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i wanted to make the new thread you big dork
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>>548694496>400stam>paceif you're gonna invest that much, you might aswell use it
Odds I pick topEvens I pick middle
Digitan LOVE
Zenith status?
I haven't made a single CM6 ace yet...bweh....
You called him a leech, now he's a top 10 fan grinderApologise.
>>548694676I have two aces but they're not winning against the 1200/1000/1200 fatass whale in my club.
i WILL produce my first ace today.it WILL win my a platinum title.
lolsomeone got WIT checked
>>548694670
>>548694602That's just stam sparks and Creek speedrunning her chain, I wouldn't call it investment
>>548694832My danchou.....
Is this the so called "the run" you guys like to talk about?
>>548694383Umatism has 2 open slots!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>don't burn out or I will kill you personallyReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.>>548694832>>548694863AAAIIEEEE
>>548694832Oh no no no no...
>>548694832
another one lol>>548694957
>gold shit jobs her entire career if you leave her end closer>maintains an immaculate record if swapped to late surger?
Asking again, can someone post a picture of all the mares in their generic racewear? You know the one I'm talking about. I have a friend asking who's a mare and who's a stallion. Also post orange too.
>>548694761He better be grinding. It's his turn to carry me
>>548695230
red desire release date, cygay?
>>548695165she's a late with a better spurt if you run her as end, dummytorena issue
>>548695165Trainer problem. I just leave her end closer and she aces every race all the time.
>>548695230I searched the archive for you
>>548695160Luna...
>>548695486THAT'S ITHow'd you find it?
I was going to kick a flatliner on thin ice, but the loose trainer pool is looking rather thin this month...
>>548695602That pic is just that smelly
Anon! It's that time again!Come do your daily 1000-piece (actually 943) jiggie!Don't forget to request songs!https://jiggie.fun/M4VR0xhttps://jiggie.fun/M4VR0xhttps://jiggie.fun/M4VR0x
In the tachyon event will it raise the star to three on the grandparent if they already are a legacy uma?
I made a nattie acesurely it will be fine
>>548695602
>>548695486>mayano still in it
>>548695486sex with all of them
>>548695779
>>548695779this is gay
>>548695486Pearl-neesan...
>>548695602go to archivesearch for the word "mares"scroll through a couple of posts till one of them mentions bloomerscheck replies to that2 posts below one of them is the imagetook me 2 minutes
>>548695770>1 blue goldWhat a waste of good rng
>>548695781well he did literally pull it from the archive after all
Hey anons i have a dumb question:If i have an uma with +20% on powerShe will get that +20% power when i train guts and speed or only when i train power?
>>548696013
>>548696163speed/guts also work
>>548696163She gets +20% power from all sources except from the fixed + stats after unity races and URA
its timetime for my reward
>>548696163Guts and speed training that affect power are also boosted from her power proficiency too
>>548696146nta but late has the most efficient stamina conversion
>>548696231>>548696256Thanks!!!!
cum in mares
>>548696307>white
>>548694616I only ever pick middle out of fear of bricking her dor the rest of the run
>>548696319meant for >>548696128
>>548694496
>>548696406AI SOVL
>>548696406Rice Shower was a stallion That's gay You're gay
My strict wife and our autistic daughter
>>548696406Rice is so sexy
>>548694496I stopped running McQueen parents entirely, between this and Tenno Sho Spring 1st, her goals are just so cursed
>>548695779Why was this moment bring filmed
NOOOOO
>>548696560I use the superior Greek/Roman cultural tradition that it's only gay if you're a bottom
why
Stallions are for female trainers only.
>>548696760what the fuck??
I'm running parents that have 10 Long sparks between them and over 135 affinity and I haven't seen an S Rank Long in days
>>548696778potencial...
>>548696560How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>want to use cafe in long CM>only possible if you roll on her on reset>this means no saving 1k carats on daily pullsi see what you are doing cyjews and i hate every bit of it
>>548696013Recent evidence shows the Przewalski may in fact not be wild but a feral offshoot of a breed domesticated over 10,000 years ago and then abandoned
>>548696869shut up, all umas are mares now
>>548696560if we applied 1:1 IRL logic to the cute umamusume we adore ingame then 90% of mares kekked us with stallions bro.
B in style shouldn't be that much of a problem right? I'm lacking 1* star from my parents to make my carry to an end A
>>548697037>its not feral>its a domesticated breed that was abandoned TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGOmight as well be feral then
>>548696406
>>548697097I've tested, my rudolf can still steal some wins with End B. I think the problem here is unity training won't be giving you any end hints.
>>548696760Air Jihad should've been transferred to the Uma world instead of Tsuyoshi.Baby Air Jihad would've given Urara the plushie.
>>548697215>I think the problem here is unity training won't be giving you any end hints.Fuck I completely forgot about that
>>548696228Dober-chan, you're an old lady now, you cant keep acting like this...
>>548697013You'll save a hundred carats though
Just got my april spark and won the Satsuki Sho. Predict how she's going to brick.
>>548696228
maya should have been a mare
>>548697328You will not cap speed and too dumb
>brought spe and daiwa as my RNG 2nd gold for my end ace>COMPLETELY FORGOT THEY'RE FOR PACE CHASERS ONLYI am in a whole different level of stupid
>>5486973283 fickles in a row
>>548697097Victoria Frontier says you can win CM6 as End with a G in End but I don't believe anything he says
I see we are in low WIT hours right nowanother one has fallen for it>>548697263
>>548697238Rice Shower hates bullies
>>548694993>huh. wha?
>>548697107If humans directly and intentionally altered their evolution through domestication then they aren't truly wild. Dogs arent wolves no matter how much a dog species can resemble one
So you want to fuck an anthropomorphized version of a horse but you draw the line when the anthropomorphized horse was male in real life?
>>548696967Spoiler that shit wtf?
>>548697328begone rainbows!
>>548697620
>>548697538Getting top end stats does not matter it is a gamble CM
>>548697560yeah yeah just get it over with and euthanize me already
>>548697538E is pushing it. Might as well not train wit at all in that case
We know due to the amount of food consumed by umas that they likely have a far higher caloric intake compared to humans.This would very likely also extend to newborn umas.This however means that uma breastmilk would need to have a different composition compared to human breast milk.With a different composition, likely the taste of the milk would also be different which is why i'd assume uma and human breastmilk to taste different
>>548697538
>>548697483>>548697524>>548697686The true brick was the trainer all along. I spaced out and forgot to run the first Takarazuka Kinen for her secret event. It's over.
>>548697723>long is gamble CM>mile is gamble CM>sprint is supposedly a giga gamble CMso is Medium an honest CM?
>>548697389Faster
Oguri kneels
>>548697538>>548697723>>548697739Style aptitude doesn't affect skill chance but the wit-based calculations of your uma during a race. meaning her choosing her target speed every few seconds for example. Not that i'd recommend running G style either
[-]focus on coconcocon is sex
Being a Kitalet, I don't even try on long CMs.
>>548697903Its gambling all the way downGamble on getting umasGamble on getting cardsGamble on training runsGamble on CMs
>>548697898I don't run that and it's fine, it's just 45 sp
>>548697389Don't touch Nakayama Festa?Why?
Sweepy's SSR card is making me hate Air Groove
>>548697903It’s more like because no stopping me is available to everyone now
>>548697576>baby rice shower has an onigiri on her hat instead of a roseCute
>>548697862Stop posting this ugly fucker's face
>>548694832I don't get it
>>548697862>let's pump listed twiceit's THAT bad?
>>548698198god i wish that were me
>>548698347Yeah bad for him because it'll make his enemies have chance of winning if they take it
>>548698347one is for the unique on Ryan, one is for the inherited version i assume.
>>548696778bwo..
We’re friends now!
Why would i care for fans?
>>548698001sweepy is the most powerful!!!>>548698210this!!! air grrove is a busybody!!!
