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Teio!
URA doesnt want you to know about the chinese uma sex slave rings
This puzzle has 160 pieces.https://jiggie.fun/2D4wyk
>>548376701>actual horse pussy connoisseur
Doto won't be added to Daily Legend races until 2nd anniversary (nearly a full year away).
Today was fun, to the /jp/ anon, I'll see you at the next one I get tickets to
Maid with built-in cutting board
>>548376779
what a clown show Japan Cupit feels like everyone lost
>Admire Terra late start>Admire Terra dumps his jockey at the start>Croix blocked and gassed at the last spurt>Masq nosed out>Admire Terra wins but DQ'd>Masq checks another horse after the race, dumping both jockeys>Masq might have an injuryWhat's next?
>>548376696What an odd name but that is amazing lol.
>>548376821He loves his mares, that's for sure
Special Week may be a lardass but at least she didn't let some fucking baguette-faggot disrespect Japan
If the nips weren't such greedy fucks and gelded their horses, races would be a lot safer.
>>548376696Your winning horse, Calandagan
I went to like 30 rooms and front runners I encountered around 4 times are fucking insane (that is if one has deck to build them). Vs some Gold Ship there's some hope, vs fronts (Seiun Sky mostly)? There's none, it's fucking over at the start.
Just as Shiraoki intended
>>548377072got any examples of those fronts?
>>548377052What a lad
>>548377052What a cool honse
>>548377072Forgot your oguri image
so what did we learn
>>548376696Admire Terra clearly won
Yutaka Take must have gotten some divine intervention telling him not to race in this Japan Cup. What a mess.
Does King Halo wear white shoes and green
How the fuck can they even adapt Admire Terra phantom victory if they make an anime?
>>548377052that's a cool blaze pattern
>>548377192Whenever I see this picture, I keep saying her face on the JRA Logo in Umamusume.
>>548377192Learn? There was nothing to learn, just history being made that you had to see to believe
>Croix STATUS: Lost, blocked, and possibly gonna recuperate awhile until Spring>Masquerade STATUS: Lost, big mad, and the Dura injury genes might be kicking in>Japan Jockey STATUS: All Lost, 3 Tossed, 1 injured, and 1 cost his horse the JC win>Calandagan STATUS: Won, Beat Aichan, high chance Horse of the Year winner, and still geldedYour 2025 Japan Cup everyone
>>548376995I've heard that Calandagan winning JP cup saves JP cup
>>548377294Obsessed
>>548376907As a neutral observer the fact an unjockeyed horse won is hilarious to me
>>548377226Yes
>>548377227She wins the race but gets DQed for a rule violation. They did the same thing for McQueen.
>>548377302PGR is better anyway
COMPLETE FRENCH DOMINANCE BEGINS AGAIN
>>548376989Why yes, I do like mares and bring them to victory. Why do you ask?
>>548377302Chinese rely on advertising to be relevant.
>>548377052Hell yeah.
>>548377302Yes we know chinks bot the TGA polls. Unfortunately for them the media gets 90% of the weighting so fan votes only break ties. Looking forward to their melty when Persona wins because that's the only name journos know.
>>548377348mcqueen's rule violation was easier to portray because it wasn't about a jockey
>>548377324How come? Isn't it embarrassing for a GAIJIN to win the JAPAN cup
>"seiun">look inside>manhattan cafe
Isn't this a video game general? Why is every post about irl horse racing?
Kill your nearest jockey
>>548377132I forgot to make screenshots, sorry. Something like 1200/1000/800/400/700, it takes a lot of time even for whales probably.They create such a large gap midrace it's just fucking over. I kinda knew that because I ran fronts myself at gemini but 800 speed wasn't cutting it so wr wasn't that good. These have stats to support that gap.
Calandagan clearly activated pump and on your left at the same time
>>548377226
>>548377302If Kojima told them to vote Uma or Purse Owner Dorito pope would do it in a heartbeat
>>548377468Speculation on future content
>>548377463same owner as sky and nishino flower
>>548377461Do you have any idea how many years it took for a Japanese horse to actually fucking win the thing?
>>548377461Because Japan is desperate for more invaders to come in the Japan Cup. It's been 20 years since a foreign horse won there until now with Calandagan which is a good sign for future invaders to want to go and try winning now too. JRA even raised the purse of the JC just to entice more foreign horses to run
>>548377468irl racing is our future content
>>548377348Yeah that could be it, but that way the final duel between Masqarede Ball and Calandagan loses impact and emotion...
>>548377302>thinks fan votes actually matter
>>548377468fuck off
>>548376995Spe was beating a jetlagged Montjeu>>548377324It does unironically. In the end, it's a JRA victory.>>548377461The Japan Cup has been losing popularity badly among foreign competition. They prefer going to Breeder's Cup, Honk Kong or Dubai instead if they have to make a foreign trip.
>0% speed growth uma>no one wants to burst on speedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548376613He's THE mare jockey, but he's been pretty unlucky ever since his horse wife died.
>>548377461because the complete domination of JC by the nips has caused it to lose its luster as an international race especially when it's next to the HKIC. So a foreign horse winning will hopefully spark more invaders to join next year
>>548377473jockeyless hors won meaning that the training made him win TRAINERS WE DO MATTER
>>548377552Can't wait for more geldings to enter Japan Cup
>>548377468you'll understand eventually newcutie
>>548377461Roru. The race is specifically made so jap hors can race with overseas. If Calandagan (SEKAI ICHI) lost then no one would send their hors to JC
>>548377348What's the equivalent of throwing off your jockey thoughForging the trainer's signature on the participation entry?
>>548377576Rather than a rule violation, her cleats coming off and running barefoot might be the way to go. She knows she’s disqualified but still won’t give up
>>548377593>keep getting guts bursts 90% of the time
> Haven't had long or turf activate in 10 careers> Don't have any better parents nor can I find any on searchI'm in trouble
>>548377663race outfit torn off
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY YOU FAT PIG
>>548376887Well then why do you think Sunday killed Liberty?>>548376973Daring Tact is from a small farm that only produced like 10 foals yearly at max, looks like the Daring farm were trying to get as much money from her as possible.
>>548377468you're not going to believe what the game is based on
https://x.com/sznk_/status/1995023930789433636>(and admire terra)fucking lmao it's literally the 3 dragon heads meme
i'm at a point where I'm genuinely considering running Wit Air Shakur for Spurt.
>>548377602NEVER FORGIVENEVER FORGET
>>548377302Geoff is gonna look at those fan votes, laugh, and get handed the winner from the game journalist who voted about the one mobile game they heard about but never played.
My German wife's fire moves.
>>548377468Irl horse racing is fun too. Just dont bet on it.
I wish I could trade my Spe-chan for better umas.
29489317cm6 testbring your most jacked gold ships
>>548377663Tossing a piece of racewear midrace? Like removing a jacket and blocking other racers’ views or paths.
>>548376696Is it gonna take another Teio for Japan to recover its Japan Cup dominance?
Admire Terra uma musume-fication should be an asshole to the trainer.
>>548377818Go for it. Just highroll the other stats and get 600 wit with air shakur.
>>548377468give it a thread people will talk about cm libra again next thread
Can you even imagine the uma adaptation to this entire shitshow of a race kek?
>>548377889Remember to irrigate your hors
>>548377898Don't have gold ship
>try guts build on guts growth uma>target is 900 guts so I don't have to train stam as muchh>blue balls sit on stam instead of guts like they used to
>>548377883It's umazing that KFC Japan kept their original zine biscuits while KFC US has mini hockey pucks.
>>548377962>this happens to KWAB du nord
Sorry danchou, its Sunday. Gonna take it easy today.
