Lucky charm editionPrevious: >>549582656A general to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studios.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/
>>549739479BBfag here, didn't Visi change after she met Robert in the mech? That was when she decided not to be a Shroudgoon anymore and sign up for the Phoenix program. I guess "meeting" him is kind of a stretch since she just saw a random guy in a mech, but still
I hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disserviceAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayJust when you thinkyou got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI suck dick, I'm a glazerMy wife is shit, I need a razorI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll surviveYou know I wouldn't want it any other way
Robert owes Courtney sex.
todays the day
>>549741367And its going to happen again, and again
Courtney owes Robert babies
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
Robert owes Mandy cuddles and beer.
>Yahtzee choose a girl "with actual character arc" Bad day for Mandy's team
>>549742215Real question here. Why would anyone care about streamer bullshit
Today we will get>S2 announcement>Visi date episode>Visi sex episode>Visi pregnant episode>Visi gives birth to Robert Robertson IV episode>Visi pregnant again episode>Visi gives birth to Roberta Robertson episode>Visi pregnant yet again episode>Visi gives birth to Courtney Robertson II episode
Left or Right?
>>549742557Shut up and take my money.
>>549742062>t.
>>549742410no one does, VIsifags are just petty weirdos who likes to flaunt whatever epic wins they get over the underdog
>>549742723>mean while bbfags consistently try to use streamers choices to validate their ownIt's not only one side that does it
>>549742557Sounds like bullshit, but I completely believe all of it.
>>549742557Based and visipilled
>>549740896So did Punch-Up also get the durability of ten men?
>>549743808Yes, that's why he cant be downed or cut. But he has to actively focus to not be cut
>>549744134visi is not mentally ill
I like the design of blazers mask, it has a really satisfying shape
>>549696765He’s not a miracle worker.
>>549742675Left arm.
I love Courtneys color scheme. She's very stylish
>>549742675left, just to add insult to injury
So dispatch isn't going to best e33. I think it stands a good chance at 2nd place though, not that it matters
funny to think the lifespan of this general will be decided in a few hours, it's been fun regardless of what happens, i like all of you, except the BBjeet
>>549748571Its been fun anon
>>549747890You underestimate Genshin players, in fact Genshin has a very good chance to win.
>>549748571Flambaefriends will keep the flame alive
>>549748571are you actually expecting announcements? They did get Erin to do the Blazer promo for the Player's choice stuff, but I don't see how they could cook up anything in this short a time.
>>549749087If there was going to be a DLC/Epilogue/Directors cut/What ever it would be now. I personally would like to expect like, a 2 episode dlc that puts endless dispatch in since they've already spoken on that, and maybe a waifu spotlight dlc episode as a thank you to the fans for making it unexpectly successful. i'm not expecting sex scenes though
>>549749087After seeing Silksong, Metroid Prime 4, TES6 and Beyond Good and Evil 2, they don't need to have anything cooked up right now. All they have to do is say they're planning on cooking something.
>Get called into BB's office>She's dressed like this>Says she wants to give you your christmas bonus
>>549750202I decline, leave the room and go back home to my wife Courtney
>>549750202Get fucking HR up on this whore's ass and move up to general manager position in a month's time
>>549748853Yathzee once did a video about how predictable the TGA is, and generally this award appreciate "good intentions" to depict the industry in better colors than it is. Genshin could get it once, when it was shilled as a f2p Zelda on mobile phones
>come home from a long day of dispatching>your front door is open>carefully look inside to see if the intruder is still there>suddenly get tackled by an invisible force>Visi appears, sitting on top of you dressed like this
>>549750202>but first Robert you new to check the papers of those candidates>yes there are like 100 of them?>I belive in you, Robert!
>>549751223I report her to the police for rape and breaking and entering and get her suspended from SDN
well that feels awful if you put it that way... I sent her on dispatches and unlocked her powers for good measure. But I did cut her from the team. Seeing the whole team I've crafted fall apart because of one person really scared the fuck outta me. I thought it would be another Cut sonar/coupe situation where I'd end up losing a hero for a second time. I didn't take my chances, I couldn't risk 1 or 2 people leaving because I played favorites and didn't cut invisigal. I was positive both sonar and Malevola were gonna leave (synergy + both wanted her out)I got everyman as my robert so I'm assuming I messed up big time? is that the game way of telling me I fucked up? even if I did get the good ending with BB? I mean, shroud was neutralized. would have thing turned out better if I coddled invisigal more? I did chew her out for her actions. Would mentoring her stop her from siding with the red ring for the second time? In Ep 08 shroud says she's a double agent: was that my indicator that I didn't trust her enough?
>>549751457it's red ring visi
>>549751223>build synergy
>>549751463No the game giving you an achievement literally telling you you failed is the sign that you fucked up. But I think you probably knew rhat already
>>549750202Jingle bells Mandy smells Flambae is a fagneck bells are hot
>>549752062>spoiler not on that whore
>>549741146I wish I could sing =\
>>549752254what's stopping you from practicing brother
>>549752254I sing in my car and when I'm alone on night shifts
>>549752040>No the game giving you an achievement literally telling you you failedpretty sure that anon was trying his best. i dont see the angle tho. like sure, she's a villan now but the Z team saves the city. BB herself said she's not looking for miracles. hell robert said "I;m not sure everyone will make it" when hes asked how he's gonna mentor the Z team. there's also the fact that mandy doesnt blame you for visi embracing villany
>>549752497But aren’t you afraid that the aliens watching you are laughing at you
>>549748571what was this leak about the game awards?
>>549752062Mandy smells... GOOD!
how the fuck does one add spoilers to certain parts of text?
>>549752606She's not a traitor and of you watch a video of her keeping the pulse from shroud and then think she's on his side then i have a bridge to sell you. There's plenty of evidence, her confession, she doesnt throw up if you give both, she keeps the pulse from shroud. The game was rewritten and has plenty of plot holes, but my only working theory is that shroud reached out to her before the attack to try to get her to take the pulse for him because he saw the video. She lies and agrees and thinks she'll just swap the pulse out for the fake pulse but get caught. She doesnt want to explain there because it involves coming clean to royd as well about her past.Originally the pulse was meant to be given as an apology to robert with her confession about what she did to him, but after she caused chase to get hurt she thought it would just make things worse because she couldn't expect him to forgive her.Admittedly that's all conjecture based on her actions and what we see
>>549752962Are you on phone or computer? hi! but put a slash ( / ) before the second one Like this hi!
>>549752962 +
>>549752962check the FAQ
>>549752962put /s before and after the text you want to spoil
>>549752962Ill send you a 4Channel private message with instructions check your inbox
>>549752962ctrl+s and type in between the spoiler boxes, or you can highlight a portion of text and press ctrl+s to spoiler it
>>549753153>>549753282Wow I am stupid
>>549752689Fuck it, let em watch. Im not ashamed when I do it in private
How do I triforce
>>549753490I LOVE MAKIMA
>>549753094>The game was rewrittenhollon what the actual fuck? need the source on this one brother.
