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Teio!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei
Feed her.
Teio a cute!
>>548423285oh hey it's teio
Despite all the Teio posting I have never seen an /uma/ Teio podium win.
Teio A SUPER FUCKING SHIT
>>548423405There were a few winning anime teios 2 CMs ago
>>548423242Teio panty...
>>548423357Okay!
gyaru with mid calf socks is the peak of sex
>>548423612This nigger doesnt even know what a Gyaru is
>>548421631And our winners for this one.Thanks for coming and sorry that it was just Golshi diff.>>548422476No, my third is Dasca>>548422641Just regular Mcqueen in the anime outfit.
>>548423405Teio is for sex, not racing.
Digitan LOVE
Why is she like this?
>>548423768Rimjob reflex
Your bro is also a smart horse!
>>548423242teio thread
>>548423686>laugh at this nigga
>>548423405>>547852030
>don't run power cards>can't get more than 774 power>run power cards>barely 820 power>speed not maxed>use power sparks>can't hit stamina I need>hit everything else right>250 wit
Every day til you like it
>>548423686that's a common gyaru outfit, retard
>>548423687>No, my third is DascaDamn.. I was told you can't win with pace unless you build big nig Suzuka
>>548424112its a school uniform, retard.
MISSING JOCKEY
The next uma posted will give (You) a footjob
>>548423912The race in questionhttps://youtu.be/J1JvCEbLUEw
>>548424017I don't think you guys understand how BADLY I need to lick up King Halo's sweat
>>548424289First we Rhein then we Kraft.
you guys ever do anything but train for CMdo you even watch umapyoi on each career?
im starting to dislike king halo because of halo posters ITT
Anons is 1070 stam + 1 gold recovery enough for an end closer? Swuper creek decided she wasn not working today.
>>548423242Teio, you've been drinking too much hachimiIt's all gone to your butt
>>548424456I watch umapyoi on the first winning career of each character I get
club status?
>>548424240
>>548424416This fat fuck...
>>548424503All you need is more stamina than your opponent. Nothing else matters.
>>5484245031k stam 400+ guts is enough for a pace chaser.
>>548424489*sweats on you*
>>548424376This but I need her to suck my dick, swish around my cum in her mouth, kiss me with it still in her mouth, put it in my mouth, have me spit it back in her mouth and then swallow it.
A new room for a new thread509549625095496250954962
>>548424609I know some fag is going to leave as soon as rewards drop
>>548424364>>548424325Bro...
>>548423687Can you post the McQueen's deck?
>>548424456No sometimes I redo a TT horse
Which one would you run for the CM? I feel like they all perform equally poor in my test runs
>>548424610Concessions accepted. Have a Marvelous Sunday.
>>548424609If my club doesnt implode tomorrow, then I have been lied to!
>>548423348wei~~~>>548423357I'll feed this cute slop creature later
>>548424739yes that's me
>>548424376>will never make my coffee with King Halo's used race wearwhy live?
>>548424801NOT A SINGLE NSM ON THOSE LONG SA real bummer because those looked like winners
Sex with Verxina
>>548424801buhi oink oink oink buhi, you probably can understand that
>>548424753A bro job so to speak
>>548424774
>>548424801You kinda need No Stopping Me to win this CM. So I think the second is the only one that has a chance to win, it also has enough to stamina if only Maestro procs because Iron Will is not a skill.
>>548424947Stop club hopping you slut.
>>548423687That Teio looks too smug because of that censor
I fucking hate french people Kill the french
>>548424801Did unity rape you out of NSM on those last 2?
>Triple rainbow>+35 speedI hate this fucking game man
>>548425265I assume the Cooldown is from Rice team name, so he can't get it.
Is masterful gambit viable now?
>>548424609b+ againsurely next month we'll get people that won't drop the game after 2 weeks
>>548425406Let me guess. You fell for the TE gaslight?
>>548425041Whales with sovl should be respected
>>548425407Yeah I usually go with Rice team name>>548425127>>548425010well whoops?
>>548425145It's the club that's hopping off the game first
>>548425252Rice wouldn't say this
>gold ship takes first out of the gate>just stays there for the rest of the racestats mean nothing, styles mean nothing umamusume is a gambling game
>>548425252hmmmm, nyoI will fuck the french instead
jiggie?
>>548425420Add a dumb insignificant low quota like 600k weekly or something. It filters flatliners and leeches, even though 600k weekly is just 3 careers in one day kek
>>548425252I'm like where is this coming from and like oh a french horse must have won
>>548424456Now that the unity rivals are almost always 2nd and 3rd I don't watch umapyoi anymore.
>>548425265any run he took Cooldown he joined Team Rice instead of Team Carrot.Late Surgers need to instead take both rice and vodka power cards for Swinging Maestro AND Breath of Fresh Air and still joining Team Carrot for No Stopping Me.
>>548423612I want to fuck Daiwa ScarletI really really want to RAPE Daiwa Scarlet
>>548425724maybe its the epithet
>>548425568dicta striker is hottermy bro is SUPER cute!
>>548425573This CM is literally: Whoever procs NSM first wins (assuming you are even close to the correct stats).If you really want to run Ticket, your best options for other recoveries include Greater Heal + White (makeshift gold) or Zenno Rob Roy speed card for the new recovery. McQueen is ass, not sure if Vodka would work.
>>548425814Lates can take Zenno Rob Roy card now
>pull Smart Falcon>breeze through her career>literally my first A+ horse>goddamn unstoppable queen of dirt>becomes my dirt ace>makes Haru Urara look like an absolutely jobber in comparison Why is she so stronk?
>>548425483Desu, if I whaled out hard I'd just do weird builds after making my perfect S+ aces. Not much point in entering room matches when you're all decked out in SS stats.
Where are the black friday deals?
General question on how you guys pick your choicesfirst riko training so we would get a mood+ as well
>>548425127Even on pace?
>>548426117Riko on speed and kitasan is instaclick, the unity training is a plus.
tamamo is poor lol
>>548426075Stats alone don't win races, the skill loadout matters just as much if not more
>>548424609If it ever gets too uncomfy I'll just join AlmondLove for danchou's OF accessBut it seems we didn't get any flatliners this month
taishin...
>>548425573You can sacrifice a single gold in exchange of NSM because you're not a pace chaser but get white recoveries in exchange. You NEED NSM next CM. Not having an NSM completely bricks your run regardless of stats.
>>548426068have you seen his irl record?
>>548426117you're getting way more stats and friendship out of right and building towards more blue balls its a no brainer
>>548426049Thanks for the update I hadn't read up on that one. I'm not sure if lates will really be at the back in long CM though. All it takes is one triple end closer bozo and you're dead. I'd be more comfortable using that in mediums as the sole heal.
>>548426254
>>548426254and extremely cute
>>548426117right instant click won't even think about it
are there any umas that can do 1m fans a run besides maruzensky, I don't have her
>>548424609Still in C hell.While I see people logging in they are mostly flatliners, also we have too many non 4chingers.We'll see. (I'll probably said this last month too)
>>548426194Pretty much. Daiwa Scarlet can win if she rockets, but otherwise if you are first place pace you are most likely going to be passed. You could try Angling and Scheming but I haven't tried it.
>>548426117The guts seems pretty obvious to me. More stats, more chevrons, and more friend ups. I also like to look for trainings that have bonus supports; you'll get the +1 power through Kingu. You get, what, 78 trainings total in a career? If you can get those bonuses enough times that's an extra 40-60 stats.
>>548426068He is the final boss of dirt horses in Japan
>>548424691Our winners. Thanks for coming anons I am off to the Golshi mines.
>>548426532>C clubwhy are you still thereany anon playing this casually can make it to an A club at least, take the mambopill
>>548425125>MLB BikoGuess i have to look into borrowing that and coping with 0LB Creek.
>>548425573Refer to >>548418513 because it's mostly accurate.
if these girls were real, human women would be extinct within 200 years
>>548424609We'll have openings next reset. Excited for the newcomers.
>>548426525
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.DIE BREAD MAKER.
