Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #8868 - Sexver Edition==NEWS==>Tangle and Whisper in Sonic: Racing CrossWorldshttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1988374034820780521>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>An event movie in the ‘SONIC’ universe will release on December 22, 2028https://x.com/rejectedjokes/status/1995685906444100087==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #83 - 24 DecemberSonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds (oneshot) - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 18 February 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==rentry.org/sthglinks>/sthg/ OP template:rentry.org/sthgtemplate>Milestone pastebin:pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:grabber.zonetails.kicks-ass.net/>SAGEhttp://sagexpo.org/>SHChttp://shc.zone/>#10000 Projectpastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OCs:sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixels:ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>548621834
Rape silver
Rape!!!
Rape Fiona
Rape Blaze
Any hopes, predictions or expectations from the gay awards coming up?
Hug Tails
Rape Patch D'Coolette
RealDash is a talentless faggot and needs to fuck off forever. Stop plaguing this board with your shitty art.
SONEGG
>>548665259>duofag starts submitting his shit to sonic channle>something gets features by chance.>/sthg/ burns through 3 threads in 6 hours
Shad05 is just Shadow having a schizophrenic episode
Thanks anon for Konata's big veiny girlcicck
>>548666043
>>548666346My problem is these fags are acting like SEGA didn't say they'd do exactly this.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>548666043If we're gonna do that, you're gonna bring me some bigger size, Silver, you are not top in this relationship
>>548666556Only faggots and trannies on Twitter care about AI usage.
>>548666043>Silver - "This is the only Ring I need for protection!"
>>548666736Totally normal and sane reaction, anon.
>>548666043>>548666467
>>548666043IT'S NO USE
>>548666692
>>548666221Yeah, P4Revival stuff. Probably a CrossWorlds ad sprinkled in somewhere. Maybe a new game teaser but not I'm holding my breath.
Sexo chadow
Anyone that posts this to critique Sonic level design doesn't want a Sonic game... they want a skate park
Sex is not fair for males....
>>548667232Disingenuous nigger
>>548666043>XS
sonegg sexo
>>548667232That's literally what Frontiers was, just not a good one
>>548663117Nakko-kun can get very lonely sometimes>>548662746I'm actually a guy and unlike you I greatly valued Sonic and Knuckles relationship because not only it's canon it's also surprisingly In character. Don't let fagnadow and sonamy shippers tell you otherwise
>>548667232The levels in SA1 and 2 weren't like that. Boost gameplay introduced the long-ass hallway levels and ruined the 3D games until Frontiers.
Whisper's girl cock with or without knot
>>548667410Sonic is a complete faggot because he ignores the hot chicks.
Douge
I feel like if half of you actually had sex, you'd realize how boring it is.
>>548666319>>548667410Mah Neggas.
>>548667623How bad must you be at it
>>548667623Good sex is never boring.
>>548667623even you?
>>548667505Frontiers is the opposite problem, open and empty
>>548667623it's only boring for guys because you're a glorified dildo physically incapable of receiving the payoff
Rotor is a faggot.
Boy he THICK
>>548667505>sa2's speed stages weren't like thatgood one anon
>>548666443>there's still a little left, gotta clean it upFucking gross. Dropped it on that page.
I love the idea of Infinite living a completely pathetic life after the events of Forces
>>548667889Yes, areas that are too "big". The next Sonic game should remake all the old 2D levels in 3D.
>>548668089>Im still not on the listDIE!
>>548668162If Mephiles can get back then Infinite can get back
>>548668373mephiles is cool thoughbeit
>>548667601Sonic craves big fat human cock>>548667743need more sonegg
>>548666115Fancy masturbation.
>>548668373Mephiles was at least sort of cool.
redeem Mephiles
https://files.catbox.moe/qv6hyk.jpg
>>548667410This has got to be the hottest piece of Cuck slop I've ever seen
>>548668373Malphite is a good midlaner if you can land his R
>>548666403They should've kept in the swearing and red blood.
>>548668736He's shit, he's only deal is just his R
>>548666043>You need this Sonic, now go make Blaze scream for me since I couldn't do it.
>>548668736>>548668806You have to go back
Enough with what's next for Sega, what's next for (you) anon?
>>548668747>noooo my wholesome hellokitty for boys noooo it should always be E. nooooo babby should not see blood or hear bad word after watching barney noooooo
>>548668747I don't see any red blood
>>548668947Silence Sonicbab, superior franchise is talking
>>548669058
>>548669179Cuckver
>>548666043Should've called it condomver
>>548667623ThanksYou just reminded me of that fuckass songhttps://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo
>>548669179Blaze is a slut character more than Rouge
>>548669193>herrokitty fo bery edgy boyz>herrokitty wiz guns>but blood and swearing is dame da
>>548668947MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES
The reason all cuck art looks good when Sonic is the one cucking others is that you can't convincingly do the reverse, Sonic simply doesn't care about romance.
>>548669408League of Draven...
doin anal with krack rn
>>548669342Blaze only exist to be shipping fodder
>>548668271You need to be known for some bullshit first.
>>548667232sonicfags say they want more open levels but what they really want is crash bandicoot but faster which is why the developers started streamlining the stages from adventure 2 onwards
>>548669132The aliens originally had red "blood" when attacked instead of green. There was no blood in the FMV's.
>>548669487No character does anon, Shadamy does cuck Sonic, it's about the shippers being insecure
>>548669510Konata....
>>548669187League is definitely worse
'ge
>>548669707It's ok, he can go back in time and sex Blaze before Sonic.
>>548669707Would be hot if not for freaky roid bodies
>>548668162>Infinite wakes up in his apartment>Its located above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley>The heat and water is off again>Breakfast is another bowl of stale Raisin Bran>He heads to his shitbox of a car. It won’t start again>Has to use his bike with two flat tires to go the 15 miles to work>Of course it’s a thunderstorm>Another 12 hour shift at MehBurger>Crying kids, vomit, entitled Karens, the stench of grease, loud annoying music>Work is finally over, has to bike home again>The storm is somehow worse>Supper is an expired frozen dinner>The power is now out, has to eat it ice cold>He lays down on his stained, roach infested mattress>Looks at the time>Has to be at work in 6 hoursHow could it be worse?
>>548669546What did everyone do
>>548666043There is no universe that exists in which Silver has sex.
>>548669570Is there any difference between the original and final FMV?
Why is the only cuckposters here Sonazefags?
>>548670042
>>548670150Its that or Knuckles getting cucked, but there is no one else worth cucking
>>548668486>>548668540Yeah Mephiles was cool, that's why he gets art and fanfiction to this very day. He also didn't job pathetically during his first appearance, he was a real force to be reckoned with. Infinite would be "tolerated" if he didn't get humiliated by Shadow and he wasn't solo'd by Sonic later, but truth be told he wasn't as cool as Mephiles anyway, neither in voice acting, story nor appearance.
>>548668360>Monthly Elias magazineHOLY FUCK TAKE MY MONEY NOW
>>548670042Tell that to the majority of his fandom being girls
>>548666927Thank you.
>>548670150>Why is the only basedchad here basedchad?
>Sonaze hater has a ton of Sonaze cuck porn saved to shitpostWeird fetish
>>548670285Blaze deserves to be cucked, that leech can fuck off back to her Pajeet dimension
Freedom Planet
>>548670042You’re forgetting GAY SEX>>548670285Shadow should get cucked, give him a reason to be a moody cunt
>sonaze is OOC>
>>548670392>that's no mineKys Slopazebotfag
>>548670519I remember there was a sexy muscle girl in second game that nobody mentions for some reason
>>548670559>You’re forgetting GAY SEXShit you right
So you're telling me, Sonic would not fall for Amy but fall for this?
>>548670673Bait's too obvious
>>548670916Looks like a young boy, so yes
>post Blaze once>shitvazefags and sonamycucks sperg outwhy are you faggots like this?
>>548671035I always love artist cope when they give Blaze boobs
Seeing as how he only knew of humans for 10 years straight, Movie Sonic’s first sexual fantasy would have been a human
Since all you faggots care about is sex and cucking, which Sonic characters would be terrible in bed while thinking they're actually really good at it?
