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yea
>>549873732I decided to re-upload this guy's art specfically because he left a gay watermark saying not to.
Buena Vista love!
hors attak
coom
This is the most whites I've ever gotten. Shame about the blue and pink though.
>not sired by the silence man? You have no soulthat's kinda racist......
ROAD TO THE TOP
want teio, fuck cy(not)generous, all we got was scamcha tix
>>549873849
I hate this bird so much
>>549873876>>549874037RETARD
Teio a cute!
I want another uma selector please...I need Rudolf sex
>>549874075
Remind me why Doto doesn't like Opera's jockey?
im so fucking mad right now i got shakur from the ssr ticket
slut
can my 160 IQ taiki win scorpio?
>wins best mobile game>when global is already deadlol
DANCHOU I CAN'T PLAY UMA THERE'S A MASSIVE FUCKING BEE IN MY ROOM
>>549874236He's evil!
>>549873026>so this is equivalent to 6000 carats with a guaranteed SSR. So yeah generousTHEN GIVE ME 6K CARATS WHAT IS THIS MENTAL GYMNASTICS
>>549874242An uma having a lot of sex with her husband (me) does not make her a slut.
Teio sex
filling out a security clearance form while doing fan runs, what a life
>>549874334Danchou's going to BEE pretty BUZZED off with that one haha
sorry for doubting you guyst. /alter/
>>549874450
>>549874312>cyjews just paid off geoff as a last ditch attempt to revitalize global
Why the fuck are we split?
>>549874349It's more efficient on the servers to give you 1 item than 6000.
>>549874334bees are harmless you fucking faggot give it some juice it's probably thirsty
Thank you CYGENEROUS
>Wuwa gets a tenpull>Uma gets Shakur
Kingu...
>>549874485Go back to the thread.
>>549874239
>>549874575Never betray your trainee!
>>549874575Domestic Abuse King when
>>549874312>cygames announces EoS as our rewardBASED
Fan A? that's me
>>549874485I dont know what your on about, but you can stay here with us.
I honestly feel really bad for missing on the Kawakami Princess banner at the last day. She wasn't even on my long term plans nor I cared for her since I started playing the game but, somehow, she won me over. it was one of those cases of finding an uma adorable without the influence of others and I flubbed it by forgetting the deadline of her banner ;-;
I'd have preferred to get shakur at least I'd have been able to cleat it
>>549874239Sex with Sweep.
Week tu cismas
>>549873732So, did you guys win? Jewgames gave you all any good loot for the goty?
>>549874834I forgot to do her 4 story chapters-80 caratsI'm never going to financially recover from this
>>549874834buy her for 20 bucks on 1st anni
My uma gave me a black eye
Digitan LOVE
>team rank F on the first unity cup round
>give 1500 carats for random race day nobody cares about >Give 1500 for Google ranking >Give 1500 for no reason at all>For TGA? Have a worthless air Shakur!What's the gameplan here? Raise expectations and drop the ball at the prime marketing moment?
So even the winning gibs were planned out from the start...
Opera HATEOverlord more like OverFRAUDShe LOST to a G3 horseShe JOBBED to second-rate umas like Cafe and PocketNobody, NOBODY liked her which is why NTR was more populy
>>549874834I just had a gut feeling then decided to spend some of my Kita fund to luckroll her. She came home. I'm planning to pair her with Kingu on my sprint team.
>>549874562>got ElSucks to be you.
>>549875079>was more populyOh no....
>>549875059lmao
>every run was shit today
>>549874962It's ok if she comforted you after
>>549874575who put that there?
tfw I totally believed that Cygames would give carats as reward and pulled one 10 pull to celebrate. I'm now 1500 carats less for my Kitasan pull
>>549875079
T-thank you Cygames I guess ?
imagine
>>5498750594.2k carats for new year? Fucking sweet!
>>549875187You got 1500 for the nomination goyim
Manhattan Cuckè
oi gveilov remember to svpport oomahmoosoomay next time again la remember la gveilov or else no le gifts la vngratefvl fvcks la
>>549875059So a good chance they'll skip the 12M reward and not give it at all anymore
>>549875210Should I cleat her ?
>>549874334There's a Grass Wonder event that deals with that! Quick! Make the first move!>>549874450Bwo... that was so ass...
>>549874239I'm going to shake things up by giving you some vegetables.
>>549875403I bet tachyon is wild in bed.
Yeah cleat your cardsDo itDo it now
>>549875504How will global localizer translate yada?
My first mlb ssr from the free gibs. How to make her work?
>>549874239Too bad you can't bot the rewards huh? (LOL)
>>549875514This is wrong...
>>549875576>nyo
cafe's haunted umanko
>>549875576Harumph maybe?
>>549875514she disguise to prove if her guinea pig would cheat on her, she was right
>>549875579She's great for late surgers. She also gives mood up from first event after the patch
>"Cygames! We report victory on the front! The fans have made their voices heard and the honor of the honorabu VGA's Best Mobile Game reward is yours! Cygames, please accept our admiration!">*Bows*>"Ah, a prestigious trophy to add to my collection. Indeed the fans and Geoff-sama have honored me with such a prize.">"I suppose it is only expected that a gift is given in exchange for such admiration.">"Cygames-asu! We humbly accept the gifted carats! The fans will be overjoyed with your generosity!">"Carats? You underestimate my appreciation. For the Best Mobile Game Award is no mere title to be rewarded with something as simple as a few carats.">"Cy-Cygames-sama, if not carats then what could it b-be?">"There is only one gift that matches this level of admiration...">"...An SSR Support Debut Ticket.">"N-NANI! Cy-Cygames... th-this reward... could it be... this g-gift is t-too generous?">"Nonsense! I am so overjoyed to receive this award, why show my appreciation with a chance at an SSR when I can make it guaranteed instead?">"Though I suppose... not all SSR's are created equal, fufu~. I suppose some fans SSR pulls might be "less than ideal.""
