Previous Thread: >>549660764>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners:>12/3 (Wed) After Maint – 12/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Mari (Idol) (3* – Limited – Rerun)Sakurako (Idol) (3* – Limited – Rerun)Mine (Idol) (1* – Welfare)Kaho (3* – Rerun)Kazusa (3* – Rerun)>News:5th Anniversary Website: https://5th-anniversary.bluearchive.jpPatch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/609>Events:[Rerun] Serenade Promenade – 12/3 (Wed) After Maint – 12/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/17 (Wed) 11:00 – 12/24 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Grand Assault: Kaiten (Urban – Torment w/Light & Heavy Armor) – 12/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 12/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 11/20 (Thu) 11:00 – 12/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Hard – 12/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 12/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Commission – 12/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 12/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>12/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 12/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Miyako (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)Saki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)Moe (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3274044Event Pre-registration & Update Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/2 (Tue) After Maint – 12/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Content:Grand Assault: Kaiten (Field – Torment w/Special Armor) – 12/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 12/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 11/19 (Wed) 2:00 – 12/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Scrimmage/Commissions – 12/8 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)3x Bounty/Lesson – 12/15 (Mon) 19:00 – 12/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Account EXP – 12/19 (Fri) 19:00 – 12/21 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
Scouter readings?
Bring her home
>>549688726Very nice aggie as always
bing her home
>>549688726sovl aggiesex with Shiggy, Tiphy-chan and Hina Gregina
>>549688726/bag/ #1 - February 4th 2021>from #1 to #1000 - 529 days (1.89 threads per day)>from #1000 to #2000 - 211 days (4.74 threads per day)>from #2000 to #3000 - 158 days (6.33 threads per day)>from #3000 to #4000 - 133 days (7.52 threads per day)>from #4000 to #5000 - 122 days (8.20 threads per day)>from #5000 to #6000 - 121 days (8.26 threads per day)>from #6000 to #7000 - 138 days (7.25 thread per day)>from #7000 to #8000 - 153 days (6.54 threads per day)>from #8000 to #9000 - 206 days (4.85 threads per day)How can we get the traitors to come back? We need to get them to see it's so much better here and reunite /bag/
>>549688791it's over it's simply over
>>549688905>could have had a nice reference OP but we're forced to include the circlejerkUltra lame 9001
>>549689063which one of the two greginas?
>>549689095IDsNSFW allowed Multiple image uploadsFile size limit 50mb
>>549689095I went there during maintenance and they get spammed by illegal shit every day and still stay there despite that. They're a lost cause unfortunately
>>549689147>muh dbspic memenahh
>>549689271IDS defeat the purpose of anonimity, you can still tell schizos and samefaggers apart without them as well
Will you be watching The Game Awards with /v/ tomorrow?
Hina nergigantina
>>549689163bothbottom one would give a good handy
theres nothing to play this weekend
>>549689095They literally became the embodiment of this, they can stay there honestly
>>549689271>All that features >(9 hours ago)>621RoruRumao.
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>549689147did you know most of the aggie is drawn by 8bag anons as well? it's barely even a 4chan thing aymore but it's still forced in the OP as they have a discord for this shit
>>549689530We know sensei
>>549689501QRD? I don't get it
>>549688726where is my mini seia medal
>>549688726/bag is so talented!
>>549689717They have no edge, everything is safe and sanitized.
>>549689707That sandwich has too much mayo
>>549689717he's mad he can't shitpost there
>>549689095No they can rot in that place but i must thanks them for getting rid of the monkey spam here.
seia is an onahole
>>549689717basically that anon is upset that low quality shitposts and bait posts get filtered and ignored you don't see shit there like the nonstop seia faggotry for exampleanons like him will complain not having these kinds of posts means the general is "safe"basically means he got filtered and is still mad he can't make terrible posts like he can here
Akane Love!Hug Akane!
>>549689717Upset that he gets hit with >(1) spam when he revenoo posts
>>549689838hot dogs ain't sandwiches
Ayo, why am I catching strays?
Reminder that the monkey can't afford to spam 2 sites at once so he's not here and also getting auto filtered by scripts over there
Is Ako good for you?
Tsurucutie
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
Stealing the kind hearted Sensei from Yu-ACK!
>>549690151Chise is smart
Christmas stream announcement next week right?
>>549690057
>>549690151wtf I love our 8bag sisters now?taking all that spam so we can post in peace...I bet the monkey is too stupid to realize this place is the more active one lol
>>549690303This should have been me
>None of the niggers on my friend list or club have Marina borrowsI'm surrounded by retards
Michirufes soon! Be excited!
>>549689469>longswordMaybe the deranged Hina haters have a point
>>549690353Yes
>>549690379The ecker cucked him hard, monkey is everyone's bitch
>>549690303Noa can't handle all of Yuuka's meatNeither can I, someone please save us
>>549690459I will be taking all 3
>>549690460Longsword is fine for singleplayerBut fineHina velkhanina
Fat
>>549690379It's more like he knows it's easier to spam the other site but he's too retarded to realize the scripts have filtered him to death and nobody sees his posts anyway
>getting called edgeless triggered themHuh?
>>549690430Just put mine upI checked my own borrows and I only have a level 77 3* Marina, so thanks for reminding me.
I slept through 8 hours, anything good from bread 9000? No I won't go back.
>>549690430Bro, your Ichisex (swimsuit) ?
The high is over
>>549690762But they need Marina
>>549688726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15PikAre you proud, /bag/?
Delete all hags.
