Burn, burn, BURN! EditionPreviously: >>546564817Latest News:https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/let-it-snow-the-christmas-village-returns---this-week-in-runescape>Grind Christmas Village for a chance at the Black Santa hat>New boss on December 8th>Treasure hunter will be removed on January 19th>2025-26 Content Roadmaphttps://cdn.runescape.com/assets/img/external/news/2025/03/llama/RSAheadRF/roadmap.jpg>I haven't played since the First Age, what did I miss?Wiki Guide for Returning Players: https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersRuneScape Official News Archive: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/archive?cat=0List of Game Updates: https://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Useful Links:RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/New Player Setup Guide: https://thersguide.com/PvM Encyclopedia: https://pvme.io/Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guideMiscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/MiscellaniaPerk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks>Latest Quest: Stellar Bornhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/stellar-born---new-star-sprite-quest---this-week-in-runescape>New Skill: NecromancyOfficial Website: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-skill-necromancy---this-week-in-runescapeSkill Guide: https://runescape.wiki/w/NecromancySkill Training: https://runescape.wiki/w/Necromancy_training
So there I was, just noobing along, doing some mining or some such shit, when all of a sudden BIG DADDY JAGEX jumped out from behind a tree and fucked me up the assAnd do you know what he said?Hahaha! Yes! Yes!BIG DADDY JAGEX WINS YOUR ASS AGAIN!Snigger!Chortle!Guffaw!
ne1 here game rs on linux through wine and be able to open the dev console?
>>548636887linux haxxors are not allowed to mess with the consoie
>>548636887https://old.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1p7huj9/experimental_first_view_of_new_quest_helper_plugin/maybe this is relevant idk im not a hacker but I saw it last week.
>>548645873>Although not affiliated with Jagex, it is also not against their T&C - it is even mentioned on the post to play on Linux.Only the launcher is mentioned as it helps playing on Linux. The plugin system (including alt1) violates the EULA because it is written very broadly.>(...) you will not (...) combine, associate, wrap-around, integrate, or align, any third-party software, components or add-on features with the Software or any part of it, in any manner whatsoever;
RS3, that's that shit I don't likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-e7YCixJaY
nobody talks in this game im gonna go insaaaaaane why does nobody talk even in my clan they will talk and then just not talk for hours then say gz when someone gets subjugation robe bottom then talk and then hours of silence ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>548654971My clan talks all the time and I'm always appearing offline because I don't want them gzzzzzing at me every time I do something.
i really wanna quit rs3 cause i dont think jagex will fix this game at all in 2026. like we all know they won't.remember, this game has NEVER GAINED PLAYERS SINCE 2013. ONLY LOST.
ill be honest i was really enjoying rs3 again until i got to all the new necromancy shit. and of course they tied it into fort forinthry. i don't like necromancy at all and feel it's one of the biggest fumbles rs3 has made. it just doesn't fit runescape.
>>548665791Yeah it's way too good, enjoyable, and streamlined compared to the other three styles.Luckily promised to fix other styles next year and then it's all going to fit together again.
>>548671426its not enjoyable at all having to make the inks for rituals is gonna make me quit
>>548672578Your problems are self inflicted.
>>548672804im an ironman
>>548672896Exactly.
okay friends im finally going to download the clients for 2006scape, vidyascape, 2009scape, 2011scape, and 2012scape.lets hope i dont get my real rs accounts hacked.
>>548665791>it just doesn't fit runescape.The game has always had necromancers in it, there's honestly no reason why you couldn't be able to learn it but it could've just been another spellbook for magic instead of a whole new combat skill, the only retarded thing though was the whole 'consensual analogy' or power of friendship as others compared it as. Jagex has been making the player character too much on the good side when in the old times they player was more neutral and they even gave you evil choices in that Carnellian quest and the one where you get the staff of armadyl for Lucien.
Okay this shit sucks ass.
i found 2011scape, jits! far superior to 2012scape, but only marginally
got banned from 2009scape for spamming n word 40 times on darkan
i spammed the n word 40 times on a server called 2012scape cause they were being stupid losers and then i logged off and went on 2009scape where one of the moderators teled me to the top of the grand exchange. i then proceeded to home teleport to lumbridge and he teleported me back, and said, "were you just on 2012scape?"i then closed out of the client and uninstalledDONT BE A STUPID LOSER AND I WONT HAVE TO SPAM THE N WORD.
>>548702564Playing multiple accounts on different bootleg runescape servers is crazier than playing 20 alts on the real one.
what do you mean "you still play rs3?"
obligatory carby tax
>>548702564Damn bro that's crazy.
back on the real game. jesus christ i cant do osrs idk how its so popular
>>548708254I should log into my alts and gather paper but I'm lazy.
obligatory smug tax
>>548673559Why stop there?You should also download the clients for 2007.5 scape, scaper-runer, runningscape, halfscape, AD3001scape, and 10,000,000BCscapeLets not forget Lubescape and Dangscape.I think there's also an analwartscape.
>>548720420fuck your tax>>548709828based
>>548728454i flooded a server with 40 n words and i guess someone on another srever knew the people on the other server so im banned from bothi honestly genuinely do not care because it made me have an epiphany.i still play the main game what am i doing with my life i need to quit runescape run escape run escape run escape
Known for his unbreakable focus and unmatched martial arts prowess, Seagal, a visitor from another world, finds himself caught in the middle of an ancient power struggle. The Zarosians, followers of the god Zaros, have begun a covert operation to reclaim Varrock for their fallen god, and they're not playing by the usual rules of magic and sword fighting. Instead, they’ve harnessed the lost, forbidden techniques of “Shadow Combat” — a style so deadly, it’s said to have been lost to time itself.But Steven Seagal is no stranger to impossible odds. His legendary combination of Aikido, Jujutsu, and near-superhuman reflexes have kept him alive through countless battles. Now, it’s his turn to face a threat that blends martial arts with the arcane. Seagal will need to use not just his fists and feet, but also his strategic mind and meditative wisdom to battle against Zarosian agents and uncover their hidden plans.
47 days until the game is saved!
Everyone in this thread will get a black santa hat.
I could write you a shit ton of stuff about what they would need to do to actually fix the game. And I mean ACTUALLY fix it. So, if keys are going, this means xp needs to be bufffed across the board for many skills. "B-But isn't RS3 already fast?!" Sorta, kinda, but not enough consistency. Mid-game agility needs to be buffed, herblore should probably receive a buff at lower levels, crafting should probably have more methods than stupid gem rocks, fletching is too slow, no it isn't yes it is. Runecrafting should actually be feasible instead of runespanning to like 90. Summoning should be better xp across the board. Divination should be actual good xp fucking doing my daily caches. Dungeoneering should be better xp and more tokens.Also add a weekly store that isn't Thalmund that sells all the inks for Necromancy, along with another way to get souls in general. JUST DO RITUALS UNTIL 120 BRO NO I HATE THEM FUCK THIS SKILL.
>>548780214>JUST DO RITUALS UNTIL 120 BROIt's a combat skill lmao, just do combat.
>>548783472you need souls.
>>548784115You'll have all the souls you need long before level 120.
it's runedead
>>548780214Bro rs3 players a massive faggots as evidenced by this faggy whining fag post you faggots can't even handle a 40 hour grind for one thing and then wonder why this game is dying. Because all the content is ephemeral and is like a one week grind then you get stuck in bloated drop pool skip mechanics boss fights that aren't engaging but that's where all roads lead in rs3.But we need buffs to all the 1m xp/hr methods. The only skilling grinds that exist in rs3 are for ironmen and they are piss easy like fishing. I'm not a jots cheater btw if you use jots and whine about anything being slow then kill yourself.
>>548794251runelive
>>548780214The xp rates are all fine except pre-85 agility
>>548800391>But we need buffs to all the 1m xp/hr methods.The new mtx will give you +50% xp year long, surely that's better than lamps when you do the math.
Question ftom another thread:Runebros, pls advice. Should i get a sub for RS3 or stay on F2P for a while? Im just thinking if its worth it. I dont want to be a grinder, and 140m+ for a single bond looks too tedious for me. I just want to explore and complete interesting quests. Or do i need to complete all F2P quests first anyway?"
>>548832318It is tedious and you'll want to kill yourself if you do that. You can always grind for bonds later using P2P methods when you get skills and gear if you really want.If you want the proper storyline experience look at the full requirements for The World Wakes and start completing all the questlines that lead up to it.You can do that quest without any requirements but it's a massive mistake to do so if you care about the story. After you complete that quest you are canonically in the sixth age and sixth age quests will make sense.I just looked at which quests are available in F2P and one of them is a sixth age quest that builds upon about 10 years' worth of lore and it has no hard requirements, it's so stupid.There's a timeline and release order sort option in the game. I did most of them in release order but it's fine to stick to specific questlines if you have the requirements. Otherwise you keep switching between like 5 different storylines and it can be hard to keep track of everything.
>>548832318You'll probably get overwhelmed if you start as a member, haven't played before and don't have a friend guiding you through things. Doing a bunch of quests first it is a nice goal to give people that are new to the game to see if they want to continue to membership while also providing a decent jumping-off point. Although, I would say limit yourself to non-sixth age quests, since those will likely be super confusing if you haven't done a lot of other quests beforehand.
>>548835252>>548835985I played before, my total level is around 1300 if im not mistaken. But back then, I was basically just a mindless grinder. I was just farming to save up 40 mil for a next bond. I have 37 Quest Points and I don't know jack shit about the lore. So now im wondering is thats okay to start now if I get membership and start questing even the F2P quests — will there be a huge difference compared to staying at F2P? If thats make sense
>>548836968>total level is around 1300Well you're in luck then because you probably have all the requirements for lots of comfy early questing. Get a month of membership so you don't have to worry about that and see if you like it or not.You probably aren't missing much with 37 quest points but you can always read the wiki pages for those quests. They aren't just guides but also give really good summaries of the dialogue and the story. Even just reading the ingame quest journal might jog your memory.
>>548837818Got it, gonna try then i guess, thank you
>>548832318You got your answers before dogbreath. Now stop spamming this thread with your idiotic and insincere dumbass questions.>>548835252Stop enabling this idiot, you tardfucker>>548835985You too fuckbrains
>>548843126keep yourself safe
What dictates the price of blessed sand?It has only one use, it's weird that it's going up and down like that.
