Gyaru Elf Edition>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>VERY important linkshttps://catbox.moe/c/f2o09zhttps://catbox.moe/c/1ebph1>Previous Thread>>547931389
>inb4 drama
>>548148682gyarusex with gyarulaynna in the gyarupussy!!!
>we never got deadlaynna>we never got moolaynna>we will never get gyarulaynnait’s not fucking FAIR
sex with woggies!
>you could have saved her
A toll has been implemented by Elune.
>>548149581Elune is a Tauren goddess.
>>548149581>You just know.
>female Highelvessophisticateddignifiedselfrespectingmarrying male Highelves/Humans and futa elves as Azeroth intended>female Nightelvessavageunwashedderangedfucking whatever filthy animal walks into their FoV
>>548150152kill both
>>548150189Calm down Goblin here is your humie for piggyback and shoulder riding.
>>548150305kill goblins too, their ears are too pointy
>>548150152that's why I always roll a nightelf when I can
I am going to ERP as a rapeorc with huge balls but a tiny penis.I will lure every BBC/blacked adjacent Nightelf I see into my mudhut in the Barrens, making her all excited and giddy in anticipation of fulfilling all her rape and degradation fantasies only to pull out my 3 inch pecker infront of her.At this point it will be too late for her to turn back and if she does try to escape, I simply rape her. Except she won't feel any pain, let alone pelasure, at all. It will be like being dryhumped. I will do this for a few seconds and cum inside before they can log out, declaring my victory, say "thank you" and leave.
>>548150894Ok.
Telegethu!
how unsee it
>>548150894They’ll just hearth, camp, log out, put you on ignore.
Dark Shamans
>>548154142Telegethu!!
>>548154142pic has been cropped; there was a bush in the original
I want fresh.
Worgens rub their paws against griffins' paws in flight, it's so hot
>>548155146So take a shower.
>>548153319>They’ll just hearthToo late. I’ve already cummed!
>>548155590Grats.
>>548153319I had someone do that once, they disconnected in the middle of ERP and put me in ignore the following day. To this day, I still don't understand why, they seemed to be into it.
>>548150894This obsession with nigger penis isn’t healthy Fuubride.
>>548156118Post nut clarity. They blew their load early, realized what you were doing, and realizing they’re a man pretending to be an elf woman being raped by a monster played by another man they dipped out.I’ve heard of people deleting high level characters after the same shit happened to them. Post nut clarity is a bitch.
>>548156427>Post nut clarity is a bitch.More like an indicator of low IQ, the inability to see the potential outcome of actions 5 minutes into the future.
>>548156427That's what I'm guessing too, but I will never know. I doubt it was something that I had done, nothing extreme was happening when they disconnected. I assumed an internet issue or something like that, but it was weird to find out they ignored me.
Just be a man with a male character and erp with other men with male characters. Helps to prevent a lot on unnecessary hassle.
>>548156873How ironic
>>548148682>mfw you will never have sex with a gyaru elf...
>make a male warrior tauren for a change of pace>cool race intro, sets the theme >look around, only see male taurens nearby>go quest and kill mobs where I began seeing female taurens around doing stuff but strangely enough none in the starting area>come back to the starting area to turn in a quest>some male tauren duels me, I win as expected and flex over him>another one laughs at the loser and comes to duel me, he's a level one, an easy win>still no sign of female taurens around, only male taurens>want to level but more and more tauren bros come to duel me and others>spend 20m dueling and watching duels in a continuously growing crowd until our testosterone gets exhausted>make two new buddies, practically bros for life now>we are ready to start leveling
>>548157349Why did gachibass play the entire time I was reading this?
>>548154142sex with orc women
>>548156920>>548157349dostor...
Why is no one questing in Balor, there are a bunch of Elite quests, but there's no one to do them with.
>>548159214Other Anon wasn't me but I do wish him and his buddies a fun time with levelling.Whatsup?
Why does Nordanaar Alliance automatically lose in AV but Ambershire Alliance doesn't?
>>548160001nordanaar having an alliance erp scene and ambershire not having one
>>548160182Ambershire has multiple ERP guilds.
>>548160498Names? (For research)
>>548160498Oh yeah? Name 9
>>548160572Why not ten? Can't count that high?
>>548160182Despite having about half of the online people with TRP, there are far more ERPers on Ambershire. I would even say that they are the majority of roleplayers, RP is mostly dead there. Nordanaar has an active RP community, but few who exclusively do or advertise for ERP.
>>548160846I wanted to use the highest single letter number
guess what BM petless melee hunter with a fucking underworld band just needed on Grimlok's Charge when he already had a better 2h sword for his retarded nigger build and beat me on the roll but i cant report him because its technically not ninja'ingserves me right for not voting to kick him because i thought he was harmless and was just having fun playing the game how he wants to play it and we had enough dps anyway
>>548160001Alliance usually wins AV on nord, but it doesn't matter anymore since BG are crossfaction. I frequently end up on the horde side.
>>5481611259 isn't a letter dumbass.
>>548161258What is it then retard
>>548161153erm… why did the arms warrior do less damage than the tank…?
>>548161315a digit
>>548159675>someone saved my badly made ocI am finally 4chan famous!
>>548161125>>548161258>>548161315>>548161374this is why i come here, to read posts like this
i've never played a dps in dungeons, will i get groups as a hunter 1-60?
>>548161342im guessing hes playing wrathso tank is revenge spamming
Thunderfury is going to elafi right?
>>548163837is going to theo
>>548161374Its called a integer retard.
>>548161374>>548164157>>548161125>/wpsg/ forgets the word NUMBER
Yang physique high elf warrior LF horde jade beauty.
>>548165171there already aren't enough female tauren to go around.
>>548163837>>548163879Unless a dedicated prot warrior joins, Thunderfury should go to Seraphinia.
When is the next fresh? I'm tired of raiding with evil and the personality i've adopted this time.
Why is the GM of Full Moon Company in Razorfen Kraul with a paladin that is completely naked according to armory?
>>548166178fmc is healing
>>548166178>>548166458WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK LET'S GO
>>548166178I kneel...
>evil doesn't help newbies>fmc runs them through low level dungeonsthe superior guild
>>548166178even in death fmc is helping people...
>Why is the GM of Full Moon Company in Razorfen Kraul with a paladin that is completely naked according to armory?
https://www.ownedcore.com/forums/world-of-warcraft/world-of-warcraft-emulator-servers/wow-emu-general-releases/1098045-turtle-wow-mysteries-of-azeroth-v1172-server-client.html
>>548167482what does this mean
>>548167636host your own twow server with 3 clickscan be played with no internet
>>548161153What server is this?
Haven't seen all but it has I visited some of the custom zoneparts (Sparkwater Port, Powder Town, Nordanaar ) and just played the new High Elf Thalassian Highlands starting zone a bit (i like it)Quests are there and seem to work well although lots of warnings(scripts not found etc) in the wolrdserver console.It has a playerbots enable option in the config but couldn't get it to work yet. Real Turtle Wow is ofcourse still our best option but fun to play around a bitVery easy to setup with 3 clicks
>>548167482>>548168068The thing is that the leaked 1.17.2 was in progress, there are a ton of things that aren't working properly or are simply not implemented like CC2 is barely done in that version, most classes are not playable or are unchanged from 1.17.1. Stuff like Kara also weren't done at that point, I would suggest using 1.17.1 instead.
>>548167482>>548167636>>548167731>>548168009>>548168068>>548168127boring... can we get more tranny drama instead?
Think I'm going to level a monk on Sheilun, never actually played the class
>>548167482huh, troondle wow without troondlescouldBgood
>>548161420Why wouldn't I save and post it? It's the truth.
vanilla should have death knights since it got naxx and plaguelandstbc should have had demon hunters
>>548170981demon hunters should have had a 3rd spec which would be either a long range tank or a support spec
> pov you and me
>>548161153Why do you care about some shit you will replace soon anyway.Also, dungeons are a waste of time XP wise.
>>548170981tbc should have had naga hero class
>>548170981necromancer shouldve been in vanilla too, starting zone should be somewhere around scholomance>>548171783if they added blood elves and naga in tbc and make their starting zone in outland what would you think
>>548170981>>548171150>>548171783>>548171886people that have no idea how 2004 game design or progression worked discuss how they would abort the game on launch
>>548172623nochanges boomer niller seething at good anons having a fun discussion
>>548171886uhhhhh i'm fine with starting lvl 48 outlands starting are if you unlocked them after having a lvl 48 on your account. I played before the shop.
