Portable Self-Cleaning Onahole Edition>Upcoming ServersSeason of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC) Dec. 19thCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC) Jan. 3rd>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous thread>>549631786
Sex with gnomes!
>>549867256>Portable Self-Cleaning OnaholeI prefer the term "gnomahole."
Shota human priest. 7ft long tall futa Draenei warrior. You do the math.
>>549867858I'm doing the math
>>549867858math checks outOP is gay(You) have an axewound
>>549867858Futa is shit.
>Human plows undead female so hard that her barely-connected limbs start falling apart
>>549868929I did this as a Human Paladin in a Scarlet guild. Shit was so hot.
Eight more sleeps 'til Season of the Crusade.
>>549868765No, scat is shit, futa is cock
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?
>>549870154Oh you.
>>549870225Tandrok for being a faildom.
>>549872142>Tandrok is a faildom.There’s an entire guild of anons who disagree with that.
>>549870225This isn’t funny anymore, Tandrok. It’s time to move on with your life.
>>549869107join bbc+ do it to my rogue........
>>549872142What’s a faildom?
>>549866129Theres plenty of good anon players that regularly clear k40 on turtle but they were either driven out or were wise enough not to join an anon guild.I know of atleast 5 of such players that are still playing, there is probably more.The issue aren't the numbers of available anons, the issue is convincing these anons to play with the anon guild.From what I have seen these guilds are plagued with horrible or no real leadership.Atleast the amber guild is smart enough to accept pugs if theyre down in numbers which FMC refused to do, having the guild die instead for whatever reason.
>>549873329Some guy who tries to be a dom even though he's a 150 cm tall pajeet irl and thus has no experience dominating anything and makes it very obvious when he tries to dom in downright comedic ways so your bussy gets dryer than the sahara.
>>549873374As one of the five the issue was bad anons pushing good anons away from anon guilds. I could tolerate bad play but the bad behavior of others in game and in thread was where I drew the line.
>>549873840What’s a dom and what’s a bussy?
We can't have good things when half the guild bottom DPSs
I'd literally play Turtle WoW if they'd just unban my account. TinyFin banned me for no good reason. I've talked to the now staff and all they say is I broke the rules, yet don't tell me what rule I broke. No I never killed the Traitor on TurtleWoW. All good though Wallcraft is coming out and gonna crush Turtle WoW. I've already paid for Kazumok's plans trip so he can go raps Shenna
>>549875224I don’t know who you are, but you seem like someone who should be banned.
>>549875224I literally saw a guy named ngor on ambershire not that long ago lolhttps://turtle-wow.org/armory/Ambershire/Ngor
>>549873329>>549874506He’s talking about being a faggot and making men’s buttholes moist which you’d think a pajeet would be good at since their food gives you diarrhea if you’re dumb enough to eat it but guess it’s not the case here.It’s all retard gay shit.
>>549873374>Atleast the amber guild is smart enough to accept pugs if theyre down in numbers which FMC refused to do, having the guild die instead for whatever reason.Anons wanted to see how far they could get with an anon only guild. The answer was clearing Spider Wing of Naxx was the limit. Personally I never cared that much about raiding or getting gear. If I did I would have joined a raiding guild. I just had fun playing with other anons until it was over.>>549874398There definitely were some bad apples. Sorry to hear they spoiled it for you.
>>549875224Ngor more like Nigor
>>549875224>Ngor
>>549875224Sad thing is only a handful of anons here remember Ngor
>>549877627I never joined FMC or raided with them. Why would I do that when I constantly read about drama and shit from that guild here?
>>549867256post full pic
>>549870225is this on BBC?
>>549879827you're on a bbc
>>549867256>Portable Self-Cleaning Onahole Edition
any good servers? i just got fresh out.
Any bad servers? I'm only allowed to play on objectively bad servers while in the pen.
>>549883062turtle
>>549878924Why indeed.Personally I had fun.
uh oh green geared rogue melty
>>549884096reported for anti semitic remarks
>>549884096to be honest healers do ruin bgsat some point it just becomes an exercise in how many healers can one stack for their team
>server flops>just try againthat's the crusader-storm specialat least clearing karazhan was fun as fuck, shame it died but jay is so easily butthurt that anyone could topple it with a good scolding over how he's bad at running and advertising his server>he doesn't know about the christian snu-snu roleplay
>>549884334any good servers? I want to play with my friends from 4chan.
>>549884928i would say turtle but it's pretty dead right now.
>>549884334Warriors/Shaman charge in and blow up any healer but paladins, it's not very complicated
>>549885183right, I forgot that was turtle in the picturelater expansions give healer the ability to kite/tank half of the battleground
>>549884652he is already seething on r*ddit
>>549884652>>549885523is he wrong though?
>>549885883Yes.
>>549885392>later expansions give healer the ability to kite/tank half of the battlegroundBecause retards wouldn't peel for me. Of course IM going to play monk and just self peel.
>>549884652I met CC, he was very autistic and had like 8 chars at 70 all in different accounts...
>>549886170why would you ever have your max levels on the same account if you can just make unlimited accounts.
>>5498864722-3 accounts are easier to manage than 10 and most people don't make that many people on older expansions where leveling takes time
>>549885523he was just tired last time brossurely it'll be good this time around>>549886170he also had a tendency to get mad when he felt forced to play another character even when no one asked him to which was very odd
does rogue suck in bbc or is it just me?
>>549887185in pve yesin pvp no
>>549887214how do I git gud in pvp?
>>549886704It's really not that hard to manage multiple accounts unless you're very unorganized or aren't using any software to autologin. He just really likes TBC also being honest with 8 accounts he could have just leveled 1 mage and boosted himself on the others or something. even if dungeon boosting or aoe farming got the nerf he'd just need 1 gear'd character on follow and it would turn all of wow leveling into essentially him just watching movies on the other screen.
>>549886932>literally begging for people to shill his shit servergrim
I can't find the rest of my screenshots, it's over
>>549886932I don't wanna play stock TBC
bonus crusader storm memes
>traded out Sylma and Schizokino for Elaynna and RackbrideUpgrade or downgrade?
>>549886932>Release a stock TBC server with very minimal QoL when Anni TBC is literally around the corner and will siphon 98% of your playerbaseiq?
>>549888217
>>549888029what was this in response to?
>>549878616your sources are outdated
>>549886932Bad sign, he's losing passion. I've seen it before with epoch.
>>549888342I checked the full screenshot and I can't remember. Likely just the boys getting rowdy in world chat.
we have to do better.
>>549888445didn't he cook pizza on v or tv a few months back
>>549888445We have to be fatter men.
Reminder that Flag is late 30's early 40's still acting like a faggot
>>549888217he was so real for this
Lonely...
Overlooked...
faggot
Does anyone want to level together on turtle for a bit...
>>549895443I'm never able to make it out of the nelf starting zone...
>>549895505lets change that!!
Turtle getting hacked AGAIN and the hacker is teleporting HC players to blackrock mountain to kill them KEK
bros what's going on?
Apparently a GM is teleporting any hardcores in stormwind right into the BRD lava kek
>>549896170homosexuals do go to hell it seems
Shenna crashing out her assets got frozen
The FRESHEST of FRESH is almost here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LSOx0cffWM YOU will JOIN US, on December 19!
>>549896170This would have never happened on pochie...
uh oh melty
>>549896170Holy based, cleaning the server of the hc desease.
