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My Wife's Son edition

► 1. WELCOME
We discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, clients, etc. Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!

► 2. NEWS
>1.21.9 is out!
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-9
>1.21.10 hotfixes:
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-10

► 3. USEFUL LINKS
>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:
https://polymc.org

>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)

>Essential Resource Packs:
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)

>Got turned into a nigger?
Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:
https://minecraft.wiki

>Tools and resources
https://www.chunkbase.com
https://blockcolors.app/
https://www.blockpalettes.com/

>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)
https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth

>Servers
anon.minecraft.best
>best
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>>>/vm/minecraft

>FAQs:
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https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU

>Previous >>546622807
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>>549257312
>biomes
>Caves
>Nether
>End City
>Home
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minecraft is a game
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>>549257312
The correct list, in alphabetical order:
>Cherry grove
>Eroded badlands
>Jagged peaks
>Lush caves
>Mangrove swamp
>Old-growth taiga
>Sparse jungle
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LA LA LA LAVA
CH CH CH CHICKEN
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>>549264257
>Netflix owns the film rights now
Jack and Momoa will be gay for real in the next movie
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>>549265356
it will be the death of /mcg/
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skadoodler
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oak wood, best wood
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I really hate dripstone caves, pointed dripstone specifically
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>>549272223
they are nice the first time you see them and quickly become meh

They should have put cave biomes further down, so the dripstone caves dont hit the surface
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Any Mac gamers?
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>>549273382
what do you even play on a Mac?
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>>549276503
I could play Minecraft if I owned one
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just finished my barn, what should i build next? i already got a farm, stables, warehouse and house
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>>549285306
A nice cute well in which you can fall and it leads you to your house's cellar
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>>549279262
You can play minecraft without owning it, THOUGH
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As far as nether spawns go, being able to see a fortress is a clear improvement from the portal generating in the air over a lava lake.
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>>549273382
Mumbo, unironically
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>>549285306
Chicken jocoop
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>>549286568
>>549288639
really good ideas!!! thanks guys
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Apparently there are now multiple LOD mods
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>>549288491
This guy?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c9r7FSmEEno
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>>549292043
There's nothing wrong with thumb-shifting. If it works, it works. muscle memory is powerful.
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>>549292043
Yeah. Apparently he has some sort of Mac setup for his travels. I guess it's a Mac Mini or whatever
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If you can't game on your Mac, you simply didn't spend enough money on it
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>>549288049
I don’t own a Mac so I can’t play Minecraft on a mac
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>>549293231
Fuck off Tim
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>>549262926
this but also windswept hills and mushroom fields
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>>549292043
i prefer Gem for my hermitcraft
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>>549273382
yes, me. It has a surprisingly decent performance on an Macbook air M1, despite having only 8bg of ram and no fans, even with some shaders. But nowadays I'm just playing it on a MetaQuest 3 with Questcraft
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>>549303343
Is it running on some jank openGL interpreter or does it go through metal?
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>>549303916
native Metal
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>>549300368
I don't love how mushroom fields look, truth be told, but I'm willing to accept you additions
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>>549304878
thats the thing, you have to remove everything from the mushroom field and place your own grass
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>>549305794
Does Mycelium turn to dirt under water?
Asking for no specific reason.
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>>549303263
She's the most rapeable.
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>>549309916
she isn't into humans
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>>549310127
i love them
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Gem has chud physiognomy
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I've seen lots of people with small scale buildings. That means low ceilings. Personally I prefer the large scale builds.
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>>549310547
she just lke me fr
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>>549311068
the room i am in right now is not 10m high
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>>549313281
I'm gonna build my own room now.
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>>549307883
Pretty sure it doesn't, but you can path it and then use a slime-block flying machine to turn it into dirt. I've done it, and it's far quicker than manually working your way through it
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Horse riding feels like a mod, it's pathetically jank
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>>549314283
I don't know what I expected.
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>>549316013
where is your bed
what the fuck is that carpet and pots supposed to be
are you holding 2 whole chickens and 16 meters of dirt right now as you type this
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>>549315879
you will eat the bugs
you will use elytra and ignore that they make all other forms of transportation useless
and you will be happy
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>>549316502
if the elytra was boring and lame like the happy ghast or in some way required a mount, yeah, i'd be pretty sad. thankfully the elytra is fun as FUCK to use and i love it.
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>>549316232
It's quite simple, that's where my cat eats his dinner.
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>>549316621
cringe
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So there's no way to have a campfire and a water block in the same spot under a beehive without it looking stupid?
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>>549257312
>cherry grove sides of grass arent pink
cringe grove
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>>549307883
I tested it, and it does when its a source block or falling with at least 2 depth.
I guess you could create one of the water spreading flying machines that floods it, then wait, then remove the water with another flying machine again.
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>>549307883
Yes.
>>549314920
Why would you think it doesn't?
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Or you could just path all the mycelium and then hoe it all.
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Why not just mine the mycelium?
>it would grow back on the exposed dirt
Only mine at night and before sunset seed grass at the edges. Then continue next night.

Would be kino to have a project that is only possible to be worked on at night time.
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Can you really call yourself a minecraft fan if you've never had a gf in one of the girlfriend mods?
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my favorite part of game is exploring the world but I feel like I have to be tied down to a base because of all the cool stuff you find even though I never end up using it
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>>549316942
That's what I thought when I saw it, and I think it's cute
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>>549319662
>Why would you think it doesn't?
Because mycelium doesn't turn to dirt when underneath other blocks, unlike grass. Or maybe I'm confusing it with podzol?
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>>549316013
$3000/month in Manhattan. Take it or leave it.
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>nu minecraft is all about animal preservation
>animals that are added arent given drops on death so that players have no reason to kill them
>their drops are instead obtained through other means like breeding turtles or feeding magma cubes to frogs
>but theres still no way to get leather without genociding cows or horses
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>>549326180
Get yourself 10 shulkers and 50 bundles and go exploring for weeks and weeks.
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>>549326982
That would make more sense, since podzol is a soil, so it shouldn't die from being buried.
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>>549328226
They should make rotten flesh useful and have a way to combine a bunch and cure it into leather
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>>549328332
im too scared to go to the end. the nether is already hard
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>>549328226
I don't think you know what genocide means. They're livestock, they're meant to be killed, if you run out of them, you're doing it wrong. And there are other ways, hoglins, fishing, bartering etc.
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>>549328716
The end is comparatively easy, you just have to do the virgin walk the whole time
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>>549328716
The end is easier and less scary than the Nether.
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>>549329641
ive never even been to the end. or seen an end portal and i have 120 hours
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Give me one good reason to not have Bonus Chest toggled on.
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>>549328716
these are the people that complain about inventory space and "useless" blocks
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Are normal biomes that bad for having big builds bleed into a bunch of different biomes and being able to see a desert from a forest from the arctic?
I really want to play on large biomes but you can go for 10 straight minutes and it's just nothing but forest
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>>549330350
I wish I never found out alex is actually modelled after jens.
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underground railroads are way too common. Ive encountered them more then any other structures
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Do you consider a datapack that lets me craft 12 trapdoors from 6 planks as cheating or something that should be vanilla? 2 trapdoors from 6 planks is insane, realistically it should be 4 trapdoors per plank given the size
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>>549331364
1 button costs 1 plank. It's not about logic, but arbitrary game balance. I don't like making those sort of change, because even if it isn't cheating it still feels cheap. I made a data pack that lets me craft oxidized copper trapdoors from oxidized blocks, though, so I don't have to wait for them to individually oxidize. Some would probably call that cheating
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>>549329063
theyre not livestock theyre my friends
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>>549331364
No, but even better would be a datapack that allows you to convert wood in the stone cutter (and renames the stone cutter into table saw). You can put a planks to trapdoors recipe into the table saw as well and have that one be more efficient.

That would be consistent with the game.
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>>549328226
Is it not weird or ironic to anybody else that they're trying to make the game about tearing non-renewable resources (that are functionally infinite) out of the ground and paving over nature with your own builds into an ecological children's ""education"" soapbox
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>>549333350
give me a table saw that does all that instead and also makes a new woodcutter villager that sells stripped logs, hanging signs, chiseled bookcases the new shelves and maybe other stuff like trapdoors or whatever
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>>549330695
wtf is this true? am I gay now
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>>549334037
every girl was modelled after her dad
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>find path to ancient city under my cave house in small personal MP server
>seems to be busted because I can just run around willy nilly and nothing happens
>get back on server a couple days later
>sculk shit actually working now
>REALLY piss off the Warden
>it follows me up the path and is now in my basement before killing me with a sonic blast
>won't despawn even if I go to the nether or walk away
>might be on constant alert because hes very close to my animal farm

