Christmas Blazer Edition!A general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Vote for Dispatch to win Player's Voice Game of the Year Awardhttps://thegameawards.com/brackets/players-voice>Vote for Dispatch to win Debut Indie Game of the Year Awardhttps://thegameawards.com/nominees/best-debut-indie-game>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/Previous: >>549376951
Robert and Courtney lovey dovey sex in the mech WILL be made a reality.
Robert loves both of his wives. But who do (You) love?
>>549473189Prism.
>>549473189I love them both!!
Surely, this thread wil be better, r-right?
>>549473345
>>549471915we know victor
>>549473298Painfully accurate. The context of the game really seals it. If your hot boss called you good looking and asked you to dinner, you'd be happy about it. And if your stalker employee was creeping on you in the bathroom uninvited and tried to guilt trip you into giving her attention, you'd probably want higher ups to know about her antics.
>>549473345Of course no
>>549473573needs Chase and "fuck off"
>>549473297She fixed racism
>>549473345You make your own reality
We must be better Mecha Men and Invisigals.
let's also discuss other telltale games
>>549473861Visi can turn anything she's holding invisible.If she trains enough, do you think she could turn the whole mech invisible?
you faggots arent even respecting /vg/ bump limit etiquette
>>549473917image limit
>>549473896Like what
>>5494739361/2 of all posts being images is genuinely psychotic
>>549474041Blame jeet
>>549473947batman s1, which i'm playing through right nowit's pretty cool, you should try it
>>549473896You won't be shouted down by me for posting about those games, but I don't think there's all that many here who are interested in posting about things that aren't Dispatch. I say try to make a Telltale general /ttlg/ and see how it fairs>>549474041>>549474084Ah so it begins again I see. Invisigal images are good, BB images are bad. Same shit different asshole.
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>>549474187Is their any actual gameplay in there besides qte's?
>>549473849I thought BB was naked here.
>>549473905>do you think she could turn the whole mech invisible?If her and Mecha Man reach max synergy, then yes.
Robert needs a high mobility high intelligence wife to compliment his mecha man stats.Malevola would be perfect.
>>549474396Demons should stay in hell
>>549474339You do some investigation shit during the walking around sections, but besides that it's just QTE sequences.
https://youtu.be/u2B66-7e71E>Then I met you and my eyes changed
>>549474339there's definitely more gamplay compared to dispatch, but that's not necessarily a good thing
She's not done saving this thread yet.
>>549474446>The little heartCute.
>>549473896I liked The Walking Dead. I hated that your choices didn't affect much though.
>>549474546A heroes job is never finished.
>>549474581That's just all Telltale games, though I heard Batman S2 have really significant choices
>>549474446nice graffiti>>549474581it'll probably be the same with Dispatch and it SUCKS
>>549474504Is BB a magical girl?
>>549474632imagine the noise complaints
>>549474723Fuck yes she is. Golden age, head to toe.>>549474734The upstairs AND downstairs neighbors on BOTH sides filed complaints with the office over the noise from that night! Mandy felt so bad she visited Roberts neighbors and gifted them each a SDN care package with a branded mug and bag of coffee beans. There's a comic idea for you!
>>549474504>everyone else gives you shitty lamps>BB gives you a fucking couch so she can cuddle with you on itwife material
>>549474695Do you think ADHOC will ever make actual route branching like in Japanese VNs? I know it's difficult due to full 3D animation production values but you never know.
>>549474961Does she still give you a couch if you didn't do her romance choices? I don't remember.
>>549474695They actually did up their game there, gives me some hope Hero/Villain Courtney will actually have an effect on season 2 that'll be seen throughout the entire season instead of her just getting reset in the first few episodes.
https://youtu.be/a-7ZN7afhOAThis one barely has any views and the scene selection is really, really well put together.
>>549474964I fucking hope. Even if it takes years upon years to develop i feel like that the only way to save these types of games
.... what the fuck does that mean?
>>549475165no one likes mandy
>>549474964Quantum Dream did it so it's not like Western devs can't
>>549475201She sold his soul for 62 cents.
>>549475035Yes, she's just that good. Even if she isn't cuddling Robert on it, she knows he needs a place to sit and sleep. Some theorized that it's Chase's couch but I disagree. She's in the position to be the one to just walk in the store and buy a random couch and throw it over her shoulder with Chase and then fly there.
https://files.catbox.moe/fm5hrc.webmI made this for you Courtney bros
>>549475304I feel like I used to be way more creative. Animations, AMVs, even short stories. All back in the early days of youtube and online forums.Now I can't draw for shit and I wouldn't even know where to begin making something like this.You wouldn't happen to be relatively young, would you?
>>549475304Kino, nice job anon. I really need to rewatch Better Call Saul.
>>549475292the way you praise her is so inauthenticactual BB lovers are more entertaining
>>549475256>>549475557Rope
>>549475505Im 32 and this was my second amv ever. My first was the 60 seconds one>>549475527Thanks anon, It was originally supposed to be all of courtneys best smiles for posting in here, but I couldnt get it small enough so I pivotedCourtneys inspired me to learn a lot, i didnt even know how to get videos or make webms before I played this
>>549475304Winners take it all
>>549474961Don't forget, Malevola brought a beautiful fucking lamp.
>>549475825The wet dream will come to fruition in season 2.
>>549475613>no actual retort
>>549474964type moon could just do the same with all the movie adaptations fate stay night got>>549475825doubt it. it only happened because aaron paul didnt have to moan like a bitch to the mic
>>549476063I'm surprised they didn't make Robert just go for the "it's complicated" route, just to avoid people speculating on canon like this. But Blazer is pretty based, so I guess I can't fault them.
laura bailey says visi romance is canon
>>549476379Nah, I see the romance with Invisigal as the obvious 'alternative' that the devs put a lot of attention into, knowing full well it would be a 'fan favorite' option. That's why it's Laura Bailey. The one that "requires more work" despite the game still trying to default back to her if you want to friendzone them both. It's a weird paradox that surrounds her character. Personally, I think the devs are far more based than they are letting on, and in ways that Invisigal fans wouldn't be happy about. But that's a touchy subject
>>549476063It's not that big deal if you think about it, one compliment from a woman can warm a man's heart for years. BB turned the worst day of his life into the best one. So even with this shit that happened after, the default way would be BB
https://files.catbox.moe/irbusb.mp4Here's the other one I made if anyone cares. Didn't do radio because /v/ anon already did radio better than I ever could
>>549475825
>>549476646true and source?
>>549476939https://x.com/jasonsduval/status/1995818867298353270
>>549476667that's some olympic-grade mental gymnastics
>>549477057I think you understand as many things as you think you do
>>549477016>>549476646Liam O'Brien kind of clocked the game's bias in favor of Invisigal.
I impulse bought a twinkie because of this game and it still tastes as nasty and chemically as I remembered it What does robert see in these things?
>>549477473It's Robert's favorite snack since childhood. Chase, his friend/guardian bought them for him often. Sentimentality let's you see past inherent flaws in certain things.
>>549477473Meanwhile sour patch kids are great
>>549477473robert has terrible taste in a lot of things
>>549476646villain or hero visi? this is very important>>549477473sometimes it isnt about it's flavor but the experience you associate it within his case spending time with his brother from another mother
>>549477647Ehh...They can get tiresome after a handfull.
>>549477473The little cream filled sponge cakes taste good, actually. And because it's actually somewhat real food, you will get energy from them and eating one pack of them a day would actually help to keep Robert trim, instead of eating meals at work when he's just sitting around (this is why office workers get fat)
>>549476901Flambae would be extra assholeish to Robert if this happened
>>549477679Come on. Just because he's into cream filled cakes doesn't reflect on his entire palette.
>>549477814Still, Robert doesn't seem to get enough nutrition each day. Living on a diet of Twinkies and cereal isn't that great an alternative to a balanced meal. There's a reason why he's got such a flat ass.
>>549477473they're like Blazer
>>549478060BASED ANON WHO GOT WHAT I WAS IMPLYING WITH THIS >>549477679
>>549477820>extra assholeishIn more ways that one I'd imagine. You think Flambae's got gorilla grip or would it be roasting Robert's Robertson?
I'd easily romance a Flambae-type before an Invisigal-type. Flambae is the fucking goat dude. He controls the fire AND the flame (and his skin does not burn). Nobody made me laugh out loud more than Flambae did with his antics and even through his villainous violence towards Robert he's always lovable because he so often gets the short end of the stick, laughed at, etc. I couldn't imagine how legitimately high quality Flambae gay romance scenes would be. If that fujo art is anything to go by, it'd be about as good as anything else in the game is.Vegeta energy. I fucking love him, he's just great.