>>549875576NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>549875576Green: NoPink: way!!
>>549875713but I wanted carats
>>>549870279wtf i just got two 3* spd in a row???
>>549875582Just wait for the training pass
Stupid sexy Ogrui
>>549875229
>>549875840So?
>>549875840calm down Kitahara
t-thanks geoff
did anyone beat manhattan cafe career? i just failed mines in URA scenario.i can't beat agnes tachyon in arima kinen. i thought it was because i entered the race with normal mood, but after blowing 3 clocks i keep bouncing between 2th - 4th place and she is at least 1 horse length away from me.what went wrong in this run?
Ah shit, I didn't know I had a free vacation to hawaiiSorry dachou, I'll flatline for a week starting tomorrowDon't kick if you can, thanks
>>549875935the proto-Tamamo...
>>549875935
>>549875942>witlet
>>549875576dont wanna
i'm ready for yeppers
I got a repeat Uokka SSR, arigato Game Awards, you weren't complete shit this year
>>549875926Kitahara is ICHIBAN property thoughbeit
>>549875902kitahara's daughterwife...
>>549875902Jesus Christ those legs. What is that, like 7 feet tall?
>>549876012finally, the home screen seems so empty without an event
>>549875942post deck and available cards nigga
>>549875902Doggy style
>>549875576Heт
>>549876061hahaha, could you imagine that? hahaa
Umapyoi ?
>>549875942She's retarded and you run her as a late. Also that power hurts too.
>>549876251Umapyoi!
>>549876251Yesterday I saw a version of that with way lower quality, why don't you try posting that one, anon?
>>549876251With Gold City
Yeppers?
>get shakur'd>do runs attempt to long S>junior year>3 sleep deprived>1 night owl>4 mood downsToday's ain't it. Best mobile game my ass
click to hear her speak nanbu-ben, a dialect in northern japan.
>>549876251Umapyoi is a cacophony.
>>549876352I want Bitter and Little Cock to molest Riko
when i think about it risking 30k carats for 40 more specialty priority going from 3lb kitasan to 4lb doesn't seem worth iti'm probably better off going for mlb matikanefukukitaru speed
>>549876064outside of creek i have all LB0
>>549876352Riko would never allow this
>>549876251>>549876352It doesn't make sense to call it 'umapyoi" with Riko, it does with Tazuna because she's a
>>549876464wtf is a fleetfoot festival
>>549876548If you have 3lb, use the ticket.
>>549876352YOU CANT UN-UMAPYOI HER COPE COCON!
>>549876352I want to make Riko cum.
>>549876548you need to invest 60k minimum on MTK btw, card is literally worthless if not mlb
I literally have no good unit for this CMI am so fucking cookedCan't even build a decent goldshipI am going to be raped
>>549876552Post the rest of your cards
Just realized that Libra is in 9 hours and I've only got a subpar goldshi.
>>549876697>Can't even build a decent goldshipImpossible
>>549876697Everyone has Goldship.
>>549876548if you can spend money it's better to grab the last copy with those ticket selectors at anniversary5,000 carats is the price of the biggest pack30,000 carats is swiping 6 times
>>549876352This is wrong because Cocoon has the highest chance to umapyoi (You) out of the three
GGGo next
I'm happy with the game separating night owl and sleep deprived but now sleep deprived is so fucking common. IM ON MY 5TH CONSECUTIVE SLEEP DEPRIVED
>>549876814cocoon fucking HATES the player though
Yeppers
can my gemini plat win libra?
>>549876728You have the whole day before you use your tickets.
>>549876906like every uma she hates you at the beginning but likes you at the end
>>549876925yep..pers?
>>549876949It's NSM cup. Everyone with no NSM will lose
>>549876727these are all LB0 as i said
you listening?
>>549876906Anon, it's a fact that the more she "hates" you, the more she's absolutely obsessed with your cock, do you not talk to women?
>>549876814She cant rape me tho. Only my trainee can get me hard.
>>549876969ulala...
>>549876949if nobody else procs spurt or NSM
>>549876889I legit had a run where all manual rests are sleep deprived. I literally cant believe it. Thank fuckimg god for riko.
>>549876996How do you get mlb creek and nothing else?
>>549876996Bro... That collection is terrible from top to bottom. You need to roll a support banner for SRs fast.
I got Dia as a teammate but why the fuck does she look like so high on weed
>>549877075Urara is a pet
>>549876692Anon, she will DIE mid sex!
>>549876569she's a what?
>>549876989Tokai Teio's dad looks like that!?
>>549877180she can handle one time but not a second round
>>549876352Riko is surely a virgin right?
>>549877263of course she is, why do you think she's so desperate to get dicked?
>Manhattan caffe is long>Decide to use a parent borrow I was using for danchou>I'm wildly unbalanced in stam, 1k stam 700 power>600 speed>If I had 9 speed sparks instead I'd have a better stat balance and still end my career on 1k stamfuark... I also got okayish luck on my rolls too.
>free SSR>gold shipi wish we didnt win ...
>>549877453I actually feel like we would have gotten another 1500 instead if we didn't win
>>549877087consulted with hellen wong>>549877118yeah... i know the rest of the card collection is bad.this is the first time i tried running a late uma and trying to understand why i failed the arima kinen here >>549875942 . not enough speed or power?
guts tacchy keeps winning roomsi'm unironically considering dropping the rest of my pre-scorpio borrows on her to try and highroll a 1200/600/1000/1200/600
Being a torena is difficult...
