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I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.FUCK YOU TEIO RITUAL POSTER.
cope and seethe
when are they posting the dec lineup?
Nature would say that
That seems like a bit of an overreaction
He got raped guys
About two weeks ago i got TeioThen a week later i got a dupeAnd because the storylines or something else gave you a fuckload of McQueen and Teio stars i was able to 4* her right awayWhat do i do with her
Digitan LOVE
I can't sleep
how big of a debuff is having B on your uma's running strat? for example, B End on Mayano
>long S>suddenly the shittiest run you'll ever see
>>548395681>virgo cup aces>falco>maya>currenuuuuhhhh falcokeks???? mayakeks????? currenkeks???????? what is this???????
>>548395681Never clicking /uma/ links again
>>548395963-15% Wit. Not that big of a deal, but something you still want to fix with one End Closer spark.
I shouldn't have clicked that link
>>548395963>Need to find runners to run with Golshi>The only horse among my veterans with end closer stars to implant on the likes of Mayano is Golshi>>548395975
What's the umamusume equivalent of losing your jockey? Losing your clothes?
>>548396138Me when my mom used the towel I cum on to wipe her face because I forgot to take it out the bathroom
>all double circlesYeah fuck this, when's MANT
>>548396213>Turf QueensYou deserved it.
>>548396187Considering that most(maybe all) of the uma clothes are based on their actual racewear + jockey silks, yeah
>>548396249??? WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
>>548396213THE RAPED
>>548396213>do not challenge turf queens>challenge turf queens>gets shit pushed in>cryas many such cases
>>548396213Another one is claimed by the Queens.
>>548395893turn her into an endcloser ace for next cm
>>548396213Your trainee now has to watch you get milked by their team
WHAT ARE THE TURF QUEENS
>>548396213
>>548396213>I AM... A BIWA FAN...
>>548396363It was foretold 3000 years ago....
>>548396498Holy daahbies...
>>548396213>>548396487This is such a colossal fucking memehas NO ONE beaten Turf Queens yet
>>548396487nah I'd win
>>548396487oh.... I never read the team name I just blindly picked the top one....
>>548396550I've beaten them a few times when I took the middle option early
>>548396550funnily enough I win when I have more triangles than circles
>>548396550It's not >impossiblejust not worth the gamble (just like choosing to gamble riko's date) when you only want to beat riko, which is doable with 1 middle 3 top. Saves you the mental capacity.
Moshi mosh? I rike to order special meal: 3 burger, XXL pizza with fries. Thank you very maccha des
>>548396213you only take on turf queens if you manage to yoink at least one or two of their members so they have to recruit jobbers
>tfw the random horse i sent to a room wins out of nowhere
Roll for her
>>548396691Lose some weight fatty
Do they really have a rudolf statue at the race tracks?
>>548396908they have a huge plush yeah but i dont think its rudolf
RIP bozo genitalsdonor
>>548396882Granny acute
>>548396894Only roll for Dober.
https://x.com/keibalab/status/1995060781113864551/ouruma/ is fine, and so is kawada
>>548396908
>>548397072
GIVE ME RAMENGIVE ME BURGERSGIVE ME ZONEOR I RETIRE
>>548397145>>548396971Who is the horse then
Can toreinas really rent the entire horse track like in the last episode?
>>548397246Who is this mare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rKE4YIrDRk
why does green woman lie so much
Fuck your Oguri Cap.Fuck your Daiwa Scarlet.The Hag's still got it.
>>548397336but you actually do need guts now
Imagine having an uma daughter and she just decided to run away from youwhat the fuck are you gonna do?
>>548397428A little bit of guts.
>>548397336eating Tazuna's big butt
>>548396089
>>548397541Why would she do that in the first place?
>>548397541Why is your kid not leashed?
>>548397541call the uma mom
I love Falco now after playing her career. She seems like a very earnest and sincere girl, too bad she's a dirter though.
humans could give birth to umas too right?and umas give birth to humans
Your umas are all pot 5 with their racewear right?
thanks for the free energy retard
Why is anime Teio’s ult bad? It sounds good but it has to be bad, right?
>>548397969umas only can give birth to another umas and male ningens, no female ningens
>>548397192Who knows. I assumed it was Northern Taste but the socks are wrong. Rudolf is much darker but it doesn't match his socks as well.
>>548398079prooves?
>>548397692Is Taishin for rough sex, gentle sex or does she commit domestic violence with loving make up sex after and kisses your black eye good night, afraid Biwa and Ticket might talk to you about it?
>>548396971>>548396908>>548397145>>548397192It's JRA's official mascot, Turfy, you doltshttps://turfy.jp/
>>548397969>humans could give birth to umas too right?iirc the 2018 interview states that there is a small chance for an uma to be born from a human mother but that has never been presented anywhere else in any Umamusume media>and umas give birth to humansonly boys, all girls are uma
>>548398135Gentle ofc
>>548398135>and kisses your black eye good nightI've had this before and I want it again
Why are krauts like this?
>>548398325Marriage by any means
>>548398325>And when are you going to meet my parentsDon't you already do that at the start of her story?
I'm tired, boss
>>548397998pot 5 is a little too much, but I'd never leave my horses without their G1 threads
>>548398119ok, give me 12 months, I will impregnate my trainee and prove it to you
>"I'm cooked.">*Activates Teio Step*>"I'm back!">*Gets pass'd immediately again*>"I'm cooked."
How do you respond?
>>548398709#digitanimpregnation
>>548397998>17 million monies >700 caratsYou’re not bottimg fan runs are you bwo?
end maya is deceptively a whale stratsloptubers tout her for being f2p friendly, but she will lose to golshis and can't activate her ult. BUT if you crack her out and give her enough mid race power (on top of the other requirements) to contest with golshi's ult, AND enough late race stuff either in speed or in skills, she can consistently contest the 1-3rd spot and pop her ult, and by that point she's already won
Can some jp nigga explain why Urara NY is a SS rank dirter? Is this unique really that broken?
You need to use the Riko pal card. Riko is a MUST pull, even the Rare at MLB is just as good as a 0lb SSR. She will help with energy recovery and stamina pointsHi, yea lets talk about that bold claim right there. Ignoring the fact that F2P players probably don't even have a MLB rare Riko after those free pulls (I only got a 3lb), the math is not fuckin adding up with Riko being "strong." If one of the biggest hurdles for the Unity career is the fact that it uses more energy, can anyone explain to me how Riko is strong, if a 0lb RARE Tazuna card's date events offers MORE energy (and heals) than MLB SSR Riko(with no heals)?Even comparing the passives between a 0LB Rare Tazuna and MLB Rare Riko is just wild. 0lb Tazuna matches MLB Riko in event recovery, failure protection, and energy cost reduction. The only passives that a MLB rare Riko beats a 0lb rare Tazuna is training effectiveness (5/0), initial friendship gauge (25/20), and event effectiveness (25/20). Technically Tazuna cards don't have any race or fan bonuses like Riko's do, but if you are supposed to do less optional races in Unity, does that even matter? Is it supposed to compensate for the fewer races? I've heard people say that the stamina that Riko gives is really good, but I am not struggling to meet stamina goals, I can't meet speed goals (why is there never any unity trainings on speed?!?).
>>548398810>long front is for whales>long Maya is for whales>long Golshi is better for whalesUmamusume is a whale game.
is this a riko turn?
>>548398808I made it myself does that help
how is this allowed?
>>548398709#agnes_digital #nakadashi #impregnation
>>548398991Only if you share it with the class
>mucho texto, tazuna is a speed card, riko is a stamina card
>>548398984Long golshi is the only one that isn't consistently a whale's game though
>>548398938you will regret it
>>548397998I have never rolled on uma, so unless the two stars have had a legend race they are still in the two star outfit.
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/65720Croix's officially skipping this year's Arima.
>>548398810Sloptubers are making guides for whalesWho else going to donate money?The only one who at least tries to provide some f2p example is witjap and even then those example decks are fairly strong, require some card rolling.
>>548399032https://youtu.be/vboSuUZyeU0
>>548398938idk i am struggling to hit stam checks without riko.
>"Hey Trainer, do you think I should shut the fuck up?"
>>548399139sovlless
>>548398472she won't get past the Umamusume Security Agency
>>548399156good, that nigga needs a breakl'arc expedition was a mistake
>>548399185>kancolle
I should have gambled on Japan Cup, I knew Calandagan was going to win.
>>548399185Not a fan farmer?
>>548398938If you're that skeptical about Riko you should drop her for Tazuna and see whether you can get better results. Though if you can't cap speed it is unironically a toreina skill issue.