>>549478035Very true. Mandy knows that too. Just look at her big ass. That's why Robert needs to eat the meatballs and pasta, not Sour Patch Kids and popcorn. In my humble and sincere opinion. Especially getting back into the suit. He's gotta work harder, not less
>>549478226>If that fujo art is anything to go by, it'd be about as good as anything else in the game is.If the people at AdHoc were serious about it. I wonder if they could've managed to deliver something on the level of quality these artists seem to churn out on the daily.
>>549478420That's a lot easier on 2d than it is wity animation
>>549478158I don't think he'd be hard set one way but even he knows he needs Robert's correction to become a hero which could mirror him taking Robert's twinkie
>>549478420I'm glad that it's not in the game though, because I appreciate the game being as straight as it is a lot. It appeals to me. But like a genderbent Flambae? A flying torch woman with a brickhouse body? Now THAT'S a villain girl who could get me to look away from BB and make my "Mecha Man" question his heroism, if you get my drift.
>>549478420>2d>fujo spending likely 10 hours out of their day every day working on itnot a feasible thing to copy
>>549478627good for you
>>549478490>>549478761Fair enough. But I more so question, would the writers, animators, etc. Somehow fumble the bag if they approached the idea? Or would they make it as shallow and lackluster as can be?
Realistically speaking, could she have said "Do you like me?" and not run away from the theatre?
>>549478420someone should hire these artists to make a Dispatch WEG
>So you say you left your friend in this state by tricking him into buying things from you? *smiles*yeah thank you blonde bitch
>>549479054Jokes aside. AdHoc should at the very least get these talented artist aboard for the next season. Have them illustrate a comic book or something. Also get the guy who made this animation.
>Roberts lover and his rival were both spawned from the "Blonde Blazer" character conceptIt's like poetry, they rhyme.
>>549479220I'm not joking. This game NEEDS a fangame
>>549479220Absolutely. Fan artists and passionate people who want it deserve good jobs with Adhoc. They seem to love the community, what with the e-celebs and representation. I want to see it all. Some people said they should have a web series. I'd watch that
>>549478894They'd have a good amount of build up and development between the two if they decided to do it in season 2. The devs would have to be purposely sabotaging it to make it turn out bad
>Laura Bailey>Age: 27
>>549479409I can kind of picture it. Instead of being cinematic it would be just like a Visual Novel. With character sprites and everything. This time you aren't caught within the pacing of a show. So you can actually navigate the SDN office and speak with colleagues. Spend time with members of Z-team, getting to know them on an individual basis. Eat your cake and have it too by being able to date the others...I wish I knew how to make games.
>>549479692Really makes you think how bitchy BB was originally, if she was her voice
>>549478349Just any girl willing to prepare a dinner for you like that is worth, and knows you need to be well fed, the other std filled cum dumpster slut wouldn't even bother.
>>549480279She's so nice...>>549480543She's so cool...
>says nothing throughout an entire date
>>549480543This guy is fuckign great, is it an official merch or some bootleg scheme?
>>549479208You're being autistic.Blazer was talking to Robert the same way that Chase would talk to Robert. It's exactly what Robert needed. A bit of Chase's dark humor and excessive profanity.So don't get offended on Robert's behalf. You're not the one Blazer was talking to.
>Get on the bed, "bitch ass Robert"Flameblazer...
>>549481861>picture of Blazer>wearing Flambae's colors>quoting ChaseI don't even know where to begin with this.
>>549480543I thought she was wearing a tank top this whole time. Turns out it's some kind of one piece thingie?
>>549481846>It's exactly what Robert neededye that's why he starts crying the moment she leavesnta but that's why you dont let women into guys' spaces
>>549481981I quoted Blazer in E7. Don't you kinkshame Robert Robertson and his Blazer villainess role reversal fantasy. This thread is filled with homosexuals fantasizing that Robert is gay. I'm allowed to imagine Blazer dressed as a 'torch' and acting cheeky
>>549482169That's not what happened though. He was emotionally overwhelmed by the reality of his life in that moment. Her kindness reminded him of Chase's kindness.Remember, Chase gave him money for Twinkies on his first day. It's poetry, it rhymes. Keep up please
>>549481861>"Babe, please stop asking me to do the Flambae roleplay in the bedroom. This is the 7th time in a row"
I hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disservice And I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other way(Cool guitar solo)Just when you think you got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI post shit, I'm a faggotMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll survive You know I wouldn't want it any other wayYou guys are going to have to get a new z teamer, im about to open for Taylor
>>549482541LMFAOOO>>549482569Cringe tryhard thinking about me way way too much recently.
>>549482569this is like text based vomitno one's going to read all that to figure out what who you're insulting
There was an anon in a /v/ thread that talked about something in a similar vein as this comic. Probably can give them the credit for the inspiration.
>>549482569>This is the jeet in the song not melel>My wife is mid, better than no other>I want you to fuck my loverthat one stung a little
>>549482801Thanks anon, cute as always! I can see the improvement from your first comics
Mecha Blazer pilled image
>>549482906>courtneys first fan>that pose>that quote10/10
>>549482906
>>549483005
>>549482982Mecha Bae pilled image
>>549483005>throws away her cigarettes to sign it for her >>549483106Thanks anon, I think this might be the best one yet
>>549482801>>549483005>>549483106Very nice.
>>549483106Damn, I'm being fiddly with it. I'm just going to stop touching it.
>>549484250I wouldnt worry anon, it looks great
>>549484647Thanks. I still feel weird about it, just a bit tepid for some reason. Oh well, as long as you guys enjoy the OC, it's fine.
courtneybros are so fucking GOATED
>>549484917I thought it was cute. Do Courtney telling Robert she met her first fan, and then Robert correcting her that he was her first fan
>>549485276Robert wouldn't say such things. By this point he knows it would just get him punched.
>>549485335>she punches Robert>Then apologizes to him It would be cute, but you crank out gold anyway so follow your heart comic anon
>>549484612Courtney has the best pillow in the house.
What games have you been playing. I went back to vt2 after a 3 month vacation. Thinking about replaying sr3/4 with Laura Bailey voice
What makes me a good Speedster? If I were a bad Speedster, I wouldn't be SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' it with ya, now would I!
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>>549485802Hard to argue with that. Those things are like memory foam, dense and firm but still soft.
>>549487624Cute, I've never been good at fighting games. Always lose, can never get combos to go
>>549487529Dmc5 first the first time, tekken, battlefront 2, alien isolation for the first time
>>549487775Tekken 8 is perfect for you then!
>>549487775>>549487892Hes right, tekken is a dogshit easy game but in a weird spot right nowJust wait until its like 10 dollars if youre interested
>>549487829Does battlefront still have players even? I thought they took servers down. I should try isolation too, I've heard its great but never took the time to play>>549487892I don't know if I can take getting dunked on 30 matches in a row.
>>549488084Fuck it alright. I'll grab it if it's on sale sometime
>>549488084>>549488123buy this woman and look up guides for her, guaranteed you will steal some matches
>>549488268But isnt there a cute tomboy in Tekken already?
>>549488376asuka is good but she doesn't have as many win buttons
>>549488376Many
courtney and robert songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDEQt-zHCcI
>>549488535>>549488536I'll pick it up next sale. Thanks anons
>>549488123Yeah it does, can find matches pretty quickly for the more popular game modes, at least on console.
Oh yeah, it's gaming time
>>549488572Honestly pretty good fit.
>>549488779lemme guess, blazer glazer?
>>549488779Why are Japanese so fucking obsessed with this phenotype?
>>549488572>the more she ignores me the more I adore her>what can I do, I'd do anything for herYeah it was 90's and 2000's music just like this that made me pick the toxic girls of my youth lolReally cute song though, very nostalgic.
>>549488990They know what God looks like.
>>549488996trying a lil too hard to stir shit lil bro
>>549488912Luv Barbie heroines. Simple as. Hair color doesn't really matter either. The radiance of divine beauty is the face of God, it captivates us. That's why Japanese adore it. I'm always gonna love that radiance too. So kawaii!
>>549490336too bad your waifu is a fake blonde though
>>549490386Oh no! Anyways
>>549490386I'm alright with a blue eyed brunette actually, although it would've been kino if her eyes were green as Mandy.
>>549476379It gets better. "Default" choices actually go out of their way to avoid the dreaded locker room kiss, and we all know how much of a minefield that sequence is for a BB romance.It's like the devs were determined to ensure that by default Robert is a BBmancer.
So what are your guesses on how many more generals before we die. I'm guessing 8 to 10 more
>>549494045we should be a telltale general
>>549494045Are you burned ashes or so?
>>549494494I love roberts qt tanned tomboy wife, yes.