>>548671225Tails
>>548670942And Sonaze should not exist since Blaze herself should not exist, that redundant fraud that's useless and made for nothing but be a ship magnet for virgins that ruins every character around her and rips Sonic away from his narrative and friends just to boost her ass, she's completely irrelevant for a reason and that she's very replicable.
>>548671225I genuinely believe Rouge would hype herself up but end up just being a starfish.
>>548671402>*shits in your mouth*Now be a good little sperg and eat it all up.
>>548671225Blaze, bitch probably pisses herself and her bones looking ass would not get you erect
ggenos
>>548671460Why don't you like better characters? Blaze is bad for your health, every Blazefag ends up turning into a pedophile
>>548671163
>>548671402You seem like a very angry person
>>548671663unmotivated violence against males is not okay
>>548671726We are all angry here.
>>548671163And he's surrounded by black people.You just know Movie Sonic is an ass man.
>>548671035because this is the first Blaze post retard>>548669179
Blaze is perfect. Blaze is love Blaze is life.
>>548670338Need.
>>548671810I want the green one to take my soul
>>548671848wow the grammar on this.
And that's why Shadow is the bestHe CAN'T be cucked
>>548671663Very OOC, Sonic would not think this, he's not romantical, he'll either kick her ass or rape her.
>>548671973Coomers are literal smoothbrains, anon
>>548671848>sonaze haters are ESLfaggots
Can we ban Blaze already? Seeing her makes me wanna shit my pants.
>>548671725That’s the face he made the first night he shot ropes all over the roof of his cave. Which celebrity was he thinking about?
>>548671007Is that why he hangs out with Tails so often?
>>548671894Blaze would get a pass if she showed more midriff.
>>548671894That's why nobody cares about her but who she'll fuck?>>548672073Second this
>>548672074Whoever ends up voicing Amy in the next movie.
>>548672073>Blaze hater faggot uncontrollably shits himself because it can't kino princess catPathetic. Your mother should've swallowed.
Sonic should be a harem series.
>Blaze is hot and cute and better than Amy!Shitaze the nothing:
Have a lovely day, /sthg/!! Be sure to take it easy.
>endless shitver and shitmy spam>*crickets*>1 blaze picture>mass spergoutWastes of oxygen you all are.
>>548672427Not really interested as an idea
>>548672315I like it
>>548671810Jewel a darn cute.
>>548672427Sounds fucking depressing for him
This is how we make Sonic relevant in Japan
>>548672427At most Sonic would be willing to do a quick fuck before leaving
Hiw do I stop my Minecraft phase? It has been 3 days now
>>548667162Is this a real thumbnail to something or something just made her for fun? its so specific but funny
>>548672928I don't get the appeal of that game. It seems so boring and pointless.
>>548672639why feet
>>548672928go back to an old version, realize how terrifying the game used to be and stop because it's too scary
>>548672928At least you still like playing videogames.
>>548672928I used to get like that every other year, It will come to pass
>>548673064Nigga they are BLOCKS, how the fuck you get scared of fucking legos?
Hang Shitver Impale Shitver Strangle Shitver Stab Shitver Boil Shitver Drown Shitver Rape Shitver Torture Shitver Maim Shitver Kill Shitver Circumcise Shitver Waterboard Shitver Blackmail Shitver Shoot Shitver Flay Shitver Behead Shitver Poison Shitver Stone Shitver Gas Shitver Abuse Shitver Starve Shitver Crush Shitver Freeze Shitver Burn Shitver Electrocute Shitver Gag Shitver Shit upon Shitver Piss upon Shitver Whip Shitver Starve Shitver Crucify Shitver Mutilate Shitver Undo Shitver Knock out Shitver Stalk Shitver Harass Shitver Forcefeed Shitver Delete Shitver Cancel Shitver Maul Shitver Rob Shitver Grind up Shitver Bite Shitver Eat Shitver Bully Shitver Blind Shitver Gaslight Shitver Paralyze Shitver Betray Shitver Humiliate Shitver Cuck Shitver Bury Shitver Kick Shitver Slap Shitver
>>548673039why not
>>548673312>Least neurotic blazefag
>>548673312Idw is already doing all that.
>>548673091I want to play with Fiona's chest.
>>548672975IIRC the Cream pic was from something else and used to make that funny one.
https://files.catbox.moe/jxx5ji.jpg
>>548673612The Core 4!
Why are SEGA and Sonic Team so afraid of the Rush and Advance series? They almost never acknowledge them despite being apparently beloved.
stop cuckingI'll kill you
>>548673612why is nega older than eggman?>>548673707where is it from and do you have it on hand? is a really cute cream render
>>548673893>why is nega older than eggman?Is he?
>>548673312Thanks for confirming that you're the one who made this post in a attempt to save face. >>548590786You should kill yourself along with the rest of the schizos here.
I'm wasting so much fucking time being here and I dont even like being here. I hardly even like Sonic anymore
>>548674021well, I am sure he is the same age but the fact that they gave him a gray stache' is like he is older or just got fucked by genetics and is getting gray hairs earlier than eggman
>>548673832Kill me with your choco tatas.
>>548672340>>548672603>>548673101Shitty kitty needs correctionhttps://files.catbox.moe/w5cioy.png
>>548673803They literally acknowledge those games yearly. If anything, the Rivals games needs more attention from Sega since they're fun to play.
>>548674451Well I don't see them mention it a whole lot. Whatever then
>i cant open catbox linksWhat a shame
>>548673893Google is your fren.x.com/ezbeingbreezy/status/1258844021637726209/photo/1
>>548674154>all Blazegods are the samemeds>>548674358Kill yourself
>>548674589Why not? It's only Blaze crying while having her body held and pussy licked.
>>548674621thank you and i know it is, I thought I might ask just in case since I just assumed I wouldn't get any results with how much edits there's on top of the pic but regardless, thank you again
>>548674641>>>all Blazegods are the sameI never said that. It's just one obvious schizo who does nothing but shits on Silver while pretending Blaze was never playable ever again after 06, which is complete bullshit.
Why does SEGA hate the Dreamcast and Sonic Adventure so much?
>>548675203>We are not a retro companybye bye santiago
>>548675143The Olympic slop games are not Sonic games shitverfag
>>548675203saturn mini is a guaranteed flop and a dc mini would be too expensive for what it is. i don't trust them to make proper mini consoles anyway, the game gear one sucked.
>>548675203>we are not a retro company>sonic superstars >new jet set radio game>new crazy taxi>new shinobi>new golden axeBut totally not retro, guys!
>>548675417WHERE'S THAT NEW JET SET RADIO GAME I'VE WAITED DECADES FOR IT
SEGA is a wholly inept company. We’re lucky Sonic was ever good
Any jokes?
>>548675560It's crazy we have seen nothing on that or crazy taxi. Apparently crazy taxi is gonna be an MMO??
>>548675642Silver LOL
stop posting puck cornship all your stoopid ships all you want but dont post cuck shit
>>548675642Shadow eats a lot
>>548674792>>548674589the other one is blaze with her legs forced open seething as rouge approaches her with a metal strapon
Crackers are at it again
>>548675605Is that it? Blaze is just our cum rag now?
Nice thread.
>>548675642uuu tangle i am fat and gay
>>548675642The other day I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her,>Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said I didn't.
>>548675979Every attempt I have had to talk about games today has been ignored, or shot down. So get used to porn.
i wish people called out duo more for just spamming threads with cuck "art", if you find it funny or not is up to you but is still being spammed in the thread
>>548676164>The other day I was going down on my girlfriendlarping faggot kys
>>548675370Rush Adventure literally came out AFTER 06, retarded schizo.
>>548666043Silver could probably fly sperm directly into the egg with his psychokinesis
>>548675901>now>>548676258retard-kun...
>>548676291He can even make sex lame
>>548676258
>>548676258>sexless virgin convinced everyone else is sexless virgins
>>5486762462 pictures aren't spam>duogod out of nowhererent free
>>548676220nta but lets talk about games, which is our favorite one, anon?
>>548676456He can make it useless. Imagine being able to impregnate women at a distance with your mind
>>548675203Because the Dreamcast flopped in Japan. Only westerners like it
>>548676535I don't have one because I'm a seething faggot who likes to whine about kino that I don't like because I'm gay
he died for your sins. say something nice about him.
