Previous: >>547842862Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Fresh Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>548792549winter woomy
>>548793874>>548793260Need goblin tummy...
>On the 3rd day of squidmas woomy lit her candles for effect
big anemone
https://files.catbox.moe/py2zxs.png
>>548798249OMG YES RAINY ART FOR THE 925773919TH TIME!!!! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE
>>548798249What a lovely Squidmas gift.
>>548798249Rainy pits.
>>548798868Pay up, anon.
>>548798249>tanlinesnnnngh
>>548798868Why are you broke?
>>548798868He actually pays artists. Beggars can't be choosers.
>>548798249>tanlinesgaygo either full white or full brown.
>>548798868I will draw more Rainy because of your tantrum.
more /ink/er woomies need spicy art
>>548801279who? ohhh you mean rainy? sure anon i’ll draw his woomy again!! no i won’t draw snakehands fantasy kold panic a squinty or gurkan
>>548801279too bad I don't want spicy art
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Charger for Squidmas.
>>548798868>>548801848cope
>>548802530i do, where do i sign up to whore my woomy out?
Fsh a king?
>>548798249this picture is loading like it's 1998 for me
>>548801279But their stomachs can’t handle the spice.
>>548801848lets be honest if they dont deserve art and no one else here does. you think because you talk and play with them they should get something? you wouldnt even know these people if you didnt come here.
If you had a bigger bed, you’d have more bedroom, but less bed room.
>>548818281But what if I put the bed in a bigger room?
Do not draw me.
>>548824463Borf
>>548824463Okay Brick.
>>548832162This looks like squinty drew it?
>>548832579https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84013506
Cowboy’s and Cowgirl’s go Yee Haw. Ninjas go Hee Yaw.
Fish a king?
>>548836184Mite play.
>>548836184Yeah
>>548836342>>548836369kamon
>>548836152>Someone got to close to the fuzzy ooze
>>548836573SR 4/4
No fatties allowed beyond this point
GGSR!
Good kill, ggs
>>548840260>>548840287GG SR, all I had time for today! I feel bad but I don't remember if stealth goggles moon runes is from here or a rando who added me at some point before
>>548841463sniffing this veemo's cold feet
>>548841463Alright lets see how these fest outfits look in normal battle motionWhile your at it lets see the splatoween outfits on this veemo too.
>>548841463I'm loving this.
sex with a veemo could fix me
society if nintendo paid one guy to add one new outfit per season even after support ended
>>548841463We need more tummy gear.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>548845356NO
>>548845356Yes
>>548845356sure
>>548846808oops i didn't refresh, i started a game but ill reopen after
>>548846808opened
Odds woom evens yeb
it was just the blaster owning everyone
Woomy hyperborea will become real in Splatoon 4.
GGs open
GGs openers
BGs (I wasn't there)
WeeGs
Raiders news tonight.
>>548863058Seems your right anon we got some Raiders news tonight.
GGs Squinty I didn't expect to run into you in TW but I left since I only played for 2 levels a night and run off to other games.
all i want for christmas is woo
>>548864975that's for sure
>>548864975ggs.
https://files.catbox.moe/ja8iyc.mp4
>>548843956What shiver figure is that?
>>548867261>>>/vt/ranny
>>548832162>>548820874>>548798231I guess I should jerk off
>>548880685kill yourself
wom
hope you have a good day
>>548892215Thank you anon, likewise.
>>548892808cute wommy!
>On the 4th day of squidmas woomy ate her chocolates
>>548903432That woomy's gonna eat that thing, isn't she?
>>548903874Woomy is thinking does this want fish for lunch or supper
1king fish?
is it true fantasy finally blocked the CucKold Mormon but did it too late where people stopped joining because of him still haven't come back so that's why literally nobody join pb anymore??
>>548910902Total fsh death.
>>548913162It's true
>>548913335Is that a yes or no
>>548913946Yes.
>>548913973Openingghhh
>>548913335>>548914173I can play too.
wtf instant king>>548914480opening
>>548913162he claims to be a huge kirby fan but he doesn't even own the new kirby game or a switch 2 you can see it on his profile kek
Fast kings, GGSR!
>>548916970and he wasnt born when air ride came out
>rando named "sea angel" in FinnishCute. ggs fiss
>>548918354>>548918428GGs woomers.
>>548918417Even by going the year he put on his X account, which is still wrong because children always lie about their age, this is true
>>548920348kek why is he retweeting Rainy's pedo art what a fucking hypocrite
Very organic set of posts that are definitely by more than one person.
NYPA
>>548921215sybau
Spending your free time obsessively stalking some random boy on the internet is pretty gay. It's okay anon, don't be scared.
>projectionsad
Well its just Woomy today
>>548926076>losing control of the crab tankDumb woomy
Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
Gonna show a new Raiders trailer during the Game Awards.
>>548943421>nintendo showing anything in a snoy-occupied spacelol
giving /ink/ers ridiculously sized hips and then pretending nothing has changed
>>548947936Splendid, now my woomy's ridiculously sized breasts will get balanced out.
>>548953557Flat is not ridiculous.
>>548953871Um, my woomy isn't flat.
That's no woom...
>>548959229Your right that is a Tomwoom an even more sporty and playful type of woomy.
My woomy is no longer mentally ill.
