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horse p*ssy
bakushin!
two weeks left and I will be finally unbricked...
ButtSweat, a casual /uma/ club is recruiting!No quotas, just log in and don't flatline completely (unless you're on holiday or something, just say).We even chat in-game; wow! We're as friendly as the in-game censor forces us to be. Many discussions about "no dist S", "fuck inheritance", "butts", etc. A real Platonic academy of honse.Apply with /uma/ in your profile, or reply in here.
>>548531108I want to kiss Princess forehead
what's her problem
Everyone loves Teio.
Sex with Verxina
>>548531303school shooter genes
>be danchou>personally get 75M fans last month for my club>B+On another note, does anyone know if kicking a member before they log in on club reset will still give them rewards or does it completely fuck them?
What does it mean when your uma says she wants to stick her hand in your pocket?
>>548531303She's a loner like my wife
>>548531401That's a big fish...
>>548531398They'll get send their reward by mail
>>548531398I'd guess it'll go inside their mail if they get kicked before checking their rewards like with CMs
>>548531398I THINK he'll still get them. Danchuds were kicking people yesterday.
>>548531398The latter. Also, you need to abandon that and join an A+ club. I feel bad for that slave labor you're doing.
that TM Opera O at the top of class 6 with almost 900k points makes me feel raped
>>548531369When I learned who the VA was, my interest shot up. Delighted for Kaya.Amazing character song too.
>>548530541 Reposting from last thread
Looking for an active /uma/ club but not so competitive because of the possibility of me flatlining for a day due to wageslaving (i can repay it the next day though)Average daily fans is 1,34mI just left my B+ club so I can only join 23 hours from now822191690438
We'll get a paid *3 selector during 1st anniversary, right?
>>548531303introverts don't like to talk
>>548531108Kawakami fucking whenIts 1st december already
DANCHOU WAKE UP
>>5485317706 hours
>>548531108ウマオオオオ has one open slot60m monthly quota, aim is Top 100 (S rank)Post ID if interested
DANCHOU DON'T LET THEM LEAVE AIIIEEEE
AAAAHHHHHHH CYGAMES MY CLEATS!!!
DIGITAN LOVEULALA LOVE
>>548531770No fucking in the school!
>>548531465
>>548531741Invite sent from a fellow work slave. No worries if you get a better offer though!
Digitan LOVE
>>548531918Ulalaaaa
>tfw didnt got any gibs from clubDoes anyone want my ass?
>>548531303she is literally me (male) according to my mom
Friendly reminder to unaware danchodes to check the IDs on chrono first, you can see their activity in their previous club and know if they are potential slackers.
>>548531338I don't, she's annoying. She spooked me last week and I did a couple careers, aside from TA-TATA she's still annoying.
>all the A/A+ clubs are filledWHATEVERITS THEIR LOSSTHEY ARE MISSING OUT ON A FIRST RATE TORENAFIRST RATE!!
>>548532082BASED Smart Falcon!No tolerance for leeches!
>>548532075You got kicked?
>>548532104Goldshi love!
machifuku seems like she'd be really easy to rape desu
I just got a good idea
>>548529589I get that age gap is a thing for many couples(and I don’t want to Intertwine reality and fiction). My preference is 18-20s trainer and his trainee(despite me being 28), however, I can’ help but feel uncomfortable in regards to a possible romance if the trainee is 14 and the trainer is in his 20s(not that I’d reeeeeeee to innocent artists or Uma x trainer fans). I don’t know if im becoming more of a normalfag or it’s just something by temporary since I don’t mind r18 doujinshi ft lolis(though I prefer breasts and asses). I simply just want to enjoy Uma x Trainer.
AIEEEE ITS THE TURF STACIES
>>548532291just take the middle option bwo
>>548531918Digitan is fakeNo one has her
>>548532291Go on, you know what to doRape or be Raped
>>548531860>60m monthly quotaso are you kicking those 16 people that didn't make it?
>>548532291>no oguriit'll be fine
>>548532291>el condor sissy
>>548532291>big ass>child>big tits>ho>grandpa
witGOD seems to think 1200 speed isn't really needed for these long races and is running 2xpow/riko/3spd instead of 4spd/riko/x, thoughts?
>>548532159NOOOOOO DONT LEAVE THIS CUTE TORENA CLUBLESS, /uma/
>>548532260>I don’t want to Intertwine reality and fictionYou are doing exactly that
I was mad when I got spooked by Gold City but she's actually quite cute in this career
>>548532260For me I don’t really care for age gap unless it’s really atrocious (nabe x fuji and NTR x her trainer is cute though so I let it pass) so im good with any and every uma and trainer media. Hell I’ll even take the yuri version of it too since that physically abusive Brian x female trainer is hella good
>>548532220 NahThey got demoted
>>548532291>No Oguri or MaruzenskyYou can take 'em!
Bag secured dancho, heading to the extraction point, over
>clubs so cozy 99% aren't recruiting because no one is quitting>no fl*tliners>no drama/uma/ won, bigly
how is it possible to reach 16000 on the URA scenario? that's 500points above S rank
>>548532341>>548532356>>548532374>>548532409>>548532424>>548532527I avoided them
>>548532624you wait for the scenario revamp with the happy meek duels etc
>>548532439I was doing 2pwr3speed1riko but it's very inconsistent to get 1100+ speed on umas with less than 20% spd growth, you can get away with not maxing speed and long S helps, but sometimes you can get with less than 1000 speed and that's very inconsistent, 4 speed 1 power (rice) and riko seems like the best way, if 2 of the speed cards are halo and kita to cope for the lack of power.
>>548532624gutsmaxxing or witmaxxing with luck and whale decks can get you there
>>548532291You can take them
>>548532668Some may call you a pussy fag coward bitch but I say you are wise
>>548532439I can cap speed on goldship with 3 speed 1 witbut only on goldship, all my other 0% speed umas just eat shit
Toreina-san! Yes (You) in need of an S-rank (or possibly S+!) club. /Uma/ Club has a spot for you!Very friendly bunch of anons. And this month we're giving away carats for Christmas if you're a carat fiend looking for those!Reply with id and estimated gain for December to join!
how are you NEETs attaining such high archive levels? i'm seeing people nearing the 70s. i spot players with higher archive than me that have started later than me.
DECEMBER'S DANCHO MEETING CONCLUDEDQUICK RUNDOWN>POACHING BANNED; OFFENDING CLUBS FINED>APPEAL FOR TRAINER RIGHTS DENIED BY TRACEN>TRAINEE DAYCARE AND BALLPIT'S BUDGET APPROVED>CELLPHONES TO BE STORED IN A FARADAY CAGE AFTER MEETING'S LOCATION LEAKED ON UMANETTHAT IS ALL FOR DECEMBER'S MEETING
>>548532718that was my experience as well, especially since most of the umas that are good at this track are all 20% stam and 0% speed, but i was running 3speed/riko/tazuna/creek or rice>>548532802yeah idk what it is about golshi but she always hits speed cap
I just woke up. Did I miss any drama?
I need a 7th card slot
>Class 6 promotion line is already 450kits so fucking over
uma...pyoi
>>548532567theres plenty of flatliners, they just haven't been glued yet
Did the monthly shop reset yet?
>>548532978Danchou is kill!
>>548533049in 5 1/2 hours
>>548532879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yj7CVBYfo
Mummeth aquireth
>>548532879>ballpitI think I'll pass
>>548532879>I still have no rights>But we got a ballpit for the traineesIt's the little things that keep you going
>>548532872I'm only at 61 doing the bare minimum
>>548532978Yeah all the /uma/ clubs disbanded.
Are these ever available after unity or do they effectively die when the scenario becomes old news?
awful runs today lads
>>548532879>/Uma/ Club dancho wore a t-shirt to the all-suit eventHow much did he get fined for that?
>>548531230just kicked off my 24hr cooldown. I'll join tomorrow.
STOP GIVING ME ALL I'VE GOT
>>548533121>the pisspit>the trappit with concrete under just one layer of foamwhy are gamers so bad with ballpits?
I think Cygames should create like a super league of clubs where everyone competes for prices each month. Imagine a league of 10 /uma/ clubs competing for extra carats among each other. Now that would be drama.
>>548532872one new uma = at least one archive lvljust roll for more umas
>>548533121>he's against the ballpitCan you handle telling that to her?
What are people excited for next?
>>548532997wait until you see retention for 6
>he didn't get the danchud stimulus check
>>548533439spark rerolls and selective spark targeting QOL because I actually get quite comfy when parent farming
>>548533496what the fuck
>>548533406I would do anything for my hecking daughterino. I mean that.
>>548533391this makes sense. thank you for the insight, piggie.
>>548533439Auto runs that don't involve chinese bots or come with the risk of getting banned
>>548533496jesus christ discord trannies are pathetic and sad>we will give away money for TINY AMOUNTS OF CARATS
There's zero reason to NOT cleat these right? Since cleat shop is refreshing soon
DANCHOUUUUUUUU
>>548533312Sorry it's all I got
>club recruiting pretty much done outside of 1 or 2 loose membersSo uh what happened in november that made everyone die.
>>548533751It was me
uhh, i haven't seen a single club recruiting??
>spending carats during the accelerated schedule
>>548532075If you post your ID, someone's bound to. Surely.