>>549690762but mine can't break the shield
>>549690861A lot, yes
Reminder to do your Set, surely you can still progress by one more floor
Any use in keeping nyMutsuki up as a borrow or is she pretty obsolete these days with sHanako eating into her niche?
>>549690667I wish I had a personal Hiyori so that I could have her sit on my lap all day and knead her belly and titties
>>549691012She’s much sexier
>>549690981i could get to floor 103 but i lack sex and skill, no one set sex for borrow
>>549690090uoh... fbi child erotic...
>(1)
Turning Mine evil so I stop getting mineposted
>>549691147Wine!
>>549691058She's the most arousing student on the roster if you take Himari's cripple advantage away.That isn't a compelling reason to let people borrow mine though (Mine nyMutsuki before anyone asks).
>>549689479Stop munching
>>549691147drinking wine's yellow wine
>>549690981yeah, yosh wouldn't know how to throw it back
>>549690751Cognitive dissonance between being full of themselves but also being a happy hugbox with parental controls set to max and a culture of circlejerking
>>549691147
>>549691227I wish I rolled for her. Next time, whenever it comes.
>>549691373That's a funny looking cherry
we got the aggie in the divorce but lost moi 64
>>549691436what do-oh my god I just posted porn.... the THUMBNAIL WASN'T LIKE THAT I SWEAR
>>549691521Well you can still delete it
>>549691521Anon...
>>549691494>redditbob
>>549691521Just pray mods don't notice it, we don't snitch on a fellow /bag/ger
I'm snitching.
>>549691903What could be more important than letting your suppastar daughter have a good time?
>>549690430Get fucked, newfag. You should have stayed in the Global server. Now that I've seen your post, no fucking way I'm putting my Marina up for borrow. Also you don't even need her and you could just use two teams and replace her with Tsubaki and Tsukuyo or just Tsubaki in one team and Eimi in the second
>>549691521
>>549691885
>>549688726Last thread's OP image does not contain one (1) Chiaki unless I'm fucking blind.Otherwise, 9000th thread ruined.
posting it again
>>549691318I can definitely tell you're the type who posts low quality posts like muh revenue and baits and think you're funny here.
https://x.com/i/status/1998717360040194552>deal 8 million damage with her basic>deal another 15 million damage with her EXSo this is the power of a hard boiled criminal... (day 1 student)
>>549691401I started shortly before an old nyProblem Solver rerun. Was rolling for Kayoko since she was cute and highly rated/ just to get an early set of students to actually play the game.Got Kayoko early and went to spark and let a friend pick which of the girls I took since I was torn between Aru (who was my started 3*) and Mutsuki.I'm infinitely greatful that they picked nyMutsuki, she carried my clueless ass so hard through a lot of the early blue checks, carried in pvp and turned out to be a one of my favorite characters.I really wish the writers gave her more to do in the story though, feels like she's carried so hard by the design / vibes. Her role in events is always so lackluster.
>>549692120>crit student>powerEnjoy making the stars align
would you guys fuck a pikmin student
>>549692120> *******With capitalism dog's help>>549692283Aru is the student with the least amount of crit problem. She's not Yuzu,
will we be the first gacha general to reach #10000?
>>549692341I would fuck any student other than Akemi
Only the fattest Seia allowed
>isakusan is alivebros, our narrative?https://x.com/Soz_Vanitas/status/1998661852931436989?s=20
>>549692393Grub reached that a long time ago.
>>549692393It's hard to say since not every general keeps count, but probably
>>549692531And jobless
>>549692393Anon.... >>549656746
You posted that already, get newer materials.
>beat 25-1 after many, many tries against the fucking retard umbrella boss>next 2 zones are trivial (no umbrella retard)>-4 umbrella retard is back, many tries again>-5 final boss dies first tryFuck umbrellas
>>549692809Dumping so much cum in Yuuka's womb her body weight doubles
>>549693083Sensei is... that big?!
>>549693083I caused this
>>549693057Hey RETARD, why don't you try interrupting their skills? With love.
>>549692746Funny how you didn't say this all the million times someone posted "xddd Isakusan is in jail"
>>549693190I do, they still have a fuckton of hp and it's not free to interrupt (slows down dps even more)
>>549693057just CC them while they are spinning bruv is not that hard, they are evasion tanks so they are quite fragile when they are not doing their spinny spin
>>549689271You're forgetting that you can post videos with sound. We lost 75% of soundposters and barely see new soundposts because making them is a hassle. >have to put it under 4mb>have to separate them and upload the sound>relies too much on catbox and huge chance of old soundposts to get fucked over since their database is not reliable
>>549693227> Not [-] the retards whenever they start posting the same shitsWhat are you, gay?
>>549693190>>549693271
>>549689095If the Bojacks who hacked 4chan in the first place weren't cowards, they'd have gone after those other sites months ago.
>>549693057If I remember correctly, you need to CC those fuckers. If you still stuck in that stage because of lack of DPS, then wait a bit less than two weeks for Blufest and if lucky you might be able to get S.Hanako and a lot of new students
>>549693586Well, my story was about me beating them. Yeah, my purple is very weak.
>>549692094Artist source?
>>549690667Will I have time to save for her after fest if I end up at 0?
What do you guys use?https://poal.me/o70pguhttps://poal.me/o70pgu
>>549693443>>549693762Really good artist
>>549693457Just trust us
Where is my auto-sweep for bounties and scrimmages? We could shave off a couple of daily clicks there.
>>549693691https://x.com/i/status/1998688858448474459
>>549690981Newfag here, I cleared 49 with a minute and a half remaining on the timer. I ran out of time on 50 and just gave up.
