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>>549269616I'm doing the San Andreas Mercenaries missions, and rescuing Avi from the server farm on hard mode was tougher than I thought. I kept blowing stealth outside of the building by shooting the guys in the wrong order, and their weapons are long-range and effective. On Parade seemed like it was going to be a terrible slog, but then the Avengers drowned themselves as I fled over the Alamo Sea.
>>549270425I had fun doing the Mercenaries missions for the career challenges.Last mission was a little bit of a pain but very doable, just need to have patience.
Fucking tired of the yacht missions
We haven't got a single event week with 2x on special cargo crates this year and I doubt that will change. Also no heist month.
I haven't played at all since they added the separate "enhanced" version to PC, is it even worth trying to get back into?
can anyone please let me buy a copy of faggio mod through ls car meet?
>>549277116Not for the enhanced features, no. Very minor graphical update and extra upgrades for select vehicles which makes them actually fast. That's it.
I'm at 13 million and I'm just tired, man
>>549284239How long did it take you?
>>549273414>>549284239Start playing like an absolute clown and look for weird ways to beat the missions.For instance you can stand on the fridge trucks in Icebreaker without slipping off and essentially work as a turret with any weapon of your choosing. Make fun and you might make a little more money from goofing around too much as well. Don't optimize the fun out of the grind and drink more water.
You are not gaming the system by doing fast yacht missions.If you do several missions really fast or a few pretty slow, it all ends up being about a million per hour.Rockstar already figured this out way back in the Rooftop Rumble days.Stop ruining the game for yourself.Reminder that the 4x Priority FIB file didn't change but DID RESET, that's another 1.2 million you can earn.
>>549277257On PC Enhanced?
>>549284239Weak. I'm at $420m and still chugging.
>>549288728>Reminder that the 4x Priority FIB file didn't change but DID RESET, that's another 1.2 million you can earn.Nice, appreciate the heads up.
>quick join yacht missions>8 out of 10 times it's All HandsFucking why?
>>549293964It pays well and a single skilled pilot can beat it in roughly 5 minutes. Just hang out and shoot cops if you hate the flying so much. That or go way up in the air and wait for the guy who knows what he's doing to activate the landing zone that can crash land into.
>>549295583I don't hate flying, I end up flying one of the planes because no one else wants to. I just prefer Bon Voyage.
>freeroam events still hide the job your trying to join via quick joinGay.
>doing Overboard mission over and overboard >call pegasus for a buzzard>...>been playing for a decade and never bought a fucking buzzard apparently >request Savage instead (rockstar please buff this thing)>after a dozen runs I get tired of my savage flipping and exploding when I try to land>buy buzzard>use buzzard in mission >oh that's right, it can only shoot two missiles at a time... and they're seemingly worse than the Savage's >also the guns definitely aren't killing shit>go back to using the savage
>>549298721Can't use an Akula or Hunter?
>>549299724Nope, pegasus vehicles only. Savage is the most efficient thing I have to blow up the boats, kill the thieves, land so I can grab the paper, then fly away. I just have to land in an open area if the paper didn't drop by the canal bridge
>>549296280Fair enough but I personally wish I could get All Hands lobbies full more easily because I get tired of the usual 3 simplest missions everyone does.At this point everyone knows to avoid it so only utter fools usually play it and they fail it with it too much frequency for it to be a viable for a public rotation.
>>549298226You can set your default mission lobby settings to Open and it will search for open lobbies when you pick specific missions like the Yacht ones.Some people aren't even aware you can guarantee being host if you set it to closed by default then open it once it's loaded.
>>549301580>You can blow up the boats firstneato
Non-criminal hereWhat's a dye pack and why does Franklin get teased for stealing one?
>>549302290A dye pack is a unique trap device that banks use to mark stolen money. They hide it in a stack of bills and when the thieves escape, the pack is then detonated with a blast of ink that ruins the money.It makes it so bank robbers can't use the money without being caught.
>>549302290Knowledge of what a dye pack is pertains to law enforcement not being a criminal. You should want to know more about your own money and how it is kept secure. It's a meme-fueled fiat currency, sure, but it has enough social value where you should care a bit more than you currently do.
>>549304145What?
>>549298721>and they're seemingly worse than the Savage'sThey got nerf'd, right? I used to pick the Buzzard for missions where air combat is important but now I just take the Sparrow because the missiles aren't even worse anymore and I can spam them.
>>549286020On the D Day mission and you can fly the hell to the landing barge, get in the sub, get out, get back in the heli, and fly it at high altitude to the no-go zone to parachute out. When you fall to a certain altitude you'll be automatically shot. It will then respawn you in a sub below the yacht and as soon as you surface you'll complete the mission. I think this is faster than attempting to crawl the sub all the way to the yacht, but I haven't timed it.
>>549302218Yeah, and that's where the helicopter spawns anyway so why not? Plus that one guy will just sit there waiting to be killed instead of driving away >>549308101Idk if they got nerfed because I never use a buzzard but it definitely seems like they took more shots to kill the boats, but maybe that's because they're only firing 1/3 as many missiles and I can't swap to an explosive minigun if I need to. That part definitely helps with the joyriders... BZZZT they're deadAlso, is anyone else getting heavy frame drops in the canal when firing into the water?
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>>549309623How high
GTAO bros this is itEverything we’ve been working for so hard for over a decadeWe’re finally getting to enjoy our well earned mansion
>>549309623>as soon as you surface you'll complete the mission.Am I missing something? I've done it a few times and it doesn't instantly finish. I have to bump into the yacht a few times and the guy decides to explode, and then I still have to swim away for almost a full minute before it's done
>>549309623>>549320193Alright nevermind, if you fly about 3 bars up then you can actually land ON the end of the yacht which will respawn you right there and kill the guy, then you just hop on a speedo and ride away for ~20 seconds
>>549324931what car is that?
>>549325298Torero XO
>For a limited period, unlock Exclusive Clothing by purchasing the Police Bike from>Warstock-Cache-and-Carry.com
So what weapons are the best in current year?
>TWENTIES>HUNDREDS>TWENTIES FIFTIES HUNDREDS
>>549334976There's only a few weeks left, you should really be asking about what's best in 2026.
>>549334976For generic work in missions, usually the Combat MG Mk II (high rate of damage per shot) or the Assault Shotgun (at close quarters). A silenced/suppressed rifle for stealth work, an Up-n-Atomizer for getting vehicles unstuck, sticky bombs for all sorts of things, a homing missile launcher for planes, and an AP Pistol for drive-bys.
>>549336426And a couple sniper rifles, I should add (a heavy sniper with explosive rounds for taking down planes and other targets, and a non-Mk II sniper with full ammo instead of the 30-something limit for explosive rounds).
>>549288735yes
>play community series trucks vs bmx>find out the hard way that if you don't know how to speed hop with the bmx you lose.>no one on my team knew how to do itFun....
>>549335514trv>>549336426>>549337575So basically still the same shit i've been using since gunrunning. Cool, ty.
>>549339758The only two weapons they added that are of any notice is the Up and Atomizer to get vehicles unstuck and the Railgun from singleplayer.
Oh and I guess the Axe that has Trevor's ability is good for cheesing a couple of missions.
>>549341395Any mission I tried them on, the axe was disabled. Which ones does it still work on?
>>549341770Any freemode mission that dumps you inside an interior with enemies.I don't think it works on any instanced mission.
>>549340529>>549336426Tactical SMG is quite nice too. You'll need to use simple reticle though, and it loses accuracy if you sustain fire with it, unlike the AP pistol (but you shouldn't be shooting like that anyways, so it's not a problem).
i made like half mil then fucked off to heckdivers
I did my "personal" order then fricked off to GTA online
How much parking will the mansions have?
>>549353901Two cars, plus one special rotating display slot for a third car
>>549353901about tree fiddy
Should I keep the in-game anisotropic filtering on or off? I know I should force it on in the control panel, just talking about the in-game setting specifically after I force it on.
>>549366421I don't think it matters, that setting doesn't work unless you change after opening the game.
>i can't glitch, rockstardon't understand what i'm doing wrong >followed basic installation instructions>set the game to make it works correctly (windows, disabled pause and audio on focus loss)Yet the first time i run the script it worked but didn't get the money, second time without changing anything the script won't even start.Ffs it's not rocket science, am i stupider than a monkey?
why is this general so slow? the sonic general is faster.
I'm trying to figure out the GTAO parking situation on the even of the new DLC. Here is where things currently stand in terms of spaces and prices.Notes:>Most garages can hold the same number of bicycles as cars. However, some cannot. For example, I don't think you can store bicycles in the Facility's garage. So, the number of bicycles you can store will probably be the same as the number of cars minus a few dozen or so. >Some garages have special slots for specific vehicles and those slots cannot be used as general storage. Those will be noted here. Some vehicles will be accessible through various means which are not included here, such as the Agency's SuperVolito helicopter. This is because those vehicles behave like Pegasus vehicles, and do not have dedicated physical storage spaces in-game.>The player can own one vehicle (the personal vehicle) with no garage at all, but will lose that vehicle if a different personal vehicle is selected.>Formatting will be as follows: Garage - vehicle capacity - minimum basic cost (no non-mandatory upgrades or discounts) - relevant notes
>>549376115>The Vinewood Club Garage - 100 - At least one month of a GTA+ subscription for access ($7.99 per month)>10 high-end properties (apartments or garages; maximum a player may own at a time) - 100 - $1,610,000>Executive Office (Office + optional garage levels) - 60 - $3,750,000>Eclipse Boulevard Garage - 50 - $2,740,000>Nightclub (Club + optional levels + service entrance spot) - 31 general / 4 special (Speedo Custom, Mule Custom, Pounder Custom, and Terrorbyte) - $1,521,350 >Arena Workshop (with the purchase of two optional levels) - 27 general / 4 special (the RC Bandito radio-controlled car and 3 'large vehicle' spots for variants of the Cerberus truck) - $1,455,000 - Though not 'special vehicles' as such, the Sasquatch and Bruiser Arena War trucks can only be stored at the Arena Workshop.>Agency - 20 general / 1 special (the Agency Enus Jubilee) - $2,010,000>Hangar - 20 aircraft by default; 35 with ownership of the McKenzie Field Hangar, and +5 for GTA+ members - $1,200,000 ($2,675,000 for 35 slots) >Arcade (optional garage) - 10 - $1,450,000>Auto Shop - 10 - $1,670,000 >Casino Master Penthouse (optional garage) - 10 - $2,400,000>Garment Factory - 10 general / 1 special (Terrorbyte) - $2,350,000>MC Clubhouse - 10 spaces for motorcycles only - $200,000>Facility - 7 general / 5 special (Avenger, Riot Control Van, Jetpack Thruster, Chernobog, and the Khanjali tank) - $1,250,000 >Vehicle Warehouse - 8 special slots (Ramp Buggy, Wastelander, Blazer Aqua, Phantom Wedge, Rocket Voltic, Technical Aqua, Armored Boxville, Ruiner 2000) - $2,500,000 (requires an Executive Office to purchase)>Galaxy Super Yacht (Aquarius) - 7 special slots (SuperVolito Carbon helicopter, Nagasaki Dinghy and Lampadati Toro boats, and 4 Speedophile Seashark jet-skis) - $8,000,000
>>549376206>Kosatka - 4 special slots (Sparrow helicopter, Kraken Avisa submersible, a Nagasaki Dinghy, and the Toreador) - $2,200,000 >Bail Office - 2 general / 1 special (Bail Burrito van) - $1,650,000 >Bunker - 2 special slots (a Mobile Operations Center and an Anti-Aircraft trailer) - $1,165,000>Avenger tilt-rotor plane - 1 general (space in the cargo hold) / 1 special (Avenger Jetpack Thruster) - $3,450,000>Brickade 6X6 Acid Lab truck - 1 special slot (Manchez Scout C motorcycle) - $750,000>Freakshop - 1 special slot (Brickade 6X6 truck with optional acid lab installed) - Free with completion of the First Dose missions>McKenzie Field Hangar - 1 special slot (Western Company Duster 300-H plane) - $1,475,000 - Becomes 35 slots in conjunction with a Hangar ($2,675,000)>Mobile Operations Center - 1 (space in cab) - $1,225,000 - Only available if a vehicle workshop is not installed>Terrorbyte - 1 special slot (Oppressor Mk II) - $2,455,000 (requires Nightclub or Garment Factory to store Terrorbyte)What have I missed (I always miss something)?. Without GTA+, that's a total of 384 general spaces and 41 special slots. With GTA+, that rises to 484 general slots. That's around $47 million to buy all the available parking right now.