>>548426814the most I can get with oguri is like 600kwhat am I missing
>>548426312>>548426006>>548426737Noted, I'll get NSM instead of Cooldown from now on
>>548426872Fan Bonuses
end closer straightaways + uma stan OR slipstream + playtime's over?uma stan is at full price while slipstream and playtime are on a discount
>>548426768Umas are super rare in-universe, so no, you'd still have to marry a human woman
>>548426354>>548426614Do they really account for their real life wins to determine how strong they are in the anime/game? I figured they would want to keep everyone evenly matched as to not piss off the horse owners or something.
McQueen this was a borrow run What the fuck
>>548424503Pure Heart is 1.5 gold recoveries.>>548424947Funny, I don't remember posting this.
>>548426990>he left it til hopeless stakes again
>>548426634Eh, its not as bad.it was worse in D.
So close. I failed a 15% double rainbow 2 burst speed training in Senior Summer and it fucked this entire run. I'm miffed.
>>548426068>comparing the oni of dirt irl to the supreme jobberwhat did you expect to find out?
MY SENIOR TRIPLE CROWN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>548411140this deck kinda owns I just need to find a good spurt parent or luckshit it from bubbles
>>548426990>FRONTline Elegance>Retard runs her as Pace Chaser You deserve nothing
You stupid fucking retard bitch how does this even happen.
>>548427105>>548427245It was a double to run too..
>>548426919Seeing that you can constantly reach S rating, I'd assume your deck is good or buhii enough to get 1K stamina every career. You're mostly fine with 1 gold as a late surger with 1k stamina BUT still take other recoveries just in case she doesn't activate maestro without sacrificing NSM. Gamba Tickezo torena
>>548427227
>>548427251no wit or power
>>548424609basically locked for s+didn't have to go out of our way grindingcomfy
>>548427227>He got Mambo'd
>no spurtI don't think I'll get anything better anyway. Not a whale so I expect to lose this CM no matter what
i failed my club and couldn't do my runs properly this month
>>548426989No, but Smart Falcon is a 3 star unit they want you to use carats to pull while Haru is a common unit, so it's not hard to see why CyGames made her better
>>548426989I'd want to say yes but TM Opera O is weak af ingame
>go with non-guranteed spurt like sweep, hishiama, sparks>Spurt does not come, or its always spurt, statline, or Long S missing>Go with shakur>Statline in the dumps, spurt procs more than I need, still no Long SIm so tired boss
>>548426634Whats the mambopill?
>>548426989Every uma is viable in career mode, that's all that really matters from the owner's perspective. I doubt most of them even know about CM/TT.
I don't think this is working out...
>>548427598Join the mambo club.
>>548427458rooms have been so random that I'm not sure if I'm even getting into day 2 or platinum
sorry danchou I'm gonna take a nap
>>548427598
>>548427667Frontrunners are dead
>>548427647What you're running?
>>548427653fuck of were full
>>548427534>get a god run and get great stats and skills>job to a worse golshi in room matchUmamusume is a fun game
>>548427667Fronts were not deadNSM was not mandatory on everyone
Now that the dust has settled and the results are in, what were the best, worst, and funniest gaslights of CM5?For me it was>fronts are deadhttps://youtu.be/t9Ephk4eoTY
>>548427351The 1k stam depends on how many double rainbows I can get from Tamamo and Rice. I've had plenty of runs with ~900 stam
>>548427840Matikanefukukitaru
buy an ad NIGGER
>>548427941did you forget the pic this time?
>>548427667>>548427941buy an ad
>>548427941>>548427667
>>548427941>forgot shill link the first time>forgot the image this timeNevermind I give up
i just spunked my pants
when does chrono update i need to know if I hit my quota
AAAAAAA LET ME MARRY MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
>>54842802412*stm, 6*pwr
>>548428190
>>548428270CYGAMESBRICK THIS MAN'S RUNNOW
>>548428270Time for your speed rainbows to disappear
>BUY AN AD! BUY AN AD!!!!!! BUY AN ADVERTISMENT!!!>...>bweeeeeeeeeeeeeh why can't i hit 1200/1000/1000 (image posted has a very glaring mistake that anyone can spot from a mile away) ;_;
Is it better to just kick out my 1lb (R)iko for a SSR Tazuna on my Aoharu deck? feels like she doesn't do much to me
>>548428336how do you even get 1k power with 4 speed cards? i try that shit i get 600 to 700. do you pop bursts on pow?
>>548428342>>548428360it's on a late surger q_q
>>548428361this is like the new 6-7 but for 4chan incels
>>548428361who are you quoting
>>548428270Whats that? Your balls are gone and youre jobbing to riko?
>>548428336>3LB Kita/Riko/Creek>MLB KingI'm afraid that isn't a possibility for me.
>>548428362Your guts + stam will suffer. Either that or your other stats will suffer as you explicitly click stam + guts to shore them up. Even my 1R Riko bridges that gap, and she for sure does NOTHING during training.
>>548428270it's going to be a good run
>>548428361At least link good guidetubers instead of a guy who can't even win CMs. He's frequently extremely wrong as well
>>548428441then why are you bringing stamina parents?
Aww, it's upset no one wants to watch his shit video
late oguri viable this cm??
>>548428586but that makes him relatable
>>548428002I'm not exactly sure with late surgers but my end closer with 880 stam and with 1 gold, 3 white recoveries can survive just fine, this is assuming there's no debuffers. 900 above should be fine for late surgers if they have recoveries. Besides, power is more important as a late surger/end closer combined with NSM.
>>548428326
>>548428326>this is spe's daughter
>>548428326Murder should be legal but I agree
>>548428667>but my end closer with 880 stam and with 1 gold, 3 white recoveries can survive just fine, this is assuming there's no debuffers.how much wit do you have? my end with 1070 stam and 2 gold only gets full spurt 70% of the time
if end closers are popular this cm wont they gas out dueling each other on the back?
>damn I like Helios>watch one room gal by tamango works because I liked Helios>wtf she is nothing like Helios
when you're a retarded horse you are a retarded horse
>>548428858it's been several weeks since the balance patch dropped. you have no excuse for still not knowing what dueling and spot struggle are. please actually play the game.
>>548428835Sadly only 465 but she's been pretty consistent at placing and can win
>>548428414Same shit with no power sparks. Kita and Halo give power bonus. I also popped bombs on power around 50% of the time.>>548428509Well you could also try 4 spd and 2 stam and load up on power sparks on a borrow.
and witGAWD's record????5 wins obviously(this post was made by xXUMAPROXx@VF)
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you're a f2p like me or even a dolphin with shit luck or something and have to resort to using mediocre non mlb cards in your runs just to have something, try switching something to the free mlb haru urara from the storeThis card fucking slaps. The high training effectiveness and mood up events alone are probably better than any 1-2 lb speed/stam filler. She seems to not sit on guts too much and whenever she sits in on a rainbow the boost seems to be comparable as if she were giving an extra rainbow herself.
when does the club month end?is it in 2h30min like the event resets or in 19h30min, next day reset?
>unironic shill gets his ass blasted for shilling his sloptubers on mongolian weaving forum >sudden unprompted witgod seethe
Creek as in ___
>>548429097Ok, I believe
>>548429216Every. Single. Fucking. Time.These browntoids will never not be hilarious as hell and easy to bait.
>unironic shill (singular, proven) gets his ass blasted for shilling his (singular, proven) sloptubers on mongolian weaving forum>sudden unprompted witgod wank
dueling was a gaslight
>>548429135FUCK ME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RESET? DANCHO JUST POSTED 'TICK TOCK YOU HAVE TWO HOURS'FUCK
>>548426990>he didn't run the free win G3 race firstlaugh at this guy
>>548429097also if you are playing taishin, you're perfectly fine just clicking guts often for a more equal distribution of stam/guts (you still don't want more guts than stam)
what's a good deck for nice natie debuffer?
>>548429097I used her on my Taiki Leo ace b/c I didn't have another better card and confirm it works wonders. Aoharu feels harder b/c having wit/pal cards seems mandatory, and without MLB Kita you need an extra speed card to get reasonable speed.
>>548428895helios is a paripi normie more than a gyaru
>>548429321>start video>18 seconds>after 16 seconds it slowly increases each second till it reaches 25 secondswhat glitchy shit is this
>>548429216all me btw
>Heeeeeeeeeeeeey its me your landlord!>Found this little Uma on the street and she wants to run in races, and I couldnt say no to her cute face, So I brought her to you for training!>I dont care that you still havent finished University, you owe me, remember? That rent aint cheap
>>548429472idk blame ffmpeg
>>548424609The line has started going up. Always remember friends, even when you think it's Mambover, it could just be Mambeginning.