>>548963680I wish veemos have mentally eel tentacle styles.
>>548965698That would make them too powerful.
they buffed the brella for sr it's now 2 hit for big cohock
>>548935798love me some mental eelness
>>548979581Mike will draw me one day….
>>548981740Keep on teeheeing, anon.
i think splatoon SUCKS
>>548982875me too.
>>548999270friday PB?
>>549000142Saturday.
how is it?
>>549003112As a die-hard Metroid Prime fan that replays all three games every 1 or 2 years or so, my initial reaction is underwhelmingIt definitely feels exactly like a sequel to Metroid Prime 1-3 and has the same feel by the original developers. There are still just some overwhelmingly glaring issues, most notably the desert. It literally exists for padding, and there is no fast travel feature. It is empty, featureless, and if you feel like exploring one area but then need to backtrack, good luck you're wasting up to 10 minutes with that shit.Lightning Roud>dialogue is pretty cringe + poor voice acting>New Scan Visor ambience is annoying>Really lacking in enemy diversity>Annoying whining soundtrack when certain enemy type is on screen>The plot is essentially just 2 againOkay but>Would you still recommend it?Yes, definitely. It is sadly looking to be the least replayable but it is still worth the experience
>>548992598go to the bathroom woomy
>>549003583why would i pay 70 bucks for that when super metroid is better and free
Splatoon 3 has a worse metagame than fire emblem heros.
>>549004847
>>549004945zero mission is better than super and fusion
watching everything new turn to shit makes me feel like such a codgy old cootalso thanks again cloudflare
I'm a bad tendie, I have never played any Metroid or Kirby game (or DK until Bananza). Am I missing much? Holy fuck cloudflare needs to go
>>549003583Pass, I cannot fucking stand Marvel dialogue and npcs giving hints and "helping"
mmm
>>549005436you don't truly believe this
>>549005436>roll unit with a novel attached>65x4=0 damage vs 0=99 damage>somehow better than splatoon 3
>>549003112it feels exactly like a metroid prime game, which i thought wouldn't be the case.
>>549006418lmao
>>549016614>>549005436>unironic gachaslop players in my thread
>>549008017yeah super and dkc2
>>549008017play donkey kong tropical freeze
>>549008017dk64 with the tag anywhere mod
>>549029785even with that mod, recommending dk64 is evil, atleast let them play kazooie first to get properly introduced into rare's n64 collectathon
>>549008017kirby games that are must plays:>planet robobot>return to dreamland (deluxe)>forgotten land>super star ultraworth considering:>triple deluxe>squeak squad>amazing mirror>epic yarn
>On the 5th day of squidmas veemo baked a cake
>>549030664You forgot Kirby's Adventure on the list of must plays (not Nightmare in Dream Land btw)
>>549044407whats wrong with nid?
>>549045025Not a fan of how the aesthetic was altered instead of just being 32-bit Adventure with a Meta Knight mode.
>>549031221and then they all died eating
>>549048842Veemo make good food your thinking of yebb & weyyo cooking always ends horribly
Wh-What is up m-m-my…my ocks!!!..
>>549055505Stuttering Sean! How have you been? Good to see you.
>>549053720Sex.
>>549030664>no 64>no DL3>no Canvas CurseSmash secondary detected
>>549061020>recommending some of the most boring mainline kirby games to a newcomer>also didn't even mention DL2, the start of the dark matter trilogywhat's next, telling someone wanting to get into metroid to start with the NES one?
>>549061675>>549061020>getting this mad over kirbyLadies ladies, calm down.
Mooomy
anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
>>549081423I can play in a few mins.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>549083459What about the other two?
>>549088784GGs!
Splatoon 1, now with Mouse Controls.
why did everyone move to playing kirby and metroid
>>549089107Because this game offers nothing new anymore.
>>549089224You haven't 10 starred all the weapons.
>>549089392>new
>>549089107Actually I'm playing Drova (on PC).
>>549089107One was thought to never exist while the other was in development hell for years.
>>549089107I went back to play some musou again
how dead is the multiplayer these days
>>549100608not dead at all
>>549100692Never figured out why Shiver is so jealous over Pearl who has her own hot choco tako gf.
>>549100608im top 500 x rank at 1700 power
>>549105858the season just started
>>549102616I think the logic behind it is they want to show Shiver is clingy and insecure.
>>549106764That is about the only thing that makes sense about it.
when is the orange turd going to drop dead already
>>549109131
>40 minutes to download the updatei never should have stopped playing
>>549089107i moved to Team Fortress 2 (the most fun you can have online)
>>549114583I keep closing the game after 5 minutes. I want new weapons.
>>549114583Based.
>>549114776remove the context of tf2 and it still fits the thread
my wife?
snoo
it's so much worse knowing raiders probably won't save this place
>>549145420so much better actually, this general deserves to burn
>On the 6th day of squidmas woomy brought me a squidmas decoration
>>549145420If it's legitimately good it'll save us, if it's just side order again it'll resuscitate us for like 3 days max
WOOMY!!!
how many people joining pb? 2? 3? maybe even 4!! kek
PB 0/10
Love how unplayable this stage is
>>549174034
>4v4We're so back.
>>549175863>10/10
>>549175863>>549178720It's a Christmas miracle!