>>549753674just copy and paste it dumbass
>>549753646Courtney Kitsuragi…
Would Robert drink eggnog
How long does it take them to make a single episode anyway? The animation alone must take a shitload of time and effort. Which is why I think hoping for any kind of announcement this soon is copium
>>549753892They made the first three and released them then switched to the last ones, they confirmed to have added the "its complicated" thing by phoning Mercer last minute, but i think they changed the story a bit too. We know things like mandy scenes got cut, the game barely released. Admittedly a lot of this from the /v/ threads, but the Mercer thing was from them. They also had a lot of Indian playtesters who allegedly thought the game heavily favored mandy and that's apparently why the dream got added
>>549754019
>>549754358He would drink Flambae’s eggnog.
>>549753646If the color schemes are references, I really don't understand any of them aside from Kim's.
>>549754438Are jeets all blind and deaf?
>>549754438>They also had a lot of Indian playtestersyou're telling me, jeets are ruining gaming now? can these sacks of shits just leave gaming alone? you've already ruined most social platforms
I demand a Christmas special. Just ONE (1) fucking Christmas episode special. It wouldn’t be much, would it? I just want to see z-team celebrating something. >>549754403Surely not so long they couldn’t make a cute and canon Christmas special by Christmas. :)
>>549754824Literally what would it be about anon? Seeing Robert feeding Beef shortbread to the point of heart failure?
>>549754824What’s Courtney’s favorite Christmas movie?
Golem celebrates Hanukkah
>>549755279Nightmare Before Christmas duh
>>549755279Bad Santa
>>549755324Fire him immediately
>>549755329Looks like Robert is short staffed :)
>>549755324Hmm, who created this guy? Maybe SDN itself?
Flambae is not Muslim I hope. There’s no way.
>>549755279100% nightmare before Christmasit's also her Favorite Halloween movie
Robert likes the Santa Claus trilogy
>>549755719Why would he celebrate the religion that would kill him?
>>549754438>Jeets are responsible for the lack of Mandy contentIndia should be nuked off this planet
>>549755912Well, Arabs tend to follow trends that work against them, similar to liberals and other left leaning types. No foresight.
>>549756062As I get older the more I realize how dangerously stupid and ignorant the Indian population is. The most insane shit you see on the internet is usually from a Jeet. They’re also obsessed with making AI art and videos for some reason. There was an essay or article about it but I got too angry reading it to save it.
>>549756335They save up cow shit for a year to throw it at each other, jump in it, and eat it
>>549756335Indian nationalism makes Chinese nationalism look professional in comparison.
>>549755329Someone wouldn't get his bonus this month
>>549756335It’s all about Izzat
All I want for Christmas is waking to a naked Flambae in my bed
>>549756335And not even HALF of India has access to the Internet… yet….
Imagine if Flambae was Indian
can you /pol/-addicted bigots just fuck off and kill yourselves already? what does race have to do with a wholesome superhero game?
>>549760646Exoticism. We tend to gravitate towards those of our own ethnicity, meaning those of exotic ethnicities can sometimes allure us even more.
The only brown I care about is Visi's skin and I love it.
I’m not racist. I’m a race realist.
>>549761908Based.
realism is recognizing that Visi has inferior genetics
>>549762854She's got Invisibilty gene
>>549762854realism is recognizing that i need brown
>>549763020or maybe she was bitten by a radioactive chameleon
>>549762854Realism is knowing in going to get off work and spend 12 hours finishing my picture because I love her
Flambert <3333
game awards today!
>>549764464I hate this artstyle, looks like Bratz
>>549762854sure sure dude, your scrawny pale ass can pull stunts like these
I kil de shrub, now me and bobert maek bebees
>>549766004Cute
>>549766004Man, that's really cute
>>549766004How did he do it bros?
Courtneybros, does anyone want my 300 Courtney screenshot collection in a few hours? Probably after I go through and clean it up a bit.
Is Courtney a fraud?
>>549767032Yes
>>549766614Put em in a catbox album if you can
>>549767295Ill see if it fits
>>549768001That’s what she said
>>549768606Visi pls
>>549766380Charisma build
>>549766380Coop is into babies and he looks close enough
>>549751463>In Ep 08 shroud says she's a double agent: was that my indicator that I didn't trust her enough?I think Shroud was trying to bullshit Robert and mess with his head. Same with trying to come off as a "bad, but honorable kind of evil mastermind". His predictions weren't always perfect either. In the end, he was a prideful and arogant bullshitter and that's it.
>>549764464Have nothing against bimbofications, but the height isn't correct
>>549754679Tuesday is Blazer, Wednesday is Coupe, Thursday is Punch Up, and I'm not sure about Friday
>>549772532Tuesday is waterboy
>>549772707That makes sense. Then Friday is probably Malevola
>>549751463You don't really need to coddle her. Half of the points that are tracked in the background to see if she goes back to being a villain or becomes a hero come from successful dispatch missions. Cutting her is definitely points against her becoming a hero, but not nearly as many as you'd think. She's always outed as a double agent, even in the hero route, despite it being completely nonsensical given her actions up until that point.
When are the awards tomorrow
6 hours until season 2 + 3 + animated show + live action movie + officially licensed comics + merch + official board game get announced
So you think Flambae has to wear a coat in the winter time or is he always hot
>>549776383Realistically speaking his regular body temp is probably through the roof.
How the fuck did he know?
>>549776383He probably walks around shirtless to flex
>>549778052Why is she so retarded bros?
>>549778052Kek
>>549778104He calculated the % chance Robert would fall for Visi, and because the odds were in his favor he's all smug about it like "heh, I knew all along" even though he just got lucky.
>>5497782722 INT
>>549778104Shroud knew very well what he was doing. Brown tomboys are like opium for White guys.
>Coworker comes up to you like thisWhat do you do?
>>549779825Be a responsible boss, take her to my car and buy her new clothesafter calling out sick for a long day of sweat baby making sex in the Missionary position
>>549779825Report it to HR (aka steal her idea and make mandy wear it)
Which heroes do they play in lane?
>>549750753questionGAWD
>>549764464why did they all get lip work done
>mfw no Season 2 TGA leaks>>549762854>actual superpowers>"""inferior"" genetics" to the bitch that gets hard-carried by a piece of jewelryfunny how the darkest member of the team is canonically the most powerful>>549751223invisiglomping...
>>549762854Could inferior genetics do this?
>>549781723I bet Courtney would play Teemo
>>549784087“n-no…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-25zbyRH78Friendly reminder that Invisigal is to Robert what Phenomaman was to Blazer.
>>549785514Not even close
>>549785514I heard the voice and instantly turned the video off
>>549785514it's the exact opposite. the problem here is that she does have working genitalia
>>549785514Let me guess, that guy who posts here that it's unethical to date her, because it's like a teacher fucks a retarded schoolgirl made a video?
>>549786195No, it's more in the ballpark "people who pick Invisigal are manchildren who don't understand how relationships work".
Don’t forget to pet your BPDemons every so often to keep them content.
>>549785514Why are Blazerfags like this?
>>549784087Flambae would be fun to scold. Playfully of course. But also sternly at times.
>>549785514kek, every time
>>549785514>the girl got a wet dream about a cute guy who supported her>actually, it's unhealthyDid this guy talk with real girls?>she works on both sidesOh, he's retarded
>>549784326Why is Toxic listed under compassion?
