nerf or nothin edition>newsthe crystal extractor has been NERFED>im newdo quests/diaries/check the wiki>is sailing worth itis anything worth itprevious: >>548109609
>>548210023what does this have to do with old school runescape? talk about the game not your childhood trauma
first for la eel mujer
if youd read on youd find the crystal extractor has been nerfed
d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee vs john dad
nth for jangeo sonyeo
im salvaging pirate shipwrecks on 485 :3
coming on 76 for a grand total of 700k exp since i started yesterday, this shit is slow but its chill as fuck so fuck it i'm doing until i unlock everything
can i come
the name jangeo sonyeo has the same energy as the name rollie pollie ollie
can this short king get a tall queen plz
i think the expeditious bracelet doesn't speed up deviant spectre tasks if you get an abberant spectre task from kronar that specified catacombs
>>548210337i don't care
ok what if instead of do you want to build a snowman it was do you want to goon a goonman and its just me gooning my shit up crazy style thoughts
has john dad ever ignored a post about him
>>548211062all the time
he has borderline personality disorder its not possible for him
girl dinner two oreos and a roll
d3k slapping me in the face and spitting in my mouth
>>548211160no diagnoses for mental illness or any other health conditionsome of you really seem like bpd though
for me i ignore like ~20 posts about me per thread
hmm was just thinking about that really hideous picture jhn bad posted of himself where hes fat and greasy
>>548211453you randomly think about me?
i imagine you're all fat greasy neckbeard troon orcs in real life
i didnt get to see it youll repost jason from /cum/ 100 times but not that
they save jason to their computer because hes handsome and interesting no one would want to save john fag
i think i look normal personally
no i was thinking about it because 1062 and i wanted to test the theory and its true
i look normal apart from the scar on my beautiful face
oh friday night again huh sigh
wow how did you get the scar do you have a mysterious yet tragic backstory that would endear us to your character
friday night mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc
remember when john tried to "get with" d3 even though he was married but instead of interacting to her he sent weird dms about her and then denied it
>>548211937whats the point of lying about this
>>548212007papamichael pasted the dms how is this a lie
does anyone want to get with me
no i got hit in the face with a cymbal
sorry im busy doing 2 hard clues
wow leave some hard clues for the rest of us
boom-tish lol
>>548212260lol
>>548212262omg
for me im doing my farming contracts which was a whiteberry bush over night and im picking potato cacti rn i just filled 25 slots of my inventory with potato cacti and im running over to jane to get another and its torstol so im gonna plant that because i have kwuarms preplanted rn
>>548211937yeah i really dont get what his deal is
my trees will be done soon but now i legit dont have money anymore so i wont be doing farming no more
farming is free you receive seeds from playing hte game and then you plant them
how do farming contracts work is it like being a wet nurse bondie btw
why do you insist on typing such weird shit
girl what
i think if i told the truth the thread would change forever but you probably arent ready to hear that
that wasnt very weird
its fun to post at the o s r gits fun to post at the o s r gggg
i want the truth
>>548212878no you dont
i need the truth
youre getting paid to be a professional plant babysitter for janes secret operation you nurture the little guy (the seed) until he is ready
you cant handle the truth!!!
>>548210023you fucking wish you were me
>Entry mode toa for my threadI don't like Toa, the puzzles are annoying especially the Monkey room which is a massive time sink. The last boss has too much going on I end up just tanking and dpsing down the boss.
>>548213134as for me i had the sidk the disk launcher
why does her face look like that
do you think leyr-chan is enjoying sailing
she looks like gnomonkey
youre giving discarded wench rn babe
who me
i miss midzy
midzy L
more like bottomzy lol
wow shes pretty do you think i should try to rizz her up
actually um why i would be quite certain to say midzy W she hasent done anything to receive an L you are just saying that for reactions
another day of grinding in the bookshoping i'll get to gwenith glide tomorrow but it might have to be sunday
>>548213809proud of you jhn dad for only having 200 hours played since sailing came out thats really good
im on my slayer arc
im opening my two hard caskets and eating cherry porridge
how many repair kits an hour does white sharks use?
>"omg salvaging is so afk">have to constantly be cleaning or cargo hold fills>need to drop entire invy every 20 seconds
>>548213941i'm 83 sailing
i am now 2 for 2 by just saying the most absurd things completely separated from reality that he responds to lets see if i can go 3 for 3
how is this fun or novel for you are you not bored after a year of him acting this way
sigh...
kid must be with mom this week
no the kid is with his dad this week
his wife is with the bvll and thats why he needs yous in osg for attention
>>548213809the bait from yesterday was better
fuckFUCK
what happened
Thieving should work like the other skillsWhen I go to cut a tree, it cuts until my inventory is full or the tree despawns.When I mine a rock, it mines until my inventory is full or the rock despawns.When I go fishing, it fishes until my inventory is full or the spot moves.When I go fighting, I fight until either I die or the enemy dies.When I go crafting, smithing, cooking, flethcing or making potions, I can craft all that I have.So why is it then that when I go thieving I have to click every other damn tick? There should be methods that do require high amounts of clicks, but aside from afking at distracted wealthy citizens, it seems like such an unnecessarily click intensive skill.What I would suggest as a change is keep the current click intensity there, every two ticks you can manually pickpocket someone, but add in the ability to click once and let your character pick pocket every four or five ticks. If you get hit, you get knocked out of the idle. If your coin pouches or inventory become full you stop the action.I genuinely don't understand why this skill doesn't have this sort of functionality.Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED Rant
>>548215315theiving is great you are justr an afk addicted retard
>npc can salvage on the right hook>you can'tthe salvaging hitboxes are weird
you could use my patented thieving strategy it works afk too
i was going to reply but its surely reddit paste
>>548214910actually its funny she just made him a pb&j and he walked over and took it off the kitchen table by himself and started eating it on his own, he's never done that before we always rip it up into pieces for him. so cute
simply an odd thing to lie about
its giving elon and his bulletproof child
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/51k6hvCxqLEWTF
What are these plugins called?
