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Teio!
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Would Helios and Palmer understand what 67 means?
>>548360350Mejiro Palmer and Daitaku Helios were both born in 1987They would be core millennials if they were humies
how long until Japan Cup? Did I miss it?
Realistically talking guys... Who should I bet?My head says Masquerade Ball but my heart Shin Emperor
someone lost this hag? go back to turf queefs pls
>>548360748about 2 hours
Start a family
I rolled a 3* horse. Realistically, there's nothing stopping me from dumping all my statues to get her to 4* right
>>548360769I would bet Masquerade Ball just because of the autumn crown attempt
>>548360498Cute
>>548360859The only real question is: do you like the horse?
>>548360859No point unless you really like and plan to play them a lot or use them as a parent (higher stars higher chance of rolling higher green spark)
>>5483608594* doesn't do a lot. If you still have 1* or 2* umas that would provide more benefit.
>>548360498Your uma ruins your career as a trainer after kissing you in front of everyone in the racecourse after winning the race.
I wanna pull for the Kitasan banner already, the wait is killing me I need the dopamine
>>548361036not fucking clicking on this, sorry Kingu you're on your own
FUCK the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup All my homies hate the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup
So this is the best goldshi so far. Parents are 12* PWR and 7* Long. Roast me or give me advice to improve my shitty statline. Appreciated either way.
>>548360350Japan Cup anchor post, starting in about 3 hours or so. There are a bunch of races going on before the actual G1 as well right now. Durezza had to withdraw due to an inflamed tendon unfortunately Stream link:https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>548361036wow, that game is jurassic in Internet age. Completely forgot about it. I remember showing it to a teacher during lab class and she sent me to the principal
>>548361020Realistically, this probably happens a lot in the Uma universe. Just have a prewritten press statement about her getting carried away and everyone agrees to pretend like they don't know you're fucking your uma
Is it GUTS or DPEED? I don't get Unity cupSPD seems good but Guts has a bunch of orange arrows but I don't know how important those are.
>>548360580That's Cafe and Tachyon.
>>548361186It's looking fucking hopeless. 1090+S is at least better than 1200+A so I don't blame you for settling there if that's what you're working with
>>548361020I mean it's pretty encouraged like in Creek's career where everyone literally already calls you a married couple
>>548361441Yeah? And who is the one you posted?
>>548361327uoh after race mating press at tracen hotel
>>548360580Palmer: wouldn't understand.Helios: also wouldn't understand but pretend she doesMaruzensky: would start spouting it two years later
Croix better redeem itself.
Digitan LOVE
>>548361235>durezza is outFUCKK
>>548361247It can't be that long ago that it was around. I consider dial up where you couldn't use the phone at the same time as the internet to be Jurassic. That jump scare game is relatively new.
>>548361186Not much you can do with that deck but roll higher especially with all power inherit. you'll need to greed for stam more.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>548361182its scarier than you can even imagine
>>548361393i would go sped
>>548361235Nord Vs Ball
>>548361569I don't know who they are
>>548361552go to bed maruzensky your old bones can't handle staying up this late anymore
>>548361569LeGOD is the GOD of the Japan Cup
>>548361552The jumpscare game can probably drink anywhere in the world, even faggot amurica
>>548361659lurk moar
>>548361393arrows are not that important at this point, go with the rainbow
>>548361651it'll be their fourth race together, they are considered actual rivals
just remade my Gold Ship with better stats, should I get>It's On!or>ramp up + long straights 1 + long corners 1or >option 2 but with firm conditions 2 + maverick 1 instead of ramp up
>>548360892Yes>>548360989I'm playing JP if it means anything, pretty much all of the 1* or 2* are 4* or 5* at this point. >>548360959I do plan on using her a lot I guess.
The uma to horse racing pipeline is real except I've been ingrained with it since I was a child because my parents loved watching horse races and betting on them frequently. They don't do it anymore so now its my turn to carry the mantle and go wild over real umas racing.
>>548361186on second thought if you plan to run again maybe try swapping out taishin for your lb silence suz
>>548361182You can have the original version then.
>>548361731This collage pisses me offThe left posts are referencing a post number that you don't see until you go down to the bottom of the second column of posts
>>548361849I hate that she's beautiful and I love the hand on her hip animation but she's such moody garbage.
>>548361036goddamn that's old. I think I first found it....23 years ago? fuck I'm getting old
>>548361928All the best umamusume have mommy issues
>>548361247>I remember showing it to a teacher during lab class and she sent me to the principalholy based anon, God bless you
>>548361998do i brick my account pulling for ayabe or should I wait for the alt?
>>548361634>>548361758Thank you for you're council
>>548361665>>548361734>>548361942>The Maze, better known colloquially as Scary Maze Game, is a 2004 horror Flash gameNo...
>>548361928She's an abusive victim who acts tough but has a massive heart
>>548361235A shame, but I believe in the blood of Air Groove and Lememe is well Lememe.
>>548362165>off by 2 years they do say those sorts of mistakes are the first sign of dementia
>>548361849why is king dressing like that in what appears to be a classroom? that's not very first-rate...>>548361247kek
If you missed it, JGSDF performed the 2nd op of Cinderella Greyhttps://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1994965015846441413?s=20
>>548362129missing a fine motion rerun is not brick tier unless you already have her at like LB0 or 1, be faithful to your uma and pull for her
>>548360350WEI~
>>548362303Faster.
>wanna make 3 placeholder horses for cm6 before bothering with actual aces>keep making 12k horses 3 days in a rowholy fuck im washed
>>548361734it actually is in fact old enough to drink in the US
>>548361674>>548361569Why does one of them look like a French Mr. Bean?
>>548362563>why does a european look like a european
>>548362653No I mean why does he specifically look like that, I know plenty of French that don't.
>>548362682that guy looks quite french to me
I failed right at the URA finale after clearing the Unity Cup... I don't know know what I am doing in this game
>>548362607cuties
>>548362682european jockeys always look weird from the amount of mutations it takes to make a white man who's 5'4
>>548362350But the 2nd OP is shit
>Fine Motion SSR rerun around Feb 2026GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>548362884I don't know how you lose with those stats, you must have got really unlucky.
>>548362979it runs again in july after that with the maruzensky ssr rerun.
>>548361817i dont know sorry
>>548362884I got three careers like that
>>548362979that isn't even the one you actually want to pull on, either.
>>548363059>rolling for finemo 3 months before ramonungmi
>>548362935Jockeys and tank drivers are the only professions where manlets are the only ones allowed.
>>548361817long straights and long corners, ramp up isn't worth it if you don't get it's on but it's on isn't better than those two
>>548361036different timesbut same timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpNqu1Fknw
>>548363184don't you use both?
>>548363176who should i pull for then? super creek?
>>548361247That's nothing, I remember playing Zork as a kid.I never beat it once
>>548362193yeah kingu is simply the best
How do you guys have the stamina to do parent runs I swear to god. Just waiting for that dice roll at the end sucks so bad.
I always get a little uncomfortable watching horseracing and seeing the usage of the crop. I know it's not to make the horse go faster but rather to correct them when they're doing something they shouldn't that can get them hurt, but still
>>548361235Croix, my son. Listen to daddy and win. Win like your other siblings today and beat that Duramente kid for good measure. Make the family proud.
>>548363353I like the one where its just the shot of her legs with her panties around her ankles
>>548362884>>548362998My bet is: Haru in Sprint URA Finale struggle to catch up with Little Cock and Bitter
>>548363353Death to those who insult King Halo!
>>548361731>try not to die before gentildonna
>>548361235>SEIUN hades>cafe kid>maruzen kid, eveneh?
>>548361235Come on Masquerade Ball I'm rootin for you
kitasan banner dokoi want my mlb kitasan aa
>>548363569was gonna say EXPLODE but I don't actually care about JP, you're a lucky guy anon, good on you
>>548363569For a moment I thought Mambo was already in Global
>>548363443I don't really like it either. I've been told proper use of the crop never causes damage, but seeing the beating of animals makes me unhappy. I worked with horses, too, so I'm inclined to be sympathetic.
>>548363569>going to be years into the game pulling gen 1 dupes because they made so few non 3 star umas
>>548363443also they can barely feel it, horse butts are very thick
>>548363461Your kids will job again
>>548363569You got the best girl.
>>548363514POST IT how do you know it's Kingu?
>>548362884New to the game?I wouldn't take it hard anyhow, in the Unity career those Unity racers show up in the finals and they're savage.
>>548362998the two Riko Aces have similar stats (A speed and stam B power and wit) + gold skill, they're not as easy to beat as Happy Meek
>>548361235I was led to believe that maruzensky had no good offspring but I see her represented on the chart twice
>>548363750I know, I'm fully aware they specifically aim for players where they can barely feel it and it's basically a foam stick these days compared to what crops used to be. It's more of just an instinctual reaction to the visuals of it.
can we get a jiggie going, i don't want to do careers while waiting for the japan cup
>>548363565seiun is one of the owner's crown names (the other one is nishino, and the owner says that it's random which one he gives each horse)
Would you buy a plushie of this creature?
