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>>548336039you're not teio
Ryan thread...
Sweaty McQueen
>>548336142heres another for your trouble
>>548336136no...
>>548336142I'll help you
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>548335983ugly op
sweaty unrelenting anal sex with gold city
>>548336236I WILL fuck my precious dog student, and there is NOTHING you can do about it!
>marked
Good night friends!!!!
Will there be spots in Uma club after the reset? Looks like they will get S+ this month.
>>548336001nooo my raison d'être
>>548336247NO YOU DON'T.YOU LOVE TOKAI TEIO.
I thought this game didn't have males?
>>548336398good night tanuki friend
>>548336359Rudolf wouldn't act like this.
>>548336247why not kill yourself then, faggot?
>>548336402And what makes you think you're a bad enough dude to join?
>>548336220holy shit I thought I had seen all the good mcqueen fanartnice find, fukkin' saved
this is pretty much just a trial run and only now I realize it's already hard for me to reach max speed and I can't even do at least 2 more races for enough SP to get all the skills, which skill here would you drop here for the gold recovery skill?
sorry danchou, I'm demoralized from my shitty borrows, gonna play skyrim instead of doing fan runs. I hope you can forgive me
>>548336126Do you somehow not have Oguri, Taiki, Condor, Maruzensky, or Digital? Dirt shoes are piss easy to collect. Even sprint isn't too bad as long as you regularly use a parent or two that has at least C rating. Also, making two requests and filling ten is zero sum if they both get fully fulfilled.>>548336020>>548335505Guess I'll post mine since I asked the question in the first place.
when's the next banner
>>548336635Next week
>>548336503
>>548336496
>>548336115It's usually all the umas up until 1/2 months before that anni EXCEPT gentildonna, pokke, orfevre (you do have to pull those if you want them).
>>548336579We are two days from the end of rankings get back to working or face wrath.
>>548336609Forgot image like a retard.
Being bombarded by so much cute Ryan art I am beginning to actually lust after her Guys, help me!
>>548336790fuck off faggot, I was the only one doing fan runs during virgo. I've earned my time off
Start a family
what's wrong with club points?>>548336398gn!
>>548336694Air Shakur is growing on me. Surely I wouldn't save up to pull on her banner...
>>548336609sure, zero sum to you, but it's -10 to the rest and you're increasing the demand for dirt shoesif everyone does it and it keeps going everyone will fall into the dirt shoe hole and everyone needs to keep farming dirt to keep filling requestsif you just request medium shoes none of this would ever happen because you get medium shoes in every run
>>548336841good, its workingmore ryan fans means ryan will get more official merch
>>548336403anon you may have saved my ass as 2nd anniv ticket should be far enough from Helios to let me save a spark there...
what's the next good support card banner? I already have MLB kita but need more potential uncaps
>>548336929you are a moron.
>>548336884There is no such thing as time off, slave.Who even plays Skyrim in 2025 1 month away from 2026? Go play Oblivion Remaster you loser.
>>548336609F2poors only dirt careers are Haru, really. Doing dirt G1's with Condor is pointless since turf G1's are better in every metric. I've got Taiki, but I got lucky with my 3* trainee ticket in that last event. But really, when I want dirt shoes I just do Haru runs. The simplest method is have a baseline for sprints/dirts (everyone has plenty of longs, miles, and mediums), and always request them when they dip below that line. For me it's 300. If I go to 298 dirt shoes, I request until I get 300+. Same for sprints, since those are the careers I do the least of. tl;dr anons bitching about trades just want to be whiny faggots and not actually solve an easy problem.
>>548336946>stankees capwoah, I hate Ryan now.
>you can donate 20 shoes a day>you can receive 20 shoes a day (30 if you don't go to sleep ever)>as long as everyone donates shoes and requests the shoes they have the least of, it's literally impossible for anyone to run out of any shoes>but you can't request dirt shoes BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T ok?>i don't have enough dirt shoes but i'm not going to request them BECAUSE I JUST WON'T.you've managed to break a foolproof system by being too retarded for the foolproofing.
>>548337038shes named after a texas ranger if that helps...
OGURI FUCKING LOSTLOST THE UNITY CUPLOST THE DIRT RACESLOST THE URA FINALSFUCKING FATASSG1 APPREHENSION3 SLOW METABOLISMO-GLUE-RI
>dirt shoe memecome on, this meme was only funny during the first month. everyone has at least around a thousand dirt by now.
>>548336929If everyone makes 2 requests and fills 10 then they will have the exact same number that they started with.
>>548336006
>>548336821are you planning on sparking the Kita banner? If you double spark her, odds are good you could MLB her. I've got one (1) copy of kita, I'm hoping I get fucking lucky sparking so I get two copies, so I can MLB her with card selector and crystal. I'd prefer not to double spark because I'm saving for all-uma banner.
>>548337150Sometimes I forget to request dirt shoes and fall behind. It all adds up. Just request medium shoes like a normal person and stop trying to be a special snowflake.
>>548337150"foolproof system" he says while using the rarest type of shoes for absolutely no reason at allgo on, show me a single anon that has more dirt shoes than medium shoes
>>548337304just request dirt shoes/run Haru careers like a normal person and stop trying to be a special snowflake
>>548337338unironically play the game more you runlet
>>548337164oh, damn, I did not make the connection. sick as heckI always like Ryan. She's a nice tomboy
When they give everyone Ebayan FOR FREE next year the dirt problem will be solved.
>>548337412unironically you're a fucking sheep, why don't you post an urara with all your comments
Take this for good (?) luck
>>548336962Anon... I'm sorry... you'll have to redeem on 2.5 anni...
>>548337037>Doing dirt G1's with Condor is pointless since turf G1's are better in every metric.Which turf G1s do you normally do in late February, early July and early December?>>548337245Double spark. I just crossed the line to have enough today and I have my crystal/voucher in the tank.
>>548337595well... this has turned sour real quick. Not sure i'd like to wait to play Helios for that long... Thanks for giving the heads up though
>>548337150what's the point of the shoe donating system if everyone only ever requests and donates dirt shoes and thus everyone just remains at the same amount of shoes every day? a meager amount of club points? live your life
Pink ribbon on a horse tail means it's a mare in heat. If your uma wears pink accessories she's a SLUT.
>>548337471Would it be kosher to lewd the fuck out of Ebayan since it’s John Cygames’ horse? Would he be angry to see his uma getting dicked down? Or would he welcome it
>>548337236
I want to train Condor Fantasy as my 3rd ace. Is cooldown a reliable gold recov or do I opt with a borrowed Zenno Rob MLB instead?
>>548337304the system is perfect, because it kills leeches like you. request shoes or die faggot.
>>548337338only request and never give
So is my only option to getting spurt is a Tosho who refuses to give it to me, or farming 18* hoping that it'll actually spark. Amazon is useless because she's not ever going to give you the hint assuming she bothers to give you hint the entire career
>>548337730club points is the entire fucking point you cretin
>a highrollYeah...that will do. Fingers crossed on Golshi now.
>>548337740you now remember digitan's fuckass huge pink ribbon
I should've listened to a clubmate and not brick my account. I hate being impulsive
>>548337861you're the type of guy to not have a single ounce of fun while playing this game
>>548337819No.>>548337839I'm going to do this from now on. I've got more than enough club points anyway.
Accelerate faster, I need my wife
>>548337785cooldown is the last resort option
>>548337730shoes are a nearly fucking worthless resource. yes, the entire point is to farm club points.
548338000didn't ask
Is anyone else feeling the game more laggy to play through?
>>548338000I asked. Your wife is extremely cute and one of the best characters in umamusume.
>>548338097it feels slow on pc at times yeaphone is fine though
>>548337785>that gutsthe hell is that deck?
>>548337785Cooldown is more reliable than unruffled for sure
>>548338000When's the NTR banner anyway?