>>548399156>KWAB du nord
I did 30m this month, am I too good for my B club?
>>548399185Cygames rape this man
>>548399468NTA. I used to think the same but then I got screwed a couple of times by RNG. It shouldn’t be a consistent problem but some runs are just fucked.
>>548399512You could be in an A+ club
>>548399512yesif you can do that consistently there's a spot for you wayyy up in A+if that's uncomfortable at least do A or B+
>>548399512yes you should be in a bad A+ rank club
>>548399512There will likely be spots open for A and A+ clubs soon.
>>548399382KC will regain relevance in 2027
Which is a better third speed card, Biko or Bakushin?
>>548398993TLanon?
>>548399185thanks
>>548399512There are 6 guys in my A+ club that can't even reach that
soon
*Slams*So anon, you had a bad run or you didn't get the sparks you wanted huh?
>>548399891>myAre they going to get the boot?
>>54839960830m is uncomfortable but I don't think I've done less than 20m since the start
>>548399794On Aoharu I think Biko is better because you will be training other stats when the arrows are there and Biko's 20 TE is a godsend. In URA Bakushin is better if you just want pure speed.
How do you respond to this without sounding horny?
>>548399919It depends on danchou having balls or not
>>548399945yeah there are A clubs that would take 20m probably
>>548399185uhhh falcokeks????
>>548399815Why are high schoolers thinking about being mothers?
>>548397393deck and inherits pwease
>>548400165Tama and Creek are in their 40s.
THERE IS GYARU TRAINER?!
>>548399848The moonrunes in that comic are not complicated so I'll give it a crack>You haven't been coming to play with me at all lately>You sure seem really busy right now huh sensei
>>548396213>Turf GODSThats all on you
>>548399185Behold. Top 10 club players
I will not fuck you Super Creek.
>>548399910Holy sex, is this a mod?
>>548400165Because it triggers in middle school
>>548396363the oldest uma in each distance aptitude
>>548399185Delete this.
>heavy rain on Tenno Sho Spring>run overFun game
>>548399185calling mr cygames
>>548400395OOOOOOOOOO CUMMING ON RICE'S BELLY
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
>randomly jobbing to umas in career races with 400 less stats while having S distancestupid nigger game
>>548400580t.croix
>>548399185me omw to install CCP spyware
NEVER EVER DO LONG URA FINALS IN UNITY LITTLE COCKON WILL RAPE YOU WITH HER DEBUFFS
Oi, stupid nigger in my club. When the reset happens, do your fucking team trials daily immediately. Its ONE FUCKING RACE! You can find the time to click it once and fuck off. I do not want to see you complain about this shit again, this is why your rolls are shit.
if you dont love ryan, do you even play the game?
>>548400679>3600m finals heavy rainholy shit, you're training for pisces
There are worse things than Turf Queens in the future.......
>>548400679Who are you even using that you got long finale?
>>548400773Someone's gonna post the webm again
>train mcqueen for long >two gold inspirations >all the skills needed >Long S >unimaginable low rolls and lack of rainbows Damn it
>>548400852maya
>>548399891>reddit tachyon
what if they started adding skills that cause weather effects like rain, snow, hail etc
>>548400679*starts dueling you*
>>548400734taishin would say this
>>548400940pokemusume?
>>548400773>almond fraud
Me and my rival...
>>548400679Little Cocoon is actually your secret hater(lover) in UnityShe rapes you after every unity raceThose 5 races?You were raped every single timeYou just can't remember it
>>548401037admire TERROR my fucking hero
>>548400773sex with mares
>>548401062hee...
>>548401129to clarify we're the green and pink line at the bottom
>>548399185very tempted to do thisdoes it work with shit f2p decks?
>>548400562Just say you want to fuck Golshi...
>>548399185Mambobros we can finally get to A+
>>548400773>>548400860I gotchuNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>548401129Would you say you're more on the left or the right here?
If I catch any of you using a bot I’m calling Susumu Fujita himself to report you.
>>548401196>very tempted to do thisyou WILL get banned by john cygames
>>548400773fraudmond eye has nothing on french neet teio
Danchou we don't need to do the end of month fan runs please let me go see my gf
>>548401271I am very proud of my pink little daughterino!
Thoughts?
>>548401062>Deleted
>>548401271Look at her GO!
>>548401235I said that
>>548401296The chinks have been using the original repo for years
>>548401131I knew it
>kernel level anti-cheat>botters don't get banned???
>>548401129Rivals...
>>548399185time to join a SS club
>>548400773At least you can beat her on the night battle
>>548401534mmmmmmmmm corn...
>>548399185bwo you weren't supposed to leak this from the eden discord wtf
i remember people saying that botting gets you banned but that video makes it pretty clear cygames cannot do anything about it
>Your Uma has better stats and skills>You don't get 1stGAME SAYS ITS TIME TO LOSE!, NOW SHOW ME YOUR BOOTYHOLE TRAINER!!!!!!!
>>548401774>but that video makes it pretty clear cygames cannot do anything about ithow
>>548401534>>548401296Eh fuck it
>>548401296sorry but I'm at a point where 2 hours a day failing to make aces is too much, I want to play other stuffI might do 1 legit run the bot the others idkor should I just drop the game?
>>548399185>ends run with only 260k and a shitty A+ umaI'd rather min/max 900k+ fans for danchode myself thank you hmph!
>>548401131I can see it now:>she hates (You) and your training methods >but your team keeps winning >stalks you >stalking leads to a three year long affair with your team and Riko none the wiser >every rank up leads to more hate sex >losing to Zenith at the end gets (You) gangbanged by her teammates
>>548401829cygames cannot prove i am not a human if you just emulate the botting
Someone told me said Japan Cup was crazy, whay happened
>next g1 race is Hanshin Juvenile Fillies
>>548402062horse without a jockey wonkwab du nord jobbed as always
>>548402121Please don’t fuck the fillies
>>548400626This dumb shit always cracks me up
>>548402062jockeyless horse was ROBBED of their earned victorythey crossed the finish line first. they won
>>5484020625 treynas were raped by their umas
>>548402062Admire Terra knocked his jockey off at the start and won (unofficially)Calandagan won (officially) becoming the first European horse to win in 20 years and he beat Almond Eyes record
>>548402265But thats normal.
>>548402121please fuck the fillies
>>548402062>admire terra jockey falls the second the gates open>the rogue horse brocks croix du nord's spurt>first invader victory in 20 years>almond eye japan cup record beat>jockeyless horse still "won">masquerade ball rams into danon decile after the race throwing both jockeys off
>>548402294Based micks putting those uppity japs in their place
>He had a plan
>>548399185So which SS club you're in?
>>548401271what the FUCK when are we getting POV mode????
Narita Bottom Road
Narita Bottom Street
STOP posting almond eye I already have THREE wives from this game
>>548402640No point in waiting, game is gonna EoS years before she can be scouted.
will there be a Cingray S3? I want to see Inari's Swinging Maestros
>>548402710Facts
>>548402727>will there be a Cingray S3?Did you buy the BDs?
Nothing wrong with being a whale
>she stepped on dirt
>>548402840"where the fuck did my horse go bruh"
>>548402640I wonder if she will be for (you)
>>548402840And people will still say horses are being made to race against their will.
Big difference between a whale and a pig.
>>548402727>Inari One>has two
>>548402640>THREE uma wivesWeird way to say that you have a death wish.
I bought 2 starter packs and 4 months of daily packs and STILL have a shit deck because I spent my carats on umas instead of supports
>>548402931he's literally me
>>548402915
Uma Admire Terra will run naked in Japan Cup episode right?
How would they adapt this race in uma musume? Terra just sleepwalking to the finish line?
>>548402931Pig Samson
>>548401845Normally I would say that if you have to cheat at a game to make it fun then you shouldn't play, but a gacha game is not merely a game but rather is a game encased in a predatory monster for which you are the prey. So the rules are different, and yeah it turns out you should just do whatever you want. Except for giving these people money, definitely don't do that.
>>548402920That's not the question, the question is how can they surpass Buena Vista
>>548403029I spent over $300 and STILL have a shift deck because the rates are hot garbage if you're at the losing end.
>>548402920All the mares lately keep one-upping each other with just how insanely for (You) they are.I'm still wondering how they're gonna top Buena Vista, your LITERAL childhood friend that you LITERALLY smooch in the onsen event.
>>548403029based oshi enjoyer
where the FUCK is my trophy
>>548403002One mask.
>>548403170Smooch?Nigga, they FUCKEDAbsolutely unbecoming of a trainer and an umadol
>>548401845You don't have to play everyday
>>548403293>Nigga, they FUCKEDYeah I'm gonna need some proofs
Hello friends!!
