
>>548208484I admit I do it just because there's that poster that always gets so butt hurt about it and makes me giggle like crazy.Also yeah he's a lame as shit, shit choice as a DLC character. But gameplay wise he got nothing on Lowain or Metera, he's hardly the main thing to complain about.
>>548208897>>548209167I forgot to say I'm trans, don't know if that matters!
That's funny. I go against any Wilnas hate because I think it's funny to push buttons on someone who actually hates him. I dont even play him.Also yeah, he's cool as fuck.
Metera's crotch tropical jungle
>>548208897>>548209465I forgot to say I'm hetero, pretty sure it matters?
>>548207951like being permanently pressed under vikky's cute little butthole...
do not sex bikky the rat
>>548209708ft10 me Brick
>>548209563>>548209326this meme is so cringe i dont know why this caught onthis is the part where you off quote reply and do it again
>>548210161forgot to mention I main 2B, not sure if that matters
>only won a set against an abel because the pact follow up after rocks sometimes completely fucks up from the rocks continuing to travelI don't know if this is a glitch or not but I do not feel bad.
>>548210714I have a sudden urge to join tournaments
>>548210389thank you
game broke
>>548210850
GGs 2Banon. I was going to 'last one', but your game broke. Also that last round at the end there was fucking tight, jesus that was some good dodging on my end.Lets play again soon!
Poor 2B has to work so hard
lobby is haunted
>>548210714Incorrect bait to make me join the tournament
>>548211353ggsmaybe its for the best the game kicked me, this matchup is bad for my mental health
>>548212346Yeah, not to sound like an asshole, but I felt the tilt.
Peel the ZoiDo it now
This game looks really cool and it's on sale atm, but I'm worried about balance. Should I still buy it? I heard that picking certain characters in this game would get you hated on.
If Zooey and Djeeta were real they would both be carrying my children by now
>>548212838Unless you're actively social on Twitter and the like, and love your little clique where everyone knows everyone, you'll be fine.Most moaning about characters in here is easily ignored.
>>548212838I mean it's a fighting game, balance being fucked is a staple of the genre. There's an F2P version if you want to see for yourself.
How the gem grind going my kizzingtons?
>>548212838People will complain about the balance, but it's actually pretty good. The worst character is a D-tier maybe, and only a very handful (maybe just one character) apply. And the top characters aren't absolutely dominating either.
nieranon. thanks for the quick games.
>>548213224
>>548200563how do i get the brown square
>>548213224i'll never be GM
>>548213607'nieranon'Bro we all know that's 0range_Planet
>>548201301
>>548214027Main bubs
>>548201304bro all her colors are good
>>548213224Pregnant
>>548214027>>548214639calibrate your monitor
>>548212838Don't listen to any of these gaslighting niggers. Beatrix is absolutely dominant in both pro and casual play to the point the current meta can be pretty fucking staleIf you play this character, you should expect to be shit on (and rightfully so imo)
>>548212346jesus christ hatsoon stop being a fucking faggot
>>548214773I forgot to say I'm extremely homosexual and main Beatrix
>>548213273Explain Beatrix thenAlso stop trying to gaslight the newcutie faggot
>>548212838>but I'm worried about balancedon't be, the game is well balancedthere's like one character that is considered bad and you still see some heroes take her to top 8s
>Explain Beatrix
>>548214854sorry for picking a character u dont like nigga
>>548214773i really hope you're just doing a bit pretending to be the buckbroken bea hatercome to think of it, that might be worse actually
>>548194245You mean Vanilla_Dpad? She's a britbong female so she's basically guaranteed to look like a frankenstein monster irlOh and she's also a stereotypical cag main that bitches about everything and thinks cag is bottom 1
>>548213607thank you
>>548215179it has nothing to do with that, i don't mind 2byou are just abhorrent
>>548215380say it to me in the lobby
>Every single time Beatrix is brought up and pointed out that she's top 2 + ezmode + fraud factory cranking out free wins>gbvsg loses their shit and tries to run damage controlThis place is a fucking shithole that loves their braindead autowin slop.