>>548697862people actually falling for VF misinfo propaganda. stop watching this clown. Witgawd is all you need
>ppl unironically watch the advice of a whale that can't even perform in Finals despite dropping thousands on the gamegrim
>>548698198
Lovey-dovey steaming hot sex with Spe-chan!
>>548698638ummm he already achieved the PEAK
>>548698347his guide was one giant gaslight, he is purposely bricking ends by multiple means including telling people not to run lates at all, which while it is true lates have a rough ride in CM6, they are also the primary springboard for NSM end procs. Guess what team this guy is "getting serious with" in CM6? Yeah Ace Seiun with rabbit Suzuka. And he's done this before where he will literally gaslight in the hopes of slightly increasing his own odds of a CM win.
>>548698745AMBATUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>548698638are whales really losing against Riko's (tail)jobbers?
>>548698697I do this
>>548698198My Emperor
Why'd everybody decide to stop using wit cards for this CM?
>>548698790Can you explain how NSM procs why would a Suzuka help a Seiun
>>548698984because it would be hard to hit the power/stam goal otherwise
>>548698984you can only use 6 cards and with stamina requirement being so high there is just no space for Wit cards
stoptuber:>you don't need A-aptitude on style>it literally does nothing... am i getting gaslit?
>>548698790he has to be contrarian on purpose against seriru and constantly bashes and attacks him and erzz squad made fun of his team comp for CM1 he is a fraud
Hooooly shit
>>548699038>>548699053You don't even need 1000 stamina if you have lots of wit though.
I have some information regarding Mambo
>>548698790Why are you so pathetic, anon? Not everyone is so desperate to win that they would make gaslight videos in hopes that it makes any difference in their runs. A real gaslighter wouldn't correctly identify a 1200/1000/1100 Gold Ship with Spurt as the easiest way to win
>>548698697>someone post a cute image>someone has to make it all about his DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN BROWN FETISH
>>548699268>trickle in a little bit of truth to provide plausible deniability for your liesthis is gaslighting 101, spedchud.
Bros, for the CM, is it better to get a gold speed skill (like professor of curvature, It's on!) or to get 2 or more normal speed skills(like corner adept+long corners+something else)?
>>548694993Discord link?
>"why are you so pathetic, anon?">carries water for a sloptuber
>>548699179I'm 'ere to see Mambo
My best S Rank Long Golshi didn't get Straightaway Spurt but I'm so sick of training her without access to Kitasan Black that I'm giving up and leaving it at that, if she wins she wins
>>548699064you know how an uma decides on when to accelerated based on the current remaining stamina when final leg starts? The quality of that decision is based on wit. so if you get like a 40% malus on your wit, your uma may literally think it's better not to start the acceleration right away in the last leg.That doesn't sound optimal now does it?
>3 runs>3 borrows>3 bricksGIVE ME BACK MY 5 BORROWS A DAY I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WON'T MAKE ANOTHER POST BAD MOUTHING THE ANON BELOW ME'S WIFE I PROMISE I PROMISE OR JUST GIVE ME GOOD FUCKING SPARKS AAAAAAAAAA I'M TIRED I'M SO FUCKING TIRED WHY DO YOU ONLY GIVE ME HIGH ROLLS ON SPEED DURING THE LAST 5 TURNS UNTIL URA FOR 30+ FUCKING RUNS
>>548699320wtf are you talking about
I'm really getting tired of seeing every attempt for a long ace crash and burn, just bring on the CM and let it end.
>>548699334Prof Curv has always been an SP sink and I'm glad people were gaslit into taking it over Corner skills
>>548699268>trickle in a little bit of truthan easy and near guaranteed way to win is "a little"? what's the big truth then
>>548699334you want straightaway style/long and accel skills at late race
>>548699320Settle down, okay?
>>548699268>>548699329goldship being the best is obvious... no sloptuber would say F tier. it's like saying 1+1=3
>>548699179Where is Mambo? is she safe? is she ok?
>>548698790He also semi threw CM5 on purpose with solo ace and 2 fodders because he knew how hard it is to gaslight people during that CM, and how F2P friendly it was. He had an excuse already at hand that he was just unlucky while during CM3 he basically shit talked his opponent's Falco for not activating her groundwork
>>548699268>Not everyone is so desperate to winTrue. But didn't this guy have a meltdown after he lost Taurus.
>>548699540he also made a gaslight race calculator
no, go ahead and use G aptitude end closers. It will go great
>>548699268>Not everyone is so desperate to winDid you see his reactions to Taurus and Gemini?
you see this is why i watch moo he has no drama except for contrarians on this general>t. mooshill slurp slurp slurp mmmm milkies
>>548699064You're shitposting, but I genuinely think that if you can't tell how stupid this advice is, you deserve to be gaslit.
>>548699320Yeah! How dare they use some kpop pretty boy instead of a proper T-faced trainer?
unlike your shitty sloptuber, my sloptuber only lost 2 CM's
>>548694496>150 poweryou have to go speed and power early on mcqueen in my experience especially for parents.
Test
>>548699268>desperate to winsaying this in defense of that retard is just peak irony
>>548694832I love my danchou!
>12* long>7 runs>0 long sparks i'm done i will use a random uma this cm
>>548699626
>>548699590>>548699617The more I hear about this guy the more I feel justified in irrationally hating him originally
>>548699116ANOTHER ONENOW GIVE ME LONG S
>>548699817Just watch a few minutes of one of his streams and see how full of himself he is.
>>548699590don't think so
>>548699414like tears in the rain
I want Maruzensky to rape me
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548699657The only annoying shit he has is when he brings VF on.
My friend (me) desperately needs some orange post some orange hot sexy cute he (I) don't care please
>>548699795what's your affinity bwo
I don't think winning or losing CM's should impact one's credibility
>>548700007
running end teio, do I take cooldown + nimble, or just NSM and hope maestro procs?
>>548700000Quints of truth
>>548699998youve never seen the filmall you ever saw was the speech (if even that)all youve seen is the dog shit ""sequel""all you like is haha funny gosling movie doood
>sloptubersHave some self respect
>>548700012>>548699657moomoo hates the game and doesn't even play it.
>>548700070the way you go about it is important however.
my mummy loves me...
>>548699431But it never ends
>>548700071
>>548700070I think being a raging asshole that gives extremely questionable advice should though.Why am I even responding to the troll ffs.
>>548700145me too...
>>548700119We're in a gacha general on 4chan. That ship sailed a long time ago
>>548700070I sort of agree but humility with losses is important
>>548700000nice digits
CM6 room shotgunGoing to post hakuraku data for those curious and you can view the uma builds thereI might do the top standings as well, I guess928065905862379498992775
Any Scorpio guides yet?
>>548700070I think spe should have sexwith me
Man you all know a lot about and keep up with sloptubers you hate.
>>548700070this sentiment goes out the window if you buy your credibility by flaunting your CM win-rate and then later clarifying that you held that win-rate once for a singular CM.
>>548700070>barely plays the game>won 1/5 CM given to him>all his guides are just copied from VF
>>548700083>end teionigga what
>>548700119This is never going away. These people migrate right over from /vt/ on the regular and want to talk about more tuber gossip like a bunch of hens.
I think Long S is mandatory
>>548700145everyone in this general hates the game
>>548700306That doesn't mean you can't have any standards
>>548699268he is that desperate to win lmao. he even has the fucking audacity to pretend that his use of seiun sky is "oshi pvp" despite the fact that the balance patch made her THE meta front runner.
>>548700445Not reallyMoo Moo streamed his wip that's the closest atm
I do not play this game.I only watch Victoria SEAnigger to orbit him and not feel lonely.I too am SEA.Which Uma wife is for me?
You know Fuku I really didn't fucking need this today, my runs have been bad enough already
>weird avatarfag defending chinkslopI'm starting to notice...
