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Teio!
Buono!
i cant keep up playing 2 servers at once
why did Stego do it?
>another card banner where rolling is badasdhfhfktlrtbtbfh
>>548486943December 18th
Libra is shaping up to be even more RNG than Virgo. Guess the win rate of this team. Power is actually a fake stat and anything above 800 is basically equal because it's all dependent on No Stopping Me anyway. Except there's no battling for it like with front runners, where high wit and good skills help you secure Angling. You actually don't want your uma to be better and get too far ahead, since you won't get NSM. What a joke.
I love this girl.
If they made Admire Terra an Uma what would her personality be like?
cygames please stop giving me fukukitaru in my pulls. i'm never using this horse even ironically.
>>548486791Is that the helicopter Urara fights in the updated version of Unity?
>>548487039Ayabe but gray hair
GREAT FUCKING START I LOVE RNG
>>548486721Start a family
>>548487019Bakushin is a good honest uma!
>>548487172Wife
>CM n is more RNG than CM n-1>CM n is a whale CMYou people say this every single time
Asking again since I didn't get an answer before, does Gametora's Affinity Calculator take into account G1 wins or do you just add those points onto whatever it says? The information at the bottom of the page where it mentions G1s makes it hard to understand if it's calculated or not.I need to know because if not, my suffering can end and I'm ok with Oguri being XOguri's grandparent since she has a 3* spark and the calculator says I'm already at double circles.
>>548487272no one has ever said mile CM's are whale CM's
>Umas get wasted on juice
>>548487007when i finally lose to a shitter in finals ill take solace of all the piggies that are too
>>548487308lollmao
>>548487164Another favorite of mine is when she's having students yell their troubles off the edges of the academy roof and then Air Groove comes and tells her to stop. Even Gold Ship is cowed by Air Groove, but Bakushin is just like "I. SHAN'T. LEAVE." And then Rudolf comes and gives permission for them to continue, or something.
>>548487007>Power is actually a fake statyou dropped this
Hey Ryan, you know how I have been training you in parent runs for the last 15 careers and all I wanted was Stam and Long sparks? Thanks for delivering but holy fuck where are the white sparks?
Thoughts on Sturm und Drang / Masturful Gambit? It never really seems to make a difference unlike what I've seen from Rising Dragon / Outer Swell
the princess?
You ARE scouting her, right anon?
Survived No Nut November, now it's time to Straightaway Spurt to some images of obese umas.
>>548487303G1 wins should count iirc
i need someone to explain this
Incredible >>548487580Paid solos and tickets until last day then I will see if I can spare her a ten roll
>>548487618No obviously G1s increase your score, I'm just asking if GameTora has already baked in the assumed minimum G1 points?
>>548487580I'll throw some dailies at her but that's it
>>548487652Justice for mob umas!
>>548487580I will roll everything at Kitasan banner so nyo
>>548487580She's cute, but Cafe is right around the corner
What a shitshow these rooms are. Glad I shitted out my S Goldshit and gonna make two randoms because nobody is winning but her
>Go back to URA for some parent runs >Forget at least one G1 every year>>548487395>And then Rudolf comes and gives permission for them to continue, or something.That's the outcome of one of the choices. I don't know what happens with the other one.
>>548487580saving for tamamo in january
>>548487673No because both umas need to actually win and Gametora can't predict that.
>>548487454Tell me about it.Spark farming is for the birds and now that you can't just frontrun everything you are always at risk of getting screwed over by some rando.Tachyon event can't come soon enough.
>>548487753You know you can now save and load an entire schedule for the run instead of having to manually set all the G1s every time, right? It's in the bottom right corner of the schedule screen.
>>548487272RNG CMs are when whales actually go even with F2Pers. Not like oh a whale running front runners lost 1 round out of 80 to an F2P's Vodka that did the perfect gamble in Cancer Cup. But this CM when it's >2/3 end closers that are all just trying to hit the right NSM activation and your actual stats don't matter for that.
You will save carats and roll for the American horse
>>548487946What is this Tachyon event everyone keeps hyping up?
>>548487958Yes, but I forget to do that too until I reach NHK Mile without doing the Satsuki Sho or Hopeless Stakes.
>>548487272this is said about every CM but I still have above 80% winrate in all of them, doesn't seem random to me
>>548488037I already have Taiki.
>>548487858Oh good, then Oguri can be a grandparent to XOguri since I'm already at double circles
>>548487958what the FUCK how come nobody talked about this
>gets into your team>hoeh, arigato>wins
>>548488156>hoeh, arigatoI read that in her voice every time
>>548488037I already have Akebono
>>548488083oink
>>548488150I literally only noticed it yesterday when I wondered "huh, I wonder what this button is for" and realized it's a save/load list for run schedules
>>548488141Inbreeding is a sin.
>>548488279Just pretend Oguri simply ate her other self.
>>548488150I liked it at first, but then I got annoyed by the constant popups during running spreesI like to be able to pop in for skills and other things before committing to a race.It's still handy for umas that have unofficial quests like Curren, but most of the time you just know when to hit up g1s
>>548488054Tachyon event where do you careers for points and then get these paper items to upgrade your blue spark. I can't post the image showing it because I'm apparently IP blocked temporarily but it's timestamped herehttps://youtu.be/0JiyOaPT2vs?t=23
>>548488150All the sloptubers covered it in their QoL videos, you just weren't paying attention.
>>548488054Add a star onto a red or blue spark. Only get one of each, I think? So turn a 2* with good whites into a 3*.Probably better to use it on a grandparent since you want parents with different aptitude sparks, but what do I know?
>>548488216I want to eat Hishi Akebono's delicious Chanko.
Horses are friends.
>>548488386>>548488430DamnThat's great if you're already close enough, but I have a bunch of failed parents that have all the pinks and white I want, but they're saddled with a 1* gutsBe nice if we could reroll that fucking blueStill, that blue can patch up a couple parents.
>>548488156based clever birb
>>548488386>blue sparkit's all sparkswhite, green, blue, pinkanything you want, you can upgrade
>>548488567i wanna suckle on her toes
>>548488690Not whites.
>>548488472Pick up what you're putting down, but I also want to try some chankoLooks like a fun soup
The Centurial Tempest
>>548489005Did you give her lots of headpats as reward?
>>548487054 State your reasoning or be struck by Shiraoki
>>548488037Damn she is STACKED in that pic. She's Helios's roommate so of course I'm rolling for her.
>>548488807
>>548489069Yes.
>>548488037Meanwhile Orfevre's this month
Need to update my start umamusume. Think left or right would get more borrows?
>>548489425Left.
JIGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>548489425bottom right
Smart FLATcon!
>>548489289>My sister makes my scheduleWhat a spoiled brat...
>>548489529
>>548489547don't worry they'll plump up after i impregnate her several times
>>548487808Eh, the original is better.
>>548489547Looks more small and cute
>>548489612
>>548489547It all went to her pectorals
>>548487063akikawa's personal heli, you see it in the beginning events of aoharu
who is the Tom Brady of Umas?
>>548487580yes i love mares
Which mare uma deserves to be corrected the most?
>>548489654Naruhodo
>>548487580Is she cute
>>548488150I thought it was obvious and actually kinda intuitive in the interface (big surprise), not worth mentioning.
>first rest sleep deprivedSo it's gonna be that kind of borrowed run huh
>>548489241Good! Doto is a good girl, that deserves all the love in the world.
>>548489825Orfevre
>>548489773Tail wrapping is cute and hot at the same time
Kitasan in 18 days.. wait is hard
>>548487136You don't understand just how fucking bad I want to. Something is wrong with me, and no other human sees me as part of the same species, save for my brother. Maybe. Hopefully.
>>548489825>deflategatetom brady>PED'sdeep impact
So where's the Scorpio guide
Start a family!
>>548490189nigger, Libra hasn't even started, actually just go get a job
>>548490261there's really no need to use that word here
>>548490109What is Fuji Kiseki's showtime event?
>>548490287sorry, go out and gain employment
Hi bros, is it true that copying suzuka's hairstyle will make me run faster? Asking for a friend
this is not normal
>>548489825Secretariat.
>>548490327Career hard mode for bonus awards incl. carats + shards
>>548490374Just be yourself
>>548489825tm opera o
>>548489825Almond Eye since her 9 G1 record is akin to Brady having more Super Bowls than literally any other NFL franchise
>>548490375Everyone is updating their TT teams in Aoharu
Is there a way to "consistently" win Rudolfs Saudi Arabia Cup with C aptitude? I know I don't need to come first but getting the Emperor Epithet for an Ace would be neat.
>>548490261WHERE'S THE SCORPIO GUIDE
>>548490327Hard mode, seems kinda neathttps://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A7%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A0%E3%83%A2%E3%83%BC%E3%83%89_2021-11_%E3%83%95%E3%82%B8%E3%82%AD%E3%82%BB%E3%82%AD%E3%81%AE%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A7%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A0
>>548490468Mile sparks :^)
>>548490375540k bros we're definitely next on the chopping block next week...