>>549375523Because the Sonic fanbase is full of dedicated autismos while the typical GTA player treats his games like $20 whores and moves on as fast as possible when he's done with them.
>>549376417>Avenger tilt-rotor plane - 1 general (space in the cargo hold) You can't actually store a vehicle in the avenger, it's just for tooling in the workshop.Other than that I think you got everything.Unless you wanna count all the Pegasus vehicles, I guess.
>>549376417>That's around $47 millionI didn't do the math, but if you added up everything here you're double counting some stuff.Office garage and the Vehicle warehouse both require an Office but both are getting the 1 million added for the cheapest office.You might be doing the same on other garages.
>>549380672I'm getting exactly $47,476,350 with no duplication on the hangars or the vehicle cargo. I think the yacht's price shoves it way up for very little gain.
>>549376115>>549376206>>549376417But why?
>>549386975Parking is a constant issue in GTAO for long-term players. Rockstar's advice for people who max out their capacity is to create a second character or to buy a second account. Both of which have a lot of drawbacks. There are over 700 storeable vehicles in the game by now. We'll see how many spaces are added with the mansion.
>>549388838>We'll see how many spaces are added with the mansion.10 slot garage. Now we don't want to make the Vinewood Car Club™ garage obsolete, do we? :^)
>>549390445Based on the trailer, it looks like a 20 car at a minimum. And it could have multiple floors.
>>549388838Parking is a constant issue in GTAO for genuine autistsYou see all the types: compulsive buyers, hoarders, those who feel obliged to spend money becuse green number goes too much up, autists who get seizures when they see empty spaces in their storage space and so on...>inb4 b-but muh "Collection"save this lie please. Collecting isn't just filling a box like someone fueled by OCD or grabbing whatever they have on sight like a starved jew
>>549396505RiiiiiiiiiightAnyway
>>549396505>compulsive buyersnah>hoardersnah>those who feel obliged to spend money becuse green number goes too much upnah>autists who get seizures when they see empty spaces in their storage spaceah shit, you got methe fun part is filling all the empty spaces in a way that all vehicles in a single storage match with each other, and then also making sure there is not an 11th vehicle in limbo somewhere
>>549396505
>>549396505The amount of seething at this... I guess you hit the nail on the head.
>>549397427>i touched you in feels.gifi don't mind how you make money, nor how to you spend it. If you like the comfortable routine of the grind or love to bother people or else just looking to get in touch with other players for whatever that lead to the formers, you are having your fun and this is totally fine to me.Filling EVERY spot in a box because otherwise it makes you feel wrong, this, this is autism. Not fun.I'll make you an example: there was an anon filling garages with Npcs cars which spawned with unique funny plates, the hunting and the funny texts are the fun. Which is perfectly understandable, why the fuck would i judge anon for how he's having his own fun?Now if the same anon was complaining about not having much parking space because he MUST have EVERY possible plate in the game, now this would be illness and it's not about "quit having fun"I'd say the problem lies in when it stops being just fun and it deviates into illness.>>549398363i guessed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>549398363It's not seething though, it's just people thinking he's retarded in some major way.>YOU CAN'T BE A COLLECTOR YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?? MY AUTISM CAN'T HANDLE IT SO I MADE UP A FANTASY REALITY WHERE YOU CAN'Tit just reads as mentally ill, not some deep "truth" about GTAO players.
I hate cars in my car game too.
someone please let me buy a faggio mod through ls car meeti just got 500k from discord rewards, so i have saved 900k nowmy tag is kym_1996, playing on pc (enhanced version)
>>549402726The last time I tried to sell my faggio at the car meet it wouldn't let me.but this was over a year ago.
>>549402857:'3
>>549402726
>>549403554yes, that's meare you available now?
>>549403692
And we're back.
>>549404294only took 2 hours
>>549334976Special Carbine is the best ARSMG Mk II is severely underrated
Anyone who needs more than 300 parking spots is an autistic hoarder that keeps a ton of useless trash cars and Rockstar is right to not give a shit.You need to learn how to throw out vehicles that are simply not good. Get a fucking grip man.
No more of those mini mansion missions, R* took em away.
>>549403901thanks again
>>549405508No problem, it's a free HSW conversion ticket for me anyway. With the new update next week adding some new HSW cars you probably saved me $1-2m.
>we were supposed to get mansions tomorrow
>>549405414imagine getting mad at the people who kept the silly shit and can sell people the cars the want to buy. without them you'd be waiting months for random cars
I want to put my limp dick in Amanda's bleached asshole so it feels like a hotdog in a bun when I get hard
>>549406113It's a testament to how little I have going on that this ticked me off
>>549406320I'm not mad. I'm telling you that you are a fucking retard and need to stop shitting up the threads with your walls of autism. There's a huge difference. Of course you can't tell because of the autism.
>>549406113I am quite butthurt about the delay. It's such a trivial amount of time that it makes no sense and can't possibly result in a higher quality experience.
>>549407746you're not even yelling at who you think you're yelling at
>>549375523>why is the fastest thing alive fast>>549376206>Mule CustomNo
my cute scoot
>>549411247Tasteful colour
>>549411247Character settings?
>>549375523I want to fuck that cow
>>549412069thanksit reminds me of the blue scooter we used to have when i was a kid>>549412696i think the mother is hannah or amelia, and the father is benjamin
What's the best tactical van you can still buy?
>>549417031Panto with baggage roof and clown horn.
>>549402726If you're that poor you should get an mc in the city with the in-house garage. It will let you sell a bike every 48 minutes for 50k. Faggios are in the rotation too, so when it comes up you can buy it.
>>549402726How are you poor on pc nigga just cheat
Post anything, I need a small cover before the inevitable big one from the update so the layout of the site doesn't break again.>>549411247Added.
Surprised this shit still happens occasionally. Small indie dev I guess.
>>549411247Lookin good
>>549422716I did mean anything.>>549423067Ok, maybe not.>>548938810>>548943319Added.>>548842839Nice shot, I'll try to remember to use later.I did add a couple more, but there's too many cars facing right, looks weird, hopefully we get some varied stuff here.
20 MILLIONS!!!
>>549427651Your feelings when you can own all mansion locations simultaneously, 20 million each?
Can you set the office warehouses as a spawn point?I want something near the Vincent chicken raid start point.
>>549429118Most of my properties are near that spot. The agency is right across the street.
>>549429118Nope, which is odd because you can spawn at the vehicle warehouse.
when will gta 6 release
Is the new content anything to write home about?
>>549428073I have 63millions so yeah i can buy all 3 but 20 MILLIONS!!!
>>549433159Who knows, it comes out Wednesday.
>>549433159It will be fun to see some new content with Michael in a character. Other than that, it will probably a hand full of familiar feeling mission goals and a few new parking spaces in a somewhat inconvenient location.
>>549436219Ah, I thought it was out. I don't have the game downloaded right now.
is the autoshop worth it?
>>549438039Yes. Even if you don't care about the missions, having the place is a luxury. Your money is only as good as what you spend it on.
>>549438039you can apply any paint without unlocking it and iirc you get hlos colors free. its not a bad garage space and the missions pay pretty well for the effort required. you just have to deal with....them.
>>549438039You can get all paint colors for cars without having to unlock them and classic colors become free. The missions are whatever. They take about half an hour, the pays I don't remember. The business it comes with are occasional cars that will pop up that you'll be texted about, which you can customize and deliver, or have your mechanics deliver for a small pay. You have to pay for each mechanic I think. I don't remember exactly how it works.
>>549433159PEEEETTTSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Nd5aWM2Ks
i am really enjoying grinding machines and heists again to get the money for the mansion , just hit 5m
>>549441225
>>549438039 Yes. Spam the Union Depository contract. It's $270k for 20 minutes of work.
>>549441731oh god
>>549433159>Personal Security>latest in business management technologyI want AI followers and the ability to choose exactly what form of delivery you do for the shitty sell missions.Anyone that values their time just finds a new session anyway. It's stupid not to let us control how the businesses we own actually operate when we move product. Many people game the system to take control. Just accept it and let us choose to play the delivery we want. Sell it for millions too I don't give a fuck.
>>54942765142 million here,I've started drinking
>>549449710>can't drink 2 drinks before being kicked out of someone else's nightclub like some fucking npc painting the restroom in ten shades of pukewhat did rockstar mean by this?
>>549438039It has mini heists that pay well and are not all that bad but have the worst characters in the game curating them.It has a really neat semi-passive car mod-n-sell system too. Probably my favorite legitimate legal business in the game. Worth working into a grind rotation.
>>549450591it was because you were ordering shots of pickle juice dude
My honest reaction when the autoshop negros start talking about the heist I'M DOING
>>549453942>deliver a vehicle>black betty screams at me over text because it wasn't perfectYou deliver it then, bitch. Oh wait, literally nothing happens in that place unless I step a foot insideFucking Cunt.
Perfect landing
>>549453942I always mute the game when doing autoshop missions
>Rent is due.>Go to Terrobyte to do quick diamond steal to cover bills for the next couple hours.>Cruising on my MkII minding my own business>Jet fag comes in blows me up and takes my diamonds.Cool, now I gotta spend 2million in orbital lazers teaching ONE fucking nig-nog a lesson.
>>549461553You're the nig nog who needed to be taught a lesson for flying an oppr*ssor
>>549461553I think i've only paid for an orbital once just to try it out.Feel like it's more of an admission that you're seething if you use it, so I tend not to.
i know this is the wrong thread but its the gta people that would knowam i right to believe if i sold any legendary animal parts im just permanently cucked out of 100% in red dead 2
>>549461553A jetfag killed you while you were on a mk2??? lmao gid gud only idiots die like that
>>549468217You have to sell them to use them at the animal crafting guy dumb dumb, check your materials when you look through the crafting menu
Will the 5x money on yacht missions carry over to the next reset (that's coming in 45min)?From what I can see on every single trustworthy source, they all say that the yacht event bonus ends on Dec 8. But that was all before R* delayed the mansions update to Dec 10. So wtf happens on Dec 9? Are we going to be in some eventless limbo for an entire day tomorrow?