>>548533751maybe people are finding their forever homes?
>>548533706holy buhiiii
>>548533706>cards convert to cleats>cleats convert to cards>cards convert to cleats
>>548533406Lady if you want to take a dive in someone's piss go right ahead
>spending carats
>>548533818>>548531230>>548532848More in previous thread.
>>548533751everyone is hapy in their club :D
>>548532624by gutsmaxxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESfE1kaErMI
I'm just glad that danchou stopped talking about little umas in the fucking club's chat.
>carats
Kind of weird seeing a JP gacha make so much money in the current environment but makes me happy nonetheless.
once i'm done making this long S digitan for libra you guys are FUCKED
>get hit with a mood down going into URA>already finished dating riko>completely guts my stat gain
>running is going great>forced to pick middle because of Turf Queens>non stop low roll all the way to the end
>>548533751Which is why I'm unsure if I should leave my current club I found in the wild. /uma/ clubs seems to be very stable now to recruit newbloods
>>548534143Take your time
KWAB
>>548534068I've had enough chink and korean gacha to last me for a while, I needed a jap gacha to lose myself in.
>>548534219shut up /v/turd
whats the easiest way to complete this
>>548534274Run Oguri Cap (as in peak) and then buy all the shitty green and white skills at the end
>>548534274just grab a bunch of white skills, use Unity because you get a ton of them there, don't get gold skills or double circles, run a couple extra races for more SP.
>>548532872I have 33 different umas so it helps as each unlocks a level or two.
>>548533835>good morning son
i hate this scenariosee you in the next one
>>548533860that's nothing
>>548534519just click the updoots and largely ignore rainbows for two years.
Would you buy a copy of one of Digitan's doujins?
So I made a shell club last month on a throwaway alt. It should be valid for ranking this month right? I didn't need to actually gain any fans after creating it or anything and it's just all time based?
>>548534713No. They probably stink of fish just like her.
>>548534068Uma has always been a top seller. It still holds the record for most number of consecutive top1 days in the app stores (2+ weeks for iOS and like 3 months for google play). It only started dipping lately since Cygames has been pushing players to use their web store instead of IAP.
My wife and my friend's wife...>>548534713Absolutely. I must support the "oomfies" as zoomies like to say nowadays.
wonder if Chronogenesis anon that had an idea of making new /uma/ club is still going to do it or have given up doors closed for existing clubs apparently
>>548534713>AIslopsorry digitan, I don't approve of that
only just after making a semi-decent ace do I find out her wedding alt is 10x worse as end closer on this track
>>5485342743spd 3wit Bakushin train witbuy every skill
WHY THE FUCK IS RACE PLANNER SO EXPENSIVE
>>548535004Maya? Is her wedding alt really that much worse here though?
>>548534032u-umapioy dan. . .
>>548533751nobody left our club, everyone met the quotaas it should be
>>548534274maya also gets easy fast learner if you witmaxxjust make sure she gets enough stam to survive the longs
>>548535031unironically get on the agemasen mines with spechud's card, with the turbo event that gives hydrate it becomes so cheap
I've done 30+ careers at this point and didn't even get a single pink spark the entire time. Not even one. None. Zero.All the parents had long sparks so I know.
>>548535004my condolences mayabro
can someone host a jiggie, I don't want to do careers anymore...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
Why hide the truth, Akikawa?
584305479143looking for an A/A+ rank club with no faggot discord and no chattingonly stickersdid 60m last monthwill join on next daily reset
>>548535285DAAAAAAAHBBYYYYY
>>548535265I second this. It's the only time I will be able to do one for a while because of CM, post-new month rush, etc.
what are you guys running with your 2x end closers? 3x end seems really bad, but i can't choose a pace chaser i want to run, FR out of the question obviously
cm6 status?
>>548534713>Cheerleader Neicha and Fuji Kiseki magazines Yeah I would buy at least two
Well well well...
>>548535432MY PACE CHASERS CANT WIN AT ALL
I have blackmail information on all my dacchis. That's why no one will leave and everyone will hit quota.
>>548535432>built an insane s rank goldship by getting giga lucky>lost all motivation to make any other aces
>>548535373>and no chatting>only stickersholy soulless
So what's the uma musume equivalent of winning a G1 but getting disqualified for no jockey?
>>548535479holy brick
>>548535432I have half an ace and I'm tempted to just use Goldship
>>548535265>>548535409https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>548535432Not going to win, maybe not going to make it to the A side but I will be happy running my team without any SOULLESS gold shit or any other end frauds.
>>548535432>run 4 speed cards>easy cap, shitty stats>run 3 speed cards>hard cap, big potentialand you need to get the aptitudes right too... i'll just be doing my own thing...
>>548535432One (1) mediocre ace, working on parents for the other 2
>>548535373>no chattingi mean these >>548532848 guys have no discord and you'd qualify but people use the chat in every club WITHOUT a discord so your priorities conflict with each other directly. How can tyou want no Discord but alos no chatting in the game's chat page?
>>548535373>no chatting>only stickersDamn son, you got no soul...
>>548535556hopping over the barrier and running diagonally to the finish line
brehs...
Tachyon's """achievements""" being scaled with Jungle Pocket and Cafe's success seems kinda retarded.
DOTO COME HOME PLEASE
>>548535432No long S
>>548535712how many sparks?
>>54853586812 Long, mixed blues
>>5485354323 acesno long S
>>548535432My Daiwa ace been winning Long races in TT so things are looking up
>>548535763I curse you to no more rainbows for the rest of your career
>>548535963Thanks, I was considering the idea but I don't think I can
>200k event pointsBwos I don't think I'm gonna make it...
>>548536071bwo... that was at career end...
>>548532260jesus christ stop being a massive faggot over fictional characters and just masturbate
>>548534068congratulations, you finally realized certain gachas are artificially popular, hoyoslop and BA especially
>>548535373Leave this nigger clubless please, what a soulless retard holy fuck
>>548535843Mmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>548536114200k are just 4 careers (less if take event points from missions into consideration). Just play the game a little bit.
>le funny random meme horse
>>548534713I was the one besides her and my Nishino Flower +18 doujin getting impregnated by her trainer got sold in an instant
>>548535091>>548535229actually now I'm not sure because the gaslight sim says this when trying my best to overlap them, even when doing batches of comparisons wedding comes slightly ahead (like 0.20 lengths)I swear normal maya should be better in theory because her unique gives you velocity while wedding in last and end closer position only accelmaybe accelerating takes a lot longer than I think, there's no difference between 800 and 1200 power here
>>548536114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D7VlpgWTGMtime to break out ol'e reliable.
>>548536228>play the gamen-no...
Nishino Flower is very small....
>>548535373>no discordThat makes sense>no chattingThe fuck? Are you retarded? discord club would be the only way you’d get close to no chatting in the actual game dumbass
>>548536263>Maya OG>requires you to be in 3rd or higher by last corner or later and a stupid block conditional for 0.25 velocity and some acceleration that doesn't matter>Maya childbride>If you are in 4th or higher by the final corner or later and she passes someone then she gets 0.35 velocity, but if she doesn't get that far ahead by final corner then she gets useless accelThe gaslight sim is trying to figure out Maya's final corner dependence on a track where the final corner occurs way after the acceleration zone. Both Mayas have a chance at doing something with their uniques but neither unique is amazing here. Maya's strength is mostly in build flexibility and fast learner availability.t. use maya every CM
>>548535524>>548535735I play this shit to get horsesnot to talkfine I'll remove the no chat requirement from my advertisement
>>548536741flexible maya...
im recruiting tomorrow for 40m peeps
Testing 123
>>548536891Don't tease me like that, Sweepy!
>>548536741Also if you use normal you get BofA and Maestro if you use Rice Pow. Bride comes with Maestro so is slightly more awkward.
>>548536824>fell to peer pressureDanchode this is the guy HIRE HIM NOW
my crash out queenshiraoki-sama gives her toughest careers to her strongest trainers
>>548535373Based same as himlooking for an A+ rank club with no faggot discord, no chatting, no erp
>>548536741>Maya childbride>If you are in 4th or higher by the final corner or later and she passes someone then she gets 0.35 velocity, but if she doesn't get that far ahead by final corner then she gets useless acceloh I'm retardedso essentially just more gambling thengood enough for meI refuse to run goldshit and needing to gimp my parent stats for spurt is aids
my kaichou
>>548530770I didn't feel like plugging in my tablet
>>548532364Yes. But I'm not a malevolent danchode. If they give me a valid reason during this holiday and then cosplaying as their horsewife, I'll let them stay.
>>548535814Tachyon was undefeated before he did the equivalent of tearing his quads.
>>548530770open incog tab on chrome(wont work if not incog for some reason)https://console.cloud.google.com/vertex-ai/studio/multimodal;mode=prompt?model=gemini-3-pro-image-previewand there you have it. the best model on earth for free. though you cant gen in 4k.
>>548537054Yes to build bride you probably want to aim for one recovery builds because she NEEDS NSM so cooldown is trickier to get, while OG Maya has easy two recovery build availability thanks to bofa and natural NSM opening the door for scenario cooldown and a higher value Rice card.
washing Teio with white liquid
>>548537275it's amazing, anon, thanks
Looking for a club that knows I'm better than they are. No gay shit. I will join only if you write me a letter of effusive praise to soothe my inflamed sense of self-worth. Again, no gay shit.
