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>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://ewgf.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit

>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
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haven't played since fuckmar patch
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miary will save tekken and the gabecube will usher in a new golden age of gaming
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half life 3 is better than sf6
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why do you keep changing the op
and why do you keep making threads before the bump limit
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>>548300072
quit posting this hideous thing
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>>548300490
? The op is exactly the same as the previous one and it was the last reply of the thread.
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when does the tournament start again?
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post men
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>>548301160
Newbitch...
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>>548299849
>Do not reupload my art
>Do not use my art
naughty boy
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>this is considered attractive in2k26
man have fallen
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>>548302142
>n-no u
Lurk, early baking faggot
And learn how to fucking fix the OP too while you're at it
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I got a two inch dick
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>>548302312
>>548302312
>Lurk, early baking faggot
The bump limit was hit, you're throwing a tantrum for no reason other than maybe you wanted to make it yourself.
>And learn how to fucking fix the OP
The op is exactly the same as the previous thread.
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soft?
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>>548302587
>The bump limit was hit
No it wasn't, there was one more post before it was actually in effect, newNIGGER
>The op is exactly the same as the previous thread.
And it was incorrect, but since you're new you wouldn't know that
NewNIGGER
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put the most recent patch notes, character trailer, and tournament stream schedules in the op. like the good old days when this general had a sense of propriety
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i like virtua fighter
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https://x.com/MisterRafe/status/1994548663306391947
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stupid nigger chimping out
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>>548302804
>No it wasn't, there was one more post before it was actually in effect, newNIGGER
That's why I said you were being pedantic. I can only assume you reaaaally wanted to make the thread, especially since this has happened hundreds of times before and conveniently there's rarely anyone whining about it.
>And it was incorrect
It's not, only thing missing are maybe the patch notes which haven't been there in forever and nobody had complained about until now.
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>only thing missing are maybe the patch notes
did you forget that you keep removing the miary zo trailer whenever it goes back into the op you dumb retard
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>>548296517
why do twitter liberals make it sound like mr beast tortures homeless people off the street
is it just absolute jealousy towards rich people?
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>>548304024
Those are always removed after a while, same thing happened with previous dlc characters. You would know that if you weren't new.
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everyone chill out
what really matters is that it's not another dale thread
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don't tell me what to do, you're not my mom
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>what really matters is that it's not another dale thread
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what is blud posting
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Been playing for 14 years and I still can't KBD
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>>548304557
some retarded 24er decided on that and made those changes by himself and you uphold it because you're newer than him. go back in the archives and you'll see that the tekken 7 lidia trailer even stayed in the op for 6 months after her release
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slopification saved sf6 but killed tekken 8, what went wrong?
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>>548305342
And you're gonna complain about something we started doing ages ago now? Why didn't you complain about it for past dlc characters? Almost like it wasn't an issue and you're just desperate to complain about something?
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>>548305774
because when someone puts the trailer back in the op you take it out again like it's a rule that it shouldn't be there dumb nigger
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I didnt realize this ,but I guess I quit fighting games. I havent played anby since april
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>>548306010
That doesn't answer the question at all. Past dlc characters didn't have this issue when their link was removed, where were you to complain about them back then?
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fresh from rebbit. thoughts?
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>>548306196
T4 soundtrack was good but not that special
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>>548306196
whoever made this shit never played revolution lmfao
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>>548306196
ermmm where is the board game?
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Its tekken 7 for all of them
tekken 7 is the only tekken game
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>>548306196
doesn't matter how you spin it, sf6 would be the winner in this chart
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>fresh from rebbit
how about you go back and stay there lil blud
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/tekgen/ is a reddit colony we are all proud redditsisters
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>>548306165
where do you think i was retard i was in tekgen pointing it out. when two threads went up and one of them was yours with the wrong op i'd say migrate to the other one
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am I a redditor if I only use it for the shemale subreddits
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>>548307162
The previous 2 threads didn't have a trailer link and nobody complained. Also:

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539013765/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539171176/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539315438/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/539512505/
(and so forth until Miary's october trailer was released)
Woah, nobody complaining about the lack of Armor King trailer links, hmm.
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>>548300959
:(
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just think about not being retarded
that helps me when I am down
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did a lil self delete that post was retarded and we deserve excellence here
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There is much to be thankful for today
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Told myself id wait till S3 to install again but this lili mod is too sexy
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>>548309861
wtf
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god is real because shemales exist and I am thankful for that
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>>548309861
freak
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I've invented a new tekgen personality i'll be debuting soon
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>>548308181
>The previous 2 threads didn't have a trailer link and nobody complained
here's my own post from a few days ago saying i'd go to a thread because it's the right one (the one with the trailer link in the op)
>nobody complaining about the lack of Armor King trailer links
i'd show you my posts of me doing the same thing in september-october but i don't remember the keywords to bring them up and i'm not gonna scroll through every thread in the archive just for this

the point is that there's no reason to remove the trailer link when the character isn't even out yet. the current op template is already a cut down version of the old bloated op and that one had 3-5 patch note links so it's not like it's so crowded that the space is better used for something else
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hype
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>>548309861
they could've done the costume without the horror face
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do you ever wonder where jin octa would be nowaday if things went differently?
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OK, so SOME of you must like Tekken 8 right?
I'm thinking about getting it now that it's on sale. What are the good parts of Tekken 8?
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>>548311646
there's uhh...um...the...
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>>548311646
we already had a personality who attempted this in the past
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>>548311646
This
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>>548311646
CLIVE ROSFIELD
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>>548311776
do you honestly think you're funny?
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>>548311646
if you played tekken 7 at all, the menus, practice, and loading times are way better in 8
combos are pretty easy so you can do something cool as a new player and there's at least something resembling a tutorial
I still have enough fun playing it to continue after 1k hours, but I already liked tekken
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>>548306196
Tag 2 was bloated and objectively bad
4 was the "underdog" when 7 was current
5 and DR are overhyped and poorly balanced
3 is overhyped period
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>>548311646
>T8 positives
Online is playable, no more get ready for the next battle
Characters look cool when the effects covering the screen let you see them
Some old animations are improved
The ost is solid compared with 7. No helipad night
I like Reina and Azucena a lot

I think that's it
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>>548311776
That's honestly pretty funny.
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>>548311646
>>548312248
oh and the stages and characters are really detailed although the game likes to shit particle effects in action. best graphics in fighting games imo
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>>548312353
>>548311776
samefag.
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body positivity is a psyop
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>>548312052
Cute mosquito bites
Unironically

>>548311796
kek

>>548312086
He's not included in the Advanced Edition and I don't know if I care enough about him to pay more...
He is cool though.

>>548312248
>>548312279
>>548312425
Fair enough, thanks a lot for the input.
Can the particle effects and shit be toned down in options? I'm guessing no since people keep rightfully complaining about them.
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>>548312425
probably cause it's literally the only current gen fighting game (all the others are just ps4 games that also happen to have released on current gen) other than mk1 which intentionally has ugly character design because of modern western devs.
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>>548312934
there's a setting to tone it down (or crank it up kek) it but there's still a lot
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>>548312934
Even at minimum settings the particle effects were still enough of an eyesore to give people seizures.
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>>548313081
It's a shame the devs are very tone deaf.
I have a general idea of the problems the game has, but out of all of them that one is (or would be) extremely simple to fix, holy shit.