>>549492674Default Robert just makes every stereotypically "based" decision.>ultra violent to people he hates>very serious about his job>cuts the drug addict>recruits the real super hero>is proud to tell everyone he's Mecha Man>cuts Visi for disobeying orders>glass him>doesn't trust Visi when she shows back up trying to steal the mecha>outsmarts Shroud by giving both pulsesThe one person who he's nice to is his wife Mandy who gets all the love and affection.
there's no default choices btw, it's just devs choosing whatever they felt like atm
I love my cute virgin wabi-sabi gap moe corny gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>549495193based!!!!
>>549495052>recruits the real super heroIt looks like someone has ntr fetish in the devteam
Blazer's origin story is that Mecha Man Prime died saving her. She swore that she would become a hero and save people in Mecha Man's place. The amulet chose her because she had the heart of a true hero.
>>549495354nah
>>549495193also laser riding badass
>>549495354Too cool to be true, she would have some soft spot towards Robert as mecha man, but nothing indicates that
>>549495193Courtney is the best now and forever
>>549495648she'd pounce on his dick the first chance she got if that were the case
>He can't know the truth. He's not ready yet.
>>549484250Keep em coming based drawfriend
>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250absolute kino as always
Robert is so lucky...
>>549496774Courtney is so lucky
>>549482801>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250Sovl
>>549484250>the saluteActually based. A scene for hero visi that is similiar to this in S2 would absolutely be a highlight for me. I think the Z-Team should interact with civillians more (in cutscenes)
>>549496774Robby need choccy...
>>549482801I know this is 4 hours late but would you be okay with me trying to color your comics? They are great.
Can somebody explain the timeline to me? The mechaman suit explodes in episode 6, then later that night they have the party and the chase scene. The next day, Robert gets kidnapped, LA is on fire, and Royd rebuilt the suit in that short amount of time?
>>549496774nah bruhs 20 kids at least
>>549495354That girl is clearly Chinese
>>549497741>stopping at 20
>still need the friends at work achiev>dont have a save where i can cheat on blazeryeah..dont think ill plat the game, maybe when they add a skip button
>>549482801>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250Cute, I hope we get a scene in season 2 where Hero Courtney kicks smoking.
>>549497776I don't know about Chinese, but she does look very Asian.
>>549497776She's a crying brunette
this game needs mod
You guys mentioned some pre release ARG, something about Blazer and her concerns about mecha man, what it was?
>>549500276almost everything is pre-rendered
>>549500276Not really possible since all the cutscenes were pre-animated by Igloo Studio (and that's a good thing).
>>549500371Based SEAgods
>>549482112>>549482112Yes, it's called a leotard, one of the sexiest pieces of clothing a woman can wear
>>549501175need a route in S2 where celibate Robert gives in to this temptress and their relationship should start out as a mostly physical one before gradually turning into something more romantic because they realize how comfortable they are with each other, basically a much more realistic relationship than with courtney or mandg
>>549500371Not sure about that, we would get tons of mods and cg porn to this day
>>549502054i don't want the game to be animated like telltale games
>>549501878Malevola is 100% girlfriend material, but you have to look for the little things she does for Robert, if she was available, I'd go for her in my canon run. She's a keeper.
>>549502118This. The facial animations from Igloo are 100x better than anything from telltale. There's a reason everyone memes on the telltale expressions
>>549473041Would BB wear this around the office to improve company morale or is that an HR violation?
>>549502148too bad she's voiced by a legitimately horrible person
I'm going to be home in 10 to 15 minutes Courtney bros, let me know if you have any webm requests. Let me know if you have a particular start/endpoint you wluld like to see or if you want subs or not. I'll default to keeping them most likely
>>549502474>too bad she's voiced by a legitimately horrible personMeh, I don't give a shit about some literally who eceleb whore and what kind of person she is is not my problem. At least she's better than Charles White who took me out of the game every time Sonar opened his mouth
>>549502283Yeah, season 2 won't be half as good as the first one of Igloo Studio doesn't help make it.
>>549502118They could port it to UE5 without much sacrifices, they are just shitty technicians
>>549502637no need to get sexist
I bet Courtney has lots of fun scaring kids on Halloween, and that it's her favorite holiday until Robert gives her a family
>>549504205she's so dead set on fucking him that she doesn't even consider being friends as an option???
>>549504673She's perfect
>>549504768>Nose ring>A whole package of mental issues>Impulsive>Gets everyone around in troubleListen, I like the character of Invisigal, but some of you waifufags are really reaching by pretending that her unlikable traits don't exist. It cheapens her character and the growth she can go through if you get one of the good ending for her. It's getting tiresome
Reminder
Don't care, Robert fixed her
>>549504768She's perfect (x2)
>>549505202Her issues are part of why she's perfect
>>549505424>still gives you the pulse back on the bad endShe's a good girl who just needs someone to believe in her.
>>549505553Even if you don't believe her, the fact that she gives you back the pulse and kills your archnemesis is pretty great. In either ending she tries to die or kill for you. Best girl!
>>549505553My canon Robert believes in her. They become good legit teammates and platonic friends by the end of game
>>549505703She has the heart of a hero, regardless of what happens.
"Perfect" doesn't mean perfect like blonde blazer.Her imperfections is what makes her Perfect. Because real people are not fully perfect.
>>549505934>"Perfect" doesn't mean perfect like blonde blazer.I romanced Mandy and she's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. She has her own demons, she's just the type of woman I vibe with and much more mentally stable than Courtney
>>549505373It's so amusing, that she can't stand against kind words, she is shutting him down with a kiss
>>549505934Catbox is down AGAIN, but I'm still gonna link the wabi-sabi video. Just pretend it's working.https://files.catbox.moe/4d8nv7.mp4
>>549505934She's always herself with you, there's no mask. There's just Courtney. You know what you're getting. She comes clean about her misdeeds regardless of how badly you treat her, she knows she did wrong and takes responsibility. She risks her life to make up for her mistakes. She wouldn't be perfect, but I know I could trust her.
>>549506115Alright man good for you. Just don't think that we are "pretending" Courtney is unflawed because that is the opposite of what we think. Not every character in every story has to be the person you would hang out with in real life.
If you don’t bump this thread soon enough the fujo gets mad
>>549506619I don't mind the Fujo. He's better than at least two of the posters here
>>549506619I take the Flamgay spammers over the BBschizo any day of the week
>>549506312Rob says it perfectly here, her heart is in the right place, and all thats all that matters to me desu. You can fix incompetence and screwing up but its hard to fix having a bad heart. Courtney at her core does not one have since she truly does seek to right her wrongs and be a hero, but obviously she kinda sucks at it.
>>549506619Hes fine cause his pics arent accompanied by a wall of text
>>549497312I hope you do, I'm not Comic anon, but I feel like he would be flattered if he saw it
>>549506312This, I never understand what's in Mandy's head, she plays usual female games: far-close, hot-cold. There is always a mask that doesn't allow to talk sincere with her. Cortney is screeming for help as a teen
>>549482801>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250Super cute. You can really see her similarities to Revy here
>>549506486I'd still like to chill with Visi over a bottle of beer discussing movies, especially shitty ones since she saw Trolls 2. In fact I think that she'd fit right in with Mike, Jay and Rich as a celebrity guest on "Best of the Worst"
>>549507860With the way she swears she'd make the episode practically unusable. Also that would be a fun mission to add to the game. The RLM guys do VA work so it's not impossible.>We need a fourth in our round table discussion about shitty b movies, can SDN send someone?>Visi: Robert, you gotta send me. I watch these guys all the time>HACKS: FRAUDED
>>549482801>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250
>>549508542>>549507860Jay would be probably asking Visi off-camera if there's any new places one can find buff guys in LA...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OtS6fNhdXE
>>549509846>Well, I know this one guy but uh.... You're not fireproof are you?
>>549482801>>549482906>>549483005>>549484250>My idea actually got madeThank you bro, keep up the based work
>>549509960>I'm a bitch, my name is Jay,>I'm that Jay, confirmed for gay
>>549507860>>549509846>>549510842Jay would get offended on Invisigal’s behalf over the sex scene and short cirtcuit when he finds out it was her idea
>>549511328Yes Courtney, we are. So, what am I going to have to do for that?
>>549507860Does courtney like or hate the prequels?
>Blazer wasnt even nominated for the BaftasBrutal
>>549511513She probably rewatches the Plinkett reviews every once in a while>>549511245I'd love to see a fanart of RLM guys in-universe with Visi at the BOTW table
>>549511548>Meanwhile, Courtney Skyrocketed Radio into reigniting Bershys music career
>>549511548Can you fuck off? We're having a decent thread here for once
>>549511863Yeah, I would like to make a truce with the BBfriends. This thread has been far better than the last.