>>548490375Welcome to the new normal chud.
>>548490207
It's 12/1, why haven't club carats been delivered yet? Hello Cygames, anyone home?
>>548490068I think ear sock removal is way hotter, tail wrapping is cute
>>548487136>>548490207
Stop calling me a retard! Only retards call others retard! Retard!
>>548490419>>548490532So, Bakushin farming. Got it.
>>548490468Getting a lot of speed before that race and setting her as late surger if fronts and pace are few seems to work
>>548490532>level 5>continuing not allowedFuck off
>>548490703Whenever you get called retard, just respond with "I know you are but what am I"
At what point do I just say "fuck it" and settle for a 2* parent that has decent whites?At this rate all my inherits will just be 6* because I literally think Cygames salted my account to keep me from getting a 3* in any blue spark
>>548490692Cute! Source?
>>548490863>At what pointNow. I have a bunch of 6* too. I can only reach 15* through borrow.
>>548490704Good ol'Bakushin
>>548490774Rice would not say this
Dumb Falco keeps carrying my ass on unity cup and I'm always kneeling for that
>>548490109So many trainee banners
>>548491017But I do call Rice a retard fairly often
>>548490863my threshold is minimum 4 stars combined of blue and pink for a parent if the grandparents are solid. 5* for a grandparent unless the whites are good
>>548491025Digitan is the only reason I haven't biffed it every run in Unity.I hate that zoomerspeak with a passion but she gets results.
>>548491054Is inherited Triumphant Pulse and Flashy Landing good for End Closers?
There is an entire new scenario? And you refuse to update your TT team?
>>548490109Three uma banners and Kitasan. Then Oguri in January. Rough end of year.
>>548491032It’s only six trainees in a month bwo. It’s not disheartening to only get 3-4 sparks per year when there are 6 trainees per month to spark bwo. Acceleration doesn’t make it seem worse at all bwo.
Beweg deinen Arsch nach Deutschland.
>>548491120Flashy Landing does nothing, not even on Mayano. Triumphant Pulse won't make or break anything but it's good.
>>548491126I'm still building parents in the URA scenario.I'm about to hit 1 million event points and have yet to finish the missions for Unity Cup runs
Odds I throw my rolls on Kitasan until I get one copy then full stopEvens I save up 2 sparks for Fuku like a sensible person
>>548491126My B+ Haru ,which was the very first career on this rerolled Kitasan banner account, is still there
Oh no! You have been kidnapped and will be forced to perform cunnilingus on the random Uma who kidnapped you until she squirts!https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersHowever if your post ends in an odd number that uma will turn into a futanari and you will be forced to suck her cock until she shoots a fat load either down your throat or on your face! Will you take the risk?
>>548490468doesn't emp require just g1 wins?
>>548491306Win/win in my opinion
>>548491126This long CM is the last one I will try to build umas for. After that I will update my TT umas.
Which one of you is this?
>>548491309nta but it needs you to be undefeated until triple crown
>>548491306"Genuine (ジェニュイン) is an unseen supporting character from Star Blossom."pic related
>>548490737>No continuing against thisHoly shit lmaoAnyone with a Tenno Sho Spring in the career is dead in the water.
>>548491306got the same as >>548491363
>Check last thread>Nobody is excited for Dober coming at the end of the monthI thought you guys said she was the Holy Grail for Late Surgers?
Laisu
>>548491390lel
>>548491306How about you suck on a shotgun instead, you faggot.
>>548491427My Spring Tenno Sho's either end in me getting like 8th place (stam was too low to ever win) or blowing out McQueen's ass by distance every time, no middle ground
>>548490737>>548491427Whoops, forgot the stats.
I know "CD" is currently trending
Just how bad is my RNG that I've wasted 4 days worth of borrows and runs and still no long S
>548491306No thanks.
>>548491445>Gee Red Desire, how come Akikawa lets you have TWO trainer's sucking you off after your races?
>>548491606How many Long stars? If it's anything less than like 10 with double circle affinity then...
>>548491554Straight up impossible for F2P outside of sprinterswhat the fuck
>>548491554Meek...
>>548491491Light O would say this
>>548491306this is the type of gay shit that's posted in dead generals
>>548491762I know and thats why she is based and why I will spark for her.
>>548491695It's most of the time over 10* from borrows and 3* turf of my own and yes double circle
>>548491390I kneel
>>548491827Just unlucky then, sometimes I get them in the white inheritance instead of the gold ones
>2nd favorite>Gets 2nd placewell alrighty then
>>548491446nobody is gonna have carats left for her bro
>easily undefeated in the normal races>still losing the unity main race
>>548491734She's plotting her revengeance. Just you wait
>>548492109why is she stinky
>>548491446Too expensive. I like her but have 3 umas I like more in the near future + KSB rerun.
>>548491732You don't have to choose the hardest difficulty
>>548492109>Aoi when she decided to learn Maestro instead of Iron will
>>548492142Thats called aura, bruv
>>548492106It's a team effort, anon.
>>548491446She's very close to KSB rerun. I'm going to roll for her though because I already have MLB KSB.
>>548492142That's Happy Reek
>>548491120Pulse + Highlander got me several wins with my End in the last CM
>>548492109>helldivers saluteheh
>>548491306I keep getting Feno in all these random uma rape posts. Also what do you mean "Will you take the risk?" You said she kidnapped me.
>>548491446I'm excited to borrow her.
>>548491446I'm getting her since I have KitaMLB and like 65k
>Lose to Biwa by a headGod damn it, if she wasn't such a big headed freak I would have won.Fucking cheater.
>>548492364Dober would NOT say this
Hello Trainer welcome to my humble establishment! As you can see, this is a human-only restaurant as we only serve humans here. You can relax without your trainees trying to sit on your lap or random Umas trying to talk you into scouting them! That's not to say we hate Umas here, we just create a safe space for humans to relax in without the threat of sexual assault looming over your heads! There are no Umas here or your money back guarantee!
>>548491306ToT
>>548491765dead generals post far worse
AIIIIIEEE I WANT TO PULL FOR UMA WHEN IS THE ALL UMA BANNER I WANNA PUUUUULLLLLLLLL
>>548492224i'm not talking about overall team successi'm talking about my girl jobbing in her own unity race to some random bitch while being an undefeated triple crown winnerit seems to happen too often
>>548491446I have 30k for her and my fav umas are lateGODS so I will probably pull
>>548492440Dober is a closet pervert. She definitely would
why has my unity race winrate gone down the drain?I was fine a few days ago
>>548492515My trainee always jobs in the unity cup races. Probably has to do with not having enough skills and npcs have all the skills their cards have, meaning Goldship, vodka, etc can just be terrors.
I fucking HATE men, especially that male trainer of mine...
>>548492274I'd sniff Happy Reek
happy reek's smelly autistic legs...
>>548490532What are the bottom 2 rewards supposed to be?
>>548491446I'm excited for this one.
>>548491446I will simply let whales and Dober fans pull her and then borrow a perfect specimen for my runs.
>>548492752Futurity Stakes sashMile shoes
Super Mac in the spring Ten no Sho may be tough but you know who's a real ball grinder? Biwa in Brian's classic Takarazuka Kinen, she has like 500 stamina and three recoveries at the point where you're just barely getting your rainbows and spirit bursts started
>>548492752
>>548492142Initial D auraShe's wholly embraced racing
>>548492109>Late Sthe future is wild
I'm close to 60k carats... I need the Kitasa rerun banner for the dopamine... please... accelerate more...
>>548492928That episode was really cute with Meek drifting around the race track
>>548491306I can live with this
Allergic to stallion, Mare only
>>548491446I only need 1-2 more KSB so I have a spark saved for Dober. and hoping I can get spooked by Festival City since I can't spark for her as well
Why do you guys always respond to the "oh click here and a random uma will show up in your room at 3am to rape you(amazon press)" posts? Do you guys actually want to be small domed and raped by a horse girl 2 heads shorter than you but 3 times stronger than you or something? You guys are so weird...
Dober? I hardly knew her!
>>548493017style S is nothing bruv
with cafe coming out soon, I wanted to ask is she good? I'm interested in her story and crazy ghost thing.
>>548493215>Bro don't want to be raped by a beautiful and healthy female athleteSounds gay
is it better to go for it or hit rank 6 with second option
>3 borrowed runs on which maestro chain event didint finishWhat are the fucking chances? This shit is frustrating. Please tell me they fixed this in jp. Because what the fuck is the point in bringing a specific support???
>>548493280she's gooda luxury/waifu pick definitely, but good
>>548493265It is for lates and ends. Getting blocked is death.
For Libra should I be borrowing Kita, Riko, or Rice?
>NYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
>>548493339The only team that is trouble is the turf queens. I have never hit snags against any of the other top5 teams, even during my worst runs.
Dober and Nishino basically have the same unique, and one of them loves (You) without any fuss. Why the hell are you rolling for Dober at that point? Have a little respect for yourself.
