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Teio!
it is over
>all of my aces have a chance of dying before the finish lineplease don't bring your debuffers bros
I want my Manhattan wife so badI need to kill myself
>>549918118thread number guy will have a lil melty in 3 2 1
>>549918251There are going to be a lot of cafes out there bwo...
Marry a kraut.
>>549918361Baku cute!
I found our danchou! Club destruction avoided!
>CM knocking at the fucking gates>My borrows are being wasted by this absolutely dogshit fucking modeWhat is even the point of the preview before you start a race if it means nothing? This is the result of FIVE DOUBLE CIRCLES. Literally the best possible fucking heads up you could have and it kills a run, what the fuck do I even do, this shit is so fucking gay it eats up a limited borrow
>>549918118I finally managed to make a Cafe that constantly gets first place in practice.
How much does she charge per hour?
>>549918251Gold Ship Exploder 9000 is online
post something lovey dovey
There is ONE (1) spot left in the taishin test for a very special anon! Join now!cm6, 8731 97338/9
>>549918478
>>549918478AIEEEEEEEE
>>549918578that man is dead btw
>>549918478mmm... good thing I'm bringing a front runner
>>549918251bwo... debuffers was my whole game plan I'm not gonna make a new team now...
>>549918478Missing Intense Gaze but Nice (Nature)
>>549918368Where can I get mine
Uma&Co is looking for one more trainer. If you want to get A+ club rewards this month!
my cafe is winning in TT so that's good enough for me
>>549918064I got second, rip
>>549918478Where's frenzied? It's deadly on long.
>>549918890>E+ stamwtf
How does trick(rear) work? do they have to be rushed when trick activates?
Anyone piggies have speed ZRR at MLB? Post your ID and I'll give you some free FP (Fillie Porn).
>>549918890>less than 300 stamYeah, you were really pushing your luck there. Next time try to get at least 400-500 stam with Creek there, or if any other uma, at least 500-600 so you have a chance.
>>549918971I'm blind, nvm.
>>549918478Post more Goldship Exploders to make stamina edgers question their sanity
>>549919053It will only trigger if at least one runner is currently rushed. Then it will hit every runner that is rushed in front of you.
>>549918956brian CUTE
>>549918368That kraut is my paizuri slave
Which uma would (you) like to spend this Christmas next to the fire place with?
Do pace chasers have a chance this cm?
>>549919318The student council prez is VERY dangerous
>>549919381Yes but only with very high wit and paired with a Suzuka.
>>549919381I believe in Oguri Cap.
>>549919381A pace Seiun is going to steal 1st from you on finals.
>>549919347
Digitan LOVE
Sorry danchou, my only hope left is to highroll without borrows, and that means giving up on first inspiration until I get good sparks, giving up if I lose any unity races, and giving up at the end of classic year if my stats aren't on track.
Is this CM the worst one so far?
>>549918350the only people who pulled for cafe are redditors who have already quit the game again after doing half of a career run with her then getting bored
>>549919363Suzucute
Whore
>>549919347>>549919551CUTE HAG!>>549919363cute tiny boy>>549919442 >>549919623my cute wife luna
>>549919662No this one is slightly better from the 11/11 since anyone can take NSM and pray. 1&2 were dogshit.
>>549919682This entire thread pulled for Cafe though.
>>549919682I think literally all of the Cafe posters are still here
>>549919662yeahpisces will be probably even worse
which uma is the biggest jobber
>>549919453mister cock balls
>>549919682Let the CM speak for that in about 2 hours
I think I'm just bad at this game. My cards are pretty good (for F2P) and I'm borrowing good parents but I just can't make a CM winning horse no matter what.
>>549919662Every CM is the worst CM so far.
mmmmsugar
>>549919880Taishin.
>>549919880sounds of earth
>>549918118Impressive how this general has fucked up its number since as far back as 2021 with dupes before even reaching the 100's.
>>549919950is she spiking my coffee with cialis
>>549919381I'm running 3, I'll see how it goes
Ok, reply to this post with umas that are NOT Reddit
Uma&Co rank A+ club is still looking for one more dachi to join our ranks 30mil monthly quota, no penis inspection just play the fucking game, shoe trade covers all timezones Drop ID if interested
>>549919662>Is this CM the worst one so far?If this becomes a reality, yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10YgOGrDCF8
>>549920058UMAMAMAMA UMAMAMAMA UMAMAMAMA UMAMAMAMA UMAMAMAMA
>>549919928don't sweat it over long CM bwo
:<
>>549920006she's pretty and I like her voice but she seems absolute bunk as a racer
>>549920110
taurus was the worst and will always be the worst
>>549919662Don't worry though, the next CM is merely weeks away and will surely be better
>>549920231
Super Creek?More like...Super Cute.
>>549920206I will not be watching the concert if I don't win. It's as simple as that.
>>549920231I've masturbated to this image before (actually the pantyless variant), I give it my non-reddit seal of approval.
>>5499201104chan shakur
>>549920309she's so stupidly wholesomely cuteI love her so much it's unreal
You better start believing in redditcos you are in one
if they dont manage to add auto for MANT its probably over for me...
>>549920110Falco isn't reddit, right?
I saw Nattie's seiyuu commented on the game awards, were there any others
>>549919093This is how she turned out, in what should i improve?
>>549920526>reddit tachyon
Attention, everyone please congratulate NARITA TAISHIN on her victory at the Taishin Test!Thanks everyone for joining. May your Taishins have a good CM today!
>>549920358>pantyless versionstop telling lies
Is it true that Kitasan is easy?
>>549919474May your Oguri bring you fortune.
How are we feeling for the cm bros?
>>549919363
>>549920867Sorry anon, that was poorly worded. I didn't mean nopan, I meant no visible panties.