>>548313246
wew
Literal seizures?
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>>548306410
>revolution
https://youtu.be/hv6VPPON-Kk?si=Q-7WdDIaqQzUZDmO
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>>548313547
Nah it was one tekken streamer that had a seizure and died. Wasn't live and probably wasn't even playing the game when it happened thougheverbeit
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spoiler that shit i dont want to see nogs
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>>548311646
It makes you wanna goon
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>>548313547
There was a dedicated Tekken player called Dustiel who died of a seizure, now we don't know if he was playing it at the time but you look at Clive's animations and tell me that shit can't kill a man. Even I get an eyesore just by looking at them.
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>>548299849
>still didn't update OP with the Miary Zo footage
Why are you nigger?
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RIP Dustiel, you're the only reason I don't spit on Leroy players
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>>548311646
lili
leo in a french maid costume
buying the swimsuit pack
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>>548310932
>i'd show you my posts of me doing the same thing in september-october but i don't remember the keywords to bring them up and i'm not gonna scroll through every thread in the archive just for this
I did, didn't see anything of the sort and even linked several threads for you to see. Why would there be so many threads where nobody complained? Because it's objectively not an issue, it's pointless autism.
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waifufags are the easiest to beat with kazuya

the problem comes with mishima mirrors
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i'd be a good wife
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>>548315098
it's pointless autism to remove the trailer before the character is even out and then keep removing it when it gets added back in
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>>548315309
lili kills mashimaniggers dough
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lili is so based
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>>548315728
somewhat but they tend to panic and eat df2 but if they dont youre fucked
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>>548315540
Now who's the one going no u? Like it or not the trailer is not an issue and proof of that is the fact that nobody complained when it happened to past characters.
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https://virtuafighter.com/threads/automaton-interview-with-riichiro-yamada.22704/
It's over for VF6. Already there's a guy calling Yamada out for being a fake fan and talking more about Street Fighter.
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>>548317826
>Do we have to ape Street Fighter ?
I mean, that was tekken's philosophy by copying parts of it. tekken 9 will probably be slimier.
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>>548315309
then why is it the opposite for mailman
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>>548317826
The interview only mentions SF once
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Oh my goodness!
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>>548316763
it's an issue because people want it there, proof being that the trailer link gets added back in only for you to take it out when you make the thread. and you haven't given a reason for doing it, just saying that it's been happening for a while and that you haven't been called out for it until now
as if the problem wasn't the fact that you're upholding some weird rule you came up with for how the op should look, but rather that pointing it out now means that it never mattered
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>>548318616
Let's just ignore the other interviews where he mentioned Street Fighter. Let's also ignore that he brought on a Street Fighter player, not a Virtua Fighter one, for that godawful TGS presentation where they also talk about Street Fighter. And said Street Fighter player commenting on the VF team playing Street Fighter.
Yeah, they're totally not trying to ape Street Fighter. Retard.
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>>548318670
they should make a yakuza game set in messianic times where jesus beats up pharisees and the other jews who want to desecrate his father's temple
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>>548318413
probaly cause im a waifufag playing kaz so i can beat waifus and he doesn't lab
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what is Bandai Namco problem, realistic from a quantum perspective speaking
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>>548319261
don't worry bro, virtua fighter cannot hurt you
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this game is so stressful that even while high on benzos I still feel a horrible anxious feeling win or lose
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>>548319996
To be fair, it can't make a dent on Tekken.
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>>548319592
they make bad anime and games
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>>548320147
exactly, please stop associating the two, we don't need tekken bad reputation into virtua fighter, thanks
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>>548319592
uhh yeah, im thinkin soulslop is back on the menu boys!
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>>548319261
thats better than copying temu 8 at least
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kaz is a casino character but the casino also starts on which day you play him

>if you're feeling yourself you win every game
>if you lose the first few games you'll lose every game
>if you're feeling yourself but you lose more than twice in a row you're gonna lose every game

Since it takes so much confidence to hellsweep if you ever lose your bravado it's basically over.
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>>548319592
the other giant vampire lady scares me stiff
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>>548319206
>it's an issue because people want it there
But I already proved that's not true by pointing out how nobody complained about the lack of trailer links for past characters.
>proof being that the trailer link gets added back in
All that proves is that there's one person who cares but not enough to complain about it for past characters, so no.
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vf6 will rape remedial 8
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Holy shit shut the fuck up about the OP already
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no one is talking the opie michael take your meds
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it's interesting that one thinks defensive reads as qualitatively different than offensive reads, whereas they're basically the same thing but in reverse.
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>>548319261
be honest dude you didn't even read the interview, just the comment, and now you're angry and backpedalling by bringing up other shit which raises the question as to why would you link this interview of all things to make your point
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>>548321762
speedkicks?
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>>548321762
twitter ahh post
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>>548322036
Nice fallacy-fallacy
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Characters I plan on learning
Miary Zo->Devil Jin or Heihachi
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dont care about miary zo im learning lucky chloe
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offense is just active defense and defense is just passive offense
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>>548320916
did you not read the rest of my post retard? why remove the link in the op after an amount of time that you decided on and why remove it again when it gets added back in? explain why you'd get rid of the only piece of news about an update/dlc months before it's out
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>>548322036
I have watched and read every interview. Street Fighter is "mentioned once" in all of them, save for TGS where it was a large chunk of the conversation.
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i'm learning akira
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why is blud still playing sf5
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why does every vg thread have shizzos?
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if you see schizos everywhere you go maybe you're the schizo ever thought about that
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because it's hub about electronic toys
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I got a micropenis
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>>548323697
Okay so that's it for the main argument about how nobody but you cares about the trailer link, gotcha.
>why remove the link in the op after an amount of time that you decided on and why remove it again when it gets added back in? explain why you'd get rid of the only piece of news about an update/dlc months before it's out
It's not months, she comes out in a few days. I removed it cause it had been over a month since it was put there and we remove trailer links as per the past.