>>548493339Uma is a high roll game.
>wah wah my borrows wahshut the FUCK up cuck
>>548493265But NPCs never have S aptitudes.
>>548493339I've beaten Zenith at below Rank 5 many times. I think people are overstating the problem.
>>548493339The only real problem there are Oguri and Suzuka because of how loaded they are with skills
>>548493215>Do you guys actually want to be small domed and raped by a horse girl 2 heads shorter than you but 3 times stronger than you or something?Yeah, that thought deeply arouses me.
>>548493426>>548493427>>548493550>>548493552i lost rip
>>548493054They need to make more Umayuru immediately
Spwit training
>>548493427It's very simple. One is releasing in two weeks and the other is in four months.
>>548493427>Dober and Nishino basically have the same unique????One is be on the final corner in 5th or 6thThe other is be on the final corner in 3rd or 4thLates and Ends can take Dober ult, not Nishino
>>548493601
>>548493550I think it's not about beating zenithhaving higher rank also boosts your facilities right? I've beaten zenith but have my ace's statline in the dumps because of losses
>>548493601This is why you never go 1 early and choose 2 in any of the other battles
>>548491306>Tokai TeioBest girl is worth the risk
>>548493601Another one bites the dustAnother one bites the dustAnd another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust-ah
>>548487580I can’t afford to… Stop tempting me…
>>548493710>wit card>look inside>speed
>>548493710>only 49 speedWhy? I've gotten 50 speed from FM SSR + Dober SSR + Daiwa SR as the only rainbowsyou have 4
>>548493601owari da
>>548491306>This girl....Can I reroll?
>>548493710Maybe I WILL roll for the seiun sky card
>>548493710bro's training her for a PhD
Will FoV skills ever be relevant? Seems like a waste to have a whole subset of skills that are basically useless
>>548493745I don't fully understand how facility level-up works but that sounds right. Even so, the risk-taking maybe varies depending on the situation. High-rolling probably mattered less for Virgo and more for Libra.
>>548493828If you roll Helios immediately after you can xfer her soul into her body.
>>548493828but she's cute
>>548493953maybe if they were as cheap as greens they might see some use as "well there's nothing else to buy" fodder
>>548493953TT point farming skills forever
>>548493215
>>548493339i always go middle top top top top
>>548494129Doesn't that make your facilities level up much slower?
>>548493215umas using their superior strength to force themselves onto you is the core appeal of the setting.
>>548493953>Seems like a waste to have a whole subset of skills that are basically uselessJust a Cygames moment
>>548493805Facility level, or other cards providing other bonuses even if not rainbows
i always go top top top top top
>>548494225Mayano topped me...
>>548493215This is not a new phenomenon unique to horsegirls.Heroic Spirits are hundreds of times stronger than Masters, and the only thing preventing rape is 3 funny hand squiggles.
What should Tracen Academy do to prevent further incidents of umamusume sexually assaulting their toreina?
>>548494349make it consensual
If I'm F2P, I should be aiming for 1200/1000/900, right? There's no way I can reach 1200/1000/1200.
Strongest goddamn horse I’ve ever trained sweet jesus
What do you guys think will be a safer bet for Taishin this CM, Sleeping Lion or Cooldown?
>>548494384>t. mayano
>>548494401"f2p" means nothing
>>548494401yesheck, you could even go for 1150/850/800 (+2 golds) if you're really pushing your limitsJust make sure to have around 400 wits for the double heal gamble
>>548494404She's umazing, anon
>>548494404>Best stats you've ever gotten>No distance SA tale as old as time.
>>548494404you need Long S
>>548494404OINKITY OINK
What's the difference between focus and concentration? I thought concentration would be more reliable but it looks like they're both a wit check.
>>548494490I wish I rolled on her instead of C*rren Ch*n
>>548494404low wittry again
>>548494401Even 1200/1000/900 is hard to reach. I'd say 1100/1000/800 so you have a good idea of what stat to sacrifice in the moment.
>>548494401you should be aiming for 1200 speed, however much stam/guts it takes for you to survive with however many gold skills you have minus one, and whatever power you can muster.
>>548494549focus = mitigates late startsconcentration = completely negates late starts
>>548494349make it mandatory for trainers to help satisfy their urges
>>548494549concentration removes a bigger amount of delay
>you're not allowed to get multiple hints in one turn because... you're just not ok?
Tama chud...
>>548494468t. oinker
>>548494223Yeah this. Entire archetypes fell to the wayside for literal years in GBF before they thought "Hmm we should address this maybe"
>>548494404Brian loves doing this. I have a 13475 Brian from URA that is 600 points higher than my next highest highroll from that era, who was already a giga-highroll.She's competitive in the long CM rooms
Little cutie for my German cutie.
>>548494401You dont need to aim for 1200 SPD 1100 is fine (assuming you have long S) also you can probably get away with less power too. Just don't neglect guts and wit.The most important thing for Long CMs is not gassing out, you REALLY want to get at least 400 wit for more consistent skill activations on your 2 gold recoveries. Unless the stat difference is massive, any uma that doesnt activate two gold recoveries during the race is pretty much guaranteed to lose to one that did.Also you want at least 400 guts, which should be easy if you hit the stam requirement with most decks, but if you use the Power Rice +Hishiama deck then you need to keep an eye on it.
>4% FAILTHAT KIND OF RUN HUH
>>548494404Post Cards before I call you an Oinker
>>548494853It's true.I'm f2p and never rolled cards (and might never do so), only rolled umas. Some are the opposite - almost indistinguishable from whales card-wise because they rerolled really hard and/or had luck with rolling cards.It means nothing.
>>548495108>didn't get to great mood to startYour fault.
>new data
>>548495139you didn't need to reply, dudei already know you're retarded
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE NEW DATA IS GONNA FUCK UP MY RNG
i dont have any aces yet
>additional dataWHAT IS IT
Is Pump Iron even needed? When spurt and NSM are guaranteed to proc and give more than enough accel, pumping iron is not going to change much
I don't get it. I'm shitting myself trying to get more speed but whatever I can manage with 1000+ speed gets fucked by Golshi 2 according to the umalator. Is it just power? I still haven't tried Hishi + Rice deck because I'm worried about having enough stamina...
new data added hidden mating scenes
I hope the upcoming inspiration procs long S. This is a pretty solid statline so far.hopefully I can find a chance to remedy the wit issue somewhere in there though...
If you're bad enough at whaling you might be worse off than F2Ps, which is really funny>thinking about a hypothetical whale who maxed Satono, Tamamo Cross, Air Shakur, and Kawakami
holy fuck it's horse porn don't download
>>548495262>>548495252>>548495214isn't it usually lobby chats of the new umas being added?
>>548494770Based Fuku (forma del luck)
WHY IS MY GOLSHI BEING PUSHED TO 3RD PLACE IN ROOMS (SHE STILL WINS BUT WHAT THE FUCK SHES BASICALLY A FRONT)
>>548495382>excitedly dl new patch thinking it's horse porn>it's 40 terabytes of dolphin porn againson of a bitch
>My best 3rd option for Sprint TT is King Jobberthis fucking sucks
>>548495280>NSM are guaranteed to procWhat makes you think that's guaranteed?But yeah pump is optional, its mainly there to increase your chances of activating NSM.
>>548487007Real question: If power is a fake stat why not move the points into stamina, remove swinging maestro and use the points on a homestretch ability or a green gamba ability?
>>548495371ACE IS ON THE MENU BOYS.Feeling positive that I don't fuck up from here.
>>548495280It's not necessary for Ends at al
>>548495280pump is good on non-goldshis I suppose
>>548495108AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>548495332Umalator assumes every skill procs. That includes Pump. Right effectively has higher speed due to distance S, but Left has NSM which is the only way you're going to win against Gold Ships with higher stats.
>>548495497Air Groove is easy to turn into a sprinter fwiw.
>>548495674break her legs
>>548495765She's number one and Bakushin is number two
>>548495371Based Rice user
>>548495116
zzz, finally long s, maestro and spurt all early. 700spd into y2. Proceed to only get 3 2>= rainbows the entire year. We're all masochists playing this game.Also is uma stan really worth the big cost?
>>548495815Fresh account? Have you used your Make Debut selector yet?
Can I still pace down the whole lobby with a solo front Haru? Can I take advantage of this and not buy any recovery skills on my aces?
>Update new data>My carat stash is goneWhat the fuck
>>548495332Its mainly due to that massive power gap.However distance S is worth roughly +10% SPD, so right Golshi effectively has 1026 SPD giving it slightly more SPD as well.
>>548495871Nah, old account. Used it on Oguri
>>548495850>two meta ssrs MLBsquee
I got summer Spe instead of Halloween CreekWhat now
>wow boat girls are so fu- raped>wow gun girls are so tactic co- raped>wow rock cancer girls are so seri- raped>wow servants will follow my every comma- raped>wow horse girls will race then dance so cu- rapedWhen will it ever end?
