He's Back Edition>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>VERY important linkshttps://catbox.moe/c/f2o09zhttps://catbox.moe/c/1ebph1>Previous Thread>>548407579
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>silkgod is back
>>548628503>HR HoJ>pay tank 300g>gather caster groupproblem solved
Containment thread for brown AGPs that can't afford retail.
>>548628970>HR HoJNobody will join.
<gulag> is NA only?I never see anyone online during EU hours
>>548627904i won't be using AH forgot to mention, and yeah i considered the ammo crafting part. however i think that will go too much into tedium instead of challenge. i'll just manage without ranged pulling somehow. ill probably just outlevel the zones so i wont have to worry about bodypulling randomly, since i am playing hc as well.
>>548629075read two other lines of my postcasters dont need hoj and you pay your tank
>>548627341Just join a better guild. There's really no point to continue playing with people who won't help you get a trinket that will stay BiS for a long time.
I wish more people played on Chromiecraft, the server is empty but it's pretty nice at least.
>>548629176>casters dont need hojCasters won't run Emp. They have nothing to gain.The only people who run Emp now want HoJ and all of them insist on HRing it. The only runs I see are people doing it for guildies and friends, and they have it HR'd.
I wish more people played on Tauri, the server is empty but it's pretty nice at least.
>>548629315>pay for instant flight paths It's not nice
<gulag> going alliance was a massive mistake
Just do regular runs and HR it or roll for it like a normal person
>>548629115No, we just log in once a day to do garrison missions and run old raids :)
Ask Permalocked if you need Emp Runs for HoJ. <Branded> will help you get it even if <Evil> won't.
How is the ERP guild more of a guild than the "serious" guild?
>>548629402they are right where they belong alongside the illustrious guilds such as<LOS CARIMA MAXIMA><CRUZADA ESCARLATS>>Boдкa и Tocкa>
>>548629501>we just log in once a dayMore active than <Evil>. They log in only once a week.
>>548629501>another <Evil>nevermind, lost interest
>>548629315I'd be down to join an empty server with a bunch of anons and take it over. The problem is the "bunch of anons" part. This thread is fairly dead and everyone still here hates each other. Even when it wasn't this bad we still couldn't get anons to join in and play on Crusader-storm. But it was fun to try.
>>548629115It's a legion server with no legion content, you do the math.
>anon says he tries to run emp for hoj but can't get groups going>instead of helping him his own guild just yells at him and tries to argue with him>their genius solution to him not being able to form groups is "just form a group"so glad i didn't join evil
wod was a mistake
>>548629996>anon, you need to prove that you're dedicated enough to join our guild
>snowfang is backYeah, I'm out. I don't want to get doxxed because I accidentally crossed during one of his manic-bipolar episodes.
>>548629856that's how MMOs ar nowyou either play casually with dads or poopsock with neet schizos
>>548630545>Yeah, I'm out.Prove it or no balls.
>>548629996There are constant BRD Emp runs. I see groups forming and advertising literally 24/7, at every hour of the day. It's also one of the quicker dungeon finder group queues. HOJ is often open roll because the leader is farming IF and doesn't even need it. I, and many others in Evil, farmed HOJ solo on our own time and didn't beg or feel entitled to the time and labor of others. Imagine the audacity of summoning 4 other human begins to serve you for potentially hours farming you a single item, all because you're too lazy to do it yourself with "random" people. If you're already on the verge of a meltdown over a single pre-BiS item, why should the guild invest time in helping you? Clearly you're an unstable and egocentric loot goblin that will only cause problems down the road.
>>548629604<Branded> has a lot of players who join, jerk off, and then never log in again. But at its core is a group of regulars who have stuck around and as such have formed a close bond with one another. This group has slowly grown over time, as others have chosen to stay. The guild atmosphere is that of helping people out and being welcoming as a result. And a lot of that is because of their GM Permalocked. Permalocked is the kind of player who will send you bags and mount money, help you on quests, and even run you through dungeons. And he's not the only player like that in the guild. Honestly, there was only one bad egg in the guild and that player is now in <Evil>.Meanwhile, <Evil> has fostered an environment of hostility and hatred within. Nobody wants to help each other out. Everyone is concerned only for themselves, not realizing that helping the guild helps you. They will complain that people aren't doing enough DPS, then refuse to help guildies farm items like HoJ that would improve their DPS. And again, this all falls on their GM. Aecheur has never helped anyone in the guild, and the guild has fallen apart into a drama shitshow because he's too busy raidlogging and not playing the game to mediate. I'm not even sure if he could fix the cascading failures the guild is suffering at this point. I think we're well past the point of saving <Evil> and personally I'm just staying around to watch the trash fire as it burns ever hotter.