>>548700662Nishino Flower because you're also a BA tourist
I think Turf S is mandatory
>>548700503still experimenting with decks/parents, she gets nimble navigator after derby, no idea if it's good enough so that I can also take cooldown
>>548700662I'd say Vivlos but that's really not fair to the uma that this guy latched onto her so hard.
>>548700432Dead CM I guess
>>548700526Great minds think alike
>>548700841i literally don't have a single ace built...
>>548700841I'm still making my aces...
I think End S is mandatory to win witchecks
>>548700841I'll join if you don't laugh at my "aces"
>>548700909Stop posting this ugly fucker's face
>>548699657He actually knows how to act properly and not like VF, who most likely can't help himself to act like some retarded asshole. He unironically can't control himself, caught being hypocritical multiple times, straight up lying about things and making up excuses when caught, like with one of his early drama (https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx98SnoN8g1Qu3qNbb1TIdiS3vprHO7X5L) where he lied about a mechanic ingame and reasoned he didn't have enough sleep and was tired which what made him answer like that. He also can't help but seethe and make fun of others, like making fun of Witgod and even using witgod's content and editing it to make fun of X >>>>>>> Riko banner
I play this game.I love /uma/.I hate loser content creators.Which Uma wife is for me?
>>548700841i dont wanna join each room like yesterday bro, or should i anyways
>>548700909Actual vom. I only hope you're a troll.
>>548700179aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh fuck it one ten
>my fag better than your fag
>can't even use SEA as an excuse for this abomination of a thread
Turf S is mandatory for dueling unless you're hitting 601+ guts on your aces (for the stat check)
STOP TALKING ABOUT SOME LITERALWHO SLOPTUBER AND TALK ABOUT GIRL HORSES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>>548701109wtf is this real
>>548701036agnes digital
>>548701045join multiple if you want, if they don't fill up quickly then you're not actually taking any spots that others want
>>548701156its a SEA holiday...
>>548701093complete and utter dog asswhy did I expect anything elsefucking kill me
the big uma agenda...
I HATE LONG CMS AAAAAAAAHHHH
>>548701251ain't the place underwater atm?
>>548700841l*ng CMs blow
Wish I failed the wit check and stood in the JP thread, at least that one isn't THIS autistic and filled with subhuman scum
>>548701271if 7 you do another ten and get a ssr fuck you
>>548701156>>548701210This wouldn't happen if only we had Mambo drama
>The truth is...you don't even have any advice that could help me, do you?>I'm already far too powerful, after all, and poor losers know only how to criticize...I understand your frustration, I really do.
>>548700841I'll make my aces... tomorrow...
>Dont Say It hits>I know I should just click recreate but I decide to look anyawayI shouldn't have lookedGod damn, mood effect is brutal. Should I still take this anyway?
>>548701001oh yeah wtf happened to the mayano sloptuber kininaru anyway he was based
>>548699268>Not everyone is so desperate to win that they would make gaslight videos in hopes that it makes any difference in their runs.well I can name at least one guy
>>5487004321 slot left in 98992775
>>548701093>>548701271Got em again
>>548701456WAKE UP
total musclegirl victory
>>548701393I WILL fuck heliosI WILL marry palmerI WILL lovey dovey sex her to create a family with palmer!
>>548701479Yes, tazuna has a mood up chance
>>548701479i'd hit it
"Demon Lord" alt Super Creek when?
>>548701448True "Do you feel in charge?" energy
>>548701332
>>548701775>She smugly walks towards trainer>trainer grabs her by the neck and chokeslams her into the wall.
>>548701332The place is always underwater. Thats why its called the SEA.
>>548700841My "aces"? You don't want to see themThey will hide in shame until the day comes or a real ace gets luckshitted out
>>548701968that's not far off from what actually happens (except Kawakami joins in by slamming you as well)
>>548698989Suzuka pushes the pace to boost fronts and if you design her to die at late race Seiun can proc NSM and angling
>>548702082>that filenameI KNOW WHO YO UARE
>>548700432Oh yeah doing it this way is much easierhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=DNsF0UHfJehttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=mcsi5fQJgqhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=qKkrbu1VDn
>>548701601Frutiger Aero, my beloved...
>another room>lost the NSM roulette againI'm getting silver this CM I can feel it
Special Week is Oguri Cap but worse in every way. Why is she the poster girl?
>>548702250stop buying midrace skills so you can be in position to proc NSM
>>548701601
Does anyone have that screencap where everyone in the match list has a Golshi with After-School Stroll and the name is something like "so-called free thinkers"
>>548702082I want sex with this stupid idiot
>>548702204I looked at the data and there's no way that Taishin should've beat your Gold Ship. It has much less power
>finally got my 1st S rank I did it bros
>>548700432I just finished doing my ace attempt fug
FINALLY HIGH ROLLED A CM GOLSHI. ALSO FUCKED HER IN THE HOT SPRINGS
>>548701448she said this against a vulnerable, emotional little girl though. Beta moment.
>>548702608show deck
>>548702082isn't her character literally just Daiwa again with a fixation on being the best/#1 in stuff?
>>548702620Deck?
>>548702204>i thought open with same settings just reruns a room with the same umas on another race seed>it actually rehosts a fresh roomhuh that'll make making new rooms so much easier3 more rooms just so I can use this feature746253874329377247681898>>548702574no stopping me cm
>>548702620>1 recoverybro...
>>5487026201 gold recovery
>>548702620wait that's a high roll? I might do better than I thought.
>>548702368umaOS dot com led me to a chinese website that wanted me to log in :(scammed again
>>548702608show cock
>>548702470Anon, there is a difference between being a free thinker and being a contrarian. Every free thinker will agree that 1+1=2 and that you run Goldship in this CM.
>>548702650
>>548702902die
2* power parent with a bunch of whites or 3* power with like 2 whites? Pink is 2* LS for both of them
uhh is the game dead?
is this happening with anons too? It was fine a few hours ago
>>548702725There you go>>548702732>>548702734>nooo you need 1200 stam +3 gold and 2 stam greens for the 3000m race (2nd shortest long track in the game)yeah whatever u say gaslighters
>>548702732It's enough but if it whiffs she completely dies
>>548702902based urara guts enjoyer. happy for you, anon
>>548702620>no Go HomeUh oh sister
>>548702764not him but with the luck I've had lately, anything within sneezing distance of S is a high roll to me
I think this Mayano is good enough. it was my first S long after 10 runs and I don’t want to do more. I got incredibly lucky with 200 wit getting fast learner event success too. It was the run. Still might get mogged by a golshi whale but w/eDeck is creek borrowed 3LB kita R Riko and 3 SR speed cards
>>548703031oinker deck
>danchou didn’t save my spot in new clubAny A to A+ clubs looking for about a million a day trainer?
Okay guysis Suzuka wearing pantyhose and glovesor is it an entire set of bodystocking
>>548703107that's a reroller deck not oinker
>>548702976>>548702990i wonder what happens on steam around this time, every week
>>548703107my decks are better than this and I'm F2P, you just had shitty luck
>>548702620Nice job anon, now just replace that Curvature with Go Home and trade 128 of your stam for 45 wit and maybe I'd be scared.
>KIKASHO CHANMI>TOP ROAD IS NOT RELEASED YETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU FUCKERS ARE SO LUCKY MY WIFE IS NOT OUT I WOULD HAVE FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD THAT PLATINUM WOULD BE MINE
>>548702902I ran almost the same deck for my golshi
Looking for a club to join. It’s been 24 hours.
>>548703108
>>5487027301 slot left in 47681898
>>548694832>>548694993Wait I don’t get it either. I’m too low IQ to see anything wrong with the first image. Someone explain
>>548703335>>548702902damn i been sleeping on f2p haru urara
>No Suzuka so Lucky Pace is uselessAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>548703438it's a gambling deck basically, you just hope Riko and Haru sits in the same training for the fat TE
Which is all around better?3lb SSR suzuka, mlb SR king, or mlb SR Windy for 3rd speed card assuming mlb kita and tosho?