But I guess you're right on one thing, I should at least wait for her actual release, so I will be adding back next time assuming I get to make the OP. Just for you my dude, the biggest and only trailer link fan of them all.
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>>548324790
isn't it weird how akira kazama and asuka kazama have similar-ish hairdos?
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>>548320114
dude what... its literally the opposite of stressful
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>dude what... its literally the opposite of stressful
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absolute zen master over here >>548327375
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>>548327375
t. guy that winds down at the end of the day watching snuff films
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I've played a lot of starcraft that shit was stressful
getting jump scared in cs is worse than tekken
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>>548328176
these mfs just said stancekken 8 isn't formulaic
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the exposed poster got banned btw.
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honestly if you find temu 8 relaxing you are seriously deranged and should not be allowed to roam freely for the safety of society
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I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea exposedanon
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AK is so fucking braindead it's insane holy shit the character does everything for you
Also why do we pretend his ff4 which is a homing safe demon paw is an okay button? In fact why the fuck do we pretend he is steppable when all of his strings realign from the second hit onwards and his neutral tools have perfectly fine tracking toward his """"""""""""""weak"""""""""""""" side?
Must be so hard to play a character where every single fucking poke autospaces you for your next poke (which is also out of range for most characters without top 5 in the game pokes)
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I've played too much lobbies so now I'm bad in ranked
everyone else has a hyper optimized multi branching flowchart to dial with zero thought customized purely to rob people in ft2s and I'm here playing like we have thirty matches to go slow and adapt to each other
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>>548329778
before he even came out I was saying that ff4 would become safe on block and they even made it a heat engager kek
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>>548326985
you were replying to at least 1 other anon who isn't me so it's not like i'm the only one here calling you out for enforcing your own made up rule and making early threads to make sure of it
>I removed it cause it had been over a month since it was put there
who gives a fuck if it's been there for over a month, the characters themselves won't be released for another month after you've removed the links
>we remove trailer links as per the past
who's we in this case? was it put up for a vote or is it something you made up? what do you get out of pretending to be the moderator of tekgen?
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I don't know I don't play dekken
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do you guys play on korean levers or whatever they're called. tried playing on a haute42 and everything felt terrible and the fucking thing disconnects when I mash too hard
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why is sf6 is good
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i'm a bugchaser
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>>548330407
mardukschizo...
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made it to bushin, lads
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no you didn't
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>>548330298
i have a couple and i like them. i've never used a hitbox though so idk if it'd be an upgrade or not
there's a bunch of different chinkboxes on amazon though so maybe return yours and pick out a different one
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In this french rpg game I got three party members, all of them female, and the mc. Said mc is absolutely pussy whipped and has negative impact in fights, while the female characters are stronger. The female child that the mc is obssesed with protecting is absurdly stronger than him in every regard which I find hilarious
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>>548331468
if you're talking shit about gustave, i'd politely like to ask you to look your self in the mirror and be realistic in your abilities, gustave is more manly than you will ever be and his cock is absolutely larger than yours
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>>548330298
yeah I use a fujin v3 lever and overdrive arcade pulse buttons
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>>548331709
Do gustavefags really...
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was wondering why persona 6 was taking so long until I remembered they already made persona 6 and just called it metaphor for some reason
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>>548329778
He's very lineal though. If you exclude
ff4 having pre-nerf Bryans of tracking on qcb1
ws3,2 tracking on the second hit
d1,4 tracking on the second hit
ws2 fully homing to the right
f3,2 fully homing on the second hit
uf1 tracking to the right
df3 tracking to the right
df2 tracking to the right