>>549471503Wut? Updates are on Thursdays. Today's Monday.
>>549471503idk, it'll probably still be 5x money>>549471817dude is this your first DLC update? next week's event bonuses will be pushed 1 day earlier to be on the same day the newest update gets released dude. it's always been like this.
>>549472308The update got delayed 1 day
>Mansion lets you have a pet>They die if you don't feed them every single day
>>549483901>mansion can get raided if you have too much money in the vault>pets, decorations, etc. get stolen and you have to re-purchase them if you don't get them back
do yall do sell in public session and hope for the best or join a crew for it?
I've been wanting the ability to call Lupe to send all of my warehouse techs out for years and they make it a paypig feature :(
>>549489265Only a full bunker sale I do in invite only lobbies, if it's just a single resupply I go in a public lobby. Same with every other business
>>549489265it is mathematically worse to sell in public
>>549495345And I guess you invite people when you have a full bunker multiple vehicles?
>>549454965Ok calm down Tom Cruise.
>>549498414nta and it's been a while, but I reckon you should just change sessions until you get the phantom wedge sell mission. As long as you got the Chumash bunker, you should have the time to make 2 trips
>>549498595Tom Cruise wouldn't have hit his head on this branch
>>549498414No, you can do most solo. I only skip the Dune FAV mission and the one with the insurgent where you need to go to multiple locations
>coming dec 9th
>>549453942Words can't describe how fucking badly written those characters. MOTHERFUCKER I PAID MILLIONS TO OPEN THIS SHIT YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME GODDAMN RESPECT AS THE ONE AND ONLY OWNERFUCK ROCKSTAR AND THEIR PATHETIC DISPLAY OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRTUE SIGNALING BULLSHITEVERY BLACK PERSON I KNOW HATES THOSE ANNOYING RETARDS TOO SO THEY EVEN FUCKED THAT ASPECT UPTHEY APPEAL TO NO ONE BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO GODDAMN TERRIBLEMY ANGER OVER RUINING THE BEST IDEA FOR A BUSINESS WITH THESE DOGSHIT RETARD APES COULD POWER A NATIONDEATH TO ALL ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>549461553>Using the oppressor for the sake of effeciency >Not playing solo invite only lobbiesYou have no one to blame but yourself.If you fell for the "public lobbies give you a sales bonus" meme then you deserve to be griefed. It's the single most retarded myth in all of GTA Online. If you want to efficiently earn money, public lobbies are the last place to do it.
>>549489265Public bonus is not worth it because of the raw variables of sub-human vermin being too reliable in how they grief.TheProfessional is objectively wrong because he lives in a YouTuber bubble surrounded by what amounts to private security at all times.Public lobbies are not worth it. Only retards insist public sales are better. It's so incorrect and out of touch that I don't consider someone sentient if they spread this false belief.
>>549504214Delayed 1 day so we can add more """quality"""Just 1 day: ^ )
just finished san andreas ama
>>549504370Yes but n-words talking to you like equals means they give you street cred and that's priceless to a yt so you still owe them, chud.
>>549505701favorite zone?
>>549505582I really do wonder why they did that
>>549453942IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT BUST A CAP IN A MUFUCKING ASS
>>549504214SOMETHING should be coming tonight...>>549505209If you want the high demand bonus you should join a crew that just does sales on invite lobbies.But then you'd have to hang out with people that grind GTA for a living.>>549505701How hard were the Zero missions for you?I thought they were pretty hard when I was a kid, but when I replayed it recently they were super easy.
>>549506240san fierro>>549506530never finished those, i didnt 100% the gamei found the rest of the game trivially easy though
Any armored car with HSW?
>>549505701did you use cheats to fully conquer the hood?
>>549508970no, theres no needyou only need 35%
>>549504723You know what? That's fair, fuck public lobbies. It was my mistake for trusting that we'd be chill in 2025 and not fuck each other over like it's still 2012. Thanks for the wake up call, Anon.
>>549510270play public stuff when you want a breakkeep earnin' pardner
>>549507965Buffalo EVX, maybe one of the vans too? I don't own any of them.
>>549504723>>549505209Why do you lot always so vehemently oppose selling in public lobbies? If you don't want to that's fine. Nobody is forcing you to. But you do get some cash bonus and if you know how to pick the right lobby it's really not that bad
>>549507965Stinger TT
>>5495117939 out of 10 public lobbes are basically warzones, just because in your corner of the map there's no fighting (yet), you might potentially cross into a literal warzone on a sale between A-10/Raiju/Oppressor in the air and expolsive sniper tryhards on the ground for whom you're nothing but a K/D boost.
>>549514314If you join the lobby and see Opressors, jets and tanks going sround, pick a different lobbyI've been griefed maybe a handful of times ever since the public lobby bonus was addedMaybe it's your timezone, maybe it's something else. I will keep selling in public lobbies without problem
>>549516957>keep switching lobbies>initializing>loading>initializing>...Whatever blows your goat.
>>549517145For me, 9/10 lobbies are just people minding their business. The bigger problem for me is finding one where I can actually be CEO. You also only have to find a good lobby once, after which you can stay in it.
>>549511793selling in public is just retarded when some chink with a script can just explode you with one key stroke
lmao pcucks problems
>>549511793Because it's a myth that wastes time just like the myth sitting around doing nothing for a slightly higher payout on contact missions.I want people to have fun and enjoy the game. Not suffer for autistic meta bullshit.
>>549507965https://gtacars.net/gta5?filter_tag=_imani-tech&filter_race_class=hsw
>>549519345bullshitconsoles have nearly constant aviation griefing it's not modders
Are yacht missions still paying retard money?
>>549520029Last day for all of these >>549270345
>>5495197633 of those don't have explosive resistant armor.
>>549511878please do not tell people to buy that shit
>>549519062Never happened to me>>549519703I am having fun in public lobbies. I don't play 24/7 either so the extra payout is nice. I would do the same amount of sales if I'd do everything in an invite only lobby
>>549525185cool
>>549526447Good talk
Is there a FiveM server list for car enthusiast or something? I just want to modify cool cars I don't give a single fuck about roleplaying as a gangster from Chicago
>>549495345>>549498083Are you guys like... retarded >>549504723>>549505209>if you actually want to turn a profit then you deserve to have niggers mess with you >also it's not even worth it!!!Okay yeah you guys are special >>549507965Yes. Don't be a lazy nigger, look it up yourself and you would've had an answer faster >>549514314>you're nothing but a K/D boostK/d doesn't change outside of deathmatches. Try actually playing the game for once
>>549531528do the math on keeping your business at the max $/h vs feeling out lobbies, abandoning sales if you get attacked and destroyed salespeople just think its good because biggerer numberer better
>>549531528>K/d doesn't change outside of deathmatchesImplying things not implied in the first place
>>549533861Alright I did the math. I don't "feel out" lobbies, 80% of the time I get attacked I fight them off, and I never have my cargo destroyed because I know how to close the game. I'm making way more than you with slightly more effort Also I actually have friends to play with so they can help me with my sales and make it even faster and easier :^)>>549534548Oh man you're right I should've known you meant their k/d that they're tracking with a pen and notepad :((( If you see one of those greasy retards that kills themselves to avoid getting killed tell them suicides are two Ls and block them, it messes with their little heads
>>549483901>>549486331Please god no
>>549531528>>549534942
>>549534942>I get attacked I fight them off> I never have my cargo destroyed because I know how to close the gamemy sale is already done and I'm doing something else to make moneyyou are dumb
>>549544672Wow that's so cool. I forgot that I get attacked every single sale and not like every 8-10 sales. You're right, making no money is sooo much better than occasional struggle
>>549547137>>549539165
>>549531528Explain why you think I'm retarded
>>549547947>>549549237Risk vs reward. The low risk is starting the sale over, the reward is more profit. Try not being a pussy
>>549551861The way I do it it's pretty much zero risk, high rewardI don't know where you all constantly find these hostile lobbies or why you would even begin to try and sell stock in lobbies where jets are flying around
>>549552297You're throwing away almost twice the profit out of fear
>>549552927What? How is making more money per sale losing me money?I will do the sale regardless of what lobby I'm in.
>>548705746>>548822632>>548940981Added.We're out of time... went back a thread, only needed so the layout doesn't break on the site.Next one will all be from the update, hopefully we'll get enough pictures for a big one.
If anyone is new here, just take kewl screenshots and I make a fake gta cover.Basically an incentive so the thread isn't purely questions and arguments.Archive of them is on OP>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
>play chicken raid>military armor>oh hey this is quite cool and I'm tired of my military fit>go to clothing store>nowhere to be foundWhy Rockstar, WHY?!?
>>549553880That's a nice pic of your character
>>549553325Oh sorry pimp I thought you were the other guy, I'm a little busy right now. But yeah you have a minute before the ping goes out and then 3 minutes with ghost org, most sales should be just about done by that point so idk why everyone is so afraid of the big bad darkie on an oppressor chasing them down
>>549555834none of the outfits are for sale btw
>>549556657Thanks. Full pic is on the last thread.>>548561693
60mim ready
>>54956698232 million.I'm tired
>>549566982I got back up to $163M after blowing $10M last week and a week or two before ($20m total).If they only limit us to 1 mansion im easily set. If they allow us to own all 3 then I'll probably still be good with $60m+ left.
>>549566982>>549569480>>549571783Do you guys have jobs and/or other games you play?
>>549574005i played gta for over 1k hours in a year onceim much more relaxed now but im retired
>>549574005Less than 2600 hours played in 12 years.
A toast!To someone else doing the work for once
>>549574392>>549574005I also play SeaPower, BG3, Stardew valley, Civilization VI, and BF6 currently. And im this anon >>549571783
fek
>>5495740053 hours a day of yacht missions for the full two week event is around 40 million so those numbers aren't that wild.
>>549577109>the same 6 missions for 3 hoursMaybe I'm just burnt out from playing since 2013, but I wouldn't have that in me even on a weekend with alcohol
>log back in before the update to see how much money I have from modders rigging the roulette tables months back>81mI think I'm going to be ok
>>549577673lock the fuck in bitch
>>549577673The pay is unbelievable. Truly insane. I am fucking running with it, my brother.
>West Coast Classics>look inside>50 Cent and Nas
>>549581247But it's all in chips and as soon as you pull it from the casino you'll be caught in tomorrow's ban wave.
where's the countdown?
Where's the pre load I have poopoo wifi I need to get it done now or I'll have to wait an extra 2 hours
Well? Where the fuck are the mansions?
>>549602571T minus 40 minutes
AHHHHHHH ITS HERE LFG!!!!
>>5496054721 more hour you retard
>>549606336nta but I'm already in my mansion. I put my collectible cars on display
DOWNLOADING
Rockstar will never release it
50 millions!!
>>549606791>lying for no reason on an anonymous imageboardwhat in the third world...?
Luxury autos has zero cars, nice update
So which one of ya'll degenerates picked Angel?
So how do I buy a goddamn mansion? Why are there 13 missions showing on the map now?