>>548429097She's good but speed card with high multiplier like Shinko Windy or Sweep Tosho are still going to be better if you highroll even at 1-2 LB. She's better than some speed cards.
>>548426989not usually but everyone knows an uma like Almond Eye is going to be insane when she drops
Who is the Shō Fu Kan of Umamusume?
>>548429216Wonder what goes through these fags mind to shill in here of all places and act like they need validation for their favorite sloptubers
>>548429628I am pretty sure that one dude is just polishing his fan farm resume.
>>548429571last time I saw time extension fuckery like this was when people purposefully glitched the webm container, not on accident, or with mp4. intredasting>he-aacinteresting and unexpected choice
WHAT SKILLS/STATLINE DO I WANT ON A DEBUFFER
regular spe or bikini spe as a makeshift end closer?regular spe has better a unique + homestretch haste as cope and better stam growth so i can use 4spd1stam and rikobut bikini spe has built in gold recovery and possibly better mid race skills
>>548429628looks like you're getting carried by one guy
>>548429321Flea is an umamusume?
What does it take to go s rank?
School Festival cures status conditions??!?!!!!!????
>>548429938DEDICATIONCOMMITMENT2-3 CHINKBOTS
>>548429938lots of ura sparks
>>548427251I apologize Maru good job.
>>548429905>4spd1stam and riko... and your second recovery...?
hello this is the GSK store, what can I get youwe got palmer model, if you want a noble lady reinventing herself as a galgold city model if you want a headstrong model galhelios model if you want a passionate party galjordan model if you want a classic fashionable outgoing gal
>>548430158>1.1mil fansI hate it thank you
>>548429938Here
>>548429354so it IS in 2 hours?
>>548428554thanks, I've been modifying my deck and it's reassuring to hear that Riko is still doing her job even at R.
>>548430225
>>548430485Marriage with PalmerLovey Dovey baby making
>>548429628>check how I'm doing>47mI play this way too much, need to reduce playtime
>anime named CINDERELLA GRAY>it's about OGURI CAP (as in peak)What did they mean by this
>>548430634is this a bot post
>>548430634Wait till you see what all umas in the chibi shorts have in common...
>anime named CINDERELLA GRAY>no grey cinderella??????????
i hate whites (horses)
I'm surprised Disney hasn't sued Cygames to oblivion and back for using Cinderella in their title.
>>548430884Just wait a month when they release Cinderella Oguri in the JP server.
>>548431009are you fucking stupid
>>548430953
do speed skills only matter in late race and final leg?
>every lobby is 8 or 9 end closers all praying for NSM quickestthe few lobbies I see with pace promoted to front they get caught up easily anywaydumbest CM so far?
>browntoids shitting up the thread with random garbageaight
>>548423242sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
so... who is the pretty derby?
>>548431159(You)
>>548431073What made you come to that conclusion?
I miss Mambo posting.
>>548431159the musume, the girls
>>548431326All hail danchou
>>548431326you can restart it
hmm... I'm thinking mambo
>this is the 3rd time I'm training this fuckass horse for CM
>>548431326>I miss repetitive garbage about reposting the same 2-3 images, gifs or mp4s over and over while spamming "MABO MAMBO MAMBO HAHAH LOL" yeah me too>b-b-b-but all these other repetitive poststhose are cringe too so eat shit brown child
>>548431326Thats what you just did tho
>>548431532You sound mad.
What do you call this?
You can really see the point when this guy's seething started
>>548431371this is just im@s
How are they going to represent the jockey falling off mid-race in Umamusume? Since the Jockey is represented by their racing attire, is the Uma going to lose her clothes?
>>548429938Typically around 2 maxed stats and ~600 in two others. The actual cutoff is like 14500 IIRC.Easiest to achieve with Sprint/Mile horses by witmaxxing.If you are building for mid/long you can also hit it with ~1100 in SPD/STA/PWR but you need better support cards/sparks.
>>548431159she isher name is umauma musume in full
>>548431653based?
>>548431662this is the FIFTH FUCKING TIME YOU'VE ASKED THISYOU JUST WANT US TO POST *THAT* IMAGE HUH
is this deck good for a debuffer? what stats should I aim for?
>>548431662Her shoe/cleat comes off and although she still manages to win she gets disqualified for dangerously running without wearing the correct racing gear.
>>548431750what image
>>548431624Right around the time a sloptuber shill was called out
>>548431662You know how Matikane carries a big ass daruma doll on her back?
MABO MAMBO MAMBO HAHAH LOL
>>548431857This doesn't work. Suzuka has raced with a broken horseshoe before. Well, it was either Suzuka or Special Week. I don't remember, they're both boring.
Do you think some Umas just aren't into racing and get into dressage instead? When they're doing their idol bits does that count as dressage?
oh yesumamusume bare feetsnifffffff
>>548431662Queue Maruzensky's indonesian copypasta.
>>548431849I'd suggest making debuffers in URA because it's easier to get the hints you want, and a debuffers run is all about getting the right hints. Who are you building?
>>548431662well it has to be something that disqualifies them from winning, so I don't know
>>548431619Creek lust
>>548431662They could also have a mental breakdown since half the time uma get their personality from their jockey
>>548429905I appreciate this tum.
>>548432160a very fuckable ningen
>>548429628It'd be surprising if he doesn't leave the club after gibs. Like anons said, this looks like he's polishing his resume for an A+ club interview.
>>548432104Trying to build Natie, I know I want as much flustered/subdued as possible but I don't know how important stats are aside from wit
>wake up>see thiswhat do
>>548432292go back to sleep with her
>>548432292I go back to sleep beside Cheval
>>548431271from gametora
>>548432292Tell her cheva said the same thing, so she's already in my bed, waiting.
Why is she looking at me like that
>>548431114Yep, not worth attention and time.
>>548432487Gametorah is right. Though, your wit decides your target speed in other phases. If you think your uma is too slow during the early and mid race, check her wit.
>>548432292Do I look like the kind of deadbeat trainer that would withhold consent from his trainee?
>>548432497
>>548432248Your only important stats are wit and stamina Around 800 stamina + maestro + late surger savvy OO would be my guess, since 850 was the minimum for Kyoto 3200. Other stats don't matter, you just want to beat the career.
Newfag here, I am just getting into this and I want to know which Umas are for me.The archetypes I am into are:>Shameless exhibitionists>Himecut JKs (think Noshiro from Azur Lane)>Serious but still nice girls>Energetic passionate girlsWhich Umas are for me?
I think my dan chode just announced that he's quitting
>>548424609Which Clubs A and up are looking for new members? I'm ready to leave some rando club after missing out on joining clubs in /uma/
>>548432764Try touching grass.
If you press the red button, you will become Super Creek's trainer however you also turn into a short and slim girl with lesbian hair and sharp red and yellow eyes who has significant daddy issues.Would you press the button?
Creek wouldn't put out, so this'll have to do.
>>548432246More like S
>>548432487Speed skills affect your target speed directly (rather than the speed stat), so they will work and are still relevant during the early and mid race. It is why good front runners load up on as many mid race speed skills as possible.
uuuuh i think i will marry special week
>>548432871>Touching Grass
>>548433034you will deeply regret this decision
>>548432913He has 58m right now, and that's only after he late surged. /uma/'s S clubs require 60m. It's a hard sell.
>>548432764>>Energetic passionate girlstaiki shuttle>>Shameless exhibitionistssummer maruzensky>>Serious but still nice girlsmejiro mcqueen>himecutsilence suzuka
Sell me on your A+ club, anon
Kek
>marked
How much lore does Uma Musume have compared to other media/franchises assuming that real life horses history is included in what's considered lore. Would you say it's bigger than Star Wars, Warhammer, etc?
>>548433381Horse racing has been around a lot longer than space marines.
>>548433381>Would you say it's bigger than Star Wars, Warhammer, etc?Uma lore is extensive, but nothing like those two lmao. Warhammer in general is insanely huge thanks to all the books and other media available, with SW it comes down to what you count as "canon", I suppose.