>double rainbow on speed with 2 bubble bursts>9% failure>
emperor might or shadow break for ends
>>548535432Click auto selectPray
>>548537615emperor
Don't overdo it....
>>548535432I got bored and I'm going to remake my CM team instead. Whatever happens happens.
>>548535432I will put in 0 work then crash out in the thread when I don't reach A finals
>>548537754fuck you I'm picking bottom option too!
>>548535373>no discordcool>no chattingMight as well play in JP if you only want to see stickers and shoes.
>>548537802Based. I've gotten through my whole life putting the minimum effort in and I'm not going to stop now
>14 long sparks>multiple gold inspos>haven't seen a single proc in days
Eat your vegetables!
Anyone see any guides for CM7 yet? Think I'm moving on with what I have.
WHEN I WAS
>>548537825Aren't you always supposed to pick the bottom option? It has the only potential not to give your trainee mega aids.
all it took was 2 runs to churn out an acceptable (KEYWORD: ACCEPTABLE) teio why are you like this mayaanyways whos gonna be the last entry to my squad (no gold ship)
>S rank front is jobbingdouble pace it is I suppose
>>548537985A YOUNG FOAL
>>548537564yeah go next
>>548538005
>finally get 2 long inspirations for long A and spurt>creek doesn't end her chain>don't reach the stam treeshold anywayI'm losing it
>>548538168front autoloses this CM to anyone that lands NSM at the right timing. truly a miserable style to build for such mediocrity this time around
>>548537767Bourbon LOVE
>>548538003for Overdo ittop is either bad or super badbottom is either super duper omega bad or safe
>>548537985a little filly and the sun was going dooooooooooooooooooown
>>548538003you're supposed to give up on don't overdo it, pick whatever
>>548531860Who will be replacing you?
>>548537180WTF LUNA KAICHOU LOOKS LIKE THIS???Welp I need to have sex now
>>548538176if you take a screenshot it's bound to be doomed>>548538262yeah even pace in last cm wasn't this badat least I have my own seiun so I won't need to borrow for angling on my paces>>548538279cute
>>548538116WAIT FUCK I FORGOT NSM ON TEIO
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>548538425OOCRaisu would never get angryGross huge tits too
So what are you and your trainee currently working on?
>>548538479looks like Teio will be joining Maya in the mines after all...
umas probably have really weird vaginasyou ever think about that?
>>548538601hole stretching
>>548538601SexI am fucking herIn other words, I am putting my penis in her vagina, moving it around it up and down and all around in there, and I am shooting out semen in that tunnelDid that move you?
>>548535556Wardrobe malfunction.
>>548532481>I contradicted myselfBelieve it or not I began playing the game for the pandering and the community(at least here)accepting Uma x Trainer, so I was kinda upset that I’ve began feeling such a way. >>548532494I appreciate the civil back and forth. It just boils down to personal taste, I prefer my trainer to be in his 20s with his Uma wife rather than trainers in their 30’s/40’s. Hopefully I’ll get over it later down the line. I just wanted to vent, so thanks.
Anons how many rolls do you think it's reasonable to save to max an uma on release do you think? I think I remember something saying 400 is a reasonable target but I question my memory there all things considered.
>>548537063luv me orange wife, her career never gave me that much trouble (base form)
>>548538723they're humans in everything but ears at the top of their head, tails, and more physical strength to the cost of intelligence
>>548538601Her homework. It would be embarrassing if my trainee fell behind on her studies.
How come there aren't any uma trainers?
>>548538751You're getting the front page for the next issue
>>548538806Stop posting or get a trip, fag
>>548538601We're working on speed.
>>548538723They're probably extra warm.
>>548538932Umas cant think for other umas. They would train others to exhaustion or worse
>>548538723The only real difference between hors and human is that the former has their clit on the inside. Which is a vastly superior design when you think about it
>>548510336forget uma sanpo I want uma petting
>>548538723stallions typically last <10 seconds when mating.ponder this.
>>548538937HELL YEAH IM GONNA GET SO MANY STATS NOW LOOK /uma/->
>>548538601
I've finally got a 9* spark parent /uma/rate my grandparents
>>548538932they get married after graduation, the only uma trainer I know is Bryne and I don't know if she has the actual trainer degree
>>548539223I can see them
>>548539223How do you unlock this interview event?
>have ship>its goldNo downsides whatsoever
>>548535432Winning only about 1 in 5 practice rooms.
>>548538860max is terrible RNG, I think you need 5 hits to get her 50 short of the 5*, which you can then and probably should statue. I believe the average is 2 or 3 uma per 200.
>>548539341>pumpless>spurtless
>>548539220nyooooo
>>548539276
>>548538932Bro!? Your Berno?
>>548539223UNF Etsuko SEX GRAAAAAAAAH PAIZURI OOOOORAAAAAH
holy no-life pig
>>548539447>sprutlessDid you read vodka ult description
>>548539352Yeah it's fucking grimWill any of us even be able to string 3 wins together out of 5 races to get to the finals
>>548539334max out her friendship gauge (no one has ever done this)
>>548538176she's doing it again aiiieeeeee
>>548539227Shame about the pinks
>>548539223God I wish there was more porn of OtonashiIt exhausts my mind when I visualize myself non-existent doujins of her getting lovingly fucked by her co-worker (me)
>>548539653Realsies talkies, why is it so difficult? It's not even fucking worth the stats let alone chasing her for them.
I think we can all agree Spe-chan has cute and funny expressions.
>>548539784same but Fuku
>>548539887Wow, so true!
>>548539837It's easy enough if you do a lot of races. She has random events at the end of optional races that speeds her up a lot.Not much help in the current scenario though.
UHH HELLO? ITS THE 1ST?WHERE IS MY CLUB DRAMAWHERES MY WALL OF TEXTS OR GOOGLE DOCKEYS?
>>548539887I agree that Spe-chud SUCKS!
>A-rank 3 months in a rowHey we're pretty good for a B-rank club
>firm conditions hint from make debutTHIS IS THE RUN!
are highlander/descent any good for libra I know there's a couple hills but it's overall a small portion of the track
Going to drag my club to the next rank this month myself
>>548539223SSR Pal card fucking WHEN CYGAMES
>>548539939My daughter is not for lewds!
>>548533209How did you get two? Are these inheritable?
>>548538176>>548539698Dumb cow, correction is needed!
>>548540073>Lose make debut>Fall Runner hint from maiden raceShiraoki-sama works in mysterious ways
>>548539939I don't think she'd approve
>the apexabsolute garbage, nothingburger jobbers.>turf queensliterally unbeatable, stronger than zenith.what's the meaning of this, cygames?
>>548539698I think someone might have cursed me
>>548540041None, Mambo is doing fine?
>>548540052Hey now! We're at least B+!
>>548540041To be honest it's hard to believe there are 300+ anons here, but we have over 10 clubs that are full and nobody is leaving
>>548540425bad career seed it happens
I could've done three career runs since day reset but I'm currently posting itt...
>>548540041QUICK ACTIVATE THE MAMBO SLEEPER AGENTS
>>548540228nta but yes
>>548540425sorry for posting so much but this shit is so funny
>>548540041Umao and uma club imploded
we had jiggies bug what about jongs?
Damn
>>548540570I work from home and only leave my apartment to get food once every 2-3 days so I can always post here.
>>548534713Only the ones that pair trainer and uma.
>>548540731Gg go next
>>548540041Would it make you feel better if I posted the spreadsheet I use to keep track of the club’s fans? It takes me less than a minute to fill it out every few days so I end up using it a grand total of 6 minutes per month, but I can pretend to be really obsessed with every run and have some nites about wether or not someone is a “good person” or not if it will make you feel alive again.
190919783736Looking for a new B+ or A club.20-30M fans per month (I was really unmotivated this month, when my club slowly sunk to C+)Will be free to join tomorrow.
>>548540879I used to play tenhou with /a/ in 2007 thanks to Akagi. It was fun. Do people use mahjong soul for that now or what?
>>548540041We really peaked with CUMAutismNothing else has ever come close
>>5485404644chud isn't some sekrit club bro, it's literally one of the more popular websites. you also have to realize that like 90% of people are lurkers
>>548540916
>>548541061>Do people use mahjong soul for that nowyes
do you think oguri would let me put a baby in her
is my golshi bricked without uma stan?
Is early lead good for end runners like Rudolf?Wondering if I should add it into my parent line
Mambo is kill?
>>548541190holy brick
>>548541024Invite sent, if you don't get a better offer!>>548541061God those were good times. Moved to /jp/ for a good while too.
Hello? Cleat reset?
>>548540901Can you get me hired there? I really need a jerb.
what the fuck man i jsut got kicked from mambo
>>548541181Are you asking if she would eat a baby?
>>548541190Call me a shitter but uma stan blows. It activates out the gate, gets her to 2nd place, then she just immediately falls back to 7th.
>>548540041It's a shame that club drama has slowed down or doesn't occur anymore because it always was really funny.
>>548541293don't be greedy
>>548541190It's OVER. You're finished.
>>548541190depends. there are rooms where uma stan actively works against you if you surge too far forward too quickly
>>548541181WTF Oguri is Sexy!??