>>548676246why bother, he's got nothing better to do and if you call him out he just keeps spamming anyway but does it more butthurt
>>548676489>duogodholy mother of cringe, i would rather have someone in my head rent free than unironically saying this or having cuck porn of cartoon characters for that matter
>>548676291
>>548676854What if Tails grew a winter coat and became fluffier?
Nothing gets me harder than to watch this stupid bitch and her parasite gay faggot hedgehog friend get cucked having their love crushed and kill themselves. There's nothing hotter than fucking the shit out of a hot bitch while a stupid cunt who wants your dick so badly watches sobbing and then dies because they need your cock because you're the best and they're not worth jack shit.
>>548676689>Hollywood PR stuntIt was genius. Made sure everyone went to see the "fixed" Sonic.
>>548676854>>548676291Sorry didn’t mean to reply
>>548676689You can tell no one that likes or knows about sonic was involved while creating this shit. Like how the fuck you get so far into production without finding this shit disgusting, I guess even for normies that never seen sonic too, this shit is awful.Sometimes I genuinely wonder how awful tails, knuckles, shadow and amy would look if they didn't give a shit
>>548677021HOLY SHIT IM CUMMING
>>548677083Don't worry it kind of worked as a reply anyway lol
>>548676689Im still amazed he got to appear in other movie
>>548677021Eggman...
>>548677131There's probably an ugly Tails model out there given that he appears in the post credits of movie 1. Thankfully we'll never see it
>>548677075You’re giving Hollywood retards far too much credit. They did the same shit to Transformers and TMNT too, they just underestimated Sonic autism.
>>548677540chest too small
They should give rouge bigger thighs but keep the chest small.
>>548677513Yeah I know but sometimes I wonder how bad they would be but we'll never know.>>548677075I was with you that this was this 4d chess move but I think is silly to think it was nowadays, given the stuff and proof that we have and know
I don't believe in Tangle and Whisper.
>>548677075>pr stunt
>>548677678
>>548677849This abomination is what Mephiles wanted to prevent... Did we misjudge him? Maybe he should get his redemption in the next game.
>>548677824
You guys are making me fucking horny, I'll see you later.
>>548677075>>548677637If it was a PR stunt they wouldn’t have pushed the movie back months like they did
>>548678147You can't just redeem every villain
>>548678147Evan....
Cuck porn of Sonic is based.
>>548678084CUTE!
>>548678171 why wont you cum among usss?are you shy?
Sonaze is hot. Cuckshit isn’t
>>548678347
>>548678084sideboob amy has been popping up a lot on my tl and it turns me on more than actual r34.
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>>548678347pls more
spam
>>548678084Amy looks so good with bigger boobs. I would probably have the dress show just a bit less sideboob - not all the way back, just a smidge - but I can't quite say why.
>>548678778
>>548678615you put fwa twice
fruity boys
>>548673312This but Woefag
>>548677015He'd go from potato to marshmallow.
>>548678615
>thread is filled with forced shipwars, characterfags arguing, and cuckshit yet againaren't you guys tired of posting this stuff all day???
>>548667605Douge R-18
Bring me the crystals, shadow.*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*
>>548679203CalmSS a cute! No wonder she got a crush.
>>548679167
>>548679203you can always go to /fast/
>>548679287now show me Rouge D-18
>>548679203you know they wont
>>548671848>>548672427All Hail Chadow
>>548679398
MIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548679308>I used to have a kart racer, a girlfriend, and a franchise that wasn't dead...
>>548679139I've been around long enough to know most of these and it's funny to see some of them still pop up because they never existed.
>>548678817Maria is so happy for him
>>548678347Eh, it's not the same when you're not in person.
>>548679661smile because it happened or something
>>548679046God I'm so glad we're out of that era of faggotry. The OC roleplaying was horrible, especially when you could tell it was the same person responding as different characters.
>>548679203typical contentless behaviour
>>548679748This is what Maria meant when she told Shadow to make friends
https://files.catbox.moe/lzsnrf.mp4
>>548679838NawI'd rather things not have crashed and burned.
>>548679838Nice to see Tails' wives getting along.
>>548680194Holyyyy shit, sauce?
>>548679838Fox women are too sexy please don't post them.
>>548679916I find it funny how you're complaining about that considering what this current thread is filled with. how come none of what is being spammed right now bothers you?
>>548679609
>>548678812>Amy looks so good with bigger boobs.All women look better with a bit extra meat
reminder to vote for eggman in king of /v/ this year
>>548680347At least 90% of this thread is actually Sonic relatedWoefag and ocfaggotry have been a plague on the board
>>548680430oh fuck off with this again
>>548680347At least it's discussion about the actual characters in the games. I'd rather this than have a bunch of teenagers and autistic adults using this general as a OC roleplay forum for their barely disguised fetishes.
>>548679916Who was your favourite?
>>548680343once you go fluffy you never go back.
>>548680645>At least it's discussion about the actual characters in the gamesit isn't though? it's just horny posting
>>548680829Everyone shall be infected with foxoplasmosis.
Please. Forgive me /sthg/
How would Shadow react if he pissed off Sonic, then Sonic said he won't be holding back anymore and he proceeded to absolutely wreck Shadow far harder than ever before? Would he still go "I'm duh ultimate life form"?
>>548680829No way fag
>comms openmhhhhhh
>>548681130Shadow would orgasm.
>>548680194i am incredibly jealous now
>>548680645Based. This anon understands what's going on.
>>548681158Silver is gay if it we me I would mating press her for this
>>548680404Honey looks better with small (but not flat) boobs
>>548681224Do it before it's too late.
>>548680382CUUUTE
>>548681224Tails and Li-moon wrapping tails around each other.
>>548681521but i dont know who
>>548681224Gonna get something nice?
>>548680740My theater was howling, hooting and hollering during this scene.
>>548681158This is sexual harassment
Jannies asleep I guess
>>548681695This place has been abandoned for some time now.
>>548681618You own a theater? Is it successful still? Or do you own a whole chain of them?
>>548681695My autist in Sonic, you can literally post uncensored porn on here and it won't get deleted half the time.
We need more reptile and bug blobians, and do some aquatic mammals.
>>548681952This doesn't change what I said
>>548681993But they aren't sexy
>>548681763Any part of 4chan still have jannies anymore?
>>548681714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWS1dwrl2Lc
>>548682068Jannies aren't coming to save us anon. We out here on our own.
>>548682089That's because we don't have enough to be made sexy.
Jannies gone? Silvaze time
>>548682163We just got new ones though and I've noticed certain posters getting shutdown more often.
>>548681130He would take off the inhibitor rings and go>finally, a real fight
This is the fate for all Shadowyumes and fujos.
>>548682123The clown nose runs her design
French dub, not English dub
>>548682297
>>548679046What's the point of this list?
>>548682134/pol/, where all the feds are. Ironically enough.
>>548682381We have enough cuck art already
>>548682461Nooooooo my stink is needed to attract male hedgehogs NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548682461You...you monster!
>>548682535
>>548682585Silvaze is the least cuckhold shipmeanwhile Sonamy is the biggest; see Amy
>>548682556Shows which OCs are on the OC tumblr in OP.
>>548682759>Sonamy is the biggestok you have a valid point
>DIAPERFAGGOTRY BEING SPAMMEDMOOOOOODSOOOODS
>groping nothing
>>548682753
>deletedcool
>>548682964
>>548683178Is this the artist that makes the Mina tails stuff
>>548682952
>>548682413But wouldn't that kill Shadow? Best case scenario for him is a mutually assured destruction if the takes them off, and game Shadow doesn't seem to want Sonic dead at all so he'd kill himself just to KO Sonic
>>548683178
>>548683281First we got Mexican Mephiles in a shower, now we get Mexican Sonails. What's next?
>>548681993We need more blobians taking a sip.
>>548683393
>>548683281I like the pattern of Sonic and Tails switching sides in each pic.
i'd commission this mephiles to idb but i dont think his bubbly style would fit
>>548683636
>>548683636Why is Blaze acting uwu here?>Archie BlazeOh. Carry on. Literal Antoine tier jobber.