I'm safe for now but it goes up really fast.
>>548433402>>548433520
what would you do? are you gonna let her in?
Seiun Hades didn’t win but witnessing his BIG NIGE live was amazing. Will always be rooting for that guy nowhttps://x.com/bokujononichijo/status/1995082268218675352
>>548424168I want to be hugged to Super Creek's boobs
>>548433560 >>548433636>>548433520 >>548433381https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.b52qlonsihig
>>548432870mambo
>>548433334
>>548432764>Shameless exhibitionistsCan't really think of any in global. Maybe Seeking the Pearl or Gentildonna when they come out?>Himecut JKs (think Noshiro from Azur Lane)English, motherfucker.>Serious but still nice girlsSymboli Rudolf, Mejiro McQueen>Energetic passionate girlsSakura Bakushin, Vodka, Winning Ticket, Tokai Teio, Mejiro Ryan, Makitanefukukitaru, El Condor Pasa, this is really common in Umamusume.
>>548433780wait that isn't the right fucking doc either GODDAMN ITwhy is there so many random uma google docs?there is this one as well https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
I think Agnes is trying to tell me something
good inherits for pace chasers? or just skip it entirely? (its over)
>>548433948I didnt ask for a guide
Was this angle really necessary?
>>548432870/Uma/ Club will have a couple spots. 3 at most, 1 pretty likely.
>>548433578>she brought groceriesabsolutely
I didn't even know that the Japan cup happened, but waking up to the insanity of it all and reading the previous threads reactions was very fun. I wanna start casually watching some of this stuffWhat's the next race (You) will watch? I wanna shitpost about it too. Also how do you guys learn about modern horses to decide which one to root for?
>>548432764>himecut
>>548431693is parent important tho?
>>548434082neither did I, actually
>>548434131That whole season was unnecessary.
>>548434029A Kiss for Courage and A&S unironically.
>>548434225honestly there's barely any himecut umas besides calstone I just realised
>>548433892
>>548434180Champions Cup, I believe
i reached A1 today bitchesi can even destroy A2 niggers
>>548434320dont be racist, just because she's chestnut doesn't mean its not a himecut or that she's not a perfect yamato nadeshiko
>>548434180Champions Cup G1 (dirt) will be next Sunday. It’s basically non stop G1s for the remainder of the year. The schedule is:>Champions Cup>HJ Fillies>Asahi Hai>Hopeful stakes>Amira Kinen>Tokyo DaishoutenThere’s an anon that posts a chart that shows any horses that may be related to umas we have in the roster so most people start there
>>548434180Hanshin Juvenile Fillies
>>548434340T-try what?
>>548434456oh I forgot about Suzuka...
>>548434456orange
>>548434456That's not a himecut. The sides are too long.
>>548433994I think she's hungry
>>548434450congrats but watch the language in front of mom
>>548434180>Also how do you guys learn about modern horses to decide which one to root for?check pedigrees, check the the races they ran before, just start watching and you will find your own favorites in time
>>548424416Tama looking out for Oguri like a mom is too precious
>>548431495>when the aggressive flirt manages to narrow down your fetishes
>>548434320>>548434456Proper himecut is rare indeed huh
>>548434152>tfw you're below quota in /uma/ club and dancho posts this
>>548434340
>>548434320goldship without the retard hat
we hate chestnuts here
>>548434770i fucking hate this translator so much
>>548434673>Mah mah>dame desu yo
>>548431371The tops of their heads look so round.
>>548434770Very cute artwork but holy shit that translation is bad.
>>548425853Fucking based
>>548434770cor blimey
I want to steal anon's CF
>>548434152What's going to be your guys quota?I did 60m this month but I'm unsure if I'll be able to do it again. Maybe I'll just stay in comfy A+ club...
keep dreaming, little man
>>548434770
>>548435278Cow wife number 1!
>>548435396
Sex
>>548435278Shut up, get pregnant, get pregnant!11!
>>548435396NANDEYANEN
>>548434450>>548434673Whats the average /uma/ rank? Is A1 good? Could I say I beat the game when I reach A1?
>>548435653how do people get stat inspirations like this? getting 100+ stam with 2 stam parents is one thing, getting 53 spe and 22 pow on top is something esle
>>548434485why did they have to call it that
My hot springs.........
>>548435938mixed parents + URA spark going off
>>548435920not. A1
Was McQueen(horse) sugar addict?
>>548435938URA is better than stam if it procs.
>>548435956Cucked. IIRC that's a pretty good for (you) hot springs too.
>>548435278Daiwa is like 163cmYou seriously can't be shorter than that
How exactly do you play to get stats like this? I try to prioritize spirit bursts but I'm still nowhere near this, are you supposed to do something else?
>>548436014>>548436095intredasting... guess I should focus more on it for the hell of it, see what happens
Taking screenshots of the event story, Tama and Rice are very expressive but Creek is so fucking lame she has like 0 facial expressions in any of her animations she is so fucking BORINGAt least Bourbon looks like a retard in two or three shots which is funny but Creek is so fucking BORING.
>>548435261Since we just use bottom 100 clubs as a dynamic minimum it funny enough actually ended up being 59m this month, which is lower than the other S club, even though we’re getting S+. The lower-end fan earners are all pretty prepared to adjust anywhere from 60 to 70 though, since the majority want to help the S+ anons out too. Strict quotas are kind of lifeless so sorry I can’t answer your question. You’d qualify is the short of it. Fun and friendly club too. Particpation carats for a Christmas club race on the 24th coming up too. We keep having people join “temporarily” that realize “wait a second, this isn’t hard and I enjoy being with other like-minded anons” and just stay so idk, you’d be fine most likely.
>>548434919>>548435069I played too much Dragon Quest VIII to be bothered by it kek
>>548435956nii-san your clocks?
>>548435956if you get hot spring just job at Unity finals, so you can go to URA finals without Zenith bitches and get the good ending + springs
>>548435939>Hanshin racecourse>Only girl horses>2 year olds onlyYou know exactly what kind of race it is going to be
>>548435920I'm A3 and I'd say most should be higher than this because I'm cardlet.
what now
>>548436203multiple URA sparks flying off in inspiration can get you to like even 90 speed and 120 stam or something it can go crazy since every ura spark can get launched separately
>>548424364that's hilarious. I like this horse
Post more Rob
>>548436197just luckhe probably had a lot of pops on power and a lot of rainbows in general
>>548424364cant notice when it happensall horses rook same
>>548435956gotta remember to actually buy skills before the finals if you have a ticket on the line
>>548436204Bwo she breastfeeds a zombie (that's me btw) whAT MORE CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT
>>548435920I'd assume at least class A to maintain or bounce given how many people are sweating retains in class 6
>>548436412He's been making similar stat blocks every guide so clearly it's not luck.
>>548436347You have your life back. Go breath the fresh air, touch grass, get married and start a family. See you again when the harvest event drops.
I'm training for Libra cup, but I know I will job horrendously >Did well in Virgo open league>Wanted to do it again >LITERALLY not able to train a horse below B+, actually tried multiple times
>>548436372>90spe/120sta in one inspirationhory shet alrighty then. guess now I have two bullshit things to worry about it, continuing to get a singular decent spe/pow parent and URA
>>548436460Watch the frontrunner.
>>548436504With that deck, it's luckidk about the other examples
>>548436591it's very unlikely to happen but a 3* URA spark give a shitload, and imagine having one on every parent and all of them to go off individually
if they drop a sweepy/nishino commemorative art for HJF i will swipe until i get them when their banner drops
>>548436803>it's very unlikelyfunny rng horse game, sounds interesting to say the least tho, and worth investigating if I got something laying around. thanks for the info anons!
why is she so sexy
Four speed cardsNo rainbows
me as their dorm wall
>>548437320long term bros have a special kind of sex appeal
>>548434868
>>548425853Why do trainers think that they have any choice in the matter? It's a trainer's job to manage their trainee, including her intense sexual urges.
>>548437410the fuck does she need 6 monitors for
>>548436750I remade my tt horse a week ago, don't remember it being a good run (she doesn't have maestro, unlucky). Stats looks doable with a bit better cards which he has.