>>548403381Check her hymen.
>>548403227There are clearly two and they're pretty good
>uma porn on gelbooru>on model sexy art for straight people with lots of umas getting art>uma porn on rule34>disgusting muscled freaks and off model trash with tranny faces, 90% of which is golshi with a horsecockwhat is wrong with the western audience
started doing 50 carats pulls and I got absolutely nothing, it has to be a psyop
>>548403063Her racing outfit gets caught on the starting gate, the back is entirely torn off and she races trying to hold it up
>>548403476r34 allows ai slop
>>548403476>gelbooru>rule34Sorry, I only browse Pixiv.
>>548403476rule34 is barely curated
>>548403439eto...I'm not your friend...please do not greet me again...
Bwos where can I find a gf like digitan?
>>548403476I also can't help but notice they all look like nigger shadman's artstyle, despite being from different names.
>>548403439Get that horrible VILLAIN away from my daughters.
>>548403639Have you tried anime conventions?
>>548403639You can find one with the personality but not the looks, is this acceptable for you?
yeah i married you in a previous life
>>548403029I cleared ALL the discount packs (even the half anni) and bought 5 months of dailies and STILL have a shit deck because kitasan banner isn't here yet
>>548403639anime cons, but good luck finding one also as cute as her
>>548403639Digitan never bathes and would rather goon all night than ride your dick worst gf material ever
>>548403381>supposedly looking at the stars>look at each other and totally did not kiss>screen blacks out>bueigna stands up, laughs she mht have been "too aggressive">trainer says it's fine because no one else is around, like he wants to go for moreNot only did they fuck on the onsen, but they were already too comfortable which implies definitely fucked off-screen DURING her careerThis shit is unacceptable
>>548403063In anime? She tripped but the dq is because she bumped on Croix or someone elseIn game? Please no. Imagine including a dq system in a fucking RNG game>CM finals A group>get 1st>system dq's you for some reason
>>548403476the people uploading on r34 are mostly 3rd worlders spamming slop
>>548402840>umas were born to run
>>548403615>>548403682
>>548403809>This shit is unacceptable
I’m just going to say it, Spe did a bad job for his daughter to end up being such a whore.
>danon decile shat (again) during the raceyoutube.com/shorts/a-lRSkKlZfw?si=MhX1K4DJGXPUWCiwwhat the fuck
>>548403809>This shit is unacceptableYou can't fool me
>Are gray horses the niggers of horse world?
Guys, please behave for the next 20 minutes, my Mom is coming over and I have 4chan open on the 2nd monitor
>>548402265Seems kinda low
>>548404014>whore is when a girl are devoted to her 1 significant other (me)words have meaning, you know?
OHAYOU
>>548402840Japan Cup is a serious race event and the most prestigius race in Japan where the entire world is invited.
>>548404105Special Week said this
>>548403809>"it's okay if you wanna drop me and train other umas, trainer-san!"shut the fuck up you cuck
Well?
>>548404017did the fucking shit smear his jockey cam? what the FUCK is this japan cup
>>548403456Already did. Taste like blood pudding. What's next?
>>548403694I do but I never managed to meet one...Maybe because I'm too socially awkward to start conversations and I always go to cons alone
>>548404258Yup, it hit the jockey.
>>548402840Admire Terra is a genius, I know 50kg less and stuff but even with jockey he will win or finish top 3 no doubt
Let's hope today's borrow runs will be good
>>548404017uma for this feel?
>>548404176close up pictures of horse faces are so funny
I SHOULDN'T fuck my daughter in front of my wifeHOWEVER
>>548404410>>548404176I’ve never seen a horse with a closed mouth.
>>548404410>no ears, probably flattenedthat one is pissed
>>548404258>global goes live>interest in horse racing outside japan goes up>gaijin that played global are looking into jap horse racing and might become bettors>first japan cup since global release>
>>548404316>but even with jockey he will win or finish top 3 no doubtlol
Mcqueeeeeeeeeeen
>>548404523You could say they really shit the bed
>>548404710Shit the fan you meant.
you guys pick the top rival in TTs? do you get more points or something?
>>548404880yesyes
>533klooks like it'll go to 536k+ this weekonly 540k+ CHADS are safe
>>548404054>Riko was later found dismembered in garbage bags with a suicide note
>>548404186Admire Terra won
>>548404880I pick top until I get a comfortable score, then I do bottom for more wins and boxes. Always go for the box for every win event.
>>548404017Just when you think this 2025 Japan Cup can't be crazier
>>548404523And we fucking LOVED ITWhen my Zairyu card comes in and I get a bank account here I'm getting a JRA credit card ASAP so I can have that 2-day early access to tickets>>548404710>>548404784*smooch*
>>548404880yes to bothafter you hit a good peak, you can go bully the bottom option for easy gift boxes for the week
>>548404017You guys misunderstand. This is debuff skill activating.
>>548404054Yeah, Riko has a pointWhat about the thoughts and feelings of the trainers, are they the same?
>>548405009why is dismemberment so common? I'm not a killeris it because it's easier to dispose and hide?
>>548404017>Trick (rear)
>>548405190Yes, that's the reason.It's also very shocking in case you want the body to be found.
I retained my semen this week, I hope you say the same
>>548405207>Myshitflying Murmur>Disshitorient>Heshitant Late Surger>Stamina Shiton
>>548404017Man who knew horse racing is this much fun. I'm glad I picked up this game
>>548405190garbage bagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcWKTw6CbjI
I like to uncap and max level my R cards when I have spare moniesthat 0.10% support bonus tickles my brain
>>548405394GO TO A REAL LIFE RACEDO ITPREFERRABLY A G1 OR G2 IN JAPANIT'S SO MUCH FUCK FUN :D
The one hurt the most from Admire Terra is Croix du Nord, he spurted the earliest yet had to back down when Admire Terra followed to spurt in fear of colliding because you can never know what unleashed animal will do in the next second. Let's aim for Arima Kinen.
>>548404523The world was strong...
>>548405576>Let's aim for Arima KinenKitabro I...
wouldnt halloween rice shower's red debuff be good? most horses on this CM have a low wit so the odds of them being rushed is high
IRL, human racers gets disqualified when they remove their shirt mid-race. In other words, Umamusume Admire Terra ran topless
Kitasan is actually really cute huh?The type of cute you'd touch, then molest a lot
>>548405576Kita you fuck, talk to your 9000+ kids to stop being jobbers. At least ONE should be good by now.
>>548405778>he thinks HE'LL be doing the molestinglollmao
>can't use kita's card with herwhy live
>>548405643If you want to play debuff next CM, check out Manhattan Cafe. When her banner came up, there should be 3(?) days of CM remaining just like in previous CM.She has gold version of stamina eater.
>>548405576>kwab du nord
literally unplayable, apologems when?
>>548405818He used his one time card on equinox, it's over
>>548405605nta but Croix was second in the first round of voting
does anyone even like Seeking the Pearl?
>>548406219meant for >>548405641
I see
>>548406156That he did.
>>548406364I like her, she randomly shows up in careers then does a sick dance and I'm left with more energy.Same way I like the random gold city event.
Sorry, Teio... I can't live without my dailies anymore...
>>548405094Rookie trainers don't have that privilege
>>548406495OINK OINK PIGGY PAY PIG OINKER
>>548406219Who is getting the invite/result votes?
domestic abuse
>>548406420>both are eskimo bros after fucking almond eye
I'm glad to hear you guys are enjoying the races, but please support your local racecourse too. The sport is slowly withering away everywhere but Japan, Hong Kong, and Oceania.
>top 22 club>3 million daily reqwhat the actual fuck
>>548406596it might be because I am tired but I don't understand the question anon
>>548406649Its bots or no lifers. Your call.
>>5484066493m daily is doable though. That's 3 fan runs. You can get 1m per career if you have Maruzensky. It's just soulless.
>start career>get a bad junior year start>instantly give up>tfw it happens againi'm just gonna sleep
>>548406717sorry my brain mangled my handsI mean that's the fan vote, who is getting invited to the arima kinen by the JRA, as i understand it its not entirely a fan vote, right?
>horses can be trained to run the course jockeyless
>>548406634I drive three hours to visit my local race course. Sadly no races until next year
>>548406649they're clankers
>>548406848iirc 10 places are by fan vote the rest are for prize money and international runners if they have enough prize money/rating
>>548406879No, it's that the horses still think they're participating in the race. They actually enjoy running around.However they also don't have to carry the weight of the jockey on their back so their performance is better obviously, so it doesn't count.
>>548406771are there really neets playing this game?