>>549787095Because he’s really compassionate the game just doesn’t show it.
>>549787095Because you know fuck all about the Indygo Tribe.
>>549787095the compassion lanterns are a contradiction for some reason where theyre all assholes
>>549786510wanting a "dommy mommy" who will fix your every issue for you is healthier than manning up?BB is the Rei of this series and we know how that went
>>549787061Actually, obsessively lusting after the first guy that is even remotely nice to you is pretty unhealthy.
>>549785514This is lolcow tier autism
>>549787659Did you talk with fucking girls? They could have a wet dream with their fucking father, it doesn't mean anything. Even in the game, Visi considers it as some omen, horoscope forecast, maybe she feels something, or maybe he. She tried to talk during the day to figure out what that really was.
>>549788263>it doesn't mean anythingare normgroids really this dense or it's just californians?
>>549788558Are you retarded or retarded?
>>549788263So if this doesn't mean anything, Robert would be stupid to even entertain her nonsense.
>>549788650you are the one having wet dreams about your father and thinking they mean nothing not me
>>549785514Have human beings really become this brainrotted?
>>549785514>Getting your opinions from YoutubersNGMI
>>549788802Do you have anything to say? Maybe add to the conversation except the söijakface irony? Looks like you really didn't talk to girls and are seething like a retard
Grooming your employees is based, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
>>549785514>anime headcanon youtuber
>>549788930half the threads on the steam forums are "normgroids" bitching about Robert not being asexual/gay, Invisigal's locker room/dream scenes and the romances being "forced" upon the player Im so glad the official stats show these subhumans are a really loud minority
>>549789353Get out Weinstein.
>>549750202Nothing but trolling in response to this post because Invisible simps are the most butthurt faggots on Earth
>>549789529>Im so glad the official stats show these subhumans are a really loud minorityThe majority being horny manchildren isn't all that inspiring as well.
>>549790432
>>549774489>tomorrowAnon they start in 2 hours.
>>549753646She looks like a guy in the last panel
>>549785514Of course the negro goes after the white woman.
>>549789583Robert can be the Weinstein to Visi’s Jennifer Lawrence
>>549788263She was sizing Robert up all day long because she was genuinely trying to picture the two of them being together.
>>549754438You're just lying. And because you're an Invisible simp, the others believe you. Sad!
>>549790432it's okay not to be the target audience anongo play your favourite cucksidian RPG for the nth time today
>>549778052>Scene is all about Blazer and Robert>"Nooo crop her out of it!!"Every single time.
>>549781723Would be cute if we got a scene of them playing vidya together in season 2.
>>549784326Robert is next to BB and Visi is next to ToxicOhnonononono
Love Robert. Cuddle Robert. Shoplift birthday presents for Robert. Make a pouty face when Robert says to return them. Watch a movie with Robert. Dance with Robert to your Robert playlist. Give Robert a surprise hug while invisible. Follow Robert around without him knowing. Cause trouble for Robert. Fix the trouble and blush when Robert says he's proud of you. Buy a donut for Robert. Get mad at Robert and smash the donut on his desk. Feel bad and buy a replacement donut for Robert. Hold hands with Robert. Spy on Robert in the company showers. Sneak through Robert's things. Find Robert's engagement ring. Act surprised when Robert proposes anyway. Wear a wedding dress for Robert. Plan a family with Robert. Take care of Robert when he's sick. Surprise Robert with the pregnancy test. Hold your firstborn baby with Robert. Tell Robert you want another. Make love to Robert. Tell Robert you love him.
I see BBjeet’s feeling especially bitter today
>>549790769The fact that even stupid negroes like him know better than you do about relationships should make you really fucking embarrassed.Don't look up any of the little Visi nigs on YouTube either, that will shatter your worldview. And don't look up the White men that are shit talking Visi either. Your little brain would melt.
>>549791445Courtney...
>>549791639You’re gonna give yourself an aneurysm
>>549791639I think it's funny that you're such a faggot you try to use youtubers and streamers as proof of BB being good.Where the fuck do you think you are? Maybe you should go back to youtube comments or reddit
>>549791452>Talk shit and insult Blazer all day every day>One person talks shit back>WahhhhhCry 'wolf' you pussy.
BBschizo is back again, worst hours have started
>>549791445>Invisible fingers typed this post
>>549791737>"Durrrrr it's all da niggers!!!!">Except niggers also like Invisigal>"You're just crazy lol what's wrong with you?"Professional gaslighting trolls. They love to present how toxic and shameful they are, instead of just saying "yeah maybe I shouldn't bring up race when simping for a Brown mutt".
>>549791859>>549792086Mandy could never love a racist incel like you anyway
>>549791856Not the person who posted the video sensitive little Invisible simp.And why do you think the character needs any outside help? Blazer is good all on her own. People play the game and they see the dynamic all on their own. Why would you assume any other reality?
>>549792086My man, you don't have to be so assblasted over other people's preference. It's ok, people like different things. Blazer is cute too, but the heart wants what it wants.
BBfags sound extra mad tonight
>>549792283Yes yes anon, now write that same post for Courtney. You won't do it, will you?Seriously. Apply that thinking to the other character for 5 seconds. Apply the nonstop race-baiting from Invisible simps to Courtney. How happy would she be about 90% of her fans all claiming to be racist White men obsessed with colonization? (they're just afraid to speak to White women)
>>549792441Police your fucking own, faggot.>>549790769>>549788558>>549786195>>549786737
>>549792592That's like saying grass is green
>talk shit about Blazer all day every day for weeks, nonstop lying and misrepresentation of the game's storyline>One person fights back>"Lol why is the JEET so mad? He's so crazy, I fucking HATE BLONDE BLAZER LOL!!! I'm White btw"Yeah, you hate Blazer, and I hate the Invisible simps. So it seems we are at an impasse.
>>549792912You don't get it, Robbie. The grass isn't just green, it's more vibrant right now.
>>549793186>One person fights backAt least you admit it's just one
It'd be kino if the same billboard they first sat on was in season 2 only this time it showed BB and Mecha Man together as the new poster children of SDN
>>549793186https://youtube.com/shorts/-mNqyGRVmdE?si=E4kFimGp30dlVNw-
>>549794026Yup, sounds like BBschizo alright
>>549794026>>549794380Nobody has ever told me to back off from Invisigal. That's not a daily occurence at all. There's nothing to see there regarding Invisible simps. White Knighting only applies in one direction at /SDN/
>Jeffery Wright will be a presenter for TGAMight be cope, but I think this is a good indicator that Dispatch will win the award it was nominated for.
>>549793404(You) think it's just one person. But yet, just one person is still enough to completely derail your emotional composure and make you scream and cry about him.
>>549793591You're going to receive angry and dismissive replies to this post. But I agree. Blazer and Mecha Man should become the new face of SDN. Even if Blazer is technically out of commission for a short time. Her return to the cape will be epic if they build it right
>>549795147>>549795386You’re black
>>549769062>*SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*
>>549766380Just be a sub 4 foot Irishman bro.