>get a shitton of hints for cool skills to make me faster>can barely take any because le mandatory 700 points on blues + mandatory 300 on NSM + uniques + greensI HATE THIS GAY ASS CM I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>>548437410>not the niggerniggernigger edit
>>548437349me as their dorm rug
>>548437327Just finished a run with 4 speed cards ending at 924 speed. Zero double+ rainbows starting the beginning of senior year.
Speaking of "rape", other than Scarlet and Taishin, are there other umas that do the same in their hotspring?
What's the CM after Libra? Libra is too ass so I'm going to just start building for the next one instead.
>>548437679correct its not the reddit edit instead its the original non reddit scene
>>548437750golshi drugs you and rapes you then pretends it was le funny fever dream
>>548437763Scorpio Cup Tokyo Turf 2000m Medium Left-HandedSoft Fall Rain
who's a good veteran for pace chasers?i wanna build fuji
Which horse is /uma/ saving for?
>>548437750Gold Ship drugs and rapes you, yes.
>>548437534Running crypto scams>>548437587What skills does she have? I feel like the wit is holding back her points generation.
>>548437750Goldship says a monster would eat you
>>548435956sorry bwo, she also has a hot springs vacation to win
>>548437349Odd choice when you could be their bed or plushie
>>548433658I must admit I became a fan of Terra and Seiun after this race.
>>548437854>xmas oguri banner literally at the start of this CMthis is going to be fun
>>548437865
>>548437854>Medium againI HATE MEDIUM AAAAAAAAAA
pedo browntoidsoh boy its this time of the day
>had more turns with 0 rainbow on speed than 1 rainbow in senior>nothing higher than 2 stack, and it only happened once in summer senior¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yeah cm7 is starting to look more fun already
>>548437851>>548437942>>548438013WHAT
>>548437854>softfucking groundwork grind all over again
>>548437854>RainFirst CM with Rain. It's going to be interesting. It's 2000m so the stamina requirement shouldn't be that harsher.
>>548438110>Pedophilia is bad because... it just is, okay!
>>548438138I am beginning to believe that rumor about KB spec prio being bugged.
>>548434257>was unnecessaryThink again.
>>548438110what time
>>548438096>mediumdebuff nightmare>long stamina check>mile/sprintRNG fest>dirttoo few umas to even runI hate all CMs
>>548438087That's a boy
>>548438325it was boring as fuck and uncalled for just like s3 eat shit teiofaggot
>>548437854>the 2001 tenno sho CM
>>548437972It's not that good, but it would be ok if Super Creek finished her event for maestro.
>>548434131Dynamic angles keep the audience engaged actually
how viable is it to build a dirt mile tamamo for the cup right after her release
What the heck...?
>>548437648Just get fast learner lul
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>548437420
>>548438281World is too strongThey are nerfing us
>>548438498Did you not reach S rank for It's On? Neither of those greens are good in TT.
>>548438701Still can't believe they wasted an anni slot on her
>>548438368Mile CMs are hype, anything can happen. You win, you lose. Looking forward to Dirt so that Haru and Digitan can raise some hell
>>548438036sauce
>>548437648just run a few races
>>548438701I love Pokke.
the dahby?
im running pace tummy teio for fun for libra but if she is the sole pacer in the lobby does she just whiff her unique and die?
>>548439096
Buena Vista a cute
>>548438918tつめきり on pixiv
>>548439169it would be extremely painful
>>548437865Way too many, but all the Gyaru horses mostly. Kawakami, Palmer, Helios, Tosen. Also Kitasan and Diamond in march
>>548436197That's pretty doable. What I find hard to replicate is his high wit build
>>548439231
>>548439231is spe her father or is there another horse inbetween
>>548439169She'll probably get overtaken before the final curve and not even trigger her in unique
>>548437865Yaeno love
>>548439289She's a big uma.
>>548439559
>>548439169I've been running Pace Teio and attempted a lot of times. She has yet to proc her unique even if I pair her along with another pace chaser
>>548439568nigga might as well put A&S on gold ship then wtf
Nigga nigga nigga, neigh neigh neigh, nigga nigga nigga, neigh neigh neighNigga fuck move, Nyah Nyah Nyah Nigga
>>548438812Once I received no maestro I just decided to see how she performs in rooms instead. She actually wins because nothing matters except nsm/spurt proc and she has enough stamina without maestro apparently.
>>548439737dammit, Teio is so cute
>>548439752don't reveal the secret tech
>>548439282thank you anon
>>548439752Unironically not a bad idea. She can overtake even before final corner ends
>7/10 power spark runs at 1* crap and a 2* pow at besti keep getting 1100+ pow, i hate grinding this so much
>>548438110>ohboylookatthetime.jpg
>>548439791>August 2027It's not fair.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Yiq4K21IE
>40% WR guy is streaming>he says don't play late surgers in CM6>his reason is that late surgers help end closers win more>he is running some kind Seiun Sky Front in CM6, possibly with Suzuka oonige and maybe a paceI thought you guys were memeing when you said he puts out disinfo to try to help himself win more...
>>548437865None of them. I don't know the names of any horses coming out. I just compete in the CMs with the strongest ones.I don't even like horses.
>>548437865What the fuck is a horse
>>548437865My future wife.
>>548440107He's been constantly doing it. I don't remember if he did it for CM5 but CM5 had a pretty solid guides that he can't put out any disinfo during that time but instead brought a team that can be used as an excuse if he lose(Solo ace Seiun, 2 fodders), which he did, because of how F2P friendly CM5 was.
>>548438110>suddenly
This is my aunt.
is spe good for libra
>>548438720
paceGODS... we will have our time when nishino furawaa comes out... ack...
>>548437865gyaru wife
looking at the umalator speed chart I gotta askdo accelerations skills do anything in the blue regions?or am I thinking backwards? since there's no accel in the blue regions, accel skills would be better there than in the red regions where it's already accelerating?
>>548440605I've seen people getting out wins with Summer SpeNo clue about OG Spe
>>548440674just bide your time for tachyon...
>>548440713>do accelerations skills do anything in the blue regions?more or less no. IIRC they might have an effect if your uma is way behind her supposed running position (which is how Tactical Tweak is supposed to work), but that's too specific of a situation to be worth allocating skill towards when you could instead get a corners/straights skill or something that accelerates when you're supposed to (the red areas)
>>548440679I have bad news for you
>>548435261aieeeeee dancho this is not me i swear
>>548440935how many years until red desire? or i rise?
>i still don't have a single long acedefend this
>>548441110They haven't even officially told us the date.
>>548440713for accel you're looking at the final leg/last spurt section, for end closers they can even use mid race accel since they start moving up earlier.
SOMEONE has to fuck spe so buena vista and cesario come into existence. I'll take one for the team and volunteer myself.
How many fans did you make this month, /uma/? I made about 47m. Not in a quota club.
the horses who rammed into eachother, are they umas or not?
>>548439335>>548440679brothers
>>548424609don't ask
what?
>>548441364I emptied millions of fans (sperm) into Chrono Genesis
>>548440679That actually reminds me, I got spooked by clown gyaru and never got around training her. I guess that's my run for today
>>548441449cloverbwo...
>>548441386nope
>no jiggie last thread>no jiggie this threadJIGGIE CAN`T DIEhttps://jiggie.fun/MciM_jhttps://jiggie.fun/MciM_jhttps://jiggie.fun/MciM_j
>>548440882Machan love
>>548441364do you have the link to that website where you can plug your club and check that?
>>548441386The only active horse that got turned into an uma was Daring Tact and she still isn't trainable even after she retired. They never retroactively made an uma while they were active since (besides Ebayan but he might retire before they actually make him playable in game)
>>548441364I dunno about fans but I made lots of cum
i understand kitasan now
>>548441778yeah
>>548424609I joined a random D club because my activity is too sporadic to willingly join a higher ranked one
>>548441364>club has 30 mil req>only barely made 30 mil>still feel guilt because i'm one of the bottom performers in the club
>>548441589based
So where are you going tomorrow /uma/ bros?
Are we ever gonna get a Long Dirt CM?
>>548437648What unique?
>>548441364Around 50m
>>548442223There is no long dirt track.