>>548495894Yes, you still need at least one recovery skillMcQueen ult is excellent for this strategy
>>548496014Enjoy your sexier hors
Urara has emotional intelligence I think
It sucks that only one horse has a chance to win on my fucking team.. Lucky Pacers are a meme
>>548495945>Used it on Oguriah that explains your incredibly shit taste
>>548495870umastan is okay if you don't have anything elseI'd say if you could get 2 white velocities or something it's better
I will not be sparking kita bannerFuck cygames and fuck this pig ass game
>>548496131Fuck you. Oguri is cute.
>>548495686Kachi-dev updated umalator claims to have wit variance option including skills proc chance so that's more confusing
>>548495945I guess if you really don't want to use her Mayano Topgun is an option, but clearing her career would require an uncomfortable amount of stamina. Anything as low as D can be easily fixed with sparks.
>>548495850>borrowcuck piggy got an S rankwhoaoaoaoah
>>548495674This is Nice Nature's fault.
How’s your Libra Curren Chan looking, anon?
/uma/ is such a masochistic general. Why people insist on facing Turf Queens and The Apex if the middle option will give you basically the same results with none of the risks!? WHY!!!!??!?!?!
>stop jogging due to a small leg injury sometime 2 months ago>weight myself+10 lbsHOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY MCQUEEN
Most bricked run of all time. 5x double circle btw
>>548496424H-hey
Looks like this is enough stamina if recoveries activate. Kinda makes sense, it's shorter than 3200.
>>548496424I wanna touch your belly, anon. Give it to me.
>>548496424Anon looks like THIS?
>>548495765Is Air Groove good? Her potentials look like unusable shit.
>check schedule now I’m on break at work>Libra is Dec 8I THOUGHT IT WAS MID DECEMBER WHAT IS THIS I DONT HAVE A SINGLE ACE
>>548496030>rock cancer girlswhich game?
Post something cute
>>548496014Try to make her end closer and cry because not only is it harder due to end closer sparks reducing the chances for those distance sparks, her ult hasn’t been buffed yet
>>548496584DANCHOUUUUUUUUU FORGIVE ME
>>548496419because i'm not a BITCH NIGGA like yourself
>>548496419>already used my middle get out of jail free option already>run is so shit might as well gamblethere
>>548495850>Kita MLB Creek MLB>Vodka 2LBDangerously close to squealing
>>548495497King Halo is great for TT, tho?
>>548496584CMs every 1.5 weeks due to acceleration, please understand. Now get in the fucking mines.
>>548496584I'd recommend getting started asapI wanted to see if I could recycle any of my longs in a couple of the rooms here, and I was completely smoked
>>548496030Could be worse. You can be playing Granblue and get assaulted by dudes
long is miserable to train forjust try to get A finals and call it a day
>one more run and im done with event pointsNyo... I won't be able to motivate myself without it...
Why do you all keep posting about the hopeful stakes when there is a g1 before it?
>>548496667I’ve been trying to Ace farm this entire week and have been getting low rolled to hell or have bad luck. I am not ready for Libra much less Scorpio, which is back to medium Hell
SPECIAL WEEK IS A GAY
>>548496589ark gays
>>548496424>joggingyou're a man, go lift weights
Does End Closer Savvy cuck the activation of NSM?I could really use that 40 wit it gives to get 400 wit
>>548496819oh i forgot they had magi-cancer and needed the doctor to keep them alive
>>548496648King Gaylo is good for being a cum dumpster and nothing more
>>548496798>mediumliterally just reuse your neicha again, that's 1 less horse to train for free
I haven't completed a career in over 24 hours
Ehhm!Why do you all keep posting about the hopeful stakes when there is a g1 (Futurity stakes) before it?
>>548496929are you greeding top option for Ramp Up discounts then withdrawing when that bitch gives you maverick? I do that a lot.
>>548496424>got sick >stay home for a week>+3 kgI know it's mostly water weight but it's a bit tiresome since losing it now will take a few weeks
>>548496930Because thats the maymay we have here, that and Turf Queens.
>>548496930Better inheritance spark
>>548496930>futuresI only do juvenile fillies
make aces for current CM and get excited to make aces for next CM
>>548496930>Futurity StakesWho cares. I'd rather do juvenile fillies
>>548496972nyo I just haven't done any careers
>>548496972nta but I do that if run isn't good from the start
>>548497012yeah i'd rather do juvinile fillies too...
>>548496930sex with this womanlet
I’m gonna run Nice Nature and Halloween Super Creek for double Mystifying Murmur for Medium CMs
>>548496972NTA, but I only do that if that bitch is stupid late with showing up and there's very little chance of finishing her dates.
>>548489516I don't know why you would say that. But here's one, two hours laterhttps://jiggie.fun/ac6VfV
>>548497062i hate that fat piece of shit so much
is this retention line ever going to fucking cap out?
Orange
>>548497151you're not supposed to actually finish her dates unless rushing gale is a core part of your build. You just use them whenever your mood drops or all the training options suck and you're at like 60 energy and don't want to overflow.
>>548497151Correct decision, always do that when her dumbass chooses to show up on senior year
Does End Closer Savvy cuck the activation of NSM?? I could really use that 40 wit it gives to get 400 wit
>>548497182turn up your brightness bwo, you're looking at your own reflection
>>548497009Beatings will continue until morale improves.
>>548497258Sort of? Savvy makes you far less likely to get blocked. I first noticed that when late savvy would make nature almost never proc Murmur since it requires her to get blocked.
>>548497220it took URA about 3 weeks to cap but aoharu's been out for nearly a month. I guess people are busy with CM so lines still going up
>>548496526>IF your recoveries activate.I'm not gonna bother checking on umalator, but for a Pace chaser I'd be a bit worried. You're probably gonna need to activate all 4 of those. Even if they all activate, IDK if you'll have enough at mood normal.
>>548497220It will only get higher as time goes on
>>548497263nice attempt fatshit
>>548497235sometimes i gamble a mid turn into an even worse turn that can't be skipped cause I capped out on energy
>>548497220it's going to skyrocket as more people get get their MLB kitas and make new aces
>>548497220prob at 540k
Fillies are ___ and _____
>>548497235>you're not supposed to actually finish her datesUnless you're running another Pal card, you want to do all her dates.>unless rushing gale is a core part of your build.lmao, lol even
>>548496424Female streamers seem to like McQueen and my theory is that she's a relatable self-insert. Struggling to diet/maintain weight is super relatable.>>548496549I've barely used her because I didn't like her personality. Default Air Groove offers a whole lot of nothing for sprint, but Wedding has some decent white skills at least. Wedding is also built for pace so she's not competing with King Halo for good positioning.
>>548497235The main point of finishing the dates are the extra stats + energy (including the end of career stats), not the skill
>>548497363I think I can't do better without sacrificing power. Powerlets can't to even if stamina is ok in my runs in rooms. I have more stamina McQueen but less power (and no S) so I'll swap if results aren't good.
My favourite /uma/ meme is the magic energy that they can get for freePeople here never rest actually during career and they never lie
>>548497596KissableHuggable
bros running super creek in aoharu is bugged... she's getting mile straightaways on a G rating...
>>548497596Cute and sexy
>>548496793>>548496930McQueen has a 3k fan goal that's due at the end of Jr year and she can't run Hanshin/Asahi because they're mile. A lot of people just gamble on winning Hopeful, lose, can't clock because failing the race doesn't kill them, then die to the fan event.
>>548497850Isn't it also based on the group member aptitudes as well. I've had Taiki spit out mile skills a couple of times
>>548497596tachibana arisu ahh uma
>>548497850That gets patched laterEnjoy a hundred and one useless skills
>>548497850NPC supports have a chance to give a hint from their R card when you click on their arrows. You must be clicking on Agnes Digital arrows.The ones you get for aptitude is when you explode fireballs.
>>548497220>https://jiggie.fun/ac6VfVLiterally never, but I suspect next week will slow down. Then KSB rerun hits and it will skyrocket to 600k.
>>548496276you mean the VFlator?
>>548497981I also got tail held high and some other good skills. But the chance that isn't something you want to rely on.
>dog shit run>inspiration>please don't get long S please don't get long S please don't get long S please don't get long S >don't get long S
>>548498065(upbeat) meesta beeastoo
Will auto career allow you to load a schedule and do all the races in it? Tired of parent farming manually.
>>548498076>dogshit run>inspiration>see a pink spark>NO>it's medium S>again
>>548498065Parody of Americans being very active with body language and not respecting personal space, so they have her over-exaggerate her poses and lean into other people.
>>548498217this horse is deceased
>>548498145Yeah but don't expect big ratings from auto. In JP I got like UEs by autoing in recent scenario. While doing manually got me UBs
>>548497371>>548497258>>548497936My orange wife!
>inspiration >saw pink spark fly by >FUCK YEAH>medium S from a 1* medium on a grandparent instead of Long S from 12* Longs>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>548496549Her potentials are actually great for TT because you REALLY want cheap gold skills
>All clubs are full according to chronoWell, it seems I have to wait in b+ one month more.