>>54969382090% PCTablet when I'm traveling
Seia anon died two threads ago...
https://x.com/i/status/1998723028843381177
>>549693820> Not both> No add optionsGay poll.
>>549693960Good
>>549691820what tactical advantage does that skirt provide?
>>549694059Shoo fatty
>>549694101High combat mobilityEase of access for Sensei
>>549694101Mobility, of course. Anything more constricting would limit her maneuverability on the battlefield.It also allows Sensei (Me) easy access during downtime.
>>549693820>raids and other battle contentPC>momos and storyphonenow that the steam client released my phone got relegated to daily headpat/daily sweep slave
I love my students
>>549694269Equally?
>>549694269Even Cherino?
>>549694269@arons is that true?
>>549694397Especially lil stalin
I have no rights and I must bweh
>>549693820Your tablet, sensei?
>>549693820I only whip out the tablet when I'm travelling. Last time I did my dailies at airport
Just finished all classic fungal funtasy from 1 to 10. They don't make these kind of games anymore. Maybe I should try all retro zelda games. Blue Archive
>>549694364all fishes are fed equally but some fish are more equal than others
Nigga that's rock
>>549694895Is Shuro naked?
>>549694269You wouldn't say this if you are a real life teacher at s.korea elementary school
>>549694839>even FFX is now so ancient it's considered a retro gamewhat the fuck happened, I swear it wasn't long ago I bought it when it was just released
>>549695187She will be after I’m down with her
Final Fantasy was never good, all it had was some innovative ideas very early
>>549695373Wrong
>dump 1200AP >get 8 pink reports
>>549695228that game is older than half the posters in this thread
>>549695496Haha yeah...
>>549693836You're not following along. I already beat it. I already cc them with Tsubaki. I tried many team comps (with my limited roster), including Yoshimi for extra CC. The boss umbrellas are just massively more tanky than all the other bosses.I did 3 zones first try 3 stars, while I had to try dozens of times for the umbrella bosses, making sure to time all my abilities properly to save even a few seconds.
>>549695373Final Fantasy and Resident Evil should have a crossover special where all the women from each franchise spends a week or month at some kind of beach resort where they play volleyball and use Photo Mode and wear sexy outfits and kiss with tongue and smash watermelonsBlue ArchiveWait, yes, let's cross it over with Blue Archive too
>>549688726U win 9001 internetz XD
>>549695449Aronanomics
>>549695496actually scratch that, FFX is as old as megaman battle network
>>549695228>FFX release date NA December 17, 2001>25 years agounc...
Anon here wants to fuck Ibuki and Kokona, have you no shame?
>>549693457Don't listen to the oldfags who did those stages when they came out with maxxed out characters. This is one fo those cases where they're too overleveveled or senile to give useful advice. The boss umbrella is busted (in fact that's maybe the toughest stage period, only 27-5 and 27-3H are anywhere close) and CC'ing it doesn't change the fact that trying to do that much damage while being severely underveleved and eating the -20% damage delivered penalty is rough.t. steamvet
>>549695593If you beat it already, that's good enough desu
>>549693057yeah I only managed to 3-star it back then only cuz I had maid momoi. Even without the umbrella's bullshit evasive mode it still has like 400k health
For me
>>549695731You mean like....at the same time?
>>549693457just borrow s.hanako problem solved
>>549695731I want to fuck Shun (big)
>>549695906Yes
>>549694839Which was your favourite? I played fungal fantasy 1 the most and 4 is my favourite.
>>549695959I hate this SeiaWhy is she fatWhat are those clothesHalo doko
>>549696065Based and same
>>549695449>dump 1200 pyros>19 eligma
https://litter.catbox.moe/9nt4sga9e3ka8ccs.webp
yeet hasumi NOW
>>549695373go fuck yourselfhttps://youtu.be/txrZLwxi7Vk?si=WP_sZzRZNw-abJT_if it really was dogshit, it would've fallen off before ff4
Say something nice about Ibuki
Be careful
!!!
>>549696402
something
It's just E-book porn
I've never played a ff game...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549696779The GDD are going to regret ever pulling Arisu out of the ruins once they've got two sticklers forcing them to actually work
My precious desert rose.
>>549696481I didn't call it shit, just not good. DQ was more aesthetic
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWhy are we screaming?
Rate her form.
>upload porn to external site>post linksurely it can't be that simple
>>549696995Uheee
>>549697015DQ set the standard for "generic" in terms of both the aesthetic and the battle system and the only one worth half a shit was V
>>549697048My lower back is fucking SCREAMING
>>549693443kneadable MOUNDS
>>549697048If they can tank bullets, surely they can handle deadlifting with suboptimal form
>>549696781Fix that.
>>549697048Is this heavy for a student?
Dozo
>>549697785Is this heavy for a student?
>>549697672I want more military stuff in BA. Gehenna chapter could be good.
>>549697258I'm more of an electric type user myself.
children
>>549698185Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick your dick in 'em
hags
>>549689469Her horns and color scheme is a Gore Magala, not Nergigante
hags (15)
just finished metroid prime 4its decent but not worth waiting 18 years forblue archive
>>549698171Electric type sucks. Ice is the coolest type.
My daughterwife collection is growing nicely. Next target, s.Hiyori, and I'll continue praying to be spooked by base Reisa and Koyuki
>>549698567This is for being punny.
>>549698494
>>549698605
>>549698605I always thought capybaras were from Japan but apparently they're from south America
https://x.com/i/status/1998775937094033546Safe?