>>548171258POV: i'm a fly attracted to the smell of shit from your fur
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that a Status Conference be setfor Monday, February 2, 2026 at 01:30 PM, before the Honorable Stephen V.Wilson. The attorneys attending this conference MUST be those who are in chargeof the conduct of the trial. Attendance is mandatory.
>>548173379Pearl...
You! Join Tauri Evermoon! This is no Kilrogg's jungle, this is OUR jungle!!! Legion soon.
I'm guessing that for warlock the leveling spec is Demonology? Or can I just go full affli and let the pet tank right off the bat?
>>548175251leveling with affliction right now and it seems fine, no clue how much faster demonology is as I never played warlock before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRr1TVAi7sg
>>548175251Either vampirism affliction if you want it fast or voidwalker demonology if you want it slow
>>548175624>vampirism afflictionqrd?
>>548154142I animated her with grok and it showed nipples!
>>548175725Sorry, they call it "drain tanking"https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/ccxosl/dives_drain_tanking_guide_for_warlock_leveling_in/
>>548176204And this is valid for turtle as well?
I looooove leveling as warrior on turtle
>>548176204helfies drain tank me every night
>>548178850That's so funny Fuutrans
i love my futa nelfie husband
>>548179068That's so funny Ellinna
>>548179068pics?
>>548179068>futa>husbandA guy with a vagina?
nordanaar or ambershire if i want to erp as a futa night elf
>>548179475Ambershire, join <Unbranders> and rape every <Branded> member you see.
>>548179475ambershire for erp
>>548179051who?
>>548179068love you too babe
>>548179653Sorry I meant Cuckbride
>>548179756who?
>>548179930Fuufuu
>>548179930Jibtrans
>>548180070who?
You now remember Johntankman.
... and Himecut!
You now remember Filthydrunk.
You now remember Orbseeker.
I'm trans
You now remember Tonkodun.
>>548180537You know remember Elaynna.
le aunt poisoner
>>548180259>>548180307>>548180396>>548180537>>548180545>>548180559>>548180621Who?
You know remember Zaptuah.
You know remember Deca.
>You know remember>knowESLalys...
You now remember Felkiss.
are you implying i forgot those people?
>>548181048She's always in my heart...
You now remember Rainu.
You know remember Sylma.
>>548181048You now remember Rotkiss.
>most of the people named in this thread play exclusively 'nilla and think they're good players
You now remember Ahru.
>>548181513He cares about performance in a 40 year old game loooooooolalamaaama
You now remember Gerra.
>tfw no one remembers me
>>548181734>mfw samesame...
>>548181734that makes two of us
You now remember Waifuism.
You now remember Grud.
You now remember you have to take your seasonal shower
>>548182285I already had my winter shower at the end of October
You now remember Cromwell..
>>548181734Name?
>>548181734>nobody ever namedrops meGuess it's better this way.
You now remember Retia.
and somehow this isn't even in the top 10 of the most mentally ill threads
Not a single anon remember me...
>>548182697I remember (You)
You now remember Skoll.
There is no such thing as bad fame. If your name hasn't been mentioned in these threads despite you engaging with the community in the game, that means you are an unremarkable person and you should work on your personality.
>>548182903i was mentioned here onceim famous
>>548182903People always love me in game. Being namedropped here just means you're either a drama whore or that the local schizo loves you (maybe both).
You now remember Theodorian.
reminder that all those posts are made by telegethu to distract you from him being a worthless lobotomized waste of oxygen
>>548183128telegethu wanted me to plap him
>>548176204That has nothing to do with vampirism, this is a classicwow guide and classic doesnt have vampirism, apart from your felstone you will have a hard time getting vampirism items.You just sustain yourself with siphon/drain life and lifetap, that is all there is to it
Can you actually get this fella's weapon in the garrison somehow
>>548187132nope
>>548183028Saying people love you even though they don't care about you enough to post about you is like those incels who think a girl loves them because she showed them basic politeness.
>>548187876>people always help>always invited to parties and raids>people go out of their way to interact with me>never had to wait or pay for crafting and shitAnd nobody shitpost about me. Dunno man, I feel appreciated.
>>548188797Yep the cashier was going out of her way to interact with you when she said "have a good day" yep yep she's totally into you you're practically dating and totally not a creep
>>548188946>cashier gives you her number and invites you to a partyFrom your posts I do understand it never happened to you. But hey, at least you can keep namedropping some trannies on /wpsg/.
>people never help>never invited to parties and raids>people never interact with me>always had to wait or pay for crafting and shitAnd everyone shitpost about me. Dunno man, I feel overlooked. I don't know why I joined Evil.
>>548189245Damn you're at the level of delusion where you're not only misinterpreting events but completely making up new onesBeing an incel is truly a mental illness, they should send you to the psychward
>>548189378All that projection can't be good. And you refuse to seek help. Sad.
uh oh melties
>>548189561>no uI accept your concession.
>>547931389what happened to the last thread
Any of the vg guilds on troondle recruiting? What do you need? I usually play healers(male)
>>548191181shamanjust shaman
>>548191181Come join evil i'll give you a big sloppy kiss
>>548190461Theodorian was doxxed and the thread got nuked.
>>548191181Play shaman.Right now there is one(1) SINGLE shaman in the raid group. All the melee DPS players fight over her bovine junglepussy for a drop of windfury - a viciously competitive, bitter rivalry filled with envy has developed amongst the DPSers as they compete for a coveted position in her group. The shaman abuses her position and makes outlandish demands of the guild, and always gets her way. You must play shaman and deliver us from her reign of terror.
>>548192616Totem twisting is the ultimate humiliation ritual, thoughever. I don't think I want to do that(again)
>>548189768calling out his delusion really riled him up, good job, always funny to watch them cope.
>>548192616>>548193386Also, >herYou let women into your guild? Red flag.
>>548193386>totemtwistingdude lmao this is <Evil> where half the dps do less dmg than the tankyou just put down a windfury totem on bosspull and tab out
>>548193386you can just be like the current shaman, put down WF and go AFK
>>548194021Anon I...
>>548193386I don't think anyone does that in turtle, if it's even possible
>>548192616>All the melee DPS players fight over her bovine junglepussy for a drop of windfury - a viciously competitive, bitter rivalry filled with envy has developed amongst the DPSers as they compete for a coveted position in her group.Does she get showered in an obscene amount of loot as well since there's little to no competition?
>>548193386You cant totem twist on turtle, WF totem is an aura like all the other totems, not this weapon imbue effect, same with flametongue and both can be active at the same time.
I seem to have a built-in swing timer. How do I move the bars? they're locked
>>548196552Try /abar
>>548196919based ty anon
>>548197036*Smooooooooooooch*
Is there a version of the old-style nude patches that works for Turtle?
I'm assuming this type of macro doesn't work on turtie due to the old client, huh? Can someone spoon feed me a mouseover macro
>>548197283Use puppeteer addon
>>548198197show the erp /e text
>>548198197never meet your ERP partners
I am now level 10 on my slow and steady Enhance Shaman and have received none of the starter gold and only one out of the four bags I was promised. I have been told to take it up with HR, then that I can't, because HR is raidlogging.Pay. What. You. Owe.
>>548200073>trusting the guild named evil to honour their promisesyou've been played
>>548191181>>548198197
>slow and steady nigger>thinking he can make demands
>>548200073You're too worried about what we give you, worry a little more about what you give us
>>548200073our single shaman told us if anyone pays you she won't give them windfury and that we have to drive you out of the guild, we're sorry...
>>548200073The promise was contingent on you erping with <Evil> officers
>>548200073You look like a kobold.
>male tauren bvll>refuses to ERPliterally useless, kys
Taurens are hotter when they bottom for futas tbqh
Not every1 is mentally ill, sorry
>>548202167>male tauren bvll>refuses to ERPliterally based, chad
Trade me for a bag
>>548200073Alynas....
someone actually remembered me...
>Think all the stupid Orc women characters are annoying in WoD's storylines>Get to Tanaan, they make you party up with Draka>She FUCKS hard, deals stupid high damage for an NPC follower and just straight up stuns everyone so you can live your Frost Mage leveling dreams as any classI will never badmouth Orc women again
anal fist
What professions for a resto shaman?
>>548202167>>male tauren bvllReserved for fellow bvlls
thick orc housewives tired of their retarded ape husbands and searching for big human cock
What professions for an enhance shaman?
>>548209842>>548213107Same as every single other spec, engineering and jewelcrafting
>>548210375what do they look like?
Ok, I made it to 60. What guild do I join?
>>548214079You are property of <Branded> and Permalocked now.
>>548213429Why engineering? Why jewelcrafting?
>>548214284Will branded run blacked morass with me?
guys genuine question here. how is warmane server? is it worth going there for the upcoming wotlk or it's a shitshow? my only perception of this server is some power tripping tranny forum janitor that i saw once and decided to never play there.