Please don't start arguing about Bea just post some djeeta
>>548215451saying it to your face has no bearing on how true it isbut i guess it's no use, i'm not going to convince you to stop being a cunt
>548215661>damage control startsThis is what I mean
>>548215760thats what I thought bitch
>>548215779I really just like girls with dicks
I bet she's gonna go untouched or even buffed in next week patch notes because this game balancing has been a total shitshow>Become somewhat decent for the first time in rising's lifespan for a couple of monthsNOPE CAN'T HAVE THAT BACK TO THE DUMPSTER YOU GO BACK TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING OF BEATRIX BELIAL AND SIEGFRIED GG THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>548214854There's no curing such mental retardation. Don't bother.
jeez im sorry for expressing mild annoyance at a bad MU I wont do it again
Notice how no one here can actually explain why Beatrix deserves to be top 2 for the entire game's lifespan?Whenever you try to point it out it always gets derailed into personal insults and schizo shitflingsBecause they can't justify itThese are the same niggers who rail against "modern fighting games" btw, when Bea is everything wrong in the modern fg genre rolled into one package.Tell me, have you EVER watched a match with Beatrix in it that had you going >OH WOW HE OUTSKILLED HIS OPPONENT HE GAPPED WHAT A GAWDLIKE PLAYERNo. It doesn't exist. Because this character takes zero skill to pilot and play. There is no variance in play between 'top' Beatrixes and the low master shitter you run into netplay. They literally all play the same with the same combos and the same gameplan.Extremely boring, overpowered character all around.
Deep down you know I'm rightWhy are we nerfing other characters instead of bea first
Please. I beg you.
>>548216603i agree that bea is broken but why are you so schizo about it
>>548216870Because no one wants to admit to it.Even niggers like you only say it patronisingly just to make me shut upYou don't really believe it. In a few minutes you' and the rest of the thread will be back to bitching about cag metera and ferry
>>548216870I'm the same. it's like that comic about the KKK members getting mad at the one klansman cuz he won't shut up about hating nogs
>>548215929we will live to see girls with dicks in real lifeactually, we will live to see women enhanced with whatever trait you wanttails, cat ears, dicks, horns, hooves
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcyou guys didnt even link it
>>548217138>Another one of>Wyell nyes Bea is broken and I hate her too BUUUUUUTRope.You can't even denounce this broken piece of shit overpowered slop without going into tangents.It's always shotos who fet this special treatment of the BUUUUUT - you never see anyone else like a zoner get the sameCag? Metera? Vas? Instant dogpile and shit. And unlike Bea these characters had to actually fucking SUFFER before becoming somewhat half decent.When did Bea ever suffer? When did bea ever had a single day in this game when she WASN'T top tier?
>>548212838it depends on two things: who you pick and your tolerance level for bullshit because this game is full of it.
>>548217380people have been slacking with streams, I've been saying for a while now
>>548216987i think shes broken and ridiculous but she doesnt piss me off as much as metera and lowain so I dont complain about her as much
>>548217445>Cag>had to actually fucking SUFFERis that true
>>548217565also the only bea player I end up against is space and weirdly enough I beat him. she isnt very common in EU at all.
>>548217445>Cag? Metera? Vas?>Cagnow it all makes sense
>>548217565>Doesn't piss me off as much as metera and lowainThen you are fucking Retarded with a capital R.Unlike those two beatrix takes zero... I repeat ZERO skill to play and she is even stronger to boot. She also is much more played by the playerbase so literally half or more of your matches online are this sliding nigger unlike the odd metera or lowain.At least when metera or Lowain wins you know they earned it withh their execution and practice. Can you say the same about Beatrix when she wins? What did the beatrix player had to put in to win at this game? Huh? Tell me. You can't.
>>548217725>she isnt very common in EU at allEver read OPM? Effortlessly winning with zero effort on your end gets boring after a while. Who wudda thought!
The nightmare never ends
If your character doesn't have a meterless reversal they are honest.
