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Sex with Belno
Sorry cute flowers, I have a restraining order with the turf chuds.
>Let's fuck, trainer-san!Why are Americans like this? Do they not know any decency?
Ningen only
Teio a cute!
>>548772984Retard
>>548772984you'll get it next time
>>548772945:(
>>548773034with every new scenario with get a new member for Trainer's harem
>>548772980>cute flowerstrue
>>548773034There’s a horse in there
>Pick Matikanefukukitaru>Pick Sweet Tosho>Make her eat her vegetables>Slap OO right handed on her>Take slick surge>Roll for S long as well>???>WinThat's 1340*1.05 = 1407 speed
>>548773321Retard
>>548772963she seems pretty easy to deceive
Digitan LOVE
>>548772980but you're ngmi unless you beat the turf chads
>>548773198I view each scenario as a chronological timeline. URA was when you were a fresh new trainer, and Unity is you having a decent enough reputation for being carefree that Riko learns to respect.
>>548773421wdym you can beat the zenith babies as long as you are top 10
>>548773034>Ningen2/3
marry your childhood friend
>got YADA'd by the Sweep Tosho SSR again
>>548773321>Make her eat her vegetablesYADA
give me chevachi, vivlos and verxina NOW
Show us your oshis /uma/
>>548773562
Zenith? More like penith once I'm done with them
>>548773663Flat Suzuka is beautiful
>>548773639Even the YADA is lore accurate?!
Taishin testo
>>548773618
>>548773923It's based on her lore. She even did that when the emperor family was watching
>mess up my ritual post>someone else posts it>they're the one's to get clowned on
>>548773540That's the plan
>>548773639i wonder if there was any incident like this
>>548773034N*ngens already lost from the get go
>>548774045RETARD
thingken about sweepy again
>>548774045Teio would think this
>>548773075>>548773173what are you talking about?it works
>>548773618BAKUSHIN!
>>548773923She isn't even a witch just because they wanted a witchHer family has a bunch of references to the show Bewitched and brooms and sweeping
>>548772847Any clubs still open?997476227575
>>548773525>date tazuna for a couple weeks >she takes you to her place >hell yeah>asks to have you wear a blindfold >kinky so you agree >get tied up >still kinky >have the most draining, exhilarating, hours’ long sex you ever experienced >never realized how long her hair was when it kept getting wrapped around your leg>feels nice when she used it to jack you off>next morning was pain and bliss as Tazuna left early for work while you slept >wait >you’re still tied up
>>548774216That's not why they're calling you a retard, retard
>>548773618Scarlet is 5*
>>548774045When I sit at the dinner table. Everyone will think im you. And nobody will notice TeioPoster. When they pass the mashed potatoes. Not a single thought will go through thier mind something is wrong. And when its time to open gifts. They will all be for me. And not you.Hachimi
>>548772847thoughts?
>>548774083>government propaganda to normalize the uma x trainer relationship since kidsI guess the prime minister is an uma too
>>548774292imagine the smell
>>548773618Funny enough, wouldn't say she's my oishi, but she has the highest affinity for my oishi
>>548774313Nyo
>>548774512That's horrible
>>548774323tailjobs are underrated
>>548773618I have never recovered from golshi week
>>548774313We really some new clubs
>>548774612Horse tail anatomy be damned, uma tailjobs are hot
>>548773618what does this say about me
>>548774784Wish we had a third S rank clubumaooo has been a disappointment
The Great club drought....
I run a teamI will bed multiple umas
what did she see
>>548774410Flower is way too high up
>>548774928This will make danchous get uppity with the quotas...
>>548774896Is there any A+ with the potential?
>>548775026i think umadash is the closest but it's not that easyunless a club puts at least a 50m quota they're not hitting S
>>548774419Based Suzuexpert
danchode still hasn't kicked the flatliners
>>548774964This, teams are the best
>>548773618Been high fiving her foot dives since day 1
>>548773618i don't even like golshi...
Choose your cow
Super Creek is Super Dead!
>>548773618TEIO
>>548773618>waiting for Café
>>548775290Assassinated by Rice...
>>548775290The villain has slain the villain…
>>548775265me on the right
How did spechud produce so many fuckable kids when she's so unfuckable?
>>548775459UID??????????????
>>548774410I don't get cup sizes, from what I've searched it's (first number - second number - 7.5) / 2.5 as a letter (with AA counted)?so (99 - 61 - 7.5) / 2.5 = 12 which is J, but here it's I? the AAs don't get correct results either
I was looking through pictures of Gold Ship on netkeiba recently and I had a sudden realization that he's wearing a bridle in 95% of the existing photos of him. I think it might be glued to his head. I now understand why the uma version (almost) never takes her hat off.
>>548775810Gorushi never takes her hat off because she knows she'd incapacitate men.
>>548775810I wonder if he actually prefers having it on
>>548775810>never takes it offnobody tell him its funnier this way
>only 1 post with >100mil fansyou're all the infamous flatliners huh
>>548775810He’s a very cute horse.
>>548775265who the fuck is the one on the left
How do you do fan runs with Maruzensky? What's the deck? Is she still the choice for those types of runs?
>>548775973I saw at least two
>>548773618Running Mayano in all CMs
>>548775973im busy playing the game
Seiun Boyfriend Shirt CUTE
Am I doing Teio right?
>>548774896>one S club has weekly club races, carat giveaways, and fun little extras from the danchou like comics on any humorous happenings at the end of the month and music playlists>an interesting way of doing “quota” that encourages cooperation>anon joins the one with the midmonth penis inspectionYou only have yourself to blame.the truth is we would have 4 fucking S clubs if the anons trying to carry their B club to A finally moved on>>548775137UMADash has touched the golden land for a while before but they don’t have the quota or force in place to keep it and I’m not sure what the Danchou wants to do about it if anything
>>548775760It's the difference of the measurement of the chest around the breast and the chest under the breast. The second number is the waist. You can't get cup size from just the numbers listed.
>>548776427Pace chasers will die with only 1 gold. Also Technician is shit
>>548776427Let's see the d*ck.
>>548776439>carat giveawayshow does that even work?
>>548776068She's the easiest one cause fronts are OP and can easily run every G1 no matter what distance or surface.Deck depends on what cards you got mlb. Anything with a fan bonus of 15 or 20 is great.
>>548775973>posting on /uma/shouldn't your hands be jacking off danchode right now?
>>548776427>no long ssorry bro, try again
How many skills do I need for my umas to perform consistently in TT?Is 10 (3 gold 7 whites) enough?
>>548776427>pace chaser>one gold recovery>two mediocre white recoveriesshe will die on the last turn and get overtaken by lates and end closerseven worse she might be upgraded to a frontrunner and just exploded in the end spurt
C is for CUNNY
>>548776427NSM is pretty much a waste of points. Statchecking everyone on power means you'll always be in the lead and never get blocked.But other than that, yeah. Pace chasers want to blast off as soon as late race begins, so having as much power as possible is crucial.Aim for S turf if you are still going to try and highroll a better teio.
>>548776439The former wasn't in S back when I was looking, and I wanted to be competitive. How was I supposed to know the latter was a one pump chump?
I hate them so much
>>548776859Just click the arrows and bursts nigga it's not that hard
>>548776960I want to make Teio pregnant while Neicha watches
>>548776621There is a spreadsheet used for open league to maximize B rank umas. It lists all the rating point values that every skill is worth. Unironically also useful for maximizing uma rating
>>548776859it's been out for more than a month and retards are still not used to it lol
94083060Any volunteers for cm treating?
>>548777090I want... NONEI am a GROWN MANI DON'T WANT TO WEAR THE BIBI DON'T WANT TO DRINK FROM THE BOTTLEI DON'T WANT TO BE CODDLEDI came here to WIN
>>548777257Supposed to be testing YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTOCORRECT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548777090My trainee who I've known for 2 weeks asking me how many races she should win while I think she's asking me how many children do I want
>>548777298Give in to her or her career will go downhill, You must give in to her.
>>548774082>Race, you piece of shit!>Hmmmm..... nyo
>>548777090BEGONE THOT
>>548774964why do you have boobs
>>548777507Pokke would:
>>548776998when and where to burst is important thoyou don't want to burst just for the sake of burstingif double burst on a stat like speed which you will likely cap anyway you are wasting free stats and energy
>>548776404wouldn't sniffing him directly before race have a stronger effect?