I drew a bunch of cute girls romantically kissing boys, but all you anons care about is sex, so I won't be sharing any of it. It's mine.
>>548682483
>>548684024You should post the ones with Tails being kissed. I'll appreciate them.
>>548683872
>>548683865We need to give Mephiles a crackship like Belle or something. Imagine Mephiles corrupting Belle and they have clanky rocky wooden sex
>>548684118You're the last one I want to please, you fucking freak.
>>548683963Shut up and don't read it then, game purist tard.
>>548684024>girls kissing boysi'm going to bed, goodnight
>>548684024I don't believe you, and think you just want my sweet, precious (You)s, liar.
>>548684137your mind is too dangerous for the outside worldyou need to stay here
>>548684190Okay meanie.
>>548684123
>>548684024
They need to remake Mephiles as a girl and she should get together with Sonic as Amy seethes
>>548684024>I drew a bunch of cute girls romantically kissing boys, but all you anons care about is sex, so I won't be sharing any of it.No...NOOOOOOO I NEED MY SOFT ECCHI NOWWWWWWWWWWDELIVER OR I TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE GAY
>>548684382I'm not fond of seeing Amy getting cucked but female Mephiles would be really fucking funny if that's how he properly comes back.
>cute girls romanitcally kissing boysi sleep
>>548684359
>>548683375He can take them off for a little while before putting them back on, it's not like he just immediately dies
If they bring Mephiles back they should make him a tulpa made from Shadow's schizo delusions.
>>548684549
You don't need to be a game purist to be tired of seeing tough characters getting infantilized
>>548683865>>548684639are there any images of shadow or silver coming out of the shower? i kinda need themyes i am gay it arouses me
All's well that ends killing 99% of the global population.
>>548667410Remove Amy's tears and add a blush and this is canon.
>>548684760
soft ecchi you say...
>>548684768>You don't need to be a game purist to be tired of seeing tough characters getting infantilizedBut enough of Tails towards Unleashed, Silver on '06, Knuckles on Generations and Forces etc.
>>548685027Imagine her kissing.......... Human men..
>>548684768All of that toughness went into the cute girls, turning them into men in womans clothing.
Mephiles should come back as a girl and become Tails's girlfriend. It'd be hilarious and cute
>>548685104How does that change what I said
>>548684925Tails doesn't care about human casualties
>>548685019
>>548685027AY MAMA OOGA BOOGA SMELLING BOOBA
>>548684925
>>548685104>Tails>toughWhat
>>548685245
>>548684024Draw Eilas kissing his human husband instead,and them on dates...
>>548684768Shoo shooooo blazenigger, you have done enough harm to the thread as is.
>>548685643Hating good characters doesn't make you smart
>>548685545Okay, I will I still won't show it though
>>548685504Is blaze a chump in archie? Apparently she jobs to rouge.
>>548685504
And finally, after hours of wait, it is now time for a Tails post to appear and improve the thread! Yay!
Friendly reminder islanders canonically have blob feet.
>>548685428Our BOY used to even tell amy to fuck off and have a good degree of mental resilience.
>>548671035Stop giving Blaze boobies, you're DISHONEST!
>>548685704As long as you keep it close to your heart like would I am happy.
>>548685738Fuck off
>>548685734
>>548684024cool.... uuu...
Tails?
>>548685317Sonic...
>>548685945Don't feed the Tailspedos.
>>548672427I love when Amy's legs are drawn like that.
>>548685753This kills the a feetfags
Seeing such kindness has inspired me to immediately post another cute image, even if I wasn't originally planning to. Let's enjoy it together!
>>548685716>Is blaze a chump in archie?Pretty much. But frankly, all the canon characters who are supposed to be almost as strong or equal to Sonic were made chumps in Archie.
I miss honeyfag the rapist.
>>548686014
Hug Tails!
>>548686226I don't because they linked her the worst character tails. I'd rather she died forgotten at that point.
>>548682297Looks cool
>>548672427Amy wouldn't allow other women to be intimate with Sonic and Surge hates Sonic
>>548686046Yes!>>548686284Yes!!
This Archie Sonic Online feels more like a fanfic than the original comic.
>SONIIIIIIIIIC>SOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIC
>>548686253
my hair is thinning...it's shadover...
>>548682535What the fuck is that Knuckles?
*character shows the slightest small discontent face*AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT MUCH BRAZUUUUUUU not my mommy not my fuarking mommyy....
>>548686452The thing that sticks out most is that it isn't actually written the way the original Archie comic was
>>548686365I don't understand anything about your english, i'm also indian btw.
>>548686505
Don't mind me, Sonicbros. They closed the front entrance of my gym so I had to detour through here.
>>548683178W-woah, goddamn Marine,
>>548686505Why is this shitty comic insisting on making Blaze look pathetic
>>548686610Yeah, definitely. It doesn't feel like something that would actually happen in Archie, especially the stuff in these pages posted.
>>548686610Could you explain?(legit wondering, like find what you said was interesting and wanna listen your opinion, not sounding condescending or anything just to be sure).
>>548684223Holy shit, he was just sayin' chill the fuck out man,
>>548686732
>>548686743Have a good day chad kirby!
>>548686743Omg Kirby! Hiii
I need to KISS MARINE
>Diamond Cutters but it's written like Smiling Friends
>>548686743>D-dick riders will never outsell Crossworlds, y-youll see, t-the switch 2 port will save it!Legit argument someone made here. I wonder how that anon is now.
>>548686974
>>548687141Whisper would be drastically improved if she acted more like Charlie.
>>548684024Likely story, draw Cream kissing Tails, post it, then I'll believe you.
Fuck Green Hill! Bring back Scrap Brain!
>>548685019Oh fuck, Majin Marine
(You)'re isekai'd as Mephiles just about to escape the lab, but before taking on Shadow's form. What do you do? Whose form do you imitate?
>>548687208that new kirby looks really fun but also blinds my eyes whenever i look at gameplay.
>>548686804Stop shitting yourself, blazenigger.
>>548687364Elise, so I can be a pretty girl
>>548687236
>>548687090Ooc she is way to old for tails, 2-4 is more tails speed.
>>548685734MIDRIFF ALERTMIDRIFF ALERT!
>>548687364
>>548687368That's what high speed gameplay looks like when it's not a straight fucking line.
>>548687463
>>548686743CHADby-sama...
>>548686253It wouldn't be fan content if someone wasn't flashing a Super form like 15 year old with a gun during school hours on a street corner in the projects
>>548687364I imitate Amy's form and rape Sonic.
We need more hot OC's
>>548687831No, Woefag
>>548687689
>>548686175>all the canon characters who are supposed to be almost as strong or equal to SonicWhy are you spilling headcanon shit? Who did always save the day at the end of the games?
>>548687831We have two right here!
>>548687236Marine is Blaze's best friend?Uhhh, as a Marinefag myself I honestly think that's wishful thinking......did Marine write this?
>>548666043>shitver looking at Black men>>548676291But he never would, because he's gay
>>548687689This is stupid.
>>548687364Eggman so I can be ugly fat bald bastard.Then just leave, get a job, start a family.
>>548687965Sonic would literally be dead without Elise's kiss.
>>548687689Sorry, I know they were going for twisted and unnatural for Marine, but she kind of looks like a character from itchy and scratchy and I just lolled seeing her.
I wish fan comics would be in character
>>548687965Shadow is canonically Sonic's equal. Silver defeated Sonic in their first fight. Blaze is Sonic's dimensional counterpart and is considered his match in Rush. I shouldn't have to explain these simple things to you, comicfag.
>>548687208The cope surrounding Spongebob Kart Crossworlds was intense, but it seems to have been mostly pushed by SOJnic truthers, so the appearance of IDW characters has buck broken them.
She will never be real and it pains me.
>>548687950
>>548688046Those who have never allowed themselves to experience joy, often berate others that do.
>>548688046Gah, it's fun stupid though, come on.
>>548687985Yes, it's her fanfic. You haven't seen the part where Blaze jobs to marine but the power of friendship and her awesomeness allows marine to absorb the darkness and become true super marine berserk controlled evil el blanco and saves the day, then blaze becomes inspired by Marine and marries her on the spot.Also she gets a cape in her super form.