>>549796095Anon, just let him talk to himself like he does every thread
>>549754824>Christmas episode special that not only confirms that Santa really exists in Dispatches setting, but is also one of the most powerful people on the planet
Flambae is bae
Are you guys happy now?
season 2 will be the Mandy angst arc>no powers>no more media presence, easy target of hit pieces>no respect from the company higher ups at sdn>realises she has lacking social skills since people dont look up to her anymoreshes fucked bros
>>549796914>he thinks BBfags aren't happy>Mandy tells Robert that Invisigal is miserable at the end which puts a terrible taste in Visifag mouths worldwide, not to mention the ones who had her turn villain on them>she tells Robert that they are perfect together if you romance her, BBfags are grinning ear to ear at the endIt's just endless, nonstop projection at this point.
>>549797516Another Courtney W
>>549797465What are Santa’s upgrades?
>>549796095I posted my White hand weeks ago. Visifaggots revealed they were posting from SEA.If you actually think calling me Black/Indian/Non-White is an argument against the facts, then call me Black for the rest of your life retarded SEA monkey. I'm still White.
>>549797516Literally 1984, what Courtney did to Robert was rape, and that's a good thing because he deserved it.
>>549797886Black
>>549797876Kek
>>549798095SEA
>>549797886Brother, you're still capitalizing white. It's not correct english.
>>549798161Which one of these is the right one? I have two saved.
>>549798386Retarded Phenomafaggot....White. White, White, White. I'm White and I capitalize White because it's a proper noun. Keep getting mad about White people forever, homosexual.
>>549798386I realize the error of my way when I didn't capitalize English. I will commit seppuku now.
>>549798498He made two different versions, One was based off an anons suggestion in thread.I don't believe either one is "right", as much as which you like the most
>>549798498I don't think there's a right or wrong version, just two slightly different versions of the same comic.
I did seem to miss the middle two Courtney fan colored panels if anyone has them
>>549798386>WebmBrutal.
Why is there no Royd fanart? He was the biggest bro in the game.
>>549798938Is it? Jesus, anon. You're a child
>>549798920I got em
>>549799170this reads like an NL skit. and that's good
>>549799196
>>549799196I got the first and last, Im just missing the middle. Thanks anon
>>549798643Maybe just keep your fucking mouth shut, Phenomafaggot.
>>549799421Wait, I was thinking that was the fourth panel for some dumbass reason. Did he finish the last two?
>>549799449
>He made me laugh is what he did! He was a depressed autistic alien, and in this general P-Man is a hero end of story!
>>549799705>durrrr you can't capitalize White!!!!>it's not proper english!You played yourself and you know it. Now you look silly, trying to pretend you know what English is.
>watchesSorry, kid.
>>549799696
>>549800219
There is no sexual harassment in this game.
>>549800501Only if you think Robert is just like (You)
>>549799056He's got some, but it is odd he doesn't have more.
>>549799939I hope you know that no one actually capitalizes white in any real setting, it just makes you seem like a weirdo. If anything, it's a red flag that most people would instantly pick up upon unless you're German and capitalize every noun in a sentence.
>>549800501Robert sexually harassed Courtney's heart and mind though.
>>549800852Cool story SEAmonkey. Too bad I'm a racist American and will never play by anyone's rules but my own
>>549801072If anything Robert deserves to be punished for sexually assaulting Courtney in her dreams. I think they should give Courtney like an hour with him trapped in a room and tied up in exchange
>>549801176I'm Scandinavian, so I guess I'm just out of touch with Amerimutt standards. Sorry for the confusion!
Who?This FAT FUCK
>>549801917What the fuck was his problem?
Explain to me why Shroud can't get into the Phoenix Program when Coupe can?
>>549751223>>your front door is open>Beef is long gone
>>549802574He can and will re-appear in season 3 as an ex-villain who has become a hero, who will sacrifice himself to save Courtney's life.
well smells like a dumpster fire here, rough day uh
>>549802913but Beef always comes with you to work
>>549802574Coupe's kinda dumb and a massive chuuni, so if she tries to game the system you'll notice and be able to deal with it. Elliot (While still kinda dumb) is nowhere near as manageable. His super INTJ powers would make him a nightmare to contain.
>>549803276BBjeet’s in a particularly bad mood
>>549803131anon shroud is dead in some playthroughs. He's not going to be in season 2 if we even get a season 2
>>549802913She put him to bed, silly.
>>549803439Robert just kinda forgot that he was currently carrying Beef.
>>549803479>His super INTJ powers would make him a nightmare to contain.He didnt check a suitcase for the one thing that he's been creaming over all most of his life and said thing would've made him a brain wizard. I think they'd manage him just fine
Robert’s a virgin.
>>549803776>Spoiler>Studio's first game (that they completely own the rights to) was an unexpected big financial and critical hit >A bunch of the VAs have expressed willingness to return to the rolesThere's no way that they don't make at least one more season.
>>549804447Stop phoneposting Mandy
>>549802913He’s a fat fuck, he can’t get far. Probably passed out going out the front door.
>>549804734Shut up Elliot
You just know that Flambae is a bottom
winning both awards SOON
Put the season 2 (and 10 hour Robert sex scene) in the bag and noone gets hurt.
>>549801691>I'm Scandinavian, that's why I belittle White people online for capitalizing the word WhiteLazy larp, Muhammed. You're a faggot
>>549805451Better be careful Robert, if you set him on the floor he’ll roll away.
Does anyone remember what scene it is that has the SDN building in the background?
>>549806871>monkey's paw curls>its a 10 hour sex scene of Robert with Flambae
I'm scandinavian and I love Blonde Blazer!!
I'm Welsh and German and Italian and I love Blonde Blazer
Waterboy needs rape correction.
>>549808656Flambae and Prism, you're off route
>>549808546No, you're a mutt. You're none of these, you're American.
I'm Indian and I love Blonde Blazer!
Im Mexican and I love Invisigal
I'm a SEA monkey and I love Invisigal more than I love myself
>>549808656correction for what? I don't think that'd help his stutter or low confidence
Endless Dispatch mode soon
I'm Norwegian and I love Invisigal
>>549809489gå i seng, du
I wish Blonde Blazer was real so she could grace my village while we celebrate Gorehabba and she could give us her holy excrement to fill us with health and vigor
I would worship Flambae’s body so fast
I wish Invisigal was real so she could punch me in the face and stomach and attack my mentor and blow up my livelihood with a bomb so she can get paid. She's just so quirky and fixable
>>549809574eg legge meg ikkje ennå
HL3 and Dispatch season 2 will be announced. If it does reply to this post and say "Thank you Based Gordon"
>>549809489I'm American and me too
>>549809847Damn right I do
>Dispatch lostlmao
>Eurocucks are unironically suckling on the most American video game of the year while simultaneously trying to shit on White AmericansKneel.
>>549810063dispatch bros........
>>549810063
>>549802574God's complex, you can't force him to work for good, he will brainwash others
>dispatch didnt get accessibility of the yearITS OVER
>>549810063Of course it did. Who won? 33 or genshin?
>>549810190sequel cancelled, funding pulled, game refunded, it's so fvcking joever.....
What happened now? Who lost what?