If you discount these then he's very lineal. Just step him
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when are they announcing s3 lads
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>>548332274
when I win the lottery
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tomorrow
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>>548332274
twt finals
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>>548332195
>Downplaying the ch launching demon paw
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what am I supposed to do against azucena when she does wr3,2 into stance with plus frames or ws3 into stance with plus frames or FC df4 into stance with plus frames
just guess better? because I don't think there's any kind of movement allowed against the stance from those frames and of course there's a frame trapping mid heat engager (safe) to prevent you from challenging
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remember the retard I REMEMBER THE RETARD saying Heihachi is linear
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They can't top P5 and they know it
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>>548332428
it's only +2 but the stance beats highs and lows
try df1 or safe 12f mid if you have it
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>>548331468
Maelle is comically broken in that game, and I played it after she was nerfed. It was great.
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>>548332605
*p5r
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the pricing of officially licensed sony controllers is so jewish but I swear anything connected to a brook converter starts lagging the longer you play
really need to stop being a console poorfag
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>>548332605
the presentation sure, but the story my neighbor that writes Naruto fanfics tops Atlus writers every week
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can't believe P5R didn't bother to fix the shittiest boss fight in jrpg history
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>>548332413
Lmao true you can't even be ironic about this character
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/tekgen/ would invade Shadow Murray's palace and fix him.
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>>548332909
Yeah you have to switch your brain off but the art and music still carry it. I miss waifuposting on /v/ when it came out.
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>>548333801
I like its dungeons way more than other Atlus games.
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>>548328758
I exposed myself
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>>548334413
copycat.
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more like copeycat I exposed myself
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WHEN THE FUCK DOES TGU DAY2 START?
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>hoping for a balance patch with miary zo but knowing it won't happen
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Capcom Won
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when's the maiposter getting a copycat
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when's it my turn to be exposed
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I am amazed at how shit every single boss in gaiden 4 is. This might be platinum's worst game yet.
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>>548336605
nah it's a shit ng game but better than almost everything else shitnum has made
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>>548336605
can't be worse than babylon's fall can it?
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>>548336605
The fact Hayabusa is upstaged in every way by an unlikeable twink doesn't help, nor does the yellow paint or Ayane's safe-horny redesign. Never let women design sexy female characters.
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= NEWS =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81HuNzyQ4uc
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i want to motorboat seori tho
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I'm gonna die and it's all my fault
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well tbf this one isn't ALL your fault
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A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:
“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”
One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.
Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”
A few days later, the lawyer came back.
Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”
Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”
Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”
Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”
Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.
Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”
Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”
The doctor handed him… $20.
Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”
Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”
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There's a reason all those "most hentai artists that are female" are all men writing and drawing under female pseudonyms and using amateur gravure models as faces. Like... would any of you earnestly believe that some sooper hawt model with the biggest rack would actually draw something like that?
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>>548338301
>most hentai artists that are female
who the fuck said that? some random anonymous poster?
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me
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say it
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its a meme that got popular because some doujin artist catfished as a woman iirc so people just made up that "did you know all those doujin artists are actually HOT JAPANESE WOMEN??? god if i was born in japan i'd have been so cool at koukou (means high school for gaijins) and would've had a yamato nadeshiko wife and..."
women do draw filthy stuff at times tho
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weebs
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only weebs play tekken
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>>548339119
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>>548339221
every japanese woman is either a yumejoshi or fujoshi so they do have big numbers, enough to horde a whole comiket day all by themselves back in the pre-covid era, but more than men? nahh nigga.
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fujoshis are dominating the shonenslop market that Tekken was based on
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But believing they all draw the same male minded hentai with ugly bastards in it while looking like a JAV actress IRL? That's like thinking Tekken 7 wasn't graphically awful or Tekken 8 isn't scummy.
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>>548339992
>fujoshi (male identifying as female)
Ftfy
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you will never be japanese Murray
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>junko furuta train car segregation loli porn o algo
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>>548341318
nah, you can tell it's a biological female because no man draws like they do. their artstyles have a certain je ne sais quoi unique to their chromosomes.
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That gravure model manga artist who also likes shit like Redo of Healer (another myth perpetuated by loser weebs) will never exist. It's like wishing for Tekken to be better
>>548341742
What is Okane ga Nai?
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characters with this feel? https://files.catbox.moe/d1f14d.webm
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>>548341810
this is why I don't like women
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>Midary Flop
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bandai is not the right company for tekken
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>>548341810
Asuka is the fattest (girl) I think
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>>548341810
What's the point of that closeup if they're just going to censor it? Not like they're ever going to get rid of the censors.
Is this what Season 2 felt like?
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gayden
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>>548341742
they draw shit for the female gaze
women are obsessed with male hands, size difference and forearms and that's what gives it away
same way women usually do much more reasonable proportions when drawing other women even if still attractive
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deadken 8
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tomorrow is another day
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bruh tourney
ween
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>>548342649
yup, and there's tons of that shit. everytime I check pixiv or danbooru there's always pics of female self-inserts being with super handsome dudes that usually tower over them.
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>>548341742
>>548342649
No wonder this whole gallery https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5375224
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/417181919/#q417198598
gives me malebrain vibes despite the "artist's" insistence that "she" is a 100% biological natural born female woman
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>>548343730
well this is a canadian so you can't ever actually trust them if they claim they're female.
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>>548344093
Said leaf did get exposed as the worst kind of shill after accidentally mixing up his "call everyone femboy kings" gimmick and "Lionfag" drawfag gimmick that he pinned on another drawfag. And this was after being BTFO'd from /y/ and /cm/ for drawing a Bloody Roar character as a chick with a dick.
Now's he's pretending to be a fujoshi, but only after drawing and making audio of an /fgg/ in-joke.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533332392/#q533418216
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>>548341810
maybe its better if I understand wtf she is saying
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>>548343730
difficult to tell when the skill level is low because you can't see which parts they really like to draw
might or might now be
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>>548344691
And it all started because he lost to a guy in NitroBlasterz+ and another guy in SFA3. Who knew getting headstomped by Bison would give a man dysphoria.
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Lolex
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I get pretty disappointed in myself sometimes
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>>548344871
How DARE you imply this fake woman and fake fujoshi is a fake artist whose drawings look the exact same in 2025 as they did in 2021! I'll have you know that there are kind anons that totally aren't this guy samefagging to gas himself up that say his compositions are stellar and he has a superb sense of depth and color! Oh, and he's also somehow a visionary because he drew Lion as a sissy! Just ignore the blobby hands and limbs, the lack of consistent light source, the muddy shading and the overall lack of love for anything... this guy draws his eyes with more sparkle so that makes all this shit masterpieces!
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I exposed myself
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Season 3 or EoS?
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>no one ever (yous) anymore. society has become a state of hopeless ness in the population. the norms of society have been stripped away. never let go what we used to have. keep fighting.
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I'd say SC7, but Project Soul disbanded and the Soul series is effectively dead.
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>>548343730
>>548344691
this stuff is weird man
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>>548343730
>>548344691
>>548344921
shoo shoo schizo
back to /sfg/ or /fgg/
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>>548346670
"They" also say this guy's sense of emotion is any good... when they just have the same blank face
>>548347292
"Ellie" is legit schizophrenic
>>548347339
Hi, Ellie!
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what the fuck is going on
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what are you even talking about
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I exposed myself
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it doesn't matter
none of this matters
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mindbroke a 350k devil jim so hard he kicharged 3 times after i blocked his rage art
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why do I long for a good tekken game
why do I desire the touch of something that no longer exists
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>failed drawfag, gg schizo, anti-vf guy, fake woman... is a tekken shill
Not surprising
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Remedial yolo mashing bums
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there are quite a few hot girls that also draw lewd stuff. look up kittew for example
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>>548299849
The basic yuri duo, until Reina wedges herself in between them. Next Tekken should focus on the three as the fight of the Devil Gene begins anew, and the old trinity of the Mishimas ends with Jin and Kazuya rid of the Devil Gene while Heihachi reopens The King of Iron Fist Tournament into a more ordinary tourney. Maybe we could see long lost faces again someday, but not now.
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Another gayass nigga watching his intro
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it's only 5 seconds
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>>548349161
>another sakimiclone
I'd rather watch the next VF6 presentation where they talk about nothing over recycled footage
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I exposed myself
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>>548349373
>Maybe we could see long lost faces again someday, but not now.
Didn't work for 5 or DR.
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just get mashed to death no counterplay that's the game now
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Schizophrenic timmies should kys, ty
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>>548349373
reina is a has-been.
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i didn't play any tekken these past 2 months so i made 0 progress on the battle pass bruh. that's just leaving money on the table man i'm so stupid
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>>548350564
They were 5 euros. You'll be fine.
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just skimmed 50 something pages of exp*sed posts in the archive because I'm retarded but at 25 posts a page thats like 1000 - 1100 garbage bot posts that started in early march
what a pathetic waste of oxygen human being
thank you for reading
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i posted myself
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I exposed my micropenis to pleasure it!!! I exposed myself!
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I have to wonder what was my trigger. I exposed myself over 10 years ago why did I start sharing my trauma then.
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I exposed myself
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i...i....
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I exposed
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If someone doesn't expose me soon I may have to do it myself
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myself
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I really love playing tekken 8
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on opposite day
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I EXPOSED MYSELF
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SHUT THE HELL UP
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>>548354146
I hate it when I agree with him
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Accurately representing the cultures of Thailand and Madagascar is more important.
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nova react
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA80DZmW94c
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VF6 will drastically improve the mental health of this general.
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medus is shitting on asuka tournament players
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night with Anna~<3
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H
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and jews. tekkers are something else I can't believe 200 people are watching that it was a big deal if the retarded internet drama I used to follow got a hundred people watching a stream
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oh shit nova is in the chat
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>>548357825
if that were me next to her
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>>548354146
tekken 8 is like the biggest disappointment in fighting game history, a lot of games are much worse but none have the potential like this game
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we're playing tekken 6
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we're playing age of mythology
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Why do tekken girls have such small butts
I know Japan is boobs country but come on they're sorta flat when it comes to their behind
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>women('s asses)
big fan
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stick to kazuya and lee if like butts, homo
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whens da tiger uppacut strim
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took months of scrolling through dating apps and ridiculous preening in photos just to get sex from a 6/10 foid. is this what it's like to be a modern day normie?
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>>>/v/727117289

