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only post in this thread if you're a true tekken patriot
hype !!!!!!
>>548725713me on the left
anything decent in the new BP?
imagine miary taking a dump
how come black people let everyone say "nigga" that was their word
>>548725886I am a patriot, I am part of the 6000, FOR TEKKEN!!
>>548726941>>548725886sad that it came to this
>>548725713so she had sex with those right?
I exposed myself
i like to move it move it
I am a joke character
madagascar was peak
im a complete fucking loser
last 3 games you played?
havent played since clive
>>548727282Steve...
how did oskar fags even get through any previous game in the series with how much time they are spending trying to cope their way out of Miary being bigger?
bigger is not better
i can't get hard
>>548725713Do you think she'd like the movie Madagascar?
>genuinely linear and can be stepped>barely any tracking or realignment bs>has a lot of homing moves that can be outspaced and whiff punished>her big moves are launch punishable and don't go into more stancefaggotry or wallsplat from 50 meters>has a lot of wall carry which she can do 90+ damage at the wall but otherwise doesn't do much damage>doesn't constantly keep you guessing>making tekken haters mad because big titty anime girl>makes zoomers and tekken grifters seethe because she isn't a autowin autoplay character that isn't playing tekken like AK and FahkIf you lose to Miary, it is genuinely a skill issueComplaining about her animal stuff and the pole only shows you have absolutely no brain cells
gt7? thats what im playing
>>548729508What makes her anime?
Harada said so
lay of the gt7 joint blud, the year's almost over
>>548729624oh flip thanks for reminding me
Ok get this - i have a DLC idea and its fucking brilliant.The characters name is Adolf Riddler.He isnt that powerful. Reach, frames, movement, everything is belove average.But he has a unique counter hit property on some moves and also on a 15f unbreakable throw that freezes the timer, puts both, Adolf Riddler and the enemy, into a cage and a question pops up. Your enemy needs to answer the question. If the answer is wrong the enemy takes 50 damage - if hes right, you take 50.The difficulty of questions rises in heat and every round you win. Level 1 questions are basic stuff like 'how fast is kazuyas jab' or 'is murray a homo'Level 2 questions are basic stuff but cross knowledge like 'character A does basic move X against character B using move Y at the same time - who wins.Level 3 questions are real neckbreakers, with stuff like 'what bloodtype does kazuya have' or 'what does it take to safe this dogshit game from dying'What do you think? Did i just create the most broken character in existence because level 1 questions would make you auto win against 99.99% of all tekken 8 players? Am i 'bamco hire this man'-material or 'stop smoking crack you imbecile'-material?Let me know what you think. Im looking forward to your feedback.
the coach kazama situation is crazy
Why is AK still the most picked after miary?
They should add a DLC but instead of it being a new character it's an extension to the story mode.
cant tell these bitches apart
because he's cool?
>>548730474they did that during season 1
brin fog is clearing up nicely
did that for one season and lost all the budget
>Be tekken emperor struggling>Find a GoD trying to rise Miary zou>Beat him somehow>Ki charge and one and doneI dunno why I did it But it felt really really good
*stares at a 4k 120hz slow motion montage of my gay little miata set to classical piano music*yep. this is what lifes about
>>548730273bros please give me a 5 star review for my high quality and funnny oc post. like what the fuck man.
didn't need to prefix your miata with gay, we already know you gay
>>548731195U are retarded.
>>548731195U are cool.
>tierlists >tekken8>late 2025
>>548730420He always was, even in 7. He cool, he has the homing anti noob low and no stances to worry about.Victor was the AK of release day but he's too complex for the monkehs
>Victor was the AK of release day LMAO
>be GoD2>completely shit on a fujin>AYO CLIP THAT SHIT
>>548731968nigga real tekken ship sailed after tekken 4
>>548732173Sure was. Every 3rd dude was on Victor mashing homing low on cooldown. That's what the they love about AK.
I wish i was Fujin
I find baiting while telling nothing but the truth rather entertaining than trying to bait for attention by saying wrong things on purpose.
>>548731968this is very obviously>characters i lose to>chatacters i play
>>548731195start killing people with hammers
im cold because im poor because im unemployable i launch d8 to heat the room
>>548731968>reina in "the tekken experience"kill yourself
>>548732354Nice sentence retard. Try using smaller words next time.