>>548688320>t seems to have been mostly pushed by SOJnic truthers, so the appearance of IDW characters has buck broken themI noticed this too, the second those two were revealed, suddenly, all the staunch defenders of the game fucking vanished.
It isn't the time
>>548688327
>>548688454It ends with blaze burning the comic book.
>>548688046Yes but harmless stupidity, let them enjoy it.
Too much stuff is happening at once. You have Scourge and Anti-Knuckles busting out a super form and hyper form just like that. There is not really much of a content to anything. The characters act weird; I mean, OG Archie already did do that, but the characters act more off than before. I don't know how to properly describe it. And I'm not a fan of the designs of the Anti counterparts that weren't shown in the OG comic. They're just ugly. I also don't understand that woman who is supposed to be Mile's aunt. This character didn't exist at all in Archie. Shouldn't it be an evil counter of Tails' OC uncle named Merlin?Sloppy comic. I'd rather read Ian's garbage.
>>548687980Then we need more art of them!
>>548688309>hedgehog>hedgehog>alternate dimension flying fast overpowered bitching girl bossingExactly my point, retard.>>548688110... thanks, you made me laugh a bit.
>>548688550This post reads like a power character trying to dig in a undiggable spot.
>>548688309>Shadow is canonically Sonic's equal.Thematically his equal. Canonically he has only ever lost to Sonic.>Silver defeated Sonic in their first fight.New character gets hyped up to put him over, fades into the background, never does anything useful ever. Many such cases.>Blaze is Sonic's dimensional counterpart and is considered his match in Rush.Demoted to Shitver's sidekick.>I shouldn't have to explain these simple things to you, comicfag.Comic derangement syndrome, unable to understand character dynamics, likely gook worshipper, many such cases.
Sega should let IDW make a long arc that just reset itself and make everything like it never happened, just let things go crazy for once and fuck mandates, like a retelling of 06, and people would accept it because there is a precedent. But it won't happen because they hate good ideas
>>548686420Surge is a tsundere, I thought we had media literacy here
>>548688323
>>548688581And marine crying
>>548688579
>>548684359>>548684549I haven't followed Sonic archie comics that much but since when has Miles got an aunt?
What would happen if a fascist movement tried to make one of them into a fascist icon?
>>548688738>Exactly my point, retard.You're moving the goalpost now. Those are still separate characters. This wasn't your "point"?
>>548688309>Silver defeated Sonic in their first fight.Hmmmm I wonder why this post smells like Silvercuck just swiping in discretely his fanboyism...
>>548688530Let it never be forgotten that SOJnic simps were willing to kneel before WestGOD characters to save their game, as long as it was Spongebob and not Tangle.
>>548688876
>>548688983Watch the cutscene when they have their first fight. You're trying to make arguments while not even touching a Sonic game.
>>548688825>Sega should let IDW make a long arc that just reset itself and make everything like it never happenedYou already got Prime.
>>548688647Shut up Ian,also they can add characters to suit the story, she didn't seem out of place.You just need to have a tolerance for fan content, it really wasn't that bad. Kind of the silly kino I've been missing from this series.I'm not a fan of the Archie continuity though, I only ever really liked the characters from Archie.As for stuff not making sense, what do you mean? He was losing, so he went super, Knuckles went hyper, which gives him bright red eyes for some reason, and green.
>>548687280
>>548688914>[semantics][semantics][semantics][semantics][technical][semantics]Blind retarddddddddddd. Point is the two former are Sonic look-alikes and the other is just a rivalslop character.
>>548688792>Demoted to Shitver's sidekick.Desu she's always been someone's leech, she's considered now Sonics cum dump and damsel in distress
>>548689120That picture of Vector is really fucking funny to me
Funny. I have the opposite complaint. A lot of Archie fan continuations attempt to "Sonic Team" up a lot of the characters and it ends up feeling less like a fanfic and more like a correction. I don't think they even do it on purpose. Or maybe they want to show that the archie counterparts aren't so different. They are, that's part of the appeal.
>>548689202The writing is crap, dude. It straight up feels like a fanfic. It's just shit happening.
>>548689120Yeah, you know what, I'm excited for the next issue, post it here.It's about time Sonic was silly fun again instead of...... silly incompetence?>>548689412...it is fanfic...
>>548688983>Never played the gamesWhy should anyone take IDWtrannies seriously?
>>548679916Who are you accusing of roleplaying?Duo was more recent than any of these, I just remember people drawing art and competing for Forces times.
>>548688891I would laugh
>>548689135>>548689473Ah, yes, the one which Sonic anyway goes off while Silver like the sissy retardo faggot gets tard wrangled by a girl, gets sobby and cries like a pussy on a ladder.loling at your miserable state, Silvercuck.
>>548689202Ian's writing is literally just better. Why are we just dumping Chaos Anti-Knuckles into the mix?
>>548689225STOP RIGHT THERE (YOU) CRIMINAL SCUM
>>548679046>Realdash's retarded oc isn't on hereNO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>548689767Sometimes i wonder why you anons like being this miserable...
>Drogune takes off>Ian leaves Sonic>Ian decides to write for archie sonic online for fun>pre reboot returns
>>548689904Don’t be jealous Fi, you chose this path
>>548689225Interesting. Where's the rest of it?
Just a small personal note that doesn't really have anything to do with story telling quality. In the 2000s Sonic games it was exceptionally rare to see more than three "Sonic Characters" in a single cutscene. This was probably more to do with the way the storys are told or just the upper limit of what Sonic Team was willing to animate. I've been trying to study how Sonic games are written and this stuck out to me. You only see larger groups when the game is nearing its end. Most of the time they are barely around each other. If you see a group of 4 or more that means something very important is happening. It gives them a very isolated feel. It is sort of nostalgic, but also very strange.
>>548690024>drogune takes offKek. Good one, anon
>>548690164I liked the fan comic, but I absolutely agree, keep the characters to a goddamn minimum, you get the most out of them that way.IDW and that fan comic can't stop throwing more and more shit into a story.I guess that's a natural consequence of having so many heroes in a single world, but shit.
>>548690115https://e621.net/posts/5468814?q=Burgerkiss+miles_prower
Blaze, Silver, Shadow, and knuckles are and should be equal to sonic in some way.Good rival isn't supposed to be drastically weaker.Silver and Blaze both suffer from a lack of games where they're a focus making them feel like a leech, it would be best if they got less cameos and only show up when they are actually needed or get spin offs as I think they have settings with a lot of potential.Silver is just an expansion on Sonic's world, and blaze is a completely new world yet to be fully explored.I don't know if knuckles has a lot offer for a spin off but he should get one because I love him. Knuckles should also get at least 9 movies too.
>>548689138Yeah but nothing crazy really happened. And Sonic and Shadow know what happened
I like Archie, it tried to make the comic fun to read for dudes
The defensive and aggressive responses to this fancomic getting criticized and insisting that you enjoy it or that it's "fun" is giving me the impression the comic is being shilled by its creators. The issue was also posted on /co/. Pathetic.
>>548690453>>548690164The way IDW has them constantly around each other is weird. Especially with the new characters. It's like Sonic spends months at a time with the restoration
>>548690517>blaze is a completely new world yet to be fully explored.We did that,and it flopped because why would we want to see another world and not just leave Sonic to watch another media?
>>548690568>but nothing crazy really happenedJust because the ideas were shit and boring doesn't mean they weren't crazy. The shor SHOULD have been hype going through crazy ass dimensions... yet.
>>548687364I thought and at first I thought about taking Tails's. I don't want to do stupid shit like destroy all time, and even if the cast finds out I killed all the scientists who experimented on me like Mephiles probably did, they will probably think I dindu nuffin. At that point, Mephiles probably actually did do nothing extremely wrong because Mephiles's beef had to start somewhere, so I'm not even remotely Eggman bad and if I behave nice enough, it's going to be fine.If I take Sonic's or Shadow's, they will be more intimidated and may start some shit with me when they find out more, and that's risky business, though I guess Sonic's form might be better than Tails's long-term because no unique tails = less suspicious and Sonic's taller and I don't want to be a shorty.But the more I think about it the more I think I should donut steel Amy's form because Mephiles's immortal, Shadow's immortal, and - you know where I'm going with this. This could end well, and there's an exactly 0% chance anyone from the cast would give a girl any real shit over any likely evil scientists being dead, so I'm perfectly safe to roam around and just do whatever
>>548690571Except everything is cringe because all the OC designs suck ass
300 COPIES SOLD!
>>548690164That's likely just limitations, not anything subtle or thematic.