what should I do? I've tried letting him kill me again, and teleporting to the nether but hes still just sitting there in my basement.
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>>549334329
straight bros... it's over
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>>549334037
Gay for jens too, it's over
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>>549316502
>you vill navigate forests by jumping over zem
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i do not care for skeletons.
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For the first time in many, many years I'm going to play minecraft almost entirely villager free. I'll only be using one for mending books and maybe a farmer so I can actually get emeralds to buy the books. That means no iron farms, no villager breeders, no trading halls, etc etc
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>>549316502
They should balance the elytra by making you randomly crash out of the sky.
Like, idk, maybe whenever it starts to rain?
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>>549338197
every second your flying there's a 1/100000 chance you die irl
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>>549338197
The only "not annoying" or arbitrary way would be adding different types of elytra, like spider web elytra or some shit, and the dragon elytra being the most powerful one that never fails or break etc.
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i enjoy that "Nether spreading through the portal" was such a universal build idea that they actually eventually made it canon
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>>549335896
I hate how skeletons can shoot so quickly when they see you but shields take a few frames to activate even after they look like they're up
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Thoughts on AMPLIFIED?
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>>549339659
beautiful but a pain in the ass to build on sometimes
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The virgin amplified vs the chad superflat
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>>549338615
That's just pointless power scaling.
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>>549334445
get him to the surface, pillar up, and pick him off with arrows
it's the easiest way.
or build a ton of iron golems and let them take care of him
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>>549316502
nether rails, ice highways, base horses, i think you are simply just uncreative and lack game knowledge
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elytra are also useless because you dont unlock them until after you beat the game
at that point just use whatever is the most fun because you've reached the sandbox portion of the game
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the sandbox portion of the game is after you click generate world
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>>549344680
its finishing the tutorial
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https://www.twitch.tv/chibidoki/clip/PlacidHungryCougarPeteZaroll-zCKBzwRXYXkfx1RS
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>>549374349
my poor ears, kill yourself now.
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>Grian shat out another slop video less than three days after NiceLife Ep.1
stupid nigger makes it impossible to compare its performance to PastLife like this
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if you put a gun to my head and told me to name more than 1 of these """"drops""" I'd be dead
the only one I remember is the copper age, everything else blends together or gives me a sort of mandela effect
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>>549333890
A ton of kids grow up with Minecraft and learn about the world through it
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>>549334445
Just wait with the chunks loaded and don't interact with it, it despawns.
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>>549336690
gem....
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>>549375126
>watching nuhermits
lmao
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>>549378056
yea they're too small and frequent to be distinguishable from one another
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Will atneros auto update my world to mounts of mayhem or will i have to back up everything and start a new server typeshit
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EEFO NO
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Guess the build is too stale now with the same roster
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>>549384604
it should give you the option to update whenever you feel like it
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>>549385406
the only thing i like about guess the build is it proves how much of a retard impulse is despite how clever he thinks he is
he sees a santa wearing gray and assumes he's old because he's not wearing red.. what? santa is old already
he then looks at gray birds on the ground and thinks they're ducklings, if you google ducklings the first images you get are either light brown or yellow even then ducks you commonly see are brown or white. not only that but he adds in "feeding at the pond" when there's no fucking pond, he's almost as bad as skizz
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>>549389514
Impulse is probably the single most productive and efficient hermit when it comes to raw resource output and infrastructure, but yes he is a very shitty builder. He also comes across as fake polite in a way lot of Americans do and it unnerves me.
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>>549389514
>>549390720
can you draw an impulse s𐐬yjak?
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Etho = JW
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https://wplace.live/?lat=53.634894041193476&lng=-113.36668978447265
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>>549391746
he is a reddit Atheist, that's why he hates Christmas so much
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so this is just a general for hermits? and not minecraft?
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>>549391858
it's because JW don't do christmas bucko
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>>549392006
Yes.

>>549392183
A Jehovas Witness wouldn't run a fucking youtube channel, anon. That would land them in hell.
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>>549391858
I've never heard an Atheist be so adamantly against religion that they never ever bring it up in conversation. It's been over a decade, he would have said something
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>>549392006
Start your own Minecraft general
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this is now the SKIZZLEMAN GENERAL

start posting HOMEH BUDDEHS!
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>>549392382
I do: All of them.
They got shamed and ridiculed 15 years ago so extremely hard on the internet for their cancerous behavior, that nowadays not a single one of them admits to be one.
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>talk about minecraft
>no one responds
>mention hermit craft once
>WHY DON'T YOU JUST RENAME THIS TO THE HERMITCRAP GENERAL INSTEAD
absolute psycho like behavior
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>>549392838
transphobe
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Are you using Copper Golems to sort your items, /mcg/?
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>>549396052
I'm gonna update today.
It looks like a bit more redstone involved than I expected, I kinda thought they were meant to be just some guy that walks around and does it.
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>>549396458
>I kinda thought they were meant to be just some guy that walks around and does it.
You can use them that way, but they are much less reliable.
And it's no more redstone than a standard item sorter. The difference is that with copper golems, you can filter more than one item into the same chest.
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>>549397494
Yeah, I don't really mind just didn't realise they're inefficient without help.
I'll stick them underground or something
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>>549396052
No, they're too noisy so I don't wanna use them near my house. I think I might stick some in their own building or in my mineshaft to sort stuff out for me though.
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>>549395579
Wait, he's based?
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>>549401235
He's a normal successful happily married man with children including a daughter who plays college women's sports, of course he hates trannies. The controversy started because he just wanted to stay out of politics, but then trannies got pissed and struggle-sessioned him into a coerced apology to protect his career, because that's just how they roll in general. The HDS schizo pretends to believe it was a sincere endorsement of trannies to use as ammo in his years-long ragegasm over HC while the only actual problem is that Skizz bent the knee to cringy reddit troons at all.
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Minecraft is for straight white normal men.
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>>549403828
who cry about animals and different types of stone. very normal.
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i found two fuckoff massive caves right next to each other that would have been perfect for an underground build but i've already ruined them and the surrounding area too much with my giant hole to use them...
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>>549403828
im far from straight or normal
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>>549404678
then go play deltarune or whatever trannies do and leave minecraft for us chuds. the game was made by notch the ultimate sigma chud
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>>549404762
nigga i never said i was a tranny
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>>549337837
Trading-hall free I get, but villager free seems like an overkill. They're part of the game mechanics, for better or worse
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>>549339659
I'm glad we have a few biomes that capture that feeling, but I'd never want to play an entire world with it on
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>>549339659
I always thought it would have a decent use case, but so far nobody has really made one
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>>549404625
You could always reset the chunks in some third-party program
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>>549405435
i thought this was the general for real minecraft where we dont cheat
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>Minecraft drop
More like Minecraft SLOP
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>>549331364
>>549331856
Cheating? Eh. Not vanilla? Yeah. I wouldn't shake two shits at it.
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>>549333350
Call it Block Cutter and it's golden.
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>>549407512
Or just Cutter
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>>549406192
Eh, I'd rather see him reset the chunks and build something interesting, than give up on the project altogether
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>>549331856
A lot of people complain about getting three doors from the door crafting recipe, because they only need two and the third one will occupy a chest slot. Imagine how angry those people would be if you got ten buttons from the button recipe.
The copper trapdoor recipe used blocks in the snapshots so you can craft them pre-oxidized, but people complained.
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>>549408869
People didn't complain about them using blocks, but about how expensive the recipe was. It used to be *6 blocks* for 2 trapdoors, which is crazy. Then it became 6 ingots for 2, and now it's 4 ingots for 1 for some reason. They could easily have given 2 or 3 trapdoors for 1 block, and I don't think anyone would have complained. Whatever you get as leftovers is worth the convenience of being able to craft oxidized trapdoors. Door is different, since 2 doors for 6 planks is already fine - especially when you tend to use either 1 or 2 - which is why the third feels "unnecessary" for some people
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>>549407118
Ready for the new slop drop. Polishing spears with the sloppy toppy.
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>>549338197
>They should balance the elytra by making you randomly crash out of the sky
Lucky for you, that is already a feature in Bedrock
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For my next project I want to make a Mining Guild building, by which I mean a fancy trading hall which will have 3 masons, one each for granite, andesite and (what's this?) diorite, so I can dump that shit. I have 2 possible locations in mind, what do you guys think:

Location 1: In the massive cave that's the staging area for my mining operations, I'd put it where the furnace is. I go through here whenever I'm doing mining so it would be well-placed. I'm a bit unsure about the styling though, it might be difficult to make it fit in.
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>>549416190
Location 2: At the mine entrance. This is obviously a more fitting location and will be easier to style, but I very rarely come here on foot since I got the minecart set up. I suppose I could add in a station too though.
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>>549416190
>>549416442
wow numinecraft is so fucking ugly lmao
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>>549416190
I'd go with this, its a cool room
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new Etho just dropped boys
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>>549416442
Mine entrance feels more fitting if it's a commercial establishment. You wouldn't ask your customers to go spelunking just to find the gift shop
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does anyone want to play old minecraft with me
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>>549394935
this but unironically
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>>549418939
Sounds like those who won't aren't bad ass enough for the guild to me.
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>>549421892
Wrong thread, my bad
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>>549421892
cheater
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>>549418906
i keep bitching about how he's changed and how he's not the old etho anymore but i still watch every episode of his...
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Snore
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>>549417070
yeah it looks sloppy
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Growing trees up on the block, it aint so bad, I just need that trader to bring me some dripstone
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>>549419950
how old? 1.8?
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>>549431548
Are you playing skyblock?
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>>549432209
Yep the classic map, although I'm really just above a random ocean on my ordinary world
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>>549432514
I dont like to edge. I think it's a waste of time. Is best to just jack-off, cum and continue with your day.
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I don't dare check myself but what is wrong with JoeHills that makes him the least popular hermit to the point he sometimes barely makes 1/2 of the 2nd least watched hermit?
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>>549433337
There's somethin for everyone up on the block
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they should have tiki torches or other forms of 2-tall decorative lighting
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>>549396052
I set one up at my fishing dock. I haven't done much fishing yet to test it out.
I added one to my crop storage, but it isn't automatic, so that one's a bit pointless. It just makes it slightly faster to put things away.
>>549433686
extremely cringey and leans into it, but fails to be at all funny or charismatic to back it up
also, very pozzed with an annoying voice
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>>549431548
Finally got a bucket again after I lost the original one so some ghetto spawner layers going up
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>>549436119
just put a torch on some fence posts you chud
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>>549445656
No traders in sight
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next drop is the java marketplace, thoughts?
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>>549459620
AIDS
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>>549336690
anal with all 4
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Next drop is the Sandwich drop.
bread + meat + cheese (new item) makes a sandwich.
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>>549460805
get ready to bend over lil bro
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>aesthetically nice mountain hill with some natural holes and a relatively flat top
>caves all the way down to deep slate
>a zombie spawner
all it needs is a really big cave and it'll be... perfect...
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so the update comes out tomorrow?
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why is /vg/ so fast these days?
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>>549477479
because the nigger jannies made /vmg/ but not /vmgg/
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>>549432028
version 1.8 or beta 1.8?
version 1.8 is very new to me
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>>549436119
No, but they should add a /sit emote so people don't have to use pigs to create chairs
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>>549461801
I'd be very happy if they released an update for the hunger system that also included more food items, crops and fishing options
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>>549431456
just all nuversions suck so much ass lmao
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>>549477479
They thought making a mobile games board would work to slow down gacha game threads being spammed 50+ times per day, they forgot that most gacha games now are made for PC first then mobile second so they all just stayed on /vg/ and never bothered going to /vmg/