>>549810469I lost my virginity like a 10 years ago
>>549810469it's dorito ads awards is happening right now, nothing to care about
I hate how the car looks, I went for mechaman colors but it doesn't look great, I guess I just need to add more details
>>549811197Why does Flambae look like he’s having an orgasm
>>549811197how are they driving in the skies
>>549811197Use an opposite color on color wheel to their faces
>>549811197You tried.
>>549811403Because he is>>549811568That was the only shot of SDN background to add in, I'll find something else but there aren't a lot of good backkgrounds that would fit so I might have to look elsewhere>>549811598I will, I wanted to try going within the mechaman color scheme but I don't know>>549811629I know its shit, it's The first time I've ever actually tried to make anything. But thank you
>>549811197it could do with some white seats and orange highlights>>549811403because he is
>>549812064I'll give it a try anon, thanks for the suggestions
Look, Blazer is just everything I want in a woman.She's beautiful, kind, responsible, and she's someone you can actually have a conversation with.
>>549812457very understandable and dare I say based?
>>549812457We know, Robert
Uhhhhhh Dispatch bros?! Is E33 gonna sweep us?!
>>549813256yes? who the fuck didn't think it was going to sweep the awards?
Dispatch will win best narrative and best girls
Reminder that Invisigal tries to get Robert killed at one point.
>blonde blazer date shown at the game awards uuuuuuuh wtf visibros
>Blazer transformation scene in the TGA opening next to Lucia and Jason from GTA VIInvisible.....
Visigals, we're forgotten...
>>549813484Umamasume already won best girls.
BBfags... won...
she won
>>549813529>>549813539BlazerGODS.....she's the face
>>549812457>reddit fact>oh I don't anything about that, but guess I understand>I fucking love[current thing you want to hear]>oh youConversation my ass
CHASE IS ON STAGE WOOO, SUCK IT INVISIBITCH
CHASE IS HERE
CHASE HAS ENTERED THE STAGE WITH CHASE
>>549813256Well, that's industry plant
>>549813839that is far better than>[sex joke]
KEEP UP
ENTER
>>549813529>>549813948
Please do not bully her
>>549814179>VA's son plays young Chasekino...
Our mommy laura bailey is going to accept the award for best performance as visit
BB on stage!
>>549814714kek
>>549814714fuck you
>>549814076Sex joke is sincere, you need some normie mindset for phony conversations
>>549814714LOL
>>549814714
>>549814812you wouldn't get it because you're a reddit coombrain, but talking about useless stuff with a loved one is one of the biggest joy in life
>>549814714i knew she would squeal and bed her way to the top, what a pig
>>549814714lmfao
>>549814714This is all you've got? Blazer is fat? You're gonna have to do better than that.
Is this the part where geoff gets gored?I'm not watching.
So that statue thing is for Divinity
>>549815472SEETHING
>>549815472Fat ASS AND TITS
>>549816497Hell yeah brother
>>549815086Sure, anon, it's so fun to be a clown, who fills the dead air just to get a few disinterested replies. Guys definitely do it became they like it, not because they expect to get sex after this ritual
>>549817534what is this weird projection you're doing
>>549817534You're very sad.
>>549816497She's medium as far as video game standards are concerned.But all the big titty cosplayers are choosing her over Visi so the fandom has simply decided Blazer has big tits.
BRO WHERES DISPATCH
>>549817886Blazer has big tits.
Second try
>>549818026They're not at player's choice yet vro
So this plotline went fucking nowhere.
BB on stage....
>>549819265it's foreshadowing Robert and Mandy having children
>>549819265DIRECTORS CUTTRUST LE PLAN
ITS HAPPENING RN? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
>>549819562first page on /v/
>>549819538Is it healthier for the babies to nurse from Mandy or Blazer?
>>549819818if she gives birth with the amulet, is the child blonde or a brunette?
>>549818795it certainly does look better>>549819265it's the setup for either date you dumbass. the only reason Robert refuses to go home alone is because he is getting the male equivalent of baby rabbies there
ROBERT IF YOURE NOT GOING WITH BB OR VISI THEN PLEASE FUCK CLAIRE
>>549819265is this autism?
>>549819265thought that was just Adhoc using the age old trope>heh I don't actually want a family>damn going home to an empty place every night sucks I might actually want a family now
>>549818795Flambae's bottom lip is the line under his mouth. You could just erase the stubble there to show its there
did dispatch win anything it was nominated for? I dont wanna sit through a million ads
>>549820863one award, it will losego to bed and watch hl3's trailer tomorrow (or watch the seethe from no trailer)
>>549820831You're right and that was the original intent but I forgot about it. I'll go back and retouch that.>>549820142Thanks anon. I still wouldnt call it good, but its nice to see how far its come. I still don't like the colors either, though I like the mechaman symbol
>>549821014>one award, it will loseshit, was hoping for a S2 announcement. well dispatchbros, it's been a good run. see you all later
>>549821483You have to pay to have your ads shown in this, Dispatch was a surprise hit, they didn't set anything up for this. They didn't have time. And Dispatch already got a pity mention earlier, with no announcement.
>>549820509He gets one by the end
>>549821636>pity mention earlier, with no announcementWhat'd they say?
>>549821890They had some actors come on and give an award (both were in the last of us, so it wasn't dispatch specific).
>>549821991>They had some actors come on and give an awardthanks for the info anon. We'll see what happens. maybe we'll get an S2, maybe not. maybe a dlc would do. Christmas special + endeless dispatch would be cool
>Moist wonHonorary Dispatch win.
>>549820509well it's fucking working
>>549821890BB x MM and their date was featured in the opening of the show. Chase and young Trackstar voice actors shouted out 'keep up'.
His name is Victor. Because he’s a FUCKING WINNER
COUPBROS??? SONAR WON AN AWARD....
>>549821660Exactly.
Sonar sweep
WOOOOOOYEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
>>549822702best streamer award?
>>549823205best streamer to be casted in player's choice game of the year award award
>Dispatch technically won an awardNani?
I'm so confused. what did moist win an award for then?
why is miss piggy brown now?
>>549823503Miss Piggy has always been a Muslim.
>>549819265>went nowhere>gets romance and his family at the endInteresting admission
I don't want to sound like an edgelord but I did like seeing invisigal breakdown when I selected the "we're done for" option. It's nice to see her finally accept that her actions have consequences.
Moist Critical is cute and I’d molest him
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN COURTNEY!
BB back on stage
BB is back!
lol bb crying
>Blazer gets over 9000 appearances at TGAIt's not fair....
NOOOOOOOOOOOO i really don't care award shows are retarded
ITS FUCKING OVER SEASON 2 CANCELLED
we fucking LOST
Dispatch lost.
>that applause for dispatchWe were robbedAll the more reason to ignore these things
Robert, I don't feel so good....
ITS FUCKING OVER!!!!
Yeah I expected that. We still have player's choice though
Dispatch was fucking robbed.
Geoff...
No award. No announcement.It's been real.
Owari da....
Maybe there's a chance for players choice
>Used Blazer instead of Visi>Lose the awardStupid bitch just cant keep fucking things up
>>549825321sorry Invisibitch, Blazer is just more marketable than you
>season 2 cancelled>directors cut cancelled
All I've ever wanted is for you to see me the same way you look at E33...
I'm calling for the total and complete annihilation of TGA and France.