>>548338057>>548338000
>>548337785It's not. >>548337861I wish you could request other stuff like sundolls, lane tokens, parfaits, and G1 sashes. I wish the non-parfait consumables were just more obtainable in general, maybe as TT presents.
>>548337893I guess the theory checks out huh
>>548338097if you haven't done it yet, turn off the setting that has event results pop up automatically. every event decision popup causes a tiny bit of lag.
I did not ask.I do not care.Shut the fuck up.
>>548338275I'm playing on mobile feels like everything I press has the "connecting..." after
>>548337785Well witgod did say that STA + GUTS >= 1500... do you run out of stamina in races?
>>548337713>Which turf G1s do you normally do in late February, early July and early December?and today the class discovers how many Condor careers anon has actually doneI feel a tad bit embarrassed
>>548338012>>548338183>>548338201Zenno Rob it is...>>548338178>
Helios, Palmer, Windy are the cucked™ umas, right? Anyone I am missing?
>>548338427Did your test if your umas run out of gas at all?
>>548337961If Rudolph was a comedian, you could call her Carrot Top
>>548338489Seiun, Nishino is used goods.
>>548337740>slandering best falconI wonder who could be behind that post....
>>548337776
Super Creek is cute.
>>548338169Based>>548338189This is the current prediction, but it could be earlier too
>>548338427You have Tannhauser, right? She'd be way better than Air Groove in every way.
>>548338516She finishes just fine yes. Tested in 10+ lobbies. That's without NN also but I don't really see people running a debuffer this cm.
Why the fuck are people building end closer mayano, she doesn't have a way to cheat herself into a good position like the actual meta onesIs it because she gets guaranteed straightaway spurt? is that it?
>>548338520>If Rudolf *were a comedian
>>548338685How many she won?
>>548337740>pink=hornyTaiki's alt can't come soon enough
>>548338619the large uma agenda...
>>548338427what inspiration sparks?
>>548338705lazy 3rd or oshi, or they fell for sloptuber propaganda
Granny love
Guess the blue. it's 1* wit, FUCK
holy FUCK why does vodka refuse to ever win all of her races every now and then, i just want to do gp runs with high affinity REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548338705>20% Stam growth rate>built in BoFA
>>548338705She's good, she wins more often than my Taishin
>>548338626cute, sexy, wholesome, pure, she's a marvel
>>548338889>he's taking bofa instead of discounted cooldownngmi
>>548338619
>>548338749Taiki will get tricked into sex and pregnancy if she's not kept under watch 24/7.
>>548338772>boob literally as big as your torsogay
>>548338705she's easy to make and any end closer with spurt and nsm is good enough to gamble with.
>>548338680>You have Tannhauser, right? She'd be way better than Air Groove in every way.Actually haven't tried running a Mambo yet but will do. I still have to fish an S apt anyway.>>548338734Majority of the loss are from Goldship. She won 6 out of 10 lobbies just now. Still a gamble since I need the pump and nsm to proc to guarantee a win.
>>548338705>she gets guaranteed straightaway spurtI'm sorry WHAT?
Don't open, only serious oinkers allowed
>>548338626She looks too much like my mom here, it's kind of turning me off.
>>548338705Spurt is guaranteed, NSM + Bofa on potential, you can actually use Rice's cooldown as third recovery. it's easy to build a 1200/900+3/1000+ with her.
>Remove Rice stupid hat>Her design improves by 1000%Any other Umas like this?
>why are people running Maya hurr durrYeah, because every fucking Uma comes with Go-Home, Uma Stand, a broken unique for Long, 20% Stam 10% Power growth rate right? Fucking retard.
Remember to roll for Manhattan Cafe if you want easier Long sparks~
>>548339061Look at her secret event, it's one of the easier ones in the game
>Remove Bourbon's stupid clothes>Her design improves by 1000%Any other Umas like this?
>>548339069>offFreud has failed you
>>548339064>no spurtit's fucking bleak
>>548339064>no spurtthanks for spoilering gore
>>548338705i refuse to build gold ship and dont have any other end closers
>>54833878015* stam, 2* pow
>19% training actually failsWhen are they going to fix this?
>>548338941
>>548339091
Did a quick career with Mayano after a long time just for the sake of bringing her up to A rank, this is amazing, I'm gonna fatten up her so bad
I'm actually shit at training Gold Ship, I can't even max speed. I'm getting like 900/900/900 or 1000/1000 at my best
>>548339438Are you bringing 3 speeds?
>>548339438add more speed cards
>>548339472Yeah
>>548339520Show us your deck anon
>>548339438tell me about it. I did get a 1200 speed Golshi this morning, but only 750 stam and Creek NEVER FINISHED HER EVENT CHAIN so my 900 power was wasted. It's all so tiresome. Would MLB Kita really make that much of a difference?
>>548339438>>548339520bring 4 + riko + creek
>>548339431Imagine how bigger her top guns would get. (Also, is this the lamest hot ticket event currently in the game... the way it already started there felt like there was little thought put into it)
>>548339120Maya's 20% stam, 10% guts, anon
>>548339369
Digitan LOVE
Are there any medium shoe enthusiast clubs?
>>548339069I want your mom
>Don't have sweepy on deck>She airdrops me SpurtPretty based of her
>>548339853Can I get this random event by chance if I'm already running SR Sweep?
>>548339825WAO
>>548339812You see some medium requests in the D rank beginner clubs that people get railroaded into.
>>548339602I've been switching around the mayano and halo cards with other speeds and what not but Golshi runs are always my worst. Like I did a Teio run the other day that I got 1200/1000 multiple times but I suck at training Golshi
>>548339825Why are you doing this?
Stop that.
>>548339825MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>548339825
>>548339903probably not
In case anyone wants to watch, today's races already startedhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>548339921Maya is really bad for Unity because of her starting friendship. Drop her for a speed card instead.
>>548339921You seriously do not need mayano, its friendship is slowing you down. Put in tazuna or a wit card.
>>548339825god DAMN lady
>>548339825Pocket Jungle needs to be flatter
>>548339163
>>548339825>properly groomed>jungle pocketIts glue
Sloppy blowjob with Spe-chan!
>>548339690>trainee obsessed over (You)>one of the least romantic Hot Ticket Events>not even funnyyeah I like her but it is pretty mid
>>548340024Loves Only You's first foal, Loves Premium, is gonna make his debut in the 6th race I believe. Hope he does well!
>>548339825>porn of ugly girlswhat's the point
>>548340316You take that back.
>>548340185why would a robot get out of breath?
>>548340316True canon is not if uma is cute,its the underages you groomed along the way.
>>548340387that's just the cooling system
>>548340387Bourbon is a cyborg, not a full robot.
>>548340316So that's why Falcon doesn't have an OnlyFans
>>548339825condoms are for cowards
>>548340316The irony is palpable
>>548340482which parts of her are artificial?this is important
>>548339825>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>548340294yup, 6th tokyo raceHe is the current 2nd favorite to win (1st is Basse Terre, sire: Kitasan Black)
Guys I have to go to work can I please get a (You)?
>>548340558her ears
>>548340738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s
kino
why are some of you faggots roleplaying as if these were the farms dropping shit like "moid" and "nonny" last thread? these are the pastures retard dilateuma musume pretty derby
How is Urara the best guts card for 2 years, she has fucking zero initial friendship making her almost unusable
>>548340924>tiny end closer wins
>>548340930your post has so many buzzwords I can't even understand what you are upset about.
>>548340930You use a lot of female lingo for a regular boy.
Fuck Gold Ship
>>548337858yes
>>548340930the fuck you talking about boy
>>548340930
>>548341004imagine how bad are the others
>>548341004bro still doesn't know what TE is
card events are so fucked, what the fuck did they change. it wasn't like this during virgo
>>548341005This boy is very cuteI could start a family with that
>>548340930ume mesueme pwetty derrbee
>Fuck Gold Ship*Enters your post-finals victory concert*
>>548340930huh...?