>>548407186>he doesn't know
>>548406649with my dumb setup ii can get 700k fans per run on el condor pasa
>>548407186I'm a neet...not because I want to be and I don't play the game all day though...
How did Admire Terra even manage to pace itself so well without human commands?I thought horses were stupid
>Matikanefukukitaru debuts her Full Armor in Meisho Doto's campaign>it's a G2 race so she's in her gym wearbut why
>>548407364it's funny
>>548407357Clairvoyance and Race Planner
>>548407357-50 kg+anchors aweigh
>dancho kicked the flatliners on the last day to deny them rewards and then nice natie'd themmy dancho is so awesome...
>>548399185I hope this gets more coverage kek, fly too close to the sun etc.
>>548405684>>548404126My mom just asked if she has back problem...
I'm watching cinderella gray, what's the real life reason for Tamamo Cross retirement? He's not past the age yet right? Did the owner wants to bank on him being stud instead?
Raping Curren Chan and cumming inside her by force, repeatedly, until she cries
>>548407585Holy based.
>>548407585I wish I was a cool danchou like this.
>>548406879PETA won't tell you this but horses actually enjoy running, especially in a group context with other horses.
FUCKING BULLSHIT STARS
>>548407585I wish Uma&Co dancho would to this toowe wouldn't lose A+ anyway
>Long S>Triple SS stats>No straightaway spurtI WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
Now Tosaki has a friend to play shogi on recetrack together
>>548407585I KNEEL
>>548407585
I missed japan cup how was it bwos
>>548407629The team probably decided that he is past his peak and instead of trying to chase a win they just retired him
>>548406495That should last you for 2 months of dailies. Let's say you get all three that'll last you a whole scenario and more, then they refresh every half anni. Kinda worth it desu
I unironically like Special Week and the thought of plumping her up and plapping her big fat fuckable ass and chubby sopping wet puddle pussy makes me rock hard.
>>548407585i thought this was my danchou for a second
>>548407863kino
>>548407753KEK
I made 34 million on my first month, am I good enough for 4chan umamusume clubs?
>>548407961I can't believe croix fucking jobbed again just like in l'arc
>>548407585my dancho should take notes
>>548407934same
>>548407987You're good enough for A or A+ rank club. For top 100 club (S rank) they want 50 million.
>>548407987Averaging 1m/day is enough for an A-ranked club at least.
>>548407987Yeah
>>548406649top 10 is all botters and top 30 is turning into all botters.
>>548407987B clubs maybeCome back when you can do 60M
I wish you can sort your sparks following to affinity bonus so you can unfollow the ones with dogshit affinity
>>548408124Wrong image bwo
>>548407585I don't know why danchous don't do this, they disrespected the work of the others, why give them their final carats on the way out?
>>548408050A man of refined tastes.
whos the heaviest uma?
>>548407987are you me
>>548407585erm they can't see the sticker! he should have sent it before kicking!!!
>>548408327your mom
>>548407585My danchou recruited so well we don't have any flatliners
Bros, is Cafe supposed to be a long late surger or does everyone just make her into an end closer? She got a late gold recovery so I suppose that's the way to go
>>548408260
>hate L*ng CMs with a passion>all the umas i want to pull are long specialists
>>548407753
>>548407585my /uma/ danchou is too nice to do this and he gives them chances
I finally understand how to get 1000 stam 1000 power in 2 power decks, I just need to learn how to cap speed.
>>548408394She's supposed to be latte but you can make her an end racist for NSM memes
am i crazy to say this butpower rice is a shit card?
>barely managed to get a good ace due to last minute luckmaxxing>perfect stats all around>bought Maestro, NSM, Cooldown etc>feeling happy that I finally escaped the ace mines>"wait something doesn't feel right">double check uma's stats>mile B
>>548407585Hey that's cool, let me check my club... Uhh why am I not in a club?
>>548398984f2p goldship can beat a whale goldship if you just luck out hitting NSM before they do.Honestly it felt easier to stat check people in mile with fronts.
I want to have sex with Chiyono O
very close to just using air shakur for spurt>but sweepI shadn't be agemasendand I need to borrow kitasan anyways
doto LOVE
>>548408594p*wer cards are just like thatI think the only good power card is like in 3 years from now
>>548408601Oops I meant long B*
I am happy as long as the club I am in, doesnt fall below B+
>>548408594she's pretty good imogreat events too
>shockedhelios.jpgdon't even remember doing that many...
Do you guys like Maruzensky?
Damn it, I’ve been ace farming for the last week and still don’t have an ace
>>548408601>last minutelibra is a while away, right?
>failing 8% twice in a row
Why is Air Shakur a powerlevelfag and how come there's no edit with her wearing a scouter from DBZ?
>>548408651here is a good bryan parent with 3 spurt sparks883277837733
I can do between 15 to 20 million fans a month. What club is for me?
>>548408857My aces are all Sletsthey'll have to do if I can't get lucky
danchud i hit 40m i've earned a break... i'm going to flatline today
Oh fug. I just checked chrono genesis and noticed that my danchou flatlined.
>>548407357I think Horses get what a race is. They'd probably do it just for fun. There is also an element of conditioning too ("oh everyone is speeding up, I will too")
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1995145802247971204w.... what did he mean by this........
>>548408989No one likes her and those who do are women and women are not dbz spics
What the fuck is with Ryan's career? Did they forget to adjust that shit for unity's random ass training? She just can't stop getting her ass kicked in all the affinity racrs I need her to win in.
>>548408847I like umas that don't molest their trainers
>>548409005*ryan
>>548409117this is how orange uma pass time
>>548408193how would it know your affinity with the uma to compare it to?
>>548408661Had a good run with Doto but still haven't gotten any Long/Turf sparks. Long CMs are kind of bullshit He's is also harder since you have to win tough races for the secret event
>>548409117I see.
>>548409278I guess just sort to amount of G1/races won in general?
>>548409117This is why we hate chestnutters.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ALMOND EYE
>>548409346that's just race bonus. affinity can be high or low base depending the uma
>>548403002>>548403464Inari One has two fucking titties!! Oishii
ORANGE Umas run this general, don't you forget it.
>>548409151not bad, but 3* spurt isn't really that better than getting agemasen'dI could use this for non-goldshi aces though
>>548407357Also the fact that Admire Terra slowed down after passing finish line, unlike Silver Sonic he knew where the finish line is. On top on knowing how to pace and position himself. Dude is either has 1200 Wit or posessed by ghost of a dead jockey.
>>548407357umamusumethey are born to run
how da hell do you get enough SP for like 7 golds when building new TT umas while not completely torpedoing their stats, especially on unity cup?
>>548409595Skill point bonus and wit training
Tokai Teioshe is born to mate with Toreina
>>548407475audibly chuckled
>>548409595wit gives you splong is the only distance you need to just take your Ls and be a witlet
>>548409595Hopeless, triple crown, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen, Osaka Hai, Takaruzuka, tenno’s, japan cup and Arima kinen That should give you an extra 500 Sp to play with at minimum
>>548407357>I thought horses were stupid
>>548406879Horses are still horses no matter how genius they are. Camels are smarter than horses that's why camel race have no jockeys, instead they have a small remote controled whip robot.https://youtu.be/vQP5S-QBFfc
>>548409746Sure, let me just reach 1200/1000/1000 with thirteen fewer turns to train.
Orange
>>548409437Sure, but number of races won of an uma doesn't change depending on uma so they should just sort to that
>>548409701I was afraid no one would get the joke
this CM is so grim no one has bothered with CM rooms anymore, do long cms ever get better or is it really just 3 viable umas
This circus of a Japan Cup made the recent Arc and Breeder's Cup look more even prestigious and safer.>jockeyless horse right at the start>Danon Decile literally shitting and hitting Demuro>2nd place and 3rd place horses crashed into each other, causing injuries after the race>Admire Terra also followed the winner after the race but they fortunately reacted in time to avoid him
>>548409947I'm sure they get better laternot now though
>>548409947it gets easier to get stats but it's never a good cm
>>548409947it gets easier to reach stam checks but longs are always lame and gay
>>548409947Long CM for now is a whale check since they're the only ones hitting all the stats and breakpoints necessary.
finally got my S long + spurt + NSM gold shipi was shitting myself when i had only one double circle at unity cup but the team pulled through
>>548409920DW bro I'm married to the jokester
Does Meisho Doto really have the biggest breasts and the puffiest nipples in Umamusume? I don't believe it.
The funiest part about this cm is that the speed bonus thresholds are both pow and wit. Good luck to any nonpiggies I guess.
>>548410291Biggest? Yes.Puffiest? I'll give that to Dasca.
