Previous: >>549768268>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>549788224I didn't get to that part yet
For the next medium CM, is there a popular runner type?Does red shift or pump actually work on it?Are frontrunners actually usable?
Hopefully she'll do well without long S and another recovery...Let's see if I can manage to train another Ace in time
>>549788632why would she need another recovery you already have 2 golds
>>549788572pump for ends and lates, same with red shiftsfv for paceangling for frontyes, every style works
>>5497886322 is enough and those 2 are mid-race so their recovery is maximized
>marked
>>549788545shame no cingray s1 opening sound
>>549788341im saving for almond eye
>>549788341why are shitubers like this?>greatest card ever about to come out>umm askshually you shouldn't roll for it>some rando fucking card no one has ever talked about is going to release>here's why you should roll 60k carats to be relevant for 2 weeks before the next SSR releases
>>549788696She needs both to activate to live. And with 358 wit...that chance is not high.
>>549788817That's sexual harassment
>>549788272I will brick my account rolling for Ayabe-chan
>>549788696>>549788792I still feel she might struggle if I get hit with more than one Cafe Hopefully mine will tip the scales in return
Sex with Verxina
>>549788705Holy fucking gaslight
>>549788897Welcome to Tracen
>>549788632Fight my Teio in honorable combat and test your limits, young master
>>549788990okay what's wrong about it retard
>>549788572>Are frontrunners actually usable?From my brief test earlier morning everyone seems to be bringing a proper Ace Suzuka. Even if there are two of them I think it will be hard to get your own A&S off. Faced against this guy twice and he fucked me hard
>>549789046>long and turf SI concede
sure could've used this a week ago
>>549789112She's not actually that good in practice unless she gets pace promoted and the hill skills proc at the right timesIf there's one thing all my testing has taught me it's that pace chasers have it rough when Golshi is basically a pace chaser too, if I had mid-race velocity skills like Curvature it might be slightly better but I doubt it
>>549789049nta but I've literally never seen an uma win thanks to ironThey either never use it and win, or the pump was just a win more because the uma was too strong already
>>549788572I encourage you to learn how all of these things work so that you don't have to ask this question every two weeks
>>549789258>or the pump was just a win more because the uma was too strong alreadyso it works then...?>nta but I've literally never seen an uma win thanks to ironbro has never played in mile cm
>>549789258Are you sure you're talking about Scorpio?
Are all skills single use only? Like I can only proc corner skills once even if I run by 3 corners?
i know uma is wit game but for fuck's sake how are you supposed to get high speed/stam/power/wit
>>549789252And that's why I'm going to use 2 pace chasers lmao
Teio nudes
How fucked am I for the libra cup?
>>549789345Some skills can proc twice, they have their own cooldown. Reason why curvature is so good at this track is because of that
>>549788705>>same with red shift>when Dober is out before next CM
>>549789345Skills that list a cooldown can proc twice. For instance in cm6 both straightaway adept/beeline burst and corner adept/curvature can proc twice.
>front is dea-CK>almost got distance'd by a triple front setupOshi racists are the best.
>>549789470post a room and let's find out together
>>549789387Getting lucky, having a good deck and not always resting to press wit does tha trick
I need to mine your brain, fellow horse fuckers:Is it better to get more support cards, or to try to complete my stable of umas?I am F2P.
>>549789309quality stuff
Libra room81266600Testing Daiwa Scarlet
>>549789502You do realize Dober's inherited unique doesn't work for Scorpio, right?
>>54978955485443837
>>549789470Long A / 10
Good night friends!!!!
>>549789591If you care about winning then cards, don't miss Kitasan's rerun. If you don't care then just pull for whatever umas.
>>549789758Exposed ears is too much, put on the censor bars on them!
>>549788341Trve. If you MLB matikanefukukitaru, NTR, Maruzensky, Light Hello, Tachyon, and Ramonu, you can just borrow kitasan.
Mayano Pot Luck
>>549789834The only thing is I don't have a good dirt runner (aside from Corndog Pasta). Should I chance pulling on the off chance of getting Digital? (IIRC she was A/B dirt)
>>549789591Support 100%. It's absurd how useless rolling for horses is compared to supports. Almost every horse is a decent filler for almost every other horse. Meanwhile you are fucking deleted from existence by lacking correct supports; nothing works, you can't build anything. Fully uncapped SRs are fine. Also: roughly every single fully uncapped SR in the game beats roughly every single 0* SSR support card.
>>549789298No!
help
>>549790078Is anyone actually excited for Ayabe?
>>549789992There's Christmas Oguri coming soon and she has B on dirt I believe. Personally I don't think it's worth pulling on an off-banner.
>>549789738Good night
>>549790169I'm excited for her guts card.
Keep posting Uma x Trainer
>>549790146with that power, you might not need spurt
>>549789738UMaSuMiFriendo!
>>549790169I'm excited for everyone
>>549790146>chasing after youIs cafés unique actually a good inherit?
>>549789992xoguri is coming soon but her banner drops just before kitasan's rerun. i think you can live without having a third ace for TT for a while.
>>549790364lol no
>>549789591Having good cards makes the game both fun and unfunFun because you can build your umas betterUnfun because you lose all your earned carats on cards and not on umasCheck some card guides and plan what banners to pull so you don't miss out on the umas you like
>>549790197I think I will hold my ground until el Oguri de Christmasso comes out.Thank you, anon.
is there an ssr selector on new years or is that 1st anni only?
>>549790364I dunno, but my Narita Brian is a scary beast
>>549790169I'm excited for her but she also releases super close to another uma I want and I don't have enough caratsIf she spooks me though I'd be pretty happy
>>549790169Me. But I need to learn from my mistakes in JP and not roll for her, just wait for her Alt, but then my chanmi team of TopRo, Opera and Ayabe won't be complete for a long time
>MORNING! (OHAIYOOOO)>Item Request: Dirt Racing Shoes 0/10
>>549790364Not bad at all, if at a steep discount
>>549789667okay, I'll take it and have it proc at the start of late race, and you can take red shift and start accelerating late
>>549789591Pulling supports sucks because if you don't get the right cards you're FUKT. At least with umas if you don't get the one you want you still end up with something nice. Your sea of 1-2 LB cards you'll never use feels awful everytime you look at it. Still, you need cards to play properly so you just have to suck it up and roll 'em.
>>549790525brian is so grim I tried building one until I realized even a 1200 spd pwr loses to a spurt end closer andy with 900 power lol
>>549790578The daily
>>549790146>Anchors Aweigh Lvl 6I have become seethe destroyer of pigs
>>549790290Power is a meme. I had to remake this goldship because she had a 0% Winrate. Remade to an A+ with a lot less power, less stamina, one less gold recov but a little bit more wit + NSM and now she wins plenty
https://x.com/i/status/1998408577451786297
>>549790578Morningposting in my club is virtually deadOssu has mostly replaced itNow if we could just get everyone on the same page about shoesSure everyone has mediums out the wazoo, but the menu defaults to pink, so I think sprints should be the default
>>549790731wit game I guess
>>549790578The neighers in my club keep requesting spr*nt shoes now.
>>549790404I like how Suzuka has proper cutting technique
>>549790410>>549790596AIEEEE
>>549790146all you need
>>549790731bwo has it crossed your mind that maybe this uma loses because you're missing NSM?
>>549790731>Power is a memeNoooo don't say it let the retards keep building witlet gold ships i want free wins
Guris
>>549789659>taishin unlocks her full potential at the last secondIt's Teiover
>>549790991She ditched the vibrator? Or switched to wireless?
there's really no point going above 450 wit. that's already 80% chance to proc skills
>>549790880>finger on knife >properpinch grip or bust
>>549790378Isn't it right after? Did they change it?
>>549790991Christmas Oguri is such a downgrade compared to the other two
>>549790604both activates at the same exact time. dober procs her unique at 6th or 7th, redshift at 5th.