I'm leveling ambie. Should i keep going to do nord instead?
>>548200073Ask not what Evil can give to you but what can you give to Evil
>>548216160warmane is really well scripted, has a large enough community (even if they inflate the numbers a bit)
PLEASE help me with Eliza on Amby
>>548217665the grave bitch in Duskwood?
>>548218286I WON BUT YEA
>>548218412made me fly to westfall for nothing
>>548218540I NEED HELP WITH MOR'LADIM COME OVER BBY
>>548218667FUCK YOU NIGGER I AM ALREADY FLYING BACK TO SW
>>548218725*cleaves ur nuts*
its kinda embarrassing when +30 people try to erp, like unc get your wrinkly hands off of me
>>548222389this was written by a 40 year old
bratty zoomer mesugaki asking to be raped by ugly bastard oji-san
nothing screams subhuman more than using a naming scheme that ends with class abbreviation at the end.blablawar blablalock blablabhunt
>>548226189blablatankmanblablatank
God I wish
>>548163114Perhaps the defeaning silence answered your question. I am sorry to have broken it.
chinks are literally subhuman jesus fucking christ 75 IQ retards that somehow ended up leveling to 60 on a paladin to tank dungeons and fail at the most basic shit like DONT FUCKING PULL THREE PACKS AT ONCE
>>548228216gomenasai, i forgot stupid white pig healer too bad to heal through 3 packs
>>548228216silence gweilo
>>548227648That's so funny, Elafi.
>>548228216For me, it's the spics>Get whisper after a piece of loot drops>We're still in a fight, can't respond>His whisper is in latinxspeak anyways>Asks yes/no question in english after not getting his instant answer while we're busy fighting>Answer that no, I do fucking need the straight upgrade piece on my already undergeared character in a nice but concise way in plain english>Get two more whispers in spanish for some fucking reason>Mind you, it's not even some super radical and contested purple raid drop but just a blue gear in a dungeonAt least the chinese faggots understand that not everybody speaks their garbage language
torzag x aoiyuki
another dayanother plapping of elaynna's used pussy...
>>548233318used only by you right?
>>548235135right now? yes
>>548233318That's funny because I didn't play at all today.
I don't wanna plap anymore... I just wanna be happy...
>>548235492proof?
>>548235751You'll never be happy because you're just a used up cumrag.
>>548236672I'm not Elaynna doe
>>548237030Of course you aren't. Elaynna is a happy cumrag.
>>548237623Why do you hate me so much? I din' dun nuthin'
>>548238284You will never find true love.
>>548213107professions are a lie don't waste your time on them
>>548238284Go to sleep honey~
I don't even like Turtle Wow.I only play it to bully trannies.
>>548242096You only try to bully them because they rejected you Arthur
>>548242096>>548242505
Something special about HC is how it makes you care for your character in way you normally wouldn't. Your continued existance is proof of your success and ingenuity. On normal? This guy would've just thrown himself at Steelsnap, kill the adds, probably die, res, maybe kill the named, maybe not, roll on as if nothing happened. When you can't do that and godmode your way through the world, what you're doing actually matter, and a stranger might just make your day. That's when the real adventure begins!
>>548243870>Your continued existance is proof of your success and ingenuity.Or for how well you've followed a guide through a 20 year old game.Brother, I'm not impressed.
>>548244173I'm not following any guide though, I've never played horde either as a matter of fact. (And got spooked multiple times for it)
>>548244173This. It's really not impressive to hit 60 on hardcore. You just wind up playing like a coward. Instead of rolling the dice and attempting Steelsnap alone like you're meant to (it's not an elite mob or elite quest) you wind up overleveling it and then begging a random for help on a mob you could kill alone.In fact that anon is just demonstrating how little he knows of the game. A rogue could easily kill Steelsnap solo and then vanish before the adds even get close to killing him.Hardcore forces you to play the game babymode ironically. And hilariously, South Park lampooned it even before it was a thing with their "let's play the game in the safest way possible even if it saps all the joy out of playing the game" bit.Sources cited: I hit 60 on hardcore. It's not hard. You just don't do dungeons and play safe.
I joined some random european guild on malfurion (bronzebeard). The entire guild shits on me. I get blamed for everything. Top dps and explaining mechanics to these retards. They didnt even know that you have to kill bosses surrounding hakkar before or face him all powered up. There are no good guilds. Hopefully when the servers merge I can find a decent raiding guild.
>>548242505Typical tranny cope. If you bully a tranny, they think it's because you want to have sex with them. The reality is no one wants to have sex with them, which is why they all die virgins.
>>548245008Even if true, it's all just memorization of the simplest part of the game. And furthermore I can't tell you apart from any of the myriad faggots who did at a glance.I'm glad you're having fun for yourself, but I'm simply not impressed.
>>548245632It isn't true because he's very clearly using addons that tell him where everything is and where to go.
Don't forget how Turtle classes are way stronger than vanilla while the missions and the mobs aren't
>I'm not following any guide
>>548245008>I'm not following any guide though,>Meanwhile, anon's screenStop avatarfagging first nigger
>>548245760Shaman got huge buffs, particularly Enhancement which judging by those eight charges of Lightning Shield is how that anon specced.
>>548245892YA YA YA YA YAAA
>noo you can't use a questing addon because... ?? I'm just that 'tistic??!!You just know the ones touting about just how EASY it is and *that's* why they won't do it, because it's just too easy, are terrified at the thought of trying.
You can use a questing addon but if you do you can't say you aren't using a guide.
>>548246424Look at that. Instead of doing it alone and having a challenge, you cheesed the fight and barely took any damage or used any mana. What is even the point? Where's the challenge in the Hardcore challenge if you're teaming up to pick on weaker monsters that stand zero chance of killing you?
>>548245124You're talking out of your ass because both Steelsnap and the two hyenas it comes with can fear you for 4 seconds, each, with no DR, have fun gambling your life on that.The thing about regular players is that death is such a commonplace and meaningless occurrance that they're desensitized to it, like dodos with no concept of danger.
>>548246424it is kinda lame bro, believe me you'd have a better experience if you disable the guiding arrow, you immerse yourself more in the game, you look at the world more
>>548246750Actually reading the quest text and talking to people for help when you get stuck is a much better experience. It's how MMOs are meant to be played. In fact I sort of love the Turtle custom quests as much as I do because they're ones I don't know inside out and the clues they give are kind of vague or misleading at times so I have to ask people and interact with other players in the game. It's great.
>>548246940>player says they can't find some flower>i know where it is because i did the quest, so i tell them where to go>they thank meversus>addon points me in the right direction to the flower, telling me exactly how far away i am from it every step of the way, then covers it with yellow paint so i can't miss it
>por favor invite to guild senior i want to do the molten core once plis por favorI feel bad for these people.... how do I tell them evil has a no spics policy
>>548247268This never happened
>>548246424>You just know the ones touting about just how EASY it is and *that's* why they won't do it, because it's just too easyI've done it multiple times and on a harder difficulty than youI'm simply not impressed
>>548247417based
>>548247417>ascensionNice funserver retard.
>>548246424>Get called out for retarded shit you're spewing>Instantly start seething and spamming the thread with more avatarfaggingGet a grip shitter
>>548247975This is the most attention the thread has ever given him please understand.
Gay nigger community upset about the topic being diverted from the gay nigger community.
>>548243870Do you play on Nord or Amber? Because I've got a hardcore character who's about to hit 40 on Nord. I don't see you on there.
>>548246002Don't forget how tauren shaman in Turtle get a stupid skill that makes early levels so much easier too, an auto attack resetter with extra survivability as if tauren's extra hp and war stomp didn't make HC ez pz mode
>>548248242Fuck I completely forgot about the broken racials they gave them. It'd actually be more impressive if they managed to die because it would at least mean they were trying something cool and not just killing mobs levels beneath them for easy xp.
Imagine what those sentinels did to that poor 22...>>548247975Not sure why the rush to tell me how it's not a big deal from people incapable of doing what I'm doing, but to each their own. I'm obviously not stopping for as long as I live!