My internet has been so shite lately
>>548217870>Unlike those two beatrix takes zero... I repeat ZERO skill to playthe retarded beas are annoying but they never beat me. the only people beating me with her are players I know who are good at the game
You just know they're going to nerf Ferry, Cag and Metera while leaving Beatrix untouched or even buffed.As always, the ones who don't deserve it get taxed the hardest while the top tiers get away scott free.
>>548106251
66Lok, you blocked itwhat happens next?
>>548218259>Bea player>Good at the ganeWhy must you lie on the internet? This is all funny to you? A joke?
>>548218128thank you
Anchira
>>548218128
>>548218413Use my meterless dp for easy braindead defence.Oh wait. I don't have that privilege.
>>548218597You just wanted to post munki feet admit it.
>>548218627>doesn't spam 66L>doesn't spam ultimate skillsdare I say shes the most honest character in the game
>>548218597um bro you can see it all.
>>548218370
Reminder that Beatrix has in her toolkit :>Some of the best normals in the game including 66l>Some of the best movement speed in the game>Some of the best damage in the game>Some of the best corner carry in the game>One of the best fireballs in the game>The best neutral skip in the game bar none>One of the best meterless dps>Free meterless plusframes in 236H and 214H for easy braindead offence>Free autotimed throwbait 214M>A command grab>16k hp>Extremely easy to play, and I mean it. Give a newbie 30mins with the character and they're already wrecking shop>And a comeback mechanic if you somehow still find yourself losing despite all thisFUCKTHISCHARACTER
>somehow managed to get a ranked game at 1AM for the dailyNeat.
>>548218707Perchance>>548218806They're just a funny curved lines.
>>548215337just saw "her" picture and i want to vomit.
Reminder that Beatrix
>>548219379don't forget this modern artpiece looking freak has a bf as wellwomen really are playing by different rules in life
dont worry bro I got you
>>548219178Mmmmnyes I will fuck Beatrix
>>548218951
>>548219338
>>548219338Dog feet are better.
Notice how no one can refute me
>>548219615Love monkey cleavage>>548219702Mayhaps
So what's Beatrix actual weaknessAnyone?
>>548219971add more divine generals fukuhara
>>548218370we love grimmy here
Her tier.Proclaim it.
>>548220249>>548220108she would be so much better with erune ears and maybe a tail
>>548220108top(ping me) tier
>>548220295
>>548220108im going to sniff zeta
>>548220108SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF
>>548220350thanks bread (unironic)
>>548220108Zeta is objectively bottom 5.She has never one been top 5 she was mid tier even when she had her triple ultimate shit. Then they just kept breaking her legs until she became worthless trash.
>>548220108kot tier
It's not just anon that thinks this desu
>>548219971SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF
>>548220350>>548220431
>>548220690be a good kitten dear otherwise daddy will get very mad
Our nigga on the telly
Lamretta for season 3
>>548220108best girl
>>548220350bwead always got your back
>>548220653the_riff_nigga(73) kinda spittnyan...
>>548220713we love bread
fuck bread
>>548220839And he immediately get pranked on by an abel...
>>548220904You sure about that?
>>548220996i was told this is gbf lore
Koji says top 1 is beaCag lowain metera following
>>548221069what the hell is going on here? qrd
Okay, but what does bwick think?
>>548220860Ah, the classic vomit attack. The U Rainbow Vomit is +20 on block.
why does nobody ask what bea thinks?
>>548220996>>548221017
>>548221164Cupitan sold her cunny to old men for breads while her lesbos girlfriend watched. This is real btw
Bea doesn't think...
>>548220839let's go GORO_AKECHI
>>548221164She fucked the bread and ate the villagers.>>548221331Can't blame them, to be honest. She used to be so hot back then.
They will never nerf beatrix.Developers of modern fighting games always ensure there's a piss easy shoto in the top tier for 'player retention' purposes.
>>548221250Can only do vomit attack when the wine stack is 0 (starts at 10) and also unlocked wine bottle projectile that stuns your opp
>>548221164you are better off oblivious
>>548221119he also says zooey is a heckin mid tier
>even top players literal evo champions say shes top 1Why are you faggots still in denial
fuck him up eelhat
>>548221540They have nerfed her multiple times
>>548221775They have also buffed her multiple times. She is STILL the undisputed top 1.Easy to play too. Did I mention that already?
are the bea downplayers in the room with us
>>548180285It was easier than downgrading Rising version on steam or finding another crack to download.I did say my autism was severe.>>548180913Fun fact, the version on PC is not the same version as what first came to PS4, which had the 30f grab tech window and instant RS that cost 25 meter to BC.