>>548377898
Closer look of Admire Terra throwing Kawada off kek
>>548377898my golshi is not even S rank...
actually why do i care about real horseracing so much nowfucking cygamesthey got me didnt they
>>548377052You just know if he wasn't gelded some rich nip ojii san will buy himand make him stud in japan like Obey Your Master and Tony Bianca
>guts>guts>wit>gutsSparks are so fucking rigged
>>548377354Project Gotham Racing?
>>548378078Intentional.Glue the horse.
>>548377782You keep blaming Sunday when it was the HK vets that immediately made the call without even consulting with the trainer.
>world's best sprinter - ballless>world's best(?) miler - ballless>world's best mid distancer - balllessAIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE US WITH YOUR BALLS EBAYAN!!!!
>>548377883You gonna... eat all that..?
>>548378078that's a big trip
>>548378078kinda based
I'm gonna bet real money on arima kinen and if I win I'll become the most whale there is using irl honse money
>>548377883Man...
>>548377883UmazingHope you had a great time anon (did you get to pet Lemaire?)
>>548376881MORE JIGGIES!!!!!!!
>>548378087Gotcha bitch. Now you're hooked for life
>>548378181>regaleira wins arima
wow you guys weren't kidding, 20 years since the last gaijin winner
>>548377883Umazing but am I a fatfuck for thinking this isn't enough?
>>548377468it that time of year where jpseaniggers invade our thread and derail every thing just report their off topic post
>>548378181Almost all of the jockeys are gelded as well. In fact so is most of the audience. They understand that it's simply the way to reach peak performance
>>548377216thanks fuku-chan
go ireland
>>548378262Which is why some wishes Calandagan to win>If the world best hors jobbed, why should I bother?
Forever young should win the breeders classic again next year You know, as a joke
>>548376881>>548378237(me)Quoted someone on accident but it is art so it still vaguely relates to my demand
>>548377962>Masquerade gets pissed and elbows Calandagan after the race
>>548378262Wait, Lemaire was riding Vodka? Shit this guy is everywhere
>>548378286>but am I a fatfuck for thinking this isn't enough?Yes, unless you're like 7 feet tall
>>548378181>KYR>Romantic Warrior>and now Calandaganstallion stocks are down
>>548378262I SEE IT
>>548378262>All followups are frenchWhat a disgrace, it wasn't enough that they humiliate them when they go there now they do it in their country too.
Stop making me want to fuck horses!
>>548378015Does a non-joke version of this image exist?
we fuck eunuchs in here
>>548378381Lememe rode Vodka's two final races and even helped her get a Japan Cup win. He's truly the GOAT
>>548378295Stay mad retard
I thought I had a pretty okay goldshi, but all my opponents shoot off like oonige.
holy shit
>>548378136Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time...
>>548378072My oshis aren't in the game yet...
>>548377302>vertical hivers think anyone cares about their botted votesLol its just like tower rankings.
>the guy that seethes in jp thread about them talking about Keiba and not the game is here toolol
>>548378381>doubting leGOAT
/uma/ is keiba general
>>548378262>Take didn't jockey this Japan Cup
>>548378286I completely agree, there's easily enough leftover space for a burger and some hot wings, though to be fair I usually scrap the soda altogether
>>548378628Sure but chrono can fuck off
>>548377052That's not Admire Terra though?
>>548378628Chrono LOVE
umamusume is a keiba game
>>548378442The only based frenchman
>Lose 2 7%>Lose maiden>Lose a 2%Taishit fucking sucks
>>548378672No
Who's the riderless horse? He was ROBBED.
>>548378237Well, I guess so.https://jiggie.fun/bb8Axbhttps://jiggie.fun/bb8Axb
Digitan LOVE
I honestly want to try betting on irl races. The thing is if I do I'd vote only of names and seeing the odds. I don't know which ones are the strong ones or favorite to win.I knew I should do research about them but I don't even know how to research about the honses.
>>548378672Hmmm... nyo
>>548378723>>548376821
>>548378628
>>548377818bwo it's not worth itdo sweep ssr
Oh fuck I forgot the new CG ep is out
>>548378723>He was ROBBED.He knew what he was doing
>>548378748https://en.netkeiba.com/
>>548378262Just look who the jockey for second place when foreign horse win Japan Cup
>>548378136>>548378535thats the only fucking name that comes up in my head even now even though i looked up what that refers to currently i still cant remember it again
>>548377201
>>548378720>>548378759Yes. Die.
>>548377889me at the dentist
>>548378748Dont do it. Gambling poisons the soul and is bad for you!
>>548378748Just watch rednu and bet on w/e he bets. He's a horse racing veteran just like he's a jp uma veteran.
>>548378705and Wife
>>548378718Umas are animals who turn Torena love into race victories, you're at fault for not loving Taishin enough, scumbag
>>548378798bro dont curse him into eternal cycle of AGEMASEN
>>548378748just watch more races and read what people with experience write about the horses, with time you will instinctively know what to look for
>>548378748just pick the funny name
>>548378825>https://en.netkeiba.com/>fully EnglishIt's time to become rich or poor>>548378894I NEED TO GAMBLE
>>548378809I love these creature Oguris
>>548378798I'm considering it because the fucking bratty filly is YADA'ing me and Hishi won't give it and the 6* spurt from the parents I'm borrowing won't give it and I'm not getting it randomly from team members
>>548378880How many times has this man fallen from his horse?
>Lemaire only peforms when Take is also racingWhere is he anyway?
>>548378970I hate how stupid she looks, but the real Doto is cute.
>>548378970I besiege you, don't do it. It will spell disaster for you.
>>548379005He was in Kyoto iirc
>>548378885t. the raped
>>548378970i LOVE how intelligent she looks, also the real doto is very cute
>>5483790033
>>548378748Don't do it
>>548378970>in a gacha general>not enough gamblingOh this anon is gone
>>548379005take couldn't find a horse for japan cup because he's terminally washed so he went to go lose every race in kyoto today
>>5483790033 times now, all stallions kek
>>548377883>be in JPN>go to an American fast food joint instead of JP restaurants.
>>548377468I mean, the general is called /uma/>TL note: "Uma" means "horse"
>>548378970ANON SAVE YOURSELF
Cygames should add a 1-5% chance that your Uma gets disqualified during a race
I just woke up and found out I missed it
>count how many times a rainbow shows up in speed in senior year, just to see how much the game is fucking me in the ass>9 times with single rainbow>9times no rainbow>twice with double rainbow>4 speed cardsi need mlb kitasan and biko
>>548379181It is actually surprising how many people don't get thisThey think umamusume is a unique made up word and not literally just the japanese words for horse girl.
>>548379213>Spe-tardFigures.
>>548379213Here you gohttps://youtu.be/2rKE4YIrDRk
Betting on horse racing is a smarter and better use of your money than spending on this game.
>>548379206KINOi would hate it thanks
>>548378870Project Gotham Racing was a launch title for the original Xbox. I don't think it ever got a sequel and I'm not sure how much info/media still exists since it was so overshadowed by Halo. Bill Gates had a "Hello there fellow kids" moment at an early promotional event that was pretty funny.
>>548378669>>548378286>4 chicken thighs, decent amount of fries, soda, and biscuitThat's more than enough for a meal, this could be all you eat in a day and be enough.
>>548379285Who wins>uma:derbyOr>musume:pretty
Now that Japan Cup is over, who is the favorite to win the Arima Kinen next month? Masquerade Ball? It has been on a winning streak lately (Tenno Sho Fall and then that 2nd place in Japan Cup breaking Almond's Eye record)
>>548378901>rednu>guy that was dissing Calandagan and said he doesn't stand a chance
>>548379213Good for you, I didn't sleep waiting for it and it's 5am already...
>>548379213You missed an absolute shitshow but also kino of a race
>>548379309nyo, gambling is worse
>>5483792060.5% chance that she gets a career ending injury that deletes your run
So how are they adapting this in the game? I can already see a nightmare career with Admire Terra refusing to listen to you half the time but being really strong.