>>548409947my motivation dropped off a cliff so hard after virgo even though i won plat. long CMs are just soul crushing and fucking boring
>another day>another S medium Gold Ship
>>548407585MAMBOBROS DONT LOOK
>>548410321People here have convinced themselves bonuses are a gaslight as cope
>already done with libra acesguess I can redo medium parents for scorpio
>>548403003One of them makes me coffee, the other makes awful jokes, the third just asks for lap pillows
>>548409947CM rooms are no longer needed with the practice partner QOL update.Just follow whale umas and race against them to see how you perform.Or if you want the /uma/n touch just join 1 single whale room and follow everyone.
which was that webpage to check your player stats?
>>548409947Its combination of lot of things.People are preparing for Kita so the focus is averted. You can't LOLRNG your way into the finish line, you WILL be statchecked which most will fail. Parents are more important, so the lack of good parents hurts really bad here. I have noticed most people just do ace runs and then salvage a failed ace into a parents too. No knowledge of granparenting either. And the most obvious: heavy whale deck favor.If you don't have a good parent by now its time to bite the bullet.
I can flatline whenever I want because I'm danchou's favorite
I'm praying to be in a good timeline, where umamusume wins the TGA Dec 11 and Cygenerous decides to do 100 free pulls into the Kitasan rerun.
>>548410547Thats one steamy umanko
>>548401271the goat
>first A-rank run>first undefeated run>first time I managed to max out Speed>1* gutsCome on now
>>548401271I want a Nishino Flower pov vs a full Akebono lobby...
>>548410732congrats on your first A newfag
meisho doto has one of the best stories out now, definitely.
ebento mission wa kochira desufufufu, ganbaru wa koko kana
>>548410553i have fun racing against my fellow anons though
>>548410732>the original G rank umas in the backgroundsovl
>>548410321what are they?
>Tosho event doesn't hit til senior year>Still refuses to give me spurtFucking little brat
>>548410872MY EYES
>>548403815Based. The iracing experience
>>548410942no hishiama?
I thought S2's OP was badS3's OP sounds like if ADHD was a song
Someone is sweating his club interview
>>548410968>>548411026
>>548410810My wifeMy daughter who I'm fuckingMy daughter who I'm fucking
>>548411029Amazon refuses to give me any hints anyways
Ai-chan will rape her trainer as a consequence of her record being broken
I'm gonna try this deck for golshi
>Get a nearly perfect run>Stam still a bit lacking because I don't have a whale deckDoubly mad because both speed and power would've been capped if I hadn't failed two rainbow speed trainings. Stam sitting at a few points shy of 1000 also hurts cause spirit bursts never wanted to land on stam.
>>548410942>>548411029Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>548411043but the cingray anime still doesn't have a 3rd OP what are you talking aboutit can't be about the pretty derby anime, your post would be ragebait if that were the case
i ran a 10k todayand then grabbed mcsloppa UPSIZED with NUGGETS for dinner and a mcflurry for a late-night treat
>>548406118For me it's "You had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions at heart right?!" instead of"You had Fuji Kiseki's best interests in mind right?!"
>>548411175i love herwhy is the game so mean to her
>watashi--UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHis this the funniest race skip
so we're just going to post fatass habits with spe after that post huh?
>>548411206if it wasn't under an hour you didn't deserve the meal
>>548411292MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>548407585Actually fucking based.
>>548411206did you get milked
>>548411348
>>548411292AAAAAAAAAMY EYES
Bros japan cup is actually kino. Just chaos and stuff happening all around. i cant believe i missed it live
>>548410883Place losing it's souvl
>>548410385Winning plat actually just made me burn out faster.
>>548411328ummm it was 52 minutes ackshuallytho it was kind of cheating because i stopped at the mandatory traffic lights to chill a little
Protip:Heh, made you look
>>548407585i kneel
>>548410732Congrats you only had a chance at a good speed or power spark (sub 600). You don't care about sparks on aces anyway they're not curated for skills or affinity
Hanshin Juvenile Fillies registered runners
Do I have to win g1 races for parenting, or is top2-top3 fine too?
Is Kawaii Princess worth rolling for? Are any upcoming supports worth grabbing?
>>548411292
>its another creek refuses to finish her event for two years run
>>548411572>52 minutesCongrats anon, sub-1 hour actually takes effort.
>>548409947It's because it's after a mile CM which was really good. Long in direct comparison is insanely bad.
>>548410872
Do I throw some rolls on Kitasan to see if I can get a copy early for MLB?>your selector?I used it.
>>548411559
>>548411671Kawada...
No long S and retarded singular rainbows run, but I think I've cracked the code and I can make the stats without kitasan, i belieb
>>548411671better list
>>548411683You have to win them to increase affinity and generate race sparks.
>We'll never get Dikta Striker in the gameBoooo
>>548411736fatsex
What is the difference between a parent and an ace run?
what the fuck is a chanko
I feel like there should be a mandatory 1 spark at least for each spark type during inspiration instead of just blues
>>548411891A few interesting grandkids
>>548412000Everything. Deck, final stats, whether you prioritise going for hints or big trainings, how many races you run
>>548412000Parent runs is about making your uma run every G1 they can and getting a lot of skills Ace runs are about training the best stats and skills for an uma with a specific purpose in mind
Imagine how sweaty and stuffy their buttholes get after a race. Their fat tails probably keep all the musky scent trapped between their cheeks, too.
>>548375178>Nearly 2am in JPI'm probably way too late, but thanks for the 4k60 effort! Think of it this way, this way your quality is super HQ, plus look at how sharp the horses look even tho they're in fast motion! A lot higher quality than the official YT stream of the event lmao>>548376785 >>548377029Did ya loser ever met?
>>548412061read the story they explain it
>>548412000Parent runs ideally have 600+ in every stat and run lots of extra G1 races. Training above 600 is mostly a waste unless you're targeting 3* in a specific stat, in which case you go for 1100+.
mare pussy...
Are JP CMs the same Aptitude S grind?
>>548412196crazy how many fucking people were there
>>548411965Just have to pray they make someone similar when they finally get the rights to and adds Soccer Boy (Dicta Striker's real life counterpart) into the franchise.
>>548410740Oisu!>>548410238You're married to malvin!?>>548412051 >>548412253Mega cute boys! I think I like one-piece a bit too much, they fix up any (slim) girl, making them super fuckable.
>>548412337Just buy a million gold skills, since stats matter less
>>548412281no one wants 3* guts or wit so you don't need to train those past 600
>>548412337worse, you grind for fast learner
>>548411736how does it feel to get AGEMASEN'd now SPECIAL FAT
>>548412196I'm a night owl I'm still here. Glad you enjoyed it, and sadly I didn't meet up with the JPbro, maybe next time.>>548412374roughly 100k attendees this year, back to pre-COVID numbers
I just picked this game up, which horses are racist and/or bad girls
is it batter to fan/spark run on ura scenario?
Anons I NEED help, I know a lot of you are better than me at the game so please help me pick skills for my Laisu. My deck is F2P so after running her 3-5 times a day since the last CM even started to start preparing for the long one I finally highrolled (even if its still bad because witlet), I dont think I can get anything better.Should I swich something? what else do I pick? thanks beforehand anons.
>>548412551Dubs and I kill myself.
rare Belno racist moment
If your uma ever raped you no one would believe you.
>>548412660Definitely want to pick up Lucky Seven.
>>548412684There are no dubs.
>>548412716trainer should be honored to be part of their pedigree
>>548412660You got lucky with head-on, absolutely grab that
This stupid fat ass makes me so HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxoX2uiMd_Yuma for this feel?
REMINDERthat fronts need groundworkthat pace needs groundworkthat fronts need early leadthat fronts need two navigation skillsthat pace, late and end need uma stanthat pace needs to be your stamina whalethat end needs spurtthat everyone needs to not neglect midracethat everyone but front needs NSMthat everyone needs stamina
>>548412845I've fucked fat women beforeI do NOT recommend it
>>548412626>I'm a night owl I'm still hereAyy sick! Lucky me, I suppose.>Glad you enjoyed itHell, even if I wouldn't, I still highly appreciate the effort alone, believe it or not!>and sadly I didn't meet up with the JPbroAnother event, another chance to get gay'd by a fellow anon.>back to pre-COVID numbers>JP Horse racing is doing better and more consistent numbers than western CinemaHeh
>>548412660Hmmm nyoppers. Do your own research.
>>548411206contrary to popular belief one does not cancel the other
>>548402640>>548403003
Sex with Verxina
WHAT ARE THE THRESHOLDS FOR THE CM BONUS
>>548412931sniff snoof sniff snoof
>>548412660drop Kyoto racecourse, 1100 + 500 and 2 recovs is enough to livethis leaves you with 594 SPprof - 288pace straights - 104highlander - 160don't expect to win much though, pace is pretty weak this CM and your carry should be an end.