>>548732502-1
did you just downvote me nigga
you should be launching ff16, clive's game, or mh wilds for a proper heater since its such an unoptimized garbage
>>548732929Wilds only runs in 44fps on 720p
How is Wilds besides performance?
>>548731195https://x.com/_DevilishDesire/status/1995837307845574918
Miary zo's theme is very tuff I can't lie
I want an asuka cosplayer to paizuri me
a pickup truck beat me...
>>548733310Bro the game is so fucking ass. Like holy shit man. Just look at the range and speed of lilys stupid homing move or mary sues stupid tail jump.Imagine tekken 9
Miary's lemur tail spin (low) is fast, does low damage and guarantees nothing on ch and it is -14 oBpretty good move
>>548733298Mid AFmonsters are good but the map traversal is braindead and hunts are way too easy and fast
why aren't the indians generating miary porn
i kinda miss murray and harada talking on twitter... their misfortune was a good laugh
>>548734068she's underage
We get our laughs at EOS. Shouldnt be too long.
Wilds is the "monster hunter experience" as much as Tekken 8 is the "tekken experience"Same as SF6 being the "street fighter experience"They are games developed for the sole purpose of selling to non-players who have no interest in playing games
tekken 8 is the first game to sell negative copies
Would be cool if tekken 8 wasnt dogshit.
>>548733869Maybe I'll play her when the hype is over. Still loving AK rn
im just a dumb consumer
isn't miary 18also her being underage doesn't stop gooners from making porn
>>54873371523 frame startup high and the homoblud literally forward dashed into it
murray just stole my fucking rocketeer kill
>>548735072Still looks like some sf2 rainbow edition stuff. This move only exist so retarded lily players dont get blown up for spamming the long range flip launcher.No, dont learn to not mindlessly spam that long range flip launcher. Here have a move that perfectly compliments your favourite move. Now its your opponents problem. Have fun.Tekken 8 is so fucking aids.
As of now, i'm really liking how balanced Miary is.Streamers and pros will not like her because she isn't a new broken way to get that ez tourney money
>miary zo sucks because most youtuberstreamers won't be able to climb to GoD to make epic ranked climb compilation on day1 or sell """coaching""" on discordNovaseiken should do a vid about Miary.
>>548734281And then what
then you finally get a job and start a family
>>548736043Then we move on or something. I dont know.
We hail the one true king Street Fighter and kill ourselves. What else are we gonna do?
please censor the J word next time
you genuinely would need to pay me to play slime
There will be no other fighting games besides SF6 and Tokon...
VF6 will mop up whats left of d8 into the trash
then you finally get a jew and start a family
how do I become more productive
I think Lemurs are COOL!!!!
i like to
>>548736773get a red light therapy lamp
>>548735687If you get freed up that hard by it you suck
>>548733310no way these guys are GoD what is wrong with this game
>>548736020They already have climbed.
The classic Tekken with a loyal fanbase that is still being played and beloved around the world like 3rd strike? Well we got uhh .. Tekken Tag maybe .. hmm
>nothing worth doing>nothing worth playing>nothing worth consuming>nothing worth interacting with>Tekken8 sucks so hard that you can't even numb yourself playing itaight, imma go do inject some miarygiuana
i need to drink
some water
>>548737190Yeah maybe im old fashioned for not wanting a safe whole screen homing high without audio cue in my tekken and maybe i could work on my defense but you gotta agree its outrageous on paper and looks retarded.
you know i think these light therapy lamps and foam rollers and kombucha have zero health benefits and they're just turning me into a gay man
>>548728037dispatch, telltale batman (i count 2 games as 1) and project diva mega mix
>>548738404Red light somewhat technically works as a blue wavelength absent lightsource for sleeping habits
everything sucks
everything's based
i wish my gf sucked
Finally done with slavery. On my way home, am hype for some Tekken.
Is Miary the first well designed T8 DLC character?
>finish slavery>enter hell, and slave away
>every dlc so far has been braindead broken>no guys trust me this time she's balanced getting tired of this same song and dance murray
>>548738562what about the other thing thats supposed to be for seasonal affective disorder
>>548739034Then leave.
you leave nigger
*leaves*
no come back
HMN already have left...