>>549896170oh waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbas
>>549896416>server called anarchy>telling me what to do
>death cult starting on top of org bankgod I love the hordde
they got him...
>>549897650rip in piss you won't be missed
>>549897839rofl wow
>>549897839uh oh stinkie
should i walk into stormwind and toggle my hardcore title
>shenna is losing itoh my
>>549898158>AkalixAbout to be castrated, force femmed and turned into a californian black gang member PERMANENT cracker cock toilet>Shenna AKA TroontaDeported via RICO, sent directly to Guantanamo bay to be PERMA blacked by the guards>CroggeDeported via RICO directly to chicongo to be raped to death by feral negroesAMERICA ALWAYS WINS BBY!!
=
>>549898482lf mage
Would you look at that, the commie cuckold playing damage control for shenna.
>>549898883Convenient because they don't restore HCs who die to bugs.
>>549898883people were also getting ported in the zg arena, and he's also saying the lawsuit was dismissed entirely
the classic bug of... getting teleported to BRD and dying.nobody is buying this right?
>>549899130>retard GM get phished>IT'S A BUG OKAY GOY IT'S A BUG
Goatkuna is saving the day
>>549900310Amazing
>>549899130Teleported to the deepest part of the lava from random spot. (I was tped from Stormwind, and then teleported to the same spot when trying to escape from Blackrock). I think there's a GM command that summons someone from a specific range to you, so that range must've been far enough to grab people from Ironforge and Stormwind.
STREAMERJEW DEFENSE FORCE, ROLL OUT!
>>549900462Yes there's a GM command that basically ports everyone within a large radius of you to where ever.
>>549900660the gm was doing it one by one and he talked in world chat about it
>>549892117i'm 26 actually
>>549900873Post a screencap
>>549900873No, tons of people were summoned to the bottom of lava at the same time. How do you do that one by one you retard?
>>549900310so based
>>549867858You are projecting your fetishes tranny. Admit it, youre a guy that wants to fuck little boys and use the wow fantasy to try and justify it. Kys pedo faggot we used to kill your disgusting kind on the spot. Your day is coming
>>549901557He’s just making shit up. Like you said they were ported in massive groups and no GM said a damn thing
This "bug" happened yesterday on the china servers too. If it was a "bug" they would have shut all the servers down and investigated. This is all just a clown show to hide the fact that their retarded GMs got their passwords stolen AGAIN.
>>549895505come back anon...
>>549897839Looks like Evil is raiding early this week
>applied a hotfix where we reset the GMs passwords
>>5498984032 more weeks
>>549907156Guh....
>>549907364lmfaoretail chads won, only on a private server would you have to deal with this bullshit
>>549907364wtf is this real?
>>549907364It was just a bug bro. Just a bug. Stop spreading conspiracy theories bro. It's just a bug. Who cares if that makes no sense? It was just a bug bro.
>>549907834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COG2o5ZGUwMTurning people HC is something new, I don't think that was real.
>>549907930>rogue GMRetard, clearly the GM was a mage if he was able to teleport people
>>549907156I wonder what happened next
With all due respect, you got no fucking idea what it takes to be a janitor.
>>549907481>only on a private server would you have to deal with this bullshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg4cSjmePo>13 years agodamn
>>549907481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKz2ADJ3Mrs
>>549908024>[Vesra]: ITS ANUDDA SHOAH!
>>549907481Two very different games, if anything compare it to HC classic, and it has it's own share of problems where people die to server dcs, bugs, etc. And only on a Blizzard server people would be doin janny work and killing bots while Blizzard doesn't give a shit that their servers are infested.
All I can say is this is exactly why I play on Project Epoch and avoid Turtle at all cost. This would never happen on Project Epoch.
>conspiracytards thinking its a GMits a bug, retardsyou people are so fucking stupidlet me guess, you also think rabbis suck baby dick
>>549909103I know you're making fun of it, but I still miss pochie.
>>549907930>HC characters start getting teleported into lava and dying>ERMM YOU THINK ITS A ROGUE GM ARE YOU LIKE UNHINGED OR SOMETHING
>>549907364>he turns people into HC chars>and kills emnow that's just diabolical
>>549909760
>>549907364holy shit. pochie pals, we winnned!
i for one am glad that project epoch is over, i was getting gummy shill vibes from epoch fags
Finally leveling up in pochie now that everyone says it's dead. Gurubashi is comfy, no fighting anyone for quest tags or herbs. The quest design is really good too. What zones should I check out while I still have time, /wpsg/? Any favorites?
>People praise and worship classic for the buggy jank stuff that happens>The second it bugs out and kills people randomly people complain even if it doesn't matterDo classic people just not know what they want?
>NOOO THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN VANILLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2QA4iF_VMsexplain this
>>549911189A warlock summoning players into lava is not the same as 200 players getting GM teleported to the bottom of the lava lake, specifically in the deepest spot.
>>549910306Alliance or horde?
>>549911608>GMconspiracybrained loser, get a life incel
spreading conspiracies about turtle won't bring people back to poch btw
>>549867256POST THE FULL PICTURE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT OP
>>549911639I switch periodically between playing either faction, but Alliance is what I'm working on right now
>>549912124I found new quests in every zone I played. My favourite on Epoch is The Hinterlands on Alliance, a lot of new quests and good rewards. Some others I loved questing in are Loch Modan, Duskwood, Badlands, Arathi was kinda weird but still worth checking, Burning steppes got a very nice questing hub (pic related). Pick some proofessions, Blacksmithing was awesome, I'm sure the others are nice too.
>>>/r/turtlewow/comments/1pkxegq/hacked/lol
>>549913645bye bye conspiracyfag
>>549913645>>549914050i saw 3 or 4 posts about it get deletedthere is no lava in ba sing se
>>549913645Don't care incel, we're still playing turtle
>tfw a turtle and warmane gigachadthe redditman fears me
>lots of HC chars die>4chan is angry at thishuh?
>completely your choice to pick hardcore>cry when you diewhat a bunch of babies lol
i just wanted to chill on epoch... why is the world so unfair?
>>549915338we can pochie together...
devs already confirmed they are reviving all the HC characters
>>549915530but its a bug, why would they restore themwhat a joke
>>549910306>What zones should I check out while I still have timeWhat's going to happen to you?
Turtle lost.
>>549916283my wife is pregnant.
>>549915530quite peculiar
>willing to lie about a GM's account being compromisedwhy
>play HC>die >character restored by GMsJust like streamers on Blizzard's HC!
does this even pass as bait
>>549900873>no video evidence in the current age.didn't happen, people just retarded and can't cope that they died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COG2o5ZGUwM
>>549918649It's AI. Fake.
Anti Turtle Shills are pissing their pants over a single bug.Meanwhile ePOO had a billion bugs!
>>549920167>bugThe GM literally messaged me "haha I made your character hardcore even though it previously wasn't and teleported it into lava!!! hahahahaha!!! back to dun morogh bozo!!"
>>549920167Least obsessed turtle faggot, reminds me of /wowg/ fags obsessed with xiv, but this is worse because nobody plays epoch anymore.
my ISP finally fixed my internet after SIX weeks I'm now ready for SotC!
my isp haven't fixed my internet.
>>549921239I remember playing hc in twow when my isp had node issues that would just kill my net for a min or two at a time.I healed and tanked dungeons and never died once during it lmao
Tauri players called me retarded when I asked why pvp sets and trinkets doesn't work in pvp zones. Why?