>>549920852>bottom 3 places are all Taishin againPotential uma...
>>549920052
>>549920852First place ran as a front runner the whole race and won.... kino
>>549917107Huh double guts with borrowing biko sort of work.I should have know this before today.Then again, I just got MLB ticketzo with TGA SSR ticket today.
>>549920586Falcon is unfortunately Twitter.
>>549920495sniff sniff
>>549920718The guest parent make it one with 9 stamina sparks. Pop the blue balls on stamina or exchange one of the wit cards for a stamina card, but if the guest parent is heavy on stamina and you pop the balls on stamina you should be fine.If you have the moneys to get Creek to potential 5, you will have access to swinging maestro wich is the best recovery in the game.Maestro and her ult will solve all your recovery needs. But if you still won ura finale, good job, umas with long races are the hardest to build for newbies.
>>549920852>dead lastThat's it, I'm bringing a front Haru
>>549920468MANT does not have auto in JP
>>549921032Gold city wife sex
boy love
Sexy stupid Ogrui
>3/6 cards in my deck have zero starting friendshipYou have no idea how desperate I am right now
>>549921234
>>549920606cute boy wife>>549920818cute dog wife
>>549921026>I meant no visible panties>the panties are still visibleHere you go, anon.
>>549921252it didnt, but they said at launch that they are working on it. MANT is a killer scenario and everyone knows it, it would help with burnout a lot if they managed have it for release
>>549921026blindanon...
>>549921358Creek Sweep Brian?
>>549921660>>549921668Yeah yeah, I knew you'd say that but I also know you know what I meant.
So by the second summer break, what are the stat goals for each summer break? the ones i should have at the start of it
a VERY soulful and lovey dovey thread today!
lovey dovey (romantic) physical violence with cafe
>>549921717I know that you know that I know what you meant but did you know that I'd know that you'd know that I'd edit the image for you? Or did you even know that at all?
>>549920920>>549920920Grimmy. I already started theorycrafting for Scorpio a week ago.
>>549921764Tickezo wouldn't do this, she'd start crying then and there, not run to the bathroom
torecchi
>>549921916She needs choking marks around her neck
>>549921750YOUR CLASS REP CARRIES YOUR BURDENS! SO THAT YOU ALL CAN RELAX!
>>549921923
>>549921916kill yourself
>>549922038I'm not running Bakushin in this CM if that's what you're after.
>>549921232I have the monies but i'm missing a lot of career related items
>>549921730it depends on what is the uma trying to doyou should be able to complete ura finale with 600 on all stats for parent runs
>>549921916Why are foids like this
>>549922103She's ideal for it actually. Just run a team of three of her, and have one pull a chariot while a second stands on the back and cheers, and the third naps to recover from running. They can switch roles every 1000 meters
>>549921730If you're doing ace runs, you should be A+ rank in all relevant statsIf you're doing parent runs, you should be B+/A rank in speed/power/stam
>>549921916daily reminder that even the weakest untrained uma is four times as strong as a well-built human male. The only ever time you will get to be on top or in control is if THEY let you. There's literally NOTHING you can physically do once one mounts you
>Gold light inspiration>”You got two hints for Corner Adapt!”>White light inspiration>hints for unique, URA final, S track, S turfIs this game retarded?
my lil sister is so cute!
bros im falling in love with the zoomer...
Majsoul Friends Room 21201(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21201
>>549922136There is an event right now that gives 50 sashes of each kind if you win the race required. Request shoes in your club, the only long races are the Kikuka Sho, Arima, and the Spring Tennosho to get shoes from them so that is like 8 shoes per run, hard to farm...
>>549922325Gold light just means you proc'd a 3*
OH KONNO GOLDOSHIPSAMA YONDAKA?
>>549922395No you're notYou're just getting older, and starting to recognize your mortalitySo you're chasing young sources of life to ignore the impending inevitability of your death
>>549922395she'll let you fall in love for an hour for 一万
>>549922294Being forced down and ravaged by an Uma sounds hot until you remember Teio exists.
>debut year>3 sweep deprived>0 night owlAm I lucky or unlucky
>>549922568I think JKs are just hot, man.
>>549922623>until you remember Teio existsWhat's the issue?
>>549922623>imagine hot scenario>imagining it with Teio just makes it hottera-anon?
>>549922397jonggers!
I would pay all my wageslave money for enjo kosai with Helios
why do the three goddesses like me better when I breed umas?
>>549922395
On a scale of 1-10 how confident are you going into this CM?
>>549923028NSM/10
>>5499230283
>>549923028Fuck off I'm not jinxing myself.
>this may be the cm that breaks my win streak>more worried about health issueswish me luck anons . . .
what's tosen jordan appeal? genuinely speaking, no vile answers
>>549923028-342/10
>>549920110No contest
GG no re
>>549922061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr07lrGSNUs
>>549923028confident about what? Placing in B finals? 8. Winning A finals? 1.
>>549921032It's okay, Jordan, I bet your trainer would do the same for you too. (In other words, me!)
>>549923134Her card's really fun to use
>already tested for multiple stamina goals to see which stamina i need to hit vs 2 neichas, 1 neichas, or 0 neichas >already researched which skills are good>tested it in practice rooms All I need is Dober. The wait is excruciating.
>>549923028A>B>2nd place UNLESS most of the playerbase is doing the same as I do in which case it can go either way
>>549923134She's incredibly retarded.
>>549923132
last second testing to see how fucked I am 69251520
MLB Eishin or 3LB Kingu?