>>549610469nigga open the web browser
>>549606791>I put my collectible cars on displaydon't do this to me please
They are kinda cheap, 11-13 millions
>>549610707Oh gee I didn't think about doing that oh wait there's nothing there
>>549611008works on my machine
>>549453942I've been catching up on all the Updates (stopped playing after Cayo) I missed and got up to the scrapyard business where Yusuf from GTA IV shows up and it's embarrising how badly written modern Rockstar characters are Even Yusuf with his shitty watered down characterization in Online has more personality for the 2 minutes of screentime he has than pretty much 99% of online characters from the past 5 or so years.Only even remotely decent one I somewhat liked other than him was Pavel and he's basically just LE RUSSIAN MAN
Damn this shit is cheap af yo, I grinded 78 million for nothing
>>549611153RDR2 had pretty good writing (by video game standards) in side missions even if the main story was a big step down from GTA 5 and RDR1. So hopefully, it was just the B-team responsible for GTA:O, and 6 won't suck dick.
Is there any special cutscene with Michael for buying Devin's mansion specifically? If not I'm just going to buy the Richman one.
>>549609501Haviland is the only sane option. It’s either coomer shit or le ebin urban black man
>>549611314Yeah, idk why everyone was losing their minds over this for. It was always clear that they were never going to go over $20m. The most expensive shark card only gives you $10m.>>549611324Let's be honest, it was probably the I-Team that was writing it, given how Bollywood-esque type of corny GTAO's ""storyline"" (if you can even call it a story) has gotten.
So is there a new Supercar that's got Imani tech that's also better than the kreiger and HSW cars?
>>549612008I bought that one because I like the properties away from the city. Michael says something about the “last guy that owned this place had no taste”, but he could possibly say that about the other two. I have no idea, but that was the only possible thing. There’s no mention of Devin by name
I don't know guys about that phone guys, I saw the movie.
>unmanned self-driving AI cars everywhereARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>549613076first update they make to traffic in ages and it's just that lmaonever change rockstar
How do I get my car on the Podium?
What the fuck is with all the pero caca decorations?
>what do you need mommy?BASED AND MOMMYPILLED
qrd on the update and the ai?
What cats y'all getting?
>>549612008ive bought all 3. all cutscenes are almost the same. the only difference is in a single throwaway line michael makes before mr faber shows upin devin's mansion its like >>549612498 says, in the other 2 he says something like "good thing you didnt buy the one at tongva hills, the previous owner was a dick" or something like that.its kinda weird tho, how michael still shows up at your house and amanda says "welcome to the neighborhood" for both the devin mansion and the vinewood mansion. devin's mansion is literally in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and the vinewood mansion is all the way on the other side of LS from where michael lives. makes it seem like the "canon" mansion to own is the Richman one.
>>549614883Which mansion has the best view?
>>549614883How did you get a cutscene for each mansion??? You can only view that cutscene once per character, right?
>self driving taxis everywhereThe time has come, and so have I.My dear APC_____, you were at my side all along. My true mentor. My guiding moonlight.
pEAK ART
>you can pay 1.75 million to eliminate business raids entirelywell not the worst way they could've gone about it i guess
>>549615258after 7 days of workin' down unda, thats pocket money
>>549615002imo it comes down to personal taste. if you like the view of the sea and the sunset, devin's is the best. if you like the view of the city, richman is the best.>>549615012bought different mansions with both my characters, for the sole sake of checking out all the difference in cutscenes. then i hopped on legacy and bought it again for the vinewood one, only to find out its the same as richman's.imho the best one to get is Richman. it is the most centrally located, has the best view of the city, and it makes the most canonical sense with the "welcome to the neighborhood" cutscene since michael & amanda both live near Richman.also Madrazo Jr sends you a special text for the Richman one congratulating you on being neighbors with him (his house is also literally right next to yours). i've gotten no special text messages with the other 2 far, although im expecting to get one for the devin one soon.
you can buy all three actually
i don't even have a millionhow do i grind money? are the yatch missions still 5x?
>>549615584mansions should be your furthest priority if ur a new/broke player lmao. its literally the most endgame content, like a level 1 in WoW asking to jump into a Mythic raid.also yacht bonuses are over. i think there's no bonus this week, not even discounts. luxury autos is empty an theres no new weekly challenge, seems like a pretty empty week in terms of money bonuses.
>>549615584You can still do Heists.
>>549615482Sweet
What did you name your pets? I named my dog Bruv>>549614438Calico
>>549615883>>549616036what should i get started with? preferably any content that can be done solo in invite only lobbiesi have an office and a clubhouse, and i think a bunkeri don't know what to do in the game so i just find daily collectibles for now
damn they added a lot of shit back to the car sitesabout fucking time
>>549616225bunker for the next 100 hourssell at 170k-150k
The interior decor looks samey and bad, there's also little info on how they look from the screenshots, im still trying to decide if i get the femoid AI or the old buttler voice.>17 Mil for the mansion fully upgradedGrim, I expected more customization but i guess most of it is done inside the mansion?
Tongva is literally the only good mansion
>>549616174I named my Husky "Broski"
>>549616975You can change the artwork and such from inside the mansion, but it's honestly not much better. I'm glad there's relatively normal wall art options
Has anyone managed to change clothes in their mansion? The prompt appears for a split second and then disappears until you leave the building and re enter.Another quality Rockstar product
>update out>barely any postsgrim>>549616225If I was gonna start again today I would probably buy in this order>AutoshopGood place to customize cars and good source of income thru export deliveries, car sales and muggafugga jobs>Garment Factory3 Replayable jobs and 1 bonus job every week that pays 2x>Scrapyard3 mini-heists every weekI have everything and I don't play much these days, but these 3 businesses are what I always do whenever I do play.
>>549617376been abstaining from buying the mansion till the fucking storm ends.
any new special abilities?
>>549617742GTA + lets you send out your Employees via phone.
>>549617704isnt it like super early in America
>>549616997It's honestly a tossup between Tongva and Richman for me. Vinewood looks pretty mid from all the streams of it that I've seen so far. Honestly if there only were a Mansion we could buy in Chumash... that would've been the best of the bestest option for me.>>549615335>imho the best one to get is Richman. it is the most centrally locatedTongva literally covers a fasttravel blindspot tho. Theres no other properties you can buy around that region to teleport to using the location preference find new session method.
Huh that's weird, why is the pizza logo cyan.
>>549617808that's all? the mansion is just purely cosmetic?
>>549617859>Honestly if there only were a Mansion we could buy in Chumash... that would've been the best of the bestest option for meFuck me man, all i wanted was a house in Chumash since day one (PC). It could even be a low tier property. Tongva is the next best thing but still>>549617928Your business become unraidable if you buy security
>can own all three>which is the best?Is this a poor question that I'm too rich to understand?
>>549617876...it was always white?
>>549617808And what the fuck does that mean, exactly?
>>549618114i like roleplaying so ill buy only one
>>549617981>Your business become unraidable if you buy securityintredasting
>>549618303Warehouse technicians, rooster and the bail office guys can be sent out to source via the phone
>>549616225If your serious about earning as much money as possible then dont listen to those other 2 retards above me lol. Cluckin Bell is the best way to earn money for a completely NEW player, no investment required, just play the missions and get $500k. Go to the V on the map at Vespucci to start them.Next is the Acid Lab - again zero investment required to start. Do the First Dose missions at Liquor Ace and get the Acid Lab for free. Then do 10 Fooligan Jobs and upgrade your Acid Lab with the money you earned from the First Dose missions. Acid Lab is one of the best passive money makers in the game. Always remember to buy supplies to keep it stocked, and do not source them - you are wasting time doing source missions that can be better spent redoing Cluckin Bell. You can use the daily respawning Stash Houses to fill the supplies up if you dont want to spend the $60k.Keep doing Cluckin Bell while your Acid Lab accumulates acid to sell. Once you have enough money, you can either buy the Kosatka for Cayo or Agency for the Dre Contract. I recommend the latter; Kosatka is literally only good for Cayo. With the Agency there's so many other stuff you can do to generate money - Security Contracts, Payphone Hits, passive income Wall Safe. Do the Dr Dre Contract for a $1mil payout, and then Cluckin Bell for $500k, while you sell acid on the side. If ur up for it try to get to 201 security contracts to max your Agency wallsafe so that it can generate $20k every hour. When you have enough money, you can finally buy the Kosatka and do Cayo which also pays ~$1mil.Once you get the hang of it, Cayo takes 1hr to complete, Dr Dre another hr, and Cluckin Bell 45min. Cayo has a 2hr 24min cooldown if you do it solo. You can do Cayo-Dre-Cluckin, and once ur done with all 3, ur just in time to loop back to Cayo again to set it up on Hard Mode (which pays more than Normal Mode). Sell Acid once it gets full on product while you repeat the loop.
>>549618316GTAO seems barely suitable for RP, why aren't you on one of the FiveM servers?
>>549618563cant be arsed, im just autistici also bought all business in canonical order
>>549618220It used to be white.
>still no tax evasionlame
This car drives very nicely
>>549618458Wait, really?I can tell all those gooks and spics in my crate warehouses to go fetch shit by the comfort of my silver plated Pagani Huayra?I'm going to buy the mansion exclusively for this then.
>>549616225>>549618530BTW this loop is THE optimum active money grind that the broader GTAO community at large (at least the people who've crunched the numbers and know what they're doing) agree with. The only issue with this grind is that its just so mindnumbingly soulless and its what makes GTAO feel like a job, so it's up to you if you want to repeat it again and again.My personal opinion? Do this loop until you have enough money to buy the Nightclub and Bunker (2 of the best hands-off passive businesses in the game right next to the Acid Lab), like what >>549616593 said. Then you can play the game and have fun while your passive businesses make money for you - no active grind whatsoever unlike the optimum method.And dont bother with "muh autoshop/salvage yard" or "muh Garment Factory" like >>549617704 said. All those businesses are sub-optimal as fuck, and IMHO reserved for lategame players who have a nice cushion of money in their bank to fuck around with the other contents in the game. If you want money fast and to be in a comfortable position fast, follow my guide.Or... if you have a friend, you can always just buy a Doomsday facility and run Bogdan B2B with him and ignore everybody else in the thread who'll tell you otherwise.t. have 10000 hours across all 3 platforms AKA only one you can trust in knowing wtf to do when it comes to earning money.