>>548631060Silkfang's making all these posts btw as a falseflag in case you're too autistic to tell
>>548631248huge trvke
>>548631060>I see groups forming and advertising literally 24/7>"HoJ HR'd"Yeah he's not going to get his HoJ.And if you join that group you know what you'll find?Every single person in that group except you and maybe another guy is in the same guild.And HoJ is HR'd to a guy in that guild.HoJ isn't "pre-bis." Not a single trinket in MC will replace it.You're wrong in some many ways it's astounding. Just how far up your ass is your head crammed?
<Branded> never posts besides to claim they're better than <Evil>, real comedic relief side character energy.
>>548631538u ok lil gup?
Maybe a month ago you could have pugged hoj.But right now the 60 dungeon scene is dead on Ambershire.If you want a hoj you have to do guild runs.
This thread is just a bunch of pussies that need to air out their grievances anonymously? And autists trying to decipher who is who based on writing styles and posting time?
>>548631578tell me why would i spend my time on hoj runs if i already have it/dont need it
quick now's your chance!!!
<Branded> is simply better than <Evil> by every single metric.Why would they post anything less than the truth?
>>548631538<Branded> never posts period, it's literally just Silkfang seething at us both because he's a massive autist who couldn't cut it in either guild and trying to pretend he's some kind of mastermind who can pit us all against each other.
>>548631706See >>548631248>Everyone is concerned only for themselves, not realizing that helping the guild helps you. They will complain that people aren't doing enough DPS, then refuse to help guildies farm items like HoJ that would improve their DPS.
>>548631856just do not invite people without bis in raidssimple as that
I am in <Branded> and the anons in the guild are very nice even if they're a bunch of horny freaks.
>>548631619>This thread is just a bunch of pussies that need to air out their grievances anonymously?When Silkfang called out Aecheur for running a cliquechat, Aecheur gkicked him from the guild then reported him to get him permabanned.I do not blame people for airing their grievances safely behind anonymity.
Any actual game players here know of a macro I could use to switch between my 2h and 1h+shield? The one I found on google didn't work.
I'm in <Evil>.I can help you farm HOJ, but it will cost you at least 5g per run + tip when it drops.My time is valuable and I could be farming lashers instead or playing Megabonk.
>>548631060Trvke nvke
>>548632787If you want HOJ join Branded or another guild. It’s really bad of a raiding guild to not help guildmates with dungeons.
>Silkfang leaving such a lasting impact on this thread after a mere few weeks of trolling that he has you now chasing at shadows while he’s off grooming trannies in discord and schizoposting in another thread is a true testament to his greatness.
or maybe notbeauty is in the eye of the beholder after all
why so evil
Best be careful, Anon.Silkfang could be anyone. Even (You).
>>548633842You're so cringe.
>>548633886That's so funny Silkfang
Why does Helios do less DPS than tanks?
>>548633842It’s me. I’m Silkyfang.
>>548634679Warriors are highly gear dependant and also have a bunch of trash skills like heroic strike and because they are melee they actually have to pay attention to the one or two mechanics vanilla bosses have so if you are doodoo you'll spend the whole fight using suboptimal abilities/rotation or dead.Pick your favourite from these.
>>548634679No Hoj.
>>548634679I thought he was a tank?
>>548634679Helios could do 400 DPS if you gave him Sulfuras
this image is 9 years oldhistory!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doesnt hoj just suck shit on turdle? i was explicitly told to not get it in the rogue channel of turdle discord because its apparently just about the most useless trinket you can get because of a low proc rate or something
>>548637743It had issues with Windfury but they fixed it and it wouldn’t matter even if they hadn’t because Evil has only one shaman.
>>548638213it was also mentioned that that was not the reason why, it just simply doesnt proc often
Not gonna lie, the fabricated raidlogging drama is getting boring, can we have a new and fresh fabrication?
>The truth is people don't want to actually play the game. Just see themselves high on meters and pretend they are playing the gameEvil called out...
I'm glad I joined Branded. We do multiple dungeons a day. For example, yesterday, we farmed the whip in SWV for someone.
>farming whip solo>lose roll by 5 to a warlockaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Graves are becoming rarer, but they're always a sight to see. If you take a moment, you can envision their last moments, fumbling around keys while being swarmed by orcs, swearing at the moment they decided to enter this forsaken keep. RIP little cautionary tale.
>>548638534It’s 2%.
>>548639318Wouldn’t be an issue if your guild actually played the game outside raids
>>548640203joke's on you i'm not in a guild
>>548629115>>548629501hey now, we kill the tanaan elite rares too
>>548639318I lost whip 7 times. I don't even care for it anymore, I know that I will never get it.
>>548640814let's queue up together later today
>>548638534Under the current Rogue meta HoJ is bis. You really should be living in BRD until you get an Ironfoe.
>>548641178I mostly log only at raid time nowadays.
>>548634679Why do you care?
It's not just over, we wern't anywhere close to starting.
He wonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ol6xY5zQ
>>548634679He’s a shitter.