>>548720420Smug tax double
>>548860175>dat compression of form on her thigh
>>548860175Dang!Hnnnghhhh!OMG!I jizzed!She makes us forget how much our anuses ache!
4 days until the new boss!
Hail to the Skull Lord
deleting the forums was such a fucking retarded idea
>>548889785New skeleton conjure with a stupidly large sword when?They mentioned that there will be more than 4 summons so you'd have to pick which ones you want during a fight.
>>548893169You don't like reddit?
>>548893169Name one useful thing that you're missing because the forums are gone.
>>548900017They should have a dead quest NPC like Cryrius as a summon
>>548889785welcome back based skelly chad!
46 days until the game is saved!
>reroll from 1.2m clue reward became 200k These piece of shit clues will never give me a dye and I've done over 200 elites
>>548971094>200 elitesWhat did you expect?
christmas grindan
>>548989746Snowballs x50 as invention fodder pretty much
When are we getting a new quest?
>>549009804Havenhythe maybe? It does seem like there's nothing really going on in the world right now.
>>548938915Zanik
Signed
What did you get?
>>549059220Everyone got an ass fucking.
not even the chance of a santa hat can get me to play
>>548836968The $13 or whatever it is for a month is worth it no matter how far you are in the game as long as it's held your interest long enough to know you won't drop the game in a dayThere's way more stuff to do in members at every level
>>549059220A jar of anal lube. I did pretty well I think.
What was wrong with this?
>>549082108Jagex wants to make ever new character some shade of brown or any other weird colors and god forbid that anyone can ever be white again. I bet when Jagex wrote Charos into the lore back in the early 2000s they never thought of him being black. I mean for fucks sake he was born and raised in Morytania he should be pale as fuck.
>>549091978I just meant the style, not that she is too blue.
So who's all starting over on the Jan 19th? You don't want to be an account tainted by TH do you?
>>548938915>>549031018genuinely surprised they didn't let us conjure dead friends tbdesu. when negromancy was first announced, i fully expected that to be the premise of the skill. summoning niggas like zanik and hazelmere to chud it up with us. but i should have known they'd never do that because they have to make everything #accessible, even to questlets
>>549082108does look like a troon and therefore it's wrong. women are not allowed to look like women on runescape anymore because it's offensive to trannies or something
>>549114837I am not autistic.
>>549114837Hahaha!Every fresh new account is just a fresh new hole for BDJ to explore!Snicker!Guffaw!Titter!
>>549114837No. My offence history are achievements
>>549126974Post em
>>549127060i dont want to be jmod stalked
to resub on the maxed (pre-necromancy) iron or to start a fresh main on the osrs account that still has half a years membership...
>>549114837>So who's all starting over on the Jan 19th?What's happening on the 19th?
>>549139336It's in the OP
>>549139404Okay. What's Treasure Hunter and why is it being removed?
>>549139528Where did you come from?It's a gacha-tier lootbox mtx that lets you skip parts of the game.
>>549139767>Where did you come from?The catalog.
>>549139767Look at this MTX riddled account! Not a real one I tell you, Ironman and those who start on January 19th are the real ones.
>>549142806I will keep pumping xp into dungeoneering for as long as I'm getting free keys.
>>549142886Quite literally a child of dung. I will look at every main account made before jan 19th as sub human cattle that were truly the death of the game. But my brethren and I, will come and raise you turds back to greatness!
>>549144595*mogs you with a 20 year cape and turns into an easter egg*
>>549144785>mogs me by playing RS3 for 10+ yearsYou mogged yourself you little turdling. But do not fret. The non shitters are here to save your dying game from your own ineptitude and rot. Perhaps thy shalt buy another key to quench the tears before they disappear!
>>549145076>buy another keyWhy? They give them out for free.
>>549145168Don't act snide, we both know you probably have spent much on keys. Perhaps as a final dance as the jester you are for that parody you call an account ho-ho-ho!
>>549145571If you're going to make unfounded claims to make yourself feel better at least go all the way and skip the "probably".
>>549145659Simmer down now key cattle. I'm just avin a laugh. It matters not even if you bought keys or redeemed keys for free, your account forever has the blemish of MTX user. It's time to face facts, you're a product of the brown age of RS3. But I will lead you to the golden age!
>>549145979I will be laughing at all the new people because I know they had to click the fishing spot more times than I did.
>>549146142I know you feel bad for us golden age players, having to play the game. The good news is you will get to join us as we teach you how to play the game instead of how to swipe the card. It will be a treat for you, i promise.
crazy people have a superiority complex over skilling in this game. Ironically it's the least skillful activity taking pride in it only reveals how much of a shitter you are.
>>549146775Reminder that only 1 in 10 people have the combined zuk cape.
>>549147882there is no way these stats are real
>>549059220I put in a draconic visage, I received a draconic visage in return
>>549147882No wonder this game has gone downhill
>>549127254>is ok with jmods raping him in the asshole>isn't ok with jmods stalking him because of offense history???
Honestly, I can't even defend RS3. This shit is the definition of slop. I'll hold out for 2026, but it's like Jagex wants me to quit.
>>549164536The game has gone downhill since EOC but gone downhill even more since around 2017. RS3 has massive swabs of content that are genuine slop and never fit the RS world at all. Anachronia never fit. All of the ports shit and the eastern islands and arc shit never fit. Player owned farms never fit. Necromancy doesnt fit. Parts of archaeology fit but i'd argue even most of that doesn't fit. The lost grove doesn't fit. Mazcab doesn't fit.I hate RS3 and I hate OSRS.
>>549147882Even less people have gotten the inferno cape legitimately in OSRS, whats your point?
Grinding games simply cannot be defended. There is grinding, then there is GRINDING. JUST GRIND FOR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF HOURS BRO. IT'S FUN BRO IT REALLY IS FUN I TOTALLY DIDNT STOCKHOLME SYNDROME MYSELF INTO LIKING THE GAME.I'm just addicted, but it actually isn't fun. It's fun at first. But then you realize the goal of grinding games, is, obviously max XP. People say it isn't, but it obviously is? These kinds of games are about goals. If you aren't setting goals I don't know how you could be having fun. "It's just for fun bro!" No, fun is a given. If you aren't having fun AND you're committing to thousand hour grinds, something has gone wrong.
>>549180207Yes but osrs pvm is a joke so it obviously attracts even worse players.
last good era was before the new crafting master and parcels from the hedge event
>>549185345Why did they make the crafting master in the guild brown? He was originally white and still is in OSRS.
>>549186259he's still white and old in rs3, just dead in the underworldyou already know why They™ did it
>>548633264Aiiie
do any of you fags actually enjoy this game
>>549208838It's alright.
>>549208838I like the questing and story so far (5th Age). Hope it will be even better down the road
>>549208838I haven't enjoyed the game in years, but stuck around for a while because it was cheap.Recently I've found that roguelikes scratch the RS itch better than RS itself. Progression feels fulfilling, gameplay is engaging.Jagex caters towards the Cookie Clicker/mobile gamer audience too much for my liking. Whoever proposed the mobile app deserves to be fired
>>549208838https://runescape.wiki/w/The_Raptor#Fort_ForinthryDuring the Dead and Buried quest, it is revealed that the Raptor is actually Queen Ellamaria. She has been using the male persona of the Raptor to hide her identity and pursue an adventuring lifestyle, away from her royal duties. In the following quest, Ancient Awakening, Ellamaria tells the player she has no intentions of revealing the Raptor's identity and he will remain as he always has.[4]
>>548633264Imagine the paizuri
Don't know how the fuck anyone can play this game as an HC ironlet, almost got fucked at Greg's because of lag.
>>549220496if ur dying to greg as a hcim ur playing the game wrong
>>549208838>do any of you fags actually enjoy this gameIt appears a lot of them enjoy getting fucked up the ass by Jagex. But then fags would enjoy that sort of thing. Other players who got into Runescape after it went to shit just expect being ass fucked as part of the normal game experience. They dont know any difference, so they casually wipe the Jagex jizz away from their bumholes like its just a bout of diarrhea and keep on playing.
44 days until the game is saved!
>>549215762i love paizuri so fucking much
>>5492088388 year old me does, and he is stuck in the 4th age with gear and free xp from the 5th
How many alts do I need to secure a black party hat for myself?
Runescape
>>549267697I'm ready for my party hat.
>>549291590Genuinely soulless. You're only supposed to play one character for each game mode.I have an RS3 main and an RS3 HCIM. I may eventually make a CGIM.I also have an OSRS main and an OSRS HCIM. I may eventually make a HCGIM and a UIM. Although I really think GIM is a failed concept across both games.
Started playing RunescapeNow they call me "Bubbles">Why do they call you Bubbles?Well it all began when I first logged into Runescape. I has so much fun at first. But then I began farting uncontrollably. These farts would just "bubble" out of me. Not a strong forceful pumping fart that was strong and manly. No. These farts would blip out of my bum. Ever seen a thermal mud pool? Bubbles of hot gas rising through watery hot mud. "Blip! blip! blip!" Just like that. All day. Every day.Of course I tried changing my diet but nothing worked. So I went to the Doctor. At first he was as confused as I was. But when I mentioned I played Runescape he understood immediately."Young man, you have a severe case of anal fatigue caused by playing Runescape. You have had your ass stretched out so much by Jagex that your anal sphincter has lost all its elasticity. Now its all loose and flubbery. So instead of holding in your gas like a man and letting rip roar with one mighty blast it now constantly leaks out in little bubbles. They should call you Bubbles. Now get out out of my office, you faggot."He then got on the phone, on all the social media, and proceeded to tell all my friends and family about it. He even sent an email to my teacher saying I should be called "Bubbles" and put in a special class for Runescape faggots.The next day when I arrived at school everyone was laughing and calling me "Bubbles". When I got home my parents had moved all my bed and all my stuff into the garage and put up a sign saying "Bubbles" Even the bank began addressing my statements as "Mr Bubbles the faggot"So that is how I got to be called "Bubbles"You can call me that too, everyone else does.
Didn't get shit.
Fuck this shitty christmas raffle
>Unlucky, maybe next time but keep earning those good goy points!Fuck Jagex.
>>549291590this man gives $90 per month to jagex. the company notorious for taking for money and raping you in return. help it make sense
>>549300954what are these special classes for runescape faggots like? they didnt have anything like that when i was in school... but then again, when i was a kid, jagex actually ran a good game and didn't violently rape its players. it only happened rarely. rare enough that your anus could fully recover before the next ass pounding, thus not receive any permanent damage like it does now.