>>549618871
>>549618990or just play the game and have fun instead of turning it into a soulsucking jobyou stupiD FUCKING NIGGERYOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED ON MY YACHT
>>549618987No no, that feature is locked behind the paywall
>>5496162251. CEO special crate warehouses (send out crate slaves to get you crates) and sell mixed race goods for 50k every 15 mins2. Vincent heist is 500k payout with no propety buy required3. Acid lab is 300k or 500k every hour or two if you sell in full lobby, you can boost production speed once per real time day, deliveries are on one motorcycle and it can be resullpied through the phone4. Bunker turns 75k into 250k in empty or 300k in full loby in same time acid takes, also has spare parts truck you can sell for 100k every 15 minutes5. Agency lets you start dr dre heist, 9 setups 1 finale pays 1m flat, first time has cooldown per mission but after first completion can be farmed. Also if you do the security missions your daily safe income raises up to 20k/in game day6. Auto shop is ok for money from the one mission that pays 300k and you can buy 2 lifts that bring in cars to customize for cash. This business should not be used as a startup/main business7.Nightclub is another further to end game business that should only be bought after you own the bunker and MC businesses otherwise you only make the passive max 50k/24min8. MC businesses (coke, cash, meth, weed) are ok for money if you have freinds to help you sell, I mostly just use them to fuel the nightclub sales9. Salvage yard is another auto shop tier business where you can do missions to steal cars to either deliver or sell for scrap, and you can buy a tow truck to do side missions where you tow in vehicles and scrap them. I would say it's slightly better than the auto shop but warehouses, bunker and acid should be your first priorities, making sure to send for crates every 48 minutes, buy supplies or steal them if you're not pressed for time to run MC businesses, use the vincent heist for quick cash. 10. Kosatka can be bought and you can do cayo perico, a one man heist that pays roughly 1m upon completion. Look up guides on how to do it, I suggest buying the sparrow with rockets to do the setups
>>549619105Okay, i've been a GTA+ sub since it came out.Your point?
what cars they added to HSW?
>>549619183Just looking out for you bb
>>549615584see >>549269616>>New Players Guide:>https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guidesAlso do the free Acid and Vincent heists, you get one million each and Acid unlocks the Acid lab for you
Asset Flip :The Update
>>549619183>>549619264Also you don't need the mansion for it I think
>>549618987explain yourself, faggot.
Is the new M3 good?
>>549619047
>can pet the dog>can't pet the kittyupdate ruined
>>549619369Yeah you don't.Thank you R*, it only took you 3 years.Better late than never.
>>549619637cats will scratch you if you pet themdogs won'tdogs>>>>>>>>>>
>>549616593>>549617704>>549618530>>549618990>>549619131oki have already started some clucky bell missions, so i guess i'll continue those first, then i'll get into acid labdo i get $500k every time on easy? i'm not very good and keep taking lots of damage all the time
>>549617491huh weird i don't have that issue here.
>>549619371kek catched
>grinded to $17 million >bought the Richman mansion>still have $2.5 million leftoverDon't know what to do now. So this what endgame feels like?What I own terms of businesses and assets: >MC Cocaine, Meth, Counterfeit Cash>Farmhouse Bunker (fully upgraded)>Hanger (filled with military aircraft)>Nightclub (fully upgraded)>Acid Lab (fully upgraded)>Doomsday Bunker (filled with Ospery and military vehicles>Agency (101 contracts finished)>Kosatka Submarine>Superyacht >all Moneyfront businesses >Autoshop>have all the cars I wanted, I am not hoarder but collector >had Penthouse Suite 3 but traded it in because I don't do those old heists and Lester kept annoying me
>>549618316I'm all for roleplaying, but I'm even more for having garage space.Also I gotta find a way to spend all this money I made stripping.>>549617816America never sleeps.>>549619567Predictable. Welcome back>>549619963Yeah, my bad I didn't read the start of the conversation I didn't realize you were talking about actually making money and not "what's fun to do in the game"I'll keep my answer tho because again, I have everything but those are the only 3 DLC business that I consistently do, so whenever you get some money lying around I would invest in those.
>>549619371>>549620097...It was the wrong webm, I'm sorry.
>at 40 STR, your character can only do 8 reps of 20kg plateskwab
>>549620280Happy to see you
>>549620348i hate the GTA O dyel body6 better have a slider
>>549620220>So this what endgame feels like?not until you have a second character of the opposite gender and a different flavor with everything unlocked and become invincible in pvp
>>549620457>not until you have a second character of the opposite genderI been playing since Xbox 360 days and now on PC.
>>549620415
>>549620603Note it's the same character since 2013.
>>549613848You go in the vehicle management thing in the garage. Go over a vehicle and press space (or whatever button it says at the bottom if you're on console)
>>549620606I'm pleased to see Michael back
>>549620603I didn't touch RDO because of the single character limit, having two characters with different styles is fun
>>549620457>opposite gender>>549620415I doubt anything is gonna top Paige calling me a 'good girl' for buying the Terrorbyte.https://youtu.be/zy1ohEyr33whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqKU0JBAfjo
i see the agp troons have finally woke up
>>549620954My first supercar, it holds special place in my heart.
>>549620859Torero my beloved...
How do you do Yoga in your Mansion?
>>549621601That 10 year birthday cake trophy thing.
>>549621601>>549621604Good picks
>>549621710>>549621770My two main cars I drive nowadays. GTA public lobbies are fucking warzones.
Anyone tried the new missions yet, or are you all still jacking off in your mansions?
>>549615184which part of mansion is that painting located?
>>549615184>those space guys x PRBUnironically kino art
>>549622489In front of your bedroom, the deco slot is 14/20
So where is the new heist with Michael? I completed all Avi's missions. Don't tell me this is it and there's nothing else? Cuckstar wouldn't do this to me, would they?
>>549622659Im guessing Michael's missions probably will all be dripfed next week, I'm also stuck after finishing up with Avi.
>>549622593K thanks
>>549619963Yep, you'll keep getting 500k every time you do Cluckin Bell, difficulty doesn't matter for it. The only worthwhile missions where difficulty significantly affects your payouts are Cayo, Oscar Guzman, Casino Heist and the Doomsday Heists.Also either follow my guide >>549618530or the /gtag/ guide for what to do next after Cluckin/Acid. Which is choosing between the Agency and Cayo.
>>549621601>>549621604Crazy to think I've had this virtual car for literally 10 years now
>not even a 2x bonus on the new missionswtf is even going on this week? just a huge pointless vanity money sink and nothing for you to earn it back???????
>>549616174Dingus (Left) and Zeke (Right)
>>549623345Where do you buy the dog?
>>549623389Go to the doghouse. Mine was in the corner between the driveway and pools
>>549617106does the boy come from a small town?>>549619456isn't it an M5?>>549620289behave or i'll find you and suck you off
At least we can own all 3
>>549617742if you do yoga in your mansion at max stamina you can temporarily run faster, and if you lift weights at max stamina you get a temporary damage boost. no math on either yet but the speed boost is noticeable to me
>>549623508>behave orOh nooooooooo~
>Michael is in 1 mission for roughly 5 minutesI don't know why I expected anything good from the ship of thesis we call Rockstar nowadays.
>3GB download Nigga i dont have time for that
>>549624602some of the cutscenes from the trailer aren't in the game yet, so >>549622786 might be right with his dripfeed theory >>549623219yeah this week was disappointing to say this least. the only good part about the whole mansion thing was honestly just the security upgrade. i can finally register as an MC prez now without worrying about the stupid raids.
i like the AI assistant's voice, but i don't like how she keeps calling my character "mommy."
>>549620937>under the radar>biggest psychopath and criminal in town>>549624602I imagine they're gonna drip-feed michael missions just like how they dropped Agents of Sabotage and Oscar Guzman in two parts, Oscar being the second part of the Agents of Sabotage update.
>>549619949that just means it likes you.
>>549624828wait, does the femAI really flirt with your femMC by calling you mommy?kek AGPtransbians are going to have a field day with this update
>>549625078yeah, the femAI sounds like it wants to fuck you constantly as well. i'm assuming male characters get called daddy.
best cayo perico solo routes? i'm looking to grind a bit.
>>549625209Yes. >>549620415
>>549624828Then pick another assistant. Angel is MOMMYPILLED and BASED.
>>549625209the femAI calling me daddy is making me feel things
Dripfeed cars
>>549625532All instant buys
>>549615584Vincent, CEO, Acid Lab, bunker, cayo, nightclub, in that order.
>>549623345Tried naming my cat Gojira but the game says it's forbidden text
the diddy parties are going to be endless with this new property
Damn, looking at his wife I guess Michael will be frequenting our mansion to do YOGA with our female character.
>>549625532Kei Truck :D
You can store the mansion Volatus in your hangar and turn it into a personal vehicle
>>549626127neatthats the second helicopter we can get for "free"
>M5>Sentinel instead of Oracle>mfwthose stupid fucking retarded monkeys>>549625532oh shit now it's only missing a Tyrrell P34 and all the Stunticons will be reunited
>mid December>STILL no snow>at least there's the update>log in>get the e-mail to purchase it>it's literally AI written garbagefuck this retard company, ain't even gonna check it out. ZERO hopes for gta6 too
So which mansion is the best overall?
Which location is le best?
>>549627174For accessibility Richman IMO
requested to join the crewshehize
>>549627174Richman, the other one is too close to the casino, the second other is too far away from anything.
any new cars?
>>549627040>>549627174Richman is more likely the canon choice as >>549615335 puts it, best accessibility and the best views of the city.Tongva is more convenient for fast travel since it covers the Chumash-Vineyard deadzone which has no other properties in them for fast travel, and it also has the caveat of being an important story location in the base game. Great view of the westside ocean too which is nice during sunsets.Vinewood is probably the weakest. Poor accessibility. Dead center in a bunch of already close-by properties that you can teleport to (including the Casino), has no wall safe so no point in being close to these properties in the first place. Mid views of the city. The only plus side is the Vinewood sign.
>>549627794Three, two on luxury and one in super
>>549628325And the only one I want is dripfeed content with no release date. Of course.
>>549625532Where's the Ford GT?
>>549629182If it's the FMJ MK V one I can sell it to you. $5.5M
>>5496301433mil and its a deal
>>549630319if it were up to me I'd give it for free, but LSCM says either $5.5M or buy some bus tokens for the ride home
Haviland is great. I like that he calls me sir. I can sort of get behind Angel if you're into that shit. But who the hell would pick OG?
>work it mommyHHHHNNNNGG
I was at some guy's mansion and he had loads of npcs partying at the pool. He had the Richman mansion. When I host a party at the Vinewood residence all the npcs are in a party room downstairs. Does it differ for all mansions?
>>549632604Nevermind I just had to go up one floor
They fixed the bulletproof D5
>they didn't include broughy in this gift wavewew lad
>20 million>most youtubers have billions by nowlol
>>549634416He mentioned Cayo Perico for me (haven't done the casino heist). Wonder what the dialogue is if you haven't done any heists at all
>>549634765Weird I've done Cayo too and it was the last heist I did.
>>549630143>>549630453Yeah I'm not doing that, sorry.