thats on by default in runelite can you clarify whether you actually play this game before i help any further
>>548216512I don't get the top left. I think the bottom one Oda's moved things around.
anyone wanna chambers
me
do it be fartin
>>548216583its the display panel checkbox in the boosts information plugin
ok bring your tbow to fountain of runeany world
>this conflicts with my delusions
this what
does anyone want to be my girlfriend im a 2235 total level iron with a 5b bank
>a sixth mouldy doll has hit my inventory
Okay I've spent an obscene amount of time at Gwenith Glide, Lava strike worms when it was good and frost dragons. I swear the bulk of the active player base is maxed or near maxed.
>>548217571>the nerds that have all the time of the day to play the video game are nerdswow what a shocker
i miss eala
she looks ridiculous
never shed another tear
what's the update on the guy that got HIV
a osg cox would go hard im in if you girls are
i cant run the head
girl...
im down bad for some hard cox
eala got filtered by cg thats pathetic
my strussy hurts
i dont speak spanish
what do you speak
english and some swedish
i'm playing euphoria
skins was better
メリイプ姫
why does my thread close
thread closing virus
does anybody want to be my +1 to the osg christmas extravaganza
https://youtu.be/xHNjLIL23bs
im still looking for a date to the osg cousin walk
I'm enjoying the moonshow hard are the raids or CG compared to the Moons?
moons is not hard wheras cg and raids are hard
>>548219458oh my days blud.......
what level and gear i need for mooons
check the wiki
>>548219521cg is much harderthe raids are kinda a mixed bag. team unscaled cox is gigaeasy but you can make it hard doing solos or 3+12 scales or whatever the kids are doingtob is hard, probably comparable to cgtoa depends on the raid level, you can do a super easy toa or a hard toa
Why are there people talking about pvm? This is a skiller only general.
stop watching runescape videos on youtube its bad for you
>>548219458fat gay retard
how do people unironically watch gilenorgamesdoing a reality show in runescape is the gayest fucking thing ive ever seen
probably the same way they watch anything
personally the only osrs content i watch are <1000 view uim progress videos
>>548219959any recs?
i dont have youtube
>>548220000NO!!!!!!!
i think gielinor games could be more engaging if the scripted segments depicted soup as a chris mclean type
>>548215315>Thieving should work like the other skillsYES>So why is it then that when I go thieving I have to click every other damn tickoh lmaogit gud
you can literally afk thieving
anyone wanna watch some real world road rulea challenge with me
negotiations are about to begin
im quitting this game because of sailing
>>548221195can i have your stuff
Awakened vardorvis is no joke fellas I am 3 orbs in and the best I did was 50% hp before he mercilessly cut me down
im not a fella im a girl
i've never even fought a single boss in my entire runescape life
im almost done chopping my teaks but i think i have to take a break and do something else before i make them into planks
>>548221592rsn
i fought the moons bosses last night
i dont think anyone truly realizes how controversial sailing actually is. i expect a lot of ppl to quit over it, even.
>>548221653did you get any loot
why does anyone say cg is hard lol
>>548221726yeah i got like orbs and darts and compost and herbs and stuff
its not hard
>>548221981post your pathetic scoreboard
>>548222018sure after this run
sailing actually makes no sense it's impossible for ships to travel in any direction they wanted
just got frotted in the wildy trying to do a hard clue step :c
Thought this was good but then I saw that I have to grind that piss boring herblore minigame and now I'd rather have gotten the 3 rune dart tips drop
the herblore minigame is goated compared to the farming minigame
>>548222192t. has never been on or seen a boat
>>548222018ive had a >1 ratio since 100:100, so really my ratio now is more like 230:60=3.8 and thats easily above average. i will say on paper it looks bad that i've made a mistake on like 1 in every 3-4 runs, lol. it doesnt feel like that at all. that said, the point stands, cg isnt hard
9 times out of 10 is misclicking on dodging a stack of 4 tornados. i dont die to anything else in there and thats probably the same for most people
>>548223295sailing ships can't travel directly against the wind
>>548223560thats why i put a small outboard motor onto my ship
i'm logging in
>>548223560they can, they just have to go at a normal vector and zig zag
ok i'm logging out i just can't with this today
>>548223809i do this like 10 times a day
>>548223678it's not a normal vector its 45 degrees and what you're describing is called tacking
>>548223678look up with "directly" means in you're indian-english dictionary saar
too much replying im out
can i come with you
sorry ill stop using the reply feature
>>548224247who are you talking to?