>>5486346791. He's the top sunderer because other warriors refuse to2. Almost never gets put in the windfury group3. No HOJ
>>548641987>No HOJinteresting, why do people just not have HOJ months into the game?oh you know why
I don't give a fuck about any of you. I just want easy, quick loot and you will help me with that.Windsor? Not my fucking problem. Whip? Not my fucking problem. You want to run Black morass? So? Not my fucking problem.
>>548571080Unless he posted that publicly , why would you put kale on blast like that?
>>548641709You're gonna have to wait until 43-44 to get your mount? Oh no, the fucking horror.
>>548641709can't taurens run anyways?
>>548643141Every race has the ability to run.
>>548643234errrrr I meant plainsrunning, I think it's pretty fast
I've never played classic before, can I join the erp guild as a casual player who plays for 1-2 hours a day max because of work? Is it horde or ally? It sso
>>548643234Actually, I'm roleplaying as a disabled priest, I'm constantly in RP walk and need to be pushed at times.
>>548643386You need the riding skill for plainsrunning.>>548642796This. The gold rewards you get from quests and vendoring quest items ramps up at 40.Or hell just grind that one underwater quest in Desolace for gold.
>>548643543>a casual player who plays for 1-2 hours a day maxyou do this in every guild
>>548643597You joke but a friend of mine in vanilla played an old man priest. He RP walked everywhere. Even in dungeons. Then when he got to 40 he was “afraid of horses” so never got his mount.
>>548643543If you mean Branded yes you can join and be casual. They are crossfaction.One to two hours a day is fine. Just skip dungeons.
>>548643649What>>548643907Is mage good for this kinda casual style?
>>548644890>Whatno guild requires more than a few hours a week
>>548641303ironfoe is entirely dead for rogues currently. people just go assassination and use 1.3 speed daggers
>>548646932>he doesn't know
>>548644890Mage would be rather good for casual play. You could log in, aoe farm solo, and then log out when you run out of time and level fairly well.
>>548647490ok
The only way to make gnomes cool and a "force" to be feared is if they were like cat-sized spiders. Just for a second, imagine a sentient, cat-sized spider that scatters across the floor, dodging your attacks and slices your Achilles tendons, making you fall over to eat your face. Now imagine gnomes like that, that'd be cool gnomes. But no, instead we have "gnomes".
>>548648927You got some goddamn strange notions about what gnomes should be, anon.
>>5486419871. Because that's bottom dps work. Even when he wasn't sundering he was still bottom so he got relegated to bitch duty.2. It'd be completely wasted on him.3. HoJ isn't going to add much more DPS. In fact he's using DF and BHB last I checked, which is arguably better than a HoJ.
>>548648765But all of them are using HoJ.
>>548649631That's so funny bro, maybe if you are so much better than the rest of your guild you should join a real one instead of gossiping like the BITCH you are.
>>548648765ok
>>548650490>gossipBut it's not gossip. It's basic facts publicly available. Aecheur posts the logs. By your logic, is he spreading gossip? Is he a bitch?
>>548650406I, Chingchongnipnong, will save us.
pwease join evil...... @_@
>>548650490Helios isn't "the rest of the guild." He's the worst of the guild. If everyone better than him quit, he'd be alone in the guild.
>>548650959Now do Branded.
>>548650959is this real
>>548651107I'm not in Branded.....................>>548651117I JUST took that pic anon join NOW
>>548651117Whenever it isn't raid time, yep. Basically. I think the most I've seen online, outside of raids, is 4 or 5.>>548651189/who g-"Branded"
>>5486512693 online....
>raid log for 1-2 hours a day / week and spend the rest of the time schizo posting in /vg/Is this the correct way to enjoy WoW private servers? I'm new and trying to understand what the day to day will be like
>>548651335So the thread wasn't lying...
>>548650959Suck my cock and maybe I will.
>>548651530>these faggots spend more time bullying and gossiping about each other than actually playing with each otherNow I'm beginning to understand why nobody will help Helios get his HoJ.
>>548651638Ok deal
>>548651335show /who so we can see where they are
>>548651769Or just log in you dumb raidlogging gossiping faggot
What killed <Evil>?Well let's see>bad guild culture>seemingly incompetent GM>raidlogging>Ambershire's slow release schedule>cliques>trooncord
>>548651942>seemingly incompetent GMThat's because he's massively incompetent to the point where he doxxed himself on an anonymous website.
I'd play more often and login every day if I still had the motivation to run dungeons and ERP for 6+ hours a day.
>>548650406>Timber Lord Kil is thick and large (in China)I had no idea what would happen
>>548651717Good slut. Come to Ratchet.
>>548652536Vomit.
>>548652536CRINGE
>>548652536Yes daddy
>>548652536Found you.