>>549619949cats only scratch retarded spackers
>Can lounge at the pool with my cat10/10 update
I feel sorry for anyone who crashed at the end of the trashmaster mission, a very fitting theme for such a long, repetitive, garbage mission
What has arrived today on #GTAOnlineNew Properties• The Richman Villa• The Tongva Estate• The Vinewood ResidenceProperty Features and Amenities:• 20 Vehicle Garage Per Mansion• Enter & Exit Via Driveway or Private Helipad• Master Control Terminal in Office• Armed Security Detail (Prevents raids on businesses)• Car Podium inside mansion to show off car of choice• Trophy Cabinets to display achievements from your GTA Online career• In-house Salon with on-site Barber and Tattoo Artist• Yoga area, useable Gym Equipment, Swimming Pool, • and Hot Tub• AI Assistant with choice of three distinct personas and ability to host Mansion Parties, Fast Travel, and boost Business Production• Nameable cat and dog PetsNew Vehicles:• Pfister X-Treme (Super)• Übermacht Sentinel XS4 (Sedan)• Grotti GT750 (Sports Classic)• Vapid FMJ MK V (Super) – This will be an exclusive to GTA+ Members for this first weekNew Law Enforcement Emotes:• Tactical Salute• Baton Twirl• Wasn’t Me• Flash BadgeNew Missions:• KnoWay Out – Help Avi Schwartzman crash KnoWay’s reputation — and stock price — through acts of strategic sabotageCreator Update• All New Mission Creator Tool3x GTA$ and RP:• Featured Series: Hotring Races2x GTA$ and RP:• Community Race Series (4x for GTA+)• Meth Sell Missions (including Biker Business and Nightclub Goods)Salvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through December 17th):•The Gangbanger Robbery: Übermacht Sentinel Classic (Standard)• The Duggan Robbery: Enus Deity (Top)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Lampadati Viseris (Mid)
>>549636681Weekly Challenge:• Complete the KnoWay Out Finale as Leader to be rewarded with GTA $400,000Premium Race:• Across the Wilderness (Off-Roads only)HSW Time Trial:• Sandy Shores to La PuertaTime Trial:• ObservatoryFIB Priority File:• The Black Box FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Vapid Hustler• Western Rat Bike• Dewbauchee Rapid GT Classic• Dinka Enduro• Ocelot LocustLuxury Autos:• Übermacht Sentinel XS4• Pfister X-TremeLucky Wheel:• Übermacht SC1Prize Ride:• Finish in the Top 3 in the LS Car Meet Series for two consecutive days and you will be rewarded with the Överflöd Entity XXRPremium Test Ride:• Weeny Issi RallyTest Rides:• Dewbauchee JB 700• Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio• Benefactor SuranoTake full advantage of the latest discounts40% off:• Meth Lab Upgrades and Modification• Meth Labs30% off:• Schyster Deviant• Vapid Trophy Truck• Vapid Ellie• Pfister Comet Safari• Vapid Dominator GTT• Progen GP1• Annis Minimus• Pfister Astron• Canis Castigator• Pegassi Osiris• Grotti Turismo OmaggioGun Van Discounts:50% off:• Combat Shotgun40% Off (GTA+ Members Only)• Compact EMP Launcher
>>549634765>>549634870It might be they have a list parameters that trigger at least one line of dialogue that signal he still speaks with Lester and knows about your shenanigans with real jobs like he used to plan.The Casino might take precedent over several other things. There might be one where he talks about the Fleeca bank.
>>549632753It's not working for me. I went up the stairs to the Pool. Does it just happen at random?
>>549634967You'll be spending that much to buy it and fully upgrade it eventually. It's not like LSCM takes a profit off of each sale.
>>549637337I'm not buying it for 5.5m. I'll just lag switch the wheel.
>>549636681>New emotesOh shit
>>549633072It was fun while it lasted
Vinewood is the best mansion because who the fuck wants neighbors?
First things first. Put Imani tech on all the old vehicles that can get it now. See how many millions this will cost me
>>549638296Also the big Vinewood sign makes for a nice backdrop
>>549277885they did this "enhanced version" for one reason only, MONEY
I made 5 millions already by just spamming my cargo slaves from my new mansion.It's so fucking over, I will NEVER do another Cayo Perico ever again.
>>549636681>>549636819>no michael missions>only $400k weekly bonus from the avi missions after you've blown $10m++ on it>another MC business bonus in year 2026-1month>0 (ZERO) gta6 newsits almost like rockstar wants us to hate them. its not even almost anymore at this point. they WANT us to detest them. fucking kikes...
>>549639546Why would there be any GTA 6 news?
>>549639941NTA but there should've been GTA 6 news the moment they delayed it last month. The fact that there were none and that they've been radio silent beyond dropping the (quite honestly) mediocre DLC that they've just released is genuinely appalling.I'm with anon here, fuck R*.
>>549640092I hate that you can't use the recording feature when drinking
>>549639430what's the process? are sales automated or something?
my mansion is too fucken big
>>549640249No but you don't have to drive all over the map to send out your goons to source goods for you
>>549640228The recording feature gets cut during a lot of things you really want to record, it's infuriating.
>>549639941BECAUSE, its been too fucking long without news. and fuck them, that's why.>>549640249by unironically paying $8 a monthhonestly the best change in the entire DLC and they paywalled it behind a subscription, as if they dont already make billions from shark cards every yeardespicable pennypinching kikes, all of them
To the anon who said you can't pet your pets...
>>549627040Tongva
>>549640553like all the cars added since 2020, this guy is actually from 6 but spilled out into Online, didn't he? Probably the villain
oh shit what's that?
>>549640962self driving taxis
who is this qt, /gtag/?
>>549640553Why is he built like a twink?For being the stereotypical european mastermind businessman behind every major criminal enterprise in america, you'd expect him to have a wrinkly beer gut, no?
>>549641274He has modern alchemy called Ozempic.
>>549639430you need gta+ for that?
years of updates and the office is still the only property that allows you to leave it in any personal vehicle you own, not just the ones stored there
So that cut scene is all the Michael there is?
>>549642427Wish there was a button that makes the pets follow you around the house
So I guess we have a new Cluckin Bell.
FOR ALL YOU FAGS ITT CRYING ABOUT "WHERES MUH MICHAEL MISSIONS":https://youtu.be/A7XO8VafWZ0?si=R2vPgd2vIgcvsKH_
>>549642681qrd
>>549642897what a shit video>do all avi schwartzman >you get home sweet home mission and michael is there>"it's seems is a hint for incoming weeks!!!"yee thanks for NOTHNG
>>549615482Neat
>>549640208>>549640679What news do you want? It's not coming out for at least another year
I do enjoy the map showing all your properties on it.
>>549642341I spoke too soon, the final mission with Michael is actually not bad.
SHOW ME THE CARS
>>549641690yeah anoncan you afford 7 dollars every month?
what's new in the update gimme the QRD
I hope none of you niggas are skipping doing your daily reps.
>>549645837big housesome shitty forgettable missions
>>549646153Finally I can train my strength without punching people at the beach...
>>549646297and what cars tho
So what exactly is the point with Faber going hell at the end of the mini-heist with Michael?I kinda liked him a bit.
>>549646750you are not funny.let me guess, you fucked up again.
>>549619131>250k in empty or 300k in full>spare parts truck you can sell for 100k every 15 minutesI can't tell if you're making this up or incredibly bad at math. Are you brown?
>>549646528Here is one anon, the Grotti GT750
>they didn't fix the terminus window problemIt's over
>>549647120la creatura...
>lone house in the middle of nowhere in the Tongva Hills>"THIS IS A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD"What did Michael mean by this?
>>549648480hes 70
>>549648480>lone house in the middle of nowherthe best possible neighborhood
>>549648073get the patrol
>>549619637You can pet the cat
>>549649786yeha I realized that lateronly when he's not sleeping, though
>>549650048why would you want to bother him?
>>549648480Either Richman really is the canonical mansion, or Michael has bought the Vineyard and is now living there with Amanda.
Angel sounds like my ex
>>549651136>>549648480He probably owns property all over the county. He WANTS the neighborhoods to be nice, because he vas a vested interest in their value.
I've seen the comparison pics and I would buy vinewood if it had trees in the yard but it doesn't so I'm going to buy richman
>>549650593I can pet my irl cat when he's sleeping and he doesn't move, just starts purring
anyone know the vault conditions?
>>549651370same but for OG
>>549651136or San Andreas is canonically so small that circumnavigating it takes less time than my morning commute
>>549639430>25k results in 35k of profitnot too shabby, especially when i don't even have to do anything i don't like to do.
>>549651983At the moment all i've seen people say is that it fills up based on your current bank balance.Haven't seen anyone talk about caps though. I'm sure it is capped, just not sure where that cap is.
>>549652076whoops, forgot to mention that i'll be putting that F1 car on a pedestal, feels like the right thing to do.
>>549652253sir that's an indycar
>no maidslame
>>549652349what the hell is that?>>549652392you'll have your horny AI assistant and you will be happy.
>>549614438as a kid I had three cats, one of which was a calico, so I got a calico and named it after my girl to honour her because she passed away a few years back at the ripe old age of 17. the other two didn't have representative coat patterns.
>no twerking statue for the mansion>but you still get the dabbing statue
>>549652475>what the hell is that?burger f1
>>549648873If there were trees on those hills yes
I wish I could practice overworld PvP without feeling like a Russian griefer.
>>549627823I picked the Vinewood one because it has a unique patio, and because it's on the game's version of Mulholland Drive. I strongly considered Weston's location, and might end up moving if the game allows us.
>>549652392>tfw no maid outfits
>>549652765F1 is burger F1. Indy cars are a whole other thing.
New paypig car.
Does it really allow owning all of the mansions? If so, why wouldn't I want all of them? That's more parking all around. None of them are in convenient locations.
>>549652201Shieeet my vault is gonna be empty after i buy the mansion
>>549653314I just got all 3.
How many Kei trucks will you be buying?
Has anyone ever found out how the money is determined for the mission maker yet?
>>549653617> Does it really allow owning all of the mansions?Yes, I already have them all.
They didn't add any new clothing or hairstyles?
>>549652727do u have to pay for all these decorations in the casino to use them in the mansions? or are they separate?
Tell me that the claw machine prizes from the arcade can be used in the mansions.
>>549653721Yup.
>>549653617because the first one you choose to own is special since its where all the new michael cutscenes take place
>>549653721I don't want all three.
>>549654102Your penis is very big
>>549653617>why wouldn't I want all of them?imo it feels weird having more than one big house. you can rationalize having a ton of condos but realistically why would you have more than one mansion
On that note, why can't we own all 3 yachts?
>>549654357It's not like owning a real house. It's just parking spaces in a video game.
>>549654569Where are you going to put 3 yachts? Where are 30 players going to put their 3 yachts?
>>549654569if the yacht update had released within the last five years we would've been able to captain it. I think the Kosatka is slightly bigger than it, and they've long since figured out how to move vehicles with instanced interiors/deployable vehicles stored in them. the only thing that would give them trouble is the hot tub, but they could've just put it inside the interior.
Any bicycle parking at the mansions?
Interesting
>>549655001For the last several years, the updates feel like they were designed for the game 10 years ago. These features would have been great back then, but kinda don't matter anymore.
>>549655001i wonder if these boosts are the same as those ps3 era boosts... the ones that made you run, swim, and reload slightly faster based on your stats iirc
>>549654630ITS REAL TO ME GODDAMMIT
Looks like a nice location for free concerts.
>>549654787In the water, ideally
>>549655001>>549646153>didn't update the outdoor gym on the beach to have this stuff
any good player made mission?
I guess you can be a cocktail bartender for other people visiting your mansion? Weird thing, but alright.
>>549655898You mean the one where you drive to a place and shoot NPCs, or the one where you shoot NPCs and then drive to a place?
>>549654569I figure that in game, it doesn't exist as 3 Yachts, Its just 1 Yacht with different options of Small / Medium / Large. It'd be like asking why you couldn't have all 30ish Kosatkas, thinking each Flag option counts as different vehicle.