>>549876695>60k minimumyeah doesn't seem like a problem, i've about 35k right now>>549876786i'm looking to buy the anniversary selector to finish up kitasan or fukukitaru, after that it should be smooth sailing from there
>>549877543post deck
I am very excited for Ace Combat 8.
Tachyon is my favorite Uma, but I honestly like Manhattan's career better. I really really wish Manhattan's career basically let you train both uma so they could reach the peak together.
>>549877601I want to yeppers with Mayano.
>>549877597ksb, sweep, riko, nattie, mambo, urara
>>549877601sameI hope it has coop this time
How do I block bakushin from requesting songs from the jukebox?
>>549877717>mambo, urarahaving these two together sounds like torture. did you luck out on an early charming?
>>549877543I'm doing something similar right now
Cygenero...isn't this a welfare card?
>>549877670Sure.But only if you name 5 fighter jets.
2* pow/stam with spurt, that's all I'm asking for...
>>549873732>#1860>previous #1860guess its this episode againthe next baker better correct it to 1862
:>
>>549877814this is guts tickezopower is the welfare
>>549877820...
>>549877789it's not that big of a deal in unity 2bh you're prioritizing arrows for like half a run anyway
>>549877874Does she become good later? No one really runs guts at all now
>>549877836and correct the space mistake on umamusume while they're at it
>>549877836I think thread numbers are cringe and we don't need them.
Anyone wanna be my sugar mama and fund my gambling addiction?
should i waste the SSR ticket now?
>>549877717how is it gutsmaxxing when you only have 2 guts card
>>549877972Are you capable of swallowing?
>>549877920thanks anon I'll give it a try
>>549877932it has on your left, you could use it on latecuckies instead of NN but it's not exactly good
>>549877543Post skills
>>549877972I was once talking with a british anon from /r9k/ and he gave $20 dollars for crossdressing for him and $30 dollars as a bonus
>>549877542wit and guts
>>549878023No, wait 2 years
>I share a thread with actual manwhores
>>549878078this is the current room lineuptacchy was kind of a low roll on guts but i tried her for sss memes and she unironically wins more often than dog
>>549877972join almondlove
>>549878206i'm asking because i now that kitasan black event will come, i'm wondering if that will affect the ticket or not
>>549877820F-22 RaptorF-15C EagleFA-18 Super HornetRafaleF-14 Tomcat
>>549878227There's nothing wrong with being needy...
>>549878364*i know
I feel like sex with Riko would be the most amusing experience. Sure, she would run out of stamina instantly and probably be a dead fish, but the thought of her still reacting while laying exhausted in bed is hot, then the next day you get cornered by her trainers because they can smell you on her clothes or whatever while your Team Carrot looks at you with betrayal for fraternizing with the enemy.
>>549878364the pool only includes cards on release. enjoy your air shakur
>>549878392You googled that.
>>549877542What you need is more power. But your deck is pretty bricked regardless. When do you plan on sparking a support banner?
>>549871563>Your Biko?LB2 (spooked three fucking times btw)>Your Bakushin?I will simply pull one on the ksb banner.>Your Creek?I will simply pull one on the ksb banner.>Your Fine?I will simply pull one on the ksb banner.>Your Xmas Oguri?>Your Dober?I don't want to have sex with either of those umas, so I'm not sure why I'd ever pull for them.
im okay with this from the free ticket, i now have her at 3lb
>>549878494nyo... i'm an /aceg/ fag
>introduce yeppers this quickly>her actual banner still isn't for a longass time:[
>>549875514>stealing pokke's hairclipsTachy...
>>549878565that's awesome anon, i hope you die
>>549878450>cornered by her trainersRiko is an Uma?
>>549877601Despite being a big Ace Combat fan, I never cared much for Mayano. I feel bad honestly.captcha: KKKsg
>>549878597mambo was introduced even earlier...
>>549875237I like how almost every uma is trying to cope with how absurd of an advantage Buena Vista has.
>GBF and Priconne unironically getting better rewards than usIt's time to resort to Sweepy
>>549878227I don't consider myself a whore, we exchanged nudes, he just gave me the money so i could buy more clothes to wear for him
>>549878691Whats her endgame?
>>549878450I want to utterly ravage Riko.
>>549878628I MISTYPED
>>549878227Not surprising considering how much they recoil at people that have expendable income without having to suck a grapefruit through a straw.
>>549878719my oshi is curren chan btw not sure if that matters
>>549878691yukino is actually cute though
>all cygames mobages got free gibs because of the game awards winHonestly pretty based
>>549878597Don't look at Biko Pegasus' JP release date..
>>549878828Their reward is better too because they only have chara rolls
Imagine being an umakisser...
>>549878597>releases a bunch of alts before the core girls even get a normal release
>>549878461it wasn't air shakur :D
>>549878885Nah. This is shit
>>549879030holy shit congrats anon, I think you're the only one to post a creek pull from the ticket
>>549878579at least you're not a muvluvfag
I hate Manhattan Cafe.I seriously fucking hate her.
if you get FineMo/Creek from SSR ticket you're literally hitler
>>549879041I completely forgot that thing exists
>>549878579>>549878494>Toreina! I want a special gift for Christmas!>lol she probably wants to hold hands or go on a date >sure Mayano what do you want?>I want an SR 71 Blackbird! >picrel is mfw
>>549879030DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>549878540>When do you plan on sparking a support banneri've been eyeing one of these three SSR speed banners coming upthere's the generic kitasan black... but borrowing her doesn't seem to be a problem since the friend support list is full of her MLBI am not interested in christmas oguri, so it opens up an angle for mayano top gun and the mati shrine fox speed cards too
in the future do they hold CMs at the foreign tracks like the french one for the larc or the usa one in the story? or is it always in japan?