>>548412902The only woman I've ever been involved with was my chubby friend from high school, and the feeling of her chubby prickly stubble pussy is forever burned into my brain and now I am hopelessly addicted to plump girls.
>>548412660post d*ck
>>548412992i am aware
>>548412890oops forgot onethat no matter how much prep you do, your opponent's golshi will zoom ahead and this will be the first thing you see after the results are in.
>>548412000Since we now have agendas its a bit better. Its an entirely different deck/goal than an ace. You'll have probably a shitty deck too for spark farming.For example I want a front runner/ pace chaser with Groundwork inherited so the one I circled is the absolute bare minimum to even start. Ideally with 9*, but even that is hard.
>>548412645The only thing Unity has going for it for a non-ace run is that you get loads of skill hints that don't depend on your deck (but it's harder to get specific skills from your deck). While you can ignore the team races, the normal races are harder to win. I'd say stick to URA.
In theory, how long would it take for global to catch up to JP at the current rate it's going? 8 years? 9?
>>548413412i want to fuck her tits
>>548413286I'm rooting for you anon, don't have a heart attack before 40
>>5484134122 years I'm not joking I'm an insider
>>548413412Pretty sure week one it was established (through MATH!) that it would take 3-4 years (at the time) or something, so >>548413509 is probably correct and has a better memory than me.
I'm gonna stop masturbating until kitasan banner then blow the biggest load of my life
>>548412710is this true, is she a racist, I need one of these girls to be a bad bitch
Is my golshi good?
>Fatty hoursuhhhhhhh make a family, or something>>548412710>country girl is a racistsay it aint so...
What does it take to reach S rank bros?
>>548413780Yeah, for mediums
>>548413839money
>>548412660Professor of curvatureHead on
Wait we didn't get the rewards yet??? But it's already the 1st in JP time.I've already quit...
>>548413785you're playing a game where the girls eat til their stomachs bloat out, it's more on topic than you'd think
did someone say fatties
>>548413354how does this work, I don't get it. Is it that if I have two parents with 3* groundwork their daughter will have 3* groundwork?
>>548413917
>>5484134122 years to get to where JP is right NOW3 years to sync
I don't do parent or ace runs, I just keep training my favorite honsewhat does that make me
>>548413917say sike
November has ended… what did we think of it?Also, new schedule drops in 5 hours.
>>548413941if only, but noit just means that child will have an increasing chance that their statue events will bless them with a groundwork during the run, and slightly increases the odds that a groundwork spark (any star count) will appear at the end.
>>548413839Fuck forgot pic
>>548413937Obviously, doesn't mean I wanna see it tho..
>>548414132i miss the free pull days
>>548414132tons of free pulls and free carats, can't complain
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Front runner refuses to use taking the lead >Rushes herself when she gets to first.
>senior year late octoberfucking bitch what were you doing for 2 years?
>>548414132Whoever started playing after half anniversary is FUCKED
>>548412660Head-on is Pace Chasers' acceleration and it's only possible to get it as of now from secret events and spirit bursts. Get that. Get prof since it can activate twice in the next CM, descent and highlander, then straightaway and extra tank can save your ass
>>548414187but I would literally never waste a borrow in that way like that chart seemed to imply...
>>548414118an autism
>>548413412Look at the timeline, the last Uma they have is Wedding Mejiro Remonu for March 9, 2028. So there is a chance we catch them in 2028. This is assuming they don't accelerate more which I have a feeling they will.
>>548414298does anyone have a post from /here/ reacting to this? I wanna see how the thread reacted to this happening
>>548398926>guaranteed ult speed carryover on most mile tracksI swear the average anon has gotten dumber
>>548414118A charming fella that truly cares about his trainee!
Sorry danchou, it's already December...
>>548414347Imagine the people who start playing after the Kitasan rerun though. What are we going to tell them>Uhhh sorry Spongebob. You'll just have to use your shit deck and lose every single CM for 2 years until she gets powercrept
>>548414527Exaggeration. I've won 3 CMs without my own Kita.
whaleGOD i kneel.......
>>548414484see >>548371627
>>548414527>"nooooo buddy don't cry">anon stops sobbing>"you can borrow her for the next three years">a gunshot is head
>>548414527I don't have kitasan and won 2 cm thoughever... won't they just be in my situation?
>>548414636yeah I clicked the 2 previous thread out of curiosity to see if it's there, kek
>Anons recommending Head-On for next CM when its phase_random and has a high chance of activating at a bad spot because of how long the late race isYou can tell who parrots sloptuber opinions without thinking and who actually bothers to test or do their own research.
>>548414621What skills did the Seiun have?
>>548414527I've played 4 months without Kitasan and rolling cards and it's ok (I have SC though). And I will continue to do so.
Is she the worst roommate? All she does is constantly tell Doto she's NGMI based on her shitty bogus math.
>>548414118A lost mihoyofag
>>548398938I can make Stamina checks without Riko but running her lets you use Power cards instead of more stamina cards and your rest turns still give stats and mood. Her only real problem is if her chain starts towards the end of the Classic year as you'll have to manage her events.
Imagine being in the middle of the packLook to one side there is a horse without a jockey speeding upLook to the other side there is a horse shiting all over the track
>>548412169How do you win G1 races if you have low stats? What makes a good parent? super creek?
>the first gaijin that won the Japan Cup after 20 years>breaking jap's record and (most likely) saving the race itself from decline by encouraging other gaijins to join in the futureso it's pretty much confirm that we will be getting a kino career with a superboss right?(after the Breeder's Cup one that Cygays said they were working on ofc)
>don't overdo it on the last trainingwhat a niggerfaggot game
Someone please end my suffering. I can't endure the horny anymore. Knowing that I'll never have fat sweaty musky uma ass on my face is crushing my soul.
>>548414716Shakur in general is pretty shit
>>548414132I got FUCK ALL from the free pullsI kinda hate that this is a card game, not because I dislike rolling for cards, but because the animation is so lame compared to the uma one and it doesn't get my adrenaline up the same way
>>548414680That's like saying slick surge and spurt is bad because of a high chance activating at a bad spot because of how long the late race is
Today is a bad day for borrows huh
>>548414790>How do you win G1 races if you have low stats?skillsyou can win ura finals with 600 in all stats
>>548414690too late i didn't save her skills. I saw a bunch of skills from Bourbon SSR WIT card. No groundwork though.
>>548412660professor, highlander, pace straights
>>548414790You can win URA with stats around 600The most common form of spark farm is doing 600/600/600/x/x
>>548414865This what drove the buddha to seek freedom from desire
>>548414930>>548414962Not consistently, not anymore.
>>548414951I've seen similar Seiuns and they destroying rooms. They were paired with runaway for some reason sometimes, maybe it gets them even farther midrace than usual front battle.
>>548414826the inherent problems with the japan cup haven't been solved but this will encourage the JRA to continue doing nothing productive about it. i don't think the impression is "wow, raiders can still win the japan cup" as much as it is "wow, calandagan is the strongest horse in the world".
>>548414901I didn't even get my last free ten pull. This fuck ass game only gave me 90 and told me to fuck off because I missed one day during the first 10 days, so even though the banner was still up I only got 90 pulls. And before anyone says something snarky, I had 121 total rolls on the banner, 31 of those rolls were from my own carats.
>>548414919cute
>>548414951I was most interested in knowing if she had groundwork anyway so that's really helpful, thank you. I'm finding it to be too hard to get both groundwork and Taking the Lead on my Seiun so I wanted to know if it was possible for her to do well without groundwork.
>>548414790>What makes a good parent?Affinity and skills, see picture.
damn the hag really isn't for you
>>548414915slick surge is bad
>>548415000I'm not strong enough.
>>548414915>slick surgeon a long? yeah. >spurtnot phase_random, its consistency is part of why ends are so busted this CM
I was working last night, so I couldn't catch the entire discussion around the JCWhat the fuck happened?A horse bucked their jockey off at the start and won (dq'ed), a horse attacked another horse and hurt the horse and both jockeys? Did I miss anything?For two minutes, a lot a lot happened there.
>>548414865>>548415342just date a woman and have her run and cosplay
>5 mood down events in a row
>>548415203maruzensky, you're older than me, now if you'll excuse me I'll go play goo goo babies with super creek
>>548415401I have never even kissed a girl, what makes you think I can "just date a woman" and moreover make her do things for me?
>>548415432first Rudolf run?