>>548338626The cutest
>>548339804
>>548340930>dilatethanks for the reminder
>>548340930Calm down nonny, there is no reason to get uppity over some lingo.And no, Taishin is not balding over that area in the red circle.
The innate male fantasy of providing for someone who likes you for who you are...
>>548341286>>548338626Her cutest has really increased with Unity cup. I love her winning poses with her teams.
>>548341087>triple end closerYou're coping
>>548341004Look at all the other guts cards released between her and Orfevre on gametora
I'm so clumsy it makes me want to kms
>>548341234she won't get me in group B
And in the third race...>tfw no long S
nice game you guys got there
>>548340663whats this site? seems pretty useful
>>548341592just clock it bro
December schedule in a few hours? Or 24 hours?
>>548341087Digitan sparks? Do you cope with stat loss for 18* long? (assoooooming)
>>548341541Noooo doto don't kill urself ur so sexy haha
>>548341541Doto would say this
>>548341041>>548341108>>548341160>>548341259i speak retard, hes saying>why are some of you homosexuals masquerading as people utilizing the website known as kiwifarms, through the usage of vernacular such as "moid" and "nonny" in the last set of correspondences. this is 4chan, autist, dilate>uma musume pretty derby
>>548341665NEVEREOS TOMORROW WE ARE DOOMED IT'S OVER
>>548340738>>548340838based
>>548341730Who told you to learn women slang?
>>548341353
>>548341718True.>>548341703Wtf, when did I type this.. because I would say exactly this, to Doto.
>>548341665Sweepy sex
>>548336136>deletedpeople have been posting that one for weeks, and now it's suddenly evil and bad? lol
>>548341936janny probably saw how bad the source is
Ned Eldritch abomination umasgoldship doesn't count
>>548341730>i speak retardyea we know
>>548342005janny was fine with me posting the dober cuckqueen video though, even posting the source for it
>>548341730what's a nonny? Slang for straight male?
>me putting on all kinds of subtle uma merch
Stop posting porn images!Stop saying tranny speak!
what a slut
>>548341493There's no uma in the game I like on pace or front right now>>54834168612* long, my long parents suck so yeah, I'm losing a lot of stats on the blue sparks
>>548342060>janny is a doberfagadds up
>>548341916
>>548342063anonymous, moid is closer to what you said, as moid is just general slang for male used by people on crystal cafe
>>548341730>kf>he lacks critical informationretard president
I'm in despair
How terrible would it be to run an End Runner with a B affinity (in End, obviously)?
I haven't even started cm6 parents, let alone aces yet. We still have a month right?
Trainer went missing. His body turn up in 3 days and he was milked 28 times. If anyone has any information regarding this please contact your local Uma investigators.
>>548342393That just means you're aware of your condition
>>548342439pretty bad since you're likely going to have low wit already this cm
>>548342449Cm6 is next week
>>5483424492 weeks
>>548342393you should try getting dis-pear, it will make you feel better
>>548341746Cheval Grand, now that's a fine boy (female).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxpfFxUMhJM
Post more McQueen lewds.That's all she's good for!
>>548342596>60fps
URA finale feels so lonely after griniding Unity so much...:(
>>548340930>>548342232nonny is a common 4chan name, I see it a lot on greentext fanfic stories
>>548342179
>debut race at Tokyofinally one of these shitters is going to win something
How long until the Japan Cup?
I am still grateful
>>548342660>see thumbnail>think Tazuna is about to get punched>end up in yakuza room insteadEvery time
>>548342838uhh.... umm.... maybe 6 7?
>>548342660what will they do if they find out I'm running it at 240fps?ps: how do you always spot 60fps? can you actually immediately tell the framerate difference or are you using something that shows you the video mediainfo?
>>5483428385 hours and a bit
So pump is actually bad in this cm? What are the core must have skills for endclosers then?
>>5483428385ish hours
>>548342737
Lememe the Japan Cup GOD
>Bourbon is an autistic retard like meWatching this story episode was dreadful holy shit
>>548341624netkeiba
>>548342981Nah it's good, just not mandatory like in the last CM. Gold Ship specifically it's even less useful because of her skill
First Scarlet run, genuinely don’t know how I got a A rating with her
>>548342981straightaway spurt
>50 runs and still no good Long Mejiro Ryan parent>Mejiro Dober cant run long distances so you have to get a Ryan parent before she comes out next month or your lates and ends are brickedI hate this boywhen does the suffering end
>>548342838In about 5 hours! Also a small update to this list, but unfortunately Durezza has been scratched due to illness
>>548342981spurt, nsm, and two recovery skills
fraudrolf SEETHING after losing to Ace.webm
>gold ship's inherited unique is just arbitrarily 0.05 speed instead of 0.15 like 95% of other inherited speed uniquesstupid motherfuckers have to make sure their silly chungus horse is the only one who can actually run end closer huh
>>548342961>what will they do if they find outYou will still die, just more painfully.>how do you always spot 60fps?Experience, simple as. When you've been PC gaming for a long enough time it's pretty easy to tell. Camera movements make it blatantly obvious 99% of the time, animations alone can be a bit tricky, but it's generally still easy to tell.The real skill comes from being able to tell apart 30 vs 40, or 60 vs 120 or more, granted the footage is well and clearly recorded.>are you using something that shows you the video mediainfo?That isn't reliable in the slightest. You can record a game that runs at 30 FPS in 60, meaning each frame gets duplicated, not like the codec gives a shit.
>>548343312ive got an 8 power 4 long ryan if you want
>>548342968>>548342985>>548343314CoolI'm all in on my boy Masquerade Ball
>>548343314Put me down for 10 (You)s on Croix du Nord
>>548343314Durezza withdrawhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/1994896428364435480
>>548343312the only long ryan I got was a guts 1 run where I died to haruten
>>548343314Fraud Du Nord is NEVER winning again
>>548343069Wait he rode vodka???
>>548343314Let's goooo Croix!
>>548343314>illnessthat sucks
>so many parent runs and I still have nothing usableI hate sparks I hate sparks
>>548343609He rode Vodka for her final two races including the Japan Cup win
>>548342150impregnating both of them
>>548343069How the fuck did this midget king became such a godly rider, and why is he so damn beloved even by the japs? Granted he seems to respect them and the culture which is a big up, but damn.
>>548343314How many gaijin horses are there
>>548343681spark rerolling can't come faster...
>>548343762Calandagan is the only invader in the list. Current best rated horse in the world as well.
>>548343735Holy shit Lemaire really is a Japan Cup god
>>548343314I'm putting all of my monies on Struve.
>>548343069Is he riding a horse in this cup?
>frontrunner GOD won by like 4 lengthsas it should be
broke my sleep schedule once againbut at least I'll be able to chat with my fellow (in spirit) americans
>>548343934Yes, he's on Masquerade Ball who won the Tenno Sho Autumn last month and is the #1 favorite for this race
if you don't support croix you're a retarded nigger faggot
>kwab du nord
>>548343314leGOD and Masquerade have this in the bag
>>548343043
>>548344004People are hyping him up to potentially get the senior autumn triple crown
>>548343980The jiggies have destroyed my sleep schedule.
did they increase follower count? i have 101 followers now. or was it always over 100?
>>548344059>a fucking comedy routinethat's going to localize extremely well
I'm not sure if it's a skill issue or bad rng but after 6 borrow runs this is the best Rudolf I got stat wise. I am bringing 8 speed, 8 stam, 8 long sparksI'm considering dropping McQueen for Sakura. Or should I drop Riko?Or should I just git gud and pray for the dream training run?
>>548344124Sorry but the Arima is Regaleira's to win heh
>>548344206Personally, cool as the lememe triple crown would be, I’m hoping for shin emperor to win the cup
>>548343737the mayonnaise prank
Left or right?