Rikos / Tazunas energy cost reduction not working on bubble bursting is the biggest tragedy in Uma history.
>cygames giving away rewards in every game because uma won>actual uma players get juan air shakurgrim...
guessing time
>>549879270It is actually grim for uma
>>549879263there was one (1) (uno) l'arc CM
>>5498793432 wit
>>549879343
>>549879174>>54987917470€ dont be a bitch trainer
>>5498793433 stamina, good luck anon!
bwos, you would help her study, right?
>>549879429Tosen Jordan fucks old men for money.
>>549879251I would heavily advice you to dumb everything you have on Kitasan. She got a longer shelve life than these other. LB3 or MLB Kitasan would be ideal, but what you really need are the speed SRs. Yours are fucked and it's holding you back bigly.
>>549879429i would do her assignment for her
>>549877805Capped guts too early
>>549878450more like every other team competing in the unity cup sees you as a whore for sleeping with your boss to take an advantage
>>549879429No, I heard her clique molests vulnerable men.
stop calling her mambo
Sex with VerxinaAlso a fucking support card roll cygames? could at least given away 1500 carats
>>549879382>>549879389>>549879420I wanted medium
>>549879429No.She can rot in hell and suck roppongi nigger dick for all I care for.
THANK YOU CYGAMES; I LOVE YOU0LB though, still a long way from usable.Is there gonna be a rerun, how am I supposed to make her better?
>>549879429
>>549879545Matikanemambo
>>549879429She's the type of woman you see in doujins all the time. She will string you along asking for favors all the time without ever putting out unless you are literally chad.
>>549879583pretty decent if you ever need to force someone as late. congrats anon!
>>549879429she'll start with "studying" and keep moving the line to make you do more and more for her
>>549878756remember
Saw with Belno
>>549879601forgot the image, oops
>>549879429She looks like an actual slut. No.
>>549879270I got Tazuna so I'm fine
>Nearly lost my first Manhattan Cafe career with a really decent stat lineup a/ss/s because all the unity races were mediums and she has b aptitudeNote to self, she definitely needs that medium spark.
My Cream Vanilla is ready.
>>549879723Belno is a lewd girl.
>>549879098Opera O HATE
>people are jealous of super creek rolls>when super creek is useless in the riko / guts metaShould've rolled an actual good card.
...
>>549879601>Is there gonna be a rerunOH NO NO NO
I like her but not enough to pull in her banner when I also have to pull Kitasan Black.
>>549879601nop, we're forced to suffer fellow lb0creek bro
>yet another 650/650/750 long B run ended by oguri peakOne day, I will learn to buy skills before critical end races. Today is not that day.
>>549879852
>>549879926so I gotta waste crystals on her or pray she scares me while pulling on other banners?that's fucked
is there even any benefit of doing 1-1-1-1 instead of 1-1-1-2
>>549879924How many times do we have to tell you that?
>>549879943you will regret it
>>549879601>>549879748next (and only) rerun is... fall 2026 with CB wit
I want her... the wait is excruciating
>>549879601https://uma.moe/timeline
>>549879924Sasuga Kitasan.
>>549880076as long as you enter top 5 it doesn't matter
Mr cock and balls
>>549880123
why is she like this
>>549880076bragging rights, even faster S rank, which means sooner facility lvl 5not worth it though, unless you got a mythical run and have 4 double circles
My Trainee tried to rape me, where I can put a complain
>non-long S non-capped speed end closer can overtake a Long S capped speed pace on the spurt who activated NSMLiterally how is it fairM
>>549880239it depends, who tried to?
>>549880239He thinks a complain will work LMAO
>>549880239in the trash bin. Akikawa always looks the other way
>>549880041It's the nature of the beast
>>549879429do your homework bitch if urara can do it you have no excuse
>>549880239oh, it's right here
>>549880213Thats what you gotta do to become the FAT FUCK of Kasamatsu
>>549880239Blow it out your ass
>>549880285>paceUnironically just run front bwo
>>549880342Yes we know, the internet is full of insane retards.
>>549880398Rice wouldn't say this
>>549880359Urara just have to make a draw of her trainer or something retarded like that
CM6: End>Front>Late>Pace
>Granblue also got SSR ticket for Uma winningAt least we are not the ones with the worst reward anymore.
CM6: NSM > no nsm
>>549880342Umas are stronger than the overall human so you think ancient societies that didnt allow women in their armies would make an excepetion for them?For example was there a roman legion made entirely of Umas?
>>549880398My Rice rapes me every night. It's not fair that even the little girls are stronger than us adult males.
>>549880494front for libra lmao
>>547926131here you go
>>549880342This is the same caliber of retard who bitched about Doto's farm getting donations instead of palestine.
>>549880285NSM cup, as long as you got close to decent stats all that matters is who procced NSM. Umamusume is an RNG game and your platinum streak had to end somewhere.
>>549880084This duo cockblocked my every ace attempt yesterday. I lost every first team race. Dazzling Smile or something?I hate them.
>>549880608nice
>>549880412>>549880494This
very cool sweep you fucking dingus
>>549880615fuck, did people actually say that???
>>549880541>jp celebrate cg with anime oguri>global gets nothingAm I supposed to get hype for her in a decade while Skibidi Rizz anime is airing?
Yesterday's seed was the worst, I hope today's will be better
>>549880687What the hell, isn't this too lewd?
>>549880608now do opera bird
>>549880572what part is not fair?