Do I NEED dober?
>>548541061I learned mahjong in 2010 and when I returned everyone was using mahjong soul instead of tenhou. A shame because chinkware is cringe.
go back /v/tumor faggot we don't like your kind here
>>548541509no but if you don't need her i'll take her
libra guide?
>>548541061same, I used to play tenhou on /a/ a lot too but nowadays it's all mahjong soulI even have the gintama characters
Which is better for McQueen?
I accidentally started a borrow run with one wrong card...
>>548541306I work in an extremely niche field for a company that can't afford another employee, sorry bwo.
>>548541753Buy something else
>>548541509I need Dober
Air groove...?
>>548541306If you're an engineer (of most kinds), most power grids are undergoing big expansion around the world, and those jobs have a lot of work from home time (2 or 3 days per week in some cases).
>>548532159You could always join /uma/'s premier A rank club, mambo
>>548541932
>>548541808It's okay, its only do or die for me right now. But really I get you it's always like that innit?
>>548542284Video starts being able to catch mare pussy and her arching her back in the snow then lying down as if she knows I'm watching and is begging for it.
>sacrifice okay training for a skill hint on wit>it's friendshipShould be illegal, fuck you cygames.
>>548542494We've got ourselves a regular Mr Hands here
>retard i'm following swaps out their 3* stam 2* turf groundwork tail held high playtime's over 3* ura seiun sky that is perfect for parent runs, all because they got a 9* power sparkHow do I cope knowing that every other spark I borrow will be an inferior version of this?
>>548542000Naisu. I love Gintama. Let's play soon this time hopefully it doesn't start right away and I miss it again
>>548542284blessed
I want to join an S club at the very least! No I will not do over 30 mil fans a week! Let me in!!!!
>>548541473YES
>>548538932there are
>>548542494>anon is being weird again
>>548542624Room ID?
>>548540879we played one jong game a few threads ago
Casual club HonseFun has a slot open!Stay warm this winter, join HonseFun.>Can I ignore umas for several days??NyoSanta will not come home if you doPlease be active, have fun, trade shoes :)
>>548542284Why do they leave those halters on all the time? Can't they just train them better so they can do without?
>>548537180sauce neigha?
How much self-promoting would be acceptable when searching for new clubs? 5times/day? 10? 2times/hour?
>>548542613>Mr Hands>marebwo...
>>548542686Why are japs so neurotic about underaged drinking. You don't need a long ass disclaimer or the characters commenting on it every time it happens.
>>548542731I know, I was in it
the danchous woke up
>>548541376BUT I WANT TO PULL FOR RICE NOW!
Slot open? More like slut open am I right
>>548542846once per thread
>>548541181Kitahara...
>>548542880Reminds me of this dumb meme about Germany.https://litter.catbox.moe/051guiqlmsaqjxwh.mp4its true btw
>>548543074wtf im hard now??
>>548542686The wait for the actual cake uma is too difficult
is this good enough for libra?
>>548542494moooooooods anon is being weird agaiiiiiin
>>548541061jesus you people are dinosaurs
>>548543203could use a bit more power but its aite
>>548543210Normal Tuesday
>>548543191she will kill millions
>>548543203Bwo your fucking NSMBut yes it's good
>>548543191/uma/ wouldn't be able to handle an actual hag uma with an active baby clock
>>548543234Electronic old men...
We used to talk about literal horse pussy more often.
>>548536891This Mare took on many stallions
>>548543021I wanted to finish my dailies before advertising
>>548543375
>>548543234We literally had Ojisans talking about IRC. What else do you want?
>>548542880is just a doujin culture unwritten etiquette
>>548541753Buy something elseBut if you insist Red Ace
>>548543234You know it baby
Club drama?
>>548543439What's wrong with IRC?
>>548540041everyone behaved this month gomenasorry
>>548543439IRC is still popular
>>548543583In the process of releasing the danchou files.
>>548542000I'm not an anything, sadly, even though I have the skills, knowledge, and practical years of programming and problem solving.
I turn 32 this month and I still haven't gotten a job this year
>>548543479owari
>>548543124>GermanyI can say it applies to many more places than only Germany (mostly to the east of it)ah, the memories of my friends getting caught drinking in the school toilet will never be forgotten
>>548543124it really isnt but alright mutt
umamusume is a game for 40 year old wageslave ojiisans
>>548542846As the other anon said, if you're first-rate, danchodes will flock to you
>>548543796Halt die Fresse Opfer. Ich bin mit genug Alkis in die Schule gegangen.Im Osten
>>548543752I haven't gotten a job in 10 years, I'm 31 kek
>bring mac and sweep>mac doesn't give cooldown >sweep doesn't give spurt Why is this allowed
>>548543336fuuuucki could've not bought highlander and homestretch haste for it...it's over, im never getting another good run like this
I see people posting these 3x stat capped 14k+ rating umas. I can't even manage to hit 13k rating. My scenario record is like 12.9k. Am I doing something fundamentally wrong in training? Is my deck shit? Am I just fucking retarded?Please help, my umas are dying.
>>548543124German hereHad a 17 year old doing and selling coke at campus and he brought a loaded revolver to class because because he feared other dealers want to kill himgod i hate muslims so much
>>548543748Depending on country, there's often ways to get into new professions, especially if you have skills like yours.Your options as a mature student are pretty varied, and they don't judge you by the same yardstick, so can be surprising to find out how easy it can be to change career. Again, depends on the country, but there's always options.Unless you want to stick with programming, in which case I have zero advice, sorry!
>>548543234i dunno what you expected here bwo. I've been posting here since 2006. I played Mechwarrior Online with moot. This is the veteran ojii-san thread...
>>548543904Am I first rate if I only do 3 careers per day? Not him btw
>>548544026>homestretch hasteanon..................
>>548544026man...
>>548543124I don't think it's very common, but it is truethe stupidest thing I've done as a teen was eat a whole bowl of cereal with black vodka instead of milk
>Not enough fans for Taishin's unique to level up because she flopped in Daaaaabeee and Kikuka ShoIts over...
>>548544087I wasn't believing your story until the third to last word
Umas only like young and energetic men. You fossils are done.
>>548542757Holy Soulful recruitment image! I thought adding Christmas hats was enough for ours but this is next-level beautiful. Great job
Uhhh bros? My cleat shop did not reset..?
>>548544081You need 4 speed cards on 0% growth or 3 speed with 2 of them being MLB non-welfare SSRs.
Can someone Larp as a Mambo member and create fake club drama. Maybe pretend to be a leech and call the fan grinders cucks for staying?
I'm still thinking about this race bwos...
what extra races should I do for Gold Ship Ace run so I have enough skill points?
all you dorks putting effort into your recruitment posts make me smile btw
>>548544239Isn't unique leveling like an extremely marginal benefit?
>>548543532It's not just a doujin thing
>>548544081Your deck is fucking retarded
>>548544478cute boy!
>>548544418the race you should do is whatever races are on the turn when you have shit trainings
>>548544438It depends on the unique in question
>1st round of Unity Cup>Tamamo Cross & Oguri Cap on top choice...Its not fair.
>>548544392cant you guys stop bullying my club and switch to idk almondlove pls
>>548544392I heard dancho is quitting
>>548544418the first takarazuka kinen
>>548544363>4 speed cards on 0% growthyour Oguri smile, bwo?
>>548544392I heard danchou wants to rename the club to Matikanetannhauser!
>>548544393>Admire Terra threw her jockey at the start of the race>still managed to pace herself and win by a head>another jockey got sprayed with horse shit mid race>post race collisionIt was beautifully chaotic
>>548544094US. Yeah I agree. My issue is that I haven't had a job for years and been a student for even longer, and that was before I became a seasoned hacker programmer; so thats a bit of a problem, as an understatement. Thanks for the advice and chat though!
>>548544685nta but I can only cap speed on 0% umas with 4 SPD cards
>>548544393First time watching a real Uma race?
>>548544620What happened to AlmondLove? All I know about them is that their Danchou has an OF
i want to win future cms but i dont like christmas oguri...
>>548544502media etiquette call it whatever you want, also I think there are laws against representing "minors" drunk in japan
>>548543234umamusume is ojisan game
>>548544823No I've watched a few since I started uma but this one has stuck with me the most
>>548544852do you like mihoyo bourbon? you can pull for her instead
>>548544685Nah, I am not the ghost of Gaslight Dancer. Unless you're mega high rolling you need 4 speed cards.
>>548544804that is too much speed, that deck is more than enough to cap speedmaybe, I don't have the Taishin card, but I can guarantee that with Windy or Halo that caps speed even on +0%
Danchouposting is my favorite part if the beginning of the month
>>548542686>minors>20lol
>>548542452THIS BUT FUKUUUUUUUUUU
>>548543583All drama clubs died already.
>>548544823I've watched a lot of older races but this one was something else. G1 races usually aren't this unhinged and there wasn't even any of GolShi's offspring.
Have you guys seen the cryptid photo of baby special week? Warning: not for the faint of heart.
bros i think i'm wasting my talents (3 careers a day minimum) on my B+ club....