>>549923192you might actually be retarded
>>549923192retard
>>549923192they are obsolete and were replaced by honor talents in legion
someone on two play with me...
Do we have any Tauri Legion news bros? I don't check their discord
>>549925346
>>549896170A GM had his login info leaked and someone logged onto itImagine the 70 IQ you need to do something like this instead of giving yourself items or some other shit they'll never find out about.
imagine the 7 iq you need to think some shitty fucking pixels on a retarded funserver is worth more than the laughs from this
>>549927035listen.. when one of your GMs gets hacked by a literal retard who only knows how to teleport people into lava...it's bleak
>>549927035>giving yourself items that will immediatelly be shown in logs and get your ass permabannedlow IQ retard only thinking about gear, are you raiding in evil per chance?the dude pulled a Grud in the most epic way possible, infinitely based
>>549927270>>549927392t. 70 iqepic maymays killing hcs that will be reverted bro
>>549927467>"NOOOOO YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND I AM RIGHT"fucking embarassing go kill yourself
>>549927035thats all logged and tracked, but giving everyone thousands of gold would cause a rollback to the last backupwhich would have been funny
>>549867256If there isn't a BBC guild by new year, I'm calling that server dead.
>>549927035Would have been smarter to give donation items and raid gear to random people or entire guilds to make it look like you were colluding.
>>549927035Nah, this is funnier.The only mistake he made was not summoning everyone into Ironforge's lava pit, from which there is no escape.
>GMaaaand you are banned, it was a bug that was hotfixedstop spreading disinformation
>>549927035>imagine playing turtle instead of having fun griefing turtleGay retard.
all of this time could be better spent making a Turtle TBC server
all of this time could be better spent going outside and being productive members of society
>>549930218>slaving for a nigger worshipping, w*men centered society that doesn't give backnah, fuck you
>being a nigger
>>549927392Thats the point retard, you give them to anyone whos ever slighted you and get everyone you dont like banned
>>549927467>>549934719You're not smart.You're just an asshole and probably Indian.
it took 18 runs but <evil> the greatest guild ever helped me farm HoJ!!
Why are people never doing the same quests or dungeons I am? It took me an entire day to find people to do the Battle of Hillsbrad with. Now I'm trying to do this Scarlet Monastery exterior elite quest and nobody bites.
Why is this Jib guy constantly made fun of, who is that even?hes not on the evil logs
>>549938397grats anon.
>>549941563A skilled mage player
>>549941563Egotistical, glass cannon but fails any mechanic in front of him, kind of player.
>>549930095Giwtwm
Hello, I'm interested in trying classic WoW for the first time. I'm a massively flaming gigafaggot who can't go 5 minutes without talking about my desire to gorge myself on cocks. What class would be best for me?
>>549942953Female night elf druid with black hair that fucks a black worg pet.
>>549938397Istarelle...
do people still like nelfs or is it just helfs now...
>>549945124I wish I could spend an evening between a night elf's thighs...
>>549945124draenei is meta with sotc just around the corner
BBC+ status report?
>>549945364even mine...?>>549945925but i want draenei to like me!
>>549942953rogue
turtle custom quest be like>bring me 15 tongues and 15 hearts>both have 25% drop chance
>>549942953Female human warrior.
>>549946214nta but my draenei wouldn't mind being between your thighs...
>>549946214Post elf
Whats up with this faggot on bronzebeard shilling his twitch stream where he supposedly gives away cosmetics, but then when you check it out, its nothing but trash cheap items, yet he has a pet monkey instantly defending him when you call him out
>>549948842all I'm getting out of this post is that you are such a drooling retard that you fell for some jackass advertising his fucking twitch stream in game. grow up
>>549948565my elf!>>549947803nice...
>>549949071hi...
>>549949004simmer down, skin "o brown
>>549949118hii
>>549949207>bite on obvious bait from random asshole advertising a stream in exchange for worthless cosmetic items on a private wow server no one gives a shit about or plays>be rightfully called a retard>REEEEEEE UR BROWN!!!!!!classic.
>>549949071Clean shaven or partially trimmed?
>>549949207everything he said is correct and you don't really believe he's brown, you just couldn't think of a real comeback
>>549949474rainforest
>>549949462>seething turtle trannycalm down skin 'o brown
>>549950068
>>549950060Oh he's absolutely brown, only a streetshitter would react like that over a simple statement with the equally asinine "grown up" at the end, because apparantly wanting to verify and fact check is for kids
>>549949071I'm spreading those legs if I meet you in Ashenvale.
>>549950308>because apparantly wanting to verify and fact check is for kidsthe thing that's for kids is engaging with random clowns advertising their shitty stream in the hopes of getting some worthless garbage for free lmao. you are the equivalent to milennials clicking on banner ads thinking they will actually win a free ps3.
>>549951119I'm in the crescent grove rn!
>>549941563He's just a meme. Don't worry about it. He isn't real. He can't hurt you.
>>549950134Not looking very good for your izzat, Harpreet
>>549951442>AmbershireYou're safe for now, until level my orc warrior eventually on that server.
>>549951979>orcWhy would you play a midget? Make a tauren or a troll.
>>549951979faildom
>>549952348It's the hatefucking of two races that hate eachother greatly that makes it.
>>549952635Because trolls and elves love each other.
>>549949071nice outfit
57% of India isn't even on the internet to become faildoms yet. The faildom epidemic is only going to get worse.
>>549952896Looking good! I wasn't lucky enough to win it the time it dropped sadly
i have zero attraction to any of the horde racesthey always give off insecure """dom""" vibes
>>549953204you wouldn't fuck a forsaken goth? even if she took a bath?
>tfw no big tiddie forsaken goth gffeels bad man
>>549951979cringedom
just finished some ZG testing on SotCwe got our asses raped by raptor boss
>>549953339blowjobs are hard when she has no jaw...also i don't want my wiener to go septic
>log into turtle wow>suddenly my hardcore character suddenly gets teleported to blackrock mountain by a rogue gm>die in lava>lose my character>take a break>come back and petition to have my character restored>"sorry but we don't restore characters that died due to bugs"Alright done with Turtle Wow then
>>549954042this happened
>>549953789Gay
>its another nelf rapist orc faildomyawn
>>549954348TRVKEonly the most zealous of homosexual gayoids would chase that jawless pp rotting palatejob
>>549954896if she brushed her teeth and took a bath it wouldn't be that bad
>jawless bjFucking hot as fuck
<Branded>'s gone downhill since Rackbride left. She really was carrying the whole guild on her back.
>>549956217That’s so funny Fuufuu
If you leave a guild just leave it.Carrying all this drama and constantly crying about them just shows you’re a fucking loser. It’s a Wow guild on a private server. Get over it.
>Epoch still hasn't gotten MC Holy fuck can they just turn off the server already this is embarrassing.
>>549956289There are zero proofs that Fuufuu is Rackbride
I'm in <Branded> and really wish Rackbride was here.Or anyone really, I'm the only one on because no one else can bear to log in to a guild without Rackbride.
<Evil>'s gone downhill since Silkfang left. She really was carrying the whole guild on her back.
any askers itt?