>>548414372that chart is unrealistic, nobody is achieving that kind of parental line except some stupid luckshitter that neither you nor I are.
>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived (night owl)
>>548415514by taking a shower, getting a haircut, and talking to womenIt's literally THAT easy
>>548415384>A horse bucked their jockey off at the start and won (dq'ed)He tripped at the beginning of the race>a horse attacked another horse and hurt the horse and both jockeys?this was after the race>Did I miss anything?One hose was shiting during the race
What do we think about the Orange agenda?
>>548415432>take RikoDon't get a single mood down the entire career>swap out Riko for better stats10 mood downs
thank you for all advice about Laisu anons, I'm now deciding with the info I have since I cant fit all the "ok" skills, only 2 or 3
Evil Taishin stealing a win from Rice.
check at my cute wife dancing
>>548415581also be handsome I forgot haha
>>548415137
>>548415636can I look up her skirt?
>>548415629I just encountered that NSMWITCHECK@VF and he's so disgusting for using an Evil Nature and a sacrificial Suzuka for his Rice
>>548415604>One hose was shiting during the raceHell yeahSurprised they don't do last minute enemas to get rid of as much weight as possibleSeemed to work for Admiral
>>548415639I pulled cute brown women half my size as a 6ft 265lb fat fuck working a shitty office job 5 years ago what's your excuse
Who the fuck is this?
>>548415629You're an evil man Bole, but on the other hand you dunked on a VF simp. That outweights the evil and now you're based and redpill.
>>548415776that's pretty much the standard oshi setup. Going forward expect to see it more
>>548415754nyo
>>548414826>careeryou mean scenario? no? this Japan Cup is historic but is nowhere near to the BCC win or the L'Arc dream
>>548415754if you ask nicely
>>548415806A hobo dressed like a con artist
>>548414132Got Agnes Digital and 1 Riko from free rolls. It's pretty good.
>>548415182Is Rudolf skill that bad as pace? I don't even see it listed.
>aiiieeeeee uma rapeJust become Urara's trainerNo uma would bang a loser trainee's trainer
>>548416037It is, if you need to past 3 people on last spurt it may be over
Oguri Cap enjoying a bath
>>548415806another ikemen uma that takes himeyoshis money during the day and trainer's dick at night
>>548414132November was a good month, if I pretend CMs don't exist
decent maru mom
>>548414132carried hard by the balance patch
>>548416093Steamed Ogurin...
>>548414132two CMs yuck but them free rolls tho
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/isO7kAgD4N4?app=desktopwhy is this womanlet trying to act like a hag you can easily full nelson her
>>548416148who the gparents are is always a huge deal with parents though so hopefully those are good too
>>548413412we NEED to accelerate more.maybe 2x instead of 1.5x would be better. Maybe after that accelerate even more once we're used to it.
>>548416201True the balance patch changed everything. People were already sulking over preparing to lose to Smaru until Oguri
>>548414372Now you are seeing how much effort you have to put it on when making a front runner or a pace chaser, which can rocket away.https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4?t=465Here is the video while is this so hardcore. For example you would want an El or Seiyun too for their ults too.
>>548414132The Riko banner was the light at the end of the f2p tunnel I was in. The much needed SR upgrades were godsend
>retards joining with ONE honseCygames PLEASE give me the power to kick trainers
>>548415629good job dunking on someone with the discord tranny stamp
>>548416338big ura finale stack and I'll need the speed sparks for fuji since her stat gain sucks
>>548416470>join room>host doesn't start the race when all 9 slots are taken>leave and rejoin with 1 uma to ruin the roomit's that simple
>>548416495ok yeah that is a solid medium parent maru
bwos I cannot win the triple crown and the triple tiara and stuff in my parent runs... I always lose at least once
>Pick 2 skills that sound better but leave 70 skill points unusable>pick 1 of these + 2 worse/rng skills but use all the skill pointsWhich way anons?
>>548416602For me I host another room and then cancel the last one just before it becomes uncancellable or completely ignore it until it starts by itself
>>548416683with who? it happens especially with the balance patch. might need to change up the deck. you need to be able to clear your g1s along farming skills
>rest>sleep deprived>rest>sleep deprived>rest>sleep deprived>rest>sleep deprived, night owlHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH FUN GAME IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN AHAHHAHAHHAH
>>548416843Your give up button?
>>548416057Mein Führer... Urara... she was handed some ero trainer x trainee doujins from Dober...
>>548416602I host 24h rooms just for the sake of not starting when a retard joins with a single honse.
Thank you Gold Ship for deciding you didnt want to train for something like 8 times during the careerIt could have been a great career but you decided to be a shit
>Finally unpack my uma figs after a move>Reminded that there isn't and probably will never be a Matikanefukukitaru figure
>>548417096Just get fickle maiden during your goal races easy mood and energy bro
>>548417193who do you have bwo?
>>548417193At least you did order her plushie right?
So...Which style you think is best for Mayano in Kikuka Sho?
>host 24hr room>cancel it at the last minute
you can assume that if you run seiun sky, you are the only person bringing a front runner into a long cmthat means midrace skills are much more valuable to you than the groundwork comboyour goal is to beat golshi, not other front runners
>>548417335Either Pace or End but just go for End anyway
>>548417193>check amazon to make a cheeky post about unofficial merch>find thiswhat the hell are they even selling as merch these days
>>548417335How do i reach These Ratings?
>>548417484money
>>548417484get a bunch of free energy events and don't get slow metabolism and keep highrolling
>>548417096I got 3 in a row once I think the update increased the odds of it happening
me when i bring seiun as an end closer
>>548416148Its shit
Anyone who has MLB Kitasan is a paypiggy
>>548416843cry harder
>>548417475splash merch in japan. There are official t-shirts on amazon for everyone else
>>548417473put visasan black in your deck
>>548417738>t. account reroller
>>548417738that makes no sense most f2p who started on release will have an mlb kita by now
need Cafe ASAP
Remember to NOT roll for kitasan, and save 2 sparks for matikane speed instead. Do not get gaslighted, anon, kitasan is unusable for the entirety of MANT (4 months)
>>548413412I wonder if they will merge the servers when they catch up.Has a cygames ever had a global release catch up to JP that they managed themselves?
>>548417970you forgot your pic bro
>>548415806I fucking love the ikemen uma. The gap moe between them acting cool and confident by day and getting railed by night is hot
SHE WILL LOSE A LOT JUST LIKE IN GEMINI BUT I WILL CHERISH EVERY WIN MY ICHIBAN TAKES HOME
what will happen when we catch up but still get accelerated daily & free gibs
>>548417970This but unironically.Matikane is hot, too.
>>548417738not in 2 weeks!
>>548417263On paper they're just cheap prize figures but they aren't cheap in my heart.>>548417298I couldn't and am still bummed about it...
fuck you! i spend 200 pulls on kita dia banner and got fucking nothing! i had to take zero uncap pity kita!eat shit and die! i hate you!
>>548413257Here the d*ck anon
>>548418162EOS
>>548414196Henlo? Mr gerome?
>>548418237I really should go to my local round 1 and try to get all the uma figs
>>548418162ngl I can't imagine playing this game without foresight on the banners
End running was a mistake
Do we have a club application day?
>>548418150Deck and sparks?
>>548417529How would money help?
What I've noticed so far from multiple CM6 lobbies is that any end closer that can proc NSM + another accel at the last spurt, even with those who has shitty stats, and no last spurt velo skills, or a low roll overall has a high shot at winning, meanwhile, a Pace even with incredible stats is very susceptible to losing
>>548418246It's still very scumbag of cygays to have the 0.5% rate up on that banner instead of the usual 0.75%
>>548415464
>>548418390what's that scarlet build?
>>548418246I got my first natural Kita at ~350 pulls (I swiped to a second spark). Probably for the best, this is my first gacha and it taught me not to swipe for a gamble.
>>548418162we won't catch up until 2029
>>548418513Yeah people thought mile CMs were random? This is just No Stopping Me RNG the CM
>>548418246When I pulled on that banner I was this close on quitting the game but I pulled kita on the 190th rollyou'll have to double spark for it on the rerun lmoa
>global catches up with jp>the acceleration doesn't end
>>548418249better than mine..
Buy late movement skills to counter NSM niggery, just move so they don't proc it.
>>548418513its a shame, while the last update made everyone way more viable, they are still not equal, pace chasers remain a bit worse than lates and ends. I always run Rice in all CMs, and even when I highroll an amazing rice, my late surger snatches the victory most of the time from her
Is Maestro+Deez enough with 1000 stam?