>>549790731There is absolutely no way this goldship has a 0% Winrate
my nature has actually been killing a lot of witlet ends
>look up uma birthdays>[redacted] is one day after mine>suddenly I feel a lot closer to themam I a woman? there's a big gap between her and anyone else so I feel this is warrantedfeel bad for spring/summer/autumn cucks who either are clustered up into oblivion or is incredibly far away from anyone
>>549791141uhh, actually I think you're right, I must've mixed both up
>>549791163I think it's still cute, just imagine her in that overly festive gear, still mostly sounding monotone>>549791042>he doubted
>>549790926Really tired of seeing this guy's face in /uma/
>>549791163You're a downgrade.
>>549791184without NSM and little wit, it's obvious why
>>549791163I like Christmas Oguri's unique animation
>>549791370>it's still unfinishedwtf has he been doing. that piece of shit has seen 4 presidents
I've been holding on too long, goodbye...
>>549791335Yeah what's right before KSB is holiday Rudolf and Gold City
>>549791517are they useless after upgrading to 5*?
>>549791506>SOONSOON
>>549791517Do clovers EVER do anything?
UMAMUSUME WILL WIN THE AWARD TONIGHT AND WE WILL GET 3000 CARATS AT A MINIMUMTRUST ME
>>549791613Taunt you.
>>549791163You are jewish
>>549791325People like similarities, thinks they know, or can relate to.
>>549791636I want to believe purely so I have more stored up
>>549791613Yeah.
Why does JP get gold ship vtuber but global gets a sea tranny vivlos vtuber?
>>549791613You can get 1 free 1*/R card for every 200 pulls.
>>549791729Because we have abandoned the worship of Jesus and have not yet embraced the worship of Allah, both of whom forbid mental illness or men behaving as women and women behaving as men.
>>549791462God I want to kiss, bully and lovebomb that forehead
>>549791728>>549791840TY CYGENEROUS!
Saw this meme randomly and got curious about it. I didn't know IRL honse racing lore goes deep so I wanted to share it here. For those who want to read it. It's very long though. https://pastebin.com/gNWeACu2greentext "tl;dr">bought cheaply as a gift by Shinichi Izumi as a gift for his daughter, Nobuko>Festa is very feisty, making him very hard to train>despite this, Nobuko adored him, would visit, feed him, and hang out with him>Festa began to be very attached to her in return>after some time, Festa's career dropped dramatically and grew even more violent to the point it's impossible to train him>reason is Nobuko stopped visiting him because she was diagnosed with late-stage cancer>Nobuko, aware that she's dying soon, traveled to her favorite country, France and died soon after>Festa was inherited and back to Shinichi>after learning that Festa would go on a rage because of missing Nobuko, he was moved and told the team >"Can you please have him live happily after, just like how my daughter would want it to be">from that day on, he brought other family members to Nakayama, and they treated him just like Nobuko used to>Festa, as if understanding that Nobuko's gone, started to calm down and train>Festa's trainer decided to send Festa to l'Arc not for the purpose of winning, but to let him run in the soil of the country that Festa's original owner loved>in that that time, JPs were losing hope because Deep Impact jobbed l'Arc and they weren't producing any good honses to be on par for l'Arc>Festa was shipped to Longchamp>JP did not even have hopes for him at that time>Festa placed 2nd and a head difference as if he's dedicating this race to his owner, NobukoIf you've read this I hope you had a good read. Back to training.
>>549791729Be the change you want to see in the world.
Teaching Oguri sec
>>549791636we will surely lose now because ryan is an ugly ass bitch
>>549791858die mohammedI'm gonna rape you
>>549789298meeku RAPE
>>549791729>why does [buzzwords]Hitting random on Urban Dictionary a few times and throwing those words into a post does not make you an English speaker.
While obviously the individual card may suit an individual runner better, what stat spread on support cards should I go for medium runners?I've been doing two speed, two stamina, one Kashimoto, and one wits.
>>549791840I pulled this yesterday rolling for Oguri, you just gotta hit man.
>riko wont date me>suzuka keeps getting sleep deprived, 5 so far>2 night owls>hit long S>lose a mile race in senior year with 900speed 600wit, breaking the runaway eventwhat the fuck
>>549791636>implying it has any chance vs wuwa or hoyoslop encouraging its giant playerbases as to go vote
>Finally get another 3URA>1* witMou... dame desu wa...
>>549791729You're forgetting that Golshi is one of the oldest vtubers, she debuted back in the time Roboco-san did. She was a vtuber before this game even came out, by years.
>>549792096I kneel, JP sama...
I'm bored, join my libra roomLibra CM 17189061
>>549792096I have never seen this horse in my god damn life.
>>549792231okay, but post results
Swimsuit Mayano when?
mcrice
Good evening, brothers. May Allah smile upon all of you.PETA has declared war on our horse game.May Allah have infinite mercy on us but put the kafir scammers from PETA into eternal hellfire where they will be forced into eating from the zaqqum treeThey are worse than, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, ASPCA members.
>>549792238She cute.
Shoe check, /uma/.
>>549792290that's annoyingg to dooo :((((
>>549792430Sniffed and rated
>>549792384They're been against horseracing for decades and haven't even dented it. In their defense, horseracing was way more abusive towards the horses back in the day than it is now.
After countless aoharu training, I'm starting to realize you don't actually "play" aoharu until senior year and except summer camps. Aoharu is playing by itself and at most you're only playing by deciding to where and the timing to pop blue chevron and you're just managing the energy until senior year and summer camps.
>>549792430
What in the goddamn...
>>549792290end closer won
>>549792298Don't get greedy. You can already get her in a wedding outfit and spooky outfit
>>549792548As Allah put horses on this earth to be used by man, PETA should be silent before I strike them with the bottom of my shoe.
Getting kinda tired of Tamaguri gatekeeping Rank 26 in Unity. Like bro, its the first fucking race, let me race against Wheelchair Suzuka or something.
>>549792683they're scanning for botting anone....
>>549792376Super Creek is a FAKE HAG!Her tits aren't saggy, she doesn't know how older women like being treated the way an actual hag like Maruzen doesShe's a 19 year old that grew up on mommyfag doujins and is making up for having a mommy body while still young
>>549792683>bwo is using the coinminer bot
>there are terrorists ITT
>>5497928751.1gb of memory is fucking nothing for a game, bwo
Is it finally time for Doto to shine in Scorpio?
>>549792762inshallah pbuh pubg him yolo
OOHHHH SO THATS WHY I FELT LIKE I'VE BEEN MISSING SOMETHING THESE PAST 5 END CLOSER RUNSI WAS BRINGING MLB KITASAN BORROW INSTEAD OF SWEEPY. IT WAS THE STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT THAT I WAS MISSING
>>549793040>memoryIt's his CPU that was being drained
>>549792987Sir a second Twin Turbo has hit the tower.
The most unrealistic thing about this game is females with massive, jiggly, men-seducing tits being shy or self-conscious.
>>549793042unironically yes, unique procs at the perfect time (it gives accel and velocity)
I already have this Uma.....
>>549793124sniffy lickyI'll find out who's pit it is when I'm done
>>549793084>spurt farming this lateGood luck bro.
>>549793042Doto always shines
>>549791589Yeah
THE STRONGEST> THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST> THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST> THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST> THE STRONGEST
We still bacchiguu /uma/?
>>549792073Brown hands typed this
If we don't win the mobile game award....
>>549793191>or self-conscious.No there are plenty of titcow women that are self-conscious, especially because they constantly have this fear that a guy will never see them as anything more than a piece of fuckmeat.
>>549790991Missionary with lots of kissing
>>549793042You can't really fail with Doto. Her unique is very reliable
>>549793327then itll be eos
>>549792184Need to suck on Helen's fat tits while she jacks me off.
>>549791873Get in line
>>549793282
>>549792875I'll flatline before botting>>549792856Maybe Microsoft Defender was being a cunt or something, doesn't matter anymore
>>549791873
>>549793327Special Week dies again
>>549793249I already have an ace. I just want to try aiming for a better one
>>549793192>>549793257>>549793387God bless. Thanks bros
>>549793291Yeah
>>549793678
>>549793397We lose out on free gibbs, but realistically we should beat wuwa, unless sonic rumble takes the win.