I think my robot is defective
>>549923134>What's her appealThis https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
i got LB1 Tokai Teio from today's ticket do i drop a cup of coffee on her or is she useful
>>549923028Getting into A finals, 100% confidentLosing A finals, 100% confident
>>5499230280
>>549922568>>549922654both of these can be true
Sex with Verxina
>>549923134eeeeeeeeeeeh maaajiiiiii
>>549923336
>>549923438glue
>>5499223973/4
>>549923468She's good for pacers, but you should still dump coffee on her
>>549922972UmaERA?
guts is speed
>>549923132>>549923336>>549923539cuuuuuuuuuuute
Sloppy Knockers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>549923596nyes
Fuck you I'm running a Front
>>549923247could have saved all that time and just reuse your leo uma
>>549923539
>>549923698I won Leo with my URA umas because I'm not a fraud.
>>549923028getting to A finals 10. winning the finals 3.33 (reoccurring of course)
blessing your daily 50 carat pull - you will get an SSR today but only if you pull in the next 5 minutes
Taishin is flat and ugly
Saggy Udders, like Maruzensky suggested.
>>549923352>>549923352>>549923352still open unless I fucked up the settings
>>549923760
>>549919928I have kitasan black MLB and only won once and always lost group A finals
>>549923919Big head hands typed this
Holy Based. Thank you Goy Show Awards
>>549923432Very cute. Thanks for sharing this. Still not pulling for her though.
>>549922294Vodka would be too embarrassed to stop me, she's the only truly rapeable uma
>>549923670Based. I haven't tried it yet but long-medium-long CM may be the most opportune time
Blue Bloom, like I came up with on my own
>>549924053
>>549923969
>>549924180CUTE CUTE CUTEI LIKE BOYS NOW
>>549923868times overif you didnt pull you aint getting today
Just me, or is this by far the best thread in a while?>No raging autism (yet)>No xyz buzzword e-celeb whatever garbage>No screaming but isntead a ton of cute imagery>>549924050>Still not pulling for her though.That's fine, neither will I.https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/
I fall for any uma propaganda, every time
Glue Room, like where I’m sending my trainee.
>Team CarrotSurely YOU can think of a better team name....right?!?
>>549924350I can ruin it right now if you want.
>enjoying Cafe's career>suddenly reminded that Scotland existsgrim
>>549924504Surely you wouldn't want your cute CF to start crying
>did my 30 minutes of obligatory """real""" gaymingback to uma I guess
>>549924460uuuuhHappy Hoppers?
>>549924460
>>549924460Hmmm… How about… Carrot Pudding?
>>549924739The STRONGEST team...
>>549923028I'm happy if I make it to Finals B
>>549924808>sex>hyper sexy and marriage>loooooooots of hugging and headpatting>sex>get raped by
>>549924808run urara the hags are going to jump on you!
>>549919880Sirius, no doubt.
>>549923028getting into A finals, no sweatwinning, eh, not so sure
>>549923028I have 3 witlets and I sure hope they don't fuck me in the ass
>>549923134borger
>>549924808sirius is kinda aura
what the actual fuck??? how???
>>549924460Torena Toppers
>>549925363>>549925402THIS is a sign for CM and that we can safely ignore all S and S+ uma. LUCK GAME
>>549925402your recovery didn't proc, obviouslyalso retard
>>549925402>long ABrick
>lost all room matches so fargrim
fuck I hope this Mayano is good enough.. I couldn't get power beyond 1000 or wit beyond 600 on my Long S runs
>>549925402when you are blocked, you are blocked
>>549924053Please consult The Rape Chart
>>549925402>got distancedjesus christ
HELPAny A/A+ clubs recruiting? I just got randomly kicked because i slacked for a few days, not even flatlining, just doing a career a day before picking up the slack later. I can do 1m/day on average
>>549925591too much staminano late race speedbad uma
>>549925750Nice of your danchou to give you 2 days to get a new club instead of waiting until Monday to kick you
>>549925402Yeah I'm thinking this CM is a joke
>>549925750DANCHO, HIRE THIS MAN
>>549925750sent :)
>>549925591ignore the other one I posted, that was an old onebut yea same thing no pump is a little sus but should be good otherwise
>>549925750>kicked for being a leech>desperate to leech some moreI don't think so buddy
>>549925750Uma&Co still has openings, doesn't it? Post ID so I can doxx your previous club
>>549925402Curren would never
>>549925750>I can do 1m/day on averageYou should join B+ honestly
>Classic yearIs this the run?
>>549924053She would get a massive nosebleed the second you got too close to her and pass out from the bloodloss
Umas with abs.
>>549925402bro, your 800 wit??
>>549926198Losing to Unity Cup Finals. 1-4.
>>549925402I had Biwa finish 7th in one of those, long is funny
>>549926136Don't think that you can get away with this forever. I'm building a long Falco at this very moment.
>>549926198>guts went up by 6Brick
>>549924460team BIG NIGES
>>549925943if he kicked him after the deadline he would have lost what little fans he brought in and most likely wouldn't be able to replace him
>>549926198goodluck anon I'm rooting for you
>>549926286
>>549924302She's not a boy.https://jiggie.fun/drbyhttps://jiggie.fun/drbyhttps://jiggie.fun/drby
>>549925402chestlets, when will they learn?
>>5499261761m/day is like bottom of the barrel in an A+ club, you will meet the quota at that pace for sure. Danchou and the other members tolerate you just because they can't find anyone else better.
>>549925750>randomly kicked>slacked for a few days>randomly kicked
>>5499254904chan Tachyon!
>>549926238big if true
>>549926429>has right ear accessory>wears shorts>has a fat cockumm, anon
>>549926365It's not about the fans (he was flatlining anyway) it's about sending a message
>>549918731My boy male husband who's a man
>>549926198RAINBOWLESS SUMMER
>>549926238
Meanwhile, in my club
>>549922568That's homosexual poetry written by a woman.Entire planet wants to fuck peak jk. Optimal breeding age.