>>549314287Actually the Runescape faggot classes were a lot better than I expected. I was surprised.The teachers taught us a lot of useful information. Like which anal lubricant is best, or how to get a rectum replacement. But perhaps the best lesson was on "How to quit Runescape permanently" They gave us pointers on RWTing your account away, what other games are far better to play, and how to sew cross stitches across your butt hole.I think I learned more useful information in those classes than anywhere else.
Why no one is buying my shit ass azure something-breath scroll? He kinda cost a lot but still
>>549314287I wanted to learn electrical engineering. When I went to college they made us fill out a question sheet. Included was "Do you play runescape" which I answered as "yes"Imagine my surprise when I found myself in a class full of trannies, fags and perverts discussing the size the Mod Blkwitch's strap on dragon dildo.The first assignment that week was "How loudly do you squeal?"
Will RS3 ever get UIM and HCIM? I'm assuming HCIM will never happen because CGIM is supposed to be our equivalent. I would play CGIM if it didn't restrict you from so much content. Can't do evil trees, can't do wilderness events, can't get xp from seasonal events. Unironically feels like a dead mode.
>log into runescape>get anally raped jagex>decide to watch some youtube instead>get anally raped by google>wake up the next day>decide to watch some youtube while playing runescape>get double penetrated by jagex and googlei'm just so sick of getting raped by shitty companies ruining the stuff i used to love
>>549341309i meant to say HCGIM not HCIM
i really wish jagex would just host older versions of the game themselves but redditors say "there's no demand bro we already have that with osrs"im here. im the demand.give me official 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 with no updates, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012 (before eoc and mtx)am i the only person who wants all of the old game iterations preserved??
i got banned from the servers for flooding the n word....i really wish jagex would just host older versions of the game themselves but redditors say "there's no demand bro we already have that with osrs"im here. im the demand.give me official 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 with no updates, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012 (before eoc and mtx)am i the only person who wants all of the old game iterations preserved?
>>549314024>$90Only my main account has a subscription but if I did pay a subscription for the alts I'd also get them premier because no sane person would pay the monthly price when premier exists.
idk how ppl justify paying membs on multiple accs.my iron is further ahead than my main. my debit card for some reason literally doesnt work on online transactions so i cant even get premiere lmfao.money isnt real what is life
I didn't even notice the weekly buffs section in the news post.
/rsg/ is only one letter away from /osg/ and its really starting to show
>>549355152It wouldn't look like osg if you bothered to quote posts you're replying to.
>>549297208>supposed toDon't let others tell you how to play.
i can't output dps for shit
>>549375853press your buttons harder
>>549375853Follow the spreadsheets until you understand why the spreadsheet is that way.
>>549375853Press your buttons in the right order
Next week I will get the party hat.
We're back!
The new boss seems seriously undertuned ever for a "mid level" boss.I wasn't sure what the auto attacks were doing at first because the boss kept splashing.It needs a hard mode.
>>549410478maybe you shouldn't fight it in endgame gear
>>549247000sex
>43 minutes>Page 10
>>548645873>reddit
>>549431243its a monday
>>549442714>worst day of the week>4chan is the most activeChecks out
>>549375853just revo++, king. anyone telling you to do anything else is a retarded sweatlord that should be disregarded
>>549410478I'm pretty sure he could be one-ticked with melee shenanigans.
I miss my free Amascut portal
Chuggin that cauldron
>>549491740I can't I'm an ironman.
>>549492153>ironmen getting weeks of free porter is fine>ironmen getting free overloads is not fine
>>549410478Now try it with tier 60 equipment and level 60 stats
I can almost afford the mahjarrat aura in the reaper reward store
lmao
thread is as dead as guthix
>>549431243We're still here!
>>549569872>>549431243If this board moves too fast an admin from a group I'm with created an image board with a /v/ board, yes this might splinter whatever we have left but it's not like we're getting new people here. There's hardly any traffic on 4cheese so it can be a niche place to post anonymously. https://www.4cheese.org/board/v/thread/aad05d24-bd2d-4077-91c5-fa57860040f0
dead game dead thread necromancy was a mistake
>>549587216Conjuring this thread
>>548633264wait we're back?
>>549598150the thread? barelythe game? nah
>>549598150We are so back.
>>549598750yeaya boah.
I got that nodon spike thing but I don't even use spikes.
>>549615202I don't really either, but I like having all bis gear. It's the one untradable drop from heists, and I still haven't gotten it after 160+ runs.
>>549598150definitely back.
>>549598150anal rape?
>>549625648I wish it was tradeable but it probably wouldn't even be worth shit like the emberfire bow I got from the zaros heist.
>>549598150somewhat
the runes... are dead.
>>549598150maybe
>sign of life has been activated
im glad mod jack was laid off before he could make saradomin wear this shirt
>>549694361kek
>no enemy targeted>can freely conjure necro minions>enemy targeted>have to be in range to conjureonly just came back to rs3 but its cool to see that they still dont give a shit
doings?
>>549712465Waiting for the game to be saved.
>talk to death>interface immediately closes
>>549598150the game? in 39 days
>>549731994>remove TH>paypigs all leave>couple osrs players check the game out and leave after a week because its still a fucking mess
>>549712465getting my asshole blasted open by a jagex-owned dragon dildo
>>549712465beating the fuck out of my cock to some massive anime titties
>>549732736removing TH means more dev time focused on actual content instead of 90% of updates being more TH
>>549762449Except the part where the intern they assign to designing microtransactions wasn't going to be helping with content anyways
They need to remake Salt in the Wound so the questline can be redeemed and eventually be ported to OSRS as well.
>>549752478My God! You too?Is there never an end to this Jagex depravity!WILL OUR TENDER LITTLE ANUSES EVER BE SAFE?!?!?!?MUST WE FOREVER LIVE IN FEAR?!?!?!
>>549778205
>>549772382There's at least a dozen people involved in each one.
dont wanna use necromancy anymoresick of it
jagex will probably be forced to let bots roam free with mxt gone
>>549826215they already do lol
I have 35 points and I never spoke to Larry at Ardougne Zoo to learn more about 'Penguin Hide and Seek'.
>>549842835no one does it other than for the comp task
>>549780726Junior Environmental Artist ( DEI hire )Mod Blkwitch ( AKA BIG DADDY JAGEX )Runescape Art Team ( Salary parasites )Job: Fucking players up the ass with a strap on dragon dildo.Exp: Larped as a Catholic Priest at a boys school.Likes: The sound of players squealing in fear, horror and pain. Guffawing.Dislikes: Gum disease."I wish I my dragon dildo was longer so I could fuck more than one ass at a time"
Wrapping paper is OP
38 days until the game is saved!
How bad of an idea is it to blow my entire cash stack on bonds for keys before TH is is removedRebuilding sounds fun because I like bossing and skilling is fucking gay and boring
>>549921535How are you not maxed yet
>>549924985Max level but not 5.8
>>549921535That's a fucking retarded idea, save your gp or if you can use it to buy bonds for premier membership if you haven't already.
>>549927007Xd you're ill.
walk escape
How much wrapping paper do you save up before turning in?
>>549929968already have enough for premiere but probably quitting for the year anyway
>>549867463
wow at least one person out there has said something good about rs3 in the past decadehttps://youtu.be/BfNe9QiFvEo?si=gOZ10Ilu02dwnAw0&t=452
>>549972962>doesn't talk about anal rapenot a genuine runescape review and probably paid off by jagex
>>549973852Or worse. It may be Big Daddy Jagex in disguise. Trying to entice fresh meat into the game. New holes to mercilessly ravage.Thoroughly despicable.
>>549949724All of it.
>>549972962RS3 will be the most played MMO once Jagex is done with their year of integrity.
I had this dream where we reached 400k monthly players again
>>550022185between rs3, osrs, dragonwilds and brighter shores maybe
>>550013149My anus hurts, will Jagintegrity fix it?
>>550035791this is what videogames do to your brain.
>>550027224>brighter shoresIt's dead.
>>550052935and also to your asshole
>>550062451wtf but that one anon was constantly saying that brighter shores was going to rape rs3? how can this be?
>>550074732We hoped it would rape Runescape 3. However it proved that the Gowers were basically one hit wonders with nothing new to add. Creativity bankrupt and retarded.But we should have known that when all the earlier Jagex projects flopped.
I am getting really pissed at those guys constantly shitting on Runescape and putting all the blame on Big Daddy Jagex.Its about time that we acknowledged its not all the fault of Jagex, the players must share some responsibility too!We like to think we are smart and sensible. But if that was the case then Runescape would never have become the clusterfuck we see today. The simple fact is we should have been prepared to fight Jagex the moment things began turning bad. But we did not try hard enough. We should have seen the changes coming. We should have been prepared. We were not. We ignored it with blissful ignorance when we should have remained vigilant.WE WERE CAUGHT WITH OUR PANTIES DOWN!Yes Siree! Jagex caught us with our cum stained PANTIES down around our ankles!Your know how it is when you are furiously beating your meat, wearing your mom's panties down around your ankles, and then suddenly you notice the elderly fat bald male neighbor looking directly at you through the window with an expression of wanton lust?That's exactly what happened to us in Runescape!WE WERE CAUGHT WITH OUR PANTIES DOWN!So we cant entirely blame Jagex for taking full advantage of the situation. I mean there is not much you can do if naked from the waist down with a pair of PINK PANTIES around your ankles! Even if they are supersized sweat soaked panties, on account of your mother's gross obesity.Can not run away.Can't cover up you glistening naked buttocks and legs.Cant make up some story about tripping up and getting your mother's panties tangled around your feet. ( Well I suppose that MIGHT work, but I doubt it )All we can do is just be honest and admit it."Yes Big Daddy Jagex. You have caught us with our PANTIES down! Please go easy on my asshole. Be a champ and pass the lube would you? I have the utmost respect and admiration for you Big Daddy... Oww! Owww! OMG! Owwww! Eeeeeee!"Yes.That's exactly how it goes. My God yes, exactly like that.
>>550083039playing runescape really does cause brain damage, huh
>>550083039you need to kill yourself
>>550086478You are just jealous because you were caught wearing your father's panties instead of your mom's.>>550091490You need to rationalize your trauma. You were caught with your SOAKING WET PANTIES down around your ankles. You need to accept it, and BDJ's penis up your bum, as a reality. Then you can move on and discover the wonderful lubricating properties of axle grease.