<Full Moon Company>'s gone downhill since Elaynna left. She really was carrying the whole guild on her back.
almost 10 years since nost was released and no other blizzlike server had more sovl or a more useful and constructive forum community
Rackbride, you got kicked from the guild after your shitty personality and constant need to argue caused multiple good anons to quit the guild. Thankfully most of them have come back since you left. It's been a month now since you were kicked. You need to get over Branded and move on.
<Lightborne>'s gone downhill since Torzag left. He really was blowing the whole guild on his knees.
My moonie does this
>>549957484which wow race is equal to mooniesasking for a footjo- asking for a friend
>>549957578Gnomes.
what the hell is a moonie?
>>549957484>>549957741samefag
>>549957831what the hell is a moonie?
>>549957635>Gnomes.
>>549957932yeah it takes about 5 seconds to fake thatand anyone autistic enough to come to /wpsg/ to set up this obviously performative scenario to give himself an excuse to post his xiv character because he thinks it's just so hecking gosh darn cute is also autistic enough to fake a screenshot
>>549958076i legit don't know what a moonie is? i googled it and kiddie sleeping aid bears came up.are lalafels moonies is this what this is about?
>>549953781How many people do you need for ZG on SotC? Is it the original 20-man or a 10-man now?
uh oh moonie
moonie stands for moon cricket
>>549957064elysium?
>>549958456>moon cricketwhy would they name a child sleeping aid as saucy missus staring nigga slur shit?
>>549958551lol are you kidding ely explode because of sheena and krogge selling rank 14 characters and stealing donations money.light's hope was good but nost was just way better
>everyone hates you Rackbride! lots of people came back after you left!>/who g-"branded">1 onlineRackbride was carrying the guild on her back.
>>549958308If you truly didn’t know what one was what was with the footjob comment?
>>549957191PROPERTY OF RACKBRIDE
>>549958776because I didn't post that you fucking schizophrenic
>>549958771>/who g-"branded"Because you aren't in the guild any more, Rackbride.It's sad that you're still obsessed about Branded.
>>549958993What I'm obsessed with is what could've been, if cringe faildoms didn't destroy it. It's just sad.<Branded> is done.
>>549958367i THINK it is supposed to be 10 man now40 man raids down to 25 and 20 down to 10 without scaling the hp/dmg values down
>>549957064okay unc its not coming back main character syndrome ass vintage cringe touch grass
>>549958771>/who g-"branded"Wow so surprising the person making these shitposts about Branded isn’t even in Branded
>>549959159meds
go to sleep Asalys
>>549959351No
>>549957578Dunno I play night elf
>>549956825Differences between good doms and faildoms?
>>549959101What you're obsessed with is being rejected in favor of the "faildoms" Rackbride. You gave Branded an ultimatum, and Branded chose Tandrok and other Doms over you. You're now sad and crying weeks later that Branded isn't your personal harem and never will be.
>>549959167If I were in <Branded> the current number of people online would double just from me, then it would septuple from all my subs actually bothering to log in now that there's a real dom on and not a cringe faildom.
wow anons on /wowcg/ weren't kidding. this general has become a mentally ill troon's echo chamber spamming indirect replies and dumb pointless posts. pretty much like /osg/sad to see
>>549959409>good domA dom who cries and whines when other people erp together because he's an insecure baby >faildomAnyone not me because I have a fragile ego
>>549959453This all rings hollow when you can't even be bothered to log in because I'm not there. You'll give me (You)s all night, but you won't log in to the game. Because you know you can talk to me here, but won't see me in game. Stop being tsundere and just suck my cock already.
>>549959454>If I were in <Branded>But you aren't which is why all the posts about how much you miss Rackbride and how the guild is going down the drain were just bullshit
>What, No Blowjib?
>>549959689>Stop being tsundere and just suck my cock already.Faildom
>>549959996You wouldn't get it, Indian.
>>549959689I can't play the game on my phone but I can shitpost on my phone.
><Branded> with Rackbride30 online at all times><Branded> without Rackbride0 online most of the day, maybe 2 during peak hours on a Friday night.
>it actually is rackbride posting all these replies about himselfbruh...
>>549956481>If you leave a guild just leave it.>Carrying all this drama and constantly crying about them just shows you’re a fucking loser. It’s a Wow guild on a private server. Get over it.TRVKE
>>549959136>i THINK it is supposed to be 10 man now>40 man raids down to 25 and 20 down to 10 without scaling the hp/dmg values down40s to 25s and 20s to 10s is the best decision. Not scaling back HP and damage should be fine given the new skills/talents increases player power quite a bit. I remember playing vanilla right before TBC released when they had TBC talents in the game, and those alone were such a huge boost.
A woman's role always suited you best, Permalocked.
>>549961484Get over it and move on.
WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST LOVE ME BRANDED?
FUCK YOU PERMALOCKED FUCK YOU MOONROAR FUCK YOU TANDROK FUCK YOU BRANDED
Faildom. No izzat. Dead guild.
All alone on a Friday night. Sad…
Sooner or later, a man has to face his demons.
>rackbride is spending a friday night shitting himself over being rejected by branded
poor little cold retard
>>549960159Do Americans really spend Friday nights playing wow private servers?
>>549963761Era and Turtle yeah.
>>549963761you're on 4chan on a friday night so you're not much better
>>549963957It’s not Friday not for me. It’s Saturday afternoon.
idk what would a bunch of level 60s even do for fun anyways? Get drunk and smash elites that can drop 100g items or something? Go fishing? Gurabashi arena duels?
>>549963957It's Saturday morning, dumb white boy
>>549963419warm him up
>yeah bro my ERP tranny guild is just dead because we're all out partying having lots of real life heterosexual sex we're all chads
>>549964392There's a reason these creatures have to stick to scamming old ladies with dementia, they're not very good liars.
It's Friday night.You are spending it crying about <Branded>.Get a life.
>>549964112>>549963957>>549963761>>549962867>FridayI miss raiding with wowg on friday nights when I was younger. I miss those days I if i knew they'd be gone forever i'd of cherished them more.
We logged in just to prove you wrong and now we have 5 online. HA!! We don't need you Rackbride!!!
>>549964112based aussie dabbing on amerifats
>>549965253Are you seriously spending your Friday night typing /who g-"Branded" over and over while shitposting the guild, Rackbride? Really? Why are you like this?
why would rackbride betray his guild and leave it for <evil> then shitpost them after he made it?
>>549965448Are you going to shit on those 5 online for spending their Friday nights playing WoW as well? Or is the guild really all Indian so it's actually just their Saturday?
>>549965590I have no clue where they are so they might be like me and it may be Saturday afternoon for them.I know you’re an American Rackbride and you’re wasting your Friday night obsessing over Branded like they’re an ex-girlfriend you can’t get over.
>>549965809Wasting your Saturday afternoon isn't any healthier bud, arguably even worse because more shit is actually open right now.Not that anyone believes you were actually doing anything cool with your Friday night. You're so dishonest. If you could be more honest with me and more honest with yourself you'd be able to admit that cheating on me was a mistake and you want to suck my massive cock.
what would be cool to do on a friday night?
I'm not in <Branded>, have never spoken to anyone in <Branded>, and even I have to admit the guild has gone downhill after Rackbride left.
>>549965981No matter what I did on Friday night, it still wasn't crying on /wpsg/ because some tranny/trannies "cheated" on you in <Branded>, Rackbride.
I don't play on TurtleWoW, and even I have to admit the guild has gone downhill since Rackbride left.