Imagine being in bed with Ibuki…
>>549698580Buddy you're short a few.
we could use a brand new SRT event. This one was real nice, I liked the atmosphere
>>549698846>areolasno
>>549698879i'm inserting myself in my daughter's core
>>549698879well, those are my personal choices, but I did forget to include Maki and Kokona (I'm missing c.Maki). The rest don't fall in that category for me. I haven't seen enough of Ibuki and Kaede yet. I'll expand it next time.
>>549698605>>549698836And then it turns out it's not the right one...
Zoos can't lift...
>>549698580Nozomi is nursing handjob core
>>549698879Yuzu is just wifecore
>>549699339who did it better, nozomi or nonomi?
>>549698580Spooks aren't realPony up
>>549699480Just because they are daughtercore doesn't mean they can't also be wifecore. Think about it.
I just squatted over 100 for the first time and it felt like my spine was getting crushed
Why do you guys call anyone who quits this game as a traitor?
>>549699504depends on the mood
ibuki but better
Had a job once, it was horrible.
>>549699598I hope the woman you are trying to impress is worth it.
>>549699735
>>549699776GUH
>>549699801I haven't spoken to a woman in almost 10 years.
>>5496995981 Yuuka or 0.45 Yuuka?
>>549700384100 burgers
>>549699631I love Ibuki now
>>549688726Fuck i missed 9000 threadAnyway Sexo tiph-chan
Long haired Arona when
>>549699660>tfw got a job interview on Friday after a year of NEETdomI hope I'll get it, but I'm gonna miss the freedom...
>>549699073I liked the fact that the plot i pretty much just a scooby doo ep
Which student do you want to become?
>>549700615Soon
>>549697048That's how you snap your spine
>>549701221Spines grow back.
>>549697048She should be engaging her back muscles, contracting her core and keeping her spine from arching, and holding her feet shoulder-length apart.
>>549701274My sun and moon
>>549701221If it can be broken it can be unbroken
>>549701289As a spine farmer, I can confirm this.
>>549688726IT'S OVER 9000!
when does the seia event come back
All I wantFor Christmas isA Serina gf
>>549701847Hopefully never
Serina is NOT real.
>>549701847We got a new one coming up soon
>>549699598You'll get used to it. Just hang in there and you'll be doing more than that for your warmups in no time.
It is said that if you say "Serina" three times in front of a mirror at 3am, she will appear behind you.
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1998951301368213963Kaho boobs>>549701847Probably after the December event, right before FES like the Dress Gehenna event.
>>549701895Santa said it's impossible. Give it up.
beetlezoosbeetlezoosbeetlezoos
>>549702464I like how Fuuka has her hair draped over her horns. She’s very cute.
>
>Chise Sensei
>>549702571Get maple'd
speaking of daughters and alts, are we finally safe from Kaede (Guide)?
>>549702464I believe in the happy ending
>>549702320Holy saggers
>>549702605Mika twintails needs to be mandatory
Project RX reveal tomorrow at the game awards.Trust the plan.
>>549702718>sex pistolsIs that a fucking jojo reference?
good night /bag/
Would /bag/ approve of a collab with pic rel?
>>549703128WAKE UP
>>549699598I squatted 2pl8 for the first time in a long time too, today. Keep it up, WAGMI
>>549702895Surely, Nexon wouldn't be that stupid to shill something like that at TGA.
Sensei, describe how soft Kaho’s boobs felt.
I swear if Project RX is another open world slop I'm gonna personally slap Kim on the face with my cock
>>549688726Who drew Tiphareth? That's unironically a good design.
>>549703573>chikara hoDelete this garbage
>>549703658I would really doubt that since it would compete directly against Nexon's open world DnF slop game also in development.
>>549703573>mangatranslator.aiWell, that's new to me. That explains the use of "Teacher".
>>549703658It doesn’t look that interesting and it’s a gacha so either way I’m not really interested
iroha alt when
>>549703249That a grown ass w*man tho
>>549703249i would immediately be all over that slop
>>549703658Kim already said 3d open worlds are oversaturated as fuck. Think of something more like uma/imas gk but by someone who actually knows how to pander to straight people.
I love my daughter.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>549703808Everyday we stray further from God.
>>549703908>uma/imas gkBut gakumas gameplay sucks and uma is boring af with its baseball mechanics that they blantaltly ripped off konami..
>>549703687Wakanon
>>549699660>>549700815Hoping to leave my job soon. It's terrible.
>>549703978This just looks like that girl from Bleach (never watched it but I know her face)
>>549703978Proof?
I have always been a fan of Big Seia
>>549703840Iroha (Wedding Dress) for fes
>>549703908Uma adjacent doesn't seem likely. Given the hiring they've done, it's likely to be an combat RPG of some sort. Well I guess they could be Star Savior but that game also is a flop.
>>549704118>Hasumi so fat Megu couldn't move her
>>549704118look at her go!
So is this their new attempt after stella sora failed like everything else?
>>549699660Return to your roots, Sensei.
>>549703978Damn these new arrancar designs know how to get me going
>>549704065I don't know who that is but good work nonetheless.
Less than 24 hours until Blue Archive 2 reveal
>>549704097what are you gonna do after you leave it though? Donuts aren't free
>>549704243Fat fuck
>>549701504My tenshi and akuma!
im waiting until next year to apply for jobs2026 will be my year
>>549703019syaru gex
Which student deserves a wedding dress alt the most?