>>549880608Peam
>>549880701We will totally catch up right when the American Scenario starts
>>549880694That's 40 skill points bwo might still be worth
How come these company leeches get better reward than us, the breadwinner?
I WAS USING THE COMPANY WIFI WHILE POSTING FUCK
>>549880483Which was super cute and I even put it on my mini fridge in my trainer office.
>>549880494Front is always broken. You just need to have the umas and support cards for it
>3 speed + 2 power + riko for goldship>capped speed, 1100 stamina, 1100 power back to back to back even with bad RNG>same setup but oguri>900 speed, 800 stamina, 900 powerhow can this be she should cap speed and power even easier than gold ship
>>549880608rabi anon, have you made fuku already?
>>549880772THE WHOLE LOT! The fact she can pin me to the bed and I can't do anything about it is criminal.
>>549880695There are people in this world that can't let you enjoy anything without politicizing it, the sooner you learn to ignore them, the sooner you can go back to enjoying your hobbies.
Why are Rice posters always so mean?
Are you a metaslave for using Cafe? I thought she was an oshi pick.
Can I get a (You) please?
>medium skills, wet, rainy, NSMFinally Ryan SR gets her time to shine in scorpio, as parent card that is
>>549880823let's see the bright side of this
>>549880983mhm nyo
>>549880823owari da
>>549880954She's a 2nd goldsneed in longs with just a little more effort required, she's definitely a meta pick for long right now.
no
>>549880823BlackRock-san...
>>549880954she is meta only for this one particular cm
>>549880983have a cute Rice
>>549880954she's very good this cm as long as you've got at least 2 MLB speed SSRs in your deck to still hit max speed. The difficult part is bringing 4* worth of end closer sparks on your legacies for end A which nukes your chances of hitting long S
>>549880494backlinechuds...
Yo which Uma gives the best head?
>>549881020>>549881140Thank you! May your next run be a lucky one!
i have seen a triple rainbow once in five runsand it was the one run where i won one race out of five in junior year
>>5498811671 pace 8 end is the best lineup, they only have themselves to blame.
>>549881184
>>549880285That has never happened to my daiwa rocket, you must've died.
>notice my steam playcount is exactly at 777.7>go for a cheeky 1500 pullIt didn't work.
>>549880954bwo she's literally gold ship #2, shes not gonna be sovl unless it's a mile/sprint cm
What the fuck
>>549880954I just assume that any Uma released right before a cm is really good for that cm
>>549880954She's kind of like Taishin. Results rivaling goldship with more effort than building goldship. Metachasers running ends are running at least two of goldship/taishin/cafe so yeah she is pretty meta atm.
>>549881367l-lewd
>Faster Learner>Long S>Spurt spark activated>Dogshit training optionsAAAAAAAAAA go where you're fucking supposed to!!!!
>>549881348Stop being cheeky, you faggot whore bitch
>>549881287
go fuck yourself
>>549881482
>>549881381She's warning you, the descend into the darkness that is Mahjong is not for the faint of heart.
>>549881381is she a bro like Transcend?
>>549880868I have three more to do before i get to fuku
>>549881367so good. I want lucky skebe umas now
>>549881396>>549881374>>549881160>>549881125>been saving for cafe since forever because I like her a lot>made parents specifically for her to run this race because it was her race>turns out she was golship but coolerI may be a master strategist
>>549881381ahh, she's a fan of sum41 I see
why does kitasan and pasa have +0.0001% better odds than the rest?is this our reward for winning TGA?
>>549881575was not aware it was already req'd, good luck and thank you rabi anon
>>549881654Is Pasa card good?
>>549881746yes
>>549881496>fuck cygames for not giving me air shakur
I'm still surprised I haven't seen Uma edits of this epic maymay.>*insert Uma (danchud) or T-head* whips Maruzensky and Oguri who are collecting Fans>smiling Rice Shower (RIP CUMA spreadsheets) watching over them
Sweaty Teio pussy
>>549881746well I was going to spend 60k on Kita anyway, if I get to spark both it will be good then
>>549881619>turns out she was golship but coolerThat's tamamo cross
>>549881790Bakushin is not better than Biko lmao what a shitty list
>>549881913shitty tierlists are doing a good job of gaslighting retards who blindly believe one. I think they should keep it as is.
>>549881458Thank you Uma Jesus
>>549880695you live in the world where people have a mental breakdown over Trump having two scoops of ice cream instead of one.
>>549881992What a coincidence, I have 799 speed too
>>549881746she's good by virtue of being on the same banner as a better card
>>549881496can you even get anything good from that banner or is it like the SR+ banner?
Thoughts?
>>549879748The protagonist
>>549882113super creek, fine motion or maybe some progress towards a semi-useful ssr card you already have
how does Urara not get kicked from Tracen? How did she get accepted in the first place?
>>549882261The card is all about Ogurin being a hungry, hungry uma.
>>549882241born to dominate her trainer
>>549882030IT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PALESTINE THEY DONT GET ANY ICECREAM THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT AAAAAAAAAA
>>549881992>700 stamina
>>549882459maybe he is training her for scorpio
Fuck Trump
>>549881913she's has stinkier armpits, therefore better
>>549882527did he say suzuka deserved it in some demented rant about peta?
>>549882527This, but only because he is actively murdering my otaku hobby and cucked my main shipping method out of Amiami and is forcing me to pick between surface premium (?) and ECMS
>>549882564so that's where kitasan gets it from
>>549881913how is biko better?she's worse in friendship training but she gives energy events, is that it
Scorpio gaslight guide charts when
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
>>549882241>>549882414>Oct 2027I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>15k >no cafeFuck this game.