>>548651717>>548652536>>548653706bruh
>>548641709Lol yeah I think I got my mount at like lvl 45
>keyholder
>>548650959Good thing I didn't log in and get doxxed
>>548651530Uhhhhh I played 12 hours a day until 60, then slowed down a bit. There's still a lot of gold to farm and things to do. Pvp is pretty active too. Honestly after I hit 60 I almost quit cause the journey was over. But I didn't want to level again.
I regret leaving Branded for Evil.
>>548655604Nobody left Branded for Evil
>>548656202Correct. Fuubride was kicked out for being a faggot and Evil took Branded's trash.
>>548617576>there are no enrages in vanilla.whats chromaggus and maexxna then?
>>548650978That's not true
>>548629047they can, but they are either too stupid to play it or their pc cant run it
>>548651717>>548652536>>548654448Niwi...............
>>548656627Then who is the worst?
>they both hearthed after i posted the imagelmao fags
>>548657046Anon..................................
>>548650959>help Niwi>he dies two days after>repeat
>>548657467I haven't died in 2 days :triumph: WAGMII
>>548657059Play the game and find out
>>548657605I did. It's Helios. It's the shittest shitter.
>>548657680You really thought nothing would happen? You could have re invited after 5 seconds and we would have all laughed. We thought you were joking. I wasn't sure what to think at the time but I'm so glad your type was purged. You never learn.
>>548659253Reinvited who?
I am now announcing my transition from Evil to Branded.
>Infighting among Anons>AgainMany such cases.
>>548659784V-very cool, anon...
>TBC Talents w/ 61 talents being available at level 60>Spells and Abilities introduced between levels 61 - 70 are all available by level 60>Raid sizes reduced to 25 and 10 players, down from 40 and 20 players.>World Buffs removed in raids.>Blood Elfs and Draenei added>Jewelcrafting added, and sockets & gems added to level 60 gear>Tier tokens & tier sets for every spec/role.>Vanilla reputation overhauls and quartermasters added that mirror TBC reputations.>Profession updates to make vanilla professions more similar to TBC professions.>Honor rework and ranking gear replaced with arena season gear. >Reduced experience required to reach level 60, and experience gained from quests increasedLONG VERSION: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TOny1b_HHY7upY0L_SBHxFOfFpAU3sFR/viewThoughts? Are we playing?Not like there is anything else happening.
>>548659908Who allowed you to take the dick out of your mouth?
>>548659908Elaynna, do you have any DPS tips for Theo/Heliosn?
>>548659775after he kicked helios over the boots.
>>548660127Oh. Why would I do that? Helios is a bottom barrel shitter. Last on DPS charts. That alone is justification for a kick. Who gives a fuck about shoes?
>>548660114Theo is a paladin so no idea how ret works. I don't know Helios and what he plays.>>548660103Those lips are made for preaching the holy light.
>>548660486phallic shaped holy light?
Elaynna: Would you like to play together sometime? I've been thinking about making a human warrior. You could be the bratty elf who hates him.
>>548660415lol faggot
>>548631619its kind of kino they don't answer questions about private servers either
>>548660916Are you well?
>>548660593The holy light that guides me and makes me strike down my foes with unmatched fervor.>>548660904Sorry leveling a human lock at the moment.
>>548661427Ok.
>>548631619Hi, Zaptuah!
>>548660486Helios is Fury, yet somehow he does less DPS than the tanks. His gear isn't that bad however. So he must be doing something wrong.
>BRD emp queue pops>everyone surprisingly close to BRM>last guy gets into dungeon>healer: "brb"it's been 10 minutes, off to a good start
>>548660083I'd give it a try over leveling yet another character in turtle provided it doesn't epoch.
>>548661998I just look at Narghuls stuff to keep up to date with everything.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoOBgLnlsuEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCiLW6VhKfcBut really Asa should know everything and should probably just teach him?
>>548660083i'll be playing as a male belf fire mage that lusts for human women
>>548662615Asa is a bullytroll.
>>548662329kick him
fuucuck and asa make up 50% of this threads traffic
>>548660083>no mention if the server is PvE or PvP
I love Asa.
>>548663958That's so funny Asalys but we all know you account for 80% of the posts no need to drag others into the mud with you
Give me evil's logs and i can pinpoint the exact reason every raider does low DPS
BRONZEBEARD IS DOWN, WHEN DOES IT COME BACK UP?
asa wouldn't do that
>learn to code recently>want to take a break from it>watch some guides on WoW>"here is a spreadsheet">guy explains his spreadsheet to me and how to increase my dps by 0.30%>notice this is not much different...>suddenly need to take a break from WoW and learn coding again
>>548664459https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/65028/base?history_state=1
>>548664410thats so funny asalys
Asa accounts for 20% of the threadposts, get your facts right.
+5 weapon skill or 20 strength on warrior?What if you are leveling?
>>548664141PvE
>>548665576315 weapon skill
>>548664597DELETE THIS NOW
What bosses are you hoping for from the Thousand Needles dungeon?