>>549175863>>549178720>>549178746/ink/ is back!
all me on a vpn
gg pb
>>549179483GGs (
>>549179483GGs!
GGs O
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
>>549182020all me on a proxy
>>549182020Who are (YOU)
I hate woomen and woominorities.
>deprived of teeheesAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/u48lpk9wpimz6q3j.flac
ggs pb!
>>549184158GGs pbersthanks for hosting as always
GGs guys! Thank you for the woomies!
>>549184158GGs!
GGs pb
And then there were none
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/h2wcae.png
/ink/ has their second of 3 divegrass games against /omg/ today in about 40 minutes!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>549186384cute pair of Woomy’s
>>549186648y'know, "marie has a gun" kinda loses the luster when everyone's got a gun
>>549186648we need all of deep cut available at the same time not just big m*n
if you play pb or open with /ink/ you need to watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFu9KxqBj7Y
>>549186648give veemo a pink slopsuit and a grizzco slosher (she's useless)
>>549191252Yeah it was good for a league or two. The aesthetics need updating I've just been lazy.
>>549193737>taking pbs seriously
>>549186648We won 3-2! We should be able to punch our way to the wildcard if we win again tomorrow!>>549192435Shiver and Frye are on the bench they just couldn't come on due to me biffing the tactics deadline for today.>>549193985Slopsuits are indeed on the aesthetics menu!
>>549193737kill yourself
>>549193737mentally eel parasocial freak
>>549194043In an s2 pb I actually screamed at the top of my lungs after losing. We were one point from winning but the other team took the lead.
>>549195914yeah that was back when this general still had good players
>>549198091Name? FC? Rank? X Badge?
>>549198091s3 /ink/ers are better.
I am the worst /ink/er.
https://x.com/splatweet_daiko/status/1997079620055978201
>>549205313RANCH
>>549205481ORCOOL RANCH
Why are troons being annoying againI saw 3 ingame posts today about lgbt rights and trump
>>549206572move to the jp plaza
>>549206572Do one of the 3Turn off post, move to the JP plaza, report post and they go away.
>>549206572I'm sure you'll get janitor next yearKeep trying
>>549206572>laughs in jp
>>549206572weak mental
>>549207647>>549208364>>549209683How will I know if my post is shown around the plaza?
>>549210126You won't. Nogami has been working hard for the past 10 years figuring it out.
>>549210126That is the wonderful part about Nintendo no one knows because you have no way of knowing if it shows up or how many freshes it gets. The only way people find out if their post made it is when they see it posted by someone else.
>>549206572I don’t fucking care about the post. If they play as Woomy or Veemo I press Y.
i studied in utsuology
did this excite anyone else in the pb other than me
>>549216959That would get you victory if there was a Rank Mode where the most kills wins.
>>549216959don't even pay attention to match results, I'm only here for teehees
>>549216959>6 crabscancerous behavior
>>549217427heh
What's the meta rn?
>>549218425eliterfull ink recovery up
>>549218834This will be the meta when mouse controls are enabled btw
>>549218425same as it was a year ago
>>549219056Are you fr?
>>549219497for the most part
>>549219563no cap?
>>549226318The problem is he's not doing anything to fix. This general can be saved if we have rhe occasional defcon 2 teehee events.
>>549226318Can someone draw this with a black yebby and his ink tank.
>>549227303No one uses black yebby
>>549226318Where else can you go? All other spaces related to this game are riddled with defective people.
>implying the people here aren't a form of defective either
Woomy.
i have never remembered which weapon has which special
>>549229689Yes, something to woomy about
nothing to woomy about
Always something to woomy about.
>>549228184Learn Japanese
>>549235265I passed N5. What now?
>>549235556move to japanbuy nintendo stockscomplain about the state of splatoon at a shareholder meeting
this woomy is out of controlshe's gonna woom this city, woom this city
>>549237447Security system takes control of woomy's house and begins attacking the city
>enter splatsville>see like 7 pro-lgbt graffitisbased
>>549243202based on what?
ded
>>549218425S-blast 91, Mint decav, Pencil, Bucket are pretty decidedly the top 4. stamper, eliter, rapid w cooler, dread wringer, vanilla dualie, all 3 splattershot pros, splash, and vanilla wiper also very viable. many decent options other than what’s listed but these are what’s meta defining rn
>>549251118Fuck you
>>549227851I did for S1 and S2When octo expansion dropped I switched to paleskin veem because it made me attached to A8
i don't like the switch 2 pro controller
>>549259613why not?
>>549265516Cute fsh, makes me want to roll over a dozen of these with a roller.
>>549264762Buttons on the back are weird and I don't like the texture of the whole thing.
What’s Craig’s family tree?
Anyone down to splat a king at the hour?
I don't have a Switch 2 yet so I haven't been following the news, have they announced anything more about Splatoon Raiders since the reveal?
>>549273998nopeif they did it would be in the OP
>>549273998buttsex with this inkling, also no
>>549273864do you care if I'm rustyI haven't played in a month
>>549274081damnit.Oh well, When they announced it my Switch 2 position instantly became "If I buy one now I will regret it because they'll probably do a Splatoon Raiders-themed Switch 2 so I'll just wait for that" so I guess this just gives me more time to work through my PS games backlog
>>549274513Not at all, I only started playing salmon run again a week ago after months of ignoring it.