>>549511328Mandy would let you name your child Robert Robertson the Fourth. Just saying.
>>549511729Visi is a kinoseur so she would say this to RLM about the prequelshttps://youtu.be/x1JqKFZbr70?si=IpfDI-JYBS4yHPJR
>>549511328What name would courtney want for their kid?
>>549512383Optimus Prime
>>549506286>It wasn't the Wabi sabi videoStill kino thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/4q0t2b.mp4
>>549512279What if its a girl?
>>549512383Forrest Robertson
>>549511548figures, she only has one dramatic moment in ch7, not enough material i guess
>>549512565Roberta
my wife is so cool
>>549513148She's actually pretty good in a fight.
>>549513148>>549513253She can pull this off but she couldn’t take Thundercuck in episode 2?
>>549513473shes had 4 episodes of level ups
>>549513473Robert upgraded her combat.
>>549513253>played a more intense version of the Lights Out ost in this sceneKino.
>>549513253>threw this guy hard enough to break open a watertight sealed door on a shipSo hes 100% mega dead
>>549513532>>549513583Upgrading isn’t canon
>>549513869Clearly it is
>>549513148>>549513253>>549513743What the fuck? How strong is she? She says she doesnt like to squat but she can jump like 5 meters in the air.
>>549513473was thinking about it too, his implants could be about boosting his vigor, he tanked way too many hits, prob had the stat on 7+ lol
>>549500132>>549500145She literally has yellow skin.
>>549513473She fooled around, didn't have a real purpose to do the job. She put more effort into sabotaging Malevola
>>549513973well she is tied with coupe for the highest starting mobility
>>549511328If RR3 is the serious one, what will RR4 be?
>>549514907The angsty glowie after his parents are murdered by Shroud Shroudson
>>549514907The horny one. Apartments are small and his Brian chemistry is gonna be defined by listening to his parents break a different piece of furniture every night.
>>549513148
>Rob takes courtney to the gym>he's probably expecting her to go light>she ends up benching more than him>his face when
NORMIEBROS ITS NOT FAIR
>>549512470Lmao in my defense, it's hard to check which one of these links is which when it's down
>>549515431I bet she'll lose on bench press
Alright confession time, which one of you lads made the CR gooner thread on /gif/?
https://files.catbox.moe/quumww.png>save porn>don't jerk off to itI don't know why I do this
>>549516058
>>549515431she def has better cardio and stronger legs
>>549512040Can someone please draw the dispatch characters as rodents thaaanks
>>549516108
>>549516136Look we're not going to judge, we only want to laugh and make jokes and have a good time
>>549516058I only want Laura Bailey gf
>>549512383Kurt and Layne, her family, also have a tradition
>>549517093Then why isn't she named Layne?
>>549515548Where is the Amon of the dispatch universe?yes the twist is still dumb but he had a point
>>549517161she changed it because she thought the name was Layme
>>549517410Uhliterally Shroud
>>549517410it was because the show was made by basedjack libs who think revolutionary figures are too problematic and you should take violent bigotry like a cuck and vote
>>549517521Shroud wasn't fighting because of a percieved notion of non supes being opressed, he was fighting to control the crime of LA. Plus he glazed Blazer and had supes in his ranks. He's not opposed to superpowers
>>549517990Its not a literal 1 to 1 but Shroud heavily evened the playing field with his augments and wanted to make superheroes basically obsolete
Who is the STINKIEST member of the Z Team ???
>>549518739Probably Golem since he's made of dirt and whatever else he absorbs into himself
>>549518739golems probably filled with bird shit
BB and Phenomaman canonically couldn't have sex with each other so it's entirely feasible Mandy is still a virgin
>>549518739Sonar or Flambae, or maybe even Robert after a shift of constant stress sweating.>>549519016>>549519149He smells like the environment. Not really stinky. Just earthy. Rainy.
>>549519230>hot brunette 10/10 stacy is a virginUh huh. Next thing you'll tell me is that Invisigal is a virgin.
>>549518739Depends. P-man is depressed so I doubt he does anything about his personal hygiene, but maybe aliens don't stink.Golem probably smells like muck all the time.Malevola looks like she doesn't shower after a workout so she must reek of girl sweat.
>Robert after a shift of constant stress sweating.hnnng
>>549519381>Malevola looks like she doesn't shower after a workout so she must reek of girl sweatOh no, how embarrassing
>>549519276Flambae probably takes really good care of himself. Probably a cologne guy.
>>549519381>Malevola looks like she doesn't shower after a workout
>>549519543your mic is unmuted btw
Flambae’s type is big beefy muscular men
>>549519886I also detect that he’s a bottom despite being so macho.
>>549519886I actually though that Flambae was constantly fucking with Robert partly because he's into twinks
Why is she so obsessed with Robert’s butt?
>>549520386Women like butts
>>549520386Most women are, it shows the power of pushes she could get
What would kid courtney and rob interactions be like?
>>549521221I'd prefer to see an angsty orphaned high school robert getting corrupted by a loner visi
>>549521342Robert wouldn’t let himself be corrupted, he’s got too much good in him
>>549520343The gym scene is so homoerotic it pisses me off
>>549521221courtney would probably offer him a cigarette and robert would tell her "no thanks bro" because chase conditioned him early on to hate that shit
YO Flambe
>>549520386My wife likes my butt but I actually have one whereas Robert has negative space there so who knows.
>>549521434He would keep her on the good path
>>549521342Visi was 100% a loser in high school which is why she overcompensates with her tough girl personality as an adult.
>>549521221She wouldn't corrupt him at all like others are saying. He was older enough than her that his big brother energy would've rubbed off on her and probably saved her from being a criminal. She would have looked up to him, especially if he became a superhero at 16 or whatever the hell age he supposedly became Mecha Man at.
>>549497312Absolutely. Go for it, anon.
>>549519671I mean, I can appreciate it, but some people can't stand that kind of stench yknow
>>549522482It only works for me when we both smellOne sided is just kinda gross
>>549522482If we're being serious, Malevola looks like the type of woman who's very athletic and might look intimidating to untrained guys, but she's actually very girly on the inside (her earrings confirm this somewhat). I know the type, met them a lot in Muay Thai and MMA gyms, they're cute.
>Courtney is a Disney Adult and likes romcoms>Coupe likes romantasyWhat does Blazer watch/read?
>>549523345Idk she always struck me more as a female gym bro with a feminine side. She cares about her hair and of course wears those earrings, but she also doesn't care too much about the way she dresses and keeps it simple. Then she goes and slaps Robert's dick twice, casually puts an arm around him, hands out beers to the gang.
>>549523923Comics, manga, manhwa, history books. She's a dork.
>>549519869I don’t have a mute button…
>>549523923according to her comic, slop like
>>549515431Superpowers seem to almost always come with enhanced strength, durability and reflexes as a bonus.
>>549523932Ok, I might've phrased it incorrectly. She's not a typical girly girl in behavior, more like one of your bros, but she has a feminine side and is not afraid to show either one. She 100% owns who she is and it makes her even hotter. This type of girls are the best to hang around with or date, super-positive vibes
Need flambae to squat on my face
>>549523923She'll probably watch anything if it's an excuse to cuddle.
>>549523923Sex and the City, Friends, slop reality TV
>>549521221Like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/QI-JJaP4KgM?si=6T-gEiEMyc8cPvYc
Flambae kills all of his sexual partners. He literally self-ignites during climax, and even if he doesn’t, he shots literal fire out his dick!!! Horrible way to go. Or perhaps the best way?
>>549521221Like thishttps://youtu.be/h2FiBAeTZls?si=clYY2W6aRzuA90Lw
>>549525316Go take a cold shower
I’m pretty sure Robert is Flambae’s type.
What if Robert had a symbiote?
>>549474961>Mal brings nice ceiling lamp>BB brings sofa where they have threesome, Demon and Angel
>>549474961She's the only one who can afford a couch, the Z team are all broke.
>>549526534Definitely. Though Flambae would never admit it.
How annoying is to do a 100% mission success run? How much RNG is involved even if you assign correct heroes to each call?
>>549528023Courtney would be jealous of the symbiote
>>549528023He'd be scared of the red one (Malevola)
>>549518739(You)
>>549528657Isn't sonar a rich harvard graduate? And flambae is his roommate too. I saw that nice tv at the beginning of episode 8
>>549519886Wouldn’t he be head over heels for Phenomaman, Royd, maybe even Punch Up?