>>548777257Congrats to the Doto trainer. Well done.
>>548777743>which you will likely cap>speedIs the world going crazy or is it just me
>>548777743Had a triple burst on power one time and nearly crashed out because the whole energy bar went bye-bye. Glad I got the lifting portion done
Round 2?42866300
Sorry danchou, office christmas party is today so I can't do my fan runs...
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>548778063same bwo...?
15 days until I get unbricked....
>>548776552private dummy steam used to give the exact amount for the packs or a gift card code rounded down to the nearest 5 bucks if you’re completely dependent on mobile>>548776835that does suck, just try to transfer early next month if there are any openings
Sorry danchou but im being a lazy piece of shit today so I can’t do fan runs
>>548777090I'm fine with 2. I think 3 might be too much.
Oguri Cap post
>>548778219Unbricked is full, fuck off.
>>548778063>>548778118
>never into flatties>want to relentlessly molest and rape mcqueen???
Blond.Blue-eyes.Big boobs.
>>548778104>only 2 G1's>biggest claim to fame is beating an old and frail Opera O who was on a losing streak
brickGODS, in what ways are your accounts bricked. i have no creek and my kitasan is lb2
I've...been a good boy...please give me kitasan or king halo in today's daily roll...I've been so good...it has been 42 hours since I....please...
>>548778524I have never rolled a single time outside free rollsAnd also have never gotten the meta cards from the free rolls
>>548778524I don't have Spe and my FM is 0LB
>>548776120That's a lot of Mayano fans.
I really hope I get spooked by Rice's best friend soon
I'm just trying shit at this point I don't feel confident in these runs
>>548778465Same. Somehow mcqueen has become one of my top favorites and now I want to do nothing more than to motorboat her flat chest, her small chub of a stomach, and for her to go ‘desuwaa’ when I grope her from behind
Final round Nice job with Seiun, btw91589305
How the fuck do you train HishiAma when she has 0% growth on speed/stamina + no innate stam skill???
>>548778554Rice would eat bread like this
>>548778756Make her late or end. She wont work as pace this CM
>>548778104Everyone loves Pokke
>>548778524No Creek, no Fine Motion, Kitasan at LB1
>>548778554Rice wouldn't do that
>>548778867She 100% would if her onii-chan asked for it
>>548778524No CreekNo KitasanNo FM Lucked into MLB Riko though
Wait, Kawakami Princess is for (you)? I thought she was gay for King Halo? Was I deceived? Am I just retarded?
>>548778756What are you trying to accomplish?
>>548778798No, she's a fat fuck
>>548774431Umas are stronger and faster than normal humans and probably have better hearing too. Of course they would be in control. They let the normal humans have the illusion of power but we all know who calls the shots.
shoes gone, sorry
>>548778465>into flatties>into uma like sweep, rice, and mcqueen but not nishino flower or maya>still like hags like Maru>no clear category>”ephebophile” means hard preference for a certain age and is basically ped cope today so it doesn’t work either>no such thing as nuance in thought anymore anywayswhatever
Thank you witGAWD
>>548779026so the extermination of female ningens is also in their agenda?
>>548778950anon, i...
>>548778979Kill yourself retard I'm not fat
>>548778950Anon, hime is Kings daughter
>>548778950that's her mom (dad)
Teio is so successful...Stacy uma.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhssMA1MgKY
I'm into anything that makes my dick hard
>>548778524I have lb0 kitasanI used my ticket and crystal on creekI have a single copy of R rikoI got Rice Shower
>>548779184Rice would say this
>>548778524My Kitasan is LB3I didn't use my selector on Oguri CapI cleated Gold Ship (the uma not the card)
The 9 spin bingo...
>>548779093Anon they're fictional characters anyways, it doesn't matter. When it comes to liking or disliking characters a trend doesn't amount to anything more than a trend, it doesn't really make you anything unless you turn it into your personality, which is gay and retarded
>>548779237marvelous' marvelous..
>>548779237Umamusume with dicks make me hard.What now?
>>548779184Rice wouldn't say this
>>548778950King is like her mother(dad) lol
>>5487785240LB Kita, no creek no finemo
>do 5 TT and 3 Daily races>just 1 daily shopWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>548779428That's okay, anon.Futa on female is still """okay""" in my books.
I need to run some tests to see if witlet or wit Gold Ship is better
>>548779428there are none that's why they are umamusume and not umahomos
>>548779428Futa Fuji...
>>548778524I started late, got 3 free rolls last month and I dumped all my carrats getting Bono & Digitan.I also hate the idea of rolling for cards when there's umas to collect. I currently have the next 2 years of planned out for saving for umas. Cards? No thanks. The strongest card I currently have are the Bourbon Ghost and RRiko.
>>548779428i don't know anon, find some porn of umas with dicks and go to town, the sky is the limit
>>548779374>curren losing to falcobased
Is Yuga Kawada getting notorious for falling from horses? Or am I being blinded by just the sheer memorability of these freak incidents? From my cursory glance, it seems like he is among the best JRA jockeys, so it's not like he is some jobber. Probably can even say he is legendary jockey and also rode many cool horses.What was the aftermath of Japan Cup anyway? Any interesting tidbits?
>>548779598Umamusume in general don't exist.Your point?
>>548773618fan count has nothing to do with oshis...
>>548779707>Gold Ship is his oshiI don't know what to say.
>>548779169>>548779220>>548779223>>548779478Oh. I guess this explains why she's her tard wrangler in the story.
>>548779538>1k/950 stam>2 gold recovery on endwhat a way to waste points on 2 otherwise amazing goldshits
>>548776439>the truth is we would have 4 fucking S clubs if the anons trying to carry their B club to A finally moved onFuck you, don't tempt my carrier(s), I need my carats while putting in zero effort
Do your daily pulls.
>>548779676>What was the aftermath of Japan Cup anyway? Any interesting tidbits?Admire terra might actually get enough fan votes to go run in arima after that incident
>>548778524LB1 KitasanZERO Riko SSRStill not 3rd dirt umaNo Maruzensky, Taiki, Mcqueen to even do Parent runsFailed to get Digital, Seiun sky, smart falcon
>>548776439If all those carries all band up to create their own comfy club while putting effort, they'd easily hit A+
>>548779676He's the mare expert. Stallions seem to enjoy yeeting him
>>548773618Luv me orange wife
>>548779957I don't buy daily carat packs, sorry.
DO YOU DAILIES BROS GIVE ME SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL FUCK
>nah I don't need agenda, I got the race dates memorized>selects oka sho instead of satsuki sho
Maybe MANT will be shortened to two months.
>>54877953844201869test 'em against the allmighty Doto
>>548780082I hope not. I want my guts queens to shine.
>one of the highest earners is flatlining*gulp*
>>548779397You speak wisely anon. I guess I’m just a little bitter because I want to make nsfw art that I then publish to try to make a bit of a living off of and I’m not sure if I’ll run into any problems with the uma I like since I don’t know the landscape apart from “get a twitter, open a patreon and hope you don’t get banned”I guess if that one McQueen self-insert artist can get away with drawing the director, mcqueen, and rice I can too but I’m a scaredy cat
Stash check /uma/!
>>548779676Stallions hate him because mares love him
>>548778524I didn't buy the goldship shards during goldshi week.
>>548780220grower not a shower
>>548779397ThisI also like the juvenile fillies and colts but you have to be fucking gay if you can't enjoy a ramonu or maruzensky every now and then
>>548779676Admire Terra to head to the Arima Kinen with Kawada as the jockey still. Hopefully he doesn’t get de-seated by Terra again this time kekhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/1996012002611965981
I can't believe it. Aelred is carrying my flatlining ass
>>548773606
>>548779676Admire Terra dropped Kawada and got 1st (DQd)Croix du Nord jobbed (he got blocked)Calandagan won and beat Almond Eye's recordMasquerade Ball did really fucking well, especially when you keep in mind he's 3 years old, but the the prospect of him getting injured for a long time is ever loomingDanon Docile shit himself mid race and Justin Palace's jockey's cam got half covered in said shitMasquerade Ball also had a melty and bodychecked Decile, bringing both their jockies to the groundI'm sure there's something else but this is what I'm recalling right now
MAR-U.F.O
>>548780403Mambo is the club where miracles can happen or something
>>548778524LB0 CreekLB0 Biko
>>548780461Justin palace placed (5th) despite being a 6 yo horseunc still got it
I was going to make a mean post but I decided to wish everyone luck with their borrow runs today. I hope you get your 3* stamina or power sparks, I hope you only have high rolls today, I hope you cum big today, I hope you get lucky on your daily rolls and I hope you win CM. Everyone except the poster below me specifically, you have to take everyone's bad luck.