>>549273864Yes
>>549275083>>549274513Opening slom room.
>>549274150fag!
>>5492757452/4, (You) if you want in.
>>549276148needed pool invite
>>549276206Hold on, let me check if I didn't leave the pool and forget. Will rehost.
>>549276305thanks I'm in now
>On the 7th day of squidmas woomy brought me a nutcracker
gtglord I need to derust but I don't trust freelance
>>549279034GGs
>>549279034GGSR, don't sweat it.
GGs slom, thanks for joining.
>>549279934GGs
is the splat roller meta yet?
>>549287653It was for a brief moment, but then decav made an even easier weapon that does kind of the same thing.
>>549287783it's marginally harder but way more capable on splat3's big flat open mapsit has the prescense of dynamo but with better mobility than any roller, so as long as opponents don't abuse high ground against it it's a straight upgrade both main-wise and kit-wise
Anyone SR? Mite do 2king cause shift looks fun.
>>549297293Sure why not.
splatoon 4 when
>>5492993012029 at this rate
>>549299210Opening after this freelance round.
>>549299384disgusting
>>549297293Got room?
>>549300871Wave 2, opening after this round.
ggs slommies I leave it at 1king I forgot AoE2 tourney is habbening now
>>549305583GGSR!
GGs
>>549305583>>549305668>>549305720
>>549299301We don't even know when Splatoon Raiders is coming out!
>>549311687>slop
>>549311687>draw woman>call it a manKill this artist.
>draw a woomy>it's a rainykill this guy
why are japanese players so fucking cracked at this game
>>549317361Autism.
>>549316169/ink/ needs more people splurging all of their disposable income in skeb commissions
>Matching... 175 sec.
>>549321156But I don’t know any of the good drawers, only the bad ones.
>>549321902should have just asked anon, alright here goes:>lists every splatoon artists who draws female cephs with oversized breasts
>>549322510>oversizednot for my ceph
>>549322976because her woobies are already that big, right?
>>549322976But woomers look great on a woomy
>>549324892Veemers too
>>549324464her veemos, but yes
allowing chargers to store a charged shot was the worst thing to ever happen to splatoon
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cLEHk28EC4qVQYE-LldnU7_HV6A8oeP_?usp=sharing
>>549328727should've been a gootuber exclusive gimmickit also inspired the most dishonest weapon in splatoon history
>>549330419ludo in salmon runcancer in rankedi hate the way the design philosophy has trended towards patching up every weapon's weak points as though every 1v1 should be an even match at every range
>>549328727nah, charge hold is the perfect balance between cool and impracticalnot only it's not a free action, wasting your uptime as you neither charge nor recover when holding and also have half a second of unsquid buffer, most of the time if you use it effectively it puts you into a worse and potentially even dangerous positionthe little extra range and removed temptation to do stupid stuff of scope is often more beneficial than charge hold for a proper anchor player, although generally the two are mostly balancedfunnily enough, squiffer, goob and flux don't even use charge hold that often, all of them have better ways to engage most of the time>>549330419it's very honest. it's just pure consistent power, at cost of deceptively bad uptime, inability to use subs and vulnerabilityit didn't really deserve velocity or range increases, but they aren't that critical, it is still rather easy to pin down if you know what you're doing
>>549332278>wasting your uptime as you neither charge nor recover when holdingok? they still gain significant mobility and positioning opportunity on a long-range one-shot kill, losing half a second of ink refill is a small price to pay for getting a kill
>>549333680let's put it like this: a charge hold shot effectively takes twice as long as a regular shot for splat charger. 1.75x for eliter, more for small chargers (which is why it's kinda shit on them). in a game where chargers already struggle to keep up, it's a high-price, high-risk, high-reward option that has to be set up 2 seconds before the opportunity even opens up. you could just shoot twice in that time. and most of the time getting a good angle with charge hold means you give up your perch and going either forward or down, both of which are detrimental for the charger (especially the latter- which might be why tri-stringer didn't get charge hold, unlike chargers it doesn't mind low ground so it would get a lot more effective use out of it, on top of its long charge time dampening the uptime cost of charge hold).
i want more third kits
>>549332278>>549335203ai bot takes that are always wrong.
>>549335203>in a game where chargers already struggle to keep upthis is the real problem, the rest of the game has been accelerated to allow non-chargers to keep pace with the sheer power and dominance and general lack of counterplay presented by a shot-storing charger existing basically anywhere on any map>has to be set up 2 seconds before the opportunity even opens upinvert your thinking - the case where you don't set it up 2 seconds early is the case where you set up a normal shot 1 second earlyit doesn't have a real opportunity cost, it's an extra option on top of the normal function of a chargeryou can poke your killshot more safely than you ever could without charge storing, you can fall back from enemy aggression and still have a fully-charged shot in your pocket to fire off once you're out of range of their attack, and you can let it fizzle instantly if you decide you can't stand ground during your fallbackit's a strict upgrade to the most oppressive weapon class in the entire series and the rest of the game plays faster than ever to "counter" it, which in practice means everything just snowballs harder off of minor victories, and this is all concurrent with the tickrate being DECREASED from splat1all because charger players got mad on the internet when they got flanked ten years ago
>>549332278>deceptively bad uptimelol. lmao even.