Femboysocks is the reason FMC fell apart. He is poison and <Branded> is dying because of him.
>>549966112Cutting yourself while sobbing to /wpsg/ that Branded was mean to you
>>549966397Which one is Femboysocks in Branded?
>>549966663What did Femboysocks do?
>>549966731I don't know but we better gkick him just in case, we don't want to end up with another Rackbride on our hands.
>>549966731I don’t think he’s in Branded but who the hell knows or cares.
<Branded> didn't only fail me, they failed themselves. Even now I pity the few who did not betray me, being stuck in a guild that is crumbling apart because I am not in it.
I always take care of any chores I still have after work and go to bed early on Friday nights so I can fully enjoy my weekends.
I wish I lived in the same town as my guild mates, we could get drunk and do karaoke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeP9w5UIlgHow good it would feel to sing this with the branded boys and rackbide again. FUCK ITS NOT FAIR
>the guy who pretended to be a zombie she-male is unhinged and having a meltieunbelievable
>>549966112sex
>>549965981>drink friday night>recover saturday during the day>drink harder saturday night>recover fully sunday>back to work on monday
>>549969185this is how i''ve lived my life for the last 15 years.
>>549969239absolute lad
>>549969030sex is only cool if you're 18.
>>549967685I live in the same city as one <evil> guild memberI will find you one day, you know who you are
>>549965981Erping on a Friday night is sad but what's sadder is sobbing your eyes out on a Friday night because your erp trannies "betrayed" and now you're all alone
>>549969185>>drink friday nighthiiiii~
>>549966397He isn't in the guild
what's a cool way to spend friday night?
>>549969661people here will tell you farming in wow for a group of people who don't want to give you loot.
>>549956669It's surprising they haven't done it already since there's like 50 people tops still playing there >>549956669
>>549964112>>549965282>OCEdead region lol
>>549956669I don't understand ascension actually pays how have they not found replacement devs?
>>549909262All right present even a plausible explanation for how such a "bug" would occur.Go on now, don't keep us waiting.
>>549966825Ok. Who is he in Branded?
Why does a /heals/ guild post its drama here and not in their thread?
>>549972692Because Rackbride joined <Evil> even though he's the one who said raiding with you guys would be "cucked" and we should form our own pug raids. He's your problem now. Have fun
>>549972692rackbide killed my desire to raid and basically ruined my fucking guild after convincing me not to join evil
>you now remember the all the whitemane sloppa that kept /epog/ afloat
>>549973619What exactly did he do?
>>549954042You should try again. They changed their minds on this and decided to recover hardcores who died to this "bug"
>all posts about the rogue GM were censoredgood server
>>549972692/heals/ doesn't really do dramaposts. If you try posting them there you'll get ignored. They're able to ignore the posts because anons there are spread over a bunch of different games. You have anons playing Marvel Rivals and FFXIV mostly, but also Wow split between retail and private servers, and even anons playing Hogwarts Legacy and Yugioh and City of Heroes. You can namedrop someone from one of these games but nobody from the other games is going to know who that is or care.The thread used to have problems with dramaposts however when it had a discord. The solution was nuking the discord. This lesson learned was anonymity doesn't work when you attach names to people. What it leads to is people anonymously shitposting about one another and causing endless drama,
>>549924947Legion has pvp trinkets with on use effect, same has wod which don't work.
>>549977583disapointing i didn't join before learning about the discord. i love drama.
>keep getting the snow owlThanks Shenna
>>549867256Is it worth returning to bronzebeard? I got to 60 and quit because I got bored waiting for raids
>>549979197If you want to raid now is a good time to come back. Easy to join in on raids.
what makes legion any less slop than wod?
>>549981865it's soulful
>>549981865It's actually finished.
So I installed turtle yesterday and tried to play but it didn't feel like vanilla WoW so I quit already I think. No matter what private server I try it just does not feel like WoW... I want to play for free but I can't, what the fuck is this shit, I start up blizzard's shitty classic WoW client, login on their shitty buggy servers with lame-ass layering and I feel at home.
Pajeets really are just overgrown children with the weird glorification of drinking. Showing up to a bar or party and not getting kicked out for being a creepy rapist isn't anything special to the rest of us. If all you can think of to do with your weekend is drink you are in fact not any better than WoW players. The only guys with really any place to be condescending are people using their weekends to do some form of sports or to do things with their children. Maybe going on a hike, when it's not so wet.
>>549979197FUCK NO IDIOT
>>549923192>>549978889retard. why would you use the medallion without stats giving up a trinket slot? have you entered a bg or arena?
>>549985668>guy preaching about being productive with your free time all while browsing kazakstani throat singing website people really have no sense of self awareness
>>549986512what I'm actually preaching about is "don't go bragging about getting #CRUNK like you're 12 years old"
>>549985668>pajeets>glorification of drinkingWhat? They are known for a lot of disgusting shit, but never heard of that one.
>>549985668I can't take this horrible abuse of my fellow countrymen on this thread any longer... we'll be a superpower in 5 years then you'll see.
>>549986130I can use whatever I want. The question was: why I can't use those trinkets on bg?
Seven more sleeps 'til Season of the Crusade.
>>549988079What will you play on SotC Ela?
>>549988215Draenei female (male) shaman because I have a big totem and I know how to use it.
>>549988215Am not the futa draenei...
>>549987532P O O I N D A L O OOOINDALOO
>>549988806Correct. I'm not Elaynna. Elaynna and I do use the same designated shitting street however.
>>5499880796 more sleeps until Anarchy comes.
CHASERgods status?
I might play on crusader storm, I've been dreaming of a 1xtbc server for a decade but I fear the population will be too low
>>549989704It’s going to be low. Last time it was something like 12 players and that was with Pearl and Schizokino pushing a /wpsg/ guild.
>>549989086Yes. Its a very comfy designated shitting street.
>>549966112playing a board game with your mom and then going to bed at 8pm
>>549990172That’s more than enough to create aa small comfy family
Can anyone with access to the Conquest of Azeroth discord confirm this?
>>549991585True. Good luck.
Man rogue PvP in BBC is so tiresome I feel like I have to try hard my ass off, do all those mental gymnastics just to reach warlock's/shaman's power and even then I'm still not reaching them in power when all they do is click like 3 to 5 buttonsFucking shit ass balance team
>>549993031Epoch will fix thisjust accept that all private server devs hate rogues with passion
rogues deserve to be trash in pvp against people the same level or higher than them because they can (and will) just avoid those fights and attack people lower level than them
>someone selling something in world chat>tell him to cod it to me>don't pay for it, just hold the item hostage
>the class that chose when and how to engage should also be the strongest Rogue players m8, they will never admit they're carried by the class design.
>>549991954CoA coming out of Alpha has the same odds as HL3 being announced,
>>549993369based
>PvP Balance Patch in 7 hoursOh boy, can't wait for Warlocks and Shamans to get their slap on the wrist. Better yet, realistically they'll get buffed because nigger devs are retarded
>elaynna posting in /wpsg/
So is Ambershire a meme? I want to try Turtle and the fresh (yeah I know I'm late) is appealing. Guilds active?
>>549994690It’s kind of dead now. The two guilds listed in the OP are fairly inactive but you could probably find an active non-/wpsg/ guild.
>>549994943Damn well I guess I won't waste my time
>>549993401That's not worth much in bgs and arena though
>>549994690Season of the Crusade is coming out in a week. Might as well wait for it.