>>548544782As one of the aforementioned oldies in the thread, I went through a similar thing. Spent ages in uni, got out as a hikki, eventually dragged myself back and am now able to funnel decently large amounts of money to Japan each month.I assume in America things work largely state-by-state (as the federal govt doesn't seem to give a fuck about any of ye), but might be worth looking into what options are available.Regardless of what you do, good luck! It's a shit spot to be in, but you have skills and capabilities, obviously, so hopefully things click!
>>548545251SpeFREAK
I don't wanna join a /uma/ club because I'm unironically scared by the hackers known as 4chan, I prefer to stay undoxxed
>>548544852Don't worry bro, we're getting HOLIDAYS Oguri!
>>548544392No one is flatlining now. The 'drama' is justified because there were flatlines and danchode did nothing until he did
Here is your mambo drama.
>>548545115All the danchous are so fucking cute... I hope they get baited into posting more often
I will make a jogger roomWhat are the standard settings? do I just leave everything as is?
>>548544746Why would he do that?The club is dedicated to El Condor Pasa's p
>>548543752I haven't worked since 2020 too because I'm living off my grandpa's trust fund. Thanks a lot gramps
>>548544870There is a law or regulation, I forget which, the depiction of minors drinking or smoking.Tbf that's not just Japan, lots of countries do that. Only Disney animated films got away with it as a way of showing what drinking does to you, like in Pinocchio >What do I look like, a jackass?
>>548544953i probably will but from current cm experience fronts seems kinda shit in medium/longs+ i'll be at a pretty big disadvantage vs cm metakeks who did get c.oguri
>>548545529>>548543752I make $18k a year in welfare
>>548545363anon please... just resist the incredible temptation to share your name and address with anonymous old men online and nothing will happen.
>>548544991I've used this exact deck to cap speed with Eishin, Biwa, and King Haloeven the runs I didn't cap I reached 1100it's not just highrolling, it's managing energy, with too many speed cards you diminish your energy up rates
No matter how much I play, I still baffled by the game rigging sometimes.Tenno Sho Spring, left is won against the right.
>>548544931I think I understand what you feel. It was quite an eventful race, Kawada got thrown off (again), Terra managed to run the whole course without direction and finished first, Calangadan won after 20 years of no gaijin ever winning JP Cup, the lovey dovey hand touch at the end. Yeah it was a memorable race, peak entertainment.We still have Hanshin Juvenile Fillies and Arima Kinen coming up this month, but I doubt they will be as entertaining.
>>548545681Old anonymous men are too sexy how can you blame anon, anon??
>>548545115I will never join a club after I saw that one autistic danchou posting a spreadsheet with everyone's hours on it. I already have a job thank you very much
>>548545363Just join a club with a non-insane danchou and you’ll be fine.
>>548545806Just join a casual one.
>>548545251incel yearbook photo...
>>548545681can you not find my steam account from my uma account? I somehow doubt it.
Play Majongers
>>548544779>another jockey got sprayed with horse shit mid raceI watched the replay a few times and haven't seen that. It's not like I *want* to see it but... any clips?
I give up. After nearly 40 fucking runs I finally got a long spark and it was on a dogshit run where everything that could go wrong went wrong. Multiple sub 5% failures (including 2 in the URA finals, both being the ONLY TIMES I got triple rainbows), MULTIPLE (8) 30 energy rests, nonstop mood downs, 3 speed cards that are never on speed especially in senior year. Got mega fucked on both URA failures too with the multi-mood down straight to bad and multiple stats debuff.It's so tiring. Can't remember the last time I ever got this angry.
>>548545806I just mean the memeposting aspect of it
>>548545806Dude, not every danchou keeps a spreadsheet of their club. If anything, the worst danchou you can get is someone who likes to rp as the uma they use as an avatar. That danchou will remain anonymous for now.
>>548544779>another jockey got sprayed with horse shit mid racehesitant end closers...
>>548546181>danchou who likes to rp as the uma they use as an avatarWHERE
>>548545801what the fuck is that NTR or her mother? does she get married in her career
>>548544779I mean it's a lot easier to win when the jockey isn't weighing you down
>>548546030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-lRSkKlZfw
>>548545363As long as you're not an attention whore or being a nuisance literally no anons would bat an eye on you. Even outside uma the same goes on any 4chan community of any hobby
>>548544779I need a compliation of everything
>>548546271>does she get married in her careeryeah, to me
>>548545529Grandpa didn't trust you to get a job?
>>548544779>sprayed with horse shitthis happens? please no
>>548546181wtf, I want to have d*scord sex with danchou now
>>548546181haha does he like to RP as super creek
>>548546063If you aren't botting then parent farms aren't worth your sanity.
>>548546357>Trick (Rear)
>>548546256Random club I joined at the beginning. The only thing I'm going to tell you is that he was very enthusiastic.
>>548546416It was an ace run.
>>548545986sir this is a horse general, tile-based gambling is expressly forbidden here
>>548546271>Is that NTR Yes>Does she get marriedYes, to me
>>548545924not that anon but a few months ago i joined a casual D+ club and now it's somehow an A club purely from having 30 active casuals and i really really hope the danchou doesnt start getting tryhard
>>548546451lucky you
>>548546409Is Fuku (Shiraoki) a good wing woman
It's over, i don't care if she's a staminalet and that she has meh skills, i'm using her in Libra, i lost too much time and energy because of atrocious RNG
>>548546409
>>548545251Prancing pony hors
>>548545806>>548546181>have to use a spreadsheet for the club>the C*MA guy made not only the ugliest most inefficient and autistic sheet but traumatized anons to the point of making it taboo>think my sheet is cool and pretty and has interesting formulas> is used a few minutes per month at most>can never share it with /uma/ because of the shitstorm it would causeI will never forgive that idiot
>>548546587With her unique, I don't think she's in any danger.Props on picking a more interesting option.
is doto just coded to flop the valentines and fan fest goals in unity cup?no one is gonna run extra races except for hopeless and if you win that you are pretty much settled for her 15k fan goaland holy shit the tenno sho autumn + japan cup + arima gauntlet i can't click my lvl5 facilities
>>548546330sex with boy>>548546409sex with this artist (female)
>>548545529I recently had an anime-tier grandpa story happen to me so I don't need to work if I don't want to, but I think my soul would die if I didn't do anything.
>>548546604
Are there no flatliners left at /uma/ clubs? Where is the drama? Where are the people begging for leeches to be kicked?
>>548546661>think my sheet is cool and prettyPost your favorite uma, nerd.
>>548546587deck?
>>548546283I don't see shit
>>548546661I know you never will because now it would get shitposted but I wish you were able to. I find it FUN
>>548546824make ur own
choose your character
>>548546661what is the spreadsheet for? Comparing different months? I thought chronogenesis was enough
>>548546256
>>548546504Your compatibility bwo
>>548546912Orange wife
>>548546810
>>548546824It's the golden era of /uma/ the monkeys paw is there is no drama to make fun of in exchange
>>548546773nigger all you have to do is win japan cup or arima in the classic year and that covers your fans for both events
>>548546912Why is Winning Wife so jaggy here?
>>548546824There's a flatline and other 3 people who didn't meet the 30m quota on mine, but danchou is yet to say something about it. I do expect the flatliner and 2 of the leeches to get kicked though
>>548546661There was literally nothing wrong with the spreadhseet itself. It's functionally no different from the graph on chronogenesis. The issue was that he kicked people before telling anyone about it. And the most retarded thing about it was that since Cum dancho made his club late in the month, no one would get the rewards anyway, so it was completely pointless.
>>548546895Creating an /uma/ club expressly for creating drama is a bold but unique move, it might be just what the scene needs
>>548546863Kitasan MLBSSR Vodka 1LBSSR power Rice 2LBSR Eishin MLBSR Sweep MLBBorrow SSR Riko MLBsorry too tired to open the game and do a screenshot
>>548546824All the flatliners are recorded and blacklisted from joining /uma/ clubs, it's a perfect world now
Hello dacchis, can someone invite me? I can join today already!411466415817
>>548547042easy machitan win
>>548547063but that is an extra race...
>>548546824Mambo players that actually play the game decided to stay in the server and slowly learn more about the Danchou until they can find out who she is in real life and kill her. There isn't gonna be any Mambo drama for a while.
>enter game>run bot 3 times>meet quota>keep sanity in check
>>548543234>started browsing 4chan in 2007>people that were born then can already post hereget outta the way young whippersnappers ojiisans like run this site
>>548547469i can get behind this arc what do we call it
>fallen asleep before the club resetToo late to join clubs...
if rice shower denies me swinging maestro one more time im gonna rape that pouty little whore
>>548547379an extra race you can do if your turn is shit, and no, single rainbow kitasan is not a good turn, so take the race if that turn is late nov or decdon't train Doto if you're not ready to make sacrifices
>>548547659dont worry nobody's recruiting anyway
>>548547659Depends. Casual clubs still have room.
Little cock got meek'd
>>548547546>in 2007forever old yet forever a newfagbetter than being cancer or a tourist, though
Danchous keep tabs on everyone. I, as the #1 fan earner of my club, only keep tabs on 2nd and 3rd place because I like being at the top.
>>548547659you deserve nothing avatarfaggot cancer, sweep is trash
>>548547379Nta, but stop being afraid to race. It's not that bad, a couple extra won't hurt.
>>548547469Spoiler, they're actually her bf. Yes, all of them, Danchou is a slut
>>548547903You are trash! DIE!