I'm still riding the high of finishing v1c3 yesterday and I've been thinking a lot about Serika and how she was cuter than I remember even though she didn't really do much
>be wagie>have to work>don't get to do the things I want to do>be neet>bored after two weeks>don't do the things I want to do
>>549704650Iroha
>>549703019>>549704639100 gex>>549704650My wives, of course.
>>549704709you're depressedgo take a hike and experience nature
>>549704431Neetdom for as long as possible until I'm forced to get another job.Could probably last about a year and a half.
>>549704709You skipped the crucial step of winning the lottery before becoming a neet so you can always do whatever you want and never get bored
>>549704650My wife. What kind of non bias answer were you expecting?
>>549704529
>>549704639Need Kirara gf
>>549704709>be wagie>have to work>don't get to do the things I want to doYeah, that's life>be neet>bored after two weeks>don't do the things I want to doYeah, that's depression
>>549688726Why is the godlike Shiggy censored what the fuck???
>>549705023Wagie get both tho
>>549705032There's always a censored and uncensored versionnot that I've checked what the uncensored looks like yet
>>549704709It's interesting, though most people don't want to have to work, not everyone is built for the NEET lifestyle. The people who truly thrive in that environment are not as common as you may think.
Be a BA streamer /bag/
>>549705160THERE'S NO WINNING IN THIS WORLD
wageslaving is good for your mental health especially if you dont socialize enoughhumans arent meant to have too much idle time or being alone for too long
>Be wagie>Get a week off>Sleep all the time or just repeat all the thing i have been doing on normal daysPlease tell me the rest of my life isnt like this
>>549705319>h-hello I'm streaming Blue Archive>this is...uh my first time doing this>sorry if I'm a little nervous>MIDORI MOMOI SEX UOOOOHH CUNNY CUNNY >ehm>do you guys wanna see me roll a 10-ticket?Sure, sounds fun.
>>549705405OId people die the second they quit their job and retire, they basically tell their body "that's it, its over" and the body shuts downMeanwhile chinese people live a long time because they keep rice farming until they're in their 90's
>Be wagie>Work from home>get paid while playing blue archive
>>549705563Sound like skill issue bro https://www.youtube.com/live/o9gIOX8iMg4?si=lEHP2PO9cVIjjM67
Soon
If the anon below me posts an image, they love megubabu
>>549705696May yogurt come your way.
>>549705782>>549705858Trap card activate!
>>549704650My princess ofc
What the fuck is Miyu's problem?
>>549705858It's not that big but thanks for the compliment.
>people spamming images with the megubabu declaration.But I thought anons hate babies?
>>549705772Two of Gehenna’s strongest succubi
Say it
>>549705405Being an inherently asocial person truly is a double edged sword. On one hand, I thrive on isolation and idleness but on the other, I enjoy those things far too much to ever want to make objective improvements to my life.
>>549705907fuck off yogurt eateryour kind belong in hell
>>549705907What the other anon said but without sounding mad
yogurt is good for you
I just masturbated for an hour. Why can't human beings just masturbate all day every day? Masturbating and sleeping are the best experiences there are.
>>549705941Atsuko?
>>549705858LMAO this nigga loves babies??
>>549705858Do you also love old Meg?
koko pits
>>549703249first good collab suggestion that will never happen
Why is there so many /bag/ots in Stella Sora general?
>>549706718Patting hina’s flat chest
>>549706782I concur
>>549706768someone recently posted their revenue chart here
>>549706768They probably got tricked into going there and they think they are in this general.
>>549706768Rice moved over there and his orbiters followed him
>>549706885What, really?
this is not Hasumi general
Sora lost
>>549707058Her virginity, to me.
Roll for Miyako (Swimsuit)
Student for this feel?
FUCK MIYAKO
>>549707258She's a middle schooler...
>>549706885Who?
15
Do NOT start Miyako hours.
Miyako is for ____
first year
>>549707758Out
>>549707597You don't have a choice in the matter
I stop by the shop 2 or 3 times per day just to mess with Sora
Akane DREAM
You can only pick one. Choose wisely.
>>549708260>>549707774
>Can't read 4chins posts when leaning back in my computer chair anymoreMy eyes started going bad at 16 but I might actually be going blind now, brosBest student to care for a blind hag (male) sensei?
>>549704815>take a hike>get raped by bigfoot or wendigos or skinwalkers or aliens or witches or pixies or hobbosHell nahGreat advice
>>549707774Is she covered in sand? Ew, sand is fish shit, dead animals, and rocks.
>>549708546Having sex is good for depression desu
>>549708546The most dangerous thing you will run into in the woods is another man
Ibuki? More like Iboogi.Iboogi? More like Iboogay
>>549708546>or hobbos
>>549708697Or a shapeshifting-alien-magic-hobbo
>>549708546As the other guy said, the scariest thing you are likely to encounter is another person. The counter to that is to give off serial killer vibes of your own so you scare them more than they scare you, and hopefully they will go out of your way to avoid you.
Why is nobody posting their rabbit rolls?
>>549708776Never walk at Kousagi Park during the night...
>>549708923One week until Bluefest
>>549708546>devolves into very specific creaturesI know what you are.
>>549708426Nozomi, wow that wasnt hard at all
>>549708923>wasting pyros on permanents just before bluefes>rabbit bannerTake a guess
>>549709151milk
>>549709151>one of suou's suous is bigger than the others' waistsThat's hot.
nice quads
>>549688726Sovl
>>549709058I love that creature.
>>549709312Burn in the deepest pit of hell
>>549705032https://files.catbox.moe/c289pg.png
>>549709570GUHDoes the anon that made that Shiggy have a pixiv or something?
Have you praised her yet?