>>548632373That is such a broad question with no answer. It depends entirely on the client. Do you not know how to use a search engine? You can't find another one? It should be pretty obvious that if you're using the 1.12 client, then any macros you find for "Classic" WoW won't work.
>>548660083nah, im retired from private servers. too many browns
>>548665576weapon skill at all times for warrior, unless you are deep-prot tank1 weapon skill roughly translates to 13-14 AP
>>548665576weapon skill doesnt matter while leveling because you shouldnt be fighting anything 3 levels above you anyways
>>548664597If you deselect the one fight I dced in, my dps jumps up 250Funny how that works, maybe because LOGS ARE NOT FUCKING INDICATIVE OF DPSWhen people used to compare dick size back in the day, it was with recount and a target dummy fightNo fucking shit your dps is gonna be lower in a fight that favors ranged, or if the healers let you die, or if the tanks pull while youre oom after buffing everyone, this last shit is the worst, its gonna result in no buffs being given anymore because all that matters is the parse
>>548666581found the pussy ass HCigger
>>548660083Likely doa, but will give it a chance.
>>548632373If you're on turtlywurtly client =3 use roid macros and you can have /equip macro >w<WW
>>548665576Wep skill does nothing if youre leveling.
>>548666581i just remembered pellaine that leveled only in red zones as a warrior because he thought they gave more xp
>>548666653its got little to do with hc. this has been common knowledge to effectively level a melee in vanilla before that was even a fad. but if you want to extend the time it takes to level by getting parry/dodged and stopping to eat more frequently then you do you
>>548666653The most effective way to level, especially as a warrior, is to fight mobs a few levels lower than you so that your hit rate isn't ass against them which will make it easier for you to easily kill them and chain kill other mobs for easy exp
>>548667182>>548667428Do you never do dungeons? Or are you one of those people who join dungeons at the maximum the recommended level to siphon all the XP from others?
>Chad warrior kills 3 greens mobs at once while never having to eat, not even once>"Chad" warrior kills one yellow mob, sits to eat and interrupts it to bandage because it just came off cd
>>548667023based
>>548667023Well, they should!
>>548667723dungeons arent off limits. i like to do them just to take a break from the questing>>548667795i mean you can still kill yellows too and seldom eat assuming they are the same level as you
>>548667723Running a dungeon is different from playing solo. I could very easily tank a dungeon while being underleveled and survive (with a little skill and a decent healer), but that doesn't mean I'd want to. I'd rather run the dungeon while I'm slightly overleveled and leisurely waltz through. I COULD kill red mobs solo if I wanted to, but I'd rather play more efficiently and chain kill small groups of green mobs instead. It's not a skill issue.
you manky negroes are going to drop this pserver nonsense and come play TBBC classic2, right?
weak bait
*logs off of turtle shaman**logs on to tauri shaman*
>>548667023They should.
>>548667023They don't?
>>548666330Are we still pretending people play anything besides Turtle here?
>>548670802that depends, is there a current fotm meme server? last one i remember was epoch
>>548670919BBC+
>>548671264
>>548671508isn't that cheat in Sims?
>>548670802It looks like people only plays turtle because all the annoying drama faggots who can't stop posting about themselves play there.
>>548671508You cheated, I'm calling mom.
>>548668895yea we will be playing TBC classic see >>548660083
>>548660083whats the server called
Shamans and Hunters should have mail from the start and Warriors and Paladins should have plate from the start. There being twice as much competition for leather before 40 as after is just a nonsensical design decision.
No dog no life
>>548674102sorry to burst your bubble anon but that server is vaporware and if it does manage to release it'll be doa
Epoch?>deadBBC-?>deadUpcoming tbc 'niller meme server?>DoAIs there any server that can't kill Turtle?
>>548672316oh yeah. money cheat.
>>548675537Azerotica?
>>548675537It killed itself by adding useless bloat, I don't play there anymore and my opinion is the only one that matters.
>>548674984
>>548675537blizzard is going to 100% send private detectives to rustle the russkis making the game until they are collectively demoralized to keep the game going.
>>548677652It's even funnier to think that they'd somehow get more players out of it.
I never expected for /heals/ to take over /wpsg/.
>>548677895/heals/ players have been the backbone carrying /wpsg/ guilds since 2024without /heals/luts and tankdoms the retarded dps chuds would still be hardstuck wiping in BWL (aka what will happen with evil)
>>548678146is this what faggots really believe
>>548677652>you can have Odessa, but you must extradite Shenna
>>548677598She needs a worgen hunter with a worg pet.
>>548677598He’s Him
>>548674690https://seasonofthecrusade.com/
What will Evil struggle with in BWL, exactly? I dont understand. It’s a very easy raid if I recall correctly.
>>548677895Weren't most active people in FMC from /heals/? Sylma, Gargoth, Elaynna, Elicia, Asalys, Fuu, Zap, Telol...