>>548778524I don't have Teio...
>>548780220WHICH CLUB
>>548780398I have this sick thought of Terra tripping again but Kawada slides underneath em like it’s some looney tunes bullshit just so the race could count
Is there anything important coming out for club points in the near future or can I just splurge on star pieces
>>548780090Seiun Sky fought bravely but got run down in the end. Thank you for the race anons
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI
>>548780668It would be hilarious but Kawada’s reputation would probably never recover after that kek
Do a TT match and show me your worst umas
>>548780710Can I have doto's cards?
>>548780676Main story part 2 comes next but no one knows when
>>548780894I'm too fucking lazy to redo my El and Groove
Munraito sho dewa
Is it me or is 4ch dying
>>548781074EL CONDOR PASAAA YOROSHIKU-
>>548781068man i want a third sprinter so badi couldnt get either curren or boono
>>548780403I told you to believe in him
>>548779676Yes, he’s among the best JRA jockeys in general. However a lot of his big achievements were with mares (first Japanese horse and jockey to win in the Breeder’s Cup with Loves Only You, triple tiara with Liberty Island, etc) so people call him mareman especially since stallions tend to knock him over their backs for some reason. Let’s hope he doesn’t get betrayed by Jantar Mantar in the future.
>>548778554Me persuading Danchou to not kick me after flatlining for the past two weeks
If you play Kawakami's route with gender set as female, does she still gush about her lust for princes thus cucking the dyke trainer?
only god's strongest trainers (me) will bring amazon for libraim bringing satono for iron will on amazoni need no stopping me
>>548780952whale deck, you don't want to see it
FUCK
>>548781342>mares want him >stallions hate him That’s pretty funny
>>548781470wtf this nigga has kitasan as his trainee
>>548781470
>>548781470falcon knows how over it is
>>548781421I kind of want to now out of curiosity how much the gap is between me and him.
>>548778524Cleated all my SR on first month because thought they were useless (I remember cleating tosho a couple of times and now only have her 2LB)Got to 180 rolls on Kita to not pull her even onceNo Spe welfareNo Fine Motion0LB CreekNo meta umas like Seiun, SMaru or TaikiKita rerun will be my last attempt to save my account, been saving 85k carats for that
>>548780778Is this appropriate behaviour for a dog- I mean knight?
bofa
tokai teio
>>548781384bro, your mcqueen?
>>548780621Aww ty! Woot now I will get my power spark... Well I hope you cum a whole lot today too and have a toe curling orgasm as well, then
Guys can 1 gold recovery be enough for a late surger? I'm trying to build matikanefukukitaru but having to fit more than 1 gold recovery card is crippling, if Ireach 1050 stam + 1 gold + some white, will she survive?
>>548781597
my first SSR from a daily, this is greatonly took over a 100 support card banner dailies...
>>548781627holy fuck man thats really bad, why in the name of fuck would you cleat your SRs
>>548781680im not bringing another agemasen card when sweepy that little shit can already do that
>>548781726Surely noone is bringing a debuffer let alone two, right?
>>548778524All my 9 blues are on Halo, Summer Maruzensky or Bakushin
>>548781758How is she? Do you need multiple to make her work and survive as a parent or is 1 good enough
>>548781627Grim...
>>548781754whale AND bad at the game, you love to see it
>>5487817261 gold = 3 whites
>>548781806Uma musume is strong…
>>548781772I may be a little retarded...This was my first gacha, so the concept of rerolling or reading guides to know what was good or not was alien to me, so that's the price for jumping in blindly, I guess
>>548781876lb1 is most value with speed bonus, hints are nice but not super needed. decent 0lb card best part being guaranteed left/right-handed and late surger recovery
>>548781754I kind of expected something far more abstract. I get how the power is 1000, but how in the fuck can you pump stamina up to 1000, even with that +20% bonus?
>>548782143Oh wow she is useable at just 1lb huh, not even for just parent runs? CoolMaybe I should roll..
>>548782261just borrow retard you'll save 30k
>>548782261I would use tickets if you have them, unless you're a kitalet and can't afford to spark her in like 2 weeks
>>548782338I borrow lots already my friend still need space tho.
>>548781627>Got to 180 rolls on Kita to not pull her even once>Cleated all my SRI felt you on this one, I cleated 2 of my Tazuna SSRs and didn't spark the kitasan banner on 180 pulls too... May the next kitasan bring us to unbrickening
>>548782394>guy using paid carats should use tickets as if they're "free pulls"Are you F2P or retarded?>>548782432Hold for Kita if she's at 2LB or lower, roy can show up during that banner.
>>548782394No I have her mlb or else definitely wouldnt consider it
>>548782210luck
Holy shit I'm fucking retarded, why have I been trying to make full armor Fuku work for this CM, the normal version is so much easier.This is the first ace attempt I've done with OG fuku this CM and it blows any previous attempt out of the water, it's not even that good and no long S which should tell you how poorly it's been going.
Why do some pathetic loser umas like Neicha that never ever won a single G1 still ask for 50 sashes to potential 5? Neicha should not be asking for shit other than moneis and shoes
>>548782449I never did think much of King Halo, especially with how dogshit her career is, but some of the art that's been getting posted here and Digitan's statements have really gotten me thinking recently
>>548782591>roy can show up during that banner>at like 0.02%have fun
>>548782567Reading this is the equivalent of hinking about every single cringe moment in your life all at once, and then (unwillingly) pinpoint focusing on the WORST ones in your life and instantly recoiling from the metaphysical almost real physical pain.
>>548782779Just be lucky :^)
>>548782567>cleated Tazuna SSRfucking why though, why would you cleat any SSR at all, let alone fucking Tazuna
>Kitasan never shows up on speedIs she actually bugged or was that a gaslight and I'm just extremely unlucky?
>>548783047gaslight
STOP CLEATING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
Hey Onii-Sama do you know what the R in Rice Shower stands for? Rape, there are two of them.
>>548782567Amen brother.
cleat this
>>548778790As an ace? Same as Taishin, you suffer through it.
>>548783301Ugh, I cum!!
>>548782976Because I was a drooling globalbab retard that is playing a gacha game for the first time in his life and didn't know anything does ANYTHING. At that time I was just checking out the funny haha horsegirls game introduced by friends and streamers without knowing that I would still be playing it by next year
>>548772847Had to kill an inactiveウマオオオオ once again has one open slotAim is top 100, target is roughly ~60m a monthReply with ID if interested
>>548778524I used both the ticket and crystal to get my Kitasan from 1LB to 3 instead of waiting 3 weeks
>>548783289Calstone Light O would say this
1 borrow...wasted..
GUYSJUST SPARKED LONG S
>>548782676OG Fuku is better for longs.
>>548783442Hang in there umaooo-tachi...
When do we get free daily rolls again? I need the thrill but I dont want to spend money
>>548783438This isn't a "my first gacha" problem.It's solely a drooling retard problem.
>>548782676>>548783671armor fuku has actual useful innate skills and potentials
How can pace win?Or are they there just to be fake front runners?
Here's your free ten roll
>>548780621I hope you win too anon
>>548783774I want to say when MANT releases
>>548783926GIWTWM
>>548783893that's true but it's less necessary when we're fed so many skills in aoharu, and honestly I wasn't even taking Full armor's golds most of the time anyway
>playtime's over!>closes umamusume
Orange
Thank you based witGOD for your service.