I give up, I can't highroll like whales. I'm bringing a second stamina card to cap with and just hoping my power will be enough
>>548343839>enuch horseit's over...
>>548344367Left because right has shitty rice shower
>>548344367Left, but replace one of those literal whos with Scarlet
>>548344367not a pedo or child molester, so left
>kyoto 3rd race is a true debutKINOLET THEM FIGHT
What is this faggot goldship doing up there so early in the race, this retard horse always does whatever the fuck she wants on races, despite being slotted as end closer
>>548344187you should do power cards if youre doing stam sparks and vice versa. its the only way to get 900 power or closemaybe try borrowing rice, using hishi amazon in instead of creek and mcqueen. then add another sr speed card
>>548344367Both
>>548344464Uma stan, you can get it on other end closers too but she has it in her kit.
>>548344367Why can't we have both
>>548344367right has Rice Shower, so left
>>548344464That's a good thing btw
>>548344367Look at Maya's tiny chest bouncing ToT
>>548344113
woah the next race has Demuro vs Lemaire, riding Satono Trinity and I'm in each.
>>548344679No is not, that is not my goldship so is not a good thing
Stop bullying Rice Shower...
>>548344464too forward, but you actually want goldship to be slightly forward for late unique, which allows a speed carryover
>>548344367Rice
I like Creek's two-color braid.
>>548343976zamn
no one likes rice shower
>>548344728that's the tokyo 4th next is kyoto 3rd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEbEm4DMng
TaiSHIT? GoldSHIT? Suck my dick faggot whales, Kikasho belongs to Mejiro
>>548344906granny lovebro love
>>548344113taishin tummy...
Teio's last great victory
Hi /uma/
>>548344959You forgot your desu wa
>>548343980Of courselet's chat all night long
>>548345002cause an international incident
>>548345002Did you run in race #0? If not, why?
>>548345002Bro has infiltrated the race course ANON PLEASE TOUCH LEMAIRE FOR US
>>548344539MARVELOUS
>>548344367love filies
>>548345002let's go mambro
>>548345002Ayyyyyyyy you're back for another event? Gonna upload the final stretch again? Just remember to make it 60 fps, if you feel like it.>>548345049My super cute CF!
>>548345002Mambo
>>548344367>First umaLeft>SecondNeither>ThirdRight>FourthNeither
>>548345002try finding the guy from jp thread that is also there
>>548345002Are you in Mambo, Mambro?
>>548345163>another eventAnon it's the Japan Cup
/uma/ is a Rice Shower general
>>548345106Post some bouncy Marvelous
>>548345275its a mejiro ryan general, actually
Everybody always talks about how much MANT sucks but nobody ever breathes a word about the scenario that comes after that.
>>548336568Drop uma stan. You'd just propel yourself forward and fail to proc the ult.
>>548345002hell yeah mambro
>>548345334both grand scenarios are kinda eh, game gets fun again during l'arc
>>548345334That's because we love Light Hello /here/.
>>548345049nyes!
>>548345002omatsuri mambo
>>548345229>anon from jp is there too Maybe Mambro and JP anon can unite both generals with their marriage…
Sexo with mares
i think i'm gonna actually try building parents for the first time. What sort of skills am i looking to get via support cards? Tail held high, Playtime Over and Straightaway spurt?
>>548345871depends entirely on the position youre building for, or if youre going for generalist parents that are just alright for everyone because they have good basic skills and high sparks
Mejiro Dober is the cutest Mejiro
>>548346012Wrong. I would post her, but I'm afraid of the janny, banning me for posting slightly lewd content.
>>548345790I like this pic
Fuck you taishit. You deserve nothing you moody faggot cunt.>not shown: the 3rd mood down just before
>>548345002nice weather
>>548346141Catbox it
>>548346148torena issue
>w-why are they talking about me...
>>548345334Because everyone stoped playing during MANT
>>548346212I'm not going to catbox a SFW image, that's not part of the joke anyway.
>>548346321Then post the image, bitch.>>548346302She's cute. I like her personality too.
>>548345939oh that is good, i was just going for generalist. Guess that makes it easier and not force me to use shakur for spurt
>>548346218>spend all of my time trying to make her happy>still gets moodyNo I think that's her cunty issue
>>548346280Quality edit>>548346387Nah. Be a horny beggar on /v/ :^)
>>548344697
>>548343681>stop doing parent runs and improve TT>get this shit insteadGod, I hate fucking hags so much.
I think Taishin has the greatest divide between the opinions people have of her. The people liking her, like her a lot, while the people hating him, hate him like hell
>>548346306What are you doing with that water bottle?
>>548344367in the middle between both
Can’t wait for Cafe
>>548343681>trying to do parent runs now when in the future they release a bunch of shit that makes it easy as fuck
>>548346543you're next
>>548346519It was probably McQueen. Or worse, Ryan.
>>548346519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4wt7vLrV3Yhttps://youtu.be/hkq2qia1Bnw?si=-zr5Ip3M4ElVA63C
>>548346536She's an ugly gremlin.
>>548345652nah. fuck JP anons and all those niggers who post the new shiny umas we won't get until 2030
>>548346642Wrong. Try again.>>548346652Lmao. Remember someone posting the first one, 2nd is new.
>>548345334>GrandLivei sure hope you liked this horseracing game for the idols and song practice! otherwise GrandLive will be at best annoying and at worst irritating to you
>>548346630CM8 is also a long so I'm making parents for both
>>548346642>McQueenWhat did she do?! Besides eating all the desserts, that is
>>548346703>>548346728>>548346707needs erect nipples
post it
>>548346707god shut the fuck up indo turd, no one likes you, you will never get your divegrass faggotry back, kys. no one likes your autism or your sad existence
>>548344959Builds? I still thorn between tachyon and mcqueen.
>>548346728everytime I see marvelous in her old racing outfit it makes me sad
>>548346728It's the only reason I'm here, kill all >hype moments and aura CinGray tourists.
>when you try to fuck sleeping almond
>>548346765Be uglyBe moodyLose racesLose her debut raceNot get 3000 fansBe the second worse Mejiro after RyanThink Ryan looks goodEats like a pigKeep showing up in my pulls
>>548346707All Sweepy posters are brown, I have not found a single one of you who isn't a browntoid idiot
>>548346630Yes,in like a year when all CMs are replaced by that other thing they do
Does anyone have the youtube link of Ebayan’s race of the breeder’s cup but edited like it’s an uma musume race?
>>548345334Grand Live is kinda ass, just not as bad as MANT
>>548346905She's built for a french meme, not you
>>548346630might aswell not roll on any banner and wait for the almond banner too right
Is there a way to make an agenda that disregards fans required? It hard to plan out at the start of the run
>>548345002It's a LOT busier than Kyoto wasAlso a fair amount of umamusume fans here (one guy got on the train with one of those transparent pouch bags that had a Cafe and a Tachyon in it) >>548345275I hope my niece likes this Rice Shower turfy
>>548347048You mean you've been rolling this whole time?
>>548347121an ita bag is common for events
>>548346847Tachyon will never proc her unique unless you build TWO fronts
>>548347028https://youtu.be/lMD0lyBH38M?si=kp3idWQxoX4Ozd-D
>>548346969>CMs are replacedIs this a good thing or a bad thing
>>548347121Cute Raisu
>>548346969>CMs are replaced
>>548347121>rice showerI see you hate your niece
>>548347076use the agenda tab itself, then save/load presets. note that you can only do this after you win your debut
who else do i build if i already built topcun and goldshit but don't have taishin or hishi amazon
>>548347210Appreciate it! Always get hyped watching it-thanks
>>548347048surely you haven't bricked your account by rolling on cards that will be useless in 2 years, right anon?
>>548347202Well, I can rent rice with tachyon. I can't with mcqueen because she doesn't reach cap even with Biko rent. No bonus speed is rough to train. There's daiwa but I don't feel like training her.
