AGGIE EDITION, FOR THE IMPENDING 500TH /CALG/: https://magma.com/d/9WKGToWJkxStore link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>549251467
DRAW IN THE AGGIE!!! THE BIG #500 IS COMING!!!https://magma.com/d/9WKGToWJkxhttps://magma.com/d/9WKGToWJkxhttps://magma.com/d/9WKGToWJkx
DRAW THE FUCKING AGGIE
The fuck does TDQ means?
>>549494668Someone should probably delete Juliaschwitz too since nobody is using it either.
>>549494590
Why does Andrew keep blueballing himself? It's one thing to not fuck his sister, but it's another to intentionally get himself in the mood just to back off.
>>549494806I'm practicing some circles and lines, in a few threads maybe I'll be able to draw some stick figures.
husbandrew
>>549495371>sister need linux
>>549495371
>>549495389He had intrusive thoughts of kissing her and backed off. The belt loop thing was probably not meant to be an ass grab, it used to be common in the early 2000s to put an arm around someone's lower back or in their back pocket. Usually people who are very close.
>>549495662>it used to be common in the early 2000s to put an arm around someone's lower back or in their back pocketYeah if you wanted to feel their ass
>>549495371>andrew play nemleiIt really is about her ex isn't it
>>549495662>or in their back pocketThat was something only boomer parents did
>>549495753>>549495883But I did that to multiple girls in high school and no one thought it was weird, also iirc my aunt put a hand there one time and talked about how much I grew. Was she calling me a fatass?
>>549495621So true!
What would be the Graves dynamic if their twin was of an identical personality to themselves?
>>549495964you heard them lads
>>549495371>>549495543>Femanons throughout the entire last thread
>>549495543Archdrew is canon confirmed
>>549494806I'll try when I get home. I suck at drawing though.
>>549495371>love>draw>anon
>>549495371>kids horny>drawing brother>fat andy>food little decayWhat did /calg/ mean by this?
>>549495371kino
>>549496052>Andrew and AndreaConstantly formulating bait to make the other one appear like the bad guy. Andrew shifting blame onto Ashley occurs naturally, but Andrew and Andrea don't have a clear path to victimhood. They would more and more desperately try to fight, deceive, and ruin each other until they both embrace their darkness. It'd be made all the worse by the fact that Andrea isn't a fragile princess like Ashley but a mean bitch who can take it. They'd without a doubt have the best sex any two humans in history have ever had, these are two very dominant people who would probably start hatefucking in high school. All in all, they'd be so poisonous in motion it'd make Andrew and Ashley's dynamic look healthy.>Ashley and AshtonFucking idiots. They'd be glued to each other but they'd never be able to convincingly assert any control over the other. They'd just end up in standoffs that go nowhere and resolve themselves on account of their comic futility, hell they'd end up bonding over this. Sure, there's no Andrew and his normalcy fantasy to serve as any voice of reason/moral compass, but there's also no Andrew and his disingenuous ratshit Andrewness to take any disastrous ideas all too seriously/subtly push for them outright. I think double Ash would have a lot of fun - they're too stupid to exploit each other's abandonment issues and wouldn't really torment each other. It'd be like they don't even know what sex is, man, they'd get naked and yell at each other for not taking the initiative. They'd probably get in the bedroom in the first place by complete accident, like a stupid dare or something. All in all, less violence and more teasing (still no friends other than each other though).
>>549496728Andrew and Andrea wouldn't have any chemistry at all because they both have extremely defensive personalities. Proof? Andrew had a nonexistent relationship with his mother, and they're basically the same people.
>>549495859It's about her brother>>549496052If green, they'd be dancing around each other, pretending they're normal and feeling so empty & horny they'd eventually either commit suicide or fuck, probably leading to normal, boring lives. If pink they'd be so clingy and openly antagonistic towards everyone else they would've been separated at 15 tops, leading to them eloping. They'd be way more prone to fight and argue than green twins tho, as they'd both be self-hating emotional messes. Either way they'd be known as the spooky twins.
>>549496812>Andrew had a nonexistent relationship with his mother, and they're basically the same people.
>>549496812Except Andrew is (somewhat) capable of raising a child
>>549496052If a boy like Ashley was born first, Renee wouldn't think with her appearances oneupsmanship boner and have another kid since now parenthood isn't easy and Ashley would never exist.
Nemlei, you don't need to bilinearly rotate something if you're rotating it by a multiple of 90 degrees, so here the bilinear interpolation only adds unnecessary blur. Moreover, adding a whole new sprite just for the rotated version is simply bloat, as the existing sprite could have just been rotated 90 degrees at runtime.
>>549497615Anon I don't think she can hear you, your best bet of getting this to her is probably through Kit9 by reporting it as a bug on Steam discussions
>>549496812Andrew mentions he wouldn't be attracted to Ashley if not for their early enmeshment and how she's the only one to understand him but Renee instantly fell in love with Douglas due to the second reason. What they really appreciate isn't being understood but accepted, as evidenced by how Renee hated Grandpa Graves and Andrew actively resented her and didn't care about Julia despite said characters managing to partially see through their deception. In that regard, as they'd be twins and both good liars, I think Andrew and Andrea would enjoy the ability to be themselves around each other even if they don't admit it. It wouldn't be as strong a bond as with Ashley tho, since it would be based on slips of the masks that would progressively get more or less frequent depending on the situation rather than the open acceptance Ashley provides. After all, both Andrew and Renee are self aware/perceptive enough to notice the other is trying to maintain a facade. They just don't like each other because that kind of complicity and acceptance is completely absent.
>>549496389Andrew is a fartsniffing pseud who tells everyone "I use Arch btw, I built my OS from the ground up" even though he used archinstall. I want to beat him up.
>>549497615Sitting Nemlei down and lecturing her on filtering methods
>>549494806I will attempt to draw a shroomly and shroomdrew once I return from work
>>549495371Lewd...
>>549498091Pixel grid displays have inherent anisotropy. Coffin needs to be ported to vector CRT displays.
Given how easy it is to groom Julia, could one project a vision of Andrew onto her as easily as a vision of Ashley?
>>549495371that central top column area...>question british>abuse normie>wrong gentoo button>leyley based story>4chan literally school women drivers>sex /calg/ better place needs siblings>hate arch>please sister maybe games hard>need linux cute>put windows since fatI'm dying, but I get the feeling it's telling us sisters don't like linux unless it's cuter and windows might make them feel fat
Where did these numbers show up?
>>549494590YOU USED THIS IMAGE TOO SOON YOU STUPID FUCKIT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR A CHRISTMAS BAKE
>>549500760That surely just means we need something better for christmas like Ashley dressed as a present waiting for Andrew to unwrap her.
>>549501738oh yeah? you gonna draw it?
>>549501738While Andrew is jacking off in the shower
Coffin is Tumblr-cored, but /calg/ isn't ready for that conversation.
>>549502964Your funeral.
>>549504330Oh cool, a Nina present box
>>549505248Spice things up with a little Reminiscence
>>549499254>sisters don't like linux unless it's cuterHow do you rice it into being cute and girlypop? Would Ashley use this?
>>549505427surely this couldn't be an ace attorney reference
>>549506020in the case of this kde plasma setup, it boils down to changing an icon set and the color palette, very straightforward nothing extra needs to be done
>>549506417Is this really all it takes to seduce a sister into using linux?
On the topic of linux, what distro does cal/g/ recommend for a newbie? I'm thinking of starting with zorin
>>549507758Fedora KDE, Bazzite KDE, Ultramarine KDE, or CachyOS KDE. I'll elaborate soon but I'm just getting the first reply in because I'm a whore.
>>549507758Ubuntu, because it works. Most widely used, therefore most widely supported.
>>549507934>Bazzite KDE>The operating system for the next generation of gamers>Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.This actually exists? We're entering a new era.What's it based off of?
>>549504179No, you are right. The game does feel like it was made by someone who used to hang out on Tumblr but without falling into schizo rabbitholes. And it isn't necessarily a bad thing, Tumblr has a lot of basedness despite all the cringe.
On the topic of Sisters, OS Shilling goes here >>107477810, and not in this general. Unless you want to be seen in the same light as haggots, that is.
>>549508493rip all the victims of the great ero purge
>>549508615Post beef.
>>549508615Yeah I forgot that cross-board thread linking doesn't work. However the point still stands, keep nerd talk in the relevant threads on /g/ and not the home of monastic delphism.
>>549508615You need to cross link boards newfag
>>549508417>Bazzite is an immutable Linux distribution based on Fedora and designed with gaming in mind. It can run on desktop computers, the Steam Deck, and other handheld gaming devices. The base system is read-only and packages are usually supplied using Flatpak bundles. Bazzite is available in GNOME and KDE Plasma desktop variants. nevermind
>>549508779>I forgot that cross-board thread linking doesn't workAsk the fellas here for more 4chan tech support: >>>/g/107477937
>>549508779>monastic>delphismHow?
>>549508779>the home of monastic delphism.saved for future use
>>549509143Some of us do not possess siblings. Instead of advancing Delphic society through customary marriage and tangible contribution, it is we who dedicate ourselves entirely to prayer (to Nemlei), and to the philosophy of Delphism, and the ways both we and the common folk can adhere to its principles in life.
>>549509513You can also have children and raise them to love each other though
>>549499370When you're doing Leyley's math homework.
>>549508779>I forgot that cross-board thread linking doesn't workYou can always just copy paste the URL and 4chan will automatically turn it into a cross board post. At least, I think, let me try>>>/b/943459627
>>549509513I don't believe in artificially promoting it I feel like those who come to it naturally will do so, I just want to remove the stigma and unjustifiable laws penalising it.
Why is þiu's head so damn big
Coffin WAS your #1 game on your YouTube Recap, right anon?
How to do that grainy color thing the game has?
>>549511246Fuck would I watch tcoaal stuff on youtube for?
Can we all take a second for a /ngng/ /bhg/ land acknowledgement
Đulia
>>549511610We post on stolen landWe post on stolen land
>>549512027Ĝūlia
Jannies?
>>549511610We acknowledge this land on which Calgee and Wood University sits. For thousands of years it has been the traditional land of the Snow Sprites and other Indigenous Creatures of the Nem. Today, this meeting place is still the home to many Delphic people from across Sister Island and we are grateful to have the opportunity to post on this land. Amen. Etc.
>>549512027>>549512581Nemleiverse OTP
>>549511610This land was NEVER yours.
>>549498302Drawing a mushroom takes more time than I thought
>>549504179>>549508493Indeed, Coffin is very 4chumblr.
>>549504179>>549508493Tumblr was one of the best websites for porn back when it was around. I don't mind Coffin being a very Tumblr-coded game, because it's still very good
>>549508493>without falling into schizo rabbitholesHuh, I thought tumblr was just femoid porn before the suicide by corporate values
>>549504179100%. Tumblr is where I learned girls fetishize sibling incest almost as much as guys here on 4chan do.
>>549515480>fetishising sexThey wouldn't
>>549514013It was, in a way, very Nemleian...
I don't know how ironic some of you are being with the whole "delphism" thing. But I really wish for more representation and encouragement of - I'm not even going to say incest - just good, strong, positive relationships between siblings.People with siblings are extremely lucky. They have the potential to form a very special kind of bond with someone that they won't get with anyone else, to have someone they can share things with they can't with others, someone who understands them better than anyone and someone they can trust more than anyone. It can become the most beautiful thing. But it's up to them not to squander that potential. Unfortunately a lot of people do, and it's sad. "We were always at each other's throats" this, "we drifted apart" that. How can you let it go to waste, don't you realize what you had? I only had a small taste of "siblinghood" by having a cousin whom I sadly didn't get to see very often and I wish I grew up with someone like that full time.I'm not even sure where I was going with this. Cherish your sisters if you have any, anons.
>>549514325>>549514562>>549515480Tumblr is, or at least was, pretty much the girls' equivalent of 4chan, with its own little niche communities based around fandoms or interets, with their own circlejerks and in-jokes, serious discussions and shitposts, creativity and horniness, decent posters and actual schizos. I always felt the two sites were very similar spiritually despite also being diametrically opposite in some ways. There is a reason why 4chumblr was a thing.