Meg
>>550110706When are they releasing the romance arc quest? Zanik is dead anyway.
>>550110706I had completely forgot this bitch existed and hands you free gibs.
sandwich lady
Exchanging planks at bob is cringe as fk
>>550126134Why the fuck are Jagex so against letting your character have any romance whatsoever? They killed off the princess you were supposed to marry, not only that but they even went as far as having Nomad completely destroy her soul, and of course they wont let Zanik come back to life fully which she fucking deserves.
>>550148936Hahaha!The only "romance" you will "receive" is a BIG DADDY JAGEX MONSTER WHOPPER!Snigger!Titter!Guffaw!
>>550148936
>>550155262This wouldn't be approved today.Actually maybe it would with Mod North in charge.
PoV: you are a troon talking to mod north
I wish to state for the record.Jagex caught me with my panties down.There! I have admitted it. Its good to get it out. I feel better now.
So im about 99% sure i've tried every possible combination that I have of the 15 known seeds in an attempt to get a rosaberry, no luck.So I looked up the solution online and again im 99% sure I've tried that combination before. What gives?
>>550183581>99% sureWell...
I've been saving a few hundred keys from old Twitch Promotions for a few years now. Should I use them on Snow Imp's Grotto, or wait to see what is offered in the last week before removal?
>>550169079based mod north
bumpo
dead
>>550188703Imagine if they made the most OP promo right before they remove it.
>>550220827They probably will to get those bondies to buy as many keys as possible squeezing every last bit of that mxt bottle.
I am not afraid to admit Jagex caught me with my panties down. But I am curious. Does anyone else here sniff their own panties?
35 days until the game is saved!
>>550260872Ur so bad lol
>>550110706They should've had her be the Raptor as the plot twist, she was secretly a god at combat the entire time but sucksat other skills so her asking you for questing advice was still legit
Quitting this dogshit game today. Don't really care if you think this slop is a good game, because it isn't. 2026 will not save the game, and removing MTX will make the whales leave, which means the player count will decrease EVEN MORE.RS3 is on its way out. Dogshit game. N-No it isnt. Yes, it is. RS3 is not RuneScape. It's Run, Escape.
>>550281161See you tomorrow.
>>550281350I'm deleting this account, which is probably a waste, but oh well. I'm switching to OSRS. Arguably a mistake, but I just can't stand RS3 anymore.
I am quite happy to confess I wear panties when playing Runescape. I own several panties, each a different color. Buying your own panties is the right thing to do, much better than stealing your grandmother's like I used to do when I was young and immature. That way when Jagex catches me with my panties down I can take full ownership for my actions like a man.
>he doesn't play both RS3 and OSRS
Haven't played in years but quick question; while Mod Jack was leading the game did he go through with his plans to nuke karamja and rebuild it without the "problematic" elements?https://files.catbox.moe/bl2vgo.mp4
>>550288703why would i play osrs when they ruined it with sailing?
>>550288802Luckily he got fired before he got around to it.
bump
nobody even talks in this game. 30k players my ass. half of that is alts. and the other half is mains + their iron alts. 7k real players. and NONE of them are talking. cant make it up.
You know it makes me really angry seeing how so many posters here enjoy shitting on Runescape and Jagex. Runescape is a fine game and Jagex are doing all they can to make it even better.But we see people here all the time saying they are quitting or worse talking about degenerate stuff. Jesus Christ some weirdo talking about sniffing his own panties recently.No. That is not real runescape talk. We should instead be talking about how the removal of Mtx is going to greatly improve the game, how leagues was a great idea that restored a lot of good faith, and how lot of things like the graphics and UI are going to be soon be revamped to make our Runescape experience even better.So lets stop with the jagex stomping and focus on what matters. Like my poo. When I play Runescape I often have hard lumpy poo. Hard as rocks. God it hurts to squeeze those suckers out. I am not sure why it happens, maybe they get all compacted when Jagex fucks my ass. Other times I get violent diarrhea. People talk about "violent" diarrhea as if its just a blast of gaseous shit. In my case its very violent. Dangerous even. Almost lifts me off the toilet seat. Takes several flushes to clear the bowl. My ass burns for hours afterwards. Like its got a hot chilli stuck up there. Not sure why this happens either. Maybe I should stop shoving chilli peppers up there? Maybe its a result of using too much axle grease? Perhaps I should switch to wonderlube. I hear it was developed by astronauts.
>>550310015i love ur trolling cause even u, deep down in, know that jagex hates rs3 players. 2012 was the end of rs,
eoc combat is just not that good and people who say it is are coping. this shit is miserable to deal with and 98% of players are setting up a revolution bar and calling it a day. ability based combat + 0.6 second tick system? LOL. what were they thinking. is it better than OSRS combat? very marginally, because osrs combat is literally just prayer flicking.
im still not quitting rs3 yet though. ill prob ride it out until the game shuts down in a few years. 2026 is the year of "massive integrity changes"will this be the year?
w-what do you mean you dont like hourly fomo events that give 60k xp drops for 2 minutes of work?
>>550310015get a bidet, nigga. it helps clean your asshole when it's burning. modify it to shoot milk instead of water if you're that determined to shove chilli peppers up there i guess? not sure why you would do that though. does mod blkwitch hate peppers or something?
>>550318623>does mod blkwitch hate peppers or something?Desperate times require desperate measures.To date runescape players have tried the following1) Praying to Dang2) Shoving a silver fork up their butts3) Having their butts sewn shut4) Selling their souls to Glamgaland now it seems hot peppers are the latest trend in anal defense.
What if someone hosted a 2004 runescape server for /rsg/ for like a month or something.that'd be so crazy haha
I started earlier this year, so I'm not sure about quitting to be honest. I think I'll stick around until I'll beat all quests and get at least half of skill capes.
>>550272613This would be only slightly more preferable than the current situation.
what the fuck, the range blog post is actually good and shows that they're finally upping combat skills to 120? am i dreaming???????
>>550376253https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/combat-styles-improvements---ranged-betaWe are so back!
>>550377890no we arent. jagex is a monumental fuckup of a company and they could produce the best updates ever in 2026, but it won't make up for 13 years of incompetence.
i feel like maybe we actually are all just one consciousness. this explains why people feel like they are talking AT me instead of with me. they ARE ME. we are literally all one. it makes so much sense.
>>550350197You're here forever
>>550379967You can't even comprehend how back we are.
>Snipe buffsSomeone at jagex noticed that all that juicy combustion support shot magic into the stratosphere, and instead of nerfing it, they want ranged to have a piece of the pie.
and yet still, nobody talks. it's crazy how this used to be one of the most popular games on the market.
signed
Isn't there a new combat mode that makes the game fun again? How do I access it? All I see is Full Manual, Revo, and Legacy
>>550377890fuck, i completely forgot they even did that beta way back then. why is jagex so fucking slow about doing shit?
>>550423716sex with the anime girl in this gif
>>550410170Everyone is talking in the beta world.
i like this game i think its fun :)
*teleports to war's*
>>550309331With the rise of AI, chat logs are there to build a profile of you. I will not let them accurately profile the current me so easily, if anything I'll just comment on mundane things.
kinda crazy how magic is actually a viable option on irons again. camp croesus for cryptobloom. do the new heist for t90 mage. although necro is just as easy to do.
i want to play rs3 againdo i resubscribe on the formerly maxed ironman or do i start over on a main and abuse treasure hunter while it still exists
>>550486854i personally believe that ironman is such a superior experience, that main is literally unplayable. the same thing applies to osrs.
130 heists and no unique fucking PLEASE GAGEX
do you guys think it's weird that i'm praying rs3 will completely die so i can just quit? like i do like rs3, but i've accepted that it's also just not good to be so addicted to this game. i'd be better off if it just silently died off.
>>550497083i dont think the game should die just because you cant stop yourself from playing itsuicide bot and get permad if its that much of an issue for you
>>550497312not really an option imho.i do like rs3 but i also know jagex is a terrible developer and publisher. here's the way i look at it. will 2026 actually save rs3? maybe temporarily.rs3's population has been on a downward trajectory since 2012's eoc and mtx implementation. will it continue to go down? MOST LIKELY. this game will likely become a wizard 101 scenario where it has 5,000-10,000 players max. will it still be profitable to run at that point? probably, if they reduce the amount of servers and worlds, which will likely also happen at some point.osrs is the main game for what that's worth.
>>550497802ok lollog out if you dont want to play it
>>550498334oh no u got the jagex virus where u have reddit takes. many such cases.
jesus safecracking is fast as fuck. ill have the pilfer point store bought out soon. then i will grind heist for t90 staff and then grind cyptbloom. then i will actually GET 90 magic and be set for endgame pvm. bros...im thinking we are back.
Can you realistically do solo croesus yet without needing 100% endgame gear and not missing a single tick? I just wanna be a solo ironman man
>>550506767fuck the image didnt post here is pic rel
>>550507007u can solo croe i think. idk i will prob just doe the croe mass cause i think croesus was a mistake to add in the first place. but it offers super op armor so here we are.
still think rs3 needs a major ui overhaul asap. they should probably phase out legacy combat entirely along with the legacy ui. maybe replace it with a more modernized legacy ui. idk cause like the legacy ui is good for skillinganyone who says eoc ui is good is just not being honest. sure u can customize it but the actual assets are just so bad. and just so much bloat. also a massive delay because for some reason doing anything with it is server side
>>550510641I don't get the people that have 5 different buttons on-screen to do the same thing
>>550511691Usually people have something like a prayer on a hotkey and also the entire prayer interface open.I've never seem more than that.
jesus christ rs3 players are brutal bro. why are the people on this game so mean? im yapping in an iron cc and these people are genuinely mean as fuck. if you say something valid, to them it's not valid. because it's just, not okay?! also they want you to play their game mode their way. im an iron but jesus i never want to be again after talking to them
>>550513878don't lump everyone into the ironman crab bucket
>>550518776realistically rs3 WILL be dead in 4-7 years max if you go off of the annual player loss. thinking about just cutting my losses and quitting
>>550513878Ironmen are players who need validation from others. Otherwise they wouldn't be playing ironman mode. It's no wonder they are unpleasant to interact with.
>>550519469see you next week lmao
>>550487214I personally believe that ironman is such a shit experience, that main is literally the only sane way to play.