>>548497596this is a filly
>>548498297>having dead pink sparks in your lineage
>>548498317wait until this reset
>>548498317just be patientnext 3 days gonna be full of recruitments
>>548498323Yeah, the cutest one there is
I just lost to a whale S+ Flash
>>548498260For parent farming though. You only need 600 in a stat to get 3*. It just takes a zillion runs to hit that 1% chance
>>548497787Date 1: 32 energy, 13 statsDate 2: 26 energy, 26 statsDate 3: 26 energy, 19 statsDate 4: 26 energy, 26 statsDate 5: 32 energy, 26 statsI don't know about you, but generally i don't take a 1:1 conversion of energy to stats. I want 1.5 or 2 to 1 conversion, spend or miss out on 10 energy and get 20 stats in exchange. All of Riko's dates hover the 1:1 ratio when compared against a typical 50 energy rest. The selling point of Riko is not the stats from her dates, its the mood recovery of the dates, besides the fail reduction, energy reduction, and good job. You still get the 20 stam and guts at the end of career without completing her dates. Getting Priceless Connection instead of We Need This Sometimes is determined by her bond value, not her dates completed. Though yes dates do help with getting there, you usually get there anyway from tiebreaking with her because of her energy cost reduction and procs of Good Work.
>>548498456SNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF
>>548498323filling juvenile fillies until they get a hopeful future...
>>548498479Riko dates let you fill your energy bar if there is a mediocre turn
>>548498679I already said that. >>548497235>You just use them whenever your mood drops or all the training options suck and you're at like 60 energy and don't want to overflow.
fuggg
>>548498456Based Flash whale.
Maachi...
>>548498725>>548498679>60 energy>no good trainings, just a bad single unity on guts>riko date>food event fires same turnloss aversion is a bitch
>>548494404you dont need power in this CM
are those Mcqueen self-insert arts gone?I don't see them on that account anymore
>>548498725Well not in that post and I refuse to read older posts after joining the general
>whale
>teio
Teio a cute!
>tei tei o
>>548498743If it was attached to 2 grandparents with good medium sparks I'd say that's pretty good. However I'm assuming you were aiming for Long.
Thinking about sex with mackween again
>whale teio
>whaleo
>>548498297>>548498217Why do you have useless pink sparks in your ace runs?
>>548498924>20 pieces missing on both teio and mcqueenGIVE ME DAILY LEGEND RACES NYOW
>original buhiposter gone>tachyon avatarfag gone>pokke avatarfag goneI don't know you anymore! /uma/... you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow!
>>548499008
>>548499008>>tachyon avatarfag goneI fucking wishand that he'd take his discord buddies with him
>>548498924Same
>>548498825>>548498861>>548498939>>548498990buhi...........
>>548499018Dia shouldn't tempt her torena like this.
I'm gonna make teio buhi while I ram into her
>>548494423pls respond.
I'm getting Dober this month and that's all I guess. I've been fine without Kitasan for 4 months so I'll just borrow her like I did all that time.
>>548499196Dober hates you.
>>548499196Okay, but make sure you MLB all the human rights cards from now on.
>>548499008They all got executed by the janny mod, so they left for greener pasturesIt's impossible to make fun content here anymore without triggering the janny tranny power trip
get your own parent Ryan so you can borrow Dober later
>>548499196nyooo anon you're gonna brick yourself nyoooo
>>548499170Ends don’t need a 2nd gold recovery
>class 6>demotion range>resets in less than an hour
>>548498456Did you get the deck?
>>548499260Lmao!!!
>>548499263>didn't fix his TT teamwe warned you bwoski
>>548499081cute
>>548499328Run a test
>>548499334Very cute
redpill me on daitaku helios
>tfw local Saudi Arabian bred horse will win Saudi Cup one day>tfw she looks like this
>>548499407weiiiiishe's also pretty good meta wise I think, so you can oshi without sandbagging
>>548499250I already bricked myself by using my selector and crystal on Creek to LB3, what a little bit more bricking?
>>548499427
>>548497936Conveniently censored penis is my favourite genre
>>548499427>Muslims need to even cover up mares to resist the urge of fucking them
>>548499452is she? i've never heard that helios is good meta
brosI don't look forward to my chances in the all spark uma bannermy luck is dogshit bro I'm gonna get a dupe and then have to spark a random ass horse to get a total of 1 new uma
>>548499318kitasan, biko, neicha, creek, riko, rob roy power sparksall MLB
>>548499407fun AND meta uma
>>548499407She FUCKS.
>>548499557she's a big nigga methinks
>>548499407meta miler, wei, sucks ojisan penis for fun
>>548499407weiii~i
1* speed 2* medium
Fucking kek
>>548499576unless you've been consistently rolling for umas, the odds of you hitting a dupe are pretty fucking low, there will be over twice as many umas in the game by the time that banner hits than when it started
>>548499576Nobody is forcing you to spark it, I hope.
>>548499724I have 3/9 debut umastaiki and maruzensky couldn't get off my dick and they're both 4 stars now
>>548499576I sparked for Wedding Air Groove and hit both Maruzensky and Taiki on the way with 8 SSRs total. Remember, uma is a highroll game, you could highroll your spark
Is it worth using sr crystal to lb4 sr sweep? Looks like the main difference is +1 sp.
Having a bit of indecision in how to round out this Vamp Rice.Calm and Collected (5.5% for 360) VS Pure Heart (3.5% for 160). Calm is safer, doesn't gas out if she misses a heal.Angling and Scheming for 180 vs Head-On for 144. I'm also running a Front Daiwa. dunno if she can reliably pass by the late corner.Load up on passives? Right Kyoto Firm Outer?How does Tantilizing Trick work? can it only ever sap one enemy or is it like if you pass the roll every runner that gets rushed will be affected by it even if they get rushed several seconds apart? or does everyone get rushed at the same time every time?17 Races, 16 wins one 5th place, still starving for skill points. Sad! Only got 60 unities and 7 bursts. Could have been 2-3 more S in those ranks if the bubbles just played fair.
>>548499809yea, there's not many other contendersthe +1 sp could mean an extra skill or two. It's big
>>548499809yeahunless you are rolling for kitasan in 2 weeks
>>548499716Mareman will have his revenge next year (unless Jantar betrays him and tosses him off too, swearing him off stallions forever)
Are you supposed to get sleeping lion and maestro on taishin?
>do a double tp mcqueen run + last borrow >debut hits >6th place Yeah I’m just quitting for tonight.
>>548499809>>548499868also cleat shop resets in a few hours, you might get it from SR tickets
>>548499938sweep is not in that dogshit make debut SR pool
>>548499856>1k speedBro...Prioritize angling and head-on
>>548498042>gaslightator now with more gaslightkek who the fuck asked for this
>>548500065me
I have high hopes for that all uma banner, but I am still debating if I should really spark for armor Fuku
You can run Kingu and Kawakami Princess in the same mile races
>not rolling on kitasan because i have her MLBd (rerolled until 3LB and used ticket, still have gem)>not rolling for xmas oguri because i run oshi/thematic CMs and i'll rarely use her>insane luckshitter on 3* umas, have hit multiples off single tickets so i have quite a few, all uma banner probably not worth it>still have gem>no other SSRs over 1LBwhat should i be rolling on next, the neicha/oguri rerun?
>>548498042is the VFlator made by the VF guy
>>548499497Suzuka is so sexy
>>548500220I want a goodbye kiss...
Oi. Kaichou.
>>548498479You're missing the end of career stats and the very first interaction stats, and the date before second year stats.
>>548500298>raw recreation
>>548500350none of those require actually going on her dates
>>548500262Yes
Has the Mambo drama started yet
>>548500183That IS cute...
>>548500362>>548500298im in URAi also want to foment a popular revolution against the """""""""""""""""""""""emperor""""""""""""""""""""
what the fuck is a VFlator? what the fuck is 67?
there will be anons who get fuck all from all uma banner thanks to lol lmao 3% and quit umathis is inevitable
>>548500408It's was cancled, one could say it's mambover.
>>548500397End of career gives better stats if you do. If you're taking Riko on your deck and not using the dates you're quite bad at math I'd say, unless you're gamblemaxing on having +70 rests every time
>>548500462i want to sex the clanker
How good is the all banner?
>>548500465only retards and people with no self control get fuck all from uma banners
>>548500220One of the two FM reruns (preferably the Maruzensky one because Kawakami isn't very good) or NTR or keep saving for Tachyon. So you don't get to roll for a few months, I'm in the same position
>>548500483nyo...
>>548500536explain how getting fucked by rng is something having self control would help me with
Constantly teasing and testing Shakur until she snaps and slams me to the wall with her hand around my neck
>>548500517it does not. it gives better stats for maxing her friendship gauge, not for completing her dates.you definitely use her dates, but you don't need to worry about using all 5 of them every time. you don't get anything extra for completing the date event chain.