>>548702730Teio I'm on my knees right now please activate your unique
>>548703109>Danchou didn’t save my spotI don’t think you’re who I’m thinking of but I keep waiting to see a post from an anon that was supposed to come back to the club but hasn’t yet. He didn’t try getting in touch and now I’m worried about them
>>548703501King halo for power boost and so you increase your chiances of Swinging Maestro event
Same here, was hoping a club saved a spot, but no dice. No spots left in the rentry clublist.In my previous club I raised over 50mil last month, if anyone has space left I would like to join.920863847844
>>548703703I'm not coming back bitch hahahahahahahha
>>548702574Power is a shit stat. PVP is an accel game, not power game. inb4, >power is accel. Learn the game.
>>548703423anon got tricked into posting in jp thread
Super Creek won...
Are you supposed to run manhattan cafe as end or late for CM?
>>548703901power is accel, learn the game
Back to the mines. This time bringing a right deck
>marked
Is there some reasoning between the ear sizes for the umas? I know a lot of details go into their designs (ear accessory to show their IRL gender, chest size to show how muscular they were, height to show their... well height, etc) so I'm wondering if that's one of those details or does it just depend on the feel of the artist.
>>548702730wtf my ichiban took 2 winshttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=EYL29b3waohttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=5TPA8fHC1Dhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=3LhElRMaMdOk that's it for now from me got other shit to do
>>548704004she's better as end whenever straightaway spurt stands alone as good accel
>>548703901
>>548704004End for Straightaway Spurt
>>548702863No this was from the previous Golshi-centric CM
>>548704061
uuuuh bwos?
>>548703501https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>548703703I doubt that’s me. I am an anon that posted last night with the /uma/kekon danchou. I’m sorry about your situation and I hope it works out well soon.
FUCK OFF
>>548704043動いてないのに暑いよ...
100000000000 APOLOGEMS NOW!
>>548694383I heard Buttsweat was open for applications from a friend, figured I'd drop my ID. I'm slowly getting back into the game after a period of dropping it, but I've been pretty consistent with runs for the past couple weeks.250329944932
wat da HECK why can't i login
Belno wife
Why is the game not working wtffff
>>548704413Ojisan let me fuck you
>>548704319>>548704392>>548704472It's Tuesday bwos....
>>548704298
MINUS SEVENTY ENERGY AND A DEAD CAREERGUESS IM DOING NOTHING TODAY
Woohoo, free apology carrots after I get home from work
>>548704484Belno is NOT THAT HUGE!Belno is NOT that insanely sexy!HOWEVER! One-Piece ARE that insanely sexy!
Looks like the game finally ran out of STEAM. I guess MANTenance killed the game.
>>548704084A lot are just based on the horse. Like Rice has big ass ears
>>548704559>gambling with McQueenman I don't know what you expect
>>548704124>digitan just died on her last racehow can i make her stronger hmm
>>548704559DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ITS THIS GUY
>>548704557
So how is parent farming in MANT? please don't answer if all you know is >1 hour runs
>>548704559Please tell me you at least tried to run in junior?
do G2 race wins not give affinity?
new strat if power is a fake strat?
>>548704612
>>548704559Toreina's fault.
Where is the mambo drama I was promised last thread
everything will be okay after I pull on the kitasan rerun
>>548704798
finally my own long parent
>>548704124my golshi got uber brocked she started seething right after the finish line
>>548704835G1 only
Any 1m-ish clubs?710488729877
>>548704862mambo this mambo that. have you tried to mambone some bitches
>>548704837A third globaldachi has hit the JP thread
>>548704839Is that enough stam to not die?
>>548704813>>548704689HELL NO RIDE OR DIE EVERY RUN >>548704745Umadash is getting a whopping eighty six fans out of me today
>>548704124>dueling causes my front to loseunlucky
>>548705060
>>548704862Types like you need to go back to /vt/.Do you even play the game anymore
>>548705147I browse both and I play both I accidentally went to the wrong tab calm down
>>548705147
>>548704392>>548704319>>548704472goodbye, /uma/...
I know there's a big update, what changed that makes it harder to win Mile races in career runs?I seem to finish 2nd/3rd junior/classic year unless my stats are super high. Senior year is fine mostly since my stats by then are good.
Can Umas be good trainers? My head canon is that the female trainer is an Uma and not a ningen
When Rudolf makes a dumb pun I want to push her down and breed her right there. Yes, even in front of others.
>>548704835Yes all shared graded and crown epithets>>548705108That's only after the affinity change
>Fail to get Riko eventShould I just scrap the run?
>>548705297
>Goldshi actually looks attractive without that retarded hat
>>548705315Stop reminding me that /vt/ exists. I probably play more than you anyway.
>>548704392>>548704319>>548704472steam maintenance dumbos
>>548694383>12/24 - Fuji Event>Grinding on Christmas EveYou fucking heartless bastards
>>548705538She suddenly becomes one of the hottest girls when she let's her hair down.
>>548705538source?
>>548705538
Tazuna wife
>>548705521I didn't get the Riko event and somehow lost Unity finals with this Seiun, so it's not the end of the world but it is extremely annoying.
>>548704459Was expecting you, inv sent!
>>548705530
>>548705567I'm a danchou, I have to play lest the club morale falls through the floor and implodes
been too tired to post recently, hope my umadacchis are doing well
>>548705732Isn't that still usable?
>>548705732If you miss Riko event before January classic I pick the top option to make up for it
>>548705148Barely. If he misses one stamina check he dies
>>548705858*humps you*
>>548705751
>>548705671
>>548705874I hope so because I'm sick of doing Seiun ace runs and still need to make my other 2 aces.>>548705876I do like gambling but that's too much for me.
>>548706013what a whore
>>548705967
>>548705567It barely exists anymore anyway since its main posterbase fled from this website
>>548705732Sure, it's not bad. But the fact you got that even with those fails just proves that it could be even better. Sorry anon, you need to back and retry until you get that uma but with Riko and unity.
>>548706013It's not enough to take off the tard helmet. She has to talk in *that* voice to be sexy.
>>548705732Dont you need groundwork?
>>548706179
>>548705963
>>548705101grats nigga hope she won a lot of g1s for affinity
>>548706363
>>548706215I'll do more Seiun runs tomorrow... I got a turf S long S today but on the most garbage low roll run imaginable.>>548706346Probably but I don't have the parents for it and I can't run the Falco card without destroying my stats. Taking the Lead will just have to be enough.
>>548705858My chronic pain is getting worse but I finally have an appointment for an MRI next week also I'm still grinding grandparents for the next cm so overall I'd say not very good.
>Evo skills will come out in first anniHow much money would you guys bet on this?While we had the first QoL changes 6 months earlier than the original schedule, evo skills on first anni would imply 1 whole year earlier of actual big meta changes instead of QoL mixed with the meta stuff.
Ok /Uma/ we are going to run a little experiment here.
>>548706346no one is running fronts
>roll Kawakami Princess, thinking I might like her>read through her story in careerShe is officially worst uma and it isn't even close.
Skipping Kitasan for Dober yup yup
>>548706660>reddit tachyon
>>548706365more curren
>>548706346only if he runs into the rare opposing Seiun ace
>>548706568
>>548706653Teio's skills are still shiiiiiiiiiiiit
is it any worth to make a debuffer for long? I got 2 out of 3 aces done but I have no idea who to make my third
Now you may think this is just cheap way for me to find an excuse to post Tachyon.
No long S but goddamnit she tried. Might bring her anyway.
>>548706653They should bring Nakayama Festa earlier desu
>>548706829front debuffer air groove is good. stops lucky pace combats other pace down setups. I expect people to remember it from gemni because yters brought it up again
>>548701109Which Uma has this ult?