>if anons won't like me and applaud me for posting images of my ugly character, then i will antagonize them for attention by saying they're incapable of killing lower level mobsYou're right though. I don't have the patience to grind out boringly easy green quests.
god bless the retards that fuck up posting auctions with their addonsgot 10g worth of herbs for 1c, got a 5g consume for 1s
>doing a turtle custom quest>for some reason the custom caster mobs have no melee attack>if you interrupt them they just stand there doing no damage
>doing a turtle custom quest>finish it>have no clue where to turn it in because the quest doesn't say like normal quests do>look it up on their database>the map isn't working because it's in a custom zone
I feel dissapointedfound an extremely, extremely obvious botopened a ticket, an uwu gm replied almost instantly, told me they'd take care of it and "thanks for ensuring our server is free of bots"1 hour later, the bot is still in the same zone, still extremely blatant
>>548249375>>548250264>>548251049welcome to turtle wow
>>548251049I'm not a bot retard
>>548251408are you the guy I put up 10g for free on trade, clicked accept, and you still walked away?lmao you're the retardmaybe code your bot to accept trades
>>548251679If some random offers me gold or anything I just ignore them.
>>548251975you're actually autistic holy shit jump off a bridge
>>548252058>take some random's gold>he's some goldseller>i get banned
>>548252306you're like those non-verbal autists, living in a bubble, can't talk, can't comprehend the world around themsurprised you're not playing some nintendo toddler game
>>548252978You're weirdly angry at me when I'm not even >>548251408
>>548252648hehe kitty!! *scratches behind you're ear*
>>548252648Would.
>>548253072And he's mad at me despite that happening 12 hours ago when some frenchfag reported me while I was farming the volcano in un'goro this morning
>>548253425Well he called you/me a non-verbal autistic who can't talk. Did he even bother to /whisper you?
>>548252978him not wanting to take money from you on the offchance you're a goldseller is literally no more autistic than you reporting him just for not taking it
>they added an npc who's painting a portrait of the zoneCouldn't bring myself to kill him.
>>548253538I'm not the one he reported, I was just fucking with him because I had that screenshot saved from when the frog reported me this morning
God damn some Legion classes really don't feel complete without the artifact skills, I've forgotten about that. When the FUCK is Tauri moving into Legion damn it
mogged
for me, it's a female troll
>>548243870you niggas are doing the quests when theyre grey, you oneshot steelsnap, youre not fooling anybody lmao
>>548245474that was literally me in FMC
>>548243870This screenshot is missing the Discord overlay and the window with the movie, TV show, or stream, but I guess all that is playing on the second monitor.That's the vibe I get from this screen.
>>548256917
“not using a guide” I mean seriously, the audacity of such a statement
>>548259120he looks just like me fr fr on god
Has blizz killed fun servers yet?
>What's wrong, Doctor?>Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation>Oh yeah? You that Dr. Gruggy-ass motherfucker, right?*gun cocks*>I'll tell you what->No, put the gun away, no!>Take this motherfucker *gunshots*>and take two of these and call me in the motherfuckin' morning. I'm Dr. Grud.
Apart from two goblins every single person ive had a negative experience on turtle has been a male night elf or tauren.What are the scientific reasons for this?
shoutout to the lvl 40 undead pvp twink sub rogue fully bis'd out who has spent all morning camping me, a lvl 33 trinketless warrior in greens who thought i would start playing early today to beat the traffic and get some STV questing done before it becomes crowdedcongratulations my dudeyou win and i quitsitting there watching my half hp warrior get sapped, cheap shop, kidney shot, grenaded, blinded on repeat with no possible counter play 1,5 seconds after ressing really invigorates my love for the game and makes my jaw drop in amazement of your skill and dedication to your craftdont flatter yourself too much though my dude you were just the final straw that broke my backevery pserver even blizzard ones are littered with anti social, lonely and failed millennial men with miserables IRL lives who then take it out on others in the gamegave my 700 gold to the first lowbie i came across and then deleted everythingim gonna go jerk off and then hit the gym and then find something else to waste my time on, something that isn't full of people whose idea of fun is preventing someone else from playing a game on a saturday morning goodbye
>>548264589nice fantasy Mr.Ganksufrmbehnd
>>548264589filtered
>>548245760All mobs in dungeons and world got buffed twice though
>>548247268Evil has 5 spics in it
>>548247268>>548265368Chinga tu madre, cabrón!
>>548265246buffed how?
>>548264589What did you think warmode means?
>>548264589rogues do be the worst thing that they ever put in wow
>>548266268druids are rogues but with roots and healing and travel form howeverbeit
>trinket kidney shot>use some sort of DOT so they can't restealth>you just defeated 95% of rogues>>548266337also thisa well played druid is absolute aids to fight against
>>548266268No class should have unlimited stealth/invisibility. That's game design 101.
>>548265992Buffed HP and damage, I don't recaythe exact figures but it's significant
>>548266468and they don't in wowa rogue isnt moving around all the time in stealth, he is running around on his mount looking for players and when he spots someone he stealths to get in range to sapif you changed it so you can only stealth for a maximum of 20 seconds the outcome would still be the same, the real problem with rogues is giving a class cannon class so much CC, you can't give one class all the damage in the world while also giving him a toolkit that prevents other classes from doing any damage to him
>>548266748>a yellow faggot won't wait 5 minutes in stealth, fingering his asshole, waiting for you to be low HP fighting an eliteSo you never played WoW? Why are you talking about it?
>be horde warrior afk running in duskwood>hear frostbolt sound>tab back into game>figure its just an npc and keep running>keeps happening>turn around>high elf mage keeps frostbolting me for some reason>start walking at him>sheeps me and dances>keeps rotating between sheeping, coning and fire balling me>never go below 80% health because of sheep + troll regen>eventually get a lucky charge out of sheep and just kill him thanks to hamstring slowing him down enough for me to catch up to himwhy did he do it?
Whenever I raid lead I only bring the bare minimum of rogues and discriminate against them when handing out loot. What class you chose to main in WoW says a lot about a person.
>>548267082he was trying to warn you to not afk run into stitches up aheadand you fucking killed him for ityou are a horrible short sighted low iq person
>>548266529Seems to be about 17% for HP compared to regular classic. No clue about damage but if i had to guess its probably in the same range.
>>548267089so true so truei would never let a rogue main watch my cat
>>548267183I was running next to the river though because i figured i would come across a random lvl 60 wanting to gank me or Stitches if i ran on the road :(
george floyd was a rogue
We, rogues, are the master race. Sit down, be humble.
>>548267421what spec?
>>548267089Give me your opinion on every class and the people maining them
as a dwarf hunter i have maintained a kill on sight policy for rogues for 2 decades
>>548267707No I'm too tired but I will say that the only people I truly respect are the ones maining healers. It is a thankless and sad job.
I prefer rogues and warlocks to magesThose niggas will never give portals unless they get paid a gold minimum while locks give free stones and revives alongside summons and theres always a rogue advertising free lockpicking.
>>548267952P-PORTALS COST ME 50 COPPER NOW TIP MEEEEE!!!!!
>>548267924You're bad and i don't respect you
>>548267924As the person you originally replied to i think you are ok and i respect you
Pick 1
>>548267952>theres always a rogue advertising free lockpicking.you are literally falling for rogue propagandaits like putin holding a puppy in front of the press
>>548268586The funserver at bottom. Boring stuff with fake pop like Molten won't last :^)
>he's not setting up 10 characters on epoch so he's ready for mc releasengmi
>she's not setting up to 10 characters in turtle so she's ready for woggie cockngmi
>>548269149my wife on the right
>>548269149my wife on the left
>>548269149my wife on the off-screen telling me i can't wife either
>>548269149cute onahole
does fucking saruman keep sending these absolute NIGGERS to steal my ore the MOMENT I see like 4-5 veins next to each other? Like the cocksuckers pop out of nowhere, why is a 48 in fucking arathi, go mine in tanaris you stupid fucking nigger
>pol tourist melty
>>548267185>Seems to be about 17% for HP compared to regular classicFor some dungeon mobs and bosses it's over 50%
>>548271848But this goes against the blizzoid narrative of turtle being easier than classic, please delete your post.
worgen males hnghhh
voidwalkers hnghfhh
>can't rape Azuka in front of her whole clan after endless teasing thanks Metzen, immersion ruined
unconscious dig rats hnghhh
>>548273029>>548273152>>548273659
Why do I need discord to SR shit?
>>548274897tranny platform of choice
>>548274897just don't SR stuff?
>>548274897Because it's how people do it now.It used to be better when someone was running that SR adding back in 2020
>>548275169>>548275345I don't have a discord account and don't want to make one just to be able to SR stuff.>>548275240That's stupid.
>>548275991You are stupid!Just create an account with a throwaway e-mail, you don't even need to download the client.
>>548276167is the hrt that comes with an account free?
>>548274897It’s a grooming tactic, don’t do it.
>>548276167I tried that once, but they then asked for my phone number for verification purposes. What next? Are they going to ask me for my ID or some bullshit like that? I don't want to do that just to be able to SR stuff.
so many mexicans on the alliancewhat the fuck
>>548276547<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>
>wowcg died again before 750It's over.