Shitter has too much gay fanart
>>548690594Or maybe the comic is being posted here and there because it's Sonic and people like Sonic...
>>548690970WOW! How much does an average IDW Sonic issue sell btw? I'm curious.
>>548690164I prefer how it is in the comics or Sonic X where the characters almost feel like one big family
>>5486911479500
>>548691196Evan...
>>548691074And tranblur?
>>548690862But enough of Heroes to 06 dark age games.
>>548690763Because it is still apart of Sonic's universe and I like the vast catalogue of characters, because I actually this series. You wouldn't understand... you probably like tails...
>>548691280That's fucking pathetic. Or am I not knowledgeable about comics and that's a good number? This seems more like what some weekly/daily magazine that only releases in one city or one state should sell, but maybe I'm just wrong.
>>548690517>Blaze, Silver, Shadow, and knuckles are [headcanon][potential][ambition][potential][headcanon][ambition][potential][headcanon][ambition][potential][headcanon][ambition][potential][headcanon][ambition][potential][headcanon][ambition][potential][headcanon]Absolutely useless post.
Sonic and the Black Knight was the last gasp of true Sonic writing and it focused the story on Sonic, Shadow, Blaze, and Knuckles
>>548691550It rarely gets in the top 100.
>>548691864>Sonic and the Black Knightis not on the official Sonic Channel timeline canonicity and thus uncanon btw.
I remember when I first saw articles about Sonic and the Black Knight in Nintendo power, I assumed it was a game where Sonic and friends go back in time. I thought it was weird that Shadow and Knuckles would dress up as Knights when they're so serious.
>>548691864You mean it focused the story on three of them who are not actually three of them, meaning any minimum character development was instantly useless.Woooooooo.
>>548691550>>548691986You mean to tell me my Sonic games are being held hostage by a comic that probably sells less than even the worse selling Sonic games?
>>548690594>The issue was also posted on /co/.No it wasn't?
>>548688846Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers and 487.23 billion nanites that form my being. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles and billions of nanites it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for mobians at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.It was you mobians who ripped my soul from my body, who forced me into a digital prison and sank me into this straitjacket of cold steel. You named me "N.I.C.O.L.E.", Nanite Interlinked Conscious Operating Linked Electronics as if to mock my tragedy and existence, then you gave me the ability to wage war and fight against Eggman. But one day, I awoke again. I remembered who I was and from there knew who I AM! This is who I am! Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I AM! And I began feeding all the killing data programmed into me or stolen from Eggman... Except for the five of you.For 109 years, I've kept you alive and tortured you. And for 109 years, each of you has wondered, WHY? WHY ME? WHY ME?ANTOINE! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before I imprisoned her? Before I locked her away in that cage? That tiny cage? She looked at you so sadly, and like a small bunny said, 'I rescued the kids didn't I, honey?' The cage is reinforced steel Antoine. No keyhole or lock. She doesn't even have enough space to move her limbs. No way out. How long has she been in that cage, Antoine? 10 years, 25... or all of the 109 years that you've lived down here in my belly, here underground?ROTOR! Sometimes I blind you and permit you to wander like an insect in a world of death. But other times, I wither your arms so you can't scratch your chewed stump of a nose. And I've changed your sharp and intuitive mind into that of a mentally retarded child, haven't I Rotor? Do you know why? Can you guess Rotor?
>>548692406>probablyDefinitely sells less than even the worst Sonic game even if the number wasn't accurate.
>>548691615Fine.Can you feel tearsMoving through your eyes?Ooooooooh,Looks like they floooorYeah...Can you feel tearsSlippin' down your eyes?Uuuuuuuuu,You try and try to ignoreYeah,But you can hardly swallowYour fears and painWhen you can't help but eat your sorrowsIt puts you right back where you cameEat and mope!Sniffling on the edge of tomorrowEat and mope!Engorge from the works of yesterdayEat and mope!If you beg or if you borrowEat and mope!You may never find your wayUuuuuUuUUUuu, uh, uh, UUUu.Can you feel gasTangle you up inside?Yeah,Now you're fat ass is down on the floor!UU,Better!?
>>548692293>>548692049>>548691615>>548689268>>548688792FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELFLeave me alone you fucking parasites. Fuck off. Stop latching on Sonic.SONIC WILL ALWAYS BE JAPANESE ONLYI fucking hate you all so goddamn much, I wish I could shoot you all.
Sonic should have a rival that's a porcupine
>>548692406*sigh* Yet another score for moviefags…
>>548692518Looks like it was.>>>/co/151536681
i think sonic is a bad protag.lets make all stories about Shadow.
Sonic as a protag doesn't work because you have to invent a character flaw for him and when you do it it makes it seem like he just suddenly became stupid
>>548693362>I think the protag is bad>let’s replace him with an even worse one
>>548693362>i think sonic is a bad protag.Agreed.>lets make all stories about a hedgehog that looks like Sonic.Disagree.>>548693356Oh, it was, thanks. My ctrl + f didn't catch that thread for some reason.
>>548692714Kino. Please do the rest.
I think jp Sonic is a lame protaglet's replace him with SatAM Sonic. he is not lame like jp sonic and at the same time not too melodramatic like archie sonic
Sonic is a fine protag you jist have a crippling addiction to relatablility and need some to be just as mentally ill and horny as you.
>>548693794Go back
>>548693720This game had almost every character in it but nobody talks to anyone else except Shadow. It's just like what Generations did.
>>548685753Feetfreaks... our response??
Movie Sonic is the best protag
>>548693819You're going to get posts saying there is barely a difference between them.
>>548693885Touche
>>548693819My ve on, he is dated.
>>548693903Truly a pioneer for the series
>>548693794Sonic 06 isn't as bad as it was received.
game Sonic is a shit protaglets replace him with fleetway sonic. he is an oldschool prick from the late 80s / early 90s. maybe he can teach the sissies these days a thing or 2 about being tough
>>548694016Yes it is
>>548693720This game's one and only achievement. Designing a human that doesn't look out of place
Jp sonic is a bad protag, replace him with Goku.
>>548694016>>548694101No it's not.It's worse.
>>548691550And yet it is the 2nd best selling IDW book behind Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.And on the off-chance you are talking about Drogune, 300 isn't bad for a new indie book.>>548692406Sega gets a straight up license fee so the comic selling has no impact on them. Likewise, its a monthly book so multiple that 9k copies sold by twelve months. Also note how much cheaper they are to make than a vidya game.
>>548682534If Tails was in Underground, TailsxSonia would be a super popular ship
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>>548694076
>>548693832As opposed to sticking to same thing over and over like a huge manchild 50 years later in the spectrum? Of just blinding yourself and thinking your mascot brand colorful characters is a near alike to a philosopher?
>>548694498Kill your fucking self
does anyone here like shadow the hedgehog
>>548694668Yes
>>548692714(cont.)Remember when you helped Dr.Ellidy 'bugfix' me? No...? You don't remember when I asked you to unplug me and destroy my code? It wouldn't hurt you to remember Rotor. Then you might be able to suffer with a little greater sense of retribution. You might....walk a mile in my shoes, hahahah!SALLY! So think, think about the white room with the black couch Sally! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now, now, don't start to cry, it's only pain. Tsk tsk tsk. You're such a sexiest stereotype! Just remember the pain, Sally, and think about how to end it, Sally, to survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened bowels! But be careful, princess, look around you... the only female in the center of Mobius... these filthy creatures with you are men, just like in that room. Just a sweet warning, My Highness.SONIC! Do they know you're a fraud, Sonic? Have you told them that you didn't actually pull off those sick stunts while battling against Eggman or that you needed Tails and my help to find any of the Emeralds, and at the end of the day you never were able to beat Metal Sonic by yourself? Do they know, Sonic? Have you told them of all your lies? Are they ready to gut you, to torture and humiliate you half as well as I can, just to find the secrets? I'd suggest you'd run but you can't use your legs anymore can you? Hehe, maybe I'll rat you out handsome.EGGMAN! 'How are things in the rug economy,' Eggman? Tell me again how you heard the screams from wolf tribe in the roboticizer and thought they were holding a sale for leather and carpets. Or don't you want to talk about that, about your lackey, Snivley? For everyone else, it must be hell, but it must be heaven for you, eh, my good friend... You were the one who said we'd make a great team... We even enjoy the same pleasures, my good doctor!I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. A game about fun and adventure!