>>549882756we didn't even get one for Libra
>>549882756When you make one
>>549882694>Teio is bigger than Cafewow
>>549882805enjoy your clovers lol
>>549882694
>>549882810Impossible to gaslight Libra when it's just Endclosers with NSM + Spurt all the way down
>>549882805Only have yourself to blame for rolling without 30k.
>>549882805>pulling without a secure sparkdacchi...
>>549882907What am I looking at here?
what's more important, capping speed or more power
>>549882459She finished ok even with failing her final training. I should have rested instead of doing Riko's last date but I thought there'd be some guts and stam in there
>>549882805>retard bandwagoner rolls without a spark (again)
>>549883021depends on the track, uma and running style
>>549880776Eight years from now?
>>549882805almost 2021+5 and dacchis are STILL pulling on umas without a spark
I got the Grass Wonder Guts card. How bad is it?
>>549882762but did you win against the career enders?
>>549882986The gif fucked up...
>>549880804We are global goyim. These are players from glorious nippon servers.
>>549883038That looks good for Libra, how is your skills game?
I dunno dude i dont feel like Fukukita should be this cursedThe best run i could get with Fuku in Aoharu is barely better than my high water mark like that Doto nearbymy average ace run with Fuku is a middle A rank with this deckThese are parent run numbers and they're consistent
>>549883021the longer the track, the more important speed/distance s becomes.
Which one are the good wit cards?>>549883053what's a sparknewfag btw
>>549883203no way my new anon is this cute
>>549883203pulling at 30k guarantees a spark (redeeming the rateup) with the points you get
>>549882965>>549883053>>549883115>Mine came home in 6k, I only had 16feels good
>>549883191Fuku in Aoharu is barely my high water mark in URA Finale****
SHIRAOKI-SAMA BE PRAISED
>>549883203Spark is to have enough carats to get a pity.You need 30k carats for 200 rolls and then you get to pity the banner you are rolling for.You usually roll for characters with 30k carats and for cards with 60k.
>>549883161On paper it doesn't look bad, it gives you Furious Feat. Unfortunately it's a card with no TE increase
jwu>SSR Make Debut ticketselector bros...
>>549883183This is what I've selected but not locked in. I'm wondering if I'm falling for some gaslights because I have never seen Cafe in a good spot to activate Pump.
>>549883287you're maybe safe now but your hybris will be punished next time
>roll cards with 60kwow.. so this is the infamous "free to play" gacha...
>>54988336060k??? GRIM. This game's for uber whales and neets
>>549883489I'd switch one of the speed skills (masterful gambit maybe, you will be speeding up way ahead and it wont proc) for a white recovery, but looks good, Cafe can activate pump, yeah.
Max 50 pulls on any bannerYou get what you deservePray to Shiraoki-sama
>>549883527f2p is an illusion
>falling for the spark memeNever sparked anything in jp. Still have the best umas and cards. Sparks are for retarded lucklets
if f2p is an illusion then what am i
>>549883518I'm dumping everything I have left (probably around a measly 10k) on kita and not really thinking about any girls after that tbqh. Hmm, maybe mambo in march.
>>549883527>>549883536Good thing there were 4 years ahead of knowledge on card releases so nobody is wasting carats on shit banners, I hope.
>Get pow 2*>No spurt
>>549883702isnt this the opposite of luckletting
>>549883167FUCK YOUI GOT RAPED BY TURF QUEENSBRICKED
>>549883643Some anon yesterday said Masterful gambit was good so I grabbed it. I also grabbed Early Start because it sounded similar. All my previous Cafes in training would pop ult mid race accelerate into 2nd/3rd because there's no pace/fronts and then not get to activate pump until everyone overtakes and it's over by then
>>549883702Post your card deck then
>>549883759>nobody is wasting carats on shit banners>everyone gives different adviceumazing!
>>549883880The real winning condition for Cafe is Chasing After You into spurt+NSM, you can take pump for the pump lottery or buy any other skill, but if she loses is not because of pump.You should consider bringing a pace/front yourself.
Spark is scamYou are throwing away carats
>>549883527>>549883536But I almost have 60k for double spark on kitasan as a f2p? You can definitely make it as a f2p
thanks cygenerous
>>549884162explode
>>549884151i'm not spending 60k on a support banner
>>549884151>510 paidwhere is the F2P in your image?
Newfag here, is this any good?
>>549884162
>>549884057Well this is my first Cafe that actually has spurt so maybe I can try train a pace or at worst throw in my Rudolf who has late/pace A and make her a pace
>>549884235that's from the monthly carat packs which still counts as f2p
>>549884228Show the split.
>>549884240It's literally the best power card in the game right now, even at LB0. Nothing is currently better than Wild Rider without being much higher in level.
this any good?
>>549884240its a strong generic power card
>>549884343alright lil bwo, not sure why you wouldn't trust it
uma&co DanchouI think we should lower quota for newcomer since we're almost halfway through the monthI also think we should lower my quota too
>>549884240Nyes, it's the best power card in the game (but power cards are not very good). You should probably use it in your deck somehow
>>549884443we have a quota?
>>549884394its a consistent stamina card. low when procs but its spec priority is close to (if not THE) highest at the moment
>>549884417Sorry, I've been hurt before. It's hard to trust again.
>>549884394Well it has a boy on it, there's that.
>>549884330Kek, dumbass.
/uma/ club danchoui think we should lower quota for me but increase everyone else
>>549884642i will cum in his front butt then
no I will not watch your sloptuber guideshow's the deck do i just retry until i highroll 1200 stam.
>a make debut SSR ticketI'd rather have just gotten 1500 more carats pure garbage. Never voting uma anything in my life again.
If your danchou is not making the full monthly quota by penis inspection day, you are legally allowed to flatline for the rest of the month.