Relations with one’s trainer is strictly prohibited
>>548441778https://chronogenesis.net/
the wait for sweepy's banner gives me the will to continue living
>>548441778
>>548442267there are, gametora says so
UOOOOH SWEEP CUNNY
>>548441364just short of 33m
>>548442191I'd want to at least get into A+ or A /uma/ club since I failed to do so this month
>>54844136457m+ and started over a week late, feels gud
>>548441364I think I'll hit 70m total
>>548442191I'm staying in Uma&Co
>>548442191Staying with my mambros
>>548440640
Who else is worth training for the next CM Libra Cup?I'm already making Gold Ship Aces, but not sure who else I should put on my team
fine... i will run spe in libra...pace or end?
>frustratedly spamming ace runs the past few days >suddenly high in the fan count for the club since I get just under 500k per runI still don't have a good ace but you're welcome danchou
>>548442984end of all ends gaijin slayer spechud
>fail 4% with rainbow junior year>then fail 10% with spirit burst still in junior yearIt's that kind of pre-determined bullshit run huh
>>548441631>Rob RoyImAgInE
why would you want to reach 1million event points fast when there's still a week left?
>>548443206more coin for the spinmachine
>>548441364102m
>>548442916BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>548443118>draw with F ranked teamI'm gonna pop a vein
>>548443161I'm imagining way too much to her
>>548442916Been tempted to do pace pasa with angling. Is vodka long E or F? She'd be fun to run.
matikanetannhauser
>>548442659Does Uma&Co have the best club name? I think so.>/Uma/ ClubBoring as fuck but appropriate for the highest rated club to properly represent the board in top 100.>Uma&CoBest name.>MamboLeast original name. (There are like 200 Mambo clubs)>HaythereChatGPT-tier name. A little embarrassing.>/uma/They don’t even post here anymore. Never seen an anon say they’re from that club. Should just rebrand.The rest I have no opinion on.
>>548443363you're getting Long and Turf S in the first inspiration event and it won't even matter because you're never making up for the dogshit junior year
I can't stop rewatching the start of the Japan Cup, that shit is too amusing. Kawada getting kicked off by Terra is hilarious.
>Everyone in my club is casually talking about their Japan trip plans as if it's just a regular thing they doWhat the fuckI'm surrounded by fucking richfags
>>548443635Basashi is pretty inspired
Today's the last day of Nice Nature November bros...
>>548443669AND I FAILED ANOTHER 10% IN SUMMER CAMPFUCK THIS SHIT
>>548443635>Uma&Cothat club has some of the gayest avatarfags in the thread thoso despite the name being good, I bet these fags have a discord and ERP
I'm so sad I made a good Golshit without long S....
>>548444065same for me but without spurt
>>548444065oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
Why is /uma/ obsessed with rape?
>>548444339Because they're weak men who don't think they can get sex without forcing it or being forced on
>>548441364Whoa what an incredible website
done with TT until MANT or I decide to remake everything with non-borrowed Kitanow I have to actually train for CMs, fuck
>>548444339We went a solid 1 hour without any mention of rape and you just HAD to ruin it
>>548443706It's a gacha demos is going to be casually rich guys who don't even realize how good they have it, poorest guy you know and addict wasting his income
>>548444339I'm only obesssed with raping Doto's tits
>parent training with Ryan>Passes every career milestone but hardly ever gets 1stIs there some trick to winning with this girl that I don't understand? I feel like unless I get absolutely bonkers early game luck she's guaranteed to job at least the kikuka sho, probably the derby, and almost definitely the tenno sho spring.
>>548443706there is a group of people that spend literally all their disposable income on Japanese things and will take multiple trips per year for various franchises >t. aussie former Love Liver
>>548441364Never bothered to check or keep trackTell me how to check it
>>548443706upper middle class americans and euros travel the world for fun and have no idea how out of reach it is for normal people. I try not to be bitter but travelfags irk me like nothing else.
>>548444671not really. you can try to buy skills but her unique kind of bricks her
>>548439737hey!i drew that!
>>548444339Most guys who go on and on about raping women are kissless virgins who have a skewed vision of reality and have given up on ever having a normal relationship due to the fact that they are low quality men. That or they just live in a third world country.
>>548444671Her unique is too rng
>>548445023Nothing like seeing a creation in circulation. I've only had a couple lazy memes myself
>>548443706
>>548443706I’ve been 5 times. It’s not that expensive if you can abuse credit card rewards, I hardly pay anything out of pocket for flights and hotels.
>>548443706well if you didn't spend 3000$ to paypig you'd have the funds for that trip too
>>548444339I like that Umas are stronger than humans and I like the idea of being held down by a cute girl.
>>548445298>he fell for the credit card jew
This has been my average first race for all my runs today. The cheveron seed is ASS today.
Will you be pulling for King Halo's daughter tomorrow?
>>548444339i'm brown
>>548445723i'm always pulling for haru urara
>>548443706uma checks out
>>548444339I have been interested in rape ever since I saw a depiction of Egyptian slaves (iirc) in a history textbook as a Kid, well before I even knew what sex was.
>>548444446>16M toplollmao
I accidentally picked Oguri instead of Seiun for my parent because they're both gray... Think I am done for today.
>>548445723unironically tempted by Seiun Sky+Yaeno's support card banner because I like both, but I'm a lucklet who only got the one ksb in the first run so I'll be saving
>>548444868to be fair, for europeans, the other nations are literally one car drive away
>>548446048Anon...Seiun is green...
>>548442191leaving mambo
>>548445723
>>548446198Rising Dragon and No Stopping Me. Nice especially when it won't be free pick up anymore
>>548446198>20% gutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
>>548443259how
>Have enough money I could travel if I wanted to>Can't because of crippling social anxiety I can't even bring myself to enter a new store (God forbid a restaurant) where I live when I speak the language. No way could I navigate a whole other country. God why am I such a fucking loser. I wish I had friends I could visit Japan with so they could do the talking. I wish I had friends. Umamusume.
>>548444339It's hot.
>>548446416just go to the netherlands they're all like you
>>548445723Bitch is mega uggo
>>548445723>tomorrowAieeeee she's so close to Kitasan though... I'll see what happens with the tickets and paid singles I have.
>>548446341neet and love for my club
>>548446416it's normalfag tier advice but unironically forcing yourself to be in these awkward situations is how you get better at it. I've recently started forcing myself out of my comfort zone and I keep surprising myself after navigating these things half decently when if you asked me to do them in advance I would have frozen up.
>>548446198>10% powerUhh I thought her whole schtick was power? Why isn't it +20%? Anyway, decent skills but the stat gain makes her a non-starter for non-whales from a competitive perspective.
>>548442874
>>548446631don't look at gentildonna's growth ratio....
>>548446416You have to work on your ability to tolerate negative emotion. The more you're in those situations, the more your mind gets used to it and it's not as chaotic. It's not pleasant at first but it genuinely helps. Patience and compassion for yourself.
>>548445723>>548446198like always I will wait till the last day, after doing 10 daily pulls
Do you really need 2 golds now because of dueling and spot struggle?
>>548446553get your eyes checked
>>548447116off model
>>548446416I was like this because I was fat fuck so I started running and lifting after losing some weight I stopped give a fuck,
Milking Mirako's fat tits
>>548447116fat
Good night friends!!!!
>>548447238anon that's spas-12 from girls frontline
>>548447238
>>548447202It is not too different from her actual size
What should i be doing with my ticket and crystal? is it not actually 1LB Creek? Should i tuck a 0LB Creek away until her banner eight months from now? Use the crystal when the Fine Motion banner arrives in February? Only use the crystal when i build up multiples and Speed Condor Pasa arrives in fourteen months?
>>548444339I like the idea of human women being disgusted with me for laying with an uma and spurning me for life, not believing that I was raped, while the uma lovingly holding our child smirks behind me
>>548447431Do what you want.
>30% speed growth: twin turbo>30% stamina growth: manhattan cafe>30% power bonus: tanino gimlet, camping taiki shuttle, halloween hishi akebono>30% guts bonus: none>30% wit bonus: neo universe, air shakurAnyone familiar enough with irl honse racing to know if there's any potential umas that could fill the 30% guts gap? It'd be funny if Stay Gold got it since it took them 50 races to win a G1 and Guts represents tenacity
>>548447431use ticket on creekkeep the uncap or next year
>>548447392>and more lies from the unmedicated
>>548443706Japan is remarkably cheap to visit as foreign nations go. Deals for a round trip flight for 600~ are common, and your dollar goes nearly 50% farther over there.