Why is Gilijim & Lipidis so soul crushing
>>548280464For me it was the difficulty of traversing the terrain, and the extremely high mob density which made some areas annoying or impossible to clear through.
>>548280464There's a reason why Blizzard cut it from niller
I feel like playing some wow is there any fresh about to start?
>>548148682>pov: you are green
>>548148682where is her penis?
>>548274897Because im not gonna put in the extra work for your sake, youre welcome to raid without an SR.
>>548276547Who else would play white people as escapism?
Why does Evil not help their own members?
>>548287287Bad time to post this
>>548274897>>548285625You could literally just link the SR site in raid a few minutes before the raid begins and let people who don't want to use discord SR their shit though. You put more effort explaining why you won't than it would to ctrl+c ctrl+v a link.
>>548287956the SR site requires a discord account regardless of where you get the link
>>548287956The raidres site translates directly into the rollfor addon.What if everyone doesnt want to use discord? im not keeping track of a list for over 40 SRs.
Just run without SRsIts fucking unbelievable but so far every time i've SR an item, it doesn't dropIts like the game knows
>>548288784Skill issue
>>548288571It's possible to SR without a discord on that site though.>>548288668Whoever creates the SR has the option on that site to add SRs for other people. It will show up as such as well. If Billy says "I want to SR this and that" you can easily add "Billy SR this and that" and then copy paste that into the addon.
>>548288784Try SRing the ony head and see what happens.
>>548276547Makes me laugh every time I see a spic playing a ret paladin that has his wings macro'd to yell BANKAI or some other anime shit lmao.
>>548289432>he doesn't have a cool shout bound to his signature ability
>>548289016>It's possible to SR without a discord on that site though.How?
is this true?
>>548149581>this is what it feels like to ovulate
>>548289432I made a macro that does /yell when I cast Bloodrage. The gnome female war cry never fails to amuse me.
>>548289854Keep reading.>Whoever creates the SR has the option on that site to add SRs for other people. It will show up as such as well. If Billy says "I want to SR this and that" you can easily add "Billy SR this and that" and then copy paste that into the addon.If Billy doesn't have a discord he can just whisper it to the dude running the SR list and that guy can add them for him.>inb4 "but it's extra work"You're the one doing the SR list. If you want to make discord mandatory make it mandatory and kick anyone without it. Otherwise don't invite people to a raid and then not let them SR simply because they don't have a discord and don't want to make one.
Remember when Evil was created and Aecheur said that the guild won't be using Discord?
man, wow players are so stupid and gullible.>join guild>make freinds>be pleasant>show up to help people>show up at raid timeand they shower me in gear. Doesn't even matter if i spend half the raid dead, they just res me and send me more loot. I almost feel bad for them <<<evil>>>
>see announcement in tauri discord>hopes get up that it's about legion releasing>"Two-factor SMS authentication has been expanded with new countries: Spain, Portugal, Brazil, Chile, and Mexico."they just like leading us on
>>548291537nah thats just human nature 101. people will put up with almost anything if they like you which is why the gms retarded friend gets special treatment even though hes the worst player in the guild
>>548291917Haven't you heard? They now have a VIP subscription.Flirting with Stormforge did not work out well for Tauri.
>>548287803QRD?
>>548291537Doing all that greentext puts you in the top 1% of the guild because everyone else plays like dogshit as well during raids.
>>548291917can't even chat on their discord without my phone numberlike Discord DB didn't had leaks before
>>548290941Why should you be given the best loot when you can’t even do the bare minimum and join voice chat?
I made it to level 10!
>>548292726femtroll a cute, CUTE!!!
I'm ready for MC!
>>548292195The guild was running UBRS to help someone attune to Ony
>>548267707as a class and as a playerbase, rogues have been absolute dogshit going all the way back to 2004
>>548265368name them and they will be removed
>>548293483>The guildIt was 4 people, the rest of the guild didn't help.
Why do they keep calling me an HC rat? What did I do wrong???
>>548295525Because you do quests 10 levels below yours and you can't group with people, effectively stealing mobs.
>>548295525SPLAT
>>548267421>>548267452lol'd
Can I join MC on my paladin? Can I SR bindings? My guild won't let me get bindings.
Who can I whisper for an invite to <Evil>, it's so quiet without gchat...
>>548299072call gramble a nigger in pms
>>548299748That's not very nice...
>>548293483>the guild>4 peoplePugs helped more than <Evil> did. Why can't anyone log in to help get people attuned? Is it really that hard to run UBRS that you need pugs to do the heavy lifting? I would say at the very least the leadership should be willing to stop jerking it to tranny porn for one minute to help an anon get ready for a raid. If they can't do even that, they aren't fit to be leaders. Someone else pointed out that the rot starts at the top in another thread. They were definitely on the money.>>548295078It's just crazy to me that you have a guild full of anons but nobody can ever log in outside raids. Do they just hate the game? Or do they hate the guild? Because personally I love Wow. I play it just about every day, whenever I can. And I rarely see anyone from <Evil> online.
>>548299072It gets even quieter when you join Evil because nobody talks in gchatHell there's barely ever anybody else online
>frostmourne>human mage>xp rate set to x1>healthy beverage next to meyep...its gaming time
>>548302329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z29Rk8814w
>>548293104And I still need to go make flasks
>>548302329btw from my experience of playing on the server for a while, frostmourne is definitely faking their numbers by at least 1-2k ppl
I have lots of interesting and funny things to say but I purposefully limit my talking and keep gchat quiet because I am on strike until I am paid the 100g and remaining 2 bags I am owed
>>548302329>Anon spits on the ground.
>>548300443the vast majority of people that play some version of classic hate the game.Its boring, its dull, its bean beaten to death and has lost any sort of soul. No matter how much paint you throw on top of it, it is still the same outdated piece of shit.at the same time it is, in a fucked up way, a comfort game. Its similar to Dota2 in that regard. The vast amount of players that play it, dont do it because they like the game; they do it its because thats what they always played. Another notorious example of this is Diablo 2.
>>548303936maybe you faggots should play a game you like then
>>548299072Whisper Hao :3c
>>548303936I don't. I love vanilla wow so I play vanilla wow.Hell I know for a fact most of Evil doesn't. A lot of us have alts that aren't in the guild that we play outside of the raid. I'm in like three different guilds actively right now and Evil definitely is my least favorite. And yes one of those is Branded. The other is a normalfag dadgamer guild who I also raid with.And you know what? Those dadgamers log in and help with attunes. Most of them are actual fucking dads with kids. They can play like two hours a day. And they still love playing Wow and love helping out guildies.So I don't even know what the fuck is going on with Evil. But I raidlog my Evil character because the guild fucking sucks. Lifeless. Dead. Clock in. Raid. Get gear. Get out. Evil is just a chore at this point. I'll play my alts for fun.
>>548304906>And yes one of those is Branded.stopped reading
>>548305214You know I log onto Branded and people say hello. We greet each other. We talk. I know most the other guildies in that guild. They're a good bunch.Evil? Complete silence. We're all strangers in that guild. The few people who actually know each other either cliqued up or more commonly they have some gay ass dramafeud going on.But the dadgamer guild is easily the best. Just the friendliest group of people I've ever played with. If my job hours ever change I'll likely quit Evil and just main my dadgamer guild character. I already spend most my time on that character anyhow.
>>548303080If your demands aren't met by the time you hit 40 I say just /gquit. I guarantee the moment you do some other raiding guilds will ask you to join them. Raiding guilds plural. And I can guarantee that because I leveled a shaman without a guild before. Every time I logged in I'd be asked what my plans were when my character hit 60. Do I want to raid? Because they have a spot for me. All the shaman loot would go directly to me. I don't even have to play resto. I don't even have to play. Just hit the WF totem and afk. They're all desperate. Don't sell yourself short and let a guild buy your soul for a couple bags.
>>548306295>play shaman>guilds all line up to suck your cock if you plop down a single totem for themIs that what it's actually like on turtle???I haven't played since Epoch quietly died and I'm feeling the itch again, haven't rolled a shaman in ages as well.
Does RXP work for Classic on Turtle?
>>548307348guilds won't whisper you like that unless it's a fresh one that can't even meet the raid scaling
>>548307480rested xp? yea =3
>>548308503Do you have a download link to the guide file
>>548308675Anything for you my darling princess https://github.com/whtmst/T-RestedXP
>>548308675>>548309891https://github.com/computerequipmentgroup/Bubbles I prefer this though as I just have the rested number in corner of screen
>>548303080My guild paid 500 for each of our shamans, they won't even give this guy 100 and some bags and they wonder why they can only get 1 shaman who also goes afk once the pull starts.