>>548379353>mare>won hopeful stakes>tried to triple crown>only has ONE mare only win
>>548379353Masquerade Ball seems to be in pain. I think it's better he rest for Arima.Also Regaleira will win for 2nd time in a row.
>533k retention lineholy fuck I'm so fucking dead tomorrow
>>548379353It's Regaleira, last year's Arima winner and recent QEII Cup winner. They want to see her win it two years in a row
>>548379353I would say Danon Decile, Masquerade Ball is most probaly out
>>548379362His advice fucked me over in Taurus so I blocked his channel and call him fat in /uma/.
stop blaming sweepy for the agemasen!!!it's air groove's fault for showing up!blame her!!!!!
WW2 uma love
>>548379213You fucked up, there is no other way of putting it.
>>548379353CHADmire Terra ONE MORE TIME
>>548379353Regaleira is who I'm rooting for and she won last year too. Masquerade is possibly injured and might have to sit out
>>548378262>20 years ago was 2005
>>548379206>mcqueen
He didn't win but man Seiun Hades' BIG NIGE was so fun to watch live
>>548379593I would vote for him if he ever gets in
>>548378970And you are why they let Cygames use the horse names.Congrats for becoming a statistic.
yutake take SEX
>>548379478You've had like a month to upgrade your team now, there's no excuse for being unable to clear at least 550k. I think this will be the line's last big jump until at least KSB rerun.
>>548379478There is still time to make new una you know
>>548378901
>>548379296don't say spe-tard..
>>548379669So you would take Yutake for sex?
Rednu was a retard when he said Tectone was a cool guy and wanted to collab with him
Cinderella Gay is just turning into Kuro no Basket. This is ass
>>548379856spegger
>>548379904at least Oguri can win on her own unlike Kuroko
>>548379856spe-CHUD
>>548379353I'm cheering for tabaru but it's going to be regaleira, that mare is a beast
>>548379856Spe-tardSpe-iggerSpe-eetSpe-edo
Best roommate pair in Tracen
MY FUARKING HEROS
>>548379856spe-gger
>>548377201>>548376696>>548377052How would you write this story in the game / anime. Whats the reason Admire Terra lost but this Calandagan won
>>548379164I'm here six months a year I've eaten at enough Japanese restaurants
>>548379669This man?
>>548380084Work related?
>>548378669>>548379326For the record it wasn't soda, it was oolong tea
>>548376785Ah, RIP. Hope you enjoyed the race at least.If you like hors and hors-like creatures, don't forget to visit this pop up store before you leave Fuchu.https://umabred.jp/news/888
>>548380084>Six months a yearHuh. You working there anon? Or some multinational corp?
Just make Kawada ride a mareHe just does better with themjantar was a fluke
>>548380067Oguri Cap's can't English but in can't speak French
They're gonna go hard on the posters come S3 with Inari
>>548380190
>>548380067https://youtu.be/Zf6zxvi-oacNo Reason, the 1st fav for 2002 Kikuka Sho, also threw his jockey (Take Yutaka) right from the gate. I don't have her in JP so I can't tell how the Uma implementation about it.
>>548380147>>548380164I'm the anon that works for the US branch of a Japanese entertainment company, so late-fall to late-spring I'm in Japan doing event prep, late-spring to mid-fall I'm in the US and Europe overseeing the events.
Any other races where the jockey dismounts and the horse still wins i NEED more kino
>>548380252You can say he has no reason to run with a jockey
>>548380290Slut dress
>>548380290is that point flag
>>548380307Here anon. The jockey dismounts from the living world and the horse still wins
>>548379669For some reason I did not connect at all the idea that Nase is a standin for yutake take
>>548380013definitely tied with these two for my favorites
>>548376696Extremely cute mare.
Today a LEGEND was bornAdmire Terra claimed victory at the Japan CupEveryone say something nice about Admire TerraOur newest hero and legend
>>548379669Why did they make him a woman tho
>>548380328
>>548380475that's my gf
>>548380252>Why did you throw off your jockey?!>No reason.
>>548380328No Reason and Silver Sonic didn't finish first like Admire Terra, so Admire Terra being able to spurt overtaking the world's best without whips and signals is very impressive. I stand by my opinion that he should received the record.
>>548380117
cutest trainer
>>548380485If hors must be womanJockey must be woman
>>548378748Wish I did for this cup. I was all in on calandigan purely off of the name, never watched irl racing once or did any research, and he won. I coulda won a lot of money.
Croix had that, would've made it a 3 way, could've buried Calandagan stuck in the middle or could've just overtaken both from the inside, absolute robbery just because Terra parked his ass on him.
>>548380252well at least No Reason had the decency to turn around and check if Take was ok
>>548380602It's a tossup between Admire Terra not having the signals/whips and Admire Terra not having to deal with the weight of a jockey
>>548380485They didn't
OITAMA
>>548380640Kek I know people will say you're coping but it is true that Terra blocked him at the final stretch. If you notice, Kitamura actually had to pull back Croix so he could slow down to not collide with Terra and I think it was a good call. Better safe than sorry, the whole thing had enough collisions and jockeys falling off as is. Finished 4th on the board regardless which wasn't bad at all. Just hope he can rest now and just skip Arima but we'll see
>>548380717post more tanuki tsuyoshi
>>548380673Do you have a clip for that? I remember seeing that before when I was still early into the game.
>>548380485They didn't. That's not Take, this is Take
>>548380084God I miss it, I was only there for 3 weeks but all the food was so good, have you been to Manten Curry? Little hole in the wall but I loved the place.
You guys are speculating too much that Admire Terra will eventually be in the game. His record is nothing to get excited about so low chances. Only 1 G2 win so far and he is in his 4th year already. https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021105369/
People only dislike spe because they haven't seen her ingame story yet.
>>548380285Sounds like it's old hat to youAlways wanted the kind of job that'd let me travel, but certainly hasn't panned outDid they set you up with an apartment or something? Half a year is a while
>>548380796croix might still go to hk vase anyway
>>548380602Handicaps are usually a couple of kg. Losing 50 kg of weight is basically cheating in terms of performance gain
>>548380848uh actually I think it was just cause Take was trying to hold on. No Reason took off after he fully let go lmao
>>548380798
>>5483808741 star ezpz
>>548380874Winning big isn't the only way a horse gets in, interesting stories are.
>>548380874>speculatingAnd what's wrong with that?It's fun
>>548380938I wonder which honse was it then. I remember seeing a clip of a jockey falling off and the honse going back to check on the jockey
>>548380874there's no way he's not getting in, this was way too meme-worthy
>>548380874Anon, Ardan, Win Variation and Sounds of Earth are all 3*s despite being G1lets. Hell, Curren Bouquetd'or is also a G1let and is looking to be another 3* too. It's not all about the records when it comes to umas, that's too boring
>>548380919I thought he declined the Vase invitation already? Iirc his team said with was either this or the Arima for the remainder of the year
>le funny random meme horse
>>548380602Not having the weight of jockey on their back is a huge advantage. It doesn't matter if the jockey is dead(which actually happened IRL and wasn't DQ'ed), they need a deadweight on them.
Almond Eye's trainer is going to spend time fucking around with Kitasan's trainer, going on nohomo™ adventures because YutakaT and Lememe are their main jockeys and are often seen fucking around in uma musume commercials that involve irl horse racing peopleMy uncle works at cyge
>>548381040silver sonic will get in first then
>>548380874>His record is nothing to get excited about
>>548381131Talking about this one >>548380384
Kino
>>548376696
>>548380252>I don't have her in JP so I can't tell how the Uma implementation about it.JP Ojisan here. They made it so that (you) and No Reason had an argument about whether or not to run the Kikkasho before summer camp, with the rumour going around is that the two of you had a massive falling out to the point of nearing cancelling the trainer contract.It was actually a ploy by the No Reason to make other umas drop their guard and mark someone else.So I guess they just kinda remove the issue entirely.