>>548738940Tekken is my fav game of all time and I love playing it. Not my problem all you people can enjoy is screeching on 4chan.
>>548740764cmon bruh, have a more respectable favorite, like gran turismo 4 for example
>>548740764spoken like a TRVE PVTRIOT
>>548740806I only need my 2 games to replay endlessly. If you think it's such a horrid game you should try finding a new general, anon.
>>548740764lol
>>548740980no actually i'll keep posting about how shit it is thanks
>>548740806GT4 is alright but I wish Sport/GT7 was on PC. Car roster and driving physics are outdated in GT4.
i knew an alcoholic who liked those warhammer gamesfunny guy, long hair and painted nails probably trooned out by now
>>548741110What a life. People play vidya and have fun and u goon about harada on 4chan all day.>>548741259I'm balding so that ain't me.
>>548740980no where is as eckbock as /tekgen/ thoughever
the HP app is good for some reason
>18 year old big tittied African girl who pole dances and has a skimpy ass bikini and acts all cutesy The strip clubs Nakatsu and Harada went to in Madagascar must've been heavenly
no the "clubs" were all musty and disgustingplus the women were all doing jenkem
im a 32 year old incel loser neet that lives with his abusive parents and I can't take it anymore
>>548742957my sister looks exactly like this
Red eyed characters are ontologically evil
>>548743221
>>548742019My thoughts exactly. Maybe I should visit Madagascar
Still playing bloodborne
I will buy the S2 Pass now. Miary and AK are alright and I might want to learn Anna too with her bazooka shenanigans
baking blueberry muffins
>>548744046can i have some
>>548744190only if you spread that bussy
I don't know how to bake. 90% of my diet is frozen nuggets I heat in the oven and eggs
Bruv never even baked a banana bread oh my days
willing to bet reina avatarfag doesn't even play her
>>548744459same.. the other 10% is baked potatoes.. with ketchup and butter.
I want to thank you all for not showing up yesterday, you made me so fucking proud. Seeing this downward trend continue, the higher ups will take notice. Stay strong and play better games till we have Tekken back.
>>548745314flopive
Ain't buying any DLC until season 3 patch notes dropIf S3 fixes the game i will buy all the DLC.. fuck it, i'll even buy a Slopstation5 and buy the hyper futa deluxe edition
https://archive.org/details/arcade_tekken2time to play peak
heihachi is quite fun peak gorilla gameplay
woke up at 5am because retarded geneticstried sleeping for 2 hours till 7, played an hour of tekken till 8, back to sleeping nigguh
want to hear a joke? super akouma's tekken 8 career
https://x.com/KungFuKobi/status/1995991648317177930?s=20
So what are Miary's top ten moves? I'm just using jab df1 and db4 I think. Expected more fron her demon paw tbqh
Ah yes, a yelling rat nest haired black man. Tekken's core audience
>>548744601if i post my rank you'll inevitably call me a fraud anw, i've played these games before
I needta fucka da tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbpFRb1rfE
God this release even killed Tekgen, that's how bad it is. I have seen two reddit tier copes of ''The hecking devs finally understand this game they've been making for over 30 years'' and that is it.
>>548746674post it
>>548747586Stop crying bitch
>>548746208king niggas try to not use one of the most broken lows of all time lmao get fucked
Crying? you need to up your comprehension. I am happy
>>548745314This is mental illness.
>>548745314 But the game is amazing.
>>548747675nyo :3
https://ps-timetracker.com/statistic/last-30-daysLMAO where is this Dix? Is it really that dead outside of JPN STEAM?
I exposed my little willy to the world
>go to /sfg/>they all hate the game and nobody is playingYikes how did Crapcom fail so hard?
>>548747987I intermittently check /sfg/ and there are way more people outright warring over the game, like actively calling sf6 shit and not real SF instead of the off-topic apathetic shitposting that happens here. Wonder what that means
>>548747880IT'S AN OPT-IN TRACKING WEBSITEYOUR METRIC AIN'T WORTH SHIT
>>548748091that's no different from /tekgen/ calling t8 shit every thread.