Safe for the week? Never got this high before, updating TT umas is really worth it
>>548547810I get happy when Meek still shows up.
Air Shakur is cute, there I said it.
>>548547296>Still in a clubUhh
>>548547903you're based, live
>>548546916It’s just fancount but better than chrono, from a time when chronogenesis didn’t exist. You can’t trust doxogenesis and if you want the proof add up any day’s total and compare it to the supposed total for your club that day.Every dancho in a high rank club had to do it by hand on a notepad or use a spreadsheet before chrono but now most will have it stashed away out of laziness>>548547186While this is 100% true it would be naive to expect /uma/ to know that subtle difference if I, for example, wanted to share it with another dan of an A+ club or higher that wanted an easy way to keep track. It’s all black and white on the basket weaving forum and anons like you are not the norm
>>548548065bwo not even air shakur thinks this
>riko before make debutExcuse me?Why the fuck can't you do this on my ace runs instead of waiting until senior year?
>>548548065I think this
>>548547296Join my club
Danchou raped me, there I said it.
>>548547042>that artistless mambomore oisu, brian and luna
>>548547840it's funny cause at the time I googled hentai and /h/ was one of the top resultsI liked forums but fucking hated how ego/personality driven it was so finding an anonymous image board was actually quite appealing and just stuck with it
so what skill do i want for the cup
I raped danchou in self defense
>>548546063I feel your pain, I had that happen before and I even make sure to farm my own parents to get around 150 affinity with lots of pink sparks. If you aren't farming your own parents, you can try to do that, especially if you already have one or two decent 2-3*/3* legacies that you can use as grandparents, I personally use borrows for parent runs too, getting really good grandparents on half-decent parents.Other than that, this is just how luck rolls sometimes, if you keep playing it will eventually somewhat even out.
I watched danchou and anon raping each other
>>548548315It's a cup so hydrate is mandatory.
>>548547469What's the end goal
>carats won't reach 100k by the time it reaches kitasannyoo... I want to screencap and gloat before I burn it all
is passing pro decent? for libra i mean
>>548544393>>548544779It was kino
jonggers?https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84014
danchou said we need to send him pictures of us in uma musume cosplay to stay in the club
>>548548306Now post by post forums are mostly extinct and people now are just ego/personality driven on Discord insteadI hate it!
I started drinking coffee to be more like my favorite uma musume, manhattan cafe.I still can't really tell the difference between a good cup of coffee and a bad one but I've come to enjoy it anyways.
Am I having a skill issue if I can't reach 1200 speed with 3 speed cards?
>>548548598Who is that uma facing away from the pov? I don't recognize her.
>>548548691you need 4 on 0% growth uma like spechud
>>548548598>IP grabber
>>548548529
>>548548691yes.
>>548548691spechud is a fat nigger so you need 4 speed
>>548548065CuteHandsomeHot
>>548548691try playing unity cup
I still think about this post alot. Am i weird?
>>548548691no you just need good RNG, also do something for that low stamina
>>548548525you'll never pass.
>>548548828nakadashi festa
>>548548529>>548548883uality memes
>>548548691It's easier with 4 but idk i struggle on unity too bwo
>>548548691You'd need your own kitasan and borrow a Biko to make 3 speed card on a 0 growth uma work
nobody cares
>>548549025Festa is the one in the back with the beanie
>gotten like four ace runs where long pinks trigger thricewe should get extra stats whenever a pink triggers at S
I just love playing the ponies any club with a cool name I'm down for.
>>548548941homo much?
>>548549131
>>548549134stop hoarding all the pinks you monster
>>548549036I got an LB1 Kita, was waiting for her rerun banner to actually use mine unless it can work with just LB1 and Biko.
can i hit like 1.1k stam with riko and creek alone? im bringing 4 speed cards for her fatassim running doto as pace (ouch)im already inheriting power sparks but should i double down and inherit stam as well?
>>548549134should turn into a different random pink, imagine
>>548548598MAHJAN
>>548548941>drunk Nature wearing a Teio cosplay rapes you and in tears she sings that dumb hachimi song
no one actually likes Helios or Palmer
>>548549135Depending on the situation, >>548542898 ButtSweat is a kind of love secretion.
>>5485485981 spot left
what rainbow skills do i want for my top gun daughter
the unity cup makes no fucking sense i ran 4 out 5 cups with straight X's in all fields and won all the races then i run the last cup with double circles in all fields and i fucking lost all the racesman i fucking hate nips with their wierd ass gacha calculations
>>548549345niceu nature isn't sexy.
>>548549304I think you need stamina sparks for that but idk it also depends where you explode the flames
>>548548525You pass like a pro! lets fuck
>>548548598DANCHOU THEY'RE PLAYING MAHJONG AT 100 TP AIEEEE THE FANS
>>548549304Riko Creek can get you 1.1k stamina yes, but you will lose on speed or other stats
>>548548525It's fine. It basically always pops early race though so just be aware
>Do a few "who is going to run my daily races" tryouts>several pace chasers with 1200 speed 800 stam 900 power etc>Maruzensky with 1113 speed 500 stamina 800 power A Turf/Front/Mile etc included because I need 9 to race>11,000 Maruzensky slaps the shit out of 8 12,000 pace/lates/end>5 times in a rowI'm not sure WHY Maruzensky wins cleanly each time, but results are results.
>>548549440OISU
>>548548598mjgays leave my thread alone
How much longer do I have to wait?
>>548549345Teio Step...?
Grandpa Acute also feeling the festive spirit
where are the rooms next CM is just a week away
>>548548941>>548549345>>548549829This should be illegal STOP IT BONER
>>548549956CM is always just a week away
>>548549930
>>548550069I feel obligated to complain every time that uma acute doesnt have the hat
>>548548656Sorry I only have an azur lane cosplay... I guess I'm out of the club...
>>5485485981 more
>>548550034we must decelerate.
Forever Young has been crowned Horse of the Yearhttps://youtu.be/60iOmw96vZo
>my first 9* blue, 6 speed 3 power>it's fucking haru urara on a ace run with little whitesany use ever for this?
>>548535645A nightmarish jiggie.
>>548548941man Domestic Violence with umas is kinda a top tier niche
>>548550332>thinks 6 + 3 = 9*No
>>548550332tanks your affinity too hard to be useful
>>548550332yno.
>>548549956More people starting to realize pvp is kinda boring and shallow in this game, no skill expression, etc.Soon it'll be paypiggies with sunken cost or casuals throwing their tt/autoselect teams to get free carats.
>>548550286isn't that just a commemorative video?
>>548550367Pinks. Everywhere.
>>548549930>new condition!>Jolly!
>>548550416is there no uma, now or in the future, that has a little affinity with haru?
is groundwork that important on a lucky pace chaser when there's no front?
>>548550286I don't want to perish like a fading horse
jong and jiggies should be BANNED
So the big centers for horseracing is United States, Saudia Arabia/UAE, and Japan? Do those location have their own academies?
>>548550762My TP capped at 100 during that jiggie...
>>548550825French league is huge
>>548550678it's very important if you intend to contest another pacer that's gambling for a promotion. the game decides which unit gets promoted based on which unit is the furthest ahead at a given point, seconds after start. your choices are to build a specific promotion gambler with early accels or simply ignore the possibility of fighting for promotion and build the pacer generically.
>>548550573Of course this is not the actual ceremony, but it has been decided it will be Forever Young
>>548550825bro France?
>>548550825>Arab umas are running with a jihab on at all times>Need 800 stamina 3 golds for a sprint>Meanwhile American umas are powermaxing and pushing each other mid race
>>548550925>>548550974Okay, so USA, France, Saudi Arabia/UAE, and Japan. Do those have their own academies or are they more privatized with their horse training?Also, do they each have their own specialty?USA is obviously dirt focused.Japan seems to prefer Turf.Does Saudi/UAE do Sand?
>>548550974Monsieur, I would like to putain these here chevaux.
>>548551180>Does Saudi/UAE do Sand?yes, and their umas are actually camels.
>>548550672Maybe some day. Pic related is from the Japanese server.Right now in global, King Halo is the highest with 13.
>>548550825for europe its UK + Ireland + France
>>548551180america is the odd one out for preferring dirt. every other major racing nation in the world prefers turf.
>>548551231monsieur i would like mine put in her cervix
>>548550286kwab du nord bros...
Imagine how smelly homegrown french umas are...
french Teio is much better than japanese Teio
>>548547659I'm sure clubs will be looking as people will leave, get kicked after a day
Going to be one of those days
same time next week?
what am i supposed to do if i already got my libra aces ready
>>548550825>>548551323>>548551180Also, Australia (sprints) and Hong Kong (basically no breeding, a lot of horses are geldings) are big in racing
>>548551331Imagine Haru Urara in AmericaDirt tracks as far as the eye can seeBig strong American horsesTaiki Shuttle introducing Haru as a smol happy beanCookouts under the starry night sky
>>548551168The Umamusume world is a perfect utopiaMudslimes never existed and islam niggers are not realAll the Arabic Umas are free to do as they please like the other Umas, they're the protagonist of this story
>>548532291Not Turf Queefs but fucking Dazzlin' Smiles have ruined two of my borrowed races today.
>>548551602you can finally play the game.