The Microsoft shills are doing damage control since they reported >>549512518 as being unrelated to video games (I can't imagine how gaming performance is irrelevant to video games).Anyway:>>549507758For gaming (including playing games such as the Coffin of Andy and Leyley), I say it comes down to Fedora vs CachyOS. CachyOS does have several advantages over Fedora:>The whole CachyOS stack has compiler optimisations for newer CPUs, which can improve your 0.1% lows in gaming>CachyOS uses less RAM (CachyOS KDE uses approx 1GB after a cold boot, compared to 2.5GB on Fedora KDE)>CachyOS comes with NVIDIA drivers preinstalled (as well as multimedia codecs)As a bonus, CachyOS has automatic snapshots (basically System Restore Points on Windows) out of the box, which is actually pretty compelling.If that sounds great to you (and it is great) then CachyOS KDE is a solid choice, but CachyOS has some downsides. First is that being based on Arch Linux, CachyOS has much worse software availability than Fedora: the Arch repos are way smaller, and Arch (and by extension CachyOS) doesn't let you download offline installers from a website and double-click them to run. Not to mention that unlike Fedora, CachyOS doesn't come with a GUI app store preinstalled—"pamac" (not to be confused with pacman) is a great GUI app store for Arch, and if you know where and what to look for you can install it in 2 minutes on CachyOS, but it's honestly astonishing that it doesn't come preinstalled.If you can't tell, I use Fedora, but that's mainly because of video editing; DaVinci Helper is ONLY on Fedora and this utility alone makes Fedora the king of content creation. Ultimately, most distros with KDE Plasma are 99% the same. Fuck Kubuntu, though!Also, if you have an NVIDIA graphics card, just disable secure boot in your motherboard settings because NVIDIA are too lazy to sign their drivers (not an issue with AMD or Intel graphics). Secure boot doesn't do anything anyway lol.
retard is posting on /v/ again, prepare for possible overflow
>>549519286You can bet that entire /v/ thread is just him samefagging again lol
>>549519286which thread
>>549515609Incest isn't about sex. It's about true love.>>549517626In an era where platonic marriage is a thing, I can't fathom why platonically marrying your sister should be unacceptable. So you're allowed to have a non-romantic, non-sexual marriage with your best friend unless your best friend happens to be your sister? What kind of sense does that make? Please tell me in normie terms why platonically marrying your sister should be unacceptable.
>>549518825>I can't imagine how gaming performance is irrelevant to video gamesIt's unrelated to COFFIN. And this is a COFFIN thread. Your paragraphs about Linux are off topic>it's video gamesNot how /vg/ works, newfaggot. Go post about Halo in the Elder Scrolls general and see how long that lasts
>>549520450Suomi gameSuomi OS
>>549520450>It's unrelated to COFFIN
>>549520698Don't say I didn't warn you. You have to let me save you
>>549520875>Coffin is steamdeck supported, therefore this is now a /g/ threadSee above.
>>549521036No, it's not a /g/ thread. But you can answer somebody's question when they ask how best to play The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
>>549494590Requesting someone, anyone post chubby Renee art. Doesn't matter if its new art, reposted stuff or sprite edits, I need pudgy Renee
>>549521358>But you can answer somebody's question when they ask how best to play The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.I don't see why you'd bother hitting me with a false equivalency as if I'm the judge. This is like day 4 of "Linux is better than Windows", which is hardly the same as answering a question with "you should try Linux"But you know that
>>549517626I didn't realize how important she was to me and couldn't admit I loved her in more ways than one until it was too late, now I'm trying to overcompensate. I hate modern media like you wouldn't believe for making her think she had to compete with me for our parents' love when the only thing I ever wanted was hers. I wish she wasn't such a selfish bitch, and that I wasn't a self-righteous jerk. But there's some dark kind of comfort in the fact that I'll continue to love her even when she eventually moves on and leaves me behind. I think if I had just a bit of guidance during those messy teenage years our relationship would be so, so much better.
>>549521365Haggot
Saw this random clip of nu-Spongebob and I thought the way this background was drawn and colored was strikingly Nemleian.
>>549521616>"muh windows muh windows muh windows" out of nowhere Smoking gun right there. No demeaning comparisons to Windows were even made in the paragraphs that vex you so much, so where the hell are the attempted evangelisms you're seeing?>answering a question with "you should try Linux"How is that an answer to Anon's question of WHICH one to try? Are you telling me that if somebody came up to you and asked "Which way is it to the nearest train station?", you would answer with "You should walk to the train station"? What the fuck??
>>549523163That's actually Nemleian as hell...Would Andrew and Ashley get along with Count Orlok?
>>549504179Hmm, isn't it more Deviantart / Hot Topic coded?
>>549523795>>549504179Nemlei has the energy of one of those eclectic 2000's one-man-army online creators, so she doesn't neatly fit into any one caricature of Tumblr niches/deviantART/4chan niches. Honestly, the best way I'd describe Nemlei's style is "imagine if Newgrounds were a female space", because she's got the deviantART edge without the cringe, and the Tumblr ambition without the moralising.
>>549521884I'm truly sorry to hear that things didn't turn out well between you. And I hope you don't feel like I was shaming you for failing to maintain a good relatiship with your sister or anything with that post. It's no use beating yourself up over past mistakes, and besides, both parties need to put in the effort for any kind of relationship to work and sometimes, frustratingly, the other party is just not as willing.>Captcha: SPAMJNo thanks, I will not be spamming Julia.
>>549524546>Honestly, the best way I'd describe Nemlei's style is "imagine if Newgrounds were a female space", because she's got the deviantART edge without the cringe, and the Tumblr ambition without the moralising.Agreed completely, it's the vibes of general early 2000's edge in all the best ways.
>>549521884Anon I pray that you reconnect with her, just for the sake of being able to hug and say you forgive each other.
>>549523204>>"muh windows muh windows muh windows" out of nowhere>>549518825>The Microsoft shills are doing damage control
>>549496219This is one of the most emotionally raw CGs in the game, rips my heart apart every time I see it.
>>549525878The scene that always makes me want to cry is>Thanks, I can't stand youIt makes me want to puke.
>>549523163I'm matching the Spongebob production cycle to game's development timeline, looks promising ao far
>>549513295Finished the shrooms, I have no idea how to draw shroomdrews eyes with these blocks, but I'm surprised I managed to draw anything at all
>>549526229Looks nice. And it actually looks like mushrooms and not penises
>>549526229I love Shroomley's hat!
>>549526229How do you do dirty colors like that?
>>549524792ngl it would be cool if the next nemlei game had invader zim's hi-tech, grimy industrial setting
>>549525878That scene is really good. Their making up being spoiled by Andrew's foot catching on the chain was pure kineaux.
Drawing is SO fucking hard
>>549527031>Their making up being spoiled by Andrew's foot catching on the chainFuck that's such a phenomenal moment
>>549524657Don't worry anon, I agree with you the world really needs more sibling representation, even if it's not delphic. Ty for your kindness.>both parties need to put in the effort for any kind of relationship to workI think she really tried when we were kids while nowadays it's completely one sided on my part. The brief window when we both did tho... I'll cherish that memories until the day I die.>alsobased kek
>>549526675I pick a shade of darkish brown/orange, flail my pen around the mushroom's general bottom area like a madman for a bit, then pick a slightly different shade and do that again, then another, and I continue the process while gradually picking lighter shades as I move up.I did the same things with the caps.
>>549524657>No thanks, I will not be spamming Julia.Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
>>549527395Anon please I'm begging you to reconnect
>watch the clickbait video>it's what Andrew mentions when you look around the SnS apartmentWill other parts already covered in EP3a get extra content as well when the chapter's complete?>>549527584But how does that result in a bunch of specks instead of a few visible strokes?
>>549512962TRVÞNVKE
>>549528054Because sometimes flailing the pen around results in me drawing over the same blocks a few times with different shades, making it darker, sometimes I barely go over a block, making it lighter, and the aggie somehow picks up the small differences in the pressure I put on the pen when I draw, so individual strokes can end up noticeably darker or lighter.All of this chaos results very little uniformity between anything.
>>549529231THIU LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT AS THE GRAVESHIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR WHO BLASTED MUSIC WAS THE CULTISTHIS BITCH NEIGHBOR WHO YELLS AT HIM IS 302 LADYTHE NEMLEIVERSE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
>>549529558>THIU LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT AS THE GRAVESso thiu burned to death in the apartment fire?
>>549529684No, BH takes place before Coffin. Thiu Merged and moved out before the events of the story take place
>>549529962oh wait, i misread thati thought it was 'thiu lives in the same apartment building as the graves'ignore my retardation
>>549531046Not at all, I'm the one who forgot to conjugate "live".
https://x.com/nekoMagicalGirl/status/1998205529349657053
>>549518825I, for one, who just put Fedora with KDE plasma on my freshly built PC, love it. And willbuse it to plays lots of coffin.
>>549535497>I, for one, who just put Fedora with KDE plasma on my freshly built PC, love it.You can't have two interrupters following each other. It should either be"I, for one, just put Fedora with KDE plasma on my freshly built PC and I love it.orI, who just put Fedora with KDE plasma on my freshly built PC, love it.
>>549534374Andrew cradling Ashley's head is one of my favorite habits of his, it's so cute.
You go out for a walk and find Nina's recently deceased body, it's still fresh....what would you do?
>>549536490>one of these things is not like the others
>>549536601Call the police
>>549536662The only right answer.
>>549536601Good morning sir
>>549536601Leave my fingerprints everywhere and don't call the police. Duh!
>>549539914>He hasn't burned off his fingerprints alreadyNGMI
>>549540101>Lieutenant, the suspect's fingerprints are unpatterned!>Ah, I know the guy then.
>>549540371N-no! No! I don't have a criminal record so it's totally foolproof!
>>549536490childhood habit maybe
>>549525195>>549527673Sorry anon I didn't read you before, I'll try really hard soon, avoiding fights as much as possible and trying to connect to her, know what she thinks without criticizing. It's just, well, even the few times I behave nicely she ends up pushing me, usually in front of other people, until I snap.
>>549514325you can still find tumblr incest blogs on the archives
Surprised no one here would play with Nina a bit after finding her, no one finds her cute?
>>549543636You need jesus.
>>549543636Back to Hyderabad with you lad.
>>549543636Dravidian excellence right here
>>549501738You know ball. I was gonna wait until Christmas to post this but I can post it againhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ka9qj.jpg
>>549512063Julia would unironically say this
>>549512063Who stole it from __ who stole it from ---- who stole it from __--_ who stole it from --__-....etc, etc
>>549512939Oh please, don't give me that noble delphic crap. You barbarians were marrying each other's sister before any Notfinnish man set foot here. You used to raid each other's threads and take hussies and NBR floozies as trophies. You were all WHORES like all women until we taught you the civilized ways of wincest and Nemleianity and now you get to be part of this great delphic nation. Be grateful.
>>549544926Our very lives make evident that we are here at behest of the loving Mother Gaia. To assign ownership to one side or another is a perversion of her will.
>>549545370I have weaponry, it's mine now, by the grace of Gaea.
>>549545172Fool! You are blinded by the recent past. I remember a time long, long ago, before humans, sprites, and demons ever set foot on this board, when the catfolk ruled a peaceful general. The ancient world, which they called /aiwwabbg/ in the old tongue, where catfolk posted their shiniest new toys and weighed the benefits of bounciness versus springiness, and bemoaned the wretched skeleton fish that would become the father of all degenerate, antagonistic races hence.
>>549545370>Our very VN makes evident that we are here at the promise of the loving Nemlei. To assign ownership to our side is our manifest destiny.FTFY. This is why you got killed by a couple of kids, asthmatic bitch.
>>549546386gaia/nemleisame person
>>549546306>/aiwwabbg/The what? Speak Notfinnish. The LARP has gone too far.
>>549546804because krampus would rape you otherwise
>>549543636>i'm surprised no one here wants to fuck a dead childthe fuck is wrong with you?
>>549546804I ceLeBRaTe cHriStmAs tOo, yOu raCisT. i FucKinG lOve eGGnOg.
>>549547302....So umm Jesus, I guess you would know.
>>549547652jeSuS? KwAB. hE wAs dEfEatEd bY twO PieCes oF wOoD!
>>549543636I may be a pedophile necrophiliac rapist, but all at different times. Putting them together is just too sad
>>549547302Yeah but you only celebrate it for the eggnog you disbelieving fart clown, you lack the faith in our lord and saviour Nemlei Kristus. You don't even share our lineage while you act like we believe in the same god. We see past your lies. I wish it did happen.
>>549544697Julia should have sex with me as reparations
>>549547889yOu Can'T ProVe NeMlEi iS ReAl. HaVe (YoU) EvEr SeEN hEr? tHat'S wHaT i ThOuGht. BitCh.
I finished episode 1. Deeply depressed about not having a possessive, cute, black-hearted little sister.
>>549548439Join the club
Nemlei can't even have been born in December. The scripture tells us that Nemlei was born while her tribe's hunters were away in the forest. But this cannot be the case since the Finnish night would've been pitch black during December, making hunting impossible.
>>549544485That's.......nice, but we might need the Ashley from a few minutes before when she thought it was just a fun game
>>549547861>dEfEatEdWho wants to tell him?
>>549544485Jesus, that's a thick cock. Honestly, I'm so jealous of girls. They get to lay down and grip the sheets while taking thick cock. It must feel so good to have sex as a girl. I fucking hate being a manNo homo btw
>>549545370She is so pretty
>>549549637Just put your own thick cock inside a girl and turn on your empathy
>>549550135
>>549517626>We drifted apartBut it does happen. Even if siblings were inseparable back then, as they grow up, leave home, and have separate lives they tend to grow distant, even if they're still friendly to each other. That's life
>>549549637Andrew turns yet another straight man gay, fulfilling Nemlei's divine fujo plan
What is Andrew's favorite car brand? Personally, I view him as a BMW kind of guy
Sister I love you. Even though it's not a real normal love. I mean, I do find you charming and I wouldn't mind fucking you but it doesn't mean I'm romantically attracted to you as a man to a woman in a true sense. You are not that pretty I mean. But still I want something like that with you, I want to share everything with you, and I want you to share everyrhing to me, from body to soul, even though I know that's not possible and I have no intention to make it a reality. This is more like a perverted, uncontrollable obsession of mine. I just can't help myself you know. So sorry. But it's not really my fault. Still you can blame me if that makes you feel better. Anyway my point is that, I love you, but actually I don't love you. Get it?