Miarys taunt low crushes
>>548748149(and constantly having fights where people call each other 17ers and whatnot)
Bois, it's Teggen time.
>>548745314Harada really thought Clive was a good idea.
>>548748345Are you even going to play Miary
>>548747987It's a jap game. The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about itWithout the jap numbers the game would be lower than Loyal 6000I don't pretend to understand the mind of the jap player but sf is as bad as Tekken 8. Anons there have to be mind broken over checking dr and getting throw looped again and again.
nakatsu thought clive was a good idea. harada thought akuma and geese were a good idea
>>548748497>thumbs downRAWR
>Without the jap numbers the game would be lower than Loyal 6000the jap bump is significant but this is actually an insane reach
>>548746290Anons plz, I'm begging you
I don't think it would be insane, but it be about the same as teggen is right now maybe a little higher after fresh content, I still firmly believe something fishy is happening in japan with sf6 ain't no way 150k+ plus jappas are consitently watching some random dogshit sf6 vod of someone just doing DI reaction training
>>548748091I feel like SF players geniunely hate Dix but Capcom has bought all the streamer shills so the frustration is even more palpable. With T8 everyone knows its issues so there's no point constantly beating the dead horse.
S3 Tekken will be S3 SF6
Why could SF6 be so popular?It's culturally significant it was the fighting game for almost half a century, their newest entry in the series also doesn't look like this.
>>548748982Your hunches don't matter.
>>548748787The Jap bump is 24/7. Japs play during the nights too, just as EU fags play T8 at 3AM. But the fact that Dix has a player variance that goes from peak 30k when Japan is active to sub 6k within THE SAME DAY is all that needs to be said really.
Dix is shit and dead in the west. Just go check streamers. It's all Japs.
Supposedly Jewcom forces their tranny playerbase to pay for slime streams
Just a bunch of Tekken fans sitting in a glass house throwing stones. We lost. It is over.
I just encountered one of those mash-a-lot pauls.. holy fuck man.. >roundstart>backdash>eat deathfist in the neutral frames..>roundstart>backdash>eat shredder kicks in neutral frames..>roundstart>sidestep>eat deathfist anyways
Paul is a ape character, genuinely just fucking random playerbase too
>>548749715Paul is one of the most retarded characters in the whole game. Just endless CH knowledge checks and weird ass tracking
>>548749216>sub 6kIt actually never goes below 6k, every day bottoms at 6-8k. Also do you think americans and japs are never awake at the same hour or something? The numbers always top out at 33k+ when it's 11pm in Japan, that's pretty late for a country that has to wake up early every day don't you think?
>>548749918>from 33k to 6kYikes the whole game is just Japan shit now. Crapcom has stopped marketing it outside of Japan too. All the streamers are Japs too. Tragic state.
>>548749914I always get instant brain rot when they start wiggling through all their stances in fast succession.. my brain overloads with trying to figure out what could come out now.
>If I shit on SF6, surely that will make me feel better about playing a worse game
>>548750190Did this fat greasy fuck react to miary?
>>548750190Rocks in glass house, dixtard
Miary got the Capcom US slimetransexuals malding.
glass in rock house
>>548750296No, if he did he would probably just laugh.>>548750394I am a Tekken player, just objectively this isn't even a fight. We lost everything we gained during the SFV era because of retarded negligent devs.
>>548750678>I am a Tekken playerPost lobby
>>548750727For 8? That's not even Tekken
yesterdays wine was nice but then i rediscovered half a bottle of vintage japanese whisky i had and now also half of that is gone
>calls it the "SFV era">I'm totally not a slimeshit shill bros hehe I looooove Tekken :DDDD
>need to do some dailies to get the coomer bikini>might as well finish the passsasuga bamco
>>548751094Ah yes, Capcom transexuals actually believe Tekken only exists because SF had one bad entry or something. They think the whole world revolves around their 30-years-recycled 2D shit.
for me it's japina
>>548750912For 7 if you want to
>>548744190help urself babe
Nice ass, bro.