>>548551331Actually the rest of the world is retarded for preferring metric and turf. Miles and dirt, not meters and turf. Mayano Top Gun is NOT /our/ uma. Dog bless.
>>548550974Rigantona is so unbelievably sex.
>>548551673
>>548548598>>548550238
>>548551847>oguri fat is a pacer>gold shitty is a late>"since i was running behind you"retard writing room.
>>548551674trvth nvke
>>548552046>retard can't understand that game and manga/anime lore is differentthere is no front runner irl either, in case you werent aware
>>548551249That would actually be really unfair as canels are a good deal faster than horses
>>548552127THERE'S NO FRONT RUNNER!?
>>548552046The plot of the episode is literally about Oguri wanted to pace since she always run as a late surger anon.
>>548552221no nige(r)s
so is spechud's inherit better in her normal version, or the whore version?
I dont want to make long aces anymoreAny Scorpio spreadsheets?
>>548550286Forever Young is going to be the most glazed Uma in the game.
>>548552136Kitasan Thicc
>this is bad writing>this is le great writing acktually>nyo this is objectively badMEDIA ILLITERATE, the both of you
is tantalizing trick that bad this CM? all umas seem to have around 400 wit, that seems easy to get rushed
cum
>>548552481no uma has it
>>548552437Didnt win Kentucky Derby, failed its goal
>>548552576I'd like my peepee between thsoe sacks of fat
>>548552597
Is early start bad for ends? Never see it recommended.
https://youtu.be/hHR4AcwagHo
Who's a good unique inherite for Goldship in this long CM? I am planning on making Goldship, brian and mayano aces.
fucking hell there's like barely any cm rooms at allis it over?
>>548552481>One uma gets rushed>Best case scenario, skill activates and kills a singular enemy uma>Worst case it counts friendlies, one of your own gets rushed and the skill backfires
>>548552704Fuji paizuri better
>>548552127>there is no front runner irl eitherlol
>>548552854try making one
>548552871debuffs dont target your other umas what the fuck are you on, go to a call center
>>548553034yes it does retard, why do you think no one uses debuffers
>>548552568Ugh, me to >>548552576
>548553034>hasn't seen frenzied strategy misfiring on his own rushed umasfirst time making debuffers that aren't some nice nature with 2 golds?
>>548549134Your uma should let you at her pink whenever that happens.
Bwos does vampire lice need a second gold recovery, or does her unique actually steal enough stamina?
FUCK YOU I HAD SUCH A GOOD HAND
>>548552121what happened is that pic?
>>548552576that's an awkward way to carry that giant bean bag.
>>548553034nta I've noticed from my CM5 hybrids that they activate hesitant pace chasers when the only pace chaser in the match was my own pace chaser, and an accompanied velo down debuff effect on my pace chaser is applied.
you guy""s"" suck ass at gaslighting, this is sad and funny
>check daiwa's secret event>just win 50 G1 races during unity browtf is this shit
>>548553676I'm awesome at gaslighting. Surely you must be mistaken?
>>548552848Bros.... help...
Isn't Forever Young still active? Why are they introducing her Uma next year? Weren't they trying to avoid making uma of horses with active careers?
>>548553676Check your inbox. Gygenerous!
>>548552848>>548553820the gaslight answer is Brian ult. the real answer is none because you need all your SP reserved for regular skills
>>548553034rushed debuffs work on your own umas, retardstamina, dominator debuffs do not
>>548553801It's called being #1 at everything. You wouldn't understand.
>>548553376Unless it was Yakuman it wasn't better than my hand earlier!
>>548553909holy shit my retention carats
>>548552848rudolf is alright
>>548553352heals about as much a gold, yeah
Cleat shop reset when???
>>548554110My Rudolph has a very shiny nose.Some would even say it glows
>>548554213in 2 hours, little bro
>>548553814after some reconsidering yeah i think you are right, i will take this advice in mind and build my umas from now on with these tips, thanks!
>>548553878Because the boss owns the horse so he can do whatever he wants.
>>548553878It's their horse, they can do whatever the fuck they want
>>548554339even have sex with it?
>>548552848None of them, get Highlander - it's objectively superior to Pump Some Iron
>>548553878They will retire the horse when the uma releases.
>>548552854I just practice against my own umas
keklook at this little shit
>>548553878Ebayan's turning 5 years old next year on anniversary (Feb 24). He'll probably retire by the end of next year and then be playable after that
I honestly think whale decks i.e., multiple SSR's is actually a meme. Sure you can get 1200/1200/1200/600/600 but it's much more likely you get cucked out of Maestro or any other essential chain event skill
>>548554437NO
>>548554579never forget
>still no long aceaaaaa
>>548554097It was maybe a sanankou
FOREVER YOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNGGGGGWE'RE BORN TO RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
>>548552848Brian,Ryan, and maybe Rudolph I guess. Answering because of the blessed image. For what it’s worth if I could press a button that would instantly kill everyone in this thread in exchange for just five minutes of this, I’d immediately fucking smash it so hard it would break on impact
>>548554685yeah... we don't need the ssrs...
Uhmm backliner bros?
>Trainer, don’t go having fun behind my back, okay? like racing with other umamusume or anythingneedy Top Road is cute
>>548554698Then it was the same exact situation for me, yakuman chance, hah, >>548552016 ggggg
>>548554685If you have 1200 stam and 600 guts you don't need Maestro in the first place, so it's kind of a moot point, it's also not that likely that you get cucked out of it in the first place between all event chains have the same chance of going through, so as long as most of them finish you're still more likely than not to get Maestro
>>548554890christ, her fucking face is so stupid
>>548554890did you proc No Stopping Me on anyone?
>CM on 8th>next CM on 28thwhat the actual fuck??? i wont be able to celebrate christmas??
>>548554890is this pace teio with A&S?
anyone still looking to join an A+ club?
>>548554785Rudolf*
we hate teio here
>>548552016
>>548555035Maybe...
Every day til you like it
>>548552848Just get an high affinity parent with straighaway spurt. you really only need no stopping me, spurt and uma stan and/or long/encloser corners/straights
Long CMs are the real paypig CMs
>>548554908No really, don't push it.
i had 600 spd/stam and long s by classic septemberwhat a fucking jobber of a senior year q_q
>>548555009Looks like a lucky pace anime Teio with A&S
>>548555128Dancho, this one hereI don't care about fans, we need more Teioposters
>>548555026
>>548555009yeah both maya and goldshi>>548555026yes
>>548555286no I mean did your Teio proc NSM
>>548535556forgot to put panties
>>548555414she was on the lead the whole race, what?
>>548555138>tfw she will never step on me while making this faceWhy even live desu
>>548555249but she's still cute
>>548540041danchous are still rationalizing what has been happening todaydont let the nothing ever happens posters fool youwe have seen a mass exodus today like never before, anons are reaching the limits of their patience with the daily grind
>>548555414no she ran first the entire race
>>548555553can you show teios build
>>548555489>>548555553I knew it. NSM is another gaslight skill
I'm so fucking horny to do a career, danchou!
>>548553934>>548554110>>548554483>>548554785>>548555207Alright bros, I am just going to use the parent with the best combination of long pino/spurt/highlander then. Any particular cards/deck combo that is good for Goldship in unity training?
>>548555601it was three speed two power
>>548555628too*Good. Stay horny.
>>5485528941. I never doubted that2. All I said that I'd like to try hers for a change, not only Fuji
>>548554890this semen demon known as Teio...
supports with no starting bond fucking SUCK
>>548555282I earn 40-60m fans a month.
>>548555946Yeah, isn't that right, MAYANO TOP GUN?!?
>>548555837deck?
...
what are people running in CM rooms?oguri, gold ship and taishin?
>>548555837which power cards? no stam cards needed just riko?
>>548555783deck will depend on your inherits if you're inheriting a lot of stam 3 speed rice/amazon (or your best power card with stam bonus) if inheriting power 3 speed riko creek best stam card is a good starter you can try 4 speed and drop a stam or power but you basically need creek/rice for the gold recovery
>>548555946Just get charming bwo
>>548556030he said 3 speed 2 power, why are you so insistent on seeing it? So you can post pig memes?
If you use gold ship and don't win this CM you might as well erase your account you soulless hack.
>>548556005>I earn 40-60m fans a month>earns 41M fans a month max
>>548556117Are you 12?
>>548556041I'm running Mejiro McQueen, Mayano Top Gun and Super Creek but I'm just A rank. It's going to be me vs Team Zenith every round and we haven't been unity training
I earn 30M-1B fans/month.Any SSS+ clubs recruiting?
>random updoot gives me sprint straights>daiwa is F sprintwhat the fuck did cyjews mean by this?
>>548556147You got me.
I already have MLB Kita. When is the next support card banner I'd be pulling on?
>>548552980Old man Flash...
Teio's sexy legs
>>548556030biko's kinda shit at 2lb halo is probably better>>548556061yes just bring power cards with stam bonus
>google doc says cafe is "Goldship but better"huh?
I earn 1-1000 fans a month. Any ZZZ--- clubs recruiting?
>>548556356She looks like a child, stop it.