>>548346969ngl LoH is a much better system compared to CM
>>548346961>Be ugly>Be moody>Lose races>Think Ryan looks good>Eats like a pigI relate to this so hard
>>548347121Good uncle
>>548347392roll a nice nature then take a break bwo
So, did they remove the acupuncturist event in Unity? I havent seen her in a single run
>>548335983>1* speedThis is so tiresome...
>>548347321>>548347474Yeah in a way.>>548347474Tell us more, JP time traveller.
>>548347595oink oink piggy pigger
>>548347610Is he a buddhist monk? I see a holy symbol inside the red sun
>>548346525
>>548347716???Never spent retard
>>548347723Its a veteran uma trainer, obviously.So how does League of Heroes of how its called work in JP? I do know second Taurus/Gemini is around the CM end point.
ASS Wonder
>>548347392pace angling scarlet
>>548347773>mlb kitasan sweep creek>never spentlmao okay pigger, whatever makes you cope, fag
>>548346707>sweep toshit>dogshit opinionsNo surprises
>>548347593I got her like once during unity
>>548347753The tail just on there is freaky.
>>548347716>Nearly 6 months and he doesn't have an MLB KitasanOh nonononononono
shichi
>>548347610>JP time travelleri only played on jp release till before aoharu and then across GrandMasters till L'arc.League of Heroes works similar to TT where you want to win but also activate skills a lot. You rise up in ranks Bronze5 ->4 till Bronze 1 then go to the next Rank of Silver5 and so on. You get matched with opponents of your rank, meaning you can queue very late and mostly avoid the whales that already spent their runs. You get title rewards for placing rather high in platinum which evolves depending on how often that title uma won in LoH before. It has amazing soundtrack aswell. I also recall there being a global global final round of like the absolute bestest umas on the server that people could vote on for fun and a climactic whale on whale battle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhh2bDFuNtI
https://twitter.com/toriga_naku/status/1994688962917781543owes me sex>>548347917>So how does League of Heroes of how its called work in JP?12 man races, 6 NPCs 3v3 but wins get you rating points.
>>548347512i heard that debuffers don't work in libra
>>548347610CMs still happen alongside LoH though, they never stopped doing them
>>548347993Tell them to turn around, Digitan also want to simp at Raisu
>>548348032>he thinks everyone started playing his autistic mobile gay for tranny faggots the same day as himgrimtouch grass
mmmm yummy
/Uma/ Club will have 2 spots, maybe 3 (but also maybe just 1). As always, you can reply with ID to reserve a spot. I will cook up some quirky recruitment image later. (Only S-tier numbers are required, but it’s nice if you can help the S+ efforts). Christmas event will be the biggest participation reward of carats yet for those that care about that (the club is friendly and cool though, and that’s worth way more)>>548330201>>548336402Reserve anon(s)
>>548347960Your LD player multi instance reroll, some anon told us how to do it you fucking retardI only got LB1 during creek banner but game keep giving me creek with free random SSR and manage to MLB during half anni selector
>>548347993Rice shower franchiseRice shower general
>>548348081Why are people saying you cannot get double platted for half the CMs? Or tripple platted for that matter.
>>548347991mommiesI had to break a game from the game when I had some strange ass dream where me and Maruzensky burned a school down.
>>548347753
>>548348141AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
I've just lost the first unity race 5 times in a row in a mayano run. I insta give up when it happens but my TP refills are actually getting low...
>>548348164It's because they only go through the zodiac names for CMs twice. After the 2nd round they switched to generic names like "CLASSIC" or "MILE"
>>548348120
>>548348046> evolves depending on how often that title uma won in LoH beforeThe exact same uma or her new scenario successors?
>>548348179*take a break from the gameOh no, getting horseborne brain problems again
>>548348120>Game is for trannys faggots and autists>Posts hereI got bad news for you
It truly is indotard hours
>>548348120>all these buzzwordsplease go back
>>548348164zodiac signs get replaced with standard: Sprint, Mile, Classic, Long, Dirt
MLB R Riko + MLB Rice borroworLB1 Rice + MLB Riko borrow?The free rolls were pretty shit so I didn't bother sparking
>>548348287successors aswell it's like the fancount titles afaik. I'm pretty sure you decide which of the 3 umas you used gets it aswell
>>548346838quite the projection, how about you reread before you post your ptsd-fueled hatemail in the thread
>>548348046>absolute bestest umas on the server >climactic whale on whale battle.Absolutely diabolical
>>548348161You will always be a paypigHe will always be rightUntil he has to dumpster dive for food (you lose if you spend) and needs to walk away from the computerDecember will make a lot more paypigs according to that unlucky retard
MANT looks fun as fuck, I honestly can't wait.
>>548348120so true BAsister
>>548348442Rice is very shit if not MLB'd so the former.
guys my danchou is like really freaking cute
>>548348376I get hard when I see Amiya Vega.
cute
>>548348461from what i saw in the recent jp LoH said whalefinale was everyone using the same 2 umas
>>548348496>40+ race slog>your favorite umas screaming in agony while you stuff them with energy drinks and recreational mood drugs so they can race more
>>548348376you're fighting a mirror, anon, wake up
>>548348560Wish my club was more interactive
>>548348697Indotard triggered, you niggas are so obvious
>>548348672Oh. Which ones were they? Got footage of it please?
>>548348560cute ojisan
American Pharoah's daughter is debuting next
>>548344438>barely any invaders>even if they get some, it's a gelding The JRA is trying to hype him with the odds to entice other gaijins, yet they gave him a bad gate.The Japan Cup is pretty much doomed as an international G1. Breeder's Cup Turf, Hong Kong and Dubai are close to it and they're much better for a neutral ground, so raiders flock to those instead.
>>548348560Rice trainers are the friendliest
>danchou matches my urara message with his own I will go to hell for my danchou
>>548348482Kitasan and Creek and Fine Motion 3LB to MLB are the most f2p cards of choice and should be expected. Any other non free SSR MLB on year 1 are the one he should be accusing of paypigging. Our resident schizo should at least learn the basics.
>>548348860has to be egyptian mau rightkino
I'm so tired of being speedlet...No Kitasan... no Sweep... no Halo... I'm going all in on Kita rerun...
>>548348560>no one repliedyou niggers don't deserve him
>>548348046Does this new mode get it's own MV like Ms. Victoria for CM for the absolute best?
>>548348560>>548348836>>548348890indo tard posters get out
>>548348692Uma Musume love running.
>>548348815nvm it was 3: Onsen Transcend, Parade Falcon and Espoir. It was dirt and yes everyone was Front. Don't have a video though
>>548348926yup
uh oh melty
>>548348907
>>548348983uh oh self-hating indo melty
umm sumimasen but how many hours until the Japan Cup? 25~26?
>>548345163I did 4k60 and the filesize was fuckhuge as expected, will 1080p60 suffice?
If Tracen is the best of the best of Japan, how did Urara get in?
>>5483490863 and a half.
>>548348992>MANT
>>548348560Why are Rice Shower danchous so unhinged
>>548349132the never give up spirit is more important than straight results
>>5483490864 hours
>>548348907I don't like the implication of the stickerit implies that you're in a good state of mindor insane, can be both waysso I'm the only one who doesn't do itsovless but I'm tired of faking everything
>>548349145 >>548349227guess I'm going to sleep
>>548348860I can't tell if the things referenced in JP racehorse names have been getting more esoteric or if they've always been this esoteric
>>548348973yes there is a song once you get into Platinum i think which is the same trigger for the title thing. I don't think the megawhale winner gets anything beyond carats or so.
Pace or Late Super Creek?
You know what I really want?Umas love running, right? Not all umas are in races, right? Not all umas can be good girls, right?I want a manga of criminal umas and an uma police force to deal with them. I wanna see umas doing equestrian practice for hopping hedges and shit trying to catch umas fleeing the police.