>>548380796>Just hope he can rest now and just skip Arima but we'll seeDoes it really take more than a month for them to fully rest up?
>>548381151tsuyoshi beat spe before tenno shoboth him and win variation are great horses stuck in a competitive gen
>>548381250>goofy dumbass rewritten to be a cunning tacticianhmmmm nyo
>>548381250How do you read the career stories on JP? Hachimi seems to only translate the ui and other basic stuff
little tamamo
Genuinely what the fuck is up with career races after the huge balance patch? I never had this much fucking jobbing across all strategies and regardless of your fucking stats before.
>>548380067Don't know enough about japanese horse racing for real, but I guess they'd have to do something approximately close like have Admire Terra do something unsportsmanlike to get dq'ed
>>548381316It's a bit different since he came from the Arc/France which greatly exhausts the horse. He was looking okay today thankfully and still ended up on the board but he should probably take some time to rest just to be safe
>>548381392There's one way but you won't like it
>>548381392>Uma storiesIt's literally on top if you can't read kanji
>>548381392There is a new story reader thankfully so you can just deepl the career stories directly from here https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>548381392>JP Ojisan>how do you read jpman...
>>548381409I feel like running as front for every career no longer worksBasically never chance styles and at most I'll get like 1 loss during a run.
>>548381316It's more like recovering. They're not meant to run that fast with extra weight on top of them so they're literally tearing up their ligaments every race.
lol
>>548381236Fucking kek, how the fuck does this happen to Kawada three times now
>>548381316Modern racehorses, especially speedsters type, aren't as tough and need a long time to recover. It's even worse when a hors return from an overseas expedition like the Arc; It can take up to three or four months to fully recover from running in frog swamp.>>548381392I know Japanese. Why else would I play the JP version.
>>548381596
>>548381392Not him but your phone can translate with optical character recognition for years now
>slacker from failing the gamba event>fails to cure it twice >fails to show up at training three times in a rowI nearly threw my phone. Fucking Gold Cunt.
>>548381596>>548381678that's the traditional "need a buddy to help me commit sepuku" pose
>>548381596>>548381678>Man...
What impact would this victory have for GLOBALGODS in the overall future of Uma Musume? Another foreign horse soon to be added in the roster?
>>548380252Hishi Miracle in action
KEK
>>548381534I already didn't force every uma to run front, hence why I said across all strategies.
>>548381409Guts unironically matters now. You could lose because of an unlucky duel
>>548381236>I replied with the in b4 he wins as a joke>actually won
>get slow meta fatfuck event right before summer>summer rest cures itsick
>>548381760It's really fucking funny that every single photo with the finish for this JC will include admire terra
>>548381620meanwhile me playing the jp version just to do the other scenarios and get my favorite horse without waiting for 3+ years even though I cant read a single kanji
>>548381236>didn't make it in
>>548380862No but I'll go ahead and check it out tomorrow or Tuesday>>548380889No apartment but I get paid American money so it's affordable (to me)
>>548381596>>548381678>>548381760He's definitely gonna want to stick with mares after this. Would be funny if Jantar somehow knocked him off in a future race too kek>>548381863He definitely made history in his own weird and retarded way. I kneel honestly
>>548381760>Kawada, hearing this shit from Terra
>run progressing smoothly>all SSR event chains went to 2 classic year>completely stopped at senior year and didnt give me until finishJust what are the odds of this happening
>>548381902Hope you enjoy the place too, then.
>>548381863It will be funnier if they try to edit out terra
>>548381931uuuh about fifty fifty
>>548379353>Since 2005, the winner of the Tenno Sho or the Japan Cup can participate in the Arima Kinen even if it’s a foreigner
>>548381596>>548381678oopsie
>>548381797Yeah that is probably why, especially when it's more often than not neck/head losses
>>548382030TOTAL IRISH DOMINATION
>>548381914>Kawada, the mare specialistHeh. Funny since Gentil seems to tolerate his presence
>>548382110Danon Decile's jockey cam is out, you can see Admire Terra just flat out taking Croix's lane, very unluckyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUhtUYs4_l8Also Justin Palace's jockey camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHK5JZ0iNqo
>>548381236You cunt, why I am not in this, my comment was funny too
>>548382226If you have to say it was...
>>548382110Yeah he posted recently too that he was glad he was able to meet such a kind faced mare like Donna and she didn't mind him. Truly a mare specialist
Heard you guys talking shit about me.
>>548381236>tfw made it
What are some of the silliest reasons for mood drops? Like omg a pickle and Mr. Chalk
>>548382317It was funny to me, I swear it was funny aaaaiiiieeeee
>>548381236Man watching keiba with /uma/ especially G1 races is always such a hoot I swear
>>548382351more like you ate shit
>>548379232Only 1 more CM before the rerun
ENTER
>wrong blue>wrong pink>3* pinki hate this game so fucking much, 3 borrows a day is so fucked
>>548382364Flying cars
my careers have been progressively getting worse and worse the more I try to train. This is becoming pretty exhausting.>can't cap speed>lose all double circle unity cup into brick facilities>win cups BUT job to zenith with double circles>get aptitude but shitty stats >don't get aptitude but cap speed but powerlet>get the stats needed but no SSR events finished>good RNG with support cards shitty race placements>fail a secret event>fail a very low training rate into events of brick>constant mood down>no riko at junior year>summer camp with no speed rainbows>spirit bursts wont go to your preferred stats>sleep deprived>fail AGEMASEN
Give Terra the winNo more ningens in racing
So since Cygames is going to drop grand live and mant at the same time to save global, how are the banners going to work?
>>548381236*Blocks your path*
>>548382513When EVERYONE gassesNo one does..
Kek, uma masquerade ball is definitely gonna be one with quite a temper/prideful streak huh?
The train running from the racecourse is playing Yakuza adsThey're not very subtle about it huh
>>548382364Air Groove not getting Rudolf's joke
>>548382593Haven't kiwami 1 and 2 been out for a while?Do japanese ads not update?
>>548382453kek, this was so epipipi and the like can be included to Umamusume right?
>>548382364"OMG, HI TRAINER!">mood down
Can the acupuncturist not show up in unity? I'm just realizing now I've never seen her.
>>548382513Can this really happen? I've could have sworn it was always 2500m/3000m/3200m for long finalsIs it even possible to get the two long dirt tracks in the game? Maybe in MANT with El?
>>548382364Maruzensky listening to an old song
>>548382748Epipipi thankfully isn't owned by Kaneko but Deep and Sodashi (and all the other never evers) are so /uma/ came up with the grand plan to finally make it happen
>>548382748Pui, specifically. The story of stallions in a certain era is missing a large hole without him and King Kamehameha
>>548382364Manners are important too!
>>548382748>epipipi?he is owned by U.Carrot Farm, the same guys that own Cesario
>>548382364barbin
>>548382364El finding out timezones exist
>>548382364Kaichou not found
>>548381998Reminds me of that communist photo were they edit one out. But with horses.
>>548382364Oguri sad about dream meals and Bakushin not able to outrun a train
I might be Taikipilled now bros...
>>548382364>>548382538>>548382654>>548382761>>548382867>>548382941>>548383078>>548383178There should be a scenario where you are forced to do the entire thing with an awful mood
>>548383283I'll be in AWFUL mood once MANT drops
>>548380563This you?
>>548383254Taiki is a treat
>>548382834She can, you're just unlucky.
>>548383283haha what a funny idea anon. cygames would never do something like that
>>548383254enjoy your retarded ugly uma who can barely speak japanese and has a mutt dumb face
an update on Danon Decile's jockeyhttps://www.nikkansports.com/keiba/news/202511300000947.html
>>548383254Taiki is wife material for all red-blooded patriotic Americans.