>>548224216they stole this idea from valheim
im just putting it out there to nobody specific
trust the plan
i have no plan
my plan is to save up enough to stay in a yurt in central asia
i dont really have a plan either and its really screwing me over in more ways than one
she yak on my cak till i yurt
have you ever stayed in a yurt its really magical
no im not mongolian
mongolians will be in the far east expansion
me either i think the yurt i visited was in idaho
yes i stayed in one at a hippy-run backpackers in the country and it was nice but id like to experience the yurt in its native habitat
this reminds me of that time i went to azim steppe
id go to mongolia with you
okay dm me lets link and build
i can't wait for the expansion
they say what goes up must come down... but don't let me fall..
whats the best way to reach you
just call me on my android
Ew you have an andriod?
ring ring ring
>>548225403i dare you to look up android market share globally
its a lyric post please dont have a nerd off
yes there's a lot of poor people, no need to aggressively reply
such a simple little whore
moshi moshi hi hello did you call to talk to me hajime konnichiwa
feeling a little gay and retarded actually
rape rape rape rape rape
take my hand and join me
lets go get a new slayer task hurrah
is anyone mad at me
im not mad at you are you mad at me
If I don't get the huey pey or the wand then YOU are gonna have some problems. Rape problems to be exact #rapist
>>548226080no
im not mad at you im mad at myself i will take my anger out on you however
like youll hit me or what
>>548226170i expected that was the case. why are you angry?
id never hit anyone im a well behaved girl
beautiful girls all over the world, I could be chasing but my time would be wasted, they got nothin on you baby....
holy shit wtf jagex
d3k hits me when she has a bad day at work
does anyone have a good cozy wintertime nightcore playlist
im a witch
>>548226626LOL what a homo
what the heck? thats rude
its never the same
yeah so what if shes a homo
i am a finnish american gay tranny nigger runescape player and i listen to nightcore
it sounds like we would be really compatible
>>548226910you sound cute rsn?
my grandparents were finnish americans, but they came back home because america is a shithole
i cannot freaking play this game for 20 minutes whithout my posture degrading into this
sounds like america is finnished
lol
>cg isn't hard bro sure I literally die 1/3 runs but cg isn't hard bro
what if our ships touched tips while we sat together with gremlin posture
Salvaging is peak comfy. All these cannonballs and repair kits for doing nothing
d3k pulls my hair and pinches me when shes bored
need a girl to play with my hair
Balding autistic incels playing dress up and thinking they be girls ahh hell na ts pmo fr I'm finna start twerking fr nigga
>a seventh mouldy doll has hit my inventory
who are you quoting
>>548223301Cg is hard, and you are fucking trash at it you embarrassment.
im not balding im not an incel and im not pretending
how much would you pay hourly for someone to cosplay in your favourite clothing and afk at your boat?
>>548227597lol i dont understand people like this at allare you impotent or something?
>im not>im not>im not
>all these 200+ CG runs>he didn't finish his CG grind with bofa and salad blade in 122 kckek
>>548226626anyone?
am in the middle of consuming my last oreo
>>548227842Shut your faggot ass mouth and take off that dress and turn on the rs music you little gayboi
i will pay you 1000 gielinor pieces an hour to dress up as d3k and stand on my boat and give me positive affirmations
sink or swim
how many more fucking favors do I need to do for this questare we deadass right now chat
remember the girl who broke your heart
the runescape music just doesnt do it for me like nightcore does
Good night you ugly ass homos in dresses
is there a plugin to highlight anything i want not just tiles, like a ladder or a npc
>>548228227object markers
im not currently in a dress would you like me to put one on
yeah
head ahh
d3ks plappies in a sundress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icq7vghsk64 i guess this will have to do
>>548228307youre my goat
im a girl but whatever
carried away by a moonlight shadow
grok make 5 nightcore songs right nowthank me later
>>548221664name a single reason why they would quit that has nothing to do with "muh oldskool" or "exp rate worse than agility!".
>>548229458it's bad
GROK! turn the bass up. really crank that shit.
excuse me the music making AI is suno not grok
whatever i dont even use ai that stuff is like unethical or whatever
do you think suno and grok.. you know..
no I dont know... what do you mean exactly...
be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but dont be my friend
well you know like.. when 2 algorithms really like each other..
this fire is burning
oh you mean have they trained on each other's data set?
i love lyric posters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wish someone would train my data set
how many times
>>548229586they have 20+ other reasons to quit then
>Yellowfin is a type of fish that restores 19 Hitpoints and 20% Energy when eaten.why the fuck would you ever need this shit
sailing raped me and ruined my life
>>548230454 better than anglers to be quite desu
this entire game ruined my life (not cope)
>>548230530cope
its not cope
my hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen closehear my thoughts in every note
im leaking like crazy
in the blink of an eye
>>548231102proof?
>>548231018oh oh
any secret irons in here?
she sailed into the ice without an eternal brazier i saw it myself now her hull sprung a leak
>>548230454that one yama contract
im bored of nightcore jarvis make me a midwest emo playlist
im a midwest emo
is a secret iron like a secret santaI didn't get invited to the office secret santa this year
same
>>548231686wow me too we have so much in common
>>548231526cmon this is shenny
does your mom know you're an iron?
lets be mid west emos together
never cry another tear
had too many leftovers and now it's like I got the after-thanksgiving sweats all over againoh brother
youre going to be okay
run...escape...
oh bees
do i have your permission to go get a second piece of pumpkin pie i fasted all day for this
remember her laugh
another day another salvage another guam to howlsfm
for me its apple pie
>>548231635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzEAAd4lYSc
wats howlsfm?
