Why are we still here?New event:https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/555756515113304416>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>547936537
Hoodwink sucks and I hate Hoodwink and she has a big butt and her butt smells
>>548575583And she needs buffs
Muerta is a support.
>>548575583Let's not forget she's a tree hugger!
>>548576062And she'll let you bottle her essence, what a slut
Treant is so fucking bad man
what nyx does
Patch for Christmas
>>548576312What does bottled essence of Hoodwink smell like?
>>548578258Shove her back in the box and return to sender.
>>548578918She obviously sent it herself so she'd just stay there duh
doing my calibrations, last game was 3k something
>>548578918Rude
>>548579819Why are there fart lines coming out of every part of her body
>>548574930because the game is goodif you dont agree THEN FUCK OFF
when i was thinking about drow builds, i acutally thought that hotd could be an option instead of mom, like old school dota1 ehome.but then i thought "if pros arent doing it, it is probably not that good" and gave up ... silly mebut to be fair, i cant micro like them
doe ass
>>548585808fluffy
>>548587046That would break her back wtf
>>548587169Well she does has two, the real question is how long her torso is to pull it off, her tummy must be all the way down, actually the more I think about it the more retarded a picture it is, if she straighten out she'd be like 10 feet tall
enchantress frontussy
>>548587169You're inflexible anon do some stretches once in a while
>>548587952Literally what would be the attraction
>>548588749the front
>>548588749the frontussy
>>548588998>>548589637just fuck a real woman, they have it in the front apparently
>>548588749you can look her in the eyes when you impregnate her
>3-game loss streak>all because mid player is absolutely fucking eclipsed ultra hard by the enemy mid, completely fucking gaped with the most embarassing stomp possible, skill difference literally a newcomer vs TI champion.nicefuckingmatchmaking.
>>548591026Nah, always blame the enemy, they clearly pulled some kind of bullshit to win that lane.
>>548578347Keenfolk semen
>>548592015There were 0 ganks on mid lane.
Just played with a guy that had an unusual ward.Aren't there like three of those total in existence?
One account(same config) all hotkeys work perfectly, other account one particular hotkey doesn't work.KILL ALL VALVE EMPLOYEES
>>548594142for me its "1,2,3" number keys above qwerty stop working for no reason.
>>548592410Who said anything about ganks, that's pure fault of the mid enemy
>>548591026>blame midclassic, this is why people stopped playing mid. Mid won? who cares. Mid lost? We lost because of mid. Mid won but sidelanes lost? mid's fault.It's just crybabies.
>>548598670t. mid that lost
What if, it was impossible to gank a lane until that lane either won, or lost a tower? No outside influencers, so it's all down to skill issues, win or lose.
>>548598670t. got raped in mid lane
>>548599349>>548599884crybaby, win your lane lil bro
>>548600071why don't you? :)
>re-calibrating>win streak>good games, good teammates>10% left>one loss>two loss>three loss>all matches with mentally ill players>screaming into the mic>crying during pick phase>refusing to play their role>keep wondering why I bother with this sham of a game with it's crappy matchmaking system
>>548602881>win>get to higher mmr than his actual skill>losethis just proves the matchmaking works
>>548603278I'm still in my normal bracketI was hoping that the re-calibration would give me a promotion, especially since my games were going so well, but it's not. I'm on the last 5% now, just going to re-calibrate to where I was. Dota is just doing its thing where it decides it's time for you to lose by giving you a full clown car of teammates. I'm still playing as well as I was during the wins, I just can't carry the mentally ill. If you're a god gamer that can play around tilting teammates and win the game all on your own then good for you.
>>548589770gross whore. lina is way hotter!
good morning dotards
>>548574930>when your period is early
>THREE OF ME>spawns 4wtf did valve mean by this
>>548629653Still three, the last one counts as void (0) when you add them together.
>>548629653What does this hero do anyways
poor guy lol
>>548630328drink
a tithe to the impurities
Is topson viewbotting?
blackrock ghey hero list nobody has asked for:>kez the dei faggot>ringmaster the deadlock eunch>marci the trannycoded self insert>snapfire the dei failure>mars the disneyfaggot face>pangolier the start of blatant blackrock faggotry
>>548634904the better question is why do you care?
>>548634904Lol of course my nigga its the twitch meta if you arent are you really trying
>>548641154>conveniently forgetting the worst one
WINTER TERRAIN YTEA
>>548642839Muerta is pretty forgettable, yes
>>548641154>>548642839muerta kez and ring master are terrible.But mars and pango are pretty nice designs.