>>549529521The symbiote would be jealous of Courtney
god damn episode 4 shift 1 was kinda cancer to 100%, had to rely on like 3 ~50% calls late into the shiftor maybe i'm just dumb, i was only better than 90% in the outro stats unless there is no 99%
>>549530420>>549529521Courtney vs. Robert's Symbiote comic when?
>>549530519>they fight for a bit>in the end they realize their goal is the same and they bond
>>549530483Episode 4 shift 1 is supposed to be a losing battle. Not only are you down a member, but their synergy party starts refusing calls part way into the shift and then even clocks out early.
>>549528987Is it because he lost his fingers to him? Or is it because he’s just tsundere? Both?
>>549531059Both. Chad’s got this bravado to him. So if he were to open up that he was into Robert. The same guy who knocked him down a peg multiple times. He’d never hear the end of it from Z-team.
I’m just going to point out that his pubes are shaved into the shape of flames
>>549533232Pubes? The only thing I see in this picture is chocolate cake
>>549533232And Prism dyes her pubes to match her hair yes
>>549525316t. The Boys viewer
>>549521221She'd corrupt him and in highschool they'd skip class so they can smoke together under the bleachers.
>>549528657Those kind of middle management positions usually get their payment through stock options and benefits.She probably has to keep working for SDN for a few years before she can cash out.
>>549536505I don't understand the logic behind Invisibitch's evil schemes. How does this benefit the Red Ring?
>>549536505ROBERT YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH
>>549536750>The Red Nosed Reindeer?
>>549533232Wha-What'd you say? Sorry I was looking at some fudge
>>549536505Please don't draw any more attention to it.The nose ring is so fucking awful.
>>549535645She’d be able to convince him to smoke cigs and drink beer, but he’d shut her down once she started suggesting committing crimes
>>549537765Filtered
These threads dont deserve the wholesomeness of comic anon
>>549538339>drawing the implant tooCan we just go back to her fixed version where she has none of that shit?
>>549538475there's nothing wholesome about visi
>>549538595That thing will be a plot point in s2. Like she's slowly dying from it but can't just remove it or something.
>>549536505Please do draw more attention to it.The nose ring is so fucking cool.
>>549533314>>549537530Flaming pubes.
>>549538595Fake fan.
>>549538339>try to go to sleep>bright red night light next to youFucking god damn it.
>>549538595wtf man thats part of her story, cant erase that
>>549535842Their regular salaries are still usually low six figures and she seems to have very few expenses. She doesn't have a car, doesn't have to book travel, is characterized as not preferring a luxurious personal life, and the company pays for her clothes and basically every social event she actually goes to (she seems to spend barely any time as Mandy since she comments she's unused to even opening a beer in her normal form). She definitely has a ton saved up already, unless she donates it.
I really hope S2 focuses way more on Mandy, because we have only scratched the surface of what might be a pretty cool story.
>>549541449I hope so too, they even teased her tragic backstory at the very beginning of the game only for it to go nowhere. Maybe S2's plot will put her in the spotlight the same way S1 did with courtney
>>549539669They're disabled so that shouldn't be a problem
>>549541449that's cringe. Blazer isn't some weird cliche mask and deep inside she has some bullshit backstory trauma she's hiding, that would make it both incredibly predictable, boring and very stale.
>>549538819I could see season 2 having a subplot where her aug isn't working and Robert and Royd have to try and fix it/reprogram it.
>>549541449This art misses the point entirely. She says herself that Blazer isn't a mask, but who she really is. Her conflict is that it isn't the TOTALITY of her, and she's also Mandy "for a bit."
>>549542747Maybe she should stop smoking then.
>>549541449>never told us her origin storyNeed to get her drunk again ASAP
How they are going to fuck up season 2? being as good as the first one, would be too good to be true
>>549542945No, also I think the reason she got the aug in the first place was because her asthma started getting worse. Even if she stopped smoking she's still have that fucking her up.
>>549543274Only major fuck up I could honestly see happening is them not getting Igloo Studio back.
>>549543274Over the top BB glazing because Niggerman wants you to fuck his wife that badly.
I hope they make more comics before S2, it would be a great way to give some more backstory to BB and Visi. Even short weekly web comics would be good to fill the gap between now and another season.
>>549543753...you know how asthma works, right?It gets worse BECAUSE she keeps smoking.
>>549495354>no astral pulse bullshit>no revenge plots, bullying nerds or villain murder, just altruistic heroismwas the original Rob the best Mecha Man?
>>549544835The smoking definitely doesn't help, but it could just get worse on its own.
>>549543274If they don't step up in the writing department it won't end pretty. Season 1 got a pass because everything else was good, amazing even. But novelty wears off.What they should do and what would please the majority and attract new fans imo is more interactions with the existing team, getting to know them, going on missions together, that sort of stuff.The potential is there, now they've got to squeeze it. I am surprised they said nothing. Guess they can't do shit until they buy themselves out of Critical Role debt slavery.
>>549545726you could even say it was... phenomenal
>*flinches*
>>549545692cute
>>549546296
Are you guys getting any youtooz plushies?
>>549546296she'd better be a romance interest in season 2 or else...
>>549546296>*brrrRRRAAAAPPPPAPAPAPAPAPppppPP*see? this is the problem with you AI niggers you are the least imaginative fucks ever and cant put things in context
>>549546845Don't count on it.
>>549544858>Died from some debris falling on himHe's only marginally better than Astral Mecha Man.
>>549541449I hope its all about Visi and her backstory
>>549546973then I shan't buy season 2 simple as
>>549547154visi's backstory seems to be pretty.... blandI also just noticed that while the official story is that BB and Pman broke up (or that's what the press knows) invisigal knows mandy dumped dumpy's autistic alien ass
>>549546845>Season 2 secret ending
>>549547696what kind of monstrocity would pop out, assuming Robert is father
>>549547154We'll probably learn more about what she was up to before working with Shroud and possibly her childhood as well.
>>549548445please dont. I have visi fatigue
>>549548445Boring. Next!
>>549544321As opposed to over the top Invisigal coddling, because Laura Bailey is CR and literally lashes out against her own husband for picking Blazer
>>549548326la luz extinguido
Good job being civil you guys.
>>549548740uhh sounds kinda based tho
>>549548740>lashes out against her own husband for picking Blazer
>>549548326Antichrist
>>549512565Amanda Robertson II
>*sniff*>What’s wrong, Courtney?>I just got done watching Edgerunners, Robert…>Okay, and?>And Lucy is LITERALLY ME!
>>549549186>Here's your Sunday School substitute teacher for today, boys. Please welcome, Ms.Gibb
>>549549120Maybe if you're underage. Not interesting to me. I want both girls to be given mostly equal treatment>>549549149She was deeply embarrassed by both her husband and her brother not preferring her character. The fact that even in real life people are shouted down by Bailey herself, just for liking Blazer, shows me a lot about what was going on there with Critical Role. She desperately craves the center of attention, especially since she's aging out of popularity
the BB autist has arrived
>>549544321>Over the top BB glazingthey fucking better
>Erin Yvette is only 33Holy shit
>>549548740>Laura Bailey is CR and literally lashes out against her own husband for picking BlazerBased.
>>549550060Yes. Leave the instant that someone isn't endlessly simping for Invisigal, you underage clown.>>549550083The fact that season 1 already had everyone including the villain praise her for how amazing she is...I can't imagine season 2 is going to be any different.
>>549548740My QUEEN
>>549550505She'll use her clout to have a 2 hour long Robert x Courtney lovey dovey sex scene with impregnation added to season 2.
>>549548740>Laura Bailey is CR and literally lashes out against her own husband for picking BlazerCan I get a source for that? She must be fucking insufferable irl if true
>>549550269More like she has an over-sensitive and insecure bruised ego.
>>549550790It happened in a jokingly manner, and only people with autism wouldn't be able to understand that.
>>549550157and her husband is twice her age. like, imagine his old, saggy, wrinkly balls clapping against her face>>549550790most VAs play themselves in this game so it checks out
>>549550790It's true. Someone posted a clip on X about it. Travis Willingham wanted to romance BB, and Bailey shouted him down and bitched at him about it. He said "I got in trouble". Her brother or whoever the other guy is in the video said the exact same thing.
Niggerman and Erin Yvette are literally just Robert and Mandy. The niggaman really is self insertingHe won.
>Laura makes a joke>New autistic obsession will be to take it seriouslylike clockwork
>>549551370Nobody says this.
>>549551370She has a very pleasant sounding voice
>>549551370will he let me fuck demon instead his wife, in season 2?
>>549524825Robert...