>trainer said he like older girls
>>549790991Missionary until her ears shake
>>549792683>2GB>27%lmao poorfaggot with a 2010 laptop
>>549793678>>549793838STOP THAT OR ELSE...
>>549793191look at that fatty try to hide her dinner plate nippleseverybody point and laugh at her gigantomastia
>>549792231Is this how am I supposed to do it?>>549792290
>>549793843what if destiny wins though, that was shilled via streamers for a hot second, so itll have the industry vote
>>549793876>she grows up>"sorry I only like younger girls"
>>54979392427% across all processes, anon.
>>549793940>lost to witletsembarrassing
>>549793191We didn't need to know you're a neet virgin lacking a woman's touch, anonBut thanks for the Doto
>>549793838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq0-zH273LE
>>549793876Yeah..
How the fuck do I get thirty race wins in a career?
>>549793042She's actually already pretty strong for Libra. I don't know why you're not using her
>>549794109I didn't proc No Stopping Me...
Was the fall cup happening today or tomorrow?
>>549793257Is that... The CENTURIAL OVERLORD?
Cygames hasn't announced Cinderella Gray Oguri for global yet because they are saving it for when they win the game awards.
>>549794150
>>549794230Spamming G3 and 2, and being a better toreina
>>549793927
Is Tactical Twak good
>>549794232>can't force her into end>lates suck>mackie is a better pace
I got a question about the bot. I thought it was only for fan runs but it seems it can also make aces, but how does that work?Is the bot better at making choices, or does the skill difference not matter compared to the rng variance?
Hm whats wrong Trainer, why are you making such a funny face you look like a ghost is sucking you off and fingering your ass right now.
>>549792752Yes, and next would be a micro-bikini.
>>549794230preop races with some uma that can do mile?
>>549794348
>>549794104>62 gbNta but I don't know how to tell you this but there's literally no difference on your system between 20% ram use and 90% ram use. That's not how ram works, anything less than maximum ram usage is just being unused, it's not being reallocated to other processes.So unless you do a lot of heavy video editing, what the fuck do you need that much ram for?
>Corner Conniseur is on two umas I don't haveBruh>Rushing Gale is on one of two support cards I don't haveBruh.
>>549794232Her own heal is a gambling skill so not particularly consistent if you want to ensure winsI'll use her anyway because her tits are delicious
How long until the banner for winter holidays Oguri?
>>549793876>trainer went out on multiple dates with tazuna tazuna
>>549794474
*ahem*Mambo, Mambo~Omatsuri Mambo!
>>549794554
>>549794413>>can't force her into endAnon... You CAN force her into end closer this cup. I did it and she's been giving me wins against higher rating honses than her.
>>549794580
>>549794651I will slay in the honor of this horse who, for all I know, will be not even worth remembering once I get to play her.
>>549794153I do not envy the man who has to talk about Umamusume in front of a live auditorium, but the guts it takes to do it is admirable
>>549794665
>>549793876>maya lost her cherryoh no...
>>549794651Mam... bo?
>>549794691tie game, good try anon
Are you guys having fun right now?
>>549794345It would unironically break the game AND stop anyone that isn't just a massive Ogurifag from rolling for XOguri because the CG one is mechanically just "XOguri, but better"
>>549794783For some people, public speaking is pretty easy.I would point out a relatively unobvious facet to consider:Someone who has time to talk about umamusume to a crowd of people probably is more concerned with what will happen to him or her if they take no action rather than if they take a risky or embarrassing action.
can i have some cool Biko images? im starting to like her
>>549794230BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>tfw every single gold triggers
>>549794685okay you GEEK yes you can but now have fun rolling for long Sbitch faggot nigger, die
I'm bringing one completely normal suzuka with decent stats just to fuck with people trying to run some springboard front/rabbit setup.
>>549794837I was until I saw this post and now I am incandescent with rage.
>>549794814I don't mean to brag, but I'm a 5x undefeated narita tac roe champion.
are >WE watching the dorito awards?
That wasn't funny or nice
>>549794981B-but I did it on my first try...
>>549794961SNIFFFFFFFLICK LICK
>>549795072yeah
Why is Ulala saying "the current event is so fun!" in my home screen? There is no event as far as I can tell
>>549794981Curren would say this.
>>549795072Used to since day one, can't be bothered to anymore, it became way too commercial and the amount of shit I skip by muting the sound last year was insane
>roguelike based entirely on luck>one of the most expensive popular gacha Does Umamusume really deserves to win Mobile Slop of the year?
>>549794230>pick ura finale>pick bakushin>pick a deck with 4 spd and 2 wit>18* power sparks>clear year 1 normally>during year 2 and 3 schedule as many races as possible, preferably no more than 3 in a row, and make them the easiest possible that you know you'll clear>profit
>>549795072I don't give a shit about Geoff's meaningless circlejerk awards. I'll look up the announcements afterwards
>>549795074Your uma is a tic-tac-road slut
>>549794895Fight or flight. My instinct says flight.
>>549795072Who made them the arbiters of a game's worth? I'll host my own damn awards.
Who's the strongest in the world? That's right!
>>549795345that just looks like blond Grass but with bigger tits, what the fuck?
>>549795234YesBecause fuck everyone who takes these events seriously
>>549795074Cumming on NTR's forehead instead of playing tic tac toe!
>>549794495>Nta but I don't know how to tell you this but there's literally no difference on your system between 20% ram use and 90% ram use.There actually is, Windows will try to use your disk for caching purposes specially when you're that close to max RAM. You probably have a pagefile.sys on your C:/>what the fuck do you need that much ram for?Android and Visual Studio, emulators, docker containers, the browser I refuse to close, Uma Musume: Pretty Derby all at the same time. Windows by itself already uses a lot since I've disabled my pagefile and I've seen it reach the 50gbs so it's not complete overkill.
>>549794783judging from the way he speaks, the guy definitely has the 'tism, so there is that.
>>549795452I don't see it
>>549795234There haven't been any skill-based gacha games since otoge died.
>>549795072>the goyim awards
>>549795447How does her normal outfit hide those massive milkers?
>>549795547I think in one of the livestreams he did he said he does, yeah
>>549794685BasedHow many Long/End sparks did it take?
Pink bloomers
sweaty unshowered bakushin pits after 30 races...
thank you trainee ticket i got with my clovers
>>549794685show?
god i fucking need to jiggie
>>549795074It was a little funny
>>54979569410* End _2* Long
>>549795920ANON NO
>>549795694Does it matter when you're running 18* distance sparks anyway?
>>549795920Is that a nipple?
>>549795447>says her mask was passed down to her by her wrestler father which is why she's obsessed with wrestlingAnd yet she chose to be a runner instead of a luchador? She'd stronger than any man in the ring.
>>549795920
I couldn't wait anymore, I used my selector. The only thing that would've happened on the banner is I would've got one at 170 rolls or something. I'm saving for Oguri or something.
>SlopNot even worth the Tachyon reaction image.
>>549795920today we mourn a comrade
>>549795920>>549796042>>549796071
>>549796042>>549796071hmm
>>549795920FILLIES
BROS I CANT STOP FARTING WTF IT DOESNT EVEN SMELL LIKE MY BRAND LITERALLY FARTED AGAIN AS IM TYPING THIS IS MY BUTTHOLE HAVING AN EXORCISM?
>>549795920Based
>>549795920Finally a good post
>>549796243stop saying those things(((
>>549796243bro, why are you posting reddit screenshots
>>549795920Here anon, take yourself out first before the mods kill you
More like oguri slut am I right.
>>549795920where's the hair
Why are you niggers babooning out over literal bottom-barrel sloppa shite? At least post porn that's actually good next time.
>>549796359
>>549795072Only the part about best mobile game to see if we get another 1500 carats.