free me
not much wats howlsfm with you
another day another mother loaded in the mines
I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you
I really don't get the runescape economyMining volcanic ash is listed as 174k gp/hour. why? Some of it is because it's assuming low mining level but even high mining level it's less than 600k gp/hour. Meanwhile running barrows is ~700k gp/hour and little to no requirementsWhich bondie is single handedly supplying the entire game volcanic ash for pennies?The amount of volcanic ash people have to use to create ultra compost is apparently 3m per day. At HIGH mining levels you get 6500 ash per hour. That's 461 hours of mining volcanic ash a daywho is doing this
>>548232282you should have higher standards
>>548232316thanks gonna get teary eyed and salvage to this
what even is the point of playing the game if you're maxed nigga in full bis, like why are you killing frost dragon
i am the payphone making the call home holding the change they spent on you
>>548232465suggest better femdom anim
>>548232530
poor bitch
my hopes that once were so high
>190 black demon task>quit for three months
>>548232179please
i think the nug tracker broke
one day i will complete all clogs other than the group ones and i will have to make a choice
my mouse is double clicking..........
>>548232948let me guess..... logitech g pro?
how did you know
i have a g305, it's working for way longer and better than the expensive glorious i also have
>>548233023$10 chinkshit from amazon....
maybe your osg secret santa will get you a mouse but i think theres a $20 limit this year
my kensington hasn't double clicked and I've had it 7 years
you dont have a kensington quit pulling and yanking on my chain
I believe the kids call it yanking on one's pizzle
i miss etna rock
i miss pre john osg
this molgoatkirby nigga might be one of the cutest niggas to play this game, a literal wholesome chungus
I can go to any GE and find you 10 full graceful npcs
pre john osg was stinky too
why is john the way he is anyways
i have never unequipped my gracefulI just found out last week that you can actually switch armors, tried it once. didn't like it. went back to my graceful
I WILL BE FREE ONE DAY!!!!!!
why are all the quartz a 1/300 when the ancient icon is a 1/50 from muffin? Did they just really want people to grind the DT2 bosses that badly?
>>548234225its fine for a while but you literally have to do it later
need my pizzle yanked rn fr
no i wont
>>548234635yes, you will, or you wont be doing any content
in osg ur a chuddy or a trans who will u choose
gjg now im a chud mod north w
>>548234668I can sail with my graceful just fine sir
>Your cargo chest/hold on the boat is upgradable, I didn't realize this until lvl 83 sailing we did it reddit
>>548234371How is that even a problem? Just kill the idiots a couple of times you even have a shot at a stray virtus piece!
land of the lost
SIX SEVEEEEEN
in the city of the dead..
is this real
anyone want to zalcano
i miss d3
im busy slaying my red wyrm rn i cant zalcano
maybe how many brews should i bring
i thought that i was safe now ill never be the same
>>548236002wow can i see
okay here you go but i havent looked at gear setups so please dont make fun of me im very sensitive
you look.... beautiful...
why is there a pink 2?
>>548236248those chaps make your ass look FAT
I'm new player
welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf9q36UsBkimagine how osrs would be if the gowers hired taylor swift to make the music instead of a nonce
okay im imagining it now what
Why did they ban LGBTQ+ from this game
im gay and logged in playing right now
they didn't ban lgbtq+ they're all in 4clan
I've been botting an iron on the side for the hell of it just to see what its like. Little bot is up to 1570+ total and 230+ QPs and I'm starting to think it won't get banned.Is jamflex really this shit as long as you get high end scripts?
now that i think about it magic in this game is extremely weak compared to magic in other media
jaytroonie stood up for jd when they tried to bury him with grooming allegations
I want to sail with Dang so badly
why isn't anyone replying to each other in this threadI'm scared I dont understand
its just like the in game chat
>>548238390just a bunch of retards, don't worry about it
bout to hop on the secret iron
inv me to the osgcord
whats the point in a secret iron
johns ostentatious behavior ruined this general
>>548238603spoken like someone who doesnt have a secret iron
im about to service mep1 and 2 and no i dont care if osg has a melt over it
john can you lend me 10m for a bond i need to sell some items and ill pay you back immediately
d3k squishing my head like a melon between her thunder thighs
i think you do care since you made a post about it
>>548238849ok
>>548238052buddy in my group chat is top 100 doom and botted every kc>jagex tries to ban something more complicated than a f2p suicide bot>challenge level: impossible
personally i play the game to have fun instead of playing it like a destitute third worlder
i play like a venezulean with 6 starving children
i need a hero
just kissed a frog
>>548239642hope you get warts
>>548232353from what nigga just stop killing them they have 0 uniques
>>548232353>only 1 hard cluesurely the log is just broken? can't clue scrolls drop stacked now?
bros jealous of a frog
>>548238325I need to fuck this rs3 girl
>>548239719leave her alone you fucking faggot KYS everyone here loves her and everyone here fucking cant stand you so take a hint
>>548240032looool
john dad over eel troon any day
getting a little sleepy anyone want to call
im already on call with my rsgf but i guess we could make it a group call
yea get me in there please
okay dsn?
you're telling me motherload mine is the best mining xp forever outside of ultra sweaty methods that arent much better
you say yours first
>>548239975She's fucking Sol Heredit already
>>548240720yea but its chill so its whatever
no i am telling you to join the volcanic mine discord and do vm in a team of 3-5 people
mining stars in valrmore is ehc (Afk)
>>548240720I did volcanic mine solo from like 85-99. It's low click intensity even though it is dangerous. I forget how much xp I was getting exactly, but it must have been close to 100k xp/hr.