Notice how this never happens on any other version of the game but vanilla.
think i will level a draenei futa prot warrior on SotC
>>548679160nothing, but they will disband by AQ40
aw hell no mandem actually thinks turdle is gonna be alive by aq40 :skull: :skull:
>>548631619how new r u
>>548679836hi helios
Is there any PvP to be had in turtle or is it strictly PvE? Like can I expect anything custom in that regard or is it just vanilla pvp with turtle balance?
>>548679324They probably were but it doesn't really matter any longer. Its all over now.
>>548681356>Its all over now.FMC Ursol raid discovery on launchweek.Sign up.Be there.
>>548681261there was some pvp while it was freshnow bgs 10-59 are all completely overpowered twinks that will 1shot you (and they only play in premades so forget about getting one of them in your group)and lvl 60 bgs are tryhard premades abusing every single broken thing about the gamepvping in turtle is an exercise in masochism
>>548681774Well, back to bronzebeard then, at least gearing there is easy enough. Thanks for the warning.
W-where's the Ascension thread...
It's time.
>>5486793244/8 of those were the cancer killing the guild and 2/8 were not from /heals/.
>>548682273>were not from /heals/Which one? Sylma and Gargoth or Elicia and Asalys?
>>548681591I'm Elaynna so... eh that won't happen haha. Also they log in for the raid, finish it and that'll be it. Then the guild returns to its dead state.
>>548682391well zap's definitely not from heals considering he acts like a nigger
>>548682586He posted multiple times his character in /heals/. He had Elaynna with him in some Horde mog and some other shit like that.
FMC would be alive and well today if it wasn't for Elaynna and the people who betrayed the guild for him.
>>548682073Oh. Nevermind then
Explain this Elaynna Schism you keep talking about for us <Evil> chadsWho is elaynna in evil
>>548678860>baiting classic fags with Season and Crusade
>>548682969the real silkfang does uncropped images with names like "twow 25.png"don't fall for the fakes.
>>548682061Bake it, im sure people will join in
>>548678860When is this thing launching?
>>548683407see >>548660083dec 19
>>548683514Wrath client?
>>548683741TBC client, TBC core, Azeroth only content
>>548674830Naw. The progression is worth it.
>>548682557I'll invite you manually then
por que a los gringos les dan tanto asco a ver hispanohablantes?
>>548683082https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Elaynna/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Elaynna/order/asc/
>>548678146this is true
decent
>>548679446does she like boys...?
>>548686724depends on the "boy"
<Evil> 2.0 is going to be way better than <Evil> 1.0 was.
>>548682073>no custom contentwaste of time
not the hecking pupperino
>>548689542What the actual fuck was his problem?
>>548686021
>>548689542not the hecking frogerino!where's DEHTA when you need them
>>548689542le murder is le good world of le warcraft but this is too le hecking far
>>548689542>horde isn't for brow-
what the heck
>>548690526>housing pathing is STILL not fixednice bugless server
Stupid bear mounts edition.
>>548690526built for big human cock
I don't understand the spitting.
>>548690935it's not even custom content, literal vanilla quest place for hordeLMAO
>>548689542nigger factionreminder to kos horde waste of oxygen
>>548691370>camping lowbies, trying to score spineless kill on duelists>WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?faggot, you deserve worse
>>548691774I only attack level 70's. I'm not a horde.
>>548691583the same thing happens in every single house, like in westfall and elwynnI guess it's not on the priority list to actually fix this instead of adding more junk
>>548691023hold me now
>>548690526>>548690935Nothing wrong with that, he just climbed up the chimney. This is normal in white countries, ever heard of "Santa"? I can see why it would be hard to understand for you brownoids.
>>548692264I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
Should have been dead on a Sunday morning.
nelf female warrior name
>>548686261Are you doing the Cooking 300 banana recipe farm?
kill all white peoplekill all alliance playerskill all erperskill all troondlewow playerskill all /heals/faggots
>>548695273>t. someone didnt wanna erp with him
I'm sorry Stanley, but I need this xp to fulfill my contractual obligations...
>>548695417>t. just got his anus prolapsed by other faggots in his guild
>>548695518>t. didnt get this from the futa elf he wanted erp with
>>548695417you'd ERP with anyone and everyone, whom are you foolingyou only ERP with trannies because you're a dysgenic faggot who can't get a real woman, don't pretend you get to have standards lolnot him btw
>>548695614uh oh melty
>>548693995Mommydom
>>548695743Forced post from an angry little man.
>>548695876>Forced post from an angry little man.
i just want a futa nelf gf...
at what level does priest leveling get fundont tell me its shield and wand until 60
>at what level does priest leveling get fun>dont tell me its shield and wand until 60
>>54869614925
>>548696149>wandyou're supposed to be using a bow bro...
>>548696083same...
>>548696149Anon....