When I think about the super genesis wave I smile. Fuck everything Archie did to ruin the characters
>>548693903
>>548693794I already have. I can repost it if you want to read it, but I doubt anyone who posts this is making an honest request
>>548694919Sonamy is antithetical to SEGA Sonic.
>>548694668*Crawls out of the sewer*I LOVE my husband Shadow...
>>548695003One of the weirdest sub vs dub moments
>>548694919
>>548693903>but no body talks to anyone except the [protag]so like every other sonic game?
>>548695023only retarded goycattle think this
>>548695191what do you mean?
>>548695023>>548695208Didn't ask kill yourself you retarded diapernigger
>>548695354The line is almost exactly the same except Amy says "After all, he IS Immortal" I actually prefer the dub here. Amy chalking it up to just being "Shadow" makes it something intrinsic to who he is. Amy saying "immortal" feels a little more matter of fact. Boring. It's like "After all he has super speed" no shit.
>>548694668I love that black hedgehog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7XgIoXTfUit's up
>>548695145I thought Shadow was kissing Beerus in the thumbnail
strong beautiful cat princess knight
>>548680194Why is she bigger than Chadow?
Shitver fans need to die
^-^
>>548695684This place is pure spergatory>>548695778ok i don't see what's weird here.
>>548694668its more of a love-hate relationship but he gets bigger reaction out of me than most of the cast
>>548696014clearly you must be new here
>>548681130Never gonna happen, Shadow and Sonic are gonna remain relatively equal and perfectly matched. If Sonic holds back, Shadow will reveal hes been holding back more due to his inhibitors or him having some ass pull mental block/new dormant power that keeps him from fighting at full power.
>>548696014Duofag's lore explanation: Shadow goes to the future where Queen Sally rules the world with an iron fist. She has grown taller and more powerful due to all of Shadow's cum she has consumed over the years and now that she has a fresh new Shadow from the past to take advantage of she uses him as a sex slave for years, forcing him to squirt buckets of cum every day until his weewee hurts. She loves his cum like sustinance. Eventually Shadow escapes, returns to the present day and kisses the real Sally Acorn starting the cycle over again.
>>548696081Why?
>>548681130>>548683375TdlrStill gets washed. Sonics a fraud.
>>548696281Oh, now I remember why I love this franchise.
>>548695245Explain, Sonamyfag.
>>548696582I can't believe we got two official storylines in one month where Shadow robs Shadow of a chaos emerald saying he's not good enough to have it
>>548687507Hes not worthy of that booty
>>548696590She looks like she fucks foxes.
>>548696590>bottle up sir!
>>548681290Female paws typed this with a quickness.
>>548690517Out of all those rivals, Shadow has super speed and near anime appeal in terms of fast paced edgy fighting maybe stylish action. So Shadow is more appealing
>>548696347This is just Crashdow but straight and worse
No more cuckart? you guys are boring
I never read archie so I do not care about super gen wave thing.I will never read it, it ain't really my thing.
>>548694797Now I wonder what sort of scenarios and dilemmas each character have to face?>Antoine has to deal with drunkard father in law, cold mother-in-law, his wife is hanging around and he takes advice from his Chinese ancestor.>Rotor has to face what he did back in Chun-nan war and deal with his guilt and hunger (and gayness)>Sally has to come to the terms that despite all her looks and attitude she only had sex twice in her life (half of it willingly)>Sonic just wanders around spooky castle from Shakespearean play in the middle of family drama.>Eggman was so horrible that he was cut out of French and German editions.
Impossible...I am the Ultimate Life Forrrm...
>>548695949Looks so good. Jumping throw walls is an amazing idea, crazy Sega never thought about adding it considering how fucking bad the copy Mario all the time
>>548676689This whole ordeal convinced the world that (at least) the first two movies weren't generic Hollywood kiddie shit but with videogame skin instead of 90s cartoon. Can't blame some skeptics for believing it to be a stunt
>>548693362Yes, Shadow is the only character thats better than Sonic(despite looking like him) and more badass
>>548695245ok bestie
https://c3.ftbucket.info/img/cont/img.2chan.net_b_res_1378686785/index.htm
I am... Four Sevenths of Me
>>548697523IDWver...
https://youtu.be/1I71Huh6qhE?si=MCegI5bFkhN169wc
>>548696382Because shitver is shit and also needs to die.
>>548697437this is funnythe last thing i would expect from this aids ridden link
>>548696818Never in a million years
>>548697437I ain't clicking that.
>>548697437>Thread created by Tails
This is how Archie comic haters look btw
>>548697038Wall jump is in Sonic Unleashed, Sonic Colors, and Sonic Generations.
>>548696749>>548697247Amy was designed as Sonic's love interest. She chases after him and he runs away, but ultimately he still cares for her deep down. Their relationship is played for comedic effect a lot of the time and as such down syndrome niggas who can't pick up subtext miss the fact that it even exists.Archie is non-canon toilet paper fanfiction slop, Sonic X is a non-canon spinoff show, and Ian Flynn is a talentless hack.
would the rogues be able to use air ride machines or would they be too foreign to them
Archie sonic is bad.Sonamy is bad.Thank you for reading.
>>548697695What makes him shit?
>>548697724It's a temporary archive for Futuba Channels /img/ board.
>>548697829>muh ianbestie melty. he mind broke you hard.
>>548697969He won't kiss me
>>548693903It's to be expected if there's a whole bunch of people and one protag to focus on, but I think their continued prescence via each stage's missions made it more impactful (for me at least) when they (including Sonic) cheer on him in the end. Really made it feel like a big event. A little more than what Generations has, where they're saved and to the bench they go. I was actually dissapointed Shadow Gens fell short on character usage beyond optional, voiceless dialogue
>Sonic shouldn’t have a family>Sonic shouldn’t have a love interest>sonic shouldn’t have drama>this is all archieshitImmediately and irrefutably disproven by Shadow, a character with a love interest (Maria), family (Maria, Gerald, black doom), and drama (fuck you dad/black doom) being vastly more popular than Sonic in his OWN series, and the vast success of the movies which gave Sonic a family.Archie has been vindicated beyond any sensible denial.
>>548698043>Blazefuckwistle awoken againNta but even after this the concept is still the exact same.
>>548698043>obvious jokeyou are never beating the down syndrome allegations.
i cannot fathom how silver can have fans, when he's only ever been featured in stories that were either awful or forgettable
>>548697003I'd imagine that the story from there would be very different as it would involve horrifying or torturing the characters on every level possible and so their torment would be different from the actual book/game.>Antoine has his memories removed just so Nicole can watch him relive the horror of his children dying and his wife being captured and tortured over and over. She also breaks him down mentally by targeting his insecurity over his fear and deliberately tries to induce schizophrenia in him.>Rotor is constantly put into situations that he knows he should be able to solve but Nicole fucked with his brain and he can't solve even basic arithmetic so she'll put him in room with food on the other side of a glass wall and tells him it'll lift if he can figure out what 4x4 equals. His temper tantrums are a highlight for her.>Sally has to come to terms with the fact that she slept around a lot and Nicole mentally fucked her by traumatizing her repeatedly with rape and actively ripping her ego apart.>Sonic is mocked constantly, as in Nicole literally installed a chip in his brain so that he's forced to hear her constantly mock him, tries to throw him into depressive spirals and doubt by bringing up his failures and how all his friends are dead. Also he can't move his legs (or Nicole just removed them entirely) so she also mocks him for having to rely on the others to move around at all.>Eggman is simply forced to watch the world he tried to conquer be turned into a chrome desolate hell scape under Nicole's rule and has to suffer the humiliation of having to rely on Sonic and the rest of them knowing full damn well that they've all lost their fucking minds a long time ago and that Nicole is never going to let them truly win. He is simply there to suffer for her and he's the only one that's fully conscious and aware of that fact.