>>549825430Clearly not lol
>>549825489Was that about sex?
THEN I MET YOU AND MY EYES CHANGEDAND NOW YOU'RE IN MY EYE RANGE, I'M GUNNIN' FOR YOUYOU CHANGED MY HEART IN A BIG WAYNOW EVERY DAY'S A CELEBRATION AND I WANNA SAYWHEN YOU'RE AROUND, IT'S ALREADY ALRIGHTALREADY ALRIGHT, LIKE A RADIOI'M TUNIN' INTO YOU I'M TUNIN' INTO YOUYOU'RE TURNIN' ME ON YOU'RE TURNIN' ME ON
>>549825768
alright what the fuck happened in the award shows again?
You guys are mentally ill
>>549826083Welcome to the club
>>549826083Yes, next question?
>>549826083I WANTED SEASON 2
>>549825768ub ub ub ub wen i ged dow wen i ged down when i ged
>Dispatch lost the ONE (1) award it was nominated for>No good games announced >No Dispatch 2 announcement/teaseJust fuck my shit up.
>>549826292actually it was nominated for two awardsbut itll lose the other one too
>>549826292players choice has it too though?
>>549826134I’ve been here.>>549826193Based.>>549826213Season 2 will happen.
we can still win player's choice right bros
>>549824992whats the big deal about the game awards anyway? Is S2 being made really dependant on the game winning an award or something, I've always viewed it as the gaming equivalent of youtube rewind. getting featured doesn't do shit. dispatch didnt do any advertising/hyping anyway.
>>549826374>>549826382Oh right I forgot about that, hope it wins, but lets be real Genshin will take that (which is bullshit because that game came out years ago).
damn e33 really is just sweeping isn't it
>>549826292What was the nomination? I don’t watch this slop.
>>549826510Dispatch season 2 literally hinged on winning this award
>>549826510If they DID want to announce a s2, this would be the time and place to do so. I know we'll get a S2, but the threads will die out until then
>>549826382the choices you make on dispatch have minimal impact on the game. I doubt it'll win anything
Season 2 announcement in two more award shows.
>>549825321>use Visi>still loseYou'd still find a way to gloat
What do you think Phenomaman’s genitalia really looks like?
>>549826631How so? winning an award does nothing. they sold 2 mil copies. isnt that more than enough reason to keep the cash cow going? game awards is the most npc shit you'll see. care to explain why S2 depended on dispatch winning this one particular award? >>549826648this anon speaks the truth.
>>549826550Genshit being included for players choice is bullshit. The game is 5 (FIVE) fucking years old. I don't care if its on-going, so are multiplayer games like cs or league but those are rightfully not included for players choice. They have their own award sections
>>549826648The game just came out… they wouldn’t reveal something so soon. They probably want a break for a bit. Most likely they’re brain storming, if anything.
MechaBlazerfags, I have hope for the future.Even if dispatch wins nothing the game is still a big hit. They're not dumb enough not to recognize that. Besides, they're too good of a couple just to let it go to waste. Season 2 will come sooner or later, and Mandy will be saving us yet again.
>>549827485If they wanted to announce DLC/an Epilogue/Whatever edition this would also be the time
>>549827675It’s your fault we lost
>>549827485>they wouldn’t reveal something so soonyeah lol. the game was announced last year and we got the game roughly 11 months later after announcement. we aint eating good tonight bros.
>>549827675based
hold me courtneybros...................................................................................................................................................................................
>>549827740Is she supposed to be a super good fighter
>>549827306Yeah it's total bullshit.
>>549827924No, but she fucking is
Zanzibart... forgive me...
Blazer is actually so unpopular she cost us the awards, insane
>>549827881nah, imma do a Courtney and disappear when you need me most. accept it Visi and BB fags, we aint winning shit. S2 canned, they'll get away with the money they made. they can't replicate the magic of S1. the game was never designed keeping a S2 in mind. Why is it so hard to understand?
it's over...
it's over..........
>WW
FUCKING WUWA????
what in the fuck
>Gachaslop won
NO FUCKING WAY
>A FUCKING GACHA GAMEGAMING IS DEAD
>>549827675With Blonde Blazer, Mecha Man can do anything.
lolget fucked faggots
>BEATEN BY CHINAEVEN WORSE THAN GETTING BEAT BY THE FRENCH
you guys fucked it up
WE CAN STILL GET SEASON 2 JUST KEEP HOLDING JUST KEEP HOOOLDING
Its overProbably for the best. Dispatch season 2 was gonna suck anyways
In hindsight, I guess we never stood a chance against the chinkslop army
The dust hasn't settled yet, but what went wrong?
This is why all other awards are not up to voting. People always vote for shit.
I think even the goonerbros who play WuWa know they didn't deserve that. 0 cheering when they read the game's name compared to the other games
Why are gamers so retarded?
>>549828893We are punching up. We can't be injured, we can't be downed.
>>549829006I bet they harnessed their collective autism to votebot the shit out of it.I wish we would have done that
>>549828930Invisigal sucked up too much screentime leaving no other characters to have proper arcs
>>549828680>Game came out in 2024>Still eligible Make it make sense.
>>549828930>game was new>doesnt have a cult following like the chinese>game was never designed keeping an S2 in mind>gameplay wise, it was never great. the story was fine, but it was one of those game you play, talk about for a week and move on to the next game
Blazer actually fucked us, jesus christ
>>549828930
Dispatch literally got the most cheers out of all those choices. Actually fucking robbed. Gamers need to fucking keep up.
Gacha games shouldn't be in that category anyway, they can actually give incentives to vote for them
>>549829598Im glad someone else noticed.
Surely... surely we get a s2 announcement at least
>>549829204>2+ million copies sold>97% positive rating on SteamClearly all the Invisigal screentime was a good thing and we need even more in season 2.
Ya never had the makings of a game awards nominee
>>549829679If I had a button that cut off my dick and balls but also made every gacha player lose their limbs and their gachaslop excuse for a game, I'd be spamming it
>>549829775Then why did we lose both awards???
>>549829815MOTHAFUCKA
>>549829746Same when Jeffery Wright mentioned Dispatch. Got 10x the cheers than Shit of Us 2. At least we know we have the people's vote and not gacha subhumans I guess
>>549829775>Courtney on the Mans body and Robert on the womans
We won spiritually.
Goodbye, /SDN/…
>>549830015chink botting and french glazing
>>549830293won the cheering from the crowd award
visibros, is this the end?BBbros, are we done for?
>>549830015French paid off and sucked off Geoff and the CCP flooded the poll with bots.
Does Courtney like Evanescence?
>>549830293This but unironically. That cheering had to be good for dev motivation even if they didn't win the battle. That was a pretty big crowd
we had a good run folkssee you in 2029
>>549830494It's only just begun, young padawan. Keep up
>>549830341GET UP>>549830539she listens to them every now and then
>>549830539>70just how many Courtneys do you have?
>>549830539She likes Lyn
>>549830494it's only over when you stop believing
Just like the Olympics, and Hollywood, they ALWAYS cater to China.
>>549830539Maybe. Coupe though? Definitely
>>549828743Half Life 3 is the only thing that can save this shitty ass event.