They should have just made a gacha games board instead, it would have solved a lot of problems
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MAWPC
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>>549487103
nu-minecraft started when jens bergensten took over completely
1.4 marks the beginning of the end, 1.5 was the last truly respectable update
just look at how useless this slop is
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Why no vampires in this game
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>>549494049
>Better craft a diaper
OwO
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>>549494049
modern MC just sucks so much ass, i legit think u need brain damage to play any nu versions
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5pEIPA2C7s
>gerg's dicked out ripoff is finished
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>>549495568
You do realize decked out is also a ripoff from another game, right?
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>>549494049
>being able to repair armor and tools
>useless
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>>549496298
useless like copper lMAO
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>>549496298
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>>549441438
>an annoying voice
They hit him with tje California ray.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f2VmybwCRQg
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>>549495076
Nujang doesn’t want to add existing things from pop culture unless they put their own spin on it
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>>549497616
meant for >>549494849
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>>549497250
That doesn't work with enchanted gear, which is the only kind of gear that matters
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>>549490419
I don't get that approach, truth be told. My ender chest contains stuff I might randomly want or need when I'm away from my base. Food, rockets, potions, scaffolding, torches, a beacon, crating stations, shulker shells, extra tools, backup armor, etc. Sure, I also have decoration and redstone boxes, but that's because I don't need that much of those things. If I'm building with wood, quarts, stone bricks, whatever, I'll bring that separately because I likely need several stacks or even several shulker boxes
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>>549497875
You all asked for it, you all wanted it, INTRODUCING THE BRAND NEW MOB EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT: THE COPPER SNIFFLER
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I want iron ladders, iron grates and chiseled iron blocks
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>>549501542
I'd love see iron ladders added to the game, especially if they were faster than regular ladders. I'd also like to see a cast-iron block be introduced, with a texture similar to hoppers or netherite blocks
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-3803103126914519067 7x 80z java 1.21.10
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>>549498224
thats balance, maintaining the most powerful tools in the game should be costly and the cost should be recurring
i respect anyone wanting to play the game they want to, but if you care that little about having a challenge youre just lying to yourself and are better off playing creative mode

its surprisingly common for players to use the custom rule that allows you to retain your items after dying, or to use that weird villager token, which eliminates an entire fundamental feature of the game
because, if theres no consequence for dying, there is no risk to anything in the game anymore, and you instantly invalidate any danger you might have to face
there is no survival any more, you are left with an inferior creative mode
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>>549505235
Getting good enchanted gear wasn't a challenge though, it was just random chance at the gibberish table.
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>>549505837
nta but I actually liked the random gibberish on the crafting table. Made it seem more otherworldly and interesting, having to look online for the translations of each symbol was cool. Nu-jang would never do something like that nowadays
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>>549505837
youd have to get lucky at the cost of potentially wasting gear on unappealing enchantments like bane of arthropods
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why is this general so negative, it seems no one actually likes minecraft
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I wish there would be a comfy serb to play on and build my village.
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>>549510942
i can set up a server no problem i just dont want to bother with any of the new stuff
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how are we feeling about hermitcraft 11?
feels lowkey mid
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>>549510659
It's not like this all the time. I love Minecraft and I still consider it the best game ever made. The game is in a really good state too. Going back to play older versions makes you really appreciate the new mechanics. There's still stuff I hate though. I was complaining about trail ruins earlier and holy fuck I hate phantoms hate hate hate phantoms always disable stupid phantoms.
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https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-11
It’s out
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>>549513137
>16:19:04
>no replies since
no one even gives a fuck when minecraft updates at this point. its over in ways we previously didnt even think possible. interest in the game is at an all time low. when we look back and ask what killed minecraft, the drops system of drip feeding worthless filler slop will rightfully be held responsible
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>>549516031
microsoft killed the game by deleting millions of accounts over night
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>>549516031
i havent updated since mojang got bought by microsoft, everything past that point isnt minecraft but some fortnite esque slop
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>>549510659
That's every game general. Some people are just mentally ill.
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>>549513137
so am i correct in thinking that they made this retarded looking thing drop absolutely nothing? this is so stupid
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>>549518740
it has a chance to drop a nautilus shell
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>>549510659
Am a bit sick of the negative nellies
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>>549510659
i like minecraft but the updates that are being made to it are so far beyond retarded that it's difficult to get excited anymore
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>>549519351
oh ok, they didn't mention that in the article for whatever reason
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>>549510659
if you have the mind of a child, reality is negative
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>>549510659
All generals are full of toxic kids that can't accept that they burned out on the game.
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>zombie horses are vulnerable to sunlight
Nice consistency Mojang, you let them survive when spawned into the world prior to the update while skeleton horses are immune entirely. You could have had something cool here, something fun for minigame use with players having to survive being ran down on by a zombie horse rider combo but nope. No fun allowed. Now if there's some unique way to give it horse armor with a rider still on top then sure, but no such way exists to my knowledge
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>>549521114
if you think that *all* vg generals are toxic perhaps 4chan isn't the place for you
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>>549516031
We've known everything that's in the update for weeks, there's nothing new to talk about.
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I hate that to ride a ghast you have to give it gay-ass steampunk goggles
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>>549523196
So you can't equip horse armor by right click while the hore is ridden? Have you tried a dispenser?
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>>549513137
Time to update my mods
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>>549519929
Odd thing to leave out, since getting nautilus shells has always been such a pain and this is a huge improvement
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>>549525345
I'm sure there's a texture pack for you somewhere out there
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>>549527214
the modding scene is dead tho, no one is updating serious mods for each slop drop
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>>549530032
It's only the serious mods that update, though. Like Sodium and such, the ones that are the most used.
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>>549530032
A lot of mods don't need updating, since not enough changes between drops to break compatibility. Those that do, usually get updated within a few days in my experience
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Wait, my nether spawn is actually between TWO fortresses lmao. The other one was hidden behind a corner so I didn't see it from the portal.
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Enchanting was suppose to be a Cherry on top. A simple bonus on already cool Diamond tools. The fact it costed 50 levels and had the chance of giving you Bane of Arthropods 1 was bad but it was not the main draw of non renewable tools.
Then they improved it by making the level 30 and changing it so you don’t use up the entire xp bar.
The problem with isn’t with XP anymore, it’s the valuable nature of the items itself. Elytra is too valuable to just break (they made it so it doesn’t even disappear anymore). Netherite tools can take hours to get, so replacing broken Netherite tools is hours of dedication which basically makes it ano-brainer to apply mending.
Not an enchanting issue, it’sa value and time sink issue.
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>>549530612
>since not enough changes between drops to break compatibility
completely false
t. modder
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>>549523196
Exactly. Why are skeleton horses immune? And no I don’t want skeleton horses to burn. Either make both immune or change or do you need horse armor to keep them from burning
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>>549525345
Just like all gay ass additions to Minecraft, it has to be solved by using a resource pack that makes you ride the Ghastgirl's tits
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Iron production really needs to speed up, I've added drop shaft and two more layers to the mob spawner
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>>549530874
People wouldn't be tempted to enchantmaxx if there was no need to. If iron tools lasted longer or diamond tools mined faster, if ALL ore blocks dropped more than one unit of ore by default, if weapons hit harder and so on. Enchants would then be valued for the special effects like feather falling or respiration instead of speeding up the grind. The whole issue is that the grind is arbitrary and inconsistent in a way where you can't fault people for cheesing the system.
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would u rather play bugrock or be forced to play the new slopdrops/numinecraft
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>>549536664
Numinecraft because all the content is optional
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Why is nautilus armor 10x more common in bedrock to java?
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I like to stalk people on my server
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>>549538162
Because Java is the real game
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>>549531014
Depends on the scale of your mod, I suppose. Smaller mods are usually fine, and that's what I have