>>548221550>regular LamboHave to manage her drunkenness stacks and make sure she never sobers up. Becomes really weak when out of booze and sober.>EX LamboHave to manage her soberness meter. Using alcohol themed moves that chip away the meter are really strong. Depleting the meter makes her even stronger damage-wise but she loses most combos and/or specials; takes tripple damage + everything is counter hits.
>>548220653death to rick players
Mark my words the second Bea gets gutted there will be an absolute flood of players unable to win anything kekZero skill carried fraud character that teaches you nothing about fighting games.Even Yun from 3S taught you basic shit.
>>548221736More like literal who gimmickslopper Bea and all shotoGODS make gimmickfrauds seethe
>>548223130>shotogodso how does it feel to be a tranny
its looking grim
>>548223104is NA that flooded with beas?
>>548223403
playing this game makes me want to kill myself
>eelnier is a shitterwhat possesses these clowns to make a fool of themselves in public
>>548223715they should replace grim with the character on the right
>>548223730Do it then, kill yourself. Nobody will miss a pathetic crybaby like you.
>>548223989She's a cutie
>>548223989?That's literally grimnir
>>548223730this but its actually just anything besides being asleep
>open paragon>1m30s of ads
>>548224265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOnUyquWq0E
>>548224418translate it weebs
>>548224418>anila pickin cottonwhat did cygames mean by this?
>>548224443"me rove you rong time sucki sucki onry five dorrah"
>>548224525thank you
>>548224265https://www.twitch.tv/kachua
i will be closing the thread now and replacing it with anime on my side screen. bye
>>548224736what're you watching?
>>548224418Someone probably translated it in one of the old /gbfg/ threads but it'd probably take some time to find the post(s) in the archive. I think the text in the cards have been the same from day 1.
>>548224418This is my wife
>>548224880Vikala’s boobs are that large?
>>548224880zikalor love
I did it..
>>548224443
>>548225040congrats bwo
>>548225040The wyolf insyide you...
>>548225040gawdlike
>>548224953From that angle even smaller boobs might look larger than they really are. That said, the boob sizes in these can be a bit inconsistent. I guess some of the artists like to "emphasize" their favourite girls' curves a bit.
are these our niers?
>>548225040Well done.
>>548216319everything's a bad match up to you because you are a dogshit and obnoxious fagthe row with kat is even btw1 bad match uphttps://x.com/robertrorio/status/1982414441636663457/photo/1
Magisa for season 3
>HagisaShe's been in horny jail since 2017.
Ferry is so broken
>>548225673wtf but top players said 2b is mid
>>548225298I love this character
>>548227643everybody is thinking this
ignoring the fact that sanchi didnt post this himself, and its based on a conversation they had while drunk, the key word here is 体感. sanchi is really good at fighting games and thats why thats what it *feels* like to him. if 2B was actually this broken she'd be dominating in every region. but shes not. its literally just yoru and vermillion kinda (he's already switching to bea and kat)stop cherry picking. koujicoco is an evo winner and ranks her lower in low mid tier but you dont see me posting thatalso fuck you nigga versusia has always won that mu
>>548225673>>548227895i forgot to reply to the post :(been drinking sorry
>>548225758I'm looking at someone else
bikklit
>>548227873Big Monkey
managed to do it
>>548228807funni quitout
I swear if they nerf Cag or Ferry before nerfing beashit I'm gonna adjfgsjs
I will now give FKHR a big sloppy rimmie to bribe him to nerf Cag AND Ferry while buffing Bea.
>>548227895>sanchi is really good at fighting games and thats why thats what it *feels* like to himgood argument>also fuck you nigga versusia has always won that muyou are really bad at fighting games and thats why it feels like a bad mu to youyou will always be a worthless downplayer and the fact that you drink explains why you are brain damaged to this extent.