Not even /sfg/ likes Dix, except for that one anon who keeps spamming jeetken whenever Tekken gets brought up KWAB
can't tell if tmm is a weirdo or if this is just how swedes are
>SFV eraYou never had an era you irrelevant ass Crapcom shills
>>548751674Swedes are disgusting. They are hugely unliked even amidst themselves.
>>548751094What else would you call it? That's such a pathetic nit-pick, it really makes you look stupid. I am just describing the period where SFV was out. >>548751189No but clearly they gained a lot because of how bad SF was people were willing to try Tekken. Now any of those gains have been lost.>>548751706You would have to be an actual child to believe this. SF2 literally changed the world. Your dogmatic defence of this utter garbage is very sad. You need something better to do with your life.
I liked this Lili swimsuit better.
Oh, he Bryan >>548751456 left me fanmail
basted steve-o
>>548751674he has some clear gripes with women (probably due to divorce) which he just launders through a "uh my taste is just too refined to like female characters because of uhhh weebs or something" but it does get pretty grating when he needs to justify himself every 2 minutes when playing Miary
>>548751857You were supposed to NOT out yourself as a Crapcom shill buddy. I'm sure Tekken owes all its sales due to SFV right? Suck my dick
>>548728584Is Tekken 8 your first game? It isn't even the first time, in Tekken 7 Josies tits were twice the size of Asuka's and even Katarinas tits were bigger than Asukas. If they didn't care then why would they care now? They just want to see more big tits.
>>548752049His wife was fucking his best friend for months before she left him. He lives in a shitty ghost town in Sweden so that girl had most likely only two guys to choose from.
>>548751674I watch a different Swede play other games and I like him. Can't watch TMM, too much of a retard and his fans ruin the community
>>548752113What the fuck? You think I'm saying that the entire Tekken series owes it's sales to Capcom? What a retarded strawman. I am saying Tekken 7 in particular saw a direct bump because of it's main competition being SFV. You were supposed to NOT out yourself as sub 80 IQ buddy
Do I really play like a "dead puppet", a "boring stooge" like the Bryan said?.. usually they just insult me.https://streamable.com/rdy7u3
>>548734226She isn't, she's 18.
>>548751801this image and bitch lasagna are the extent of my swedish knowledge
>>548752365>bu-bu people only bought T7 because Jive suckedNewsflash; the community overlap is minimal. FGC niggers are so delusional. Tekken has always been more popular than hadoken spammers.
Go away you fucking ugly German fag, literally nobody cares about your gameplay. Every fucking day, do you not have a single person who cares about you? why the fuck are you asking us all this pathetic shit?
>h-how's it going, bros? my name is TheMainManSWE>what a fucking niNAA>and as always, masku...>*uppercuts camera*
>>548751916Lili is a miracle bros
>>548752438Everyone here hates each other and just want to be left alone so they can be miserable in their small apartments during oppressive winter darkness.
>>548752505Because I like talking. Why are you angy, anon?
>>548752406looks like he's angry because he can't break throws/ground throws
you will never be japanese
>>548745479Am i retarded? What is this comic about?
>If I keep repeat she is boobie stripper I am funnyNuke Sweden already
she punches you in the chestbut asuka has very large and erotic breasts
>>548752563I thought that was Finland and the Balts.
>>548752757I thought that was Lee or something.
>>548743221move out and work retail if you have to. anything is better than abuse by your family. if you clean yourself up you can get a white collar job. since you're here means you're (probably) not a mouthbreather.
hej hej monika~
>>548752445>Tekken has always been more popular than hadoken spammers.EVO entrants by the years, it has literally never been more popular.
>I'm a hardcore Mishima fag who can pewf in a good day and can 6 electric in a combo >Can't do miarys fucking max damage combos with her stance cancels
this might be a bit controversial but i enjoy attractive buxom ladies in skimpy clothing
>StriveGG won hard this gen. From being a random obscure series to the third biggest fg franchise known by normies
Strive started off really good, Trannies ruined it
>>548753049not watching but that miary shit is hard even tho you don't need to do it most of the timeback move -> forward transition -> down back cancel -> up crouch cancel -> (usually) back or down forward move
Sure but i wish Miary wasn't a literal midget at the same time. I was not expecting her to be so small. She feels like she is actually the size Namco tried to convey, but failed that Reina is supposed to be.