Do Turtle Locks get metamorphosis and Hand of Gul'dan? I don't really know which expansion or patch brought those two spells in
>>548313026Meta is wrath, hand first came in cata but there's a bunch of different versions of it depending on the expansion.
I started yesterday and bought 4x 36 slot bags. I love P2W gaming. I can go entire sessions without selling stuff in my inventory.
Logs?
>>548314247We are doing Kara10 now, logs will be uploaded later.
>>548314921NOOOO DONT POST THE LOGS I DIED ON RAG NOOOO NO NO NO NO
>>548315497I'm sorry your basedpass will be revoked and your balls fed to the hunter pets...
BACK STATUS???
>>548314247https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/65028/base?history_state=1
>>548317554Shut it down.
>>548317554>Threatening Facesitting with facesitting
>>548317554>3 rogues using broken poisons build>one of them still loses to theodorianyou should just quit at this point
>>548315497Eyba...
>>548317554>rogue in dungeon greens outdpsing half the raid ???????????
>>548317554Theo.... whats going on big guy
>>548318503a good player would be outdpsing the entire raid with the poison build in world drop greens
>>548318464>>548318797trvke
>>548318464>>548318797It's not really broken, it's shit when well geared, it just doesn't need any gear to do a lot of damage.
>>548317554Turns out Fuutrans/Cuckbride was a fraud after all.
>>548319129explain how it's only good without gear but top dps rogues in kara40 are using it
>>548319446k40 rogues are mostly dagger combat
>>548319446You play daggers when you are fully geared.
>>548317554FACT: If you still do less than 500 DPS then you should be soft lootbanned. I hope this is a universal rule.
>rets are allowed to do damage on turtlethis is why i cant take the server seriously
>theodorian back to less than 600 DPS>aecheur has less dps than on the first weekwhat went wrong
>>548317554>>548320212How is a fukcing arcane mage doing 300 dps?
>>548320326He's multiboxing
>>548320326he alt tabs between mage and shaman
>>548320326Dev's pet spec.
>>548320276Aecheur died on Thaurissan because he didn't get away from the rune when he had the bomb.
>>548317554STOPPOSTINGLOGS
>>548320276I dced on two bosses, that brings down the average quite a lot
you should only look at ragnaros the only boss that matters it's obvious who are the best dps
>>548321201Jib won.
>>548148682is warmane alright? i want to play wotlk, very casually
>>548321201Aecheur that log is broken
>>548321201>ragnaros number 8 dps on his own boss fight
>>548303936I play actively for a couple of months then get tired and take a break for the rest of the year, then go back with the same excitement. I think maybe it's just your personal problem mate.
>>548321201Imagine being lower than Ragnaros
>>548321201Why does your Rag only have like 500k HP?
>>548321801the uploader scrubbed the pug players from the logs
Every legion speck plays like such a neutered versions of their wrath-cata-mop counterpart that I'm really not sure about this 'legion was the last good expansion' bit some people are trying to push, and yeah I checked the artifact weapons and almost all of them are just buffs on a cd.
>>548323449>'legion was the last good expansion' bit some people are trying to pushIt's a cope strategy for people who didn't see the writing on the wall in Warlords or Mists. People who played Legion generally played expansions after that as well.
>>548323449You know that artifact weapons actually change your spec more than just 1 new skill rightThey have their own skill trees that alter your kit. On top of all that the Legion legendaries add things on top that you would get from a fucking 4 pc set back in WotLK
>>548321201idk how my dps can be so low when i 75% MC gear and weapons.
Legion was the most retarded lorewise expansion with protoss airships and artifacts, and wod was its enabler. They're both trash fit only to milk subhumans.
EVERY GOOD WOW EXPACVanillaWotLKWoD
>>548323449Majority of MoP classes played the same because they were so fucking bloated with shit like 3 generic buff cooldowns and simon says procs regardless of the said specLegion's or even Cata's neutered specs unironically have more going on than MoPWrath probably had the best class design ever though, shame about the actual endgame content
>>548324143the problem lies between the screen and the chair as we say in my country
>>548324242Vanilla wasn't an expac.There are no good "expacs".
>>548324303nyes but I am already doing my 2 button rotation and like I said i have weapons which give me the most damage.
>>548324478shit behind the spaaks as we say in my country
legion gets a pass because the actual content you play is funyou cant get me to play dragon soul or the oculus again no matter how hard you shill it
>>548324428TBC made the game complete, it was an expansion for current players not new ones. Everything after i never really cared for.
>>548324190TRVKE
>>548324628TBC could've been perfect if the actual world wasn't the worst the series has ever been. I don't know how they thought quests that made the Barrens look sophisticated in zones that were just empty were ok
>>548321801>the difference between a legendary weapon ret and an erping tranny in leveling gear is 996 damage
>>548324143Because Aecheur's log has a low range so in a fight like Ragnaros where everyone is spread out some people is shown as doing basically no damage / healing because Aecheur isn't close to them
>>548324190>Legion was the most retarded lorewise expansion with protoss airshipsthey are from TBC
>>548324428is that why they keep making them?
>>548324985no it was on my meters too. I'll have to look it up maybe the spec is weaker than i thought until bwl gear or something
>>548324287>Majority of MoP classes played the same because they were so fucking bloated with shit like 3 generic buff cooldowns and simon says procs regardless of the said specCounter point warlock, monk, druid, shaman, warrior, priest are really really really really fun to play.
>>548324628>made the entirety of azeroth obsolete>kickstarted the cycle of wow cannibalizing itself to maintain sub spikes>literally nothing in the base world mattered anymore>introduced shared zones>introduced shared capitals>"heroic" dungeons are not content>lore so retarded it would make danuser seem insightful>flying meant now walking and caring about landmasses and map layouts became a formality, not the goal
>>548325185Used to be the best way to milk your pesos in addition to the sub, carlos. Nowdays, they don't even give a fuck about expansions, you'll just buy store mounts and transmogs like a good paypiggy instead.
>>548325185bolumes!
>>548325489>shaman, warriorPure simon says and I say this as a Enh shammyfag>DruidThe least fun resto has ever been after TBC, balance was vanilla fury War tier braindead with literal 2 button rotations, feral lost everything that made the spec unique, bear was just bear I guess>WarlockDemonology and Affli were fine but that's because they weren't touched from Cata's great reworks of the class, Destro was pure gay simon saysMonks were ok I guess>PriestAnyone who plays priest takes it up the ass and your opinion therefore doesn't count
>>548325563dang lil bro played all of tbc without running karazan, black morass, hillsbrad, magisters terrace and sunwell once
>>548325563>introduced shared zonesYou mean contested zones that we've always had?>introduced shared capitalsWouldn't be so gay if Shattrah wasn't the single worst city ever in WoW
>>548325925you're just making shit up and if that guy has any sense he won't give you another serious reply
>>548325269And what spec are you?
>>548326089unfortunately a few raids and dungeons don't save an entire expansion
>>548326197>you're just making shit upNigger how is resto dudus running out of mana in 3 rejuvs or warriors getting a fucking slot machine screen glow PRESS X TO COOL good design
>>548326359>doesnt countah
>>548324428what even is an "expac"the word makes no sense
>>548326472not "doesn't count", but doesn't make up for the bad things
>>548326089>magisters terraceI wish I never ran it either
its dumb that in wow when a new expansion releases everything changes, the client, the talents, the abilities, literally everythingin other mmos like everquest the only thing that changes with an expansion pack is adding new content and increasing level cap, in some mmos like guild wars 2 the level cap doesnt even change
>>548326167It never got better (See Dalaran, chong chong panda town, Dalaran #2 and Dalaran #3 and dragon city). It allowed blizzard to double down on shitass lazy design on account of their subhuman playerbase. The moment you cram the factions together like that you've already jumped the shark.Also not "contested zones", zones that didn't give two fucks if you were an orc or a dwarf more like. You'd have to be a legitimate idiot not to see how shrinking a massive, vibrant world with its own biomes, meaningful geography, landmarks and faction holdouts into a tiny cluster of nondescript rocks in space was a BAD thing.
>>548326772Meanwhile GW1 expects you to just stop playing your character and make a new one instead even if it technically lets you play them with 1
>>548326335assa rogue
>>548326974>chong chong panda townPandaria cities were separate though
>>548325925Are you confusing expansions? None of the warlock specs in mop play anything like prior expansions because of the resource changes. And the only 'simon says' part of enhance is maelstrom weapon which works the exact same way as it i did in cata/wrath, everything else is on a cd. Again same thing with druid I honestly think you're mistaking expansions balance was an incredibly difficult spec to play and everyone who I know enjoys playing healer love resto druid because of the crazy things you can do with mushroom.You sure you played mop?