>>548696149play shadow
>>548696149nonny...
what if you could pay turdle tokens to change your class with no race restrictions
>>548696149>he boughted itkekbur even
BLACKED PEARL
>>548702297I left the guild because of this post. I want nothing to do with a bunch of trannies who immediately bring up interracial porn whenever they see the word black.
It's a tranny world, you're just living in it.
>>548702297that clam zestytake the pearl out of your bussy playa
>>548689542why do hordeniggies just commit war crimes in lordaeron and think this is fine
>>548702991What does what he posted have to do with interracial porn?
>>548704221reparashuns for muh internment camps
Ascensionbros is this true?
>>548704865Forgot the image, kek
the path of a ret chad is not easy, but i will persevere
because war crimes are based unlike your sodomite roleplay
>>548650667hey retard, do you think these people are wearing ironfoe? theyre playing combat daggers. by the time assassination gets outscaled by combat, ironfoe has been a meme item for multiple tiers>>548650389not one of them use hoj btw, they use 3% haste trinket and the 2% dire maul hit trinket or the budget earthstrike trinket from mc
still waiting on turdle to add draenei
still waiting on turdle to add woggies
nah that ain't it chief
still waiting for turtle to add vulperas
in retrospect wow was never actually better than everquest
>>548702297/g AYOOOOOOOOO [Zesty Clam Meat] THIS [The Nicker] ZESTY AS HELL LMAO NO WAY HE GOT A [Big Black Mace] HE JUST A LIL [Black Pearl] AHAHAHAHA
>turtle down>evermoon upTauri won.
>>548710578NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548694152i do have all the recipes but its not really worth selling the food. I just pick up bananas while i wait for fishing pools to respawn.
>ywnba famous irish night elf known commanding several anon guilds while secretly being a slut to feral cock
>>548711250Silkfang?
bugs
>>548713773Seralys... Is Eyba not here to keep you company today?
brb need to take the little brats to sleep
>>548714774quick smoke break
gotta dilate gimme a sec
>>548677895>cross-board raiding of /trash/ threads by secondlife furries with badly disguised guild recruitment
some of the spider models in wow are kind of sexy
>>548718769Bro?
>>548718769t. arachnophobic
Where we movin to after the turtle shutdown?
What do we think of the dark skin+ white hair combination?
>>548718769Vilefon...
>>548711250Sylma...
>>548719285ugly
Has Turtle added black high elves yet?
>>548719780we already have female trolls
>>548719591
>>548720992is that custom turtle hair?Looks kinda decent imo
>>548723269Doesn't with HD patch. Have fun being bald for a lot of players.
>>548719285Kino
>bronzebeard general didnt even last half as long as epochlole
>>548724764Doesn't it go against the spirit to classic to slap a HD patch on top of it?
>>548725548Decent server but poor conversation material.
>>548725548>ascension slop but with wotlk classesit was never going to be good or fun
>>548725834>decent serverYou're not even fit to lick the shit from gaytotes' boots, dutchyour server is unfiltered dogshit. Your "custom" content is retail slop copy pasted. Everything you add is broken, buggy garbageClass balance? You cant even balance your bank account you stupid cunt
>>548719285bino>>548720992kino
>>548714005Too busy plowing Eliora
DUTCH could be anywhere, he thought.
>>548729342Kill yourself
>X -> Pearl -> Sylma -> Y -> Silkfang -> Z
are the majority of players on turtle wow low IQ ESL people? every time I get into a group for a quest or a dungeon there's usually two people like "hallo i am dunjon" and are clearly clicking and don't understand the basics of their class
>>548733967It's a free-to-play offshoot of a decades-old version of an MMO. Think about it.
hardcore...
>>548733967>>548734850I'm more surprised by how many people I encounter who have never played any iteration of WoW before
>>548735113this guild will beat naxx and kara40 while <Evil> will disband after getting filtered by BWL
>>548733967yes, no one white is playing wow anymore especially not on a private server
>>548733967yes. i am donjon. helo can i ned "cruel barb" pls
>super smooth dungeon run>all the loot that i need drops, even the ultra rare stuff>lose every single roll and get no loot from the whole runONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>548736370thats my experience with every single raid so far
>>548733967No, thats just ambershire.
>>548719285Why do you think the drow are so popular?
I need a twow bff
>>548737138my son... my baby boy... where did i go wrong?
>>548737543It all started after you threatened my mother with a knife and went to prison...
>>548696370Don't you start melting faces at 40?
>>548737138Every time I try to be friends with you weirdos you wind up obsessing about me and getting way too attached. Never again.
>>548737543Your son is my slut.
I think about project epoch every day
>>548738352I'm sorry, I can't help it...>>548738645It was fun, but I did the explorer's contract and i did not hit 60 before it died
>>548737138*plap*
>>548739001You're supposed to ask first!
>>548738913i didnt hit 60 either with explorer's contractfuck...