>>549926587
>>549924808Holy FUARK
>>549926828DANCHOUWE NEED A BOT TOODANCHOOOU
>>549926828same
>>549918118stop fucking up the number you absolute retard
>>549926828CURIOUS
>>549926828lol that’s 100% an /Uma/ Club application in the making wtfff
>>549926994partner instead of trainer is weird
>>549927081she only calls you trainer when she's upset with you
N-
daiwa sukaretto ikuayo
>>549927203NICE
guys any A clubs looking for members i can do 250k per day :)
47 minutes until we gamble on NSM and spurt
>>549927394i think you should join A+ clubs
>my streamer finally livenow I can do my runs
DANCHOUUUU
>>549927618Thats an /uma/ club?
>>549927618>actual doxxingAIEEEEEEE
I'm guaranteed group A finals again so I just wish we could skip to the last day so I can watch my S rank Goldship job
My German wife enjoying some sun.
>>549927618>mfw doxxed
>>549927615this guy's cooked chat, brainrot stream during brainrot farming
>>549926384fuku rape
>>549927618>doxxing>probably not an uma club
>>549925402damn looks like I have a chance for this CM!!
>>549927783Shame about her summer outfit tho
>you need to actually finish a career to get any fans at allthis is some nigger shit
>>549927805it do be like that fr
>>549927805NTA but what if I'm enjoying brainrot soulless (bot) farming while watching the very last piece of Top Gear content till I'm done with my rewatch?
>>549927081she used to be a delinquent
>>549925402High IQ running > coffee addict chasing after a ghost
>>549927735>>549927740nyes...
What's the point of getting +10 energy instead of +30 unless you're already getting maxed from 10? It literally never gives you slow metabolism.
Which uma will wake be up with gentle bites to my collarbone?
>>549928081you have to even it out for good karma
>>549923028After today's practice runs about 3/10
>>549927618>danchou posts multiple times his club is full>the members in question:Are they Danchou's boyfriends or something?
>>549928072Well thats a non issue then. Also that club is full of fags and freaks going by their trainer names
>>549927615The female (not vtuber) streamer I watch is live right now but I'm a VOD enthusiast.Sometimes you gotta pause and supervise a race.
>>549926198>Job every important race>Zero rainbows every other turn>Fail single percent trainings>Consecutive mood downs>Sleep deprived 4x in a row senior year>Borrow card events didn't finishIt wasn't the run...
>>549928151oh that makes sense
>>549918459Long S is a gaslight after all
>>549928197>jealousheh
>>549928150I WILL gently bite her ear and she can't stop meI WILL gently fondle her ears and she can't stop meI WILL gently [action here] her ears and she can't stop me
>3rd in satsuki sho (first time not getting 1st apparently since quick mode turned off)>placed 4th in dahby>green woman said not enough stamI'm sorry, but this is URAWhat kind of fucking stats are needed for the fucking spring races now?
>>549927618Holy mother of dox
>>549928521*spot struggles u*haha get fucked nerd
>>549928197it is an /uma/club..
>>549928337>girlcock>uglybastardGreat company and you better pray that one dude never stops carrying
>>549928591>wojak troongo back to v
>>549928521>Firm Conditions O>Wet Conditions OI got something firm and wet for your O right here
>>549928591please don't post shit you find on twitter
>>549928521You're a witlet to compete, don't believe green woman.
>>549928630I did 60m last month though...just waiting for Kita-chan
I don't think zoomers know what actual doxxing is whenever someone posts their club fan activity unless they put their game name they use for every game they play if so you're fucking a retarded dumbfuck
Post something wholesome with tails and legs
EISHIN FLASH
nyo... why is artist-san like this...
>>549928815its a joke you retard
>My team meets the stamina check but don't have capped speed, my Cafe didn't even break 1k speed. They all have long S, though.Eager to rely on my Gemini strat again of "hope I go against statlets and basically win by default"
>>549928896>do not repostnothing weird or out of the unexpected there>DO NOT TRANSLATIONlol okay faggot have your shit die and be forgotten then
Are you going to queue immediately?
>>549928892Indeed.
>>549928917idk zoomers are that retarded
>>549929031I always queue immediately for one set then do the others later.
>>549929031yeppers, I only queue late if my umas cant win against whales
>>549929031I am going to sleep now.
i still haven't used my new freebie ticket because i'm scared of shakur
just ignore the loser having a melt down over zoomer and the doxxing jokecontinue the cute wholesome vibes in here
Anyone watching America's Day at the Races?Or are there only turfchuds in this general?
>>549929238Count to 7 before pressing the button and you will be blessed with good luck
>>549929238no need to delay the inevitable...
>>549929031Never queue immediately. Wait two or three minutes so casuals can launch the game
>>549929031It's day 1, what kind of gay ass nibba would cheese day 1.
>>549929126Same.
>>549929305that was all I was going to post faggot relax
Are you ready? And remember, the strongest uma wins here.
>>549929352banana fiend
>he is still melting[-]
Guys it's been 18 months... where's Riko.....
>>549923127based gacha addict>"give it to me straight doc">"Well..">"No my Champion's Meeting results I've been scared to play my finals match"
>>549926942I see myself!
>>549929451Soon.
>>549929451I'm scared I'll luckshit too hard and end up in group A for round 2 again.
>>549929654why did they slow down right there...
https://youtu.be/Xowx921-cKUhttps://youtu.be/VYFZLy71_8Ehttps://youtu.be/KSyvsXEz928
>>549929654
>>549929680BECAUSE SHE HAS BIG TITS ANON, THEY SLOWED DOWN TO SHOW HER MASSIVE TITS
>>549927618You're not even from Bricked, you're just a shitposting dramanigger.If you were from here, you would've talked to me personally and not hide behind anonymity like a bitch. On top of that, the issue has been addressed in the club already. You would know if you were in here.