What if we brought Shiroko in volume ex
I want to fuck a student. That's illegal.
>>549709982Nah
Saki won.
>>549709724Yes, I told her good job and gave her a single piece of individually wrapped chocolate.
>>549690026>mad he can't make terrible posts like he can hereUnless you consumider blogposts good that place is also full of shitposts
>>549710060Miyakobros don't look...
>>549708923Because i rolled sSaki and sMiyako when they first releasedSurprisingly useful surprisingly often for a dickroll
>>549708923we are not newbabs
miyako was a dickroll
>>549710423thought the circle below was a big ol dumpy
>>549695834Yeah, I ended up 3-starring everything that came after it except 27-5 (2 seconds too slow) without much difficulty, a couple restarts sometimes, mostly 1 try. Currently level 65. To be fair, my purple team is very weak, S.Renge Momiji Nonomi, but those umbrella bosses are retarded.
>>549710423from the thumbnail I thought she had a massive BBL ass
>>549710504Saki has a normal size dumpy
>>54971058515 years old btw
>>549710585But what if she didn't?
>>549710037I see this Kirino quote posted a lot, when does she say this?
You only want to save her because her tits are big
>>549710560Consider yourself lucky. Back in the day we didn't have SRenge or free SHasumi from the archive.
Saki more like Saggy
>>549710762One of her affection up lines iirc
>>549710762Cafe idle
>>549710224My favorite BA webm
>>549710823In what world are those saggy? Has anyone here seen real saggy boobs?
>>549710809If she was flat, had twintails, and loved to sing, I'd still save her
>>549710823there's no sag here, just the most perfect round chest there is in Blue Archive
>>549710809No, only because it might lead to small shiroko being playable
is this unused or do I have dementia?https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/File:Sora_Shop_Out_2.ogg
plappable small shiroko
>>549710809Osiris will rise again.
stinky smelly rabbit sex
stop posting without images
>>549710996>>549711038she's clearly wearing a bra
TsukiYUCKY Miyako
>>549710809I want to revive her to spite Pikachuman
>>549710809I want her because she's so fucking hopeless it's cute
Abydos is boring.Can't even get the Egyptian or sandniggering aesthetic right.
The Strong
the smeg
>>549711338It would be easy to trick Yume into anal
>>549711392Iori and Saori are two of the biggest jobbers in Kivotos thoughbeit
>>549711391>Why aren't they black??seethe
>>549711514Add Hoshino to that list
>>549711462Why are her nipples so big and red??
Everybody is a schoolshooter in Kivotos
>>549711126I've tapped Sora a lot and I don't think I've heard that line yet
>>549711645Hoshino has never lost a fight>but hinaHoshino won
>>549711519> Egyptian aesthetic means blackMy nigga you're /pol/ poisoned. And /bag/ loves dark skin students here.
>>549711392Memes about Cherino aside, does Red Winter even have a giga nigga that could go toe to toe with the ones the other schools have?
>>549711717Do not eat the vanilla vitamins.
>>549711767>Lost to Hina so bad she became Terror>Lost to base Shiroko while in TerrorKWAB
>>549711767lol
>>549711842Cherino (young) (big)
Sorasaki won
>>549711853She has killed billions
>>549711842They don't have a giga strong character yet, sometimes they don't introduce "the strongest" right away. Maybe when they decide on the red winter prisonerHowever even the average Red Winter girl like Shigeru who's a raging drunk, in her momotalks talks about how she regularly kills and skins bearsWhile in the camping event Millenium girls were running for their lives from bears. The average level of Red Winter characters is higher than most academies just for being able to survive in that sort of climate.
>>549711842So far Red Winter hasn't displayed any power feats in the story. Cherino is strong in gameplay but that doesn't necessarily translates into canon powerlevel. They should introduce a commie gorilla character.
>>549711767>smugly stomps all over the powerwank equivalent of toddlers>literally goes insane after losing to someone her own sizelol
>>549711962Cherino is a third year student, she's 17 pretending to be 11 years old most likely.
>>549711842Shanhaijing just has Mina
>>549712102Ivan Drago student when?
Get pregnant!
>>549712314That's a good idea actually, it's surprising we don't have a stereotypical blonde russian girl in Red Winter yet
>>549712102Red Winter's greatest officer once lost to two librarian childs. Its a school devoid of any serious power levels, but on the flip side everyone can and will constantly beat everyone. Cherino herself gets beaten like five times a week since she apparently gets couped daily and has to run for the hills each time. We should have stories were we check in on Red Winter and some stupid character is the leader at the moment, and entirely has replaced everything about Cherino, all history books rewritten, and instead we have a different manly painting on the wall of the new characterAnd then we check back in an hour and its someone else, all the history books rewritten again, yet another manly version painting of the new characterEvery time we check its just someone new, and they're pretending like they were always the leader
>>549712141Which face does she make when you stick it up her bum?
>>549712152>justMina's recorder oneshots goku
>>549712125Cherino has revesve aging, during her first year she was a bombshell in both strength and beauty, but as time pass she slowly regress into a bratty child
>>549712474Cherino is Nero and Tomoe is Aggripina…
>>549712419>Every time we check its just someone new, and they're pretending like they were always the leaderKek that would be a fun gimmick. It would actually make me like Red Winter
>finish masturbating>suddenly it's 6 AM
child
>lost only 1 fight>still not in jail>still married to SenseiWakamo won.
>>549711842>>549712102I hope they don't. commies has always been about winning through war of attrition and Cherino school-wide buff compliments that. Having another one-man-army student like Mika will break that theme.