>>549795920The perfect body type
>>549795920sir those are juvenile fillies
>>549796089bro, that's not NTR speed... you can't use that in MANT
>>549796420anon, have some empathy, we just saw a soldier face certain death
>>549796432bro, why are you posting reddit thumbnails
>>549796089isn't that the best use the selector could ever see? Skipping a banner entirely?
>>549796398Too retarded to be a whore
What races do you run with Doto?
>>549795863Ultra scuffed but this gives me wins. Her fastest is 3:00.9 which is what S rating Goldship does, her unique is just that good.
>>549796420Anon this man sacrificed himself for the rest of us, show some GODDAMN RESPECT
>>549788849because when they have a voice and 1000 retards listen to them they think they have a chance on winning a cm whenever they put out misinformation. it's on purpose
>>549796546>>549796652Wish he would die for real instead of just hopping on another IP if that's the level of garbage he posts.
We've got 1500 for just a nomination. Surely we'll get a selector for winning, right? Haha...
how big is your FP collection? mine is about to become 1T
>>549795140she's slow in body and mindsumimastand...
>>549796708Rice would say that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>549796735CEO of Cygames said Forever Young would get in if he won the Kentucky Derby, then look what happened.
>>549796771my what collection
>>549796771what's FP
>>549796606>dont pull on a support banner and waste 30k on uma spark pulling on support banner can yield screek and fm spooks
>>549796735*breathes in* LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549796845Fillie Pornography.
>>549796735I'll finally be able to get Maruzensky...
>>549796642>End closer>no spurtShould have made her a late then
If a uma is B in an attribute can an inheritance event during a career push it up to A?
>>549795583I want to be Grass Wonder's prisoner of love
>>549795920Now, imagine them futa
>>549796840>>549796845His Force Points collection
>>549796089just save for the god banner and get xoguri there only like an extra month or something
>>549796830Why would he say that for a derby you're only ever allowed to race in once in your life? To fuck us over forever?
Cap as in peak
>>549796931You don't really need spurt with Doto. NSM+Her unique more than makes up for it. Behold is also a huge boost after she's done with her unique.
>>549796938Yes, if you have the sparks for it.You can raise an uma from G to S through sparks and inheritances.
>>549796735We will get a pity 300 after wuwa wins
>>549796735We should activate the south american and south east asian bot farms just to see what would happen.As for the chinese ones, they belong to the chinkslop
>>549796735They'll release another announcement about those same 1500 carats you were given in the past, again
>>549796845Fusaichi Pandora
>>549796642>unruffled
>>549796952Prisoner? This is america, you are getting shot
>>549794506Just borrow the cards
>>549796845friend points bro
7 hours until TGA7 days until Kitasan7 months until Tickezo and Taishin's Steampunk alts
I feel it, this is the secret code for 3* SPD or STA spark!
>>549796931End Closer reaches their max speed faster, and they have higher max speed cap than late surgers. Going late over end closer is just handicapping yourself and lowering your winning chances. That's why some are forcing end closer even if not End closer A
>>549796735Implementation of a soft pity system
>>549797293anon tga starts in 2h
There are anons in this thread right now that look at your daughter with lustful intent.
I was looking to CM all day at work and it starts tomorrow FUCK
>>549796735we will get maybe 2 (tops 3) TP restores and you know it
>>549797258I got beeline burst from that random Akikawa event on the farm
>>549795920>Is still upHmmm
880 stamina 3 golds 4 whiteIs this enough to survive?
>>549797293so fucking true bwo, Taishin will be getting ALL the clothes, that's a fucking promise
>>549797385Good I need some heirs
>>549797293>7 hours until TGAtime traveler bwo...
>>549797385
>>549796858I guess there is a (singular) better use which is using it on a support card that is never ever going to have a banner
>>549797089>no classic triplenice glue you have there
>>549796735You're getting -1500 carats for not voting hard enough
>>549797419mods love fillies
>>549797169What's the issue? Unruffled proc rate is pretty high for ends on this CM
>>549792298give it a couple years when 4th alts actually start happening and cygames isn't stingy as shit with actual swimsuit alts.
>>549797441easily
>>549797385That's me, I look at my daughter with lustful intent
If we win something in the game awards we should get free 10 pulls during Kitasan black's banner
>>549797171We're in Japan and Grass Wonder would never shoot me.
>>549797361I forgot to click post, but I didn't wanna ruin the triple 7s
>>549797419Jannie is having a hard time categorizing it among his terabytes before deleting it
Does creek have pregnancy and birthing fetish too?
If we win we should get 6 million pulls
>>549797169I don't get why is everyone sleeping on unruffled. I'm assuming because guides doesn't say it's optimal or doesn't include it but if you actually run it on actual matches, and as an end closer, the only time you'll miss it is if your honse goes on 9th or fail the wit check. Otherwise it would proc most of the time. It even works as an end closer because Goldships will overtake you before late-race
>>549797609Make it 100 otherwise I don't care
>>549796735your 10 clocks, sirthank you for the support :)
How do I level up training facilities in unity?
>>549797708>It even works as an end closer It even works as late surger is what I meant. Though you wouldn't really want to run as a late surger this CM as they have lower accel and speed than End closers.
>>549797658She will shoot the minorities there, I agree
>>549797828it's random, it takes 3-7 trainings to level it
>>549797419if nobody reports it or if it's REALLY good then nothing happens
>>549797680>the two of usWhat did she mean by this?
>>549797116polymarket's on our side, trust the irl gamblers and their infallible degen logics
>>549795072it embodies everything wrong with modern /v/ so no. And I don't mean our uma brothers that try to post about their love of the horse game on /v/, I mean the casual fags that have turned it into slopping up the modern triple A game content wheel.
>>549794795to me
>>549797413another source in ura yes
>>549797918Our heroes..And Special Week.
>>549797828just click the fireballs bwo
>>549797828By levelling up your team of jobbers, mainly by clicking on spirit bubbles.
>>549797921Pretty sure it upgrades according to the stats of the teams
>>549797828pop the bubbles
I'll order some food that will bring luck for my borrow runs.
>>549798009the only reason it got turned into that is because E3 died
>>549797994Why would I bet on horseracing when I could bet on horseracing
>>549797828you level up your teams stats thru unity training when your teams stats raise the team rating and facility levels up based on that stat
>>549797828team stat rank, click on the team and see your ranksS is lvl 5, F is lvl 2, this is why the unity races are important as the topmost give more stats which raise the overall team stats faster giving you faster facility lvls
>>549798042It says rare but it's pretty fucking common in ura to get it
>>549797680Yes>>549797972She wants to see Tamamo as a mother of three some day so she can dote on those kids too
>>549797994Couldn't the insiders who already know who's won make some easy money from this?
>>549797994>>549796735I really hope PS5X wins it just for the chink shitshow that would ensue
>>549798143I got chinese tonight
I'm gonna boil some pasta and slather it in butter and salt, if there isn't a jiggie up by the time I'm back we're gonna have a real problem on our hands
>P5X winscool, some gibs>Uma winsLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549798264yes, it literally happened with the nobel peace prize
Tell me about The Condom Passer, why does she wear the mask?
doritoGOD plays umamusume so it's safe to say we got this win in the bag
why is oguri the gaslighting uma?isn't that seiun sky's thing?
>>549794692I can't wait for Team Canopus to take on the world in CMs.
I want to show T.M. Opera O a really degenerate gacha like NIKKE just to leave her confused. Imagine her expression as I explain to her the mechanics while there's this unfathomably massive ass on the screen just shaking furiously and I just refuse to acknowledge it completely in the long rambles that leave Opera O with no chance of interjecting or leaving.
>>549798359I also had Chinese.
>>549798475Sky just like a bit of trolling but she would never lead someone astray
>>549797994I want to see the normalfags reaction when they see cute horse girls on their normalfag award show
>>549798506I would do this
>>549796821
>>549798419Grim. I'm surprised that that's legal.
>>549798512that's a burger ??
>>549798359I ordered KFC the chink place I like doesn't do delivery.
Wait, you can still get these?