>>548383254VERI VERI SANK YUUU
>>548383540Bonezu aru okei dess
>>548382669what happen
Does anyone else self insert into an uma or just me?
>>548383254>>548383394Taiki and I will have no less than 10 children. That large fertile American frame is meant for breeding.
>>548383689Yess dess :D
>pretty good run so far>rest>night owl>mood down>another random mood down event>use riko date>another mood down event afterI seriously need to take a break
>>548383796family shrine has no visitors, no donations, falls into disrepair, no money for heating and electricityFuku freezes to death in the winter
>>548383824gay
>>548383824yeah i insert into umas alright
>>548383824I insert self into umas.
>>548383824To speak of the general fanbase, no.Yumejos are most thickly concentrated around notIrish princess Fine Motion.
>>548383824Yeah, I self insert multiple times a night into Rice Shower.
https://crescent.8thwall.app/jra-kawada-jockey/Since you globalbabs seem to like Kawada, you can use this to summon your own mare master.
>>548383824chicks like pretending that they're mcqueen
>>548383824I like to insert myself in to umas
>>548384020AR Kawada….
>>548383824I inset myself in umas, yes
>>548384032No one should lewd Teio.
stupid anons you are going to make retarded uma children that are going to have the gatekept trait
>>548384087Sorry, but that's not happening
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/etz-i8hIJqo
Are parent runs in URA harder for some reason now? I swear I was able to do this while sleeping, but I've lost URA finals three fucking times with Matikane. I know we can't just frontrun and statcheck anymore, but what's the plan now?
>>548384152What the fuck?
>>548384000I don't recall making this post
HOOOOOOOLLYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DID ANYONE ELSE WATCH JAPAN CUP? WHAT A FUCKING FINISH THAT RACE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
calm down
>>548384249She wants itI give itIt's that shrimple
>>548384256That is because I made that post.
i literally look like mcqueen irl
>>548384329More like you're taking advantage of a naive and impressionable young girl.
stop getting horny
>>548384181>sanest wind player
>>548384336Trve...
>>548384020Kek thanks anon
>>548384397T R A C E NRACEN
Man, Sweet Kisses' Story in Umamusume Land would be even sadder than in real life
>>548384397type shit desuwa
>a gelding goes to Japan and breaks a record>one horse yeets the jockey and creates a distraction, blocking the 4th place>after the race, 2nd place body checks the 3rd place uma causing injuriestruly one of the races of all time
>>548384129>gatekept>gaslight>umaboss
if i'm into despair stories, which uma is for me
>hanshin juvenile fillies in two weeksnice
>>548384568
>>548384397The car?
>>548384585OH BOY MUH DICK
teio
>>548384585are there elderly fillies?
>>548384398The only power a torena has over an uma comes from a social contractNothing can happen without her being okay with it
>>548384585And then the Hopeless Stakes leading into the Arima. December is gonna be so fun with all the G1 races coming up
riko popping up last moment gives me a rush
>>548384635>Do you want to help your hors overcome her issue>NoOwari da...HOPEgods won.
>>548384676Fuck you mean elderly fillies?
>>548384635This uma was made for me
>>548381931It fucking happened again.I'm done training. I'll just settle with the strongest glue I've done
>>548384585
>>548384676you mean mares?
>>548383824alright fun's over, there will be no more inserting
It could have easily gotten worseJockeyless horses are a menace
>>548384676Those are just mares….
Any 20% speed umas that I can force into Long and End?
>>548384835Terra did pretty good despite being jockeyless. Properly paced and accelerated last spurt
>>548384905Pasa
>>548384639kachow!
>>548384765And this umaAnd that >>548381865 uma
>>548384828
>>548384676hags
>>548384585>>548384702Does that mean asahi hai is next week?Any cool 2-year olds to look out for?
>>548384792Please don't give up, I don't like when you give up
JC was nice to watch :)
>>548384828Wait what's happening here? Is this the guts training I've heard so much about?
>>548384765Thin Mirako is such a sweet girl.Totally my type.
>>548384635>BelieveDamn, this bitch has no artThat bad?
>>548385069Yeah, its hard to Believe
>>548385024Oh shit, a globalbab that plays WinPost?
>>548384765Probably the ugliest uma design to exist so far.
>>548385069Looks like a supporting character from a male idol anime barely anyone watched
>>548384992no, futurity stakes is later>>548385140I've been posting WP for weeks now
>>548384992next week is Champions cup, Asahi on 21st decthe Keiba G1 schedule for december are>Champions Cup>HJ Fillies>Asahi Hai>Hopeful stakes>Amira Kinen
yes
>>548385069She just released recently.Good story about two autists perfecting their craft. At the end, she brings back (You)r not!child with her from America.
>>548385194Sorry bab, I don't really brown/uma/. Hope you're enjoying it.
>>548384714If there are juvenile fillies then there should be elderly fillies.
>>548385136
>>548384635>last update: 17/20/2025huh
>>548385024>Sunday Silence is an honorary Japanese nowSIL is also a good example of 3x3 umas going insane like Masball's crashout earlier
>>548385301didn't urara win won of those
>>548385194Surely /uma/ doesn't have dirtphobia like the rest of Japan and will tune in for the champions cup.... right?
>>548385483We watched the last dirt G1 so I don’t see why we won’t be watching the next one
>>548385279yeah, it's niceI do lurk in the jp thread and posted my WP stuff there a couple of times>>548385425SIL might be crazy but trust me, her foals are absolutely destroying the competition
>>548385265Sprinters are not popular
>>548385483yeah i will, btw do you know if NAR have english page similar as keiba?
dirt?
>>548385483We were literally all here to watch THE Dirt races during Breeders' Cup.
>>548385619evil
>>548384635>>548385348>last update: 17/20/2025
>>548385619I want a Tama wife...
Dirt umas are the best! Bro when? I need her...
>>548385237Tokyo Daishouten too, no?
>>548385673Intelligent Avian a cute.
>>548385629You mean like netkeiba? You can still use netkeiba or NAR races.
>>548385687why would you call her that
I don't like cingray, bwos... it's so boring. They should have added more oguri with a big belly, at the very least
Is anyone here rolling for Tamamo Cross? She looks fun to build and play.
>>548385619Tama naizuri...
>>548385265>(You)r not!child with her from America.How does this even work?
>>548385741>>548385886
>>548385673dirt isn't very cute
>>548385962I will have so many children with Tama.
>>548385962i cannot imagine tamamo being a mother
>>548385865Is she part of the all uma banner? I might spark her then. Ideally I want to have the whole gang eventually
>>548385762yeah Tokyo Daishouten is on 29th of December
>>548385962I feel that Tama unironically would be a good wife and mother
>>548385915The child in question is Believe's child IRL, Gendarme, hence the joke.In-story the little girl is a not-bloodrelated kohai that Believe wants her trainer to train together with her.
>>548385245What the fuck is this perspective? She would have to have the spine of an actual horse. She is a fucking two legged centaur. People complain about AI slop and then post this?
>>548386068I could, even if she isnt my type. But I also came from a not so rich family.
>>548385746>Bro when?Bro...
>>548385915nta but the kid is alluded to being her best performing child IRL "Gendarme"iirc the story is that she went to america and brought the kid back for (you) to train
>>548385915The real hors went to broodmare duty in the US. In the game, she moved to the US to be with her grandfather who's working in the US, there she found a young uma (Gendarme) who was inspired by her races and wants to learn from her. (You) follow her to the US soon after and convinced both her and Gendarme to come back to Tracen with you.
>>548385865i have 50k carats for her saved up
>>548385865When does she come out?
>>548385865No she has a small dick
>>548385865Can’t afford to. Kitasan is making me miss so many great trainees.