>>549548439One anon suggested looking for an irl equivalent of Ashley in trailer parks. Seems like a good place to start if youre in the us
>>549551190Scania, Volvo, Mercedes, etc, etcBig established brands, built for power, fuel economy and reliability. with a nice secure comfortable cabin for overnights on the road.
>>549551545So I'm ugly fuckmeat you wouldn't take out to dinner or treat like a lady. Th-thanks Andy. I don't deserve you...
>>549551545I don't think this is how Andrew feels desu.
>>549521884When did you first realize you have feelings for your sister? Was TCOAAL 'literally me' moment for you? (Because it kinda was for me. Especially how Ashley feels about Andrew)
>>549552693Andrew is expert at lying and coping
>>549552104How about Sisu then?
>>549551190>Personally, I view him as a BMW kind of guyhe does seem like the kind of asshole to merge without using their blinker and tailgate people going 80mph
>>549547861Astaghfirullah. Isa (PBUH), or Jesus, was our penultimate prophet, but he was by no means a son of God. He was an ordinary man of flesh and blood, just like each of the twenty-three prophets before him and the one after him. Even so, he commands a great deal of respect, being one of Allah's most devout believers. And he most certainly was not defeated.Surah an-Nisa 4:157 confirms this; "And because of their saying: 'We slew the Messiah, Isa son of Maryam, Allah's messenger' - they slew him not nor crucified him, but it appeared so unto them; and lo! those who disagree concerning it are in doubt thereof; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; they slew him not for certain."This not only shows the savagery of the Romans, who ironically called others barbarians, but also the fact that Isa (PBUH) did not actually die on the cross, as Christians are lead to believe. No, he was not crucified. Instead, Allah raised him to the afterlife alive. He will not die until the Day of Resurrection, for he lives to this day in Jannah.
>>549553680>koranAI
>>549550408I hate life then, I hate society and (non-delphic) nuclear family. I will rage against the dying of our relationship, never letting go, even if it means suffocating the future. Struggle will be its own reward.
>>549554210Now you just sound like Leyley haha
>>549553680Jesus is not some second rate prophet of your great deceiver god, he literally rejects him.
>>549554031I assure you that not a single word that I posted here on /calg/ was written by an AI. Every single post I made was written entirely by me, except when I quote the Qur'an directly, which is when I copy-paste a verse written more elegantly by writers more gifted than I. And everything I wrote, I knew beforehand, otherwise, what kind of sheikh would I be? Certainly not someone to look up to. In these trying times, I hope to be a role model, someone who inspires others. Using an AI would inspire people to sin, and stray off the path of righteousness. So, please, stop accusing me of using an AI.
>>549553680>>549555170How will we achieve global delphism? Through jihad
>>549552825I'm not exactly sure anon, I've been consuming incest media since I was like 12 but it wasn't until I was, what, 15? that I realized I lusted after her. I didn't want to taint our relationship so, after an incident that still haunts me to this day, I pretended she was just my sister for a couple years until I was forced to spend a long period of time away from her. I felt lost, but didn't do anything. I suppose I loved her before that, but TCOAAL was still awakening to some degree, especially as I realized:-I didn't really feel fully comfortable around anyone but her-Our relationship at some point could've become codependent but didn't-The few serious attempts at romance in my life were just projections of my feelings for her.>Especially how Ashley feels about AndrewI get you anon, I really do. At first I though Ashley was just that crazy goth girl meme but her dynamic with Andrew feels so eerily close to mine with my sister that at some point I began to see her as what I could've been if not for a few important moments in my life.
>>549555531Count me in. It's better to die for the cause than to live for myself.>>549554270It's really pathetic, isn't it? An unhinged, disagreeable manchild that refuses to grow yet presents the world a facade of thoughtfulness, hating every single minute of it. At least Leyley is honest about herself. I can only be myself around my sister not even that anymore since I want her to like me so much I'll adopt yet another mask.
>>549552825How did you feel anon? Lost? Understood? What did you do afterwards? Did you change your behavior towards her? Is playing the game like a ritual for you?
>>549554598I am going to need to see some valid proof. And when you fail to provide it, check the Qur'an out for the truth. Might also help you become a better person, rather than someone who runs around flaunting uneducated, untrue statements as if we are living in the Age of Ignorance.>>549555531I respect your willingness, but jihad does not mean what you think it does. Jihad is any effort a person makes to align personal and social life with Allah's guidance. It does not even have to be in a religious context, it can be something as simple as being a firefighter, and putting your life on the line to help others. Incest does not have Allah's blessing, for it is a true evil, and thus cannot be an example of jihad.
>>549556313>be fake so someone wants to be around youNo-win situation. Most people can also tell if someone else is masking, although it usually comes off as disinterest, or ulterior motives, rather than insecurity. Not saying to have no filter but if you're safe all the time you've paid a huge emotional cost for the price of being, at best, boring.
>>549559828*prize of being boring.
>>549548439Welcome, new friend. It gets worse.
>>549544485
>>549555708>I've been consuming incest media for long but it was some time later that I realized I lusted after her. I didn't want to taint our relationship so I pretended she was just my sister for a couple years until I was forced to spend a long period of time away from her. I felt lost, but didn't do anything. I suppose I loved her before that, but TCOAAL was still awakening to some degreeHeh same story here anon. Yeah, this story was a hit in a gut for me since we did have our own 'Andy and Leyley' play when we were young. So I could really sympathize with how Ashley was afraid of 'Andy' turning into someone she doesn't understand and leaving her forever. The difference is that our parents were loving and caring, and we had a normal childhood. So even though we were close, we never really got 'intimate'I hope you're doing okay anon. I can't say I'm in the same shoes as you but I can tip my hat as a fellow siscon>>549557249What did I do? Well, I lived my life, anon. My sister is far, far away from me now. We are still in friendly terms and sometimes we contact each other but that's pretty much it. I don't want to live in regret about 'what could've been'. Besides I don't think I'm really 'in love' with my sister. I feel like my feeling toward her is more like how Lewis Caroll felt about Alice, rather than genuine romantic feelings and lust Andrew harbored toward Ashley. I will cherish the times we shared, but I will not do something I will regret because of this crazy game resonated deeply with me>What does game mean to you?It's the first time I genuinely cared about 'romance'. I had female friends but I never really cared about girls. Well, except my sister I guess. I think I'm a pretty fucked up person, since the only fictional romance I could sympathize was this incest between crazy psychos
>>549551190>>549552104Last thread's OP image was very loosely based on a DAF 95 Ati, as it has a fairly simple design that looks not quite old yet not quite modern, which felt like a good fit for the game's setting.If Andrew ever saves enough money to switch to a newer model it would probably be Scania or Volvo (or a fictional equivalent thereof), being from Northern Europe and all.
>>549556313At least you can be honest here anon. Nobody except the glowies will know you are an incest loving freak!
>>549559828And what should do? My true self is obnoxious and confrontational af and now I know for sure that while I enjoy arguing with her, she doesn't. For some reason I don't entirely understand yet the only time when I get to be my true self AND she seems comfortable with me as opposed to disdainful or bored is when we're in an awkward social situation and we just stay close to each other, telling jokes, bantering and overall being happy to ignore the rest of the world.
>>549563407>The difference is that our parents were loving and caring, and we had a normal childhood. So even though we were close, we never really got 'intimate'Basically same. I suppose a good upbringing can really shape even inherently bad people into somewhat functioning members of society, as I know for sure something was deeply wrong with me from my early childhood. I'm glad to managed to be content with your life, and despite how much I whine and complain about mine I doubt I'll do anything about it. Besides, there's some kind of dark comfort in never letting go. You know, a bit like those secrets of the heart The Name of the Wind speaks about, they become heavier with each passing day and the more you hide them, the more they grow within you until you cherish them even if they're hurting you.>the only fictional romance I could sympathize was this incest between crazy psychosI was about to recommend Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma until reading this. It was the first romance that I enjoyed but I didn't completely resonate with it for the same reason, as none of the main characters are rotten apples at heart. >>549564014I hope glowniggers are too busy instigating mass shootings on /pol/.
>>549496812>>549496052Andrew & Andrea would see themselves in each other, and would passively hate eachother for it (same with andrew/renee) but unlike with renee, they would be close enough in proximity to work through it (ie. quarantine) and resolve eachother's hypocracy through fighting, compramise, and (eventually) sex; it would be like the vanilla game but less polarized and more fluid dynamic. I would totally read a 'fic of them bickering over how poorly each one treats their partner, how each of them is captured by their relationship with Renee, ect. totally interesting IMO
Jiggie anon, if you are here, >>549567734 seems like a good image for a jigsaw puzzle in terms of color variety.
>>549567734Holy shit, this art is beautiful. Very serene lighting.
>>549565787>You know, a bit like those secrets of the heart The Name of the Wind speaks about, they become heavier with each passing day and the more you hide them, the more they grow within you until you cherish them even if they're hurting you.I know. Frankly I never managed to let go of things as well. I'm not content with hoe things are at all. I just learned to cope. When I have lewd thoughts, her name is the first thing that crosses my lips. I once wrote 10 pages letter in English (which is not my first language) to her because my heart just couldn't bear it. Loss is a powerful feeling. I mean Dante wrote an epic of the century just because he couldn't let go of this random girl he barely knew. Probably time will heal. Probably the scar will remain. Probably Ahura Mazda grants us a favor and a fucking miracle happens. I don't know man. For now I would be content if I live long enough to see an end where Andrew and Ashley finally learn to love each other
Can I just get one fic were Renee learns to love her kids, that also isn't fucking porn!
>>549566773big boobleys...
>>549569170Impossible. If Renee was a sensible human being enough to do that she wouldn't have kids in the first place. Or at least stopped at Andrew.
My stupid BITCH sister says I'm not allowed to say I'm going to kill myself anymore
>>549567734Love it. It just made me realize there would've been that brief period when Andrew hit puberty and shot up while Leyley was still a little kid>>549568069Ogey
>>549569717Your adorable snugglebunch sister wants you to live long. You should kiss her.
This post has NO correlation with the one above. I did NOT forget to post the linkhttps://jiggie.fun/nmAzT6https://jiggie.fun/nmAzT6https://jiggie.fun/nmAzT6
>>549569170No, because she's the vilest person in the game, barring maybe the surgeon and his organ trafficking co-conspirators. The only reason people have for showing any postivie interest in her character is porn.>>549569717What the hell is that tiny monitor?
>>549569939Goddammit, I didn't mean right now, I wanted to go to bed already...Ah fuck it, let's do this.
>>549569894>Your adorable snugglebunch sister wants you to live long.What the FUCK is her problem?
>>549569595It's literally impossible for teenage girls to be sensible.
>>549547874HowlingMutant, is that you?
>>549569717Kill yourself to spite her.
>>549569939That was a tough one because of the background pieces
>>549569939Doing jiggies here got me (back) into puzzles so much that I bought some real ones recently. My family was impressed by my jigging skills. Thank you, /calg/, for making my parents proud of me.
>>549573251wait, he's still contained by twitter.. isn't he? has he escaped?
>>54954680410/10
>>549563407Platonically marry your sister, Anon
What if in an ironic twist of events, Julia and Jane get caught up in the fake quarantine organ harvesting scheme next? Will they be able to escape before starving to death?
>>549577819Jane would twist the surgeon into a pretzel!
>>549580117What did she mean by this?
>>549580117Why is the d slightly overlapping the o?
>>549580814
>>549566401>The door to the apartment opens and Andrea shuffles in>outside, the sun is setting and the air is chilly>Andrew looks up from the television, and rests his arm on the top of the couch>"Back already?">Andrea glances at him, "I got a headache.">Andrew looks back at the TV, turning the volume down slightly>"How come you act so distant towards him?" Andrew's tone was judgemental, "You might as well break it off at that point, it would save you both alot of grief.">"Shut up" Andrea flopped down on the couch beside him, "You won't even move in with your girlfriend, so I don't wanna hear it.">"That's different." Andrew scowled and looked at the TV>"Yeah, the difference is: you're being an ass; I'm just taking care to not rush things.">"I'll move out when I get my degree." Andrew frowned>"Whatever," Andrea leaned into him, looking at the TV "Until then we have eachother, right?">Andrew said nothing, and responded by simply putting his arm around her shoulder
>>549582032That's pretty well done. These two never get any closer than this IMO. Andrew needs Ashley's chaos and massive outside intervention from Lord Unknown to move things forward. If Ashley was as reserved as he is they might never have gotten to the point of developing feelings for each other to begin with, let alone acting on them.