>>548363461>kid jobs>oh well time to make another one, this one will surely win the L'arc
>>548363750>horse butts are very thick
>>548363738What the fuck are JP supposed to do with 5 years of Tickezo stars
>>548363887No, I would steal one though.
>>548363863>playersplaces*, I meant
>>548363919>uma butts
>>548363919it's a natural consequence of being built for running
>>548363794because these are her shoes and the panties are the right shade of green
>>548363569Explode RIGHT NOW
>>548363176Why would you not pull on Fine? She doesn't get powercrept until second anniversary and even then it's common to use two wit cards.
>>548363443Horses are very thick and as such the crop doesn't really hurt them. It'd be like someone poking your side with their finger and telling you to stop doing that or you'll get hurt. The visual aspect of it though does evoke a feeling of sympathy so I do understand the sentiment.
>>548363280>>548363995you want to pull on the maruzensky/finemo banner, not the finemo/kawakami banner.
>>548363961Rice wouldn't say this
>>548363946win the dahby
>>548362884Unity is a little harder, and Haru needs to be a bit cracked to beat them on Sprint. I'll be honest, I failed TWICE with her on Sprint in Unity, so I just make her A in Mile, there the track will be longer and she will be able to overcome the competition
>>548363750>>548363684Am i blind or are they just swishing the thing next to the horse and not actually strikingLike maybe they were already conditioned to react to the threat of it?
Masochist horses that get turned on from being cropped.
>>548361694Distressed Bakushin looks cute
>>548363683holy fuck she gets released on February 24th, AND she's a 2 star! I'm so dropping rolls on that banner, I shouldn't, but I think I fucking will. 5 10-pulls should get her.>shouldI think I might have a problem
>>548364117whips are very fast anon
>>548362884Did Bitter Glass and little Cocoon show up in the finals? Glass is a debuffer so if your stam is low/borderline for your distance she kills your spurt. That Urara would have cleared the original URA finale pretty easily.
why the fuck do vodka and scarlet not have voices in brilliant phantasia
>>548364182*locks door
>>548363443It's nowhere near as bad today but my cousin worked at a race track in the 80s and man the horror stories he'd tell of how horses were often treated.
>>548363986
>>548363887I need one to round out fatty cheeks and scared baby
>>548364224ok but you can clearly see lateral movement of the jockey's arms along the flank of the horse and not against it
i forgot how to get push b rank to be right on the border, but not going into b+no fucking way am i ever doing graded league ever again
>>548361235Let's fucking gooo
>>548362607My wives and also Dogitan
>>548363986insane detail
>>548363412My 20 minute parent run ended with shit sparks, I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think my danchou was more happy about getting the fans than I am sad to get a shit roll, so whatever.
>>548364117from what I've seen of races they strike:>the shoulder>the flank>the hindquartersall for different reasons - navigation/correction, speed increase, etc.
>>548363976umadachi...
>>548364317Because they didn't win the Triple Tiara.
>>548364453some artists have the mandate of heaven, that's all there is to it
>>548362884Sub 1k speed in the finals isn't safe. Bitter Glasse has both good speed and power, either roll better stats or remember to buy some skills for the finals if you don't have enough speed.
Bakushin? More like Bakucute!
>>548364317Scarlet does now
>>548364453neuron activation
>>548364317>scarlet?
>>548363986I used to think this was Suzuka
>>548363979
>>548364453first rate detail, you mean?
>>548364697ew Daigo
>>548364453this is what 1000 years of wuxia cultivation does to a motherfucker
>>548364832I very much appreciate that they just decided to dress Gorilla-san as Makoto-kun instead of giving him a hat, probably should have included Sekitobaharu too tho
>>548364879*4000
so is the Japan Cup in one or two hoursdaylight savings always confuses the fuck out of me
>>548365184one hour ten minutes
>pace chaser>backSo this shit’s just never gonna activate?
>>548365273it's a backup in the event you suck.
>>548365273It's also an acceleration during midrace, so it's useless even if it does activate.
>>548365172rude
>>548363443Just remember that if a hors doesn't like something, they'll let you know. The fact that they don't throw off their jockey or act out even after several whips should tell you that they don't really mind.
>>548365381Anon, why do you think we call it "breaking in" a horse?
>>548364697soundfile doko?
>>548365172do NOT let the koreans see this
>>548364664I did too
>>548360591Cool bird it would be funny if that bird ends up undefeated for one year
>>548361694Why are sprinters like this?
>>548365273Yeah, plus its mid race acceleration which does nothing. Basically cygames made a bunch of skills that do are completely worthless and do absolutely nothing, as a practical joke.
>>548365273It's a skill to catch up with the pack in the case you had a late start, but at that point you are probably dead already
>>548365598They're so used to the concept of a straight line that curves confuse and scare them.
>literal mad scientist>no wit bonusSo is she just a fucking fraud? Is that why she never takes her own medicine, even though the whole point of all her experiments is to fix her legs?
I would like to have a race made up entirely of sinister evil horses26838761Join if you would like to, characters must have atleast 5 red skills or they don't count
I honestly think midrace accels can work if paired with a reliable velocity skill.
The mechanics buffs did a lot to change some skills, notably the stamina onesI dunno why they couldn't add a condition where certain accel skills, like ones that are tagged for midrace, only happen during a wit positioning check, or right after a midrace speed skill fires
do we ever get a better general debuffer support card that is better than the rare Rudolf one?
>>548365852They become velocity skills whenever they get around to rolling out evolved skills.
>>548365864a lot of cards give random debuff skills now guaranteed
>>548361393>go speed retar->senior year late aug>haruurara runWell it doesn’t matter her obj is a win or lose but I would prefer if she win though
>>548365715If you already smart becoming smarterer ==+ harder than if you are dumb is becoming genius more easier
when is japan cup starting?
>>548364858DONT BULLY OUR GREAT LEADER!
>>548364573
>>548366125About an hourWhere are you watching it?
>>548361235GO CROIXSHOW THEM THAT THE ARC WAS JUST A FLUKE AND RIGGED BY THE (((FRENCH)))MAKE THE KITASAN BAKUSHIN BLOODLINE PROUDLETS GO CROIX!!!!!!!!!!
>>548365715Wit is just race knowledge & intuition. Tachyon spends most of her time racing for data not improving. Lots of meatheads have wit bonus like Pasa, Special Week & Bakushin
forever my kingu
>>548363853pic is hard carrying spe and maru by proxy
>>548366153I want to bask in the joy her pits bring me
>>548366220>Tachyon spends most of her time racing for data not improving.Tachyon could make herself go so fast she did the equivalent of tearing her quads, she didn't need to improve beyond not pushing herself so hard.
>>548365715Cygame fixed this with her summer alt and sigma alt giving her wit bonuses and ultimates and skills that make her race faster if you cap wit
>>548365715yeah she just throws random shit together and larps in a lab coat basically
>migrane>double race>get reporter bonus on both>summer camp>still stuck at good moodI hate it here
>>548366153Very smoochable
>>548366514holy SEX
>>548366194>they rigged Nord to have the best gate while giving the only invader a bad gateJaps are exactly like the frogs desudunno if that's a smart move considering the JC is pretty much dying as an international G1, unlike the Arc
>>548365715if shes so smartwhy did she break her anklecheckmate atheists
I thought Japan doesn't do dirt
if nord jobs its time to say equinox is a fluke and duramente really is the goat
>>548365748Anon please join my race(And please have a red skill horse)
>>548366768>why did she break her ankleIt's a really bad flareup of an achilles tendon, which is a genetic condition. How ironic, for all her faith in science, she lost to the genes god gave her.
>>548366768it's a genetics thing, dasca retired because of the same thing
>>548366918if it was a genetic condition why the fuck did he get to sire 1700+ horses
>>548366845bwo... signups close 15m before start time, nobody can join
when are we getting this cygames
>>548366989A bunch of his kids also suffer from tendon flareups as a result of that.
>>548366989Can't pass it down to all of them.
>>548366768How ironic that the true extent of her speed will remain theoretical, like her name.
>>548366989the original potential horse
>>548366989as a joke
>>548367046end closers btfo
>>548366634Especially that forehead.
>>548366989>not my problem
>>548366845You need to make the signup period an hour and and ideally post a slightly lewd image for attention
>>548366989>1700 horses>only daiwa is in the game
>>548366989horse owners are absolute retards in case you haven't noticed
How lewd is "slightly lewd"?