>>548704801constantly racing with no mandatory goal races = super high affinity shit out SP and extra skill hints = more white sparksstat gain is very good, whereas if you constantly raced in URA/unity your stats would suffer =more 3* blues>1 hour runs is absolutely brutal for salaryman trainers though
>>548706746>>reddit tachyon>reddit Halo
>>548706783
>>548706765chang love
How is Cafe as an endcloser?
Who really knows I will not confirm nor deny it such accusation
>>548706990all this talk of reddit umas, but who are the 4chan umas?
>>548707007
>>548705608every week without fail
Tempted
>>548707210the flat chested, young, ones that don't bathe, schizophrenics and contrarian picks.
>>548706792it's ok no one trains Teio except for a couple of weirdos
>>548707210Air Shakur, unironically.
>>548706704What's wrong with her? She likes king halo
If you respond to this post you will recieve an impregnable barrier that will stop all Uma rapes that target you.
>>548707352That weirdo? Me
>>548707210Any obscure uma that has less than 100 fans, so Narita Top Road
>>548707247
>>548707210Manhattan Cafe
>>548707191w-wow! Share the prompt
>>548707330So Manhattan Cafe then
>>548706740uoh Ryan do cowgirl squats on me TToTT
>>548707479no....>>548707452
>>548707554not exclusively, but yes
>>548706792That's a shame, I'd really like to train Teio sometimes because she has great growths, but I only ever used it for Gemini back then for that same reason as my third ace.
>>548707465
Thinking about Eishin Flash's big bountiful breasts.
Danchou gomen... I'm going to bed.
However should you respond to this post an Uma will come into a room at exactly 5 past midnight and rape you until exactly 5 past 7 the next morning. Surely you will not respond to this post since a self respecting individual such as the trainer (you) does not want to be raped for an entire night by your trainee right?
>>548707479>>548707554Cafe is peak reddit, lots of onlyfans whores dressed as her
>>548707210Cheval Grand
>>548706653Why does no one say who actually becomes meta with pink skills outside of suzukaAll I hear is OGURI MOGGED BOURBON MOGGED okay so who is good now?
and here I am wondering why my stats were so low despite having a good start, what the fuckand no i didn't dodge blues, they just didn't appear. not in wit, not in guts.
>>548707675
>>548707758>lots of onlyfans whores dressed as herHow would you know that...?
>>548706971Thanks for the info. I hope they drop spark rerolls for MANT it would help the hour long runs.
>>548706653>huge accel>big heal + speedyes please
>>548707854
>>548705315>>548705567its a dying board and lots of posters left back in April
>>548707854THIS BRAT
>>548707907Are you new to the internet?
>>548707948she knows what she's doing..
>>548707797That's also a good question, I was also wondering if there were any Half-Anni changes that we could expect for our 1st Anni instead of the Evo skills. Because the biggest argument in favor of Evo skills would be that there is no other changes that they could add for that massive event.
>>548707887
why are you guys so weird? dont you talk with other people irl ?
>The difference between Class 6 retention and demotion is 1 pull's worth of caratsis this like a trainer's pride thing then
>>548708030I have never once visited onlyfans.
>>548707758why though
>>548708124it’s not worth the sweat
Got her off the single voucher. I guess you could say it was a Winning Ticket
>>548707758I'll hold back from calling her a 4chan uma until I've played her career to see how she acts, but from the fact that she's a literal schizo she seems like the obvious choice.
>>548707930youre welcome cunnyposter
>>548707797Simple they are making shit up. No one knows how that will actually look like
>>548708080
>>548708205Being schizo doesn't make her 4chan, nobody is a schizo here, only retards pretending to be le unique chungusesThe only Uma that can be called 4chan is Agnes Digital
>>548708083You guys make jokes about your umadacchi being your friends or not but in reality I talk with you all much more than I talk with anyone in real life because I haven't had anything resembling friends in real life for like eight years if I'm being optimistic.
Golshit is so goddamn easy to build, what the fuck. I sweated for a week and a half for my oshi ace but I got a 1200/1000/1000 (no long S though) on my first try with Golshit.
>>548706198>>548707960where did they go?
>>548708176I was meaning to keep an eye out for matchups where the opponent rolled no Great moods so i would use a parfait but then i got a high score without using a parfait anywaymeh
>>548708336
Call me James Bond the way I've got0 Libra Parents0 Libra Aces7 days till Libra
>>548708124Anyone who's played every CM should at least be able to stay in C6 with minimal effort..
>>548707960what happened in april
>>548708410you still have to go back to real life and work study etc
>>548708436>no long S thoughTry again.
>>548707854she's waiting for her guts training, trainer-san
>>548708545James Bond wouldn't say that.
>>548708410Skill issue
is this chibi conversation some sort of special feature? I haven't seen this sort of animation before and Taiki and Fuku are friends so I suspect this is a nice touch
>>548708083no I'm too retarded to initiate conversations with people and it's easier to call you anons a bunch of faggots
>>548708582Black rock jews took over hololive and bought stock
>>548708594It's only a matter of time. I have a 9* long parent double circle locked the fuck in. Second parent sucks though, it's a late surger/turf hybrid.
>>548708526
>>548708336CHILDREN'S DAY ALTS WHENNNNNNNNNNNN ToT
>>548706792don't care, will keep training my teiowife
>>548707797ALMOND SEXGENTIL SEXFalco
>>548708450to a board created by an anon/s called HoloTower >>548708582the site got hacked in mid-April sex with first-rate uma btw
>>548706950just do pace air groove so she can use her dazzling disorientation
Anything over 1800m is not a real race and so I will not be preparing "aces" for the upcoming "C"M
>>548707854i dont get it
>>548703983This is just the beginning, Anon.Next year, we'll have even more Super Creek!
>>548708582I lied
>>548708714people care about that shit?>>548708820oh yeah. i thought it had to do with something vtuber specific
To complete the career should I switch my late surger to pace chaser? some races I need to win for secret event are not mandatory so no clocking, matikanefukukitaru has B in pace so I dont know
>>548708545Good one.
>>548708742
Good night friends!!!
>>548708887anime Creek is so nice to look at
>>54870884873 unity trainings, 6 spirit bursts
I need someone like this
Nobody rolled for Kawakami Princess
>My favorite Uma?>4chan>Your favorite Uma?>RedditThat is just the way the carrot crunches
>>548708998Dream of Falco dreaming about whatever it is umadols dream of
>>548708972
>>548694383When does Steams maintenance end by the way?
>>548708714Mike is at it again...
>>548709209
>>548707320just do it, what else are you gonna use it on?do you still have 2star or below umas?
>>548708820That board dying is good riddance anyway. It's all drama and western indie whores
well its nice when this brat torpedos runs before debut so i can abandon...2 rudolf borrow runs ruined in 10m
>>548709525You know, there is another option...
>>548709412
navelingus with taishin
>>548709123Me as Grass genuinely killing you to death.
anons should I try to highroll another Rudolf?
>>548709123Left or right? I'd rather be on the left (I like to choke myself).
>>548709675REALLY?My dream has come true!
>>548709123Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
>>548708959every position has an equal chance of getting brocked and jobbing their races, from personal experience late surger is good for longs for lower stam drain and pace chaser/front can be quite consistent if the uma has a unique that benefits from being further up in the pack like fuku
>>548709723Yeah. That stamina is not enough. You need stam+guts=1500 like your other aces.
>>548709631
>>548709603im not a parent maker and hints are crazy unreliable in unity
>>548708810agreed
>>548707797The Suzuka bias at HQ is real.>>548707907He is probably Indian, they always just throw that one out there.
>>548709723rudolf deck?