>>549577493"Try the bird, Andrew.""The bird? Oh, you mean... Uh, no thanks, I'm good.""Well don't you at least want some gravy for your potatoes?""Did the gravy come from 'the bird'?""Of course!""Nah, I'm ok with just butter.""We're going to have so much leftovers! You'll be eating nothing but sandwiches and soup made with all this meat for weeks!""..."
>>549587337Why do they still look sad?
>>549548274Of course I've seen her, she comes by to call me nigger every Thursday.
>>549569170Then Leyley woke up
>>549578376Wow what a sigma chad girlboss! Yeah guys, that's my wifie right there! Go get 'em honey!>roll montage of Jane kicking and beating up evil men twice her size
>>549497615
>>549588207>6-finger AI slop hands
>>549594167>ekkertwhat
>>549592482 #>even in her wildest fantasies there are still dirt spots on the floor and piles of trash everywherelol>>549594218 #You saw nothing. I'm certainly not an ESL phoneposter.
>>549594545>#
>>549251684Where's my wife Noelle?
>>549594614Yep, time for suicide.
>>549594781Hey, Noelle is MY wife. And she's very pretty!
>>549594167>>549594284>>549594545give up bro, it's over
>>549592482You can tell she liked her because she didn't beat her like a rented mule.
What's going on /ca-
>>549592482Nina visiting the Graves' home...
>>549594614What the hell is that? Looks like a deep fried photo of of some cheese blocks.
>>549592482>>549597818>She imagined Julia and Nina would show up tooI'm kinda sad now.
>"THE THOUGHT OF ME DEAD GIVES YOU AN ERECTION!!!"
>>549598776It's a height map of one of those old, laughing/grinning faces (clip art?) that's been used as a reaction image here for years. Can't find the original.
>>549551190Andrew strikes me as a C.A.R. S.E.D.A.N. enjoyer.
>>549600471That's my favorite brand too
>>549592482Where is this scene?
Anyone has a transparent PNG of the textbox?
>>549553162>Sisu
>>549603105
>>549599238"do you want ants?? 'cause that's how you get ants!!"
>>549603572Thanks
>>549603527Kek, fantastic
>>549603527>islamic sword at the bottomForeshadowing.
>>549601482It's one of the endings? Did you even play the game?
>>549570710>What the FUCK is her problem?She's your cute sister, what's YOUR problem?
>>549604260Apparently not. Or I was just too tired when wrapping up cliffhanger, but I don't remember that scene.
>>549604804It's a vision that you get in a SnS puzzle.
Coffin's limited color palette is so recognizable that you can scroll through a thousand images and instantly recognize which pieces are TCOAAL fan art. It's remarkable.
>>549601482It's an edit.
þius' þius
>>549607106Don't.
>>549607106I want to give Thiu a hug. He seems like he needs one.
>>549596546What fucking nigger beats a rented mule?
>>549609230the rented mule beater of course
What has always puzzled me is the enormous size difference between the siblings. Andrew absolutely towers over Ashley, and her body is overall tiny compared to his. Is this much size difference even possible for biological siblings?
>>549609784Andrew is a male
>>549609784Sexual dimorphism.Combat orientated male, low input female body optimised to use minimal resources for child care.
does someone have the andrew ronnie mcnutt "well i guess thats it" arti need it
>>549609908>>549610110Its obvious that males are bigger than females, its just that the size difference between Ashley and Andrew is a bit too much for someone who came out of the same womb. Like, he is an absolute giant compared to her. Isnt it a bit weird?
>>549609784Andrew is a slightly above average white man and Ashley is average. Once you exclude the chinks, indians and african immigrants from European height stats, average for a Scandinavian male is 5'11" or 6 feet tall.
>>549609784I wouldn't really say he really towers over her. Also, he is lanky as hell, his oversized sweater just makes his body look bigger.
>>549610689>Ashley is averageShe is literally the size of a child. Id estimate her height to be about 5 feet, which is well below average>>549610898>he really towers over herI was quotiong nemlei there lol, she used exactly this wording in the steam qa
>>549611179>literally the size of a childThis is the most twitter post in this thread. Let me guess, Andrew's a pedophile for being into this literal child?
>>549610573Find some official nemlei sibling full profiles so we can get an accurate idea instead of size fetish fanartists
>>549610573>>549611179>>549610898You fucking retards, here's a CG of the siblings sitting straight.
>>549611179She was hyperbolizing? The height difference in most in-game art seems normal for an average male and female.
>>549611231what triggered you so much you fucking sperg? yes, she is approximately as big as a 12yo child. yes, short and petite adult women exist. who said anything about pedophilia? calm your 'tism.
>>549568926Hey, at least we can make the work of our lives dedicated to her. And get to see the ending. But for now, I'll keep desperately trying to keep her by my side as long as possible, while still fearing pushing her further away at the same time. Anyways, lets pray to Ahura Mazda together for now.>>549609784I'm at least 20cm taller than my sister. Not that much heavier than her tho, being somewhat of a lanklet.
>>549611435Love their goofy expressions in this CG. Very soulful.
>>549611304>>549611435nemlei's art isnt particularly consistent with her artworks, but she said the following in the steam qa: >Q: How tall are Ashley and Andrew?>A: Ashley is small and tiny. Andrew is tall and whiny. The talking sprites are not at all representative of their heights, as they're leveled for readability. In the CGs you can see Andrew pretty much towers over Ashley, despite him hunching down a lot of the time and her wearing heels.The following picture was attached below the answer.>>54961162020cm is normal height difference for opposite sex siblings, but we are talking about a much bigger difference here presumably
>>549609784I kinda tower over her since I'm 6 years older than her. When me and her stand side by side it really looks like this
>>549611979how old are you both?
>>549611971I don't see the issue my sisters are all about chin height on me
>>549611971Frankly I think Nemlei is overselling their height difference there. What "heels" lmao? I can't find the shot of Ashley's shoes right now but they would give her a boost of a couple cm at most
>>549612324
>>549612250Anon don't be silly, you had your 18th birthday a week ago, remember.
Ashley wasn't taller than Andrew even as teens, despite girls growing up faster.
>>549612250That's not even a fair comparison, she is pre-teen, Our Heroes are both in their 20s
>>549612250anon, you have to be at least 18 to use this website...
>>549612363It's too late...
>>549612459Where were you when underage anon was kill?
>>549612360Yeah, that's a stretch to say "she is wearing heels"
>>549612360well there are some heels
God dammit, just when I was about to groom a minor, you went and reported him! Greeeat job, guys!
>>549611971There are two main reasons for the obscene height difference:1. Ashley is a dainty little lady.2. Nemlei and/or her intended audience like tall men.
>>549612736I'm a tall man and I like even taller women, where does that place me?
>>549612736>Nemlei and/or her intended audience like tall menwell no shit, the coffin is a game made by a woman and for women, and women get turned on by size difference. The only problem is that being biologically related in theory limits that size difference.>>549612771dommy mommy simp
>>549612771Hopefully, it will place you at perfect motorboating height for the tall gal of your dreams.
>>549611971I mean, I always assumed Ashley is around 1.55/1.60 with heels and Andrew 1.85-1.90 since a 20cm height diff lets me comfortably rest my chin on her head, and Andrew does the same with Ashley but he presumably slouches. As someone who regularly does that, it's easy to appear 5cm smaller but more than that it takes either a conscious effort or maybe your spine being permanently dagamed, idk.
>>549612914Biology trembles before a horny artist's hand.On my mother's side of the family, half of the siblings are quite tall, and the other half are very short. I don't think Andrew and Ashley's height difference is impossible at all, just rare.
>>549612771>>549612921As someone who also has fantasies of taller women. It's sad, but you have to accept that meeting a girl taller than you that would also be a good match for you is statistically unlikely. Stay realistic and be content with a partner of any height.
>>549612921NTA but I wish there were more tall women irl. The only girls I've been attracted to either resemble my sister or are above 1.75
>>549609784>Is this much size difference even possible for biological siblings?Yes, I have 5, so I know just from first hand experience. Also, Andrew and Ashley despite being very different in height, have very similar proportions. They're both fairly skinny.
>>549612250RIP, Rest in Pajamas, with your sister.
>>549612250
Julia would have had a tumblr.But would she have fallen into the mire of erotica and incest caption blogs or ?
>>549613473I don't want my sons to be shorter than me though. I need to ensure that my children are all Master Chief.
>>549613283>comfortably rest my chin on her headmore on that part please. do you do it with her often?
>>549612692It's okay Pedodrew, you can groom adults as well!
>>549613938Julia would post 2deep4u quotes edited onto photos of rain on a window or falling leaves."She shit herself.sHE sHIT HERself."
>>549613957Frankly this is the last of my concerns. Being awkward and socially inept I was just glad to simply finally meet someone who understands me and shares or doesn't mind my interests and I can actually be comfortable around. The genetics were a secondary concern at best (although I still gotta say, having nice tits helps)
>>549614215Yeah, like me. Do me next!
>>549613938>Julia realizes she is bi and fantasizes about being dominated by her Big Sister
>>549614784We know Kit9's stance on dykery, my dear.
>>549612692I'm honestly worried about that anon, assuming he was for real. Being into TCOAAL at this age and having such a blatant disregard for rules means that there is a chance that he is actually into his (pre-teen!) sister. Except in that case it wouldn't be a "cute wholesome delphic experience", it would be actual fucking child grooming.
>>549614973And we know it how?
>>549615223Did you forget the early 2000s when teens where into Sonic diaper shit on DeviantArt? Coffin is tame.
>>549615310The NGN yuri mod got DMCA'd lmao
>>549615315that was a thing in the early 2000s?
>>549615626It's less of a thing now than it was in the early 2000s-2010s.
>>549615315>>549615626It's more of a late 2000's thing.
>>549615523why is kit9 like that?
>>549615523I mean how do we know it was DMCA'd specifically because if that? Were there any other mods for older Nemlei's games that weren't taken down?Also for the love of god why don't they just DMCA the Renee mod too?
Barefoot and pregnant
>>549615315What is or isn't tame isn't the issue, being into weird DA shit doesn't affect others, being into wanting to fuck your sister might.
Am I the only one who thinks Nemlei handing out DMCAs left and right is just as repulsive as when big corpo does it
>>549616117Are we gonna pretend that furries haven't fucked animals to death and that lolicons aren't actual pedophiles?
>>549614140Not really, mostly when we're both talking to the same person. She doesn't like it though, and chides me almost every time. Idk if it's bc she's self conscious about her hair (the only time she allowed me to do it for more than 5 seconds was when she had recently showered) or just bc she dislikes being touched overall. I'll keep doing it from time to time since she hasn't started a real fight over it yet.
>>549616117Yes but fucking your sister is based, or at least it would be without Anon's age gap
>>549615793Because he's a good husband so he knows how much his fujo wife hates yuri and loves yaoi. Idk why it seems to be the case but terminally online people choose one flavor of gayness and at best don't care for the other at all.
>>549616093Damn right.Moving somewhere new and breeding yurself a clan is something we should all aspire to.
>>549616213I mean, the other anon mentioned "sonic diaper shit" and not any if that. But yes, some people are unable to keep it in their pants. I'm not saying the underage anon won't necessary be able to either, I'm saying I'm a bit worried there is a chance that he won't especially considering he's already demonstrated some disregard for rules by posting here.
>>549616213not all lolicons are pedos, there's a lot of crossover but most wouldn't want to fuck a prepubescent childfurries are freaks though.
Did Andrew ever drink before Carl?
>>549609784they're only half siblings, but here's an example from twitter i found a while ago.
>>549616458Anon, if, as I suspect, you are the same anon who's been talking about his troubled relationship with his sister, please don't piss her off further for no reason, if she doesn't enjoy it then don't push it.
>>549616958>not all people who want to fuck prepubescent children want to fuck a prepubescent child
>>549617061>3DPDI vomit.
>>549617154>anon wants to breed an oppai loli mesugaki harem >anon want to molest actual children
>>549616180The funniest thing is that nemlei herself emerged from people attacking her online, and now her company essentially is doing the same thing bullying artists. Either she sold the game to some random management company and is not the one making decisions now (which is unlikely given its registered to her husband or something), or she is a grade a hypocrytical asshole.
>>549617224the anon was asking for 3dpd examples, so.
Can't think where else to ask this that would attract aligned interests.Are there incest webcomics? Not porn just some independent artist writing about a pair of siblings living as a couple and their normal every day lives.
>>549610573Not really, a friend of mine is over a head taller than his little sister and they're both adults, so it can happen
>>549617824*well I'm not against the porn side but I want more than that, also no furries.
>>549616180>>549617324I mean, I'd be pissed too if someone was trying to make money of my work. It's not like she is targeting random fanartists left and right for no reason. I've never heard about the NGN mod situation before, as far as I know all TCOAAL-related cases have to do with people trying to make money off making unofficial merch.
>WAAAH WAAAAH I'M A DYKENobody cares, your dykemod will get DMCA'd.