>>548500465When I quit GBF, I had 2 sparks saved. I suspect it will be the same for uma, where I just have to wait too long for the interesting stuff I actually want.
>>548500450>3rd mood down
>>548500527there's no rate up so you can potentially get a lot of random umas to fill out your roster. If you're not picky, it's great for collection. You can also spark someone of your choice for all released umas, so it's never a dupe
>f2p fags
>>548500620>it does not. it gives better stats for maxing her friendship gauge, not for completing her dates.No, every run you make with Riko generally ends up with maxed bond, the difference between the same event giving 20 or 27 seems to be from from dates
>>548500465They were warned many times that that banner is a scam, they have no one to blame but themselves
AHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG
>>548500698>um anon giving money to e-whores is retarded you can just watch porn for free>UUUHHHH YOU ARE LE JOBLESSPiggy logic at work
>>548500620>it gives better stats for maxing her friendship gauge, not for completing her dates.stop blindly believing gametora
>>548500698>when my 19,000 point Gold Ship loses to some f2p shitheads in the finals because she didn't proc anything
STOP THE COUNTI HAD TO BLEED FOR THIS DONT TAKE IT AWAY PLEASE I HAVE SO LITTLE
2025 ohimba breedingsCurren Bouquetd'Or: EpiphaneiaGran Alegria: Lord KanaloaChrono Genesis: Kitasan BlackLoves Only You: MauriceVivlos: EfforiaVerxina: SiskinBuena Vista: Schnell MeisterDaring Tact: EquinoxAlmond Eye: EquinoxLucky Lilac: Equinox
>>548500465>3%at 200 rolls that's still expected 6 umas, and with a low dupe chanceyou won't get it of course and will get fuckall, but that's what everyone else will get instead :^)
Is speed NTR really worth it for MANT? Or is running a card with a better race bonus better? I don't care about card longevity because 100% I will MLB a card if it means I can shit out usable umas in a scenario more consistently than others.
>>548500824it's both actually, but you are basically guaranteed to max her friendship every run, so you never see non-maxed friendship stats at the end
>>5485006744th mood down
>>548500698It's funny how people will make any excuse to justify wasting money6k for a pc setup?>it's still cheaper than a carmicrotransactions in a mobile game?>it's like eating outselling your house and going into debt to pay your medical bills?>better alive than dead
>>548500465I've rolled for three banners so far. Kitasan 1, Hishiama and Doto. Guess how many rolls it took to finally get them.I've completely given up at this point, i know my account is seeded.
>>548500838You’re a fool for betting on Gold Ship…
>>548499986yeah i know i know. It was a golden run right up until getting Long S from senior inspiration, then special priority just deleted itself from the game and I trudged through Summer Fall and URA with naught but monofriendships. She could have been extraordinary, but it is what it is. still ended up my best vamp rice so far. Still got 3 weeks to fish for improvements. My 3rd runner is going to be Cafe and I won't get any shots at her till registration starts.
>>548501137>selling your house and going into debt to pay your medical bills?>>better alive than dead
>>548500898me: ur mom
>>548501137this piggy eating foodahahaha piggy piggy eating food ahaha he doesnt embrace starvation and eats dirt piggy oink oink oinkers he is buying food hahaha piggy oink oinkhe is paying for heating haha piggy oink oink just buy clothes oh wait buying clothes is for piggies oink oink just grow winter fur on your body oink oink piggy come here piggy suuuueeeyy cmere here piggyhe is paying for water piggy hahaha piggy oink oink does piggy want to be clean? haha piggy is taking a little shower with his water pipes oink oink piggy piggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8
>>548500465>400 rolls on Kitasan to get 1 copy>had to pity Doto but got 4 SSR >0 SSR and had to pity Akebono I spent a few hundred on the game too. If I was F2P I could have quit a long time ago but now it feels like a waste and I'm stuck here.
>>548501353>mindbroken buhiibabbleWhy are paypigs so fragile?
>>548501137It's funny how Indogs and Pinoys will make up excuses to not pay for the most basics of things and try to shame others for doing so.
everything costs too much nowadays i cant imagine what it would be like if i didnt produce tons of produce out of thin air yearly
>>548501137>selling your house and going into debt to pay your medical bills?>>better alive than deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCENTf_LWYA This song played in my head when I read this and i thought it was funny.
the browns don't know about the concept of "disposable income"
Thoughts on making Brian an End Closer?
>>548501137Once you have money (if, I guess) you’ll understand.
>watching several double and triple rainbows (in a 3 speed deck) show up on important race days for a parent run
>his grandfather did not appropriate abandoned colonizer assets when they left and become super rich>kekd
>>548500462
https://files.catbox.moe/ev6g98.mp4
>>548500698i buy monthly packs to support the game
*buys Sympathy*
I ran into this oonige suzuka that actually won a scorpio cup room against decently built umas, granted there was no other oonige in the room to kill her with spot struggle.
https://x.com/dush2022/status/1995427947277336946?s=20
>>548501724Is that AI or did Kiryu's voice actor really sing Umapyoi at some point
>>548500221The vf guy is a college dropout. His tranny friend is the one who made the vflator
>>548501815>scorpio cup room
vf guy will prob make at least 100k from youtube. so its prob worth for him
>When both gold recoveries fire at the same time>Rushed right after
>>548501749I could easily afford to do that and would enjoy the rewards of it but I refrain in order to withhold support from the game. They can sell ALL the game's content for a flat $30 per year if they want my money.
>>548501819not sure but bourbon's trainer from season 2 is kiryu's VA so it is possible
this demon ruined my Bakushin run again
she is dying isn't she
>>548501591Who's that green Uma?
>>548501943clean up the lines you disgusting lazy pig
>>548501943Why is she so fucking scary on the trackConsistently scary
>shove 6-7 gold skills into TT umas>score shoots up to 150k per team if winningIs it really all there to this? What happens when everyone will inevitable have 7 gold skill on each of their umas in the future?
>>548501968should be fine with 2 golds and a grey
>>548501968If you have 3 gold recoveries you get to live
I'm going to kill myselfLife must be good when you have disposable income
>>548501943
15 runs and not a single pink spark fucking hell
>>548501968she lives with 2 golds
>>548501970
>>548501968>560 gatsunah she's fine>>548502036then you get 8 gold skills
>>548501876You'd be surprised at how many people are treating Libra as a wash and moving on to Scorpio. Can't blame them either, this cup is statcheck whale territory and even then it comes down to the uncontrollable RNG of who gets to proc NSM.
>>548502113She looks vaguely familiar to some human at Tracen
I don't think F2Poors understand that if everyone would be like them and spend no money on the game, it will just EOS. You can't run a business on goodwill. Everything is designed in a way to turn F2P into spenders. Even light spending is good enough to maintain business, which majority of people are. The only reason you get to play the game for free for years in the first place is cause other people are spending money on the game. Making fun of spenders is biting the hand that feeds you, which isn't really surprising considering most of the F2P are brown and it's in line with brown behaviour. It's also not surprising at how many gacha games EOS that the same brown crowd loves, but because there are no people spending money on that game, it just ends service.But deeply we all know all the F2Poors WISH they could do the same thing as middle class white people where they can throw some money at a gacha game without even noticing. So don't be envious, just accept the fact that the deck was stacked against you from the moment you were born and learn some humility.
the non whale strat for this CM is to just skill gamble i think1200 speed, S long and pick an uma with an heal unique and/or innate gold recoveries and just ignore creek/rice showarun 800 stam and 3 golds and just pray
>>548502187You are overthinking it anon
>>548502113>included the Tokyo YushunSo le super phantom horse is just another single G1 fraud?
>the newqt in the club reached the quotaI was cheering for him. Good job, qt.
>>548501943>unique is basically Taiki Shuttle's with different conditions
>>548502159I'm honestly on the verge of doing the same myself, training for this CM is ballbusting and no matter how hard I push for it I'll just end up losing to a super whaled out Gold Ship at the end of the day anywayAt least a 2000m is infinitely easier to hit stat requirements for
>last retention line is 536kHow much was it last week?
>>548502215I'm absolutely making fun of the people spending more money than they can afford
>>548501815Suzukas can win sometimes, their win rate is just shit compared to any other well built strategy
>>548501137Yeah I don't get it, I still wear clothes from when I was 14 years old and I'm 27 right now, meanwhile normalfags buy new clothes every year
>>548502256Had two crowns, died just after the derby
>>548502215>I don't think F2Poors understand that if everyone would be like them and spend no money on the game, it will just EOS.I understand that. It's specifically what I want. The world needs fewer gacha games, because they are trash. I'm not a shallow-thinking fool like you who complains about how most of the world's humans are inferiors who behave in trashy ways while preaching that we all ought to vote with our money, the only vote we have with any power behind it, to add more trash to the world.