>>549712719Won what?
>>549712819The jobber award
>>549712819My heart
>>549712719She jobbed to Fubuki and Sena multiple times tho
>>549712719Wakamo owes me 5 pups minimum
Girls with real tails don't wear panties. Midori and Momoi use fake tails.
Hey, Iori!NIGGER!
Sleepy zzzz
>>549712407Tomoe should have been blonde...
>>549713249Pinks are superior
>>549712407
Wanted to post something else, but the captcha is AT00GYJust thought it was interesting
>>549713058
>>549712407I wanted to make a joke with "i must break you" and the bane/batman back break but i couldn't make it workMika was the victim because we don't have an 80s america school
>>549713308>ugly bowl cutNot a stereotypical russian blonde
>>549713290m-mommy
>>549713414Stereotypical in the 90s maybe when that haircut had some popularity for whatever reason
>>549713249
I would build her
Casual reminder Red Winter volume was confirmed cut due to (real world politics), which means they were once working on it
>>549713830Halloween events too. Fuck real life tragedies cockblocking our alts.
>>549713830irl politics shouldn't affect games because those politicians barely even know how to fucking type on a keyboardIt's all just the politically inept who would be angry anyways so why bother
Comfy GA
>page 5
Damn /bag/ is fucking dead
Go to work, retards.
Sex with the fat femsensei!
>>549715092Its a dead week and the new Pokemon Z-A DLC just came out.
>>549715304What the fuck...
>>549715304dios mios la americana creatura
>>549715449>>549715490>>549715304We support trans rights here at /bag/!
>>549715087number going up is a good thing right?
[X]
>>549715304Nonomi ate her entire savings...
>>549715549men crossdressing are based though, you need a lot of balls to actually do it even as a joke, trannies would never, they are insecure of their looks to begin with
What's wrong with liking fat women?
>>549709570Censored is honestly better
>>549699598>>549703305Based liftbrosI havent lifted in a few months, I switched to going to a rock climbing gym instead but the squat racks are calling for me to return
>>549715304Holy shit she looks like fucking Jim Sterling.How do these people even live their lives? She doesn't fit in bus seats, she doesn't fit in a plane seat, she can't fit in elevators, how the fuck does she even get up from bed???
>>549715736Hina niggina....
>>549715549I will find and behead all trans inshallah
>>549715549Hyakkaryouran fans... are trannies?BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
>>549688726good lord those fat jigglers from karin and kaede drive me hard
>>549715227I AM at work
>>549690303>ai slopYuuka is such a shitty character that not only they made her being a cuck canon, they made her being a fatass canon too, despite it being a meme that hey themselves started
>>549715549Why are americans so ugly?
>>549715927>says the zutt worshipper.
Nonomi sat next to me
>>549716598Too much sugar on their diet
>>549715227im about to LEAVE work retard.
Alright I woke uptime for some high quality posts
whose the best dogfor me its shirokowhose the best kotfor me its seia
wowee
Everything getting expensive, but my income stay the same. I wish Shiroko terror is real, we can rob a bank together and get rich fast
>>549716657Zutts are jeetsShould've said zutt victims retard
>>549688726One more week until Ibuki grooms sensei
>>549716064Blue Archive player demographic 98% male, 1.5% unknown, 0.5% female. I'm not suprised if most BA player are trannies
I am brown
azusa
Is relationship with Ibuki illegal?
>>549715729kinda agreeproblem for me is that it no longer has the same feeling like picrel. I miss cosplays like these where it's just a guy dressing up as an anime girl's hair and clothes while he hardly resembles said anime girl, meanwhile the ones from the post you replied to bothered with at least putting eyeliner and lip balm.
>>549717601Muzzies, like their prophet are all BBC lovers so it's natural they'd worship the zutt.
>>549717778>nigchouliHeh
>>549715729the moment they hide their chin with the mask and use makeup it starts being cringe, that's some closet trannie behavior unlike being a jacked up dude using anime wigs, they stay masculine and don't give a shit about the looks and don't have a female persona they try to hide under masks
>>549717778Zoomers and new cosplayers don't really care about fun, and that's a shame. I've only seen wacky cosplay in comiket nowadays
I probably spent too much raising skills and equipment, but I finally got a time I'm happy with.
>>549718148None of students there are useless, so you're fine.
Are watching The Game Awards together tomorrow?
>zutts>muzziesholy fucking shit did I miss out on somethingthese lingos is way harder than what kids born after 2010 come up withwhat's next, FRIZZOS? ZYTTS? WANBOYS?
SLOMMERS OUT OF MY THREAD
>>549718278Isn't Nozomi useless once we get sMika in less than 2 weeks?
>>549718332Watching shit awards when pc gaming is dead. Maybe I should start watching NFL or NHL
>>549713830proofs?
>>549718562>Unironically watching nigger ball
wattch footy instead
>>549718338Zutt isn't some new buzzword, it refers to the zutt people or Jats who lived in Iraq during the rise of Islam centuries ago. Recently they became a meme due to a very strange story involving Mohammed and the Zutts...https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?si=qLyr9fdzdGeH4kwT
>>549718484she'll still be in the gameyou'll be able to use her
>>549718484Yes, that's why we told you to skip her because she immediately gets powercrept.
>>549718981I'm scared because what if sMika is better everywhere?
>>549718764I like footy, but god that fucking shithead infantino ruined it too many games the match looks like shit because the player too tired, also var and that offside rule based on elbow or minimal margins ruined it, I'm not gonna watch world cup this year.Better masturbating to miyako than watching footy
>>549718997I thought the people were trolling with the whole skipogaki meme
>>549718338Keep up, grandpa, or your izzat will plummet.