>>549551370>phenomaman is invisigal's husband>gets cucked by blonde blazer ingame>plays as robert>gets blonde blazer back so cucks himself and invisigaldamn
Did Bailey or did she not force her husband to change his romance decision? Why do you think it's a joke when Travis doesn't have a smile on his face while telling the storySchrodinger's Invisigal strikes again. If it reflects poorly on Visi, then it's just a joke and can't be taken seriously/not canon. But if it reflects well on her, then it's based perfection, Visi did nothing wrong. Endless cavalcade of this shit instead of admitting "yeah she seems insecure"
>>549551606You saw how much content she got with Robert when she really had no business touching him at all. Niggerman is confirmed based as fuck for all that. He directed every episode after all
>>549551915
>>549551606He will release a press statement akin to this. Only to never deliver.
>>549551915Nobody forced anyone to do anything, retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNsRhBJ5QD4
Things were going fine until a certain someone showed up. You know who I’m talking about.
>>549552198>Flippant and dismissive immature attitude just to handwaive away any and all criticismSounds like some Invisigal/Laura Bailey shenanigans to me. Not surprising the same diversionary tactics would translate to her fans
>>549552503Do you think it's cute or funny that Travis "got in trouble" for choosing the wrong romance? Seems like a major red flag to me. If Laura made him go back and choose Invisigal....how is that not forcing him?
Newest BBfag cope just dropped: Laura Bailey is literally the boogeyman!
>>549552518Can I ask a serious question as an ESL? What kind of accent/speech pattern both Aaron and Laura (more her than him) have? I'm getting a quirk chungus feeling and the way they talk on makes me cringe. I don't like the way they talk
>>549552829go be bored somewhere else
>>549551798Yeah, it makes Travis insanely based on the inside. Too bad that Laura gets to whip him around how she sees fit and he won't stand up for himself against her. Makes sense though, "happy" wife, happy life" and all that
>>549552820You, sir, have autism. It's not your fault, you were born this way. Basic human abilities like reading the room, understanding things like jokes, sarcasm, human emotions in general, are all weak points for you.
>>549553228I think Bailey's actions regarding Invisigal reflects poorly on Bailey, that's all. You can pretend there's nothing "there" there, but anyone who knows better can see it.
>>549552978woooOOOooooo! She's gonna haaaauuUUUuuunnt your dreeeEEEAAAaaams tonight!
>>549553435What's her endgame?
>>549553502She's gonna make you piss and shit your pants in your sleep!
there's nothing wrong with bullying your wife / husband for picking the wrong romance option
>>549553228>>549553430Does anybody have the actual video? I'd like to form my own opinion
>>549553591NOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!!
BBschizo returns and the thread instantly goes to shit. Thank God I need to go to bed. Have fun making everyone hate your waifu more.
What kind of a Christmas gift would Malevola give to Robert?
>>549554080I see more annoying posts about how the "thread is ruined" than I see annoying posts from the BBfag
>>549554429That's because it's all bait. This guy just woke up and now he's spamming bait.
>>549553781referring to this, and you can tell it was all jokes.https://x.com/jasonsduval/status/1995818867298353270
>/SDN/ thinks there's only one BBfag here
>>549541449>oh I’m so perfect woe is me I don’t take advantage of my PTO(that means paid time off), no one will like me because I’m a brunetteRiveting shit. Rather have a story focus on Pman
Looks like my edit went outside of this bubble.https://x.com/jasonsduval/status/1998348435171537146
>>549554630I bet she posts in these threads
>>549554083well she gave a nice ceiling lamp alreadymaybe new mattress?
>>549555008After seeing this. Most definitely. >>549554968
>>549554708Sad, I know.
New Christmas Blazer dropping soon
>Stay the fuck away from Invisibitch, Robert.>Your daddy's last words were a promise to me that he would get me into White Heaven if I made sure you didn't racemix.
>>549554083Probably some kind of powder from a ground up demon creature horn that is supposed to have an effect like viagra only 10x stronger
>>549554630Is it really a joke when Laura Bailey is clearly serious on camera about her husband romancing someone else? She gets visibly annoyed at it being brought up again? Travis "got in trouble"? That's not just a joke, that's a real conflict
>>549555660
>>549555889Every single topic you don't like is bait, yes. Very easy to escape when you refuse to admit you're losing
>>549554630Fucking really? Is this the video some autists are sperging out about? They seriously need to go outside, breath some fresh air, maybe do some squats and deadlifts if they're being unironic>>549554083Probably some fitness equipment, like a pull-up bar or TRX suspension trainer
She should have started sticking Sour Patch Kids up her nose during her movie date with Wobert.
>>549556004Do you honestly think it's just a joke and that it didn't really happen?
>Laura Bailey gets mad at her husband and brother for not romancing her and brings it up to get upset about it multiple times on camera>"No it's just a joke"Travis wasn't laughing and neither was Laura
cant believe laura beat travis to death...
>>549556161
The funniest and most hilarious joke to me about that situation is that Laura seemingly used CR to swap herself into the Invisigal role just so she could be the center of attention. Then she stans the shit out of the character to the point she fights with her own husband when he doesn't choose her. All because she's 44 now and has dwindling interest.If you ever needed proof that Invisigal is a Bailey self insert, there it is.
i liked this post
Why did this thread suddenly turn to shit? Who's the autist derailing normal, fun discussions?
>>549556491Just as Shroud planned.
>>549557723The one posting BB images, crying about his new boogeyman Laura Bailey
>>549557723it's just your designated vidya schizo. you get one for free with every new popular video game, they keep the threads bumped and water the crops.
What did Robert mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uJvXKRofvk
>>549558647I seriously cannot hear Paul at all when I listen to any of Robert's lines.
What slurs do you think Golem shouts at people online?
>>549559443none because he respects minorities
>>549559443He calls people filthy meatbags (but clarifies that Courtney and Robert are some of the good ones)
>>549559443Golem doesn't discriminate, he calls everyone a muckblood.
>>549559250Same, I'd never recognize him if I didn't know it was him in advance. He has a surprisingly deep voice
who would you recast for malevola?
>>549560415don't matter it's not happening. and that's why malevolabros will never get her as a romance option.
>>549560415Whoever voiced Karlach in BG3. It would actually be a good fit too.
>>549560510can you leave me the fuck alone, BBjeet? i didn't even talk about your precious waifu, let people talk about the game, not everything has to be about visi vs courtney all the time
>>549560415would literally never happen
>>549560645i'd be fine with that
>>549560415Bordeaux Black
>>549560671For a character that barely has any screentime and dialogue compared to BB and Visi she sure is crazy popular
>>549554083a child
>>549560929Very niceNow filter out all AI slop
>>549560929they knew what they were doingshe literally has a line in the game>i am so many people's fetishor something like that
reminder for BBjeet that a random cop is more popular than your white bread waifu
>>549561275>visi7 pages>blazer6 pages>mal5 pages
>>549560929>BB has more than Visisay it ain't so...
>>549561893>the more heavily sexualized character has more pornwhoa...
>>549561893Yeah, more AI
>>549561682She says: "I may not be everyone's taste, but I am a lot of people's fetish"She's 100% my taste
>>549561682>>549562332there's also that one part during the bar fight where she has her tail wrapped around that dude's neck and he's like "just so you know, I'm like way into this".
>"Mistress of Hell and our hearts. The demon lady of your dreams"Yeah, they knew exactly what they were doing with her
malevola has amazing character design but they didn't give her a route and chose the worst possible VA for her
>threesome with Visi and Flambae>threesome with Blazer and Malevolapick one
>>549563575Her character design sucks. Her leotard, heavy make-up, and heels are totally dissonant with the casual shorts.
>>549563669>heavy make-up
>>549563575at this point im glad ad hoc picked alanah to make bitches like you cry and butthurt every single thread
>>549563575I wish they had given her some spiky accessories
>>549544893Why does gay Robert have a beard?
>>549563698She's wearing a ton of eye shadow
>>549564175Artist likes bearded men.
>>549563669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtK-yq-BQDU4/10 would not bang
>>549543984Which part did Igloo do?
What boards does Shroud browse?
>>549563669Her design is a reference to Cindy Crawford in a 1992's Pepsi commercial. It's fine if you don't like her, she says it herself that she's not everyone's taste. But for those who resonate with her it's a bullseye
>>549561275hope visi gets longer hair in s2, she looks so hot with it
>>549544858Grandpa Bobby went out in a really lame way.
>>549564560Robert - /b/Mal - /fit/Visi - /tv/Shroud - /g/Chase - /pol/
>>549544858he prob died in a pretty preventable way so no
Golem is /v/
>>549565149>Robert>not /m/ Dumbass
>>549565178>>549544858I'll probably let that girl crushed to death if it means I can go on saving more people
>>549565364Yeah, I was thinking how each Robert is a bit different because of dialogue choices, so that's why I thought of random. /m/ is actually perfect, I almost never go there so it didn't occur to me
>>549564876*monkey paw curls*
Why is Golem /v/?