>>548349320pace her unique doesn't work outside of pace.
>>548349132>If Tracen is the best of the best of Japanthe most popular*
>533k retention lineThis might hit 540k tomorrow.
>>548349393>super athletes>they are built like pears?
>>548349320Pace
>>548348928these fatfucks are kinda cute
>same stam requirements as a track 200m longerhmmmm nyoooticing
>>548348878geldings are the only ones who are even interested in the big purse, and the only thing the JRA knows how to do to attract anyone is to make the purse even bigger. western owners don't give a single shit about anything in the world other than stud value, breeders don't value japan cup wins, and the race is abnormal enough that the odds of losing and scuffing your horse's pretty record are too high.
>>548348860nice spurt to win the race
>>548349475fantasy muscles with ultra density
EQYPTIAN MAU WON VIA THE BIG NIGE STYLE
>>548348860She won
>>548349551yeah retard I posted about this earlier, you are just copying me now for clout
>>548349479They're AI generated
>>548349551>different balance patch and downhill mechanic
>>548349627Based
>>548348860Is she considered a jap horse? How does it work
I love Hishi AkebonoShe's so goddamn cute
>>548349714yeah? post your Long Akebono
tiwed but don't want to miss the japan cup...does anyone have the usual kick link then I'll bookmark and watch the vod when I wake up
>>548349714no she isn't
>>548349259I once put up a Good morning urara and dirt shoes request while driving in the highway going home and almost killed an insane homeless person running at the shoulder
>>548349475runners aren't very muscular even in the real world
>>548349627>American Pharoah could theoretically become Sunday Silence 2.0
/uma/ seems to be on its period today, throwing fits at the most harmless posts
>>548349637
>>548348560What a hero
>>548349886That’s what the JRA is hoping for when they leased American Pharaoh
>>548349697conceived in america while both of her parents were there, but her mom was brought over to japan while pregnant with her, so she's considered japanese
>>548349697>breeder: Northern Farm Yes she is considered a JP horse, to my knowledge the nationality of a horse follows Jus soli so the place of birth is what dictates it>>548349886we can start thinking about that if he ever reaches the 1/10 of Sundayman's sucess, he is still far from that
Tokyo 6R has Loves Only You's first foal debuting, along with an anticipated Kita foal and a Gold Ship foal
>>548349697Born in Japan? You're a jap horse. Back in the dark ages, you had to be conceived in Japan to be a jap horse, which screwed over Maruzensky.
>>548348939im the only one who doesthese other toreinas are only in it for the shoes......
>>548349950*slaps you*
I only ask for shoesI never donate
>>548350196*parries*
>>548349132>いつでも連戦連敗……。 才能はないが、決してくじけないウマ娘。 故郷の高知で走っていたが、もっとワクワクしたいと思い、トレセン学園転入を目指す。 試験はボロボロだったが、持ち前の明るさで面接入学を果たした。 ウマ娘たちを元気づける愛されムードメーカー。
>>548349886Hopefully, but it can't be understated how dominant Sunday's kids were even at 2 yrs old so it's unlikely he'll reach that heights.American Pharaoh reduces the risk of inbreeding at least. JP breeders are pretty much breeding their horses with 3x3, 3x4 and 4x4 Sunday Silence at this point.
>>548349819Long Akebono is longhttps://files.catbox.moe/zr3ly5.jpg>>548349835Yes she is
>>548349637yes, and?
>>548350371*slaps Mcqueen
>>548350449Akebono Sexo
https://img.2chan.net/b/res/1377678068.htm
>>548350173UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TICKEZO ANON IS SO KIND TO DANCHOU
FUCK TRAINING MAYANO. FUCK HER RANDOM MOOD DOWN EVENT, FUCK HER STAT GROWTHS AND FUCK THE BAD RNG SHE BRINGS EVERY FUCKING RUN. I'M RUNNING THIS PIECE OF SHIT AS IT IS AND I'LL RATHER FOCUS ON BUILDING GOLSHI AND CAFE
>>548350449>Skirt hides her panties so no lewdBlessed image for my collection, thank you.I love my giant wife.
>>548350741that's not enough stamina
>>548350034>>548350439>American PharaohYou better put some respect on his name and spell it correctly
>high roll run>no long S or turf Sthis shit ass game
Is Umastan gaslight?
>you keep abusing me because you love me, right?????
>>548349342
>>548350741That actually looks pretty good anon.
>>548350848>essentialgaslight>good to haveyeppers
>>548350848no if you don't get it you will lose 90% of the time versus a Gold Ship that has it
>calls it a high roll run when he doesn't even have Long Straightaways, Long Corners, End Straightaways, End Corners, Professor of Curvature, and Beeline Burst
>>548350804I don't care. She can proc the 2 golds or die. I'm not wasting any more time on this piece of shit uma
>>548350854McQueen I put you on a non sweet diet for a week this is not abuse
>>548350434she's the school sanctioned pet
30 mins until Loves Only You's first kid debut
>>548351005No, I mean you can proc all your recoveries and still die
>>548351050"Diet" is Die with a t added.
This Super Creek career is absolute perfection!I am a good trainer!
>>548350857
>>548348059Titties...
first rate sex with my first rate uma wife
>>5483510811st fav is kitasan kid too, this will be good race
>>548351106Is it abuse if I have a slice of cake in front of McQueen while she’s forced to maintain her calorie intake?
>>548351173why is your hand black?
>>548351219No, you earned it. She didn't.
>>548351173interesting...
>>548351219she will eat you instead
>>548351225I've been working out
>>548350926but witgod said umastan is too expensive and better to have long straightaway and endcloser straightaway
>>548351173Why are you brown?
>>548351350bwo your hint books?
>>548348890don't believe this anon, we are all shittalking and plotting fake drama on the ricecord
>>548345334the thing with GL is that it's even more RNG than Aoharu or any other scenario that came before or after. every run is a gamble of rainbows, aptitudes, songs, winning the concerts, and most likely other stuff I'm forgetting. it's like 10 layers deep
>>548350741Congratulations bro see you in the concerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFd3Wy8YcFo
>>548351350they have the same effect but umastan activates exactly where you need it to instead of being random
>>548351162
>Main career goes great while I'm failing Unity Cupor>Unity is piss easy while I'm jobbing the main careerwhy can't I do great in both
>>548350804>>548351090That is more than enough stamina you gaslighting nigger>>548350741Use https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1szxZELSMvEkpmo6GVTAREmZ8KJ-vg_5g0nIuADXPQJs/edit?gid=0#gid=0This Mayano is a platinum winner easily
>>548351332And that's why she needs a diet. Fucking fatass.
>>548351461I know it's you, Curren
>failed a 15% triple speed rainbow at the very last turn>Don't Over Do ItI fucking hate Taish*n so much. She keeps finding new ways to disappoint me like a red headed stepchild.
>>548351679>request accessretard
>>548351570
>>548351736Not my problem, poorfag browntoid
dead threadhorses became glue
>>548350741>complains about that monster Mayano>meanwhile I can't get S/S/S, much less SS+/S/SEXPLODE
>>5483522314 spd 1 stam riko can get you ss+/s/s
>>548352218theres a huge happening on ricecord bwo, someone (CURREN) leaked the logs
>>548351765
For a 0% speed growth uma is Kita, Bakushin, and Sweep the best choice here?
>>548352231Sorry bro, I used about 50 toughness and that was my best run, which says a lot. You cant even use this >>548352338 cause she has 0 power growth. The only good thing is that her secret event is the hardest to fuck up so you're pretty much guaranteed spurt.
>>548352338What blue sparks did you use here?
Give me back 5 borrowsWhy the hell was that just temporary
10 minutes
>>548352658Don't be greedy now, you get a taste of power and now you want everything?