t. also modder
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>>549531028
Bones don't burn, but flesh do. If anything, regular skeletons shouldn't burn in the sunlight
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About 30 new posts since I went to bed yesterday despite being an update day
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>>549533682
But enchants are either going to make you better, or they're not. If they are, you want them; if they're not, you don't. The best you could hope for is something that only hardcore players want, while casuals don't mind doing without, but you're in the wrong general if you're looking for casuals
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>they fucked the horses' jump
wow, I was actually kind of excited about this update
>>549523196
that really surprised me
I was going to try to save it, but I didn't have a water bucket which would have come in clutch
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When did every single world become infinite forests or infinite snow
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I said a couple days ago this was an absolutely nothing update and one of you fuckers tried to tell me "no its actually a lot like there's monster horsemen now that will make the game harder and theres spears" and what do you know, dead thread, zero hype, nothing update.
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>>549554787
Did you select large biomes on accident?
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>>549558742
No
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Thoughts on vibrant visuals?
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there are no posts because the update is half decent so these misreable retards cant cry about "useless" mobs or blocks
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>>549558665
Hype comes from new features, but we've had them for months, they're not new.
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I hate jungles spawning next to deserts and mesas
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>>549558665
The update was already feature complete a month ago, at this point there’s little to discuss that we haven’t already during snapshots
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>>549499509
Do you play multiplayer or singleplayer?
I've been using a system like that for a few years and it's been alright in singleplayer, but amazing in multiplayer. It lets you be way more spontaneous which is great for multiplayer where you never know when someone will come over and start a build with you, or someone asks to borrow something, or any other situation that you can't plan for.
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New slop just dropped
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>>549533682
People cheesing is a natural progression of wanting the best. I learned to enjoy enchants by not even caring about mending and sticking to diamond tier.
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>>549550389
It's an undead curse type of deal. Basically just undead mom a burn in the sun like a vampire for balance reasons and what Notch or Mojang decided when adding game balance.
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I just made a statue.
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>>549570460
Pretty nice, gives the right vibe
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>>549510659
I like minecraft but I hate microsoft
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>>549573390
Thanks!
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*raises paw*
how did Microsoft buy MC for $2 billion but can't get redstone to work correctly on bedrock?
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*lowers your paw*
*kisses you*
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d-doshio...
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Why the fuck WT never has any bamboo in his stock? I'm not going to travel a fuckton of blocks in a random direction just to get some damn scaffolding.
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>>549602707
scaffolding are great, THOUGH
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>>549558665
If the thread is dead after an update, couldn't that be because people are busy playing the game?
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>>549570460
For a second I thought it had fat tits. Now I'm slightly disappointed
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>>549607951
yeah bro thats why there were zero threads when elden ring came out
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>Grian has an Etho/Eefo shrine
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>>549608512
Are you implying people on /v/ play video games?
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>comparing an update for a 16 year old game to the release of elden ring
Absolute retardation
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>>549610564
This. People actually cared about Elden Ring.
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live, maybe we’ll get leaks like last year
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What the fuck did they do to the game with the new update to make the End look like this in vanilla?
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>>549618742
Never mind, apparently it's a forced 10 chunk render distance till you kill the ender dragon? Had no idea this ever existed
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>>549608585
Not hermitcraft general.
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>>549495076
I agree with thee
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>>549628791
wrong
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so nostalgic for better times I'm considering starting a new world with the same seed I played on back then
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nice, the update broke my aternos server... fucking mojang istg
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starting to sympathize with the slopdrop posters, end of year updates should be the largest and most exciting but they dropped a weapon two mounts and are now out of office for a month of paid break. i hope everyone at mojang gets sick and has a horrible christmas
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>Create world
>Spawn
IS THAT... A FOREST?? AND IT'S NEXT TO A PLAINS??!!!!
HORRYYY SHEEEEETTT!!!!!
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>Lava can come out of ice
intredasting
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why can I jump on top of 3 hay bales and punch an iron golem to death in 2025?
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>>549641484
Because Minecraft is a good game, and you can do whatever you want.
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>>549334037
depends, are you a mason?
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>be me
>want to check out PS3 Edition
>install and play 1.84
>equivalent of 1.13
>the Aquatic Update
>anyway
>hear godawful shitty sound quality
>what the fuck
>google
>reddit says that sounds were compressed in final patches for this edition
>and also that compressed sounds are random
>some have them and some don't
>downgrade to 1.00
>normal sounds
>redditors were correct
what the fuck should I do? My current theory is to test different "game backups" and see one that actually works (currently playing with .pkg from PKGi, should probably do .iso)
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>>549651089
>and see one
find one
don't really like .isos so hope non-PKGi .pkg aren't shit
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>>549651089
>playing 1.13
lol
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>>549651519
usecase for updates?
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>>549651089
Do PS4 instead, I'm guessing it doesn't have this issue and it should be pretty much the same game.
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>>549651841
PS4 doesn't let me play online from a jailbroken console
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>>549651841
PS4 is actually updated to a later version of Minecraft.
It's the latest update of any legacy console version.
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>there are "people" who play anything but java edition
why?
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>newly loaded chunks fade in instead of popping in now
When did this happen? Is it new in 1.21.11?
I don't remember this being in any of the changelogs, and didn't notice this before updating today.
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>>549654421
>When did this happen? Is it new in 1.21.11?
Yup

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-11
>Chunks now fade in instead of appearing out of nowhere, with the fade-in time adjustable through Video Settings
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>>549654108
>there are "people" who have everything but a desktop
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>>549654421
Yes, it's new, and it was in the changelogs, idk how you missed it.
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-25w44a
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>>549654108
LCE is fun
not sure why would anyone willingly play Bugrock though
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>>549654108
couch co-op
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>>549654108
smartphone generation
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>>549654421
>>549654693
>>549655056
this explains why chunk border debug is fucked. kek, billion dollar company btw
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>>549416190
I decided to go in-between for the Miners' Guild: I figure that in the mine or outside the mine send completely the wrong message.

We are The Miners' Guild. All that dwells below, is ours.

So I have built it over the entrance to the mine.
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>>549661864
I tarted up the entrance a bit, and the guild serves as a station between my base and the mine
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>>549662114
This is where I'm going to trap the masons when I've bred them, one each in the pile of the rocks that they'll buy.
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>>549662353
Some ores for decoration, and a ladder to the bunkroom upstairs (not for the mason scum, for the fictitious other miners that are part of the guild)
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>>549662608
And this is the bunkroom, which I tried to be fancy with.
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>>549662851
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>>549663298
Functional wardrobe, baby
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Started a new world a couple days ago. I haven't been paying attention to the snapshots so I was actually surprised to have a zombie horseman chase me across the savanna. Killing a bunch of pillagers with my horse and spear was fun too. I've outgrown my starter jungle hut so I'm looking for a new place to settle down now.

>>549663526
Good stuff. Saving all these pics to my inspiration folder.
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>>549651089
managed to find 1.8.1488 from some Russian website, sound is broken so have no idea when they compressed the hell out of it
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>>549336690
These are niggas for surely
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Fuck should I put here?
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Guys, I'm bored of my world. How to spice it up?
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>>549671448
A nice garden, with a long path down the middle and hedges on either side so that from that position, the sun rises between them.

Or a recreation of Auschwitz to keep your villagers in.

>>549671750
Build something that goes up to the build limit, then get the Star Trader achievement there.
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Is there a Minecraft mod with simulated weather and erosion?
>tides
>floods
>river formations
>longshore drift
>drought
>seasons
>landslides
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>>549675675
You'll have to ask in the smellier thread
>>548522747
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>Load Instance
>Nothing has changed since the last time I played it literally a few hours ago.
>Crashes on startup
It's all so tiring.
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>>549629448
is the official /mcg/ ship etho and gem or etho and joel, please I need to know quickly
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You can make the game look really pretty up close but far away always looks shit. Yes even with distant horizons.
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this thread is exceptionally dead because we got trolled on the thread image
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>>549699035
I like it. but if you're talking about the terrain I get it. It looks pretty repetitive in the distance sometimes; not designed to be viewed on a larger scale
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>>549699035
That's just like real life
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>>549702790
Actually the few times I've been really high up and on rollercoasters or planes I've always been amazed by how clear and beautiful the distance looks
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I started playing the game again on a friend's realm (Java). Haven't played the game since they heyday of Thaumcraft 3. I installed some "optimized" modpack from modrinth with Lithium-sodium-whateverium. Any other cloent side mods that I should install? Looks like minimap mods aren't updated yet, wayponints is one of the things I'd like to install.
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>>549705925
Get a nice shader and resource pack.
>Jade
Tells you what you're looking at and stats for it. Horse speed and jump height, enemy health, block names, what mods things come from, villager profession, what player owns an animal, etc.
>Sound Physics Remastered
More immersive audio.

When they're updated:
>CameraOverhaul
Just makes first person feel a little more immersive
>Locomotion
First person animations
>Distant horizons
LODs for huge render distance with good performance (>>549701129)
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>>549513137
>Added the Nautilus and the Zombie Nautilus mobs
No one cares. Might've been very slightly useful if Respiration didn't exist and/or taming them wasn't a pain in the ass.
>Added Nautilus Armor
No one cares. Bloat.
>Added the Camel Husk mob
Less threatening than if the mobs weren't riding anything.
>Added the Parched mob
Reskinned skeleton
>Added Spear weapons
Pvp tards might use them but not worth the inventory slot otherwise.
>Zombie Horses now spawn naturally
Bloat.
>Added new graphical options "Texture Filtering" and "Anisotropic Filtering"
No one cares. Probably makes performance worse just like every other graphical update in the last 10 years.
>Added Netherite Horse Armor that can be obtained by upgrading Diamond Horse Armor using a Smithing Table
No one cares.
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>>549706984
didn't ask sis
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>>549706874
Thanks. All these mods sound new to me. But I will try them out. What texture packs are go-to nowadays? All the ones I know are not updated (and stopped updates ages ago)
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>>549707672
Uhh I don't know what's "go to" these days. The most popular seems to be the "faithful" ones that are higher res vanilla ones with pbr or 3d effects on more blocks. Most content creators seem to just use vanilla textures cause I guess people prefer to watch that and it's more reliable and consistent. I personally like Excalibur, Patrix, Alacrity, Ashen.
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for the 'mounts' update they still left camels second class to horses
>no armor
>no breeding for stats
>no color variants or 1-hump vs 2
Camels feel infinitely better to ride than horses, they deserve love
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>>549708829
Mounted combat will always feel like shit until they rework all combat to work like mount and blade.
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>Still can't ride sniffers
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complaining about bloat is autistic its a video game not enterprise software
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>>549710516
Well in some cases it's legitimate, but most of the time people are just saying "they spent resources on this shit nobody asked for." Real bloat would be like if you had to craft upside down stairs or top slabs and bottom slabs, or if you forced resource pack makers to make textures for 4 different oxidization states for 13 different blocks to justify an ore nobody asked for.
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will destroying a villager's work block make them instantly lose all of their memories or can i move it in a second and not lose my trade progress
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>>549710516
atmosphere used to mean something...
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>>549711039
Breaking a work block will only make villagers lose their profession if they have NOT traded yet. If you have traded with them, breaking their block will not affect them and they will move to a new work block when you place one.
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Resource packs to make testificates sexy so I can have a wife?
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Old minecraft:
>Oh look a loot chest!
>*removes contents and takes them back to base to save for later*