AAAAA
>>548385865I should wait until the allspark but I don't give a fuck at this point, there's no one else I want other than Dober for parent usage and I'm fine on cards. I'll 4* her if the spark is damned.
golshi trying to steal fenomeno's gimmick
>>548385865she's on the "all-uma banner hopeful" list
>>548386126>>548386208she's referred to oguri's mom ingame and she has a little brother and sisteri think she could handle triplets
>>548386213Dont leave a bro hanging like that
Surely this time, I can't get slacker 4 times in a row.
she doesn't really need long S, right?
>>548385865Me
What happened to summer rests clearing the fucking debuffs?
There must be anons here who watched this Japan Cup as their first real horse race
>>548386531June 7th according to the timeline, which could be earlier if there's more acceleration. 2027
>>548386564she does if you're not going to cap speed
>>548386564The last spurt is much longer so distance S in unironically more impactful for med and long
>>548386643Should bros really have such massive bazongas?
>>548386659Uff thats rough, I thought it was next year. Least I can save up easily.
Rate Japan Cup 2025
>>548386517>tripletsI would be having a whole football team with Tamachan
>>548386749giving a (You) to yeppers instead of an attention whore
>>548386781Now post the fixed timeline and mistaken as family one
>>548386728Time to punish bro then.
ulala...
Belno is so sexy.
>>548385746>>548386213>>548386531>>548386643>>548386659>>548386846She looks like a boy, what exactly is the appeal?
Ikuno Dictus toes...
>>5483867378/10Would like if there was less shit happening with the jockeys being thrown all over the place, but Masquerade Ball going head-to-head with the world's strongest horse while being only 3-year-old is a good omen for the future
>>548386932???? Have you seen those tits?
>>548386781Reviving Japanese horseracing with Tamachan...
>>548386932My bro is lewd.
>>548386909cute
>>548386948Masquerade Ball was great but I'm seriously worried about his leg. Apparently he wasn't doing too great after the race
>>548387032haru's soft belly
Run bricked.
>>548385181Because she's more handsome than you
>>548386932She's your female bro (female). I also love her voice and she runs dirt. Whats not to love?
>>548387162if literally no one is there i think you still get a tiny bit of aoharu training from a race
>>548387162You need that rest anyway
>>548387162just rest?
>>548387069I hope it's a nothing burger and he will have a great senior year
>bring the mcqueen card to still get cooldown without sacrificing NSM>every run is either agemasen or she just doesn't finish her chainOkay I now officially hate long CMs
>the same jockey won this year's Arc, Champion Stakes and Japan CupThat's pretty impressive
I will rape Kitasan Black
>>548386067Erotic tummy ToT
>>548387275>Versailles quartetBased?
Mommy...
>>548387498Don't make me tap the sign
>>548387551w-what happens if you tap the sign?
I fucking hate french peopleKill the french
Pop that bitch on power!
>>548387607Rice wouldn't say thisstop slandering her
>>548387607Rice wouldn't say or do this...
I wish Kita was mare
https://jiggie.fun/_ECMt7
>>548387607Rice would become suicidally depressed due to suffering Paris Syndrome if you took her to france
>kwab du nord
I CRY I PRAY MON DIEUI CRY I PRAY MON DIEU I CRY I PRAY MON DIEU ADIEU MON DIEU
>>548387607Rice would have won earlier if she participated
>Called Japan Cup>They gave you a free drink cup coaster when you enteredFucking Luna is running the JRA I swear
This is always the base value for non-unity races/CM, right?Have a spare 140 SP and not sure if I should take nimble nav or ignited spirit SPD
>>548386932https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RR3OW2poSGw
might have to start abandoning runs when no long s first inspo. Training for longs feels so much more taxing than others
club rank stat?
>>548388215Thank god I just sleep and my bot does like 12 runs
>>548388335Despite everything still A
>>548388215You WILL finish the careerYou WILL pivot to farming fansYou WILL pivot to spark farmingIf you give up, you're a little bitch. Why not give up Uma on this point? Why not give up on life? You clearly can't even withstand the smallest of setbacks in a videogame.
>>548388335S+
>>548388101Nimble nav is better unless this is a front
>>548388215>Lose Hopeful StakesGive up>Lose one unity raceGive up>No distance S on first inspiration Give up>Failed training with 2% - 10% Give upI'm not wasting my time on a shit run with a cursed RNG seed
God DAMN, (You) look like THIS?!
>>548388480It's for a Pace. I was thinking it might be useful for the time she promotes to lucky pace
never abandon careerevent point grind 4 lyf
>>548388591No, I look like this.
>>548388428Im playing at least 3 other games most day. Also ive made 4 usable umas that could prol reach A finals so its min maxing now. Unlike mile can't do crazy wit attempts
Seeking to join a club, any club.Do tell if it's better to advertise a horse with high blue sparks rather than my 8* pace one (I don't know how to play this game)
>>548385265>>548386217>>548386214>>548386154Does Gendarme have an actual real model ingame or is that just fanart?
>>548388641>mfw I unironically tick 3/4 goddamn
>>548386749Yeppers
>>548388683>Im playing at least 3 other games most dayso this is the power of neetdom
A new angle. It seems like Admire Terra followed Calandagan after the race, which didn't lead to any accidents.Seems like Masquerade Ball bumped Danon Decile for something unrelated.https://youtu.be/soWzy80_aIk?t=1m47s
>two umas with basically identical career paths (the kind that wanna run classics and then senior year crowns too)>one career feels much harder than the otherI can get 100% win rate on rudolf easily but biwa feels like i can barely manage 50%
Would you rather a little cock or a bitter ass?
>>548388683Ehw, an Indonesian.
>>548388690style sparks are worthless it's all about distance and useful blues
>>548388593Lucky paces need angling to be competitive
>>548388641I train gold city btw not sure if that matters
>>548388690best to check right after the club reset on the 1st, once people clear out their inactives / flatliners8* strategy is very very nice, you'd be better off with high blue, but honestly neither one will probably get used much if its not really good
>>548388826Career difficulty is all about growth rates and usefulness of the unique
>Summer alts can have their costume events go off during summer>This means I can send Special Week to the Takarazuka Kinen and get +10 energy from her event afterwardslmao imagine not rolling for summer alts
feels good man
>>548388836Hot Brownie is much sexier than Laser Eyes
>>548387604The less you know, the better
>>548388726nyo
>>548388885Maru's soft honkers...
When even I do a spirit burst I imagine the breasts bursting out like an airbag.
I am ready for the suck.
>>548388884so what, biwa just sucks?
>>548388798i made up my job via craigslist (problem solving web dev) but otherwise yeah 100% live as a neet/hikki happily>>548388841white as the snow outside
>>548388609I gave up on a double tp run with Ogurin after I got greedy with the fat fuck event and it crippled my junior year. I am at 680k points and will max it easily with my 2 daily runs.
>>548389000rudolf has a great unique, biwa's is mid at best
>>548388906Enjoy your 4000 friend points
>>548388826Biwa's growth rates for random parent runs are quite bad.
>>548389001You're Indo in spirit
>>548388857How embarrassing for me lolWhat's the most desirable blue stat to have as a rental? Is it better to have 3* on the representative, or is a 1* rep but 7* total better?
>>548388817>something unrelatedoh he was mad AS FUCK that he lost for sure
>>548386932She's like your fat highschool friend who liked videogames
>>548388969you better have blood to spare
>>548388826biwa has juiced rivals which contributes a lot. Rudolf not so much. Also ruds unique much stronger when its the only skill you have available
>>548389001post handyou wont
I hope she spooks me on the all uma banner
>>548389059>>548389174it is such a shamebiwa is cute in her own way and i wanna rep her more...