Kino Turismo thread
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>>548360720
there is literally no info specifying time that the tornament starts on tgu website or start.gg
what the heck lads
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>>548361675
Yes it's well known that dating apps have killed all prospects for normal guys to score. All the average girls flock to the few Chads who get free pickings while tje rest pick up the crumbs on the floor. This is basically what humankty was before the formation of society and religion. Women don't care. They'd rather share Chad with 100 other girls than have some average looking bloke for themselves. I've personally just given up now. I'm 33, I've endured a decade of constant failure and rejections. I don't have it in me anymore to care. I jusr want to be left alone now.
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>>548361960
zzzzzzzzzz
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just go to a bar at closing time and have sex with a fat girl we've been over this
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>>548359075
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE ONE MONTH AWAY FROM 2026 AND SHE ISN'T IN THE GAME YET
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https://youtu.be/ksQrfkIm3C0
it's up
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>and have sex with a fat girl
I'd rather just jerk off and spare myself the foul smell of fatsos
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I exposed myself
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Lilibros...
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>>548361960
glad theres a guy in that thread with a broken logitech wheel too those things are pieces of shit
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>>548363172
What is it with Lili and Muscle Buster?
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>>548362857
Julia is preoccupied right now....
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>>548363036
he swears too much, I think I like the pg 13 version more.
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NOT COOL
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/tekdead/
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anything good in the steam black friday sale
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my ass
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>>548367483
Yes, Tekken 8 is on sale.
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I exposed myself
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Well... stop it
Stop exposing yourself.
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I expose GoD1ers
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I expose my micropenis and stroke it for the world
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>>548367483
https://www.bestbuy.com/product/razer-wolverine-v3-tournament-edition-wired-gaming-controller-with-6-remappable-buttons-designed-for-xbox-series-xs-pc-black/J39HWFQZH9/sku/6594729?sb_share_source=PDP&ref=app_pdp&loc=pdp_page
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TMM exposes himself
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i bought a mayflash f700 because my fingers hurt playing kazuya and i havent picked it up maybe i will let it auto refund by not picking it up my fingers dont hurt as much
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AK is so fuarking bottom tier bros btw I have way higher elo with him teehee
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>>548367483
No. It's all slop.
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>>548369613
to be fair kazuya's hard as fuck unless you're a mega tryhard
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just jacked off to my first woman in over 5 years eskay is just so damn sexy I know what I want as a man and it is not men I can now say that with certainty
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watching crispy cloe
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i know you're stalking me and dropping hints to intimidate me because i just jacked off to eskay and she's my girlfriend so how could anybody but me jack off to her also
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its pretty cool when you learn a mishima every other mishima is much easier to learn after
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I was making sexy ai videos of eskay but grok was being difficult so I just edged they were still sexy but not enough
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Chess position quizz, bluds:

>Lee does running 3,4 into 1+2 into alternatively a low or that evasive mid launcher

WHAT IS THE COUNTERPLAY?
>assume you got hit by running 3,4 as the starting position (+7?)
>hitman 1+2 is +4?
>lows are 16 frames? or 18?
>the mid will evade dickjabs

What is your optimal counterplay
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how do i stop thinking in a judeochristian framework to justify my immorality?
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turn my pc off and read a book
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>>548369884
Clive?
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>>548371263
alt+f4
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>>548371263
hitman 1+2 is -5 nigga
>>548371481
he's probably carried you right
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>>548369613
Aren't you a cheater
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I exposed myself
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>>548371784
Your point being?
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>>548343730
>>548344691
>>548344921
>>548346670
But I was told this guy is a real biological woman and that the "tranny" thing was some smear campaign started by some Shuckle person to weed out bio competition because she's jealous or something. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/486167341/#q486210357
I'm also told that women all draw men, especially their husbandos, as off-model draw-a-girl-call-it-a-boy sissies with trannycore fashion to boot. So what if this Ellie draws Hwoarang or that one Bloody Roar character as flat-chested futa, the guy says he's a woman so I'm believing him uncritically.
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>>548372271
You're not in any position to talk about character strength
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https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yTyUDGnu-s
TGU day 2
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Egirl niggas sissyboy sissies Bloddy Roar Pajeets Mr. Sissy-roar Ellie Erik Electric Underground Devil Jin Green Rank Jet Spark flat chested futa shuckle boy
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>King Jae vs Bae Jae Min
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>nigga adds me to say ggs for the matches yesterday
>i say "ggs some strategic ass tekken xd"
>no reply

Why when I try to be nice I exude arrogance
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asslan...
nerf asuka
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>>548373817
freak
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>>548373967
"FrEaK". Why don't we cut you up into little pieces, and feed you to your poochs
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>>548374084
kek
Good
Fuck this faggot
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>>548371263
Matterhorn under hms1+2
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I exposed myself
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Yes Fergus is just that fucking good
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>>548373025
>ShoutySteve on commentary
Fug
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Qudans...
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what do i say if some blud says "we should play sometime"

i said "sure finna watch the tourney now though" he said "hf" i said "ggs cya around"

seemed standoffish

what should i have said after he said we should play sometime?
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farzeen and yagami would make a cute couple fr
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>>548374671
"sure just DM me whenever"
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>>548374726
do you thnk i seemd rude? i didnt wanna say invite me sometime because it seemed like he'd be the one requesting it implying i didn't wanna initiate unless he did so i overthinked that reply
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>>548374671
when you feel like playing ask if he wants to
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>>548374671
just act normal you retard
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let's give lili a safe fullscreen tracking heat engager
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Sirs, we need to signal boosts arslan next twitter post. he's going to demand asuka nerfs
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>>548374821
Yeah you're retarded.

>>548374917
You can duck it but IMO is impossible to launch punish consistently due to its airborne state.
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chokegami
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>Asuka
Who? The shouting monkey in T8 is not Asuka.
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wtf arslan lost to faggus
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>medusa thinks he's better than faggus when faggus beats arslan regularly

lol
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uhh arslanbros every other paki is winning
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>hating on greatest kazuya to ever make it
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>>548374917
she's linear bro ignore the multiple super good homing moves
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why isn't ak always playing that good
is he stupid
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blud said medusa said
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eck
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Who thought Tekken needed v-triggers and Come back Ultras?
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hey guys
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>>548376229
17ers
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harada wanted cinematic super moves and tied it to the rage system in 7.0. then street fighter 5 came out and harada said he wanted to ape v-skills so he came up with rage drives
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fuck anna
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>>548375137
>>548375623
you can completely autopilot sidestep on that character and evade everything while shutting down movement of any kind
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>>548373025
Did anyone big lose yet?
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>>548377660
yeah it's top 48 everyone's losing now
arslan lost to fergus again
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>>548378153
>arslan lost to fergus again
ASUKA IS SO FUCKING BROKEN
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everyone is just using anna now
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ulsan only picked anna because book is new to the character and can't pick up df21 on females
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Reina is so dead
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damn chanel still plays the game?
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>>548378865
if watanabe is good at any other character why would he still play azu
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>>548379008
because azu is strong
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>>548379008
she's the only one with a bikini preset
and also yeah she plays the Lidia style kekken 8 so not like she's bad either
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>>548379134
don't ever compare this character to lidio gameplay again faggot
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>>548379216
it's exactly the same, I know it might be hard to notice for a 25er who is used to every character in the game playing like that
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fergus' fundamentals have really improved in season 2 tekken 8
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>>548379310
lidio shit is way higher reward and blocking an attack immediately goes into guessy time, azu usually goes into stance with moves on hit or with an unfinished string
lidio also has b1/ff2/qcf4 autoneutral, azu isn't really like that
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IF FERGUS WINS AND GETS TOP 8 HE WILL ELIMINATE SHADOW FROM THE TOP 20 OF TWT
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Curse of Shinblade
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>>548379846
>uf3+4 into guessies
>fc df4 into guessies
>ws3 into guessies
>df1,4 into guessies
>wr32 into guessies
>db3 into guessies
and ofc the stance moves keep looping into new guessies and there's a homing fast power crush to dissuade you from pressing and everything tracks everywhere too
it's exactly the same gorilla gameplay, no need to downplay it here bro harada won't see it
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Baka kuns. Has anyone found a use for this move? I can't do dark upper out of it anymore like in 7...
I'm trying to find a use for it.
Does it have any new hidden moves in it?
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warra comeback
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>>548380397
maybe if you suck
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>>548380607
anti-airing eliza when they add her
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>>548380885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hY0_zb9KI
this you rn
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Wow another literally who became a tekken god over night.
That's a weird occurrence as of late.
I'm not sure I can connect the dots on what all of them have in common.
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reminder that current GoD0 is as far from the top rank as season 1 Fujin so keep that in mind when evaluating the ranks
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>>548380964
Funny u mention her. I've been gooning with the anons on /trash/ in the fighting game thread.
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I was talking about Asuka tards you dingus *HUGE FACEPALM*
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wtf fergus 2-0'd arslan?
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>>548381053
not clicking your links tranny
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>>548381170
>Asuka
>DLC
>Pakis
Pick one
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usama won EWC LCQ in season 1 without any asooka buffs thoughbeit
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maybe you should stay there
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its up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hY0_zb9KI
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ARSLAN??????????? STATUS???
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>>548380397
Move into stance into guess my shit is every character in t8, I don't understand why you are singling out Azucena. AK is out here pressing f3,2, and you are guessing, fahk presses 3 and you are guessing
Lidia is fucking stupid because no matter what you guess half your life is gone on block. At least if I guess right on Lib I get a punish or a launch
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why is everyone picking female characters against book's king?
is him not getting the df2,1 pickup on female consistently really that big of a factor?
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>>548381592
OH NEVERMIND! THAT WAS OSAMA!
The guy who won the terrorist tournament.
He's pretty good and he deserves it.