>>548642839hoodwink has a great design as well
Rolling for Durin later today but not taking a shit right now. I have 40 rolls and guarantee! I'm also like 20 pity in because I was scarily gambling.
>>548641154ringmaster is the only bad one kez is soulful marci is kinda soulfulsnapfire is super soulful mars is super soulfulpango is kinda mid
>>548644557>kez is soulfuldon't share your opinions ever again, the hero has the worst design in dota, it's just a combination of damage spells into damage spells.Meanwhile pango skills have synergy, interesting mechanics and allows for great plays.
Ringmaster is based get whipped niggers
You know MK is now treated as part of the normal roster when he doesn't get brought up during these convos
>>548645075which is dumb since mk was gamebreaking with his mechanics
7.00 was almost 10 years ago
>>5486456659/11 was 5 years ago
>>548645754>23 days ago was 5 years ago
>>548646034Your birth date was less than 18 years ago
>its another retarded support who places a mid ward in the most obvious spot unprompted and feeds the enemy mid 100xp and gold
>>548646236Cry about it
>>548644093>just windranger with bad looks
>>548645665and some still havent moved on
>>548647052the world was a better place 10 years ago
Dark Portrait is the single most broken fucking ability in the entire game, how the fuck is an illusion that takes 0 damage from spells and does 150 FUCKING % damage ever balanced
>doom has 4.5 base armoursince when?
>give my carry void a free game by crushing his lane for him>he's farming well and has all the items>we're winning our fights>wait...he just whiffed a chrono that would have only caught one>thats okay we can just get aegis and->oh he whiffed another chrono that was only for one...>and they teamwiped us without us catching anyone even though I got a full duration aghs static storm on their juggernaut...>how did we lose? >check his account, pic related>says he's divine 2 and he's playing in ancient 2 the mother fucker has bought an account and immediately lost 1000 mmr.I would kill myself if I was this pathetic. If I knew I was the fraud in every match I played I definitely wouldn't pick the 1 position. I'd probably pick 5 and only play like zeus or something retard proof.
>>548644945I love Kez, but it's really hard to when he's so bullshit I can vomit on my keyboard and pwn noobsHis aghs is retarded and should be nerfed and split into talents and a facetAnd his sword abilities should either lean heavier into being their own thing (E+R) or be more similar to the dagger abilities (Q+W)He seems like a severe case of a character designer writing tooltips
The guy who came in this thread a few weeks ago and kept challenging people to 1v1s was the funniest single thread schizo in a long while
I wonder how rampant scripts and cheats are. I play with/against guys and their plays either map reading wise of plain mechanical button pressing are way too good for my bracket
>>548647624not for me, try improving your life instead of dwelling in the past
veno is just too strong dotardsmost retards on the other team cant handle the early game venomancer damage and they just crumble
>>548652681If it speaks russian there is a 50% chance that it's also using scripts/cheats
>>548650440First combo is damage -> damage -> damage. That does X damage.Second combo is damage -> damage ->switch ->damage- switch ->damage.That does 1.25X DAMAGE!! OMG.Just look at a hero like invoker and see how pathetic Kez is.
>>548652681Played against a hoodwink that had insane map awareness that seemed borderline cheating
>>548654382It's so blatant people don't even care when russians script, smurf or grief.
Pipe is criminally underrated
>>548587046>>548587602Wanna fuck dat doessy so bad
>>548658487No shit
the witch doctor death ward split shot facet is absolutely wrecking my retarded teammates game after game. Pipe isnt enough to help these assholes learn not to be glued to each other so much
>>548652681Once I played Magnus with Blink and everytime Invoker showed on T2 to hit creeps (even the first time) he would Tornado me before I could Skewer, basically instantly, and maybe he was a careful player that had Tornado ready because he predicted I would do that but I dunno man.
>>548659781Maybe witch doctor shouldn't be such a faceroll fucking retard nigger hero
>>548659781>pipeit deals pure dmg nigger
>>548661384Cauterized that chocie
>>548661384what is the justification for this
>>548659991>maybe someone on earth besides me is smartthe dunning krueger is strong with this one
>>548646236As a mid playera as, i always buy both obs start of the game. Side lanes dont need wards before min 7 where enemy mid might rotate.
>>548661721Because otherwise he'd be even more useless, hard to imagine as it is
Saar we beg you for patch saar!
>nyx is in the game>literally can't go alone anywhere because this nigger hero does 5 billion damage lole xd
>>548641154Primal Beastbros we fucking won!