>>549333098sniffable woom
>>549332278>deceptively bad uptimeFuck are you talking about, Nautilus's only true downtime is literally being out of ink
the fact that chargers ignore squid roll armor, and therefore squid rolls just make you an easier target because you move in a slow, predictable arc, is criminal.
Alright show of floppers & tentacles who else did this today?
>>549338035you ruined my pb enjoy getting blocked
>>549336816the counterplay to chargers is to not get shot by them, pressure them with low-commitment tools and find ways to play faster around their soft control. you have to engage with most other weapons to prevent them from doing something, so you need active counterplay, but chargers don't do much aside from shooting people, so you just don't fight them unless you've built up an advantageous position first. chargers are not supposed to die either, they are so bad at a disadvantage that if pressured sufficiently they'll easily build up those 8 seconds of respawn downtime within their lifetime (and then still die to a particularly audacious 3-liner overextending to trade a rook for a queen). 3 has accelerated, sure, but chargers were always fundamentally slow, and charge hold shots are making them slower. if an opportunity to splat a high-value target presents itself, a charge hold might be worth it, but most of the time the consistency and safety of traditional slow-but-fast backlining outweigh the opportunity cost of charge hold. there's a good reason why scoped chargers were still overwhelmingly favoured when they had the little bit of extra paint and not just extra range, more paint lets them do more every shot, and chargers have real big trouble with doing so every little bit counts. charge hold is wasteful. it's an extra option, but it's way more niche than it appears on the surface. >>549338035>>549338254if it has charge in the tank, it's got impressive sustain because recharge on splatlings is kinda busted, but between the worst charge/fire ratio of all splatlings and no ink recovery with held charge, it's about as active as sspro. not terrible, it's no dynamo, but compared to other splatlings that thrive on their efficiency- unspectacular. >>549338919>trying to parry attacker-side damageshiggy diggyalso they don't ignore it, it works the same as armor did in 2, any damage over 100 gets spilled over onto you, up to 80 damage
Naut is honest.
>>549338035>I'm in this webm and I don't like it
>>549339942>don't get hit>charging and storing a shot takes longer than charging a shot, which makes chargers slower overall>just pressure them :^)
>>549339942they completely ignore it at full charge, killing you at 100 hp through it even with a 140 damage squiffer. the armor sound only happens on a partial charge. you can squid roll out from behind cover to account for the attacker-sided damage and will die 100% of the time to a charged shot.
>>549338035who's ohmu
>>549339942in terms of niche-ness, charge hold is less soldier rocket jump and more of a demo sticky jump. all three are tools that trade a resource for mobility, but the cost is very different. soldier's cost is balanced in a way that it's a staple tool in his kit, you can overdo it but you can and should use it repeatedly to get a jump on your opponents with easy to apply splash damage. compare to demo's jump, with a health penalty that puts him at a massive disadvantage, arming delay that prevents opportunistic usage and him being forced to give up every trap he's set up to use it (should he, for example, try to use it to escape), all for a brief stint of bombing with pipes that are harder to hit with and easy to escape the splash radius of. >>549340913yes. it's that easy. don't get hit and waste their uptime further. all you have to do to beat a charger is to do more useful work than a charger. >>549341027you do realise that it's not only roll's trajectory that is is predictable, but also its armor deactivation timing? if you don't hear armor sound, you got shot without armor. if they hit into your armor, you'll hear a sound of it shattering.
>arguing with the armchairfagyou guys never learn do you
>>549324464mmm, woobies
>>549341068you ohmuh dick
>>549341475nobody is predicting when it wears off literally (not figuratively) every single time. everyone and their mother knows the timing and never makes even one mistake in thousands of hours of gameplay? genuinely 100.00% of the time? even when deliberately trying to hit the armor in a pb, you automatically counter yourself and hit after the armor wears off?
>>549339942>they are so bad at a disadvantage that if pressured sufficiently they'll easily build up those 8 seconds of respawn downtime within their lifetime (and then still die to a particularly audacious 3-liner overextending to trade a rook for a queen)............... what
>>549341983again, the main problem is that you are trying to parry something with attacker-side detection, which will never work on the interwebs. it should never work in the first place, rolls are for escaping bombs. but even assuming perfect internet, rolling against a charger, or really anyone with agency (e.g. not wound up dynamo staring you down and not bloblobber shots creeping up on your position), will never work, because they will just shoot you when the armor is down, in many cases inadvertently as they aim for where you land as it's the easiest point of the arc to hit you at. never bet at something you are not in control of, even if it "might" work, treat every roll as "i am getting shot upon landing" and act accordingly. roll into a safe position, or shoot back, or what have you. >>549342598getting splatted gives up uptime and positioning. getting pressured gives up uptime and positioning. pressure them repeatedly, and they'll give up enough uptime and positioning that they might as well have died.
>>549343426literally hundreds and hundreds of times without one error? even when intentionally trying?
>>549343770>this doesn't work>yes, this shouldn't work>but it doesn't work in a different way from how it shouldn't work!just don't try to parry chargers, anon, it's that easyeven if it is bugged (it is not bugged, i got randomly hit into roll armor multiple times), it's not like it changes how you should approach the situatuion
Woomy big naturals.