>>548352414
>>548352629grabbable
What am I pulling for?
>>548352830Halloween Rice
>>548348560>>548348890rice fags are racist as hell and probably brown
AIEEEE
>>548352830My dick
>>548352830mummy mommy
>>548352875what countries are these brown people from?
>>5483490914k30 is plenty as well, it's not like the camera movement will be super wild or anything. End of the day you're the uploader, so do whatever you thinks best!
>>548352830we are all saving for cheerleader king halo and nice nature
>>548352830Nishino Flower
>rapes you and your wife in Libra
I'm outside should I do it?
sup /uma/ club torena g heremy turd world shithole got flooded and my city shut down for 1 week+ (see waa (dot) ai (slash) VzKE )I can't even touch the game and watch my CM finalsunlucky I guess
>>548352764YESI need more power
>>548353132>jobs to my hotwife Daiwa Scarletlol
>>548352338So this is what anons mean when they say playing with 3LB/MLB Kita is a different game. Pic related is my deck, and it's not bad, but I have one (1) copy of R Riko, no SSR Riko, no Rice, 0lb Kita, 1lb Creek. Stats are hard to get, and low-rolling Aoharu feels a lot worse than low-rolling URA. At least with URA you can spam training facilities and force SS speed by career end.
Can someone post that chart of the horses and their uma parents for The Japan Cup so I know who to bet my house on? Thanks.
>>548353172Threaten to firebomb them if they don't do Teio bride alt
what happened to Love's premium?
Considering next year Cygames Pictures is busy with Kagurabachi and Chiikawa, and I can never imagine Cygames dumb enough to give their most prized franchise Uma to the B team, I can see we're getting S4 from the same studio as S2 and S3
>>548353296>>548343314
Is it wrong to want to impregnate Rice Shower?
>>548353172...do what? yesbut don't be a nigger
>>5483533512 minutes
>>548353361I need this with cheerleader naughty nature.
>>548353361lmao is that where this image comes from
>>548353384probably, but I can't judge too harshly because I want to impregnate Mayano and Mcqueen, they make me crazy. Raisu doesn't, for some odd reason, despite her body being practically the same.
>>548353172Put a threatening note about wanting 5 borrows with a crucified plush at the front door
>>548353361I can see Satono Diamond giving me a rimjob while stroking me off
>>548353483Starting!
>>548353351get in
>>548353593AAAIEEE WHERE CAN I WATCH
>>548351679>request access
>>548353184sucks to be brown
>>548353610https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>548353296Seeing many non uma fans gaijins in xitter cheering for Danon Decile because of Cesario
The lack of 5 borrows completely killed the game for me. My nonborrow runs feel so useless
>>548353723Cute eyesCute bellybutton
>>54835259017* stam>>548352557You can still get a respectable amount of power without growth on it. I used 16* stamina for this McQueen. With a better run and more power bursts instead of stamina, S power sounds doable
>>548353314cute
>>548353624https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0
GO LUCKY WON W000000000000TTTTTTTT
Loves Premium jobbed...
>Loves Premium didn't even placeRESTART THE RUNRESTART THE RUN
Lememe did it again
1-2 finish for kita spawns it seems
>1-2 are kitasan kid
>>548353869Thank you
ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK ALARM CLOCK
More like Loves Bargin Bin lmao
Kitasan.... won....
>Kita spawns placed >loves premium got fucked Oh nyo…
>>548353184is that why cicak hasn't been subbing anything lately
is it over
>>548353854>Alright then… let’s go for round two!what did she mean by this?
That makes the final debut of the first foals of the 2019 mares in uma. Only Chrono's kid (Bereshit) was able to win his debut race out of the four of them it seems.
>>548353361there won't be a season 4
>>548353869nta but I appreciate that, anon. One question: Does that calculator take full spurt into account? eg on that example, it said 711 stamina was 'enough' but does that mean you just won't gas out?
Kitasan wins lol
Lefrog need to be nerfed
I hate that whore Kitasan so much, I wish Duramente raped her
>>548354130Umapyoi obviously
>>548344187
>>548354228Even if he does get nerfed, he got with enough jp chicks that there will be more Lememe jockeys running around in twenty years
>>548353483I mean the top 2 finishers are also top 2 faves, Go Lucky got that Lememe buff
>>548354130
>>548353629>>548354070yes every SEAniggers got shitted on by mother naturehope /uma/ club danchud notices this
>>548354161Bereshit's debut was pretty funny too, he stumbled at the start but still was able to catch up and win the racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMYn2Qb25Zc
Masquerade Ball will remind themKitasan fags will be quiet
>>548354305does she have inflated tits here or is that just her shirt
>>548354369Need this slutty skin.
>>548354369they're gonna turn Lememe into the Sunday Silence of jockeys...
>>548351519so fun to play, misery incarnate for aces
>>548354607Nature isn't a slut
Is japan cup still on, did i miss it
>>548354601Shirt folded up, artist is hahakigi
Official illustration for this year's Japan Cup. Needs Contrail in it.
>>5483547293 hours 10 minutes
>>548354305yeppers
>>548354817Thanks
>>548335983Who is this slut
>>548354781Ai-chan SEX
This is my first time getting her fatass event after 50+ careers with her
>>548354472>>548353184What country got BTFO
>>548354912An ugly donkey boy loved by an ugly cake eating shithead.
>>548354771sexthank you
anons like to say events take too long but I didn't even use the exp * 2...
>>548354975what is the percentage of failing that one?
>>548353172Anon it's fucking noon where are you>>548353660All in on Seiun Hades because the Café-Chan kid with the worst odds
>>548354168You can tell the calculator to take into account rushed states and failed recovery procs to see if you gas out in that case
>>548351350more like fraudgod
>>548351350I don't trust anyone that can lose to someone from /uma/
>>548354982indognesia
>>548355042I assume same as Oguri's (30% ish?)
>>548355026because you dont need to use the cards to get the bonuses anymore...
466 speed before entering Classic year, holy BAKUSHIN, I don't think I've ever gotten this high this early
>make debut race >horse nearly stumbled into the rail Oh boy these horseys are new
Why did durezza scratch? Horse got injured during training?
>>548353384catbox this, the art is nice. Unless its some fetish stuff.
>>548355242got sick iirc
>>548355026Total chinkbot victory
>>548355168Does that mean we shouldn't trust each other since there's a chance we've lost to /uma/ in our CMs?
>>548355242They pulled him out because they noticed he had an inflamed tendon
>>548355289It's AI slop retard
>>548355332>Does that mean we shouldn't trust each otheryou should've learned this immediately
>>548355365that does not look like aislop, and if it is, they put effort into it you obnoxious faggot. kys, idgaf.
Where do I sign up for the Curren offpako?
>>548355332There's 0% chance I lost a Finals to some shitter from /uma/
Tazuna is a lot hotter than these Umas.
>>548352790I liked this one
>>548355365It’s by shiwu, so not ai>>548355289Here you go https://files.catbox.moe/7xxth1.jpeg
>>548355535NTAs but shiwudesu is the artist by the looks of it
>>548354781This year's Yasuda Kinen is still my fave
>>548355365NTA, but I dgas.>>548353384Second on the catbox request.
>>548355548That you know of.
>>548351173>https://files.catbox.moe/7xxth1.jpegWhy is she scowling at you?
>>548355681>the John Kpop artist still hasn't fucked off yetunfortunate
I need Seeking the Pearland Cheerleader NNand Mr CBand Darling Tactand that other girl that looks like a boy
Is there a an infographic for the next CM that is factual actual and not gaslighted?
>>548355924yes
>>548355681no nigga has a dick that bigporn warped your mind nigga
>>548354683
>>548355898Cheval Grand?
danchou... i'm still out of state with family for thanksgiving weekend.. please don't kill me for missing 2-4 days
>>548355623
>>548355681Why are women like this
>>548356013Who said anything about the dick size being realistic?>>548355332/uma/ is less than 1% of the player base, so even if we are over represented in A finals you're highly unlikely to face one of us.