>>548783917bring suzuka or pray someone else does
>>548783438Okay, now I'm convinced you are me. I absolutely despised gachas and I doubted I'd play more than one month of the funny horsegirl game, but here we are.May our cleated cards together give us the luck we need, bwo
>>548784048Sure, the moment we get more skill points to use, full armor fuku value lifts up
>>548784219UHHHHH YOU ONLY GOT 55 CARATS THAT TIME, ENJOY YOUR THIRD OF A PULLUNLESS IT HAPPENS A COUPLE EXTRA TIMES IN WHICH CASE ENJOY YOUR FREE PULL
>>548784375>ENJOY YOUR THIRD OF A PULLI actually use extra carats from TT to pay for extra runs, so that's 5 more runs I can do.
>>548784516nice try dancho but I won't fall for your subliminal messaging
SHE KEEPS RAPING ME ON URA FINALE LONGWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>548782676Same, I probably did like 20 runs with FA Fuku before checking growth rates again on normal fuku
>>548783917They just do.
>>548784659buy recovery skills she's a debuffer
>>548784659because she is goated
I just misclicked a 70% failure and got it
>>548784659She's draining your trainee's stamina during the race. Also draining yours before and after.
>>548784846Shiraoki wills itThis is the run
>>548784659You could just say beat you, not rape, you know?Not like she would
Be honest, is 780power with firm conditions enough?
>>548784826>900/900/800>no slouch on wit either>gold debuffsWow no wonder i clock this sometimes
>>548785039Nope
oissu
>>548785039if your uma is called Gold Ship, yeahif not, get at least 900
>>548783774the meme fukukitaru card has 50 free rolls i think? not 100%
>he wants to sell our data nowlol bye
>>548772847WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS BULLSHIT
>>548785118be sure to also note 2 gold recovs
>>548785270Bruh
Check out my expensive glue
>>548784659Apologize
>>548784683im sparking for a costume
>Buy a Rice Shower turfy for my Niece>Get blessed with her in my first and only tennerNice, also>orangePost orange I guess
>>548785270>chronojewnesis
My daughter remembered... a few days after the fact.
>>548783438>>548784329I am also both of you as far as first gacha I get into (tried others, they all are just watered down videogames instead of actual thoughtful games like uma so I never cared) And I will add that the talking jpeg aesthetic of other mobile games disgusts me so I’m never going to another mobile game after this as I’ll just play regular video games alongside uma if I have the time.I didn’t think I would play very long either and then I accidentally became the danchou of a super active club lmao
>>548785270The advertisers don't want you to know this, but you can reject ALL cookies even essentials, and still be able to use a website.Reject them all by going to Manage Settings.
>>548785493Shiraoki blessed you
>>548785493oranje
>>548785493YAY GRATS!
>>548785527My homescreen uma was spamming me birthday wishes since a few hours before my birthday.Also happy late birthday
>>548785647Consider setting your resolution scale back to 1.
>>548785527Happy birthday. Now click on those speech bubbles.
>>548785270Alright we need an alternate fast
>>548785493>6 fukusthis is a bad omen
>>548785527Happy belated birthday bwo!
Quick one324 pieces, piece rotation, fake edgeshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
I almost got my Kikuka Sho win fucked over by an NPC
>>548778524I've used the crystal and selector on my lb1 kita fueled by the urge to win as a frontrunner Virgo cup I didn't
>>548785270>1067 partnersHoly shit.
>>548785527Happy Birthday Anon
>>548785270CHRONO SOLD OUT
how can i build an end closer uma if she has no recoveries in her kit? using power rice makes you give up NSM for cooldown, is grass wonder's unique heal the only way?
Spe-chan...
>>548785270Just reject it?
>>548785538Bllen?
>>548785527All birthdays lines lasts for a few days before and after your actual birthday, probably by design so you don't miss them. Happy Birthday anon
>>548785270...where
DO NOT TURN AROUND NIGGA.
>>548785270Fuck you Chrono
Just rolled Full Armor Fuku? How is she?
>>548785527>TP 100>claims she didn't give well wishes til days after the fact even though uma will spam you birthday messagesanon, your daughter didn't forget you, I think you forgot about your daughter...but it's ok because she loves you.
>>548785527
>>548785527happy birthday anon
IM DOING IT
>>548786985I would never...
>>548772847Why did you spell it as Umamusume instead of Uma Musume you niggerI spent a good 2 minutes repeatedly opening the thread from 3 hours ago
>>548787257I want to hear bakushin pachi pachi pachi my birthday too
>>548787373it is so sad to see aspiring trainers end their career like this...
Hello friends!!
>>548785527.
>>548787435it is not fucking called uma musume now is itfind me the fucking space
>>548786936Cute and even more Orange
>>548787564Taishin hate
join umao
I wish fukukitaru would set foot on my sacred sites...
>>548787564cunt
>>548787482I actually somehow did it, this is the parent run!
>>548787373lol
I had 4 double circles / 1 single circle and the +50 bonus going into unity cup finals and my team lost.What gives? Is there some trick that I don't know about with unity cup or do you just have to pray that you don't lowroll and brick your run on the very last turn?
>>548787564wow i wonder if that anon in the thread whose mom thinks hes like taishin also says this
>>548787828I think it's just luck
>>548787373>if you dont avoid this you will lose
>>548787564you'd think this is a womanlet being a womanlet but the other small umas are all sweethearts
>>548787802your turf queens had both El and Gold Shitty in itit was sabotaged
>>548787828>he didn't train luck
weiii
>>548786669the b isn’t anywhere close on any keyboard to the letter you probably meant to type anon i
eeeehmaajiiii?
>>548788018Taishin got bullied, don't know about the other small umas. Also she's a senior unlike most of the other small umas who are juniors
DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBY
>>548787828Arrows/explosions give all stats but give more stats to a particular training you click them on (so speed training gives more speed and power, etc).If you clicked arrows and exploded mostly on speed and stam you'll win (even with triangles sometimes or x). But if you didn't you might have a good score from other stats but still lose because they have not enough speed and stamina. Same goes for other unity cup races. You can still get fucked by rng but it's very rate if stats are actually good.
>>548787564UOOOOH I LOVE WHEN UMAS ARE MEAN TO ME
we love taishin ere
>>548788341I think Taishin fucking SUCKS KILL Taishin
>>548788341this little chuddie is so cute...
>>548787828Circles/triangles/Xs measure total strength of your team, actually you have more chance of winning with a triangle where it is a super powerful uma and two jobbers, than with a balanced, double circles, three good umas team.Also, you need luck.
>>548788340That's actually funny.
>>548788238WHERE!?
>>548788341
>>548788232>the oldest umas are flat>the youngest umas are titcowswhat did they mean by this?
>>548788507HERE
>>548788539
call them both 1200mm largecos together they make a derby
I had to spark rice shower but at least I got my wife to 5* now
>>548788539flatties are being selectively bred out of existence...
>>548788539GMOs are affecting horses too.
>>548788182gomen danchou...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maj3U9SrPlc
flatties are a good thing actually
>>548784951all umas have an instinctual urge to rape a male trainer
Fuku experts assemble, I have a lore question. Sometimes during her career turns she gets a hype expression and says something that sounds like TORAINZO in her loud screech voice. What does this mean? Is it like Ticket's nickname Tickezo except it's for you, Toraina?
flat umas are really aerodynamic
>>548788662what did you do, throw every statue at her?
>>548788702BASED
I like both flat uma and titcow uma!
>>548786057Done.
So, what is your experience with thic cm? Is 2 gold recoveries is a gaslight when you have 1050 stam + 500+ guts? I had many cases where backliner wins with only one gold recovery.
>>548788662Extremely based.
>>548788539>tamamo, the poorest uma vs. dia, the richest umaWhat lack of nutrients from brokenness does to a mf…
>>548787616What sort of statistical benefit does this provide?
>>548788539>retard rascal Shinko Windy is a seniorjesas
>uma titswho cares. post a list of umas with the stinkiest feet.
>>548788884Yeah, I haven't used statues on anything else
>>548788182illen?
>>548786780Why not? I'm fully locked in on the Cesario route.
>>548789017If that one card is anything to go by, it seems most Umas wash their feet.
>>548789017that's what your own senses and growing shoe collection are for, toreina.