is jagex still pissy about rwt, anyone get banned recently? just dont reply if you dont rwt but have an off topic snide remark about how i shouldnt be playing if i dont like the game or whatever
thats an on topic snide remark >>548241513
anybody else using this money maker? https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide/Taking_from_the_infinite_money_bag_while_picking_up_coin_spawns_in_Varrock_West_bank
>>548239642that's not even the princess you fucking moron lmao, you kissed a random jester
its literally a frog thats all i said
im the princess
>>548241513its fine just find a non chinese seller on g2g or pa
>>548238849was this a joke
>>548242291no but i ended up boughting a bond with real life money from jagex
>boughtingesl pls
i need that 10 mil, i aint giving it back though
>>548242763sorry, i buyed*
lots of cute noobs fishing at catherby today :3
>>548242717alright
are you catcalling them from your rosewood sloop
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Sandy_paint
chinning bandits is genuinely a metabreaker strat
sandy paint huge for crabby-o fans
hanging out the passenger side of his best friends sloop
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/The_Blood_Moon_Risesum sisters isnt that quest name a racist dog whistle
>>548243982it must tie into the h.a.m. storyline
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
>>548243982yea we are racist, me specially
lapping up d3ks love juices like it was nectar of the gods
>>548243982this is the only update i actually look forward to
>>548244387yeah i hate how i sins of the father and instead of taking down the big guy himself i killed his lackey
>The Sailing cape has the perk that allows players to rename their boats without needing to visit Sleve McDichael. The cape also provides unlimited teleports to The Pandemonium for both players and boats.wow, that's shit
what if we could hire pickle rick or psy gangnam style as a crewmate lol
oppa RUNESCAPE style!
that would be epic
its time for moons n movie night
what movie
anyone know the max hit with the dragon cannon and dragon cballs
dragon my balls across your face lol
dragon these cballs on your face lmao
stfu
>>548245583>>548245620haha
were watching juno
can i see
do you think 20 prayer pots (3) will be enough for the venezuelan whos gonna do mep2 on my account
agility lvl?
70
52i shant raise it higher
does the doom falling shadows stop your movement? i just died at level 8 for the 1st time to that wtf is this bullshit i don't think taking damage works like that anywhere else
>>548245928why do you even play the game? fucking retarded
>>548245928why dont you ask him or her instead
ive max coombat and yet im afraid of doing fight caves
>>548246176idk
>>548246275some of use arent newfriends who dont want to do every quest for the 20th time
>>548246176no you just have 1 tick to react correctly to the double boulder though
>>548246843https://litter.catbox.moe/kuplq7.mp4why did my character stop moving? is it the new boulder that appeared or what stopped my movement?
i collect every jiggy every single time every single golden spatula every single time every last precursor orb every single time chud
you know whats best for you, so if your heart tells you to rwt and service then do it
>>548246643so if you're willing to pay for something as easy as that then what content is not worth paying for then
i am going to cut sulliusceps from 80 to 85 so i can boost to 90, cut a redwood log, burn in it my abyssal lantern, and nolife at guardians of the rift for a while
So there isn't a double merchant salvage spot?
there is but i shant tell you
>rosewood boat>green flagcant imagine being that bad
what if it's bait
>>548248050its not, he was crashing into the fucking walls and i was keeping up with him in a camphor hull
is this sailing thing the biggest update they ever done
>>548248162if they wanna top this they are gonna have to add d3k's arms
how do you know it was a he maybe it was a vtuber and she has to entertain chat at the same time as playing
>>548248208omg
this is like my 3th or 4th day on the mines and not even 1mil exp, like bruh
>he isn't tick manipulating LOOOOOOL
I said I'd do the captain's log at 98 for a break, but Im feeling like that's still stupid. I'll be 99 before next patch day so it's over for potentialb uffs.
i`d rather be in the mines for 100 billion years than tick mining for 1 billion years
i want d3k to hold me with her big strong manly arms
mommy arms
d3k as avatar kyoshi
this thread is like the same 3 or 4 people talking to each other im out
theres a few more than that
ok bye
>>548248596did you get barrel yet? no luck for me
d3k putting me in a headlock and mocking me for being weaker than her
i wish i was friends with d3k i have a story i would trauma dump to her because i feel like shes the only one that would care
you could trauma dump to michael hes a pro and a really good listener
sorry i meant bro but i guess hes also a pro but that has nothing to do with listening to your trauma
sorry mikey but this is just for us girls to know
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still havent gotten a single exp in sailing, might as well not exist it makes no difference
first barracuda trial was coolthe others are pure faggotrythanks mod husky
>>548250751if you dont do clues it might as well not exist
mod husky is such a faggot name
is he a furry
>>548250751you will build ze boatyou will trim ze sailsyou will follow ze duck
based
my sack is full
>>548251349can i see
>>548250953shoulda just gone with mod fatfuck
>>548251539for 10 mil
10m is nothin i got stacks
my bank is worth 2b and i only have 30m
any one up to send some 545s
i'm scared of doom but those confliction gauntlets be tempting me
why are you using a meriipu image whenever youre not meriipu
>>548251740you don't need to be scared it only costs like 6k per death
she can be meriipu if she wants to be
can i be d3k then
i only have about 30k, i dont think i can afford it
>>548251893just reset the first level until you get the 2x dragon platelegs drop and alch them L0L
im already d3k
whats your onlyfans
great now i need to guam
sailing six seven
>>548252292gz
>>548240940he can share
whats the lore on sol, is he just a big dude?