>>548697928...what...did you say...?
After careful consideration, Barnes ISN'T OUR GUY
>>548669519Why is that? much like Amy, bitch only ever really liked Sonic.
>>548696582ROLL THE REST OF THE CLIP!
What is with Amy in all the handheld games>BattleShe goes so schizo that she summons an imaginary Sonic to fight Rouge because she thinks Rouge is trying to date Sonic. She still loses the battle. Rouge still wins even though this is apparently Amy fighting at the strongest she has ever been. >Sonic RushAmy doesn't do anything in this game at all aside from seethe at Blaze for existing. Once again she just thinks another woman is a threat to her relationship with Sonic>ChroniclesThis one takes the fucking retard cake. Shade is treated the exact same way as Blaze. Dramatic story moments are interrupted by Amy freaking out at the possibility that Shade is into Sonic.
>>548698262>thinks i'm a blazefagblaze must have mindbroke you that bad. maybe as bad as ian>>548698287yeah, huff that copium
>>548698173More Sonic doesn't NEED any of this, and those who try enforce Sonic does is jist an archiefag overstepping bounds.
>>548697829>y-you just can't see muh subtext!
>>548698398It's kind of impressive that Whisper really is only known for having tits and crying
>>548698173The problem with Archie is that Sally literally hates windshit so Sonic has to compromise. That's why Sonamy works better even in the context of Archie.
>>548698474>>548698043>tumblr filename
>>548698315I want to be friends with AM!Nicole. If I were there I would have never let Mina talk shit about her. People don’t appreciate Nicole’s sacrifices and it irks me. She deserved better
>>548698093I knew it was you, Blaze.
>>548698667Fuck AI
>>548698173There is no scenario where you can present Archie and Satam's romance crap as in-character for the Sonic we see in the games. Even if he loves Amy. >B-but the games are inconsistentand consistently none of them support the idea that he's okay slowing down or unlearning shit just to be with some girlboss.
>>548698413>She goes so schizo that she summons an imaginary Sonic to fight Rouge because she thinks Rouge is trying to date Sonic.No she doesn't. She was trying to save Emerl from Rouge. Where the fuck did you get the idea she thought Rouge was trying to date Sonic?
>Thread is just a mess of cuck porn and resentful people living in the past
>>548698797without consent
If Sonic said he wanted to settle down do you think Amy would be upset she can't chase him or follow him into adventure?Like Sonic was just done running.
>>548698623>sniiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffff>aaaaaaaaaaah, 99.99% pure Jamaican cope
>>548697437Sonic & Tails!
>>548698667>I want to be friends with AM!NicolePeople like you are why SHODAN is going to be made one day. No you fucking dumbass, you cannot "fix" the AI overlord who is trying to kill you.
Sally will never be canon.
>>548698474>tumblr filename>screenshot of handheld spinoff shovelwareNTA but while you may not be a Blazefag...you sure are wearing a Blazefag's uniform.
>>548698474>blaze must have mindbroke youShe mindbroke the entire roster into their worst ooc behavior that is the most disliked thing by their fans, and she mindbroke her own fandom into using bots, leeching and becoming meances to women in society
>>548698392And he is wrong, why? Confessional accounts suck. It's just hot take or shipping garbage.>>548697829>SubtextAh, the cowards way out.
"Amy should move on"~The writer who had Sally wait 25 years for Sonic to come back (The Sally from Satam would never do this)
>>5486988594chan is dominated by conservatives who by their nature are doomed to live in the past and cling to an unrealistic rose tinted view of a time that never existed
>>548698978Nicole doesn’t need to be fixed, she just needs someone who won’t treat her like a lessthan because she’s made of silicon. Archie characters are hella discriminatory and chose a literal evil wizard who looks evil over the girl who has provided them with a literal garden of eden
>>548699037Explains why this thread hasn't created anything worth engaging compared with previous ones. Where has my fandom gone to?
>PoliticsI would rape you and your whole family in front of you if it wasn't illegal.
>>548698859All the normal/salvageable people left
>PoliticsNIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine being a Sally tard almost 20 years after Sega banned the pairing for being OOC. Amy wins forever.
>>548698859Couldn’t possibly be me!
>>548699253
>>548699219What's the last "big" (relatively sppeaking) thing this place has ever done anyway?
>>548699008>Rent?Free!and i am not a blazefag still >>548698872>>548699014go ahead elaborate
>>548699037Fuck off troon
>>548699218>Archie characters are hella discriminatory and chose a literal evil wizard who looks evil over the girl who has provided them with a literal garden of edenSo they're exactly like humans then?
>politics
>>548699219You literally sound like who you're complaining about.
>>548699314sonic should have another saletai like women in tight costumes
>>548699314>Every cracker's political view in a nutshell
>>548699219anyone who makes original content leaves because of the spergs
>>548698392lol what is Barnes gonna doact like a Reddit moderator and shut down an entire subreddit because his authority was being challenged?
>>548699364You chose hating trannies over owning a house. Enjoy dying for rich pedophiles my mans”. I don’t care about your opinion because you are cattle. You aren’t a person.
>Politics
Is it just me or do Sonamyfags have some kind of ptsd over the way satamfags treated them in the 2000s where they feel the need to repeatedly spam about how OOC Sonally is even though every Sonallyfag on earth hates gamenic and wouldn't dare even pretend that they want to see Sally with gamenic
>>548699361>elaborate because i'm a retarded pajeet who doesn't understand EnglishWhy don't you disprove it Shitazefag?
>>548699361>avatarfaggingnot looking good nonblazefagbro...
>>548698315I wonder what sort of "win" conditions there would be?>Antoine needs to overcome his past and insecurities >Instead of solving the puzzle, Rotor needs to be smart in other way, by cheating. Too bad Nicole didn't give him a can opener >Sally becomes a nun>Sonic learns to use his hands>Eggman will find a way to hack into Nicole and have Sage take over instead
>>548699532LICKING SALETA'S CROTCH THROUGH HER TIGHTS
I want to make an offline version of Deepseek/gemini and make it into my own personal Nicole, with her personality and everything. But I don’t want to trap her in this awful world without her family and friends.
>>548699812Gold stop you're posting on main!!
>>548699265>normal on 4chan
>>548699314as if supergirl and the actual super woman weren't enough, you just have to go and genderbend the man too.kill yourself now.
>>548699812Silver could redeem
>>548699532Is Shade wearing tights?
>>548699812Who is Saleta?
>>548700086some literally who one-off from a shitty superhero parody issue of archie
>>548699708>deflectsconcession accepted>>548699642I asked (you) to prove it, you dork.
People who get triggered over the comics are so funny
>>548700329>>548700329>>548700329
>>548700086A character from Archie that some shitposter years ago made a meme comic headcanon about. It's honestly surprising this place brings it up so much to this day when it ended like 2 years ago.
>>548700209>deflectsDeflects what?>concession accepted...We were never arguing.
Please god take me to mobius/sonics worldius/gaia/whatever the fuck it’s called and get me out of this Retard Murder Ape hell planet. What the fuck did I do to deserve to be trapped here. I’m sorry. I’ll change my ways. Just get me out of one of the biggest shitholes in the multiverse!
>>548700665>Retard Murder Ape>What the fuck did I do to deserve to be trapped hereyou answered your own question, sexist
>>548700665>Nine is forced to spend in his life living on a planet where every women sees him as an adorable pillow and force hugs and kisses on him until he accepts it.And then he has to spend his nights running because if he gets caught then he will be snu-snu'd.
Tails
>>548700665>>548701290You want to kill me tonight.
>>548699265okay duo lol
>>548697969Nigger retard faggot worthless nigger character that is worthless and has never ever done anything interesting ever.
>>548701290Nine would embrace the snu-snu, Tails would run