>>549798254Making Tamamo into a mother of 3!
>>549798614uma got kind of mainstream for a hot second there tho
>>549798390add some garlic and chili flake lad
>>549798359>>549798512Chinese Chinese Chinese AUGH
>>549798705It isn't. You have to prove it, though.
>>549798754the hell is a maternity book? info on your baby?
>>549798724Migraine event no longer gives mood down when giving the bad condition tho.
>>549798264>What is Insider TradingYes anon, yes you could, but it's highly illegal.Issue being that I doubt anyone gives a fuck what some schmuck made through gambling on shit like this, much less could anyone be bothered to figure out they knew in advance.
>>549798563*squints eyes intensely*
>>549798851Mexican Mexican M-M-Mexican
>>549795072Got a couple of bros over for it
>>549798850I don't have chili flakes, I'm also too lazy to dice garlic
>>549798512Nice, I hope it came out good>>549798721The place I usually call from went under new management and now their food fucking sucks. I hope this new place is good
>>549798706A Chinese burger. Old family recipe.
>>549798724You can stay with a migraine as long as you don't mood down
>>549798897It still fuckin sucks
>>549795072Going to watch it with some friends and talk shit about it while drinking some beers.Otherwise i wouldn't even touch it with a ten foot pole.
>>549798042>higher power will increase the chanceI've had 600+ power and failed this event, only for the game to say I lacked the power needed. It's not power related.
>>549798359I made a thai dish. Kinda, it called for ground pork but the only thing in my freezer was ground turkey.
>>549798890Its like a guide book for mothers to track/schedule medical stuff and give tips on raising an infant.Its actually a very useful resource for new and not so new parents.
>>549799012And you're talking about this on 4chan?
>chronogenesis made it to my browser's quick action barOh, oh that's bad, last time this happened it was tarkov maps and it took years to wean me off that game
Only 363 skill points left. Professor of Curvature or It's On!. Both with only lvl 1 hint. Kitasan hasn't been kind to me
>>549799321Get POC it procs twice.
>>549799321on what uma?
This is the run
>>549799378person of color?
>Run simulations to figure out 2 and 3>Ace starts under performing and 5 starts winning racesFucking hell
golshi kicking a horse? fucking evil
>>549799296Danchou...
how long till we win the dorito awards?
>chinese, chinese, chinese, thai, asian, chinsehmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder who is behind these posts...
>>549799001Had a really nice chinese place a 2 minute walk away from home, could just call and go pick the food up myself, they were gonna redesign the place initially but management ended up just selling it, really sad stuff, they're spring rolls were fucking awesome
>>549797828Unity training levels your facilities, white and blue bubbles contribute to it, winning unity races is crucial for this too, do unity training the most in the junior year, focus on raising friendship and unity trainingOne unity race you lose will pretty much kill your run because your facilities will be lvl 4 by the senior year no matter what
>>549799378>>549799385Forgot to mention but Rudolf. End Closer.
>gag character is part of emotional pivotal moment of entire seriesman
>>549799285Yes!
>>549799296I'm coping that MANT will be bad enough to finally get me off this game.
>>549799458
>>549799548...May I see the recipe?
>>549799458Indians?
6 days until I'm finally unbricked....
>>549799527Double Jet LOVE!!
https://youtu.be/GySYfno3SL0https://youtu.be/nlb4TeT_ysQBut I like Chinese. They fuel me to do fan runs with their remixes
>>549799458Their food is good.
>>549799296Whats so good about that site anyways (ive never visited it and will never click a link to it i dont trust anyone here)? Also, is chrono genesis herself popular and why? Should I be excited for her to drop in global?
>>549799924Stop asking so many questions.
>Unironic china enjoyerI can barely enjoy quality Hong Kong cinema because of the disgusting language, much less enjoy anime dubbed by those creatures.The only time I was able to accept Chinese is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAuj5uovtQ
>>549799296Please be a danchou and not just some power tripping club officer.
>>549799924I use it a lot to look for borrows, it's really good when you're trying to build your own parentsShe's cute...
There are anons in this thread right now that masturbate to images of fillies.
>>549799527say my name
Tracen (training center)notDatocen (dating center)
>>549799709No.
>>549800090nta but I use it to see myself flatlining in real time
>>549799865I cried everything
chinks gave me the chinkbotter and now i don’t have to spend an hour on dailies everyday
>>549800089Based. I grew up with Jackie Chan films because my parents somehow have ALL his films in legit DVD copies.
>>549799924It keeps track of fan gains on any club. Also it helps find parents and grandparents for your borrowing needs.
>>549799924I use it to stroke my ego and look down on my lesser clubmates.
It takes all kinds to make a club.
>>549799864who will be the next uma to cry
>>549800195
>Special Week fans are all big backs
>>549800130I fap to ai slop all goddamn day, uma is just my break when my dick is in genuine painThe ability to take any noname coomer artist or cosplayer i followed 10 years ago and make them bury their tits in my face is just too much, im literally becoming a human waste of space
>>549800013How many questions should I ask
Know your fucking place, trashIt's a Meek world, you're just living in it
>>549800337
>>549800383>becoming
>>549800089What about Chinese songs sang by the japynese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fjdViO63Hc ?
>>549799527Teio's dogeza to multi propulsor always gets me.
>>549800318Why is it that 95% of the time images like this are posted, its of clubs without quotas?Like the clubs who should ACTUALLY post this arent even in this general
is 845 stamina good with 2 gold recovery skills or I need to buy an extra white recovery skill?
Danchou, my bot broke so I'm going to flatline until I return home from my trip
>>549799527Something totally unexpected. I'd totally dogeza like Teio
>>549800673...You're asking for Scorpio, right?
>>549800631Because those quota clubs don't post on /uma/, they're too busy in their discord.
>>549800673buy the extra one you bum
>>549800531>>549800631It's called "Bait-Posting".
dancho said he's holding a christmas inspection...
>>549799924do you need a reason>>549800673https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/
>>549800769ERP discord
Has the android version been making anyone else's phone reboot randomly while playing these last few days, or am I gonna have to buy myself a new phone for christmas?
>>549800493Please don't bring up Happy Meek
>>549799527>AND WE SEE TWIN TURBO, AND ONLY TWIN TURBO, PASS THE FOURTH CORNER>RICE SHOWER CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE>RICE SHOWER CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE
>>549800631>He recognizes clubs by the last day of their fan gainChrono...
Is everybody making their cafes end closers? Is late surger really that bad this CM ?
>>549794413Mackie?
>>549800806But it's cold. That's not fair...
>>549800874It's a Google thing. Get an iBaby
>>549800983late surger is just end closer without access to straightaway spurt
>no one here knows about the A+ club drama
>>549799924Regarding Chrono herself, she’s pretty popular in JP despite being a relatively recent release this year since she is literally a keiba ojisan (but also super cute and her career story was really really good). Gameplay wise she’s one of the strongest umas right now too. The real horse was very popular too, got voted #1 in the Arima Kinen in 2020 and also won that as well, being the first to break Oguri’s record of highest votes at the time since her Arima run in 1989
>>549800874get a new phone bro...
>>549800874if you're talking about when opening the gacha tab, yes, it makes the game crash (for me, at least)
>>549800782
>>549800874I have an S25 edge and I have yet to encounter that problem
So there's no actual horses in the uma musume world? Were the umas all slaves before vehicles and machinery were invented?
>>549800874i haven't had anything happen like that to my 6 year old phone
>>549799458Aren't Chinese and Italian the 2 highest rated national cuisines in the world? Not really surprising then.
Paizuri doesn't count as sex, right?
>>549800949>the strongest uma players go to discord >the uma OC creators go to twitterWhat is /uma/ even good for...
>>549800983Yes.Also, by end closing you delay your ult as much as you can.>tfw highlander+spurt+NSM+chasing after you proc at the same timeInstawin.
>>549800983it's not as pronounced a difference as sloptubers made it out to be but there is a difference
>>549800874I've never had my phone crash like that lmao, and it's an old Samsung S10. The battery is shot to shit alright, but it never restarts on it's own, except when an update asked for it in advance.
the sex gameplay isn't the worst but could be better
>>549801186_____.