>>548441364comfy 40m>top member sits at 130mdamn I kneel
>>548447389sleep tight!!!!!!
>>548447116I like her blue eyes, I like every uma with blue eyes
>>548447583>30% wit bonus: air shakurdamn they had to make the uma a brick too lmao
>>548444723Dude I used to interact with this weird trio of LL fags, always taking trips to Japan, buying all the merch, and then when they couldn't be present for lives they would buy tickets to watch via stream while charging others to watch it too, like motherfucker dO YOU EVEN NEED THE 15 DOLLARINOS AT THIS POINT>>548447116FATTER
>>548447745somebody at cygames absolutely hates her
>>548447658i dont even get this much with botting
>>548447585What sort of things are rainbow crystals supposed to be rationed for beyond Kitasan?
>>548447431>3LB wit Bourbon >2LB speed Golshi>2LB wit Dober >2LB guts Mambo>2LB wit Neicha SR>Spe-chan doko
>>548447872super creek
>>548447389
>>548447872tachyon, ramonu, maruzensky, etc.using the uncap to 1LB creek offers you no significant value compared to 0lb
>>548443706yen is super cheap right now if you know at least a bit of nihongo you can easily live off cheap konbini lunches
>>548447654>Deals for a round trip flight for 600~ are common,I have literally never seen when looking into Japan travel. Consider that most of us have jobs and can't just drop everything to take advantage of sudden deals any time of the year.
>>5484480871LB creek is still really ass
finally got another 3* stam spark after months, of course it sucks ass
>>548448205good agnes event material
>>548446682
>>548435278I feel violated now
>>548425853
>>548441603It's not as bad as Clover right nowHoly fuck what an abysmal drop from A to D+
holy shit it actually happened
>>548445723Is there another desuwa uma down the road? Running a full desuwa CM team would be fun.
>>548448531Could you please share your Seiun's skills?
>>548448523Are there seriously only 2 active players in the club?
>>548446416If you are in your early 20's its still fine. It happens to males because everything is against our testosterone.If you are in your late 20's and up, who gives a fuck what minwage workers think about you? If I wasn't a 2nd worlder I would have gone to see at least 1 G1 race.
>>548448531>Hiding your SS whale rank
>>548448531SKWEE BUHIIII SNORT SNORT OINK BUUHI
all my horses are b+what do
>>548448523>CunnyInc also has a dead leader camping the position at zero fans>the club is even on the blacklist for continuing to try to bait anons>they’re somehow still BAre the CunnyInc. members just retarded? Why don’t they leave?
>>548448531I know who you are
>>548448862b happy
>>548448632One last logged in 4 days ago, the others at least 2 weeks ago lol
>>548438640now that is a crackship
>>548448612fyi she's just there to block pace promotion and this is the first race she's won in 20 rooms so its grim out there. there's also a number of things that happened that made this possible>one of the other guys also brought a debuffer seiun which helped to push mine forward>none of the end closers in the room activated NSM until deep into the final corner
>>548441364>17mI don't get how you guys plays this game so much.
Should I even try to make parent runs without at least a good 3* stam/pow of my own?This is my best parent so far and her other sparks are a generic 1* power I got and the mandatory friend parent 3*stam so it feels all over the place, feels like I shouldn't bother with parent runs yet because one of the umas is basically a starter so gives nothing of value
>>54844136445mand zero long ace from it
I haven't done a single run today
>>548448963Thank you!
>>548448878>Are the CunnyInc. members just retardedsimply put, yes. The members dont know their own worth/value, that's why Clover blew up
>>548448368
>>548449045Don't. Today's seed is pretty terrible.
>>548448658Haha yeah, in my 20s...
>>548449204I wonder what that meansMaybe she thinks of me as a friend right
>>548446416Honestly same. I'm fine with going out alone and eating out alone but I can't for the love of me continue any normal conversations or even look at other people. I don't even know how to start one and my replies are boring or conversation ender and it stops just there.
>>548449045I haven't done a run in weeks.
>>548448151No, I mean, a deal will pop up where fares in the 540-600 area are available for a variety of dates in the future. These are the only fares I tend to book. Slickdeals is a good way to keep track. Regardless, you've got at least a 3 month lead on the actual travel date so it's not like "GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT IN THE NEXT 2 HOURS FUCK"
>>548448987Getting 7 Blue 7 Distance is a doable enough and helpful for preparing for the imminent CM, assuming you have 2 Blue 2 Distance veterans around. If you don't have a lot of 2 Blue 2 Distance veterans, then you just need to play more in general.
>>548449347I wonder...
>>548446416I don't give a shit if a random dude asks me for directions and I forget it literally in 20 seconds so I assume it goes for everyone else too
Rudolf alt or Narita Brian alt for Golshi? I've been seeing alot of the latter in rooms
I KEEP LOSING DUELS DURING PARENTS RUNS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK
>>548449409DANCHOU GET THAT GUY
>>548449528Brian's is more reliable if you are expecting a backline-heavy lobby
>>548449354>Honestly same. I'm fine with going out alone and eating out aloneThat's not the same at all then, in fact it's exactly the opposite...
>>548449204
https://youtu.be/sze_DV8IYjU?si=EgmWmjTpfli9kD69
Admire Terra at the Japan Derby :
O-Oisu
>>548448897>>548448683>>548448678man its not like I try to pose as an f2p, I just wanted to share my amusement with you guys because even in whale lobbies you basically never see a front win
>>548449757That's what I got, thanks
>>548449841cute
december schedule doko
>>548449785I mean, aside from those, I'd assume it's the same. Doing those only need initial step of going into a restaurant alone and pointing out the menu and something you could pull by yourself meanwhile holding conversations or looking at other people is something I won't ever overcome.
>>548449953Oh yeah? Well how much have you spent then?
>>548449841Are these four The Beatles of Umamusume?
kawadookie princess
GOLDSHIP STOLE MY S VIRGINITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>both tazuna and riko ghosts me until senior yearI hate ningens
Wait where was the club rewards? I've already quit my club thinking I already got them
>>548450069bout 3 months worth of the daily carat pack, and all of the starting limited carat bundles except for a single instance of the 7500 carat one. so around 300 GBP?
>>548450135>one of the most devoted umas towards her trainer>big fat fucking titswhat can you ask more for Ard- IS THAT
>>548450116No, this ones make good shit
>>548449816
>>548450040>Doing those only need initial step of going into a restaurant alone and pointing out the menu and something you could pull by yourselfThat's like if I told you holding a conversation is easy you just need to look them in the eye and respond to the words they say.
>>548450171>tazuna>ningen
>>548429840>>548432246I'm just spamming parent runs trying to get a 3* blue with good front/pace sparks.The spike will grow until I get what I wantNo plans to leave my Mambros
>get all the meta pace skills>the 3 speed assholes rarely appear at speed>all the bubbles only show up at pow/guts/wit>end career with 5 unpopped bubblesI'm so tired, bros...
>>548450135
>Want Kawakami>Also want Tosen Jordan in a couple weeks>Need more cards>Have 7k caratsWHY MUST I SUFFER
>>548450543would sex with oguri cap be dangerous if she gets addicted to the taste of cum? she would want to drain you nonstop
>>548450694You could always, you know...
>>548450138We know Jordan
>>548437865All versions of my stallion wife.
>>548450694
>>548450694you know what you have to do Javier
Ok so now that I finished my obligatory goldship... who else do I run
>>548450372>GBP
>>548433159both S clubs will take you at 58m with the expectation to just performif you actually apply yourself 60m+ is a complete joke
>>548450694I want like 10 Umas in the upcoming 6 months, it's beyond over
>>548450486That's what the last guy said
>>548450694do the needful
>>548450694you can ticket one for 20 bucks on annifor the other, well, you know what to do...
>>548450948
>>548447206This but I was a spooky skeleton man. Now instead of having anxious delusions that everyone hates me I have narcissistic delusions that everyone is miring me. It makes life better.
>>548450694just be lucky
Requesting and donating shoes should be done automatically by setting it up on the club screen.