>>549565364>>549565736>Robert, I know you’ve been jerking off to mechs on /m/ again
>>549565149>Flambae>Not /fit/Come on now.
>>549565149>When Chase sees Robert spending too much time with the dark skinned tomboy
>>549566483more like /hm/
>>549564459They animated all the cutscenes.
>>549566685kek
>>549565538You will never be a true hero.You have no selflessness, you have no fearlessness, you have no compassion. You are a nepo baby handed a mech suit by dad into a crude mockery of your grandfather's heroism.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back real superheros mock you. Chase is disgusted and ashamed of you, your SDN “colleagues” laugh at your ghoulish lack of self-sacrificing morals behind closed doors.A-list heroes are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of heroics have allowed superheroes to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Cowards like you who'd let little girls get crushed to death who “pass” themselves off as heroic look uncanny and unnatural to a superhero. Your reluctance to endanger yourself is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk hero to team up with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected moral compass.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your Z-team will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name and not your hero codename, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an unheroic civilian man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a real superhero.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>549566998they need to lock in and practice cum animations for season 2
>>549566802Ok but he's still a gym bro if I ever seen one.
Ok, let's update the list:Robert - /m/Visi - /tv/BB - LinkedinShroud - /g/Flambae - /hm/Golem - /v/Chase - /pol/
>>549567436Mal - /fit/
BB watches cat videos on reddit then jumps tabs to one of the monsterfucker threads on /aco/
Phenomaman - /r9k/What about Waterboy?
Broken Things updated
>>549567783P-man browses /x/ because he's an alien
>>549567882Nice.
>>549567929Sonar must be be shitposting on /biz/ then
>>549567929But switched to /r9k/ after getting blackpilled
>>549567436Sonar - /biz/Coupe - /x/Punch Up - /pw/Prism - /mu/ & /fa/Waterboy - /adv/Phenomaman - /an/
>>549568097How many pink wojaks does Sonar have saved?
Coupe is so fucking hot
Bobert promised her a third date if she won.
are irl filipinas as pretty as courtney bros?
>>549544858Dunno but I like the mecha suit design the best that’s for sure. Looks friendly and approachable.
>>549568397Punch-Up...
>>549567586mal is an /x/ poster, she calls all her ghost and demon friends to find out if they're haunting that one grandma's basement
>>549568097>>549568350>Ze bought za VAND-CO stock?>Dump et.
>>549568656Sadly I'm tall so she would never love me.
>>549568164Coop is reading some yaoi ebook, she's definitely a /y/ roastieSonar was a 420chan regular until it got shut down
>>549509960Jay seems like Flambae's type
>>549565149Mandy - /tg/
mandy is an instagram whore
>>549568960Coupe is into romantassy, sure. But is she the type to get into m/m romance books? I feel she'd be more into monster-fucker stories centering around a female lead.
>>549569797The RLM crew will voice a group of embarrassingly weak group of criminals in season 2.
>>549482801>>549497312>>549507130>>549522383First page of the convention comic colored!
ZACH HADEL AND MICHAEL CUSACK FOR SEASON 2 NOWWWW
>>549571093Splendid.
>>549570948maybe i remember it wrong but i thought she was reading a story about some guy from a light kingdom falling in love with the prince of darkness or some gay shit
>>549571385Nah I think it was a princess of darkness.
>>549571093Based anonThanks
>>549571093Kino
>>549571153They play as inhabitants of Phenomaman's homeworld, Urgot-52dc.
>>549571153>*smacks lips*>*nasally inhale*>Tomar, what would you do if you were in a bar and Phenomeman showed up?
>>549572130Chris - RobertZach - InvisigalTomar - BB
>>549571153If you had a clone of Shroud would you torture it?
>>549515017His name is Elliot.
>>549572450Does he believe that he's committed those horrible acts?
>>549511328>Won't name their first born son Robert Robertson IV>But does want to name their first born daughter Roberta Robertson
>>549571153
>Yo Galen, what do you actually do around here man?
>>549572935Bath salts
me if i was mandy during robert's michelin star spiel
>>549482906>>549483005Based OC
>>549571153>we got a call from some guys saying theyre having some trouble making someone smile.
>>549572935Galen is more of a Allan typeMr Whiskey is more like Pim
>>549573701You mean Glep?
>>549573701Mr Whiskey is Glep
>>549573923>>549573941whoops, yea like Glep
>Charlie and Golem link up>become best friends>Pim and Visi get jealous
>Job: Make Shroud Smile-Success!
Flambae will be a romantic option in Season 2 — so will Waterboy. If you don’t get together with either, however, they will then pursue each other as a sort of “steamy” synergy. If you didn’t romance Courtney or Mandy in Season 1, that’s fine, you will have alternate ways of picking them up in Season 2, and they will have romantic routes of their own to pursue if you don’t. Phenomaman won’t have a romantic route, ever. Period. It’s a joke amongst the team (the writing team, not the z-team) that his physiology is utterly incompatible with that of an earth human. He may not even have familiar or recognizable genitalia to begin with. His species may procreate completely differently.
I'm pretty sure Blonde Blazer in the opening chapter and Blonde Blazer in the rest of the game are two different characters merged in development. You have the flirty girl they sent to recruit you in the bar and the prototype Blonde Blazer corpo-superman from the Urinal art. One line to the effect of 'I'm more corporate at work' doesn't erase that they're fundamentally not written as the same character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>549557271I am not sure how BB would work with her, yes she can act but guess she would turn the current toxic positivity hr lady into an unbearable cunt. It really looks like they changed scenes because of that
what's wrong with giving your white breaf HR lady a little bit more character?
>>549574912I don’t believe you
>>549574912>Someone special I'll humor you. If what you describe really is the case. Are you prepared for any visceral reactions? People being upset that Robert is "no longer straight"? Also that's a bit of a shame Phenomaman having no potential whatsoever. Not even a one night stand gag at least? While I would welcome a Flambae romance. I'm sure a majority would rather see another female option. Most obvious being Malevola.
>>549575082don't talk to the schizo, thanks.
They’d never ruin their game by making a season two, and even if they did, they would never allow gay shit.
>>549574994>>549575279shut up dweeb, she's the same character, she just barely gets any scenes after episode 1
>>549574912>let's make it lame and gayi believe it
>>549575554>gaysure>lamehow so
>>549575453Don’t fall for it, dumb (fellow) fujo.
>>549575765I know it's some guy baiting. I just wanted to see how long he'd keep up the schtick.
>>549575554> tHeY wIlL mAkE iT lAmE aNd GaYOh grow up sir
>>549575550She's not the same at all and there's a core, in her bones, difference between chapter 1's>I'm messing up and crossing professional boundaries, teehee~and every other chapter's>I'm a stuffed suit consummate professional They aren't the same character.
>>549575657>>lame>how sobecause waterboy should be with prism
>>549574994BB from first episode and when she saves Robert in the are the same. She even sits in the same femine flirting manner, but everything that happened in between... It is a refrain that should emphasize something important, but it only shows that BB is way better as a superhero than as a boss. And it's still a weak message because she doesn't say that, in the moment of confession
>>549574912>Phenomaman won’t have a romantic route, ever. Period. It’s a joke amongst the team (the writing team, not the z-team) that his physiology is utterly incompatible with that of an earth humanand yet these commiefornaians keep writing asexual/cuck MCs (with working genitals) whenever they get the chance
>>549576017You watched Napoleon Dynamite too many times.
>>549576005Yea because eyefucking Robert in episode two or having him zip up her dress in episode 4 was real consummate professional
>>549575538>they would never allow gay shit.Whose going to tell him.
>>549576097don't worry, i'm sure there's a babe out for you too
>>549576051so we do agree that Robert should take her place as a manager for the sequel right? instead of dispatching individual heros you could be approving or refusing sorties or maybe even selecting which team goes where
All fujos are dumb
>>549564820Which would be fine if she had regular shoes and a tanktop. But she wears a retarded leotard.
All fujos are smart.
>>549574912Waterboy isn't gay he's just awkward and he probably likes Flambae the least of the Z-team after the spaghetti sceneI do like the fujo art of them though
>>549576017Based
>>549574994>You have the flirty girl they sent to recruit you in the bar and the prototype Blonde Blazer corpo-superman from the Urinal art.Her dialogue in the office is very friendly/flirtatious.>Corporate. Dick.
>>549576005The literal first thing she does in the office is have unprofessional shitppsty banter with the new hire and give a weirdly long and affectionate stroke of Rob's arm which causes Chase to comment.