>Riko turns up in early January classic yearDo I abandon the run?
>>549800874people play this on mobile???
>>549801051And nobody cares, shitposter kun.
>>549801225sick UI. where can i play sex with nature?
>>549801225what is this
>>549800983End Closers can accelerate faster, are faster, and have more max speed. There's no reason to go late surger when you can end closer.
Can someone explain what carry-over speed means?
>>549801186>"What is /uma/ even good for...">almond eye imageanon.
>>549801156https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#Summary>Chinese Mainland 3>Hong Kong and Macau 9Combining them doesn't even put them in the top 5.
>>549801260You're only missing out in like 10 stamina, chill.
More like victory deprived lmao
>>549801225>Physical Info [Penis]anon?
>>549801450activating a velocity skill just before acceleration phase starts, so that you start your acceleration at a higher speed
>>549801462Post THAT mare
>>549801225>randomly browse f95>vn slop here, vn slop there>random fucking HTML based ""porn games"" left right and centerfuck me there is nothing more boring to me than those. I'm all for text in my porn, but I also need my visuals and not just some random slop to fill things out a bit.
>>549801186but we have 2 top 100 clubs bwo
I dont think i have seen a pace win. Is there any reason to not just run 3 ends?
>>54980151520 rather
>>549801450https://youtu.be/Vr7ml7Ixo5s?t=267
>>549801573does that mean you accelerate into a faster top speed? or you just get to your topspeed slightly faster
>>54980151520 stamina, 13 guts, and Sympathy. I got long S in the inspiration but I'm still on the fence about abandoning this one
>>549801639Because then a Pace wins.
>>549801341>>549801352search the previous threads for erauma, link to the git and instructions on installing should be there>>549801567yes?
>>5498016398 ends 1 pace, pace wins.1 oonigger, pace wins.Multiple fronts (lol), pace wins.There is plenty of scenarios for a pace to shine. Also, you need someone to proc NSM off if you're ahead of the pack.
>>549801668>you just get to your topspeed slightly fasterthis
>>549791636I dont want 3k caratsI want 200 free pulls on Tamamo Cross
>>549801093Truly, a joke that will never age.
>>549801765This is cool but I'd rather just make a NN goonbot on chub or something, that looks complicated
>>549801685bwo... you aren't actually taking sympathy are you......
>>549801823OY NEIGH
>>549801786>8 ends 1 pace, pace wins.you forgot this
>>549801225>[Big Breasts][Lactating]
>>549801450speed skill activates just before the final spurt & into the final spurt, which allows you to accelerate to your max speed faster during final spurt
does getting S distance ever become less AIDS or less impactful
>>549801862I do it for my fellow umadacchis
What races do you run for a Doto and Digitan run? I can't seem to level their ults in time
>>549801450instead of having to go from 0 to 10you go from 1 to 10so its faster
>>549800839I don't get why speed and power negatively affect stamina, wtf?1200 power requires more stamina than 800 power, but why?
This game is fucking dogshit
>>549801981It's insane how I never once proc'd it during CM5 the days after getting in A groups. I run my spare trainee with sympathy. So that's already 3
>>549802097doto always satsuki and derby, then arima typically
>>549802097unique levels don't have much impact
>>549801590eh, era games are pretty good to me but I like seeing numbers getting bigger>>549801859>that looks complicatednot really, if you are capable of reading you should manage
>People expecting a mid summer release to beat the newest chink slop
hmm yes excellent natie gameplay
>>549801618The argument is that those 2 clubs dont even post here and just chat on discord
>>549801450>enter late race going 50 mph>accel takes you from 50 to 100mph>enter late race going 70 mph>accel only has to take you from 70 to 100mph
>>549802115Because more power = you are at top speed faster = you are at top speed longer = you consume more stamina in total
When will Cygames admit the truth?
>>549802131Maybe the monkey pulling the lever (and not the machine) is the true dogshit.
>>549802143You are mean for saying that
>>549802158They don't? Oh.>>549802143Thanks
>>549802140One day another trainer will have full sympathy stacks and his umas and mine will run off into the sunset together, leaving the other slowpokes sobbing and regretting their choice of trainer.
441 pieces, rotation, no edgeshttps://jiggie.fun/wahey>>549802115>Why does a higher max velocity consume more stamina?>Why does getting to that velocity faster consume more stamina?One can only wonder
>>549793160Air Jihad has struck the pentagon>>549793257that's what happens when you're made of high gloss chocolate
>>549802423You only level uniques for TT, or if you're chasing S-rank. for CMs they don't really matter that much.
she sometimes speaks nanbu-ben, a dialect in northern japan.
>>549802569Yeppers
>>549802569SAY IT AIN'T SO!
>>549800839this spreadsheet is too primitive. you'd have to be stupid to think that you can just completely ignore the details of a track, put in nothing but a distance, and get an accurate estimate.
>>549802115Anon, try walking fast and try running.Which one makes you get tired faster?
>>549802621Yep...pers?
>>549802264I can't believe I didn't know stamina drains faster with higher velocityI hadn't used calculators before though
>>549802431we can only dream, brother
>>549802115go outside and run, then do it again but run faster, you will be more tired
>>549802569
>>549802621>>549802668Yeppers
>>549802385???
>>549800932She's running like a fugitive!We don't know how far ahead she is.THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE UP!TOKAI TEIO!*slam*
oh, you can make them run in races with sex toys and there are even exclusive skills for that
>>549800673>>549802641https://kachi-dev.github.io/umasim-en/race/ or the linked on page new sim
>>549798390(me)>>549802456lucky fuck, I just finished making my pasta
>>549801260I definitely should have abandoned the run. It's not so much the loss of stats, but the fact that Riko failed to show up despite being green in pre-debut was a clear indicator that this was a bad career seed. I went on to fail two <5% trainings, lose a unity race at full double circles, and job in main races to umas with less than half of may stats. I've played too much of this game and by now I instinctively know when a run has a bad seed.
>>549802621>>549802668>>549802731
My Cafe doesn't have Spurt but Goldship is the only one who will win anyway. I give up
>>549802664>>549802456>>549802706>leobvious real world logic is obviousit's a question of game mechanics, what is implemented or notbros, I can't believe my suzuka isn't tripping and breaking her leg midrace, wtf????
Dawn of the final day...CM is almost here...
Let's see so to get a successful run you need>getting the S on distance>getting the support cards to trigger their events for the gold skill you need>getting Riko to show up early and not senior year>being able to click on the correct circles and be able to defeat Riko's team>getting to ura finale and beat Little Cocoon and Bitter Glass>making sure your uma has the right stats for the competitionWill mant be better?
>>549802751Uma musume? Gameplay?
>>549802304Who are these cute new umas? I've never seen them before
So to be clear, Unity Cup is better for training actual competitors and Ura Finale is better for parents and other challenges like (30 races won in a career), right?'>>549802982Is there really gameplay here?
>>549802982Yes! and text gameplay
>>549802957I heard a rumor that MANT is one of, if not the least RNG prone scenarios.
>>549802957MANT will be the final dawn if the userbase is already dying because of long CM
>>549802957No, MANT is the same but it will be less random.
>>549802957truenot a problem 90% of the time, especially if you run a palsomewhat trueskill issueskill issueskill issue
>>549802982yes!
>>549802385That's what I do for Doto. What, you want to avoid the mean Opera O/Ayabe and do a bunch of wimpy G2s?
Barely made it
>>549802239i too have been following erauma
Evens: Last minute fix my 3rd Libra aceOdds: Start on Scorpio
>>549802237>expecting either to win when a persona game is in the running and journos get 90% of the vote weighting
>>549803080You can train parents in unity, and it might be easier to hit stat requirements in unity, but the ura spark is better.
>>549802569Golly wilakers! How 'm I sp'osed to 'nderstand what sh's sayin'?
what song plays during cinderella gray oguri unique?