>>548253076hes a machine
>>548253076a fremminik that went native
>>548253076Sol Heredit is not the original automaton, but the possessed body of the Player Character's uncle, a former champion and a devout priest of Ralos, who was given the title "Heir of the Sun" long ago.
>>548253076If you actually pay attention to the lore snippets around the game, he's actually King Roald's mistress.
what if hes just a big dude
d3k do you want to play aram together
sorry d3k is playing arc raiders with me
>>548253076>According to Mod Ed, Sol Heredit intentionally does not have any backstory in-game. Instead, it has been opted that players would think up the lore surrounding the final boss of the Colosseumhe is trans and is the patron god of all trans in osrs
>>548253327actually shes in discord with me we're watching a pokemon emerald speedrun
>>548253346hes about as feminine as you troons so i can see it
>>548240940SHE PLAYS OSRS INSTEAD OF RS3 NOW?!?
why the fuck is there an island with kurasks and abyssal demons in the same room in multi
idk why are you asking me
>>548253232>I see the light in your veins, challenger... a familiar spark! Prove your hereditage!What did he mean by this?
Does anyone else hit themselves if they die in-game?
>>548253346well that's fucking stupid
1m exp across a few days is abysmal
never
>>548253776i think its coolfor me hes an automaton possessed by a god
>>548253961you can make up your own lore for literally anything. its not real
sol heredits missing lore is just like anons sense of fun
>>548254003a past civilization created these automatons to protect their society and they decided to try to give them sentience by offering god control of them but when he took control they severed the divine connection, trapping him here so he judged them to be bad people and used the automatons to wipe them out and now the machines just reside in the colosseum waiting for someone worthy to come and free them. most of varlamore especially fortis and the colosseum were constructed by said past civilization and its current primitive civilization just moved in and upkeeps all of it. they have no explanation for all of it so thats why you get all the sun worship, they even call him "sol" to reflect this lack of understanding
>>548254450make sure you send a nice email to mod ed for permitting you to write that
>>548254605i have him on discord ill just send him a message
so if we can all just pretend that sol heredit was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance then im sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band
feeling sleepy
>>548253346>the lore is uhhhh... make it up yourselfthese fucking lazy retards
>>548255128its cooler this way
my toon is so fucking cool
>>548255128>r*tard who cant rotate the apple in his head needs to be told what everything explicitly represents
>>548255263apple in my head? what on earth are you on about
>>548255263>sell you an empty book>idk the story make it up yourself
>>548255338wanna hear a good song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlKxV5KWJo
my neck is sore
>>548255464this sucks
i got the reward from jubbly jive swordfish rank with a time of 2:04 despite the target being 2:03
wasnt there an official mlm world or am i trippin lads
I just finished the lumby elite diaryIt feels like lodestones in RS3. It doesn't feel like osrs anymoreJagex pls nerf
i really like that gif
jarvis can you please put on my coldplay playlist
jarvis put on the loving girlfriend asmr
I'll never do all the quests. It's so hard.
i feel u twin... cant find the motivation to do animal magnetism
>>548258790i thought this bro. you can do it, pic related
thanks for letting us know the quest cape in the picture was related to getting a quest cape
vintage jhndposting
>>548259604your mouth is my dick related
d3k please respond to my dms ill do anything
sorry bro were still playing arc raiders
no one ever dms me
whos the one schizoposting saying dont message me
where
i think its the same guy that used to post about his collection of fermenting piss bottles and being gangstalked by 4chan mods and stuff
>>548260828>>542626927>>539988765
>>548260956omg
>mlm needs you to change mining spots 3 times for a full inventory>salvaging lets you afk for 20 minutes and get over 6 full inventoriesn-noo salvaging isn't afk!
3t4g is afk
:3
wow gz nut bladder
>>548261327gz bro
>>548261069afk salvaging is fucking ass for exp, mlm at least is necessary for outfit. If you're mining there for exp you failed rs.
>>548260956Thats not me
>next repair kit salvage after pirate is 87 sailingsigh...
Today I am getting:1. Dragon Hunter Wand2. All the hoyikotl furs I need to cosplay3. The petOtherwise! You are getting:1. Raped
>>548262746i hope you dont get any of those
>>548262746What will you listen to while doing these things
>>548262912The Feathered Serpent
I fucking love when my boat gets constantly stuck
skill issue
oh my fauci jubbly isnt laggyyou niggers were lying the whole time about it being fps tanking
i never said that for me personally i just went and did it for the wind mote thing after two tries and left
I fought hoyi for 30 minutes before realizing I wasn't in a private instance on the high risk world AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CARAMBA
>dude tried to cook a chinchompa on the chinchompa island
i am officially dry on 3rd unique
>>548265419hush uim
>>548265452i would never play uim
wtf nobody told me the sharks were agressivethe other sharks were fine
the pizza is aggressive
Let's make this beastie move!
If you're struggling with Gwenith glide because you fuck up on a few tricky boxes look at this. This only change I would make is before the green port there's that 1 box where you need a sharp turn, grab that in the lap before, the blue one lap 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPmkQcZyao
is that link safe to click
im not sure i dont have youtube so i cant test it
>>548266179nigga if anyone is still struggling with this shit they gotta uninstall i did it without any help with 200 ping on day2.
literally who is going to solve the mermaid puzzles99.999% of the player base would be too retarded to figure these out without the wiki
>>548266534you should be given the runescape trophy for being the best runescape
im gliding my gwineth rn
my iq is 142 i could solve any puzzle with ease
>>548266686I'm better than him.