>>548709849Nah that stamina should be enough for late surgers
>>548708124it's not much but it stacks every weekthe game has been out for 6 months, if you've been rocking class 6 since the 1st month then you have 20 pulls more than someone on class 5obviously, if you do the math on hopping between class 5 and 6 it's an even smaller difference but it's not negligible
>>548709440>what else are you gonna use it onSave them for Christmas Scarlet, who will be even harder to 5*
This is Turf Queens bitch! We clown in this mutherfucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to Daydreamers
>>548707797mares are so hotoh and falco's here
>>548709849that kyoto green is +40 tho so she is at 1K
>>548709850
Left or right? I'm tired of training golshis and need to train another ace for the cup, these are the best I could manage.
Oh no! Urara has just fell into a river! But all of a sudden a goddess (king halo) appears before you and asks: >So trainer you have been taking first-rate care of your Urara good job! So did you drop this retarded head completely empty Urara, this really cute Urara, this mature and adult Urara(still abit slow at times), this super smart Urara, this happy Urara or this seductive Urara who will not only continue to suck your cock after you cum but also use whatever underhanded tactics to get herself knocked up by you? How would you respond to this King look-alike Goddess?
>>548709525Whats the difference?
>>548708410it's okay DotoanonI'm here for you
>>548698638>Shill and whale Rice Riko for months>Lose>Be amnesiac and undermine Rice Riko for months and ends up using Rice Riko>LoseAre there any good umatubers?
>>548710096need more guts
>>548709880Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>548709723nah you're done time to start on scorpio
Is it worth rolling for the halloween supports?
>>548708887Anime Creek is so cute.
>>548710031that's in a year, you have time
>>548710094
>>548710169Using her card unironically bumps me back to 11000 rating
>>548710183No.
>>548710096you need 400 guts and wit anon
>>548710096Right is better
>>548710001>inb4 buhi
>>548710385
>>548710385Nice deck. Good job on that Rudolf, I always struggle to get her power that high.
>>548710385>4 MLB SSR
>>548710385How many pulls on the Biko/Bakushin banner and did you have any Bikos or Bakushins before it
>>548710105Ulala doesn't know what sex is>>548710385OINK OINK BUHIIIII TEIO DAAA OINK
>>548710289
>>548710385>buhiwhat does buhi stand for? is it an acronym or some weird foreign onomatopoeia for pig sounds?
>>548710385nigga you can do much better than that with that deck
>>548710183rob roy is good for spark farming but that's about it
>>548710385>>548710490This is standard deck now for Day 1 players...
Im liking this Unity CupI dont even know where Im getting all these skills
>>548707210I think this reddit/4chan [horse] meme is dumb and stolen from /fgo/ generals but I'm bored so I'll have a go in this using >>548707452's criteria with some of my fave umas sorted from descending (most 4chan to least)>Tap Dance City>Symboli Kris S>Tosen Jordan>Hishi Amazon>Hishi Akebono>Air Groove
>>548710385That is NOT a highroll. You simply bruteforced those stats with those cards.That is a lowroll with that kind of deck.
>>548710532Whales never had to learn how to actually play the game with their life on the line.
>>548710527the latter'botan' is jp for pig, so its from the same sort of sound
>>548710385your stats are too low for that deck
>>548710527It's the Japanese onomatopoeia for pig squealing.
Can we stop with the buhi replies to anons with a job? Looking back into it, the rants were a bit cringe ngl.
>>548710385All those mlb's and that's the best you can do, anon?
>>548710105i know your tricks goddessreturn me the original urara
>>548710516
Is this moody cunt worth training for this CM? Last 3 events have been a mood management disaster, like she is allergic to being in a good mood.That and her Don't Say It event always pops at the most inconvenient times.
>>548710486no idea how many rolls2lb bakushin and no biko
*charging*
>>548710256
>>548710731You need long S and a second goldbut yes mine with those stats regularly hoses S rank golshis
>>548710385With that deck you can reach 500 guts and 600 wit which would increase your winrate way more than max power
>>548710385Just accept your fate piggerBut isnt those stats kinda shit lol unless you got alot of skills you end up hiding for racing too much
>>548710385Recently started getting buhi videos and can finally use them now>highroll
>>548698745is he bragging about the september CM like vivlos wasn't a really good option for the Shuuka Sho? Betweeners had the strongest fucking cards at the time with Adgroove spd, Tama power and Tact wit. Also, solo ace WAS the meta for that CM. What the fuck is he talking about?
>>548710731your double ningen deck?
How can we stop Uma from raping our male staff members...Oh I know! We can hire only female trainers now! Then we have to make sure none of our horses are homosexual...Hmmm...How particular...Hey (you) the person reading this post!Tell me how do you propose we deal with the rape epidemic currently taking place at our school!
>>548710385buhi posting has gotten so old that I unironically want whales to start posting here again.
>>548710731That taishin is not wining a single race in round 2 graded
>>548710724
>>548710879There is no rape epidemic at Tracen.
>>548710741The purchase receipts on this guy are long enough to wrap around the world
what triggered the NTR schizo now? why is this nigga spamming
>>548710385very BAD stats for a whale deck.
>>548710802>>548710682>>548710656yeah tell that to the fucking speed cards always camping on guts. you can't buy luck
>>548710385how is that not buhi you disgusting pig
>Spaming a good uma is now skizo
>>548710715ignore schizo, enjoy boy wives
>>548710741>if you went and got 5mlb kitasan nige
>>548710681>wageslave>gamble thousands on pixelated jpg for dopamine with 0 ROIFucking retard paypigs should always be made fun of
>>548710946
When does Tokai Teio become good?
>>548710385i wanted to get ideas for my latesurger sorry you got outed like this bwo
goodnight umadacchi
>>548711146Whales keep the game alive you should appreciate those richer than you
>>548710681Not if said buhis are so bad that it's literally their decks doing all the job
>all these seething f2poorsNTA but you "people" need to show some damn respect to your betters
>>548710681Anons with real jobs don't spend thousands on gacha.
>>548710802no one is getting 600 wit with that retard
>>548710879HELP ME RIKO CURREN HAS- AAHH NOO NOOO NOOO NOOO NOT AGAIN CURREN PLEASE I'M SO TIR
>>548711191rest well
literally nobody likes NTR, not a single soulthere is only one schizo here that is into NTRmaybe two since it seems you cover two time zones
>>548711230no shit retard, all he has to do is swap tazuna for fine motion
>>548711206We already have those JPig freaks who was born and raised with pachiko and horse racing gambling to do it for us on all gacha scene.
>>548711150
>>548710385c'mon piggy, if I can do this with this deck you can do better, if you are going to beat someone in the finals at least show that whale power with a triple SS uma
>>548708083>dont you talk with other people irl ?NoIt's easier to communicate thoughts easier in writing, and real life speech has too many pauses, nothingisms, filters, or anything to really make it worth engaging in. People who talk a lot mostly talk about themselves anyways
>>548711153she's always been good, anon. Teio is cute and good.
>>548711282I like NTR (NeToRare).
>Daily paid pull>Spooky RiceSo, since I'm definitely going to be using her, that means BNW is off the table, so I'll be going with the team of favourites this time. Biwa, Rice and Rudolf. It'll be nice to run Rudolf again this CM, too.
>>548711224we have to figure out how to get big autism bux
>>548710985>every time I talk to NTR anon (the baker) he seems nice and cool and normal>every time anyone talks about NTR anon (the poster) they’re complaining about schizo behaviorThey’re not the same person and you can’t convince me otherwise
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>548711282I'm not NTR anon but I like Narita Top Road.
>>548711223Why should I respect you piggers? spending money and I still snatched 3 out of 5 CMs from you
>>548710741Give me your account. I'll train better horses for you entirely for free
>>548711282Fuck off Evil Nature we pulling for NTR here
What if I'm a whale who manages his finances well and only allocates a few hundred to the game every month, and not a dime more?