>>550541507i mean i just dont find it fun. it all revolves around gp.
>Stopped playing a full year ago>Look at all the "content" updates this year on the wiki>New merch>Recycled holiday event>Double XP>Another 110 skill update with 1 new training method>It would take me less than 2 weeks to recompThe absolute state of this game
>>550546778yes. ive told people this a lot. the game gets updated but there's really no meat on the bones of the updates. a boneless wing if you will. although those still have meat...but yeah!
>>550546778>Combat achievements>Amascut>MTX removal announcement/experiements>Leagues>120 theiving + heists to finish it offNot even that bad actually if you're a pvmer. I've put more time into combat CAs than I've put into any other singular game this year.
and even after all of these updates. nobody talks.
Enough with all these complaints about Runescape! Lets have a real RUnescape discussion. My anus hurts. How about you?
>>550551192do you want an in-game friend of some sorts?
>>550507190>doesn't deal damage>super op armor
damn what a dead general
>>550587652Only 32 more days
>>550546778120 thieving is pretty cool. its a good update.
2 years ago the >crutchbloom meme was a meme since etect was awful but if you still use tank armour today you're actually trolling.
Okay, I'm starting to get why people don't want a 2009 server of RS. This shit is as bland as it gets. No wonder 2004scape and Vscape are also dead, lol.
anyway im going to make a discord just to play 2004scape. however i doubt i will play long. imho all 1:1 RSPS preservation servers need an optional boosted xp rate of 5x or even more. I won't even play vscape cause 2.25x is too slow. Like, at that point, I'm just gonna play OSRS. you might be like wahha wahh slow xp rates just play. but nobody who is sane is going to waste time on an RSPS that could be shut down at any moment. 2009scape 5x xp is just right, although I'd honestly prefer it to be a bit higher like 7x or 8x. Darkan has honestly also been a lot of fun for a 2012 server, but 25x is honestly too fast. I'd prefer 15x or so. You might be like "you dont know what ur talking about." Believe it or not I actually do.Anyway RS3 will heal in 2026
>>550610367I believe you.What you are saying makes perfect sense. Even if you change your mind ten seconds later. It all makes sense. Best private for mobile in my opinion would be Alora (iOS); haven’t found too many supporting mobile but a few out there do, mainly for android.Currently playing on Vulcan. It’s a server that has leagues so you can replay any of the league content from OSRS if you missed it or enjoyed it. Of course some people won’t like this but personal preference for me and am enjoying so far. Seems to have quite a few players playing regularly.One I’ve played the longest is Alora and probably has the most users playing it but I got a little bored of it.For a very solid experience with custom OSRS style servers (without the weird shit like golden AK47's etc and miniguns etc), i really recommend either RuneX or Conquest. Both offer a very, very solid custom OSRS experience in a tasteful manner. Ironmanmode experience is amazing on Runex (very underrated server), and also Conquest is great with a very big playerbase.For a more traditional OSRS experience, Alora is a very good bet. Been there for quite a few years (likewise with Runex) , and also has a pretty big playerbase. I play ironman mode on all 3 servers. Have any questions? Feel free to askAnd yes I agree, Glamgal is vastly superior to Dang.
>>550614083i do not play custom rsps cause most of the actual content from the real game is broken. heck it's broken in the preservation servers too lmao
>>550614414 The high of Runescape Private Servers i(RSPS) has come down since OSRS has become more popular. The original hype of RSPS was due to the removal of the wilderness in 2007. Since then, hundreds if not thousands of "Private servers" were getting many active players looking for their fix.I've spent many years exploring RSPS since 2008. I personally loved the unique combat of RS and felt that I lost my favorite game.What are the dangers of these Private servers you ask?-Real Game Account Security -Personal Data (Passwords, IP address, MAC address etc.) -Malware / RAT / Keloggers -Data breaches from cheap securityDuring the many years and MANY servers I joined. I have met the most grotesque people and nicest people around. Some servers were just getting by with a small dedicated playerbase and others thrived with countless updates and unique ideas. There's no question as to why so many people enjoyed going to these servers to pass time or skip on the endless grinding of the real game. You can't beat instant action.Now, outt of around 30 servers from 2008-2023 I became one of those dedicated players. I spent many hours on forums, live chats and enjoyed the small playerbase to which I felt I knew everybody. I gave respect and earned it. This was where it took a dark turn.I eventually became a moderator on a handful of servers and an admin on 1. That's when the flood gates opened and I realized the dark hole that had no end in sight.
>>550623802 I eventually became a moderator on a handful of servers and an admin on 1. That's when the flood gates opened and I realized the dark hole that had no end in sight.Just simply logging into a private server, you are automatically giving access to your IP address, MAC address, username (if duplicated) password (if duplicated) and email. Sure enough, this was exploited by many staff as you can recall, were just teenagers with some authority. The admin and moderator tools/commands were easily exploited as well. The ability to spawn items, teleport to or send players to a location and even viewing inventory space with a simple admin control console. I witnessed so many red flags that players were unaware of.More importantly, private servers depend on donations. These donations give your ranks and items that help you immensely. (Note: giving away credit card info) The biggest goal on the RSPS was to get rich, so gambling was the most get rich quick option. Flower Poker, Dice Game, Dueling etc. This also had been abused as servers with uncontrollable Economy (ECO Holders) would change the value of items or becme boring once you made it to the top. There were several if not ALL of them had admins who spawned special items to "clean" these eco holders or simply ban them. The items include: A whip used to stake that gave defensive bonuses, seeds that allowed you to pick the flower color and even a dice bag with a timer to roll high or low. All of which was hidden from the playerbase. I'll be the first to say do as you please. Play a server if you wish. Just know the dangers behind them and NEVER use your personal or matching game information with these servers. Simply downloading the open Javascript could land you an irreversible virus that effects your game or personal data. Servers will even offer OSRS Rewards to simply see your in game account and try to use the data they have to steal or clean it.
yeah but u assume i care about being hacked. rs3 is a dogshit game and nothing is lost if i get hacked. why? because rs3 WILL be dead in 5-7 years if it continues to bleed players at the rate that it has from 2012-2025. this is just math.
I cracked the code on why hardly anybody talks. The wiki and major one is the death of minigames.Back then you had to ask for help and now everything is on the wiki why chat?
>>550648138When heists dropped people kept asking the same retarded questions that are answered by the npc, like how you bring chests out of the shadow realm.
>>550649150speedrun scape
>>548633264BURN
oops i have a life so i missed surprising seedlings. which actually sucks ass cause that was a free 60k xp!these wildy fomo trash events need to go
>>550674075okay im sorry i will give an actual non meme review for everythingdevious mud: N/Ars 2001-2003 aka rs classic - it is like okay in concept but its just not it. the combat sucks navigation sucks everything takes like 5 steps vs rs2. it's just not it.rs 2004-2007 aka rs2 CLASSIC - honestly really not THAT bad it's just the gowers thought everything had to be tedious as fuck which is what OSRS would ultimately also lean into it. a lot of comfy soul and shit, but everything is such a chore to level it's like no wonder the player count for lost city is less than 100 and vscape is like 40 max. these are for an incredibly niche audience. 2008-EARLY 2012 rs aka hd era aka the goated era - idk what to say i love this era. now a very valid argument can be made that the visual identity was stripped away in 2011 and 2012 and i can't even really disagree. but i really love this era of the game. however, it's still mostly tedious as fuck until around 2011 and 2012 when they added the lodestone and toolbelt. i really loved those features. and xp galore from quests. these are the best years for me in terms of pre-eoc gameplay. just peak. obviously 2012 would go on to destroy the game with mtx and eoc in the same year. but january 2012 was before the fall.2013 RS AKA OSRS - TEDIOUS AS FUCK BUT KINDA COMFY AT TIMES. I didn't hate it but massively divisive updates throughout the years such as Zeah (just a poorly implemented landmass in general imo), sailing this year, and just the general shift towards rs3-esque content is highly offputting. RS3 content should be in RS3! I would not consider OSRS to be actual old school, but an alternate RS2 timeline. Is it a bad game? No, but it's a chore to play and highly polarizing
2013 - EOC --> RS3 - TERRIBLE AS A MAIN LITERALLY THE WORST THING TO EVER COME FROM JAGEX HIGHLY PREDATORY MONETIZATION AND EVEN WHEN MTX IS REMOVED THE ECONOMY IS DEVALUED FOREVER.As an ironman? Actually quite comfy, but sadly the game has a lot of "slop content." I find a lot of content to be straight up terrible such as player owned farms, Anachronia, Necromancy, player owned ports, the ARC, etc. just so much slop and i am not very accepting of it meanwhile the community eats up, hand over fist. I like RS3, but I see it legitimately dying off in a few years because addressing massive core issues and monetization issues after 13 years is meaningless. you did it too late.RS Dragonwilds: N/A HAVENT PLAYED
>>548633264Threesome with the Twin Furies
>>550562605Not too bad actually. It may have something with the transplant I got a while ago. See I really enjoy playing Runescape but I am very much aware of what happens to players. So I got a rectum transplant from a horse. I think you could park a bus in there and I wouldn't notice it.
as as first resort must be one of the worst quests there is
>>550714103That's dead and buried.
Has anyone playing Runescape received a sperm whale rectum transplant? I am thinking of getting one. Just to make it easier on myself next time Jagex fucks us over.
>>550714103Salt in the Wound will forever have that title
There needs to be an option for quests to have bosses actually be hard and challenging, I'm so god damn fucking sick of every boss in the new quests having that gay ass 'story mode' difficulty. At least OSRS doesn't do that gay shit especially since you can only do quests once so they make the boss fights memorable and fun. The last time Jagex even put in any effort to make a quest boss challenging was back in Lord of Vampyrum since you were forced to use t70 hybrid gear and none of your usual overpowered gear.
>>550755058see, you still don't seem to get it. rs3 is a literal dead game. people still seem to be in denial about this but the writing is on the wall. it will shift into maintenance mode in a few years and shut down in 5.
>>550755058>quest boss challenging was back in Lord of Vampyrum since you were forced to use t70 hybrid gearI do not remember that boss being challenging in any way whatsoever.
>>550756035because it wasnt there literally isnt a single hard quest in rs3 at all.
>>550756263I died several times avoiding seren's bullshit at the end of extinction.