>>548267043well he did gwenith glide at 200 ping on day 2 with no help
if you cant beat them jopo them
>>548267163Just admit that I'm better you dumb whore
>>548267505its his trophy.
advent of code soon99 mining soonmight have to afk salvage soon
this post gave me the ick
which post
wow advent of code soo so merrypoo can chatgpt every one and larp the xhe can code
>>548267878the tcoal post from the troon
I work as a developer but I think I am too low IQ for advent of code. Takes too much time from what I can tell, any way.
>i work at this field but i can't do what's required of meimagine if a carpenter said that kek
I actually build useful stuff that people pay for
saar
>>548268351I want to be a SWE by 2026 what do?
>>548268834Dunno, I just did CS for 5 years and applied for a job. If I had to restart today I'd go for something else
I can't stand comp sci pajeets that larp as women
can't fix the jeet but take off the dress then
just beasted 2 pepperoni and cheese hot pockets
im a math major, all of you "developers" are subhuman code monkeys to me.
That's awesome dude, solve this quadratic equation while you prepare my fries. And make it quick.
theres no future for STEM instead work on making a career out of building things to bring joy to others like making wooden boats
yeah keep talking when we both know you gonna be fixing up a plate for me
>>548267843what language do you plan on using
>>54827046568000 assembly
>>548210023>get sloop>Laughing Boatwudahelly
>>548270465uhhhh I have not decided yet
>>548270854if i roll a 0 you are doing it in PLC ladder logichttps://cache.industry.siemens.com/dl/files/823/109751823/att_933125/v1/STEP_7_-_Ladder_Logic_for_S7-300_and_S7-400.pdfthank me afterwards when you get a real job
>>548271180I think I will just do fortran
i am drier than sahara
I am a raping rapist who rapes and I shall be using Erlang.
i will just use java to write a runelite plugin that records my mouse movements and saves them to my computer and then i will use pythons pytorch framework to train a model that can imitate my mouse movements and then use java to write another plugin that gives me the coordinates of 3d game objects objects projected on a 2d plane aka the the camera view and then i will use my model to generate the path to those coordinates and i will use python with pyautogui library to move the mouse to those coordinates and then click those coordinates
im using grok
This boss requires lots of supplies, which is why it's so good that it can all be done on a pvp world using the billion supplies I received from wilderness agility. AWESOMESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>548273045omw
Add me and I'l let you join
>>548273348i cant play right now or i would come
>>548273285Special message for you my friend, please check >>548273348
*pks you*
>>548273448sorry bud im not even at my desk
If doom doesn't give me a drop soon I'll crash out
>Do deep sea trawling (marlin) for one hour>Don't get the angler's paint*punches wall*This game is fucking bullshit!!!!!!
>>548274010true
>>548274010iktf
what if you only get it from krill because they are pinkhave you thought of that smart guy?let me on your ship as a worker for my genius
Get under my desk and start working you dumb bum
okay but let me play the video game with you first
i genuinely dont care about sailing, just another post-2005 osrs3 ezscape skill to leave at lvl 1 like construction and hunter
I think I'm gonna see if I can get my Combat Achivements to Hard before I do my grandmasters and use those lamps on Mining instead of training it normally
this quest is so bad
man wtf i gotta chop 1k camper trees for my helmie
>>548275096umm cry about it? that takes like 2 and a half hours
>>548275058lol oops I am on lunars
>wildy sword 4>legend quest not donebro?
>>548275209I think he meant master step
What's that youtube channel of the guy with the lisp or whatever that votes no on every poll and does rants on how there should be NO CHANGES? I want to see his sperg out about sailing
autumn elegy?
>>548275721capt king
>>548275721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmNjsm3usWIhe hasent made a new video maybe he died of shock, its a bit funny because he voted yes for sailing originally
>>548275932At first I thought he was normal but was doing a bit, then I heard the way he pronounced members...
guys moistcrikital hasnt leveled sailing yet
>>548275920>>548275932thanks bros
>>548276028lol
Nothing pisses me off more than that youtuber who makes guides and starts his videos with a >hello everyone how are you guys doingwhile he is fully zoomed in on his character while he's frantically spamming emotesI keep forgetting his name so I keep mistakenly clicking on his videos when looking up stuff
>>548275932wow this guy sounds insufferable
>hey nooby are you struggling a with a boss with your poverty gear>heres a guide for you>10b setup
>>548276304sounds like something jhnd would do
>>548276304extile?