>>549803161>wit highest stat>722stam with 1 goldnice glue you got there
>3rd acenigga I only have one ace and she's kinda witlet
>>549803201I once had Creek start her chain in Senior November and finish it.
>>549803352it's early april classic year...
>>549800318I recognize my color
>>549802946can't wait for "don't queue" memes and then the 5-wins round one screenshots, and the finals "don't reply to me unless you have X platinum titles" memes, gonna be great
>>549803419It's okay, only Golshi matters anyway
>>549803454OH SHIT, I didn't see thatkeep it up, champ!
>>549803478Kachow...
Spe-chan...
what a fucking garbage runfail a +40 stam last turn on 3% after creek fucked off all careerholy staminalet
>>549803161Surely you won't end Nice Nature's racing career with a pregnancy right
I have no idea how to win G1s consistently with Mayano. Does she have a hidden mood meter where she says fuck your run randomly?
>>549803243Life is pain.I am just flopping at training Umas lately, I got 11K plusses early on but now I'm doing <10K max.
Mayano Drop Tables
>Late year 2>Few rainbows>Re-check cards>Half have 0 starting friendship
Wet ass uma pussy
>>549803612how the fuck do non-g1 umas survive outside of tracen? g1 umas have winnings and fame to sustain their caloric intake, but shitter umas must be going through hundreds of dollars worth of food a day
>>549803654This is why I take full stamina spark and pray to get lucky with power chevrons
>>549803201Same but didn't make it
>>549803702you need to keep her cum meter full
>>549803730SSR brian was a gaslight
okay fine danchou I'll do some fan runs during the game awards
>>549803749Elaborate further
>>549803763
>>549803201why did you steal my sc
>>549803690I am pretty sure (given this in game hint) that if a pregnancy makes you unable to participate in a goal race you fail the career of that uma but I need to confirm this
>>549803960
>>549802915What the fuck kind of explanation are you expecting then? Why does it work that way? Because they programmed it that way.
If you ran Natie as an end closer with no aptitude sparks, she will still have the same chance to fire her debuffs, but she will keep failing positioning checks and slide behind all the other end closers..
>>549803201>>549803851I hate that little whore raisu so fucking much.Where does she get off, bricking runs for REAL umas??? She should know her place.
Let's go gambling!
>>549803797I think it's just Special Week and Oguri who eat an absurd amount, isn't it? The others eat a lot, but nothing like those two.
>>549803868Kind of a weak gaslight since there isnt much else to use club points on and even B club people will have enough time to SSR suzuka
>>549796735I think they should implement carryover pity not this jewish crap
>>549804170Aw dang it
>>549802230feed me a few keywords...
>>549803868It performs better than MLB SR Flash and has more relevant skill hints for pace. I don't have a usable kita or riko so my options are limited.
I need to write a report for tomorrow but I've been procrastinating all day posting on /uma/ and doing parent runs.
>>549803797Non G1 winning umas like Sounds of Earth and Curren Bouquetd’or had total career earnings higher than a lot of Umas that have won some G1s hilariously enough
>>549804139just say "top speed drains more stamina"why do you have to go "googoogaagaa wetard-kun~~~"
>>549804329>not even don't overdo ityou still won 2bh
>>549803797>Nice Nature won more prize money overall than Tokai Teio
>>549804365Say goodbye, close the thread, and open your report.
How long till uma win announcement?
>>549804365
>>549800769>>549802250Neither S Club has a Discord. No /vg/ clubs in general have discord.Here is “posting in the general” to satisfy your “bring attention to yourself” quota anon! Club report? Uhh it’s looking really crazy in the top 30 range? Yeah!. That definitely needed said! There you go anon. Enjoy that incredible bit of news posted exclusively for you. Oh, more? Uhh. . . umm, maybe we’ll win the game awards and get celebratory carats! Yeah! Okay, Love you bye
>250 word essay due tomorrow but I still have to finish training cm aces
>>549803797You don’t need to be a G1 winner to earn a lot of prize money and be popular
>>549801765>"unzip erauma to a folder">erauma zip asks me for a password>no mention of a password on the tl page or the main pageok
>>549804354search for "open wide for a spoonful">>549804610the password is "era"
>3DPD
>>549804572Your Sweepy?
>>549804546The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
>>549804572>word quota in essays inflated by 50ngmi
>>549804546Hey /uma/ can spend 250 posts a day on a B club like mambo im sure the clubs who actually play the game a lot have stuff to talk about
>Me and my favorite Umamusume
>>549802957you don't need those if you swipe :D
>>549804885or they prefer to stay as anonymous posters on an anonymous imageboard and not poison the well.
>>549804701That better be a man.
>>549804916
AAIIIIIEEEEEEE! AKIKAWA BAN THESE INTERLOPERS FROM FUCKING ME ON THE MILE URA I BEG YOU
>black brown yuri faggot homo lobo
>My Long CM Golshi ace is probably a good Medium grandparent
>>549804995stupid greedy special week save some hamburg steak for everyone else
>>549804995She took the leftovers and made a burger, just like all the other good Americans studying abroad at Tracen.
>>549804885I post here a lot but never about my S rank circle, cause there's no reason to shitpost about itI just say ohaio, donate shoes and run 10 cafe campaigns a day
>>549804365King is so cute.
AHHH BEEN DOING NOTHING ALL DAY BUT THAT'S FINE BECAUSE TOMORROW IS FUN DAY DEFINITELY
So...how are parent runs in MANT?
>>549805009>N°6 favholy glue
>>549805009>Beat by Symboli Rudolf on the milenigga she cant even beat the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup (fuck the Saudi Arabia RC all my homies hate the Saudi Arabia RC)what is you doin
When do we get more borrow runs
>>549804572>50 word essay due in a week but i have to do fan runs
>>549804995Cute!
Are we gonna win Geoff Keighleys Videogame Olympics?
Downright impossible to find an active club.No, I don't want to join clubs from this board, you fucking weirdos.
>>549805353
>>549805353>you fucking weirdos.
I kidnapped 6 practice partners that are decently strong but that my own Libra aces do well against. Instead of diversifying my practice opponents, I just keep racing against the same 6 and gaslighting myself that Libra's going to turn out just fine.
>>549805353Kill yourself
>>549805353then why are you bitching here
OGURI FAT
>>549805434I don't remember posting this
jaiwdjw! jawjdawd? kesg ioesg! mwadjawjkd! jawjdauwdjwaudjauwajdu... :) !
OGURI FAP
>>549805353Your loss, I am in one of the comfiest of /uma/clubs
>>549804572ChatGPT ruined this joke...
>>549805353being in a club is literally just requesting and gifting shoesyou don't need to interact at all, I haven't used the chat a single timeyou're the weirdo
>>549805614I haven't masturbated to Oguri in a while come to think of it
>>549805612faruko does say this
>>549805646>cheatingnot only are you a brown mongo but he is going to fail harder than if he rushed it by hand now
>>549805647That's the problem, there needs ot be another dumbass beside me to bother trading in the first place.
Oguri is sexy
For every bad run I do, I will do 5 fan runs after to affix my luck
>>549805647ok but think of who you're trading shoes with
>>549798475this is a cute webm, is it from something else like umayon or original?
>>549794837I started a Cafe run with end B and as soon as I noticed it, I gave up after the pink spark didn't land during classic yearI've been playing sc bw since then, just finished zerg 5I want to replay it just to see how much I can fuck over the bases in 6 minutes
>>549805685Judging by the uma's posted in this thread she has fierce completion for faps
I don't think we're winning TGA
hmmm
>>549805849have you thought about the fact that you're breathing the same air and looking at the same moon as them? that's wild
>>549805849Hey, I see post in that screenshot
My Teio keeps sexually harassing me. Is this normal?
>>549801765Made it work, thanks.>>549804610>he can't decipher where it says the password on the chink readmeYour kung fu is weak, I hope you don't play modded Japanese games.
>>549798475What are you talking about? Seiun IS the gaslighting uma. Why would that be associated with oguri cap?