>>548228213Bikklick?
>>548227895>abubuuffrrprprup brurufbur pfruprbfbrrbfu
BRUISE?
Biggi
>>548229774sniffa
>>548229207>you are really badmy golden golshis beg to differ>the fact that you drink explains why you are brain damaged to this extent.my golden golshis despite this fact beg to differ
>>548229064>Top 1 isn't enoughKill yourself.
>>5482299871 bad match upcope, you are by far the worst fag after nezu
>>548229207And why are you whining about 2B when Beatrix is an even worse offender?
I hope they buff Belial
>MAKE THIS GAME EVEN MORE OF A SHOTOSLOP FEST THAN IT ALREADY ISrope
>>548230210that actually got a laugh out of me thanks
>>548230708i know its hard to accept facts so a laugh can be a coping mechanism for that, indeedpost your mu chart, ill laugh too
Christmas soon
I hope they buff Metera
>>548229273bikklick the bikklit
Lobby gamers?!
>>548230989ask me in the lobby (after playing me)
total wilnas death
>>548231343concession acceptedyou wont switch to another character despite crying about 2b because you know you won't do shit btw
Every time I turn on my phone, I am greeted with Djeeta's fat ass
>>548231504if u came to the lobby u'd know I play zoi, gex and meg too. kat and zeta too in the past
>>548231593if you play those characters then win a dead eu golshi that you hold on a pedestal so dearly. kekekek we both know you can't
>>548232130goalpost movedi win
>>548232206bro I am so tired of you replying to the troll. the reason why that retard keeps shitting up the thread is because you feed him attentionhe doesn’t even join the lobby who gives a shit
>>548232206i said you wont switch to another characterand you won't switch to another characterthe goalpost is the sameyou could prove me wrong on the next golshi that you hold so ever dearly despite eu being dead these days, but you cant hahahah1 bad mu btw
>>548232352its this or bea shitposting bro if u wanted a good thread youd have to go back to launch week>>548232397ask me kindly in the lobby next time and ill do it
I hate how effective it is to walk back and do some full screen meme shit for a free big damage combo. It really, REALLY reminds me of dnf duel except in this game you don't always die in one combo.
>>548232549>its this or bea shitpostingfalse dilemma. the shitposting exists because people give power to it
>>548231274too late, gonna beat my kizzing
Our Fartalotta on the telly
>>548232549>kindly>worthless downplaying faggot like younah
>calling bea out is now considered shitpostingyou are all a bunch of faggots.
almost like shartalotta is top 3
"bottom tier" ladiva is always in top 8s
bottom tier bikki...
Why do Wilnas' j.H have a gorillion hitstun?
>>548234469he needs it like everything else
I hate shotos because their playerbase is cancer. They can't SHUT UP about how hardworking and le honest they are when they play what is arguably the most broken fighting game archetype of all timeBitch you have>2km long normals that lead to infinity damage and corner carry on every conversion>Plus frames out of the ass>Meterless DP>Autotimed mix for braindead slop offence>Standard or even high hp>Zero weaknessesIf you play a shoto you are FUCKING carried. You never had to struggle for ince in your life.Kill yourself.
I hope they buff shotos next patch.
>>548234554nobody cares
>>548234663+1000 djeeta points
>>548234736I find this character sexually attractive
>>548234846Would you let her crush, pulverize and dominate you?
>>548234846same
ggs charlotta and bubs anons
>>548235276ggs bwo
bake pig bread please
>>548235539very compelling argument...
>>548234730>t. shotofraud
"Charlotta has a losing matchup against almost the entire cast" - Xerom
I believe him because he's Xerom
>>548235539ANON I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>548235539whoa MAMA
Anybody else gunning for GM this month? I think I'm locked in for 2 characters.
Ferrypost before thread ends
YEAH FUCK LADIVA!!!
62 BUCKS GET THOSE KIZZINGERS XEWOM
>>548237271>>548237271>>548237271
>main Wilnas>absolutely despise MarsI want my character nerfed into the ground out of spite. Fuck this twitter drama queen