>>548663743memes aside primal beast is the most dota-like nudota hero i could imagine primal beast just being a kodo beast model but big in wc3 dota
>>548663153>stay as 5 and protect your cores while they farm>suddenly one fifth of the enemy team is useless and has no levels because he cant farm and does fuckall without pickoffsalso one casual hood and a raindrop will stop him from killing you unless you are at a huge level disadvantage
>>548659991Invoker players are so often scripters. A few times I played pugna against invoker and would one shot them with the ward, which means they have a script for the combos and they end up dead to the ward before they even realize
>>548641154>>548642839All of these heroes are cool (except maybe Mars). You must have some kind of mental illness to think Warcraft looks even slightly good, it's visual vomit, and Valve made zero attempts to improve their designs - they mostly made them worse in an attempt to avoid plagiarism. That's half the reason no one plays this game.
>>548661783fuck of thread bully
>>548665061Warcraft 3 looks fine, the models are obviously dated but I never thought it was visually overstimulating or anything to the point I'd call it "vomit", Hoodwink sucks too
boys I haven't played in a while, how is my boy?
>>548666350useless dogshit like always
>>548665061WC3 has a lot of early 2000s charm in its design, you just have poor taste.
>>548666350One of the strongest carries of the patch
>>548666350If your avg gpm is more than 600 then its good
Am I stupid for still hoping for a diretide patch?
>>548670290No that's not stupid, that's retardation, Christmas is in 3 weeks
>>548670290>event ends februarymajor patch is going to be in march-april LMAOOOOO
long shot but does anyone have the link to a dota 2 video where tusk uses brewmaster's penis pump?
I just pooped (no poop is coming out right now but I'm sitting on the throne and could poop more) and I'm rolling for Durin later
>>548671648That's not a longshot because people keep asking for ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsSr5Oz30
>barely hanging onto game because our lion has hard fed all game and medusa has fuckall farm 30 minutes into the game and has a rod of atos and meteor hammer for some stupid reason>watch jugg go solo into enemy jungle and die>watch as other teammates hover around where we know enemy are>watch them get picked off one by one>watch them refuse to just get back when they knows its unsafe>watch invoker trying to solo defend a tier 2 tower against a 5 man instead of getting back with me>watch jugg try to do rosh in the face of the whole enemy team when we're 4 v 5>watch the dying one by one saga happen again because people refuse to cut losses and get back>loseevery timefeel like I'm taking crazy pills watching the blatant dumbshittery going on and being the only one on the team to notice it
>>548675284>Should I keep engaging in this experience endlessly?>Yes! Time for another game!>When I win, it's because I am better, not because the enemy team does the same things!
>>548675601>When I win, it's because I am better, not because the enemy team does the same things!That is being better though.The team with the fewest retards that do the least retarded shit wins.Which is why watching four other people do the most retarded shit repeatedly is frustrating.Doing something retarded like going in one by one into a five stack? I'll let you away with the benefit of the doubt once.Watching them do it for the fourth time in one match?You're all fucktards.
>>548591026Sorry for crushing your mid anon im not smurfing i just got calibrated a few medals lower than my real rank
>>548664891Funniest thing is he's a low skill hero so it's funny that they need scripts.
>AM spends all game farming>still loses game to a fucking dagon mid lane KOTLpathetic
>>548658891that's not what she says I'll leave my hoofprints on your ballsack!
>>548675950>Which is why watching four other people do the most retarded shit repeatedly is frustrating.now consider all the retarded shit youre doing that you willful ignore to pay attention to everyone else
>>548579649nice forced50
>>548685198I'm not doing any retarded shit.I'm watching four others do retarded shit while I try to tell them not to and they ignore it.
>mason banned from twitch
>>548688934>banned for saying slurs and doing a rosa parks black accentlol he just HAS to
>>548688613>I'm not doing any retarded shitclassic dunning-krueger
>>548688934please post this 3 years ago when I cared
>>548689350Speak for yourself, retard.Maybe reddit is more your speed.
>>548689701im not the one crying
>>548690092But you are the one projecting.
>>548691345>its everyone elses fault but meyou must be impossible to be aroundno wonder why you cry on the internet about your shitty problems
>>548691605Yeah it is everyone elses fault but mine redditard.When I'm the only one on the team not running one by one into the enemy team achieving the square root of fuckall but feeding them and telling them to get back it IS everybody but me at fault.Fucking delusional redditor.
>>548688934what now
>>548691734you are not better than anyone else
>>548691998Incorrect, shitter.
>>548692118there you go again mr d-k
>>548692205Projection, shitter.
Ok fine ill play. Only because there's nothing else to do.
>>548692286spamming nou is why you lose mmr
>>548692486Delusion, shitter.