>>549806003cute city will make my boyfriend vodka SUPER MEGA CUTE!
>>549805849Pathetic, my clubmates masturbate to Oguri daily.
>>549805792It's not cheating -— it's prompt engineering at its finest
>>549804885Because quota clubs' dancho actually follows their own rules unlike some dancho who'll bend their own rules to save their own club kitten
She needs correction
>>549806003prettying up tomboys will always be cute and kino
What's anal sex with umadol like
>>549805685https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5488805
>>549806157I told you to never post this again.
did they HECKING buff 3 star spark rates?i JUST got 1 speed and 1 stam 3 stars while barely playing this week
>>549804885>mambo>B club
>>549806016Is she your trainee?Then yes.If she isnt your trainee then notify tazuna.She will assist you with the forms to start a racing team.
>>549805849If they don’t even sniff the shoes, is it even worth giving them?
>>549805849>yuuuuuuuuuuuck :( anon-chan gave me the ick
uma masume game of the year?
>>549806162>blackkys
>>549806239luck, still 5-6% on most runs at 600 unless you're pumping stats then it goes to 10%
Bros, I've abandoned 9 careers today...
>>549806162Never reply to me ever again.
Are Umadols supposed to be this slutty?
>>549806383Anon....the fans.....danchou.....
>>549806157After your last post I took a comprehensive survey by asking random people on the street, and 70% of them said that they had a positive experience during the most recent time they had anal sex with smart falcon and would happily recommend her services to a friend or three.
i am confused by late surgers with zero power growth bonuswhat the fuck are you doing
>>549806336an averaged-sized person meal
>>549806383danchou's not going to be happy...
We should know who wins the mobile game award soon, as it's announced pretty early in the show.
I'm things
>>549806572*average sized American
>>549806572Doable if it's just the food. It's the drinks that would make this impossible.
Would you this hag?
>>549806496>>549806584I've had the worst run of bad luck imaginable. Danchou will understand.
>>549806735yes i would
>>549806631Haha torena you're banging my daughter
>>549806572the drinks are the worst part desu, drinks are the dominator in pigout eating.
>>549806719The drinks would absolutely murder you one way or another.
Which way?
>>549806162Oguri black
how many carats will we getto?
>>549806625I know it's not gonna be us but I think it's the only game that honestly deserves it.
https://poal.me/s2mf6xhttps://poal.me/s2mf6xhttps://poal.me/s2mf6x
>>549806856Left
>>549806572T-that's a lie, right? I wouldn't be able to finish more than a third of it.
>>549806572Going to be real, the drinks are the worst part of this meal. Most people fail to realize that drinks are truly what fattens you up, especially carbonated drinks with loads of artificial sugar in them.
MLB air shakur for everynyan!
>>549806856tightest lightning
>>549806572Take out the drinks and I could do it. American for what it's worth.
I'm not interested in shitty art that shows some naked uma getting railed. I actually _prefer_ art that stays within the guidelines.
>>549806856I'm considering that Tamachan, but I don't think I'll be able to afford both this and her watch, and the watch is more practical.Also I like that one better, feels more dynamic, even if a bit lower quality.
>>549807105based
>>549806572He said that's a SMALL MEAL for and average person anon...
>>549807198Or perhaps this one.
>>549807105Welcome to the softcore club
>>549807294holy sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex AHHHHHH
>>549806572would probably tap out after 2 burgers and a fry.
>>549807105oguri plap (as in sex)
>>549806856I'm hoping I can buy this when I'm ober in Japan
>>549807639no one said anything about dober
>>549807105desu I don't really care about art, I like doujin but uma only has one guy making them
>>549807294wait a second....that pool....
I'm the only one that rails my favorite uma, this is canon by the way
>>549806157>A DirtPros: naturally lubricated, Falco is used to it so it doesn't hurt for herCons: dirty
>>549806892If you care about your trainee's wellbeing you won't expose them to possible fecal incontinence issues from excessive anal sex
>>549805986If Persona wins you know these fucks never played
>>549807464Where's the JRA stamp of approval in these... Shouldn't a share of the profits go to them
>>549807802Will never look at Turf and Dirt sparks the same again…
Is straight descent good in Libra
>>549807763no... not the gangbangs
>AND THE WINRAR IS...>OOMAHMOOSOOMAY PREEDY DERBY!!!!!
How long until Twin Turbo is in EN?
getting attacked by burger umas
>>549808020What time is the winner expected to be announced?
who are youhow did you find mewhy should I add you
>>549806572I could do this but I weight 100 kg
>>549806572Before ending up with my digestive system completely obliterated I could've handled the food without issue.
>>549807828who said my trainee is an umadol? i will anal rape them and don't have to care for themt. ojisan
>>549808153You don't need to follow people back bwo...
>>549808153Bwo probably looked through the clublist and hit apply on any clubs with slots openDon't be too hard on him, he seems a little slow (retarded)
>>549808153they just want to borrow your parent/support card
I only have 27k carats with LB3 super creek. I don’t think I can get a MLB kitasan black in 27k carats.Should I save for speed NTR, because I’ll get more pulls and NTR banner has free pulls?
>>549808146Should be early in the stream if we go by categories.
>>549808153Let's have fun!
>>549808060Being a trainer at an american uma academy must hit different
>>549808360dont fall for ntr fuku gaslight plz
Follower count /uma/?
>>549808360I need the Topro card because I plan on rolling on the Mambo/kita banner.
>>549806572tbf after eating a 20 nugget box (the last time I did this was pre-coof, im not a complete glutton) I couldn't eat much more on top of thatso that and maybe the single decker burgerafter that I'd be done
>>549808491What’s wrong with NTR (heh)?
you chinkbot cheaters better have botted the game awards
That's as good as it's gonna get for the CM I think, Sundayman finally released me
>>549808360did you spark mlb ssr riko? that had free pulls toojust get the fucking kitasan
>>549808719they didon wuwa
>>549808727>running power ticket
>>549807731...
>>549808528I have _28__ followers
>>549808928=)
>>549806886I think we have a fair chance, really the main determinant to us not winning is the gameplay.
>>549808360get both
>>5498085282. I think one of them is from here.
>>549808528I have 174 followers
>>549809129Slut.
>>549806886I think we deserve it just because umamusume went beyond being a game and turned into a wider cultural phenomenon, but this was my same reasoning for Balatro being GOTY last year and see how that wentI still think we got robbed because it was playstation's whatever fuckaversary
>>54980852894, but I'm mutuals with almost everyone in my club.
>>549808528It's stagnated and I barely get any borrows anymore
>>549809065https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87433418/artworks
>>549809065soulful
>>549809358>>549809358>>549809358>>549809358>>549809358
>>549808528132. I gained like a hundred follower this CM because of a Rudolf sparks I got from Virgo cup.The sparks white sparks weren't even that good just the 18* stam
>>549809371what's your current borrow
>>549808867
>>549808360grab the $7 monthly you'll be about 10 pulls short HOWEVER you will place finals in CM and get 3-5 tickets
>>549809171It was over 200. I got a lot during the last mile CM, I have a very good fuji for borrow
>>549809253Balatro was fun, I liked it but none of my friends cared much for it.
>>549808153>randomly shaming followersRude
>>549808528243, but I did purge some people that haven't logged in for over 100 days recently>>549808847all body all ghost is a kino skill and the potential slick surge hint is nice toodw I used my raisu card for maestro as well
>>549809431>GAME OVER
>>549809429You just want to dox me, don't you anon? >Image limitBut I'm safe! Hah! I get regular borrows during mile CMs when I can put up my 8* mile Oguri with 8* mixed blues and good whites. I'm experimenting a bit right now with setting different star uma to see if anything gets borrowed. Just switched to a med/turf hybrid with some spurt+stan sparks among other things.
WE WON THE SLOP AWARD
WE WON BROS WE DID IT
I don't even know what these awards are is this like the Oscars or something all I know is that the main thread is unusable
>>549801668It's just acceleration with extra steps.