>>548450135I can see it
Is there any /uma/ club that doesn't request dirt shoes? Half of the fuckers on the club I'm in are requesting dirt shoes
>>548450468
>>548450694The good news is umas don't leave the gacha pool and can spook you at anytime. The bad news is it's always going to contain the chud
evens i train og*riodds i try to make a digitan for libra
>>548451742get dirted on
>>548451853>Long GShiraoki-sama be with you, bwo.
>>548437865Narita Top Road and her friends alts, Opera O NY, Ayabe Christmas and hopefully I get spooked by core Ayabe for the race wear
>>548452109my dick hurts
I will train spechud for Libra, how soulless is that?
WHEN is the next banner?
>>548452252spechud is always soul, goodluck
>>548452252Spe-chan is always sovl. She's the protagonist, after all.
why is spechud the main character anyway like what's so special about her
I hate Winning Ticket so much
>>548452618Reclaimed JP cup from the gaijins
Is McQueen good for this CM? I'm thinking about making her a Pace Ace but>Pace
>>548452953she and Tachyon are the only viable paces
*rapes you*
>>548452953witGOD says she's the best pace uma for this CM
>>548453078Fine by me, anything to get me closer to my precious Luna.
>>548452953She was actually decent for Gemini. Now she's even better with Calm&Collected buffed.
If everyone are inheriting A&S for Pace, why not make Seiun a pace herself?
>>548453256She looks like a boy so nah
>>548453256cuz fronts are ass and she has no recovery skills built into her kit
Hahaha
>>548453332dont bully sei
>>548453332>She looks like a boyHOT
>>548452618>El Condor Pasa goes to france nad jobs L'Arc>L'Arc winner invades Japan Cup>Special Week wins Japan Cup protecting nihongo honor>Special Week gets upgraded to "Supreme Commander of Racism">Everybody claps>Special Week still loses Horse of the Year to El Condor Pasa, seethes even in the afterlifeThe only thing saving Spe's honor is the fact his kids were pretty good and now his blood is somewhat common among JP horses
i fucking hate her
I'm running a Rudolf with only one stamina gold, my plan includes getting lucky and proccing it
>>548453256that's what i'm doing but if there's too many fronts in round 1 and 2 im taking her out
Where is the schedule
an attempt was made
>>548452658
>>548453973I eated it. sorry.
>>548453423Well this year Japan jobbed extra hard in l'Arc and then a French-trained horse that was outright disallowed from participating in l'Arc at all just krumped everyone at the Japan Cup How does this story end
>>548452953I made a Mackie with Angling, Head On and she has won a total of 2 scrim races
>>548454152AAAAAAAAAAA
>>548453078Teio wouldn't do that
>>548454136>krumped everyone>won by a head against a still maturing 3-year-oldanon...
>>548454321she should
Mirco Demuro wouldn't have jobbed like Lememe btw
>>548453078Can't rape me if I just consent. Bitch.
>>548454526
>>548434668for money
>>548454727I would do that
its sunday
>>54845013569 with Ardan except I'm thrusting into her fat tits
>>548454843and yet no marvelous soundpost
>>548454843MARVELOUS
>>548454910there were some 1-2 threads ago
>>548454843
>>548454526Makes more sense for him to ride Dura's son anyway since he was Dura's jockey
I am thoroughly convinced that Kitasan is broken (in terms of not working) right now. 10 runs today and she never shows up to rainbows.I'm going to do a few more runs without her and just use Biko with a borrowed Sweep or Bakushin
how many tickets do you guys have? I usually spend them immediately...
>>548454373Calandagan literally broke the track record set by Almond Eye. Also Masquerade Ball injured himself because of the Duramente glass legs gene so who knows what'll be his future.
>>548455116you have to use her with Biko pegasus
>>548454843Boobs
>4 speed cards>only one on speed at a time>creek starts chain in junior year>doesn't show up again>all the skills I need and long S run
>>548441631That's a thickish condor.
https://twitter.com/JRA_Special/status/1995058041553920159?s=20 I love how all the promo vids that use this race are going to have the riderless Admire Terra sneaking in to take first. Unreal just how crazy this race was.
any jiggie up?
>>548455180>track recordMasquerade Ball officially has the same time of 2:20.3>injuredI still can't find any official statement that confirms that, only speculation
>>548455138I save them until there's an uma or card I want and spend them there. It's saved me a ton of carats so far.
>>548455180>Calandagan*Admire Terra
>>548449953>its not like I tryIt is, in fact.
>>548454727I wanna see this animatedsuch kino. Mirco was awesome
>>548455534Is M. Barzalona from Barcelona
>>548455138
>>548455138Like 3 maybe, I used 21 on Digitan and then I had to spark her, fucking whore
Please let me fuck the director I would train any uma she throws at me just let me have a hit at that petite womb of her’s over her desk
>>548455138tickets?
>>548453054>>548453108Alright I'll take the McQueen pill>>548454220Deck? Two is better than one in the End Closer economy
Imagine being so poor that you have to find validation in calling people out for spending money as if having wealth was a bad thing
>>548455795nyo
>>548455803Have some self control.
>>548456107>>548455803>>548455138Pinged the wrong post.
>>548455138save them keep in mind just 10 tickets are worth 1500 carats when you want to spark a banner
>>548454727>>548455774Eishin Flash should do Mirco's other signature move, too.
>>548456416that one is reserved for nyo universe
>>548455138I dumped all 30 I had saved on Riko and got 1 smart falcon and 1 tazuna.
>>548455116When I first MLB'd Kitasan I thought it was bugged because she appeared on speed even less than on 3LB but nowadays she always does so it's definitely just rng
I'm genuinely excited for the Kitasan rerun, because then you can pretty much stop metafagging. Sure, you'll have some strong umas like Xmas Oguri and some newer good cards but as long as you have a decent deck right now you can build non-meta umas and get some wins.
i need a calzone light
Why would I save my tickets niggaIf I want an uma I just use the tickets and then caratsWhy would I save for the potential spark? I am not a poorfag, I will just use that if my tickets don't get her
>>548456663I will literally only pull on the umas I want afterwards. Even if I have to hit pity on the rerun as well, I can at the very least get her to LB3 with the selector+free crystal
when's arima kinen
>>548454220My paces won 0 so far
where is the preview for the next month in uma...
>>548455984SEXXX
>>548456949december 28th
>>548456663>He thinks he can beat xGuri without red skills implemented
>>548457010
its crazy that 600k TT is not even top 4000
cum
>>548456663>then you can pretty much stop metafaggingMy Kitasan is 0LB and I'm not metafagging and won CM4 and 5 plat
>>548457118>he thinks red skills won't be implemented by thenACCELERATE
>>548457220
ill bake
>look up horse irl>"was humanly euthanized"
>>548455138i need cafe already
Is getting around 1700-1800 skill points at the end of career tied to having a wit card on your deck or do you just rely to cards with skill point bonus?
This stupid cunt Super Creek hasn't given me maestro in 6 runs
>>548457550>look up horse irl>dies of old age at the ripe old age of 29feels good knowing he had good genes
>>548457686don't talk to my mother and my wife like that
Exactly how much end sparks do I need to turn Teio into an end closer?
I WANT MORE HORSES I WANT MORE HORSES I WANT MORE HORSES
>>548457769>look up horse irl>he's missing
>>548456663Isnt jp like that too? I saw some nips winning CMs with low tier umas
>>54845783212
>>548458064Isn't that the norm in there because they weren't as tryhard as global
sloppa sloppa
>>548458096relations between umas and trainers are strictly forbidden
>>548458121thanks anon
>>548458251Nothing is impossible for love
so... whens the schedule?
Gold City is really pretty
>>548458525
>>548458251Trainer-Uma relationships are not only allowed, they are encouraged. The school cafeteria gives discounts to trainees that have been impregnated by their trainer.
>>548382546>>548382546
the 1800th thread, goes to mejiro RYAN>>548458687>>548458687>>548458687>>548458687
>>548458613gold city bukkake
>>548458654I'll annoy the divegrass indo turd later, no time for it right now.
>>548458491probably posted tomorrowI just wanna see when Cafe comes out
>>548452658Derby
>>548452953I had a McQueen for Gemini and she placed top 3 pretty consistently with Taishin/Goldshi, so yes she should still be viable
>>548458770wtf is divegrass and why are you so obsessed with indonesia, stop posting