>>549575453I’m confused. What do you mean by visceral reaction? Robert has already been teased as leaning both ways. It’s very subtle, but it’s there. Phenomaman’s species propagate via the sharing or co-mingling of energies. Earth humans cannot do that. He might like a good and long hug, though! Malevola isn’t a romantic choice for a very good reason.
>>549577405>give a weirdly long and affectionate stroke of Rob's armgod I wish I was Robert
>>549576908Robert fixing his tie carried heavy gay undertones. It was intentional, I think.
>>549576998The Records Room line sounds feisty as fuck, it's like she was scheming something for a moment there...
>>549577405The literal first thing she does in the office is to bring her new hire to an isolated room and ask him to undress for her like a pervy old man
Fujos are the highest iq posters here for keeping these threads alive.
>>549577821I like watching people get mad at them. I love our fujo friends
nah BBchads are the heart and soul of Dispatch
>>549577760Why didn’t he choose to sniff
>>549578068Rob is a better man than I
>>549578068ponder the aroma
>My lungs are augmented.
>>549578000[X] Push her
>>549578068if he sniffed her here there'd be no visi route, she'd have pounced on him and hide the p-man thing
>>549578620They were made for each other.
>>549578620How was I supposed to know Robert shoving her off the billboard would lock me out of her romance?
>>549577414>What do you mean by visceral reaction? Robert has already been teased as leaning both ways. It’s very subtle, but it’s there.If you're referring to Robert's blowjob comment in particular. Most I've seen refute that point as simply Robert making jokes or "matching Visi's freak". Though from my point of view. Robert strikes me as a $20 is $20 guy. >Phenomaman’s species propagate via the sharing or co-mingling of energies. Earth humans cannot do that.Doesn't necessarily mean Robert can't try other ways. The goal in this case wouldn't be propagation merely pleasure. Still a good tender embrace is always welcome.>Malevola isn’t a romantic choice for a very good reason.Her being a demon, that is?
robert is the straightest person there is
>>549577414>Robert has already been teased as leaning both waysLiterally when
Wrong Im the straightest person there is
I bet sex with Waterboy would be so fun. I be he squirts when excited.
>>549578991I think there's one (1) line where he's bantering with Courtney that implies he's bisexual, but it's bants so you really can't take it as gospel.
>>549576592Even the ending where he dispatches everyone her including hints that. Guess it should be a much important thing from the narrative standpoint but it is what it is
My robert is courtneysexual
>>549578991He brags about his blowjob skills
>>549579923Based and canon
>>549578802>>549578991>>549579313Robert: “if you wanted to go on a date you should have just asked”Flambae: “Ha…. you’re not my type…”They said it. Not me.
>>549579923Based
>>549579962>>549579953>>549580071autistic faggots cannot comprehend that people make gay jokes because they find gays funny, no because they have any homoerotic fixation
>>549580071>>549580171And Visi said she was the pegger not the pegee.
>>549579923impossible, Robert flirts and is canonically interested in BB even if you don't go for her route
>>549580171I dont understand, because we are on 4chan, where you get called a gay faggot for liking girls. I think they're from reddit
>>549580071Once again that's bants so its hard to discern if he's actually bi or just shooting the shit.
>>549576998Nah, they have corporate courtesy, and this "breaking the 4th wall" is a part of it. She does an introduction tour for a new employee, and then completely forgets that he's a human she even had a moment of intimacy with
>>549580429>hard to discernplease get a diagnosis
>>549580171>Korean RobertJust imagine if fucking Yong Yea or ProZD voiced Robert instead of Aaron Paul.
>>549580627I was thinking of Steven Yeun.
>>549580554I lean hard towards him just joking, but there's enough 'proof' that if you headcanoned Robert as being bisexual it wouldn't be totally unfounded.
>>549580756youareautisticyoucannotgraspnormalhumanbehaviorpleaseseekprofessionalhelp
>>549580538what do you want her to do? begin making sex jokes like Visi? Is that the only form of intimacy you can comprehend?
>>549580679He probably would have done a pretty good job, but Aaron Paul was the perfect pick for Robert's voice so I'm glad Korean Robert was dropped.
stop glazing aaron, lmaooooo
>>549580846Settle down, okay?
>>549580846>inb4 they add gay romance in Dispatch season 2 >thus making Robert explictly bisexualHow much of a meltdown would that bring?
>>549579923thats just normal robert
>>549580973No.>Dropped Powerplex>Said he'd be down to do more seasons of Dispatch as RobertBased.
>>549581270none, because that would be just another choice, chuds will hate the game regardless
>>549581412Fair enough. Still it makes me wonder after what had happened with KCD2. It'd be funny to see a repeat in a sense. They laud Dispatch as a token to straight dudes.
if they put in gay stuff, the fujos would only celebrate for a few weeks before (correctly) chastising it as pandering
Robert will actually be revealed to be asexual in season 2 and the season will open with him breaking things off with Courtney/Mandy.
>>549578000Trips of truth fuckin CHECKED
Robert Mandyson
>>549577760She was trying to protect Mecha Mans secret identity by making him change in private. She can't help herself checking out Robert. How could you possibly hold that against her when Invisigal does the same thing
>>549581750They didn't chastise KCD2 for it. In fact they kind of garnered a new audience that wouldn't have otherwised played it.
Robert is HINTED to be bi. Nothing is confirmed yet. It COULD be banter, but you never know.
>>549580627Imagine the meltdown if they didn’t change flambae’s song
>>549581959different audience, robert is written as heterosexual
>>549582086This almost makes me wish we got Korean Robert, almost.
>>549580851I wish she hadn't beaten Robert in the balls, verbally, every time he tried to get confirmation that the affection that night was mutual. And I also wish she hadn't undermined his authority in front of his employees.
>>549581750This. Fujos are contrarians at heart and don’t actually want confirmed ships. They want to fantasize about it purely. They know it’s wrong but they get off on that.
>>549582205>robert is written as heterosexualSo was Henry at least for the first game.
>>549528224
Realistically is there any chance season 2 comes out before the 2030s?
Why don’t we have any scenes of Beef interacting with Flambae
Let's be honest, the only reason BB was attracted to robert in the first place was because she thought she could fix him
>>549580679Thank God we dodged Robvincible.
>>549582287>Fujos are contrarians at heart and don’t actually want confirmed ships.Ahem. https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hansry
>>549582621There are outliers of course.
>>549567092I got Everyman. Were my choices too random? I just picked the choices that I thought would be most entertaining.
>>549582563A missed opportunity.
>>549582274god you're autistic>>549582602not really, you can kind of see her get progressively into him as he begins sharing his insecurities and she sees herself in him. It's not just about wanting to fix him, it's also her hoping he could be that for her.
>>549582287Eastern Fujos I think this is the case, but Western Fujos will get fucking MAD if their ships don't explicitly sail.
>>549582750You sure you're not the contrarian?
>>549582790Gay men always have dogs and they are always overweight.
>>549582617How different would his performance be I wonder? Think Yeun could pull off that dry humor that Robert tends to deliver?
>>549582839Western fujos aren’t true fujos the same way weebs aren’t true Japanese.
new bread?
>>549583183Here>>549582656>>549582656>>549582656
>>549583183We're not at image limit yet
>>549583025>always overweight.Not always.
>>549583330Don’t care. The number 800 makes me angry. I will punch a wall if we get that far okay.
>>549582759you have a heroism and villainy score, doing shit like throwing toxic off your balcony, threatening to kill shroud or beating the shit out of reporters pushes you towards anti-hero holding back on the violence and doing your best superman impression gets you heroismI also think you have to spare Shroud to get true hero and have to kill Shroud to get anti-hero, not entirely suremaybe you just acted like an indecisive bitch whose name is Robert so you got everyman(the bitch ending)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubsKm6_Qacenjoy your theme song
>>549583421Hopefully it’s just a phase
>>549583116I really don’t think so.
>>549583520I probably got fucked because Invisigal killed Shroud. Do I not have I choice to spare shroud if I removed Visi from the Z team? I did make Robert act like a proper hero.
>>549584106>Invisigal killed Shroudyou fucked up retardyou just don't have the makings of a Mecha Man
>>549582492I don't think so. If we're being optimistic, maybe we could see a 2028 release? It took two years to record the dialogue. And since it was AdHoc's first project. It went through many phases. Technically making it a seven year cycle. But the final flow I'd say took about three years.
>>549582492There is, stuff that get popular have a chance of getting expedited for their sequels.
>>549582602Nah, he's a likable smooth talker, she probably expects it will be just a quick recruiting job, but it ended with a kiss in her favorite spot. She can't really fix him, outside of offering a stable position in SDN.