>>548786936Well her unique skill actually does something as opposed to default fuku. Her potential hints are very biased towards long races which makes her a decent candidate for this CM. Her stat growth is 10/10/10 stam/guts/wit which is... pretty subpar but not the worst. Also her career events give you like 60 stamina for free which is cool I guess.
I tested both jp original umalator and vf umalator. Each skill has fluctuations in it's effect on uma effective speed, but when comparing their efficiency for a uma they take the exact same spots in ranking. Conclusion: either both umalators are lying bitches, or vf can be trusted, if you trust the original.
>>548787435Only fan translations (and old Crunchyroll stuff) type it as Uma Musume.
>5 starring your wife by spending 1500 statues >instead of letting it happen through transfer events/daily shop refreshes or when you eventually pull her again (you will)
>>548789017
>>548788570SWEET
>>548787373
>>548788238YOU FOOLYOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>548787858fucking kek
>>548787435You're telling me you search 'uma musume' into the search bar instead just 'uma'??
>>548788732 have a good day today torena-san!
>>548789394I don't want eventually, I want NOW and she deserves now
>>548789404imagine being the engineer who spent 1000 hours building the uma foot scanning machine
>>548787564woah... she's literally me
>>548789261I just run the umas against each other now 10 times
>>548788987cute and luckmaxxing mostly
>>548784683wow, amazing pic anon. curren looks so pretty here! seriously though a black wedding dress is so aura, no one can live up to this
>>548789261>still doing emulator and manually inputting the stats/skill like a retard when you can just run your 2+ umas in-game
is it really worth it to do fuku's secret event? I get +34 speed and +34 power and slick surge, but I waste 2 turns
>Christmas uma banner is Tosen JordanDoes /uma/ like her or no
I've lost 7 >15% trainings today, just now a +84speed 6% failShiraoki-san is NOT fucking with me today, I won't be doing any more runs today, sorry danchou
How do people only do like 13 races and have a billion skills? Where do they get all that SP from
I think people don't realize currenchan is like an instagram hoe, don't let her lies brainwash you
>>548790009curren would say this
lol lmao
>>548790104fast learner or got lucky with hints
Curren Chan forced me to eat pineapple pizza again...
>>548790104fast learner, race bonus, hints, skill point bonus
tell me the truth uma, I didnt reach 900 power, am I toast?
What stats do you aim for by end of junior year?My own rough estimate is that to have a chance at a good run you need speed+stam (or speed+pwr for shorter distances) to be around 500 by debut (eg. 250/250) and ~800 by end of the first year (eg. hopeless stakes at 500/300). If you don't make that, then i feel like the run ends up as glue because of stats like 95% of the time even if you get good skills and S affinities.What benchmarks do you guys look for?
>>548790018That's like a double rainbow and a half plus a good skill hint, so yes I always aim for itRNG has surprisingly fucked me out of it a lot especially on the Kicker Sho, so be prepared
>>548790018you also get the bonuses from winning those two races, which are +12~ in one stat and a bunch of SP. and if youre a gambler it only costs 5 energy.
>>548790401end of junior year doesn't matter for me but if I can't hit 500 in speed by the end of year 2 summer it's glue
>>548790401Some anon said if you don't reach 800 speed before senior summer, the run might has well be over. And I think that's been a pretty good benchmark for me
>3 sleep depriveds IN A ROW>last one gave night owlhow the hell do i COPE
>>548790651this is my benchmark as well. every god run i've lucked into had a stat spread like 700/600/600 after the first arima kinen.
>>548778524Lb2 kita after 400 rollsLb1 creekLb0 fine motion Lb1 --R rikoMy highest level non-welfare SSR is lb2
>>548790373power is a meme stat. it literally does less than wit. stat breakdown in order of importance:stamina baseline for track > speed > wit=guts > debuff protection stamina=power
>>548778524Never rolled cards except free rolls.Used both my ticket and crystal to get my Super Creek to LB3. Feeling like skipping Kitasan banner now but I'll see. Rolling umas is way more fun
Domestic Violence uma when?
>>548789727
>>548778524Oh are we talking about d*cks? OkUhhh 0LB Kita, FM; 2LB Creek after I spent a voucher and the crystal on her, 0LB R RikoAlso the main characters - Teio, Spechud - have never come to my account in any SR+ card or uma
>>548790978you can't dump power on this track, there's a big hill in the late race that can stall you
>>548791116Bro your Uma Attack Neicha?
>>548791116Please don’t remind me. I don’t want that fetish imposed upon me by that one anon
>>548778524LB3 Special Week because I was too dumb to finish the events.LB2 Kitasan after sparking the banner and using my selector and crystal on it.LB1 Creek after sparking the rerun.LB0 finemoalso I want Oguri so fucking bad but I cannot pull her...
>>548791190800 power umas beat the shit out of 1000-1100 power ones regularly. You just need to hit the accels. Then there's also guts to win duels
>>548791116>remembers the abusive Neicha green text Makes me sad that it’s the first thing I think of when domestic abuse uma is mentioned
>>548780894Odd, they usually do much better. 514K against middle.
Soooooooo I was going through my bf's phone and found this game. Is this some kind of porn game? I see a lot of creepy posts on this thread. Should I be concerned? I already know he spends too much time gaming and on his phone, it's making me worried.
>>548791128Bravo Kojimbo
Is it even worth sparking once on Kitasan if I don't have her and spent my unlock items. 0 LB is kinda useless for like a year
>>548787435just type 'musume' into search and it hits this thread and the JP ones only 100% of the time, retard.
>>548791582Yes and yes
>want to make ace neicha>she only comes with red skills>can't even use her own OYL
hishiama you stupid fucking honse give me spurt hints before i sack your ass.
this CM is utterly grimnot only is it a hog cm, but also there is zero diversity in competitive uma picks
>guaranteed 3* scout>dupe oguriFUCK YOUU GIVE ME GOOD UMASI want literally anything else!!!
>this Long CM is so boring don't even really want to do webm matchesDo you guys want to see some?
>>548791816ladies and gents we got another one
>>548791613Yes because you need SRs and will get SSR vouchers and rainbow crystals.Though you sound like an idiot who's going to get another voucher+crystal, forget about the card he's been borrowing for the last decade and will do some retarded shit like impulse limit break an event card before quitting the game. Make sure the eventual seethe post is funny.
>>548791835No.
>>548791815You're taking Long sparks no matter what, plenty of umas have low long aptitude but can be buffed into usable range.
>>548791626What did you spend the items on? Sounds like you're mega bricked and might as well wait for the next speed card
I hate Tokau Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548792052?????????
>>548792021Your other two picks dont matter, either your golshi beats the other golshis or you lose
>>548791943
>>548792130Did he fucking stutter? You're mega bricked. Wait for the next speed card. Never question us again.
>>548791613>>548792052
>>548778790Her not having spurt in her potential is just evil. It's on all her fucking cards
>>548792062No you don't.You love Tokai Teio.
>>548780894I just made this Daiwa and replaced my previous, the other Daiwa made 50k last race
>>548791626I always type "umam"
>>548791939I just prefer rolling umas. I thought I won't have any carats by now but I have 2 sparks somehow so I can roll on Dober and have spark for Kitasan. Future umas are in danger somewhat though, I never rolled cards before.I uncapped Super Creek, she's really nice at 3 LB so it's not wasted.
Is coffee good for you?
why is teio so horny?
>>548792451If you’re above the age of 19, coffee is the lifeblood of the average wagie
>>548792170Every CM has a "strongest" pick, that's just the way the carrot crunches. You can run her if you like, but in my experience the highest highs in this game are when you get to see your favorite girl surpass her limits and defeat the metafags.
>>548792451as long as you aren't putting a pound of sugar into every cup it's far from the worst thing you could drink.
libra cup56577883
Why does nobody ever post the webm of teio twitching and crying anymore?
>>548791815I tries long Fuji but my deck sucks too hard to make it work.
>>548792569in other CMs the balance hardly mattersin long CMs golshi has average 90% winrate
>>548787435even with a space I can find it, how are you searching the thread?