Also it's KNEE TIME.
If he loses to book he needs to seppuku himself.
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>>548381802
I'm "singling out" Azucena because this guy asked why one would play her and says she actually doesn't play like that at all
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ARSLAN OUT LMAOOOOOOO
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>ask question
>immediately answer your own question
Clever
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murray, look what you have done to tekken.
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but book is getting every df2,1 pickup though
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>knee doing single df1s
did he not get the memo that you are supposed to do df1,2 into cancels
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Yeah looks like a 'buy a character' tournament match
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I don't get why arslan keeps trying to force the anna when it's clearly nowhere close his nina
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damn the one time he needed the pickup the most, he dropped it
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>>548381802
>f3,2
I've not seen anyone use that besides on release day. That shit is trash. Just do the fucking crouchdash. That's a string for people who can't do CDs.
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Book nooo you are my new fav
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>Knee mains Nina
>Arslan mains Bryan
What's happening?
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arslan has never in his life played bryan
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bumblebee means attif
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Bro it's the super kusoge match
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kek did arslan really lose to azucena?
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kingreyjobber should just react to the d1+2 and sidestep the linear uf1
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remember when merch used to be cool instead of skate decks and karate kid collabs
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damn he was right, uf1,2 is linear...
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unc poppin off after beating a kid
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Bros, this game is fucking retarded
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yet we still watch it
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tekken eight
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FERGUS FUCKING DID IT
OUR FUCKING FAGGOT DID IT
HE IS TOP 8
HE IS TOP 20 TWT
SHADOW IS OUT
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fuck asuka
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tsuri wa iran de
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>>548381564
FEEEEEERG
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steve is so retarded currently it's insane and people are still downplaying him
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Fergus acting like a fucking god after being carried like no one has ever been carried before.
It's unreal super cringe.
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Fergus is master of qualifying for TWT despite never actually winning anything
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*beeeeeep*.......
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steve is easy mode, kek
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holy shit lowhigh punish with jet upper
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>>548383501
Absolutely, this literal who Numan who just picked up Steve the other day is winning some matches for once. What a carried character.
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Maybe shadow got aids from fucking all these homos and trannies and the aids is attacking hos brain or something.
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Not a single armor break from Lionheart stance. Is it that trash and reactable?
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>>548383710
many are saying this
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Why can Bryan parry a running move are there any consistent rules in this useless fucking game
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he just did it and it hit
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don't miss me winning
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>>548383781
Yeah nothing in this piece of shit game makes sense. He can parry airborne shit like that Clive fraud can too. Also Clive can parry elbows too I think. Arbitrary as fuck all of it.
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BOXING IS AWESOME!!!
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>lowhigh never bait and sidestep steve powercrush

got too caught up with the mashing
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was Steve 1+2 always -12?
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>sidestep steve
nice meme bro
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Why can Jin parry a running move are there any consistent rules in this useless fucking game
>>548383925
Since T6
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>50/50
>plus frames
>50/50
>the MIRACLE of pakistani tekken
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did you just fucking rage art on my motherfucking stream
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can someone tell me once and for all why there are no Pauls in tournaments, or notable Paul players in the highest levels of play in general?
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omg no way... Tekken... doesn't have... le rules...????? aieeeeeeeeeeee my 24er mind is going insane!!!!!
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QUEUE BACK NIGGAH
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>>548384247
because they ruined him
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>>548384247
He looks like a menopause woman working at the mall now and his entire game plan is "heh I baited you into mashing into my CH launcher"
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why did they ruin unranked again? i could play alts and still run into decent players because of prowess, now i only run into hardstuck blue retards
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we're watching maxdood right?
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>>548384396
This nigger is just doing it for publicity now. Attention whoring alimony dodging low life thug.
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HELLFIRE
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Counter Terrorist Win
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>wins
>turns around
>all the seats are empty
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we're all waiting for starladder stage 2 day 2
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>>548384427
It still uses prowess. There are different brackets you are thrown into.
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>worse than s1 drag mirrors
>worse than any t7 season or any previous tekken
can't imagine season 3
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>be best of football ufc snooker darts basketball boxing yagga yagga yagga
>make millions
>be best in tekken
>win $2000
Well ..
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thoughts?
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kNEEGa is out
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not a fan
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>>548385042
Just get a real job