>got the most cheersthe crowd knows the real winners
blazersisters...
>>549830494>visibros, is this the end?We're only getting started.
>>549831184>player voicewe all know this post was made by a chink
>>549831184Visixirs....our popularity contest...
>>549830772309 from counted, plus some change
visi let's hop on arc raiders it just won an award
It's a dark day
The night is always darkest before the dawn.
this is all a sign that villainVisi is canon
>>549832441>Blazer date in the trailerI think you might be onto something
>BB route canon? Lost in player's choice? No season 2 announcement? >Gaming was always shit. It's in the fucking stars.
BB back again
damn Kojima is getting cucked hard too
BB IS BACKS2 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BBSHE SAVED US I WAS WRONG
>Blazer is on stage AGAINIT'S NOT FAIRRRR
please save us
Oh hey welcome back B-Meh, who caresWe lost
piggy BB is cute and I'm tired of pretending she's not
he's unironically right
I love Miss Piggy.
BBsisters..... Why didn't she announce it?
>>549833908visibros, we should make a truce with BBbros. we both love the same game. we need to reunite against gacha players who would happily give up their firstborn for 10,000 gacha-coins in game. we must be better dispatchers
alright, only a hl3 announcement can redeem this disappointment
>>549834176Kermit and Piggy is Robert and Mandy
>>549833812>>549833872>>549833908>>549833986okay i laughed
>>549835415you already posted this
todd is so tiny
>>549835415No, I already posted it, He is not me
>>549835345I'm the BBoogieman and I love Miss Blazer Piggy.
jesus christ the frogs just keep winning and winning
>>549835749what's Courtey's favorite elder scrolls and fallout game?
>>549836159she has only played skyrim
are we seriously done for? so S2 announcement right?
>Critical Role game will take a minimum of a year and a half to make>Might flop and kill the studioWe're never getting Dispatch 2
>>549836767Even if it completely bombs would it matter? Aren’t CR funding it and they’d still have their money from dispatch?
>>549836767>We're never getting Dispatch 2this might be the end. dispatch was a standalone game with no plans for S2 whatsoever.this hurts to say bros but.... I think we've reached the end
>the critical role game is pozzed to hell would you still buy it? To ensure a Dispatch season 2?
>>549836998>Even if it completely bombs would it matter?first game more than they every thought it would.why risk it all for a sequel that was never planned in the first place?
at least a MCd's shot out...
has there ever been a more thorough mogging at a game awards than this?
idgaf still posting here because i enjoy talking with you guys (aside from BB jeet) even if there's no award or announcement
not even a dispatch shoutout....ITS OGRE
>>549838920I'll hang around for a bit, but I don't know how long these threads will last
that was complete and utter dogshit
the thread is already dead. is this the end?
>>549742163I need Brunette Blazer carnally
it kinda speaks to how this is a corporate event and not really a celebration of vidyaif they were actually serious, it'd be hosted in January or early February, when all 2025 games have had time to solidify their reception
>>549839369It's always been that
>>549838987mandy date on the trailer award
Nah there’s going to be a season 2 You’re all just doomsaying retards lul
What went wrong?
>>549839721Shouldn’t have used Blazer to promote it
show was fun, enough with the gloom, at least Sonar won something!
Truly one of the Game Awards of all time.
>>549839721Should have given Blazer more screentime and not made the game all about Visi
SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT AT SUMMER GAMES FEST
>>549837867FAT FUCK
>>549837867>McDonalds X intern is DoakespostingWhich one of you fuckers is this?
>>549839787>Robert gets to fuck thishes so lucky
>>549839787Visi wants to be like Blazer so bad, even her fans can't help but turn her into Mandy
>>549840201>Robert gets to fuck thishes so lucky
>>549839787she'll never be her
>>549840662>>549840946>BB invented wearing a dressnot getting an award has mindbroke you guys
>>549841180>wearing her earrings during her character introduction while spying on her love interestVisi wants to be Blazer so badly
>>549840519
>>549839787She gave Robert pity head in the limo after his game didn't win any awards
What now
>>549842198you're not getting pegged, Courtney is a bottom
>>549843301You cut it off before the best part. "So you two fuck or what?"
>>549843301get some sleep and work tomorrow, like everyone else here right:)
>>549843549I have a 12 hour day tomorrow
>>549843301Enter a cryo pod, sleep the next twenty yearsoff, and wake up on the day of season 2's release.
>>549843538I don't think I made that one, But I can make one with that cut if you want.
>>549842483>pityYou're a fool to think she wouldn't have given him head regardless
>>549843301Robert has such a cute tummy
we make the audience cheer the loudest at TGA, we're the real smiling friends all along
>>549843301We go our separate waysNot even a single award to celebrate, probably not getting a season 2 announcement until late next year
SEASON 2 IS A GIVEN, I FUCKING HATE YOU DOOMING FAGGOTS SO FUCKING MUCH
>>549843538here anon, if you're still here
Even if we won an award, there was no guarantee we'd be getting an announcement. If they had anything to announce, they would do so with or without the award.That being said, getting 2m+ players, tons of fanart, and clearly lots of audience cheers, they can't ignore the fans for too long so I'm sure we'll be hearing some kind of news soon.
let's return to courtneyposting
>>549846312Much better and appropriate clip to depict that scene
Hugging Courtney! Marrying Courtney! Slow dancing with Courtney! Honeymooning with Courtney! Baby making with Courtney! Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Courtney! Handholding with Courtney! Comforting Courtney during pregnancy! Promoting Courtney at work! Birthdays with Courtney! Birthday sex in the mech suit with Courtney! Getting all of Courtney’s weird pregnancy foods! Raising octoplets with Courtney! Going to parent-teacher conferences with Courtney! Busting after big busts with Courtney! Discussing the importance of saving with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney and the children! Christmas with Courtney! Shopping with Courtney! Cheering up Courtney! Baking donuts for Courtney! Taking the children to the doctor with Courtney! Movie dates with Courtney! Vacationing with Courtney! Convincing Courtney to stop smoking to save money for their 10 children! Valentine’s Day with Courtney! Buying a house with Courtney! Buying pets with Courtney! Giving Courtney massages after a long day! Princess carrying Courtney! Cooking with Courtney! Filling Courtney’s life with light! Making Courtney a grandmother! Retiring with Courtney! Family dinners with Courtney! Falling asleep next to Courtney! Building a pillow fort with Courtney! Winning the county fair’s couples’ three-legged race with Courtney! Midnight IHOP runs with Courtney! Teaching their 18 children to hotwire the family minivan with Courtney!Legally buying tickets for Courtney! Getting trapped in an elevator with Courtney! Taking pictures of Courtney! Holding Courtney’s hand as she passes away of natural causes after a long, happy, fulfilling life so that she will not experience life as a widow! Sour Patch Kid factory tours with Courtney!
>>549846495ive lost all drive to courtneypost....
I won't stop BB posting until Dispatch and Adhoc actually dies or I do
APOLOGIZE
>>549845748i don't get it
>>549846974I wish you would die
>>549846984>Least favorite Z-Team member>Always cut him>VA secured Dispatch its only win
>>549847093Tell us how you really feel Invisible simp
>>549847218That is how we really feel
>>549847218I just did
>>549847254>>549847407You aren't going far enough, I need to see more passion from you.