>>548326197what gave it away? the reductionist pattern of good-shit-ok, the buzz words or ad hominem at the end?
>>548326335marks huntard
>>548324834SMV was just an excuse to make a Black Temple themed zone. Nagrand was always an amazing zone, as is netherstorm (if you're a mage).
the state of evil is kinda sad desu
MoP classes were fine but there were just too many bloat skills imo. Too many minor cooldowns and the majority of the trinket drops were usable.
>>548325925>Warrioryour rotation changed depending colossus smash and then again during execution phase, hardly just simon says>DruidFeral was pure misery, not is only rotation chaos but you also needed Specific trinket of Leishen to be effectiveBoomkin goes firmly into high octane category with better gear, fun but also stressful >Monk okaylmaoWW was dogshit on anything that didn't have constant stream of adds, you probably also remember them stacking chi pre fight with fire blossomsBrewmaster was one of the hardest tanks to master, stagger mechanic still filters people to this dayMistweaver, your cooldowns were a bit meh in PVE content, in PVP you were a god shrugging off stuns and kiting half of the battleground
>>548329576>Brewmaster was one of the hardest tanks to master, stagger mechanic still filters people to this day>
>>548329576>Boomkin goes firmly into high octane category with better gearAh yes, the use yellow spell when yellow and blue when blue spec. The ok use both debuffs and bite the crayon you like on the gaystral stage spec. 1 2 2 2 is so high octane
>>548330286you never raided as moonkin in MoP, sorry you got benched, with high haste is is a struggle
>>548330286are we still pretending any wow specs have ever been more complex than that
>>548330490tbc was fun when all the mages fought over who got to be in the boomkin/spriest group. bonus points if you got assist to move yourself into mana stream group for regen and knew who to ask for a mid fight innervate. good times.
>>548329576stop giving him (You)s you fucking autist, he's very obviously never played the expansion at all and is just making shit up and you're out here trying to fucking debate him like anything he's saying is based on facts at all
>>548330627Boomkins were as dumb as the simplest specs in vanilla, the 1 2 2 2 is very literal >Hurr but I have to mash my phase specific generic fireball reeeall fast if I have high haste!
>>548330490Wow good argument nigger try literally any other DPS spec>>548331068>Seething this hard his spec called generic
you can't even clear MC though
>Do 1 2 3 on repeat for 2 minutes>Screen glows with a low quality jpg that has visible artifacts>BING BING BING PRESS 4 FOR MAJOR DAMAGE NOW>Press 4>Go back to 1 2 3 again>MoPfags unironically think this is good design
>>548331549This but all expansions post WotLK. Cata was a mistake, return to Vanilla/TBC/WotLK.
see, he's so much madder at being annoyed than you dismantling the stuff he made up about specs he's never played. look at that embarrassing double post. never ever waste your time on a dishonest little cretin.
This should be a learning experience, next stormforge mop fresh we should all roll and make a guild.
>>548332409>next stormforge mop fresh we should all roll and make a guild.The next stormforge server will be them licking up the sloppies of Tauri's latest release
>>548332469that's what stormforge does every fresh doe
>>548332469Legion isn't even out yet on tauri and I doubt they're letting stormforge release a legion server until their is progressed. Which at this point could still be 1-2 years away. It would be crazy if stormforge don't do another mop fresh before that.
>>548332469>fresh legionI hope they just do MoP progression to Legion
>>548332790>>548332796>>548332815They'll do WoD with the other two raids unlocked using Tauri as a base
>yearly MoP to Legion server
>>548332958>ruinedNo one wants to do WoD for more than a week.It's genuinely just bad.
they should make a server that progresses through every expansion with just vanilla talents
>>548333126I would prefer TBC or Wrath talents, so bosses are actually killable.
>>548333121WoD as a whole might be bad but the three raids are good, plus Tauri is not using WoD classes
>>548333342Only one I really miss is BRF.It was genuinely really fun.
>>548331549I will always appreciate FFXI/EQ99 gameplay more than buttonslop. Spells were meant to be used with discernment, not like an autistic third worlder keyboard mashing.
>>548333273nah the whole point is it would be funny to see people stack warriors against the lich king
>>548334498Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>548334498>Guy rping as a girlAGP tranny in the making why are there so many degenerates like this running amok?
>>548334498>Nahlindriaäeeäaeeaäeaeaeaäea NounNounmore like naah
>>548334909why am I like this...
soon...
>>548333126Every expansion after Wrath is really bugged.I think Cata mostly works, MoP definitely needs a lot of work.WoD+ is no go.So at most, you can make a Wrath server with vanilla talents.
>>548336774Wut, Stormforge's MoP (And Tauri's before moving onto the Legion core) and the Cata content work really well too
>>548336896not open source
>>548334498It really turns me off when people put things like that on their OOC section.
temped to make a hc just to kill other hcs when they get mind controlled in dungeons but I bet hardly any hc dungeons happen anyway since it's more hardcore to do quests 10 levels below you
>>548337073gz!
>>548337073grats
any wrath servers with at least 10% white european pop?tried that new frostmourne, its unplayable
>>548340396warmane
>>548340396warmane will have a server progress into wrath soon
>>548340396Epoch
>>548340396white people dont play wow anymore
>>548340396ChromieCraft
>>548337070oOoOoC <-caterpillarOh, of course, you totally get what OCC stands for. I mean, who would expect you to even grasp what RP in ERP actually is?
STUPID TURTLE DIE ALREADY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>548342905this is so misleading and such a good bait that it made me reply
>>548337073Damn dude. Nice.
>>548338956Play a paladin and buff hcs then bubble
>fuutrans is still browsing /heals/ 24/7
man turtle is such a dumb funserver
>>548344889I liked that quest.
>>548342905FUUUCK FUCK PLEASE PLZ DIE F UCK
Anyone wanna play a wotlk server with me? I will tank for you.
>>548345458Not really.
>>548345458You better not be a palacuck
>>548347861NOOO I WAS JOKING NOOOOOOOOOO LIVE
Crusader storm sucksWarmane sucksTurtle sucksAshen wow sucksAscension sucksStormforge sucks...Epoch was our only salvation but you let it die
>>548349529>you let it diehow could I have saved it?
Can't speak while shapeshifted.
>>548349767Not you the individual, but we, the people, needed Epoch.If only the pearls weren't cast before swine, but now, there is only a sour, bitter taste on the mouthes of everyone. There will only be pyhrric war
come play warmane with us :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjT5LYDY7o
>>548344592Proofs?
>>548344592not him but yes, always
>>548351605i was there so it's true
>>548347573Are you gonna play with me? I like DK.
Go to bed Asalys.
>>548352671I'm in bed on my phone...
WTF I don't play for a while and my lv 1 characters all get their name stolen?
>>548350265epoch was a retarded server from day 0 thoughbeit, all the hype for retarded itemization, clown balancing, a million bugs and broken servers.
>>548353060Yeah retard, no name saving allowed, if you aren't playing, you don't deserve the name
>>548291537>haha these people are so fucking stupid i was nice to them and now they actually like me
>retarded itemization, clown balancing, a million bugs and broken serversisn't that all wow servers
>>548344592isnt that just the failed male general?
>rotting dickless undead fuck wants me to poison a dogCharacter deleted. Horde are niggers without compare.
>>548354263Lol filtered
>>548349767letting cucktotes borrow your pair of balls
>>548349772I can't do that yet.
why play anything other than hunter
>>548357346Rogue does more damage.
why, as a heterosexual, play anything other than hunter
im a ret chad
Windfury...
>>548357754only gays, women and children play huntardsreal hetero chads play warrior.
I was told if I got to 60 on my shaman I was guaranteed a raid spot. Well, where is it?
>>548358247I was gonna agree until I saw the nelf LOL!
>>548358821>nelfyes, the only proper warrior raceproblem?
>>548358936Real nelf warriors are bear druids you race traitor
>>548358809>she fell for it
>>548358997>bear druidsyou mean healsissies?they don the dress and belong in their place
BEAR ARMS
>>548358247>>548358936>>548359147Trying too hard to fit in
>>548350317who are you playing with?
>>548358809I got a guaranteed spot for you right here *unzips*
>>548358247faggy hunters :3
is the new warmane wotlk server p2w? like turtle?
where do you find rp on nord?
>tauren mill>look inside>no taurens
no beonzebeard thread?
>>548362650Think everyone but desperate third worlders abandoned bronzebeard because it was just retail classic.
trying to level elemental might have been a mistake
>>548363991Huh, how so? Shamans have lots of utility and just having a self heal by itself is huge for leveling
>>548364062NTA, but ele shams have to actually cast and without proper CC (slows suck) it's a real pain to solo.
high elves don't season dey food
Warmane, Chromiecraft or Stormforge?
only tauri
what?!