Nu minecraft:
>Oh look a loot chest!
>*checks if the one rare useful item that could possibly spawn in it is there or not, ignores everything else, and repurposes the chest to empty out all the other trash from your tiny clogged inventory*
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>>549711426
hmm, did you mean sexier?
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>>549711720
Hrm Hruh!
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>play beta minecraft
>want to put red wool in my base
>cant breed sheep
this is garbage
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>>549711264
ty
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>>549712447
simply find a spider spawner and afk for 6 hours, then get a skeleton spawner and afk for 3 hours
ez
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>>549712612
*quits*
*uninstall version*
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>>549712969
zoomers be like
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>>549712447
Minecraft has only improved over time. Claims to the contrary are born of rose tinted nostalgia. It's nice to think back to those times but they were good because the game was new and unique and one of the first games that was really popular in a beta and you could look forward to updates and play with friends and see what people did in it on youtube and there was nothing else like it and everyone was a bright eyed kid. We don't look fondly at the old versions because they were better lol.
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why is there no middleground between my pets constantly following me, teleporting around and making noises every 2 seconds, or them sitting still eternally bound to the same spot forever?
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>>549713483
if i see one more "it's just your nostalgia bro" gaslight attempt i'm gonna do something real bad
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>>549713483
I started in 1.3 but have been enjoying my beta world that I started last year a lot more than modern mc. I'm not gonna say that it's better, but it's cool in ways the new versions aren't.
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>>549715075
how so
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When do we get a mob that mines specific blocks you tell it to as long as it has a correct tool? Obsidian golem?
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>>549712447
>betard
1.7.10 or modern
you only have two choices, don't fall for the betards and their nonsense
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>>549714929
If I see one more “here’s my most recent build! I’m playing on 1.5 (this is important because it looks like dogshit. Not because I can’t build but because the limited block palette forced me to be hyper creative with my cobblestone castle.)” post I’m going to lose it.
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>>549714606
I really want a companion overhaul in this game. Pet training, at least different stances for them, more tameable things, recruitable villagers. Minecraft is a lonely place and dog statues don't make it more fun or lively they just bark annoyingly.
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I am playing release 1.0
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>>549715441
I don't really know how to explain it, I guess the way it feels simpler and more restrictive makes it a lot easier for me to get into builds. In modern I waste a lot of time thinking about what to do and deciding it'd be too much effort, in beta I just do it... Maybe I'll get tired of it and switch back to my modern world eventually but it's a nice break.
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>>549719203
skissue desu
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>>549722269
No you ain't
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>>549661864
I need to make a mining guild. But first, I need to decide where to place my new mineshaft. Just went with whatever was convenient at first.
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stay in your hole e-celeb worshipper
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talking to anyone in particular or just seething into the void as usual?
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>>549713483
>minecraft has only improved over time
lmao alright retard
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new geminitay kino!
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>>549705925
Do you really want to play with a minimap in vanilla? Using your senses for naviagtion part of the challenge. And waypoints are in vanilla now, place down a lodestone, use a compass on it, rename it and put it in a bundle.
>>549707672
People don't really use texture packs nowadays, probably because the textures actually look good now. There's packs that slightly modify some things like Vanilla Tweaks that are more popular.
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https://www.twitch.tv/geminitay/clip/GleamingAffluentPlumberWTRuck-8ios4M6jl2lU7Pgc
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>>549734650
i want her so bad
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>>549662353
are they gonna sacrifice children to baal like the real life ones?
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Is it possible to make a moving chunk loader?
Do ender pearls crack when a slime block pushes into them?
Maybe you could move them slowly with the edge of a TNT explosion
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>>549740861
yes, you can have the enderpearl drift into other chunks via water stream and it would load those other chunks.
But it does not have many usecases.

Dragging it along in a flying machine should be theoretically possible, but the ender pearl only loads one chunk and flying machines tend to break when hitting an unloaded chunk so whatever you come up with will have a good chance of randomly breaking.
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When will they add the Happy Creeper?
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>>549746294
> Happy Creeper
Literally me
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Which is the chuddiest mob?
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>>549748491
illagers
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>>549748491
illagers
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witches are femcels
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>>549749306
Is that why I want to marry one?
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>>549748491
my minecraft dream has always been to collect every mob and make a giant zoo but i never make any progress on it
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>>549675839
Never had that happen to me. What mods are you using?
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>>549711570
I will never understand people who don't break chests that they find. No better way to signal it's already been looted
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>>549758316
I always do this in terraria, quick loot all and break the chest. But in minecraft i hardly ever break a chest past the very early game, and really at best i put a wool block on top of the ones i've already looted in ancient cities. In bastions I do that too with netherrack mostly. Too much garbage and I dont like spilling the guts out on the floor.
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>>549756031
fuck... thats so sexy babe
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>>549749306
>>549756031
I love swamps now
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>>549757534
It looks like quite a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSApuNHkVnA
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>It looks like quite a fag
what did he mean by this
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how do y'all station your ghasts? any cool builds u might wanna share?
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Say normal Ghasts were changed to become friendly/neutral if you brought them to the overworld, would you be for or against this change?
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In games like this and Ark I keep playing on hardcore because I want things to "matter" more but after dying like the 10th time and repeating the same content over and over and over i start to stop caring
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>>549762290
i just shoot them with the bow
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>>549764746
i meant happy ghasts! mb
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>>549764817
i know
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Still waiting for reskinned creepers for camouflage in different biomes
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>>549765002
oh....
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>>549762603
I'd prefer it to the current system, I think
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>>549762852
Welcome to the difficulty pyramid
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>>549711570
You can still do that, just don't be lazy and empty your inventory before you go out. And use bundles, it's much better with bundles.
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>>549762852
I used to do the same shit, but after playing a regular world for a while the feeling of it "mattering" came about from the accumulated time and builds in the world, it's a comfy familiar place.
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>>549762852
Hardcore and other 1-chance systems actually decrease a game's difficulty because to actually succeed in it you have to either cheese the shit out of it or render yourself so completely overprepared for something that you remove the difficulty from it.
It's a paradoxical gimmick mode for autists that we've convinced ourselves is some kind of necessary next step.
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Does anyone else feel like the natural world generation is this like sacred thing that you could never recreate so you try to leave as much of it intact as possible
I dont know if its like self hate or something where I feel like my builds/terraforming won't look as good as something someone else made or what
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>>549771686
agree, when i "terraform" i just end up making everything flat, im really bad at making natural looking terrain
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>>549771686
I try to keep it intact because it's more fun to incorporate the natural terrain in my builds. And also because terraforming is kind of slow and boring, so I'd rather not do it unless I have a really special project
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>>549711570
>unironically complaining about people having game sense
yeah we arent children anymore
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>>549771686
A little, but I also autistically "clean" it up when I see awkward things like a curved spot that ends in a single block sticking out, or a tiny top level of a hill with only 3 blocks in it...
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Can anyone explain why hermitcraft members are extremely lacking in basic knowledge regarding minecraft? Most of them have been playing for over a decade yet they still have the most retarded takes imaginable, the amount of confidently wrong people on the server is astounding. One of them wanted to make a flower farm for corn flowers, didn't know anything about meadows which spawn them in an abundance and wanted to make a flower farm in a flower forest instead because, and I quote "if i build a farm here i'll get every flower i'll ever need" which isn't only not true because multiple don't spawn there, but it would only spawn specific flowers in that specific area not every single flower in a flower forest
Not being able to tell the difference between forest grass color to meadow color is also insane, maybe I'm just extremely autistic but I know what biomes I'm in depending on the types of trees, how many trees there are and the grass color itself but these people who's career is to play the game don't? It makes no sense to me
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>>549773375
you are extremely autistic
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>>549773375
They're youtubers and entertainers first and foremost
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>>549773375
they have all had sex (except etho)
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>>549773986
gem is also a pure virgin (saving herself for me)
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Is there a way to make a magma column down elevator that won't burn your feet?
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>>549773375
Mumbo (in his own words) never actually beat the game from start to finish since he mainly played in creative, or in the case of hermitcraft, other people take care of the early game grind. I’m sure it’s a similar case for many other hermits, their main priorities are rping and building
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cacti are like sugar cane where they'll only grow 3 blocks high and i can't make a giant cactus and have it grow and continually trim the limbs off of it, right?
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>>549775906
Yeah, though there is, or at least used to be, a bug where they could be generated taller than that. Apparently the tallest one ever found was 22 blocks high.
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>>549776305
Why in the world would they "fix" this "bug" when it was so rarely occuring anyway
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>>549775568
Nope, but you can make a water drop chute with some signs and a single water source that breaks your fall from any height instead
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>>549771686
I'm the same and it genuinely becomes an issue when I actually need something from the surface like sand/sandstone or dirt
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>>549776431
Thanks senpai, I'll give that a go
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>>549777048
No worries, although I forgot there is one way but it's painful because you'd have to jump into the water source and let the magma block pull you down. Frost Walker negates magma block damage, but then you run into the risk of freezing the top water source of the column every time you go near it
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>>549775568
A boat at the bottom?
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>>549777603
You're forgetting about fire resistsance, you can have a dispenser shoot out a potion or a tipped arrow, or you can have a fancy setup with a piercing crossbow for infinite reusable tipped arrows. You can also dispense boots with frost walker, but you'd have to take your boots off first and then put them back.
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>>549775568
>>549780273
You could also pull the magma block or push a block on top of it with a sticky piston when you reach the bottom before you touch it, if you can detect the player with sculk.
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>>549773986
Etho has lots of groupies
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SINCE WHEN DO LEADS NOT NEED SLIME BALLS
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>>549781682
A couple of updates ago and good riddance to that recipe
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wait
if you can't put cacti next to each other
how am I supposed to make giant cacti with huge arms
or really wide spherical barrel cacti
wtf
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>>549773375
The actual answer is that they simply never have to do anything by themselves. They outsourced that to their discord or private servers, where children PAY for the privilege to be their serves.
They never even have to open the wiki, they just have someone else suggesting something to them and telling them what to do.