>>549341475charge hold is more like giving sniper a double jump
>>549348194shut the fuck up
>>549346327nah, double jump is the opposite side from rocket jump, it's almost free for scout so he can just do it willy-nilly, the only downside of doublejumping for scout is signalling the opponent that you can't change your air velocity anymore and you've became as vulnerable as any other character after jumping once
>>549348546>you can't change your air velocity Bro? Your airstrafe? Your fanboost?
>>549348546>it's almost free for scout so he can just do it willy-nilly, the only downside of doublejumping for scout is signalling the opponent that you [are doing some particular movement]this is exactly what charge storing doesalso airstrafing exists lmao
>>549348702abruptlyairstrafing is gradual (and universal)
>2 minute queue for turf wardead game
>>549349028Wave 2 3rd kits will save the game.
>>549348879go up the reply chain and readif you don't wanna read, i'll summarize- splatoon has time as one of its most valuable resources, and charge holding wastes a lot of time, so it's not a free action in the slightesttf2 isn't as time-dependent, so the high-commitment mobility tools like rocket jumping mainly cost health instead of time, but they are comparable in their cost, both not at all comparable to actually free double jump
>>549349297tf2 is exactly as uptime-dependent, that's how games with respawns, yknow... workand again, charge holding doesn't "waste time" because it's an option you can decide to use when it's advantageous and decide not to use when it's not advantageousit doesn't "waste time" any more than throwing a sub "wastes ink", the possibility of doing either when it's not advantageous is completely beside the point
>>549349780>it's an option you can decide to use when it's advantageous and decide not to use when it's not advantageousyepthe ratio between when it's advantageous to when it's not for charge hold is skewed pretty far towards being mostly not advantageous, close to sticky jumps, less than rocket jump and way less than double jumpdouble jump is not always advantageous but its ratio is so good that it's rare for a double jump to put you at an unquestionable disadvantage, whereas charge hold rarely even breaks even, it's easy to go slightly to moderately minus without even noticing it. nevermind the full-blown blunder states where you would charge hold straight into getting bodied (or rather, won't, because that just means "don't hold" to any charger player).
>>549350560you sound like someone who only watches youtube essays about videogames
Utsu tonight.
-2.5 on a loss is obnoxious and unnecessary.
>>549352394But so is freshness meter in general
>>549352394>turf war in 2025
if splatoon 4 has an invincible special i won't buy it
>>549355217You'll get it day one.
>>549355471they can't trick methe woomies aren't even that cute anymore
>>549355471splat3 for 60 bucks was an acceptable loss on investmentspl4t would cost me 580 dollars factoring in 2witch price, and it better be solid fucking gold on release to justify that price
>>549355553>>549355778You will buy it anyway.
>>549356662uh huh, yeah, just like i "bought" side order
>>549357069then your not a real splatoon fan
>>549227851That's not even remotely true.
>>549357106you can be a star wars fan and shit all over the disney trilogyin fact, i'd argue you aren't a star wars fan if you liked the disney trilogysame with splatit's up to the devs to maintain quality, not up to us to consume inferior product
>>549354956turf war is the only mode where you can nearly solo the objective even with bad teammates. though, the restricted flank routes bringing in 200 quadrillion rp eliters who are totally inaccessible and invulnerable make it a lot less fun.
>>549362746>200 quadrillion rp elitersOwO
anyone wanna play some open?
>>549364441I'll join you.
>>549365305room up
>>549365305are you done cause of the dc?
>>549368961Game stuck like this. I can continue.
>>549369084Says I'm ban for 9 minutes, cool.
>>549369208Stop getting banned.
>>549369208rip, i think that'll do it for me then, ggs
>>549369347ggs.
do people still like paruko
>>549390079I love my enemy.
flat woomies vs fat woomies
>>549390079She's good yes
>>549390079I still wish I could sniff her, does that count?
>On the 8th day of squidmas woomy brought to me a snow storm
>>549338035>I'm the Naut in the vid and I like it.
>no post for 2 hoursded
>>549404382>scheduled maintenance from nowhereok what got posted on pol this time
woomies fear mefish fear mei am the deco armaments kelvin 525
>no post IDswhat was even the point of that
>>549405106>8kunfag wants ids>and probably flags toofaggot
>>549399671utsuro
>>549405329>t. koldschizo
woomies are greenwoomies are blue slap woomy's assand she'll be red, too
>>549411128those ears look so detailed i want to caress them
>>549415031The ears are off model.
splatoon 2 is dead, right?
>>549417921outside of turf, yes
Qt veem.
>>549418068ripi miss endolphin surge
>>549418183wet floor was a pretty weak band, but i loved that song
woomy is fastwoomy is quickbut can she escapethe girth of my dick?
>>549418274best song in the entire series full stop
>>549417505so?
>>549418675ogey.
>>549418675Yes please
>>549418932>>549418996Openninng
why are rollers so shit?
>>549418364i wouldn't go that far, but it's up there
>>549420589what's your favourite?
>>549421393either No Quarters or Seasource
Coffee, almond crunch biscuit sticks and comfy salmon run. This is the life.
>>549419917map designand also becoming unbuffable after getting gigantic hitboxes that railroaded them into being little timmy easymode weaponsand power creep, 3 introduced a buttload of weapons that do roller things without roller weaknesses, like decav and painbrush
>45 seconds left>0/31was surprised we got that.