>>549617824Most animated incest content was relegated to your usual suspects: ecchi mangas, or Western Porn Comic curation sites (8muses was one I could think of). There was also r/IncestComics. Long since deleted. Not a lot of it dealt with slice of life, at least from what I've seen.
>>549618134nemlei does have a moral and legal right to stop people from making money off her intelelctual property, but why go after non-commercial art? the way she treated watasi is not just cruel, its moronic. she made her not only stop selling any merch, but delete all her art completely, commercial or not. I mean sure, if you are releasing one episode a year the best way to keep your fans entertained and interested is to make them delete their fanart, right? best way to maximize profit, right? the way she got her in a panties in a twist over watasi selling stuff is also kinda stupid since there still is no official merch and its free advertisement for her anyway. like, whatever tiny profits watasi could have made are nothing compared to the reputational damage she had done to her company. how you get banned on steam for talking about the situation also doesnt paint nemlei/kit9 in the best light. money and power must have gotten to nemlei I guess
>>549619292>non-commercialWatasi was selling. Fuck off, faggot
So what did the underage anon say?
>>549615223Sadly, this is too often a reality
>>549619450Something about a retarded bpd Korean attention whore. No need to bother.
>>549619292Which non-commercial artists Nemlei went after?>>549619450He admitted to being 17 and his sister being 11.
>>549596546Beatings are an expression of love though
>>549619292>she made her not only stop selling any merch, but delete all her art completely, commercial or notYeah, that was after she pledged to CONTINUE selling merch. I agree that fan merch is free advertising, but watasi's schizo meltdown which involved a hoax suicide attempt and a smear campaign trying to paint Kit9 as racist actively gave Nemlei reason after reason to protect her intellectual property. Watasi was a fucking powderkeg and if it weren't the DMCA, then something else would've sent her into a meltdown.
>>549619624You don't know that, he could've been admitting to being 11 and having a 17yo sister.
>>549617136Duly noted anon
>>549618198What about text and novels? Is the internet that scrubbed of incest now?
>>549619940No, he wrote he was older than her
>>549619292Watasi was off her rocker. Allowing a loose cannon like that to remain as a figure within the community would have been disastrous for both the IP and health of the community. Nemlei did the correct thing, which was probably just following her legal representative's advice anywho, and the people who are eager to turn this molehill into a mountain seem to just want an excuse to hate on Nemlei.
>>549619425kit9 kept going after watasi and made her delete ALL her art even after she had agreed to stop selling merch. they obsessively copyright striked every single account she had on the Internet demanding she delete everything. sure, watasi "attempting suicide" is cringe on her part, but what was the point of all that circus to begin with? going after your fans drawing stuff in the yearly gaps between episodes is just shooting yourself in the foot. Whats extra funny is that they even sent watasi a legal letter where they claimed her "obscene art was damaging the game's reputation" (lol). And I mean, why did they target watasi specifically, when there are other people selling stuff? >>549619725she pledged to deliver whatever had already been ordered, which is a fair way to treat your customers. I admit there was no need to announce that publicly, but still, kit9 could have been more understanding
>>549620634blah blah blahShut up, nigger
>>549620634>even after she had agreed to stop selling merchWhy should Kit9 take at face value the word of someone who's repeatedly proven herself an absolute schizo? ESPECIALLY after she spat in Kit9's face to declare that she'll continue moving her merch anyway? This person is not a reasonable negotiator, and the ensuing drama made that fact even more obvious.>fair way to treat your customersGive them a refund, numbnuts.
>>549620634>And I mean, why did they target watasi specifically, when there are other people selling stuff?Yes, anon, why? Why were they targetting Watasi specifically and not random artists in general? Gee, could it be that the problem was Watasi's behavior specifically and not that Kit9/Nemlei are powertripping and hate their fans or some bullshit?
>>549620848>This person is not a reasonable negotiatorneither is nemlei. they both acted like stuck up assholes and refused to listen to each other. all of that could have easily been avoided but they both felt like they had to escalate nothing into a pointless drama.
>>549621297>but they both felt like they had to escalate nothing into a pointless drama.women are drama addicts at least I assume Watusi is also a woman I don't really follow this sort of drama
Is military service mandatory in Coffinland?
>>549621297>neither is nemlei
>>549624740KEK
>>549624740So... Asian infighting?
>>549621297Nemlei is under no obligation to go easy on an actor who:A) Monetised her copyrighted Intellectual PropertyB) Refused to comply with a DMCA request to stop thatC) Embarked on a brief defamation campaign against heras a result of being asked to stopD) Threatened suicide to try and gather sympathy and direct hatred towards NemleiUltimately, Watasi displayed behaviour that sabotage the negotiating process herself, and clearly convinced Nemlei that this was not the kind of person that she wanted representing her IP or becoming a figurehead within its community. With that in mind, it makes perfect sense why she would mandate the removal of Watasi's coffin-related artwork. It is not Nemlei's responsibility to take pity on people who don't show goodwill in dealing with a simple sticking point or reward their insolent behaviour. It would be nonsensical to reward such retarded behaviour.
>>549626972Watasi also frequently feigned agreeableness and pretended to offer concessions, only to immediately have another slanderous meltdown within the hour. It showed that all her attempts at negotiation were in bad faith and that she's a failed manipulator. I'd call Watasi a psychopath in the same way a 3 year old child is a psychopath.
>>549624740>muh copyrightFine, then why doesnt she sue every single artist who has ever drawn or draws paid commisions of coffin characters? Thats profiting off her intellectual property just as much. Why doesnt she sue every other individual or company who sells unauthorized coffin merch online (just search on chinese markeplaces)? They are illegally profiting off her ip too yet she doesnt bat an eye. Most importantly, if she is so serious about punching back to those who mess with her, why is she not suing the sharty? They sure as hell have done far more damage to her than some random artist.>inb4 but ackschually you cant sue a websiteYou can sue whoever runs it easily. The doxxing thread and the basedjak wiki article are still up as proof, the site's rules openly welcome doxxing and its administration have names and adresses. This can absolutely stand up in court. But for some reason nemlei prioritized bullying a poor korean girl struggling with metal health issues. I mean, just consider their power levels here. Nemlei is now a millionaire, she hires a top law firm and sends that girl a 70000 dollar lawsuit. Even if that sum is reduced to whatever small sum watasi actually made, shed still have to somewhere find thousands of dollars for a lawyer. Sure, she isnt exactly right in her conduct, but does the severity of the punishment match the severity of her wrongdoing? I dont think so. If she in the end finds herself kicked out of her house and ends up committing suicide, would you be happy that nemlei protected her ip?
>>549627294>ever drawnGeneral fanart isn't an issue>draws paid commissions of coffin characters?That's a private exchange between individuals; Watasi meanwhile was advertising Coffin merch specifically in a public forum.>just search on chinese markeplacesLmao, do you think Chinese websites give a modicum of a fuck about western copyright law?>why is she not suing the sharty?Oh yeah because that would end EXTREMELY well and wouldn't just invite further bullshit>poor korean girl struggling with metal health issuesOh great, we just have to forget she's a manipulative cunt because there's a Diagnosis™ to go along with it!>does the severity of the punishment match the severity of her wrongdoing?Watasi tried to start a fucking boycott campaign against the game, dipshit. Watasi is a fool who overplayed her hand over, and over, and over, and just gave Kit9 more and more ammunition. By the end it was clear as day that Kit9 was right to pursue legal action.>If she in the end finds herself kicked out of her house and ends up committing suicide, would you be happy that nemlei protected her ip?I'm sorry, is Kit9 the legal guardian of some Korean on the other side of the planet? Criminal negligence does not even begin to apply if Watasi did in fact kill herself, not to mention it is not realistically foreseeable.
>>549620634>>549621297>>549627294
>>549627793>That's a private exchange between individualsstill doesnt change the fact that its unaithorized use of copyrighted material. some of them openly advertise its as well, notable example: that guy who draws traces of coffin characters and tries to get people to buy them on his patreon or whatever.>Oh yeah because that would end EXTREMELY well and wouldn't just invite further bullshitIt absolutely could end well and I already explained why. As for inviting further bullshit, its highly unlikely. The sharty tried further doxxing nemlei and nothing came out of it because she has great opsec. Even after the initial doxx they didnt find that much revealing personal info. >Oh great, we just have to forget she's a manipulative cunt because there's a Diagnosis™ to go along with it!You should try being more understanding and empathetic towards other people. >Watasi tried to start a fucking boycott campaign against the game, dipshitwhich didnt succeed because people understood that neither party was exactly right in their actions>Criminal negligence does not even begin to apply if Watasi did in fact kill herself, not to mention it is not realistically foreseeable.That is not a legal question, but a moral one. Its truly saddening to see you not understand that.
My only regret is that Watasi didn't actually kill herselfHail Nemlei
>>549629187Ave Nemlei.
>>549628901Cope
>>549585791>Andrea sat on a log in front of an empty fireplace, a faint circle of blood was drawn on the ground in front of her>She looked up as Andrew approched the clearing, carrying a bundle of firewood>Wordlessly, he dumped what he'd gathered on the ground and started preparing the fireplace>When he finished, Andrew stood up from his squat; Andrea looked up at him>"Ready?" Andrew asked>"No." Andrea responded as she got up from her seat, chucking a used tampon into the fireplace, "Your 'plans' never work out anyways; I'm starting to consider simply running away.">Andrew froze up a little, "After we kill these guys and bury their bodies, we can take their IDs and go our seperate ways.">"What if it turns out like my vision?">"It won't, we'll take care of the kid.">"What about the trinket.">"You can keep it when we're done.">Andrea looked exhaustedly at Andrew>But after a moment of silence, Andrew turned and made his way to the campers, and Andrea followed behind him
>>549629187>>549629276>>549629502bootlicker mentality. though, given the racist caricature above, Im pretty sure you just hate koreans like nemlei does. absolutely pathetic.
>>549629527That's what I meant when I said they'd dance around each other, constantly looking for excuses to be together despite feigning independence. >also>no ¨yeah, because yours work so much better (referring to Andrea's overly complicated plan to kill mr. washing machine that somewhat backfired)¨.
>>549629924NTA but I'll tell you a secret: nobody that seriously engages with and enjoys a delphic fandom hates koreans. At least half of the decent content always comes from them.
>>549629924>racist
>>549630173>At least half of the decent content always comes from them.poisoned chalice
>>549628901NTA and have no real knowledge of copyright laws, but there is clearly a big difference between doing art commissions and selling merch. Tons of artists draw paywalled content with characters and IPs belonging to far, far bigger fish than Kit9 every day. I suspect one of the reasons nobody really cares about them is that unlike physical merch those works don't really infringe on the same market as the original IP owners, i.e. paywalled artwork based on the game is not going to serve as a replacement for buying the game. But merch totally can, even though in The Coffin's case there is no official merch yet, this is something Kit9 clearly want to do one day, so of course they don't want to be competing with fan merch that they are not getting any profit from.
chu~
>>549582032>>549629527This is a fascinating concept. So how do they finally start fucking?
>>549604660>what's YOUR problem?Being alive
Why haven't (you) drawn in the aggie yet?
>>549569717Your sister is selfish and you being vulnerable unironically gives her the ick so much that she wants you to suffer in silence, but that's all women so don't judge her for it. All women want men to "open up" by revealing that they're into idk crying at soap operas or something, not actually depressed and suicidal.
>>549632085i can't draw
>>549630645>paywalled artwork based on the game is not going to serve as a replacement for buying the game. But merch totally can.I dont really understand your point here. How can either replace buying a game? I think the reason why commisions arent really as persecuted is because they are not "marketed" as widely so its harder for ip holders to track them down. They still are a copyright infringement, however.>The Coffin's case there is no official merch yet, this is something Kit9 clearly want to do one dayYes, nemlei did mention that. But one thing I dont quite understand is why she would go after artists selling merch to begin with. Firsty, they are not making all that much. Secondly, and most importantly, its free advertising. In Japan they have people selling thousands of unofficial doujins at comiket and nobody cares, its just acceppted and ip holders dont mind the free advertising. So, why would nemlei even go after fans' merch is beyond me. Dont get me wrong, Im not defending all the manipulative bullshit watasi did, but nemlei's greed is alarming. I mean sure, she is in the right to do it, but that doesnt mean she should.
>>549632234I can't draw either, but I still managed to make some mushrooms
>>549632085Whenever I start drawing I remember I am procrastinating from finals and get sad
>>549632512You're procrastinating by being in general, might as well leave your mark on the aggie
Aшley
Stick.
>>549632262>I dont really understand your point here. How can either replace buying a game?I should have made my point clearer. Of course neither fan artwork nor fan merch can serve as a replacement for the original IP itself. But, fan merch can serve as a replacement for official merch, while fan artwork can't really serve as a replacement for anything really.>I think the reason why commisions arent really as persecuted is because they are not "marketed" as widely so its harder for ip holders to track them down.Agreed, but that is why I said "one of the reasons".>But one thing I dont quite understand is why she would go after artists selling merch to begin with.Hell do I know, I wasn't here for that. But given how the only case everyone is talking about is about this Watasi person, something about her specifically must have pissed Kit9/Nemlei off. Several threads ago someone was sharing images with tons of unofficial merch and as well as Etsy-like site links, so it looks to me less like "Nemlei must be greedy" and more like for some reason she had beerf with that one seller specifically.