>>548366995AhWell thanks for telling me>>548367208Yes, I realize that nowI'll try again tomorrow I suppose
I'm tired of waiting Cafebros...
>>548366989Someone told Japs that they need to roll for Tach cum or they're bricked
>>548366989He apparently ran fast and it's only thing that matters
>>548367391oy vey stop noticing
>>548367546MARRIAGE WITH PALMER
>>548366989Tachyon is still a son of Sunday Silence and JP breeders were pretty desperate for his direct bloodline at the time. Funnily enough, Dasca's brother Daiwa Major, another son of Sunday, ended up being a better sire than him.
Is Head-On important enough to brick Pace Chaser Umas that don't have it? Prepping for Scorpio and want to know what skills are absolutely necessary.
....why do I know that woman on the screen?
>start end closer TT run>forget to bump aptitude to B>get no random end hints from unity training
>>548367490I wish Nature tethers me...
Rice Shower is 145 cm tall
>>548367546That's my mommywifetrainee right there
>>548367689you mean 145cm short
silly me, I started a fan run on Unity Cup, i'm gonna kill myself
>>548365273>>548365350>>548365682What the fuck are go-to skills for Pace, I dont understand these position even though it should be the easiest one to play
>>548367689
>Still no December scheduleNyo...
If I have a really good 3* Oguri parent with 3* URA finale and a bunch of other whites should I just have her be the grandparent while I'm farming parents for XOguri and forget about the affinity? It's not like randomly rolling triumphant pulse during inspirations would be bad for her.
>Give horses pristine careers over and over>1blue/1pink/whatever whites over and over
>>548367391eh, he got a couple more G1 winners that could get added
are you ready to pull forehead-tan?
>>548367950>15/16AGAIN!
>>548367208Now this Ogurin Cap (as in peak)
>>548367950Are you interested to pay $3 for the free rerolls?
>>548367995>>548361183
>>548367995losing the SA Cup literally doesn't matter
Why is the race voice mentioning Gentildonna, her kid is running?
>>548367993Bringing forehead team to CM would be kino. But taking Bakushin out of the sprint cuckchair will be a pain, and NTR is still a long way
>>548367993literally nobody likes this uma
>>548367993I like her Princesses so I'll throw a tenner
>Welcome Stakeswho are they welcoming
>>548368303me
>>548368303Stakes
>>548368135cuz she died like a few days ago
>>548368303No, they're measuring how well they can come.
>>548368135two races are dedicated to her, one in tokyo one in kyoto
>>548368259eh? where are you looking?
>>548367993Its taking every ounce of my energy to not roll for her
>>548368135Kyoto 11R and Tokyo 11R are Gentildonna memorial races
>>548367941nyes
What the hell theme song was i just hearing
32 min before LeGoat wins again
ITS TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548361235how do I gamble on this?
I'm dropping my gacha funds into this shit$500 to Masquerade Ball
30 minutes till the gates open
Go Seiun Hades!
someone post THAT sound file
>>548368776
Deep monster sounds like a cool name so I'm cheering for that one
Reception here is so ASS I had to dump the quality of this photo just to post
>>548368934what's with the piss filter
>>548368735>Win>MLB KSB>Lose>Skip KSB banner entirely
>>548368863Close, but no
>>548367950Yes, it's a 1% chance to get a 3* blue in whatever you are aiming for. You will have to do hundreds of runs.>>548368063I thought you get them for free but after the 3rd reroll you have to start paying carats?
>>548368760It was unfortunate that his main jockey was injured before the Japan Cup
>>548368934where hors
Danon make Spe and Maruzen proud!
>>548368939I have been looking for this one for weeks, thank you
Please Calandagan I need this
>>548368760wtf is this real????
>>548368934reception so ass we won't be getting real time uploads...>>548368965its called "real life"
>Autumn Leaf Stakes (Gentildonna Memorial Race)well that was fast
My German wife enjoying the sun right before our GUTS training.
>>548369120Gentildonna did win the Japan Cup twice so it makes sense that they did this on Japan Cup day
>>548369019No hors, only Frenchman
>>548368965that's what sunlight looks like
Are the gibs we get (other than the cinderlla grey tie in) the same ones JP got but on an accelerated schedule, or are we getting exactly whatever they are getting right now?
>>548368760I like the name and I'm rooting for him/her too
>>548369165What does Guts training include?
>>548368934Oh?Anon is outside(Japan)?I'm happy for you
Japan Cup is up after the dirt umas finish their race anons.
>>548369248the former
GO DANON DECILE
holy late surger god
A dirt sprint race in honor of Gentildonna
>happy man wins at 33/1fuuuuck betters got paid
>>548367689The perfect height
>>548368760>>548369264Based and same
Speaking of Dirt Races, the Champions Cup is basically the Dirt version of the Japan Cup right? Do we have any list of which horses are going to that?
>>548369483fuck... that could have been us...
>>548369175Lememe on the jumbotron lol
>>548369615
>>548368760Cafe's grandson/daughter?
BOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT MASQUERADE BALL HE'S A D*RAMENTE FOALWE WANT CROIX!
>>548369304Our regimen is a secret.
that horse was having a melty
Why I am so nervous wtf
>Agnes Tachyon is peak wife, bro! Play her career!>how her career ends:
IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER LEGEND TO BE BORN
Why are there so many white jockey's?
Special music started is this the Japan Cup?
So should i be burning the ticket and crystal on 1LB Creek right>tfw i should wait like 30 minutes later after the race is done to ask a question
duramente has a sexier voice than kitasan sorry I know who I'm rooting for.
I really hope cdn beats the fraud allegations
CAM OOOOON MASBA
>>548369951yes
What is this graduation ass bgm
Sunrise Arse?
>>548369940it is a white mans sport>captcha: P0RKK
Where are you guys watching the Japan Cup? I’m watching on the JRA official site but it only has the race and none of the pre-race.
>>548369940lots of euro/american jockeys end up moving to japan because the money is a lot better over there, or so I hear
>>548370061>>548361235
12 minutes to post timecurrent odds
I woke up just for this
>>548369704If Luxor Cafe wins, the Nips will be clamoring for American Pharoah's semen now that he's arrived in Japan
How many international horses are there?
CAM ON CALADAGAN WIN FOR THE WHITE RACE
>>548370061https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>548369954the chart is as simple as>do you have 3LB+ Kitasan?>a) No -> wait for banner>b) Yes -> do whatever you want
>>548370069Who's the best Burger jockey over there? Does he get anywhere near the exposure of Demuro and Lememe?
>>548370148Only Calandagan
>>548370123Any American horses?
>>548370034My sister actually used to do showjumpingIt is also sometimes a white woman sport
>>548369901I don't get why so many people like her. She's at least more interesting in her side story, but career she's dull and annoying. Every scene is "that's interesting data" or "I need to collect more data."
>>5483701481number 8 Calandagan
>>548370148ONE
>>548370123I'm all in Seiun Hades just because of the name. I wanted to bet but my card isn't allowed
>>548370104>>548370160tyapparently it’s also being streamed on yotube
Come on Tastiera
The /vr/ cup
I'm in time for the cup right?
>>548370184its the moviejust have a good "aura farming moment" as the zoomers say and you get instant fanbase
>>548370253You mean that guy's stream..
Will the KSB rerun drop before, during, or after Libra?
Is Japan Cup more prestige than Arima Kinen?
Masquerade Ball wins this easily, and then he will be added to the game, trust the plan
>>548370327Nah not the fat asian guyhttps://www.youtube.com/live/FJOq3h8qPoU?si=SkRFVwRo8oepNrc6
>>548370314big crowd
>>548370347after
>>548370314Wait why the retro aesthetic? What is japan cooking?
>>548370364mmmmmmm nyo
>>548370123Deep Monster is a cool name I hope it wins
Masquerade will be Ballin today
>>548369954Just borrow Creek 0LB and 1LB are basically the same.
>>548370373>Japanese commercials
Any other tastiera fans?
croix du nord? more like croix du fraud
>>548370364The DAAAABIIII is more wanked than both in JP funny enough
>>548370123Based purely on the names I think I will root for Shin EmperorPlease post who you are rooting for so I can get excited on your behalf if they win
GO DEEP MONSTER
>>548370465horsemeat
>>548370364Not as prestigious as Arima, which is a grand prix of the best and favorites inhousePlus Nakayama racecourse is 2500 meters, an extra 100 meters of step up hill, whoever wins this, it's the strongestBut in terms of race popularity, that goes to Tokyo Yushun Nippon Darby
5 minutes till post timecurrent odds
Croix Du Nord will winWe will get a good Christian horse in UmamusumeAnd the trannylators will be forced to speak the name of Christmas
>>548370525Kinda kino tbdesu
>>548370513What should i use my ticket and crystal instead then?
is this nigga eatin chips
>>548370690>Holiday du Nord
Who am I rooting for? Who are the sovl choices?