>The one time in a while that Rudolf doesnt wipe out in Saudi Arabia Cup is the one time her stats fall so behind from mood downs and recouperating turns that she loses somewhere else anyway and still cannot get Emperor
>>548502159understandable, having a taste of using wit cards in unity makes everyone addicted. long CM training is super painful. i only build to have enough stam and speed so i get to the finals at most, not to win
I DON’T WANT TO TRAIN MORE LONG HORSES
thingken of fillies again
>TallyingThe end is near or so I was told
>>548502370it didnt even reach near 530kscores are inflated at faster speed than pre-unity cup time
>>548502159Long CMs are just easy to build Umas for since all you need is a decent stat highroll and spurt is basically free.Only retards think Long CMs are hard, which is why so many people here bitch about Libra.
i think my club dropped to b+...
If i swipe once on a 70 dollar pack each anni / half-anni that's about 17.50 per month which i can rationalize as a slightly more expensive monthly game subscription>plus monthly carat packa bit more expensive monthly suba tad
>>548502580People are rebuilding their TT teams or preparing for Scorpio instead of preparing for Libra. Only a small percentage can sincerely compete in Libra.
>>548502591just because you're saying something contrarian doesn't make it good
>>548502485I've gotten close to hitting 1200 on a 0% speed growth uma with 2 speed 2 wit 1 stam 1 riko.
Medium CMs are the most tryhard cms Now and alwaysLongs don't even compare
>>548502613Look either you have the money and spend it for something you enjoy (e.g. this gacha) or you dont. No need to cope about it. It only gets problematic, if you spent above your living standard or are addicted.
>>548502760but what about your power
>mfw i havent made a single Libra ace attempt yetis there an uma version of [nervous laughter]
What does a Cafe deck/inherit look like when she's got 30% stam growth?
it's on > early tard right?on ends (not golshi)
>>548502769mediums are the most tryhard because it's the most fair. There's not so much bullshit rng compared to miles and longs
>>548502613For me it's like paying my internet bill, won't me affect me that much
>>548502845800 to 900 if I pop bursts on power which is fine since NSM + pump, which will proc because of high wit, is going to make up for the missing numbers. You only really need enough acceleration to hit max speed instantly.
>>548502215Oh no we do understand that piggies are paying to keep the servers afloat. It doesn't make you any less retarded though and it's fun laughing at people dumb enough to spend money on gachas, literally no different than people who spend money on a billion subscription services and OFs subs.You being insecure enough to type out a whole novel further proves my point.
>>548502648How am I wrong? You don't even take a Wit card for Long CMs unless you're a piggy with MLB SSRs so hitting the stat minimums for Speed/Stam/Power is easy. You also need to waste a bunch of skill points buying 2 Gold recoveries, Gold Nimble and Spurt. You can barely afford buying other skills so getting unlucky with your midrace velocity skills is not a big deal.Longs are by far the easiest CM to build for.
>>548502613You know that the shade that gets thrown around is mostly ribbing, right?If absolutely no one ever spent money on these things, then they wouldn't stick around for as long as they doYou'd have be crazy to play something every single day, for hours on end, for potentially years, and say yeah, I'd never spend money on this, it's just predatorySure the prices aren't great, but if you're not kicking back a single thing, then what the fuck are you doing?
>>548502980is your 2nd speed >biko
>>548502256bro...his career predated the grade system in japan and the JRA itself (which was founded in 1954)
>>548502803Well i've been a retard about spending on CyGames gachas before, im a Grubble vetBut beyond that it's not like skipping a month's worth of meals and buying 30 packs of ramen instead to pay for carats.its like... we all play vidya games here right? Gachas are just one kind of video game and i get enjoyment from a whole bunch of different onesBut... is the enjoyment of something i poured hundreds of dollars over a year really several times more than something i paid 20 bucks for at a steam saleI need to keep that at the back of my head
>>548503125No, it's Bakushin borrow. I have Riko and MLB KSB so my borrow is open. MLB Cafe is my only good stam card, it would be easier if I have MLB Zenno instead though.
>>5485028733 spd 2 pow, last on pow / riko / wit depending on track, and you switch around sparks according to stamina reqs.
>>548502256But enough about tachyon
>>548503234Hey thats not cheese!
>>548502613You get way more value by just buying the anni tickets at 25 each
>>548503164I cap myself at $70 a monthEither the premium price of a video game, or gacha currencyLately it's been mostly gacha currency, because there hasn't been shit for games.Last two games I've bought have been Metaphor (wasn't worth the full price tag) and Expedition 33 (was worth more than the price tag).
>>548503164I have spent close to 600 hours and 300 dollars* on the game. That is insane value for enjoyment. I’ve spent less time on battlefield 6 ffs*don’t worry thirdies I have a lot of money
>>548502613The fuck is a monthly game subscription? Stuff like how WoW works?
>>548502613and, what are you trying to achieve with those carats?
I... but this is the one distance Straightaway Spurt doesnt work on..
>>548503414I don’t want to buy the 3* uma ticket and roll a shit dupe bwos
>>548500465>pulled Kitasan banner>1 spark 0 dupe>pulled Doto>1 spark 0SSR>pulled 100 Rice Riko banner>1 Rice spark Riko>pulled Halloween Rice banner>50 pulls in still no Rice and SSRYou get used to it. Main reason why I'm still playing is the game's pretty generous with carats and I can get a spark every month or 2 months.
>>548503713Depends on the gameGames like WoW or XIV need a subscription to even playOther games have something called a battle pass where you can opt to pay a monthly fee (soft subscription) for extra goodies. They can vary from cosmetics to extra game materials to quality of life features.
I wish white woman were real
>>548503884I want her to pretend not to like it whilst I give her devoted navelingus
>>548503858Meishou Doto should give birth to my kids without her consent.
>>548503803Um anon the ticjet isnt random...
Any A+/A /uma/ club that is recruiting?
>>548503876It's common to call battle passes monthly subscriptions? Never heard anyone call them that
>new to oomahmoosoomay>"get gold skills bro just get gold skills they are the only good skills">see yellow skills>oh they must be the gold (yellow) skills>buy only yellow skills and ignore blue or red skills>mfw
Looking for S club, comfortable with 3m daily
>>548503964Yes it is you little liar fuck you im not going to pull another anime McQueen
what the fuck is that showtime event
> Nothing interesting to pull on this monthNice, I can keep hoarding
>>548503858>pulled Kitasan banner>1 spark 0 dupeWhen I pulled I told myself that I'd have literally quit the game on the spot if this happened. Thankfully i did roll one 180 rolls in
>>548504064If you buy them every month, then they're essentially a subscriptionBattle pass just has a nicer ring to it than optional subscription
>>548503579She gets smaller, i get bigger
>enough speed>long S>950 stam>900 powfuck this, I have a vision
>>548504131you're mistaking it for the scamcha bwo... We havent had a paid ticket yet
>>548504260I would be a terrible trainer for CafeWould never get any training done
>proc at the exact same timeDon't even need to finish watching the race to see who won
It's almost time to start fanmaxxing...
>First 9* stamina 2 long 4 turf>It's tachyonIs there a market for tachyon borrows or is she getting lost in the sea of 9* with actually good ults to inherit?
Tallying!
>>548504439how are you not finished with this already? it took like 15 runs with the doubler
>>548504339Oh you’re right. I was thinking of our current half-anni scamcha. The annitix are definitely the highest value thing you can buy in these games, though I don’t know what the subscription thing in JP does so maybe that’s good too
Speaking of scamchashould i do iti could get a Creek... or a Fine Motion...!
Your favourite uma? A shameless WHORE!
>>548504456STOP STOP IT RIGHT NOW DANCHOU
>>548504339rundown on the tickets? are they anni only, and do they cover every girl from the year previous?
>>548504491it's wasted fans... i don't really feel like playing the game when the runs serve no purpose
>>548504534I got the guts mambo.
I flatlined today
>>548504632MAMBO
>>548504534SHE'S A BRICKHOUSE
>>548504456Like 6 people will die in my club.
>>548504632But the guts mambo was an event card?
>>548504534I got guts spechud...
>>5485045781st anni ticket covers up to NY opera O banner (no vbourbon)
>>548504534
>>548504703You must be in my club then!
>Finished my daily career after the tallying startedoops..
>>548504835Oh yeah? Name my club.
I think I'll just give up for CM6. It's impossible to win against Goldships even more if their stats is like this
lets go gambling
>>548504816Honestly now at least that card has a key role in Golshi parent farming.. unlike SSR Golshi herself
>>548504935gambling successfull!
wait, so it takes 20 events to get 1 ssr crystal?
Digital grooming middle school children to be simps is making me a tad uncomfortable
>>548504816>>548504770>>548504673>>548504632uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh o hai>9 r 1 (s)sr
>>548505161>newcongrats anon
>>548504721Oh, you’re right. It was the guts Mejiro Palmer or stam Chiyono, can’t remember which.
>>548505083good horse?
>>548505161DIE!!!!
>>548504929No, but here's a graph
>>548505161PRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>548505276Nyoppers. We're not in the same club.
>>548504450She's one of the best parents for Christmas Oguri, but the problem is that we aren't going to have another Long cup for a while.