>>548711353
>>548711189nah I'm used to them having a melty when I post. I just don't like struggling in a game I play every day
>>548711534Uhhh CM finals is based on your winrate so you were matched with shitters for Finals
>>548710801>>548710939I'm asking if Narita Taishin is worth training because her career is ass.
>>548711568are you a saudi oil prince
>>548711457Simply follow good ol' Uncle Remus' guide.
>>548711052So you try, try, and try again, at least before bragging, anon. I've seen monsters, anon, absolute monsters when testing my umas. You have the materials to meet or surpass them.
>Guy posts his uma>f2p>everyone nods and life moves on>Guy posts his uma>whale>thread goes into full meltdown, people dig up their Teio folders and webms of pigs>any praise for the uma becomes a critique about how if they had their cards they would have made a 1200/1200/1200
i like making fun of whales but at the end of the day they are the ones paying for server costs and cygames's soap, but on the other hand again, BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OINK OINK SQUEEEEEE
>>548711609her career is fineit takes literally 1 recovery and she runs all the mediums with no rando mile stat check
>>548711682It's literally so bad. Notice how everyone's only nitpicking about the Rudolf. The others had stats worthy of the deck
>>548711569
>>548711592keep telling that to yourself, I got a 60% win rate
>>548711672No NSM, 2 Gold Stam skills with 1200 stam No Uma Stanholy fucking retard whale
>>548711682All's right with the world
>>548711547a 4chan thread wouldn't make it logistically possible but i was wondering if there was a way for people to go through someone's career turn by turn, with everyone watching someone's stream or something else. Like i said its not like you can post a pic of every turn into an uma thread but..
>>548708083the last time I spoke to someone outside of obligations was at a con in june
>>548711672I did not come to brag. I have a job and don't have all the time in the world
Is global getting this
>>548711682Back to plebbit Sweeptranny Posters might be pig worshipping there but not here unskilled swine.
>>548711282Shut up bastard, /uma/ is a NTR generalI will defend NTR anon with my life, that nigga keeps the threads going, so shut the fuck up
>>548711782>60% >lol>matched with other shitters with 60% winrate
>>548709040>>548710252She really is.
>>548711682>>548711765this was posted by piggy claws
>>548711682I wouldn't complain if he hadn't called that a highroll. I'm pulling my hairs out trying to achieve those stats with a highroll
>>548711682What else are you supposed to do when an icy wigger pig with a fresh fade decides to make himself known in the thread?
>70 carats spent on more attempts at a Libra aceI gotta fucking stop.
The people who complain about whales and dolphins are Indian.
>>548711769
>>548711849Oh, sorry anon.
>>548710385try borrowing finemo instead of tazuna, if you could get wit above 600 that would be more valuable than whatever tazuna's giving you.
>>548711881>>548711592Do you ACTUALLY believe that? are you retarded or coping with your loses? kekNTA I got matched with S rank whales in a couple CMs and my win rate was subpar
>>548711813Should be possible with a stream or like those pokemon streams back in the days where chat controls the actions
>>548711968I'm trying to make a Curren ace, I'm spending about 200 carats a day on runs
>>548711881>>548711782>>548711592Wtf is this new WR gaslight?Thats not even remotely true
>>548711359>Has to borrow Kitisan>Sub 900 powernever going to make it
[SAD NEWS]NOBODY BUT GOLSHIT IS WINNING THE LOBBIESMY MAYANO IS WINNING NOTHING
>>548711974
I rolled for Kawakami
>>548712165I made it 4/5 times and I will make it again. Once I get my hands on kitasan this month its gonna be easy mode
>>548710385Cheapest late surger build able to compete with f2p goldship
So direct...
Is McQueen stil good to use? She was a great pick in Gemini
Danchou...I'm so tired...I don't feel like doing my 3 borrows today...
>>548712228Based. Did you enjoy her career? Are you building her as an ace for the CM?
>>5487122289 cute girls and mejiro ryan
>>548712168She needs the stakes to be at its highest to perform at her bestCurrently theres no stakes
>>548712182
>>548712287Gotta make a good impression though before danchou has second thoughts about kicking you
>>548712339Why is Mayano such a semen demon? Did the irl horse also constantly sexually provoke his trainer?
>>548712424Greetins from europe anon, keep seething, not my fault you keep losing
>>548712140It was added in the patch
>11* long and 2* turf over six runs>Two runs with a pink proc and it was for turfI already feel stupid needing to run Golshit, I don't like needing to play her more than I need to.
>>548711941technically he didn't call it a highroll, he asked if he should try to highroll another rudolf>>548711854how do you know what they are posting about in reddit...unless..?>>548711939>>548711950yada
>>548712090is there a streaming service with pseudo anonymouse chat though
>already out of riko dates by late classic yearYeah, it's fucking over.
i redeem my cow poop with my mid 70s IQ saar
>>548712398
>>548711471Is she getting stronger? You used to post only four lines of THE STRONGEST but now you're up to eight...
Uma ntring her trainer away from a human female that is showing interest in him
>>548712529Saying you are European is still an 80% chance that you are brown
>didn’t get to kick a slew of people this month>club is stable enough there probably wont be any more mass executionsI didn’t realize it was fun until I had it taken away
>>548712564>should I try to highroll another Rudolf?It's implied that Rudolf is highrolled
>>548712564I said might because I know you are from there, no need to defend piggies here sweeplebbitranny
next thread will be better
>>548712624
Admire Terra aiming to run in Arima Kinenhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/1996012002611965981?s=20
>>548712694keep telling yourself all sweet lies you need, you still lost
>>548712697I'm also itching to kick more than one person, but I don't have an excuse that wouldn't make the club suddenly competitive
I want to make Sweep cry.
>>548711191Umasumi!
>>548710105There's only one Urara she's presenting though?
>>548712297I enjoyed it. I think she's funny and I like her voice acting. The "My dream is to be [X] but I don't know what it means to be [X]" has been done a few times but she's so charming it's alright.I don't love her enough/I have no long parents to turn her Long G into a Long S, but I'll put her into the next mile or medium CM. I'm already devoted to running Scarlet in every CM.
>>548712575I only know of cytube
>>548712168Do I even need to say it?
>>548712837With or without a jockey?
>>548712837please nips vote for the funny honse
>>548712851Nah, I'm 5/5 soon to be 6/6.
>>548712834
If rape bad, why feel good?
>>548712168Completely false, my daiwa scarlet is winning often
>>548712915Nice. I didn't realise she had a G long; I feel like F aptitude is already pushing it but G makes it far more trouble than it's worth.
>>548712668>>548711471>Jungle Baguette
I've prepared a secret weapon for your Gold Shits.
>>548712946made me laugh
Turkey is European
These are your normie leddit horseshttps://www.manamoon.com/collections/pretty-derby
>>548713142lollmaorofl
>>548713124fov debuffs are bad
>>548713024
>>548713124wow, another gold shit.
>>548712952Saying you won 5/5 is still an 80% chance that you lost
>>548713078Could you please share your Scarlet? I'm trying to build one as a front runner but I'm having trouble hitting capped speed while getting enough stamina and wit.
>>548713142Oh nonononono pfffft
Any way to set the color of your trainee's buruma? You know the non-G1 races when they don't wear their race oufit?
>>548713097You're right, it's F, but I'm not going to go through that much effort. I'll save her for CM7
>>548713248
STOP THE COUNT
Admire Terra to head to the Arima Kinenhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/1996012002611965981
>>548713362nyo, iirc it's based on the gate/post they start from like in real racing jockeys having different colored hats based around that
>>548713438Yeah, aptitude F is rough. I hope you do well with her in CM7; it's fun seeing the newer umas winning.
>>548713457Start a family
>>548713479Yup, angry and not even a screencap trying or a timestamp, how does it feel to lose the CMs anon? hmmmm seething? maybe coping?