Sometimes when I make my morning coffee I like to pretend that I'm drinking it with my friend Manhattan Cafe. Neither of us are really ones for small talk, so I busy myself with planning out my day wile she quietly prepares a few cups for us.She brings our coffee over and makes some comments about flavor profiles and such. I do my best to follow along, but Cafe is much more knowledgeable about these things than I am. The truth is that I really only started drinking coffee as an excuse to spend more time with her. I think she knew that and was indifferent at first, but she's been happy to see my interest in coffee become more genuine over time. All too soon I find myself staring down at a pair of empty cups. Cafe makes no move to get up. The temptation to linger is overwhelming. I'm on the cusp of suggesting another drink, but the moment is broken by Agnes Tachyon brusquely striding into the room, like a rooster shattering the pre-dawn silence.I shake my head and get up. The day calls. But I'm already looking forward to another cup with Cafe tomorrow.
Any clubs with space?I don't want to be homeless...
Isn't giving an Uma a carrot like giving a black guy some watermelon?
>>548788865I can't find any voice clip like that
>>548788507
>>548773618I don't know how Mackqueen ended up in my top 5
>>548792858I knew this was some weird porn game. I'm taking his phone away now, thank you anon.
>>548792819stereotypes don't exist because they're solely based on some evil thing, most black guys would not turn you down if they're hungry and as long as you weren't doing it just to make some racist point.
>>548792429>I never rolled cards before>Also I took a perfectly usable 1LB creek to 3LB over +15 starting friendshipAlright now stop being a shitter, if you can afford the monthly pack or preferably one of the value packs ($15 or $75) then grab those since they make sparking a bit cheaper and allow you to roll for shit you otherwise wouldn't at little cost (paid dailies are a third of the price), also start saving pink tickets for when you're sparking. The game will have paid vouchers in the shop eventually which you can use to grab shit for far cheaper (uma voucher is $21 rather than $400 in free carats) and there's also shit like the god banner in February which means you can just roll for Dober and whoever else in there.>>548792208>>548792052bro this nigga's so fucking bricked
>>548792979It's your right. You should also check his phone's messages and hidden messages, to make sure he isn't cheating on you too.
>>548792569I usually try to run my 2 fav umas that fit the track/distance and then a metapick, and so far all the wins have come from fav umas
>>548792802I think bro made a Cafe tulpa…
>>548792819Yes but trainers all officially have the pass. I saw Gold Ship yesterday and said "whats up my neigher" and she fist bumped me. It's fine.
>>548792170I refuse to run golshi or for that matter any ends at all
>>548792662WTF MY MAYANO DIED
>>548793258just a little bit!>>548792662taishin is amazing
>4 speed cards>2 rainbows in senior yearWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE WITH SUCH A GOOD START?
/uma/ i have a proposal For libra rooms, if a goldship wins, don’t censor the name Show the world the ones who gave up their soul for the Spurt Aweigh
>>548793134she's not a tulpa I just like thinking about her
>>548793074Might as well just continue to not roll cards. I don't even want to train for CMs after winning one past some bare minimum.
>>548793015I just think it's a little much when you roll a raffle and their like>Congratz! You won a watermelon slice!or>Hey, good job with the team races. Take this gift of watermelon flavored protein powder!
>>548793452>anon sees the glass starting to crack in front of him but gasses out and can't make itSome of us just aren't meant for greatness.
Anons, today I didn't forget to change back to Unity Cup after doing my fan run, this is surely a sign of good things to come
>>548793509bro literally everyone is running goldshiteven if they're doing oshi umasthe ones running full oshis probably doesn't even try with rooms
>>548793168golshi would totally call you a nigger and then pretend like she didn't say that
>>548793509>>548793590But what if Golshi is my oshi and I run her in every CM... can I apply for the metaslave exemption pass?
I can't seem to find chapter 198 on that guy's X account. I admit I don't use X so I'm struggling to find, his media tab go from 197 to 199. Pls send help
>>548793509I saw danchud running a golshi yesterdayThere's no point, you'd be doxxing everyone
I refuse to run golshi in CM on principle actually
>>548792662fuck no maestro for McQueen
>>548793548That is completely understandable, but the raffle clearly exists because there is a market for it, Umas, or at least racist Umas, fucking love carrots
>>548793790this but unironicallymaya is enough
>>548793518
>>548793590i literally just had a room hosted here with no golshis
>>548792819Yes but it isn’t the same as being racist irl where you’re a low-iq chud by default. It’s more like they take everything in the “hell yeah” celebratory way like Mexicans do when you wear a sombrero or offer some tacos
>>548793786Naturally I mean Cingray chapters
>>548793578EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING PERFECT EXCEPT FOR SPEED CARDS I EVEN GOT SPURT IN JUNIOR YEAR ALL GOOD SKILLS CREEK FINISHED HER CHAIN SO WHY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
>>548793762>Rushing Gale!you're fucking allergic to good decision meaking, let alone meta, good god
>>548793762I will need to see your Sprint Goldshi when the time comes to verfiy oshi status
>>548793548>watermelon flavored protein powderOk but what's the uma equivalent of picrel?
>>548793790I use Golshi in every CM on principle actually
>>548793994dirt golshi would be unironically more impressive
>>548794186Sprint Dirt would be a reverse Ulala moment
>>548793134>Make a Cafe tulpa>That Cafe tulpa makes her own tulpa of Sunday Silence
can we gaijins vote in the arima kinen roster? I wanted to vote in byzantine dream and Admire Terra but it seems you need to put your jp adress to receibe the raffle prizes...
>>548793548The implication here being that they don't run raffles with bags of rice as a prize in Japan (lmao)
i don't know how some of you are reaching +1k in SPEED POWER AND STAMINA, if i balance all 3 i only get 900 tops>t. f2p
>>548794347sex
>riding the edge of a god run>all sparks lined up>1100 speed the turn after the semifinal>kitasan and sweep come home from their vacation finally>you have the energy for it>you win the finale>events start playing>+13 every stat>+3 every stat (thank you utsuko omorashi)>+10 every stat>n-nyo? it wasnt enough?>final trainee event plays for +5 to all>+3 speedSo this is what it feels like to make it as a trainer... it's really something...
>>548794404good cards, an uma with decent stat growths and a pinch of luck
>>548794404
>>548794421Damn, for a second I thought that was a choco BourbonStill nice.
>>548794404have you tried rolling for cards
>>548794404I have managed to consistenly reach around 1k with each, the problem is that 1k is useless, so after a lot of tries with my subpar deck consisting of:x3 speed MLB Tosho, MLB Brian, Borrow kitasanx1 power MLB Amazonx1 Stam Lb0 Creekx1 SSR Riko lb1I managed to get 1200 speed, 1050/1100 stam and between 850 and 950 power with both Rice shower and Mayano top cum. It is doable
I don't know if this sucks or not but I am done. Ive done far too many runs already trying to get a good grass.
runs like that make me so fucking mad she just jobs every race for no reason
>"yeah taiki shartle is my oshi">ZERO long taikis?????? your responses?????? mightiest longer??????
>>548793548>>Hey, good job with the team races. Take this gift of watermelon flavored protein powder!That one is just a jab, banter, at the stereotype since Tazuna is also an
>>548794186I've been trying to figure out the math on how to get Gold Ship to work on the first dirt CM but it's a dirt mile which means she would need two mile legacies for mile A and then the rest all dirt, but that would only get her to C dirt and you'd need the dirt inspiration to fire twice during a career to get dirt A. seems extremely hard but I'm going to try it
>>548794769You don't really need a heal at all for Fantasy Grass, so you could have spent those Skill Points on a few other skills
>>5487947714 more months Palmer bros. Stay strong.
>>548793983yeah well I didn't have a very good selection in front of me. The alternative was to just not spend the SP, I got robbed of the final Unity cup race and so also NSM and a billion hints for random irrelevant stuff appeared instead of useful mile ones. You might notice I took Opening Gambit and double circle mile corners for this reason. You'll be unsurprised to hear that she preformed poorly.
>>548794914give me time bro I literally don't have the easy aces done yet, let alone my girl Taiki
>>548792819>implying the black guy would say nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e20Ke6_UtQ&t=353
>>548794950two dirt grandparents, rest and direct parents mile, pray.
>>548794950The other guy who said it's like a reverse Urara is right, you need those sparks to come home twice or it won't work. At that point you're better off doing the math to figure out which is more painful to lack, distance or track aptitude.