>>550074612true
come back
>>550755971Correct.What people fail to understand is that we are in a state of WAR.Yes.WAR!Jagex is at WAR with us.Specifically they are at WAR with our anuses.They will not stop until every anus has been annihilated, every rectum wrecked, every sphincter stretched beyond the limits of human comprehension and then some.Getting a rectum transplant from a hippopotamus will not help, nor religious devotion to Dang. Shove as many silver forks up your bum hole as you like but even that will not help you! NOOOO!Jagex is an inhuman entity that WILL NOT STOP at merely shoving the tip of its GARGANTUAN MONSTER WHOPPER into your delicate, tight, and doubtless sparkling clean anus!NOOOO! It will be brutal full body thrusts all the way up while you scream like a stuck pig. Like this:"Eeeeee!" "Eeeeee!" "Eeeeee!"My God! Its an Analcaust!No.What we have to do is mobilize. Protect our convoys. Upgrade our mechanized infantry. Increase our Industrial capacity...wait. Different game.No.What we have to do is put our faith in Glamgal. Only her oh so juicy heavy tits can save our precious poo tubes from the vile depravity of Jagex.Bothers and Sisters and Trannies of Runescape! I urge you all to abandon your petty squabbles and unite as one behind the big beautiful bouncing breasts of our Savior Glamgal! ( Credit Card payments accepted )
>>550755058>Elder God finale>You didn't have to do each of the GWD3 bosses to finish the questThey should've made you do each of the bosses + flawless Zuk run
>>550770373You don't even get to actually fight with Seren either, all you do is just run around avoiding her attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czGbsaaG0r8 jesus christ this video just ruined any optimism i had for the future of rs3. look at how excited he is in the video. i don't get it. what is he excited about
>>550780291Clickbait, you gave him a view count and proceeded to willingly shill his channel it's not about being excited its about making this happen which it did.
>>550780291You would be excited too if you were going to get ass fucked by a HUMONGOUS WALLOPING GREAT BIG DADDY JAGEX TALLEYWHACKER!If you were a faggot.Which you mostly probably are.
>>550785974>>550786487i like bussy but im not gay
>>550780291>they are improving one of the most important parts of runescape>this is somehow bad
>>550802424>they are enlarging one of the most important parts of Big Daddy Jagex, his immensely oversized monster whopper.>this somehow will not result in anal sphincters stretched out to the size of small countries.>this will not be investigated by advanced Alien species who can detect such anomalies.>this will definitely not result in an invasion which enslaves Humanity for the purpose of satisfying the lusts of Aliens with monster whoppers the size of Florida.
30 days until the game is saved!
>>550832972its crazy u unironically think the removal of mtx will save the game.even if mtx is removed (which it isn't even being removed), rs3 will likely keep bleeding players for the next few years. it will shift into maintenance mode and be shut down in 8 years at the absolute max.
ded
what a terrible general this is
>>550843708>rs3 will likely keep players oozing Jagex jizz from their asses for the next few yearsFixed that for ya.
>>550868624well the thing is, runescape 3 has effectively been a literal dead game since 2017-2018. the rs3 player count has historically been massively inflated by alts. i have never considered alts to be indicative of a real player count, and neither should anyone else.does this mean osrs is also heavily inflated by alts? yes. alongside the bots. the actual real OSRS player count is probably around 50,000-70,000 players. i may even be overestimating it a bit.runescape has always been a niche game. a very popular niche game, but niche nonetheless.so now you understand why the general is so shit. because RS3 actually IS dead.
Its impossible to talk about OSRS on this site anymore, the /vg/ thread is a cesspool full of mentally ill troons and no one makes threads on /v/.
>>550877851How many more times are you going to make this same post?
>>550878175correct>>550880443until the game dies so i can be like i told u so
>>550880443As many times as he likes, so fuck your Nazi control freak boipussy lol.>>550878175I suggest you visit the runescape thread on /vm/. High quality rs3 discussion. Those guys talk about big titties, discuss their rectums, make noob jokes, and occasionally post lewd images of anime girls
runescape
>>550682634foursome with this anon and the twin furies
>>550881695big titties and lewd images of anime girls? damn dude, sign me the fuck up. that's the kind of runescape content im here for
Where are the Dang lewds?
>>550910875Agreed. We need Dang lewds. I suggest someone do something about that. Break some legs if necessary.>>550868624Its a lot better since leagues ended and all the dumb ass noobs and OS trannies stopped posting here. Now we can discuss Dang's tits in detail, unhindered by moronic comments about dumb shit no one cares about. I for one would happily suck on Dang's tits all day everyday, while she clubbed me around the head with a pair of panties filled with her Holy poo. Bliss.
>>550917681Dang should get boned by the Skull Lord >>548889785
>>550910875They HAVE to exist
>>550903292
>>550910875>>550917681you want more?
>>550929940I want Dang lewds that aren't yuri or futa crap.
going to reset my quests so i can earn more keys before th is gone
The future is bright
sign
>>550939758You can reset quests?
>>550985208You can reset the sliske one but you won't get more keys.And the haunted house one that gives you lamps.
Where's my black party hat you fat fuck.
>>550989403I already knew about those, I thought he meant that you can reset any quest now.
>>550995342Last time someone asked for a quest to be made replayable they said that the developer who worked on making sliske's endgame replayable spent more time on that than players cumulatively spent replaying the quest.
This update is so fucking kinohttps://youtu.be/U1LaFkEQ1i4?list=RDU1LaFkEQ1i4
How come when Jagex was going through their 'inclusive and diversity' phase that they never made an update to choose to let your character be left handed or any npcs being made left handed at all? Not even Link from Zelda is allowed to be let handed anymore, every new game has him right handed as well, why can't us left handed people have our characters be left handed as well?
I like RuneScape 3, but I'm realistic enough to know that people don't want to start picking up a 24 yr old wow-clone that operates on a 0.6 second tick system. RuneScape is on its way out as a whole.
>>551006005Don't give them ideas.OSRS currently has body type A and B instead of male and female.
>>550927847>>550927976WTF i am JACKING MY DICK OFF to these images?! this is the best and sexiest canon, official runescape character ever and she makes my cock ROCK SOLID?! i cant stop CUMMING????
>>551006005kill leftiesbehead leftiesroundhouse kick a leftie into the concrete
>>551023156If you could make the choice to replace the body type A & B shit in OSRS with choosing to have your main weapon equipped on your left or right hand or to leave the game as it is which choice would you make?
>>550995550An excellent example of what developers should never do. Listen to the players.Never ever listen to the fucking players. The players are fuckwits and dont know what they want until it is served up to them on a platter.Players are morons, the more vocal they are in suggesting things about the game the more moronic they are. ( Just see plebbit for this ).No, what developers should do is follow their own instincts. If those instincts are good then the game succeeds, if they are bad then the game fails. But if they listen to the players instead then the game ALWAYS fails. Suck my dick.
>>551028489Seeing Dang for the first time was a harrowing experience for me. I jacked off so much I reduced my cock to a bloody stump. Its took 3 surgeries and a skin graft to sort that out. But that was not the worse part. I used jacked off to her while fully zipped up inside my sleeping bag. I jizzed so much the zipper got all gummed up and stuck shut. I nearly suffocated.I still jerk it to her tho.
So with the extra keys from (gold) premier club, do you get those all at once? Or at some future date like next month before TH is removed? Only wanting them now so I don't have to buy the Santa hats myself lolHaven't renewed premier yet, I still have mems until the end of June 2026 (been getting gold premier every year since it's been available, so that kept pushing my membership expiration date back and back and back).pic unrelated
>>551049381You'll get them all at once. It says when in the TH removal announcement.
for my PoP peeps out there. Don't forget to use your trade goods before it hits the 250 cap otherwise you end up sending voyages out for no gain.
>>550995550there is no fucking way that can be true lmaothat is such a fucked up statistic, like I understand it, who the fuck would want it to be replayable? I wouldn't replay it, its cool with the branching paths n shit but I would rather just read/watch what was there not actually go do it again to see it myself.actually laughing so hard right now how fucked up that is
>>551091436Some people were rightly upset because you kinda get railroaded into armadyl winning unless you know what you're doing.
27,000 players on RS3. Guarantee half are alts. It's over.
>>551028489A strange thing happens when I see Dang. Of course I become very excited and very erect. But here is where things get funky. Instead of my dick exploding in a cataclysm of ejected spermies, spraying the ceiling of my squalid room with fountains of baby batter, somehow it all seems to go to my head.That's right.My head literally fills up with my own jizz.It build,up until the pressure suddenly forces it out through my ears, nostrils, and mouth.I know there are sick perverted fucks out there who enjoy eating their own cum, but until I jerked it to Dang I had no idea my jizz tasted salty.It was a revelation. I enjoyed the taste. A lot. So now I sometimes fill a bowl with my own jizz and dip my snacks in it. Its a shameful secret.
>>551062509Right but it doesn't specify the date, or that it's immediate upon renewal. Unless I'm misreading of course.
>>551112662Okay it doesn't say the exact date.https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/initial-faq-treasure-hunter-mtx-reductions--integrity-roadmap>Shortly before we remove Treasure Hunter, we will provide all Bonus Daily Keys you would have acquired over your remaining year of Premier Membership in one delivery.
>>551112781Right, so I figure they're gonna wait until after the Christmas promo stuff, fucking Jewgax
>finally get a drop after 140 heists>it's the fucking mask>a fucking armor piece for a combat style I don't use instead of a weapon that would have opened up new bosses to farmI hate my stupid fucking chungus life
>>551115030Sell the mask and buy the weapon you wantinb4
>>551115201gray helmet prison
>>551115474not red helmet in 2025?? l0000000000000000ltime to make a hcim alt lil bro
<--- has a main<--- has a hcim<-- will probably never making a gim due to me considering it a "failed concept"<-- may potentially make a hcim alt
osrs is so fun bro! proceeds to craft lava runes for 3 months straightl000000000000000000000000000000l
>>551115030quit bitching you just got the most valuable drop from the heist, all I got was the shitty bow that no one wants to buy or use
>>551115030>>551122058agreed. he got the literal best drop from it. t90 mage and ranged are worthless. just do the easy as fuck tier 90 necro gearing path which directly leads into t95 necro via rasial then get ur 2h melee from zuk and mage from sanctum. necro is literally all u need u won.
>>551113182Hahaha! Yes! Yes!Fucked up the ass by BIG DADDY JAGEX once again!It happens.A lot.Snigger!Giggle!Titter!