>>548713701I will do it
will she win
>>548713334I just use a front runner that dies at late race so red ace and NSM activate perfectly
SUPER CREEK PLEASE THIS IS A HIGHROLL STATS RUN WHERE'S MY MAESTRO
>>548713635>winning
>>548713879>a perfect 14,000 ratingSo that's the secret... Thanks for sharing. I hope she wins the CM for you.
Time for a personal wake up call679988506799885067998850Come on in
>reddit tachyon
>>548714123WAKE UP CALLCAUGHT YOU IN THE MORNING WITH ANOTHER ONE IN MY BEDDON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE?DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME?I DON'T THINK SO
>>548712282I wonder how her onsen trip will be
>>548713879Do you do double front runners? They made it so her unique activates even when you're 2nd.
>>548714123>SSSAIEEEEEEEEE GET ME OUT
>>548714237She goes into heat and attacks her trainer...
>>548713772The only time you should see so much platinum is when you are in the mines digging for it.
>>548714381so the usual
Unity cup reminded me why I quit during Aoharu in JPI fucking hate the team mechanics in this campaign so fucking much
>>548714150>reddit anon
>>548714491>filtered by a babby mechanicLOL LMAO even
The wits gonna hurt as B, but my cafe companion and she'll steal some wins if beeline+break fire
>>548714123>>548714369Meisho Doto game
>>548712168My Amazon has been winning a few rooms too
>>548714324No just the one. It is pretty rare that Scarlet catches up close enough to the front runner during the mid race that it activates at a bad time. And even then, speed carryover can still do its job if it manages to.
>>548713058is bad for you not for the rapist
>>548714728
>>548714123danchou...
>>548714123mmmghhh.... I figured I was too far from the podiumInteresting to see Halloween Rice be a front runner for the entire race as a paceThanks for joining
>>548714687Have you tried a >1 front>2 pace Lobby? Do you get fucked in that case?
again39555828pile in
she won one, shockingly as the solo non-end too
>>548714728women say their number one fantasy is to get raped by Chad though?
>>548715035>doto winKino
I like Kita.
Super Creek stopped at 2 again and never gave me maestro.I want to kill myself
>>548713058It's morally wrong because you need to compensate the father before you have the right to.
my 1200/1000/900/450/500 Long S fast learner golshit didn't get spurt, so I took pump and NSM, is she glue, do I have to remake her
Meisho Hario is retiring at Champions Cup.https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=315260
>>548714998I have tried it, Scarlet still gets to do her thing, but now she's more reliant on NSM while Red Ace would activate somewhere on the 3rd corner. While that is still a very good case, NSM doesn't always activate in which case you're fucked.
>>548715565It's a me Hario
>>548715559Yes spurt is that important you just lowered your chances of winning too much by not having it
>>548715630motherfucker kek
>>548715528Belno is dangerous
>>548714937thanks for the race fukubro
>>548715669please be a smirking oguri, I'm literally never hitting 1200 speed enough stamina fast learner and long S all at the same time
>>548714937Can I see this guy's Doto build? I want to make a late Doto but have no clue how to do that.
>>548715842CM is accel game. Even a 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 will lose to 1200/1000/1000/400/400 with Spurt
>>548715842no spurt is brick, sorry but no oguri
>>548715842a 1000 speed golshi with spurt will beat yours
I want to spurt inside Mayano
>>548715904>>548709723
>>548715904
I HATE GOLDSHIP SO FUCKING MUCH
FUCK YOU SUPER CREEK WHERE'S MY MAESTRO THIS WAS AN ACE POTENTIAL RUN
>>548715983>>548715961>>548715915I literally don't believe this my golshit has fucking 1400 speed there is no fucking way
>>548716206But she's going to win your CM finals, you should be happy for her.
>>548714829Curren would never rape me..
>>548714937I thought Lates were supposed to be weaker this time around?
>>548716106>>548716087yeah I'm probably never achieving this. My best highroll 3speed+2stam+riko is around 1100 speed with 1000 stam with pace Doto.
Surprisingly enough this has won 4 out of 10 room matches. I don't know how but whatever that's good enough for me.
>>548715565>Cafe's grandchildsadly no g1
>>548716378no mile gamba accel this time, there's more dead space where OYL can proc and be completely useless because the late race is literally twice as long, late race starts on a straight which hurts most uma that naturally fit into late role. Late's best strategy is to load up on mid race skills, push up on the pace chasers and land NSM.
>>548716472Rudolf is scary if she activates NSM early, scarier than Goldships. Only one that would match her is POTENTIAL MAN Taishin
give it to me straightis she good enough for group B?
>>548716882You sadly lack no stopping me. Only way you'd win is if you lucky pace
>>548716241do you think Umas reach their top speed immediately?
>>548716732I haven't even tried to build a late yet, so I think I'll borrow the new Rob Roy card and load up on NSM, It's On, Beeline Burst, and In Body and Mind and just hope for a strong final straight
>try out double pal>now I have two ningens who refuse to start dating before end of Junior yearFun!
JUST PUT THE FUCKING 2* STAMINA SPARK IN THE BAG!
How come nobody's making late rice
This tranny telling people to skip kitasan to roll fuku speedNow he is telling not to roll for Oguri because she becomes weak when red skills come outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MmLXDgJL-Q
>>548716378They are much weaker than they were in mile CMs, but that doesn't mean they're shit
>>548717282buy an ad
>>548717282based erzzy
>>548717282>>548717367creator of the gaslight doc??
>>548715751H-Hot...
>>548716978damn, I liked that I could use vampire rice and get two golds for free with no reliance on a card since my supercreek is shitNSM is that important?
>>548717549yeh that is the gaslight doc trannyhe posts in this very thread too
>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425
>>548717282TO BE FAIR people who said SMaru wasn't a must roll ended up vindicated. Maybe you should consider all things before you call people a tranny and post their sloptubing on 4chan because you want others to share in your anger.
>>548717674DONT POST IN HERE THEY WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU AHHHHH
>>548717620Next cup is the NSM CM
>>548717693okay erzyy you will never be a woman
>>548717226I HAVE NO FUCKING LATE SPARKSI AM OUT OF BORROWS TO MAKE AN OFF ENDPOWER IS EVERYTHING AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT
>>548716882Front is bad this CM so get Angling and Scheming as a pace accel and try to get head on, descent, and highlander + pace/long straightaway
>>548717646>he posts in this very thread toohow do you know
>>548717802I'm not that person, I'm also not a waste of space in his mid 30s who calls anyone he doesn't like on the internet a tranny.
where baker
I forgot to take a screenshot but I just got raped by Opera in the hot springs
Maybe learn to think for yourself and form your own opinion instead of following tuber guides
>>548716241Go test it in a room bwo.
>>548717876>I'm also not a waste of space in his mid 30sThat's a weird thing to be proud of where you're typing on this site of all places lmao
>>548718121
>sloptubers, vtumors, paypig vs poorpag warsnext thread must be better
>>548717876>I'm also not a waste of space in his mid 30sThat is a lot of projection lil gup, look at yourself in the mirror before talking about others>who calls anyone he doesn't like on the internet a tranny.The way you are reacting to this screams tranny, there is a lot of red flags here, Erzzy. YWNBAW
>>548718271>That is a lot of projection lil gup, look at yourself in the mirror before talking about others>The way you are reacting to this screams tranny, there is a lot of red flags here, Erzzy. YWNBAWThe irony of these two statements being made in succession is palpable. You are probably the worst poster in this general.
>>548718440>You are probably the worst posterThat would be you
>>548718271I'm starting to believe you're an actual tranny from these posts not like I care but still
>>548716241Speed is only good if you can make full use of it... which you can't, so you have dead stats instead. PVP is acceleration game.
>>548718687>Nooooo you are the tranny not me aaaahOkay tranno, whatever makes you feel better
>>548701230he said wife, anon
>>548715751BELNO DARK, OUR BELOVED
>>548716345
>>548720104I consent