>>549633367Andrю
>Andrew>Andrea>AshleyAshton? Ashley? Ashford? Ash/Ashe? Asher/Ashur? Ashby?
>>549635375Ashley is a male name too
>>549635375Ashley is a neutral name.
>>549633769>more like for some reason she had beerf with that one seller specificallyIve heard some people mention that kot9 also made other artists take down their merch, though not a single actual example. If watasi is the only one who got dmca'd then either nemlei was powertripping and looking for a scapegoat to show how powerful and almighty she is, or there indeed had been some beef between the two.
>>549635375Ashley means a clearing of ash or a sort of grassy meadow surrounded with ash trees or with ash trees near it or in it
>>549635375Andrew means strong or manly.
What does beating up Ashley feel like?
When she was just a girlShe expected the worldBut it flew away from her reachSo she ran away in her sleepAnd dreamed of para-, para-, paradise Para-, para-, paradisePara-, para-, paradiseEvery time she closed her eyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0TEUMPIhk8
>>549636390Like hitting a standing punching bag.
>>549636390Extremely fucking good in the moment, and soul crushingly shameful for the rest of your lifet. sisterbeater
Julia means youthful, soft, skyfatherDouglas means dark stranger or dark river/water?Renee means rebornNina means little girl?Do you think there's anything to it or did she just like the names?
>>549636762>t. sisterbeaterelaborate
>>549637363You're way overthinking it.
I think beating Ashley up would be very hot
>>549637859But she still had to pick candidates out of that list
More like JEWlia, lmao!
>>549636390Salty milk and coins
Imagine calling your daughter "little girl" This is renee levels of parenting.
>>549635176
>>549631485>Andrew gets drunk and starts complaining about how miserable his life is>Andrea, stressed out and paranoid, demands an explanation and complains about his carelessness>Andrew tells her it helps >after thinking about it for a second, Andrea snatches up the bottle>they argue about who's at fault for what, getting progressively more wasted>they both drop their guard, especially Andrew, as the conversation gets familiar>however, that and the alcohol makes them slip up multiple times>tired of hearing the truth about herself, Andrea says she'd be much better if she killed Andrew and married some simp to live a normal life>Andrew reacts by trying to put a knife to her throat>Andrea reveals she still has the gun but doesn't quite manage to point to Andrew's head before being immobilized>both are angry, unhinged and drunk af>¨I hate you like you wouldn't believe¨ >both can't resist the urge to kiss the other
>>549632512At least you're doing something. I should study for mine rather than just, well, being in general like >>549632668 said.>>549635375I prefer Ashton since it also has 6 letters.
>>549635375Ashur would be fitting, he was the Assyrian national god and had associations with dominance and kingship (which would be ironic considering how much of a whiny loser male Ashley would be)
>>549639070Male Ashley would be a cute power bottom.
>>549638994>I prefer Ashton since it also has 6 letters.>ley - meadow>ton - townboth are also location designators so it'd fit>>549639070Since Andre(a/w) means strength the similarity of meaning kinda conflicts but nice for ther back story.
>>549637783Not much to elaborate on. We got into a heated argument and she was being impossible, so I hit her. I honestly don't even remember doing it. I only remember getting pissed off and the aftermath when she was crying about how I hurt her, but nothing in between. I know that makes me sound awful, and I could give you a sob story about how I'm a great guy, but that doesn't matter. I shouldn't have done it, even though she did kinda deserve it.It's why SnS is particularly uncomfortable for me. It's sorta too relatable. I understand exactly how Andrew feels. In the moment, there's something about hitting your sister that almost feels necessary. I dunno, sisters have this way of just pissing you off so much you feel it in your bones. And you're always holding back for her sake. So when you finally let it all go and show her how you feel, how she makes you feel, it's sublime. But, of course, the moment passes and you remember why you always hold back. Your sister isn't evil so much as she is stupid and helpless. And sometimes you have to tank her stupidity for her sake (blah blah blah, that's what family is for, etc.) I still feel like shit about it. I've thought about writing her an apology letter, but that feels really melodramatic. We don't hate each other, that was just growing pains. But sometimes I dream about it. I wish I could take it backAnyway, that's roughly how Andrew feels after hitting Ashley. It's no surprise to me that he followed it up with drinking until he passed out. I would've done the same thing if I was an adult
>>549640037>sisters have this way of just pissing you off so much you feel it in your bonesBecause you care more about what they think than someone you've dated for 6 months and call girlfriend.
>>549639387Either that or service top (definitely not projection btw).
>>549640361Also because you resent her being able to use underhanded tactics and overall wage psychological warfare on you with literally zero consequences.
How does Andrea resist stabbing Ashton?
>>549639387>>549640476Power bottom if his sibling is Andrew, service top if it's Andrea.Also I can't really imagine Andrea in a parental role for Ashur, she'd fuck that kid up for life.
>>549640714>AshurI'm sorry, but nobody has been named Ashur since the fall of the Neo-Babylonian Empire
I've hit both boys and girls all the time because I was an angry fuckhead with an "everybody is out to get me" mindset. I don't feel bad about it at all, most deserved it anyway. Is it really that much worse when it's your sister?
>>549640658Because whenever she'd get close to doing it Ashton collapses into a crying mess and Andrea's maternal instincts force her to spare the creature.
>>549640037>I still feel like shit about it. I've thought about writing her an apology letter, but that feels really melodramatic.I feel like you should still do that. Maybe not write a letter, but next time you talk to each other just let her know that the memory still haunts you and you're sorry. No need to make a big dramatic thing about it, just briefly talk about it to let it off your chest.
>>549640995Renee and Douglas simply had an iron age mindset
>>549641108I'm really bad at talking about my feelings in person. I tend to clam up. Plus, I know this doesn't bother her because she once brought it up in a joking and not serious manner. I don't want to bother her
>>549640658>>549641101No need for that, regular Andrew pities Ashley even in Decay (description of the pink plushie). Femdrew's maternal feelings would be very strong for her incel brother.
>>549641385>I know this doesn't bother herIt does seem to bother you though.
AndreaAshtonNinoJuliusDelaney/Darcy (dark challenger/one)Rene (french names seem lazy)
>>549641507I almost replied with "most things do", but that's just being dramatic.
>>549629986>Andrea gawked, peeking around the corner and watching as the man in the hoodie walked across the motel balcony and entered their room.>"Jesus. Just like that.">"We could just book it." quipped Andrew>"No." Andrea stared at the door to their room, "If this guy really wants us dead, we should deal with him now, while we have the chance.">"How are we supposed to do that, its not like we can just walk in and shoot him.">"He's probably hiding in there, waiting for us to get back..." Andrea frowned in concentration, "If we set up the ritual while he's waiting for us to fall back asleep, we could sacrifice him and be done with it.">"That's way to risky." Andrew stated the obvious, "And besides...">Andrew trailed off and Andrea glanced at him>"What.">"I don't trust this this demon shit." Andrew said, concerned>Andrea looked away, "I don't really see any alternatives. Worse comes to worst, I still have the gun.">Andrew looked around, then sighed, "...What's your plan?"
>>549640714I think you're right on both accounts anon, especially>she'd fuck that kid up for lifesince gender roles are so important for the narrative. Ashton, being a mentally fragile unhinged manchild, would either be incredibly violent or be forced to develop some self control. Either way and by virtue of being Ashley, I think their codependency would evolve into him not being able nor willing to use his brain for anything that isn't directly related to keeping Andrea by his side. Flipping what Andrew said about Ashley, Andrea would be attracted to the brave, perceptive, accepting and battle smart Ashton but feel nothing but contempt for what is basically her suffocating and dangerous son that she has to think for even as they're both adults.
>>549640997Because it both feels as a betrayal to your role as brother who's supposed to care for her and because you realize her suffering does matter, unlike that of unrelated children. The pleasure you get from watch her face the consequences of her actions for once is inherently short lived.
>>549640997It's worse because if you're the danger, it means that you've failed as a protect of your blood.
>>549640997Tar skin.
>>549643251Would love to see this dynamic in action, especially a cross-gender shots and such.
>>549644284Cute
>>549609784Ashley is a stunted child due to neglect and being too much of a brat to eat her vegetables. Explains the retardation as well.
>>549638697I can see Andrew and Andrea being so antagonistic in Decay as they double down on blaming each other for everything, but what I'd really like to see is Burial Andrew and Andrea, where they both begin to let go of their charade of normalcy.Upon seeing the Questionable vision they probably spend 5 minutes frantically reassurring and parroting each other about how the vision must obviously be bogus, the demon must be messing with them for trying to cheat the trinket, they are not like that at all, right? Of course not, why is it even a question? I don't know, why are you being weird about it? As this goes on, each sibling's deflection and self-deception become transparently evident to the other even as each desperately tries to rebuild theirs, eventually culminating in an awkward moment of silence as mulutal defeat sinks in immediatley followed by them making out then and there.
If we gender flip Andrew it implies we need to gender glip Julia or the fujos win. but do we flip her sister too? Good girls don't let their brother date a girl like Andrea without at least trying to persuade them against it.
https://x.com/Coffin_of_Renee/status/1998653499446645123
>>549652802I say we keep Jane as a girl. Just look at this twink. He is helpless without his Big Sister.
>>549641567>NinoNina deserves better than Nino. And some art.
>>549653218Peak brainrot.
>>549653592She deserved better than Nina.
>>549653218Hagmodders not beating the Hispanic allegations I see.
>>549653218Where's the moss add sniper?
>>549653715She deserved NOTHING for being such a brother-stealing BITCH
>>549653218>Coffin_of_Renee
>>549653457Nemlei damn it why did I use julius when Julian is literally only an extra n away.I just can't see her letting her cute twink otouto anywhere near Andrea, maybe she had a lapse of judgement.
>>549655205She doesn't. He has to keep it secret from Jane just as much as Andrea from Ashton.
>>549655205>an extra n away.
>>549655205Imagine Ashton blowing up Julian's mailbox with deranged incel rants all the while Andrea claims it isn't him.Also imagine Andrea nearly getting violent with Julian being traumatized by it to the point he needs therapy...
I love 3dgifmaker
>>549654301I love the new account location feature because any time I see Andrew x Renee art the artist is always from South America or Mexico
>>549656992Every time. Without fail. Hell, I knew it before the feature and everyone called me a schizo.
Changing the characters' sexes around ruins the story because their personalities are inexorably tied with their biology.
https://x.com/Corpsicle_1/status/1998793579972772120
>>549658847The :3 is the litmus test on whether an artist truly understands Ashley.
>>549658147This is true. Most coffin AUs would never get to the point of romance (bunnycleaver, andrea) because it literally wouldn't make sense. It's fun to think about though.
>>549658847Sister cookies...
>>549658147If you aren't laughing at the idea of Ashton shitting up Twinklians answerphone with anatomically explicit deaththreats there isn't much you can expect from this exercise. Someone with actual art skill could add it to the aggie.Hypotheticals are fun to play with and can give you more insight into the original characters by understanding how their motivations and behaviours would change under new circumstances.
She's so cute. I just wanna feed her lemon muffins all day.
>>549659306The problem is not the AU's, it's that they fundamentally misunderstand the characters because of personal biases. This is a game with—in my opinion—shockingly simple and intuitive characterization, none of the characters have a complex webwork of intermingled motiviations, they're all tied to some sort of central drive.>Renee: innate self-centeredness and stubbornness to truly admit fault due to a massive inferiority complex. Only truly loves Douglas because she believes he's the only one who understands her>Douglas: selflessly devoted to his wife who pulled him from a terrible and dark place, subconscious debt to her and genuine affection drives him to break his back to give them a better life.>Ashley: arrested development due to trauma at the inflection point of adulthood for her due to Andrew's rejection, her conscious childish desires conflict directly with her adult subconscious desires creating an external contradiction that frustrates Andrew as much as it baffles him.>Andrew: premature adulthood coupled with overwhelming anxiety over undue responsibility resulting in a man who pines to control the world around him and live in a perfect reality, grows extremely agitated when his fragile illusions are broken and lashes out rather than accepting blame because he never had a chance to develop his adult instincts properly and had no mentor to guide him.
>>549497132heh
>>549604804You're being made fun of anon, it's fan made.
>>549616180No, there are occasionally slew of retards like you that spawn here whenever they want to derail the thread with drama.
>>549660520the reason why Renee and Andrew are shipped is because of their similarities thoughbeit
>>549624740Still laugh my ass off to this day whenever I remember when Watasi tweeted "FUCK Kit9 in Oklahoma" after someone told her he's in/from Oklahoma for some reason.>>549626730Worse, battle of civilizations. All consequences of the hyperwar...
>>549629924Watasi-chan, I know you're still very upset and dissappointed that Kit9 raped you for months, but it's okay baby you're safe now I can treat you right. You can be my chubby Korean manic pixie bpd girlfriend and show me your lame ass OC's all day. I love you watasi please give me a chance PLEASE
>>549629924>given the racist caricature above, Im pretty sure you just hate koreans like nemlei does.11/10 bait, actually kekked out loud.