>>548692508the facts are right here>>548691345>>548692286>>548692508you spam nou while losing the argument
>>548692678There is no argument because I am right and you are wrong.You believing there is one is your delusion.
>>548692792even when someone tries to help you refuse to accept it
>>548692901Delusion.
Axe likes this very much.
>>548693526axe is not axe!
>>548692997how so? im trying to help and all you do is insult me
>>548692997You are "arguing" with the thread bully, don't waste your time.
>>548693901Delusion.
>>548688934It's probably not perma but why does the nigga not focused on keeping his bag he shouldn't want to end up on kick
>>548695783If he doesn't slur, then he's just a shittier Artour.
>>548694073hey thread bullythanks for announcing your presence who else would spam insults and nous like this
Well, I completed the Rathalos set, got the Wei skin for AM, I think that's about all I'll really do. Though I do kinda want the two swords, most of the rest I don't care about.
>>548696834speaking of AM, how the fuck do you play him properly anyways?
>>548696991bfly at min13one item every 6min after thatonce you're 6 slotted you win the game
>>548697312Rush butterfly, got it. What's the other big buys or does it matter?
>>548697587i meant battlefury bro, my bad!rush battlefury, then manta, then bfly, then skadi, then abyssal bladesome would say buy bkb but we're not pros, whats the point
Why do we allow the thread bully to be so mean?
bratty hunter needs correction
>>548701174People need to be educated on how to spot him.
>>548701174because bullying the thread bully is using his tactics
>>548701991not really, you announce your presence in every thread you post in
Rolling for Durin Impactidad de Genjin forma de 99 horas installadados
>coordinator downPATCH???
MASON IS LIVE on kickhttps://kick.com/masondota2
>>548706493whywhat happened
>>548706920the usual, being too based for twitch
>>548580236KILL YOURSELF VALVEDRONE FAGGOT
>>548708101naw
bros, who are the best solo laners? For context: >Turbo >Presumably low MMR (I don't know how to check, but I'm not good at this game so I assume it's low) >Play Alchemist >Want to fuck off to the jungle by level 3 (possibly even at level 1) to build radiance and then buy everyone scepters >Obviously this gives the lane combat advantage to the other team Which heroes are best to hold the lane down solo? I'm thinking Viper, Necrophos, Huskar, Timbersaw, Dragon Knight, Centaur, Tidehunter, Ogre, anyone with a low cooldown escape.
yo why did masao get banned
>>548714720Grubbed right on stream
>>548714720told the thread bully off
this is a jubbei general
Rolling for Durin and not shitting (I'm at the computer, who do you think I am?)What happened to that guy here who used to only play Jakiro for 60,000 games?
>>548716359idk who that is but the thread bully got him
>>548716586I think his name was Hairy Homo
>>548716586the bully hates anyone who enjoys the game so it makes sense
>>548716359Smelly Harry is in a loving gay relationship with Qoyqva.
>>548714720apparently he was doing rosa parks impressions
>>548716359What a sad human being that guy was
how does od ult work against huskar?
>>548722369It doesn't
>>548723634>Considers units without mana as 0 manaare you suggesting liquidpedia is wrong?
drawfags?
>finally dropped to 1 behaviour scoretime to kill myself
>>548725403thread bully bullied them all away
>>548725541yeah, insisting that everything is furfaggotry really hurts
>>548725687thread bully not liking enchantress and hoodwink proves he doesn't belong here
>>548726441when did the furfaggots win?
>>548727003dota always was and always will be a furry game
>>548727345ok thread bully
>>548727479but the thread bully doesn't like furry heroes what did you mean by this?
>>548727743the thread bully is a huge furfaggot and you are actively trying to dissuade people from postingthread bully behavior
>>548727861oh you're the thread bully
>>548728002i dont recall bullying you
>>548728036you accuse me of being the thread bully for no reason, that's something the thread bully always does
>>548725450give it to me straight, is there any way whatsoever to climb back? the moment i crossed below 7k its been a steady decline because of spite reports and other ridiculous shit. i intentionally ruined maybe 20 games out of 1000 but surely that isnt worth 1 score
>>548728337no reason?you tried bully me into belive to i dont belong here
what offlaner do i pick to not autolose to jugg every fucking game
>>548728517i said the thread bully doesn't belong here, thanks for admitting that you're him
>>548728626you admit you tried to bully someone then
>>548728675no, that makes no sensewhy are you like this?
thread bully always tries to force the narrative his way>no i didn't say that
>>548728805what dont you understand, you are trying to bully someone from posting by telling them they dont belong herefor me? i dont like furfaggotry but i dont tell furfaggots they dont belong
>>548728402I didn't think it was possible to drop below 11k, you're probably done for.