>>548795043whoops other way around. two mile grandparents, rest dirt including the direct parents. Mile A and Dirt C at run start screen, need min two Dirts
I WANT TAIKI TO SPOOK ME FOR SO MANY REASONS
I WANT MANHATTAN CAFEI WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER
>>548794404Training effectiveness is the magic sauce that goes through the triple 900s f2p stat line. This is the reason meta cards like kitasan/creek/finemo being meta because they all have high TE in common
>>548795208Taiki you cant say that...
>>548794914I'm willing to go E -> S. Any further than that is masochism. Only the most devoted oshifags are willing to go that far and I kneel to them for doing so.
>>548795313why does she have 3 ears
>>548795240I'm sure she would be less reluctant to do so if her kid isn't in the room
>>548794914I can barely train golshi...
Another day, another 3 borrows without Long S on double circles and full long sparks
>>548794992>give me time broBwo... its in like 3 days...
>>548795350E isn't a big deal since you'll be taking those distance sparks anyway. But when you need to hit the spark multiple times during inspirations, that's when the pain really hits.
>>548795178being short on surface aptitude is probably less damaging since most of your acceleration comes from skills anyway so I could get ~1000-1200 power (reduced by 5 to 10% depending on how many dirt sparks activate) and make up for it with accel skills. having mile aptitude below A or S would be an instant death sentence in terms of winning CM races
>>548795330Taiki would absolutely become a 1 uma glowie destruction army if they came between her and her BBQs.
>>548795505>He has no parents and would never work on them anyways
When are we gonna get that feature to clock any race?
>>548795568I HAVE ENOUGH TIME I CAN MAKE IT I SWEAR
>>548795694there's that dumb falcon running around as End G with Turf C and still stealing the occasional win so that checks out.
odd how the game had me in a spell until now"oh yeah... this is a gacha game, it is p2w"for some reason i had swept that fact aside until libra cup
Thread quality is in the gutter, so many anons are homeless and casualniggers aren't being purged, perhaps we are in the end times
210 SP left and my choices are>creek inherit >Extra Tank>Be Stillaccording to Gametora the creek inherit gives more than twice as much healing as the others (0.035 vs 0.015)? I thought inherited recovery skills were equivalent to white recovery skills?
Are you having fun, anons?
>>548795956>win>win>win>win>win>lose (you are here)>"umm I actually hate it"
>>548795956I won't say its not pay to win because you can pay to make it easier, but I have not spend, I don't own kitasan and I still won 3 of the CMs
>>548796035No
>>548796045i only won cancer and virgo
>>548772847sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>548794769>Every Rose Has Its FangsInteresting skill...I always get the other character on the banner without a good heal unique
>>548796027maintenance buffed inherited whites>>548796141>virgo platinumhave sex
>>548795956it's shockingly less p2w than people had it tagged initially. I mean right now the big "whale difference" is guys having MLB Biko and Riko while f2ps have sweep and some other SR or R Riko.
>>548796035I hope I can say yes when the kita rerun unbricks my account
what other games you play while you wait for tp anon? do not say another gacha, I mean a standard vidya
>>548796035I was until I started to work on grandparents for CafeMight be stretching myself a bit thin because the parents I'm using for Spe give her an A in miles, and that's that many more times she can get randomly blockedA perfect run would leave me with 25 races won, but I'm leaving off with like 20.
>>548796243>game is p2w so fp2 players get pissy>but p2w is so shit that whales also can get pissyhow does cygames do it
So this one 3/10 room matchesGOOD ENOUGH FOR MECreek never finished her chain event
>>548796035Yeah. /uma/ is fun my club fun and the game is still fun for me
>>548796243I've checked future cards and the gap will increase. For first few CMs whales were pretty much indistinguishable from sweats and rerollers (still kinda are).
I wont run my subpar aces in CM rooms I dont want to face the truth
>>548796317Currently I'm playing EU5I finished ZA yesterday and will pick up from where I left in persona 5 todayAfter that I'll finish Xenoblade XRune Factory 3 after thatIf they crack Anno 117 i'll give it a go but i'm not hopefulAfter that I don't know and plans can always change depending if I get in the mood for something else, maybe I'll pick factorio and go megabase with the save I finished a few days ago
I think this is my last race before I quit CM ruined the game, i lost two CMs despite having better umas to RNG and now its clear it's just become paypig city
>>548796317>do not say another gachahttps://jiggie.fun/jigglethis
>>548796317>do not say another gacha:)
>>548796613That is kind of true, Kitasan reroll really swung things back in f2p's corner, future sight and extremely rigid use of uncap gems still gives them a shot going forward though.
>>548796317We play mahjong here
>>548796317Nikke (until there's another major fuck up like the 2.5 anni)Actually, I'm sort of looking for games to play right now. Got a couple things on steam like P3R, was also thinking of modding skyrim for the upteenth time. Oh, that reminds me, I had reupped my sub for XIV, but fuck that game is on the down. Thanks for reminding me.
>>548796317Super Robot WarsInazuma Eleven Victory RoadThe Finals
>>548796176It took me every borrow for like a week to get it and a relatively good stat PLUS Long.I have no idea if its worth it, probably there are much better options but fuck it.
>>548796686Anno seems interesting. I’d like to see architecture of that era while I play and Roman history
>>548796317When I'm not playing uma I watch others play uma
>>548796317plants vs zombies reflourished
>>548795956there's not enough power in the premium cards yet for it to really feel like a p2w game. The first 6 months have been equalized by the fact that you can just borrow Kitasan but now that there are a few other strong SSRs it's starting to feel worse.
>>548795350im remaking my S long digitan again and this feels like chewing nails
bakuSHIT
>>548795956You can't even p2w because all paying does is increase your odds of being unlucky. Learned that the hard way on the KB banner and shant fall for it again.
>>548796317THL, not sure what I'm doing after that. Some VN probably
>>548796317I just browse Twitter, which is something I really should stop doing what with my game backlog and (perhaps more importantly) shitloads of coursework I still haven't done for uni
>>548797074Anno usually is pretty good yes, the ones I played 1404 and 1800 were at least.I'm not interested in the ones that are futuristic
>>548796812f2p can borrow only one card while piggies can select any number with skills they need. Rng can still fuck them over, but the days when there's no difference between piggies and not are kinda over. There still will be a portion of extreme luckshitters, but it will reduce as time goes.
>>548796938that's just gacha
>>548796317When I'm not playing uma I watch others play with themselves
I am once again asking when will we have a Hags vs Lolis grand prix?
>>548797171the fact that kitasan's proper powercreep comes at 2.5 anniversary means there is plenty of time for f2p to shine, but there are a lot of soft blows along the way
>>548796317I'm walkin through SC BW while waiting for TP to fill upI just recently finished up the Protoss campaign, but it felt stupidly easy compared to SC1 original's Protoss campaign. Or maybe I'm just used to spamming archons everywhere
>>548796938doko?
>>548797434when is the hag CM?
>>548797405Do you tip much?
>>548796317I started playing kenshi, like 10 hours in and still have a hard time deciding to recruit people so I'm just wandering beating up people and selling stuff.
>>548797468introductory campaign vs finale campaign of the original. at least their BW campaign wasn't half full of shitty tutorials like the original terran.
>>548794105I want to fuck Dantsu. I lust after Dantsu for her body. I don't care about her story or personality or her favorite type of cheese, I simply want to breed this sexy fucking cow and knock her up with a filly at every opportunity.
>>548796317i'm playing modded minecraft with friends latelydota2 somtimes
>Tested my aces against puggers>Encountered 8 runaway suzutrans slingshots for cow daisca and doto>Front Rice, McQueen, Seiun>End Closer suzutransWhat the fuck is going on, what sloptuber is telling normalfags to build suzutrans to bunny hop their daiscaMy Mejiro Gold, and Mejiro Ryan kept winning tho, but I'm still pissed the faggots are blocking my Mejiro McQueen with this gay ass strategy
>Libra cup is in December>Would be based to run a full team with the December domination epithet>Hopeful stakes time>Rainbow and spirit burst icons on training>"I'll just take a look"WHY DID I LOOK? AM I REALLY GONNA PASS ON THIS FOR A CUTE TITLE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ODDS?