>>548353660I want Croix to win because I feel bad for him wasting most of his classic year on France, but I also want Duramente to keep mogging the kitaspawn.
>>548355210is this how normal bakushin runs go??these are stupendous levels of speed
>>548356096Yea that one.
I begin to see why umafags eventually oink out. I'm f2poor, and will get MLB Kita on the rerun, then triple-spark the Maru Speed SSR and double-spark the Tachyon Speed SSR, but that will basically take all the gibs. In the meantime>Cafe>Tamamo Cross>Dober>Kawakami>Mejiro Ardan>Kitasan>Mambo>Dianot to mention already having missed Brian, Gold City, Bourbon, etc.I haven't pulled for umas since August AND IT FUCKING SUCKS>no Sky>no Maru>no Rudolf>no Bourbon>no Falco>no Oguri
>>548355882just send more fake DMCAs
who thinks we'll actually get another Cingray episode tomorrow? It's been delayed twice in a row now, surely they'll go for 3?
>>548352658
>>548356405
>>548356476
>>548356119That's my carrot
>>548355623>>548356345holy FUCK those are cute
>>548355548I finally get the context for this meme. Imagine being a non black guy yelling the N word in Jamaica (black country) that's like asking for death sentence.
>>548356587I want to slap her belly until she cries.
>>548356543MOREPLS MOARRRR
>>548356587>somehow >someway >goldship is there to take a picture to blackmail mcqueen
>>548356587raspberries!
>>548356192
>>548356587mark her
>>548356830
Are inherited Nemesis and Anchors Aweigh worth taking with Rudolf?
>>548356317>f2poor>triple spark the Maru Speed SSR>having none of the good front umaswhat are you even doing
Playing tic tac toe on McQueen's forehead with goldship!
Is umapyoi with umas dangerous?
Is speed star worth anything? I have some left over after getting the required skills and was wondering if I should go with it and a single green or spend the rest on greens.
>>548357073Don't know about Nemesis but inherited AA is doodoo
>>548357262theyre making more animations?
i have to do it for the funny number
Any streams for Japan Cup?
>>548356587something about McQueen makes me want to ruffle her ojou-sama feathersgod I love ojous so much
>>548357256Not really, umas are gentle when it comes to lovey dovey babymaking
>>54835736467 69?
>>548357073anchors aweigh is one of the worst inherits in the game and even taishin doesn't really get anything out of nemesis
>>548357364heh...
>>548357364I believe
>>548355882I hate his dramatic whiny ass I really wanted him and his chink gacha crowd to go for good. His shit is giga cringe even if you're into Tore Uma.
>>548356317Don't listen to this guy.I'm also a F2P but instead of complaining, I played from day 1, got my MLB kitasan in the 1st banner and rolled for the good umas. Now I'm sitting on 45k carats waiting for Cafe.This was totally a skill issue from your end
>>548357549owari da
>>548357364>69That's cute, maruzenskyEveryone knows 67 is the funny number now
>>548357406>>548353647
>>548356317Uma is the most jewish whalege Cygames shat out nyes. even Grubble gives out those uncap gems/sls more frequently.
I hate Special Week.
>>548357549I didn't believe hard enough...
>>548357621shutup homopenis
>>548356587Cute
>>548357621>that many 4*why are whales so stupid? Your larping is always so easily found out
>>548357354>>548357536Thanks. They give me double circle inheritance and I can gamble Pump from a grandparent but I don't know if I am potentially screwing myself out of a good inherited special skill.
>>548357129I have Silence Suzuka, that's why I'm MLB'ing the Maru Speed card she's my favorite
>>548357513>>548357705>>548357549what the fuck is 67
>>548357752Nah that's still Grub for having limiteds
>>548357742I'm fucking blind. Thanks.
>>548356317Eventually you will get lucky on one of those support banners and save a spark for the umas, eventually....
>>548357780Really?
>>548357875code number for trans rights
>>548357445everyone loves ojou-samas
>>548357875Fail Gitler
>>548357987Yes really.I got her summer alt instead of Mommazenky so I hate her.
>when I post cropped porn I get jannied>when THEY do it its fineOH I SEE HOW IT IS
>>548357987I love Spechan
>>548358181
>>548357987Spe love
>>548357954I do already have my oshi, so that helps, and I will have enough to spark or double-spark the all-uma banner in February, depending on how lucky I get with Kita. I just gotta be patient and hoard hoard hoard. I started playing on July 25, and spent the first week just doing oshi runs (and failing) before I discovered /uma/. If I'd been a Day 1 player on /uma/ I would have rerolled for Kitasan, most likely.
>>548357364last training of the run2% to fail, +80speed
>>548357875
>>548358098But summer Special Week is cute.
>>548358529awful designCUTEterrible designCUTE
Any A or B+ clubs opening after monthly reset?
I'll never stop loving spe
>>548358629Gran is cute tho
>>548358529I really like the race gear design of Bouquet
i really like some of the goofy animation intros they have for these races
That was cute-regarela(sp?) was number one in votes for the Arima Kinen
>>548358529Chrono the only one with a winning kid so far…
>>548358806Yes, people are rooting for her to win it a second year since she won it last year
>>548358529Bereshit inherited the Genesis Factor from his mom it seems…
would this even be a good ace for CM6?no long S no 1k+ stam or power no NSM
>>5483593583 golds 1 white with 442 guts behind 900 stam should be fine, i dont think she'll die just be slow
>>548359358>Would this insane amount of gold even work with that wit and the rest?fuck you think?
>>548359512I dunno, why the fuck do you think I'm asking?
>>548358181lmao~
>>548359358could use more power but otherwise it's okay
I don't get it, what the fuck does 67 mean?
>>548359641Because 6 7 8, get it?
>>548359641same as 69, nothing, it lost all meaning and is just a meme for the sake of being one
>>548359761>same as 69, nothingpoor you
>>548359641The lack of an answer is the jokeIt's gen alpha's first anti joke>>548359761You maroon. 69 references a sex position. That's why it's called the funny sex number
>>548354781This or anything Japan Cup related for the next OP please
>>548359641It's unironically just a zoomer meme, there isn't much to it
>>5483596416 x 7 = 42
6
>>548359898>>548359885do you really think everyone thinks about two people sucking eachother everytime they say "nice" or is the number itself the memeif everyone forgot it ever meant a sex position, would the reaction to the number change? obviously not, dummy
>>548358692Love Spe and her daughters
>>548360060People say nice because it references sexHonestly, how old are you?
SIX SEVEN
>>548360021million
>>548360118this is scary
Is Shadow Break good? It can either be a midrace position skill or a late race speed up but does it matter that it's random?
>>548360135please stop being intentionally retarded or at least stop replying to me with your stupid takes
>>548359935Use the mambro image
>>548360060nta, but of course whenever anyone says "nice" to 69 you immediately know that it's referencing the sex position. 67 is literally meaningless.
>>548360237You forgot your Ogurin pic
>>548360193No.The only skills that matter are Triumphant pump and Shooting for Victory.
>>548353647is there an official english stream since it's an international G1 or are we SOL?
>>548360350>>548360350>>548360350
>>548360060>>548360193as the young ones say, just take the L bro
>see if /sp/ has a thread on the Cup>not any horseracing threads at allDo they not consider it a sport on that board?
>waste a ticket on support banner because why not and say kitasan>book has rainbow cover>please be kitasan>its special chudfuck this gay ass horse
>>548360397horseracing got booted off the board at some point
>>548360502Where do people go for it now?
>>548360397Well it's not really a sport is it?
>>548360060you are underage
>>548360587it is for the jockeys... and the trainers...and the spectators... and the horses...
>>548360587Yes?
>>548335983Lovely OP image.