>>548739630That's kinda a beta thing to do though. Best I can do is offer a dinner and some Dalaran Noire first.
>>548739681I know right... I really liked the new quests they added, it was a lot of fun. I got to like 40 before I couldn't keep going, it was rough.>>548739735Let's go to kara and raid the wine cellar
>>548740284the quests in epoch felt nice and seamlesstoo bad gaytotes ran like a pussy
bring back bullyingkids who act like this should get the shit beaten out of them so hard that they never want to even think of being a little faggot againtrigger that pavlovian response
>>548738913Well. Apology accepted.
>thread calls elicia and asalys bullies>think back about my interactions with them>they’ve always been nice to me and other anons>kind of regret not befriending them morefeels bad man
>>548740284Kara cellar!? Have you seen the prices for a reservation there? Do I look like some Goblin to you? Fucking random Highelves thinking they are Princess Diana or something...
>>548741336just give asa a little slap across the face and drag her through a couple dungeons with you, worked for me
>>548742137ew no
>>548740436this but bullying them with my cock
1-3: play wow4-6: masturbate7-9: work out0: get a job
>>548737543you raped me when I was a child
elicia is nice but asalys is very mean
>>548741490But I'm worth it!
>>548743338That's what they all say before divorceraping you! Or even worse, end up with some orc in a mudhut!
can still i join the turtle guild if im not a gossiping failed male?
>>548743450yeah but you need to send a picture of your asshole to Aecheur
>>548743212Elicia is more likely to tell you to kys than Asa
>>548743126You won the roulette
>>548743450No.
>>548743845Real and true
Reminder that bads like Aecheur, Theo, and Helios will eventually tear the guild apart as the raids get harder and the goods get tired of carrying and losing loot to the bads.
>play "good class">insane competition cause everyone else also playing this class>play "not good class">eternally benched
>>548743845Yeah but when she says it she means kiss yourself
>>548740364almost none of them worked
>>548745570I still don’t get why Helios is so low on the meters. He has good gear
>kazzak drops cape>bonus roll drops the exact same capeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
elicia always tells me to keep myself safe every time we interact, she's so thoughtful
>>548746983could be worselook at this P.o.S
why are you all talking about filthy's alt like he's a female?
>>548747656at least it has a socket
Survival tents are insane and retarded. Only a thirdie mind would come up with the idea to stack the entirety of idle leveling characters in front of a capital city to make the server look populated and show off the shitty tents. Not only does this need aggressive instancing, at the same time it takes those toons out of the city and taverns, the places designed to be a meeting spot. Also, psychologically personal space is a thing. It's like vising public places in third world countries, overcrowded with the unwashed masses. Just turn up the resting xp gain rate. Humiliation ritual.
I want to hold hands with Elicia. Would that make Asalys jealous?
>>548747897shenna got the idea from her monthly vacation to albania
>>548747897>Just turn up the resting xp gain ratebut then you could just afk for a couple of minutes and gain full rested for free and it'd ruin leveling!
Gelkis or Magram?
>>548748019I think asalys is too occupied with eliora to even notice.
>>548746645Some of them didn't but most of them did work.
>>548749220none of them
>>548749483Eliora sharing her meatdildo (Telol) with Asalys while Elicia cries and masturbates in the corner.
the gay nigger community is heating up
>>548747656FREE move speed???
I joined one of the guilds in the OP just to report people using the guildchat for hatespeech.
>>548751465Good for you nigger
>>548751465you've miscalculated one thing anonI've also reported (You) for using hate speech
>>548705115>Don't share this but (convenient novel listing extremely damaging information)>supposedly posted by a literal who dev>BBC+ still full of whales and DP swipers, AH full of Vanity salesI'll believe it only because it reaffirms my biases.
anyone with social skill here?How do i tell my warlock to kill himself without telling him to kill himself>hellfire hellfire hellfire :DDDreg mana>life tap :DDD
>>548753575stop healing him you cuckold
>>548753575gut fugged :D:D:D:D
>turtle custom quest involves established character with a heavy accent>they make 0 attempt to replicate it in the new dialog, very obviously written by someone different when you compare the new lines with ones from the base gameDidn't this used to be some sort of intense RP server where you'd be banned for being too out of character? You'd think they'd pay attention to stuff like that.
>>548754472you now remember that a lot of the quest dialogue is google translated from russian to english
I want fresh.
>>548755027we just got freshwe're still on fucking molten core
>>548755238yeah but I already burned my bridges with <Evil> so we need a new fresh with a new 4chan guild for me to join
>>548755423Just make an alt?
>>548755027>freshsee >>548660083
>>548755515they'll know it's me from the discord account
>>548755708how would a new server solve this?
she full and asleep
>>548756229because it won't all be the same people and of the same people if they're the ones who bring up problems from an old server it'll look like they're the schizos not me
>>548756481i think you should just make up