How do they determine if an uma should be busty or flat? It's not like there's such a thing with female horses
>>549884330another fool successfully brainwashed
>>549884642To be accurate, that's a La-Z-Boy.
front or pace?I'll throw her in, I got nothing else, no skills bought yet
>>549884240Pretty good at 0lb compared to other power cards. At mlb it falls off
Boo!
>>549884885She's a chair?
>>549884835it's determined by how big and muscular their legs are or so I heard
>>549884228>i'm not spending*ftfy
>>549884897>Frontline EleganceObviously front. Pace sucks
>>549884787>>549884897>1200 staminaFor gemini cup, 3200m and 2 debuffs, the stamina reqs were 1100 at the highest, who is gaslighting you into bricking your runs like that?
>>549884787never cook again
>>549885007Nothing has gaslit me, that's what the RNG has giveth
>>549884958I came
>>549884356>>549884409>>549884445>>549884934I should have added I also have Smart Falcon SSR power card. But I'll take it.
>>549884787average brainlet whale makes me laugh
>>549884787>witlet>paceThx for the free win
>>549876569She wore an Uma headband and tail plug
>>549884787you "only" need 900~1000 stam but you do actually need atleast 1 gold recovery
>>549885127no Cafe that's not milk
>>549884787bro your riko? why are you running hishi and tamamo power on a pacechaser?
What is the percentage chance of sweeps SSR not fucking you over? I don’t think I’ve ever gotten the good branch from her first event.
>>549884787My Pace Teio dies with 1000 stamina if she whiffs even one of her 2 gold recoveries
witgod infected me with any Uma that has below 600 wit is unusable mindset
>>549884787>2SPD 2PWR 2STAummm
>>549885426He's right though.
>>549884787I hate rerollers so much
>>5498851560LB Vodka is definitely better than even MLB Falcon but I wouldn't recommend using her if you need her hints unless she's at least 3LB
a date with Xina
>no carats>not a selector ticket>fucking debut cards>0lb is useless dogshitFUUUUUCK CYGAMES I WISH WUTHERING WAVES WON
i just had a run where i had 0 bubbles popped until around classic summer because NO ONE wants to do unity training at all, on any facility
>>549885374I tried 3 times, failed two succeeded one. Idk maybe 50%? Talking out of my ass
>>549885426WIT is very important, not only does it increase consistency in skills but it lowers stamina requirements and lowers RNG like late start or rushed
>>549884860What
>>549876352Cocon's just mad because I umapyoi'd Riko first
>>549883038Should I get a white recovery just in case of debuffers? Is Deep Breaths a good one?
>>549885564>lowers stamina requirementsplease educate me on this
>>549885426Sounds like a good benchmark.
>>549876906it's a thin line between hate and hatesex
any guesses?
>>549885546at least we got some cute newfriends in the general today
>>549885781Uokka
>>549884994>Pace sucksPace is the most consistent, least RNG-heavy style in the game>doesn't need groundwork-level buffing to get the lead like FR and doesn't gas out like they do>doesn't need like 5 acceleration buffs for the final spurt like LS>doesn't get brocked anywhere near as much as EC>bonus: has exclusive access to Gourmand which is easily one of the best recoveries in the game right now.Everyone else you need a little luck on your side, Pace is mostly just a stat check
6 days until I'm finally unbricked....
>>549885781Fine Motion or Super Creek
>>549884787I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THOSE WITH MLB KITASAN THAT ARE ALWAYS WITH THE MOST RETARDED BUILDS
>>549885156Vodka is a better generic card for power (stat-stick + well-rounded hints). Smart Falcon is card you bring when you need her skill hints specifically.
>>549885673Specifically on downhills, your uma can pass a wit check which has them enter a downhill mode which reduces stamina used for the duration.
Everyday Until You Like It! :p
words are that the devil is out roaming about in unity cup already
>>549873827>ears uncoveredBue-chan is so lewd sometimes
>>549885781marked uma
>>549885781Grass Wonder
>>549885781Teio Speed
>>549885887Shouldn't Bakushin or Chiyono be eating that
>>549885820Tldr. Kneel to us endGODS
>>549885815>>549885839>>549885926>>549885928>>549885968Pffffftttt
>>549885781SUPER CREEK
>>549886083>marked
>>549886083I'd take it, I like her a lot.
UMA MUSUMEWINNING GAME AT GAME AWARDNow what?
>>549886083I'm starting to believe Shakur posters are just posting the SSR image and they didn't actually get her, it's very unlikely than over half the thread got spooked by that card.
>>549886054>runs into the brock instead of around it
>>549886083SHES A BRICKHOUSE
Running one card in each stat is the future. That means it’s also best to do it now. 1 Spd, 1 Sta, 1 Pow, 1 Guts, 1 Wits, 1 Pal.
>>549886083bricked
>>549886083Hope you enjoyed your TGA reward
new umatactics just dropped
>>549886236>It is what it isIt was free and yet I feel scammed lmao
>>549885825good job rabibwo, only i notice you're the same rabibwo
>>549886236There is always a 0,000000000001% chance that the entire general gets the same card.RNG can be stupid or funny, depends how you look at it.
>>549885918It is incredibly lewd
>>549886271oh I will wait for sweep tosh SR rate up banner to pull for support cards then, arigathanks sloptuber!
>>549886236I'd have liked to get the shakur at least I'd have gotten 5 cleats out of it
>>549886271>WindyThat's bait.
fuckinpost em
>>549886565That's bait.
>>549885564Rushed has won me matches last CM when bakushin late starts
>>549886636I THINK YOU NEED MORE TP FOR YOUR BUNGHOLE
>>549886654>ramonu is the youngestsee, I knew it....