>>549421494>both songs added after i dropped the gamedamn they really fixed up the OST i guess
GGs, sweet kill.
ggs fun 3man round
>>549424363>>549424324ggs fsh. that jackpot 2nd title doesn't really fit depressed woomy.
>>549422772shame since i really hate using brushes and splatanasi just want my shotgun to be viable
>>549424751The game is making fun of me.
>>549425049rollers are kinda sorta not really videogame shotgun archetype at best, but there really aren't alternatives to them in other games, they are very splatoon-specific. you want shotguns, brellas are actual literal shotguns. if you want a big satisfying one, go tent, it's also the best one.
>>549425880i've been maining the splat roller since 1, rollers are shotguns to mei guess i have to grit my teeth and use a fucking brella then, but it's just not the same... there's something about the swing of a roller that just feels right
>>549426762yeah, i got you. i hate this powercreep too.
>>549419917I just like the basic roller. Carbon is fast and weak, Dynamo is strong and slow, I don't know what's up with Flingza & Big Swig though.
>>549434897>FlingzaTakes some getting use to but has a good range and its fun>Big SwingCarbon but WIIIDDEE and very long rangeThanks to Nintendo ability to code anything if your up high it can send ink a greater distance than Jet
>>549438619haha what are they saying
>>549434897carbon is a point blank instakill machine, with a surprisingly high skill ceiling with verts and bursts that lets it have surprisingly long reach (don't use any carbon without burst bomb). it's terrible on paper but you can do magic with it. splat is baisic aggro, just throw yourself at the opponent and hope for the best. d-dong is pure intimidation, small weapons can't approach it safely.swig is slower than carbon but it paints like a motherfucker and has surprisingly long reach.flingza is splat but more defensive, horizontals are identical, vert is slower but has more paint and reach so it can keep people away.
>>549438874They aren't saying anything.
>>549426762
>>549438874Its point to the roller not the cephs, it says something about its different forms.
openers assemble
>>549445329ill play some open
>>549445641shoot was getting food opening now
>>549449521Its to be expected A8 only knows chuuni lesbo slang she learned from Capn' 3
>>549418103stealing her boots
Ggs (I wasn't there)
we need a new splatoon, everyone is too sweaty now
sniffing sweaty squids
woomy airing out her sweaty woobies
https://x.com/ArtExclamation/status/1998177576460947964
>switch back to ninja squid>immediately win 100-0oh right lmao nevermind rollers are fine
>>549458754this is why Raiders is single player
>>549458754>those wireframesnintendo the kings of optimisation
how would we nerf painbrush
>>549462479make it root for longer after firing
>>549462479it's one of the worst weapons in the game
>>549462479better mapsmake it's globs actually match it's cone instead of acting like a blaster
>>549462479brush already has a nerf called good teammates.
>>549462479make it guzzle more ink than a camero guzzles gas
splatoon 4 WILL have a 120hz tick rate
>>549463350clientside
>>549463350
>>549463772>whichdoll hasn't opened skeb commissions in over a yearpain
>>549464013>mexican hogging commissions again instead of paying his rent
Matching... 207 sec.
Raiders news tomorrow.
>>549466992retarded octo'd slut
>>549467615>Raiders...news.......tomorrow..............>[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
(!) an idea!
>>549467615shut the fuck up
when is the next splatfest
I cant stop thinking about ceph dumpies
utsu-hoe
sloomer
>think about playing Splatoon all day>finish work and all>launch Splatoon>suddenly don't feel like playing Splatoonwhy
>maybe i'll try playing a new weapon to shake things up>same class as my main and i played the other kit a bunch before>what could possibly go wrong
>>549295576I don't really understand what's going on here but it looks cool
>>549312407He trooned out, he'll take care of it himself eventually.>>549462479Why the fuck would you nerf something that's already bad? It's like a splatling with dapples range, horrible RNG, horrible ink economy and run speed up is permanently disabled.
I don't know how to play curl bombs lol
W0MYY
>>549485620
Who has a bigger ass, patricia or hiro?
>Preparing shipmentナイス!
>>549494672woomy for the jar
>>549494872>Shiver getting into a random street fight with a fishling, a la Rocky 5 when Rocky Balboa fought Tommy Gunn
>>549494814>As I was going over the Outer Splatlands mountains>I saw Cap'n Cuttle and his fish scales he was counting>I first produced my V-Shot, and then produced my Stamper>I said stand and deliver or Octavio he may take ya>Nannyuruni ferahi ferafe>Splat for my Zapfish-o>Splat for my Zapfish-o>There's Woomy in the Jar-o
>>549498274NTA but you don't mind if I copy-paste this someplace?
Woomy
>On the 9th day of Squidmas Woomy stared at me and said WOOMY!
>>549494672Is that from the JP store or US?
>>549498837not at all
>>549509246JP. Order period was before the tariffs boogaloo so I wonder if I will get raped now.
>>549515282Yeah its being shipped now so you gotta pay the dumbfuck cost of it
>>549515282You will. I've been having the same problem. I was asking because depending which storefront you bought it you might get a different box. I use GS's US site only as a last resort.
>>549510436My wife.
If you haven't tried it yet, the Switch 2 version of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim just dropped. How convenient!