>*loudly slurps juice box on mic*
>>548370583ALL IN HADES
I hope they do an uma silhouette reveal for Shin Emperor if he wins.
>>548370727Seiun Hades
>>548370132I mean, he's already got luxor's big bro cafe pharoah and danon pharaoh to his name
>>548370123All in on Struve.
Dantsu hand me the Japan Cup cheese please. I am famished.
>>548370690Cafe's kid is already pissing them off lmao
>>548370184she's just like me fr fr
>>548370667How come I cant figure out which nation they are from.
>>548370794
What's this cheater doing?
>>548370373>they have a black dude on the commentary pre-race councilvery progressive japan
>>548370364Prestige is subjective, but Japan Cup is absolutely more competitive year over year.
CAM ON CALANDAGAN
>>548370583shin emperor is owned by cyberagent's ceo by the way
Is Seiun Hades related to Seiun in some way?
>>548370583Praying for a Seiun Hades top 5
>>548370890Mmmm nyo
I'M SO NERVOUS AAAAAA
is there a reason why take isnt racingor did no one pick him
>>548370583Masquerade Ball just because LemGOD is with him, also his name would be great for another Ball Room event kek
>>548370667Tastiera will winand someone will die again
>he beat against LeGODwhy do you never learn?
>>548370884Can we assume all of his horses have the same mask
>>548370583If Sunrise Earth wins you are required to give me a (You)
Go Terra
>>548370884I have no clue who that isI like the horse, not the owner
>>548370890same owner
>>548370890Nyo but grandfather is apparently Cafe
>>548370579>>548370662Why are the DAAAAAAHHHHHHBYs for both Japan and American the most popular.The Kentucky Derby is just the first leg of the Triple Crown. Feels like Belmont should be the more prestigious since it's the final race in the brutal gauntlet of 3 races in 5 weeks.Then the Nippon Derby is just the 2nd leg in Japan's Triple Crown. But with how the Umas talk about it in the anime how the fastest wins the Satsuki Sho, the strongest wins the Kikuka Sho, and the luckiest wins the Derby, it feels like "luckiest" isn't as prestigious as the other 2.
>>548370986the mask is from the trainer (same guy for both)
Calandagan wins thisWith their win in the Breeder’s Cup, Japan is getting a little too big for their britches and needs to be humbled by the European king.
>>548370998cygames is owned by cyberagentretard
>>548370986The mask is Yahagi's signature, who is the trainer. Loves Only You has the same one because she was also trained by him but she's not owned by Cyberagent's CEO
>>548370980lememe didn't win the MC DOE
>>548370727Root for Croix.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>forgot uma is straight up just the japanese word for horse>get whiplash when normalfag commentators say umakek
It's time!
>>548370980Lememe jobbed last G1 race tho
Shin Emperor gonna win to help his buddy Forever Young locking HOTY
fucking love the dogshit opening sequences
>>548371068Cause it's based on the OG, Epsom Derby
>>548371068nippon derby is based on the original Epsom Derby, which is also the second leg
Danon Decile LEGGOOOOOOOOO
HERE WE GO
SEND THEM ALL TO HELL, SEIUN
I took a nap and had a weird dream that I was dating Agnes Tachyon and from the way I treated her kids she bully fucked me into giving her another kid.I'm on here too much.
ITS TIME
>>548371139yoooooo is that MY flag!?
MASQUERADE BALLIN
>>548371079Mean
I bet it all on Danon Beluga
WTF
>>548371068It is a long storyBut I do agree with your conclusion, I also think the same, Kikukasho is literally the best Triple Crown race, but maybe I am being biased
LMAO
o shit
AIEEEE
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ADMIRE TERRA
>fell off after 1sKEK
LOL ADMIRE TERRA RUNNING FREE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIPE OUT HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548371253he's just there as filler
WHAT THE FUCK
KWAB
LETS GO
GO HADES
DEAD JOCKEY
>that fallOUCH
THERE GOES THE ADMIRE CLAN
JOCKEY DOWN
AHAHAHAHAAH WTF
>First race I ever watch live>Someone fallsAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>He bet on Admire Terra
Terra's still in it!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT START
>>548370995Uhhhhhhh my horse?
WIPEOUT
BELIEVE IN THE TERRA
>1000m in 57.6Holy shit that's some big niger
>>548371308unfortunately the nips don't care about long races anymore, so kikkasho is actually considered the least important of the three and only gets the spotlight if a horse is aiming for the triple crown
front metapray for seiun
BIG NIG
that horse didnt hear no bell
Is that Hades in front?
SEIUN HADES COME ON
>in b4 he wins
JOCKEYLESS BUFF
why do we needs jockeys again
GO TERRA
THE HORSE IS STILL FUCKING GOING
>he thought frontrunners aren't viable anymoreOH NO NO NO
>NPC HORSE WON
THE IRISHAND TERRA
Gaijin made it!
CALANDAGAN WON
Ayabe won without a jockey
KINO THE JOCKEYLESS WON GIVE HIM THE CUP
>HORSE WITH NO JOCKEY WONLMAOOOOOO
WHAT
Congrats Terra!!!
JOCKEYLESS WON (gonna get DQ'd)
NIPS HUMBLED
KINOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO THE FUCKING LOOSE HORSE FUCKED UP MASBA WIN
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK?????
fucking legendary
ADMIRE TERRA WON >gaijin winOH NONONONO JP
WON WITHOUT A JOCKEY
KEK
HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCKKK
ADMIRE TERRA MY FUCKING GOAT
I feel an intense dread right now, like I witnessed something that I shouldn't have
LITERAL UMAMUSUME NO RIDER NEEDED
Nippon bros owari da
jockey was dead weight lol
JAPAN LOSES
>Admire Terra's Jockey
What the FUCK was this race?
NO FUCKING WAY
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE FRENCH HAD WON IT>broke Ai's recordHoly shit, he really is Europe's strongest.
uhhhhhh humanbros????????????? what the fuck are we there for???????????????
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFWTF WTFW TFW WTF
>>548371536Well, it's easier to run without any burden kek
HE WON WITHOUT A JOCKEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit that uma didn't need the jockey at ALL
>JOCKEYLESS HORSE WONHAHAHAHAHHAHH
What are jockeys even for kek
Whoever was the jockey for Terra is getting murdered after this, imagine losing Japan Cup because you fell off the fucking winning ACELMAO
>the french horse wonlmao
NOOOOOOOOOOO CROIX BROS
>>548371603when the fuck did he fall, i didn't catch it
NEW RECORD
How does one simulate a riderless horse in Umamusume
>>548371627BEGONE
>Spend years training to race horses>The horse wins without youYFW?
A STRONG INDEPENDENT UMA WHO NEEDS NO TRAINER
>>548371627he just straight dumps the jockey lmao
So who wins in this case? The one who is second?
I love the French
EVERYONE LAUGH AT CROIX DU NORD
>lost to npc
>Angling gets blocked by a horse without a jockeyWtf how is this allowed
I guess Forever Young locked Japan HOTY right
>>548371675literally the first second
>>548371675At the very start of the race
the record belongs to Admire Terra, robbed...
>>548371675Right out of the gate, >>548371627 has it
We all know Admire Terra is the REAL winner here
>jockeyless winnerIs this the first time ever?>>548371691wardrobe malfunction
First foreign horse win Japan Cup for almost long time
First fucking race i watch live, kino...
>>548371675Same, completely missed the fall because I was too captivated by Seiun Hades's good start
20 years since an invader won the JC btw
>won a race without even riding the horse
the last foreign winner was Alkaased 20 years ago, by the way>>548371719aye, riderless horses are DQ'd
>>548371627he wanted to win so badly he made a judgment call "you're dead weight"
>>548371691Literal witlet who ignores their training But holy shit that was amazing. And Calandagan winning is the best thing for the japan cup since it’ll allow for more invaders to come in the next year
>>548371627ADMIRE TERRA NEEDS NO JOCKEY
GET FUCKED JAPAN
>>548371459owari da :(
>>548371708
>>548371662The horse won b/c he had 100 less pounds to carry than all the other horses. He was @ 40-1 odds and far from a favorite.
>>548371732stfu fag
That's actually Admire Terra's record
The Admire clan is strong....
>>548371732Obsessed
Why are they celebrating craplandaga? Admire Terra was at least a head first.
>>548371823Frontrunner Meta...
>>548371691Wardrobe malfunction, finishes the race nude.
>>548371623lots of foreign horses have beaten Ai's record there are more G1s to win in the US/EU circuits
>>548371781no, the rule is that a horse with no rider gets disqualified
>>548371847kill yourself yurinigger
>>548371627
>>548371691The game black screens and mutes itself
>>548371868The horse cheated. Doesn't count
>>548371847live yourself yuriGAWD
ADMIRE TERRA #1 IN MY HEART
>gelding wonthat's unfair all the other stallions are weighed down by their balls...