>>549663825No, it's because of subequatorial shenanigans
Can't you at least put all that shit in one post
>>549664310come to think of it watasi is literally irl Ashley...
>>549632085I already did but if you have any more ideas I'd be happy to add them. I like being part of /calg/ history like this, you don't get an aggie everyday.
I saw a really good Koikatsu card for Andrew and Ashley. Anyone have cards for the rest of the family?
>>549637859>umm, you're overthinking it chud, everything is what's materially perceivedNOTHING is a coincidence. The name choices in Coffin and their correspondence to fate and destiny isn't any different from IRL naming of people. If nothing, names show us how they are perceived by people and what they're associated with. Plus Nemlei (pbuh) is god and her choices are divine and planned (she's unaware of this).
>>549639070No way fag, Coffin is a MedeanCHAD game. At dawn, we sack Nineveh.
>>549652802>or the fujos winAnon...
>>549665603>2024
>>549648981Ashley is smart, ackshualleyley.
>>549664716>This is how Watasi sees herself (OC=Niya)
>>549665580I wish we still wore long flowing robes like this. It looks so fucking comfy and easy to wear.
>>549658147Of course anon. You think these people think about that? They're just thinking of the next thing to coom about.
>>549665797Notice how the Ashley has developed an extra long index finger to ease nerdily pushing up her glasses. This is an example of beneficial evolution.
>>549658147>>549665972
>>549663825Is this how you cope, haggot?>>549665862Good times.
>>549651482They'd try very hard to manipulate the other into making the first advance tho, all the while (unsuccessfully) concealing how down bad they are.In contrast, I think Ashley and Ashton would be way more slow and vulnerable, struggling to make sex fit into their child-like love.
>>549665862What did she mean by this?
I would NOT mind having a crack at Thiu's bussy
>>549494590>#497I'm not familiar with your game but I respect your game
>>549666167It's a sign of inbreeding, ackshualleyley>>549666171Hey I'm not necessarily judging but it is what it is. Not to mention all the Andrea thing is usually faggy femdom stuff anyway so there's actually a lot to say there.
>>549665871You can still do it, just get the robes and try them on.
>>549664661>even macaco monkeys have a better taste in women than the average /calg/ posterSAD!>>549666198pic rel gets truer and truer with each passing month
>>549656582If Andrew already caused massive psychological damage to Julia, I bet Andrea would be responsible for at least one suicide attempt on Julian's part, most likely after he tried to grow some balls and actually confront Ashton, only for Andrea to stop him by not-so-subtly making him doubt his self worth.
>>549666171Correct, stop insulting Nemlei's characters with this dumb bullshit.
>>549666528Honestly, I've been looking at historical replica clothes for a while. The downside is that they're expensive, since the good stuff is custom and handmade. I'm very tempted, though.
>>549666202Ashley and Ashton, would be some weird oversensitive codependent hugging thing. I can't see them having sex except by accident and they didn't like it so never do it again.
>>549666957Were they actually tailored not just sheets of fabric?
>>549666364Thanks, anon. This game digs its claws in your brain and doesn't let go.
>>549664724>if you have any more ideas I'd be happy to add themHow about:>siblings kissing>siblings hugging>siblings cuddling>siblings holding hands>siblings playing together>siblings sharing food>siblings getting married>siblings watching TV together>siblings going for a walk together>siblings admiring each other>siblings having a bath together>siblings driving together>siblings solving puzzles together>siblings giving each other presents
>>549660520>>549643251I really tried to take gender roles and the overall objectives of each character into consideration but it's, well, somewhat difficult.
>>549667287I was shopping for medieval European clothes, not specifically robes/togas. So you're right, I could find a sheet of linen for dirt cheap. I'll admit I don't know if there was any shape to the clothes depicted in that fanart, or if they were just sheets tied up to fit like togas.
Only non-canon ship I find somewhat interesting is the one with Teenley and Adultdrew.
>>549665862>>549666265zamn, she really got mindbroken by that game. acting like ashley irl and all that... all she needs is her irl andrew. I think I could fill that role haha
>>549667597I will need more than a list of the vaguest descriptions of my hopes and dreams in life to work with. Like siblings eating hamburgers.
>>549668006Gotta hope she didn't have a brother.
>>549668053Ashley eating a clown and asking if something tastes funny.
>>549666479>Not to mention all the Andrea thing is usually faggy femdom stuff We've been mostly talking about Andrew & Andrea so... not really? More like two doms fighting for the upper hand.
>>549668006She literally IS (or was) IRL Ashley if she was born as a Korean in the 2000s. She fills a lot of criteria to be IRL Ashley, she's a neet artist who's hyper fixated on one sibling relationship, she thinks men are gross, she's very dissappointed in her brother because he apparently treats her bad, she has abandonment issues, she has dreams of having sex with her older brother etc etc. That's why we all thought she was based back in the day, until she proved herself to be a BITCH.
>>549668110She does, but she said they weren't close. The OC was her ideal brother. No idea why I remember this.
>>549664724sister mämmi
>>549667893Idk about togas but hellenic chitons are pretty easy to make, especially if you only sew the bare minimum.>>549667081I think it'd be down to luck and circumstances since it's been established Ashley can feel both lust and pleasure, even to the point of instigating it.
>>549668121That is actually a brilliant idea, though I don't know how to properly convey that it's a clown that's being eaten.>>549668376>More like two doms fighting for the upper hand.NTA but are you guys trying to one up each other at having the gayest tastes?
>>549668376That's even FAGGIER!
>>549668053Andrew and Ashley eating the same buger (or perhaps an elongated sandwich if that's easier to draw) from the opposite sides
>>549668923>though I don't know how to properly convey that it's a clown that's being eaten.Red rubber nose and rainbow wig. Easiest tell on the planet.>NTA but are you guys trying to one up each other at having the gayest tastes?They don't understand the difference between a man and a woman, so I would say at a default they're fags.
https://x.com/yxxllhza/status/1998869764681380026
>>549494590>AGGIE EDITION, FOR THE IMPENDING 500TH /CALG/: https://magma.com/d/9WKGToWJkxWhy is the 500þ misspelled
>>549668775You know what, I'm going to give making a chiton a try. It's so simple an idiot like me can make one. Thank you for the idea!
>>549668438>she proved herself to be a BITCHso, just like Ashley?
>>549669727Ashley is a cute and sweet princess.
>>549669351YOU'RE miþpelled.(Don't make fun of my liþp.)
>>549668775>it's been established Ashley can feel both lust and pleasure, even to the point of instigating it.But that was with the tall dark and brooding Andrew, not Ashton.
>>549669818She is a bitch and deserves her beatings
mald
Carol Cultswoman
>>549670073>being this mad about AshleyHmmmm
>>549668438all Ashleys are crazy bitches
>>549671019Master groper Andrew Graves back at it again
>>549671161It's not groping, it's a cleavage check.
>>549671019>spending thousands of hours conditioning Ashley not to react to his hands on her boobspriceless.
>>549671334>"Yup, you definitely don't have breast cancer.">"It's a good thing I check so thoroughly and so frequently."
>>549671534Such a gentleman. He has more data on the health of her breast tissue than any doctor could hope to.
>>549671534This reminds me of a post from a week ago that has become one of my favourite in these threads:>That's just great! You just HAD TO forget your bras in the motel room, huh!? Dumbass.>No matter, I can... become your support until we get you a new bra.>No no, it's fine.>No, I insist.>(I can't believe she's making me do this.)
>>549666335When I first launched Better Half and saw the image of the main character(s) in the main menu art I thought "she is cute". Little did I know.I still maintain that he is cute and that I would.
>>549669575You're welcome anon! Best thing is you can decorate it as time goes or, even better, use progressively better brooches.>>549668951>>549668923You're just jealous of Douglas or something.
>>549668053Ashley in a wedding dress being carried by Andrew in his arms while they're kissing.
>>549674986I'm seriously invested in this idea now. Obviously, I need to make a rabbit-shaped brooch/fibula. The arched shape is perfect for a running hare.
>>549677730I appreciate the sistitties, but I believe the jannies would be less thrilled by them
>>549677730Based
>>549677730Witnessed
>>549677730>What happened to Mr. Anon, Dad?>He died a hero, son.
>>549677812Sounds like nazi germany to me.
>>549680157You are harboring pregnant Ashley, are you not?
>>549674381>>549677730she shouldnt have eaten so much
>>549680932She's eating for two
>>549677730I do not care for aheago.
>>549640714>>549640476>>549639387Andrea would dom the fuck out of that twink
Pleasuring oneself is opposed to the very heart of Islamic teachings. Many verses in the Qur'an, such as 24:30 or 24:31 state that believers should not draw attention to such shameful things. A true believer will avert his eyes to avoid seeing genitals, and will not intentionally pay attention to them, whether they are open or secret.I am very disappointed in you, anons. I thought you people were here to appreciate fine art, not just to jerk off. Seems I was wrong, and have much more work to do than I initially thought. Please do me a favour and bathe (ghusl), for it is mandatory upon ejaculating in any manner.
>>549684167I promise not to masturbate if you promise to have sex with me instead.
>>549684737I currently have four wives. You will have to wait for one of them to kick off, so that we may marry, and only then will I contemplate having sex with you. Sex outside marriage is highly immoral, perhaps even more so than masturbation. But if you are a man (astaghfirullah), I will personally see to your stoning, you flaming homo.
>>549663972It's even funnier than that, she meant to say "Fuck Kit9, OK" but her crappy translation software interpreted OK as Oklahoma instead of okay
>>549685126My sides
>>549669825>>549669351Kek
>>549674381Pregley makes pp hard
>>549685106You're no fun! I'm going to be a virgin forever at this rate.
>>549677730I refreshed this page like an hour later and it was still up
>>549677730 hawt
Gaze upon this cursed image...
>>549687158The art being good makes it more depressing
>>549687158Made by some spic on Shitter
>>549677730>Pregsex.jpgNOOO I MISSED IT
LOVE Kit9 in Oklahoma.
>>549687158Lol
>>549690448Wideley considered a qtπ
>>549658147>you can't change the character because that changes the character
>>549690448Ashpect Leytio
>>549658147>>549660520Look man I just think a chainsmoking emo aneki domming her needy and possibly autistic little brother is hot as fuck
>>549690982>>549691135Why the fuck are you still getting your programmer socks in a bunch over a 5-hour-old truke?
>>549691201>getting your programmer socks in a bunchI need to write that one down holy shit
>>549688891Here's a catboxhttps://files.catbox.moe/klazg2.jpg
>>549692260thx, anon
What makes a man post porn on a blue board?
>>549687158>>549687664and also the same artist who made this btw
>>549687158Genuinely what are you meant to do in the bedroom if you're both subs?
>>549692656fuck hs. one of the biggest wastes of potential ever.but i do like how it was delphic sometimes, dave and rose's relationship in particular was nice before they turned rose into a lesbo (bi for her brother).
newfag here, wtf does delphic mean
>>549693772It's our adjective for sibling incest. Derived from the Greek word for womb, to imply "of the same womb"
>>549692770frot
>>549692770Invite me over.
Could we advance the cause of delphism by weaponising the current wave of anti-Indian sentiment? Hear me out. The worst insult in English is probably "cunt", but in India the worst insult is "benchod", which literally means sisterfucker. Being called a benchod is so shameful and reviling in India that even a sisterless Indian will be sent into a vicious rage upon getting called a benchod. Could we frame India's harsh opposition to sisterfucking as uncivilised, in contrast with the elegance of delphism?
>>549695683wut
>>549695683I honestly do not care about Indians this much
>>549494590My computer has severely shat itself twice now while drawing in the Aggie. What the hell did they put in that site? PC AIDS?
>>549696216The past participle of "shit" is "shitten", so your PC has severely shitten itself twice now.
>>549696580I am going to shit you in the face.
>>549520450My laptop, which I never install shit on and barely use, used to run Coffin just fine. Then suddenly early this year, Microsoft's planned obsolescence kicked in and Coffin became completely unplayable with single digit framerates as my laptop was suddenly getting 70% RAM usage and 100% CPU usage after powering it on, let alone once I got in-game. So, I installed Linux on that laptop and now Coffin runs perfectly fine.I didn't break Windows, because I don't browse the web on this laptop, I don't play online games on this laptop and I don't install random shit on this laptop: I used this laptop for university only, stopped using it for several years because I started doing all my studies on my desktop PC instead after COVID moved all my classes online, and I only dug the laptop out again years later (2023) because I wanted to play Coffin on my TV. And the game ran fine in 2023. My laptop didn't change in any way between 2023 and 2025; rather, Microsoft's planned obsolescence kicked in. Luckily this is not an issue on Linux, hence my idle CPU usage is in the single digits and my RAM usage after logging in is slightly under one gigabyte.