You also have to be a drooling retard to become a discount eceleb.

Others don't have that problem btw., the average minecraft streamer outside of that reddit bubble does indeed know how to play.
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>>549782485
You couldn't anyway, cause they're not full blocks.
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>>549782485
you never could
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>>549782940
are you telling me I made a nice beautiful cactus field for... green and pink dye...????
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>>549783076
you can use that dye to make green wool for your big cactus :)
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>>549783139
I will never be a woolnigger
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>>549782902
wow rent free much?
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>>549782902
But if Mumbo had to do all the boring shit by himself, he probably wouldn’t have had the time to get a brown Filipino gf
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>>549784932
damn shes cute tho
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>>549773375
>Most of them have been playing for over a decade yet they still have the most retarded takes imaginable,
So kinda like /mcg/ then?
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>>549782902
This is why I like Etho and even Cub, both of them are completely capable of understanding how minecraft works by experimenting instead of relying on second hand information
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new chestplate enchantment: magnetize
whenever you break a block it gets pulled towards you to pick up instead of jumping away in another direction
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>>549785272
eefo isn't interesting in any of this, he only does roleplay nowadays.
His view tanked by over a third since last season.
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>>549785565
knowing them they would complicate it with some kind of downside, like it magnetizes ranged attacks to you too. they'll never add straightforward good qol stuff, or else they would have added a wrench to rotate blocks years ago...
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>>549785820
yeh probably last hermitcraft season, all the hermits are down by at least 30%
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>>549786316
Grian and his consequences have been a disaster for the Hermitcraft server
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>>549785829
they did add swift sneak which drastically speeds up building with no downsides other than having to find the damn books
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>>549785272
Isn't this the retard who pretended to not know that Infested potions exist, over a year after their introduction?

Don't know what the appeal is. If i want to see someone pretending to be retarded, i go to 4chan.
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>>549786316
>>549785820
They're all chasing that covid lock down viewership high that will never come back around
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>>549784932
>well I don't know about you but I'm chuffed to bits with that spot of sex
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>>549786316
i can't find anyone who crashed harder than etho and last time i checked covid was longer in the past than that
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>>549788782
they are barely cracking 1m per episode, its really really really bad. I wouldn't be surprised if they cut this season short.
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I would very much like to be able to craft some kind of mega lanterns with a 32-64 block light radius so I can stop doing the ugly torch spam when trying to light up a deepslate layer cave system that stretches into infinity.
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>>549787143
F
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>>549787143
the mob rebels have stormed the bastille
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>>549787143
For v2 I'm bridging a few thousand blocks out to a snowy biome, haven't done it before but I'll try to design one that uses snow golems to attract the mobs, since I just got pumpkins and spruce from the trader
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>>549663298
Guild's looking cool, nice living room
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HL3 tonight, end update 2026, trust the plan
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>>549795262
end [of java] updates HYPE
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>>549787872
Made me chuckle
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>>549795262
Boy, I will be so unbelievably indifferent if HL3 is actually announced. I might even raise an eyebrow - two, if I'm feeling particularly daring that day. Hell, I could even see myself going "huh" out loud as I scroll past it. Things are about to get real mild
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>>549784932
She looks genuinely happy.
Him, on the other hand...
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>>549800694
He was never the same after the minecraft movie...
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bump
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>last of us season 2 won
chickenjockeybros…
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>>549776428
They didn't and won't fix it.
https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC/issues/MC-234798
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should they update old swamp biomes to change every dirt block submerged by water to be mud?
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>>549816875
yes, also add >>549756031
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SHE'S LIVE

https://www.twitch.tv/chibidoki/
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I made a gate for my path through the forest.
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should all nitwits be killed?
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>>549800831
Oh really?
Sad if true...
I don't follow the IRL drama, and barely watch hermicraft (mostly grian and mumbo, and not even every episodes. Sometimes tango or scar)
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why don't Desert villages have glass?
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>>549835716
Its assumed all the "windows" are broken by the zombies or the villagers themselves when the attack happened.
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>>549836334
What attack?
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>bedrock player
>play Java for the first time ever
>build Nether portal
>expecting some shitass spawn
>spawn INSIDE A FUCKING FORTRESS
This is objectively the best Nether spawn I’ve ever gotten. Is this Notch’s call to me to stop playing bugrock forever and become a JavaChad?
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>>549836724
I miss-read desert villages for abandoned Villages. its late so sorry about that
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>>549835716
they used up all their sand on the sandstone blocks
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765502744346461.mp4
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>spent hours building in a village, levelling its traders
>there's a way bigger and nicer one right nearby it i didn't see
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>dad walks in
>"are ya winnin, son?"
>sees you're playing minecraft
>"uh, isn't that a game for little kids? well ok, I guess if that's what you enjoy, heh..."
>gives you a forced smiles and quickly walks out
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How much money will grifters lose, now that Australian children are banned from twitch?
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>tfw remember australia exists
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>>549857204
if every country does this twitch might become usable
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>>549857204
Since the discount ecelebs focus on the Anglo market, it will be about 10%.
Twitch now requires age verification for the UK as well, which explains why the despicable LGBTQIP+ subhumans lost over a third of their viewers.
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>he said the thing
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# of Joel Episodes since last brony reference: 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY
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>>549711570
theyve added so much crap and bloat it has become a looting game like fallout 4
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>>549768724
all survival games work like this
its only difficult in the beginning, until you get comfortable and the survival mechanic becomes meaningless, a complete exponential
the only thing saving gameplay is scaling difficulty to the same curve, kingdom two crowns is a very good example
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>>549773375
i havent played a version that wasnt older than a decade so if youd make me play nu-minecraft i havent a clue
but even minecraft a decade ago had ever changing meta, what was established in the previous update was completely thrown out in the next
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I hate Scar
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>>549868387
the only thing i hate about him is his forced "oh what's this! who put all these mobs down here!" *mickey mouse laugh*
quickly followed by screams of panic when he jumps down into them all and dies 20+ times in a row while complaining about it as if he didn't set it up to be that way, it makes me wonder if kids still find that shit entertaining or if they're smart enough to know better by now
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>>549870413
This is why you watch streams and not videos. He's too dumb to stage or play up things on the spot so you always know the retardation is genuine.
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>>549873543
>>549870413
>>549868387
>>549864748
>>549863749
(You)
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>>549861089
>Twitch now requires age verification for the UK as well, which explains why the despicable LGBTQIP+ subhumans lost over a third of their viewers.
Anon all streamers lost a chunk of their viewers because no one wants to ID themselves with their actual IDs
on the Internet
I hope that RapeApe and Byrne manage to win the Ofcom case in court + get the Granite Act in Congress, would be peak postmodernism if this fucking website managed to defeat the United Kangdom
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>>549881907
You could just try not to scam children, then you don't lose viewers when those scammed children are gone.

Or you could have an audience from sane countries instead.
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wasting over three fucking hours watching Geoff’s show, only for it to end on some live service slop that’ll be dead in 6 months from release, reminded me that minecraft isn’t so bad you know?
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>>549882473
>You could just try not to scam children, then you don't lose viewers when those scammed children are gone.
nigger no one, including adults, wants to have his face and/or driver's license in some questionably secure database just because the government cried about muh children
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>>549882949
i do
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>>549883294
good goy
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>>549882473
>twisting himself into knots to rationalize censorship because he hates hermitcraft *that* much

sad
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Fuck these wither skeletons where's the fucking blaze spawner?
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>>549886537
bro wut, there's like 2 or 3 blaze spawners in every fortress I find, but I have to go thousands of blocks away to the one fortress that seems to spawn any wither skeletons. I just got back from a 2 hour expedition to get a wither skull for a shield design.
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>>549825951
why didnt u blend? the texture look is so bland when u just use one block, please stop building like its 2012
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>>549890742
(worth it)
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>>549886537
the real misery is getting a fortress with no nether wort
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But what do mob spawners teach children about the environment?
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>>549898448
That all resources are infinite if you're good enough at farming them
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>>549886052
Every slightly freeze peach website has to fight legal bullshit, DDoS attacks, corporate censorship and ISP blocks... so booohooo, Twitch, the platform that is 100% shit with every second stream scamming children into casino games, has slight trouple with child protection laws now?bCry me a river.
Whether the platform dies or gets cut down to a few 40yo söyboys simping for thots while showing their id, doesn't matter to me, both results are good.
There is absolutely nothing negative about this.
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>>549906396
name a more pointless mob
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>>549906791
villagers
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>>549906791
Polar bear
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>>549906791
Phantoms
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Vanilla tweaks is adding a datapack that lets you nametag baby mobs which prevents them from aging
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>>549890742
I finally found the spawner and I had to kill at least 30 wither skeletons on my way, and when I got my rods and wanted to get out half a dozen more of those fucks walked around the corner. I'm half-slabbing the entire passage, FUCK. It sucks when the fortress generates into a cliffside so you can't see anything from the top.