>>548371901Still no one can break the record of Sweet Kiss and the only posthumous case known
>>548371868Riderless horses can't win. It's piss easy for a horse to win when they aren't weighed down by a jockey
>>548371920Strong independent horse who don't need no jockey
>broke late because of jockey falling off>still won>even with a late surge ahead of the other 2 horses>course record>didn’t countHoly fuck that was absolute kino
Uh Winning Live?
>>548371847Post more yuri
>>548371623Horse of the Year?
They can give the trophy to the French horse but we all know Admire Terra really won.
>>548371920What's more amazing is Admire Terra paced the entire run without a jockey instructing it what to do
JUSTICE 4 TERRAthe REAL winner
>>548371912Cry me a river indo seanigger brown retard
>>548371847Based
>>548371824Anon no
Why didn't Angling proc bros..
Sad DQ'd
Why do we need jockeys again if the horses know to run til the end??
>>548372029ye this win definitely solidifies it
Admire Terra's phantom win, and Calandagan becoming the first gaijin to win the Japan Cup in an eternity... we witnessed history today lads
>>548371868maybe because Admire Retard had 68 less kilograms (150 freedom units) on his back making him a FRAUD
>>548372007
>>548371920How will manlet jockeys EVER recover!?
japan has fallen......
>>548371627WTF? The race just started, he had no fucking momentum. How did he still fall down? Has that retard never ridden a horse before?
admire terra is a very strong mid-long horse
What will Calandagan perform for his winning live bros?
>>548372007We told you Gatekept wasn't a gaslight skill
>>548372015You need balls. Or vagenes. I don't make the rules anon
>>548372095Actually an insane race. Can't believe we all witnessed that live
The best thing about Admire here is that he somehow paced himself enough to go for the final spurt in the final 100 meters. Literal Homestretch Haste proc
record time too btwalmond eye's time was beat by a french
>>548372110looks like terra just dumped him
>>548372051fuck off and die
>>548372037If it had spent months doing that same thing and was surrounded by horses doing it it isn't to surprising
>>548372110Watch the horse's legs. He tripped.
so if long distance races arent popular in japan, what is? sprints?
Mmmnyes Cygames I think Admire Terra should be added to the game
>>548372082Croix du Nord blocked by that cheater horse, didn't get his ult, lostnyo...
That hors just wanted to run the fastest
>>548372123https://youtu.be/oX5pLwHbllg?list=RDoX5pLwHbllg
nice race, japkeks
>>548372051stay and live based yuriGOD
reminder that the only horse with sovl was Seiun Hades
>>548372082holy hell you took forever for that simple ass clip lmao. i made two in the time you made one
>>548372110watch it closelyterra tripped and that probably caught him off guard
did Calandagan beat the old time record?
>>548372063>>548371847>>548371412Amiya get out of /uma/ and back in /akg/
You didn't beat the game.
How did the literal NPC win?
>>548371627Wow from the start
>>548371920Does this even counts?
>>548372095and it was so close between him and masqball tooWonder if arima can top this for race of the year
>>548372183middle distance racesevery other length is unimportant to them simply because the mid distances give the biggest payouts and prestige
>>548372183Mediums and miles probably
>>548372183medium (or classics how some call them)
>>548371996>the only posthumous case knownThe jockey fell off and died or something?
It's okay Chrono, maybe next time...
>>548372183mid
>>548372251no Guts obviously
That jockey will spend the rest of his life wondering if Admire Terra would still have won if he hadn't fallen off.
Hey dude, how about you admire the ground (terra)!>drops the jokey
>>548372158Ai-Chan...
Admire Terra was robbed
It's still impressive to me that Admire had the sense to just keep running the course and fucking win
>>548372313
>>548372303considering how close it turned out to be despite Terra not having to worry about the jockey's weight, realistically there's no way
>>548372236yes
>>548372226i was flabbergasted
Admire Terra had max wit btw
so wait is calandagan irish or french?
>JP becomes more strict against gaijin in their country>a gaijin honse wins JAPAN CUP
In my headcanon the frog didn't win, Japan Cup belongs to Admire Terra
>>548372347Not just that, his pacing was really good. He didn't get baited by the nige at all
>>548372285Jockey had a heart attack and died but stayed atop of the horse
Of course a rideless horse would win, thats like 60 less KG to worry about.
>>548372347That's herd mentality, when horses see other horses running their instinct is to join
did more jockeys fall?
>>548372285https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Hayes_(jockey)
>>548372253Nope, horses with no jockeys are disqualified
>>548372236yeah he beat ai's record
Admire Terra won in my heart and that's all that matters
ALMOND FRAUD
>>548372360But what if there was a jockey to smack his butt and tell him to just go faster?
>>548372123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsixGzmfrGI
>>548372392irish-born, french-trained
Admire Terra somehow ran a perfect race, like pacing himself correctly and breaking at the exact right time. If that isn’t proof of good training and a good horse, then I don’t know what is. Nigga is about to have a lot of racing fans.
>>548372360yeah but the jockey can also get the horse to run faster
>>548372424Actually riders are very small men so it's more like 50 but yes
>>548372276no, not miles.Miles and Sprints are kinda dead in japan because everyone wants to hyperfocus on classic length racesidk why that anon is saying long distance races aren't popular though because the Arima is like THE most prestigious race in japan
>>548372509look at his record, he's a good horse
>>548372493>Irish born (based) horse, that was trained by a disgusting FRENSH won a jap racelmao
>>548371741>The Kitasan and Duramente spawn jobbed at L'Arc this year>Japan Cup lost to a foreigner for the first time in decades>Meanwhile Forever Young wins the BCCThey have to be retarded if they picked any other horse than Forever Young this year
>>548372396arrest the gaijin
>>548372431two more after the race lmao
>>548372547>2500marima is an honorary medium
>>548372547arima is just a fancy medium
>>548372082Croix you lazy fuck why did you stop spurting
What a cursed Japan Cup kekFuck Rice Shower
>>548372427I get that but the mindblowing part is that she knows when to sprint AND registered in her head that being to the front = winning
Admire Terra is the people's champ
>>548372547arima has lost a lot of importance because of the medium obsession
How would (You) incorporate this into the game?
>>548371920are you allowed as a jockey to jump on to a riderless horse and claim victory
Uploading my POV now, it'll be a bit. Reception is getting better as people trickle out.
Yutaka Take would never have fallen off
>gaijin won the Miles Championship>gaijin won the Japan CupCan gaijin horse get voted in the Arima Kinen?
>>548372609stamlet...
what's the chance that it was Admire Terra that triggered the timer stop instead of Calandagan since Admire Terra was technically first?
>Admire Terra causing all the Sea Monkies to seethe.
>>548372509>>548372576>50% 1st place rateDamn
>>548372461so does this mean he gets to impregnate Ai next year or will it be another Fraudisan black? I think they're going to breed her with American Pharoah
im just happy to be here
Man, this race really reflects on how Japan has been on the decline lately.The monopoly is over.
>Lemaire on a high favs Shadai's horse barely lost against invader which break a new time record>Exactly 20 years later
no jockey = frenzied + rushed
>>548372724<3
>>548372609BoFA failed to proc
>>548372698Can't wait for the art from this incident
>>548372665Jantar Mantar is foreign-born?
The funniest thing about this is that by all technicalities, TWO horses beat Almond Eye's record
>>548372724We are happy you are here
>>548372643Wardrobe malfunction probably? Or the uma musume’s shoes fell off
>>548372665The winner of the Japan Cup can get into Arima Kinen (according to the JP thread).
>>548372769kvno...
That race was fucking awesome
>>548372584Not only lost to a foreigner, lost the ONLY foreigner in the cup
>>548372748you guys told me zenno rob roy was goated, what is this?
>>548372609He stopped the moment that cheater cut him off
>>548372748holy kino
>>548372643Tossing her cape or something off at the starting gate, like this.https://youtu.be/3lFZu6fzUUc?t=1276
>>548372643Her cleats fall off at the start of the race
>>5483726612002 kikka sho
>>548372665Jantar is technically a nip horse tho
>>548372769Wait it was Kawada? Holy kek
How would they adopt what happened with Umamusume for this race?Dropping her shoes?
>>548372769I'm a lifelong fan of this thing now, but man it's kind of an ugly horse
>Until 1999 the Arima Kinen was open to Japanese trained horses only. However, the Japan Racing Association introduced a new condition in 2000 which allowed for the participation of a foreign trained horse, if it had won that year's Japan Cup (although no such eligible horse has participated in this race)uh oh, he might do it again
>>548372704>breeding a champion mare with a dirt hors whose stud fee has been falling for years instead of stallions whose performance is increasingyou are a big dumbo
>>548372643Runs her shoes off at the start of the race
His bad gate unironically makes this win even more impressive. Geldings are dominating this year. There's also KYR, one of the best sprinters of all time, and Romantic Warrior.