>>549847457My passion is reserved towards going towards Roberts wife Courtney Robertson
>Invisible simps control their temper for 5 minutes challenge: impossible
T-there's always the BAFTAs, r-right?
>>549847669You are not white
>>549847749There are plenty more award shows, and none of them will matter in the slighest
>>549847887Uh oh melty
>>549848005Uh oh melty
Dispatch DLC announcement soon (cope)!
As long as I'm alive Courtney Robertson will have at least one fan, when there are no more Courtney Robertson fans, it means that I am dead.
>>549848674And you'll be posting cope from now until then
>>549846740>t.
That's what you get for appealing to the Doritocans.
>>549848869>No Best Score and Music nominationGod I'm salty.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>549849171It really was a crime.It got Bershy 17.4M hits on spotify now, and brought her back into performing
Where was the shootout?
>>549849640>Flambaes firebird
>>549849736Flambae really is the lolcow (victim of the gag) of this game (it’s more of a show really).
>>549849736https://youtu.be/X7KIrdPGzic?si=z74dryBQ0VjTri-a
>>549850068He's pretty great.I never choose not to tell the z-team, but he's pretty funny if you dont.Anyone have any webm requests?
>>549839721The game awards was rigged from the start, I guess they decided everything before Dispatch was released
>>549850187I like his face when Prism lunges at Punch Up in the meeting room.
>>549849640at the TGAbunch of retarded coprophiliacs at adhoc are a bunch of retarded negroswhere is my season 2 announcement?!?!?!? bunch of dumbasses willingly killed the franchise. maybe it was to straight for them?
>>549850470
>Brought Jeffrey Wright and his son out>Huge applause>Multiple jokes about Dispatch>Huge cheers when Dispatch is mentioned>Largest response to players voice nominee >Wins jackshitRigged faggot awards
explain to me why gacha games are in that category while GaaS stuff like League or Warframe isn't
>>549850531he’s so pretty
The flamgoat
>The RED in Red Ring represents China, Robert!>Did you really think you stood a chance against the honorable chairman?
>>549850285Always has been.Wuwa, however, won because those votes are botted. Wuwa isn't more popular than Genshin, there's no way they win without players botting the votes.
>>549850638They use unimportant categories as promotion slots
i'm legitimately sad bros, this entire lineage of games deserve way more
>>549851003If they had something to announce, they would announce it whether they won or not.Anyway it's impossible to beat gachas because they give incentives to vote.At least we got the crowd's vote.
I'm gonna watch the Mighty Nein and pretend Jester is Visi
>>549850945I know he’s supposed to look mocking at Robert’s direction, but it just comes off as seductive…
>>549851267I say this as a completely straight male, it really does.
>>549851003Imagine the depression of silksong devs
>>549851393didnt it win something?
>>549851489LOL Robert really had a rough time with him huh
>>549851592Nope. Lost to E33 and Wuwa>>549851627He did a lot better than I would have expected, I honestly wonder if he could have won if he hadn't walked that close
>>549850814Clearly we need to strap Punch-Up to an ICBM and launch it at the Three Gorges Dam for the good of Humanity.
>>549851323You ain’t str8 bro
>>549851726>Nope. Lost to E33 and WuwaNah I think it won best action/adventure game. Geoff was a bitch about it though and said some shit like 'Now they can't say I didn't give them anything'. God the event was a total shitshow.
E33 deserves everything EXCEPT for the indie categoryWuwa deserves nothing at all
>>549851489Not going to show the part where Robert chops off his bussy fisting fingers?
>>549851752>Three Gorges DamWill it really be that easy to deal with China.
>>549851914>E33's lead dev brutally beating Geoff within an inch of his life after he didn't give them the award for Best Multiplayer Game
>>549851931It is in that webm though?
>>549852053If you ignore the unGodly amount of civilians that would be killed and the havoc that would have on the global economy, it's certainly a strong option for taking down China.
>>549852072Huh weird it cuts out at 38 seconds for me
>>549852059nah the guy's based, they probably shit talk Wuwa for beating us with rigged votes
>>549850187Not sure if its long enough to warrant a webm but the cut where Flambae enters Robert's POV in the gym scene and asks if he needs help would be cool
We should have gotten some Flambae in the changing room scenes …
>no endless mode>no wins>no HL3Hurts just a little bit
i need to find out cost of the fine for breaking their contract with CR
>>549852198Sure, which response
>All you do is disappoint me, Travis.>I should’ve married Troy Baker…
this shit might actually motivate me to make a WEGfuck man, this game deserves way more support rn
>>549852198Also subs or not? Im going to assume yes
So from now on whenever you replay, you’re not allowed to cut Sonar ever again
>>549852750>I should've married Aaron Paul...
>>549853437they were mad awkward at last year's tga
Enter: Flambae
>>549853605They fugged
>>549853605>awkwardi can tell youre a virgin
So now that Dispatch season 2 is cancelled, how will Mandy get her rightfully deserved screentime now?
>>549851489why didn't he help in the bar fight?
>>549853964She doesn’t
>>549853981Honestly, If he did he probably would have burnt the whole bar down. He kind of has his own power scale
>>549852815I believe it was do it or die project, so they are really confused, and their production that relies on Thailand contractor makes everything worse. They probably have tight schedule
>>549853981He killed some dude here
>>549853125Yeah subs please, I was thinking something short so it'd end after Robert gets up but babysitter choice works if you think it'd be better longer
>>549852392Dorito pop is so desperate in his attempt to make game Oscar so he will end up where Oscar is right now
TRUE
>>549854158>killednah, he'll walk it off
>>549854251I cut it short there but I did the entire scene out with subs going with the thanks option cause I figured you'd ask for that if anything, so I can do it furtherI cut the interior shots of Robert during the fight for sizes sake
>>549853964False flag
>>549854158he burnt him alive (non-lethally) like he does to psychotic or whatever her name is during the finale
>>549854581BBjeet spotted in the wild?
>>549853634>>549854641Perfect thanks
Kinda gay that they put E33 amongst the small kids table when they already had the big leagues covered. We could have had the event highlight other good games, became an E33 jerk fest. Sure it’s a good game but I mean cmon.
>>549855264it's never to highlight the entire industry, it' all about appeasing the normies so more are likely to tune in so ad spots can increase every year
how long do you guys reckon dispatch threads will be made?
>>549852815I'd play it.
>>549855264It's not fair no, but it is what it is. Kojima and Dispatch were robbed, so was Ben Starr
>>549855660They would have a longer lifespan if BBjeet would hang himself
>>549855823Charlie Cox deserved it more. Had a smidgen of screen time but he ate everyone else’s lunch.
>>549855264Americans turn everything into a hype machine for short term gains. Even Oscar was turned into it, Harvey launched movies in a few theaters, just to get nominations, then after the ceremony the world wide release happened
>>549851267>>549851323Because it is.
>>549855983No I don't think so
>>549856078Ben “all I can do is whisper my lines” Start
>>549856206>>549856206new
>>549856156disable steam notis maybe
>>549856712I did.Am I using the wrong footage with it?>I amFuck.