>>549926828Snitch on him, Cygames will send you 1500 carats as a reward.
>>549929680gay post>>549929813straight post
>>549929238masturbate to shakur before pulling to trick the desire sensor
>>549928182>he doesn't have an /uma/ bfngmi
I want an /uma/ gf
>>549929680gravitational pull got stronger
>>549929238She's waiting for you, anon.
>>549929857lmao did that guy hit a nerve
>>549930052>spoilerbest we can do is a >>>/cm/
>>549930052
>>549927618mambochuds will make the big stinky about 1 flatl*ner when top300 clubs have 4 of them lole
is uma stan good for next CM?
This is one of those runs that hurts the most, got Night Owl twice but still man, everything else was great, good RNG, good sparks, good trainings, good unity bullshit, I literally just played it poorly. I fucking threw, and I have no one to blame but myself
>>549930052>womencringewe fuck boys here
>>549929743At last a good Oguri model. Finally, she has, well, no pants, but shorts is fine too. Skirt never suited her.
>>549930081wtf that isn't a board about chamme
>>549930157>is uma stan good-no
>>549930052i met mine at a con while cosplaying and after she asked for a photo
>>549930157it's a generic white velocity skill
>>549930182one of the few characters who would be cuter if she had a cock
>>549930182There are no male umamusume.
>>549930265based groomer
>>549930194
>>549930265RIZZ GAWD
>>549930157>is uma stan good-yes that's why golshi wins usually, she has it built in, you need uma stan on all lates/ends or else they are dead weights
Which half-assed uma is getting kicked from the team?
>>549930327>there are no male umamusume
>>549930052this but bf...
>>549930452Correct. Umamusume are all females.
>>549930443the one with Long A
>Super Creek>Isn't Super
>>549930470the only bf candidates here are all fat ojisans
>>549930567We are not fat.
>>549930327>There are no male umamusume.>>549930470>bf
>healer grass>0 speed growth rate>2 speed cards only>1k speed on senior aprilWhat the fack bros
>Senior year>Two supports still at greenFuck my nigger chungus life
>>549930567I am fat, true
>>549930443Don't bench the orange uma you will be cursed
>>549930619I am fat
reminder:it's a gold ship world. you'll be reminded of this fact for the next week.
I still don't know what I'm doing for this CM. I made a lot of mediocre aces but I don't know which two to pair with my Fuji wife. I'm thinking of going with Eishin Flash and Seiun Sky.
>>549930567I'm not a candidate
HOW LONG?
fat fucks
2700 carats secured
>>549930567i've been thin my entire fucking life though, just stop eating when you feel satisfied but 99% of people just keep eating like disgusting pigs
Turf Queen status?
>>549930741
It doesn't matter, it's a Goldship and her two friends
>>549930727about 3000m
>>549930793piggie general though
>>549930741>doxxing the danchouwhy would you do this
Mambo owes me a revolution!
Hahaha I just beat Biwa in the legend race... and still lost, to Winning Ticket
>>549930924The mambolution will not be televised.
>>549930793Sedentary lifestyle will make you fat eventually, even if you are not eating a lot.
>>549929238Nothing to fearAccept your fateJust let it happen
>>549930796the dream is over
>>549930673enjoy it while it lasts
>>549930741I've heard the name Daystar before...
>>549930741DANCHOOOOOO WE NEED TO FIND THE RAT
>>549930741Kicked for doxxing the club.
>>549930741Danchou! The chat logs are being leaked!
Question for the pigge persecutors in this thread.I understand disliking or just bullying whales for pissing away money on something pointless. But if my soul were unsullied by oinking and I was a true f2pgod I would have spreadsheets full of optimal free caret spending and I would still be dumping my stash on various banners. The result would be having many SRs and probably a few decent SSRs. Yet I see totally reasonable decks (one MLB SSR + mid riko + MLB SRs + borrowed kita for example) getting oinked at. Are the posters itt just hyper spiteful lucklets, people taking the piss, or some mysterious third thing? I'm autistic and desire knowledge, please respond.>pic unrelated, just the most annoying fucking card I have and will have forever.
>>549930741>rorimastahyjk he has 2gb of loli porn in his hard drive
>>549930975I wanna get molested by this cute tiny girl
>>549930984>>549930796THE RAPED
>>549930967FUCK
>>549930494I will now choose to believe in this conspiracy
>>549930567literally a non-issue, but most people only see me as friend material at best
Why do we like Chiyono?
>>549930265what was your cosplay?
>>549931062>hydrates you
>>549931062if you have either Creek, Fine Motion, Biko, or Bakushin MLB, you're 99 times out of 100 a piggie, I'm fine with flaming an innocent soul if the other 99 still get shamed
I've fallen asleep instead of using my borrows for a last attempt to long S it's too fucking cold
>>549931062a bit of all of thosethis is the place where jokes go on too long and genuine retards join in, after all
>>549930741I'm already running a bruteforce script to log into those guys accounts and spend all their carats on the support banner
>>549931187theres a lot of white women ITT and Chiyono looks like a dog
>>549930673We'll see about that.
>>549931187dogs = cute
>>549929654>>549929807>>549930773MotorboatingNursing handjobPaizuri
>>549931090
>>549930994You owe me (and many others here) sex, pay up already
>>549931062people who scream at whales are the reason the saying that goes "act retarded and retards will think they are in good company" or something, existthey are just mimicking a funny teioposter that later became a piggy himself, ignore anyone shaming """whale""" decks, or real whales at all, they are just retards
7 minutes until cm (canal mdestruction)
>>549931278>women
>>549930470Sorry anonymiss, despite this thread being full of jacked powerlifting ojii-sans with lucrative careers, all of us are married.