>>548372643>>548372934Anon...
>>548372750Oh, so a free win if you have enough stamina
>>548372858To be fair, that foreigner is probably the strongest horse this yearHonestly, I'm surprised that they entered Japan Cup
>>548372937Wait a year and it'll be all white.
>>548372891that doesn't work, the same thing happened to dia-chan in both satsuki and the derby but she still wasn't DQ'd
CALANDAGAN WON THE JAPAN CUP YES BUT PLEASE GIVE THE RACE RECORD TO ADMIRE TERRA
>>548372937but isnt that sort of grey spotted white coat the same as McQueen and Oguri
>>548372643Don't know about game for the anime you just do a fakeout of Admire Terra winning
>>548372982exactly
>>548368881It ok, I still think you have the coolest name out of the bunch *pats neck*
>>548372698always finishing in the money is very good, and winning a G2 is good too
>>548372937you don't like the possum paintjob?
Equionox is the real Kita inheritor, not this fraud named after the french.
>>548372937It's just a grey horse that's in the middle of turning white
>>548372891>>548372974>Barefoot horsegirlsI like the way you think
Episode 9 of Cinderella Gray with the Japanese Derby was trying to simulate exactly what happened here. “The horse that ran the best didn’t win the race”
>>548372746Not at all, getting more foreigners to attend the Japan Cup is a good thing for Japan, more competition is never a bad thing. American Pharaoh is also staying there for a year to bring in new blood so the future very much isn't set in stone
>>548372937gray horses are cool though?
>>548372704>>548372953all of her kids so far have been getting injuries so she's cursed no matter what
>>548372643Temporary purple skill kind of like the temp green ones from the main story that makes her more likely to get RushedOf course, winning the race in that state gets you a secret event. Slick Surge hint?
>>548372769>Its a white horseBut of course the weird one would be gray/white.
>>548373160her first kitasan kid is entering his classic year this year, so we'll see if the curse holds
wtf i just woke up
huh
>>548372786Both parents are American horses and was conceived in America but was then brought over to Japan
>>548373238>"You too, huh?"Kek
Admire Terra is insider who disrupts every Japanese horse so Calandagan can win Japan Cup so many foreign horse will enter next Japan Cup
Time for Cygames to announce that Ace Movie/Anime so Japan can save face
>>548372746>Japan has been on the decline lately>when they are getting better and better when invading foreign raceshuh?
>>548372769Kek
>>548372643Her shirt gets caught on the starting gate and now she is shirtless and still running, gets disqualified after winning for not having a complete race wear
>>548373238>horses got inspired by admire terra Oh nyo
>>548372858There's no shame losing to the sekai saikyou this year
>>548373238This JC was so fucking cursed it's hilarious
>>548372219The name is too good, but maybe that was it for him. Seiun Lapis should be next, maybe Nishino Ti Amo does something too.
>>548373238anyone have webm of what happened?
>>548373006Wasn't it because it's a high risk high return. I heard that if you lose JP cup as a gaijin your worth becomes very low or it's because JP increased the prize rewards for gaijin honse for JP cup. I'm not sure though I've only read these infos from SNS and I wasnt interested with horse racing until recently
>>548373097The game needs a race where umas run without shoes
>>548373238long day in the glue mines
>>548373238>Why is that gray dude allowed to run without jockey we should be allowed too
>>548372219How many souls we talking?
IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>548373234Admire Terra drop their rider and wonThis is cheating so a foreign horse wins instead
>>548373160Aaron's Rod is fine now
>>548373238>the horses are getting ideashumanbros...
>>548373238is this the most cursed Japan Cup of all time?
>>548373271law of blood does not work on horses, law of the land is used and Jantar Mantar is considered JP
>Get two 3* URA Finale sparks in 3 runs>both are 1* witAHJAHAHAHHAEWLKJASDFNLJKASD;NDSKAKL;DF.
>>548373238They going to make their own races... with blackjack and hookers...
>>548373448cursed? that was kino
>>548373357No, because JP turf is pretty much autobahn compared with yurop swampy turf. It's been so long that gaijin horse won
>>548373353webm are for faggots
>>548373357Yeah, but Calandagan is a gelding so purse is his way of making money. Foreign breeders don't really value JC wins so that's why they're not entering their best stallions.
>>548373335Wait is Calandagan irish?
>>548373238This is what happens when you molest an uma's ears
>>548373468
>>548373238>>548372103>>548372082>>548371920>>548371627MEANWHILEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxtPv_fbZwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXPNCPPip04https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn3A8aaNeTs
>>548372787three actually, terra, masba and calandagan all beat it by ~.3 seconds
>>548373271So buying fetus
Do races normally start that quickly after getting into the gates? Some staff didn't even make it off the field when the gates opened.
>>548373460Maruzensky.......
>>548373541Irish born french trained
>>548373448no
>>548373561fucking kino race
>>548373238Man Lememe and Tosaki were fucking lucky this happened after race and not before, had Admire Terra went Front Running he might inspire the horses behind to do the funny
>>548373587I can't believe they skipped him in CG...
>>548373561This is sum good lighting
>>548373561>trips like a retard (late start)>kills jockey>wins by half a length (or whatever) anyway
>>548373561This is amazing. The cinematography of it is perfection
When is Arima Kinen? I want to experience it and bet money when it happens. I want to experience kino irl
>>548373571AAAHHHHSomeone should have saidI now retroactively support that horse and am glad he won
>>548373587>oguri cap 11th
>Calandagan is from Galileo's lineThat's why he is strongAre there Japanese horses from Galileo's Line
>>548373568yeah, they open the gates as soon as they're out of the way even if they're on the field still
>>548373739around christmas
>>548373739final sunday of decemberdo we know who's racing there this year?
>>548373543
>>548373561The REAL winner
>>548371805dangerously based
>>548373568Every race I've seen starts within a few seconds of the last horse getting in.
>>548373739the 27th/28th of december depending on when that shakes out in your timezone
>>548373561What could've been...
>>548372937Oguri Cap during his active year is even uglier you know? it's no wonder his own mom abandoned him after birth
>>548373357Foreigners aren't interested in Japan Cup because it's not valued by the breeders, so you are risking losing (stud value down) while the reward (even tho JRA increases it very often, especially for invaders) isn't worth it, Calandagan is a gelding tho so the owner doesn't carethe funny part is that the tokyo turf has been getting softer since the year 2000 so European horses should be winning more often
>>548373726He quite visibly won by a noseYou can tell because there was less then a nose of distance
>>548372243Let her. /akg/ is imploding since their sequel shows that the main antagonist won
>>548373778Not yet, voting is still going on and we're still at round 1 of 3 with 3 million votes so far. Regaleira's team has said they're definitely going though
>>548373534>Foreign breeders don't really value JC wins so that's why they're not entering their best stallions.O-Oh... So maybe that's why JP seemed desperate at getting gaijin honses to participate
Is this basically what happened?
>>548373709Pretty sure Oguri jobbing in the 1990 JC is in the manga.
>>548373837Ayabe thrusting her chest forward to win..
>>548373864i just work here, get off my ass
>>548373909i mean he did get a lead so
Jockey HATE
>>548373587>Better Loosen Up>GeldingWhat did they mean by this?
>>548373238Based horses
>>548373925they only mention it in passing
>>548373561kino picture
>>548373909Pretty much. This Japan cup is definitely going to be remembered for years to come
>>548373760There's some from Frankelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_(horse)#Frankel
Fuuuck Tosaki got tossed too hard by Decile and they're checking on him... not looking good though
>>548373778no, I think the popularity contest is still ongoing
>Japan cucks are coping that GOATmire Terra caused Croix du Nord to loseSorry Japan, this is caused competition parity. You win the BCC and you shall lose the JC for the first time in 20 years.
>>548374006More space if there's less to pack you know
>>548373872Man, is it just me or current era Japanese horses feels less dominant compared to two years agoIt feels a lack of big name
>>548373561you just know PETA will use this as their anti horse racing campaign
>three 1* guts parent runs in a rowI can't believe how stupid this shit is
>>548373760Galileo is basically the Sunday Silence MAX of yurope, he's everywhere. He's stud fee got so high it became undisclosed.
>>548373238uma revolutionFUCK YOU TOREINA
>>548373561>"She was no fool, she knew she was disqualified as soon as her rider left her back. But that did not mean her race was over. She would not be first at the podium but she would be first at the finish line."
Special Week....Look what Japan has become...