>>549719019that's what our jp betatesters are there for
>>549718562>unironically doing pc gamingthe Switch 2 is right there...
>>549719174but switch 2 has no games?
>>549719174Sorry, not interested in bing bing wahoo and pokemon
>>549719019.
>>549718484No, she's still better indoors.
sensei...https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13097577
>>549719174Switch can't even run elden ring properly. Switch 2 is better than ps4 my ass
>>549719140and they prove that anon's worries rightyou should have had skipped Nozoom
>>549716598Those are asians though
>>549719174> The Shit 2To play what? Unoptimized Skyrim?
>>549719354asian americans
>>549719248so raising a student just because they are a bit better in 1/3 of terrains might not be the smartest investment?
>>549715549Why dont the hot BA cosplay girls online go to these events?
>>549719420Yeah if you're a shitter who only goes for easy 1t clears maybe just stick with gold instead of trying actual hard content
I don't get it dudeWhy is he so assmad about shupos
>>549719174for some reason this gets some people really upset
Should I sell my 1 year old 32gb ram for $900?The price is insane right now fr fr
>>549719518Can't wait to emulate them all for a better experience and free in 6 months
>>549719518
>>549719606>in 6 monthshopeful are we
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
PIISU PIISU
>>549718917rightfully so, those mudslimes need to be mocked for their entire life. Imagine following a pagan and copy pasting bibles while claiming their religion is real.
i want to finger Ohr
>>549719492I get plat with ease because I play on NA server.
Miyo...
>>549719852I wanna satisfy Ohr's curiosity of humans
>>549719708What an ugly piece of shit
>>549719961this but Kokona
is this game fun
>>549718332I wont be watching it live but ill be checking the highlights afterwards. Looking forward to seeing Geoff Keighley retroactively take away every GOTY award from the last few years and give them all to Blue Archive, before howling a primal "UUUUOOOOHHHH" into the mic
>missed thread #9000FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK
>>549720012no
>>549719682Total pink victory. Even managed to craft 4 purple gifts.
>Had 3 friend requests since GA starteddude what
students for this feel?
>>549719240That's kind of surprising given terrain isn't in her favor, but I guess Nozomi gets extra damage for hitting multiple rangers and perhaps Mika's rapid fire doesn't line up as well for the fight.
>>549719961Go to bed Momoi
>get golden ELEPH node in crafting chamber...>even got 5 amount>It's Suzumi
>>549720176
>>549703998this but gold
>>549720152>but I guess Nozomi gets extra damage for hitting multiple rangersPretty sure this clear is from purple SRKRTorment rn is Yellow/Red
>>549720176hina wouldn't badmouth suzumi
>>549720162Nobody likes or cares about Yuuka, sorry
bing bing time to pat your students
>>549720314Oh right, that makes sense for SRKR. It's nice that she's still getting use for certain raids though.
Did UNeru make Kazusa useless?I remember she saw some use in terrains where Mika was bad, but she's pretty much gone nowadays along with DKayok
>>549720478>779 seconds late
>>549720514just adding that you could just use smika there instead. it'll just be slower
>>549720478So what's todays excuse, caught up saving little Timmy from a well?
>>549720657:)
yaa sensei
>>549720176>get golden ELEPH node in crafting chamber...>it's ny haruka>now I'm 4/120 elephs to redeem her!!!!!1crafting is a scam
>>549720596>>549720657bad sleep schedule
>>549720785seia should be pregnant
>>549720808Just craft her eleph 29 more times? Hello?
>>549720808crafting is only a scam if you're not going for gifts
>>549720859Allow me to help fix that by knocking your lights out now.
I'm gonna get old before reading deca EX part 3...
>>549721058Not gonna work this time since i just woke up
>>549689095>/bag/ was made a day after my bdayI don't know how to feel about this.
Junko thread next, please. It's been a while since we had one
>116 unread Momotalks>Read one>Back out>117 unread Momotalks
>>549721163Have fun twisting the clock. I've learned it becomes harder the older you get.
when the fuck will they allow us to pick the entire starting ex orderI'm getting sick and tired of inefficient play because oh, too bad, the buffer you wanted didn't come up next!
>>549721180this dude is 4 YEARS OLD LMAO
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
yukari terrorher chibi is narrow
>>549721261ONE POST IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MY BITCHINGI just realized after posting that this is practically what they do in restriction release superboss mode and you generally don't feel the pain of not knowing who's next since there's more slotsthey should just allow it already, it's just a pain leftover feature relic
>>549721251true...
im baking seia breast
it's time
Sex
hina megina
I am 67 years old
I am surrendering to the chink pussy and will make mapo tofu for lunch today.
>>549721358Remember to believe in tomorrow gramps, it'll all work out.
>>549721536>>549721536>>549721536
I know BA has some massive lolicons in here but holy shit the sims general is a whole different level. I guess because the sims look more human like than anime girls
>>549721303You didn't post in the thread 9k because you failed to make the edits and now you're going to need to spark Seia and the Blufest banner
>>549721265I'm sorry reisa I'm in my 30s
>>549721632b-but... but I did post
>>549724147I'm going to check the archive later because I couldn't find anything in the thread, and the only thing I filter is those shitty chipi chapa soundposts
>>549735484it's just the usual >seia.webmbecause there were too many variations of students
>>549735703I can't even see my previous post in this thread so I guess it has to be the 4chan extension. I'm going to reinstall it because that's probably the problem
It's fixed now