Should Tauri reverse to MoP? Too many bugs.
>>548372754This but the exact opposite, they should just say fuck it and release Legion already
>>548372754>Too many bugssuch as?
>>548364434Yeah enhance is much more laid back.
>>548358809Did you miss raid time sis?
>>548374294LoS is really fucked up even on zones that didn't have these issues before
Does Turtlewow’s PvP seem off? I guess there is some type of dampening, but routinely any time I enter a BG I try to do some cool root kiting with my Druid, and the root lasts about 2 seconds and I get globaled instantly. Like if I’m to survive, I need to kill before my cc falls off, but with dampening thats near impossible.nm ill get gud
>>548317554
>>548375663There are supposed to be diminishing returns, I didn't notice anything.
>have to find some obscure information you can't find anywhere in-game>look it up on wowhead>look at comments>all the top comments are some 2023 ''season of discovery'' comments for some shit retail version that is probably dead and not playable already>have to scroll down to see comments from 2006>all the information has to be double checked in case it has been changed for season of discovery season 5 episode episode 10 phase 12kill retailniggers
nerf yellows
>>548381067No, rogues should be the best single target DPS in the game.
>>548381067This is how it should be. Rogues are a DPS class. It's all they do. They also can't do it from range and avoid 90% of raid mechanics. It makes no sense that a class that is a DPS/Tank hybrid or worse a DPS/Tank/Heal hybrid or a class that can DPS out of the range of getting walloped by AOEs wouldn't be up at the top.
each expansion continent should've been the size of the azeroth continents
>>548381563rogues don't even have to go in the raid because they can just sit in stealth and even if ragnaros takes over he won't be able to find themthey should do the least dps out of any class
>>548381067Woah one of these guys is in my guild
>>548381563Trvthnvke>pure DPS melee gods > hybrid melee > pure DPS ranged > pet classes > hybrid ranged aka boomkin
>>548385076hehe :D
>>548385076Is it me?
I'm so good at this video game.The best, even.
>damn bro did you see me roll these two level 12's
my guildmaster is kinda parseless
> Warcraft Reborn adds Cata class combos + Undead PaladinsAdding Hunters is acceptable, but these retarded niggers just ruined the potential for me.Why can't they just keep the OG class-races combos with adding Hunters to Humans & Undead?Any private servers with HD assets to recommend?
what a weird hill to die on
me and the male night elf druid i pulled by being a sentinel
>>548358936only if female
>>548387982>Any private servers with HD assets to recommendyou can just mod any server to have HD models
>>548372754>Too many bugsJust open a ticket on the bug tracker.
>>548383096This is even funnier considering how utterly broken stealth is on Turtle Wow.
>>548385991To be fair he rolled three level 12s and a 19, with the 19 appearing to be a twinked rogue.
>>548392304How is it broken?
>>548365264You dont season cum
>Only german guild on tel abim advertises itself als mulgore milk for real manyeah thats it, im out to play guild wars
>>548394657is Caelwynn Belwynn?
>>548394657Cagedfemboy my goat
>>548394657better guild btw
>>548395110Belwynn would do better than that
>>548394657I am going to join <Branded> for MC next week so I can be the top dps in raid, sorry <Evil>
>>548396381theodorian no!!!
>>548394657SOVL>>548317554SOVLLESS
>>548394657I know for a fact those screenshots are fake. Tandrok does 800 dps and Elohssa does close to 700.
The turtleRP github link on the wiki is deadI saw 2 other versions, one from tempranova and another from oldmanalphaDoes it matter which one I pick?
>>548397694https://github.com/oldmanalpha/turtlerp
I haven't played on Turtle in eight months.Has it been shut down? Did they release the Unreal engine 5 version? Are Draebaes in the game?
>>548399028get away from that horse
>>548399028no but it's looking increasingly dire, no, no
>>548394657>even the erp guild out-dpses aecheur
>>548396817That screenshot is from Onyxia, Evil members are doing about the same dps on it.
>>548399994please link the branded mc dps charts
>>548399028>IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that a Status Conference be set for Monday, February 2, 2026 at 01:30 PM, before the Honorable Stephen V. Wilson. The attorneys attending this conference MUST be those who are in charge of the conduct of the trial. Attendance is mandatory.They are going to cash out with Christmas sales and then disappear.
>>548399028palomino is mine!!
>>548400738nothing burger *yawns*
>>548148682that op image is ai slop
>>548400738So there's no point in coming back?Any other turtle like private server?
>>548399028>Has it been shut down?not yet>Did they release the Unreal engine 5 version?it's vaporware that got them sued>Are Draebaes in the game?thankfully no
>>548401757damn sherlock did you figure that out all by yourself?
If you're gooning to anything other than nelfies and femorcs you're a faggot.
>>548401769>Did they release the Unreal engine 5 version?>it's vaporware that got them suedAgain, Unreal Azeroth is independent. There isn't a single dev overlapping with Turtle. Turtle only paid to get access to the source code and a license to redistribute it. Everything Turtle shared about it comes from Unreal Azeroth promotional stuff. Even their recent video is cut from multiple Unreal Azeroth videos. Whether Turtle exists or not, Unreal Azeroth will release.
>>548401764Theoretically all the US courts can do is make it difficult if not impossible to operate in the US and US friendly states like the EU. But do you really want to play on a server that is forced to cater only to thirdies?
>>548402249the problem was that turtle actively advertised and advertised it.the video that got them a copyright strike that they had to cope about was the "Turtle 2.0" video that they paid ads for.it's very likely that was the last straw.
>>548228216>leeroy jenkins was a chink
>>548402660leeroy was a holy pala
>>548402379I mean, yeah, I don't understand why Akalix loved advertising and promoting it like it was their own project and something to be hyped up about. Frankly, they should have spent their money on things like superwow instead of a new renderer. The former is way more useful for the actual players. We could have gotten an extended quest log and more a while ago if they had.
>spamming adds on official WOW twitter postsLiterally asking for it.I had no idea what they were expecting.
>>548402809It's unfortunate that they decided UE5 was the way forward. I think even making a proxy for 3.3.5 would have been better or hiring people to make better tooling for 1.12 modding.They really, really shouldn't have kept poking Blizzard.
>>548402320Theoretically they can turn everyone associated with Turtle into international fugitives. Is your little pet project pserver worth that? And if it is, then you've pretty much proved there is enough money caught up in these pservers to try these fuckers as mafia.
>>548402320Blizzard going after the finances would seriously harm their operations.
Imagine actually playing on a Shenna/Crogge server lmao
Imagine actually playing this game lmao
>>548403280It wouldn't be much work to get Turtle working on a modern client. HermesProxy already exists, it would need some work to convert Turtle's custom stuff to a modern client, but it's not impossible. The problem is that there aren't that many tools for modding modern clients. Most of those are made for wotlk and for wod/legion at best. HermesProxy is also not perfect and would need some fixes here and there, which some chinese dev already did for their servers, but as usual they didn't share the code.Ultimately, the thing is that they don't value or think it's worth using a better client. They are only piggybacking on existing projects that they can use as is with their 1.12 modding tools and server emulator.
Tentative release schedule for Season of the Crusade server. Launches Dec. 19th.
>>548404983I was about to post it, it actually looks interesting with tbc talents and stuff, but will likely be very low pop. Might try still. https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/1pa64bn/tentative_release_schedule_for_season_of_the/
>>548405290is it xfaction?
>>548405618I suppose since it's pve, dude said:>It’s going to be PvE server. Faction balance isn’t much of a concern to me that way, but if population is low then I can turn on cross-faction raiding.
>>548405290Looks cool but I think this server will die in 2 weeks
>>548404983>>548405290>low pop comfy>tbc talents>vanilla worldyea, we are going home
>another /wpsg/ server
>>548404983Mite b cool. One concern for me is that I am an Ausfag and the ping on these private servers is usually bad. Not to mention being on a different schedule from 90% of the playerbase makes it harder to find raids. For the first problem at least I found Turtle WoW surprisingly good, even though I had 150ish ping consistently it really didn't feel like that, was barely noticeable. I don't know man, I played WoW back in the day, then a bunch of private servers and then played classic until Wrath, that was enough for me but now I ahve the urge once more...
>>548405290A whole 10 extra talent points at level 20 is OP. Should've made them quest rewards during the journey.
holy fuck. its sovl.
>>548407093150-200 ping is pretty good. That's a solid green bar. Game was made to be played at like 500.
>>548407579>>548407579>>548407579
>>548407153Or like Epoch, 2 points every 5 levels