>>548373534>>548373851>be a gelding>enter races just to announce you're the strongest>mogs everyoneI fucking kneel
>>548374060Croix du Washed is going to be put out to stud now, 100 dollar stud fee
>>548373954\\\\\\\\\\\Anon I like you, and I want you to know about horse racing
>>548373872>>548374037How does one vote? I have to support Croix no matter what since I'm a huge Kitasan fag
>>548373925Oguri jobbing yeah, but the Australian rep didn't even get an onscreen appearance... Kind of funny that he won the year after Horlicks
>>548373865PRIESTESS BEST WIFE
>>548373842his mom was gray as well thoughin fact his dad, dad's dad and mom's dad were all gray as well
>>548374158It's for Japs only
>>548374076That's why he's there to save it
>>548374137being dumb is easier tho
4k60 was a mistake
UMAS OF THE WORLD UNITEYOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BRIDLES
>>548373561/Our Guy/
>>548374163she did actually
GRAYTEST OF ALL TIME
Not used to watching races, how would one keep up with Admire Terra? I don't want to miss that crazy lad's next race
>>548373238TOTAL TORENA DEATH
bullying the kids
>>548374076Can't have Equinoxes or Almond Eyes every single year
>>548374205Ok I can VPN. So how?
>>548374225try not to be dumber than the umas
>>548374060only real ones will remember Admire Terra’s triumph so Japan won the JC anyways
>>548374217i fucking hate how i cackled at this simple jokei might be cooked
>>548374026Only Soul Stirring and even she only win Japanese Oaks and disappear after thatOh and Grenadier Guards too but looks like he is sprinter/miler and not successful
>>548374104what's funny is that his pedigree has only a small amount of inbreeding so it's good for breeding
>>548374267You forgot to switch tabs onii-chan
>>548374076it feels that way because we are just after a couple of years with really strong horses
https://youtu.be/FJOq3h8qPoU?t=10241So late surgers are the meta. Got it. Masquerade Ball almost had the win though but slowed down or Calandagan sped up. Either.
>>548373996I can't believe Doto murdered him in cold blood...
>>548374262What an evil horse
>>548374297Probably need a Japanese phone number
>>548374217that other anon laughed at me earlier but I think they might try to do him and Eye
>>548374256Don't even bother, his jockey is useless and would hold him down.
>>548369165Where is the Eishin Flash Dance one?
>>548374236could've just done 4k30 like last time and be done with it, but I appreciate it>>548374316me no like smart, me like dumb dumb!
>>548374060Dirters are the true japanese champions
>>548374256he's definitely gonna be in Arima, he's a long horse and he's won enough money and attention for the vote
That was fast
>>548373534>>548373851But why would they have him be a gelding?I thought horses wanna win races to breed? Seems like a waste now if he cant breed anymore.
>>548374497Didn't see him in the fan vote rankings
>>548374076equinox was a fluke and everyone went to kitasannow that he was exposed as a fraud everyone has no choice but to have him, ephi and kizuna because duramente is fuucking dead
>>548374490AAAAAAAAAAAAAH CURREN CHAN HELP MESHE IS APPROACHING
>>548372313kek
Masquerade Ball collided with Decile... weird it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppyS_xGqQuo
>>548374541his trainer suggested they geld him because he was too feistythe same thing almost happened to northern dancer by the way
>>548374256Hopefully he'll show up in Arima so in Dec
>>548374217He really needs an expy like Treve and they should show up in the BCC scenario
>>548374414absolutely vile creature
>>548374487Is there a compilation of all of these?
>>548374637fuckin lmao
>>548374541typically racehorses are gelded if they have trouble focusing on racing or are too poorly tempered to be worth the trouble
>>548374414if evil, why cute?
>>548374637Masquerade Ball's own way of seething
>>548374414Absolutely have my rolls ready for her.
>>548374382It's just me or Japanese usually has good colts gen then has good fillies gen, and it's alternate
>>548374541Because many non-jap trainers can't be bothered to deal with temperamental horses, they advise gelding\more than half the cast would not exist if japs did the same btw
Total Caucasian victory
>>548374637lol what the fuck is he doing
>>548374637Kek that was a full-on hockey check
>>548374541>>548374776What's the Umaverse equivalent of gelding?
>>548374076Jantar is a pretty dope horse
>>548373872WTF I THOUGHT MYSTERY WAY IS POPULAR
>>548374637Masq crashing OUT
>>548374697>>548374716>>548374803https://x.com/nanmin_otaku/status/1995025052979663284it seems like his leg has a problem, its not good...
>>548374717horse
Imagine how salty Admire Terra's jockey and their team right after that finish
>>548374847LORD OF METAL
>>548374637he's fucking pissed
>>548373872how many posts are for the fan vote?
Croix WILL continue to race and redeem himself. Just you watch. One 4th place is nothing and the Arc is gay anyways
>>548374847>pacifies the horse and makes it much more likely to listen to you>but also makes it kind of a moot point to try and get attention for winning, since the horse can't be used for breeding anywaytorena-san cumming deep inside the uma and marrying her mid career
>>548374847spaying
>>548374847Hysterectomy I guess. Not sure why you would do that on a young umamusume though.
>>548374847chasity cage
>>548374849He is miler, thoughI hope he could become good stud just like Lord Kanaloa
>>548374776Fly high Helios
>>548374885Oh shit, dura leg curse again?
>>548374793what is Ichiro doing there lol
>>548374885I wonder if that would explain him slowing down at the last seconds before the goal or he got that after the collision
Note to tranny jannies: This is not cropped porn, or an edit, this is all from the game!>>548374885It never ends...
>>548374847Career ending pregnancy.
>>548374905Who knows? the outcome may have been different if there were a jockey. It's like losing 50kg of weight no?
Forever Young's victory in the BCC cursed the Japs to lose the JC this year
>>548374637Horse's High Five
>>548375048
>>548374035>>548374637he fell safely but his leg and crotch hit the railing aftwerwards
>>548374637Holy shit. That's bad.
>>548374995he only has a very small amount of inbreeding so shadai will milk his seed till the cows come home
>kitasan progeny are washed>duramente progeny are washedmy crystal ball says it's approximately time for some Gold Ship kids to take the wheel and save Japan
>>548375082What is the the bcc?
>>548374793based ichiro
Why are retards making irl bets based off a videogame?
>>548374487Put it on the youtubeshttps://youtu.be/nB2GNO4A9uM
>>548374885https://x.com/TAKIYAMAKEIBA/status/1995025750597263758yeah looks like masquerade is injured
>>548375156One of his kids just died recently...
>>548375048>Career endinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_in_Her_Hair
>>548375156Uhhh, right
>>548375156has gold ship actually produced any winnersI know they keep breeding him so he must be doing SOMETHING
>>548375162Breeder's Cup Classic
>>548375082Just as wellInternational competitors snatching each others' trophies will spice things up
>>548375117It's over. He's gonna get gelded as well.
>>548375223uberlebenmeiner grandmeisho tabaru
>>548375223Meisho Tabaru is his only G1 winner so far, winning the Takarazuka Kinen this yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poAdF2hdpZY
>>548375207As in triplets, too pregnant to even jog.
>>548375178terra was probably 2:20.01jesus christ
>>548375178Masquerade really did slow down and lost because of it
>>548375214that's the attitude of a winner
>>548375183fuck, hope both him and tosaki make a swift recovery
>>548375156Meisho Tabaru might have had a spark
>>548375271>dura kid>won akitenlollmao, evenhe might be horrifically inbred (3x3, 4x4, and 5x5) but dura blood is highly prized
>>548375183Wait, Masquerade was gonna pull a Silver Sonic before twisting his ankle?
Have any losers produced any winners recently?
Oh yeah, Calandagan wasn't even allowed in the Arc since geldings are banned.
>>548375229Anon I literally don't know if you're joking and I don't want to look it up
>>548375178Thanks. It's always fun looking at these videos where the crowd goes apeshit at the end.
AIEEEE SAVE JAPAN EQUINOX
>>548375382Why though? less weight?
>>548375317This is why you go easy on the inbreeding
>Forever Young has great success>Jantar is becoming Mightiest Miler 2.0>American Pharoah is in JapanJaps are going to go back to their roots and are producing their next best generation of horses by breeding from American horses.
>>548375313Should have trained more stam. Don't make the same mistake for the next CM, bros.
>>548375156Which stud that still good making good race horse? Epiphaneia?
I HATE KITASAN BLACK
>>548375404
nahh that joint gotta be dislocated
>>548375404Bwo...
>>548375183Nooooo....
>>548375506I'm going all in stam for my pace
>>548375371fairly common for loser mares with good sires to produce winners
>>548375404https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1984751600909307906
>>548375404The news was quite big in Uma Musume as a whole. Forever Young winning Breeder's Cup Classic (a famous dirt race in the US) and Cygames teasing and announcing the Uma Musume character right after. No way you missed that...
breeders cup sounds like a place where you fuck the horses
>>548375479the arc is meant to promote breeding
>>548375183>guy writhing in pain>hors gets injuredWhat the fuck is going on today?