>check tmm to see if he's losing in an embarrassing manner>he's ranting about how miary is going to sell billions because the tekken playerbase is pathetic gooner neckbeards that only care about waifus this has happened like 4 times in a row so i can only assume he's been ranting about this for hours on endalso where does he even get that shit top 10 most played is all men + Reina
Reina is taller than Miary by a few inches
Reina's size is flat
Surprise TMM people cared more about Fahk then this shit.
>>548753468Miary with a bit more meat in her bones would look great. Just a bit taller and a bit more muscular. Also go back to the drawing board with her face because they totally fucked up the concept art.
i have a crush on the reinaposter...
how many inches is Miary's Zo if you get what I'm going for
>>548753646>>548753673this made me think, do women feel jealous of women that are shorter but have bigger tits? it's like they're being feminitymogged
>>548753627Yes he keeps referring to her as boobs and stripper. He's such a dipshit.
>>548753007>EVO entrantsFGC niggers are so deluded.
I'm experiencing sudden motor dysfunction. I drop 9/10 giantswings and can't cancel a crouchdash into b4 anymore. Not even shinning wizard works.>>548752661Guess so..
>>548753804probably not as long unless they're fat or uglyface matters most
>>548752406I played against that bryani let him win one game because i was mildly bored and he instantly rematchedi then just flowcharted him for two games and he leftyeah it's fun when they one interaction you but suddenly they get uppity when you do the same shit to them
>miary is 158cmWhy are they so afraid to make women tall? The most popular female character is also the tallest one, you'd think they'd learn something.
>>548754062my brain doesn't function anymore I will stop posting>>548754078>he only beat me because I let him win!!!do you people just lie to yourselves all day
Lili is a fraud
>>548753960And what's wrong with that metric? It literally correlates with how popular a game is
>>548754098Nobody likes giant freaks.
>>548754196No it doesn't you dumb fuck. FGC niggers have been brainwashed by their Capjew overlords to think they're the center of the universe. Tekken sold tens of millions before there even was an EVO. kys.
>>548754078He really loved all those generic lows into that high crushing CH mid. I ate it once cause I haven't seen anyone use that above red ranks. Weird that he still uses it.. shit's not safe..
>>548754150Not him but I tend to sandbag a lot in a set with more than three games if I'm winning. I'm not sure why and it's not on purpose. Kind of like running, I reached my goal so I won't "try" anymore
>>548754259>Before there was an EVOBrother before EVO SF owned the world. It literally made the fighting game genre.I am going to disengage with you now because you can do nothing but spew cope with as many insults as you can fit in. You don't sound smart. You sound salty. Goodluck with your low IQ and inferiority complex.
>an event in bum fuck nowhere US with a few thousand entrants is better metric of popularity than actual salesk
>>548754427SF was always irrelevant compared to Tekken. Tekken series has greatly outsold SF despite the latter being way older. Kys back to /sfg/ or some shit but I think they would laugh at your stupid ass too so maybe don't.
>>548752505>german fagyou mean leo?
>at work>coworker says something that ends with "exposed">mfwfuck this general
>>548754435Holy. Fucking. Strawman. The more popular a game is, the more entrants in EVO it will gain. Being the biggest in the world is not some irrelevant metric. >>548754504>SF was always irrelevant compared to TekkenDo you ever tire of being a complete moron? It's not even outselling SF6 right now >>548754614Yes but also the ''Loli'''guy is a german faggot
>>548754150>every match he plays he tryhards like a miserable faggot who thinks his dad will come back if he epic pwns noobs on the vidyagamzsometimes i just do 50dmg combossometimes i go into flea stance just for shits and gigglessometimes i just seppukuyeah, guess playing videogamezz is all about epic honor and being bigger monkey than other monkey so you can get all the bananayeah bro keep playing the epic top tier so you can epic win and you will be epic because you press win button and win epic videogamelosing once? might as well just commit sudoku irl you can never recover from losing losing is bad and your dad will not come back while your mom will disown you and remarry imagine losing once... in a videogame... wew that would literally just hurt my egopride honor izzat big time that i would need to shoot up a government building and rape women just to regain my epic honor
mcdonalds is doing a touhou collaboration and you schizos are talking about some gay evo analytics shit
>>548754758Fuck touhou, gimme gundam back.