>>548556381She just is
>>548556005drop your id and a pic of your teio cosplay holding the skirt up
>>548556381>oguri_fat_smirk_5.jpg
>>548556381yes, don't forget to pull for her
hunyaka happyhunyaka luckysankyou shiraoki
>>548556381the doc author also insists on skipping kitasan banner do not believe xer gaslights
>>548556041I see consistently gold ship, mayano, daiwa and taishin, then sometimes a piggy joins with whatever uma they want but even pigged up umas lose to the ones above or you see a cope guts tachyon that never wins
>>548556381true(lie)
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Falcotachi no kachi!
>>548556381society has progressed past the need for the google docit was always shit
>>548556834based
>>548556381gold ship will still win
>"people are le giving up on CM!">"this means i have le chance!">no one gives up on CM in the end
Does the acupuncture event exist in unity cup? I havent seen it post update.
>>548556381>tick tock redditship
I love Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking love her.
anyone buying that 3 foot teio figure?
>>548556381She isSexier too
ALL OF MY SPIRIT BURSTS GAVE ME MEDIUM TRACKS SKILLS
>>548556975I've seen it once and I usually do like 3 careers a day
>Goldship, more like oldski-*enters your CM victory concert*
>>548555227Why? Everyone has a Golshi
My Brian or Cafe will win CM, I'm sure.
>>548556381The clock is ticking redditship.
>>548556691
>>548557165I will not be watching the CM concert. Enjoy your "oshi" singing in it, you filthy meta slaves.
>>548557228My TT brian from 2 months ago will pig a win in the finals.
>>548557072teio has three feet????
>>548556381
>tfw pulled halloween super creek from singles>go potential 5>pulled halloween rice shower from singles Crap, guess I'll have to parent run a bunch of times.
>>548556041My Favorites. I'm gonna do Front Top Gun. Late Grass Wonder and either Condor or Debuff nature for the Christmas theme.Maybe swap out Grass Wonder for a Pace Taiki if I get lucky with a run.I'd run Golshi, but I don't have any end closer horses or cards. Feels like a lost cause to try to force it.
>>548556041Yeppers. Those 3 are the most common.
What the fuckDon't
>>548556381The gaslight doc said you needed 1200 stamina + 4 golds fo Leo otherwise your uma will literally explode in the starting gate why would you believe anything it says
>>548556489Post your Almond Eye cosplay first.
>>548557621Punished haru
>Yayoi Akikawa>Umapyoi>Umapyoi Akikawa>>548557390
>>548557072I'm waiting to find a good priced ALTER teio
>>548556381>better than the uma that autowon taurus gemini and leo (soon libra) and was very much playable in the Mile cms tooI'm sure she is
>>548554685It's not, I run 2 SR and Riko and get cucked out of maestro just as often (if not more often) than when I ran 6 SSRs.
>>548556970Giving up just means they throw in a TT uma that hits stats anyway. Lost track of how many Virgo plats were TT umas
>>548557621The red menace is spreading...
>>548557621we must BAKUSHIIIIN the means of production
Ok I just realized a retarded mistake. The reason I'm not reaching stam req is because my hishi is at 3lb. The stam bonus doesnt unlock till mlb. Fuck me.
>>548557006I seriously love fucking her
>double circle against zenith>somehow lost 3 matches????????
>>548557892
>>548552127>Silent Susie isn't real Nyo .....
>>548558039eck your team's stats. missing stam probably
>>548558039rng game
>>548557621The Uma uprising has begun and this is your leader
>refdoc shills an uma as super dominant that is just a 70-30 gambler for multiple distancesi am noooooticing about the refdoc now too bros...
>>548558164I'm on S A S A A and even then my own carry with 1200 speed 1000 stamina lost to bitter
>>548557942Me during Gemini only to finally pull another copy after it ended
>>548558147
I WANT XOGURI ALREADY I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER
>>548558251Wait, she just has a fucking claymore?That's rad
>>548558039First time?
>>548558363you mean hanukkah oguri.
This is doable, just need to do 30 runs until I get long S and 300 more wit
I WANT THE KITASAN RERUN ALREADY I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER
>>548558251This donkey was cute in the event
>>548558305>BRO KITASAN IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST PULL>3 months later: ye she is actually a brick if you arent a whaletook you a while to notice
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO USE CLOCKS IN UNITY CUP RACES. WHY WAS THIS NOT INCLUDED WITH ALL THE OTHER THINGS.
>>548557621>>548557930>>548558251Let's hear what Taiki has to say about this revolution.
>>548558421Wrong colors for that, at best she's Kwanzaa Oguri
isn't normal oguri forever useless after xoguri comes out? Why did they make me use the 3* selector on her again?
>>548556489>>548557639Not teio but, if I can do that, what clubs would accept me?
>>548558368Anon...
>>548558568still one of the strongest unique inherits on JP
>>548558251>small target>can effortlessly handle large weapons that even grown men would struggle to use
>>548558607Yeah, just noticed the tartan
>>548558568Her unique is still retardedly good and has way less conditions to trigger it than X's
>>548558568no one made you do anything
>>548557621Urara believes in her trainer so much she wouldn't second guess>Looks like we have to kill this one,Urara>Oh...that sounds bad but okay!
>>548533439Sex with Mejiro Ardan
>>548558638parent or grandparent?
>>548558706It's a fun trope.
2 green skills (Stam,Pow) or 1 white skill (Uma Stan)? I literally cannot pick the white skill + a green by one (1) (uno) point
>>548558568>aieeee I only got 7 months of use out of this uma!>I can't believe I fell for the gaslight!
>>548558785You can't sire yourself
>>548558706Did you miss that umas aren't just faster but also stronger?
>>548558930uma stan
>>548558953I can if I go back in time!
>>548558363>kwanzaa oguribro she's getting nerfed just like smaru
is it a bad move? should I just do friendship on riko?
>>548558979???
>>548559128popping blue this early is never a bad move
>everyone shilled smaru as super dominant>1month of use then hotfix patched to mediocrisy>everyone starts shilling Christmas(Muslim) OguriOh boi, surely the devs won't also fast forward the evo skill balance patch aswell as THEY KNOW how oguri fucked the meta
>page 10Well, since this is the very last /uma/ thread, I'm going to take this moment to proclaim my undying love for Tokai Teio
>>548559016cygay, this is the story plot to put uma on the map!
>>548558706are you purposefully forgetting that Uma are basically superhuman in strength?
>>548558568Yodarha moment
>>548559371???
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another bread is made before it i'll keep them safe, gonna do it in 4 mins
another senior year without a single double rainbow on speed, bomb cygames hq
>>548559539
>>548559128wit explosions are ass BUT mayano is one of the few units where investing early into wit is viable. a single explosion doesn't mean anything though, you'd have to hope for and commit to a lot of wit clicks which can hamper your other trainings/stats.
>>548559539>>548549930
everyday the megabanner feels more and more like a scamimagine getting spooked by fucking jordan or rice
>>548559597damn brat... enticing the whole board...
>>548559335>people that released unpatched unity and soon MANT
>>548558979>>548559371That's what he said, retards.
mmhm maybe its just FOMO that i want to be included in an uma club and maybe i should just stick to my current A+ club rank when i could potentially not get to join any uma club in the end
>>548559650that's no more likely to happen on the mega banner than any other
>>548559597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgelu4nyQzQ
>>548559906>>548559906>>548559906
>>548559721Can't wait to play raw MANT.
>>548559721>>548559761bakumind
GIVE ME MY CLEAT SHOP RESET ALREADY I NEED MY 50TH SR AOI CARD
>>548559761Then he was using the implication arrows wrong
>>548559539This one >>548536713
>>548559790There's a bunch of casual ones to fall back on if you don't get an A/A+ /uma/ club. A month of B+ won't kill you, worst-case scenario.
>>548559998He wasn't. He was stating that she's both a small target and she can use those weapons. If he used it wrong in the second one, then are you also suggesting he was saying Zenno Rob Roy isn't a small target?
>>548559986
>>548560215>implying small target>implying she can effortlessly handle large weapons that even grown men would struggle to use
>>548559998holy fucking retard, you're lucky this thread is dying or i would continually call you a retard
>>548559335>pulling for umas for any reason other than your dick and/or heartunironically and irrevocably bricked
>>548560254It's a net gain really, 10 gold is worth more than 50 silver
>>548560565Okay then, who was he quoting?
>>548559335But she was still really good after that patch, she just wasn't the ONLY good thing now.
>>548560831holy fucking retard
>>548559884yo this sounds like ass
>>548560841>>548559335Pushing out the balance changes as qol wasn't in any ones cards. People were hoping for just like race planner and spark reoll, more borrows & bot
>>548560904It's because of newfags like you that the arrows are used as just a fucking highlighterGo back to >>>/r/eddit to keep reading your greentexts, nigger
>>548561128holy fucking retard
>>548561268>holy fucking retard>holy fucking retard>holy fucking retardYeah, that's what I thought
>>548561425holy fucking retard
>>548556318If you like Fronts, the Maruzensky SSR (Speed)Otherwise its just Tachyon SSR (Speed) and Light Hello (Pal card). Matikanefukukitaru Speed's a luxury pull that you CAN go for if you're a swiper but it's not a huge upgrade
>>548561517>only front I like is SMaru>can't run her with the card
>>548560831>>548560506He was quoting the facts of the situation. That she's a small target and can handle long girthy weapons despite her childlike frame.