>>549656102the one you drive to a NPC and shoot a place
>>549656204That one was truly special.
>>549656140They arbitrarily limit the amount of high end apartements to 10, tooShould have limited it to one mansion per character
is there some way to tell the 5 npcs in my warehouse and rooster in the hanger to go get cargo without me needing to there to tell them?can the ai do that?
Is my discount eternal? I only have 5 million and i dont really wanna play GTA right now
>>549656893If you pay.
>>549657114>>549656893
forced wanted level that is impossible to lose is the one thing that makes me want to nuke R*'s headquarters
>>549657114>>549657332of course it would be gta+ exclusive
>>549633072Back to the Armored Kurama. I'll miss throwing bombs while bulletproof. I'm glad I've already done most of the Tier 4 fights where having the D5 was useful.
>>549657114>>549657332This shit is so fucking gross
>did the missions for the discount, even got the alert I qualified for the discount>never got the reward clothes, and the mansions charged me full pricelolalso, I noticed there's no Heist planning room so you need to also own a High-End apartment to continue doing them.
Best mansion location?
>>549653617You only want to own Richman and Tongva, because the Vinewood mansion is too close to the casino to make fast travel meaningful. Vinewood also looks at a parking lot and is riddled with glitches right now. Wait a month for Rockstar to patch them. >>549654323Thank you, I know. This little Mexican girl I fucked in college was almost too tight to get it into.
>>549658235The one you like most
>>549658383what glitches
>>549658196They did it to ensure apartments weren't irrelevant. It's gating the heist content behind owning specific property. In this case, an apartment.
>>549658383>the Vinewood mansion is too close to the casino to make fast travel meaningful??>and is riddled with glitches right nowWhat glitches? I haven't seen any
>>549658404Tbh Tongva Hills has the most scenic location and the best yard, but the exterior paint is fucking ugly and it's located in an inconvenient spot. I bought it but I'll probably never spend time in my mansion anyway. I live in the casino and salvage yard more than anything.
>>549658235Consider the drive to your businesses. Either something near, or something where the drive will be a straight shot that you can race down with fewer turns. Realistically, buy them all, and probably skip the upgrades until there is a sale.
>>549658590except the stilt houses from 2015 also have heist planning rooms. I know, I've had one since they first launched.this update also definitively means we are never getting beach houses in Del Perro/Vespucci/Chumash.
>>549659113Stilt houses essentially are apartments with a different look, at least as far as game mechanics are concerned.
>join public lobby>spammed with mansion invitesAh, it's like 2013 and the race to 200k for Eclipse towers all over again
>>549659319I know. my point was your distinction between apartment and mansion is arbitrary. the entire point of the mansions was consolidation, that's why we can access every other business from it.
>>549659764I mean, it also didn't negate needing to own an arcade for the casino heist or a facility for the doomsday heist.Again, it's obvious why they didn't give a heist room for the mansion.
>>549659054YJK>>549659764You can access every business but no HEISTS, just like every property that had dedicated Heist, you can only access the original 4 from your apartment, cayo from the kosatka, etc.
>>549658613pretty sure micheal will comment about that, I got the richmon one and he says "you didn't buy that one too did you? the previous owner wasn't very nice">>549659054yjk
>>549659743Is there a trophy for getting visitors? The nightclub had one.
>new itali classic can have an open topAlright, new best car in the game, coming thru.https://youtu.be/8Zxaltir53w?t=486>>549429118>mansion lets you teleport to office warehouseOh hey, looks like I got what I asked for. >>549627597>4 stars>bustedHuh, thought that could only happen on 1 star.>>549635707Very cute.>>549640679I wouldn't mind the GTA+ menu/phone app if they gave us a physical place to do the same thing.>>549660395Nope, there's a yoga and a gym one tho.https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/contact-missions/a-safehouse-in-the-hills
>>549661123>Stopped the cops while i just cruise in the limoOk pretty fucking based upgrade, worth every penny.
Arcade is kinda cool
>>549659743>>549661123Maybe they're testing the dresscode function? If visitors have unique costumes that can't be duplicated at stores, they may want to glitch some stuff out of the system before Rockstar patches it.
So exercise equipment gives a temporary strength and speed boost? How temporary is temporary? A game minute? A game day?The answer determines whether I care to ever do it. Not a speed-runner, but I can see how a speed-runner might use this to goose some mission, unless the game blocks doing so.
Having the ability to have like your private night club with your custom radio playing is really neat.
>boot game up>ready to buy mansion>midnightI'm such a bitch, lmao, I want the cutscene to happen with a sunset
Is the Mansion a total scam? Even the Yacht has a cool ability like defense that we can pair with the Kosatka to btfo shitters, the Mansion doesn't seem worth it at all.
>>549663363You can use it to fast travel to any of your other businesses. A quick exit to far away.
>>549663204
>>549663363>completely gets rid of raidsyeah, I'd pay triple the price for them.>>549663574KEK, exactly what I want to avoid.
>>549661123>Huh, thought that could only happen on 1 star.Avi's mission.
>>549663574I waited an entire day just so that doesn't happen lol wrong climate/hour can kill a scene in this game.
amanda kinda thicc
What does the gym bonus do?
>Fast traveling from the mansion to the nightclub also triggers the VIP or the throw-some-punk-out missionNeat
imma boutta slide onna oppswho want the smoke
can I have a quick qrd on the mansion?what does it give outside of the yoga and workout buffs, the ai calling us daddy, the fast travel everywhere?what does the vault do?I have 70mil and Im glitching stuff, idc about the money but I'm genuinely scratching my head about thiswhich mansion is the kinoest, is it the vinewood because of it being close to the city, or doesnt matter since you will be a fast traveler?
>>549657003Yes, and it applies if you buy more than one mansion >>549666472Oh hecc yeah boutta change my default spawn from the auto shop and never listen to the nogs aggressively flirt again
Yoga chads stay winning.
>>549667391The vault is a display of your current wealth. It's just a visual trophy really. Ironically a bigger pile before you bought the mansion.
>>549668040I think it's capped at $100M, i'm at $120M right now and it hasn't gone down after buying the other 2 mansions.At least it didn't go down enough for me to notice.
I just tested and you can't invite strippers to your mansion.
>>549668524That settles it. Burn it all down.
>>549668524Wait what
>>549668602>>549668768When you call them they have the option to invite them to your apartment and if you do there is no buzzard sound in your mansion or message that they arrived.
Which custom car is good for drag races?
Apparently you can boost your acid lab from the mansion and boost it again in the acid lab itself
>>549669746Yup
>>549668524why does the water look like mini ocean
>>549670000It's the jacuzzi effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftA7c180jXA
>>549669420I can usually win in my Pißwasser Dominator or my Calico GTF.
>doing nightclub sale>some kind of chink comes after me in an armored car>throws sticky at me>sends my pounder customer ragdolling through the air What in sam hill, can modders change your vehicle's mass with their weapons or was it just extra extra pushy but not extra hurty for some reason?
>>549671306Physics gets extra glitchy when multiple players are in a session, especially near each other. If I crash into a car, and other players are nearby, that's when the car i ran into is sent into the distance.
>>549669420I use the Coquette D10, Gauntlet Hellfire or Jester RR
>Do yoga>Insanely fast movement boostHow long does this last?
>>549671856No idea. I will be disappointed, but not surprised, if the effect doesn't continue into missions. Seems like it would be nice to have during a heist getaway.
>>549671306The Pounder Custom is just that bad
>>549672209Not true. It's very heavy and sturdy and I've had people shoot it with just about everything in the game both during a sale and in freeroam and nothing's ever come close to sending it ass over head like that guy did
>>549674132I'm just joking
>>549664660>check how long it takes from cutscene to start to them getting in the balcony>sun sets at 19>start cutscene at 16:30>time is frozen during cutscenekekWell, as soon as my stars disappeared from my head I checked out already.>>549664402gawd dammit, I guess I spoiled myself lol
>>549674554You can't jonk with me right now man I've been assembling and moving furniture for two days straight and I have a headache
That's one way to do it, I guess...
I liked the mansion tbqh, it's a nice addition to endgame content.
>>549676093Same. I really enjoy seeing the cat sleep in different spots
new mansion has no mirrors>lost technologies
WHAT THE FUCKHOLE SWEET HOME IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Why is the Hardy now called the Hardy Way?
>Mansion has no kitchenkek
bros.... I think I'm falling in love with Angel
>>549679929But anon, she's just a voice. A voice from a young boy in a call-center in India.
Why the fuck are people joining a drag and immediately leaving it even though I start right away. And why tf does it let me start on my lonesome and how do I quit a started race? These niggerfuckers I swear, some cuntholes wait for a 3rd and 4th before starting their homo race. I would get banned right quick if chat was enabled.
>>549679792Who needs a kitchen when you can just KnoWay food to your doorstep?
Amanda got a face full of Botox
>>549680483If they lag-switch once the race is starting, they can race alone and still get credit for winning?
>>549680725But I raced alone and got fuck all.
>>549681629Usually if players leave, i still get credit for the win.
"mansions" are too small to be called mansion and the interior and decorations suck
>>549681693Never had that happen.
>>549682294And yet they still managed to beat the expectations of most people.
>>549658235Richman Villa, most of my businesses are on western Los Santos.
>>549683823Seriously what is up with the fucking shitting dogs in the mansion?
>>549683823I bought that one too for my dog-themed mansion.My main mansion has the cartoon characters painting.
>>549680624Yeah that's not even close to the same model, I didn't know who it was until M said her name. Fits her character though Why are you a nigger
>>549683950Not as bad as having to choose between a farting woman or a twerking negress
>>549680624>Amanda goes full on bimbo
Bought the richman place with podium but how do I get my one car in the garage on that thing? The blue marker only let me put it in other places of the garage..
>>549684795>>549620859
holy fuck the nimbus champagne is still considered a weaponwhat the fuck
Does the mansion fast-travel work in both directions?
>>549684474Because I'm a criminal
>>549682548They are like the stilt houses but with a pool and garden
>>549685894If you go from one mansion to another mansion, yes
>>549686093Not really enough to be useful.
>>549686253Eh I guess if you do Tongva to Vinewood it's vaguely useful
>>549677061>not even the makeover chair has one
>>549687127If I logged into the game, and knew already that some business had a delivery ready, than spawning at a mansion could be convenient, so I could fast travel and launch the delivery. But if I'm playing the game normally and just want to check on things, the mansion is too out of the way to really bother traveling to.
those contractors stole the kitchen, it's over
>>549688020Getting a mental image of a kitchen themed to look like a bank vault, and I kinda want one now.
yeah were shooting faber in 6 months
https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/0ExWSr9Bvq5Putzsn5w54/gtav-title-update-1-72-notes-ps5-ps4-xbox-series-x-or-s-xbox-one-pc-enhancedNot in the mood to read it right now, but there's usually some hidden changes here.
>>549690249Who the fuck does he think he is, taking showers in MY mansion while I'm unaware he is even there? Acting all high and mighty because he has eyes everywhere. How about eyes everywhere except in that thick skull of his? I should railgun his fucking toe shoes off
>>549677061>>549687395
how thye actual fuck do i arrange garages
>>549691768one by one
How do you have NPCs chilling outside your Mansion? When I do a House party they're just inside...https://x.com/deathsbridee/status/1998813604603379821
Do you think the mansion security upgrade stops the "oops we forgot to tell you your cargo is being stolen even though you aren't registered, and they just got away" bullshit or is that still in the game
>hosting a party fills your mansion with NPCs in your housegreat for people with no friends like myself!