>>548389056it was actually 2000 friend points and a couple free carats
hope I can highroll a Scarlet because fuck trying to raise my long umas again
>>548389272Well then do it
>Two cows with speed bonus end up on wit>>548389116for now don't bother and keep doing parent runs hoping to get legacies with 2 blue (speed, power, stamina) as to get your own 3+2+2 legacies which will make your careers better.Eventually when you get a 9 parent you'll have something worth putting on the borrow slot which gets you 10 club points everytime someone chooses your unit.
>>548389272Nothing's stopping you. We have someone who runs BNW every CM that lurks here.
Yeah post more banana fiend.
>>548389393*with a whale deck
>>548389187doesn't even make sense whyre you accusing me of brown? i said i play 3 other games, not jobs. I play actual games not more trash gacha - played tales, sts & ng4
Musselu Husselu!
>>548389415
>no long S>no straightaway spurt
>>548389393>We have someone who runs BNW every CM that lurks here.
Which way trainer-san?
>>548389272Depends your deck and unity skill. I really don't lose much since unity came out because of riko
golden generation defeatedking halo nowhere to be seen
>>548388726I told you, she just came out in JP.
The only thing worth quitting a career over
remember to clear out the clover shop tickets before they reset in a few hours
>>548389751You literally did this to yourself.
There's nothing like smelling a mare's ass first thing in the morning.
>>548389751why the fuck are you gambling over a couple ramp up hints
>>548389830because if you succeed like 30 skill points and an extra turn and stamina instead of guts
>>548389809>>548389830If you don't gamble your life away, are you truly alive?
>>548389806>200 for a single ticketJesus Christ
>>548389272just roll high
>>548389830Gambling addicts are insane, don't bother
>>548389830>mood up>energy>30 skill points for a skill you want to pick for pace / late / end anywayvs>guts
>>548388335it was going well until it wasn'tguess we're still B+ for the month
>>548390045MY FUARKING HERO BIKO:DDDD
>>548389830Piggy wants to spend money on a pachinko
>>548389485
>>548390045Biko is really sexy.
>>548390068what happened during 11/11 bwo...
Doto my fuarking bully and my fuarking hero and fuarking tits
>>548389830it's also one extra training of energyevery time you didn't cap speed and it was one training away was because you didn't take this gamble
>>548390045I really wish she wasn't like 3 years away
>>548390045Ugliest uma racewear
Another month of being a kitalet.
>>548390068Umatism....
>>548390283That would be Narita Taishin
>>548389946damni really am just a mid roller
Uma Musume franchise should hold pro wrestling style events, but like horse racing.>once a year>broadcasted live>one race for each distance >before each race they show pro wrestling style vignettes and promos of each Uma and their storyline going into the race>race happens >because it’s broadcast live no one knows who’ll win >long term story telling>every year people are going to be crying that it’s gonna be Haru Urara’s year>she eventually wins her race >the celebration is basically the Uma Musume version of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit hugging at WrestleMania both of them closing the show as the world champions of their respective brands
Horse pussy.
>>548388335250up from 490 last monthwe still have 3 flatliners
>>548390439No.
>>548389494Just borrow Sweep SSR
>>548390380post deck
>>548390380Thats a nice TT uma, my long usually have 3 to 4 gold skill
>>548388335If the quota goes up again, I quit.
With this set i should be using my selector and crystal to make 1LB Creek right? What else could i do? A Creek rerun isnt due for some six monthsIt couldn't be Fine Motion instead could it..
>>548390393Only tangentially relevant, but isn't Rice Shower literally The Rock? I have no idea why he was so hated, I was certain people would love a villain figure.
>>548390439
>>548390652>MLB KitaDo whatever you want.
>most mares like humans more than stallionsHow true is this?
>>548390706Anything for fans huh, slut?
give admire terra his prize
>>548390741>humansbring food>stallionsbring horse cock
>>548390486>randomI can't, if I failed to get it from Sparks, Hishi Amazon AND Sweep I would lose it.
>>548390741This is true, can confirm, am ningen.
>>548390726>LB3 Biko insteadEh
>>548390741
mares love humans, that's a fact
>>548390741When a stallion likes a ningen, he treats it like friendIf a mare could fuck her favorite ningen, she definitely would because ningens bring food and body care
>>548390068Autists, our response?
>tomorrow is both club gibs + TT gibs at the same timeNeat
Is there a quick way to acquire 75000 support points?
>>548385619rough prone bone
>>548390652lb1 creek is useless, save the crystal we only get like 2 each year
>>548390068DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548390652get creek but save the crystal for fukukitaru or fine motion
>>548388335
>>548390937contact cygames and get them to remove them and replace them with monies early
Why are mares so strong anyway? I saw the clip of Gentil bodychecking Orfevre and I couldn't help but laugh.
S+ Rank club this month we did it /uma/
>>548391087Why?
>lost debut race with 317 speedlmao
>>548390652 >>548390984 >>548391014I mean he does have a source of Swinging Maestro (Rice) already so Creek loses value.
>>548391078gorilladonna is a special case
>>548390787Rice wouldn't say this
>>548391078Only the strong get to breed.
>>548377463sky's line is pretty dead now
I don't get it. I cant replicate 2 of my earliest training with the same cards and the same parents. Did I highroll those and fucked it up for me because I didn't know what skills to take at that time
>>548390691The Rock was a top babyface for most of his career. His only prominent heel runs were Corporate Rock and Hollywood Rock. Rice Shower would be closer to Triple H. Possible X-Pac if we're talking about inspiring real honest to God hatred from the fans.
>>548390937Jupiter Cup
>>548391269This is a highroll game, you can have runs that are worlds apart with the same cards/parents.
>have a parent deck with Riko and an SR so it isn't even bloated>none of the SSRs complete their chainsgood morning to everyone except Cygames' employees.
>>548391167>>548390984>>548391014JesusSurely LB1 Creek is better than LB0 Rice Power in the context of Libra CupI didnt even think to split the difference of tucking away an LB0 Creek and using the crystal on a gamble on the Fine Motion banner in February
>>548388335We dropped to B.We got so close to A rank last month, if I had just played more we would have reached it, and then I flatlined half of this month and dragged us down into B rank.
Anyone have any good Taishin decks? I keep getting shit speed or shit stamina
>>548388335Comfy A+. Whether I stay or not depends on what Danchou will do next month.
>>548391403rice is amazing for libra since she gives two gold recoveriesyou're best of borrowing mlb rice and running your kitasan, sweep, king halo, riko and bourbon/hishiama
God my runs are reclining.How did I get 600 guts?
>>548391642I've tried several builds and you're bricking yourself by taking Rice's scenario gold instead of NSM
>>548391642The thing is i have this crackhead idea to borrow Halloween Rob Roy for a second gold skill while using a native source of Swinging Maestro and also still being able to go Team Carroti wanna make Fukukita work
>>548388335Still comfyStill AStill activeStill racing multiple anons to fulfill shoe requests at reset
>>548390891True
>>548391817rice is still superior generally because she can stack friendship trainings with other power cards. Taking 2x stam cards means you're already bricked unless you have full power inherits (unlikely as most people do stam+long parents)
marry your childhood friend
>>548391763Stop popping blues willy nilly
>>548391403>Getting a Creek and 1LBing (+1 stamina) it by using a $400 crystal as to get a tiny advantage in a CM that happens in one or two weeks anywaysDon't get me wrong, Creek is good but not "spend crystal" good specially given that she's a debut card (easier to get).
stop underrating guts
CinGAY is such a shit fucking AD 90% of the horses they show aren't real
>>548390875Is this air groove?Very cute
>>548391817>>548391853you can run rice and still pick team carrottwo maxed power cards cover your stamina needs, and you might not even be able to trigger lie in wait since everyone will be using at least one end closer
>>548392081???Dicta Striker is Soccer Boy
>>548391853this absolutely can be done, ZRR speed is unironically very good. Pic related was not a high roll (lost 1 unity race). The hard part with fuku is balancing doing G1 races and trainings because with zero optional races you just won't have the skill points to buy everything you need (SM, the late surger gold recovery, NSM, pump iron, plus a couple midrace/late race skills)
hurry up and reach your quota
>>548392113If i run Team Carrot and borrow Rice Power thats still only one gold recovery and... Fuku's 777 that fires way too late
>>548390741Wild horses put up with each other only for survival with ningans caring for them they get meaner
>>548392081I'd Dicta Striker if you know what I mean
Practice Double O?