>>549895501
The nether wort room was the first thing I found lol. I have so many potions now.
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https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/mounts-of-mayhem-challenges
New cape for mounts of mayhem, you have the weekend to get it
>Defeat five mobs with a spear in Survival mode, Bedrock Edition.
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>>549910607
exists for years now

Wonder what took them so long to copy this.
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>>549906791
why is it always the uncreative retards complaining about things being "pointless"? mine pick up apples and saplings at my tree farms
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>>549910607
zomg now I can has a heckin pupper forevars!!!! XD
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When are we getting a Minecraft gacha? It's what the gamers want.
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>>549912584
>bedrock
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>>549919196
no enderwomen no buy
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>>549912584
Here's how it looks. I'm still not installing Bedrock, even if they're holding my copper cape hostage
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I wish Minecraft had some sort of abilities. Just some fancy shit you could do while in combat. Shield bash for a short stun, a spin attack with the sword, maybe a power attack with the axe. Something that would shake tings up a bit, and make combat less repetitive
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>>549938204
Based on the spin offs I feel like the devs want to add magic abilities but don’t because people will say it’s “not Minecraft”
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i should be able to slaughter camels for meat and hide
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on the bright side of cactus farming, it's pretty good for composting
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>>549891559
I did. Look at the path behind it. Fully textured and blockvomited.
I am open to suggestions, but I don't think you're serious.
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>>549892813
Very cool look. I should design a shield.
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>>549906791
Retard, as for your question, The sniffer is the only correct answer. People say bats but bats do help because they are part of the environment.
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>>549912584
> nigrock
That cape looks terrible too
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So there's literally no difference between living and undead camels?
the saddle even covers most of the ribcage, so lame
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Fun fact: the Nether in Minecraft was inspired by the country of the Netherlands, which in real life is filled with mountains of lava, skeletal fortresses and rampaging pig demons
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I keep seeing a mob that doesn't burn in the day like spiders, witches or husks, going a few blocks to jump on my camel and then they just despawn right in front of me
what is this bedrockshit, i'm on the real game
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>>549964984
every copy of minecraft is personalized
yours just sucks lol
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Behold the future of pvp,
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>>549977714
they are fun on horses, just farm mobs at night running around
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>>549978576
>got looting on a spear before a sword on my new world
great excuse to play around with it
I can't decide if I want to add lunge, it seems too risky
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>>549980785
I don't think there's any justifying it on foot when you can't use a shield with it.
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>zombie horse cape challenge
FFS last time these challenge thing happened I didn't get the Copper Cape after fulfilling the damn challenge
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>>549977714
it does look better when you arent a drooling retard
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Well, I killed five mobs with a spear in Bedrock. Where's my cape?
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>>549977714
Better than Crystal PVP tbhfam
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>>549933074
Can't we get another red cape with yellow trims instead?
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>>549963263
hm, i thought that they made the netherlands based off of the minecraft nether not the other way around
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>>549939413
Maybe 26.1 will be the Enchanting Spells drop, where we get a new weapon, the wand, and an update to enchanting. The wand could shoot fireballs that light enemies on fire, or icebolts that slow them down. I wouldn't be against that, though it wouldn't solve regular combat being boring as shit
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>>549988709
You have to login to Bedrock to unlock your cape for Java
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>>549938204
There should be a splash potion that's just a pocket TNT you throw at people.
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>>549999505
Crossbow with firework
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>>550004083
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Gamergate won.
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>grian complaining about the invisible armor mod everyone is using and enjoying using because he can't prank people efficiently if they're secretly wearing full armor and don't die from his unwarranted pvp
fun at the expense of other people's misfortune, what an insufferable human being
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>>550006334
Valid complaint, but there are simpler ways to solve it than removing invisible armor. They'll figure it out. Trust the plan.
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As addicted as I am to the stardew-esque gameloop of wake up, harvest crops, sell to my boss for a slave's wage of emeralds, I'm getting really sick of the hrrmms and find myself wanting to live in normal minecraft isolation
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so spear good or bad?
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>>550010790
does no damage
swings slower than a sword
mode that uses damage uses a fuckton of durability
range is a worthless statistic
have to waste an enchantment slot to actually give it significant range anyway
there are no combat encounters that a spear fixes
when the entire game is balanced around being easy as shit when you have a shield and sword, there is 0 practical purpose to the spear
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>>550011672
It entirely fixes horse combat and that's the whole point. You are 10x safer on a horse than running, even with a shield, so it is useful just not in caves.
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>>550011672
Genuinely what the fuck are you talking about?
>mode that uses damage uses a fuckton of durability
You mean lunge? It’s an enchantment, not a mode, it used to consume durability in the first few snapshots but was changed to using hunger because people complained
>have to waste an enchantment slot to actually give it significant range anyway
There is no enchantment that gives it more range, there’s only lunge which makes you propel forward at the cost of hunger. If you aren’t up to date with new features despite how “small” they supposedly are then why bother answering
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don't care, you're still not using a spear
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>>550006334
Fair complaint, in my opinion. It's a PvP/chaos-focused series. Not being able to make PvP-oriented decisions goes against the idea
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>>550012092
And now that horses can swim, they're far less of an annoyance to deal with
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>>550016794
You're thinking of the Life series, Grian wants them all to have a meeting about using it on hermitcraft
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>>549947664
sniffer gives two decorative plants, sorry you're a miserable faggot that cant make use of them
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>>550016969
Oh, okay. Never seen it used on HC, so I assumed you were talking about Nice Life. Yeah, I see no reason to not use it on HC, since skins show far more personality than armor trims. And you might as well assume everyone's in full diamond at the very least, since they usually are
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It sucks that you can wear full armor 24/7 with no downsides in Minecraft.
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>>550006334
>guy who ruined the series seeks to ruin it further
cant say im surprised!
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>>550017505
There is a downside, if you're in full armor you're not wearing an elytra.
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Funny how brewing is so much better than enchanting as a mechanic.
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>>550021010
Well, it needs more ingredients and testing, for sure.
Also, lot of work for temporary benefits, that's more balanced too.
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>>549947809
Nah, it's a nice cape for halloween, and the elytra is sick
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have you preordered hytale yet?
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have you preordered cube world yet?
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>>550021010
If only potions would stack, at least to 8...
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>>550021010
both are trash
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>>549783258
Then KILL YOURSELF!!!
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i only use wool for things that are fluffy
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>>550036251
cacti are fluffy, in a way
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>>550011672
>not fighting the dragon with an elytra and a spear.
ngmi
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I killed 5 mobs and got no cape. Am I missing something
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No achievement either. I killed 8 mobs
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uhhh, zero horizon curve? not very realistic
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>>550044768
The Minecraft world is a cube, you dignus
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>>550045152
pfft yeah and a testificate kabal runs the overworld right? lmao
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made multiple bedrock worlds in survival. Killed 5 mobs multiple times. No achievement
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I always dreamed of a mod that made the world a big cube with the nether in the center and the moon instead of the end
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ok I killed like 30 mobs with the spear and still no achievement. I sure following instructions to the letter and having it not work for me
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>>550045546
Don't you think it's weird that you haven't seen a testificate since the beta? Where do you think all those emeralds go, hm?
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oh well just another cape I'm owed that is taken away from me. It's just bad stuff and not good stuff everyday lol. I need to stop getting excited for anything haha
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>>550044768
Why do you expect to see it from ground level?
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>>550047182
You need to get over here and let me comfort your prostate.
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>>550046619
Are you saying Microsoft fucked something up? Inconceivable!
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>>550044768
It's actually very realistic if you're in the know...
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>>550043767
It can take up to 30 days
>>550044114
>>550045819
>>550046619
There's no achievement, just a cape.
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>>550047292
I'm ugly and stupid and old you dont want that. I'm just a worthless useless piece of stupid shit
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>>550048020
Unlike the rest of us here, you mean?
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>>550049645
Idk I only know what I am
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I really wish they would just drop grian and gem
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>>550051624
What's wrong with gem?
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>>550054013
She's a subversive fag and enables fags like Grian. She's also obnoxious and has the terrible abrasive trait of constant sarcastic demeaning banter that she doesn't realize people only put up with because she's a young cute woman.
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What's the most attractive villager profession?
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>>550055067
As a Gem appreciator this is unfortunately true and must come from a place of watching a lot of Gem to know these things.
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>>550055617
yes I liked her at first because of calming minecraft videos with a cute voice but she's the typical fake modern woman
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>>550055574
sweaty blacksmith gf
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>>550055574
Nitwit
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>>550056038
retards are the ideal wives
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if anyone has to go it's gotta be skizz
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I just want a guess the build with etho and pearl
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>>550057724
etho would never do anything like that, but it's weird pearl hasn't. maybe they just already have their group
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>>550058656
he was in one of the old ones with sethbling and the mindcrackers
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Is there a vanilla-y mod to save coordinates? Like ./coord [name like 'home'] and it shows you the coords you were at when making it? essentially like the waymark mod but just text in chat. having to look at my notepad of them doesn't feel right
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>>550061253
just type it in chat and never quit out of that world
hope this helps :)
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>>549771686
No. The earth is yours to shape.
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>>550061253
f3+c and a book and quill
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>survival
>quit in 10 minutes
>creative mode
>7 hours straight dont even need to blink
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>>550063638
i don't like creative, it exposes how much of a shit builder i am
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>>550047583
there is a cheevo for hitting 5 mobs in one charge
unrelated
>try to spear zombie hanging around villager's window
>spear reaches through the wall and hits villager
>he runs outside and gets 2-tapped by the zombie
luckily, he wasn't important, and was also immediately replaced by a guy with the same trades
>>550055854
>with a cute voice
I can't relate. Her voice is only tolerable when ill but really cute, then.
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>>550067715
i just look at some timelapse and try to recreate it, eventually ill learn how to build
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all the bits and stuff and yeah it was totally great
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what's the name of that world edit-like mod that gerg uses in his videos sometimes?
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>>550072858
this
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>>550072858
Axiom?
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>>550073482
yea that's it thanks
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For the zero other people who use furnace minecarts, I've found a way to turn a train without it falling apart. Letting it pass through a waterlogged diagonal slows it down just enough to detach the minecarts without flinging them forward or merging them together. It's also the only design I found that didn't break when a player was riding in it. No clue why it works, but if anyone did understand minecart physics they'd surely go insane. The sticky piston recompresses the train after it's made it through the turn.