>>549931278>"man's best friend">immediately considers dogfuckersthis poster may not be a man
>>549931283cafe has cute eyes
>>549931385For me, it's Air WIFE
>>549931020>WE NEED TO FIND THE RATCommissar, I think I'm got some clues.
does any of that umas even have a chance of winning
i wasted a fucking hour to use my borrows and abandon career on the 3rd year because no aptitude drops. what a waste of time
>>549931306Ya, like that.>Boy nerd uma>Has lipstick appliedGay
>>549931368Only kids and women play mobile games, and kids can't have credit cards
>>549931468yes
>>549930984>he really thought
>>549931256I will warm you up with my D inside your boobs, Doto don't worry! Get a heater blanket
>>549928150Shinko Windy, obviously.
>>549927618ALL added to the LIST
Cafe lost on the fucking Final of the URA Finale.How do I even build a long distance uma? I've tried with Cafe and Gold Ship several times but I always fuck up.
>>549931523literally me
the best thing to do about rats is to ignore them and they're most likely brown
>>549931551Anon said gentle...
>>549931468In Open yes
What's /uma/ snacking on for this fine evening? For me, its cheese and crackers.
i dont have a good third team member yet hahadepending on who you ask i probably dont even have a good first or second team member
>>549931520which one?
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>549931187She cute!
>>549931468>none of them has NSMone fucking job
>>549931215N from pokemon, i had the bodytype and putting it together wasn't that expensive, just time consuming to make the accessories
>>549931468Trainer license revoked
today will be the DAY that goldship finally starts the decline to irrelevancy
2 minutes left!
>>549931596hit the treadmill fatass
round 1 roll1-4 => 80% WR5-9 < 80% WR0 fail to get to into A round 2
>>549931448>cafe is cuteFixed that for you.
LET ME IN
>>549931187she is cute and sex
>>549931612none of my entrants have spurt (one has straight accel) and one has long Sjust set your expectations low and you'll do fine
>>549931636I'm sorry anon, I didn't even look at them, I lied...
>>549931468why can I never be matched against these niggas
WHAT DO I RUN FOR SCORPIO ALONGSIDE MY TAIKI SHUTTLEI WOULD RUN SUZUKA BUT I DON'T HAVE HERTHINKING ABOUT SMARU AND SEI
remember, if you don't queue the second that CM unlocks then you didn't really win.
>>549931765Oguri wouldn't say this.
>>549931768prayge
>>549930741>cntReported to Cygames for avoiding filters and cursing in chat. Your days are numbered, Uma&Co!
>>549931640Don't tell me what to do, faggot
>>549931187chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>549931685Careers run by bots cannot win against Riko, go figure.
>>549931768I love matikanefukukitaru so much
>>549931824Rudolf and GW
648218932976Please recruit me, i average 30-40m a month
IT STARTED
Ah shit, here we go again...
do not queueing until XX:05first 5 minutes are whale rape
>>549931824Doto and Sei, don't use 2 fronts.
>>549931974only 40m? Danchou ignore this man
QUEUE NOW
I'm not queueing for 7 more hours, good luck
>>549931596I had half a bagguette left so i sliced and broiled it with some olive oil and salt, warmed up a bit of brie and sliced some peppered salameHaving that with some green olives while i do my runs
IT'S TARD HOURS, QUEUE NOW
I feel like my aces are trash for cm6. If they lose mid-race they can't win
*Hack* *cough* mou... dame...
LIE-BURA HAI
>>549931974UMA&CO DANCHO HIRE THIS MAN HURRY HURRY HURRY
>l*ng CMno way fag, you guys take care of it for now
May as well get fucked already instead of delaying the inevitable
do NOT queue at the whale primetime
nice lobby nerds
>>549932084fried up some sausages and eating with beans
>CM startsRIP the thread see ya in a few hours when things calm down
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo I'm not falling for it I'm going to bed and queuing tomorrow
OINK HOURS DO NOT QUEUE
sovlsovlsoulless
>tazuna pronounces it "lyebra"
>almost hit autoselect from muscle memory
What does NSM mean? (wrong answers only)
OF COURSE I LOSE TO A GOLDSHIP
Post opponents so I can decide whether to queue or not
>>549931612Yeah I've been desperately trying to get a decent third but nothing has presented itself. I don't even know man. It's probably going to be my gutsGOD suzuka at this point and I don't know how to feel about that.>multiple guides say stamina+guts is the relevant metric for measuring your gas tankh-haha so I have plenty then right...?
>>549932261Nonesuch Mincemeat
>>549932261no (trainee wants) sex (with) me
i already lost...
What did these sweaty smelly uma shoes mean by this?
END YOURSELF NOW I'M NOT GOING TO QUEUE WHALE PAY PIGS
I AM QUEUEINGFACE ME IF YOU DARE
I'll queue right now because I don't care enough to wait for a better time
>>549932261Non-Swinging Maestro
>>549932261Narita Stop Mroad
>>549932261No Stopping Me!
Uhh bwos?
>>549932337I know it's you...
>accidentally pick up maya's unique skillthank god I didn't get long S
>>549932261No Such Maneuver
>>549932337I'll take you on!
>>549932337sorry anon im waiting until wolfpack anon queues
>>549932337smells like bacon in this btich
GETFUCKEDGOLDSHIP
>>549932389which maya?
>>549932434Fuji CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>549932261Nice Succulent Mammaries
What would a Rudolf anime be like?
>>549932387*kisses you deeply on the mouth with lots of tongue*
I don't know if this is paranoia talking but this feels like a fucking BAD omen
>>549932337nyo
>>549932497
>>549932534*whimpers and cries into your mouth*
>>549932518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V87fsP5B05k
>>549932337FIRST BLOOD FOR MY ICHIBAN
>>549932385Yeah? What about it?