How much did you do on November? >45kSeem to be consistent every month for me
>>548505241>no long S>no second recovery>no spurt>rushing galeYou are about to learn a really painful lesson about statstick umas in CMs.
should i always choose curvature over it's on?assuming same SP cost
>>548505241Good for TT
>>548505276I recognise that graph
>>548505551Curvature can proc twice in a single race
>>548505465>second recoverynot needed unless she gets debuffed, i take the gamble >no spurtunlucky I didn't get the hint>rushing galecant buy 8 gold skills with 1600 points even with fast learner
>>548505161explode
>>548505617
Got a nice Tachyon for TT, can't wait to try her out soon
OHI GET IT NOWIT INCREASES YOUR CURRENT SPEED BUT YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUR ACCELERATION
>>548505276Honse?
>>548505696Same with straightaway adept / Beeline Burst
>>548505241it's ok as a witgod for TT but even then that wit is pretty low
Target Speednot Current Speed
>>548505161Should i ride the high of beating retarded odds straight into a brick wall?
>>548505830When has that ever not worked out?
>>548505830oh my, yes!t. john cygames
>>548505830sure whats the worst that could happen haha
im now mayano's biggest fan (singular)!!!
oi
>>548505830>Paid bannerOink...?
>>548505813I don't get it...
>>548506025rude zoomie
>>548505995
The gym outfits in this game pose a serious threat to me.
>>548505358Yeah, figured as much
>>548505574I wonder how many our danchou is gonna kick>>548505757No
Is global the only version that do these monthly schedule thing? I can't find anything on other servers twitter
kek
>>548504450Post her. I am looking for good Tachyon parents
>>548506393Mambodancho don't kick him he played
>>548506393>that's Clover Danchou's technique!
>>548506393This fucking guy lol
>>548506393it's okay guys he played :)
>>548506393
>>548506206grope them
>>548505913>>548505920>>548505936>Double SSR in 10>Im not even good at frontrunnersAhhhh ehhhh...?>can roll on head start banner whenever>but launch-period cards will get powercrept eventually>>548506047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSTRJmN2VQ
A couple more low roll Golshi runs and I'll unironically use Shakur wit card for an ace run. I'll do it.
>>548506387>next CM on the fucking 28thHanging out with my family desperately trying to make aces at the dinner table
schizo chan...
>>548506536>Clover DanchouDon't even joke about Clover like that, the club graph is genuinely grim
>>548506662Falco power is good, makes groundwork farming easy.
>>548506517Lies and slander, everyone is playing!
>>548506662DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBI
>>548506662I need that Falco power and I don't want to borrow her. Just entirely for groundwork for my pace
>>548506662>He didn't get the memoThis is /uma/, anyone who spends money here is a piggy.
>>548506641d… dahby…
i had to roll 200 times to get anime teioi had to roll 200 times to get one single pity creeki had to roll 200 times to get digitandoes a lucklet like me even have any hope on the kitasan rerun banner
>>548506206Thoughts on Urara racing outfit?
>>548504450>>548506502It was actually 5 turf997476227575
So was uma stan a gaslight? Feels like everyone was talking about this skill a week ago and now it's just gone.
>>548506963depends whether you need more than one kitasan
why did she pause after hot and steamy
>>548506803
>>548506963The horses can sense nervousness. Roll boldly and without hesitation
>>548506986Damn there is an Oguri in there...
>>548506986at least the long is on the primary which is better oddslongshot oguri inherit
>>548506963We're in this together lucklet bro. I need 3 more Kitasan copies
>>548507004it's a white velocity skill. it's as good as corner adept, playtime's over and slipstream
How come there's ZERO reliable sites that documents event shit like Gold Ship Week or Fuji Kiseki Show Time, even gametora don't have this shit. I'm so mad
>>548507026me at the back
>>548506986That's a pretty good parent for pace, but >long
>>548505696it's on also barely lasts more than half the duration of curvature
>>548507084arguably worse since adept, pto and slipstream can proc twice
>>548506846
Heard you were talking shit, like I wouldn't know!
>>548506986This is actually pretty good for a Pace which I need right now BUT I'm out of borrows
>>548506963That's why I have 2 fat sparks solely for her. Hoping to get my lucklet debuff removed by getting 4 copies in a spark then spend the other spark on oguri
can someone explain to me what is the tachyon event and how does it work?
>>548506963Unactivated luck compounds, you will get 5 Kitasans in 10 pulls
>>548507290you get two items that lets you add 1 spark to your blue
>>548507290by doing what the event wants you to you get items that let you upgrade the number of * in a spark
>>548507397>>548507424When do we get such an event?
>>548507483in a couple of years
>>548506963throughout the power of averages, it just means you will get insanely lucky on something eventually
>>548507683>Special ChanceAny relation?
How do we feel about the final /uma/ thread?
Is Mejiro Dober one of these "parent only umas" like Seiun Sky, or can she run the races herself too?
>>548507837its only page 8 tho
>>548507837If I was an umaJP poster I would not want to recombine the threads. They would never ever be able to have discussions again without the posts being washed away and off the board in 4 hours
>>548507907Answer me!
>>548507896Seiun Sky isn't parent only, so I'm not sure what you are asking.
>>548507831nyo
>>548507240Clearly a camel.
>>548507896>seiun>parent onlybrother you CANNOT still believe this, she's been dominating 2/2 of the mile CMs, Escape+Tail can match Falco/Smaru ults.
>>548507539>>548507375gamblerfallacybwos is this true?
>>548507896Dober can race but her kit's rather specialised as a Kytoto (specifically) mile/medium debuffer
>>548507935>>548507837What? Are the timelines merging?
>>548507896Dober only needs to be a parent. Very often.
>>548508039yes but you have to keep gambling to average it out also the payout might not be what you want it to be
>>548507896yes, she is one of those "parent only" that you will miracolously see in half of the cm finals, and VF's new oshi
>>548507896her innate skills aren't great outside of kyoto but there's no reason you can't run her as an ace too
>>548507896Dober's only setback is that her skills are mostly mediocre. The game pushed her to being a debuffer so you'll be building around her ult if Ace running her (nothing wrong with that)
Tachyon late or DaiSca pace for my third ace?
>>548508039If you're about to flip a coin and you got tails 100 times in a row in the past it still a 50-50 chance of landing on tails again on this next flipSo if you're in the hole you're still equally likely to keep digging down instead of climbing back out
>>548508039Yes definitely. Remember, you can only lose 100% of your money, but you can always win way more than 100%.
>>548495243f2p btw
what the FUCK is this going to be bros?
>>548508450she will invite you on stage to help perform a new magic trick (paizuri)
BRICKED ITS OVER>>548508450Hard mode
I have done my obligatory daily attempt at a tailored ace for Libra. Back to more fun things.
>>548508342That's cool and all but remember 99.8% of gamblers quit right before winning big
>>548508450Play the game, get points, get rewards. Surprised? Me too.
>>548508526oh like golden week?
>>548508607Yes but even harder where the max difficulty is no continues allowed
>>548508450golshi mode kinda but some different rewards (not a bunch of money, but arguably better stuff)
>>548508542Fun things have been cancelled, off to the glue factory.
How do people ss 2 stats? This was the best i could do
>>548508526your power?
>>548504391Nyo, no extra training 4 u
>>548508513but I'm shy, I don't think I will be able to get it hard in front of an audience...
>>548508674889. I'm trying different decks to make up with my lack of Kitasan without borrowing Kitasan
>>548508672that's kinda on the low side for 3 wit with mlb fine motion
>>548508650>haruten on difficulty 5
>>548508815Wdym?
>Rushing Gale can activate more than onceHuh? That was new. I only knew about Curv and Beeline burst
people are literally cheating to get 1200 1200 1200
>>548508672they do careers until they hit the miracle run
>>548508984What are the odds of that bitch firing once at the beginning to secure placement then again at the end right at the start of the final leg
>>548508672You run 4 wit on Maruzensky for TT
>>548501137It's spending money. If I saved that money instead of spending it my practical financial situation would not have changed at all. Are you poor?
>>548509168Fairly decent with high wit I'd say
>>548509025cheating = moneybtw
I will smooch Twin Turbo!
>>548508019>she's been dominating 2/2 of the mile CMs, Escape+Tail can match Falco/Smaru ults.Lol. I don't think I saw a single Seiun win against my SMaru since she released. I've built like 3 Seiuns so far for CMs and I end up never using them because they perform poorly.This CM also has the gaslight of "it's better to use Seiun", it's not unless you're the only front runner on the track, in whcih case you'll lose the race either way since you couldn't build enough gap.
you can't kick me now, Danchou
>>548509168wit has no effect on activation timing
>>548501441Its the f2ps that are literally obsessed with calling everyone a pig if they've spend $5 on a game.
you should bake
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>548509550You have the right to spend 5 dollars in a gacha game just as much as I have the right to call you a little piggy for it. You like to spend money, I like to call you a retard for it, different strokes for different folks, you know?
>>548510230>>548510230>>548510230