t. Made $1000 on a 12h shift yesterday mostly playing vidya
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We need to sell more chipotle and easily breakable China kazuya toys
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>>548385110
nice tits
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>>548385145
More like t. Ranny
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PERFORAZIONE
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Why is everyone using their pocket characters
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Anna is figured out, he needs to switch to Byron
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why do they keep ending the stream are they retarded
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>>548385042
twt 2023 was the worst viewing experience ever, arslan ash kuni mirror on infinite for evo grands
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Bros holy poggers I got a 7 view streak. I think I need to celebrate that with some cool twitch combo or by a huge donation.
I'm also gonna share that one twitter. I am gonna look so effing cool.
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>>548385689
meant for
>>548385023
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>muh experience
It's retards like you why everything went to shit. Just download the whole corporate language catalog at once you imbecile.
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>>548385880
well I wasn't playing abandoned 7 in 2023 and half of this thread wasn't either retard.
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>subscribe to earn drops
Mooooom where is the fredit card?
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>>548385689
Wasn't that CBM Vs Arslan on Katarina
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>>548385970
I have no idea what you are trying to say
Doesn't really matter anyway
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I'm watching Thaiger Uppercut because I'm bored and I don't see much else on Twitch or YouTube
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>>548386057
that was twt finals, not evo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8VGLCsYtc
>>548386102
I was still watching twt but I was sick of the game ever since the big patch that nerfed lidia/fahk/leroy/etc which happened in like 2022, kuni mirrors at evo just made me never want to boot up 7 again.
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I hate the coffee cunt like you wouldn't believe.
Was fighting her yesterday, did my AK backturn combo. 2,1, shoulder. That absolute whore can from backturn parry my shoulder and fuck me up.
So I thought.. aight, let's throw her when she fucks around with parry stances.
She parried my throws.
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>>548386221
Why you singling out evo its always the shittiest tournament
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ok and?
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>>548386290
well twt finals weren't much better, the saudi team event was ok I guess for the sheer newness of it at the time
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Who cares though
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lili on screen
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because s1 of tekken 8 was by far better than the last two years of tekken 7
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>anyone does anything that puts them into the background or foreground of the arena
>THE THIRD DIMENSION
Shut the FUCK up Cringey Steve PLEASE
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is armor king the first fundies carry character? maybe claudio also? usually they're gimmick or pressure mashers
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why is atif not playing the undisputed top 1 bryan anymore when it's not a showmatch against asslan
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Is Lili broken??
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owari da
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Ifrit, give me strength...
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NOT LIKE THIS
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>>548364536
So she's as dead as Michelle now, huh?
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>step wr2
>try to whiff punish
>clive swings the wrong way
>get whiff punished and die
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo mickey mouse game
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The Jon looks like a fucking slob. Get a haircut, ugly...
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turn on your monitor bro
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holy shit can sidesteps actually work in this fucking game?
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>f2,1 hit whiff
and these people play this game for money
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why would you want to sidestep when you can block and punish spring kick....like all other moves?
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Dogshit AIDS
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Terrorist on Terrorist violence
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the jon is the only based paki THOUGH
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>>548385689
i think this is on par with twt 2023
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this is how I play
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why does asuka's heat uf1,2 take like no heat energy
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This question and all other tekken 8 related questions xan be answered with: because it's a shitty game
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why is Tekken 8 soooo good?
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bro googling asuka frame data
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only respectable players left lowhigh+fergus
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this shit is so ass man
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>>548371263
>You block Kazuya's hellsweep. As well all know it's +5 on block. What's your next move?
3,4 into HMS is +6
HMS.1+2 is -5
Anything he does after that is extremely fake. The most he can do is punch parry but jab after that is bad choice (though some jabs will not be evaded by HMS.2). Any fast low will beat everything, df1 will beat everything except punch parry and still have time to duck the high. Fastest option is i12 high, mid launcher is i19, low is i22. He has no way to loop plus frames from there except a reactable jump (u4, i26). The stance is also weak to SSR.
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EU bros? What's this?
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>asuka+bryan
nothing respectable there
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i'm googling gay porn
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'ka wins
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>>548371263
react to the i22 low
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>>548388310
numan counterhit is cool
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>>548388483
disappointing dead-fish-style paizuri with a reluctant asuka!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kuni mirrors are better than anything in this game
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i like that a plus on block hellsweep (on block) seems so ridiculous but that's exactly what heihachi's WIN hellsweep is lmao
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it's not really plus on block though it's just a string mixup
akuma d3fireball fadc was actually a plus on block launching hellsweep though
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>aggressively forward dash several times
>eat shit
and they keep doing it
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God i just love that every character in the game has insane wallcarry.
Such a smart idea to remove infinite stages Murray!
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i noticed that AK sidestepped a lot of bryan stuff, how could that be?
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I exposed myself
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>30+ year old koreans are washed
>this mean tekken is dead

LOL
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this fucking kusoge lmfao
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Why does Bryan have such a retarded face
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T8 is a young man's game
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AK didn't choke for once
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Lowhigh outchoked him
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nice snake edge lowhigh
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sars top 8 schedule??
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its crazy how much fergus and kingrey improved in season 2
they went from never having any finishes to being in every top 16
something about season 2 just made them improve tenfold at the game and i am proud of them
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>>548386650
yes.
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>5 brown button mashers
>1 raven gimmick schizo
>2 asungas

Tekken is done for
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arslan status?
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no koreans in top 8 kekykek
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0 Koreans in top 8 btw
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i prefer the curves of a man to a real woman
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did you see there's no koreans in top 8 lmao
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>>548389392
If you count AK as brown then kingrey is brown too.
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>>548389502
forgot ak he alright (im kinda kidding with the button mashers thing though lol)
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i almost forgot to mention that there's no koreans in top 8
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>>548389392
AK is a master of overcomplicated shit with 0 payoffs and only doing it for gratification purposes.
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PAK
PAK
PAK
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>>548385110
Why did she do it?
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>I missed Yagami vs Saint
>Jobbed to Farzeen
My top 5 character... washed.
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>>548389645
are you even out of blue ranks
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i'm kishin bitch
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2k viewers on the main stream for the last master event right before top 8 is kind of pathetic. The stage and venue look awfully small too. Feels like I'm back in the early t7 days before the game blew up. Esports huh?
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Reina is garbage. She's only saved from criticism because Devil Jin is a burning trash heap of a character and takes the spotlight as the bad Mishima instead
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>me watching this tournament
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Remember when every single random Bolivian tourney got 10k+ viewers and Aris brought in another 10k stoners
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81HuNzyQ4uc
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>0 Koreans in top 8
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it's tekken 8 dudes might as well flip a coin to decide the winner no need to watch
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>>548389930
I miss Aris man. Thanks to him, I know the meaning of souq m'diq
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>>548389930
Pretty sure that was during the peak of twitter botting
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CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOOOOR
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who does this lil nig main
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>>548389930
twitch killed bots and esports numbers tanked
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big fan of women*
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>>548390196
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>>548390235
sf6 still gets good numbers from all the jappas
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sf6 is a good game
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>>548390094
>>548389930
There's 8.5k between twitch and YouTube for the official English streams, so it's not that much less that 10k
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BOXING IS AWESOME
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Not be mean to Furgus or anything but i'd never shake that niggas hand.
>>
Fungus

captcha KKK GJ
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The brackets look like penises
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Why not? He's friends with Brazilian shemales
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Nobody from the Korean peninsula qualified for top 8? Bananas.
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>>548385332
Nobody wants to reveal tech for the finals maybe
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VF6's project lead is a guy who doesn't even play VF. Let that sink in.
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>>548390835
Can't be worse than the tards that ruined SC.
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Is Korea just bad at Tekken now? 0 in top 8
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>Virtua Fighter producer believes that 'in a fighting game, anything that stops player control for the sake of visual flair is unacceptable'
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Oh great. Ellie's back.
Shoo shoo, Metajini/WoodenMasquerade!
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>>548390904
If he said this, he's automatically more based than 99% of all current fighting game devs.
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Arslan in the 34 recorded tournaments he played in Tekken 8 he did not make top 8 in 11 of them. In Tekken 7, in the last 34 tournaments he played he did not make top 8 in 2 of them. In all 48 of his recorded tournaments he did not make top 8 in 5 of them.
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>>548391109
This is my face 90% of the time playing this turd
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>Korea falls off as soon as the game fully devolved into party masher mode
*thinking*
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Can't we all go back to T5DR or will Pakis just dominate that too?
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>OH MY GOD THE NEXT MATCH
>OH MY GOD THIS BRACKET