I forgot to open a spreadsheet for this CM, fuck
i went 1-4, only win was with ryan, and every other race i got secondill queue later
QUEUE NOW IF YOU WANT EASY 3RD PLACES
A soulful first match.
>>549932261Notoriously Sexy Mares
I think someone put their Super Creek on front by accident.
Alright then
>>549932667wtf bwo you're supposed to be freak out and call me a tranny or something
>didn't even proc NSMThe NSM lottery is getting me nervous
>>549932667>>549932534GAY
How come Priconne and Grubble got better gibs than us for winning an award?
>they fell for it
>>549932779did she win?
>>549929857>club name changed>not announced in the threadI'm noticing something
how come youre such a DISGUSTING FREAK Curren
tickezo is trying her best
Not bad. I'll try with Suzuka now instead of Mayano
>>549932884She gassed a bit before the final stretch
>>549932784Sorry I'm from /aicg/
Any pace promotion wins?
>>549932850they still need revenue from the kita banner
>>549932753The Rice Shower got me...
>>549932720LOL
>>549933034THAR SHE BLOWS
I'm not even making it to group A or group B this time it's over for me
>>549931593If it doesn't draw blood, can you even get hard?
>>549933034squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>nothing but S lobbiesI'll queue later
HOLY FUCKING OINKER
>>549932972are ai chat bots videos game?
>>549933034imagine losing to chinpo windy
>>549932940Curren is a good girl! Nobody can be as cute as Curren. You're wrong about Curren! Cute Curren-Chan Cute Curren-Chan Cute Curren-Chan
>>549933019Will the Dorito Pope give us a Halo collab?
Holy kwab
>>549933151>kwabgo back trnany
>Spend ages trying to make a good Cafe and Taishin for this CM>This Grass I randomly got is winning more than both of them combinedwhy is it always like this
Just saw a Special Week with MLB Kitasan, Fine Motion, Super Creek, Biko and Riko that named himself F2P.
Eat my ass "sovl" players, enjoy losing to A distance horses
I can't breath
heh thanks for blowing your attempts on oinker hours, ez promotion for me tomorrow
>>549933130dude that's my acc, please censor it properly next time, ty
I have not seen a single NSM proc out of 3+30 racists.
>>549933280he's f2p bwo
Long CM is always funny
>0-15Anything over 1800m is not a real race anyway
>>549933214Such is a samurai's skill.
>>549931062There are far better ways to spend your salary. Sorry you got Cy-scammed, man
>>549932972I'm putting you in the microwave, anon
I don't like long cms
my goldship couldn't activate anchor because everyone was an endcloser and she was in position 4 the whole time
Evens I go in now without doing borrow runsOdds I wait
You guys are retarded :<
Fuji wife!
>>549933017Not pace promotion, just an honest pace win.>ryankeks
>>549933331you called?
>>549933491I think you should eat your vegetables.
I don't like cms
>>549933017my a&s rice is winning when someone doesnt run a retarded front that just comes last
>>549932821>procs NSM, Pump, Spurt, unique in one run>uma drops back into 9th >only procs Spurt in another run >uma pulls way the fuck forward without using anything else and winsSometimes it feels like skills don't matter
>>549933491you've had seven hours to do borrow runs wtf have you been doing
Will we ever get to train Heart Seizer?
>>549933631>anon is bewildered by non-NEETsmany such cases.
THEY REALLY NEED TO FIX WHERE THE FASTFORWARD BUTTON JUMPS TO IN THIS RACE HOLY SHIT
NSM has successfully turned this into a joke CM
Forgot to buy NSM on my Taishin but she won all 3
>>549933589it's ok bro just do fan/parent runs for your club or go for expert titles for your favorite umas don't worry *gives hug
MAJIRO MAKWEEN
0/51/40/5what a joke of an event. each fucking CM it's the same bullshit. pvp like this shouldnt exist in a whale biased game
how the fuck am i supposed to beat this
lol
>2/5Not looking good bwos
>>549933631I actually had to work today and I fucking hate my coworker so damn much
>>549932969Yep, I'll stick with Suzuka, no one is running fronts.
Anyone still looking for a club
>>549933715just 2x/4x the race.
>>549933761you didn't actually try and build aces, did you?
Man... I am not proccing Maestro nor NSM
>>549933817that Cafe needs more stamina bwo
>>549933631anon your job?
This game truly is blessed to have the most retarded whales in existence, and S Rank Umas that didn't take NSM are the punchline
Rocky start but Daiwa finally locked in
>>549933761open league is there for casualfriends
>>549933773Believe in your uma bro.
Apologize to her
Got two wins against shitters after losing all of my first round, retired I want to get third in group b
golshi game
>>549933862when does your daiwa catch up to your suzuka?
>cafe taking more wins than golshiHuh...
UH
I dunno if I can really take part, I still haven't built a good Manhattan Cafe
>>549933934I'm aussie
>>549933801>doxxes himselflol lmao
so many whales
>>549933883i fucking tried but my gacha luck is awful so i can't compete with wales
Oh no no no metakeks
fave rating doesn't make a lick of sense>>549933872still takes way too long imo
FALCO WOULD NEVERCURREN COMET
>>549934025Right before the last corner, she activates her unique and if I'm lucky also NSM off of Suzuka
No one fucking took NSM, I love this CM what the fuck?!?!
>>549934110taffeloo
>>549933491>>549933819Machan sex
group B securedtime to skip the rest of my races
>>549934083your cards are either god awful or torenah-issue.
I might not make it to A finals this time bwos
TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>549933929yeah.... I think she's 50 short of 1k
>>549934110what the fuck
>2/5>1/5Yeah I'm not even going to try. This is the first CM I've did so bad the first day so that simply means I'll ultimately lose anyway
>>549934110AAIIIEEEEEEFalcobros, how will we ever recover from this?