WHERE CAT
>>549692331inside next to the couch, the room with the large TV against the wall and the large glass windows/door to the balcony.
>>549692812thankhis name is oliver
>>549693267Mine is Six69420Seven
I don't know if I want a pet in a GTA game, but in RDR my dog was named "Sup".... I'm not proud.
>game updated>mods brokeGuess I'll have to play without euphoria...
>>549693497The GTA pet is really just a glorified mansion decoration
>>549693798You could say that so was the dog in RDR, but occasionally they do pay some free gold for finding a dog and petting it.
>>549691408Never let reality get in the way of a good joke.
haviland is the only correct optionyou gooners trust a robothot with your shit while i have an elderly ai engerland man
>>549694171You see that collar and bowtie graphic in the AI's logo? That's the only thing you robo-valet is wearing.
>>549694171Accurate
Did they change the fucking AFK kicking mechanics? Twice in the last few hours I've been in the car meet and been kicked less than two minutes after walking forward, do you actually have to bring up your phone or interact with something now?>>549694171I really wish I could have haviland reading Angel's lines
>>549694993Depending on if you play fullscreen or windowed you will get more time to AFK, in windowed you get 15 minutes while on fullscreen you get 5.
carfags in the art department are not being supervised at all because who added a daytona lmao
>>549695416Xbox. And I wasn't losing track of time or anything, I moved forward and the screen brightened (I set it to auto dim after 2 minutes) and then it kicked me before it went dim again
>>549695718and you can tell it's an all-male team because they actually know what they're doing
>>549696014we must be getting a back in time segment in gta6 because nobody models all these old cars for no reasonwho the fuck models a laurel for fun?
my Aztec Copper/beige 57 Coquette. only 200~ made in this colour combo
>>549694171I picked Angel for the joke and not even a day in I'm already tired of it.
>>549692256Works on my Richman Villa.
So were sharks added to online when all the other wildlife was? Haven't seen any and I've looked around a bit.
>>549697541YOU CANT CHANGE?
>>549697835Yes, i've been attacked several times.
>>549697835shargks move in silence
>>549697852Do you think rockstar would let you undo a decision? Especially for free
>add new garage>remove autoshop freedom
I take it back, I like Angel again.
How's progress on your bunker resupply missions?
>>549697578Are you on Enhanced or Legacy?
labyrinthian
That was my car, you pricks
>>549702282Ok that was great
>>549691408SHAMONE!
>>549697871In freemode? I've seen a lot of people saying they exist in freemode but the only videos I can find of them is in that one Oscar mission.
Cocky little asshole, you almost died. Get outta here
man that mission with Michael was too kino, that's what GTA is about
can you still disconnect your internet at the end of the cayo heist to do it again without the prep?
>>549691101>Fixed an issue that resulted in Rashkovsky not following players during The Prison Break – Finale
>>549704459nah or at least I don't think so, they fixed it where it doesn't work anymore or you just need to have precise timingyou may have to use the autohotkey script to do it
What are your thoughts on the new update?
im sick and decided to reinstall for something to do. everything is so tedious and enraging, feels like its not worth the effort
>>549713412I'm shocked nobody is talking about the mission creator.
>>549713412I've only done the first 2 mission so far, but so far they didn't seem like they were made of bullshit. Seemed like good quality so far. I mean, I didn't see enemy NPC infinitely spawn in behind me, or that kind of irritating bullshit. I wasn't thrilled that the 1st person cab drove like a bar of soap, but maybe I had a flat I didn't know about or something.
>>549714786It seems weird that they're releasing this change less than a year before GTA6 comes out. Is this beta testing for what GTA6 will have? Is it an indicator that GTA6 just won't have an online mode for a long while so GTA5 has to continue?
>>549716313it's something people have wanted since the Creator was made. it's an EoL thing, basically an admission the game is about to be wound down content-wise. so, give players a way to make their own content so R* can walk away from it and just leave the servers up. I'm already formulating a complex heist to steal some pants, lol
Is the Pfister Xtreme anything special? I have a garage full of similar cars so I'm tempted to buy it and garage anyways.
>>549716313Nta but I'd think you could anticipate VI having access to online about <2 months after it comes out. Rockstar knows how much money Online made them. They'll be eager to release Online 2.0.
Where did Devin Weston go
>25 people in lobby >start bunker sale>trucks!!!>people keep leaving >deliver truck>people keep leaving >deliver truck>8 people in lobby >1.2 million instead of 1.6 with 20+ rivals:(
>>549720860Ending C was stated to be canon, so he's dead.
>>549719805It's another overpriced electric supercar with no HSW upgrade like the Suzume. It has missile lock-on jammers, I guess.
lmao
>>549724742Too bad theres no one in that mansion.
>>549724742exclusive to the Richman location?
auto shops should've come with a customisable shop truck/van you can do jobs with, as should've the biker clubhouse.
>>549724984I have always wanted that mansion since day1(2013)
I like this other paypig carAwful liveries, though
Did Michael really tried to scare us with his gun?? He only mentioned about cayo perico but does he really know about everything the online character has done?? lmao
>>549720860He died of ligma
>>549732140he's just letting you know he moves around in the same circles that you do
>>549702282It was a junker anyway.
>>549698572What do you mean?
>>549725492yesno other mansion has such a special text message associated with it, not even Devin's old houseI actually expected a text from like Don Percival or something, but so far nothing.
>>549732140What actually influences Michael's dialogue during that part?Is it the last major heist you did before triggering the cutscene? Or the latest released heist that you've done? I got him asking if I did the Diamond heist..
where the fuck is my free vehicle workshop upgrade?
That's not your name, Michael.
>>549736713autoshop lets you paint cars in any color without the unlocks
>>549737742I had him asking about the pacific standard job.
The hurting will begin soon
>>549733775>he moves around in the same circles that you doEvidently he doesn't. Our character is way above his pay grade, Michael's biggest score was UD (((that could not be done))) that in our criminal career is considered a measly autoshop one-off contract. We robbed the casino, an international drug lord, we own a submarine, a fucking osprey, MOC and an orbital cannon, we have multiple criminal enterprises spanning across the whole county. Michael pales in comparison and is basically a washed up two bit gangster now. If he wanted to threaten us, then he had to pull out some intergalactic alien shit or something.
>>549737742>>549739325I got something about the casino
At least the second cutscene with Michael let me keep my stars.>>549706004What did I say?Thanks for going thru it.>>549713412No raids good, no new clothes bad.20 new garage slots, with 40 more as to buy as they release more cars, missions are fun, solid 7/10.There's also the new emotes, so I guess maybe 80/100.>>549714786I'm not gonna wrestle with menus, that's not my idea of fun.When people start making missions for it then I'll give my opinion on it.Actually, I heard you can make cutscenes in there, so maybe I will eventually wrestle with menus.>>549720860https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/2c0bvydstgql620guhex56t1niuw33psbuq?cmarkers=-av76n,t0atw>>549724742Ok now I want to buy the Richman Mansion, always liked being a whore to this silly guy.>>549732140Our characters having zero reaction to a gun being pulled was kinda lame. For me he said Casino heist.>>549738345He's in witness protection.
>>549741875boy you're really taking this personally huh
>>549742513I think he is trying to test you and see if you're all talk and no bite or maybe even worse a fed, but considering you not only don't flinch but also smile while looking at his gun he probably knew you were someone to be trusted.Also PC is not The Boss from Saints Row, he doesn't have that much agency outside of gameplay segments.
>>549742772Just stating the obvious. Either the ones who wrote the script are clueless about online or it was written 10 years ago and they just didn't bother to create something new which is why this 'threatening' doesn't just feels off, it feels pathetic.
>>549742964If we talking about obvious, how about the fact that Sessanta had us steal like at most 4 bags worth of gold bars and Michael and his crew stole 2 full huge carts of it.
>>549743180Exactly, that's because this 'score' is so insignificant it's not even worth planning much or hauling so much of the loot because there's cayo and casino with much bigger payouts.
>>549742964I don't think the gun was a threat, it was just to show that he's 'still in the game', or at least still watching it from the sidelines.
>>549738864But that's still possible.
>>549742513>He's in witness protection.The story basically says he's in fake witness protection arranged by Dave Norton. Michael's not in the actual witness protection program, as Lester says "Witness protection, that ain't a house in Vinewood Hills! That's a trailer in Paleto Bay." Which tells us Lester at least recognizes the fact Michael isn't ACTUALLY in witness protection.
>break into stash house>weed plants everywhere>bundles of weed everywhere>document forgery supplies
>>549744617They were robbing Peter to pay Paul.
>>549744350>>549742513There is a 2nd instance where Lester insinuates the witness protection thing is bullshit. When they're driving to initially case the jewellery store lester asks if the FIB is gonna be okay with Michael being "back in business", Michael replies that they know he's just trying to live his life and that it's fine. Lester then says "Right 'Witness protection'" with a heavy dose of sarcasm in his tone.
>>549744148not in the mansion which is what I find silly
EDM?
>>549732140He had me asking about the casino job.
>>549747023Yes
>>549680624>Black MC in GTA:O>Actually looks decentZamn.
No swimsuit dress code for parties? Is this not a beach city?
>>549680624>>549684474>>549685935>>549748883Am I the only anon in here that made my character asian? To me it just seemed odd how there was only one Asian protagonist in the entire GTA franchise, and almost zero other major Asian characters.I just pretend my guy is the long-lost brother of Kiryu who went to America. And that he's mute because he doesnt speak English + he's a descendant of a Ninja clan.
Post your current love.
>>549749419No better way to get around
>>549749419the Coquette classic became my love once i learned to love Corvettes in real life.
>>549750212Beautiful, I think I have that.
>>549702282Pulled up like fedex
>>549750267thanks, i'm currently consolidating all of my classic sports rides into the mansion (i'm only missing the bullet, mamba and the new one from the mansions update). a lot of them still look like shit but i will fix them once i get the car mechanic upgrade for the mansion.
The sentinel xs4 makes me think it's a spiritual successor to this car from midnight club 2. Something about the handling idk
>>549659054My dog was young like chop when GTA5 first came out and died just a couple years after The Contract DLC hits me in my feels every time
bye
>>549749879I like using the havoc (yes I can land it safely)
Looks like the vault cap is actually $1B. Where almost the entire contents of the vault are gold bars.
>>549756124Now I'm wondering if you have all 3 mansions if it's split in between each so you'd need to have 3 billion to fill them all with gold
>>549756867Nah, I have over $110M and 3 mansions, and it looks roughly the same in all of my mansions as a friend of mine with a single mansion and a similar ~$100M bank balance.
Obey 10F
>>549758051widebody.
well there goes my 800k sale...
>>549758112Are you calling me fat?
>thread not dead yetLooks like I got here just in time.
>>549762391>>549762391>>549762391New threadApologies to anyone I might have missed in the cover.Give me a shout and I'll make sure to add you on the next one.
Where those phones always on the map?