>>549994690<Evil> is active and will be raiding today.
>>549995141what's the tldr on season of the crusade?
><Evil> is activewhy lie tho
>>549993401druids have the same luxury and they get to behealerstanksdps (ranged and melee)but no one says anything about that
>>549995191><Evil> is activeDon't lie to him.
>>549995402It's a vanilla+ server where it's vanilla content, capped at level 60, but they're adding in TBC things like TBC talents and spells. They plan to add other TBC content like zones and raids as the server progresses. You can play blood elf and draenei out the gate.
its 6 hours before raid what do you expect from people<evil> has this thing where everyone is from a timezone you are not in, no matter where you're fromlike schrodinger's cat
The guild is dead all hours except raids.It’s rude to lie to an anon and say the guild is active when it really isn’t. You’re just wasting his time at that point having him download a game and level up a character only to realize he’s alone 98% of the time.
>guild that raids every week is inactive because... they don't have a lot of people on at non peak hours!If that guy has any sense he will read your obviously emotionally charged spiteful messages and realize you're a loony troon with a grudge.
it's 6 in the morning
>guild only plays the game for a couple hours once a weekIt's dead Jim
EVIL IS SUCH A SHIT GUILD THEY DONT EVEN WAKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY TO FARM ME ITEMS
>>549995996there were 10 people on at once last night
>>549996053whoa
it's peak time in India right now
>>549995953>>549996027Why did you post twice like this? I don't give a fuck if it's 6 am for you but why the fuck are you awake at 6 am?
>>549996215that's a different guyI woke up at 3 am today, my sleep schedule goes in circles
>>549996215actually its 9 for me and I have chronic insomnia
>>549996290>I woke up at 3 am today, my sleep schedule goes in circlesGet your life in order.
1 PM in France right now. Why isn't Aecheur on helping out the newcomers? Or would it be too much for him to act like a leader?
>>549995596>TBC QoL>modern client compatible>lvl 60 cap>Azeroth onlykino
Aecheur was stabbed by an algerian migrant and is in emergency care
>>549996620Dear god let this be true
>>549995504fashllaine
>>549995953Most of the guild is European where it's the afternoon on a Saturday so there's no excuse for it to be so dead to be quite honest
>>549996673Everyone except Aecheur, Eyba, and Seralys is American actually
>>549996584I think it has potential.
nelf
>EVIL IS SUCH A SHIT GUILD THEY DONT EVEN WAKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY TO FARM ME ITEMSTranslation: I only log in to raid because I'm done with the rest of the game as is the rest of the guild, so if you make a new character, you should expect to be all by yourself in the guild until you join us at 60 raidlogging, at which point you'll see other anons once every week.
>>549996771Seralys is (south) American.
>>549996771I took an autistic dedication to catalogue where everyone is from based on timezone theyre most active on and 80% of the guild is european, 15% is american and rest 5% is third world
>TBC Talents w/ 61 talents being available at level 60>Spells and Abilities introduced between levels 61 - 70 are all available by level 60>Raid sizes reduced to 25 and 10 players, down from 40 and 20 players.>World Buffs removed in raids.>Blood Elfs and Draenei added>Jewelcrafting added, and sockets & gems added to level 60 gear>Tier tokens & tier sets for every spec/role.>Vanilla reputation overhauls and quartermasters added that mirror TBC reputations.>Profession updates to make vanilla professions more similar to TBC professions.>Honor rework and ranking gear replaced with arena season gear.>Reduced experience required to reach level 60, and experience gained from quests increasedLONG VERSION: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TOny1b_HHY7upY0L_SBHxFOfFpAU3sFR/view
>>549995953>being an ameripoor
>>549996771>"everyone in the guild is american!">raid times are catered for euros
I know where Seralys is from and they are not south americanits such a weird thing to lie about
>>549997110Where is Seralys from? Not that anon.
>>549996983you'll see other people online when it's not 6 in the morningthough peak american time is around 2 in the morning in India so you probably won't
>>549997205spain
>>549997105>3 eurobvlls can carry 17 amerifatsIt checks.
>>549996771The guild is primarily from Europe though.>>549997003Never did the numbers but this seems right. We're definitely over half European.
>>549997263Aecheur is at the bottom of the DPS charts every raid but you are right about Eyba and Seralys carrying the guild.
Flag told me that he'd give me loot even when I lose the roll because we're both American and that the Euros are too low test and unconfrontational to call him out on it.
Flag told me he would give me the loot even when I lost if I would erp a "bugchasing" scenario with himnot even sure what that means
>>549997242Well that would probably explain the confusion. Probably saw Seralys speak Spanish or something and assumed they were from a South American country.
>>549997494Esos dos idiomas no son similares, idiota.
>>5499971052 pm on a Saturday is actually perfect for Americans because when raid is over there's still a lot of the day left to do other stuff
>>549997492Prep your hole for his ovipositor, anon.
What compels people to join 4chan guilds, they're not good and are clearly mentally unstable?
>>549997619I am good and can carry them and if I didn't like being around 4channers I wouldn't come to this website at all because I am mentally stable and thus don't go out of my way to speak to people I hate
the friendly and welcoming ambience of course
I play a hunter because I can turn on autoattack and enjoy nelfie porn.
What compels people to join 4chan, it's not good and are clearly mentally unstable?
>>549997585what language do you think they speak in south america anonhint: its not south-americanese
>>549997863You don't join 4chan though. You just post anonymously or lurk.
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DO BIG DICK AOE THEN THEY DRAINED ALL MY MANA IN 2 SECONDS WITH INSTA CAST MANA BURNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549997110He is Argentinian.
>>549997985Seralys is not argentinianDon't ask me how I know
>>549997585>>549997895I think there are differences between the Spanish spoken in Spain and the Spanish spoken in Argentina but I don't speak Spanish so I wouldn't know the difference. I can see why an anon would see someone typing Spanish and guess they're from South America.It's like if you spoke English so someone who is a non-English speaker guessed you were from America and you're like "Oh I'm from England. The two languages aren't the same, idiot." Well, ok, there's differences, but you really can't expect a non-English speaker to know them and recognize them.
>>549997924It's a shame the guild is so dead and you can't group up with other anons to easily clear quests. But now they own your ass since they paid the 100 gold plus bags so you'd better hit 60 before the end of the year, boy.
Why are you faggots talking about where some anon is from?
>>549997924why do all avatarfags like to larp as epic shitposters
>>549998430because let's just say there will be consequences if he doesn't make sure to not roll on the same things as me
>>549997924>[Protpaladin]: LFM Scarlet Arm need Tank!!! 4/5
>>549998115He is. It's a well know fact that Asalys is Argentinian.
>>549998460It's a phase.1. Avatarfag posts some screenshots.2. They get a bit of positive attention.3. Avatarfag posts some more screenshots.4. The gimmick gets boring and they get negative attention.5. Avatarfag decides to troll in retaliation.
>>549998620why are you replying to yourself
>>549997242>>549998147Have you ever seen his ping? There is no way he lives in Europe.
>>549998647
>>549998716You can also see his timezone from screenshots he posted here.
>>549998910Hope I answered your question, anon.
>>549998647how did you know..?I'm so embarrassed I thought I was the smartest man in India and you saw through me so quickly
>>549998971you did nonny
>>549999081>>549998979>>549998971samefag
>>549998979You fucked it up because there's too much space between the _ and the (. Should be closer. Not that you were going to fool people.