>>548796812I might do the other extreme - never roll cards (except free rolls and those mandatory scenario cards) and see if I can win one CM more. Maybe roll some card in the future like in a year if I'll still be playing. It was kinda satisfying and would definitely not feel the same had I rolled cards.
>>548773618I milk the cow for danchou
Sex with Verxina
>>548797675it's level 1 man, you can skip it
>>548797638HOLY based.
>>548797652>haven't played mc since the ocelot update>tried to recover old account>mc has changed platforms like 5 times between thenI bought the game once, my account exists somewhere, I just don't want to pay for something I already paid for.
>>548797434after ramonu releases
>>548794105>>548797758her tits arent that bigshe isnt that sexythis is all fake off model news!
>>548797652modded minecraft is the shit, 1.7.10 is still the best version though
>>548797323Doomer you are anon... having kitasan and being able to borrow some other mlb SSR you need and then using mlb SRs will carry anyone who knows how to milk the game mechanics
>>548796317minmaxing levels on vengeance like a sperg
Like the leaves in the wind, my borrows fly byLong S out of reach, like stars in the skyWhy did we go back to 3, when they gave us 5
>>548797786it's just a microsoft account now i think>>548797907my friend wants us to do gregtech so looking forward to that autism
>>548797786https://github.com/AfoninZ/MultiMC5-Cracked also no idea if it still worksumamusume
>>548794914I keep my oshis unbothered and on their aptitudes. You don't judge a fish by how well they climb a tree.
>>548797638Crazy how the "you don't like Dantsu Flame" became a thread meme
>>548794771>>548794954>4 more monthsBUT I WANNA MARRY AND LOVEY DOVEY FAMILY MAKE WITH HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
bwos....
>>548797684it's kind of disheartening to see people with one uma significantly higher than all of mine combined.Daiwa is only that high for parents, and gold ship is mostly from her event a while back
>>548796035of course because it distracts me from reality
>>548797673Suzuka Runaway works. Suzuka basically paces the lobby up and makes the other Front / Pace go faster in order to catch up. When Suzuka dies, Daiwa rocketing with Angling and NSM can absolutely stomp End Closers.My Long S Daiwa Pace without a Runaway has like 2/20 WR and the ones she won were close. On opponent matches I played against that had Runaway + Front/Pace they were winning slightly more consistently. Gold Ship and Ends can still take it but it almost feels evenly matched.
Matikanefukukitaru speed card looks either really broken or really useless. Can't decide which it is. It's surely better than Kitasan if you highroll with it stats-wise, but the chances of that aren't that high.
>>548798125lol...
>>548798020Gregtech is conceptually very cool, I just haven't found a modpack with it I could really get into other than OmniFactory. It's really fun. though the only version I'm really super familiar with is from back when it was just an Industrial Craft add-on though, Mindcrack is still a top3 modpack btw
>>548798125this would happen to doto
>>548797495nta but, jonggers:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15703
>>548798125goof status?
>>548797848Chiyo wouldn't say this
>>548798458shut the fuck up you giant faggot yes I would
update on Masba. No major injuries thankfully, but there is mild swelling in his left hind leg due and just overall signs of fatigue from running hard, will probably skip Arimahttps://x.com/yblue_eternal/status/1996129111803396466?s=20
>>548798558I'm the real Chiyono O poster and I wouldn't post this or smell my fingers after.
>>548798446g-goo... goof-g-...goofed. goofed...
>>548798270You use both to get giga busted stats
>no porn of little cocoonDamn, really? She deserves rapecorrection
Yuga Kawada is in a very bad mood and refuses to answer any questions about the Japan Cup and will immediately skip any reporter who dares to ask him about the Japan Cup, instead of Champions Cup 2025 questions.https://youtu.be/ktclF1JLmMM?si=jnlXDBCgtCR40IFw
What cards do I need to use/invest in for a WITMAXX Bakashin?I'm getting like 1200/600
>tfw cooldown cockblockedis she bricked
>>548798665It looks so fun. Maybe I should roll that instead of Kitasan if rolling for speed card.
>>548798125doto rape
>>548797323I don't think we're even close to those days yet though. A lot of whales are lazy and will settle with the uma they get in 3 runs for what it took a f2p to get in 30. Yes there is the effort difference but that is the price of not rolling cards.
My Oshi isn't in the game...
>>548798808>Maybe I should roll that instead of Kitasanit's like watching a baby running fully knowing he's going to trip and break their nose
>>548794105>>548797758Dantsu paizuri
>>548798643>I'm the real Chiyono O posterCringe
>>5487984362 spots left
>>5487984362/4
>>548798612Shame, that horse is a beast
>>548798951Where's the fun in game if you just follow some guide. Might as well just get a second job.
>/uma/ jonging arc
Are people really going into the CM with sub 900 stamina? I'm reconsidering my third ace into a stamina eater
>just get 1000+ stamina>and then 1000+ speed>and you still lose to the enemy gold ship
>>548799190curren-chan is so sexy
>>548798795>didn't cap speedBrick
>>548799183>Are people really going into the CM with sub 900 stamina?Yes.
>>548799219You like that?
>>548799219*1100+ speed:)I found out the hard way 1000+ is definitely not enough
>actually used triumphant pulseI mean the skill is a reference to real oguri's last race but what is the guaranteed cinderella gray alt even suppose to have as her unique skill when it releases? triumphant pulse 2?
>>548799183I've been considering something like that too because the stamina greed is just out of control.
>>548795313Retarded slop as usual
>971 Speed>April Senior Year>No Long SJUST FUCKING KILL ME I HATE THIS NIGGER GAME
>>548799190I am going to RAPE and CUM INSIDE Curren Chan repeatedly
>>5487984363/4
>>548798924
>>548799183850 stamina and a prayer at the beginning of the race
I glued my CM2 Air Groove that had every end debuff.
>>548798436MAAJAN DETECTED neat
>>548799452it worked for me in CM4, people really pushed the "I wont find debuffers and this is just enough" in many lobbies so since I didnt have much time I just put my ace with two debuffers and suddenly I jumped from 30% win rate to 70%
>>548799567I feel like Tosen would be too stupid for jong
>>548799452Wait so is 1 healing enough with 1000 stamina or no? Too many gas lighters and I can't cap speed without gutting my wit or stam
what's stopping me to make a club with 5-6 bots who make 100m per month while the rest of the club can make whatever?
>>548798778This is what I ran yesterday
>>548799718nothing edenbro
>>548799718Nothing really
>>548799718what do you think Eden's doing but with 20+ bots?
>>548799718That's actually fairly reasonable but you're going to end up like some eden nigger that runs cheat engine+bots and gets 40m fans a day
trying to get a good eishin flash, who has 0% growth in both speed and stamina, is making me hate unity all over again
>>548799887
I'm doing exactly one more Golshi run and if I don't get an ace out of that, I'm running Creek or Flash
>>548799718Easy. I wasn't born in china or india
I've done it bros, I've made up my mind.I'm officially giving up on this CM, fuck it.
No one fucking asked.
>>548800465Taking my talents to south beach
I askedI care
Bros... I know the stamina is low but... What could I improve? What skills would be best for her?
>>548800465just autopick and grab whatever you get, like meI'm always getting in B finals so that's at least 500 carats
The treasure was promised to her
>>548800465There is still plenty of time to take the open league pill
>>548798436>full niggers
baker! we are image limit! we are going to fucking die!
>>548800449>>548800294super cute, but the "translation" feels really off to me
>>548800913blame twitter I found it there
>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425
>>548801037>>548801037>>548801037
stale WIT CHECK!
>>548800913that's cause most of the ones "translating" are all seaniggers
>>548800607Not much to take I would take corner and straight skills. pump doesn't do much your late can't afford to be in 6th when it would hit.
>>548798808If you can spare some carats, then getting one copy of Kitasan would be great, with the selector and gem you can lb3 it and then you can try to mlb fuku, since that banner is getting 50 free rolls (maybe more for global), it can be a reasonable strat
>>548800526rice would never act like that
>>548788570>the cut from HOOOIIII to AAAAAAAgets me every time