>>549886636Club + CM carats will complete my Holidays Oguri fund.
HK Vase at 6:10 am UTC, Hanshin JF at 6:40 am, HK Sprint at 6:50 am, HK Mile at 8:00 am , HK Cup at 8:40 am
>>549886236
Ooma muhsoomay
>>549886236I posted shakur too, and it was realMy friends got creek, kitasan and fine motionWhile I got shakurIt was a sign for me to stop buying monthlies and continue on as f2pI won't be spending any money from this point and on
>>549886917>gets unlucky once>stops supporting the gameWhat kind of mental illness is this?
>>549886654hag! hag! hag! kaichou! hag! hag!
>this guy looks tough... i better not waste my parfait>wins all TT races without high score>this guy looks casual, i'll use my parfait>loses all TT race
so since everyone has shakur, now the next shakurs won't be bricks since you can cleat them!!
https://x.com/narumiyuki2772/status/1999311060822827061
>>549886916Why did she pronounce it like that
>>549886916yeah
>>549886951*clap clap* NEXT MEME
>>549886953Bourbon isn't that big
>>549886917Can’t get Kitasan from this banner.
>tfw club owner>Wanted to have a chill club, only requirement is you log in daily>But due to this we can't fully fill up the club because we have a couple of flat liners who basically just log in>Tempted to add a low but minimum quota>Will feel bad kicking people but also not sure how to float the idea to the club because the chat system in game is really clunky and shitty
>>549887160
>>549887209mine is
>>549873842I want to kiss rice shower after she swallows my cum
I can understand Shakur being the worst SSR but why the fuck is it worse than SRs?That doesn't make sense
>>549887238I'm a club danchou and there was a time when we were close to failing our monthly goal so what I did was that I farmed 5M fans on the last day, some club bros also helped out.I'd rather have some flatliners than a gay quota.
>>549887374There had to be one, it just so happened to be her
>>549887238Just kick them and if someone asks just say they just left idk hahathey will never know
>>549887289Havent played SA but I read somewhere that big smoke is just reiterating everyone's order + his
>>549887421Well it's not about meeting a goal but the fact we can't even have a full club cause people don't want to get mooched off of, which I kind of get, we have people who don't even have 15 mil followers yet>>549887548I'll know...
>>549887374Making a brick card adds stakes to the gamble so if you get it you get a reaction that makes the community more active.
You just spam recreation over and over to unlock the final date event right?
>>549887575No, that is just for him, you can see their reactions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM he was just burning time.>>549887602>people don't want to get mooched off ofKill the flatliners as the other anon said, but do it 3 days from now. You will have a proper club if you kick them by that time.
Just brushed my teeth for the first time in 3 weeks, which Uma is for me? Also it kinda burns
>>549886636I only did 1 career cause I got air shakurd and will do it again
>>549887548Insidious behaviorCall them out publicly in group chat instead
need a maruzensky wife
>>549887750I don't remember something like a final date for your trainee, you just get a random one every time
>>549887874Why does it burn for you? I brush like twice a month after like 12 years and it didn't even tingle.
>>549880823>"Anon, why were you sending the text 'Doto rape' over company internet?"
>>549886236I posted shakur, and it wasn't real. actually got a gold ship, but that would have got no (you)'s unlike shakur fakeposting
>>549887238I'd say enforcing a "do your dailies" rule would already kill flatliners who only intend on logging on and off everyday. The only problem is that there might be some bad apples that'll do 1-3 junior year dead end runs and call it a day.
I want to molest and rape Kitasan so bad, bros
>>549886636It was 30k but I pulled 1 10x as a celebration for TGA win...
>>549887874>>549887960bros...it takes like 2 minutes to brush your teeth
>>549887960>>549887874You guys at least shower right?
>tfw 34 years old and never had a single cavity my whole life
>>549887958I think one of them chains into a prior date event, which explains why I'm missing a last one for a lot of them
>>549880823>care to explain this, anon?>screencap of a deformed winning ticket screaming DANCHOOOOOOOOOO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!! IRL!!
all the people who got shakur'd should do a 10-roll before server reset! quick! karma is in your favor! don't waste it!
>>549886636you're not planning on bricking your account by pulling on you know what, are you?
>>549888284You can't brick your account by pulling, only by not pulling.You can always fix a bricked pull with money.
>>549887874>>549887960i've had horrible dental hygiene for most of my life and am paying for it now as a boomer.buy an electric toothbrush and floss every now and then else you're destined to write an identical post to mine in a decade. you've been warned (again).
>>549887960>>549887874Yesterday was my last visit to my dentist, best dentist in the city as far as I'm concerned. During the process lost 6 teeth from the back, had 2 dental crowns at the front, 2 veneers, 1 of them could potentially be another crown in the future if I don't step up my hygiene, some several fillings, and of course multiple canal root procedures. This costed me a fortune of course.Brush your teeth bros. Floss them if you feel fancy.
>>549888152Yeah I go to the gym so I “have” to shower if I don’t want to ruin my bed
>>549888223ah yeah, you are right, I forgot about that one
>>549887874>doesn't brush teeth often>mouth burns>brushes even lessVicious cycle.
>>549811356 >>549825186 I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN BITCH
>>549888487Ines guts is good though (at mlb)
>>549888387Enjoy your lifetime supply of spurt sir
Got seiun sky. Stamina.
Alright, I bought the third daily pack today, it's massive 21$ spent since release, I think i'm losing my f2p virginity more and more. But in my headcanon if pack count is less than 5, I'm basically still a virgin and belong to f2p camp.
>>549888259Magic and Karma don't exist, if it did, a lot of jews should've died by now