I actually use these trains a lot in my survival world. My recent one ran into a giant aquifer so I needed a way to turn it. Normally anything that isn't a flat straight line causes it to all fly apart. I use TNT to blast a tunnel and store the blocks in the train as I go, kinda like a tunnel bore. You can get over 100 blocks for every TNT if you do it right. It's really good for mining deepslate.
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>>550055574
>>550057376
I think minecraft is the only game I play that has literally 0 sexualization, like there isn't a single thing in the game that incites any lust in me even ironically
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>>550079943
i didnt understand any of that but fun gif kiddo
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>>550079943
That's very cool! Good job figuring it out. I think you're the first person to do it.
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Minecraft should have a block/machine that can convert a placed block facing it into its item form (as if it was being dug), and another block/machine that can have a block item input into it and then place it. Maybe the same machine with two different functions.
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>>550079943
It's sad this doesn't work the way it should intuitively.
Also this is unironically the first time I've seen a piston move a rail, holy shit.
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Please stop talking about hermitniggers from 15 years ago and look at my discovery of the greatest minecraft channel I've ever seen
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>>550081215
I was inspired by this autistic Nip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrXxJ_aMg0s
He made a corner using redstone a while ago but it was still pretty glitchy iirc. I haven't caught up with his recent videos but I saw him using waterlogged rails to design some kind of junction so I figured I'd take a crack at it. I think the reason it works is the water slows down the furnace minecart enough to unlink it so the other minecarts don't get flung forward, and it also provides just the right amount of resistance and wiggle room to keep the carts from glitching into each other and merging. Now that I'm watching that video through, he references a video by another autistic Nip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEzjP3o3S9w and holy shit this guy's figured out everything. Defo not the first but I'm bringing you guys esoteric Japanese rail-building secrets.
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>>550081545
>It's sad this doesn't work the way it should intuitively.
Redstone in general
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>>550080350
It's more like I get immersed and then think about what things I could reasonably take out my sexual frustration on and then I start thinking what if this villager that stole my bed had sweaty pheromone pussy stank that fills my nostrils as I sleep and then what if I went to the town square and gave her some bread and bent her over and lifted the robe and just bred her like a little neanderthal fuck toy
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>>550085537
If you ask me the esoteric aspect makes it fun for puzzle-solving purposes.
It's just a shame aesthetically for this specific thing in a game about mining
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>>550086683
thanks for sharing that with us
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>>550087762
you're welcome babe
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I've found like 5 iron
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>>550051624
Grian is the glue that holds the server together and you only hate Gem because she chose Etho instead of (You).
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>>550089749
She's a dyke retard
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>>550090761
if she was a dyke why would she keep making videos for me??
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>>550091143
how much money have you donated to her bro, be honest...
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>implied f-bomb
problematic
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>>550092305
the dude's got a newborn and is probably running on half sleep a day and likely hasn't been able to slam his braphog in over a month
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>>550092305
Princh died of ligma
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>>550096507
wtf is ligma
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>>550096719
Ligma balls
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>>550056025
with pubes and hairy pits
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>>550057376
>when you're half-way through a boring movie with your villager gf and she slaps down three loafs on the table
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I'm tired of building castles in minecraft but it's all I know how to build
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decided to turn pale oak actually pale and not pink
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>>550088715
Sounds about right. It does seem pretty rare now.
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>>550112286
You could build a castle with different blocks to what you're used to, or a castle with elements from some other style. Maybe try adding some copper and make it look a bit steampunk, or add a bunch of moss and leaves to make it look overgrown
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>>550088715
>>550116161
But you guys told me you can get diamonds in 20 minutes and this isn't how it works???
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>>550113003
I think you don't know what pale means
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>>550118090
i know you don't know what pale means and you don't know what oak looks like, it's not pink you retard
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>>550117565
Idk man. Ever since they changed ore generation it feels easier to skip iron and go straight to diamond. At least when mining at the appropriate depths for the ores, diamond just feels more common than iron.
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>>550117565
you can get a ton of diamonds if you find one of those large y<0 caves, not when you're strip mining or digging out a whole chunk to bedrock. ore generation was changed to be less dense (afaik), but the amount of exposed blocks in those huge caves is what makes up for that at least 5 fold
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>>550118258
You need iron to mine diamond, though
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So what I do is I keep tossing my eyes of ender every couple hundred blocks and follow whichever direction it drifts towards, until it goes straight up and that means I'm standing on top of the stronghold?
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>>550120205
It would actually go straight down, but yeah, that's the idea. You can also try triangulating the position, if you're feeling fancy
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>>549786316
god I fucking wish. I can't stand when etho plays with other people. He peaks in his singleplayer worlds.
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>>550119759
Yeah but only 3 pieces. Once you have your pick only mine diamond with it and it last plenty long enough to get diamond tools.
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>>550055574
damn that's an ass
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>>550120370
i wish that he would disconnect himself from the internet for a while and become an actual irl hermit who does nothing but pump out minecraft videos. he's become too influenced by online memes in recent years, i don't like it
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>>550122089
six seven
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>>550087543
Nah. It's too stupid.
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>>550061253
Just use lodestones and compasses
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>>550120571
Astute observation
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>>550124053
I'm so glad they made lodestones cheaper. I can actually use them now.
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>>550120295
Oh yeah it do go down.
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>>550124925
when she's so juicy I can see it from the front, it is a moral imperative
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>>550125431
I always carry a few lodestones and compasses with me in a bundle. They really come in handy.
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>>550079943
nice, are powered rails also pushable by pistons?
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>>550129514
Yes.
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>>550086683
You'd be able to do this in my dream Minecraft sex mod.
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>>550122089
I just wish he would stop chasing after Gem's attention which by association makes Grian stick to him too, both of them are annoying as all hell and are doing bad things to his brain
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>>550106579
yes
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>>550129418
Having a bundle of lodestone compasses leading to all my bases and farms is chefs_kiss.gif
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>>550135730
make it
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>>550080350
Just wait until your balls drop.
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https://youtu.be/k6iVF4IyKzg?si=IYogrevDMx34Vgac
camman got to interview mojang about the new update
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Fastest way to get it efficiency V? Do I need to reroll a librarian till they get efficiency V or can I stack lower efficiencies together? My toolsmith just makes efficiency IIs.
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>>550154402
Librarians can sell efficiency 5 books, yeah. If you get bored or unlucky you can also settle for efficiency 4 and combine them together for efficiency 5. You can still easily max out tools without going over the anvil limit if you're smart about the rest of them, like combining Silk Touch and Unbreaking on a book first, then adding it to the pickaxe. I would never advise using Efficiency 3 or lower to go up to 5, because even with efficiency 3 that's an extra 3 anvil uses I think, which gets ridiculous and eventually impossible to use very fast.
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>>550154402
Fastest would be to roll 2 pickaxes with Efficiency 4 and combine them together at an anvil, rolling Efficiency 5 on a villager is a pain in the ass
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Spears are kinda cool I guess. I hope I die in my sleep soon. What do you think they'll add next?
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how do you decide on a seed for a new world
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>>550155939
ouija board
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>>550155924
>I hope I die in my sleep soon
That would be very unlikely because you can't sleep with monsters nearby!
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>>550155939
God
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>>550157798
Haha yea right good one. You're right and smart
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>>550157798
This explains why I can never sleep these days, even all alone...
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I'm shit at everything I do and have no friends. How do I use granite in builds it doesn't seem to go wit anything. Looks weird with bricks to me
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>>550162337
checkerboard pattern of granite and polished granite blocks for wall and outside of it you use white blocks like diorite or polished sandstone
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>>550162337
I started working on this thing a while ago, and I still haven't finished it. The granite helps quite a bit
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>>550162337
Try regular bricks, the ones made from clay. Mud bricks and packed mud work too. If you're feeling bold then sandstone looks great with granite as a strong contrast and helps keep builds from looking too dull
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I built a storage room. It uses copper golems to sort with indicator lights to show which golems are busy and which are lazy. Other lights turn on when I enter and off when I leave.
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>>550166008
Looks good to me. What do you still have to do to finish it?
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>>550166008
Based granite enjoyer.
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>>550166008
The bench is useless here and would be better without it
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>want to make a volcano biome with the nether's red fog
>don't actually want to go into the nether because that would ruin the appeal
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THE NETHER
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>>550166008
I like the bench.
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>>550177068
where’s your sense of whimsy?
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PIG
MAN
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Tell me a funny minecraft joke
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>>550196519
Joe Hills
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>>550196519
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I attached it to a lead and walked across the road I built (in minecraft)
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>>549316942
that's a smart way to make bowls i will need to use that technique
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>>550185697
it steals the spotlight in that image
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Do people use essentials? I'm considering it for skin switcching but it seems sketchy, especially with microtransactions.
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Working on an interior for a villager trading hall and wanted to see if i could get some pointers on what i could to to improve it.
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>>550206252
finishing it would be a good start, what kinda pointers do you expect to get if 90% of the build is missing
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>>550206252
What's your completed building gonna look like?
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>>550196519
Crazy Steve
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>>550088570
no problem gag
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*toggaf
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>>550113003
That's white
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>>550118090
like your anus
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>>550205720
Don't bother
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>>550112286
Find blocks.
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>>550092305
the princh is the grinch prince of censorship
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>>550207087
>>550207087
>>550207087
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>>550208363
we're not at 750 you freak
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>>550208418
i hate niggers and jannies
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>>550208363
wow, these threads never end with a link
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>>550207178
here is a screenshot the sides and roof will need to be adjusted and redone.
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>>550218473
a screenshot of the side
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>>550061253
Just use books
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>>550171207
The rest of the area. I wanted a few tree-related farms in the jungle, and decided on a classic red-brick factory look. I've been on a bit of a break from the game for a few months now, though, so there's been no progress

>>550177068
I think I actually removed it, but these are older screenshots. It didn't line up right with the trees and started to bother me

>>550184959
I'll find a way to bring it back. Maybe a small park area with a view of the lake



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