>gyphon boss requires a taski hate task bosses so much
>>548276572No, that sissyboy is actually alright.It's someone else. Gonna go find him.
oh the new sword is worse than the fangthen idc
Oh yeah, another faggot that pisses me the fuck off. This nasty British faggot. WHAT A RODENT!>oi um kutting out oll de bolloks and goin streyt to deh goooide mooooooit
thats a wierd way to spell theoatrix
wow
theoatrix is endearing hes like meriipu
>do master clue>collection log slot weird cosmetic>your clue is worth 900komg cool>check prices>800k of the value is in nardah teleports
Two more faggots."No help" and "Kaoz OSRS"Awful voices.Also Theoatrix? His intros are so funny man, the way he shows himself in full whatever the gear is called walking around doing stuff, you just know he thinks he's badass
This guys is alright actually, but he takes way too long to get to the point.Also OSRS Guide is great, even though his voice is not the greatest.Also, Spookdog. What the fuck is that voice? Has to be a tranny. Cute voice kinda though but not really but kinda. Good guides though, respect.
girls who sound like spookdog have that gorilla grip
We should get a Sailing themed Slayer master.
they should let irons 1-way trade to alts/friends/raid partners instead of having to drop items
I found himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpHGS0ChFQListen to this shit>>548277506This guy is alright****
great just great i wasted all my freakin rng on this item and i dont even want it id rather have a freakin cannon barrel which is several times more common so now i wont get anything else because i wasted all my freakinr ng on this this is so stupid
>>548277858Finally!! Something clear-cut and to the point!! Slayer can be so mind boggling with all the available options. Thanks for making sense of this!
>>548278142
Should I save up for a tumtums or just buy the eye of ayak?surely they'll buff the megarare like they did for the scythe right?
>>548278261Piece of shit
just did level 11 (no biggie)
>>548278972Nice, looking for a boyfriend?
>>548279009not right now
>>548279084Go fuck yourself you stupid whore
>>548279145calm down
>>548279197I am sorry, I will try to be better.
>>548279253i forgive you
>>548279316Are you looking for a boyfriend now?
>>548279376not right now
>>548279506Go fuck yourself you stupid whore
>>548279537calm down there buddy
Okay, have a nice day. BUT sleep with one eye open.
This fucking retarded shit pig mongo in this FC that is too stupid to understand how to get imbues from the PVP arena fucking stupid piece of retarded shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait this guy has been standing here for all these years?
I don't know what to do. I tried a bit of entry TOA for the thread but I'm tuckered out after 3 back to back to backs. Frost dragons were getting toxic yesterday with crashers. I kind of want to train skills but everything feels like a waste of time when I could be making 5-10m an hour at frosts while the getting is good.
>>548281215i will never know what its like to grope a big muscle butt like that
bondie mindset
>>548281312Bondie mindset
>bondie mindsetFuck off I saw plenty of Ironmen botting those dragons yesterday, scum as far as I'm concerned.
i just charge glories because it's almost 5m/hr
>>548281215playing this shit game is a waste of time
98 sailing..
d3ks woke me up with some sucky sucky
>>548282814I wanted to get 99 crafting but I realised it's cape bonus is invalidated by the sailing medal deep fin point teleport.
no its not
as for me, I always use the GE teleport from my poh jewelry box
i'm ultra poor so i'm basically an ironman
I always use quest cape and the fairy ring to my house.
i want to use d3ks fairy ring iykwim
Okay so axe skipping vardorvis is piss easy... if the axes spawn on top of you. I have no idea how to do it if the axes are coming at you from all 3 directions. Feels like you just have to take 30+ damage.
>>548288374https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/Vardorvis_-_Axe_Skip_%28opposing_quadrant%29.mp4?37dcc
>>548288492ty, I'll just need to practice more. The animations on this and the whisperer fight feel so janky.
trying CG and man this shit is fucking hard, will take a while to get used to it
i havea banger post but im not posting it at the end of this one for it to be forgotten someone make a new thread
>>548288374I can do it with 200 ping
>sailing is a boaty referencei hate this game
im level 1 sailing
im level 73 sailing
>>548290284me too haven't touched it over a week
Is there even a point to level sailing right now besides total level? Do any of the islands have meta training methods for other skills?
no sailing doesnt interact with the rest of the game because its a minigame
Took me 360 Gwenith Glide to get shark, every “update” seems to make the boxes harder to snag and the course more laggy in general. I don’t know what they are doing, making the skill feel worse and nerfing the rewards when how many exactly thought it was broken??Honestly so confused after the first week and 72 levels of sailing felt fine.
got another big fish probably 10 ehc? need to fix sleep schedule soon......
I'm killing this fucking red dog if it's the last thing I do
take your sloop to the wrecko and J-J-JAM IT IN
jew seeds are too expensive
how come there are cannons but no guns
does the "high xp rates" for sulliuscep farming take food/banking into account or am i expected to believe that people just stay here forever while they deal with these fucking tar monsters that deal superaccurate unprayable damage
still going dry with only 2 cloth.
all wiki guides assume you have supply alts
This nigga in the FC is blogging every 100 xp he gets on his level 60 cb bondie man what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow you are so special and deserving of an award for doing the exact same thing as hundred thousand other people you should feel proud of yourself actually
yo is there any clan that isn't 4clan on here? im lonely but some of those people in there are human detergent
there's a reason why sulliusceps are empty
im also lonely
sussycaps are only good for the exp lamps
>on 4chan>ask for non 4chan ccamazing that you somehow managed to solve the captcha and hit enter
>>548294034birds of a feather we should stick together i know i said id never think i wasnt better alone cant change the weather might not be forever but if its forever its even better
what's the best NON TICKSHIT woodcutting xp other than sulliusceps then
how can it be that ive been posting the same amount of time as john dad (literally started posting 1 week after him) and yet i have 0 clout whereas jd is an absolute clout demon on osg, i envy him
>>548294583i think its ironwood now
>>548294205>>ask for non 4chan ccI didn't ask for a non 4chan cc, I asked if there was another, since 4clan is full of retarded troons
"let them hate me as long as they fear me"- john dada
>>548295357>>548295357>>548295357