>censored timestampsoh boy I really am just the only person ITT at this time that isn't a retarded Indian huh lmao
>>549999347Post some uncensored timestamps.
>>549999378no
>>549999439Ok Hadji
>>549998513kek
>>549996584isn't this basically epoch?
>>549996380how?
>>549996584I believe modern client isn't compatible
>>550000000mirin'
>>550000000checked
>>550000000horrible post
>>550000000Nice, impressive.
>>550000000bro...
>>550000000world of warcraft the burning crusade login dude
Play turtle wow and join <evil>
>>550000000holy checked
>>550000000wasted
>>550000000Praise kekShadilay
>>549999887No. Epoch did a ton of custom changes, like redoing the map in Deadmines and custom quests. They also didn’t have blood elves or draenei.SotC isn’t making custom content. They’re just adding in TBC content created by Blizzard to Vanilla. The only custom aspect essentially making certain spells scale down from 61+ since otherwise they’d be unavailable.
>>550000000Wasted
>>550000000big numberscringe general, wow is shit & private servers are just cope
>>550000000well shit I guess not huh
>>550000000i have never played world of warcraft before because mmos are fucking garbage dogshit
>>550000000Checked.
>>550000000
Welcome to the thread, tourists.
>>550000000>wow fags got the getAt least you niggas play the non slop version of the game.
>>550000000FVAAARRRRKKKKK
>>550000318hey, enjoy your fifteen minutes in the spotlightdo your private servers have housing?
>>550000000worst million I've ever seen in all my years here>>550000318do you post slop around here
>>550000194Prikek please
>>550000318holy moly maybe i should stay
>>550000319>private server>non slopHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>550000319PLAY IT WITH USPLAY ON TURTLE WOW'S AMBERSHIRE REALM AND JOIN <EVIL>RIGHTFUCKINGNOW
>>550000318Greetings, post draenei sheathe.
>>550000000nice get dude
>>550000318>AI slopyou're not making a good first impression buddy
IT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO XIV FUCK YOU IT'S NOT FAIR
>>550000194>Priestessfags are faggots across space and timeChecks out.
>>550000319No.
>>550000398Compared to retail they're a 5 star meal lil gup>>550000403Nyo
>>550000424HE DOESN'T PLAY ON THE SAME SERVER AS THE REST OF US DON'T LET HIM DRIVE YOU AWAYPLAY ON TURTLE WOW NOW!!!
>>550000439>/xivg/
>>550000000you stupid FUCK IT COULD HAVE BEEN A DRAMA POST
>evilfags begging for anons to join their shitty guild when they never log in to playlmao
>>550000439SIS FALL BACK THEYRE GONNA CALL UW SLURS
>>550000471I don't mind good slop but wow slop is often not the kind of slop I want to see it looks too cartoony and clean not sure how to explain it
>>550000000Fuck I feel bad now
>>550000424it's some tourist that showed up last week with the sole intent to spam the general with low quality slop he doesn't even play on any server here
>>550000000what a waste
>come join evilYou could be their fourth member!
>>550000000/xivg/ here. we’re ALL doing a naked dogeza for WoWGODS
>>550000000witnessed
>>550000000witnessedfrom /akg/ btw
>>550000000uh oh melty
>>550000000Limbab here to pay my dueLimbus Company
>evilfags desperately begging people to join their dying guildnot gonna happen
>>550000000Checked and mad
>>550000000Epic.
>>550000000Excellent post
>>550000000/aceg/ here. what a waste
>>550000180they also used outdated trinitycore, tried to backport TBC spells and talentswhich didn't really work out
>>550000000A waste, but witnessed nonetheless
>>550000000THE DIGITS
WE DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING CHECKSIF YOU DON'T PLAY TURTLE WOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR THREADNOW!!!
>>550000000/pcrg/ here. Digits confirm. Modem isn't compatible with it.
>anti turtle wow shills out in full forceyou losted
>>550001501Nyo, I quit WoW ages ago and nothing will bring me back. Not even private servers
>>550000000wasted but witnessed nonetheless
Goddamn what is this gay ass thread
>>550000000This get has been brought to you by turtle wow and <evil>, join now and play for free
>>550000000Cringe.
>>550001501I bet most of the people that regularly post ITT don't even play turtle wowthere's likely more posters than total players LMAO
>>550001501But you don’t even play Turtle Wow outside one raid a week.
>>550001979>there's likely more posters than total playersturdle has 5k peak players a day, but there are more posters here than players online in the guild
>>550001979NO PLEASE PLAY WITH US WE NEED YOU IT’S SO FUCKING LONELY BEING THE ONLY ANON ON TURTLE WOW
>>5500021275k bots probably>durr durr even though our guild is dead there's totally 5k of us not in the guild please play!nah lol dead ass server no one's gonna play on it bozo kill yourself
>>550002196nobody wants to raidlog molten core and vanilla is just dogshit in terms of endgame content
>>550002196The server's shady owner boosts the numbers a ton so you're correct it's not 5k.Also Blizzard will be taking down Turtle Wow soon. They've filed a lawsuit including RICO charges against the owner. So if you join now you're a fucking moron.https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf
>>550002290But Molten Core is the only raid we have! Come on! It's fun! It's even challenging! We wipe all the time! JOIN TURTLE WOW TODAY
Well that was exciting.
>>549993562You said that about Bronzebeard
<Evil> is up to 6 online, 100% gain since the get. We're so back.
>>550003836You should do a dungeon together.
>>550000000>indian getBladdy banchod
>>550003836damn almost like now that it's a bit later the americans and euros are starting to get on and this retarded pajeet who cries every single day about low player count during peak pajeet hours should kill himself
Are you going to post the same cope every time someone laughs at your low numbers? If it truly doesn't matter because *INSERT COPE* then why even reply?
do not redeem the time zone bloody basterd bitch madachode
But it's three in the afternoon in France on a Saturday. It's not the middle of the night.
The /wowg/ guild fell apart and Dolljoints deleted his character and that's why he's back here shitting the thread up.
>>550005116Thanks for stalking some anon and letting us know.
>>550005116it fell apart a long time ago
>>550005236Yeah but it's actually disbanded now instead of just dead.
>>550005293globofomo?
>>550005116I warned them. I told them if they didn't kick him they were on borrowed time.They should've listened.
>>550005412Wow anon you're so smart.
>>550005116that's so unfortunatethread was pretty nice for a while while he was gone
DolljointsDestroyer of generals
>>550005547>thread was pretty nice for a while while he was goneAn anon raped another anon, anon.
is this general just people selfposting?
>>550005776Mostly yes
>>550005776its the rape general
>>550005776It's a general to advertise your own rape.
>>550005503Thanks, I get that a lot.
>>550005116ejected from 5 guilds now and none of them were his fault
>>550000000I hope kazumok will see this
>>550005776yes
>>550005776selfposting as well as 80% Asaposting during EU evening/late nightbut lately Eli scolded Asa for funposting so much so she slowed down a bit for the sake of her lover
>>550007317kill yourself disgusting maggot
>>550007465that's so funny Elicia
>>550000000/fg/ herechecked
seriously wtf is a moonie?
>>550007976thats so funny socks
>>550000000/1999/ here to kneel to these digits
>>550000000nice digits
sir why you not pass loot me?sir SIR SIR SIRok rape u tomorrow
gulag bros?