>>551122404zamn. iz necro dat gud? I "quit" the gaem on teh day it was released
>>551123168yes. you can do all content in the game with necromancy outside of necro immune monsters and bosses.
whose clit i have to flick to get a smiley face in the cc
I played every version of RuneScape. Rs3 won.hat am I talking about? Well, the RSPS scene (RuneScape private server) has preserved various versions of the game.RuneScape classic (2001 - 2003): Jesus christ is this shit tedium incarnate. There's no reason to ever play this.The shift to RS2 occurred in 2004. There is an RSPS called 2004scape that is still in the year 2004, but will gradually go to 2006. Judging the game purely based off the year 2004? You do not want to be playing this version of the game. Watching paint dry will be more entertaining. It's in the same boat as RSC. When it gradually shifts to 2005 and 2006? Same issue. The problem is that old RuneScape wasn't good.2007 RS (Vidyascape) - Terrible server, terrible version of the game. Why? Because 2007 RuneScape wasn't good. Nostalgia simulator watch paint dry.2009scape - This is a 2009 version of the game but sadly they are having to recreate much of the game from scratch. What is offered is good, and it's the first server on the list that actually offers properly boosted xp. You might be like boosted xp, in a private server?! Yes. If you want 1:1 grinding go play the live game. However, there is a huge caveat. The game is still tedious as fuck and not really worth playing at all.2011scape - Lesser known server and forked off from 2009. Features Dungeoneering and stuff, but is mostly missing most of the content.
>>551150307CONT.2012scape - Same thing as 2011, but with lodestones and the toolbelt. I actually think this is the best server on the list because RuneScape is always better with MORE updates, not less. But that's my personal hot take. STILL tedious to play overall despite boosted xp. Why? Because RuneScape is historically an extremely tedious game.OSRS - In my honest opinion, despite adding more quality of life than ever, this game is not worth playing. It is extremely tedious, still slow, and infested with bots. There's nothing here for ME. I've moved on.RS3 - I genuinely think this is the best version of the game by far. Proper quality of life, more quests than ever, more skills, so many ways to train and bypass grinds (even on ironman). Of course the game is all about grinding, but ironman saves this game. Main is okay too not going to lie especially now that they are removing treasure hunter.RS3 won.
>>551150446i think if people wanted to play these versions of the games they'd just do a quick google search like i did and be playing them2004scape averages 100 people at any given time. quite good actually, but still very low in the grand scheme.vscape/2007scape technically pulls 130 unique players a day? not sure if i believe it but it usually has 30-40 people on at any given moment. terrible in the grand scheme, but okay,i guess.2009scape averages 30 players at any given moment. okay for a niche server, but terrible in the grand scheme.2011scape completely dead afaik2012 scape sometimes pulls like 20 players but usually sits around like 10.these servers are really not "for" anyone. they are just kind of here if that makes sense.
I know a lot of different people have suggested all sorts of fixes for Runescape. None of them have ever worked out. But I I think I have really stumbled onto the solution. Hear me out.You know The "Hunger Games", where two tribunes from each state are sent to fight to the death? Okay this is sort of similar but with some important differences.We divide Runescape into different sectors, just like in the Hunger games,. Every player is randomly assigned to a sector so there approximately equal number of payers in each one. Every month the players in each sector then choose two tribunes from among them to go to a resurrected Duel Arena,Upon arriving at the Duel Arena the two tribunes must change into special outfits before entering the arena. These outfits cover their heads and top completely. Meanwhile the arena fills up with spectators. These are real players who receive a bunch of free xp and freebies if they attend.The tribunes come out in their outfits and the crowd then begins to throw bread crumbs onto the floor of the arena. The tribunes are dressed like ducks, but naked from the waist down. Bit like Donald Duck, in that silly sailor outfit of his. The tribunes have been told that the one who eats the most breadcrumbs wins. So they begin leaning over, waddling like ducks, and pecking at the breadcrumbs. Unknown to them Big Daddy Jagex has been hiding all this time in the middle of the arena. He leaps out and begins furiously fucking them up the ass. The outfit are rigged so when the tribunes squeal in dismay they produce quacking sounds. Just like ducks, and their wings begin to flap, adding to the entertainment, The crowd laughs, throws more bread crumbs and enjoys the spectacle of all these ducks getting fucked. Once Big Daddy Jagex has fucked them all the tribunes accounts are perma deleted. They vanish in a puff of feathers....cont.
>Defeat the furies>The stupid bouncing lava balls are still there>One of them hits you at the last second>You die before you can get your lootAbsolute horseshit.
>>551159053cont...Now how might this save Runescape you might ask? Well its simple. First it gives players in each sector an opportunity to get rid of a couple of fucking dirty little noobs, Nobody like noobs. Annoying little cunts, So selecting two of them to be sent off to be assfucked into perma deletion on a monthly basis will be celebrated by the players.Secondly, by effectively offering Jagex a selection of fresh ripe asses to fuck we can hope that Jagex will leave the rest of us alone in peace. We will be able to quest, skill and PvM without our poor little anuses trembling in fear. Think of it like offering up a sacrifice. Fresh anuses each month in return for leaving ours alone.Third, and last, Jagex will be able to make up the shortfall caused by the removal of MTX by charging players to enter the arena. Of course everyone will want to go because everyone enjoys seeing disgusting filthy little noobs get their stupid asses fucked and then wiped out of existence.I really think this would work. It could be called the "The Noober Games"There could also be a sort of carnival atmosphere. With performing clowns, street markets, vendors selling food and trinkets, And everyone attending would receive a special amulet with some shit like "Proud attendee of the August Noober Games" inscribed upon it.It would be great!Imagine that! Players coming together again to share in a joyful event. Noob death, mega tits, and safe asses. Could you ask for more? No.Yes. I think I have saved Runescape.And to cap it off we could have some eye candy like Dang and Glamgal presiding over the event, dressed in skimpy outfits showing off their big juicy breasts.Its a win win for everyone. Well except maybe for the tribunes. But who gives a fuck about some noobs? Lol.
>>551160069Get yourself a comfy ring of death.
this shit does NOT workpvme lies
>>551165313Did you cut corners?
>>551165368nothe setup simply doesn't work consistently enough to actually be afk
>>551160069>dying to the Twin Furies
I forgot to check on my farm for a while, and that's a bunch of dragons. Only a little over 2mil worth, but it's better than nothing.
>>551160402The Analscape Games?The Runefuck Games?
>>551160069Your passive Defence cape perk?Your 8% increased maximum health from bonfire and thermal pool?
>>551204440Def cape perk was used because of how sloppy it is to move around so when you're being attacked by the falling stalactites and want to engage the other twin your character always moves a couple of tiles back into the falling shitstorm and of course one of the bouncing lava balls somehow find their way in that one spot that you can't move from basically wrecking you.
not trying to be rude but the twin furies are extremely easy. in fact, all of gwd2 is. the only hard boss is telos because u cant tele out (god knows why u really should be able to)
>>551209116It's annoying at most, especially those exploding mushrooms at helwyr that fill up the entire arena with the green mist. Should have mentioned the fight was in hard mode.
remember when Dovydas went to the netherlands, got some fat whore pregnant and then fled back to lithuania to play runescape and jerk off to hentai?that kid is probably like 6 years old nowcrazy to think about
>>551194637The Blkwitch Games
game is still at all time low player counts even though they are "fixing" the game soonthis is why i think the game has around 5 years left
>>551232325Game will be fixed when they introduce the "The Noober Games", or aka "The Blkwitch Games".The entertainment value will be vast. Noobs dressed up like ducks goobling bread crumbs until they get assfucked by BDJ and then perma deleted. The crowd roars with approval. Who would want to skill or do some dumb quest when such a spectacle awaits each month? Player counts will soar, surpassing OSRS and eventually returning Runescape to ts former glory!And I, the OG BDJ poster, saved it! ( Oh the irony! )
>>549375853bought t90 and im all good now.
>>551244779need better rs3 content creators. lack of advertising is killing the game.
>>551244779>zoom in>the last data points show rs3 going up and osrs crashing>the website stops working after that and no new data points are collectedReally makes you think.
>>551245394when the biggest rs3 content creator is "the rs guy" there's really nothing you can even do.
>>551245552Going up because of the holiday season.(including thineself) i ran into alot who said they came back because of time off.
>>551246078>holiday seasonThe website stopped working in september.
>>551246241L00000000000000000000
Just extrapolate. There's no reason to believe RS3 isn't altscape.https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1pbof8k/black_partyhat_alts_awaken/
>>551244779I just dislike the way they're taking combat. I don't think endgame gear should be 'accessible', it should be endgame gear for a reason. The only bosses worth doing right now are like 2k enrage telos, sanctum, or amascut. Zamorak got nerfed oblivion for no reason, and all the other gear is basically worthless.
>>551250201um bro eoc was 13 years ago. it didn't get "better" so it's basically impossible to make it worse.
>>548633264I want to cum inside amascut
>>551095684will you stop flooding this board with your fetishes, mod blkwitch? no man in /rsg/ is going to let you eat their cum. you need to just get off 4chan and get back to work making your graphical updates.
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>>551160069see: >>551123164 and >>551194637 and >>551226371
>>551217407i remember watching this happen live. i genuinely thought it was some weird ass skit or some shit at first before i realized it was a real meltdown. i also remember watching his viewer count shoot up to over a thousand, then over ten thousand as it went on. it was fucking crazy. that bitch was insane and this was poor little dovydad's first relationship so he had no idea what the fuck to do or how to respondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dna84u0jHY
>>551244779We had 250k monthly players in November, which was the first time since August.We're so back...surely...
>>551257650this era of A Friend was hilarious. Bro forgot to put on his monkey greegree and got ganked by a temple gorilla.
>>551252290late 2022 was peak EoC combat. Gear progression was meaningful, bosses were fun with GWD3, and there was a lot of hope for the future of the game. Then they launched Necromancy which was a complete unmitigated disaster.
>>551261472Necromancy has the best gear progression system in the game except for t95 which should've been a material to upgrade t90.