>>548728906followed by a nou
>thread bully taking another L and starts samefaggingDisperser movespeedchads can't stop winning.
>>548729185>thread bully loses the argument then indriectly replies to faceits all so tiresome
>thread bully still hasnt moved past an argument he lost years ago how are any us of safe from this
I got DurinSaving for Varka.
This game hasnt been good since before 7.00Why do any of you continue to play? I have a friend who plays turbo every day and hates it and he cant answer this question either
>>548730417i find the game enjoyable stillits a game not a job
>>548730417The game is actually better than it was before 7.00, unless you play turbo which is and always has been the worst mode.
>>548730550>its a game not a jobYou care about your MMR. So it's a job
>>548730651no, mmr is just a number
>>548730651I care about a lot of things, very few of them are my job.
why would anyone treat dota like its their job if they arent getting paid to playthere are many different other games available to play
>>548730596>The game is actually better than it was before 7.00,There's only 2 ways you actually believe this. 1, you never played before 7.00 or 2, your sunken cost fallacy is insanely high because of your life wasting amount of hours
>>548731292if you dont like the state of the game then why are you here?
>>548731292The third option is that the game is actually better, which you would've known if you played before 7.00 or after.
>>548731470>bloat is good!>supports getting rich for doing nothing is good!Yes I too enjoy endless additions for the sake of adding things because retards cant handle a game without patches and the complete elimination of an entire role because it was "boring".I love Icefrog and Valve!
>>548731674Have you ever played dota at all?
>>548731674>supports being poor and useless is good game design
>>548731765i unironically preferred making the most of arcane boots + stick at 20
>>548731765Correct about it being good game design, wrong about them being useless. It was a game within a game working with what you got and always playing on a razor's edge. Now support is just mini-core, everyone gets items and battles all day because strategy is too hard for low IQ trogs like you.
>>548731838why is that better game design?
>>548732076because I like it
>>548732042>hiding in fog to cast one spell is good design
>>548732076Better is subjective but support doesn't exist anymore. Dota is a completely different game now because of it
>>548732236>walk up like a retard>cast every spell>glimmer out>force out>pavise out>support "get off me" innate out
>>548732042putting all 5 players on near equal footing increase the strategic element, it does not detract from it
>>548732236It was a strategy game. Sometimes that's all a unit gets. Now everyone gets to be the main character and brainlessly run at each other. Yay!
>>548732268Both supports are pos 5 in this patch, pos 4 is a dead role
>>548732339why is it ok for core play to be this way then?>walk up like a retard>autoattack>press bkb>ignore everything>win fight cause no one can challenge you but the other carry
>>548732370Wrong it just encourages mindless brawling instead of actually thinking about how to use your limited resources
>>548732534brawling is the best way to play dota according to aiit took us too long to realize this
>>548732512>carries duking it out with the shit they farmed forthats the one thing theyre supposed to do
>>548732402we arent talking about units though, we are talking about other playersits understandable yo u think that way given that supports were nothing more than ignorable units at one time
>>548732534Old dota would be even more mindless brawl than current if people knew what they know today, the only reason old dota was slow is because everyone was trash at it.
>>548732717then make dota a 1v1 and be done with the ruse that the other 8 players matter
Anyone who says game is better after 7.0 is brown with black eyes full stop
>>548733605>full stoplmao mutt
What country is the thread bully from? I bet I could kick his ass
>>548734209Probably albania or some other dogshit "country"
>>548734603Have you ever met a Serbian person in your life? You'll know if you do, they'll tell you
>>548734735Well that weird tranny pedo guy that used to shitpost here said he was serbian unprompted so I'll believe you
>>548734983Bahahahahahah
requesting magc b dash'd AM picture im sure one of you fine lads has it
>>548731760of course he hasnt lmao all these niggas just be capping for the most part
>>548670034isn't that every fucking carry thoughbeit?
>support gyrowhat changed and why are people playing it
>teammate picks _____>instantly assume he is a massive cuntname the hero
>>548752996There hasn't been a patch in months so people are bored and playing whatever the fuck they want.
I don't know how people tolerate playing this game anymore. Allowing third worlders on the internet was a huge mistake.
Super Sentai Meepo arcana when?>different Meepo different color spandex>poof has colored smoke explosion>weapons can be different for each color>aghs makes megazord>can do sidequest to level up arcana and unlock colors>trannies can have rainbow color team>chuds can have all white meepo team>valve can sell for higher price because many meepo much work Thoughts?