So many solo Fronts... so much carnage... this CM is the bloodiest yet
CM status /uma/?
>>549934127everyone took itjust everyone is a sub 400 wit witletfree wins though
>my experimental End Closer debuffer Air Groove's debuffs do fuck all to Gold ShipOh well it was worth an attempt to see.
We did it Taishi bros
>>549934110I kneel
DAIWA ROKKETTO
>piggies are out in full force
It's over, worst WR I've ever had round 1. What the fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmm nyo im not queuing
>>549934195I immediately qualified for group A it's fucking over
im gonna need at least 3 more highrolls after this
im going against people with 600 stam
>>549934110CURRENGOD I KNEEL
If you used Goldshit you dont deserve your wins~
>2/5>2/5>2/5im tired.
>>549934485ICHIBAN! NUMBER ONE!
>>549934208NTA but despite MLB Kita and Halo (and even running 4 speed cards at one point) the fastest Golshi I got in 6 borrows had 980 speed. The game can be retarded at times
I love this shit, my Taishin doesn't even proc her heals, but NSM gives such a fucking lead the other Umas can't even catch up after she gasses out
>Mcqueen late starts>ends up 9th>gets rushed>runs to 2nd>dies cause of rush>bodyblocks everyone except my AceMy queen!
>>549934485
>>549934110CurrenGAWD tearing up the track
I can't even win this long ass fuck CM what the fuck
My golshit can't win for shitShould I glue her?
>>549934110>"It's thanks to you that I can be cute everyday"Succubus confirmed
absolute DAYLIGHT between smol and the field
its looking grim bros... might be a B angle
2/5, 3/5, 3/5, 5/5my rice is winning more than the other two somehow
Good night friends!!!
>>549934603Beautiful.
Yes, I think this is a Golshi game.
>>549918118>Umamusume wins Best Mobile Game at Game Awards 2025Were you guys even happy about this
>>549934713Umasumi Tanku chad
>>549931178You're my umadacchi and I love you regardless
sure is weird that the "end closers" get to the front of the back way before the end
:)
>>549934789no they gave us a shakur ticket
>Haven't run into a single Virgo Platthis is chill
>>549934789get out shitstirrer
>number of posters triples during a CMniggas will really come here to brag their CM results and then immediately go back to their club discord until the next CM
I feel bad about sealclubbing but so good about THE EMPRESS getting wins she deserves
I'll be honest I did not expect my 500 wit uma to not proc Maestro half of the races
>>549934835the end in end closer refers to the end of the race
>>549934953where the fuck are my jobber lobbies bro im getting only sweats with 3 S ranks
I'm going against all S teams with 1200/1200/1000
>>549933980>SDR rudolf
>>549934751ICHIBAN
So huh.. FUCK end closers.
I should point out, the Gold Ship did have NSM and did proc it earlier, but torenah-san forgot to bring an additional 2 acceleration skills
welp i'm qualified for A
ahhdsjjh
>next cm is another taiki spam onesigh...
>1/5>4/5>with these shittersbuilding goldshit was a mistake
>>549935018yes, true
BAD MOOD
Not so fast, Gold Ship(s).
Should I glue myself?
I procced NSM and sprurt at the same time 3 times despite having less than 1000 wit between those three
I love this CM, as long as you proc NSM you autowin even against whales
>>549935114I mean you don't have to run Taiki anon..
>>549934953Nigger you have 2 A Umas, you're the seal
LET"S GO CREEK!!
>my Mcqueen is winning more than Taishin
PLATINUMS ARE QUEUING ABORT ABORT
Apologize to Narita Taishin right fucking now /uma/
>>549935179You should believe in your umas more. Your lack of faith is evident and impedes performance
>>549935126I haven't seen a goldship win yet
what the fuck?
>>549935193But what if the whales proc it instead?
now is a good time to go considering all the pace rudolfs im seeing
havent seen a single debuffer btw
>>549935309Why? I've been running her, she's awesome>>549935093DigiGOD I kneel
Oof. Well I was only up aganist shitters but still. Golshi game indeed.
>>549935248
could have beat this if my aces werent bad mood
>>549935367Guts always win.
>>549935309ONLY IF YOU STOP DOING THIS
My poor S rank Rice Shower with Long S, Highlander, 1200 speed and stamina and 800 power can't come close to beating any end closers whatsoever...
>>549935367Classic Tachyon
>>549935519>nimbleOH NO NO NO
updated bread and fixed the op number>>549935610>>549935610>>549935610
>5/5>5/5>5/5>3/5best day 1 I've ever had
>>549934834love you too bwo
>>549935519>sympathywhat a chad.
>queue immediately>0-10>wait until my usual queue time (30 min in)>4-1Really makes you think
>>549935061I tried but my deck wasn't good enough...
I have enjoyed this cm a lot more, there's a lot more diversity with umas instead of the same 3 ones, Virgo was fucking awful with that.
>Seal clubbing on first ticket 5/5>got clubbed by whale on second ticket 2/5RNG
>>549935565Typical potential lel
>>549935708Yeah I love the diversity of Gold Ship + Mayano + 1
>>549935708are we playing a different CM
There are several chunk bots on github. Which one is the best? I would mainly be using it for parent runs if that makes a difference. I have no tolerance left for four hours of "fuck you no groundwork/ straightaway spurt/ whatever other essential skill" every day.
>>549935367It would make my day if that smokescreen actually got her the win.
>>549935370Then you lose!
>>549935708lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>549935708>I have enjoyed this cm a lot more, there's a lot more diversity with umas instead of the same 3 ones, Virgo was fucking awful with that.>clueless hmm.jpg
I'm only here for the gyaru images
>>549935626thanks
>>549929857>in which danchou rapes the oppositionb-based?