>>550008295>2 less than <Evil>dead guild
>>550007976Nigger catgirls in XIV
nvm we're alive
>>550008295fuck you nigger!!!
>>550000000Come to pay my respects from /feg/
>>550009643WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING RESPECTSPLAY TURTLE WOW OR FUCK OFF
>>550009643We welcome your respects, Turtle WoW sucks ass, don't play it.
I got to about 30 and the leveling became so slow, pingponging between zones. What am I supposed to be doing here?
>>550009697I'm not good at games, sorry.
>>550010353Are you horde or alliance?
>>550010703horde
>>550010840I've never played horde but isn't thousand needles in that level range?
>>550010353you will end up doing some grinding. I did what I could in Thousand needles and then did what was in shimering flats, then grinded for a few hours.
>>550010840>>550011079Thousand Needles or Hillsbrad iirc
Where is that nelfie rogue sister on BBC...winterdream....I want pro tips.....I'm getting raped as a fresh 60 rogue...
>>550010353>>550011430If you're Skinning grind Highperch Wyverns in Thousand Needles. Easy kills barely anyone there.
evil might actually be the worst anon guild i've been in so far
>>550012957Yeah not might. It is the worst anon guild I've been in. It's just not fun.
>>550013245>raidlogs mc>"why am i not having fun"
>complaining about raidlogging the same raid for monthsYOU picked the FRESHFAG serverYOU refused to play Noord because it wasn't FRESHnow YOU are stuck on phases that last 3 months
Maybe I've had enough of leveling and I jsut want to collect gear?
64828
Snow lily
does theodorian like futa nelfies
no
yes, please unrape me...
futa belfies
Today will be my last MC. I'm traveling to see family next weekend, and I don't think I will play again after that. I had fun playing initially, but I'm quite bored with it now.
>>550014886You won't be missed, Flag.
>>550014886You will be missed, Eyba.
>>550014886You might be missed, Aecheur.
>>550000173"go back to 2ch" rusnigger
>>550014886So long, Anon!
>>550014886
Best way to kill an aoe-farming HC mage? They are not pvp enabled.
>>550018620pull more stuff than they can handle then run it into their pack so they get aggro
>>550018620Asa...
>>550018748I tried that, didn't really slow him down at all.
>>550018948ranged units that will daze them or cast spells is what kills mages
>>550018620Bring a group to them, buff them then die, so they reaggro
ashenbros.. are we winning?
Who is the cutest high elf player?
>>550021897
>>550022262YOU JUST KNOW
>>550022262this looks so fucking bad lmao
>>550022262ugly
>>550022514it's called "being a low poly mmo model from 2004"
>>550022262LMAOan actual axewound
>>550021897(You)~
>>550021897Elaynna.
>>550018620you dont, playing the game near them gets you banned
It's 7 PM and I still haven't gotten out of bed...
>>550022262>t.
winning yet?
>>550000000Wasted get
>>550023426;3
>>550024729*mmwah* ^3^~<3
worgen males hnghhh
>>550025621the post that killed <gulag>
uhhhhh bros wtfhow do you equip a lvl 70 BC item on your lvl 60 vanilla Bronzebeard character?
>>550025325>>550025579>>550025621asa...
The draenei mod just looks like ass.
>>550027459no no nooo
I want to watch Asa being spitroasted by two huge, red Draenei horsecocks!
>>550027603That's so funny Eyba.
What's the phase ID for the NSFW Epsilon phase?I fucking lost it.
>>550027676Not sharing it here and if you don’t know who to ask you never had it in the first place.
>>550027579They just look so damn bad. I think it is the textures, and it replacing humans is so weird. No clue why you use that mod other than Fuu makes you do it.
>>550025325honestly wtf is wrong with gnomes?you have a nice line of fem humans and fem nelves and then those midget faggots have to barge in and force their miserable existance upon everyoneanywhere you go and see something nice, a faggot gnome has to show up, in their faggot mounts as well and be an eyesore trying to be the center of attention
>>550028149Cuckbride has nothing to do with it
>>550028474There’s no evidence that Fuu and Rackbride were the same anon.
>>550028175Fuck you longbackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMZnJEdCMY
>>550028680Anyone with 2 braincells can tell it's the same person
>>550028979Prove it.
:(
>>550028474Of course he does. No one would ever willingly use something so fucking ugly. He is very obviously making you do it as a humiliation ritual.
>>550029106- both are possessive doms prone to being cucked- both cause drama wherever they go- nobody likes them- Fuutrans stops playing > Cuckbride appears- Cuckbride stops playing > Fuufuu appears- coincidence???- both use the same discord avatarneed any more?Oh and "Fuufuu totally not Cuckbride" disappearing from evil raids once people started connecting the dots is the cherry on top.
>>550029576Pure speculation. Proves nothing.>both use the same discord avatarThis never happened.
>>550029553It’s plainer than that: he wants to play futa draenei so he plays fem humans and then demands his victims download that ugly ass mod so they can see the faildom’s true form.
>>550029382:)
>teeeheeheeeheee i LOOOVE gossiping about trannies like a teenage schoolgirl on this mongolian basketweaving forum! *twirls hair around finger*
>>550030605wow what a noob standing diagonally, if I were tanking I would never do that, I stand in cardinal directions ONLY
>>550030605Using ShaguDPS is like a quality seal of pure retardation.
>>550030605based flag
>>550030605Theo never recovered from The Rape
>>550030605Where is Ji- I mean Fuufuu?
>>550030605>ShaguDPSBut why? Even the wiki flat out tells you it’s inaccurate and you should use DPSMate instead.
>>550030030THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>550031281shagudps can be downloaded on the launcher in 1 click while dpsmate can't and you have to go find the link
>>550031492It's right here: https://github.com/laytya/DPSMateTook me five seconds.
>>550031492Wait what retards use the fucking launcher?
>>550031109Has been exposed and excommunicated by the council >>549144548
>>550031608that's 5 seconds I'm not spending
>>550031752a lot of retards use the launcher
>>550030605Theo... what's going on big guy...
Justice for Safir
>>550031786>>549144548>If <Evil> invites that dramaposting faggot Fuufuu/Rackbride today for MC again I will PERSONALLY leave the guild and take my 7 friends that make up the core of the raid with me.>This is the final warning.Guess it wasn't bullshit.
>>550031884They shouldn't. You can update the game automatically and patch without it just through the base 1.12 client.
>>550032586How many MCs have we done? At least a dozen at this point, yeah? And we're still getting wiped by this shit?
>>550032586The Sulfuron ChampionRaped Again
>>550031786>>550032264So who made the call to ban him?
>>550032586what happens when every single raid spot is filled with trannies and their dilators
>>550032586Stop leaking screenshots from private raids. Final warning.
>>550029576I'll say one thing: I did notice the names Eyba/Seralys started being brought up in threads more and more once Fuufuu joined. Prior to that they were only ever talked about by their FMC names.
>>550033336lmao what are you gonna do, faggot?You can't possibly figure out who is posting them.Impotent bitch.
New thread>>550033337>>550033337>>550033337
>>550033336Just try to kick me faggot
>>550031492DPSMate causes a lot of stuttering.
>>550036846Configure it properly and it won’t.
>>550039435How?
>>550032586Hardest boss in the raid desu
>>550000000Nice get
>>550028149This. Should be replacing female dwarves if anything.