>>548375479Tradition? I believe Arc is for non-gelding so horse owner can increase their horse value for breeding
Hope you globalbabs enjoyed that shitshow of a race.To that other anon at Tokyo racecourse, don't forget to come to the paddock area for the dancing horse event.
MUMMY
>>548375612idk about the actual history but the race name is usually to honour something this time in honour of the breeders
>>548375419That's the real fun in all of this
>>548374885>duramente offspring>leg problemkitasan black would never
>>548375183>my very first Japan cup experience>very cursed and this much happening alreadyAm I getting the whole pack and experience
>>548375371rice... I couldve put some winners inside her
>>548375479Geldings are straight up better racers than stallions. More focused, less likely to act like retards on the track, easier to trainthe problem is of course that they can't fuckrelatedly to how many poorly tempered stallions mellowed out when allowed to fuck
>>548375602>>548375404Forgot picrel
>>548374568>fraud?
>>548375183>Masball gets a leg injury>Energico is out for 9 months because of a leg injury tooDuramente's glass leg gene is too strong....
>>548375501>Jantar Mantar will be El Condor but with a bunch of India jokes instead of Mexico jokes>Pharoah(sic) being a mid sire in the States and hoofs it over to Japan>Ends up a runaway success>Sunday Silence 2 Egyptian Boogaloo>Since he's a dirt horse he makes a whole litter of Agnes Digitals
>>548375183NOOOO HES SUPPOSED TO BE DURAS EQUINOX
>>548375718that's keiba, baby
>>548375760Fraud = horse I don't like
>>548375718Hell yeah, you get the funni, you get the kino, and you get the "oh shit someone got injured" after the race.
>>548375741>Geldings are straight up better racers than stallionsnot in Japan
Kill jockeys, behead jockeys
>>548375602I only came back to the game a while ago
>>548375537Thats a lot of races in a lot of different places on earth to never go below 3rd
>>548375798He is Dura's son, so he could get Dura's fate
>>548374934Croixcucks keep coping. He’s the James Harden of horses. Decided to leave his home chasing success only for him lose everywhere he goes.
Banana fiend
>>548375741Not in Japan. Struve is shit
>>548375865breeders cup was at the beginning of the month, anon
>>548375852Japan have very little to no laws to protect animals. They're pumping their horses full of hormones and other shit.
>>548375183That contena dude on xitter is right. Masquerade Ball has everything to compete on high level. But unlike Equinox he has very bad temper and it might cost him one day, too bad the "one day" is this soon.
official english casthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rKE4YIrDRk
>>548375404>Bro forgot hors of cygamesSay goodbye to your account, anon
>>548375946keep seething, ESLnigger
>>548375931YesAfter thatLike 4 days ago or something
>>548375972I saw that 3x3 SS blood when I was checking his pedigree earlier and thought "that can't be good"And then this happened.
https://x.com/TAKIYAMAKEIBA/status/1995025750597263758Ah yep, that's a fucked legNo arima, do NOT kill this horse, thanks
>>548375865you won't guess what the in game jbc races stand for...
>>548375798We'll just have to wait for an official statement to know for sure how bad it is. Wouldn't be surprised if he has to sit out Arima though
>>548376007>TheVery insightfulThank you
>>548375649MUMMY IS HEREMUMMY I thought this was going to be a bad skin but I love her play on words.
>>548376031that's not "a while ago," anon
honse is okay, so is Lemairehttps://x.com/keibalab/status/1995033656348610611
>>548375798It's because he's Dura's son that he's fated to have glass legs
with JC over Dura is now about 60 million JPY above Kita in progeny Earned WinningsKita -> 1,958,209,000 + 75,000,000 (4th place) = 2,033,209,000 JPYDura -> 1,891,356,000 + 200,000,000 (2nd place) = 2,091,356,000 JPY
MORE FRACTURES! MORE!
>>548376135Thank god, now hoping tosaki is fine too
>>548376087JockeysBeCarried(off the track on a stretcher)
Do we have a list of "shit that went wrong" so far? How much more can there be, it's fucking two minute race?
>>548375612>>548375683It’s the super bowl of dirt racing. Originally created by the Breeders Clubs around the country to pitch in money and promote ethical and high standards of treatment for racehorses before, during, and after their careers.
>>548376079that looks broken...
>>548376119I honestly feel that it is?It's half of a weekI already feel like I have gone through most of the new content I have found
>>548376214The last several G1s have been pretty clean, I guess they had to dump all the unlucky stuff all at once.
>>548376135THAT >>548376079 is NOT okay, man
>>548375702Kitasan Black offspring are glass canons too or did you forget that horse that died during the derby?
>>548376071>>548376092>>548376139>Liberty Island won triple tiara then glued>Energico won kikka sho and injured>Masquerade Ball won akiten and 2nd in JC then injuredaaand Duramente is done. I want Duramente's blood to be preserved, so if Ball cannot race again and retire early then so be it.
>>548376267>>548376310He probably sprained something but nothing looks obviously broken. That's how a horse's ankle is supposed to move.
I need to see japanese mares being fucked by big black american stallions ASAP!
>>548376374we all know the truth when it comes to Liberty Island anon...
>>548376135That doesn't mention his injury just that he was caught after flinging Lemaire
>>548375972He is horribly inbred with a bad pedigree so I'm not surprised he has big temper issues. Poor hors
>unjockeyed horse winsuma real
>>548375741Why not just let them fuck and race at the same time?The owners can just buy a pair of cheap fillies to have around, and let their race horse fuck when it wants between races and training
>>548376374>DuramenteThat's cursed line.
teio teio teio
>>548376374Liberty Island shouldn't have died that way.
>>548376146>kitakek barely beating a dead horse
>>548376439She was overraced. Sunday want their own Almond Eye so bad when it's clear that Ojou was just another triple crown mare like Daring Tact, not on Ai or Donna level.
>>548376523Cute Teio badSlutty Teio trying to steal Trainer from Rudolph good
>>548376495Until the hors mistook one for the other and ran with a fucking boner
>>548376297A Goldship child fucking died at QE2.
Once again big nige does nothing but act as food for pacekeks
So what the fuck is with Kawada is he just a shit jockey how is it this keeps happening to him
>>548376374Sunday Racing killed Liberty Island
>>548376613Don’t know but man his biography would make for a great movie
>>548376534That's just current active horses. If you add previous years Kita clears easily with Equinox.
>>548376613Kawada is a great jockey, he even won the last G1 (Mile Championship) with Jantar Mantar but it is funny how many times this still happens to him kek
>>548376535>Daring Tact>Undefeatable Triple Tiara>Disappear after thatMan...
>>548376612beru-chan a cute
>>548376613He specialized in mares, obviously
>>548376696>>548376696>>548376696
Burger Triple Crown winners are the epitome of endurance. American Pharoah will save japs from the glass legs.
>>548376274your sense of time is completely fucked
>>548376613he is pretty good
>>548376612Cutest Mejiro.Kill McQueenKill Ryan
>>548375635Ah fuck I already left and I'm going to KFC to celebrate my loss.If you saw a white guy with a beard, glass, and black arknights shoulder bag that was me
>>548376562no, Pilsudski knew full well that air groove was a mare
>>548376613bad luck
>>548376684Most mares peaked early. Almond Eye and Gentildonna are exceptionals.
>>548376709come on man, we still have more life to this thread
>>548376535>overracedSomeone like Oguri Cap is what you would call "overraced". Liberty had a normal racing schedule, she was just unlucky.
>>548376887no, she also had to deal with the flight from dubai to hong kong and quarantine afterwards
>>548376815I'm surprised that Daring Tact still trying to run in her sixth year rather than going to breeding early
>>548376739I think you just have a longer assumption of gachaIf someone says "Let's walk for a while" you assume it might be 10-30 minutes, as in the context of how long they mean is set by the subject they are describing the timespan forYou have played gacha for a long period of time and have normalised it, I play for a bit and then leave, my while should be shorter then yours I suppose
>>548376887Sunday Racing Co. Ltd. has deposited 100 yen into your account
>>548376785Hey, big guy, don't turn around.
>>548376938She's not running during the flight or the quarantine, that's basically a rest period.
>>548377046you don't seem to understand how stressful that is
is pump some iron really the only safe choice for lates?
>>548377185It's really not. Panthalassa handles traveling really well and Ebayan did the Saudi + Dubai combo and did fine.
>>548377387bread is a rare exception and a total weirdoebayan fucked up at dubai this year
>>548377650Yahagi revealed that he got treated badly in Dubai, which is why he wasn't in the mood during the race and couldn't put out his best.
>>548370184Mad scientist girls are peak.