>>548391906I can't do that
remember f2p brospower is a whale gamef2p is fine if you get 800-900. Getting 1200/1000 is more important
>>548392113>being a gutslet on longoh no
>see Narita Taishin as No.1 Fav>got curiousThis is one hell of a high roll. She lost
>>548392158Hmm, i got 1 less diamond on my Rice and Riko but otherwise i could copy this build
simulators dont have dueling yet so guts is being undervalued
>>548392413>no stopping mehow can end closer activate it? when are they blocked?
>>548392473They don't need to be blocked anymore to activate and it's very consistent at the final corner
>in order to even have a chance you have to gamble until you get S long Spurt Gold Ship and then whales will just stomp you with S+ statsFuck this retarded cup.
>>5483924251 less on the riko is no biggie but rice shower has a big power spike at 1LB (unlocks power bonus in addition to the stam bonus). So even on a high roll you'll probably still only hit about 850-1000 power instead of 1000+. Good but not great (and both still probably lose to a golshi 9/10 times anyway)
>you can remove umas from your TT teamsfinally, smurfing
>>548391910>$400 crystalAre we only supposed to be using these crystals on generational speed cards that arrive once every two years to powercreep the last generational speed card?
I just gooned to ERP with Rudolf, ask me anything
>>548392158did you run her in any rooms? i gave up on pump since my late oguri would always be in 5th by the time it kicks in
>>548392584why would you want to do that when the numbers for retention keep going upwardsby having shittier umas on your team, they perform worse and get less pointsTT in of itself is anti smurf designed
>>548392473they just need someone in front of them in a short distance (there is always someone in front of them, and if it's not then they've won)
>>548392650When did you realize you were mentally handicapped?
>>548392650Are you Russian?
>>548392558whales will stomp you either way broit's just retarded when it's so hard to hit statlines if you aren't decked out
>hated by stallions>mares seem fine?
>>548392675nta but you could fish for packages from wins after you reach your high water mark for the week
>>548392558just don't be a metanigger and you'll be fine
>>548392804Do you really need those 200 friendship points that badly
>>548392372hypothetically, if I didn't care about power, would mlb creek be better than mlb rice to hit 1000 stam? Or would the scenario link mean rice is still better?
>>548392695when I was 11>>548392768no
>>548392912Scenario link does fuck all except allow you to get something other than NSM at the end.
>>548392558There are hundreds if not thousands games out there that are skill-based. But you have chosen to compete in p2w slot machine. Why? What's your problem?
>>548392787He's the reason we have PSAs like this
Stat lines are nothing without key skills (accels) but key skills are nothing if you gas out or go slowBut if you HAD to choose.....
>>548392675I'm just stating that it is possible to do so.
>>548392912creek all the way broI could get 1000 on stam bonus umas (with minimum stam sparks) on a lb1 creek. Mlb will be plenty. Rice always needed to be run with a stam bonus power card like hisiama or something to highroll, and even then you'd be more lopsided towards power.You'd have some extra guts compared to high power whales too, so that you can win duels
Oguri won't wear the reindeer nose...
>>548392996How do you get lvl5 speed before the 2nd summer without scenario cards?
>>548393071that was related to scenario cards??
>>548393018dependsif you gas out but it's like, one of those gambler recovery builds where there's a 70%+ chance you still do well? that's fineno accels is a brick thoughgoing slow is one thing, a 1050 something spd uma can still win if she hits her accels and doesn't gas
>I'll just play Black Souls 2 for like an hour or something>6 hours later>TP full>RP fullOh oh is danchou going to be angry?
>>548393150Use 2x TP to make up for it
>>548393116the scenario horses gets more stats, which means they win unity races more consistently, and your team's stat rank decides your training levels, yes.
>>548393071That has nothing to do with your cards, that's just high rolling unity trainings. Technically bringing scenario link cards can slightly improve your team level since you have members join you during junior year with boosted stats but I doubt it makes much of a difference (certainly not worth picking a worse card just because it's linked).
>>548392584Is it possible to drop below E3?I wonder if it would kick you from your club.
>>5483931802x TP doesn't double the fans. You wouldn't rob danchou of fans right?
>>548393150
fuck you danchudyou want careers? ILL GIVE YOU 100 HARU CAREERS40k FANS PER RUN
>>548393259Bro why do you hang out in both threads?
>>548393150is it true that a third game is coming?
>>548393240its the last day an extra million fans won't change anything
>>548393372Maybe in 2030.
>>548393378Danchou's making a list and checking it twice. And when Christmas comes around, he'll find out who's naughty or nice, and you're going to be the former.
Who the fuck is Dan Cho and why should i give a fuck
I’m in this month’s top 3 earners! Can’t wait to get my ziploc bags with toenail trimmings and anal pubes in the mail tomorrow!!!
What if i brought only power cards instead of stam... and dropped all my bombs on guts instead
>>548391078There's a reason why the Arabs only ever used mares for warfare
>>548393320both contain things I am interested in(?)
>>548393663fag
Is there still anyone objectively better for fan farming than Maruzensky?
>>548393646yeah.... there was definitely a reason... haha
>>548393784Oguri Cap
>>548393784daiwa, pace is the new front
>>548393784brian because doing all med long g1s doesnt lose you energy that much since its all required
>>548393850>>548393819But what about Sprints?
I'm going to continue skipping cards and see what happens. Can't get worse and I'm playing like this for 4 months already.
>>548393850Scarlet + Plancha inherit or some final corner shit indeed makes career very comfy
>>548393961>Getting fans from sprints when a bakushin or nishino flower will hit her accel and take 1st
>>548393961Is this slut good for anything other than her tits?
>>548393310Stop posting Eishin, I'm starting to like her a little too much
>>548392650is she shaved?
Zenith status?
>>548393961What about sprints?
>>548394052Why is Nishino Flower so fucking scary whenever you find her in a sprint or mile racei think i want to pull for her
Why is fraudko's team in the finals? The turf queens are stronger
>>548394168
>>548394168Your trainee is a sprinter isnt she
When is club ranking cut off
Trainers will spend 5 turns grooming Riko then wonder why her team sucks
>>548394140Trimmed into a crescent moon
Why does Ryan get so little skill points?
>>548391590+5mil to the quota.
Merryhttps://twitter.com/chiri_menjakk0/status/1994721513032044689
1 fucking percent, great start
Wait japan cup just passed? Whats the next major cup
>>548394737>She bites Rob Roy in the story
>>548394202It's great when the small ones are also meta. Because Rice sure as hell isn't.
>>548394723
>>548394645
sorry danchou i forgot to do my runs today it's only one day so it's fine right haha
>>548394737careful, she bites
how much stam do I need to reliably activate plancha on Long assuming I pace promote
fun character
>>5483950241100 for pace
>>548394232akikawa paid the turf queens to withdraw
I'm racist against Umas.
kek
>>548395294lmao
>always believed in auto pick post 12th Nov maintenance>feel like wanting to manually adjust my team for once>see teams>Super Tits in sprint
>https://x.com/seiun_skiesWth, i love seiun sky now
>heres your +30 energy event bwo
>>548395664>>548395664>>548395664
>>548395024not this trackthe final straight is way into the last spurt phace and not late race
>>548395681I will forever regret the choice I made in opening that link
>>548394770she also bites you in the arm in a trainee eventshe's a menace
>>548394737
>>548392558skill issue
>>548394570its more that rising dragon is insanely expensive without a discount