>same 30 niggas every single time
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>>548390835
Nobody plays VF. The best thing they can do is treat it like a new IP.
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>>548390904
He also said he's bad at the game
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>>548391263
same ones? where the koreans then bud
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>>548391283
So is literally every game director ever.
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it was always a party masher and pakistan eventually brought party mash to the world stage. the korean respect garbage has always been pointless.
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>>548391332
HOL UP

Isn't it that the Koreans mash their le soulful flowcharts while it's Pakis basically being super patient just resorting to the absolute safest shit possible?
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Why do Japs hate when you racebend a character... unless it's Brazilian Miku? Why are they allergic to ethnic features? Miary Zo is Lucky Chloe with a tan.
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>>548391481
what are "ethnic features" besides darker skin exactly?
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I wish Asuka was real and would swallow all 5 inches of me
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Steve needs that ss2 from T5DR to return. It's stylish as fuck move. He has nothing fun.
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ak is ready for feminization
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>Asuka
Not in T8
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>>548391724
they already fixed this albeit
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>>548391724
Grummz is such a repulsive grifter, why hasn't he killed himself yet?
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I exposed myself
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S1 was more fun. The HP bloat ruined the game.
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>>548391724
Why are they mad? I don't get it.
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why doesn't AK just play this good everytime
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>>548391283
only Sakurai plays the game he directs
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>>548391724
Grummz is so fucking based
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AK didn't play good kingrey was just choking harder
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>>548391481
Everyone in 8 looks fucked up, male and female. Tekken never used to have this dollface problem, they looked human in tag 2. I don't know what happened.
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>>548391481
Because every attempt in the past at a "black" character with distinctly "black" features in anime/Manga was labeled as racist. Who the fuck wants to deal with that shit, better just to avoid it completely.
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one asutard out, one to go
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>>548391993
S2 has been hard on him. They made Asuka so weird now.
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>>548391912
they always implement the laziest and most retarded "fixes" possible for the messes they make. Like a kid spilling something and making it worse as they try to clean it up.
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I exposed myself
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>>548391724
i don't get it
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caught one asuka monkey 2 more to go
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Kind of an insane stat
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>86% winrate
ISSA CASINO
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>>548392535
Does ANY other game have top players with a winrate this high?
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it's over
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I still don't know what Anna's purple shit does.
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Homosexuals made sure to kill all hope of S2 being good by begging for Anna 24/7 on twitter
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>>548392658
how nice of kazya doing her a neck massage
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>>548392624
the mexicans that play kof and Xiaohai when he's playing kof probably have close to that.
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i still don't know why you haven't killed yourself yet
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Why is she so dirty and where are her boots
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>>548392274
Making the combos shorter was too much effort. So instead they made HP bloat which means you're doing fuck all damage outside of combos and throws (which didn't get HP nerfed)
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>sf6 tournaments are won by 13 year old children and teenagers
>UNLIKE TEKKEN 8
>where mashing pajeets win!
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More like Atif ASS lmao
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>>548392729
no way they trade games too much even if they are a million times better than the rest of the planet
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Just pick bryan baka
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you know if it came out that the pakis were colluding to set up best possible TWT positions for each other, I wouldn't be surprised
not saying that is what has happened these last couple of tournaments but it really makes you think
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come on thats why jew always beat these mudslimes in trickery you need to make it more subdle
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>>548392887
t. buttblasted korean idolizer
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>>548391724
>griftslop
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got destryoed by a leochad with kazuya
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>leochad
doesn't exist
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>>548392004
It's not hard to not draw donut lips. Just saying.
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everyone seemingly forgot about all the scumbag tactics the pakistanis did early on in t7 like that one time they argued that akuma player during twt finals should be able to play again even though he was obviously out, or arslan intentionally icing his opponents all the time or asking to swap chairs or whatever, or the same pakistani akumas intentionally picking the glitchy akuma costume to fuck with opponents. I wouldn't put it past them to intentionally collude.
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>>548392947
Couldn't Arslan/Atif just not attend TGU if they wanted to place lower on purpose?
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>>548392510
I thought she was a pigeon. Get your lore right!
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blud said subdle
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>>548393256
now they can take out the competition for their guys and then job when it's time
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>>548393221
sure but it's not realistic to collude during all these circumstances
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>>548391724
Behold: the ideal woman according to this breastmilk aficionado. Can you believe he still hasn't finished EM8ER?
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maybe AK should stay unsponsored lol
he's doing way better
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I hate markman so much it's unreal.
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this nigga doesn't mute his audio when markman is speaking oh my days
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lil bluds watching temu8 on sundays oh my days bruv
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im a fucking loser
>>
Forget about murrays electro shock stream. I want Julio the fat retard.
Also
They let Fergus get to top 8 before he got completely super exposed.
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no more boke
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fergus exposed
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>>548393172
Well they aren't now so whats the problem.
>>
I exposed myself
>>
Numan finna take this joint
>>
EU throwbreaks
bro just ducking and doing high crushes 24/7 and eating every mid because he can't break throws
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and that's why throws should be removed in tekken 9
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Me personally? I think i would give Dogshit AIDS a 9 on the kuso scale.
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throws expose frauds like kingreyjr. that's why they should never be removed.
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I exposed myself
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I exposed myself
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I exposed myself
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somehow, exposedposters returned
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Doesn't exposing yourself mean shitting yourself?
>>
GOOD NIGHT
>>
Michael murray
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I've been watching in 720p the entire day cause I'm used to it from aris. God damn it
>>
I exposed myself
>>
BOXING IS AWESOMEEEEE
>>
I exposed myself
>>
hey guys check out our new character she has disjoint weapon attacks and stances and safe mid homing heat engager and safe mid counter hit launch weak side tracking and
>>
I said I exposed myself
>>
She doesn't have weapon attacks, the staff just props her up
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>yo did you see at the end how he did the plus million on block move into a canned mix of guardbreak or a mid launcher and he did the mid launcher??? oh my days I cannot believe this
calm down markman
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I exposed myself.
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i want miary to sit on my face
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he was - on block actually but you are a bit too low skilled to know this
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Should have name himself tardman
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erm ackchually that mixup is powercrushable
>>
anyone else find miary zo's voice extremely grating
>>
I exposed myself
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>>548395297
Do the manifested animal parts not count?
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LAST TOP 4 OF THE YEAR
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>>548395621
Apparently not
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I exposed myself
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>>548395986
why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>
i dont think there is a pro player i hate more than thejon
df2 the player
>>
I hate yourself
>>
I exposed myself
>>
>>548396458
Bro shut the fuck up already
>>
>>548328758
I exposed myself
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tekkino died :(
>>
I exposed myself
>>
fag
>>
XDD EBIN
>>
since when does the sidestep work in Trackken 8 ?
>>
ebin means epic for those that are new to the internetz
>>
>>548397087

Migrate
>>
Ok
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>>548397084
>>548397084
>>548397084
>>548397084
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how many threads are you gonna make
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>>548397120
That's enough ok
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It means electrical bin you retard
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>>548397096
>early
>>548397120
>outdated OP



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