>>549521484No Raiders no S2
no spl4toon no buy
Spl4toon was a bad game. 5platoon will save us.
>>549522952hopefully /ink/ will mostly die off by then
>over a minute to find a splat zones match in A+dead game
>>549473497Next month
Stay frosty.
>>549521484yay another way to buy skyrim! thanks todd!
>>549510436something about acht specifically being an absolute toothpick is hot as fuck
>>549517297>>549518137At that time the JP store was significantly cheaper (even after shipping), I guess due to cheap JPY and no tax, so I hope it will at worst even out now. US says it won't ship until Q2 2026 now, so at least there's that.>depending which storefront you bought it you might get a different boxI wasn't aware of that, can you tell more?
>2 years from splatoon to spla2n>3 years from spla2n to splat3>4 years from splat3 to spl4t
>>549535390
anyone wanna play some open?probably just untill the hour
>>549535390>2022 - 2017 = 3/ink/ math.
>>549537810Still playing?
>>549538752in a game, but ill open after
>>549537580
>>549538793and woom was never seen again
>>549538793lemmein
>>549532757I have the XB2 aegis girls. Homura I got from Ami and Hikari I got from GS US. When I got Hikari, the name on the box said Mythra instead. I assumed they were just US distributor and not aiming to actually have localized product.
>>549540379oops sorry, im reopening
>>549538878anyone who genuinely believed this is retarded
>>549540478>Homura>Hikarifaggot
>>549538878>expansion pass>game dies in a yearsplatoon 4 cannot come soon enough
im still afraid raiders is going to have dumb survival crafting stuff tacked on because nintendo is consistently like 5 years behind on general gaming trends
>>549541524I fully expect minecraft shit, aren't these the same devs as ACNH?
>>549541524Remove the survival and just have a crafting mechanic at the base of operations. Or we could just have a skill squid like in Return of the Mammalians.
>>549542042i'm very curious as to how that fan weapon will work
I honestly think raiders is going to be a blunder only because they're seemingly pouring a ton of development effort into a single-player only experience and they have no evidence that something like that will even sell. Maybe they're planning to reuse a bunch of it for splatoon 4 so it's not actually costing that much, but I don't know.
>>549540379are you coming back?
>>549542042>>549542197>>549541524This is not going to be worth $70. It looks barely better than Side order.
>>549542398And you'll buy it anyway.
>>549542398we have seen less than 10 seconds of gameplay, disingenuous faggot
ill keep going if you want to
Need fat veemo ass on my face
>>549541524i'm not afraid they are going to tack on dumb survival crafting because that's guranteed, it's literally the entire premise of the game they've shown so fari am afraid that they will utterly fail to integrate that survival crafting game with splatoon's inherent mechanics and just make a generic title that could've had any other franchise and character slapped onto it, from mario to kirby to drag x drive dudes, and just happened to become splatoon-flavoured in the lottery
i'm not worried about raiders at all because they haven't shown enough to raise any real red flags
GGs sh
>>549546695GGs p
Not enough players. Please try again!
>>549550124stop trying to pick niche ranked queues and go play turf, like ngmi intended
>>549552417it's truly disgusting that clam blitz is niche while rainmaker is not
>>549542180Why? Its just a sprinkler with a new skin
worst salmon run weapon set in a while
>>549558193>decavit's manageable
>>549559620very hit or miss
>>549554457do you work at Nintendo?
>>549560389Just look it that looks like a build from scrap sprinkler just like her gun is a scrap build octo shot.
>>549562364why are you such a killjoy? genuinely, why do you hate everything? why can't you just like things?
>>549564172How dare I look at something and take a guess at what its purpose is by its appearance how dare I not get my hopes up for something it'll never be only to be let down and disappointed when my pie in the sky theories all turn out to be wrong when we get a Raiders direct, yes how completely horrible of me.
i'm literally only buying it because of deep cut
>>549565371Thats a good reason but this cute woomer also makes it worth it.
bring back musselforge fitness and snapper canal and new albacore hotel and starfish mainstage and camp triggerfish and blackbelly skatepark and piranha pitremove eeltail alley and mincemeat metalworks and undertow spillway and museum d'alfonsino and sturgeon shipyard and brinewater springs
>>549572123>racist has shit tastepottery
>shit maps are okay if they are le unique
Yes. It's why shifty station is better than any of the new maps in 3
[citation needed]
>citationImagine being so devoid of opinions you can't even form your own.
where is the racism?
>>549572927i hate octos
>>549572743shifty station was the coolest thing everthat's what splatfests should be about
I never played this game but the happiest time was listening to the OST for this game and studying in college.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVd6ZNC89U
post-woom clarity
>>549583020>still no completely collection of mspaintanons works.
>>549583020Me on the right.
>>548798868Have a shiver then
woomy! woomy!!! manmenmi!!!
>>549585640Artist?
FIVE THOUSAND [woomy!]S?!
>>549587159Me I drew it
>>549588197can i save it?
>>549588224Do what you want
>>549585640cute shiver
Behold! VeemoI call it: VeemoIt took me 9 yeemos to collect the veemosYum yum! Veemos good!
>>549589239Stop.
i love flopshredders
>>549589239Congratulations!
>>549590048very well designed gamemode
>>549590048crab nerf any day now