ARISE, MY COFFIN THREAD
It will arise but I will post cute and funny
>>549701620
Heres something I doodled
>>549706163naisu
Every time my sister texts me "Period!" it puts a smile on my face that lasts all day
>>549687158
>>549709573I would have a smile on my face that lasts all day if you directly caused her to miss her period
>>549709827I catastrophize a lot and she's always the one telling me that I'm not going to ruin everything and then die. Idk, I can just hear her going "Period!" every time I text her to say that she's right and I didn't ruin everythingI think I love my sister
>>549710527I love her too after reading this. Is she single?
>>549711584You fucking hussy. Did you learn NOTHING from this game?
>>549711843I don't have a sister, only FIVE brothers. What else am I supposed to do?
>>549712183You know exactly what you are supposed to do.
>>549710527Oof, sounds like you're the sister in the relationship.
>>549712248Nah, that's gay. I need a sister, even if NBR.
>>549712346That's so rude! I am NOT a woman!
>>549713040Post penis
>>549714618I've got a huge dick for you right here
>>549717270...I'll allow it
>>549710527Please anon, cherish your sister, make an effort to hang out with her regularly, don't ever let yourselves drift apart, I beg you
>>549706163You should have doodled it IN THE AGGIE!
>>549717551I'll try. But we don't live together so I don't see her that often. Plus, we've both become homebodies so I don't know what to do with her. I play vidya and watch anime, she watches true crime stuff. I've avoided asking if we could watch it together because idk how she'll react to that. I don't want to bother her
just finished all 3 episodes, how do I know if I got the best incest ending? I'm down to do another playthrough if it means I get to see more incest.
>>549718731READ THE OP
>>549718660Inviting your sibling to come over and hang out is perfectly normal. If it's not something you'd normally do she might ask what brought it about, but if you get along and she doesn't get out much she'll probably be happy you did.
>>549718660>I don't want to bother herThat's the second time someone in this thread uses this exact excuse. You guys disappoint me.Ask if she wants to go to a cinema sometime or something. Maybe find a co-op game and ask if she would be up for playing with her.If you believe it's going to look weird to be asking her to do something with just the two of you alone, then consider group activites that you can invite other people to as well, so that you can hang out in a group. Board games are excellent for that.
>>549671019>>549671161So subtle, so professional...
>>549494590>>549718731Here is a helpful chart:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625Frankly I don't understand why this guide isn't in the OP, can we start including it next time?>>549718731I take it you got the Shots and Such ending. So far that's the only existing "real" ending because all others are still in development. You should check out the Burial route (specifically the Questionable option) if you want more incest, although so far there's only a small glimpse of it in the end of Episode 2 and we have no idea how things will turn out from there.
>>549685126>Saying Oklahoma City instead of OKNew /calg/ inside joke just dropped.
>>549693772>>549693887Anons were pressured by AIPAC not to say the proper term "Adelphic" (the actual root of the word for sibling, "delph" just means womb) because it's too close to Adolf.
>>549721239It was actually just to clearly separate its meaning from other uses of the word. And make it roll off the tongue better.
>>549721239There was no conspiracy. Take your meds you antisemite.
>>549721038
>>549721959Styling the filename as a game asset is the cherry on top.
>>549718731>just finished all 3 episodes, how do I know if I got the best incest ending?By counting the bruises on Ashley
https://x.com/milkymilk667/status/1998912872987206024
6-7!
>>549724284That's how many times I'm going to bust in Leyley.
>>5497243266 to 7 times? Why the range?
>>549705342Windows's planned obsolescence eventually made Coffin, once playable on my laptop, no longer playable; installing Linux fixed the issue.
>>549724402It's called shooting blanks, I can't guarantee seven loads of baby-making materiel will make it into her womb in one session.
>>549724491Now 5 words or less!
>>549724739Windows broke Coffin; Linux fixed
>>549724734Why would you choose to shoot blanks? Just reload your cock-gun?
Andy's scaring me....
>>549724996Now Grug understand. Hit Windows with rock. Windows dead. Linux work. Happy.
>>549725240That's my campsite plotline, get your own!
>>549726758Oh, you card!
>>549725161If she told on him Renee would listen.
Andrew is pretty based for cumming in his sister to be desu
>>549728991I don't think it's based to put your sister through the headache of getting an abortion.
>>549731741Making a baby was based, killing it was not.
>>549731874Poor ghetto trash shouldn't make babies, actually.
>>549731908but ghetto trash are effectively paid to have babies?
>>549731908Good thing they're not poor ghetto trash. They are remorseless serial killers though so maybe they still shouldn't have kids.
>>549732182Not enough to thrive, just enough to not starve. This results in them growing up committing violent crime. Every single mom should be paid at least $100k a year per child.
>>549732370you like black ghetto welfare queens?
>>549732463They wouldn't live in a ghetto if they had money.
>>549732213But anon, they have a beautiful opportunity to bring up their kid to respect the time-honored traditions of murder, cannibalism, devil worship, and domestic abuse! Children are the future. Who else will uphold this cultural heritage?
>>549731874They have a perfectly functional coat hanger, they'll be fine
>>549732557they create the ghetto
>>549732370based. universal basic income is the way forward. it had been on the agenda since like the 60s, but then corporate greed took over and now we are getting fucked by the results of that.
>>549732851Universal basic income + mass sterilization for those with an IQ under 110 would fix the world.
>>549728991I love the various tiny details that are traditionally used in TCOAAL art as a shorthand for intimacy like bite marks and scratches, but actual cum dripping out is a bit too on the nose.
>>549733023Nah, no one with any power gives a shit about their whiteness. Not even whites.
>>549732851UBI is dystopian in its implementation
>>549733454because as they say themselves "I'm not white I'm ______"
seeing ashley getting beaten up is just so pleasing on a subconcious to me as a male. there is just something satisfying in hurting someone so cute and defenseless, just crushing them with them being unable to fight back. the emotional damage you inflict on both them and yourself by the shock to your relationship is another aspect. its absolutely disgusting at the same time yed, but weirdly attractive still. anyone else feel the same?
>>549733681I'm German, I'm American, I'm Italian...etc. Again, no one gives a shit about their whiteness. Hitler did not consider the Latins (Italians) to be the same aryan blood as the Germans.
>>549733596UBI has never been tried
>>549733796this is the single most fembrained post i have read here in quite a while. that scene was made by nemlei for other women to finger themselves to, and here you are.
>>549734391Im male thoughbeit. I do admit that I grew up without father, maybe thats why this game attracts me to begin with.
>>549734523exactly what about the game attracts fatherless men?
>>549733841Hitler was fairly grounded on the matter. He was a social darwinist first and foremost and viewed nations as nation races, but the whole aryan blood deal was just window dressing. He would describe other nations as aryans out of either convenience (Japanese) or genuine admiration (Americans), but Germans (the Germans he approved of anyway) were the highest race in his mind.The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
>>549728670Surprisingly true.
>>549735415Fatherless men get womanbrained from their mom, it's not a coincidence that virtually all trannies and regular fags are on bad terms with their father. Men who spend most of their time with women also have lower testosterone so that could also apply to single mother households.
>>549735415when you grow up without a father you are bound to turn out a bit feminine because you dont have that male role model, that father figure to teach you the art of manliness, and thats not to mention that when you are brought up by a single mother you have a high chance of developing some sort of mental issues (statistically proven). the game was made by a woman, is liked by women and largely revolves around mental issues. hope that explains it.
https://x.com/ChocoMatte69/status/1998773810552860695
>>549735660i see. so you're saying that one has to be low in testosterone to enjoy this game? are you a fan of it?
>>549735561Aryan was more a cultural term than some genetic classification, it's the standard "Hitler is the greatest evil" projection that accused them of supremacism and conflated spiritual ideas to denounce them
>>549735839No, low testosterone is actually preferable for most men in most fields. You get to keep your hair and you can tolerate women/children. Did you know that a father's testosterone will immediately plummet as soon as his first child is born? That's obviously some sort of defense mechanism to prevent Grug the caveman from strangling his babies to death for waking him up in the middle of the night.
>>549735561>or genuine admiration (Americans)surely you mean the british? he had a less than flattering opinion of americans.
>>549735790Ashley would not be playing PS5, fucking hack artist
>>549736095That's more a stress response
>>549733454>>549733681It's always funny watching these wormy 3rd worlders try to project these petty status games onto Whites. Every non-White cares deeply about their race but Whites aren't supposed to because Bill Gates doesn't? Shut the fuck up.
>>549736357she wouldmt be that fucking fat either. wtf are those lardass cheeks and thighs? the artist is clearly a s*condary who hasnt played the game
>>549736095you don't have to convince me, i'm already in the low testosterone business. feels nice knowing that i can keep my waist-length hair, which many (more sophisticated) girls seem to dig. alas, i am like a broiler rooster and don't feel like having sex in the first place.
>>549735846Race, culture and nation aren't really separable with Hitler. The Aryan theory was a parallel pillar along with genetics supporting the the idea of a superior German people.>that accused them of supremacismThey were supremacists, just not the kooky cultist supremacists that's often brought up, at least not in general.>>549736121Hitler respected Americans for their self-determination. IIRC he had a bunch of diary entries and correspondences glazing them as the example which the German people should strive for.The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
Testosterone this, Hitler that.Kiss your sister!~Now!!
>>549736756>lardass cheeks huh?
>>549735846Hitler was never much of a crackpot racialist like others in his circle were. His views can be summarised as broadly cultural, yes "luv germanics, luv me noble races (anyone I like basically), 'ate slavs, 'ate browns, 'ate jews an' all them gypsies an' such, simple as". But even this was quite flexible as he saw certain groups as inferior, but not as literal subhumans incapable of knapping a hand axe as primates. He was happy to work with them where there was common ground (trying to draw Poland into a military alliance against the Soviets) or something to gain of course. He was just the king of the castle who kept around his clique of loyal cronies even though he thought their goings on about le spirit of wotan retvrn to paganism, etc was hogwash. The Nazis could honestly be described as something of a big tent because they were never really single-minded in any regard aside from the very basic instruments of the ideology, such as Taunton already being a part of Minehead.>>549736121Hitler admired a number of things about the Americans. One of them being that a lot of them were of Germanic extraction (German, Scandi, Anglo), and how they handled their race problem through segregation. He had a deep respect for the potential, culturally and economically that America had even when it was saddled with the depression. He declared war on them fully aware of all of this, but it was essentially that or piss off an ally (Japan) and continue to let the US Navy escort British convoys without being able to do dick about it, which is obviously a major problem given their primary strategy.The Coffin of Andy and Leley.
sistler
>>549737962Hitler was an adherent to delphism, only the object of his delphic affections kind of died. That's why he started the war, desu, he'd have been a good boy who didn't do anything if only he had his niecewife.
This is even worse than the /g/ incursions. For the love of Nem take it elsewhere please.
>>549738851Being a niecefucking nonce isn't delphic you retard
>>549738875Imagine what a /calg/ meetup would look like, a bunch of old school tumblrinas and dudes in SS uniforms.
>>549738973If only we spent the 2010's loving them instead of being tsundere towards Tumblr...we could've achieved so much for society.
>>549738875Your language implies that the Coffin of Andy and Linux General is somehow undesirable.
>>549739052They were hard to love when they unironically said shit like "check your privilege cis scum".
>>549739145They just needed correction.
>>549738875It's a semi-regular thing, don't worry too much about it.>>549738965Second-degree blood relatives have been widely considered suitable candidates for a Delphic union in this general. I agree with this conclusion. Your ill-informed protest has been noted.
>>549739646>Second-degree blood relatives have been widely considered suitable candidates for a Delphic union in this generalNo they haven't, retard. Delphism is between siblings, and as a simple matter of kinship even cousins fill sibling roles in many families. Niblingfuckers have no place in /calg/ and never did, end of.
>>549739741>cousins fill sibling rolesYou've just proven your fundamental misunderstanding of the schools of Delphic thought. Good day, and lurk moar.
>>549740293Lurk moar? I've been here since before we moved to /vg/. If you've been around as long as I have then you'd know that /calg/ has been hostile towards parent-child incest, which are FIRST-DEGREE relatives just as siblings are. Uncle-niece and aunt-nephew meanwhile have a weaker blood relation than parent-child, while having the same wholly unromantic age dynamics. Are you seriously attempting to convince /calg/ to welcome haggotry++? LMAO
>>549737962Finally a voice of reason
>>549740989Next OP image?
>>549740989Biblically accurate Ashley legs.
>>549723554I'll bake with this because lust-provoking image
>>549742250>>549742250>>549742250>>549742250>>549742250NEW
>>549742197Can we start including this guide in the OP? I have found it incredibly useful.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625
>>549633745Stickley!
>>549741847We'll get 'em next time!>>549742114Haha, I wasn't sure if I made them way too thin, perhaps a little bit thicker would have been ideal, but oh well
>>549721726Fuck off Jewlia, this is a delphic general. Plus we all know your kind manipulated everyone into banning true love.
>>549731874>>549731908>>549732182Only siblings should breed.>>549734391Especially >them being unable to fight back. the emotional damage you inflict on both them and yourself by the shock to your relationshipIf he's genuinely male, anon might be a closeted tranny.