>>551246634>this is the player count even with altsGrim
>>551261641I disagree. I think its fine from levels 1-80 but after that it should have been significantly difficult to gear up. Rasial is a joke boss and a massive mistake to introduce T95 gear as a reward from him. He should have probably dropped the T90 components (and maybe scale him down slightly to compensate). T95 should have dropped from HM Vorkath or possibly a new boss.
necromancy is a big indicator that they wanted to go mobileslop route and get everyone to get to endgame so they can push havenhythe the new endgame hub.instead of reworking the abomination known as anachronia. did you know the reason it's hard to get around anachronia is because it's "intendeded?" "it's a land out of time it's supposed to be hard to navigate"you know what's funny about anachronia? you can use the group system to teleport around it bypassing the totem grind. i had someone tell me this was an "exploit"
>>551264462*intendedbut idk if im gonna be fr i am not optimistic for 2026.i have not liked the direction jagex has gone with this game post archaeology. archaeology was comfy although i wont lie most people didnt notice its miserable af to train without GOTE/a fuck ton of porters. but if you had those on launch it was a piece of cake.good skill overall though. you can tell they put actual effort into it unlike necromancy.
>>551236893I cant wait for the Noober games, or Analscape Games or whatever they are called . There's some irritating assholes in my clan always mouthing off. It would be kino to select them as Tributes to send off to the games. I would happily pay jagex another years subscription just to see them permanently deleted.
>>551256906But...but...but making graphical updates is boring. Plus I dont really want to finish them because then I would be out of a job. So I always spend a couple of years doing some ham half baked shit which accomplishes nothing and then make a big song and dance over something the old developers could have accomplished in a few days. I got to milk this job ( and your balls ) for all I can get before it dies.
>>551262213>Rasial is a joke boss>>544059303
>>551286230This shit is why quest bosses are always on baby mode difficulty ruining the experience.
So when are the gods coming back?
>>551286230its insane how bad some people are at the game. Its like they don't put in any effort and expect the game to revolve around them. Jagex seems to have started balancing the game around shitters so I guess they were right in the end lol
when the player count still keeps decreasing despite massive updates there's really no reason to believe this game will last that much longer. maybe it will be around "forever" as a legacy mode world ie rs classic. osrs has been the main game since 2013, lol.
>>551332170>there's really no reason to believe this game will last that much longerHahaha! Wait. What? NOOOO!No more anuses for BIG DADDY JAGEX to fuck?His MONSTER WHOPPER will shrivel up and drop off!Runescape must not die!Sob!Weep!Cry!
>>551332170>consistently around 25k for the past 10 years>decreasing
>/rsg/'s thread is functional>/osrs/ is completely overrun by one retard spamming all fucking dayIt's not fair.
>>551340173yeah that one schizo really derails the thread and its crazy how consistently he postsit has to be automated and using AI or something, idk
>>551338841see>>551246634rs3 is altscape.3,000 players with around 10 alts each.
>>551345707People are begging jagex to let them play both an ironman and a regular account on the same subscription every time subscription price is mentioned.Most people don't want to pay multiple subscriptions. Only a few autists have alts.
>>551332170the problem is Jagex seemed to have really underestimate how many active players are endgame pvmers. The game lost ~10-20% of its active playerbase after Necromancy dropped, and it hasn't really recovered since.
>>551354842You can keep saying this but it won't make it true.Necromancy isn't the best style for anything so "endgame pvmers" literally don't care about it except for bone shield.
people quit because of hero pass, not necro.anyway, ive been playing osrs. its better ngl
>>551360612I don't think either of the activities pictured count as "playing" the game.
>>551356110problem is that it crashed the market for other style gear. BolG went from what like 4b to 1.5b after necro? FSoA went from 3b to 1.7b now? Cryptbloom crashed too. Lengs are worthless. Etc... The problem is for the average player, Necromancy is significantly stronger than the other styles.
>>551362352doesnt matter they are gradually going to 120s now. t95s are gonna be baby gear in 5 years. assuming the game is still around.
god this game sucks monkey nuts
i played rscrevolution it sucked to be quite desui played 2004scape it sucked to be quite desui played vidyascape it sucked to be quite desui played 2009scape it sucked to be quite desui played 2011scape it sucked to be quite desui played 2012scape it sucked to be quite desui played osrs it sucked to be quite desui played rs3 it sucked to be quite desu.
>>551366375I played runescape when it was all of those.
alright im thinking its time to suicide the account. idk how people play this dogshit game
the best way to play this game is sit and fill out surveys for free keys while afkingim going to kill myself in 2026
jesus christ i just remembered why i dont play osrs. one hour on this shit is enough to make me go back to rs3 forever lmao.
>>551375506does the survey thing actually work cause i might actually do that nglalso dont die bro life is worth living.
>>551376058you usually get declined halfway through a survey but they still give you a few pity keysafter ~20 keys i alt f4d and uninstalled runescape once i realised what the fuck i was doingim either going back to osrs or reinstalling this game in a few days after remembering how shit sailing is
>>551379326sailing literally ruined osrs. i liked osrs even tho it was a tedious slog. sailing should've been in rs3 since we have all of the ports stuff. i don't get it.
>>551380441Why sail when you can just Teleport...
>>551333751Your time is soon coming to an end BDJ,At long last your reign of rectum wrecking will be over!You can cry as much as you like but once the servers shut down there will be no more asses for you to pulverize!Around the world Runescape player will make a huge collective sigh of relief, no longer addicted to a shit game. In time their anus will slowly return to their original size and shape. They will be able to walk normally. Poo normally. Even have normal farts instead of blasting an unholy mess of jagex cum, liquid shit, and gas across the room..The only downside is the Wonderlube™ factory will probably shut down due to lack of demand.. Damn. I have shares in that company.
>>551380819so you can do water agility of course, or even engage in thrilling naval combat where you do nothing but spam repair kits until either your boat or the bird that your cannonballs are hitting 3s on diesi hate that theyre going to shoehorn this shit into every new piece of content now too, the next raid is going to have a mandatory boat segment and its going to be fucking miserable
good thing we play rs3, the main game.you're literally better off playing private servers than osrs.
>>551382597youd be even better off not playing either of these games
Dear Diary.I have done it! I have quit Runescape for good!Today is Day 1 of having no Jagex cock up my ass!Feels good. I think I will celebrate by having a Jagexjam-free poo.
reminder. this is what they took from you.https://runescape.wiki/w/DarkScapeyou can't get this back.
runescape 3 runs better on my macbook than my gaming laptop lol
>>551386147Take me back.
>>551386147to me the most kino time in RS3 (post 2012) was during the God War stuff in like 2012-2017. Was a really cool time in Runescape.
>>548633264I made myself sad againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMxwLp8iBg
>>551394879Year of integrity should include a rework of several of those quests.
>haven't played since osrs when I was a teenager>make a new account with member status to try new runescape>start new tutorial>enjoy the new combat>start game out in good old lumbridgeI'm back boys. Is there anything I should definitely focus on as a new player? I tried archaeology on the activity tracker but it wasn't really engaging
>>551408215Focus on the main questline. >>548835252That will give you a direction and force you to try out a bunch of things because of quest requirements.Archeology is really only interesting once you're invested in the storyline. Without that it's just another gathering skill where you click on a hotspot and wait.
>>551410572you are in this wrong thread, this isn't osg
25 days until the game is saved!
>>551408215I’ve been watching some RS videos about rares and holiday events and it’s outrageous how rare they’ve made rares in recent years compared to the stuff like party hats and the like back in the ‘Classic’ days.They’re making these new items artificially rare with awful drop rates increasing FOMO rather than letting everyone have them one year and then letting the market adjust pricing as time goes on.It’s a bad model that hurts everyone.I opened 1.7m papers yesterday, not one gold gift… and out of all that, one yellow santa. And 14 santa gifts… not one super rare drop (no santas, or aurora token) Man I’ve been going crazy once I found out th is leaving, and I just came back last week from a 5 year break from rs3. I’ve made 4b in rares. I’ve probably opened 1m wrapping papers worth.
Hey everyone, my wife and I have been arguing a lot lately about how much time I spend on the computer. We both work and spend pretty much all our free time together whenever we're not working. I'm a pretty hardcore Old School Runescape player and I've been playing a ton lately because of a huge content update that's coming soon. Her issue is that I'm not paying enough attention to her but like I've stated previously, we spend literally all of our free time together.I know it sounds silly but this is a pretty big deal for me considering there hasn't been a huge update like this in about 18 years, since I was a kid. I've tried explaining it to her but she doesn't seem to care about how important this is to me. Earlier today, we were watching Smiling Friends together and we watched an entire season which doesn't take that long to do because each episode is about 11 minutes but I mean, damn. I need to go grind to make some money for this update so I tell her that I'm gonna get on the computer and this is when she freaked out.She told me that all I care about is this game and I obviously disagree with that. If all I cared about was Runescape then I'd definitely be making fat stacks in the game. Not eating snacks and watching an admittedly hilarious show with a woman that I absolutely adore.She cried and threw a couple of plushies at me from across the room. I stood still and none of them hit me and I cracked a smile because of it and that pushed her over the edge. She took her stuff and left to her dads house. She texted me a while ago that she doesn't think things are working out between us.I don't understand.We've basically been perfect and have had no arguments since we met. Did she expect me to give up gaming by this point or something?Any ideas?
>MW melee armor just requires skilling and is a fun grind that gets you ready to melee-PVM>MW magic armor requires retarded levels of bossing that completely negate the reason for making the armor in the first place
>>551428872I'm pretty sure that it's meant to be a skilling method first and armor second.
>>551428992I mean the ones that require tectonic and praesulic essence, not starbloom. Like if I've already got tectonic why would I use it and put more time and effort into making worse armor
>>551429230Because tectonic is not tank armor and people are like this >>551286230
>>551430559You’re right, you don’t have to give it up. You’ll just lose your wife. Until you can prove to her that you know how to play in moderation, you’re going to have to stop. Listen to a voice of experience here - you are both young and you probably don’t know how to communicate very well as a married couple yet. That’s not a dig on you - nobody is very good at it this early in a marriage. Putting your foot down about this will not accomplish anything except further driving a wedge between you. You have an opportunity here to show her that she’s the most important thing to you - take it. In a few decades, you’re going to look back at this and think “I can’t believe I made such a big deal over a video game.”
Merry Christmas everyone. I'm back playing RuneScape and my returning player RNG got me a barrows dye, lol
>>551431214>barrowsHonestly I'd be upset.Shadow or bust.
even masterwork isnt worth making. unless ur going for comp.everyone just grinds zamorak with necro and uses vestments, which are bis. can also grind amascut and get bis mage.