You guys probably cannot even begin to comprehend how much I need to have sex with Lili like it's some Lovecraftian would-turn-you-insane-to-peek stuff I swear.
i do not care about lili
Street fighter 6 literally outsold Tekken 8 by 2x, what the fuck is the cope in this thread.
does miary have a safe df2? tmm is spamming the shit out of some uppercut move
>jap onlyWho cares. Here in yurop we are lucky if we get Naruto collabsAlso mcdonalds sucks, smallest burguers ever and overpriced too
lili? shes aight
>>548754934yeah, it's -7
bluds are such losers irl that they farm self-worth in a videogame
I care about Lili a lotI don't even play her I just think she's neat
>>548754665>The more popular a game is, the more entrants in EVO it will gain.Nope. EVO hugely favors the 2D slop you love to swallow. kys
i played her a bit and i had to stop because i felt myself turning into a lili mainit was scary
i beat passfag and took his 25 win streakthen i just sandbagged
>>548755136Because so does everybody else?? are you really this fucking retarded. If it was as popular as 2D games it would be getting the same amounts of entrants.
I shat>myself
I hate>myself
who is the hobo johnson of tekken
>>548755336>still going on being a retarded 2D cum swallowerMan you didn't even tap out when you should've. SF is irrelevant shit. Dix even moreso outside of Japan. EVO means jack shit when the same thousand unemployed niggers sign up every year
>>548755234
>bitch that cries 24/7 and makes garbage contentMailman is probably crying rn while playing
>book im reading sucks>games im playing suck>woke up with phantom back pain so i cant liftat least the thread is kinda active rn...
>>548754635idgi
>>548755509 >I don't have to address any facts or use any information I'm just gonna call them niggers or some shit and that will prove my point. Okay sure.
>>548755234If it's quickmatch then it doesn't mean shit.You can just farm wins off a very stubborn (and shitty) opponent.I would know because someone farmed wins using me
"rn" mind
just finished tokyo vice season 1pretty kino
passfag was really protecting his winstreakhe really didnt want to lose itlast round he was really struggling and robbed him hard
>>548755741Unemployed niggers playing their childhood arcade 2D shit at some casino will never be a metric of either quality or popularity. I suggest you stop using it.
>last dlc is out>5k players on steamowari da
passman get the HELL in here and defend yourself
Woke up.Time for some Miary Zo
passtard is looking for the clipgive him time (he doesn't have it since i deleted it off his computer)
>>548755917We're reaching MH Wilds territory soon!
tek devs think they're slick by panning into her boobs huh
>>548755953>miary zoo>tfw don't care, just spam df3,4
does miary have anything going on besides huge titswhich are nice but she seems super blandi'm so tired of the "i luv fighting but as friends :)))))" trope bros there's like 20 characters like that in tekken already
>>548755892>I am better than literally everyone elseOkay bro whatever
I've been starving for an edgy female character with a mostly realistic fighting style
she's got pretty long legs for a teen
I've been starving for asukas and miarys tits in my mouth
>>548754098>Why are they so afraid to make women tall?Are they? lili has always been 6 foot tall. She's taller than a lot of the male roster.
>>548756002is it that bad?
>>548756039some guy earlier said she was underage idk if that counts
>>548756190She's not. It also measures her heels.
im starved for men
>>548756190She's the only truly tall woman in the game and >>548754185they downplay her height wherever possible because jappas are that boring. She should be closer to Shaheen here and both should tower over Asuka.
i'm 170cm
>>548756251Wilds playerbase is borderline Control-tier. Disastrous for a game with 10 million copies out there.
>>548756581>Control*Concord
Why is every tekken streamer such an unfunny, dull retard?The pros aren't any better, they're even worse
jdcr is funnybrawlpro is funny
who /chopped/ here
>>548756487I kind of like that Asuka is not very tall but is still meaty and has enormous tits. Although she has some long looking legs for a short stack.
her tits cover her torso
Fuck went so wrong Capbros? This is humiliating for RE horror engine.
they're realizing making a game easier doesn't mean shit if average gamer can't run it