>>548419000I got terrible NSM rng because my goldshit has 600 wit
>>548418257
>>548418365NeitherImagine not knowing if your 400 rolls for an SSR MLB could be useless in <1 month
>>548415798im brown, a manlet and poor
>10+ new follows todaywtf is going on? I had my mlb Riko on weeks ago but it never got attention until now
>>548419205There's a high chance of a pace chaser existing every room. You should lay off with the mid-race skills so you wont overtake the pace chasers too early, let your unique do the pushing and focus on late-race
>>548419478but everybody is in the same boat so the level of your opponents in cm goes down too... I think it's fine
>>548419069clearly cygames goal is to have both on the same schedule so we have releases at the same time which is honestly kind of fun. I hated playing FGO and seeing JP stuff knowing I will need to wait 2 years to be able to read it
>>548418513at least it makes me feel better when i have a chance to win with lower power. my endclosers have around 800 power, but have enough stamina and doesnt rely on both recoveries. highlander also helps abit 50/50 tho
>>548419069Just give me Buena Vista already.
>>548419494your parent uma got pinged in our @VF discord!
>>548419669Yeah that shit sucked. Gacha games are horrible about this, it's simply less fun to be behind. Acceleration is amazing
Hopeful status?
>>548419769aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she is so fucking cute>those eyesshould've been perfect 1080p reeeee
>>548419897HOPELESS
I just lost a 1% training, I think I'm gonna do a tenpull to save my luck
>>548419897BELEEB
>>548419897>LateHopeless
>>548420023>>548420054>>548420076AIIIIIEEE DAI KYO DESU
>>548418365it's great, much better than what we have. We need to accelerate faster, maybe x2 faster than we have it now
>>548420116>no stamina>no POWERRRRRRR
>>548419897shiraoki be with you!
>>548420030Wishing you the best of luck!
>>548420116Another one bites the hopeless steaks
VF says pump is bad this CM
holy shit is that ms victoria herself
How is it possible to have long sparks on 5/6 legacies but only get long S like once in every ten runs? Something seriously needs to be done about this shit. Double circle affinity, btw.
>>548420198why is it bad?
>>548420198translated: it's a must to be able to overtake his seiun sky ace
>>548418237I won the Special Week prize fig in a ufo catcher at Nagashima Spa Land a few years ago. It only took me two tries, I was so excited.
>>548420165not even a good SR...I still have no SR Halo and this is my 9th Ryan
>>548420467WHY ARE YOU ROLLING NOW
>>548418246I too got cucked on kita banner. I can't complain too much though because I've luckshitted an MLB super creek so my account isn't bricked
>>548420373expensive and procs late. Most will barely have the sp to get their golds. Not a must buy as usual. Even Seriru's chart it didn't even support his own recommendation by much
>>548420198on which style and which runners?more details required because the viability of pump is pretty nuanced
I DON'T CARE ANYMOREI AM JUST GOING TO BUILD LATESFUCK THIS END SHIT
>>548420656>nuancethere's no nuance he just says it is bad
>>548419478I'd just double spark on anni/half anni which is guaranteed to be good to broken anything else is way too risky
>>548420574>>548420030Gacha superstitious & addiction is so funny
>>548420467Shiraoki-sama simply says it's not your day. Now how about mine? Even : RollOdds : Pass
SEA hours then? cya
>>548420758>>548420198>still following SEA frontier advicebro he just wants to brick you so you pay for coaching
it's like 3AM here bwo
>>548420804I WANTED LAISUU BUT THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>548420467Better luck next time anon. At least you got cleats, or uncaps or something.
Come test your umas!408444734084447340844473
>Fail a training>Double mood down event>Career raceThis shit is scripted
>>548420758I'm convinced that guy really gaslights and brick everyone so he could win easier. How is pump a bad inherit when multiple honses could trigger it because of how long the final corner is and when everyone is passing or getting passed during that time
>60 rolls because I have no self control >dupes of spe, bourbon, curren, teio mcqueen>one mummy creek I feel blessed but wish I got ricebat too
>>548421468Let us remember to use the right running style this time.750845787508457875084578
>>548421293I want to finger mcqueen's belly button
Skullfucking Spe-chan!
do you think the horses know they "won" a race?https://x.com/m3r3uma/status/1995065954041237790?s=20
Holy shit building uma without their own built-in gold recoveries is literal cancer.>Slightly sacrifice deck to bring two cards that have gold recoveries>Neither events finish anywayjust fucking shove barb wire up my urethra while you're at it
what are you doing here kingu
>>548421720Yeah
>>548421564that's crazy for 60 rolls
>>548421720Honses are smarter than they look so I'd assume so
>>548421720>human happy=something good happened while I ran=I did goodThey're as smart as children in a way
>>548421720They obviously don't know the intricacies but I imagine they are smart enough to tell they did something good, like dogs
>>548421720Yep, and looks like caldangan is showing off here Some horses can recognize the finish line so I don’t doubt some of them know they won
>>548418246same. I got luck elsewhere (NN Wit in 100 pulls and Rice MLB at the spark) but I feel like not having Kita is way worse...
>>548421720Most of the in game win poses are what the jockey and horse did in their real life wins
Definitely won't be able to recycle old umasI got thrashed
average ass wonder run
what's her name
>>548421468If you're still accelerating at late corner 3, let alone the final corner, you've already lost.
Breeding is too complicated in this game.
>>548421720Goldshi loves attention and knows when he's on camera and if he won so yeah
>>548422069aston martin
>>548421468the corner is delayed and he says lates are shit this cm and end have better accel options (spurt and NSM). Front and pace don't run pump.
>>548422069machan is both daughter and wife coded
>>548422081it's fairly straight forward once you get the basic then realize it's just a grind and lucky after that
>the absolute state of ai-chan
>>548421981Agnes digital would stop as soon as he crossed the finish line. Horses are that smart.
>>548422081Breeding is complicated outside of the game. It could be worse, we could be breeding plants.
>>548422081it's just getting lucky
>>548422208
>>548421293Our winners, and here I thought no distance S made her a brick.
>>548422240looks simple to me!
>>548422367Are you running McQueen with a Suzuka?
>>548422016Did El Condor Pasa do a front flip?
>>548422332>the intimidating jockeyless horse
>Pace stealing wins just like cm2 when /uma/ just parrots golshi game propaganda.nyoticing
>>548421871Yeah too bad I have like 300 carats now. I'm the worst at these games.
>>548422367rare anime mcqueen
>>548422081It’s not complicated:I straightaway spurt inside of McQueen’s guts and she pops out an Uma in ten months
Should I do a daily roll and get mad?
>pace>late>end>need distance s + good stats and acceleration that are the same for all styles>front>needs greens>needs groundwork>needs focus>needs early lead>needs 3 recoveries>needs all the late accelerations as the others>also needs 1200 wit to trigger all of this on top of 1200 speed, 1200 stamina and 1200 power to keep firstwhy anyone would want to run frontrunners is beyond me
Post the strongest
bake nyow
>>548423040>>548421720
>>548422781>Put character in that slut kancol outfit>Improve it instantly
>21 ace runs today and not a single usable oneI want my Sunday back
>>548422081>decide on your ace to run>find out which uma has the best affinity with your ace>start grindingWhat's complicated about it
>>548418883We're the same person. If I had gotten even 1 SSR to 3LB I might have considered buying again, but I got absolutely nothing. It is just a terrible deal.
>>548423024by the time all this new late/pace/end stuff came out with the balance patch on JP, vbobo was also out and she comes with like half that shit in her base kit so a solid front was more accessible.
>>548397336Her ass is a storage tank for deception.
Do you ever think by the end of the three years with your trainee, you have to tell them that you’re not interested in being with them romantically? How does an uma respond to that? No you cannot say rape
>>548423242>>548423242>>548423242
>>548382546>>548382546>>548382546
>>548421720absolutely. some of the smarter ones can clearly even decide if it's "worth" it and can become more or less motivated depending on weird shit like competition, grudges or hype
>>548423265fuck you I hate you
>>548423256>>548423265oh nyo
>>548423256>>548423265it's impressive how consistently this happenshivemind /uma/
>>548423024Fronts are still the best at winning consistently if you manage all that.
>>548423265this is just the JP thread
>>548421631And our winners for this one.Thanks for coming and sorry that it was just Golshi diff.>>548422476No, my third is Dasca>>548422641Just regular Mcqueen in the anime outfit.>>548423024You wouldn't get it
>>548423447Where's the winners
>>548423447>Just regular Mcqueen in the anime outfit.I forgot you could change those
>>548423343almost like some indo tard or jew has a bot going wooooooooow
>>548423024how many times do I have to say itfront = piggu oink oink buhiii style
>>548423328>>548423343>>548423761idiots